Olaf's Frozen Adventure subtitles (with lengths)

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(SOULFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

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NEIL deBUCK WEASEL:

The universe.
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A vast expanse of space and matter.
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It includes all that we see,

and all that we know.
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Since the beginning of time,
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we have wondered how it came to be.
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A gloriously orchestrated plan?
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A chance series of events?
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Or something much, much dumber?
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(YELPING)
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(HUMMING)
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(SNIFFING)
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Aha!
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(GRUNTING)
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(SCREAMING)
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(GROANS)
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(SNIFFS) Eee!
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(SNIFFING)
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(METALLIC CLANGING)
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(SNIFFING)
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-(CLANGS)

-(REVERBERATING)
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(GROANING)
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(SNIFFING)
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(EXCLAIMS)
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(POWERING UP)
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(GASPS)
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(STRAINING)
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(GROANS)
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(STRAINING)
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(SCREAMING)
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(GROANS)
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(SCREAMS)
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(ALARM BLARING)
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(SCREAMS)
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(GROANS)
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(GASPS)
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(SCREAMS)
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(YELPING)
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(SCREAMING)
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(ECHOING SCREAM)
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(STRAINING)
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(GROANING)
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(WHIMPERS)
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(GASPS)
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(SCREAMING)
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(GASPS)
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(SCREAMING)
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(GRUNTING)
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(STRAINING)
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(SCREAMING)
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(GROANS)
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(GASPS)
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(COOING)
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(SPRACH ZARATHUSTRA PLAYING)

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(GRUNTING)
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(SCREAMS)
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(GASPS)
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(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

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Okay, places, everyone.

Come on, come on. Get in position.
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Wait! I can't find my other boot.
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-All right, whose foot's in my face?

-It's mine. Give it back.
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You have saved our lives.

We are eternally grateful.
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(SHUSHING)
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Zarina! Mind if I squeeze next to you?
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Yes. No.
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(STAMMERING) I mean, why would

I mind squeezing next to you?
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(CLEARING THROAT)
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Is it hot in here?
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Oh! Here they come!
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Queen Clarion, you got it?
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All done, Tinker Bell.
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IRIDESSA: Wonderful!

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(LAUGHS)
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Careful. Careful!
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-PERIWINKLE: Ooh!

-Oh!
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All right, guys. We got one shot
at this. Everyone ready?

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We're ready, Tinker Bell. Let's do it!
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Okay, Zarina. Make the call.
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(EXCLAIMS NERVOUSLY)
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(RINGING)
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ZARINA: Target is on approach.

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TINKER BELL:
Just like we rehearsed it, guys.

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(PHONE CONTINUES RINGING)
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Hello?
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Hello? Anyone there?
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(GROANS)

Victoria, stay out of my room!
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VICTORIA: I wasn't in your room.

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LIZZY: Then who was messing

with my stuff?
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VICTORIA: It wasn't me.

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Surprise!
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(CHUCKLES) Not yet, Olaf.
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-Surprise!

-(WOMEN GASP)
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WOMEN: Not yet, Olaf.
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-Surprise!

-(GASPS)
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(SIGHS) Not yet, Olaf.

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Whoa!
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Hello!
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-Surprise!

-(GASPS)
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(CHUCKLES) Olaf! Not yet!
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ELSA: Anna's right.

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Our surprise holiday party
doesn't start
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until after
the Yule bell rings.
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Sorry, the suspense
is tearing me apart.
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Thank you!
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(CHUCKLES)
I'm excited too, Olaf.
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This is Arendelle's

first Christmas in forever.
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The first of many to come.
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Elsa, look!
They're arriving!
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(SINGING)
Look at everyone
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They don't realize

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(GASPS) What?
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We planned a party
As a big surprise
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Soon the ballroom will echo

With sounds of cheer
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As we ring in
The season this year
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This is overdue
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Gotta look our best

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Ooh!
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I've never been
So nicely dressed
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We'll be hosting
And toasting
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The whole night through
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As we ring in
The season with you
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It's the first Christmas
In forever
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Since we opened up
The gate
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And it's the first Christmas 
I remember to date
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And it's already
Worth the wait
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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-Look at all the joy

-All the joy
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-And it's everywhere

-Everywhere
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I feel the Christmas spirit
In the air
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Feel the spirit
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And the party will start 
At the strike of noon

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And we'll ring
In the season so soon
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OLAF: Hey!
It's Kristoff and Sven!

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(GASPS) And the Yule bell!
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Why am I so excited
about that?
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Olaf, the Yule bell signals
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the start of the holidays
in Arendelle.

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Ooh!
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And it's almost time
To ring the bell
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We'll hear it chime
Through Arendelle
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It's finally here
And it's happening fast
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We'll make up for all
We have missed in the past

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It's time to celebrate
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As we ring in the season
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At last
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(TOLLING)
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Let the holidays begin!
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(CHEERING)
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Okay, now!
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-(CHUCKLES) Surprise!

-(GASPS)
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-OLAF: Uh-oh.

-Wait, wait, wait.
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Hold on, hold on.
Going so soon?
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The Yule bell rang.
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I must get home

for my family's holiday tradition,
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-rolling the lefse.

-Um...
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Ours is putting out porridge

for the Tomte.
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BOTH: We're making traditional

bordstabelbakkels!
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And I'm gonna filet

the krumsakringlekakke!
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That's a thing, right?
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Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Olsen?
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You're welcome to join us

in the castle if you'd like.
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Thank you, Your Majesty.
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But Olga and I should be
getting home
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to knit socks
for our grandchildren.
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It's our tradition.
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(LAUGHS) Yes.

And we wouldn't want to intrude
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on your family traditions.
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(SIGHS)
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Oh, so the surprise
is everyone left.
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CRASH: It's a beautiful day

out here on the ice...
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as father meets daughter
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in a quest for hockey supremacy.
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It's Peaches meets Manny.
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Mammoth meets mammoth.
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-Mano a mano.

-Meema me moo-ma.
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Mama may mee-mee.
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Will you two quit it?
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-M-okay.

-Meanie.
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The blazing mammoth

takes it on the breakaway.
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There's never been a player

so tough, so graceful.
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So desperate to score.
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He fakes right. He fakes left.
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He fakes knowing how to play.
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(BOTH GRUNT)
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-Huh?

-What's wrong?
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Lose something?
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BOTH: Hey, what that stink

I smell out there? It's Manny!
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Hey, hey. It's Manny!
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Whoo! You stink!
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Okay, Fuzzball. Let's see what you got.
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You asked for it.
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(LAUGHS)
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(GASPS)
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Yes! She dominates! Again.
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Oh, please. I went easy on you.
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It's called good parenting.
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Yeah, right. Face it.
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I rule the ice now.
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Oh, you talk a big game, hotshot.
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All right, how about best of three?
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Whoo-hoo! Yes! Touchdown!
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Wait, no, that's not right.

Not touchdown. What is it?
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Uh, hole-in-one! Whoo! (LAUGHING)
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-Julian!

-Whoa!
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-Ow!

-Sorry.
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Honey, I scored! Did you see me?
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Yeah! And you were amazing.

Whoa! Whoa!
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Careful!
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Oh, the ice is really icy.
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It's like super-sized, extra value icy.
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But I'm getting better, right?
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(PEACHES LAUGHING)
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-JULIAN: Whoa!

-(SIGHS)
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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Okay, we'll play... later.
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So, she whupped your butt, again, huh?

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And with a butt that size,
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that's a whole lot of whuppin'.
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Nobody was whupped.

There was no whupping.
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It's just a loving father
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sharing some strategy
with his only daughter.

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Didn't know sucking was a strategy.
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CRASH: Okay, it's our turn.

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Let's show them how it's done!
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(BOTH LAUGH)
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(BOTH GRUNTING)
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You're going down, eh?
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(GROANING)
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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! (LAUGHS)
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Ta-ta-da-da!
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For you, my mom-in-law-to-be.
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Buttercups!
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Nature's sunshine.
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Isn't sunshine nature's sunshine?
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-(GROANS)

-Aw! Thank you, Julian.
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It's been so long since

anyone's given me flowers.
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But you're marrying our daughter.
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You don't have to

keep bringing us presents.
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But it makes me happy.
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And for you, my guru,

my rock, my main mammoth...
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To you, I give the greatest gift of all.
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Wait. What are you doing?
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Come on, Bro-Dad. Bring it in.
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(MANNY SIGHS)
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JULIAN: Oh!

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I can feel your heart beating.
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Okay. That's enough of that.
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You better get used to it.
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They'll be living right next door.
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Come on, Julian. Wanna go?
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Actually, weren't you gonna

help me with the thing?
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Oh! Right. The thing.
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Gotta do the thing.
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I can do the thing.
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BOTH: No!
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It's a girl thing.
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Hey! Why don't you go do a guy thing?
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You know, you don't spend
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nearly enough time with your friends.
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-I don't?

-I'll see you later.
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(GIGGLES) On this special day.
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Uh.. Okay.
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Have you told them

about our decision yet?
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No. I'm waiting for the right time.
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Come on, Romeo. Walk with me.
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I'm gonna watch some butterflies
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come out of their cocoons.
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-Whoa! Really?

-No.
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Goodbye, sweetie.
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(BLOWING KISSES)
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Aw! I remember when Manny

and I used to be like that.
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Not me! Love them and leave them,
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and take half of everything.
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That's my motto.
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ROSETTA: Well, that went well.

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She held me! She actually held me!
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SILVERMIST: Oh, this is just sad.

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ROSETTA: Are we kidding?

The girl's 17 years old.

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VIDIA: We ain't ever getting believed in.

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(SIGHS)
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Guys, hey, hold up.
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We need a staff meeting.

Everyone! A staff meeting!
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(GROANS) Not again!
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Oh, come on.
Vidia, gather everyone up.

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Uh, we are gathered, Tink.
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Okay. First off,
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we all knew Operation Pixie Hollow
Life was worth a long shot.
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More like a misfire.
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But we've always said this job isn't

about getting believed in. It's about...
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Being there for Lizzy. We know.
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But we can try again! Right?
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I'm calling it, guys.

We're closing up shop.
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ALL: What?
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Lizzy's going to the university
any day now.

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-That was our last shot.

-(UNHAPPILY) Oh.
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ZARINA: We're going into

attic mode, fairies.
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Keep your accessories

with you at all times.
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Spare parts, batteries, anything

you need for an orderly transition.
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Orderly? Don't you get it? We're done!
Finished! Over the hill!

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Hey, hey, hey, now. Come on, guys.

We all knew this day was coming.
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SILVERMIST: Yeah, but now it's here.

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Look, every fairy goes through this.

No one wants to see...
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Hey, Queen Clarion!
What are you doing?

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War's over, fairies.

Me and the ministers are moving on.
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-Moving on?

-You're going AWOL?
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We done what's right for Pixie Hollow.

Lizzy's grown up.
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And let's face it,

when the trash bags come out,
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we ministers are the first to go.
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-Trash bags?

-Who said anything about trash bags?
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It has been an honor serving with you.

Good luck, fairies.
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You're going to need it.
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No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait!
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-(YELPS) We're getting thrown away?

-No. No one's getting thrown away.
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-ROSETTA: How do y'all know?

-(GASPING)
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-We're being abandoned!

-We'll be fine, Periwinkle.
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-So why did Clarion leave?

-Should we leave?
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-I thought we were going to the attic.

-Oh, I hate all this uncertainty!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Hold on now. Wait a minute. Quiet!
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No one's getting thrown out, okay?

We're all still here.
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I mean, yeah,

we've lost friends along the way.
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-Clank, Bobble, Fairy Mary and...

-Terence?
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Yeah. Even Terence.
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All good fairies

who've gone on to new owners.
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But through every yard sale, every

spring cleaning, Lizzy held on to us!
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She must care about us,

or we wouldn't be here.
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You wait. Lizzy's going to tuck us in
the attic. It'll be safe and warm...

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-And we'll all be together.

-Exactly!
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There's games up there,
and books, and...

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-The racecar track!

-The racecar track. Thank you!
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-And the old TV.

-There you go, the old TV.
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And those guys from the Christmas

decorations box. They're fun, right?
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-(ROSETTA MUMBLES)

-Yeah.
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And someday, if we're lucky,

Lizzy may have children of her own.
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And she'll believe in us then, right?
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We'll always be there for her.
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Come on, guys.

Let's get our parts together, get ready,
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and go out on a high note.
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I'd better find my other boot.
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Where'd you leave it this time?
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Someplace dark. And dusty.
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Come on. Let's see how much

we're going for on eBay.
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Don't worry. Lizzy's going to

take care of us. I guarantee it!

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(SIGHS)
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Mi amor, so many ladies

have tried and failed...
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to strap a saddle on Sid the stallion.
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(MIMICS HORSE NEIGHING)
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But I want to share everything with you.
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You're the wind beneath my fleas,
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the algae of my eye.
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Will you be my mate for life?
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(KISSING)
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-FRANCINE: Sidney?

-Mmm?
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Sidney, where are you?
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(GRUNTING)
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Francine.
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I need to ask...
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Ow!
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I need to ask you something.
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Will you marry...
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Sid, I'm gonna stop you right there.
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I'm breaking up with you.
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What? But I planned our whole future!
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Our wedding.
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Our kids.
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(IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) Mommy.
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Our burial plots.
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How you doing?
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SID: I even hired a band.

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-Hey!

-(MARIACHI MUSIC PLAYING)
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No, no. Not yet!
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Are you crazy?
We've only had one date.
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It lasted 14 minutes!
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Yes, but it felt like 20.
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Ugh!
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I can't! A ring?
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I mean, I like the ring, but no.
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I can't. You're too clingy.
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How is this clingy? (GRUNTS)
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And by the way,
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you look nothing like
your profile picture.

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Francine, you gotta start dating
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outside of your species.
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Franny, we can work this out.

Is this about the bikini? Ow!
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I didn't know it was poison ivy.
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(SOBBING)
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(BLOWING NOSE)
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Oh! Uh-oh.
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Franny. Franny, help!
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-(BOTH SCREAM)

-Somebody.
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Is it the eyes that hurt...
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or my soul?
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Ow!
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Definitely the eyes.
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(CHITTERING)
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Ah, women!
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Yeah, women.
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What about them?
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I don't get 'em. (WHISTLES)
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Like, Ellie. Life's great with her.
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There's no surprises.

Nothing ever changes.
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But then, today, she giggled.
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Does Shira ever just giggle?
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Please don't eat me!
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(ROARS)
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Uh... Shira's not a big giggler.
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Well, Ellie giggled.
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And then she wiggled.
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"Tee hee hee hee." Boom!
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Don't ever do that again.
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I have no idea

why she's acting so weird.
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(SIGHS) Women.
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-Women.

-Women.
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SID: Hello?

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And speaking of weird.
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Anybody there? Oh!
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Marco? Polo?
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Oh, hi, Manny.
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Ew! Your breath is awful.
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What happened to you?
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Oh, nothing. Everything's great.
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Fabulous. Zippity-dippity.
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Okay, let me guess. She dumped you.
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What is wrong with me?
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Everybody has somebody.
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And all I've got is my boyish good looks
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and this mariachi band.
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-(ALL WHOOPING)

-(MARIACHI MUSIC PLAYING)
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(SOBBING)
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(BLOWS NOSE)
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Oh! So itchy!
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Come on. Let's get you cleaned up.
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Ahh!
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Hey, I say it's their loss.
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-Who needs a big party anyway?

-Kristoff?
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I've got just the thing to cheer you up.
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My favorite traditional
troll tradition.
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-Care to join in?

-Uh, yeah!
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Okay, it starts
with a gathering song,
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The Ballad of Flemmingrad.
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I love ballads!
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(SINGING) Every December 
we all gather round
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To pay our respects 
To a troll so renowned

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In remembrance
Of the friend we had
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A jolly old soul
We called Flemmingrad
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Tempo!
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We all dig deep down 
And we uproot the past

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We shove up its nostrils 
A fistful of grass

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Nostrils?
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We shape his likeness 
Bless his soul

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(SHRIEKS)
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Whoa, gross.
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Oh Flemmy 
The fungus troll

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Now, you lick his forehead

and make a wish.
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(LICKS) Who's next?
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-Elsa, you're up.

-(GAGS)
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Come on.
Tastes like lichen.
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You're a princess.

You don't have to settle.
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Okay. Not so much
a royal activity. I get it.

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But wait until you taste

my traditional Flemmy stew.
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It may smell like wet fur,

but it's a real crowd pleaser.
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Oh, thanks. We're good.
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Big breakfast. (CHUCKLES)
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(MUFFLED STRUGGLING)
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(BANGING)
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(GRUNTING)
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(SIGHS)
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(EXCLAIMS)
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Whoa!
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-(SCREAMS)

-(ALARM BLARING)
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(GRUNTING)
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(EXCLAIMS)
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(GRUNTING)
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(SCREAMS)
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(GRUNTING)
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(MUFFLED SCREAM)
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(GRUNTING)
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(SIGHS)
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(SCREAMS)
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(GASPS)
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(SCREAMS)
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(PANTING)
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(GROANING)

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You guarantee it, huh?
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I don't know, Zarina.

What else could I say?
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Well, whatever happens,

at least we'll all be together.
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TINKER BELL:
Faith, trust, and pixie dust.

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VICTORIA: Can I have your stereo?
LIZZY: No.

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VICTORIA: Why not?
LIZZY: I'm taking it with me.

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(GASPING)
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-Can I have your computer?

-No.
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-Your video games?

-Forget it, Victoria.
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Okay. Lizzy, let's get to work here.
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Anything you're not taking
to the university
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either goes in the attic, or it's trash.
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-Mother, I'm not leaving till Friday.

-Come on. It's garbage day.
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-Mother.

-Look, it's simple.
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Skateboard, university.

Little League trophy, probably attic.
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Apple core, trash. You can do the rest.
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Why do you still have these Fairies?
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(SIGHS) Victoria, out of my room!
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Three more days and it's mine!
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Victoria, you're not off the hook either.
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You have more Fairies

than you know what to do with.
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Some of them could make

other kids really happy.
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What kids?
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The children at the nursery daycare.

They're always asking for donations.
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-IRIDESSA: What's nursery daycare?

-(TINKER BELL SHUSHING)
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VICTORIA: Mum.
MRS. GRIFFITHS: No buts.

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You choose the things you want to

donate, I'll drop them off at Joyland.
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(SIGHING)
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PERIWINKLE: Poor Thumbelina.

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SILVERMIST: I get the polliwogs.

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Lizzy, come on.

You need to start making decisions.
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Like what?
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Like what are you going you do

with these Fairies?
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-Should we donate them to Joyland?

-No.
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Maybe sell them online?
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Mother, no one's going to want

those old Fairies.
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They're junk.
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Fine. You have till Friday.
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Anything that's not packed for the
university or in the attic

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-is getting thrown out.

-(SIGHS) Whatever you say, Mother.
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(EXHALING)
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(GASPING)
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(GASPING)
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-What's happening?

-We're gettin' thrown out, sugarcane.
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That's what's happening.
_________________________________

(SIGHING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

-You need a hand?

-I got it.
_________________________________

Here.
_________________________________

So, you going to miss me
when I'm gone?

_________________________________

-If I say no, do I still get your room?

-Nope.
_________________________________
VICTORIA: Then, yes, I'll miss you.

_________________________________

(GASPING) I can't breathe!
_________________________________

-Oh, this can't be happening!

-Quiet! What's that sound?
_________________________________

(LADDER CREAKING)
_________________________________

(ALL EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

Elizabeth! (SIGHS)
_________________________________

(GASPS) That's not trash.

That's not trash!
_________________________________

Think, think, Tink.
Think, think, think. Oh!

_________________________________

(WHISTLES)
_________________________________

Mr. Twitches!
Come here, boy! Come here!
_________________________________

Okay, boy. To the meadow! Hee-yah!
_________________________________

(YAWNING)
_________________________________

(TINKER BELL GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(STRAINING) No, Mr. Twitches! No!
_________________________________
TINKER BELL: Get up. Mr. Twitches!

_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

-We're on the meadow!

-Oh, I knew it would come to this!
_________________________________

Pull, everyone! Pull!
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

-IRIDESSA: It won't rip!

-Oh, forget it!
_________________________________

It's triple-ply,

high-density polyethylene!
_________________________________

There's gotta be a way out!
_________________________________

Oh, Lizzy doesn't want us.

What's the point?
_________________________________

Point. Point. Point!
_________________________________

Push! Push!
_________________________________

I can hear the garbage truck!
_________________________________

It's getting closer.
_________________________________

(HUMMING GUITAR RIFFS)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMING IN DISGUST)
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

Zarina! Periwinkle!
_________________________________

(SOFT CLINKING)
_________________________________

(SIGHS IN RELIEF)
_________________________________

-Lizzy threw us out.

-Like we were garbage.
_________________________________

-Junk. She called us junk.

-How could she?
_________________________________

(CRYING)
_________________________________

This doesn't make any sense.
_________________________________

I should have seen this coming.

It's Dewey all over again.
_________________________________

-Queen Clarion was right.

-Yeah, and Tinker Bell was wrong.
_________________________________

Wait a minute. Wait, hold on.

This is no time to be hysterical.
_________________________________

It's the perfect time to be hysterical.
_________________________________

-Should we be hysterical?

-No!
_________________________________

-Yes!

-Maybe! But not right now!
_________________________________

Woo-hoo! Fellas, I know what to do.
_________________________________

What the jingles?
_________________________________

-Oh, we should've done this years ago.

-Peri, wait. What about Tink?
_________________________________

She's fine, Zarina.
Lizzy's taking her to the university.

_________________________________

Now we need to go!
_________________________________

You're right. Come on.
_________________________________

-Zarina?

-Tinker Bell!
_________________________________

What's going on? Don't you know

this box is being donated?
_________________________________

It's under control, Tink. We have a plan.
_________________________________

We're going to nursery daycare!
_________________________________

Nursery daycare?

What, have you all lost your marbles?
_________________________________

Well, didn't you see?

Lizzy threw us away.
_________________________________

No, no, no, no.

She was putting you in the attic.
_________________________________

Attic? So how did we

end up on the meadow?
_________________________________

That was a mistake.

Mrs. Griffiths thought you were trash.
_________________________________

Yeah. After she put us in a trash bag.
_________________________________

And called us junk!
_________________________________

Yeah, I know. It looks bad.

But, guys, you gotta believe me.
_________________________________

Sure thing, Christmas fairy!
_________________________________

Lizzy's moving on, Tinker Bell.

It's time we did the same.
_________________________________

Okay. Out of the box.

Everyone, right now!
_________________________________

Come on, Zarina. Give me a hand.

We gotta get this thing outta here.
_________________________________

Tink, wait. We need to figure out

what's best for everyone.
_________________________________

Oh, great. Great! It's going to take us

forever to get back here.
_________________________________

(SID SOBBING)
_________________________________

All I wanted is true love.
_________________________________

Is that too much to ask?
_________________________________

(DIEGO GROANS)
_________________________________

Why is it so quiet?
_________________________________

Because the world is mourning my loss.
_________________________________

-(GRUNTS)

-(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

Ellie?
_________________________________

Peaches?
_________________________________

Where is everyone?
_________________________________

ALL: Surprise!
_________________________________

-(ALL LAUGHING)

-(CRAZY IN LOVE PLAYING)
_________________________________

(BLOWING NOISEMAKERS)
_________________________________

Uh... Huh?
_________________________________

BOTH: Ta-da!
_________________________________

Happy Anniversary, honey!
_________________________________

Anniversary?
_________________________________

Oh, no. That's the thing.
_________________________________

-(GIGGLES)

-(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
_________________________________

Okay! Now it's your turn, Bro-Dad!
_________________________________

Yeah! We wanna see what you got Ellie.
_________________________________

Manny!
_________________________________

ALL: Manny! Manny! Manny!
_________________________________

Manny!
_________________________________

Hey, hey. Right.
_________________________________

Uh...
_________________________________

How about another hand for Ellie?
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING) Yeah.
_________________________________

Oh.
_________________________________

He forgot!
_________________________________

-(ALL GASP)

-(FAINTS)
_________________________________

FEMALE GUEST: I feel so bad for Ellie.
_________________________________

Ellie, I... Uh...
_________________________________

(FIREWORKS POP)
_________________________________

(ALL EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

ALL: Ooh! Ah!
_________________________________

He didn't forget.
_________________________________

That's how big Manny's love is for her!
_________________________________

BOTH: Nice save with the light show.
_________________________________

Wait, you didn't do this? Then who did?
_________________________________

Oh, Manny.
_________________________________

I was so afraid you'd forgotten.
_________________________________

But you lit up the sky for me?
_________________________________

How'd you do it?
_________________________________

Uh, well...
_________________________________

A magician never reveals his secrets.
_________________________________

-(CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY)

-Oh...
_________________________________

Thank you.
_________________________________

(CHILDREN LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(SIGHS) I keep picturing

our own kid in there.
_________________________________

He'd be the best one.
_________________________________

-I think you meant "she."

-He.
_________________________________

Either way, we've been over this, Diego.
_________________________________

Kids are afraid of us.
_________________________________

Yeah, but why?
_________________________________

(BOTH LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(BOTH GASP)
_________________________________

Are they gonna eat us?
_________________________________

Hi, kids!
_________________________________

(BOTH SCREAMING)
_________________________________

I even smiled this time.
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

(MUFFLED GRUNTING)
_________________________________

-(SCREAMS)

-(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
PEACHES: Wow, Dad.

_________________________________

Best present ever.
_________________________________

You, sir, are an education

in martial excellence.
_________________________________

I'm really gonna miss you guys

when we leave.
_________________________________

(GASPS AND COUGHS)
_________________________________

Ow!
_________________________________

Um, actually, I haven't told them yet.
_________________________________

Oh.
_________________________________

Surprise!
_________________________________

You're leaving?
_________________________________

I thought you guys were gonna
live with us the first couple of years.

_________________________________

I know. But Julian and I
_________________________________

kind of want to roam for a while.
_________________________________

-Roam?

-JULIAN: Yeah!
_________________________________

Travel, explore, just go wherever.
_________________________________

No plan is the best plan.

That's my philosophy.
_________________________________

Horse d'oeuvres?
_________________________________

That's not a plan, or a philosophy...
_________________________________

or very safe.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Dad, we're young.
_________________________________

We can worry about being safe

when we're old and boring.
_________________________________

Like you and Mom.
_________________________________

-I think we should just...

-Excuse me!
_________________________________

This is a family discussion.
_________________________________

But aren't I part of your family?
_________________________________

Not yet, you're not.
_________________________________

(SLURPS)
_________________________________

Uh...
_________________________________

Does that look like a problem to you?
_________________________________

A ball of fire heading
directly towards us?

_________________________________

Why would that be a problem?
_________________________________

What if you fall in a ditch
and get amnesia?

_________________________________

What then, huh?
_________________________________

Manny, we have a problem.
_________________________________

Not now. I have a problem.
_________________________________

This one's a little bigger.
_________________________________

-I don't think so.

-Manny!
_________________________________

What?
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

-(YELPS)

-Manny?
_________________________________

Uh, okay. Party's over, everybody.
_________________________________

Have a good night. And leave right now!
_________________________________

What are you talking about?

The party just got started.
_________________________________

Yeah.
_________________________________

(YAWNS) Just getting kind of sleepy.
_________________________________

Everyone should go.

And duck. Possibly cover!
_________________________________

Hey, what's gotten into you?
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

-Look! There's more coming!

-(ALL GASPING)
_________________________________

Meteor shower!
_________________________________

(GASPS) Meteor?
_________________________________

(SNIFFS) Shower?
_________________________________

(GASPS) Manny's love is killing us!
_________________________________

I suppose this is all part

of your magic show for me?
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY)

Abracadabra?
_________________________________

Can you guys deal with this later?
_________________________________

Come on. We need to take cover.
_________________________________

(PANICKED SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Whoo-hoo! I'm on fire!
_________________________________

Whoo-hoo-hoo! Me too!

We're smoking hot, baby!
_________________________________

(BOTH SCREAMING)
_________________________________
ELLIE: Incoming!

_________________________________

Those are ours!
_________________________________

Are you okay?

How many tusks do you see?
_________________________________

-Tree.

-Three?
_________________________________

No! Tree!
_________________________________

(MANNY GASPS)
_________________________________

(ALL YELP)
_________________________________

Everybody, jump!
_________________________________

(ALL GRUNT)
_________________________________

(ALL PANTING)
_________________________________

Whee!
_________________________________
MANNY: The cave! Get inside!

_________________________________

Move! Move!
_________________________________

-Whoa!

-Whoa!
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________

(BOTH GASP)
_________________________________

-MANNY: Oh!

-(PEACHES GASPS)
_________________________________

It's okay, sweetheart. Daddy's...
_________________________________

(BREATHING HEAVILY)
_________________________________

-(CRASHING)

-(ALL GRUNT)
_________________________________

Hey, it sounds like it's slowing down.
_________________________________

Yup, it's definitely over.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY)

Except for that one.
_________________________________
MANNY: We might wanna think about
moving underground for a while.

_________________________________

(OLAF EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) I can't wait!
_________________________________
ELSA: For what, Olaf?

_________________________________

For your family tradition.
What is it?
_________________________________

Tell me, tell me, tell me!
_________________________________

Do we have any traditions, Elsa?
_________________________________

Do you remember?
_________________________________

Well, I remember...
_________________________________

(SINGING)
It was long ago
_________________________________

They would ring the bell
_________________________________

We could hear it chime
Through Arendelle
_________________________________

I remember the way
That I felt back then
_________________________________

We would ring
In the season
_________________________________

We would ring
In the season
_________________________________

But the Yule bell
was for the kingdom.
_________________________________

What about us?
_________________________________

After the gates were closed,

we were never together.
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

Elsa?
_________________________________
ELSA: I'm sorry, Anna.

_________________________________

It's my fault we don't have

a family tradition.
_________________________________

Wait, Elsa...
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

(OLAF WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(SQUAWKING)
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS) Look at that! I got an egg.
_________________________________

How many eggs did you poach,

little brother?
_________________________________

Do we have to steal

other creatures' eggs?
_________________________________

I mean, couldn't we just go vegan?
_________________________________

Sure, we could eat vegans.
_________________________________

-(GRUNTS)

-Whoops! Oh-oh-oh!
_________________________________

(GRUNTS) Son, sometimes I wonder...
_________________________________

how you snuck into this family.
_________________________________
BUCK: (SINGING) Figaro, Figaro

_________________________________

-(ALL GASP)

-Figaro, Figaro, Figaro
_________________________________

With you in a minute.

I'll have to rinse and repeat.
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

That weasel is such a buzzkill.
_________________________________

Let's go, kids.
_________________________________

Don't worry, ma'am.
_________________________________

I'll catch the crew
that poached your egg.

_________________________________

(SLURPS AND EXHALES)
_________________________________

(LAUGHS) It's a pun!
_________________________________

I'm winking under the eye patch.
_________________________________

(SINGING) A mother is crying
A damsel in distress
_________________________________

Foreboding intruders
Have made such a mess
_________________________________

What I detect is a lack of respect
_________________________________

For all that is precious and dear
_________________________________

I am the pint-sized protector
Of this lost world
_________________________________

But my friends call me Buck.
_________________________________

Well, played, guys.
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

I have message, bullies not welcome
_________________________________

Return what you've stolen
_________________________________

Go back where you came from
_________________________________

(VOCALIZING)
_________________________________

You know I'm greater, so don't be a hater
_________________________________

You may be Jurassic, but I am fantastic
_________________________________

(ECHOING) Figaro, Figaro,
Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro
_________________________________

Figaro
_________________________________

-Oh, love that bit.

-(GROWLING)
_________________________________

Running and climbing
And spinning and grinning
_________________________________

And dashing and diving and dodging

_________________________________
And sliding and gliding and staying alive
_________________________________

And these are a few of the things
_________________________________

That I do before lunch
_________________________________

Death defying
Danger denying
_________________________________

Look, I'm flying
_________________________________

You might think I'm mad
But, hey, you only live once

_________________________________
No need to thank me
_________________________________

But if you insist, I won't resist
_________________________________

Who smells like fish?
_________________________________

-ALL: Huh? (SNIFFING)

-Hold on to your butts!
_________________________________

Class
_________________________________

(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Dimissed
_________________________________

(SLURPS AND EXHALES)
_________________________________

Good egg.
_________________________________

(TRICERATOPS BLEATING)
_________________________________

Here you are, my lady.
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

Go! I'll lead them away.
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Oh, that was fun!
_________________________________

Same time, same place, next week?
_________________________________

Toodles! (LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Congratulations, weasel.
_________________________________

You just signed your death warrant.
_________________________________

Weaseled my way out of that one.
_________________________________

Hmm. What's all that flash
and dazzle about?

_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

Who puts a rock

in the middle of the jungle?
_________________________________

Ow! (GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(BUCK SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Mmm.
_________________________________

Ooh.
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

Ha!
_________________________________

(SNIFFS)
_________________________________

Blimey!
_________________________________

What is this place?
_________________________________

(CREAKING)
_________________________________

Whoops!
_________________________________

Hmm.
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(CRYING)
_________________________________

Oh, it's all right, Thumbelina.
You'll be okay.
_________________________________

Well, Victoria and I have been

growing apart for years.
_________________________________

It's just... I can't believe

she would throw me away!
_________________________________

Welcome to the club, toots.
_________________________________

Okay, everyone, listen up. We can get
back to Lizzy's, but we gotta move fast.

_________________________________

We'll hide under the seats

till we get back home.
_________________________________

Get it through your vinyl noggin, Tink.
_________________________________

Lizzy doesn't want us anymore.
_________________________________

She was putting you in the attic!
_________________________________

She left us on the meadow!
_________________________________

-All right, calm down! Both of you!

-Okay, fine. Fine.
_________________________________

Just wait till you see

what daycare's like.
_________________________________

-Why? What's it like?

-Daycare is a sad, lonely place
_________________________________

for washed-up old Fairies

who have no owners.
_________________________________

(BAWLING)
_________________________________

-Quite the charmer, aren't you?

-TINKER BELL: Oh, you'll see.
_________________________________

As soon as we get to the nursery

daycare, you'll be begging to go home.
_________________________________

(THUD)
_________________________________

Can anyone see anything?
_________________________________
PERIWINKLE: (GASPS)
There's a playground!

_________________________________
ZARINA: Wow!

_________________________________

We hit the jackpot, Blaze!
_________________________________
SILVERMIST: So much for sad

and lonely, huh?

_________________________________

Okay. Calm down, guys.

Let's just keep this in perspective.
_________________________________

Perspective? This place is perfect.
_________________________________

Tinker Bell, it's nice! See?

The door has a rainbow on it.
_________________________________

(BUZZING DOOR OPEN)
_________________________________

-Hey there!

-MRS. ANDERSON: Wow!
_________________________________

Haven't seen you in ages.
_________________________________

I just wanted to drop these old guys off.
_________________________________

Is this Inma? Look how big you are.
_________________________________

-MRS. ANDERSON: Say hi, sweetie.

-Hi.
_________________________________
MRS. ANDERSON: Hey, how are

your children? Victoria and Lizzy?
_________________________________
MRS. GRIFFITHS: Not children at all.

Lizzy's going to university on Friday.
_________________________________

-MRS. ANDERSON: What?

-Can you believe it?
_________________________________

-You sure they won't miss these?

-No, they never get believed in.
_________________________________

Sven! Anna and Elsa

don't have a family tradition.
_________________________________

(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

I know it's sad,
_________________________________

but I have a solution!
_________________________________

We'll go and find the best tradition
_________________________________

Anna and Elsa have ever seen
_________________________________

and bring it back to the castle!
_________________________________

Are you with me?
_________________________________

Ow!
_________________________________

(BOTH GRUNTING)
_________________________________

-(DISTANT ROAR)

-(ALL GASP)
_________________________________

Uh...
_________________________________

Hello?
_________________________________

(ECHOING)
_________________________________

(ROAR)
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

(GROWLING)
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS) Yeah!
_________________________________

Oh! Hello, mammals.
_________________________________

Hi, Buck!
_________________________________

Hi. (SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Bye, Buck!
_________________________________
BUCK: Um, a little help.

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

Right on the spleen!
_________________________________

Utterly useless, but totally hurts.
_________________________________

(LAUGHS) Hey, Buck.

Welcome back, buddy.
_________________________________

Wait. This half-a-snack

is the dinosaur whisperer?
_________________________________

And expert salsa dancer.
_________________________________

-(SINGING)

-(SALSA MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________

-(MUSIC STOPS)

-Whoo!
_________________________________

I have one eye but all my original teeth.
_________________________________

Would you like to count them? Ah...
_________________________________

No, thank you.
_________________________________

And this must be Nectarine.
_________________________________

-Um... Peaches.

-Semantics, my dear.
_________________________________

I am deeply honored.
_________________________________

Sweet eye patch. Very gangsta.
_________________________________

Thank you.
_________________________________

-I like this kid.

-MANNY: Buck.
_________________________________

-Whoa!

-What are you doing here?
_________________________________

Well, I... What?
_________________________________

I'm trying!
_________________________________

But how do you tell someone

they're doomed?
_________________________________

He's stumped. (LAUGHS)
_________________________________

We're not doomed, Buck.
_________________________________

It was just a meteor shower,

and the show's over.
_________________________________

Ahh!
_________________________________

Oh, quite the contrary, old chap.
_________________________________

It's just beginning.
_________________________________

You see, I found a prophecy.
_________________________________

(DRAMATIC DRUMMING)
_________________________________

Do you mind?
_________________________________

Boy, he really sucks the fun

out of everything. Doesn't he?
_________________________________

Fun sucker!
_________________________________

I read this tablet front to back.
_________________________________

And the story it tells is very disturbing.
_________________________________

Every hundred million years or so,
_________________________________

the world gets a cosmic cleansing.
_________________________________

Before the dinosaurs,
_________________________________

there were these horseshoe

crab-looking thingies.
_________________________________

Ugh! Yuck.
_________________________________

Then, at the bottom

of this mountain range,
_________________________________

an asteroid hit.
_________________________________

Boom! Bye-bye.
_________________________________

Next, dinosaurs,

mountain range, asteroid.
_________________________________

Boom! Bye-bye.
_________________________________

And coming up next, mammals.
_________________________________

Mountain range, asteroid, boom!
_________________________________

Bye-bye.
_________________________________

-(GIGGLES) Stupid mammals.

-That's us.
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Mmm.
_________________________________

Yep, and there she is.
_________________________________

The mother of all asteroids

screaming towards us.
_________________________________

Even going underground

won't save us this time.
_________________________________

Hey, that wasn't there before.
_________________________________

And look what it's doing to the sky.
_________________________________

No worries. Because I've got a plan.
_________________________________

Really? To stop an asteroid?
_________________________________

Look, the last two asteroids
_________________________________

have pummeled the earth

in the same spot.
_________________________________

And it's about to happen again.
_________________________________

We've got to go there and see

what's attracting the asteroid.
_________________________________

Once we know why it's coming...
_________________________________

we can figure out

how to send it somewhere else.
_________________________________

That plan is so dumb,
_________________________________

I wish it had a face so I could smack it.
_________________________________

Let me get this straight.
_________________________________

Instead of running away from

a deadly asteroid...
_________________________________

you want us to run directly towards it?
_________________________________

I know it sounds suboptimal,

but the good news is...
_________________________________

it'll kill us no matter where we went.
_________________________________

Well, that's reassuring.
_________________________________

Okay, but even if we get

to the crash site...
_________________________________

how are we supposed to change
_________________________________

what is literally written in stone?
_________________________________

Ah, my cynical friend.
_________________________________

The dinos were wiped off

the face of the Earth,
_________________________________

but some escaped.
_________________________________

They changed their fate

and we can change ours, too.
_________________________________

Who's with me?
_________________________________

(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
_________________________________

So, what do you think?
_________________________________

Honestly. I'm worried the weasel's right.
_________________________________

(IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) No!

Don't listen to the weasel.
_________________________________

He's a raving loon!
_________________________________

(LAUGHS) Sorry, I just

love playing devil's advocate.
_________________________________

And looking fabulous!
_________________________________

Well, Buck has saved

our lives before, right?
_________________________________

But what if he can't this time?
_________________________________

I don't know what to believe.
_________________________________

But I'm afraid our lives will be over
_________________________________

before they begin.
_________________________________

(CHISELING)
_________________________________

Okay.
_________________________________

I guess we're in.
_________________________________

Crash and Eddie, reporting for duty.
_________________________________

(LAUGHS) Doody.
_________________________________

(BOTH LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Excellent! And dirty word processed.
_________________________________

Now, we better get on the road
_________________________________

because time till impact is roughly...
_________________________________

2 days, 4 hours, 1 minute

and 16 seconds.
_________________________________

15 seconds, 14 seconds...
_________________________________

I think we get it.
_________________________________

I think we're all gonna get it.
_________________________________

Let's go find their tradition!
_________________________________

Whoo! We look so cool.
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

(COUGHING)
_________________________________

Ugh. What is this stuff?
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

-(EXHALES)

-(GROANS)
_________________________________

-ROSETTA: You see any children?

-(GASPS) Where is she taking us?
_________________________________

(CHILDREN CHATTERING SOFTLY)
_________________________________
PERIWINKLE: Look!
ROSETTA: Wow!

_________________________________

What? What is it?
_________________________________

(BOTH ROARING)
_________________________________

No, no, no.
_________________________________

What's the matter with you?
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS) I can't see!
_________________________________

(BELL RINGING)
_________________________________

Okay, everyone. Recess. Come on!
_________________________________

CHILDREN: Yay!
_________________________________
SILVERMIST: So now what do we do?
TINKER BELL: We go back to Lizzy's.

_________________________________

Anyone see an exit?
_________________________________
ROSETTA: Exit, cheese and crackers.
Let's get believed with.

_________________________________
ZARINA: Careful. These fairies might

be jealous of new arrivals.
_________________________________

-I want to see!

-SILVERMIST: Hey!
_________________________________

-Iridessa!

-It's my turn!
_________________________________

New Fairies!
_________________________________

(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________

Well, hello! Glad to meet you.
_________________________________

Captain Zarina at your service.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Oh. Thank you. May I?
_________________________________

Ooh! (LAUGHS)
_________________________________

The claw!
_________________________________

(TRUCK HONKING)
_________________________________

Well, hello there.

I thought I heard new voices.
_________________________________

Welcome to Joyland, folks.

I'm Lots-o'-Huggin' Bear.
_________________________________

But please call me Lotso.
_________________________________

Captain Zarina. We come in...
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

First thing you gotta know
about me, I'm a hugger.

_________________________________

Oh, look at you all. You've been

through a lot today, haven't ya?
_________________________________

Oh, it's been horrible.
_________________________________

Well, you're safe now.

We're all castoffs here.
_________________________________

We been dumped, donated,

yard-saled, secondhanded
_________________________________

and just plain thrown out.

But just you wait,
_________________________________

you'll find being donated was the

best thing that ever happened to ya.
_________________________________

(TINKER BELL SCOFFS)
_________________________________

Mr. Lotso, do Fairies here

get believed in every day?
_________________________________

All day long. Five days a week.
_________________________________

But what happens

when children grow up?
_________________________________

Well, now, I'll tell ya.
_________________________________

When children get old,

new ones come in.
_________________________________

When they get old,

new ones replace them.
_________________________________

You'll never be outgrown or neglected,

never abandoned or forgotten.
_________________________________

No owners means no heartbreak.
_________________________________

Woo-hoo!
_________________________________

-It's a miracle.

-And you wanted us to stay at Lizzy's.
_________________________________

Because we're the Fairies

of Pixie Hollow!
_________________________________

So you got donated by this Lizzy, huh?
_________________________________

Well, it's her loss, Miss Bell.

She can't hurt you no more.
_________________________________

-Whoa, whoa, no, no, no...

-Now, let's get you all settled in.
_________________________________

Cornelius? Where is that boy?

Cornelius? New Fairies!
_________________________________

Far out! Down in a jiff, Lotso.
_________________________________

So, who's ready for
Cornelius's dream tour?
_________________________________

Let's show our new friends

where they'll be staying.
_________________________________

Folks, if you want to step

right this way...
_________________________________

(DRAMATIC ROCK BALLAD PLAYING)

_________________________________

Hi, I'm Cornelius.
_________________________________

Thumbelina. Have we ever met?
_________________________________

Uh-uh.
_________________________________

-I would've remembered.

-(GIGGLES)
_________________________________

-Love your leg warmers.

-Nice ascot.
_________________________________

Come on, Cornelius.

Recess don't last forever.
_________________________________

Right on, Lotso. This way, everybody.
_________________________________

(GIGGLING)
_________________________________

You got a lot to look forward to, folks.

The little ones love new Fairies.
_________________________________

-What a nice bear.

-And he smells like strawberries.
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

Folks, if I can share, here

at Joyland, we've got,
_________________________________

well, just about anything

a fairy could ask for.
_________________________________

Spare parts, superglue,
_________________________________

and enough fresh batteries

to choke a Hungry Hungry Hippo.
_________________________________

-Think you're gettin' old?

-PERIWINKLE: Wow.
_________________________________
LOTSO: Well, stop your worryin'.

_________________________________
CORNELIUS: Our repair spa will keep
you stuffed, puffed, and lightly buffed.

_________________________________

(SNEEZES)
_________________________________

And this, well, this is where I live.
_________________________________

It's Cornelius's Dream House.

It has a disco, it's got a dune buggy.
_________________________________

And a whole room

just for trying on clothes.
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

You have everything!
_________________________________

Everything except

someone to share it with.
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

You need anything at all,

you just come talk to me. Here we are.
_________________________________

(GURGLES)
_________________________________
LOTSO: Well, thank you, Big Baby.

_________________________________

Why don't you come meet

our new friends?
_________________________________

Poor baby. We were thrown out

together, me and him.
_________________________________

Abandoned by the same owner.
_________________________________

But we don't need owners at Joyland.
_________________________________

We own ourselves.

We're masters of our own fate.
_________________________________

We control our own destiny.
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

Watch out for puddles.
_________________________________

And here's where you folks'll be stayin'.

_________________________________

The Golden Chick Room.
_________________________________
PERIWINKLE: Look at this place.
ROSETTA: Wow!

_________________________________
SILVERMIST: Holy buttermoly.

_________________________________
ROSETTA: Jackpot, sweet pea.

(WHISTLES)
_________________________________

-Whoa, puppy!

-Hello.
_________________________________

-Hello.

-Hello.
_________________________________

(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING)
_________________________________

It's so beautiful!
_________________________________

(TINKLING)
_________________________________

What the... Oh. Hey, little guy.
_________________________________

How long's it been

since you all got believed in?
_________________________________

It's been years.
_________________________________

Well, just you wait.

In a few minutes, that bell's gonna ring,
_________________________________

and you'll get the playtime

that you've been dreamin' of.
_________________________________

Believe! Real believe! I can't wait!
_________________________________

Now, if you'll excuse us,

we best be headin' back.
_________________________________

Welcome to Joyland, folks.
_________________________________

-Thank you.

-Take care, pinky.
_________________________________

-Goodbye, Mr. Lotso. Thank you.

-SILVERMIST: Thank you, raindrop.
_________________________________

-Will I see you again?

-Oh, I'll see you tonight
_________________________________

in my dreams.
_________________________________

Cornelius, let's get a move on.
_________________________________

Thumbelina, come with me.

Live in my dream house.
_________________________________

I know it's crazy. I know we just met.

Heck, you don't know me from G.I. Joe,
_________________________________

but when I look at you,

I feel like we were...
_________________________________

BOTH: Made for each other.

_________________________________

(BOTH GASP)
_________________________________

-Yay!

-Yes.
_________________________________

-LOTSO: Cornelius?

-Coming, Lotso.
_________________________________

(BOTH GIGGLING)
_________________________________
THUMBELINA: This is so exciting!

_________________________________

(GURGLES)
_________________________________

(CHILDREN CHATTERING OUTSIDE)
_________________________________
SILVERMIST:
Sounds like children to me.

_________________________________

Oh, I want to get believed in.

Why can't time go faster?
_________________________________

How many of them are out there?
_________________________________
FAWN: Oh, they sound so sweet.

_________________________________

(SIGHING)
_________________________________

Look, everyone, it's nice here, I admit.
_________________________________

But we need to go home.
_________________________________

We can have
a whole new life here, Tink.

_________________________________

A chance to make children happy again.
_________________________________

-Why don't you stay?

-Yeah, Tinker Bell. Stay with us.
_________________________________

-Come on, raindrop!

-You'll get believed in.
_________________________________

-I can't. No.

-Stay here.
_________________________________

-You can make a new kid happy.

-No, no. Guys, really. No!
_________________________________

I have a human. You have a human.
Elizabeth Griffiths!
_________________________________

And if she wants us

at the university, or in the attic,
_________________________________

well, then,
our job is to be there for her.
_________________________________

Now, I'm going home.
_________________________________

Anyone who wants to join me

is welcome. Come on, Zarina.
_________________________________

Zarina?
_________________________________

Our mission with Lizzy

is complete, Tinker Bell.
_________________________________

What?
_________________________________

And what's important now

is we stay together.
_________________________________

We wouldn't even be together

if it weren't for Lizzy!
_________________________________

Look under your shoe, Zarina.

You, too, Peri.
_________________________________

Whose name is written there?
_________________________________

Maybe Lizzy doesn't

care about us anymore.
_________________________________

Of course she does.

She cares about all of you!
_________________________________

She was putting you in the attic. I saw.
_________________________________

You can't just turn your back

on her now!
_________________________________

Tinker Bell, wake up! It's over!

Lizzy is all grown up!
_________________________________

Okay, fine. Perfect.
_________________________________

I can't believe how selfish you all are.
_________________________________

So this is it?

After all we've been through.
_________________________________

(BLAZE PANTING)
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

Blaze, no. You need to stay.
_________________________________

Blaze, no, I said, "Stay!"
_________________________________

(BLAZE WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

(SIGHS) Look,
_________________________________

I don't want you left alone

in the attic, okay? Now, stay.
_________________________________
MRS. ANDERSON: Inma?

_________________________________

Inma?
_________________________________

I gotta go.
_________________________________
MRS. ANDERSON: Inma, you in here?

_________________________________

(BOTH CHATTERING)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(WHISTLING)
_________________________________
TINKER BELL: Come on. Come on.
Oh, no, no.

_________________________________

(STOPS WHISTLING)
_________________________________

What... What the heck?
_________________________________

Now, that's better.
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

-MRS. ANDERSON: Inma!

-Bluebells, cockleshells...
_________________________________
MRS. ANDERSON: There you are.

Come on, honey. It's time to go home.
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

Oh! No, no, no, no!
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

(YELLS)
_________________________________
INMA: Bluebells, cockleshells.
_________________________________
Eenie, miny...

_________________________________

-MRS. ANDERSON: Inma!

-Coming!
_________________________________

(GROANS) Great.
_________________________________

(ROARING)
_________________________________

Where is he? When I am through

with that one-eyed weasel...
_________________________________

he's going to need two eye patches.
_________________________________

I admire your bloodthirstitude, Gertie.
_________________________________

But you heard them.
_________________________________

An asteroid is coming.
_________________________________

(LAUGHS) This changes things.
_________________________________

(YELPS)
_________________________________

Holy snowballs! It's freezing up here.
_________________________________

Parts are retracting

into other parts. (SCREAMS)
_________________________________

Would you please

stop acting like a parakeet?
_________________________________

It's a good thing

you got your mother's eyes...
_________________________________

or you'd be totally useless.
_________________________________

Well, that's just hurtful. (SCREAMS)
_________________________________

-(NECK CRACKS)

-(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

What do you see?
_________________________________

-(SIGHS) Nothing. Nothing.

-(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Deadly asteroid

screaming towards Earth.
_________________________________

Wait! There he is.
_________________________________

That's too bad. He is really far away.
_________________________________

Probably too far to reach by flight.
_________________________________

Oh, well. Let's just go home.
_________________________________

We are not retreating!
_________________________________

Until that weasel came along...
_________________________________

our family made an honest living
_________________________________

stealing dino eggs.
_________________________________

An honest living. Stealing.
_________________________________

Kind of fronic, don't you think?
_________________________________

Besides, why take out the weasel
_________________________________

if the asteroid is just gonna take us out?
_________________________________

So much sight. So little vision.
_________________________________

If we stop the weasel and his friends
_________________________________

from diverting the asteroid...
_________________________________

Kablooie!
_________________________________

It kills the weasel and everyone else...
_________________________________

while we glide safely above it all.
_________________________________

It'll be our paradise.
_________________________________

(LAUGHING EVILLY)
_________________________________

That's seems highly implausible.
_________________________________

Just from a scientific standpoint.
_________________________________

(BOTH GROWL)
_________________________________

Fine. It's a great plan. Dynamite!
_________________________________

One of the top three or four species

annihilation plans I've ever heard.
_________________________________

That's better.
_________________________________

Now let's make sure that asteroid hits.
_________________________________

Why can't we just fear the

apocalypse like a normal family?
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

(SNIFFS)
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

(SNIFFS)
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Mmm.
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Mmm?
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(GROWLING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(TOILET FLUSHING)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(SNIFFING)
_________________________________

What are you doing, Buck?
_________________________________

All rocks tell a tale.
_________________________________

Where we've been
and where we're heading.

_________________________________

-(SNIFFING)

-(BOTH GASP)
_________________________________

(BOTH SNIFFING)
_________________________________

Ah!
_________________________________

That, however, is a turd.
_________________________________

Julian...
_________________________________

I want you to know
that if we don't make it...

_________________________________

if we never get married...
_________________________________

you were the only one for me.
_________________________________

Hey, come on!
_________________________________

Of course we'll make it,

and we will get married.
_________________________________

But maybe it's the universe

telling us we won't.
_________________________________
SID: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

_________________________________

You're going to let one tiny little...
_________________________________

300-mile-wide asteroid ruin your plans?
_________________________________

How can we think about our future
_________________________________

when we may not have one?
_________________________________

Hey, we're going to stop this thing
_________________________________

and you'll get married.
_________________________________

Bada-bing, bada-boom!
_________________________________

Well, not boom. Forget I said boom.
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

I know! I'll be your wedding planner!
_________________________________

It'll take your mind

off all this end-of-the-world stuff.
_________________________________

Actually, we were just gonna wing it!
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Keep it low-key.
_________________________________

What?
_________________________________

Peaches. Peaches. Sweetheart.
_________________________________

you don't just wing

the happiest day of your life!
_________________________________

No, you seize it and you cherish it.
_________________________________

You strangle it with good intentions.
_________________________________

Ooh. Let's start with your hair.
_________________________________

Updo with a top bun? Traditional.
_________________________________

Or updo with a fishtail braid. Flirtatious.
_________________________________

(GIGGLING)
_________________________________

But maybe be a little trashy.
_________________________________

Ugh.
_________________________________

And garter belts!
_________________________________

Today, Ed is modelling laced daisies.
_________________________________

While Crash is rocking

a more elegant ivy...
_________________________________

that's all about the calves.
_________________________________

Ooh. We need a seating chart!
_________________________________

The singles table, the kids table,
_________________________________

the weird relatives table...
_________________________________

the smelly table,
two-more, smelly tables.

_________________________________

(SCOFFS) Look at him.
_________________________________
JULIAN: Oh, you're gonna love it.

_________________________________

Who walks like that?
_________________________________

(MIMICKING JULIAN) Oh! Look at me!

 _________________________________

I'm Julian.
_________________________________

Forget the asteroid.
_________________________________

Gimme a hug, Bro-Dad!
_________________________________

(CLEARS THROATS) Look at

that pretty bird there.
_________________________________

(SQUAWKS)
_________________________________

Yeah! That is a pretty bird.

Good eye, Manny.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Yeah.
_________________________________

The sky is literally falling...
_________________________________

and she thinks we're just gonna
_________________________________

let her stroll into the wilderness...
_________________________________

with Mr. No Plans Bouncy Walk.
_________________________________

Stop picking on him.
_________________________________

Come on, Ellie, you're not

still mad at me, are you?
_________________________________

No. I'm not still mad.
_________________________________

Because that's not how I want to spend
_________________________________

what could be our final days together.
_________________________________

But if we somehow survive that

planet-killing hunk of space rock...
_________________________________

you're in for it.
_________________________________

If we survive, we lose our daughter.
_________________________________

Well, I've been thinking about that, too.
_________________________________

What if...
_________________________________

Ooh. I know! We destroy

the relationship, right?
_________________________________

That way we never have to let her go...
_________________________________

and she'll just stay our little girl forever!
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

No, you psychopath!
_________________________________

What if we convince them

to stay near us?
_________________________________

Oh! That's better.
_________________________________

I like it. But how?
_________________________________

The way we always

get her to do what we want.
_________________________________

We make her think it's her idea.
_________________________________

You sneaky, sneaky minx! (GIGGLES)
_________________________________

Let's just hope we

haven't lost our touch.
_________________________________

Found it!
_________________________________

Behold, mammals!
_________________________________

A sneak preview

of the asteroid to come.
_________________________________

A space rock. Fresh from the cosmos.
_________________________________

Mmm, mmm, mmm.
_________________________________

I taste iron, carbon.
_________________________________

(GARGLES)
_________________________________

Oh! And a hint of nickel.
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

Space tastes lonely.
_________________________________

Hey, look! I found another one.
_________________________________

Me too!
_________________________________

(BOTH SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Hmm...
_________________________________

Hey! Yours is attracted to me.
_________________________________

No. Yours is attracted to me.
_________________________________

(GRUNTING AND SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(EDDIE SOBS)
_________________________________

We're just too attractive!
_________________________________

Stupendous! Now we have something
_________________________________

to play with during our final hours.
_________________________________

You're missing the point, Tiger.

They're magnets.
_________________________________

And if these space rocks are magnetic...
_________________________________

so is that.
_________________________________

This can only mean one thing.
_________________________________

And that would be...
_________________________________

Allow me.
_________________________________

(BOTH SCREAM)
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

Where are we?
_________________________________

(ECHOING) You are in my brain.
_________________________________

Hmm. Kind of chilly.
_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT)
Gentlemen, here's what we know.

_________________________________

Space rocks? Magnetic.

Asteroid? Also, magnetic.
_________________________________

(GASPS) Famed astrophysicist

Neil deBuck Weasel!
_________________________________

He knows the cosmos.
_________________________________

Ipso facto, thusly and ergo...
_________________________________

the crash site must have

a heap of these things
_________________________________

attracting the asteroid.
_________________________________

Ooh. Pythagoras Buck.

He's got the right angle.
_________________________________

What if we use the magnets to

attract the asteroids somewhere else?
_________________________________

As in, not towards Earth.
_________________________________

Theoretically speaking,
_________________________________

if we can launch

enough of these into space...
_________________________________

they will pull the asteroid off course.
_________________________________

Thus, saving the world.
_________________________________

(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________

So, we just need to go
to the crash site...

_________________________________

and launch a bunch of rocks into space.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) That's easy, right?
_________________________________

Oh, yeah.

Sounds like a real piece of cake.
_________________________________

This is progress!
_________________________________

Now we know exactly

what we don't know how to do.
_________________________________

Vamanos, mammals!
_________________________________

This trail will take us

directly to the crash site.

_________________________________

All right, kids.
_________________________________

(LAUGHS) Let's have some fun.
_________________________________

-(LAUGHS)

-Oh!
_________________________________

(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

Okay, everyone. Follow the trail.
_________________________________

Never leave the trail.
_________________________________

-(DISTANT SCREECHING)

-Hmm?
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Okay, everyone. Leave the trail.
_________________________________

Into the forest. Chop, chop.
_________________________________

-But you just said...

-(STAMMERS)
_________________________________

You know I'm crazy. Come on.
_________________________________

(ROARING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(BUCK SCREAMS)
_________________________________

(ALL GASP)
_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT)

I love the shade. Don't you?
_________________________________

Well played, weasel.
_________________________________

Stay sharp, kids.
_________________________________

They can't hide forever.
_________________________________

(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________

Oh, it's going to be okay, Blaze.
_________________________________

Tink's going to university with Lizzy.

It's what she's always wanted.
_________________________________

Ah, she's crazy.

University is no place for a fairy.
_________________________________

They're for nurseries and playtime.
_________________________________

Oh, speaking of playtime,

they're lining up out there!
_________________________________
ZARINA: How many?
SILVERMIST: There must be dozens.

_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS) I can hardly wait!
_________________________________

Places, everyone!
_________________________________

(RINGING)
_________________________________
IRIDESSA: At last!
I'm gonna get believed with!

_________________________________

-Uh, Dessa?

-Come to mama.
_________________________________

(ALL SHOUTING)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

(SHRIEKING)
_________________________________

(SQUEALING)

_________________________________

House number one.
_________________________________

Wow, festive.
_________________________________

WOMAN: Coming!
_________________________________

Good afternoon. I am Olaf, and...

_________________________________

Hey, Olaf!
_________________________________

Please let me finish,

and I like warm hugs.
_________________________________

This is my associate, Sven.
_________________________________

We're going door to door

looking for family traditions.
_________________________________

Tell us yours,

and we'll decide if it's special enough.
_________________________________

Oh! We make candy canes together.
_________________________________

Ooh!
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Sugar rush!
_________________________________

You're supposed to eat it.
_________________________________

Eat my new nose? Why would I do that?
_________________________________

Because it's that time of year!
_________________________________

Hmm.
_________________________________
It's that time of year!
(GASPS)
_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________

(SINGING) Happy, merry, holly, jolly

Season's greetings here

_________________________________
I'm wondering
What your family does

_________________________________
At that time of year

_________________________________
Love and joy
And peace on earth
_________________________________

And tidings of good cheer
_________________________________

Do you
Have tradition things
_________________________________

For that time of year?
_________________________________

Well, we hang up
Boughs of evergreen
_________________________________

On every single doorway
_________________________________

Bake a giant cookie

In the wavy shape of Norway

_________________________________
Go from door to door to door

Wassailing with our choir
_________________________________

Hang up all your giant socks

Above an open fire
_________________________________

That sounds safe.
_________________________________

So happy, merry,
Yuletide carol
_________________________________

Faithful friends are deer
_________________________________

Thanks for sharing
What you do
_________________________________

At that time of year

_________________________________

(GASPS) We better get a move on
_________________________________

if we're gonna hit

every house in the kingdom.
_________________________________

(NEIGHS)
_________________________________

Jolly, merry, happy, holly

On a midnight clear

_________________________________
I'm here to ask you
What you do
_________________________________

At that time of year
_________________________________

Hi, shalom, happy solstice

Fancy chandelier
_________________________________

I'm looking
For tradition stuff

_________________________________
For that time of year

_________________________________
Well, we make
Our decorations

_________________________________
Out of flotsam and jetsam
_________________________________

Bake a yummy fruitcake
_________________________________

And you can't leave
Till you get some
_________________________________

That went right through me.
_________________________________

Buy each other presents
_________________________________

And then hide them
Very nimbly
_________________________________

Wait up for a chubby man

To shimmy down your chimney

_________________________________
Breaking and entering,

okay on Christmas.
_________________________________

Oh, happy,
Merry mule-tied barrels
_________________________________

Faithful, gladsome cheer
_________________________________

And thanks for sharing
What you do
_________________________________

At that time of year
_________________________________

Thank you.
_________________________________

We knit scarves
And sweaters
_________________________________

And we wear
Our matching mittens
_________________________________

Don't forget
The jammies
_________________________________

That I knitted
For my kittens
_________________________________

Eight nights in a row
_________________________________

We light menorahs
On our mantels
_________________________________

You cut down a tree
_________________________________

and then you dress
its corpse with candles.

_________________________________

(KIDS WHIMPER)
_________________________________

I love it!
_________________________________

Anna and Elsa
_________________________________

Will have all that
They need
_________________________________

I'll fill my sleigh here
_________________________________

With the help of my steed
_________________________________

It'll be the best
Time of year
_________________________________

It's up to you
_________________________________

Up to me

Me, me
_________________________________

Up to...
_________________________________

Mew
_________________________________

Oh, happy, merry,
Mele Kaliki
_________________________________

Holly, jolly, happy tappy
_________________________________

Chubby man
Will soon appear

_________________________________
And faithful friends
Are tiny deer

_________________________________
And festive tidings
Midnight clear, and...

_________________________________
Can I leave
this fruitcake here?
_________________________________

At that time of year
_________________________________

(MEWS)

_________________________________

I'd like to join your posse, boys,

but first I'm gonna sing a little song.
_________________________________

A tinker!
_________________________________

Move over, Mr. Pricklepants.
_________________________________

We have a guest.

You want some coffee?
_________________________________

It's good for you. But don't drink

too much, or you'll have to... Have to...
_________________________________

Be right back!
_________________________________

Psst! Hey, hello? Hi. Excuse me.
_________________________________

(SHUSHING)
_________________________________

Can you tell me where I am?
_________________________________

The guy's just asking a question.
_________________________________

Well, excuse me.

I'm trying to stay in character.
_________________________________

(SNIFFS DRAMATICALLY)
_________________________________

My name's Buttercup.

You've met Baron von Shush.
_________________________________

Hello, I'm Trixie.
_________________________________

(BOTH SHUSHING)
_________________________________

Guys, hey. Guys, look,

I don't know where I am.
_________________________________

We're either in a cafe in Paris

or a coffee shop in New Jersey.
_________________________________

I'm pretty sure

I just came back from the doctor
_________________________________

with life-changing news.
_________________________________

We do a lot of improv here. Just stay

loose, have fun, you'll be fine.
_________________________________

(TOILET FLUSHING)
_________________________________

-No, no, no, no. I...

-Who wants lunch?
_________________________________

Bee-boop-bee-boop.
_________________________________

It has a secret ingredient. Jelly beans.
_________________________________

(GASPS) Poison?

Who would do such a mean thing?
_________________________________

(INMA CACKLES)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS) The scary witch! Look
out! She's using her witch-y powers!

_________________________________

"I know where to hide."
_________________________________

She'll never find us in here.
_________________________________

What's wrong?
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

She found us! We need a spaceship

to get away from the witch!
_________________________________

-You're doing great!

-Are you classically-trained?
_________________________________

Look, I just need to know

how to get out of here!
_________________________________

There is no way out.
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Just kidding. Door's right over there.
_________________________________

Well, tinker fairy, you just

jumped right in, didn't ya? I'm Dolly.
_________________________________

-Uh, Tinker Bell.

-Tinker Bell?
_________________________________

Really? You're gonna stick with that?
_________________________________

'Cause now's your chance to change it,

new room and all.
_________________________________

That's coming from a doll named Dolly.
_________________________________

-Who's the new guy?

-Are you a real tinker fairy?
_________________________________

-Well, actually...

-'Course she's not, pea brain.
_________________________________

-She don't even have the hair bunned.

-I do too have... (GASPS) My hair!
_________________________________

-Told ya.

-INMA: I found a spaceship!
_________________________________

Showtime.
_________________________________

Quick, get in. Fasten your seat belts.
_________________________________

Close your tray tables. Hold on.

It might get a little bumpy.
_________________________________

Three, two, one, blastoff!
_________________________________

Woo-hoo!
_________________________________

You saved us, tinker. You're our hero.
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)

_________________________________
DIEGO: Hey, Buck.

_________________________________

You have a suggestion

for getting around the river?
_________________________________

Let's see if the tablet's

ancient wisdom will guide us.
_________________________________

Hmm.
_________________________________

Hmm.
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

(ALARM BLARING)
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(ECHOING) Let my mammals pass!
_________________________________

That's never gonna work.
_________________________________

The ancients grant us safe passage.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Sweet!
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

Wow, the air feels strange.
_________________________________

-(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

-Uh...
_________________________________

Diego?
_________________________________

Hmm...
_________________________________

(SNICKERING)
_________________________________

What?
_________________________________

(SID AND DIEGO LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(SCREAMS AND GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(BOTH LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(BOTH GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Finally! We have superpowers!
_________________________________

(BOTH EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

Ladies and gentlemen,
_________________________________

we have wandered

into an electrical storm.
_________________________________

(THUNDER RUMBLING)
_________________________________

I suggest we all

stay away from the trees.
_________________________________

Sure, no problem.
_________________________________

It's not like we're in a forest.
_________________________________

(BOTH EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

(THUNDER RUMBLING)
_________________________________

Boy, Mother Nature sure

is in a bad mood lately.
_________________________________

Good thing we're all here

to help each other.
_________________________________

Oh, like I always say,

stay close, stay alive.
_________________________________

-(THUNDER CRACKS)

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

There they are!
_________________________________

Right out in the open. (LAUGHS)
_________________________________

How stupid can you be?
_________________________________

Come on, kids. Dive!
_________________________________

Everyone, try not to create

any sort of friction.
_________________________________

No friction. Got it.
_________________________________

Yup. Cool beans.
_________________________________

Friction is what now?
_________________________________

Oh, no.
_________________________________

(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(YELPING)
_________________________________

Come on! Let's get out of here.
_________________________________

(SID SCREAMS)
_________________________________

(BOTH SCREAM)
_________________________________

-Hurry, Granny.

-Don't you hurry me.
_________________________________

I've been struck by lightning

more times...
_________________________________

Ahh! Granny!
_________________________________

...than you've had hot breakfasts.
_________________________________

-(GRUNTING)

-(GASPING)
_________________________________

-(GRUNTS)

-Peaches!
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

Julian, don't move!
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

I have an idea.
_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-I'm coming, sweetheart!
_________________________________

Julian, why aren't you helping her?
_________________________________

-Wait! No, Manny, she...

-(BOTH SCREAM)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Uh, what are you guys doing?
_________________________________

Helping?
_________________________________

What would "not helping" look like?
_________________________________

-Hey, zapheads!

-Whoo!
_________________________________

(BOTH GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(BOTH SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Manny, get ready to run.
_________________________________

Come on, let's go!
_________________________________

-(GRUNTS)

-(BOTH CONTINUE SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Everybody make it?
_________________________________

Shira, Manny, Crash,
Eddie, Ellie, Granny.

_________________________________

Aw, shoot! I'm out of fingers.
_________________________________

Buck. Where's Buck?
_________________________________

Do you hear that?
_________________________________

A baby!
_________________________________

There's a baby in there!
_________________________________

Buck, wait! It's too dangerous.
_________________________________

(BOTH GASP)
_________________________________

He's gone.
_________________________________

I can't believe it.
_________________________________

Don't know how we'll

go on without you, Buck.
_________________________________

All right, let's go.
_________________________________

(BUCK SCREAMING)
_________________________________

It's Buck!
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS) Huh?
_________________________________

I got you. Don't worry, I got you.
_________________________________

There you are. There.
_________________________________

-Say "hi," everyone.

-ALL: Huh?
_________________________________

Isn't she gorgeous?
_________________________________

How can he tell it's a she?
_________________________________

Oh.
_________________________________

Such a good little poochie-woochie.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Just to be clear,

that's a pumpkin, right?
_________________________________

She has a little jaundice,

but I think she'll be okay.
_________________________________

Yes, you will.
_________________________________

I think I'll call you... Bronwyn.
_________________________________

Um, little buddy? We need you

back on planet Earth.
_________________________________

While it's still here. Okay?
_________________________________

Right you are, mammal.
_________________________________

Who wants to save the world

from the fiery asteroid?
_________________________________

-(SNIFFING)

-You do!
_________________________________

Hmm.
_________________________________

(SNIFFING)

_________________________________
BUCK: Mmm...

_________________________________

Okay, mammals.

Let's stop here for the night.
_________________________________

Stop? What about the whole
_________________________________

end of the world collision thing?
_________________________________

Oh, asteroid's still a day off.
_________________________________

And like my grandfather used to say...
_________________________________

"Red sky at night, sailor's delight.
_________________________________

"Purple sky at night,

who moved my foot cream?
_________________________________

"I need my foot cream."
_________________________________

Grampy was a confused

and angry weasel.
_________________________________

-(JULIAN AND DIEGO LAUGHING)

-DIEGO: You are so funny, J.
_________________________________

Stop! You're funny.
_________________________________

Take it easy, my brother

from a tiger mother.
_________________________________

(BOTH LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Hasta manana, J-man.
_________________________________

What was that?
_________________________________

What was what?
_________________________________

Oh, that! It's a cool way to peace out.
_________________________________

Julian taught it to me.
_________________________________

Well, I'm glad the apocalypse

is bringing you together.
_________________________________

He's a good kid, Manny.

I like his philosophy.
_________________________________

Give him a chance. Bond with him.
_________________________________

(SINGING) So light 'em up, up, up
_________________________________

Light 'em up, up, up
_________________________________

Light 'em up, up, up
I'm on fire

_________________________________
-(GROANS)

-Bonding! That's a good idea!
_________________________________

Oh, right. Got you.
_________________________________

You take Julian.
I got an idea for Peaches.

_________________________________

(HUMMING)
_________________________________

Hey, Bro-Kid.
_________________________________

Oh, hey, Bro-Dad. You here to rock out?
_________________________________

(MIMICKING DRUMMING)
_________________________________

Okay. Instead of that...
_________________________________

how about a game before bedtime?
_________________________________

No way! You want to play

a game with me? Wow!
_________________________________

What is honored times 1,000?
_________________________________

No! Times one million?
_________________________________

'Cause whatever that equals,

is how honored I am.
_________________________________

So, is that a "yes"?
_________________________________

Yes, that's a "yes." It's the most "yes"!
_________________________________

It's like "yes" with a bunch of s's...
_________________________________

so it's like "yessssssssssssssssssss."
_________________________________

Great!
_________________________________

-(GRUNTING)

-I'll see you on the ice!
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Happy?
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Oh, boy.
_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________

So, do you think you're ready

to go out roaming on your own?
_________________________________

I won't be alone. I'll have Julian.
_________________________________

Sure. But with asteroids flying...
_________________________________

no home to speak of
_________________________________

and absolutely no support system...
_________________________________

do you think you'll be ready for...
_________________________________

this?
_________________________________

(GASPING)
_________________________________

I'm a wittle baby.
_________________________________

(BAWLING)
_________________________________

Imagine. You're in the woods,

looking for food...
_________________________________

and your baby gets sick.
What do you do?

_________________________________

Uh...
_________________________________

No! Jiggling makes her feel worse!
_________________________________

(VOCALIZING)
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

(BAWLING)
_________________________________

Oh, no! Now your older toddler
_________________________________

has a skinned knee and a stuffy nose.
_________________________________

Mommy, hold me!
_________________________________

Now your babies are crying.
_________________________________

You have no food and then
_________________________________

you come face to face

with a rabid beast!
_________________________________

(GROWLING)
_________________________________

I am a rabid beast

who gives rabies to babies.
_________________________________

(YELLING)
_________________________________

And there's an arsonist on the loose.
_________________________________

(CACKLING)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

How are you going to handle

all this without our help?
_________________________________

(BOTH BAWLING)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(CACKLING)
_________________________________

-Huh?

-Ah!
_________________________________

(CRYING)
_________________________________

-Ah!

-(BAWLING)
_________________________________

Peaches, out!
_________________________________

That's just the easy stuff.
_________________________________

There's a lot more we still need to cover.
_________________________________

Uh... Baby made a poopie.
_________________________________

(SPITS) I'm a method actor,

so I will need to be changed.
_________________________________
JULIAN: Oh! So close!

_________________________________

These pucks go fast.
_________________________________

Just watch the puck

all the way into the stick.
_________________________________

Oh! I did it!
_________________________________

Too bad you and Peaches
are moving away.

_________________________________

If you stayed,

we could do this all the time.
_________________________________

Okay. Show me the heat!
_________________________________

I'm like a hockey ninja!
_________________________________

Hey, Peaches!
_________________________________

Looks like you got a new hockey partner

_________________________________

to replace your dad.
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

Oh, no.
_________________________________

Julian!
_________________________________

(SHIVERING)
_________________________________

Such a mystery why

he wants to move far away.
_________________________________

I didn't mean to do it.
_________________________________

It's not my fault the kid has no reflexes.
_________________________________
PEACHES:

How could you do that to him?
_________________________________

I thought you liked Julian.
_________________________________

I do like Julian.
_________________________________

Well, you don't act like it.
_________________________________

When you look at him

all you see is an obstacle.
_________________________________

Or worse, a target.
_________________________________

But I see a sweet guy...
_________________________________

who's trying his hardest to impress you.
_________________________________

-Peaches.

-No! Both of you, just stop!
_________________________________

If we survive, I'm still getting married
_________________________________

and I'm still leaving home.
_________________________________

Whether you're happy for me or not.
_________________________________

Don't give me that look. She said both.
_________________________________

That means you, too.
_________________________________

And this widdle astewoid went

wee, wee, wee, all the way home.
_________________________________

(DINO-BIRDS GASP)
_________________________________
ROGER: Hey... (YELPS)

_________________________________

Eh...
_________________________________

Because Daddy and his fwiends

saved the world.
_________________________________

(FAIRIES GROANING)
_________________________________

Oh, I got a kink in my ponytail.
_________________________________

(GROANING IN DISGUST)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS) My seed!
Where's my sunflower seed?

_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Someone need a hand?
_________________________________

-Where's my nose?

-Here it is.
_________________________________

-Here's your arm.

-Give me that. That's mine.
_________________________________

Honey, the mustache?
_________________________________

I don't recall playtime being

quite that strenuous.
_________________________________

Lizzy never believed in us like that.
_________________________________

We're just going to have to

make the best of it.
_________________________________

But these toddlers,

they don't know how to believe in us.
_________________________________

-They're too young!

-Yeah, they're sticky.
_________________________________

Well, we should be in the

Golden Goose Room.
_________________________________
FAWN: With the big children!

_________________________________
ROSETTA: That's right.

_________________________________

-Yeah, you said it.

-We'll get this straightened out.
_________________________________

I'll go talk to Lotso

about moving us to the other room.
_________________________________

Jingles. Try that one.
_________________________________

It's locked!
_________________________________

-Same here.

-Try the windows.
_________________________________

Negatory.

It's a Fenster-Schneckler 380.
_________________________________

Finest childproof lock in the world.
_________________________________

-We're trapped!

-Wait.
_________________________________

Did anyone notice the transom?
_________________________________

Oh, great. How do we get up there?
_________________________________

All right, everyone. On three!

One, two...
_________________________________

-Three!

-Whoa!
_________________________________

Let go!
_________________________________

Go!
_________________________________

(FAIRIES LAUGHING)
_________________________________
IRIDESSA: She did it!
SILVERMIST: Yes, ma'am!

_________________________________

(LAUGHS) Way to go, Zarina!
_________________________________

(CHUNK CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
CHUNK:

You think they had a fun playtime?
_________________________________
TWITCH: Shhhh! They might hear you.

_________________________________

(THUMBELINA GIGGLING)
_________________________________

-Okay, now you start.

-I...
_________________________________

-Love...

-You.
_________________________________

See? That time, I said "love."

Okay, now me first.
_________________________________

-Okay, okay, okay.

-CORNELIUS: I...
_________________________________
THUMBELINA: Love...
CORNELIUS: You.

_________________________________

You see what I mean?

It changes every time.
_________________________________

You are so smart.
_________________________________

Come on, Romeo. We're late.
_________________________________
THUMBELINA: I'll wait up for you.
CORNELIUS: Kisses!

_________________________________

(HENCHMEN CHATTERING)
_________________________________

(HENCHMEN LAUGHING)
_________________________________
CORNELIUS: All right, place your bets.

Come on, everybody.
_________________________________

-Come on. Any splits?

-TWITCH: Heya. Bring it here.
_________________________________
CHUNK: All right.
CORNELIUS: Here we go.

_________________________________

Come on, horsey, come on!
_________________________________
CHUNK: Come on, turkey, come on.

_________________________________

-Gobble, gobble, baby.

-CORNELIUS: Come on, horsey.
_________________________________

Come on, duck.
_________________________________

-All right, that's it. No more bets.

-CHUNK: Come on! Right here.
_________________________________
STRETCH: Let me have the duck,

let me have the duck,
_________________________________

let me have the duck!
_________________________________

-FARMER: Here is a duck.

-(DUCK QUACKS)
_________________________________

-I won!

-TWITCH: Ah, man!
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

CORNELIUS:
Well, Stretch takes the round.
_________________________________

You lost! (LAUGHS)
_________________________________

Okay, minimum bet, five Monopoly.

Coyote's wild.
_________________________________

STRETCH:
Here, here. Two greens here.
_________________________________

CORNELIUS: Changing two double A's.
_________________________________

Hey, what do you guys think

of the new recruits? Any keepers?
_________________________________

Oh, please! Landfill!
_________________________________

-Frost Fairy? Light Fairy?

-Toddler fodder.
_________________________________

But that pirate guy, she could be useful.
_________________________________

She ain't the sharpest knife in the

place where they keep the knives.
_________________________________

SPARKS: Neither are you, Chunk.
_________________________________

(ALL CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

You got a little keeper yourself,

didn't you, Cornelius?
_________________________________

Hey, lay off, Twitch.
Thumbelina's different.
_________________________________

Aw, Mr. Softy over here.
_________________________________

What do you expect from a girl's toy?
_________________________________

I'm not a girl's toy! I'm not!

Why do you guys keep saying that?
_________________________________

Ah, all them Fairies are disposable.
_________________________________

We'll be lucky if they last us a week.
_________________________________

(ALL EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

Well, well. Looky who we have here.
_________________________________

Let me go!
_________________________________

Take her to the library.
_________________________________
ZARINA: No!

_________________________________

(MANNY EXHALES)
_________________________________
BUCK: (SINGING)

And if that pterodactyl don't fly
_________________________________

Daddy's gonna blind his remaining eye
_________________________________

(YAWNS)
_________________________________

Sweet dreams, little one.
_________________________________

(SIGHS) Lucky pumpkin!
_________________________________

It must be nice to have a loving father.
_________________________________

Whoo.
_________________________________

Okay, here we go.
You can do this, Roger.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Yay! Kidnapping!
_________________________________

Look I'm sorry. It's not me.
_________________________________

I would never do something like this.
_________________________________

It's my father. He's crazy.
_________________________________

I can't believe he pulled it off!
_________________________________

Way to go, dum-dum!
_________________________________

Oh. Thanks, Dad.
_________________________________

Whatever!
I could've done the same thing.

_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

Well, well.
_________________________________

Looks like you're not

stopping that asteroid now,
_________________________________

are you, weasel?
_________________________________

-(SNORING)

-Huh?
_________________________________

That's not the weasel. That's...
_________________________________

(YAWNS)
_________________________________

-I don't know what that is.

-Hmm.
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

Is it my time, angel?
_________________________________

Time for what?
_________________________________

(GASPS) I'm coming to the light.
_________________________________

Can't wait to see all those

dead relatives I hate.
_________________________________

Ahh! Get it off! Get it off! Get it off!
_________________________________

-Go help your sister.

-But, Dad... (SCREAMS)
_________________________________

Ahh! Demon angel!
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

Mess with Granny,

get knocked on your fanny.
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

(GULPS)
_________________________________

And that's how it's done. Hmm.
_________________________________
GRANNY: Hello? Angel?

_________________________________

Am I in heaven?
_________________________________

It's so dark and squishy in here.
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

Oh, no! I can still see the light.
_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-(BOTH GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Ow!
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

Pop! I'll save you.
_________________________________

(BOTH GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Whee!
_________________________________

Hello!
_________________________________

(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

Oh, well. Probably for the best.
_________________________________

-Yeah, probably.

-Definitely.
_________________________________

(SMACKING LIPS)
_________________________________

(QUIETLY) 1225 Beanstalk.
_________________________________

Psst. Tinker Bell, what are you doing?
_________________________________

I gotta get outta here.
_________________________________

-You're leaving?

-But didn't you have fun today?
_________________________________

Well, of course I did,

more than I've had in years,
_________________________________

but, you see, I belong to someone else.
_________________________________

-Who's "Yid-nuh"?

-I believe it's pronounced "Yid-nay."
_________________________________

Guys, it says "Lizzy."
_________________________________

She's my Inma.
_________________________________

And she's leaving soon.
I gotta get home.

_________________________________

-Where's home?

-Bloomsbury Street, in the mainland.
_________________________________

-You guys have a map?

-We're on it, tinker fairy. Trixie?
_________________________________

I'll fire up the computer.
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Unhand me, you cowards!

I demand to talk to Lotso!
_________________________________

Zip it, Buck Rogers.
_________________________________

You don't talk to Lotso

till we say you can...
_________________________________

Cornelius? What's goin' on here?

Why is this fairy tied up?
_________________________________

(STAMMERS) She got out, Lotso.
_________________________________

"Got out"? Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

"This isn't how we treat our guests.
_________________________________

F-A-Oh, my Schwarz.

There you go. I'm so sorry.
_________________________________

-Lotso, there's been a mistake.

-A mistake?
_________________________________

The children in the Golden Chick Room

are not age-appropriate
_________________________________

for me and my friends.
_________________________________

We respectfully request
a transfer to the Golden Goose Room.

_________________________________

Well, request granted!

_________________________________
-But, Lotso...

-Hush now, Cornel.
_________________________________

This fairy's shown initiative, leadership.
_________________________________

Why, I'd say

we've found ourselves a keeper.
_________________________________

Hear that, everyone? We got a keeper!
_________________________________

(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________

We're calling you up

to the big leagues, sweetie.
_________________________________

From now on,

you'll have anything you want.
_________________________________

Excellent. I'll go get my friends.
_________________________________

Whoa, whoa. Hold on there, boss.
_________________________________

Those Golden Chick children

need someone to believe in.
_________________________________

But my friends don't belong there.
_________________________________

Oh, none of us do, I agree.
_________________________________

Which is why,

for the good of our community,
_________________________________

we ask the newer Fairies,

the stronger ones,
_________________________________

to take on the hardships

the rest of us can't bear anymore.
_________________________________

Well, I guess that makes sense.
_________________________________

But I can't accept.

We're a family. We stay together.
_________________________________

Family man, huh? I understand.
_________________________________

Put her back in the timeout chair.
_________________________________
ZARINA: What are you... Unhand me!

_________________________________

Bring in the Bookworm.
_________________________________

(WHISTLES)
_________________________________

(BOOKWORM MUMBLING)
_________________________________
BOOKWORM: Ah! Here it is.

_________________________________

It was filed under "Z."
_________________________________
LOTSO: Let's see here.

_________________________________

"Accessories. Maintenance."

Oh. Here we go.
_________________________________

"Remove screws to access

battery compartment."
_________________________________

What are you doing?
_________________________________

Stop!
_________________________________
Let go of me! Ow!
_________________________________

"To return your Captain Zarina

to its original factory settings..."
_________________________________

No!
_________________________________

"...slide the switch from Play to Demo."
_________________________________
ZARINA: Stop! No! No! No!

_________________________________

-(GASPS) What was that?

-Sounds like it came from the hall.
_________________________________

I'll see what it was.
_________________________________
PERIWINKLE:
What do you see? Anything?

_________________________________
FAWN: No, just a dark hallway and...
(GASPS) Wait. Wait!

_________________________________
I see Lizzy!
_________________________________

-What?

-That's impossible.
_________________________________

No, no, I really see her. In her room.
_________________________________

(GASPS) My other boot!

The one I left behind.
_________________________________

This is so weird. She's packing up.
_________________________________

Uh-oh. Oh, here comes Mr. Twitches.

Out of the way! Get away!
_________________________________

Okay, Lizzy's out in the hall.
_________________________________

She's looking in the attic.
_________________________________

Wait, there's Mother.
Why is she so upset?

_________________________________

Oh, no! Oh, this is terrible!
_________________________________

She's looking for us.

Lizzy's looking for us!
_________________________________

She's looking for us?
_________________________________

So Lizzy does want us.

I knew it! I just knew it!
_________________________________

I think she did mean

to put us in the attic.
_________________________________

Well, then,
Tinker Bell was telling the truth.

_________________________________

-Holy Never Land!

-And you didn't believe her.
_________________________________

Hey, you didn't believe her first!
_________________________________

Guys, we gotta... We gotta go home!
_________________________________

-Lotso!

-Hey, there.
_________________________________

How y'all doin' this fine evenin'?
_________________________________

(SIGHS) Thank goodness!

Have you seen Zarina?
_________________________________

There's been a mistake. We have to go.
_________________________________

Go? Why, you just got here.

In the nick of time, too.
_________________________________

We were runnin' low on volunteers

for the little ones.
_________________________________

They just love new Fairies,

now, don't they?
_________________________________

"Love"? We've been chewed,

kicked, drooled on.
_________________________________

Just look at my pocket note!
_________________________________

Hmm.
_________________________________

Well, here's the thing, sweet braids.

You ain't leavin' Joyland.
_________________________________

"Sweet braids"!

Who do you think you're talking to?
_________________________________

I have over 30 accessories,

and I deserve more respect...
_________________________________

-Ah... That's better.

-(HENCHMEN CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

Hey, no one zips my friend's
mouth shut, except me.

_________________________________

Unzip it, you furry air freshener!
_________________________________

Come on, guys. We're going home.
_________________________________

Whoa there, missy.
_________________________________

You're not goin' anywhere.
_________________________________

Oh, yeah? And who's going to stop us?
_________________________________

Zarina! You're back!
_________________________________

-Hoo-yah!

-IRIDESSA: Zarina?
_________________________________

Hey!
_________________________________
SILVERMIST: Look out!

_________________________________

What are you, nuts?
_________________________________

Zarina!
_________________________________

Prisoners disabled, Commander Lotso!
_________________________________

-Zarina, what are you doing?

-Silence, you villainous minions!
_________________________________

You're in the custody of the Seven Seas!
_________________________________

-"Hook"?

-"Seven Seas"?
_________________________________

Oh, boy.
_________________________________

Good work, Captain. Now, lock 'em up!
_________________________________

Yes, sir!
_________________________________

(SHRIEKS)
_________________________________

-(EXCLAIMING)

-Ow!
_________________________________

Where do you think you're going?
_________________________________

Zarina, don't do this! We're your friends!
_________________________________

Spare me your lies, temptress.
_________________________________

Your pirate captain's defeated,
_________________________________

and I'm immune to

your bewitching good looks.
_________________________________

Hey, Mongo!

Keep your paws off my friend!
_________________________________

Hey! Let go of me, you drooling doofus!
_________________________________
LOTSO: Not her.

_________________________________

I think this garden fairy needs to

learn herself some manners.
_________________________________

Take her to the box.
_________________________________

Hey! Put me down, you moron!

Where are you taking me?
_________________________________

Bad baby! Bad baby!
_________________________________

Cornelius? What's going on?
_________________________________

Thumbelina! I told you to wait

in the Dream House.
_________________________________

What are you doing to my friends?
_________________________________
TWITCH: Get in there!

_________________________________

-Thumbelina, wait!

-Don't touch me.
_________________________________

-We're through!

-Thumbelina! I did...
_________________________________

-And give me my scarf back!

-Ow!
_________________________________

Captain! Explain our

overnight accommodations.
_________________________________

Sir, yes, sir!

Prisoners sleep in their cells.
_________________________________

Any prisoner caught outside their cell

spends the night in the box.
_________________________________

Roll call at dusk and dawn.
_________________________________

Any prisoner misses roll call,

spends the night in the box.
_________________________________

Prisoners do not speak

unless spoken to.
_________________________________

Any prisoner talks back,

spends the night...
_________________________________

In the box! We get it.
_________________________________

At ease, soldier. They're neutralized.
_________________________________

But remember, they'll say anything

to make you doubt yourself.
_________________________________

Don't worry, Commander.
_________________________________

Any doubt I had

got pounded out of me at the academy.
_________________________________
LOTSO: Listen up, folks.

_________________________________

We got a way of doin' things

here at Joyland.
_________________________________

If you start at the bottom, pay your dues,
_________________________________

life here can be a dream come true!
_________________________________

But if you break our rules,

step outta line,
_________________________________

try to check out early,

well, you're just hurtin' yourselves.
_________________________________

(FAIRIES GASPING)
_________________________________

Tinker Bell! What did you do to her?
_________________________________

You all get a good night's rest.
_________________________________

You got a full day

of playtime tomorrow.
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

1225 Beans...
_________________________________

(CHIMES)
_________________________________

Who's Velocistar237?
_________________________________

Oh! That's just a dinosaur toy

down the street.
_________________________________

That's nothing.

Let me just take care of that.
_________________________________

-Just a dinosaur.

-All right.
_________________________________

Beanstalk. Okay, enter!
_________________________________

Please don't be far. Please, please!
_________________________________

Right around the corner?

It's right around the corner!
_________________________________

Yay!
_________________________________

I'm going to the university! Look at me!

I'm big fairy on campus! Hello!
_________________________________

-Hey, I'll see you at the sock hop.

-Okay, Potsie.
_________________________________

Hey, listen. If any of you guys ever

get to Joyland Nursery Daycare,
_________________________________

you tell them Tinker Bell made it home.
_________________________________

-You came from Joyland?

-But how'd you escape?
_________________________________

Well, it wasn't easy.
_________________________________

What do you mean "escape"?
_________________________________

Joyland is a place of ruin and despair.
_________________________________

Ruled by an evil bear

who smells of strawberries.
_________________________________

Lotso?
_________________________________

The guy may seem plush

and huggable on the outside,
_________________________________

but inside, he's a monster.
_________________________________

But... How do you know that?
_________________________________

Chuckles. He'll tell you.
_________________________________
CHUCKLES: Yeah, I knew Lotso.

_________________________________

He was a good toy. A friend.
_________________________________

Me and him,

we had the same human, Penny.
_________________________________

I was there when Lotso got unwrapped.
_________________________________

Penny loved us all.
_________________________________

But Lotso,
_________________________________

Lotso was special.
_________________________________

They did everything together.
_________________________________

You've never seen

a human and a fairy more in love.
_________________________________

One day, we took a drive.
_________________________________

Hit a rest stop. Had a little playtime.
_________________________________

After lunch, Penny fell asleep.
_________________________________

She never came back.
_________________________________

Lotso wouldn't give up.
_________________________________

It took forever,

but we finally made it back to Penny's.
_________________________________

But by then, it was too late.
_________________________________

Something changed that day

inside Lotso.
_________________________________

Something snapped.
_________________________________

She replaced us. Come on!
_________________________________

-No, she only replaced you!

-She replaced all of us.
_________________________________

Didn't she?
_________________________________

(CRYING)
_________________________________

She don't love you no more!
_________________________________

Now come on!
_________________________________
CHUCKLES: We were lost. Cast off.

Unloved. Unwanted.
_________________________________

Then we found Joyland.
_________________________________

But Lotso wasn't my friend anymore.
_________________________________

He wasn't anyone's friend.
_________________________________

He took over Joyland

and rigged the whole system.
_________________________________

So how'd you get out?
_________________________________

I got broke.

Inma found me, took me home.
_________________________________

Other Fairies, they weren't so lucky.
_________________________________

It ain't right what Lotso done.

New Fairies,
_________________________________

they don't stand a chance.
_________________________________

-But my friends are in there.

-You can't go back.
_________________________________

Returning now would be suicide!
_________________________________

But what about your Lizzy?
_________________________________

Isn't she leaving for the university?
_________________________________

(HARMONICA PLAYING)
_________________________________

Quiet, musical fairy! Knock it off!
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________

Oh, Blaze. I miss Tinker Bell, too.
_________________________________

But she ain't ever coming back.
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

(HENCHMEN CHEERING)
_________________________________

(HENCHMEN LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Rise and shine, campers!
_________________________________

Commander Lotso, sir!
_________________________________

All quiet, nothing to report.
_________________________________

Excellent, Captain. Come on.

We need ya back at command.
_________________________________

Wait! What've you done
with my dear friend?

_________________________________

Big Baby.
_________________________________
FAWN: (GASPING) Sweetheart!

_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

It was cold and dark. Nothing but sand

and a couple of Lincoln Logs.
_________________________________

Uh, I don't think

those were Lincoln Logs.
_________________________________

You all get ready.

You got a play-date with destiny!
_________________________________

Last house, Sven.
_________________________________

Something tells me this will

be the best tradition yet!
_________________________________

Yoo-hoo.
_________________________________

Hello.
_________________________________

And what does your family do

at that time of year?
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Oh!
_________________________________

(MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________

Enjoying the Christmas sweats,

inquisitive magic snowman?
_________________________________

Oh, yeah!
_________________________________

Nothin' like taking your coals off

once in a while.
_________________________________
You know what I mean?
_________________________________

My troubles are just melting away.
_________________________________

In retrospect, the holiday sweats
_________________________________
are for those not made of snow.
_________________________________

(SPLUTTERS)
_________________________________

Oh, I feel so refreshed! Am I glowing?
_________________________________

(GRUNTS) Here's a sauna
for your friends.

_________________________________

Thank you, Mr. Wandering Oaken.
_________________________________

Oh, one last thing.
_________________________________

Would it be possible to get

one of those
_________________________________
awkwardly revealing,
_________________________________

yet tastefully traditional towels
_________________________________

your family is so fond of wearing?
_________________________________

Take mine, yeah?
_________________________________

(DOOR CLOSES)
_________________________________
OLAF: Still warm.

_________________________________

(BUCK GASPS)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Crikey!
_________________________________

Mmm. (GASPS)
_________________________________

Good gravy, Buck.

What have you done?
_________________________________

All right, mammals. Time to get moving.
_________________________________

Now let's not linger on this, but, yes...
_________________________________

I read the tablet wrong.

The asteroid is a lot closer.
_________________________________

Uh-oh.
_________________________________

Wait a second. Where's Granny?
_________________________________

-Oh.

-Granny? Oh, Granny?
_________________________________

Maybe she wandered off?
_________________________________

Maybe she got hit in the head

with a puck?
_________________________________

Yes! And maybe she was abducted
_________________________________

by homicidal 3-foot dino-birds...
_________________________________

seeking revenge on me.
_________________________________

All good theories.

I'm going to go with the puck.
_________________________________
DIEGO: I knew it!

_________________________________

So this whole time we've been

chased by giant dino-birds?
_________________________________

Oh, only three! I didn't want

to damage morale.
_________________________________

Right. Because before this,
_________________________________

we were on a carefree pleasure cruise.
_________________________________
DIEGO: Wait a second. (SNIFFS)

_________________________________

I've got her scent. Come on!
_________________________________

(SNIFFING)
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________
BUCK: Mammals, we've made it!

_________________________________

The crash site.
_________________________________

This must be what's left

of the previous asteroid.
_________________________________

Uh, Buck? Your space rocks!
_________________________________

We could definitely divert the asteroid
_________________________________

with a magnet that size!
_________________________________

I mean that thing is enormous.
_________________________________

It's massive, it's...
_________________________________

...going to be impossible

to get off the ground.
_________________________________

It's entirely possible.
_________________________________

In a way that we don't know about yet.
_________________________________

But what about the dino-birds?
_________________________________

And what about Granny?
_________________________________

(SNIFFS)
_________________________________

(SIGHS) Nothing.
_________________________________

-I'm sorry, Sid.

-(SNIFFLES)
_________________________________

Oh, Granny.
My sweet, malicious Granny.

_________________________________

Why does it always have to be

the old ones who go first?
_________________________________

Why?
_________________________________

(SOBBING)
_________________________________

(DISTANT SHRIEKING)
_________________________________

I can still hear her sweet, shrill voice...
_________________________________

shrieking from the afterlife.
_________________________________

(SHRIEKING CONTINUES)
_________________________________

Granny's alive!
_________________________________

And she's in trouble!
_________________________________

Granny?
_________________________________

-Granny?

-Granny?
_________________________________

(DISTANT SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(BOTH GASP)
_________________________________

(MOANING)
_________________________________

Is she okay?
_________________________________

Uh, I'm not sure.
_________________________________

(CONTINUES MOANING)
_________________________________

Unhand my Granny!
_________________________________

You do and you don't get a tip.
_________________________________

Making this beautiful sloth happy
_________________________________

is all the payment I need.
_________________________________

You see? Hunky bunny gets it.
_________________________________

Granny!
_________________________________

There's a bunny living in the asteroid?
_________________________________

Did not see that coming.
_________________________________

Wait till you see this!
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

Whoo-hoo!
_________________________________
JULIAN: Yeah!

_________________________________

Catching mad air on the half-pipe!
_________________________________

This is crazy.
_________________________________

Do you think they know they

are living in a magnetic bull's-eye?
_________________________________

Doesn't look like a lot of doomsday

prepping going on in here.
_________________________________
BROOKE: I can't believe it!

_________________________________

Visitors!
_________________________________

We've never had visitors. (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Somebody pinch me.
_________________________________

Or should I pinch you?
_________________________________

-Wait, I'll pinch both of us.

-(BOTH CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

Did I hit my head?

What's happening here?
_________________________________

I sure hope this isn't a... Oh!
_________________________________

dream!
_________________________________

(DRAMATIC ROCK BALLAD PLAYING)
_________________________________

(WHISTLES)
_________________________________

(WHINNYING)
_________________________________

This guy? For real?
_________________________________

-Whatever.

-(YELPS)
_________________________________

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
_________________________________

Hello, handsome.
_________________________________

I'm Brooke.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

Ooh. Such exquisite bone structure.
_________________________________

Such a strong jaw.
_________________________________

I'm getting butterflies!
_________________________________

I'm getting nauseous.
_________________________________

Sorry to interrupt this

weirdo love connection...
_________________________________

but we're kind of in a hurry.
_________________________________

If we don't do something fast...
_________________________________

that asteroid is gonna

blow us all to smithereens.
_________________________________

Oh. That sounds urgent.
_________________________________

I better take you to him.
_________________________________

Who's "him"? Your leader?
_________________________________

He is our everything.
_________________________________

BOTH: He sees all.
_________________________________

He knows all.
_________________________________

And smells amazing!
_________________________________

Okay. He sounds great. Let's go!
_________________________________

Brilliant. Right this way.
_________________________________

(SID SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________
BUCK: (LAUGHING) Whoo-hoo!

_________________________________

Yes!
_________________________________

(MANNY YELPING)
_________________________________
BROOKE:

Please keep your arms and legs
_________________________________

inside the tram at all times.
_________________________________

But allow your spirit to roam free...
_________________________________

in Geotopia.
_________________________________

I have a good feeling about this.
_________________________________

Maybe he'll be able to help us.
_________________________________

She did say he knows all.
_________________________________

And all's a lot!
_________________________________

Here he is.
_________________________________

The Master of Meditation,

the Supreme Serene...
_________________________________

the four-time Heavy Thoughts

champion of the world!
_________________________________

(BANGS GONG)
_________________________________

(SPITS)
_________________________________

Is that a llama? I hates llamas.
_________________________________

They spit and smell.
_________________________________

So does she.
_________________________________

BOTH: So do we! (LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Oh! (LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Greetings, mammals!
_________________________________

The Shangri Llama will see you...
_________________________________

now.
_________________________________

Ooh. Wonderful.
_________________________________

So where is he?
_________________________________

He is here. Talking to you.
_________________________________

Oh, I get it. He's a ventriloquist
_________________________________

and you're the dummy.
_________________________________

-No, you're the dummy.

-No, you're the dummy.
_________________________________

No, you're the dummy.
_________________________________

This is the guy that's going to save us.
_________________________________

Look within. You're the dummy. (SPITS)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Disgusting! Loved that!
_________________________________

New topic. We're all about to die.
_________________________________

Well, that's no good. Stress is a killer.
_________________________________

Let us loosen our limbs

and open our minds.
_________________________________

Downward Dog!
_________________________________

Uh.. Seriously?
_________________________________

I'll wait. I have all the time in the world.
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Actually, you don't have

all the time in the world.
_________________________________

None of us do. You see,

there's this thing in the sky.
_________________________________

Oh. That blinding light that seems

to get larger by the minute?
_________________________________

(LAUGHS) What about it?

Seems fine to me.
_________________________________

With all due respect, Your Twistiness,
_________________________________

that's an asteroid.
_________________________________

It's magnetically attracted to this place
_________________________________

and it's heading straight for us.
_________________________________

(SPITS) Aha!
_________________________________

It must desire our magnetic crystals.
_________________________________

Well, who can blame it?
_________________________________

They're really quite something.
_________________________________

Did you know their power

grants eternal youth?
_________________________________

I am over 400 years old. Mmm-hmm.
_________________________________

-That's not possible.

-TEDDY: Sure it is.
_________________________________

I'm 326! Whoo!
_________________________________

Huh? You don't look a day over 275.
_________________________________

We are young, happy and safe.

And we always will be.
_________________________________

(ECHOING) Thanks to Geotopia!
_________________________________

Kudos. It is lovely.
_________________________________

Now, let's figure out

a way to launch it into space!
_________________________________

I'm sorry.

You want to destroy our home?
_________________________________

It'll be destroyed either way.
_________________________________

But if we propel this magnetic

material into the atmosphere...
_________________________________

we can change the asteroid's

path and save everyone.
_________________________________

What do you say?
_________________________________

Caterpillar!
_________________________________

So, is that a yes? Or... (GASPS)
_________________________________

-(GROANING)

-Oh.
_________________________________

You are storing a lot of hostility
_________________________________

in your lower spine.
_________________________________

Shangri Llama, how are we gonna...
_________________________________

Funky Chicken.

Jiggy Jelly. Mashed Potato.
_________________________________

Your flexibility is a sight to behold.
_________________________________

Now how the devil are we

going to launch these crystals?
_________________________________

You can't. It's impossible.
_________________________________

Whoo! I am bushed.
_________________________________

Awesome meeting you guys.
_________________________________

Feel free to hang or,

you know, whatever.
_________________________________

(SPITS)
_________________________________

Hmm.
_________________________________

That's it. He was our last hope.
_________________________________

We're doomed.
_________________________________

Yeah. All we got was a free yoga class.
_________________________________

(GRUNTING) On that subject...
_________________________________

could you help me, please?
_________________________________

My nose is dangerously
close to my butt.
_________________________________

Uh, Sid, why do you have two tails?
_________________________________
GRANNY: I'm in here, too.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
_________________________________

(SINGING)
Dashing through the snow
_________________________________

With traditions
In our sleigh
_________________________________

Back to the castle we go

To save this holiday
_________________________________

Ho, ho, ho
_________________________________

Our plan has zero flaws

I see nothing going wrong
_________________________________

(SHRIEKS)
_________________________________

Whew! Crisis averted.
_________________________________

(WHISTLING)
_________________________________

Oh, look, another reindeer

going the opposite direction.
_________________________________

Hi!
_________________________________
(NEIGHS)
_________________________________
(MOOS)
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
(INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________

Wow, we're making
really good time!
_________________________________
OLAF: Whoa!
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

-(THUD)
-Hey! The fire's out.
_________________________________

(EXPLODES)
_________________________________

Oh, darn it.
_________________________________

-(PEACHES CRYING)

-Hey, don't cry.
_________________________________

Look on the bright side.
_________________________________

We get to see our lives

flash before our eyes.
_________________________________

That means I get

to fall in love with you...
_________________________________

all over again.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Only you can make the end of

the world sound like a good thing.
_________________________________

We did a good job raising her.
_________________________________

She's stronger than we know.
_________________________________

Two days ago, I'd have given

anything to keep her with us.
_________________________________

Now I'd give anything

just to see her get married...
_________________________________

and leave home.
_________________________________

Play with her kids,

dance with her husband.
_________________________________

Yell at him when

he forgets their anniversary.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
ELLIE: It was a good one, wasn't it?

_________________________________

Our life? You, me, and Peaches.
_________________________________

The best.
_________________________________

(RINGING)
_________________________________

(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________

(CHILD SQUEALING)
_________________________________

(CHILDREN SHRIEKING)
_________________________________

(ROBO-PHONE RINGING)
_________________________________

Uh, hello?
_________________________________
ROBO-PHONE: You shouldn't have

come back, tinker fairy.
_________________________________

They've cracked down hard since

you left. More guards, more patrols.
_________________________________

You and your friends

ain't ever getting out of here now.
_________________________________

I made it out once.
_________________________________

You got lucky once. Want my advice?
_________________________________

Keep your heads down. You'll survive.
_________________________________

Yeah, for how long?
_________________________________

I've been here years.
_________________________________

They'll never break me.
_________________________________

There's only one way

Fairies leave this place.
_________________________________

Poor fella. Trash ship comes at dawn.
_________________________________

Then it's off to the dump.
_________________________________

Look, I appreciate

your concern, old-timer.
_________________________________

But we have a girl waiting for us.

Now, we're leaving.
_________________________________

If you'd help us, one fairy to another,

I'd sure be grateful.
_________________________________

(SIGHING)
_________________________________

Well, if you're going to get out,
_________________________________

first thing you gotta get through's

the doors.
_________________________________

Locked, every night. Inside and out.

Keys are left on a hook in the office.
_________________________________
TINKER BELL: Got it. What else?

_________________________________
ROBO-PHONE: Lotso has trucks

patrolling all night long.
_________________________________

Hallway, lobby, playground.
_________________________________
TINKER BELL: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What about the wall?

_________________________________
ROBO-PHONE: Eight-feet high.

_________________________________

Cinder block. No way through it.
_________________________________

You go over or under.
_________________________________

That's it? Doesn't seem so bad.
_________________________________

It's not.

Your real problem's the monkey.
_________________________________

The monkey's the eye in the sky.
_________________________________

He sees everything.
_________________________________

Classrooms.
_________________________________

(SCREECHING)
_________________________________
ROBO-PHONE: Hallways.

_________________________________

(MONKEY SCREECHING)
_________________________________
ROBO-PHONE: Even the playground.

_________________________________
(SCREECHING)
_________________________________

You can unlock doors,

sneak past guards, climb the wall,
_________________________________

but if you don't take out that monkey,

you ain't going nowhere.
_________________________________

You want to get out of here?

Get rid of that monkey!
_________________________________

(BELL RINGING)
_________________________________

Recess! Come on, kids!
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________
TINKER BELL: Psst! Psst!

_________________________________

Hey, guys.
_________________________________

-Tink?

-Tinker Bell!
_________________________________

Tinker Bell!
_________________________________
ROSETTA: (GIGGLES) Hey, sugar!

_________________________________
FAWN: Oh, thank goodness!

_________________________________

-VIDIA: You're alive!

-Of course I'm alive!
_________________________________

(ALL LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Hey, my pom-pom shoes!
_________________________________

My hair's perfect! Wait, where's Zarina?
_________________________________

Lotso did something to her!
_________________________________

He thinks she's a real
pirate captain again.

_________________________________

-Oh, no.

-SILVERMIST: Oh, yes.
_________________________________

Return of the buccaneer.
_________________________________

Oh, Tink, we were wrong

to leave Lizzy. I was wrong.
_________________________________

Periwinkle's right, Tink. She was wrong.
_________________________________

No, no, it's my fault

for leaving you guys.
_________________________________

From now on, we stick together.
_________________________________

But Lizzy's leaving for the university.
_________________________________

University? Capture the delivery girl!
_________________________________

We gotta get you home

before Lizzy leaves tomorrow!
_________________________________

Tomorrow? But that means...
_________________________________

It means

we're busting out of here, tonight.
_________________________________

-What? Impossible!

-But there's no way out of here!
_________________________________

No, there is one way out.
_________________________________

One way.
_________________________________

Okay, here's what we're going to do.
_________________________________

(INAUDIBLE)
_________________________________
CORNELIUS: Fast-flying fairy.
VIDIA: Present.

_________________________________

-CORNELIUS: Green guys.

-(ALIENS SQUEAKING)
_________________________________
CORNELIUS: Winter fairy.
PERIWINKLE: Here.

_________________________________
CORNELIUS: Firefly.

_________________________________

(BLAZE SQUEAKING)
_________________________________

-Water fairy.

-Pretty and punctual.
_________________________________
CORNELIUS: Light fairy.
IRIDESSA: Here.

_________________________________
CORNELIUS: Thumbelina.
THUMBELINA: Here.

_________________________________

Garden fairy.
_________________________________

Garden fairy?
_________________________________

Hey! Hey!

Tuberous root-lady! Wake up!
_________________________________

(GASPS) Impossible!
_________________________________

Hey!
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________
CORNELIUS ON MONITER:
Little late for a stroll, eh, Rosetta?

_________________________________

See, everyone calls me Rosita.
_________________________________
CORNELIUS: Well, well, well.

You're turning out to be
_________________________________

quite the troublemaker, aren't you?
_________________________________
CORNELIUS: What did you think
you were going to do?
_________________________________
Waltz right out of here?

_________________________________
ROSETTA: Yeah, and I would've
got away with it, too,

_________________________________

if it weren't for you meddling Fairies!
_________________________________

You ascot-wearing pink-noser!
_________________________________

You're not a fairy! You're an accessory!
_________________________________

You're a purse with legs.
_________________________________

Ow! Take her back to the box.
_________________________________

No! No, not the box! I'm sorry.

I didn't mean it! I like ascots.
_________________________________

Really. No, no, no!
_________________________________

Okay, check.
_________________________________

Good work, Captain. All right,

resume your, uh, pirate-guy-thingy.
_________________________________

Yes, sir, well-groomed man!
_________________________________
THUMBELINA: Cornelius! Cornelius?

_________________________________

(CRYING)
_________________________________
CORNELIUS: What do you want?

_________________________________

I can't take it here, Cornelius.
_________________________________
I want to go to the
Golden Goose Room. With you!

_________________________________

Yeah, well, you should've

thought of that yesterday.
_________________________________

I was wrong.
_________________________________

I want to be with you, Cornelius, I do.

In your Dream House.
_________________________________

(SOBBING) Please take me away

from this! Take me away!
_________________________________

Darn it, Thumbelina!
_________________________________

Okay, but things

are complicated around here.
_________________________________

-You gotta do what I say.

-I will, Cornelius! I promise!
_________________________________

Wait. I'll do anything!

I'll change your diapers!
_________________________________

-(SCREECHING)

-(YELLING)
_________________________________

(HISSING)
_________________________________

Go get the tape!
_________________________________
CORNELIUS: And this is where

the magic happens.
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Look at all your clothes!
_________________________________

I can't believe

you never brought me up here!
_________________________________

-Tennis whites? Mission to Mars!

-CORNELIUS: I know, I know, I know.
_________________________________

Check this out! Kung fu fighting.
_________________________________

Campus hero

with matching sports pennant, huh?
_________________________________

(GASPS) Flower power! Oh, Cornelius!
_________________________________

(SIGHING)
_________________________________

No one appreciates clothes

here, Thumbelina. No one.
_________________________________

Cornelius, would you

model a few outfits for me?
_________________________________

Just a few?
_________________________________

(DISCO MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________

(GIGGLING)
_________________________________

Rawr!
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
_________________________________

Anna, I owe you
an apology for earlier.
_________________________________

Anna?
_________________________________

(CLATTERS)
_________________________________

(MUFFLED SCREECHING)
_________________________________

Go get the key.
_________________________________

Where is it, where is it?
_________________________________

Where's the key?

Where's the key? Bingo!
_________________________________

Yodel-ay-hee-hoo!
_________________________________
SILVERMIST: Hey!

What do you think you're doing?
_________________________________

I told you,

keep your hands off of my stuff!
_________________________________

Make a move, silly!
_________________________________

Hey, hey, hey! No fighting! Break it up!
_________________________________

-Hey! Hey!

-SILVERMIST: Take that, fly brain.
_________________________________

No wonder you're extinct.
_________________________________

Hey, you can't hit each other.

That's my job!
_________________________________
PERIWINKLE: Yoo-hoo!

_________________________________

Help! Prison riot!
_________________________________

Get the tortilla.
_________________________________
CORNELIUS: Ready?
THUMBELINA: Ready.

_________________________________

(EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

Uh, Thumbelina?
_________________________________

No more games, Cornelius!

What did Lotso do to Zarina?
_________________________________

And how do we switch her back?
_________________________________

You can't make me talk. You can't!
_________________________________

But I'd like to see you try.
_________________________________

(SNORING)
_________________________________

(PERIWINKLE GASPS)
_________________________________

Let's see. Hawaiian surf trunks.
_________________________________

Oh! Thumbelina! Those were vintage!
_________________________________

It's okay. All right, go ahead,

rip 'em, I don't care.
_________________________________

They're a dime a dozen.
_________________________________

Ooh, glitter tux.
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

Who cares? Who cares?

Sequins are tacky. Who cares?
_________________________________

Oh! A Nehru jacket.
_________________________________

(GASPS) Thumbelina! Not the Nehru.
_________________________________

This is from what, 1967?
_________________________________

The groovy formal collection, yes!
_________________________________

-What a shame.

-Oh, no, no, no! No!
_________________________________

There's an instruction manual!
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

Lotso switched Zarina to Demo mode!
_________________________________

(SOBBING)
_________________________________

Where's that manual?
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

I don't know why this couldn't wait

until morning, Cornelius,
_________________________________

but here you go.
_________________________________

Eesh.
_________________________________

What's taking so darn gone long?
_________________________________

(KNOCK AT DOOR)
_________________________________

So how do we fix Zarina?
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(COOING)
_________________________________

What are you staring at, feathers?
_________________________________

Hey! Ow!
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

Yeah, fly away, you coward.
_________________________________

Uh-oh.
_________________________________

Well, that's just great.
_________________________________

(MUFFLED) Help! Prison riot!
_________________________________

-Mayday! Mayday!

-Oh, give it up. No one can hear you.
_________________________________

-What?

-I said, "No one can hear you."
_________________________________

-What?

-(LOUDLY) She said, "No one can..."
_________________________________
SILVERMIST: Shush!
Will you be quiet?

_________________________________

Tink! You're back!
_________________________________

(SILVERMIST AND IRIDESSA

EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

Stop her! Don't let her get out!
_________________________________

Hard to port! I've been
taken hostage by my own prisoners.

_________________________________

Quick! Open her back. There's a switch!
_________________________________

Unhand me, Hook scum!
_________________________________

The Jolly Roger

will show you no mercy.
_________________________________

It's not working. Why is it not working?

Where's the manual?
_________________________________

Here we go! There should be

a little hole under the switch.
_________________________________

-TINKER BELL: Little hole, got it!

-"To reset your Zarina,
_________________________________

-"insert paperclip..."

-Dessa, use your finger!
_________________________________

-What?
-(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

-Okay, now what?

-All right, let's see.
_________________________________

"Caution. Do not hold button

for more than five seconds."
_________________________________

(ELECTRONIC TOOTING)
_________________________________

It's not my fault!
_________________________________

(CLICKING)
_________________________________

(IN SPANISH)
_________________________________

-Now what did you do?

-I just did what you told me!
_________________________________

(CONTINUES IN SPANISH)
_________________________________

Uh... Amigos! We're all amigos.
_________________________________

(IN SPANISH)
_________________________________

We gotta switch her back.
_________________________________

-Well, how do we do that?

-I don't know. That part's in Spanish.
_________________________________

(SIREN WAILING OUTSIDE)
_________________________________

We don't have time for this.

Come on, El Zarino.
_________________________________

(IN SPANISH)
_________________________________
ROBO-PHONE: Good luck, tinker fairy.

_________________________________

(GASPS) Here they come.
_________________________________

Come on, Zarina!
_________________________________

What took you so long?
_________________________________

Things got complicated.

Where's Rosetta?
_________________________________

We haven't seen her.
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Zarina.
_________________________________

(IN SPANISH)
_________________________________

Did you fix Zarina?
_________________________________

-Uh, sort of.

-Behind you.
_________________________________

Someone's coming.
_________________________________

You would not believe what

I've been through tonight, sugar.
_________________________________

Darling! Are you okay?
_________________________________

I feel fresh. Healthy. It's terrible.
_________________________________

You've lost weight. And so tall.
_________________________________

Ah! You're a sight for detachable eyes.
_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-Hi, Elsa!
_________________________________

(SIGHS) Anna!

What are you doing up here?
_________________________________

Looking for traditions.
_________________________________

Ooh! (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

And what are you wearing?
_________________________________

My old Viking helmet,
_________________________________

and this was my sorceress cloak.
_________________________________

Dragon feet!
_________________________________

-(MIMICS GROWLING)

-(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

I found them in my old trunk.

What's in yours?
_________________________________

Oh, mostly gloves.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Right.
Rows and rows of satin gloves.
_________________________________

Oh. (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Yep. Welcome to my world.
_________________________________

Wait. Who's this little guy?
_________________________________

Oh! Sir Jorgenbjorgen!
_________________________________

He was a really good listener.
_________________________________

Anna, how are we going to find
any traditions up here?

_________________________________

(BELL JINGLES SOFTLY)
_________________________________

Unless...
_________________________________

What's that?
_________________________________

Look inside.
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

All clear.
_________________________________

Come on. Come on.
_________________________________

We're almost there.
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(WHISPERING) Back up. Back up!
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(MOUTHING)
_________________________________

Come on.
_________________________________

(SQUEAKS)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(BABBLES)
_________________________________

(SIGHING IN RELIEF)
_________________________________

(FLAMENCO MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________

(IN SPANISH)
_________________________________

Tink!
_________________________________

Come on. We're almost there.
_________________________________

(IN SPANISH)
_________________________________

(PLAYING SOFT MUSIC)
_________________________________
SID: Oh, Brooke.

_________________________________

You're so pretty.
_________________________________

You take my lisp away.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) I bet you
say that to all the girls.

_________________________________

I try. But usually they run away too fast.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Oh, you're such a romantic.
_________________________________

Hey, I know this is going to

sound super forward...
_________________________________

but will you be my mate for life?
_________________________________

Oh, Brooke. I don't know what to say.
_________________________________

It's only been twelve minutes.
_________________________________

What took you so long?
_________________________________

Yes! This has been
_________________________________

the best last day on Earth ever.
_________________________________

(GASPS) A diamond! I need a diamond!
_________________________________

Where can I find a...
_________________________________

Oh! Perfect.
_________________________________

(STRAINING)
_________________________________

No, no, no. Sid, sweetie, don't do that.
_________________________________

Nonsense. Only the best

for my one... true... love.
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(CRYSTALS CLINKING)
_________________________________

Whoopsies! (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

_________________________________

No, no, no!
_________________________________

Oaf! Simpleton! Nincompoop!
_________________________________

You talking to her or me?
_________________________________

That wall was the one thing

keeping us young.
_________________________________

Now we're all doomed! Doomed!
_________________________________

(ALL GASP)
_________________________________

And now, I think I have a fever.
_________________________________

Thank you so much, doofus!
_________________________________

Hey! Easy there, Llama!
_________________________________

This is the doofus of my dreams.
_________________________________

He meant well.
_________________________________

Oh, he meant well.
_________________________________

-Who cares?

-(BOTH GASP)
_________________________________

So much for serenity.
_________________________________

300 years of peace and harmony...
_________________________________

undone by one colossally, incredibly...
_________________________________

stupendously stupid sloth!
_________________________________

(ALL GASP)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Oh, Brooke.
_________________________________

Wow! You guys got old.
_________________________________

Whatever we had, it's over.
_________________________________

That's what happens when

you date a cougar. (SOBBING)
_________________________________

I'm really sorry, Mr. Llama.
_________________________________

(LAUGHS) Sorry. Sorry?
_________________________________

Sorry doesn't fix the wall now,
_________________________________

does it, you little...
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

I need a bubble bath or a massage.
_________________________________

Who knows acupuncture?
_________________________________

I need to let my anger out. Let it out!
_________________________________

I've been pent up too long. (SCREAMS)
_________________________________

I want to hit something.

Someone give me their face.
_________________________________

That's it! Pent-up energy.
_________________________________

Earth's most powerful propulsion

device is right in front of us.
_________________________________

Whoa! Spitty McGree here?
_________________________________

(SPITS)
_________________________________

-(SCREAMS)

-The volcano!
_________________________________

That's our magnet launcher.
_________________________________

All we need to do is seal

the steam vents around it.
_________________________________

(HISSING)
_________________________________

-That's a crazy plan!

-You're a crazy plan.
_________________________________

That doesn't even make any sense.
_________________________________

And what are you? A professor of logic?
_________________________________

Professor Kitty McWhiskers
_________________________________

of the University of Meow

Meow Meow Meow...
_________________________________

(ROARS)
_________________________________

You see? Tremendous pressure
_________________________________

leads to a tremendous explosion.
_________________________________

And you call yourself a professor.
_________________________________

Right. We need all the crystals
_________________________________

loaded into the volcano, pronto.
_________________________________
SHANGRI LLAMA: What? No!

_________________________________

I'm not giving you my crystals.
_________________________________

We need them to rebuild our sanctuary.
_________________________________

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
_________________________________

(WHISTLES) May I remind you

Geotopia is not yours to keep.
_________________________________

No, you may not.
_________________________________

It came from the sky,
_________________________________

and now it's time to give it back.
_________________________________

-Is not!

-Is too, you old coot.
_________________________________

Change isn't easy, but's it's part of life.
_________________________________

It's time for us to embrace it again.
_________________________________

Whether you like it or not.
_________________________________

Not!
_________________________________

Listen, Llama, I will go

nuts and granola on your butt!
_________________________________

So, either get on board...
_________________________________

or go twist yourself into a pretzel
_________________________________

and na-ma-stay out of our way.
_________________________________

Come on, everybody.
_________________________________

Grab every crystal you can find.
_________________________________

ANIMAL: Totally, let's do it!
_________________________________

And remember, lift with your legs.
_________________________________

-(BONE CRACKS)

-(GRUNTS) Too late.
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________
OLAF: Okay, Sven,

_________________________________

I'm not gonna sugarcoat it.

This is a bit of a setback.
_________________________________

Ooh! Maybe this is salvageable.
_________________________________

No, definitely not.
_________________________________

Oh, parts of this
are still good, I think.
_________________________________

Oh, no, this is unsafe now.
_________________________________

(GASPS) Hey, the fruitcake!
_________________________________

These things are indestructible!
_________________________________

I'll just take this seemingly

harmless shortcut here
_________________________________

and meet you back at the castle, okay?
_________________________________

(WOLVES HOWLING)
_________________________________
OLAF: Oh, puppies!

_________________________________

-(WOLVES GROWLING)

-Down, boy.
_________________________________

Ah! I'm just gonna go now!
_________________________________

(OLAF SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Listen up, planetary defense team.
_________________________________

Step one, build pressure inside

the volcano by sealing the vents.
_________________________________

No steam can escape.
_________________________________

If there's a leak...
_________________________________

the pressure is weak.
_________________________________

Step two, get the biggest

magnetic crystals into the volcano.
_________________________________

They've got to be launched sky high
_________________________________

to pull the asteroid off course.
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

-Heave!

-ALL: Ho!
_________________________________

-Heave!

-ALL: Ho!
_________________________________

BOTH: Rah rah! Sis boom! bah!
_________________________________

Tell that asteroid "Uh-uh."
_________________________________

-Whoo!

-#Asteroid!
_________________________________

#WhatDoesHashTagMean?
_________________________________

#Don'tKnowButItSoundsCool!
_________________________________

#Totally!
_________________________________

#I'm StartingToGet StickOfIt!
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Zarina, come here. Give me a lift.
_________________________________

(IN SPANISH) Open.
_________________________________

Oh, way to go, Zarina. Come on.
_________________________________

This is it, friends. Down the hatch.
_________________________________

Every crystal counts.
_________________________________

(ALL GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Good news, everyone!
_________________________________

We're six minutes ahead of schedule.
_________________________________

(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________

Somebody up there likes us.
_________________________________

-(SCRAT GRUNTING)

-(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Bad news! Somebody up there

doesn't like us.
_________________________________

We're six minutes behind schedule!
_________________________________

(ALL GASP)
_________________________________

Double time, everyone.

We need that big crystal.
_________________________________

Hey!
_________________________________

MAN: Whoa!

WOMAN: No!
_________________________________

Oh, Sven!
The Flemmy stew is ready!
_________________________________

Anna and Elsa are gonna love this.
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

"Oh, Kristoff, you're so thoughtful.
_________________________________

"Now where's my bowl?"
_________________________________

Hey, simmer down, buddy.
_________________________________
Here you go.
_________________________________

Whoa, what are you...
_________________________________

Oh! Of course!
_________________________________

"Needs more carrots!"
_________________________________

Can't get enough of 'em, can ya?
_________________________________

(MIMICS OLAF'S CHUCKLE)
_________________________________

(MIMICS WOLF HOWLING)
_________________________________

(GROWLING)
_________________________________
(MIMICS OLAF SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Uh...
_________________________________

Oh, no! Olaf's lost in the forest?
_________________________________

And being chased by hungry wolves?
_________________________________

Yeah. Obviously.
_________________________________

Ring the bell. Gather everyone!
_________________________________

Come on, Sven!
Make yourself useful.
_________________________________

-Olaf needs our help.

-(BELL RINGING)
_________________________________

-Is it safe?

-I guess I'll find out.
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________
PERIWINKLE: Tink? You okay?
TINKER BELL: Yeah.

_________________________________

Come on down. But not all at once.
_________________________________
ROSETTA: What did she say?

_________________________________
SILVERMIST:

I think she said, "All at once."
_________________________________

No. No. No, no, no, no, no!
_________________________________
IRIDESSA: Geronimo!
SILVERMIST: Look out!

_________________________________

Thanks, Peri.
_________________________________

(IN SPANISH)
_________________________________

Almost there, guys.
_________________________________

Vidia, you think you can make it?
_________________________________

Well, I might be old,

but I still got a fast-fly in my step.
_________________________________
PERIWINKLE: She did it!
SILVERMIST: All right, Vidiakins.

_________________________________

Okay, climb across.
_________________________________

You lost, little girlie?
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Well, well. Look who's back.
_________________________________
ROBO-PHONE: I'm sorry, tinker fairy.

_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

They broke me.
_________________________________

What are y'all doing?

Running back to your girl?
_________________________________

She don't want you no more.
_________________________________

-That's a lie.

-LOTSO: Is it?
_________________________________

Tell me this, Miss Bell.
_________________________________

If your human loves you so much,

why is she leaving?
_________________________________

You think you're special, tinker fairy?
_________________________________

You're a piece of plastic.

You were made to be thrown away.
_________________________________

(GARBAGE SHIP BEEPING)
_________________________________

Speak of the devil.
_________________________________

(PERIWINKLE GASPS)
_________________________________

Now, we need Fairies

in our Golden Chick Room
_________________________________

and you need to avoid that truck.
_________________________________

Why don't you come on back,

join our family again?
_________________________________

This isn't a family! It's a prison!

You're a liar and a bully!
_________________________________

And I'd rather rot in this dumpster

than join any family of yours!
_________________________________

Peri's right! Authority should derive

from the consent of the governed,
_________________________________

not from the threat of force.
_________________________________

If that's what you want.
_________________________________

Thumbelina! Wait! Don't do this, Lotso.
_________________________________

She's a Thumbelina doll, Cornelius.

There's a hundred million just like her.
_________________________________

Not to me, there's not.
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

Fine. Then why don't you join her!
_________________________________

Oh, Cornelius!
_________________________________

Everyone, listen!
_________________________________

Joyland could be cool and groovy

if we treated each other fair.
_________________________________

It's Lotso.

He's made us into a pyramid,
_________________________________

and he put himself on top!
_________________________________

Anyone concur with Cornelius?
_________________________________

I didn't throw you away. Your human did.
_________________________________

Ain't one human
ever loved a fairy, really.
_________________________________

Chew on that when you're at the dump.
_________________________________

Wait! What about Penny?
_________________________________

I don't know what you're talking about.
_________________________________

Penny? You used to do

everything with her?
_________________________________

-Yeah? Then she threw us out.

-TINKER BELL: No.
_________________________________

-She lost you.

-She replaced us!
_________________________________

She replaced you.
_________________________________

And if you couldn't have her

then no one could.
_________________________________

You lied to Big Baby

and you've been lying ever since.
_________________________________

(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

-Where'd you get that?

-She loved you, Lotso.
_________________________________

She never loved me.
_________________________________

As much as any human
ever loved a fairy.
_________________________________

Mama.
_________________________________

What? You want your mommy back?
_________________________________

She never loved you.

Don't be such a baby!
_________________________________

(CRYING)
_________________________________

Push 'em in. All of 'em!
_________________________________

This is what happens

when you dummies try to think.
_________________________________

We're all just trash, waiting to be

thrown away! That's all a fairy is!
_________________________________

Hey, stop it! Put me down, you idiot!
_________________________________

(YELLING)
_________________________________

No! No! Wait a minute! Big Baby, wait!
_________________________________

-IRIDESSA: He's gone!

-Holy Never Land.
_________________________________

(BLOWING RASPBERRY)
_________________________________
TINKER BELL: Come on. Hurry!

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Oh. Hey, Bro-Dad!
_________________________________

(BOTH GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(JULIAN GASPS)
_________________________________

(SCREECHING)
_________________________________
(ALL YELPING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(BOTH GASP)
_________________________________

We got company!
_________________________________

Ooh. I'll put out the sponge cake.
_________________________________

-(SCREECHING)

-(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________
BUCK: Steady.

_________________________________

Steady. (GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Sorry about this.
_________________________________

I'm really conflicted right now.
_________________________________

(ALIENS SQUEAKING)
_________________________________

Oh, for crying out loud!
_________________________________

(IN SPANISH)
_________________________________

-(EXCLAIMS)

-Tink!
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________
SILVERMIST: Oh, my. Incoming!

_________________________________

PERIWINKLE: Come on!
_________________________________

Thumbelina, no!
_________________________________

Tink!
_________________________________

(ALL EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

No!
_________________________________

(FAIRIES COUGHING)
_________________________________
TINKER BELL: Can you hear me?
Is everyone okay?

_________________________________
ROSETTA: Of course not,

you sugarplum. We're doomed!
_________________________________

Everyone, go to Zarina. Come on.
_________________________________

We all here? Vidia? Iridessa?
_________________________________

(THUD)
_________________________________
TINKER BELL: Against the wall,
everybody. Quick!

_________________________________

(IN SPANISH)
_________________________________
PERIWINKLE: Zarina!

_________________________________

(CALLS IN SPANISH)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

They'll never make it!
_________________________________

Look out!
_________________________________

(GASPING)
_________________________________

Zarina!
_________________________________

-Anyone see her?

-Over here, girls. I found her.
_________________________________

Zarina, you okay?
_________________________________

Zarina! Zarina!
_________________________________

(SNIFFING)
_________________________________

That wasn't me, was it?
_________________________________

Oh, Zarina, you're back! You're back,

you're back, you're back, you're back!
_________________________________

Yes, I'm back. Where have I been?
_________________________________

Beyond infinity, dust keeper.
_________________________________

Tinker Bell! So where are we now?
_________________________________

In a garbage truck

on the way to the dump!
_________________________________

(ALL GASP)
_________________________________

That's more like it, Roger.

Now finish him.
_________________________________

Wait! Wait, you don't understand.
_________________________________

You see that?
_________________________________

If that asteroid hits, we all die.
_________________________________

(MOCKING) If it hits, we all die.
_________________________________

(MOCK CRYING)
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

That's where you're wrong.
_________________________________

See, while you run

for your mammal lives...
_________________________________

we'll be high in the sky,

cruising above it all.
_________________________________

That's the stupidest thing

I've ever heard!
_________________________________

We'll be safe as those little birdies.
_________________________________

-(BIRD SQUAWKS)

-Lucky shot.
_________________________________

(BIRDS SQUAWK)
_________________________________

Very lucky shot?
_________________________________

(ALL GASP)
_________________________________

I knew it. I was right.
There's no paradise.

_________________________________

What? I'm too young

to go extinct! (SCREAMS)
_________________________________

She gets it! Now, please,

we haven't got much time!
_________________________________

What are you waiting for? Kill him!
_________________________________

No, Dad. I won't let you.
_________________________________

Do you want to know

what I love about our family?
_________________________________

That we're alive.
_________________________________

There are more important things
_________________________________

than your pride right now.
_________________________________

If you care about us...
_________________________________

you should not kill him.
_________________________________

You should help him, Dad.
_________________________________

Pop, I hate to say this,
_________________________________

but my freaky little brother may be right.
_________________________________

As a father, I would

work with my worst enemy...
_________________________________

to ensure a brighter future

for my little one.
_________________________________

(GROWLS SOFTLY)
_________________________________

Reinforcements have arrived!
_________________________________

All right, Roger. Lead the way.
_________________________________

(MIMICKING HELICOPTER)
_________________________________

(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________

Oh! So that's what approval sounds like.
_________________________________
BUCK: Keep it up, dinos.

_________________________________

Use that Jurassic super strength!
_________________________________

Beep, beep, beep.
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Watch out, kids! (GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

The weasel has landed.
_________________________________

-(WOLVES HOWLING)

-(PANTING)
_________________________________

Okay.
_________________________________

Please, I know you're hungry
_________________________________

but I need at least one tradition
_________________________________

for my best friends.
_________________________________

The fate of the world depends on it!
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

-(SIGHS AND GASPS)
-(WOLVES WHINING)
_________________________________

(GASPS) Yes! Yes, I did it!
_________________________________

A tradition is saved!
_________________________________

(HAWK SHRIEKS)
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________

Well, I guess hawks need
traditions too.
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

(SINGING)
Happy, merry, holly, jolly
_________________________________

Tidings of good cheer
_________________________________

(SNIFFLES)
_________________________________

I never meant
To let them down

_________________________________
At that time of year

_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________

Maybe I should just stay lost.
_________________________________

(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

(WIND HOWLING)
_________________________________
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________

(INAUDIBLE)

_________________________________

TEENAGER: Olaf!
_________________________________

MAN: Olaf, where are you?
_________________________________

KID: Come out, come out,

wherever you are!
_________________________________

Any sign of him?
_________________________________

-No.
-(SIGHS)
_________________________________

Olaf?

_________________________________

Olaf?
_________________________________

Olaf? Where are you?
_________________________________
OLAF: He's not here.

_________________________________

(ANNA GASPS)
_________________________________

Oh.
_________________________________

Hmm. I wonder where he went.
_________________________________
OLAF: Well, he probably

went on a mission
_________________________________

to find traditions
for Anna and Elsa.
_________________________________

Oh. And did he find any?
_________________________________
OLAF: He did,

_________________________________

but then they caught fire

and fell off a cliff.
_________________________________

And then they caught fire again.
_________________________________

And then a hawk took them.

_________________________________

(RUMBLING)
_________________________________
TINKER BELL: Hold on, we're going in!

_________________________________

(FAIRIES COUGHING)
_________________________________

You got all your pieces?
_________________________________

The claw!
_________________________________
FAWN: My babies!
TINKER BELL: Hey, guys! No! No!

_________________________________

-No!

-(FAWN SCREAMS)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
TINKER BELL: Hang on!

_________________________________

(FAIRIES GROANING)
_________________________________

(COUGHING)
_________________________________

Tinker Bell! What do we do?
_________________________________

We'll be okay if we stay togeth...
_________________________________

-Tinker Bell!

-Vidia!
_________________________________

It's a magnet! Watch out!
_________________________________
TINKER BELL: Don't worry, Vidia,
we'll get you down.

_________________________________

You might want to take a look at this.
_________________________________

Quick! Grab something metal!
_________________________________

You heard the guy.
_________________________________

It's not working!
_________________________________

Help! Help me. I'm stuck!
_________________________________

Help, please! Help!
_________________________________

Tink!
_________________________________

-Thank you.

-Don't thank me yet.
_________________________________

Tinker Bell!
_________________________________

Go, go!
_________________________________

Thank you, Miss Bell.
_________________________________

We're all in this together.
_________________________________

Right, guys?
_________________________________

Guys?
_________________________________
PERIWINKLE: Tinker Bell! Down here!

_________________________________

-Tink!

-SILVERMIST: Oh, boy.
_________________________________

Tinker Bell, look. I can see daylight.
_________________________________

We're going to be okay!
_________________________________
SILVERMIST: Hey!

_________________________________

I don't think that's daylight.
_________________________________

Run!
_________________________________

(GASPS) I'll push it in.

Go with Peaches and Ellie!
_________________________________

-(GRUNTING)

-JULIAN: No!
_________________________________

I'm not leaving you!

We'll do this together!
_________________________________

(BOTH GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Mom, where are they?
_________________________________

(ALL GASP)
_________________________________

Ellie, we've got to get

everyone off the volcano.
_________________________________

Folks, I'm outta cake, but I got salami!
_________________________________

Faster, faster!
_________________________________

I'mouttacakebutIgotsalami!
_________________________________

-Granny, come on!

-Hey! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Miss Bell! The button! Help me!
_________________________________

Come on!
_________________________________

Go. Go! Hit the button!
_________________________________

(BOTH GRUNTING)
_________________________________

This isn't working.
_________________________________

Mad air on the half-pipe!
_________________________________

Manny. I have a plan.
_________________________________

We have to let the crystal go!
_________________________________

You know we're trying to

get it in the volcano, right?
_________________________________

Manny, the only thing I want
is a life with Peaches.
_________________________________

And to prove myself to you.
_________________________________

So, okay, two things. I want two things.
_________________________________

Do you really think I'd waste

the only chance I have left?
_________________________________

Okay, let's do it!
_________________________________

On my count. One...
_________________________________

Two...
_________________________________

-Three!

-(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(BOTH GRUNTING)
_________________________________

What are they doing?
_________________________________

(ALL GASP)
_________________________________

Did it work?
_________________________________

Yes! I take back everything

I ever said about you!
_________________________________

(LAUGHS) Wait, what?
_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-Huh?
_________________________________

(RUMBLING)
_________________________________

Now let's get out of here!
_________________________________

(GASPING)
_________________________________

Hurry!
_________________________________
TINKER BELL: Just push it! Push it!
ZARINA: Push it!

_________________________________

Where's your girl now, Miss Bell?
_________________________________

No. No!
_________________________________

Lotso!
_________________________________

No!
_________________________________

(ALL GRUNTING)

_________________________________

(BOTH SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(IRIDESSA EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

Iridessa!
_________________________________

Zarina! What do we do?

_________________________________

What happened?
_________________________________

Maybe it's the quiet before the crazy?
_________________________________

-(STEAM WHIZZING)

-Hmm.
_________________________________

(ALL GASP)
_________________________________

(BOTH GASP)
_________________________________

(ALL GASPING)
_________________________________

(YELPING)
_________________________________

Eddie!
_________________________________

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
_________________________________

(YELPS)
_________________________________

(ALL WHIMPERING)
_________________________________

The claw.
_________________________________

We did it. We did it!
_________________________________

-(ALL CHEERING)

-(MANNY LAUGHS)
_________________________________

In your face, space rock!
_________________________________

Yeah, baby! (LAUGHS)
_________________________________

Whoo-hoo! Yeah! Oh!
_________________________________

(SWOONS)
_________________________________

Hmm.
_________________________________

Not on the lips, geezer!
_________________________________

(BOTH CHEERING)
_________________________________

(SINGING) Hit the road, you stupid rock
_________________________________

We just stopped the doomsday clock!
_________________________________

-Yes! Yeah! Whoa!

-All right!
_________________________________

Bring it in, Bro-Son.

Welcome to the family.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

And you, you coconut!
_________________________________

I'll never doubt you again.
_________________________________

See? Daddy's always right.
_________________________________

Remember that when you're older.
_________________________________

(ALL CHEERING)

_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

I'm sorry.
_________________________________

You still don't have a tradition.
_________________________________

But we do, Olaf.
_________________________________

Look.
_________________________________

(GASPS) Wait,
_________________________________

is that...
_________________________________
ELSA: Anna made these years ago.

_________________________________

When we first made you.
_________________________________

"Hi, I'm Olaf."
_________________________________

You were the one

who brought us together...
_________________________________

and kept us connected

when we were apart.
_________________________________
ANNA: Every Christmas...

_________________________________

(KNOCK ON DOOR)
_________________________________

I made Elsa a gift.
_________________________________
ELSA: All those long years alone...

_________________________________

(KNOCK ON DOOR)
_________________________________

we had you to remind us

of our childhood.
_________________________________
ANNA: Of how much

we still loved each other.

_________________________________
ELSA: It's you, Olaf.
_________________________________

You are our tradition.
_________________________________

Me?
_________________________________

Surprise!
_________________________________

Aw!

_________________________________

(FAIRIES GROANING)
_________________________________

(SIGHS IN RELIEF)
_________________________________

You know all that bad stuff I said

about Lizzy's attic?
_________________________________

I take it all back.
_________________________________

-You're darn too.

-You said it.
_________________________________

Oh. You were so brave.
_________________________________

-You saved our lives.

-And we are eternally grateful.
_________________________________

My boys!
_________________________________

Daddy!
_________________________________

Hey! Where's that fur ball Lotso?
_________________________________

Yeah. I'd like to loosen his stitching.
_________________________________

Forget it, guys. He's not worth it.

_________________________________

(TRUCK APPROACHING)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

MAN 1: Hey!

MAN 2: What you got?
_________________________________

I had me one of these when I was a kid.
_________________________________

(SNIFFING)
_________________________________

Strawberries.
_________________________________

(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________

Hey, buddy. You might wanna

keep your mouth shut.
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
PERIWINKLE: Come on, Tink.
We gotta get you home.

_________________________________

-That's right, Christmas fairy.

-Wait.
_________________________________

What about you guys? I mean,
_________________________________

maybe the attic's not such a great idea.
_________________________________

-We're the fairies of Pixie Hollow, Tink.

-We'll be there for her, together.
_________________________________

-I just hope she hasn't left yet.

-FAWN: Wait a minute!
_________________________________

Wait, I'll check!
_________________________________

Lizzy's still packing.
_________________________________

(GASPS) But she's almost done!
_________________________________

-She lives halfway across town.

-We'll never get there in time!
_________________________________

(HUMMING GUITAR RIFFS)
_________________________________

Are you sure you can't come with us?
_________________________________

Oh, Sidney, I wish I could.
_________________________________

But we both know this is for the best.
_________________________________

You're got your whole life

in front of you.
_________________________________

Besides, I'll have Granny

to keep me company.
_________________________________

(GASPS) You're staying, too?
_________________________________

Are you kidding? This place is great!
_________________________________

Tonight's the big talent show,

and tomorrow, naked bingo!
_________________________________

You coming, Gladys?
_________________________________

I ain't getting any younger! Whoo!
_________________________________

What? I can't hear you!
_________________________________

What? I can't hear you!
_________________________________

-What? I can't hear you!

-What?
_________________________________

You'll always be my one true love.
_________________________________

Here.
_________________________________

Wow!
_________________________________

Hold on.
_________________________________

(HUMMING)
_________________________________

(BROOKE LAUGHS)
_________________________________

It looks just like you.
_________________________________

Now we'll be with each other forever.
_________________________________

So long, handsome!
_________________________________

Bye, Sidney!
_________________________________

-What you need is more fiber.

-He's right.
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

(LAUGHS JOYFULLY)
_________________________________

Shangri Llama's back on top, baby!
_________________________________

-Ooh. Ah! Mmm.

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

Gladys?
_________________________________

Well, hello Teddy Bear!
_________________________________

Mmm-hmm.
_________________________________

Hot-tubbin' just got a whole lot hotter.
_________________________________

Amazing! It's like some kind of
_________________________________

"Fountain of Never Getting Old!"
_________________________________

Well, we can workshop the name later.
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________
VICTORIA: Come on, Mr. Twitches.

_________________________________
MRS. GRIFFITHS: Is that it, honey?

You got everything?
_________________________________
LIZZY: Yeah. Just a few more boxes

in my room.
_________________________________

Okay. Come on.
_________________________________

That's enough. That's enough.

That's enough!
_________________________________

All right. Go. Go, go!
_________________________________

Okay. All clear.
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

Oh, there you are.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

-ZARINA: There you go.

-Zarina.
_________________________________

-This isn't goodbye.

-Hey, Tink. Have fun at the university.
_________________________________

Yeah, but not too much fun.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

-Tinker Bell, take care of Lizzy.

-Yeah.
_________________________________

She's a good girl.
Tell her to get a haircut.

_________________________________

Sure thing.
_________________________________

Peri, you'll be okay in the attic?
_________________________________

Of course I will. Besides, I know about

_________________________________

-Zarina's Spanish mode.

-My what?
_________________________________
MRS. GRIFFITHS: Honey, you want

some food for the road?
_________________________________
LIZZY: I'll get something on the way.

_________________________________

You know where to find us, tinker fairy.
_________________________________

Did you say goodbye to Victoria?
_________________________________

Mother,
we've said goodbye like 10 times.
_________________________________

(MRS. GRIFFITHS GASPS)
_________________________________

Oh, Lizzy.
_________________________________

Mother, it's okay.
_________________________________
MRS. GRIFFITHS: I know. It's just...

_________________________________

(SNIFFLES)
_________________________________

I wish I could always be with you.
_________________________________
LIZZY: You will be, Mother.

_________________________________

Hey, aren't you going to say goodbye
to Mr. Twitches?
_________________________________

Of course I am. Who's a good kitty?
_________________________________

Who's a good kitty? I'm going to

miss you. I'm going to miss you.
_________________________________

(VICTORIA LAUGHING)
_________________________________
LIZZY: I'm going to miss you.
MRS. GRIFFITHS: Don't, Lizzy.

_________________________________
VICTORIA: Good boy.

She's telling you to go already.
_________________________________
MRS. GRIFFITHS: Come on.

Get the rest of your things.
_________________________________

Okay, Mr. Twitches.

Now don't let Victoria near my stuff.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING) Hey.
_________________________________

Hey, Mother! So, you really think

I should donate these?
_________________________________
MRS. GRIFFITHS: It's up to you,
honey. Whatever you want to do.

_________________________________

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
_________________________________

Where's the bride?

Why don't I have the bride?
_________________________________

'Cause you're talking into a twig.
_________________________________

(GROANS) Mom, I can't talk.

I'm at a wedding.
_________________________________

WOMAN: What do you mean
you can't talk?

_________________________________

Who are you with?
_________________________________

Um, excuse me.
_________________________________

Is it true you helped save

the world from an asteroid?
_________________________________

Um...
_________________________________

That's a very scary story.
_________________________________

You think you can handle it?
_________________________________

BOTH: Yeah.
_________________________________

How scary?
_________________________________

-Well, we were... Oh!

-Oh!
_________________________________

Hi! (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

It was five minutes to midnight...
_________________________________

and we were up against volcanoes,
_________________________________

dino-birds, and the end of the world.
_________________________________

Oh, and the zombies!

Don't forget the zombies!
_________________________________

You know, we'd be great parents.
_________________________________

So I turned to Bigfoot, and I say,
_________________________________

"Listen, big guy...."
_________________________________

I don't know. I don't know!

What am I gonna do?
_________________________________

Sweetie, listen to me.

This is normal, okay?
_________________________________

Everyone gets nervous.
_________________________________

What's going on? What happened?
_________________________________
PEACHES: It's just...

_________________________________

I can't go. How can I go?
_________________________________

I don't wanna leave you guys.
_________________________________

Hey, Fuzzball...
_________________________________

remember the first time

that we played hockey?
_________________________________

You were so afraid to get on the ice
_________________________________

because it was slippery?
_________________________________

Remember how I held you up

while you started to skate?
_________________________________

And when I knew

you were ready, I let you go.
_________________________________

(SIGHS) Aw, Dad.
_________________________________

I know you're ready.

Now you have to let go.
_________________________________

I always knew it would

it would take someone very special
_________________________________

to match your spirit.
_________________________________

And you found him. Just like I did.
_________________________________

It's you, sweetie.
_________________________________

See the world, chase your dreams.
_________________________________
MANNY: And whatever you

decide to come back...
_________________________________

we'll be here, okay?
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Okay.
_________________________________

Oh. (LAUGHS)
_________________________________

(ALL GASPING)
_________________________________

Do you...
_________________________________

I do.
_________________________________

And do you...
_________________________________

Most def.
_________________________________

I now pronounce you...
_________________________________

(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(GASPS) Sid!
_________________________________

Brooke!
_________________________________

(BOTH LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Oh! Whoa! Ow!
_________________________________

Oops!
_________________________________

This is amazing!
_________________________________

You're young again.

And somehow, I'm still single.
_________________________________

I guess the universe was smiling on us.
_________________________________

I have so many questions for you.
_________________________________

What happened? How'd you find me?
_________________________________

Have you tried the shrimp?
_________________________________

Shh. Close that pretty little mouth

of yours and just listen.
_________________________________

This is dedicated

to the sloth of my dreams.
_________________________________

That guy? For real?
_________________________________

(SINGING) Oh
Oh, Sid
_________________________________

Sid, baby
_________________________________

You make me so happy
_________________________________

Oh I never knew I
Would make it out
_________________________________

And come this far
Oh I never knew I
_________________________________

Would see the day
We come together
_________________________________

Oh, it's not like anything I've ever
_________________________________

-Whoa!

-(MUSIC STOPS)
_________________________________

-(ALL GASP)

-(FAINTS)
_________________________________

(MUSIC RESUMES)
_________________________________

You
_________________________________

You make me happy
_________________________________

You keep me laughing
_________________________________

You make my world a better place
_________________________________

My superstar
My superstar
_________________________________

You shine so bright
Into my heart
_________________________________

My superstar
My superstar
_________________________________

You shine so bright
Into my heart
_________________________________

My super crew
Stick together like super glue
_________________________________

We got the moves like yeah
_________________________________

We're shining bright
_________________________________

Throws yours hands up to the blue sky
_________________________________

You
You make me happy
_________________________________

Sid?
_________________________________

I never thought I'd say this,
_________________________________

but you did a great job on the wedding.
_________________________________

I owe you bigtime, pal.
_________________________________

You sure do.
_________________________________

-Here's my bill.

-What?
_________________________________

Father of the bride pays for the wedding.
_________________________________

It's a tradition I just invented.
_________________________________

Wait a minute, this is ridiculous.
_________________________________

Look what you're charging for flowers!
_________________________________

Flowers ain't cheap.
_________________________________

No! They're free! We're in a forest!
_________________________________

This bill is outrageous!
_________________________________

"Don't go in there!

The bakery is haunted!"
_________________________________

(SHUSHES) "Are you crazy?

You'll wake up all the ghosts."
_________________________________

"Look out!

The ghosts are throwing pies!"
_________________________________

Splat! Splat! Splat!
_________________________________

Mom.
_________________________________

-Lizzy?

-Hi.
_________________________________
MRS. ANDERSON: Wow. Look at you.

_________________________________

Well, I hear you're off to the university.
_________________________________

Yeah. Right now, actually.
_________________________________

So, what can we do for you?
_________________________________

Uh, I have some Fairies here.
_________________________________
MRS. ANDERSON:

Ooh. You hear that, Inma?
_________________________________

So, you're Inma?
_________________________________

I'm Elizabeth Griffiths.

_________________________________

Someone told me

you're really good with Fairies.
_________________________________

These are mine,

but I'm going away now,
_________________________________

so I need someone really special

to believe in them.
_________________________________

This is Periwinkle, the curious and

bubbly frost fairy in Winter.
_________________________________

She learns that when her wings glow,

she and Tinker Bell were sisters
_________________________________

and loves frosting

and to go on adventures,
_________________________________

but none more

than the a bug pal, Blaze.
_________________________________

(MIMICS BUZZING)
_________________________________

Here.
_________________________________

This is Iridessa, the most bright and

focused light fairy who ever lived!
_________________________________

She always looks on

the bright side of things.
_________________________________

She is warm and welcoming

and makes all new fairies feel at ease.
_________________________________

Rosetta is a true artist
_________________________________

who likes bringing beauty

into the world,
_________________________________

except for bugs, dirt, mud or

anything that will ruin her dress.
_________________________________

And Fawn never judges

a book by its cover.
_________________________________

She loves all animals.
_________________________________

You gotta keep 'em together,

'cause they're madly best friends.
_________________________________

Now Vidia here is as confident

and caring in her own way
_________________________________

as any fast-flying fairy you could want.
_________________________________

And Silvermist, she'll have

a go-with-the-flow personality...
_________________________________

As a sweet and

sympathetic water fairy
_________________________________

who can charm even the

most stubborn dew drop,
_________________________________

she knows just how

to lend a helping hand.
_________________________________

These little dudes.

Are from a strange alien world.
_________________________________

Moron Mountain.
_________________________________

And this
_________________________________
(MIMICS PIRATE GROWL)
_________________________________

is Captain Zarina, the ambitious

dust keeper pirate fairy ever!
_________________________________

Look. She is captivated

by Blue Pixie Dust
_________________________________

and teams up with the evil

James Hook and his scheming pirates
_________________________________

when her ideas get her into trouble.
_________________________________

(ZARINA'S BELL JINGLING)
_________________________________

Now, you gotta promise

to take good care of these guys.
_________________________________

They mean a lot to me.
_________________________________

My tinker!
_________________________________

Tinker Bell? What's she doing in there?
_________________________________

-A jingling bell.

-Wha...
_________________________________

(TINKER BELL'S BELL JINGLING)
_________________________________

Now, Tink, she's been my pal

for as long as I can remember.
_________________________________

She's brave, like a tinker should be.
_________________________________

And kind. And smart.
_________________________________

But the thing that makes Tinker Bell
special is she'll never give up on you.
_________________________________

Ever.
_________________________________

She'll be there for you, no matter what.
_________________________________

You think you can

take care of her for me?
_________________________________

Okay then.
_________________________________

Oh, no! James Hook

is attacking the haunted bakery!
_________________________________

(MIMICS LASERFIRE)
_________________________________

The ghosts are getting away.

Tinker Bell'll stop 'em!
_________________________________

Captain Zarina to the rescue!
_________________________________
INMA: And we'll actually

need the rocket.
_________________________________
LIZZY: They're getting away!

Come on, Blaze!
_________________________________
INMA: We need to get in the basket.

The volcano is going to erupt.
_________________________________

Look! They're being

attacked by a fast-flyer!
_________________________________
LIZZY: You can eat

my poisonous scones!

_________________________________
INMA: Fawn's in trouble.
_________________________________
Get on, Tink.

_________________________________

It's my friend Tinker Bell.
_________________________________

Zarina, hurry!

Get your extra sail booster.
_________________________________

(STARTING FLAPPING)
_________________________________

Thanks, guys.
_________________________________

Look, Mommy.

They're all playing together.
_________________________________

Come on. Let's get some lunch.
_________________________________

So long, young lady.
_________________________________

Oh, hey, Zarina. You haven't met
Inma's friends yet. Hey, come here.
_________________________________

You're going to love them.

Zarina, this is Dolly.
_________________________________

(SINGING)
Sure, it's nice to open a gift
_________________________________

That's tied up
With a perfect bow
_________________________________

But the greatest
Present of all
_________________________________

Was given to me long ago

_________________________________
It's something
I would never trade

_________________________________
Olaf!
_________________________________

It's the family
That we've made
_________________________________

We were worried
about you!
_________________________________

'Cause when
We're together
_________________________________

I have everything
On my list
_________________________________

And when we're together
_________________________________

I have all I wished
_________________________________

All around
The Christmas tree
_________________________________

There'll be dreams
Coming true

_________________________________
But when we're together

_________________________________
Then my favorite gift
Is you

_________________________________
(GIGGLING)
_________________________________

I would travel
Miles and miles

_________________________________
And I would follow
Any star

_________________________________
I'd go almost any place

_________________________________
If it's any place
You are

_________________________________
'Cause when
We're together

_________________________________
When we're together

_________________________________
I'll forever
Feel at home

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And when we're together

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When we're together

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We'll be safe and warm

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Safe and warm

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Doesn't matter where we are
If you're there with me

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'Cause when we're together

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That's my favorite
Place to be

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'Cause when
We're together

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It's a holiday
Every night
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And when we're together

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-Then the season's bright

-Season's bright
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I don't need
The bells to ring
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I don't need the bells

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I'll know when it's here
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I'll know when it's here
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'Cause when
We're together
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I could stay forever
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And when we're together

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It's my favorite

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Time of year
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Well, I think Arendelle

has a new tradition.
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Thank you, Olaf.
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-(HAWK SHRIEKS)

-Ooh!
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OLAF: (GASPS) The fruitcake!

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It's a Christmas miracle!
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NEIL deBUCK WEASEL: Mars.

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The Red Planet.
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Cold, dry, inhospitable to life.
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But billion and billion of years ago...
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Mars looked like this.
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There were lakes, rivers, oceans...
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the perfect conditions for life to form.
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So, what happened?
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Why was life unable to take hold?
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(TRILLS)
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(SCREAMING)
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(SCREAMING)
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Where did the water go?
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We may never know.
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(COUGHING)
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(SNIFFING)
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(WHISTLING)

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(JAUNTY MUSIC PLAYING)

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(SIGHING)
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(SCREAMS)
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(GASPS)
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(GROANING)
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(SCREAMING)
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(GASPING)
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(SCREAMING)
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(SIGHS)
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(EXCLAIMS IN DELIGHT)
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(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
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(SCOFFS)
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(SCREAMS)
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(SCRAT GROANING)

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