The Princess and the Frog subtitles (with lengths)

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(WHISTLING)

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NARRATOR: Have you ever wondered

how nature gets its glow?
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Who gives it light and color

as the seasons come and go?
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Who helps all creatures,

great and small,
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to walk, to swim, to fly?
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Who crafts such tiny details?
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You might see them if you try.
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For it's all the work of fairies,

but they stay well out of sight.
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(COOING)
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(LAUGHING)
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And the first time that a baby laughs,

a fairy's life takes flight.
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(SINGING)
When the moon comes out
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To shine her face
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The birds are fast asleep
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And the lanterns hang from every post

The fairies leave their keep
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They join their hands

and sing their songs
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That nary a soul can hear
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In the springtime

when the earth is new
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(RINGS)
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To the fairies they draw near
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(DOWN IN NEW ORLEANS
(PROLOGUE) PLAYING)
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The evening star is shining bright
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So make a wish and hold on tight
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There's magic in the air tonight
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And anything can happen
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EUDORA: "Just at that moment,

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"the ugly little frog looked up with

his sad, round eyes and pleaded,
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"'Oh, please, dear princess,
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"'only a kiss from you

can break this terrible spell
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"'that was inflicted on me

by a wicked witch!'"
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(WHISPERING)

Here comes my favorite part.
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(MEWING)
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"And the beautiful princess was

so moved by his desperate plea
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"that she stooped down,

picked up the slippery creature,
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"leaned forward, raised him to her lips,
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"and kissed that little frog!
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(EXCLAIMS ADORINGLY)
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(GAGGING)
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"Then, the frog was transformed

into a handsome prince.
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"They were married and lived

happily ever after. The end."
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(CHEERS)
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(LAUGHING)
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Read it again! Read it again!
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Sorry, Charlotte.

It's time for us to be heading home.
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Say "good night," Tiana.
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There is no way

in this whole wide world
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I would ever, ever, ever...
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I mean, never kiss a frog. Yuck!
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Is that so?
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Well, here's your

Prince Charming, Tia.
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-Come on. Kiss him.

-No.
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-Kiss him!

-Stop it!
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-Kiss him, kiss him, kiss him!

-I won't, I won't, I won't!
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I would do it. I would kiss a frog.
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I would kiss a hundred frogs
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if I could marry a prince

and be a princess.
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(SCREECHING)
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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You girls, stop tormenting

that poor little kitty.
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Poor little thing.
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Mmm.
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Evening, Eudora.
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Daddy! Daddy!

Look at my new dress. Isn't it pretty?
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Look at you.
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Why, I'd expect nothing less
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from the finest seamstress

in New Orleans.
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Ooh! I want that dress!
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-Now, sugarplum...

-I want that one!
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Please, please, please, please!
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Eudora, you suppose you could whip

something up like that?
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Anything for my best customer.
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(CHARLOTTE CHEERS)
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Come along, Tiana. Your daddy

should be home from work by now.
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All right now, princess,

you're getting that dress, but that's it.
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No more Mr. Pushover.
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Now, who wants a puppy?
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CHARLOTTE: I do! I do! He's so cute!

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(TRAM BELL DINGING)
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(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
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(BELL DINGING)
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JAMES: Mmm.

Gumbo smells good, Tiana.
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I think it's done, Daddy.
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-Yeah? Are you sure?

-Mmm-hmm.
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-Absolutely positive?

-Yes.
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Okay, I'm about to put this spoon

in my...
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Wait!
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Done.
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Hmm.
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-What?

-Well, sweetheart,
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this is the best gumbo I've ever tasted!
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Come here.

Eudora, our little girl's got a gift.
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Mmm-hmm. I could've told you that.
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A gift this special just got to be shared.
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Hey, everybody, I made gumbo!
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WOMAN: Ooh, that smells good!
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MAN: I got some hush puppies, Tiana.

Here I come!
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JAMES: You know the thing

about good food?
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It brings folks together

from all walks of life.
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It warms them right up

and it puts little smiles on their faces.
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And when I open up

my own restaurant,
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I tell you, people are going

to line up for miles around
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just to get a taste of my food.
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Our food.
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(LAUGHS) That's right, baby. Our food.
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(GASPS)
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-Daddy! Look!

-Where are you going?
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Charlotte's fairy tale book said
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if you make a wish on the Evening Star,

it's sure to come true.
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Well, you wish on that star, sweetheart.
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Yes. You wish and you dream

with all your little heart.
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But you remember, Tiana, that
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that old star can only take you

part of the way.
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You got to help it along with

some hard work of your own,
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and then, yeah, you can do anything

you set your mind to.
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Just promise your daddy one thing.
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That you'll never, ever lose sight

of what's really important.
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Okay?
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See you in the morning, babycakes.
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Get some sleep.
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Please, please, please!
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(CROAKS)
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(SCREAMING)
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(BALL BOUNCING)
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Michael?
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What are you doing out here, son?

It's after midnight.
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MICHAEL: Couldn't sleep, Pops.

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Well, neither can we,

with all that noise you're making.
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Come on, let's go inside.
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Just one more shot?
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(CHUCKLES)
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All right. Just one.
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Yeah.
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(JAMES CHUCKLES)
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That's good. Shoot it again.
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Getting pretty good, son.

Go ahead, shoot till you miss.
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You think if I can get good enough,

I can go to college?
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Hey,
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if you get good enough, you can do
anything you want to, Michael.

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I want to play at North Carolina.
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That's a real fine school.
Real fine school.

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You can get a first-class education there.
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I want to play on a championship team.
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Then I want to play in the NBA.
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(CHUCKLING)
All right, let's slow down, son.
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Don't you think you ought
to get a little sleep first?

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-And once I've done all that...

-Uh-huh.
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...I want to play baseball,

just like you, Dad.
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Baseball. Now, that's a sport.
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And when you're finished with that,

I suppose you're gonna fly, huh?
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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MICHAEL:

I just feel at this particular time...
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that I reached the, uh, pinnacle of

my basketball career and I must retire.
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(MURMURING)
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The one good thing
that comes out of this
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is that my father had the opportunity...
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to see me play my last basketball

game, and that means a lot to me.
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MALE REPORTER:

What are you gonna do now?
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Well, I've never really told anybody this,

except for one person, and, uh...
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But I think I'm gonna

go play professional baseball.
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(MURMURING)
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-What position will you play?

-I don't know. As a kid, I was a pitcher.
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I think that would be kind of hard for me

to pitch, so I'm gonna play the outfield.
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(BABY LAUGHING)
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(LAUGHING CONTINUES)
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FAIRY 1: Hello.

FAIRY 2: Hello.
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-Hello.

-Hi.
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-Hello.

-Hello.
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Hello?
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Queen Clarion.
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Born of laughter, clothed in cheer,
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happiness has brought you here.
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Welcome to Pixie Hollow.

I trust you found your way all right.
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I think so.
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(QUEEN CLARION LAUGHS)
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Now, let's see about those wings.
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(ALL GASPING)
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(FAIRIES GIGGLING)
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(LAUGHS)
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(SIGHS)
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(GASPS)
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What are these things?
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They will help you

find your talent, little one.
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But how will I know which one is...
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You'll know.
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(GASPS)
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(SIGHS)
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(GASPS)
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(ALL CHEERING)
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SILVERMIST: Whoa!

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Never seen one glow that much before,

even for Vidia.
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ROSETTA: You know,

I do believe you're right.
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Little daisy top

might be a very rare talent indeed.
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(SCOFFS)
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(CHUCKLES)
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Come forward, tinker fairies,
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and welcome the newest member

of your talent guild, Tinker Bell.
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(SIGHS)
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Well, Miss Tiana, rough night for tips,

but every little penny counts.
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Don't you worry, Daddy.
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We'll be there soon.

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(DOWN IN NEW ORLEANS PLAYING)

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(SNORING)
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Good night, Cal's.

Good morning, Duke's.
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(SINGING) In the south land,
there's a city

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Way down on the river

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Where the women are very pretty
And all the men deliver
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(GRUNTS)
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They got music, it's always playing

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Start in the daytime
Go all through the night

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When you hear that music playing

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Hear what I'm sayin'
It make you feel all right

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Grab somebody, come on down
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Bring your paintbrush
We painting the town

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There's some sweetness goin' round

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Catch it down in New Orleans

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We got magic, good and bad
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Make you happy or make you real sad
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Get everything you want
Lose what you had

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Down here in New Orleans
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(SCREAMS)
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Hey, partner!
Don't be shy
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Come on down, yeah, and give us a try

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If you wanna do some livin'
before you die

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Do it down in New Orleans

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(GIRLS EXCLAIMING)
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Stately homes and mansions

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Of the sugar barons
and the cotton kings
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Rich people, poor people
all got dreams

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Dreams do come true in New Orleans
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(SCOFFS)
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(HORN HONKING)
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BOBBLE:

Glad we had a bath today, eh, Clank?
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CLANK: Excuse us!
BOBBLE: Coming through!

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CLANK: Sorry! Make way for tinkers!

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Hady-hi, hady-ho, Miss Bell. I'm Clank.
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Splinters, Clank. Say it, don't spray it.
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Phineas T. Kettletree, Esquire,

at your service.
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Pleased to make your acquaintance.
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Oh, foo! He's Bobble, I'm Clank.
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(SIGHS)
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Clank, Bobble.
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We're pleased as a pile of

perfectly polished pots you're here.
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Uh...
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Me, too.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Come on, Miss Bell.

There's so much to show you.
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You've arrived

at a most wondrous and glorious time.
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Really? Why?
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BOBBLE: Why, it's almost time

for the changing of the seasons.
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You see, here in Pixie Hollow, there are

different realms for every time of year.
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Well, there's one up ahead.
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(TINKER BELL SHIVERS)
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(CLANK SHIVERS)
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Winter Woods. It's always cold here.
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Look there! Snowflake and frost fairies

returning home for...
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For some well-deserved rest.
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BOBBLE: Aye. They've just finished

bringing winter to the world.
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It's the off-season

for the autumn fairies, too.
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CLANK: Always practicing

that perfect shade of amber, eh?
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BOBBLE:

And the fairies of Summer Glade
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still have plenty of time to get ready.
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CLANK: But not as much

as the autumn fairies,
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of course, because, well...
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BOBBLE: Yes, Clanky. Because

right now, fairies of every talent
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are preparing for my favorite season,

springtime!
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Oh!
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ROSETTA: Get along.

Get along, little sproutlings, and dig.
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(ALL TWITTERING)
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Hello, there!
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Come on, Miss Bell.

You've got to see where we live.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Welcome to Tinker's Nook.
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Oh, wow!
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Oh.
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Come on.

There's so much to show you.
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(TINKER FAIRIES CHATTERING)
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(SQUEAKS)
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Cute.
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Just taking some supplies down...
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They're taking supplies

down to the workshop.
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TINKER FAIRY: Let her go.
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BOBBLE: Watch out for falling...

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Watch out for falling maple seeds!
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Wow!
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And over here is where most of us live.

There's your house...
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There's your house, Tinker Bell.
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(TINKER BELL GASPS)
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-It's mine?
-CLANK: Sure is.

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We were hoping the new arrival

would be one of us,
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so we got the place all ready.
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We rounded up some work clothes...
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-We didn't know your size.

-Yes, our apologies, but...
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-But they might be too big.

-Yeah, well, that's only...
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'Cause you're so tiny.
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That'll do, Clank.
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Please come on down to the workshop

when you're ready.
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Fairy Mary will want to meet you.
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CLANK: Goodbye.

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Oh.
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(CHUCKLES)
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(GASPS)
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(SCREAMING)
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KID: Woo-hoo!
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Let's get out of here, Dad. This stinks.
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Don't bring me here anymore, all right?
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-Don't bring me here anymore, all right?
-SWACKHAMMER: Are you listening?

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Did you hear him? Did you hear him?

That little brat is right.
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I've told you, if I've told you once...
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I told you a thousand, thousand,

thousand, thousand times.
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We need new attractions.
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-Right.

-New ones.
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Uh-huh.
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-Get it?

-Big, shiny new things, yeah.
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-Absolutely, sir.

-Look at me. Look at me and listen.
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The customer is always right.
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(SCREAMS)
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-BOTH: Right.

-The customer is always right.
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BUPKUS: Exactly.

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Always.
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(GROANS)
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ALL: Right.
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-Okay, we need something...

-NAWT: My bad.
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We need something...
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(YELLS)
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-nutty.

-Nutty.
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-Something wacky.

-NAWT: Wacky.
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We need something, something...

Something... We need something...
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Looney? Oops.
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Looney. Thank you.
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Looney?
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I'm an elk. Shoot me.
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Yes. Looney. Yes.
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Now you're talking.
Looney. Looney. That's it.

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That's the word I was looking for.

Looney.
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-Get the Looney Tunes.

-Looney Tunes!
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-Bring them here.

-BLANKO: Sir. Just noticing, sir.
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They're from Earth.
What if they can't come?

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What did you say?
What if they can't come?
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-Make them.

-Cool.
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Make them. Ha-ha-ha.
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CREATURES: We're gonna go get them.
Yeah. All right.
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UMPIRE: Strike!
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Looks good in that uniform.
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Looks great. Can't teach that.
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Can't teach it.
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Thanks for autographing that basketball
for my kid. I'm a hero now.

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No problem. Happy to do it, man.
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Let's go!
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Curve ball. Don't swing.
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Don't swing.
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UMPIRE: Ball!
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Fastball, outside corner. Swing.
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Strike!
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CATCHER: That was your pitch.
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I know, I missed it.
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Don't worry. I'll get you another one.
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Podolak. Podolak, come here.
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Sorry, I didn't mean to...
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-Come here.

-Yes, sir?
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Make sure nobody bothers Michael.
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I want him to be the happiest
player in the world.
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The happiest.
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Slider. Don't swing.
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Strike three!
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I told you not to swing.
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I couldn't help it.
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I understand. Hey, nice talking to you.
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(ORGAN PLAYING "CHARGE")
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We're not worried. We're not worried.
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PLAYER 1: Good job, Mike.

PLAYER 2: Good hustle.
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Good cut, Michael. Good cut.
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That was a strikeout, Mike?

Good-looking strikeout. Real good.
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You look good when you strike out.

When I strike out, it looks nasty, man.
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At least you look good, man.

Good-looking.
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(GRUNTING)
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Hi, Mr. Jordan.
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Mr. Jordan, I'm Stan Podolak...
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(YELLS)
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(STAN GROANING)
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Oh, jeez.
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-You all right? That was a nasty fall.

-Yeah.
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Oh. I'm Stan Podolak, Mr. Jordan.

I'm the Barons' new publicist.
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I'm here to make your life easier.

Want me to drive you somewhere?
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Want me to pick up your laundry,

babysit your kids? I will do it.
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I am here to personally guarantee

that no one will ever bother you.
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(CROWD GASPING
AND MURMURING)
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What was that?
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Hang on.
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-Hanging on.

-Hanging on.
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BLANKO: Are we there yet?

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(YELLING)
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-Bombastic.

-Cool.
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(GUNSHOTS)
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ELMER: All right, you irascible bunny.

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Come back here, you screwy rodent.
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I'll, uh, be with you in a second, folks,

after I finish with nature boy here.
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All right, you pesky rabbit.

I've got you now.
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Ouch!
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Hmm.
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One small step for moi...
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One giant leap for Moron Mountain.
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(SCREAMS)
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And one whopper headache for
Elmer Fudd.
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Diminutive, ain't they?
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-We seek the one they call Bugs Bunny.

-Yeah, Bugs Bunny.
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-Have you seen him?

-Where is this guy?
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BLANKO: Is he around?

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Hmm. Bugs Bunny, Bugs Bunny.
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Say, does he have, uh,
great big long ears?

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-Like this?

-Yeah. Yeah.
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And does he hop around like this?
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-Yeah.

-Well, uh...
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does he say,

"What's up, doc?" Like this:
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-Eh, what's up, doc?

-Yeah!
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Nope. Never heard of him.
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(ALL SIGH)
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You know, maybe there is no intelligent

life out there in the universe after all.
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(HUMMING)
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POUND:

Hold on there, Mr. Looney Tune.
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BANG: Hey, what do you think

we are, stupid?
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Don't move a muscle.
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Okay, bunny, gather up your Tune pals.
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-We're taking you for a ride. Ha, ha.

-NAWT: Move it, mister.
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Totally. All right.

So, like, where are we going?
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Are we there yet?
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STAN: Sorry it took so long.
MICHAEL: Don't worry.

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STAN: That exit wasn't clearly marked.
MICHAEL: Hold up, right here.

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STAN: What, here?
MICHAEL: Yes.

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Thanks for the ride, Sherm. Appreciate it.
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-It's Stan, Mike.

-Sorry.
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But you can call me Sherm if you want

to. I've followed your whole career.
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You're the greatest athlete
that's ever lived.
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Stan, Stan, Stan.
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How do I get out?

The door doesn't work.
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-I'm sorry. I forgot... It's a classic.

-Oh, yeah.
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It's a classic, but it's got a few

peccadilloes. Hold on just a second.
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A few, huh? It's smoking, too, man.

You need to get that checked.
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(GROWLING)
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Thanks for the ride.
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Oh.
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Oh, this is nice. This is a nice house.
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That is a beauty. What is that, Colonial?
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It's a nice house.
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If you need anything done around

the house, I'd be happy...
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-Oh, no, I'm fine, thanks.

-Anything you need.
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-You gave me a ride. I appreciate it.

-Sure.
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Tomorrow I'm gonna drive, okay?

So I don't need the ride.
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But thanks, though.
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Too conspicuous?
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Yeah.
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(CHUCKLES)
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-All right. All right.

-Thanks, though.
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-Tomorrow.

-See you tomorrow.
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(BARKS)
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Come on, dog. No, not today.
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(GRUNTS)
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Dog, get off me. Your breath.
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-Mr. Jordan, are you okay?

-Get off of me!
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Get off of him, Charles.
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-Bad dog. Git.

-Get off of him.
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-Get off me, Charles.

-Get off of him before I cook you.
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Come on, come on.

Come on, baby. Come on.
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(CHATTERING AND CHEERING)
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Get out of the car!
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Good game.
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Hey, Jeff, you okay?
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-How was your game?

-JEFF: I don't want to talk.
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-JASMINE: Hi, Dad.

-Hey, hey.
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PASSENGERS: Michael!
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-Daddy, Daddy!

-How you doing?
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JUANITA: Hey.
MICHAEL: Hey.

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-You're all covered with drool, baby.

-That's your dog.
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-What's wrong with Jeff?

-He went two for five...
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-...lost 32 points in his average.

-Is that all?
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Yeah, so that puts him

at like a.685 or something.
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He's batting what?

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Mm. Smells good in here.

What you cooking?
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-HOUSEKEEPER: Chicken.

-Chicken and what?
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-Chicken and collard greens.

-Good.
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I'm gonna need a good meal tonight.
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(HOUSEKEEPER CHUCKLES)
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Is everything okay?
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I stunk up the place. I hope this

baseball thing was a good idea.

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(TINKER FAIRIES CHATTERING)
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Stop! What?
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A five-gauge twig for an axle?

Clank, I told you it took a seven.
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Oh, you said five.
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I said seven! Oh, Clank, I tell you,

sometimes you can be pretty,
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pretty...
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So pretty.
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-Who's that, then?

-It's Tinker Bell, you snail brain.
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(GASPS)
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Wow, everyone seems so busy.
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CLANK: Well, spring won't spring itself.

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Indeed, my bellowing buddy.

And we tinkers are a big part of it.
_________________________________

Allow us to elucidate, Miss Bell.
_________________________________

-We fiddle and fix.

-We craft and create.
_________________________________

-We carve acorn buckets.

-To hold flower paint.
_________________________________

-Weave saddles and satchels.

-For birdies, you see.
_________________________________

-Make baskets and bushels.

-To carry the seeds!
_________________________________

-BOBBLE: When preparing for spring.

-We do all this and more!
_________________________________

-Yes, being a tinker is never a bore!

-Yes, being a tinker is never a bore!
_________________________________

That was great.
_________________________________

So you see, Miss Bell, we help fairies

of every talent with our creations.
_________________________________

Unfortunately, all those fairies

are out of luck this year.
_________________________________

Unless we can actually

deliver these things to them.
_________________________________

The wagon repairs are finished, I trust?
_________________________________

(BOTH STAMMERING)
_________________________________

Yes, Fairy Mary.
_________________________________

-Tip-top shape.

-No wheels missing whatsoever!
_________________________________

Then let's see it.
_________________________________

-Ah, you see... Well...

-See,
_________________________________

-with your eyes?

-Define "see," actually...
_________________________________

-You have to meet Tinker Bell!

-What? Who?
_________________________________

-She's new, Fairy Mary.

-Nice to meet you.
_________________________________

Rapture! A new charge on whom

we can lavish
_________________________________

all our tinkering wisdom and expertise!
_________________________________

Let me see those hands.
_________________________________

Teetering teapots, so dainty.
_________________________________

Don't worry, dear. We'll build up those

tinker muscles in no time.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Okay.
_________________________________

-Now, boys, the deliveries?

-Aye, we're on it.
_________________________________

As a matter of fact,

we're heading out right this second.
_________________________________

-But we've only got one wheel.

-What was that?
_________________________________

(STAMMERING) Nothing really,

Clank was just asking...
_________________________________

If I can go as well!
_________________________________

-Yeah! Good one. Very nice.

-Yes! I wondered that,
_________________________________

-if you could go with us. Yes.

-That's exactly what he was saying.
_________________________________

Very well. Get on with it, then.

_________________________________

It was another career day for Michael

Jordan at Barons Field this afternoon.
_________________________________

Let's face it. This baseball...
_________________________________

What are you guys watching?
_________________________________

-Today he had three strikeouts.

-Is this the only thing on TV?
_________________________________

-That brings his batting average down...

-What's up with this?
_________________________________

...to an anemic.214,

which is also his weight.
_________________________________

Baseball bat?

Get this guy a tennis racquet.
_________________________________

Did everyone get mad at you?
_________________________________

No. Worse.

Everyone was real nice about it.
_________________________________

Michael, I know golf is your sport,

but not here.
_________________________________

I think you should open up

your stance a little.
_________________________________

It might make you

more aggressive at the plate.
_________________________________

-You think so? I'll try to remember that.

-Watching this hurts me more than you.
_________________________________

What are you guys doing

watching this stuff? It's bad for you.
_________________________________

There you go. Road Runner. Beep, beep.
_________________________________

(ROAD RUNNER BEEPS)
_________________________________

Oh. Stop this cartoon.
_________________________________

(PORKY PANTING)
_________________________________

We've got an emergency Cartoon

Character Union Meeting to go to.
_________________________________

Hey, wait for me. Hold your horses.
_________________________________

Dang. Where'd they go?
_________________________________

Stop the music.
_________________________________

-Top duck coming through.

-FOGHORN: Hey!
_________________________________

Jeez. It's getting so a guy can't even

get himself wet around here.
_________________________________

So, what's the big emergency?
_________________________________

Uh, these little guys would like to make
an announcement. Here you go, shorty.
_________________________________

-Go.

-All right, all right.
_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________

You, all of you, are now our prisoners.
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
SYLVESTER: We're in big trouble now.

_________________________________

We are taking you to our theme park
in outer space.

_________________________________

-No fooling.

-Where you'll be our slaves.
_________________________________

And placed on display for the

amusement of our paying customers.
_________________________________

Oh, fear clutches my breast.
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

We ain't going nowheres.
_________________________________

Eh, not so fast, doc.
_________________________________

You just can't turn us into slaves.

That would be bad.
_________________________________

You've gotta give us a chance

to defend ourselves.
_________________________________

-Oh, yeah? Who says?

-NAWT: Says who?
_________________________________

-BUPKUS: Why?

-Just a sec.
_________________________________

-There. Read them and weep.

-What's this?
_________________________________

"Give them a chance

to defend themselves."
_________________________________

Aw. Do we have to?
_________________________________

-It's in the rule book.

-It is.
_________________________________

Okay. It is in the rule book.
_________________________________

(SPEAKS IN SPANISH)
_________________________________

We have to confer.
_________________________________

All right, troops. It is for us to choose

a battlefield that affords us...
_________________________________

Oh, I got it.
_________________________________

Yes, Private Porkster?
_________________________________

How about we challenge them to a...
_________________________________

-...spelling bee?

-Say...
_________________________________

we could have a bowling tournament.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Suffering succotash.
_________________________________

What's wrong with all of you?
_________________________________

I say we get a ladder...
_________________________________

wait till the old lady's out of the room...
_________________________________

then grab that little bird.
_________________________________

Whoa, whoa, take a deep breath, Sly.
_________________________________

Okay, let's analyze the competition.
_________________________________

Now, uh, what are we looking at here?

We got a small race of invading aliens.
_________________________________

Small arms. Short legs.
_________________________________

Not very fast.
_________________________________

Tiny little guys.
_________________________________

Can't jump high.
_________________________________

ALL: Ah.
_________________________________

We challenge you to a basketball game.
_________________________________

All right. Basketball it is.
_________________________________

-Basketball.

-Basketball.
_________________________________

-Boy, oh, boy.

-All right.
_________________________________

What is basketball?
_________________________________

-What's that?

-Beats me.
_________________________________

We didn't have that in school.
_________________________________

-Lights.
-FOGHORN: Pardon me. Sorry.

_________________________________

Hey! Down in front.
_________________________________

NARRATOR:
An exhilarating team sport...
_________________________________

currently growing rapidly

in popularity is basketball.
_________________________________

Unlike football and baseball,

only five men can play on a team.
_________________________________

It's a fast-paced, razzle-dazzle game

that requires quick wits...
_________________________________

and even faster reflexes.
_________________________________

Here's how it's done

in the professional ranks...
_________________________________

the National Basketball Association,

featuring the best players in the world.
_________________________________

-The best players in the world.

-The best.
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

Slow down, Cheese, I can't keep up!
_________________________________

(SQUEAKS)
_________________________________
TINKER BELL:

The mouse's name is Cheese?
_________________________________
BOBBLE: Must be.

He always comes when we yell it.
_________________________________

(CROW CAWING)
_________________________________

(SQUEAKS)
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

(YELLS)
_________________________________
CLANK: Sprinting thistles!

Bobble! Bobble!
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

(BOBBLE EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

(ALL SHRIEKING)
_________________________________

(THUDDING)
_________________________________

Easy. Easy, boy. It's all right.

Fawn's got you.
_________________________________

Easy. Easy, girl. It's all right.

Silvermist's got you.
_________________________________

Oh, you all right, sugar cane?
_________________________________

Be careful, Rosetta, she may faint!
_________________________________

(TINKER BELL GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Elevate her legs. No, wait.

I mean her head.
_________________________________

Wait, wait, wait. Okay.

If she's red, raise the head.
_________________________________

If she's pale, raise the tail.
_________________________________

Does she look pale or red?
_________________________________

She looks squished.
_________________________________

Sorry.
_________________________________

Here, let me, raindrop.

So, what happened to you, anyway?
_________________________________

-Well, I...

-It was sprinting thistles!
_________________________________

(ALL GASPING)
_________________________________

Those weeds are an absolute menace.
_________________________________

Always trampling things,

poking people in the petunia.
_________________________________
BOBBLE: Gather round, ladies.

_________________________________

We've brought some selections
_________________________________

from the new spring line

of tinker specialties!
_________________________________

-All right!

-Show us, show us!
_________________________________

-What'd you bring?

-Your rainbow tubes, Iridessa.
_________________________________

(GASPS) Finally! Silvermist,

could you help me?
_________________________________

(CLICKS TONGUE)
_________________________________

Oh.
_________________________________

What're you gonna do with that?
_________________________________

I'm gonna take it to the mainland.
_________________________________

What's the mainland?
_________________________________

It's where we're gonna go

change winter to spring.
_________________________________

The seasons change all the time there.
_________________________________

I'll get to apply my artistic sensibilities.
_________________________________

Yeah. And I'll have breakfast ready

for all the wittle fuzzies
_________________________________

coming out of hibernation.
_________________________________

We just follow the second star...
_________________________________

Ride the breeze, follow the waves...
_________________________________

All the way across the sea...
_________________________________

And then, there it is.
_________________________________

Wow! The mainland sounds flitterific!
_________________________________

(ALL GIGGLING)
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Yes. The glamorous lives

of the nature-talent fairies, eh?
_________________________________

We'd love to stay and chat, but...
_________________________________

But we tinkers

have real work to do. Right?
_________________________________
FAWN: Don't get your wings in a bunch.
ROSETTA: Don't be like that.

_________________________________

Nice to meet you all!
_________________________________
FAWN: You, too! Fly with you later!
ROSETTA: Fly with you later!

_________________________________

(DINGS)
_________________________________

Order up.
_________________________________

-Another coffee here, chére.

-Coming right up, Virgil.
_________________________________

-Hey, Tiana!

-Morning, Georgia.
_________________________________

-Hey, how you doing, Tiana?

-Hey, y'all.
_________________________________

We all going out dancing tonight.

Care to join us?
_________________________________

-Yeah, come on. Live a little.

-Come on, Tiana.
_________________________________

-You can dance wit.

-It's Mardi Gras.
_________________________________

You know I got two left feet.

Besides, I'm...
_________________________________

You need a napkin, sweetheart?
_________________________________

I'm going to work a double shift tonight.
_________________________________

Here are your hotcakes.

You know, so I can...
_________________________________

So you can save for your restaurant.

I know, I know.
_________________________________

Girl, all you ever do is work.
_________________________________

(BELL DINGS)
_________________________________

-BUFORD: Order up!

-Maybe next time.
_________________________________

VIOLET: I told y'all she wouldn't come.
_________________________________

Are you talking about

that dang restaurant again?
_________________________________

Buford, your eggs are burning.
_________________________________

Oh! You ain't never going to get enough

for the down payment.
_________________________________

-I'm getting close.

-Yeah, how close?
_________________________________

Where are my flapjacks?
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

You got about as much chance

of getting that restaurant
_________________________________

as I do of winning the Kentucky Derby!
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

Saddle me up, y'all! It's post time.
_________________________________

Giddyup, giddyup.
_________________________________

(MIMICKING TRUMPET)
_________________________________

-Morning, Mr. LaBouff.

-Good morning, Tiana.
_________________________________

Congratulations on being voted

King of the Mardi Gras parade.
_________________________________

Caught me completely by surprise,
_________________________________

for the fifth year in a row!
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Now, how about I celebrate with...
_________________________________

Beignets?

Got a fresh batch just waiting for you.
_________________________________

Well, keep them coming till I pass out.
_________________________________

Oh, Tia!
_________________________________

-Tia, Tia, Tia, did you hear the news?

-Hey, Charlotte.
_________________________________

Tell her. Oh, tell her, Big Daddy!
_________________________________

Oh, yeah, Prince Naveen...
_________________________________

Prince Naveen of Maldonia

is coming to New Orleans!
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Oh! Isn't he the bee's knees?
_________________________________

Tell her what you did, Big Daddy.

Tell her!
_________________________________

-Well, I invited...

-Big Daddy invited the prince
_________________________________

to our masquerade ball tonight!
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

Tell her what else you did, Big Daddy.

Go on.
_________________________________

-And he's staying...

-And he's staying...
_________________________________

And he's staying in our house

as my personal guest.
_________________________________

(EXHALES)
_________________________________

Oh, Lottie, that's swell.
_________________________________

A little word of advice.

My mama always said,
_________________________________

"The quickest way to a man's heart

is through his stomach."
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

-Ah! That's it!

-What just happened?
_________________________________

Tia! You are a bona fide genius.
_________________________________

I'm going to need about 500

of your man-catching beignets
_________________________________

for my ball tonight.
_________________________________

Excuse me, Daddy.

Will this about cover it?
_________________________________

This should cover it just fine, Lottie.
_________________________________

This is it! I'm getting my restaurant!
_________________________________

(WHOOPS)
_________________________________

Tonight my prince is finally coming.
_________________________________

And I sure as heck ain't letting him go!
_________________________________

(CHARLOTTE WHOOPING)
_________________________________

Hmm.
_________________________________

Everything looks peachy-keen,

Mr. Fenner and Mr. Fenner.
_________________________________

We'll have all the paperwork ready

to sign, first thing after Mardi Gras.
_________________________________

I'll do you one better.

Why don't I sign them tonight
_________________________________

when I see y'all

at the LaBouffs' masquerade ball?
_________________________________
MR. FENNER 2:

You drive a hard bargain, Tiana!
_________________________________

(HORN HONKING)
_________________________________

Table for one, please?
_________________________________

Oh! Mama.
_________________________________

Here's a little something

to help you get started.
_________________________________

Daddy's gumbo pot.
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

I know.
_________________________________

(TIANA SNIFFLES)
_________________________________

I miss him, too.
_________________________________

Well, now. Hurry up and open the door!
_________________________________

Just look at it, Mama.
_________________________________

Doesn't it just make you want to cry?
_________________________________

Yes.
_________________________________

The maitre d' is going to be right

where you're standing.
_________________________________

Oh! And over here, a gourmet kitchen!
_________________________________

And hanging from the ceiling,

a big old crystal chandelier!
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING) You're your

daddy's daughter, all right.
_________________________________

He used to go on and on

about this old cottage, too.
_________________________________

Babycakes, I'm sure this place

is going to be just wonderful,
_________________________________

but it's a shame

you are working so hard.
_________________________________

But how can I let up now

when I'm so close?
_________________________________

I got to make sure all Daddy's

hard work means something.
_________________________________

Tiana.
_________________________________

Your daddy may not have gotten

the place he always wanted,
_________________________________

but he had something better.
_________________________________

He had love.
_________________________________

And that's all I want for you,

sweetheart,
_________________________________

to meet your Prince Charming
_________________________________

and dance off into

your happily ever after.
_________________________________

Mama! I don't have time for dancing.
_________________________________

(SINGING) That's just gonna have
to wait a while

_________________________________
How long we talking about here?
_________________________________

Ain't got time for messing around

_________________________________
And it's not my style

_________________________________
I want some grandkids!
_________________________________

This old town can slow you down
_________________________________

People taking the easy way
_________________________________

But I know exactly where I'm going
_________________________________

I'm getting closer and closer every day

_________________________________
And I'm almost there

_________________________________
I'm almost there

_________________________________
People down here think I'm crazy

_________________________________
But I don't care

_________________________________
Trials and tribulations

_________________________________
I've had my share

_________________________________
There ain't nothing gonna stop me now

_________________________________
'Cause I'm almost there

_________________________________
I remember Daddy told me

_________________________________
Fairy tales can come true

_________________________________
You got to make them happen

_________________________________
It all depends on you

_________________________________
So I work real hard
each and every day

_________________________________
Now things for sure are going my way

_________________________________
Just doing what I do
_________________________________

Look out, boys, I'm coming through

_________________________________
And I'm almost there

_________________________________
(CROWD EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

I'm almost there
_________________________________

People gonna come here
from everywhere

_________________________________
And I'm almost there
_________________________________

I'm almost there

_________________________________
There's been trials and tribulations

_________________________________
You know I've had my share

_________________________________
But I've climbed a mountain
I've crossed a river

_________________________________
And I'm almost there
_________________________________

I'm almost there
_________________________________

I'm almost there
_________________________________

Excuse me!
_________________________________

You need a hand there, buddy?
_________________________________

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________

(CROWD CHEERING)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

Yes!
_________________________________

(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

(GIGGLING)
_________________________________

Sire!

I've been looking for you everywhere.
_________________________________

What a coincidence, Lawrence.
_________________________________

I have been avoiding you everywhere.
_________________________________

We're going to be late

for the masquerade.
_________________________________

Listen, Lawrence, listen!
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS IN DELIGHT)
_________________________________

It's jazz. It's jazz music!
_________________________________

It was born here.
_________________________________

Is beautiful, no?
_________________________________

No.
_________________________________

Dance with me, fat man.
_________________________________

Stay loose, Lawrence!
_________________________________

We're supposed to be

at the LaBouff estate by now!
_________________________________

Yes, yes, yes,

but first I buy everyone here a drink!
_________________________________

(CROWD CHEERING)
_________________________________

With what?
_________________________________

At this point, you have two choices,
_________________________________

woo and marry a rich young lady
_________________________________

or get a job!
_________________________________

(HORSE WHINNYING)
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

All right. Fine. But first we dance!
_________________________________

No, this is idiocy!
_________________________________

For someone who cannot see his feet,

you're very light on them!
_________________________________

Is perfect!

You finally got into the music.
_________________________________

Do you get my joke?
_________________________________

Because your head is... It's in the tuba.
_________________________________

-Get me out!

-All right.
_________________________________

Hold on. One...
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

How degrading!

I've never been so humiliated.
_________________________________

Hello.
_________________________________

Gentlemen!
_________________________________

(GREETS IN FRENCH)
_________________________________

A tip of the hat from Dr. Facilier.
_________________________________

How y'all doing?
_________________________________

"Tarot readings, charms, potions.

Dreams made real."
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

Were I a betting man, and I'm not,

I stay away from games of chance...
_________________________________
LAWRENCE: Sire!

_________________________________

I'd wager I'm in the company

of visiting royalty.
_________________________________

Lawrence. Lawrence!
_________________________________

This remarkable gentleman

has just read my palm.
_________________________________

Or this morning's newspaper.
_________________________________

(SOFTLY) Sire!

This chap is obviously a charlatan.
_________________________________

I suggest we move on to a less...
_________________________________

(SINGING) Don't you disrespect me,
little man
_________________________________

Don't you derogate or deride

_________________________________
You're in my world now, not your world

_________________________________
And I got friends on the other side

_________________________________
-He's got friends on the other side

-He's got friends on the other side

_________________________________
That's an echo, gentlemen.
_________________________________

Just a little something we have here

in Louisiana, little parlor trick.
_________________________________

Don't worry.
_________________________________

Sit down at my table
_________________________________

Put your minds at ease

_________________________________
If you relax, it will enable me
to do anything I please

_________________________________
I can read your future
_________________________________

I can change it round some, too
_________________________________

I look deep into your heart and soul
_________________________________

You do have a soul

don't you, Lawrence?
_________________________________

Make your wildest dreams come true
_________________________________

I got voodoo, I got hoodoo

_________________________________
I got things I ain't even tried

_________________________________
And I got friends on the other side

_________________________________
-He's got friends on the other side

-He's got friends on the other side

_________________________________
The cards, the cards
The cards will tell

_________________________________
The past, the present
and the future, as well

_________________________________
The cards, the cards, just take three

_________________________________
Take a little trip into your future
with me

_________________________________
Now you, young man
are from across the sea

_________________________________
You come from two long lines
of royalty

_________________________________
I'm a royal myself on my mother's side.
_________________________________

Your lifestyle's high
_________________________________

But your funds are low
_________________________________

You need to marry a little honey
whose daddy got dough

_________________________________
Mom and Dad cut you off,

huh, playboy?
_________________________________

Eh, sad but true.
_________________________________

Now y'all got to get hitched.

But hitching ties you down.
_________________________________

You just want to be free,

hop from place to place.
_________________________________

But freedom takes green.
_________________________________

(DR. FACILIER CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

It's the green, it's the green
It's the green you need

_________________________________
And when I look into your future
it's the green that I seen

_________________________________
On you, little man
I don't want to waste much time
_________________________________

You been pushed round all your life
_________________________________

You been pushed round
by your mother

_________________________________
And your sister and your brother

_________________________________
And if you was married

_________________________________
You'd be pushed round by your wife

_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

But in your future, the you I see
_________________________________

Is exactly the man
you always wanted to be
_________________________________

Shake my hand
_________________________________

Come on, boys
Won't you shake a poor sinner's hand?

_________________________________
Yes

_________________________________
Are you ready?

_________________________________
-Are you ready?

-Are you ready?
_________________________________

Are you ready?
_________________________________

Transformation Central
_________________________________

-Transformation Central

-Transformation Central
_________________________________

Reformation Central
_________________________________

-Reformation Central

-Reformation Central

_________________________________
Transmogrification Central

_________________________________
(SHOUTS)
_________________________________

Can you feel it?

_________________________________
You're changing, you're changing

_________________________________
You're changing, all right

_________________________________
I hope you're satisfied

_________________________________
But if you ain't, don't blame me

_________________________________
You can blame my friends

_________________________________
On the other side

_________________________________
-You got what you wanted

-You got what you wanted
_________________________________

-But you lost what you had

-But you lost what you had
_________________________________

Hush
_________________________________
BOBBLE: Right! Here we are.

_________________________________

A pretty large order of pollen pots

for the...
_________________________________

(ALL GASPING)
_________________________________

Last thing is berry bushels

to deliver to the glen...
_________________________________

Is it okay

if I just catch up with you later?
_________________________________

Oh, I suppose.
_________________________________

Can you find your way back?
_________________________________

-Yeah, yeah. Sure I can.

-BOBBLE: Well, I...
_________________________________

-All right, then.

-Just be careful!
_________________________________

Hi, there!
_________________________________

(VIDIA GASPS)
_________________________________

Sorry.
_________________________________

Vidia, right?
_________________________________

(SNEEZES)
_________________________________

We didn't officially meet.

I'm Tinker Bell.
_________________________________

Oh, yes.
_________________________________

The new girl.
_________________________________

That's right! So, what's your talent?
_________________________________

What do you think it is?
_________________________________

You're a pollen-izer? Pollen-ator?

Pollen-picker? Pollen-plucker?
_________________________________

I am a fast-flying fairy,

a true rare talent.
_________________________________

And this is but a small part of what I do.
_________________________________

I make breezes in the summer,

blow down leaves in the fall.
_________________________________

My winds even brought you here, dear.
_________________________________

Fairies of every talent depend on me.
_________________________________

Hey, that's just like what I do.
_________________________________

(SNORTS)
_________________________________

Excuse me?
_________________________________

I mean, tinkers help fairies

of every talent, too.
_________________________________

So we're kind of the same, you know?
_________________________________

Sweetie, I make forces of nature.
_________________________________

You make pots and kettles.
_________________________________

I work up in the sky,

and you work down in a ditch.
_________________________________

Hey!
_________________________________

Don't get me wrong, sunshine.

Being a tinker is really swell and all,
_________________________________

but I wouldn't go around

bragging about your talent.
_________________________________

It's not like spring depends on you.
_________________________________

Of course it does!
_________________________________

And when I go to the mainland,

I'll prove just how important we are.
_________________________________

When who goes to the mainland?
_________________________________

Me, of course! For spring!
_________________________________

Oh, of course. You'll prove it, huh?
_________________________________

Yes, I will.
_________________________________

Well, I, for one,

am looking forward to that. Excuse me.
_________________________________

No. Excuse me.
_________________________________

"Mine is a rare talent."
_________________________________

Ugh.
_________________________________

Try and tell me tinkers don't matter.
_________________________________

I'll show her what a rare talent really is,

when I...
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(CLANKING)
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
Oh.
_________________________________

(TINKER FAIRIES CHATTERING)
_________________________________

(CLANGING)
_________________________________

(BOBBLE AND CLANK EXCLAIM)
_________________________________

-Hey, Tink, what you got there?

-Oh, hi.
_________________________________

I don't know. I just found them.
_________________________________

(SNIFFS)
_________________________________

Lost things.
_________________________________

-Lost things.

-BOBBLE: Aye.
_________________________________

Stuff gets lost and washes up

on Neverland from time to time.
_________________________________

You know, from the mainland.
_________________________________

These come from the mainland?
_________________________________

That place sounds

more fascinating all the time.
_________________________________

Berry bushels, check.

Pollen pots, check. Lost things, check.
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

Lost things?

Why are you fiddling with that junk?
_________________________________

Oh, um...
_________________________________

Well, they were just so unusual.
_________________________________

You mustn't be wasting your time

with that rubbish.
_________________________________

And I won't have it

cluttering up my workshop.
_________________________________

And as for you two,
_________________________________

no more dilly-dallying around.
_________________________________

And don't forget about

the Queen's review tonight.
_________________________________

Goodness, there's still

so much to be done!
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

Thank you.
_________________________________

Sorry about your trinkets, Miss Bell.
_________________________________

Well, we'd best be getting ready

for the review, anyway.
_________________________________

What is the Queen's review?
_________________________________

You see, the Queen is going to

review all the preparations for spring!
_________________________________

Yeah, it's a good time for us tinkers

to show what we can do, eh?
_________________________________

-Oh, indeed.

-Really?
_________________________________
CLANK: Like me. I can be a wheel.

_________________________________

Hmm.
_________________________________

Perfect. That's my chance.
_________________________________

Okay, everybody, turn!

Ready for the base coat over here!
_________________________________

Splendid, splendid. Stack those neatly,

plenty of time before the Queen arrives.
_________________________________

FLOWER FAIRY 1: It's the Queen!
_________________________________

What? She's here? Now?

Play, music fairies.
_________________________________

Yes, play!
_________________________________

(PLAYING CELTIC MUSIC)
_________________________________

Queen Clarion, Your Illustriousness!
_________________________________

As Minister of Spring,

I welcome you to Springtime Square.
_________________________________

What? No fireworks, Minister?
_________________________________

Oh, well, yeah, that could be arranged.

Light fairies! Light fairies!
_________________________________

I'm teasing.

You always make such a fuss,
_________________________________

and everything always

turns out wonderfully.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

Well, I think you'll find

that we have things well in hand.
_________________________________

When the Everblossom blooms,
_________________________________

we'll be ready to bring

spring to the mainland!
_________________________________

Music to my ears.
_________________________________

I know you've all put in months

of practice and preparation,
_________________________________

but keep up the good work

these last few days,
_________________________________

-because just as fairies...

-TINKER BELL: Queen Clarion!
_________________________________

(MUSIC STOPS)
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

Queen Clarion!
_________________________________

-Did I miss anything?

-No, no, no.
_________________________________

Phew! Good.
_________________________________

It's all right.
_________________________________

I came up with some fantastic things
_________________________________

for tinkers to use

when we go to the mainland.
_________________________________

(ALL GASPING)
_________________________________

What's she talking about?
_________________________________
TINKER BELL: Let me show you!

_________________________________

First, baby chipmunks

can't eat the whole nut, right?
_________________________________

Their little teeth can't chew big bites.
_________________________________

So you just crank back this lever,

and it's...
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(CRYING)
_________________________________

(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
_________________________________

Whoops.
_________________________________

-It's kind of a work in progress.

-Yes, yes, yes. Very clever.
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

And I made this, too.

It's a flower-sprayer.
_________________________________

-QUEEN CLARION: Tinker Bell, I...

-Here, allow me to demonstrate.
_________________________________

(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

(MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________

(MUSIC STOPS)
_________________________________

Sorry.
_________________________________

-But wait till you see this last one.

-Tinker Bell, sweetheart,
_________________________________

has no one explained?
_________________________________

Explained what?
_________________________________

Tinker fairies

don't go to the mainland, dear.
_________________________________

What?
_________________________________

All of those things

are done by the nature-talent fairies.
_________________________________

Your work is here in Pixie Hollow.
_________________________________

-But I thought that...

-I'm sorry, Tinker Bell.
_________________________________

Oh, okay. No. No, that's good.
_________________________________

I mean,

I really couldn't make it anyway.
_________________________________

So, good. Yeah.

This actually works out good.
_________________________________

I mean, well...

So, I'm just gonna... Yeah.
_________________________________

(FAIRY MARY HUMMING)
_________________________________

Back so soon?
_________________________________

You didn't go?
_________________________________

Goodness, no.

Far too much work to do down here.
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Vidia was right. Being a tinker stinks.
_________________________________

Excuse me?
_________________________________

It's just, why don't we get to go

to the mainland?
_________________________________

The mainland? Who gives

a pile of pebbles about the mainland?
_________________________________

But, Fairy Mary,

the other fairies get to go.
_________________________________

Now, Tinker Bell,

are you a garden fairy?
_________________________________

Well, no.
_________________________________

-Are you a light fairy?

-No.
_________________________________

Animal fairy? Water fairy, perhaps?
_________________________________

No and no.
_________________________________

No. You're not. You are a tinker.

It's who you are.
_________________________________

Be proud of it.
_________________________________

The day you can

magically make the flowers grow,
_________________________________

or capture the rays of the sun

and whatnot, then you can go.
_________________________________

Until then, your work is here.
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

Good idea, Fairy Mary.
_________________________________

Senator Johnson. Hey, Jimmy.
_________________________________

I hope you're leaving some of them

beignets for your constituents.
_________________________________

Here you go, piping hot.
_________________________________

Stella. Excuse me. Stella, no. No.
_________________________________

(WHINING)
_________________________________

(LAUGHS) Okay, but just one.
_________________________________

But, Miss Charlotte,

you said "later" two hours ago.
_________________________________

Travis, when a woman says "later,"

she really means "not ever."
_________________________________

Now run along.
_________________________________

There are plenty of young fillies dying

for you to waltz them into a stupor.
_________________________________

-Give me them napkins, quick!

-What on earth for?
_________________________________

I swear, I'm sweating

like a sinner in church.
_________________________________

Tia, it's getting to be so late!
_________________________________

There's still a few stragglers.
_________________________________

It's just not fair!

My prince is never coming!
_________________________________

-Now, Lottie...

-I never get anything I wish for!
_________________________________

Lottie, wait!
_________________________________

Just calm down. Take a deep...
_________________________________

Maybe I just got to wish harder.
_________________________________

Please, please, please,

please, please, please!
_________________________________

Lottie, you can't just wish on a star

and expect things...
_________________________________

MAN: Ladies and gentlemen!
_________________________________

His Royal Highness, Prince Naveen!
_________________________________

(GUESTS EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

(WHISTLES)
_________________________________

(GUESTS APPLAUDING)
_________________________________

(WALTZ MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________

Evening, Tiana. Marvelous party.
_________________________________

Evening, Mr. Fenner and Mr. Fenner.
_________________________________

Fine-smelling beignets.
_________________________________

Going to be the house specialty

once I sign those papers y'all brought.
_________________________________

Yes. About that.
_________________________________

You were outbid.
_________________________________

-What?

-A fellow came in,
_________________________________

offered the full amount in cash.
_________________________________

Unless you can top his offer

by Wednesday...
_________________________________

You can kiss that place goodbye.
_________________________________

You know how long it took me

to save that money?
_________________________________

Exactly!
_________________________________

Which is why a little woman

of your background
_________________________________

would have had her hands full

trying to run a big business like that.
_________________________________

No, you're better off where you're at.
_________________________________

-Now, wait a minute...

-Love those beignets, though.
_________________________________

Now, hold on there! You come back...
_________________________________

(YELPS)
_________________________________

(SHATTERING)
_________________________________

Tia! Time to hit Prince Charming

with those man-catching...
_________________________________

What happened?
_________________________________

-I... I just...

-You poor dear.
_________________________________

Oh, Prince Naveen,

we'll be right back, sugar!
_________________________________

I got just the dress for you.
_________________________________

Tia, honey, did you see the way

he danced with me?
_________________________________

A marriage proposal

can't be far behind.
_________________________________

Thank you, Evening Star!
_________________________________

You know, I was starting to think that

wishing on stars was just for babies
_________________________________

and crazy people.
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Look at you.
_________________________________

Aren't you just as pretty

as a magnolia in May?
_________________________________

Seems like only yesterday

we were both little girls
_________________________________

dreaming our fairy tale dreams,
_________________________________

and tonight they're finally coming true.
_________________________________

Well, back into the fray.
_________________________________

Wish me luck!
_________________________________

Oh, Naveen...
_________________________________

(SINGING) Almost

_________________________________
Almost there

_________________________________
People would have come
from everywhere

_________________________________
I was almost there

_________________________________
I cannot believe I'm doing this.
_________________________________

Please, please, please.
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

Very funny.
_________________________________

So what now? I reckon you want a kiss?
_________________________________

Kissing would be nice, yes?
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

I'm sorry! I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
_________________________________

I did not mean to scare you.

I... Wait, no, no, no!
_________________________________

Wait. Hold on a sec...
_________________________________

(YELPS)
_________________________________

You have a very strong arm, Princess.
_________________________________

Okay, please! Put the monkey down.
_________________________________

Stay back or I'll...
_________________________________

Please, please, please.
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Oh, wow. Allow me to introduce myself.
_________________________________

I am Prince Naveen
_________________________________

(WEAKLY) of Maldonia.
_________________________________

Prince? But I didn't wish for any...
_________________________________

Hold on. If you're the prince,
_________________________________

then who was that waltzing with Lottie

on the dance floor?
_________________________________

All I know is one minute I am a prince,
_________________________________

charming and handsome, cutting a rug,
_________________________________

and then the next thing I know,

I am tripping over these.
_________________________________

Wait, wait, wait, wait!
_________________________________

I know this story!
_________________________________

(NAVEEN EXCLAIMS

IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
_________________________________

-The Frog Prince?

-Yes!
_________________________________

My mother had the servants

read this to me every night.
_________________________________

Yes, yes, yes!
_________________________________

This is exactly the answer!
_________________________________

You must kiss me.
_________________________________

Excuse me?
_________________________________

You will enjoy, I guarantee.
_________________________________

All women enjoy the kiss

of Prince Naveen.
_________________________________

Come. We pucker.
_________________________________

That's new.
_________________________________

Look, I'm sorry.
_________________________________

I'd really like to help you,

but I just do not kiss frogs.
_________________________________

Wait a sec, but on the balcony,

you asked me.
_________________________________

I didn't expect you to answer!
_________________________________

But you must kiss me.
_________________________________

Look, besides being

unbelievably handsome, okay,
_________________________________

I also happen to come from

a fabulously wealthy family.
_________________________________

Surely I could offer you

some type of reward,
_________________________________

a wish I could grant, perhaps?
_________________________________

Yes?
_________________________________

Just one kiss?
_________________________________

Just one, unless you beg for more.
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMING IN DISGUST)
_________________________________

(SOFTLY) Okay, Tiana, you can do this.

You can do this.
_________________________________

Just a little kiss. Just a little kiss. Okay.
_________________________________

(INHALES DEEPLY)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________
TIANA: You don't look

that much different,
_________________________________

but how did you get way up there?
_________________________________

And how did I get way down here

in all this...
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Easy, Princess. Princess, do not panic!
_________________________________

What did you do to me?

I'm green and I'm slimy!
_________________________________

-No! No, no, no, that is not slime.

-What?
_________________________________

-You are secreting mucus.

-You... You...
_________________________________

(NAVEEN SHOUTS)
_________________________________

(BOTH SHOUTING)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Hey, Stella!
_________________________________

Get them frogs!
_________________________________

-Run!

-I can't run. I'm a frog!
_________________________________

Then hop!
_________________________________

(BARKING)
_________________________________

Down, boy. Down, monster dog!
_________________________________

(BOTH SCREAM)
_________________________________

En garde!
_________________________________
NAVEEN: Look out! Out of the way!
TIANA: Oh, no!

_________________________________

-Where are we going?

-Excuse me!
_________________________________
TIANA: I can't see a thing!
NAVEEN: Neither can I!

_________________________________

-Wait! Stella!

-Going up!
_________________________________

-Stella, it's me, Tiana!

-Tiana?
_________________________________

Stella just talked to me.

The dog just spoke to me!
_________________________________

You know, if you're going

to let every little thing bother you,
_________________________________

it's going to be a very long night!
_________________________________

(GASPS) Oh, dear.
_________________________________

Oh! You're so quiet.
_________________________________

You let him go?
_________________________________

The poor devil was gasping,

so I loosen the lid ever so slightly.
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(LAUGHING MALICIOUSLY)
_________________________________

Now how did I ever get tangled up

in all this voodoo madness?
_________________________________

I can't go through with this!
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

You wear this ghastly thing!
_________________________________

Careful with that!
_________________________________

Anything happens to this,

I'm going to be...
_________________________________

Fun fact about voodoo, Larry.
_________________________________

Can't conjure a thing for myself.
_________________________________

Besides, you and I both know

the real power in this world ain't magic.
_________________________________

It's money!
_________________________________

Buckets of it.
_________________________________

-That's true.

-Aren't you tired
_________________________________

of living on the margins while

all those fat cats in their fancy cars
_________________________________

don't give you so much

as a sideways glance?
_________________________________

Yes. I am.
_________________________________

All you got to do is marry

Big Daddy's little princess,
_________________________________

and we'll be splitting that juicy

LaBouff fortune right down the middle.
_________________________________

-60-40, like I said.

-Hmm. Yeah.
_________________________________

But what about Naveen?
_________________________________

Your little slip-up will be

a minor bump in the road,
_________________________________

so long as we've got

the prince's blood in this.
_________________________________

(BOTH CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

Yes.
_________________________________
TIANA: Voodoo?

_________________________________

You mean to tell me this all happened
_________________________________

because you were messing

with the Shadow Man?
_________________________________

He was very charismatic.
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

It serves me right for wishing on stars.
_________________________________

The only way to get what you want

in this world is through hard work.
_________________________________

Hard work? Why would

a princess need to work hard?
_________________________________

Huh? Oh!
_________________________________

I'm not a princess. I'm a waitress.
_________________________________

A waitress?
_________________________________

Well, no wonder the kiss did not work.

You lied to me!
_________________________________

No, I... I never said I was a princess.
_________________________________

You never said that

you were a waitress!
_________________________________

You... You were wearing a crown!
_________________________________

It was a costume party,

you spoiled little rich boy!
_________________________________

Oh, yes?

Well, the egg is on your face, all right?
_________________________________

-Because I do not have any riches.

-What?
_________________________________

(LAUGHS) I am completely broke!
_________________________________

(BALLOON POPS)
_________________________________

Uh-oh.
_________________________________

(BOTH SCREAMING)
_________________________________

You said you were fabulously wealthy!
_________________________________

No. My parents are fabulously wealthy,

but they cut me off for being a...
_________________________________

Leech! Leech!
_________________________________

You're broke,

and you had the gall to call me a liar?
_________________________________

(BOTH SCREAMING)
_________________________________

It was not a lie. I fully...
_________________________________

(SHOUTS)
_________________________________

Run!
_________________________________

I fully intend to be rich again.
_________________________________

Once I marry Miss Charlotte LaBouff.

If she will have me.
_________________________________

-You're a prince?

-Obviously.
_________________________________

She'll have you.
_________________________________

(BOTH SCREAMING)
_________________________________

All right, then.
_________________________________

Once you two are married,

you are going to keep your promise
_________________________________

and get me my restaurant, right?
_________________________________

Not so fast. I made that promise to

a beautiful princess, not a cranky...
_________________________________

Why are those logs moving?
_________________________________
TIANA: Those aren't logs.

_________________________________

(ALLIGATOR SNARLING)
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) I got dibs on the big one.
_________________________________

ALLIGATOR 1: Where'd they go?
_________________________________

ALLIGATOR 2: Where'd they go?

ALLIGATOR 3: I saw him first!
_________________________________

ALLIGATOR 4: Come here,

you plump, tasty morsel!
_________________________________

ALLIGATOR 3:

That's my tail, pea brain!
_________________________________

ALLIGATOR 1: Where did they go?

Come on!
_________________________________
NAVEEN: Psst!

_________________________________

Lower the vine.
_________________________________

Find your own tree.
_________________________________

-There he is!

-I see him! I see him!
_________________________________

All right. Look, look.

Help me get out of this swamp,
_________________________________

and once I marry Charlotte,

I shall get you your restaurant.
_________________________________

You're going to taste so good

basted and battered and fried!
_________________________________

Quick, quick! Pull me up!
_________________________________

ALLIGATOR 1: (LAUGHS)

You can hop, but you can't hide.
_________________________________

ALLIGATOR 3: We got all night.
_________________________________

(ALLIGATORS LAUGHING)
_________________________________
NAVEEN: Well, waitress, looks like

we're going to be here for a while.
_________________________________

So we may as well get comfortable.
_________________________________

(NAVEEN GROANS)
_________________________________
TIANA: Keep your slimy self

away from me!
_________________________________

I told you, it is not slime! It is mucus!
_________________________________

(HORNS HONKING)
_________________________________

(CROWD BOOS)
_________________________________
POUND: Excuse me. Oh, so sorry.

_________________________________
NAWT: Excuse me.

_________________________________
BUPKUS: Ow.

Get your feet out of my nose.
_________________________________
BANG: Quiet, they're looking.

_________________________________
NAWT: Hey, it's basketball.

_________________________________
BANG: Where?
BLANKO: Whoa. Now what?

_________________________________

(CROWD CHEERS)
_________________________________
NAWT: Hey, hey!
POUND: What?

_________________________________
NAWT: She's looking again.
BUPKUS: Close it up.

_________________________________

-Tightly.

-Aah.
_________________________________
POUND: You poked me again.

_________________________________

(NERDLUCKS GRUNTING)
_________________________________

-Sweetheart?

-What?
_________________________________

-I thought you'd get better seats.

-This is as good as I could get.
_________________________________

This guy next to me is doing something

very weird in his raincoat.
_________________________________

Honey, will you just let me watch

the game? Barkley's killing us.
_________________________________

Hey, someone's killing someone.
_________________________________

No. Seriously?
_________________________________
POUND: Wow, a killer.
BANG: Let me see.

_________________________________

There. That's him, the killer.
_________________________________

He's big.
_________________________________

He's good.
_________________________________

He's mine.
_________________________________
NAWT: Okay, go get him.
POUND: Yeah.

_________________________________

Get back on defense.

Let's go. Get back on defense, man.
_________________________________

(CROWD CHEERS)
_________________________________

What are you doing?
_________________________________

Time out. Call time out.
_________________________________

(WHISTLE BLOWS)
_________________________________

What's wrong with you, man?

You're killing us.
_________________________________

-Let him in. Open up.

-Open.
_________________________________
BUPKUS: Wow. He did it.

_________________________________

I got it. I got his talent.
_________________________________

-All right.

-Super.
_________________________________

-Sit down, Chuck.

-Man, I'm fine. I am fine.
_________________________________

No, no. I played you too many minutes.
_________________________________

-But I'm not tired.

-Go get the doctor.
_________________________________

-What's up, man? You all right?

-Yeah.
_________________________________

You sure?
_________________________________

Come on, we're okay.
You're okay. Come on, let's go.

_________________________________

Come on, Patrick. It's showtime.
_________________________________

MAN: What's wrong with him?
_________________________________

Popcorn...
_________________________________

In a shocking development...
_________________________________

five NBA players have been placed on

the disabled list in the last 24 hours...
_________________________________

all suffering from the same

mysterious ailment.
_________________________________

-Yeah? Hmm.

-Whatever this mystery is...
_________________________________

-it affects the player's coordination.

-I'll be home in a couple days.
_________________________________

-Watch Patrick Ewing.

-Put your mom on the phone.
_________________________________

-It wasn't just in New York.

-Hey, baby. How you doing?
_________________________________

-Check out the highlights.

-You watching TV?
_________________________________

What the hell is going on?
_________________________________

-You gonna be all right?

-I'm ready, coach. All right.
_________________________________

Looks like I retired just in time.
_________________________________

(KNOCK ON DOOR)
_________________________________

All right, baby, gotta go.
I'll call you later, okay? Love you. Bye.
_________________________________

It's open!
_________________________________

Come on, it's game time. Get your

Hanes on. Lace up your Nikes.
_________________________________

Grab your Wheaties and your Gatorade

we'll pick up your Big Mac on the way.
_________________________________

Now we take you live to the Forum

in Los Angeles...
_________________________________

where the Lakers are refusing

to take the court.
_________________________________

(CHATTERING)
_________________________________

Guys, we gotta get dressed.
_________________________________

We got a game in five minutes. I mean,

we're talking about a huge fine here.
_________________________________

-No, we can't go in the locker room.

-Oh, man.
_________________________________

You heard what happened to Barkley

and Ewing. There's germs in there.
_________________________________

Cedric, that was in New York,

3000 miles away.
_________________________________

Bacteria can travel faster
than the speed of light.

_________________________________

It could be Invasion

of the Body Snatchers.
_________________________________

PLAYER: Yeah, could be.
_________________________________

All right. Dress in the hallway.
_________________________________

PLAYERS: Okay.
_________________________________

FLOWER FAIRY 1:

Get your pixie dust yet?
_________________________________

SPARROWMAN 1: Just did.
_________________________________

-Nice day for flying.

-FLOWER FAIRY 1: Sure is.
_________________________________

Here you go, Silvermist.
_________________________________

Thank you, Terence.
_________________________________

I hope Tinker Bell is okay.
_________________________________

I know. That poor little sapling.
_________________________________

She looked pretty wilted yesterday.
_________________________________

Well, I wouldn't blame her

if she stayed in bed all day.
_________________________________

Morning, girls!
_________________________________
ROSETTA: Tinker Bell?
FAWN: Tinker Bell?

_________________________________

Guess what? I've decided I'm not

gonna be a tinker fairy anymore.
_________________________________

-What?

-What?
_________________________________

Well, I was thinking.

Why do I have to be a tinker?
_________________________________

Just 'cause

some silly hammer glowed?
_________________________________

I mean, who's to say

it wasn't some big mistake?
_________________________________

Maybe I can just switch my talent.
_________________________________

Switch your talent?

I don't know, Tinker Bell...
_________________________________

If you could teach me your talents,

any of them,
_________________________________

maybe I could show the Queen

I can work with nature, too.
_________________________________

(BUZZING)
_________________________________

And then she'd let me go

to the mainland for spring.
_________________________________

Oh, Tinker Bell.

That's just not how it works.
_________________________________

-Well, maybe she could.

-She's right. She could.
_________________________________

Well, I've never heard of someone

switching talents before.
_________________________________

She's right. Me, neither.
_________________________________

Look. You all do things that are

beautiful and magical and important.
_________________________________

But me, well,
_________________________________

there's gotta be more to my life

than just pots and kettles.
_________________________________

All I'm asking

is that you give me a chance.
_________________________________

I'll help you, Tinker Bell.
_________________________________

Thank you, Sil.
_________________________________

Me, too. Could be fun.
_________________________________

Well, first time for everything, I guess.

What harm can come from trying?
_________________________________

Well, I still think this is a bad idea.
_________________________________

(FROG CROAKING)
_________________________________
SILVERMIST: So, for your first day

of water fairy training,
_________________________________

I could show you

how to make ripples in the pond.
_________________________________

Okay!
_________________________________

Or teach you how to talk

to the babbling brook.
_________________________________

Oh, that sounds fun, too.
_________________________________

Or wait, wait, wait.

I got it, I got it, I got it!
_________________________________

Dewdrops on spider webs!
_________________________________

Come on. I'll show you how to do it.
_________________________________

-Good luck, Tink!

-You can do it!
_________________________________

Oh, um...
_________________________________

Go get 'em.
_________________________________

Just cup your hands like this,

reach into the water, and...
_________________________________

Okay, you've heard of a dewdrop?
_________________________________

This is a don't drop.

That's water fairy humor.
_________________________________

It's good.
_________________________________

Come on.
_________________________________

Okay, Tink, now,

this next part can be a little tricky.
_________________________________

It takes a very steady,

delicate hand to...
_________________________________

Where's your dewdrop?
_________________________________

Oh.
_________________________________

(GIGGLES)
_________________________________

Forgot my dewdrop.
_________________________________

Hey! I did
_________________________________

it.
_________________________________

Shake that one off. Shake it off.

You can do this!
_________________________________

That's it. That's it, Tink.

You're doing it! You're...
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

Now, Tink, try to...
_________________________________

No, no, sweetie, you need to...

Well, maybe if you...
_________________________________

(SPLASHING)
_________________________________

Well, you have to admire

her persistence.
_________________________________
SILVERMIST: Tinker Bell!

_________________________________

Although, sometimes hammers glow
_________________________________

for a reason.
_________________________________

(TINKER BELL GROANS)
_________________________________

Whoa.
_________________________________

(ALL GASPING)
_________________________________

(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________

You know, you always struck me

as a light fairy kind of gal.
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

(BOBBLE HUMMING)
_________________________________

(SINGING)

Here we go in the treasure...
_________________________________

-Have you seen Tink?

-No, thank you. Not thirsty!
_________________________________

No, no. Not "drink," Tink!
_________________________________

Pink? I like purple meself!
_________________________________

Tink! Have you seen Tink?
_________________________________

What?
_________________________________

I do not stink! Maybe it's you, eh?
_________________________________

Hey, have you seen Tink?
_________________________________

-Fairy Mary's gonna be cross.

-Aye, Clank.
_________________________________

We'd better take some of this

off Miss Bell's plate, so...
_________________________________

-CLANK: All right, then.

-No, no, no! Wait, wait, Clank!
_________________________________

What are...

Will you two stop mucking about?
_________________________________

-What Clank did was, he took it off...

-Bobble told me that I should...
_________________________________

I see Tinker Bell has

got her work done, mysteriously.
_________________________________

Where is she, anyway?
_________________________________

(BOTH STAMMERING)
_________________________________

Well, you see, she's...
_________________________________

She went with Cheese to...
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

No, no. Clank means

she went to get cheese, you see,
_________________________________

-the food, for Cheese the mouse...

-Yes, the food, for Cheese the mouse.
_________________________________

...because he was whining.
_________________________________

Yeah. Like a baby.
_________________________________
BOBBLE: Like a wittle, wee baby, there.

_________________________________

Okay, okay.
_________________________________

Now, which one of you maroons

has ever played basketball before?
_________________________________

I have, coach. And there's an important

strategic question I need to ask you.
_________________________________

Yes, yes?
_________________________________

What do you think? I'm kind of

partial to purple and gold, myself.
_________________________________

It goes better with my coloring.

A one, two, three, four.
_________________________________

Guys? Nice outfit, Daffy.
_________________________________

The little aliens say it's their turn

to, uh, use the court.
_________________________________

Sure, let the little pipsqueaks

knock themselves out.
_________________________________

Too bad you can't practice

getting taller, boys.
_________________________________

(TUNES LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(THUNDER CRASHES)
_________________________________
BUPKUS: Whoa!
NAWT: Ah!

_________________________________

(YELLS)
_________________________________

(GROWLS AND CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

(ROARS)
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

Hey, little pig.
_________________________________

-Boo.

-Aah!
_________________________________

I wet myself.
_________________________________

(MONSTARS CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

Time to play a little basketball.
_________________________________

Those little pipsqueaks

just turned into superstars.
_________________________________

They're monsters.
_________________________________

Suffering succotash.
_________________________________

They're MonStars.
_________________________________

Bye-bye.
_________________________________

Eh, I think we might need
a little bit of help.

_________________________________

Okay, what can I teach you that's

gonna do the least amount of damage?
_________________________________

Oh, I know. Follow me, Tinker Bell.
_________________________________

The last light of day,

it's the richest kind of all!
_________________________________

Wait for it. Wait for it.
_________________________________

Okay, and now!
_________________________________

Oh, wow.
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

It's incredible.
_________________________________

Now for the fun part.
_________________________________

-Do you think it's heavy?

-No. It's light.
_________________________________

(EXAGGERATED LAUGH)
_________________________________

(WHISTLES)
_________________________________

(BUZZING)
_________________________________

Okay, okay.
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

Stay.
_________________________________

-Here, Tink. Let me...

-No! I almost got it.
_________________________________

If I just get you started...
_________________________________

This is impossible!
_________________________________

Look out!
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Oh, no.
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

I wonder how it's going.
_________________________________

Fly, Tink, fly!
_________________________________

Uh-oh.
_________________________________
FAWN: We'll save you, Tink!

_________________________________
SILVERMIST: Bob and weave!

Bob and weave!
_________________________________
ROSETTA: Cover your tushy!

_________________________________

(CLANK HUMMING)
_________________________________

-We fiddle and fix.

-Craft and create.
_________________________________

-Carve acorn buckets.

-To hold flower paint.
_________________________________

-Preparing for spring.

-CLANK: We do all this and more.
_________________________________

-Yes, being a tinker is never a bore!

-Yes, being a tinker is never a bore!
_________________________________

(BOTH GIGGLING)
_________________________________
FAIRY MARY: Tinker Bell,

I'd like a word with you.
_________________________________

Fairy Mary!
_________________________________

See, I was on my deliveries,

and it's actually kind of...
_________________________________

Save it.

I know what you've been up to, missy.
_________________________________

And I had such high hopes for you.
_________________________________

(BOTH HUMMING)
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

-You'd do well to listen to her...

-Why?
_________________________________

So I can do this my whole life?
_________________________________

I don't wanna be just a stupid tinker!
_________________________________

No, no, not that you guys are...
_________________________________

I didn't mean that... Guys, I wasn't...
_________________________________

I have to go.

_________________________________

Now, flap them. Flap them.

That's it! Have fun!
_________________________________

Hey, Tink! You ready?
_________________________________

A little nervous, actually.
_________________________________

Oh, don't be silly.

Come on, you'll be fine.
_________________________________
FAWN: We're teaching baby birds

how to fly.
_________________________________

First, you have to get their attention.
_________________________________

Smile and establish trust.
_________________________________

See? Okay, open your wings, honey,

and flap them up and down.
_________________________________

Up and down. That's the way.

Faster, faster.
_________________________________

That's right. Yes! You're doing it! Okay.

Come out this way a little bit.
_________________________________

You're okay. You're okay. You got it.

Keep flapping, keep flapping!
_________________________________

Hey, why don't you help

that last little guy?
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

Okay, okay.

Just smile and establish trust.
_________________________________

Hi, there!
_________________________________

Hey, little fella,

you wanna do some flap-flap today?
_________________________________

Oh, sure you do!
_________________________________

All you do is,

you just flap your wings, like this.
_________________________________

No, no, no. None of that.

Come on. All we got to do is...
_________________________________

Ow!
_________________________________

Look. I'm going to level with you, okay?
_________________________________

I kind of bombed out on

the whole water and light fairy things,
_________________________________

and I'm starting to

run out of options here.
_________________________________

If you could see fit

to flap your little wings
_________________________________

and take flight

for a few measly seconds,
_________________________________

I might be able to go to the mainland

and bring happiness to the world!
_________________________________

What do you say?
_________________________________

Wrong answer.
_________________________________

(SQUAWKS)
_________________________________

If I end up making acorn kettles

for the rest of my life,
_________________________________

I am holding you

personally responsible.
_________________________________

(SQUAWKING)
_________________________________

(LAUGHING) Hey, hey. Look at this!
_________________________________

Okay, just stop squirming.

Would you just... Hey!
_________________________________

Okay, okay, okay.

I'm letting go. I am letting go.
_________________________________

This is not working.
_________________________________

Hey, maybe that guy can help.

He's a really good flyer.
_________________________________

Hey, up there!
_________________________________

(HAWK SCREECHING)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Hawk!
_________________________________

(BLOWING HORN)
_________________________________

-FAIRY 1: What's happening?

-Quick, hide!
_________________________________

FAIRY 2: Look out!
_________________________________

(SCREECHING)
_________________________________

(TINKER BELL SHRIEKS)
_________________________________

A hawk! Tinker Bell's in trouble!
_________________________________

-Hey!

-Vidia?
_________________________________

This is my hiding spot!
_________________________________

(BOTH SCREAM)
_________________________________

But it's all yours, now.
_________________________________

No!
_________________________________

-Get him!

-ALL: Get him!
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

FAIRY 1: What?

FAIRY 2: You all right?
_________________________________

FAIRY 1: So scary.
_________________________________

(ALL CHATTERING)
_________________________________

(ALL SNICKERING)
_________________________________

Are you okay, Vidia?
_________________________________

(GROWLS)
_________________________________

-Let me help you.

-Don't touch me! I'm fine!
_________________________________

-But I was only trying to help.

-Well, stop trying.
_________________________________

Tinker Bell...
_________________________________

I can't hold water. I can't hold light.
_________________________________

Birds hate me. I'm just so useless!
_________________________________

Tink.
_________________________________

(BILL SIGHS)
_________________________________
BILL: A hundred and seventy-five yards.

_________________________________

Okay, little fella. You my friend

or are you my enemy?
_________________________________

You are my friend, right?

You are my ally.
_________________________________

You are my associate,

my personal assistant.
_________________________________

You are my weapon. You are leaving.
_________________________________

-Great shot.

-Nice shot, Mr. Murray.
_________________________________
MICHAEL: You can stop posing now.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

-Good try.

-Not bad, not bad.
_________________________________

-BILL: Something for you to shoot at.

-Hit it good.
_________________________________

Do my best.
_________________________________

It was a good shot.
_________________________________

Yeah, I know.
_________________________________

Mike, I gotta ask you something.
_________________________________

The NBA has to face reality.
_________________________________

What's happening

to these players is serious.
_________________________________

They're gonna need new

players with talent.
_________________________________

Guys who are skilled,
_________________________________
but never really thought
about a professional career before.

_________________________________

You think I got a shot?
_________________________________

-Come on, really?

-No.
_________________________________

-Don't kid me.

-Listen. It's a man's game.
_________________________________

-You can't play.

-What if I tried really hard?
_________________________________

Keep it down. I'm trying to hit this ball.
_________________________________

It's because I'm white, isn't it?
_________________________________

No. Larry's white. So what?
_________________________________

Larry's not white. Larry's clear.
_________________________________

-Good shot, Larry.

-STAN: That's nice.
_________________________________

Get inside his ball.
_________________________________
STAN: Whoa.

_________________________________
LARRY: You clowns can't beat that.

_________________________________

-My best shot ever.

-You haven't played long.
_________________________________

A Hall-of-Fame shot.
_________________________________

-Really nice shot, Mr. Bird.

-LARRY: Larry, please.
_________________________________

-Nice shot, Mr. Larry.

-Nice shot, Larry.
_________________________________

You can do this.
_________________________________

Don't be nervous. You can do this.
_________________________________

Larry, you feel that the NBA

has to face reality, don't you?
_________________________________

Gotta look for more dominant players

in places they never looked before.
_________________________________

Just look at the ball.
Visualize where you want it to go.

_________________________________

-Right, right, right.

-Be the ball. Be the ball.
_________________________________

Get off the tee.
_________________________________

You can't jump.
_________________________________

I... Yeah, go on.
_________________________________

-Close to the pin?

-BILL: Close to the pin? For dinner?
_________________________________
LARRY: Sounds good.
BILL: I'll go close to the pin.

_________________________________

-Okay, cool.

-I'll take some of that.
_________________________________
BILL: That's not bad.

_________________________________
LARRY: Good shot.

_________________________________

Get down.
_________________________________
MICHAEL: Look at that.
Look at that spin.

_________________________________

Come on.
_________________________________

It is alive.
_________________________________

Yes! Yes! My first hole in one. Yes!
_________________________________
BILL: Oh.

_________________________________
LARRY: Don't say it.
STAN: Never seen one of these before.

_________________________________

Larry, nothing but the bottom of the cup.
_________________________________

-BILL: That's his ball too.

-Yeah, yeah, it's my ball. Sorry.
_________________________________

-Let me get a picture.

-You guys are jealous.
_________________________________

All right, here we go.

Now, you gotta smile.
_________________________________

Reach in for the ball
and then smile, okay?

_________________________________

-Yes.

-And you think, "This is good."
_________________________________

-MICHAEL: Just take the picture.

-Okay.
_________________________________

-What kind of camera is that?

-Just...
_________________________________

Don't point it at me. Close the lens cap.
_________________________________

-I didn't do anything.

-Where did he go?
_________________________________

(YELLING)
_________________________________

Hey!
_________________________________

No, no, no!
_________________________________

(BIRDS TWITTERING)
_________________________________

Oh, uh, look out for that first step,
doc, it's a real lulu.
_________________________________

Bugs Bunny?
_________________________________

Eh, you were expecting

maybe the Easter Bunny?
_________________________________

-You're a cartoon. You're not real.

-Not real, eh?
_________________________________

If I weren't real, could I do this?
_________________________________

Ugh.
_________________________________

Oh, look. Is that Michael?
_________________________________

It's Michael.
_________________________________
GRANNY: It's Air Jordan.

_________________________________

Basketball.
_________________________________

Ooh. I tought I taw...
_________________________________

I did. I did see Michael Jordan.
_________________________________

Pardon me, Mr. Jordan.

Uh, can I have your auto...
_________________________________

Your John Hancock, please?
_________________________________

Back off. Let the doctor take a look.
_________________________________

-A little high.

-No.
_________________________________

Going down.
_________________________________

No!
_________________________________

(CHATTERING)
_________________________________

So, what do you say we go

for a little spin?
_________________________________

Hmm. Now, let's see

what we got inside here.
_________________________________

(YODELS)
_________________________________
DAFFY: Say "ah."

_________________________________

All right. He's okay.
_________________________________

What's going on here?
_________________________________

Why, Michael,
I thought you'd never ask.
_________________________________

These aliens from outer space want

to make us slaves in their theme park.
_________________________________

What do we care? They're little.
_________________________________

So we challenged them
to a basketball game.
_________________________________

But then they show up

and they ain't so little. They're huge.
_________________________________

We need to beat these guys,
because they're talking about slavery.

_________________________________

They'll make us do stand-up comedy,
_________________________________

the same jokes
every night for all eternity.
_________________________________

We'll be locked up like wild animals

and then trotted out to perform...
_________________________________

for a bunch of lowbrow, bug-eyed,

fat-headed, humor-challenged aliens.
_________________________________

Uh, what I'm trying to say is...
_________________________________

we need your help!
_________________________________

Yeah, but I'm a baseball player now.
_________________________________

Right. And I'm a Shakespearean actor.
_________________________________

Mike? Michael? It's Stan. Stan Podolak.
_________________________________

Uh, look,

I need you to come out now, okay?
_________________________________

Because you got a

baseball game tomorrow.
_________________________________

And I'd look pretty stupid

if you don't show up.

_________________________________

(SNORING)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS IN PAIN)
_________________________________
TIANA: Rise and shine,

sleeping beauty! Gators are gone.
_________________________________

What?
_________________________________

We got to get back to New Orleans

and undo this mess you got us into.

_________________________________

I was not the one parading around

with a phony-baloney tiara.
_________________________________

Music to paddle by.
_________________________________

I could use a little help.
_________________________________

Oh! I will play a little louder.
_________________________________

(PLAYING UPBEAT TUNE)
_________________________________

How about a little less picking and a...
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(BOTH SCREAMING)
_________________________________

I know that tune! Dippermouth Blues!
_________________________________

(PLAYING UPBEAT TUNE)
_________________________________

Play it, brother!
_________________________________

Oh, yeah!
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

Where you been all my life?
_________________________________

Where did you learn to play like that?
_________________________________

Why, the bayou's the best jazz school

in the world.
_________________________________

All the greats play the riverboats.
_________________________________

Old Louis would give anything to be

up there jamming with the big boys.
_________________________________

-Why don't you?

-Oh, I tried once.
_________________________________

(PLAYING UPBEAT MUSIC)
_________________________________

(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
_________________________________

It didn't end well.
_________________________________

Uh-huh. It has been a real pleasure

meeting you, Louis.
_________________________________

And thank you kindly for not eating us,

but we best be on our way.
_________________________________

Where... Where y'all going?
_________________________________

To find somebody to break this spell.
_________________________________

What spell?
_________________________________

Brace yourself, my scaly friend.
_________________________________

We are not frogs.
_________________________________

We are humans.
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Y'all serious?
_________________________________

I am Naveen, Prince of Maldonia.

And she is Tiana, the waitress.
_________________________________

(SOFTLY) Do not kiss her.
_________________________________

(GASPS) Now, just a second.
_________________________________

This goon here got himself turned into

a frog by a voodoo man, and now...
_________________________________

Voodoo? Like the kind Mama Odie do?
_________________________________

Mama who-dee?
_________________________________

Mama Odie.

She the voodoo queen of the bayou.
_________________________________

She got magic and spells,

all kind of hoodoo.
_________________________________

-Could you take us to her?

-Could you take us to her?
_________________________________

(GASPS) Through the deepest,

darkest part of the bayou?
_________________________________

Facing razor-sharp pricker bushes

and trappers and hunters with guns?
_________________________________

No.
_________________________________

(PLAYING SOULFUL TUNE)
_________________________________

Watch and learn.
_________________________________

Louis, it is too bad we cannot help you

with your dream.
_________________________________

If only you were smaller, less toothy,
_________________________________

you could play jazz to adoring crowds

without scaring them.
_________________________________

(STOPS PLAYING)
_________________________________

Anyway, enjoy your loneliness,

my friend.
_________________________________

(BIDS GOODBYE

IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
_________________________________

Cute, but it's not going to...
_________________________________

Hey, guys, I just had me a crazy idea!
_________________________________

What if I ask Mama Odie

to turn me human?
_________________________________

Louis! You are a genius!
_________________________________

Hallelujah!
_________________________________

(PLAYING UPBEAT TUNE)
_________________________________

(SINGING) If I were a human being
I'd head straight for New Orleans

_________________________________
And I'd blow this horn
so hot and strong

_________________________________
Like no one they've ever seen

_________________________________
You heard of Louis Armstrong

_________________________________
Mr. Sidney Bechet
_________________________________

All those boys gonna step aside
when they hear this old gator play

_________________________________

Listen

_________________________________
Oh, yeah!
_________________________________

(BOTH YELP)
_________________________________

When I'm human
as I hope to be

_________________________________
I'm gonna blow this horn
till the cows come home

_________________________________
And everyone's gonna
bow down to me

_________________________________
Thank you, thank you.
_________________________________

Oh, thank you. I love you, too, baby.
_________________________________

When I'm myself again
I want just the life I had
_________________________________

A great big party every night

That doesn't sound too bad
_________________________________

A redhead on my left arm
A brunette on my right
_________________________________

A blonde or two to hold the candles

Now that seems just about right
_________________________________

Eh, Louis?
_________________________________

Life is short
When you're done, you're done
_________________________________

We're on this earth to have some fun
_________________________________

-And that's the way things are

-Tell it, brother!
_________________________________

When I'm human, and I'm gonna be
_________________________________

I'm gonna tear it up like I did before

And that's a royal guarantee
_________________________________

You are getting married!
_________________________________

Oh, right.
_________________________________

I'll just have to leave
a string of broken hearts behind me!
_________________________________

Your modesty becomes you
and your sense of responsibility
_________________________________

I've worked hard for everything I've got
_________________________________

And that's the way it's supposed to be
_________________________________

When I'm a human being
at least I'll act like one

_________________________________
If you do your best
each and every day
_________________________________

Good things are sure
to come your way

_________________________________
What you give is what you get
_________________________________

My daddy said that and I'll never forget
_________________________________

And I commend it to you

_________________________________
-When we're human

-When we're human
_________________________________

-And we're gonna be

-And we're gonna be
_________________________________

I'm gonna blow my horn
_________________________________

I'm gonna live the high life
_________________________________

I'm gonna do my best
to take my place in the sun
_________________________________

-When we're

-When we're
_________________________________

-Human

-Human
_________________________________
CHARLOTTE: Prince Naveen, dear,

I am positively mortified
_________________________________

you had to endure

that frog fiasco last night.
_________________________________

Well, when you're next in line

for the throne,
_________________________________

you're poised like a panther,
_________________________________

ready to expect the unexpected.
_________________________________

(BOTH SNARL)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

Your ear?
_________________________________

What? Oh!
_________________________________

(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

Those pesky mosquitoes.
_________________________________

They're everywhere. Please.
_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________

Miss Charlotte, I can no longer ignore

the throbbing of my
_________________________________

heart.
_________________________________

Even though our time together

has been brief, it's been heavenly!
_________________________________

Land sakes, Prince Naveen!
_________________________________

You got me blushing like a...
_________________________________

Would you do me the honor of

becoming Princess of Maldonia?
_________________________________

Are you serious?
_________________________________

As the plague.
_________________________________

Yes!
_________________________________

I most definitely will marry you!
_________________________________

There's so much to plan!

I mean, the guest list,
_________________________________

the dress, the music,

the flowers, the shoes...
_________________________________

(SQUEALS)
_________________________________

We're going to have ourselves

a Mardi Gras wedding!
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

No!
_________________________________

What do we do now?
_________________________________

Because somebody let

our froggy prince go, Larry,
_________________________________

I'm reduced to asking for help

from my friends on the other side.

_________________________________

Think Michael's all right?

I hate to leave him like this.
_________________________________

I'm sure he's fine. I think he just had to

get away from that Stan character.
_________________________________

-God, he's pathetic, isn't he?

-Yeah.
_________________________________

I'm gonna give us both twos back there.
_________________________________

We weren't in any kind of

emotional state to putt.
_________________________________

-I think that's fair.

-Yeah.
_________________________________

Now, if Mike is gone, the NBA is
gonna need some new people.
_________________________________

There's room at the top.
_________________________________

An exciting guy who could maybe

even perform at half-time.
_________________________________

You still tight with David Stern?

A phone call from you...
_________________________________

Look, I want to help, but I haven't

played basketball in a long time.
_________________________________

-My timing's all off.

-Eh, we'll fix your timing.
_________________________________

Look at our facilities.
_________________________________

We've got hoops.
_________________________________
ELMER: We got weights.

_________________________________

We've got balls. Whoa!
_________________________________

You sure do. This place is a mess.
_________________________________

Mess?
You're worried about a little mess?

_________________________________

There's nothing here
a little spit shine wouldn't fix.
_________________________________

-Spit shine!

-Spit shine!
_________________________________

Lemony-fresh.
_________________________________

You guys are nuts.
_________________________________

Correction: We're Looney Tunes.
_________________________________

And as such are the exclusive property

and trademark of Warner Bros. Inc.
_________________________________

(RUMBLING)
_________________________________

(GROWLING)
_________________________________

I'm here.
_________________________________

Me too.
_________________________________

That hurt.
_________________________________

(GROWLING)
_________________________________

Who are these guys?
_________________________________

Well, uh, remember the tiny aliens
I told you about?

_________________________________

Oh.
_________________________________

You heard of the Dream Team?
Well, we're the Mean Team, wussy-man.
_________________________________

-Wussy-man.

-Wussy-man?
_________________________________

We're the Monstars. M-O-N... Um...
_________________________________

Let's see what you got, chump.
_________________________________

I don't play basketball anymore.
_________________________________

"I don't play basketball anymore."
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Maybe you're chicken.
_________________________________

(MIMICS CHICKEN)
_________________________________

I say, I resemble that remark.
_________________________________

You calling me chicken?
_________________________________

Hey. Come here.
_________________________________

Here you go. Take him.
_________________________________

Watch the footwork. Can you believe it?
_________________________________

Get out of the way.
_________________________________

(YELLING)
_________________________________
POUND: Hey, everybody.

Look at your hero now.
_________________________________

(MONSTARS LAUGHING)
_________________________________

You guys are making a big mistake.
_________________________________

You're all washed up, baldy.
_________________________________

Baldy?
_________________________________

He is not washed up.
_________________________________

-Michael's the greatest ever.

-Shut up.
_________________________________

Ooh.
_________________________________

(TWEETY WHIMPERING)
_________________________________
TWEETY: My poor little cranium.

_________________________________

-You okay?

-Yeah, are you okay?
_________________________________

Whoops.
_________________________________

You're not scared of them,

are you, Michael?
_________________________________

-Let's play some basketball.

-TUNES: Yeah.

_________________________________

PLAYER: Yeah, serve her!

Come on! Rebound!
_________________________________

You're... You're Charles Barkley.
_________________________________

Girls. Come on over. Hurry up. Hurry.
_________________________________

Look. It's Charles Barkley.
_________________________________

Hey, can I play?
_________________________________

(GIRLS CHATTERING)
_________________________________

You're not Charles Barkley.
_________________________________

Just a wannabe who looks like him.
_________________________________

Sorry. Break out.
_________________________________

You shouldn't even be here. Be gone.
_________________________________

Wannabe. Be gone.
_________________________________

DOCTOR:
Just a few more tests, gentlemen.

_________________________________

Electrolyte levels, glucose,

CBCs, RBCs, etcetera.
_________________________________

And we've scheduled
a 12-lead stress test...

_________________________________

and neurological battery

to include EEG, reflex tests...
_________________________________

And this girl, 5-feet-nothing,

blocked my shot.
_________________________________

When did you first start

having this dream?
_________________________________

It wasn't a dream. It really happened.
_________________________________

(BEEPING)
_________________________________

And it climbed up my back

and into my brain.
_________________________________

Are there any other areas

besides basketball...
_________________________________

where you find yourself

unable to perform?
_________________________________

-No.

-Just asking.
_________________________________

I've been MRI'd, EKG'd, x-rayed,

laser beamed...
_________________________________

I promise I'll never swear again.
_________________________________

I'll never get another technical.
_________________________________

I'll never trash-talk.
_________________________________

I've got other skills.
_________________________________

-I could go back and work on the farm.

-Really?
_________________________________

Or maybe I could go back to the

jungle and be a missionary again.
_________________________________

What are you saying?

That I'm trying to disobey my mama?
_________________________________

I didn't say that. You did, Muggsy.
_________________________________

But I love my mama.
_________________________________

Still can't find anything wrong with us.
_________________________________

Hey, maybe nothing's wrong with us.
_________________________________

That's right, Muggs.

Maybe it's just in our head.
_________________________________

We're fine. It's just some

psychosomatic deal.
_________________________________

Or something to do with the moon,

or the alignment of the planet.
_________________________________

I'll never go out with Madonna again.
_________________________________

(GRUNTING AND PANTING)
_________________________________

What are you doing?
_________________________________

-I'm, uh... I'm fixing a divot.

-Oh.
_________________________________

He's fixing a divot!
_________________________________

(BEEPS)
_________________________________

Has anyone here
ever played basketball?
_________________________________

Um, I have.
_________________________________

I'd like to try out for the team.
_________________________________

-Hey.

-Hi. My name is Lola Bunny.
_________________________________

-Lola?

-Ha, ha. Yes.
_________________________________

Hello. Eh, my name is Bugs.
_________________________________

Ahem. You want to

play a little one-on-one, doll?
_________________________________

-"Doll"?

-Uh-huh.
_________________________________

-On the court, Bugs.

-Sure.
_________________________________

Ooh. She's hot.
_________________________________

(SIZZLES)
_________________________________

There she goes.
_________________________________

-Ready?

-Yes.
_________________________________

I got it. I got it.
_________________________________

That girl's got some skills.
_________________________________

Yes?
_________________________________

Don't ever call me "doll."
_________________________________

Check.
_________________________________

Hey, nice playing with you.
_________________________________

Very smooth.
_________________________________

Ah, she's obviously nuts about me.
_________________________________

Obviously.
_________________________________

(SPEAKS IN FRENCH)
_________________________________
MICHAEL: Okay. Where's the ball?

_________________________________

Let's do some drills.
_________________________________

(TUNES CHATTERING)
_________________________________

Can anyone lend me a pair of sneakers?
_________________________________

Uh, sneakers?
_________________________________

-Sorry.

-Someone has to go to my house...
_________________________________

-and pick up my basketball gear.

-To your house?
_________________________________

-In 3-D land?

MICHAEL: Yeah.
_________________________________

Whatever you do...
_________________________________

don't forget my North Carolina shorts.
_________________________________

Your shorts? From college?
_________________________________

I wore them under my

Chicago Bulls uniform every game.
_________________________________

Hey. I washed them after every game.
_________________________________

-Yeah.

-Sure.
_________________________________

I did.
_________________________________

Now, this restaurant of yours,

is it going to have étouffée?
_________________________________

Jambalaya, gumbo.

It's going to have it all.
_________________________________

I've always wanted to try red beans

and rice, muffulettas, po' boys.
_________________________________

Stop, Louis.
_________________________________

You two are making me so very hungry.
_________________________________

Interesting.
_________________________________

What are you doing?
_________________________________

(SOFTLY) Shh!

You are frightening the food.
_________________________________

(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

This is harder than it looks.
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

What? Oh, no. No, no, no.
_________________________________

There is no way I am kissing a frog

and eating a bug on the same day.
_________________________________

(SHOUTS)
_________________________________

(MUFFLED) No! No, no.
_________________________________

-Hello.

-Hold still.
_________________________________

Stop moving!

You are making this very difficult!
_________________________________

Y'all find anything to eat yet? Oh, my.
_________________________________

Hang on. Old Louis got it covered.
_________________________________
NAVEEN: No, no...
TIANA: Don't...

_________________________________
LOUIS: How's that?

_________________________________

This could be a little better.
_________________________________

You know what this needs?
_________________________________

A sharp stick! Be right back.
_________________________________

(SCATTING)
_________________________________

-This is all your fault.

-My fault? My fault...
_________________________________

Let me tell you something.

I was having a wonderful time until...
_________________________________

Coo! Well, looky here!
_________________________________

Girl, I guess you and your boyfriend

got a little carried away. Am I right?
_________________________________

-Oh, no, no!

-Do not be ridiculous!
_________________________________

-He's not my boyfriend!

-I am the Prince of Maldonia!
_________________________________

Let me shine a little light

on the situation.
_________________________________

(FARTS)
_________________________________

Excuse me. One more time now.
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

That's more better. Yeah.
_________________________________

It's okay, baby. I don't explode me.
_________________________________

I ain't no firecracker!
_________________________________

I just got my big butt glowing!

That's right!
_________________________________

The women like a man

with a big back porch!
_________________________________

Lord, you done this up

real good, for sure.
_________________________________

Now where this go to at?
_________________________________

Hang on, Cap.

I'm just going to give a little twist here.
_________________________________

We're getting to know each other now!
_________________________________

(RAY WHOOPS)
_________________________________

(SINGING) Won't you catch a fish?
Catch one, catch two

_________________________________
(MECHANICAL WHIRRING)
_________________________________

We're back in the bayou
'round fishin' time

_________________________________
(BOTH SCREAM)
_________________________________

It's about time I introduce myself.
_________________________________

My name Raymond,

but everybody call me, "Ray."
_________________________________

Pardon me, but your accent,

it's funny, no?
_________________________________

I'm a Cajun, brah.

Born and bred in the bayou.
_________________________________

Y'all must be new around here, huh?
_________________________________

Actually, we are from a place

far, far away from this world.
_________________________________

Go to bed! Y'all from Shreveport?
_________________________________

No. No, no, no. We are people.
_________________________________

Prince Charming here

got himself turned into a frog
_________________________________

by a voodoo witch doctor.
_________________________________

Well, there you go.
_________________________________

And we were on our way

to Mama Odie's.
_________________________________

-We think maybe she can...

-Whoa, whoa, whoa.
_________________________________

Mama Odie? Y'all headed

the wrong directional, chére.
_________________________________

Now what kind of chucklehead

told y'all to go this way?
_________________________________

I found a stick!
_________________________________

Louis.
_________________________________

Ray here says you've been taking us

in the wrong direction.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
_________________________________

I was... Well, listen.
_________________________________

I was confused by the topography

and the geography
_________________________________

and the choreography and...
_________________________________

First rule of the bayou,

never take direction from a gator.
_________________________________

(WHISTLES)
_________________________________

Why, me and my relationals

will help show y'all the way.
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

Hey, Cousin Randy!

You ready for a little bayou zydeco?
_________________________________

Ready when you are, Cousin Ray.
_________________________________

All right, Lulu. Let's get to it, darling.
_________________________________

(PLAYING UPBEAT MUSIC)
_________________________________

Come on, chére!

Just follow the bouncing butt!
_________________________________

(SINGING) We're gonna take you there
We're gonna take you there

_________________________________
We're gonna take you all the way there

_________________________________
Gonna take you there
We're gonna take you there

_________________________________
We're gonna take you all the way

_________________________________
Oh, yeah!
_________________________________

Goin' down the bayou
Goin' down the bayou
_________________________________

Goin' down the bayou
Takin' you all the way
_________________________________

We got the whole family.
_________________________________

There goes Mimi, Cousin Beaudreaux.
_________________________________

Oh, Grandmama! Your light out!
_________________________________

Hmm?
_________________________________

We all gonna pull together
Down here that's how we do

_________________________________
Me for them and them for me
_________________________________

We all be there for you
_________________________________

We goin' take ya
We goin' take ya

_________________________________
We goin' take ya all the way there

_________________________________
We know where you're goin'
and we're goin' with you

_________________________________
Takin' you all the way

_________________________________
Goin' down the bayou

Goin' down the bayou
_________________________________

Goin' down the bayou
_________________________________

Takin' you all...

_________________________________
Yeah, you know!
_________________________________

Come on, y'all!
_________________________________

Keep that line flowin'

and the lights a-glowin'!
_________________________________

Yeah, you're right!
_________________________________

Friends, I know I'm in hock

to y'all pretty deep already,
_________________________________

but seems our little froggy prince

lost his way
_________________________________

and I need your generous assistance

getting him back.
_________________________________

(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

I hear you! Now, what's in it for y'all?
_________________________________

Well, as soon as I dispose

of Big Daddy LaBouff
_________________________________

and I'm running this town,
_________________________________

(LAUGHING MALICIOUSLY)
_________________________________

I'll have the entire city of New Orleans

in the palm of my hand.
_________________________________

And you'll have all the wayward souls

your dark little hearts desire.
_________________________________

(LAUGHING) Y'all love that, don't you?
_________________________________

So, we got ourselves a deal?
_________________________________

(SHRIEKING)
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Now we're cooking!

We're going to find ourselves a frog!
_________________________________

Search everywhere!

The bayou, the Quarter.
_________________________________

Bring him to me alive.

I need his heart pumping for now.
_________________________________

(SPEAKING FRENCH)
_________________________________

(CONTINUES LAUGHING)
_________________________________
RAY: I'll take them the rest of the way.

_________________________________

-Nice meeting y'all!

-Bye-bye, Pookie!
_________________________________

(RAY SPEAKING FRENCH)
_________________________________

BEAUDREAUX: Will do, Cousin Ray!
_________________________________

And don't forget to tell Angela,

Ray say, "Bonne chance!"
_________________________________

-That's your girl?

-Oh, no, no.
_________________________________

My girl? Ho, ho, ho. That's Evangeline.
_________________________________

Evangeline?
_________________________________

She the most prettiest firefly

ever did glow.
_________________________________

(SQUEALS)
_________________________________

You know, I talk to Evangeline

most every night.
_________________________________

She's kind of shy. Don't say much.
_________________________________

And I know in my heart
_________________________________

someday we are

going to be together. Yeah.
_________________________________

-Aw! That's so sweet.

-NAVEEN: Yeah, so sweet.
_________________________________

Just do not settle down so quickly,

my friend.
_________________________________

There are plenty of fireflies

in the swamp.
_________________________________

(TIANA GROANS)
_________________________________

What?
_________________________________

(SHOUTS IN PAIN)
_________________________________

Pricker bushes got me!
_________________________________

Gator down! Gator down!
_________________________________

The darkness is closing in! I'm so cold.
_________________________________
RAY: Will you hold still, you big baby?

_________________________________

(LOUIS SCREAMING)
_________________________________
RAY: I ain't touched it yet.

_________________________________

(CLATTERING)
_________________________________

Oh! Take a look at them two jumpers.
_________________________________

I can taste them frog legs already.
_________________________________

Bet they taste real good

with the sauce piquant, right, Pa?
_________________________________

(SOFTLY) Will you keep quiet?
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS IN PAIN)
_________________________________

(MUMBLING)
_________________________________

Oh! My thoughts exactly, Two Fingers.
_________________________________

It is time to catch us some frogs!
_________________________________

(BOTH CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

You know, waitress,
_________________________________

I have finally figured out

what is wrong with you.
_________________________________

Have you now?
_________________________________

You do not know

how to have fun. There.
_________________________________

-Somebody had to say it.

-Thank you,
_________________________________

because I figured out

what your problem is, too.
_________________________________

I'm too wonderful?
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

No, you're a no-'count, philandering,

lazy bump on a log.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

(COUGHS) Killjoy.
_________________________________

-What did you say?

-Nothing.
_________________________________

-(COUGHS) Stick in the mud.

-Listen here, mister.
_________________________________

This stick in the mud has had to work

two jobs her whole life
_________________________________

while you've been

sucking on a silver spoon
_________________________________

chasing chambermaids

around your ivory tower!
_________________________________

Actually, it's polished marble.
_________________________________

(NAVEEN SHOUTS)
_________________________________

I got me one, boys!

Y'all get that little one over there!
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

(YELPS)
_________________________________
REGGIE: That's good hunting today,

yes, indeed!
_________________________________

Hunters with guns!
_________________________________

(LOUIS SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Look at them big frog legs.
_________________________________

I want me some corn bread

with this dinner!
_________________________________

Oh, no! A bug got to do

what a bug got to do!
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

I think I done chipped my favorite tooth.
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Here I come, Two Fingers! I'll help...
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

Pa! We got one!
_________________________________

Shush now! Get on quiet there!
_________________________________

What happened to yours?
_________________________________

Shut your trap, Darnell!
_________________________________

(LAUGHS) Free!
_________________________________

(SCATTING)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(SHOUTS)
_________________________________

(THUDS)
_________________________________

Pa, did you hear that suspicious thud?
_________________________________

Yeah. I sure did.
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(SHUSHING)
_________________________________

What are you two gawking at?
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

Just missed him!
_________________________________

I will make him pay for his insolence!
_________________________________

Two Fingers!

I need some help over here!
_________________________________

-Now! Go!

-Would you stop that?
_________________________________

(RIFLE COCKING)
_________________________________

Hold still.
_________________________________

No, no, no. No, you idiot, not there!
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Watch this.
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

Missed it!
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Get them froggies!
_________________________________

(ALL GROANING)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS IN PAIN)
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

These two ain't like

no frogs I ever seen.
_________________________________

They smart.
_________________________________

And we talk, too.
_________________________________

(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(COUGHING)
_________________________________

You all right there, little bug?
_________________________________

I'm fine. But your breath

done near kill me to death.
_________________________________

-Would you mind?

-I got you covered, brah.
_________________________________

Much obliged, peewee.
_________________________________

Now how about the other side?
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

"And we talk, too." I like that.

You are secretly funny.
_________________________________

-Not a stick in the mud? Say it. Say it.

-Well, I wouldn't go...
_________________________________

-All right. You're not exactly...

-I can't hear you. I'm sorry. What?
_________________________________

...a complete stick deep in the mud.
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

Easy. Easy!
_________________________________

-This one's in there, ain't it? Hold on.

-Holy...
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Chére, I know we gots to get

to Mama Odie lickety-split,
_________________________________

but this particular extractification

is going to take a while.
_________________________________

Yeah.
_________________________________

Poor Louis.
_________________________________

You know what would make me

feel better?
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Crawfish smothered in

remoulade sauce... Mercy!
_________________________________

-RAY: Just a little more!

-With some Bananas Foster
_________________________________

sprinkled with pralines...
_________________________________

Oh, Mama!
_________________________________

-How about some swamp gumbo?

-That will do.
_________________________________

(SHOUTING)
_________________________________

Sounds delicious.

I'll start with a pre-dinner cocktail
_________________________________

and something to nibble on

while I wait. Thanks.
_________________________________

No, no, no, your royal highness.
_________________________________

You are going to

mince these mushrooms.
_________________________________

-(STUTTERS) Do what?

-Mince the mushrooms!
_________________________________

Hop to it!
_________________________________

-Little ridiculous.

-TIANA: Are you mincing?
_________________________________

All right! Relax.
_________________________________

(HUMMING)
_________________________________

(EXHALES DEEPLY)
_________________________________

One.
_________________________________

Step aside, mister.
_________________________________

Watch and learn.
_________________________________

Oh! All right.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

-There you go.

-You know,
_________________________________

I've never done

anything like this before.
_________________________________

-Really?

-All right.
_________________________________

But when you live in a castle,

everything is done for you.
_________________________________

All the time. They dress you.

They feed you. Drive you.
_________________________________

Brush your teeth.
_________________________________

Oh, poor baby.
_________________________________

I admit it was a charmed life

until the day my parents cut me off,
_________________________________

and suddenly I realized
_________________________________

I don't know how to do anything.
_________________________________

Well, hey, you got the makings

of a decent mushroom mincer.
_________________________________

You think so?
_________________________________

Keep practicing

and I just might hire you.
_________________________________

-Really?

-No.
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

Come on! What was that?

That was below the frog belt.
_________________________________

Great.

I failed for the third time in a row.
_________________________________

At this rate, I should get to

the mainland right about... Oh... Never!
_________________________________

(METALLIC CLANG)
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

Yes!
_________________________________

Sil!
_________________________________

(MELODY PLAYS)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(ALL GASPING)
_________________________________

Beautiful.
_________________________________

(MELODY PLAYING)
_________________________________
FAWN: You fixed it!
SILVERMIST: Wow!

_________________________________
IRIDESSA: Beautiful!
ROSETTA: Amazing!

_________________________________

What are you guys doing here?
_________________________________
IRIDESSA: It might be

the sparkliest thing I've ever seen,
_________________________________

and I've seen a lot of sparkly things!
_________________________________

It's a really pretty thingy. What is it?
_________________________________

I don't know. I just found it.
_________________________________

Tinker Bell, don't you even realize

what you're doing? You're tinkering!
_________________________________

What? No, no, this isn't... I was just...
_________________________________

Creating those gadgets,

figuring things out, fixing stuff like this,
_________________________________

that's what tinkering is, sweetie!
_________________________________

Don't you like doing this?

Isn't it what you really love?
_________________________________

Yeah! Who cares about

going to the mainland, anyway?
_________________________________

Well, I do, remember?
_________________________________

I want to see

where these things come from.
_________________________________

Why are you saying this?

Are you just giving up on me?
_________________________________

I mean, aren't you going to teach me

to be a garden fairy anymore?
_________________________________

Sweet pea, I think this is your talent.
_________________________________

Tink, we just want you to be happy.
_________________________________

If you really want me to be happy,

you'll help me get to the mainland
_________________________________

like you promised.
_________________________________

Please, Tinker Bell, just think about it.
_________________________________
DAFFY: The view back here stinks.

_________________________________
BUGS: Whoa.
DAFFY: What?

_________________________________
BUGS: We're right in front of

Michael's house.

_________________________________
DAFFY: I knew that.

_________________________________
BUGS: Shh. Okay, let's go in this way.

_________________________________
DAFFY: I say, let's go in that way.

_________________________________
BUGS: He just never learns.

_________________________________
DAFFY: Now, let me see.

_________________________________

I must be very, very close.
_________________________________

(GROWLS)
_________________________________

Mother.
_________________________________
-(DOG BARKING)
-(DAFFY YELLING)

_________________________________

(BUGS HUMMING)
_________________________________

Nice digs.
_________________________________

(KNOCK ON DOOR)
_________________________________

Well, well. I wonder who that could be.
_________________________________

Twinkle, twinkle, little star.
_________________________________

Shh. Everyone's sleeping.
_________________________________

-I knew that.

-Come on, come on.
_________________________________

We gotta find Michael's basketball stuff.
_________________________________

Nope. Nothing in here.
_________________________________

Nope. Ah, but a very nice dinette set.
_________________________________

Uh-uh. Not here.
_________________________________

Let's look upstairs.
_________________________________

Yes, oh, fearless leader.
_________________________________

So he needs his special underwear.
_________________________________

Oh. Shh.
_________________________________

Sorry. You think she's got enough toys?
_________________________________
BUGS: Speaking of toys, you know all

those mugs and t-shirts
_________________________________
and lunch boxes...

_________________________________

-with our pictures on them?

-Yeah.
_________________________________
BUGS: You, uh, ever see any money

from all that stuff?
_________________________________
DAFFY: Ha. Not a cent.
BUGS: Hmm. Me neither.

_________________________________
DAFFY: It's a crying shame.

_________________________________

We gotta get new agents.

We're getting screwed.
_________________________________
BUGS: We have found the trophy room.

_________________________________

Now spread out and search the place.
_________________________________

Yes, sahib. Oh, brother.
_________________________________

Here I am, in the peak of my form

playing second banana...
_________________________________

-to some sort of a harebrain.

-Yap, yap, yap. Hmm.
_________________________________

This could be useful. Aha.
_________________________________

If this were a union job, I...
_________________________________

That's very nice.
_________________________________

Oh, one of his shoes.
_________________________________

Where is that other shoe?
_________________________________

Where are you?
_________________________________

Eureka!
_________________________________

Come to Papa.
_________________________________

(BUGS GRUNTING)
_________________________________

-Oops.

-What a fuzz-foot.
_________________________________

You are so clumsy.
_________________________________

-Catch, feather head.

-Thanks.
_________________________________

-Well, time to go.

-Did we get everything?
_________________________________

BOTH: The shorts.
_________________________________
BUGS: In there?

_________________________________

Okay, I'll check.
_________________________________

(GROWLS)
_________________________________

I found the shorts.
_________________________________

(DAFFY YELLS)
_________________________________

The pain.
_________________________________

-I'm right behind you, pal.

-Uh, that's none too reassuring.
_________________________________

Nice puppy. How's about a bone?
_________________________________

-No dice.

-What about a nice holiday ham?
_________________________________

He ain't buying it.
_________________________________

-Can't we talk this over?

-Down, Beethoven.
_________________________________

Ooh. The kids are here.
_________________________________

Give it to me, Charles.
_________________________________

-Here you go, Bugs.

-Thanks, kid.
_________________________________

Shoo. Shoo.
_________________________________

(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

Bad dog. That is the last time

I'm ever working with dogs or children.
_________________________________

-Bye-bye.

-Hey, where you going?
_________________________________

Well, uh, you see, the Looney Tunes

have a big basketball game coming up...
_________________________________

-and, uh, your dad's gonna play.

-All right.
_________________________________

Yeah. But don't tell anybody.
_________________________________

(DOOR CLOSES)
_________________________________

(PSYCHIC HUMMING)
_________________________________

I see aliens.
_________________________________

Little aliens from outer space.
_________________________________

They forced their way inside your bodies.
_________________________________

They need your talent to win a

basketball game against...
_________________________________
-Bugs Bunny.
-PATRICK: (WHISPERS) Bugs Bunny?

_________________________________

I also see Michael Jordan

being sucked down a golf hole...
_________________________________

by furry creatures.
_________________________________

-That's it. We're out of here.

-We're leaving now.
_________________________________

-Let's try some acupuncture.

-Good idea. Bye.
_________________________________
STAN: This is it. This is it.

_________________________________

I don't know where you are, Michael,

but wherever you are...
_________________________________

you obviously enjoy being there

more than spending time with me.
_________________________________

You better hope this Jordan character

still know how to play hoops.
_________________________________
BUGS: You and me both, brother.

_________________________________
DAFFY: Listen, how is this

for a new team name:
_________________________________

-The Ducks.

-BUGS: Please.
_________________________________

What kind of Mickey Mouse organization

would name their team the Ducks?
_________________________________
DAFFY: So sue me.

It's just a suggestion.

_________________________________

(BUGS HUMMING)
_________________________________

You're doing it.
_________________________________

You're becoming mighty. Go!
_________________________________
PORKY: Come on, guys.
No pain, no gain.

_________________________________

I don't hear it. What is it?
_________________________________

-FOGHORN: Come on.

-Come on.
_________________________________

-Eh, guys?

-ALL: Yes?
_________________________________

Look who's finally ready to play.
_________________________________

Let's see if I remember how to do this.
_________________________________

Nice.
_________________________________

(CLAPPING)
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Michael!
_________________________________

Is it really you? Oh!
_________________________________

Thank God you're all right.

Oh! I was so worried.
_________________________________

Come on, Stan. Don't hug me, please.
_________________________________

-Sorry.

-What are you doing here?
_________________________________

I gotta take you back.

You got baseball practice.
_________________________________

I can't. I'm helping my friends

in their basketball game.
_________________________________

Michael, you know that your friends
are cartoon characters?

_________________________________

Yeah. So?
_________________________________

Doesn't bother you, it doesn't bother me.

Let me help. Let me help. I can help.
_________________________________

-What can you do?

-Well, you know, I mean...
_________________________________

I may not be very tall, but I'm slow.
_________________________________

-And large.

-And a dork.
_________________________________

I'll do anything, Michael. Anything.
_________________________________

-Anything?

-Anything.
_________________________________

Come here. Come here for a second.
_________________________________

-Sit right here.

-Okay.
_________________________________

-Okay?

-Okay. No problem.
_________________________________

All right. All right, let's go, team.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

If somebody gets injured,

we could see a lot of minutes.
_________________________________

I'm a cheerleader.
_________________________________

(WHOOSHING)
_________________________________

(SHRIEKING)
_________________________________

(SHADOWS SHRIEKING)
_________________________________
RAY: ...you going to see a blind nutria.

You say, "Hello." And he say, "What?"
_________________________________

And you say, "That a ugly fish."
_________________________________

(ALL LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Anyone for seconds?
_________________________________

That was magnificent!

You truly have a gift.
_________________________________

Why, thank you.
_________________________________

(RAY GASPS)
_________________________________

There she is.
_________________________________

The sweetest firefly in all creation.
_________________________________

Evangeline?
_________________________________

I want to meet this girl. Where she at?
_________________________________

How you can miss her?
_________________________________

She glowing right up there

in front of y'all.
_________________________________

(SINGING) Look how she lights up
the sky
_________________________________

Ma belle Evangeline

_________________________________
(LAUGHS) That ain't no fire...
_________________________________

Shh!
_________________________________

So far above me, yet I
_________________________________

Know her heart belongs to only me
_________________________________

(RAY SINGING IN FRENCH)
_________________________________

(TRANSLATING) I adore you.
_________________________________

I love you.
_________________________________

I'm just translating.
_________________________________

You're my queen of the night
_________________________________

So still, so bright
_________________________________

That someone as beautiful as she
_________________________________

Could love someone like me

_________________________________
No. I don't dance.
_________________________________

Love always finds a way, it's true

_________________________________
I've never danced.
_________________________________

And I love you, Evangeline
_________________________________

If I can mince, you can dance.
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________
RAY: Love is beautiful

Love is wonderful
_________________________________

Love is everything
_________________________________

Do you agree?
_________________________________

(RAY EXCLAIMS IN FRENCH)
_________________________________

Look how she lights up the sky
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

I love you, Evangeline
_________________________________

Ah!
_________________________________

Lottie's getting herself

one heck of a dance partner.
_________________________________

We best be pushing on.
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

-Tiana!

-Naveen!
_________________________________

(SHOUTS)
_________________________________
RAY: No, no, no!

_________________________________

(NAVEEN GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Not bad for a 197-year-old blind lady.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

Now which one of you naughty children

been messing with the Shadow Man?
_________________________________
TIANA: We're so glad we found you,

Mama Odie.
_________________________________

Ray and Louis here

have been telling us all about you.
_________________________________

We've been traveling quite a long way,
_________________________________

and you can't imagine

what we've been through.
_________________________________

And we...
_________________________________

-And we heard that you...

-Juju!
_________________________________

(LAUGHS) Come on over here,

you bad boy.
_________________________________

Give us a little sugar, now.
_________________________________

(GAGGING)
_________________________________

Y'all just loves your mama, don't you?
_________________________________

Good to see you again, Ray.

How's your grandmama?
_________________________________

She's fine. Got in a little trouble

for flashing the neighbors again.
_________________________________

Oooh, I like that gal's spunk!
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Mama Odie.
_________________________________

We don't want to take up

too much of your time...
_________________________________

Y'all want some candy?
_________________________________

(STUTTERING)
_________________________________

-Not really.

-No, thank you.
_________________________________

Now, that's too bad.

It's a special candy.
_________________________________

Would have turned y'all human.
_________________________________

-Wait! Don't! Please don't take it!

-No! Please!
_________________________________

I'm just messing with y'all.
_________________________________

How on Earth did you know

that we wanted to turn back...
_________________________________

(SNORING)
_________________________________

-Mama Odie?

-Juju!
_________________________________

Why didn't you tell me

my gumbo was burning?
_________________________________

You sure this is the right

blind voodoo lady
_________________________________

who lives in a boat in a tree

in the bayou?
_________________________________

Pretty sure.
_________________________________

Can't believe this.

Got to do everything around here.
_________________________________

-Mama Odie, if you...

-Taste this!
_________________________________

Well?
_________________________________

Hit it hard with a couple of shots

of Tabasco and it's the bee's knees.
_________________________________

-Now, can we...

-Juju!
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

That's got some zang to it!
_________________________________

That's just what it needed.
_________________________________

Now, y'all figure out what you need?
_________________________________

It's just like you said, Mama Odie.

We need to be human.
_________________________________

(SCOFFS)
_________________________________

Y'all ain't got the sense

you was born with!
_________________________________

Y'all want to be human

but you're blind to what you need!
_________________________________

What we want? What we need?

Is all the same thing, yes?
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS IN PAIN)
_________________________________

Is the same thing? No!
_________________________________

You listen to your mama now.
_________________________________

(SINGING) Don't matter
what you look like

_________________________________
Don't matter what you wear

_________________________________
How many rings you got on your finger

_________________________________
-We don't care, no

-ALL: We don't care

_________________________________
Don't matter where you come from
Don't even matter what you are

_________________________________

A dog, a pig, a cow, a goat
_________________________________

-Had 'em all in here

-ALL: Had 'em all in here
_________________________________

And they all knew what they wanted
What they wanted me to do

_________________________________

I told 'em what they needed
Just like I be telling you

_________________________________
ALL: You got to dig a little deeper
_________________________________

Find out who you are
_________________________________

ALL: You got to dig a little deeper

_________________________________
It really ain't that far

_________________________________
When you find out who you are
_________________________________

You'll find out what you need
_________________________________

-Blue skies and sunshine

-ALL: Blue skies and sunshine
_________________________________

Guaranteed
_________________________________

-You got to dig

-ALL: Dig
_________________________________

Prince Froggy is a rich little boy
You want to be rich again

_________________________________
That ain't gonna make you happy now
Did it make you happy then? No!

_________________________________

Money ain't got no soul
Money ain't got no heart

_________________________________
All you need is some self-control

_________________________________
Make yourself a brand-new start
_________________________________

ALL: You got to dig a little deeper
_________________________________

Don't have far to go
_________________________________

ALL: You got to dig a little deeper
_________________________________

Tell the people Mama told you so
_________________________________

Can't tell you what you'll find

_________________________________
Maybe love will grant you
peace of mind

_________________________________
Dig a little deeper and you'll know

_________________________________
-MAMA ODIE: Miss Froggy.

-Ma'am?
_________________________________

-Might I have a word?

-Yes, ma'am.
_________________________________

You's a hard one, that's what I heard.
_________________________________

Your daddy was a loving man
Family, through and through

_________________________________
You your daddy's daughter
What he had in him, you got in you
_________________________________

ALL: You got to dig a little deeper

_________________________________
For you, it's gonna be tough

_________________________________
ALL: You got to dig a little deeper

_________________________________
You ain't dug near far enough

_________________________________
Dig down deep inside yourself

_________________________________
You'll find out what you need

_________________________________
ALL: Blue skies and sunshine
Guaranteed

_________________________________
Open up the windows!
Let in the light, children!

_________________________________
ALL: Blue skies and sunshine
Blue skies and sunshine

_________________________________
Blue skies and sunshine
_________________________________

Guaranteed
_________________________________

Well, Miss Froggy, do you understand

what you need now, child?
_________________________________

Yes. I do, Mama Odie.
_________________________________

I need to dig a little deeper

and work even harder
_________________________________

to get my restaurant.
_________________________________

(SOBS)
_________________________________

All right, y'all, one more time!
_________________________________

(SINGING) It don't matter
what you look like
_________________________________

It don't...
_________________________________

Nobody is going to sing with Ray?

Okay.
_________________________________

Well, if y'all are set on being human,

there's only one way.
_________________________________

Gumbo, gumbo in the pot.
_________________________________

We need a princess, whatcha got?
_________________________________

(SNORING)
_________________________________

Lottie? But she's not a princess.
_________________________________

Hush up and look at the gumbo.
_________________________________

(KNOCK ON DOOR)
_________________________________

Ta-da!
_________________________________
TIANA: That's right. Big Daddy's

King of the Mardi Gras parade.
_________________________________

So that makes Lottie a princess.
_________________________________

-Does that count?

-Yes, it does,
_________________________________

but only till midnight

when Mardi Gras is over.
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

Hop-along, you only got till then

to get that princess to kiss you.
_________________________________

Once she does, boom!
_________________________________

(MAMA ODIE CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

You both turn human!
_________________________________

-Midnight?

-That doesn't give us much time at all.
_________________________________

What about me, Mama?
_________________________________

I want to be human, too,

so I can play jazz with the big boys.
_________________________________

I want fingers and toes

and a bellybutton.
_________________________________

Not the kind that sticks out

but the kind that goes in.
_________________________________

Jabber Jaws, you dig a little deeper,

you'll find everything you need.
_________________________________

Come on, come on, come on.
_________________________________

There's a lot of river

between here and New Orleans.
_________________________________

Y'all best get to swimming.
_________________________________

Wait! I got a better idea.
_________________________________

(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
_________________________________

Will you teach me how to be

a fast-flying fairy?
_________________________________

Please? I know I could do it!
_________________________________

With your help, I could be flying

as fast as you in no time.
_________________________________

Vidia, you're my last hope.

All my friends have given up on me.
_________________________________

Rosetta won't even try to teach me

to be a garden fairy now.
_________________________________

I bet I could at least paint some flowers

or plant some sproutlings.
_________________________________

I mean,

there must be something I could do.
_________________________________

Or if you really want to be

a garden fairy...
_________________________________

(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________

Capture the sprinting thistles.
_________________________________

Well, okay. I can do this. Yeah!
_________________________________

Okay. Ready, Cheese?
_________________________________

Come on. They're just weeds.
_________________________________

Besides, there were only

seven or eight at the most, right?
_________________________________

Hyah!
_________________________________

We can do this. I know we can do this.

What do you say?
_________________________________

Attaboy.
_________________________________

This ought to be good.
_________________________________

Hey!
_________________________________
TINKER BELL: Come on, you!

Oh, come on!
_________________________________

Just a bit this way!

It's working! It's working!
_________________________________

Come on!
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Wait, wait, wait.

Come back! Come back!
_________________________________

These things just won't listen!

Come on, Cheese. Go, go, go!
_________________________________

Okay, definitely more than eight.
_________________________________

Please file into the corral

in an orderly manner!
_________________________________

Wait!
_________________________________

Oh, no! Come on!
_________________________________

Come on, now.
_________________________________

(RUMBLING)
_________________________________
TINKER BELL: Sorry. Sorry.

Excuse me. So sorry.
_________________________________

This is the last batch.
_________________________________

(GARDEN FAIRIES SCREAMING)
_________________________________

GARDEN FAIRY: Look out!
_________________________________

Sorry. Sorry!
_________________________________

Oh, no.
_________________________________

Tink. What happened?
_________________________________

-I...

-Tinker Bell,
_________________________________

what did you think you were doing?
_________________________________

I was just... I was just trying to...
_________________________________

I thought if I could capture

the thistles, then...
_________________________________

There isn't a garden fairy alive

who can control those weeds!
_________________________________

-What were you trying to prove?

-I...
_________________________________

She's right, Tink.

This has all gone too far.
_________________________________

By the second star!
_________________________________

All the preparations for spring...

How did this...
_________________________________

Queen Clarion, it was me.
_________________________________

I did it. It was all my fault.
_________________________________

Tinker Bell.
_________________________________

(WEEPING) I...
_________________________________

I'm sorry.
_________________________________
SPRING: I don't think we can

fix this in time.
_________________________________

We're going to have to cancel spring,

or postpone it at the very least.
_________________________________
WINTER: What, and put my

snowflake fairies back to work? Oh, no.
_________________________________
SUMMER:

But we can't! We can't do that!
_________________________________

If the snow isn't melted,
_________________________________

the seedlings won't grow,

the fruit won't ripen in the summer...
_________________________________

And in the autumn,

there will be nothing to harvest.
_________________________________

Spring must happen on time,
_________________________________

or the balance of nature

will be undone!
_________________________________

There must be something we can do!

Certainly this has happened before!
_________________________________

It has!

Did you ever hear of the Ice Age?
_________________________________

Settle down, all of you.
_________________________________

Fairy Mary, is it even possible to redo

everything in such a short time?
_________________________________

-No.

-SPRING: Oh, no.
_________________________________

We were so close,

and now it's all gone.
_________________________________
SUMMER: Who's going to paint

our leaves now?
_________________________________
AUTUMN: The apples and pumpkins

will never grow.
_________________________________
SUMMER: No rolling hills

covered in daffodils?
_________________________________
SPRING: And it took months to harvest

all those seeds!
_________________________________
AUTUMN: Animals waking

from hibernation
_________________________________

will have nothing to eat!
_________________________________

You okay, Tink?
_________________________________

Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine.
_________________________________

I just came hoping to get a quick refill.

I'm going away for a while.
_________________________________

Oh.
_________________________________

-Well, how long you going to be gone?

-Well, actually, forever.
_________________________________

Forever? Well,
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) in that case,

a double scoop.
_________________________________

Forever's a pretty long time, so I hear.
_________________________________

Thanks, Terence.
_________________________________

You know my name?
_________________________________

Well, sure. Why wouldn't I?
_________________________________

I don't know.

I'm just a dust-keeper guy.
_________________________________

I'm not exactly seen as the most

important fairy in Pixie Hollow.
_________________________________

Terence, what are you talking about?
_________________________________

You're probably the most important one

there is!
_________________________________

Without you,

no one would have any magic!
_________________________________

Why, your talent makes you

who you are!
_________________________________

-You should be proud of it! I mean...

-I am.
_________________________________

(STAMMERING) I'd better get going.
_________________________________

(SIRENS WAILING)
_________________________________

(CHATTERING)
_________________________________

FOREMAN: Mr. Commissioner,

we've got the place sealed off.
_________________________________

Quiet! Ladies and gentlemen,

please, quiet!
_________________________________

Listen. After meeting with team owners,

I have decided
_________________________________

that until we can guarantee the health

and safety of our NBA players
_________________________________

there will be no more basketball

this season.
_________________________________

(SHOUTING)
_________________________________

(HORNS HONKING)
_________________________________

(CROWD CHEERING)
_________________________________

Yes.
_________________________________

(GROWLING)
_________________________________

Just get out of my way.
_________________________________

-Ready?

-ALL: Yes!
_________________________________

Let's go.
_________________________________

Are these the best seats?
_________________________________

Like them. Yes.
_________________________________

Can see everything from here.

Very good.
_________________________________

(SNORING)
_________________________________

-Ready to go?

-Yeah, yeah, sure, sure. Riot.
_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________

(IN DEEP VOICE)

Ladies and gentlemen...
_________________________________

the starting lineup for the Tune Squad.
_________________________________

(CHEERING)
_________________________________

Standing 2-foot-4,

The Wonder From Down Under...
_________________________________

the Tazmanian Devil.
_________________________________

At small forward,

standing a scintillating 3-foot-2...
_________________________________

The Heartthrob of the Hoops,

Lola Bunny.
_________________________________

At power forward, The Quackster
of the Courts, Daffy Duck.

_________________________________
DAFFY: Thank you. Thank you.

_________________________________

(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
_________________________________

(MAN COUGHS)
_________________________________

Very funny. Let's all laugh at the duck.
_________________________________

And at point guard, standing 3-foot-3,

4 feet if you include the ears...
_________________________________

co-captain of the Tune Squad...
_________________________________

The Doctor of Delight, Bugs Bunny.
_________________________________

Thank you. Thank you.
_________________________________

And now,
the player-coach of the Tune Squad...

_________________________________

at 6-foot-6, from North Carolina...
_________________________________

His Royal Airness, Michael Jordan.
_________________________________

Who? Is he a Looney Tune?
_________________________________

Uh... Uh, well, perhaps.
_________________________________

-You guys ready?

-I'm set to take it to the rack, Jack.
_________________________________

Those MonStars

will wish they'd never been born.
_________________________________

-Guys, let's just go out and have fun.

-ALL: Yeah!
_________________________________
ANNOUNCER: The challengers

for the Ultimate Game...
_________________________________

all the way from Moron Mountain:

_________________________________
The MonStars.
_________________________________

Go MonStars! Go MonStars!

Go MonStars!
_________________________________

(CROWD BOOING)
_________________________________

(GROWLS)
_________________________________

What are you looking at?
_________________________________

(GROWLS)
_________________________________

(BLANKO CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Cool shoes.
_________________________________

Uh...
_________________________________

Ready?
_________________________________

(HORN BLARES)
_________________________________

I got it, I got it, I got it.

I got the ball. I got the ball.
_________________________________

Yipe!
_________________________________

Ooh.
_________________________________

Way to go, boys.
Did you see the moves on that one?

_________________________________
BANG: Come on, show me something.

Come on, show me something.
_________________________________

-Whoops.

-The duck.
_________________________________
BUPKUS: Yeah, beat up on the duck.

_________________________________

Oh, my.
_________________________________

She was wide open.
_________________________________

(WHISTLE BLOWS)
_________________________________
NAWT: Watch it, coming your way.

Watch out, watch out.
_________________________________
BANG: Get him.

_________________________________

How did he do that?
_________________________________

-Nice shot, Mr. J.

-Hey, hey, come on.
_________________________________
Get back on defense.
_________________________________

Way to go!
_________________________________

Air J! Air J!
_________________________________

(BELL RINGING)
_________________________________

MONSTARS: Red light.
_________________________________

-Feed me. Feed me.

-Feed you? Feed me.
_________________________________

-Bad old putty tat.

-POUND: I'll take that, thank you.
_________________________________

Don't try this at home.
_________________________________

(SINGING)

I wish I was in the land of cott...
_________________________________

You going somewhere?
_________________________________

May I remind you, sir, that physical

violence is patently against the rules.
_________________________________

Yeow! Did you order Original Recipe

or Extra Crispy?
_________________________________

(HORN BLARES)
_________________________________

-Let's go.

-Me?
_________________________________

-Oh, boy. I'm ready. I can do this.

-The mouse? You picked the mouse?
_________________________________

I love basketball.
_________________________________

-I always have. Do you?

-Uh-huh.
_________________________________

-You're big. I bet you're good.

-Right.
_________________________________

I'm small, but I'll try hard to be good.
_________________________________

-Okay. Yeah.

-Really, I will. I always try hard.
_________________________________

My mom says,
"Try your best at everything you do..."
_________________________________

CROWD: Oh!
_________________________________

Try to get by me, doll.
_________________________________

"Doll"?
_________________________________

Don't ever call me "doll."
_________________________________

-Nice shot.

-Thanks, Bugs.
_________________________________

Hmm?
_________________________________

Where's the defense, boy?

I got you right here.
_________________________________

911.
_________________________________

Piece of pie? Pork chop?

Some sorbet, perhaps?
_________________________________

(YELLS)
_________________________________

Half-time.
_________________________________

(HORN BLARES)
_________________________________

Holy putty tat.
_________________________________
BUPKUS: Yeah, man,

we got it going on. One more half.

_________________________________
POUND: Right, man. We got them.

_________________________________

Moron Mountain, here we come.
_________________________________

We're gonna be slaves.
_________________________________

Come on, guys, keep your head up.

Got a whole other half to play.
_________________________________

(CHATTERING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

It's the boss.
_________________________________

ALL: Hello, Mr. Swackhammer.
_________________________________

All right.
_________________________________

Not bad for the first half,

but we gotta keep this up.
_________________________________

No problem. We stole...
_________________________________

We stole talent from the best players
in the NBA.

_________________________________

From the NBA.
_________________________________

(BLABBERING)
_________________________________

Shut up.
_________________________________

(SNIFFS)
_________________________________

I smell something.
_________________________________

(SNIFFS)
_________________________________

Uh, we have been playing really hard.
_________________________________

-Yeah.

-Not you, you idiot.
_________________________________

It's coming from over here.
_________________________________
POUND: That locker.

_________________________________

-Look.

-Aah!
_________________________________

-It's the chubby boy.

-Ah.
_________________________________

It smells like a spy.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

You guys need a publicist?

I can make you big. Ha, ha.
_________________________________

(WHISTLES)
_________________________________

(HUMMING)
_________________________________

(ALL GASPING)
_________________________________

(MEN CHATTERING)
_________________________________

They got guns!
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Man, that is one killer-diller costume!
_________________________________

Hey, gator, can you blow that horn?
_________________________________

Come on. Sit in with us!

We're playing Mardi Gras.
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS EXCITEDLY)
_________________________________

We can't miss this! Little Louis

going to finally play with the big boys!
_________________________________

Naveen, you coming?
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

I'll catch up with you later.
_________________________________

Oh, Evangeline. Why can't I just look

Tiana in the eye and say,
_________________________________

"I will do whatever it takes to make

all your dreams come true because...
_________________________________

"Because I love you"?
_________________________________

Whoa, whoa, whoa, Cap!

You making goo-goo eyes at my girl?
_________________________________

That's it! Put them up! I'm going to

make some shoes out of you!
_________________________________

No, Ray!

I am not in love with Evangeline.
_________________________________

I am in love with Tiana!
_________________________________

Ooh! I knew it, I knew it, I knew it!

You come here, you.
_________________________________

And I can no longer marry

Miss Charlotte LaBouff.
_________________________________

You're going to be happy together!
_________________________________

I'll find another way

to get Tiana a restaurant.
_________________________________

You're going to have

the cutest little tadpoles!
_________________________________

I will get a job.

Maybe two. Maybe three.
_________________________________

I can't wait to tell chére!
_________________________________

No, no, no. I must tell her. Alone.
_________________________________

Right. You rascal!
_________________________________

(BELL CLANGING)
_________________________________
TIANA: Where you taking me?

_________________________________

I just wanted to show you

a little something
_________________________________

to celebrate our last night together

as frogs.
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

All my years no one's ever done

anything like this for me.
_________________________________

(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

It is too much, is it not?

Thank you, Beaux.
_________________________________

I thought it was a nice touch.
_________________________________

Pretend you did not see that.

Please, please, sit down.
_________________________________

-What's this?

-Ta-da!
_________________________________

-You minced.

-I did!
_________________________________

You have had

quite an influence on me,
_________________________________

which is amazing because I have dated

thousands of women and...
_________________________________

No, like two, three, just other women.

And anyway, listen.
_________________________________

You could not be more different,

you know?
_________________________________

You are practically one of the guys.
_________________________________

No, no, no. You are not a guy.

Let me begin again.
_________________________________

I'm not myself tonight.

Tiana! Sorry, that was loud.
_________________________________

-This is a disaster.

-No. It's cute.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

-Tiana, I...

-(GASPS) There it is!
_________________________________

Your restaurant?
_________________________________

Can't you just picture it?

All lit up like the Fourth of July.
_________________________________

-Yes. Jazz pouring out of every window!

-It should be elegant.
_________________________________

But you got to keep it loose, though.

Got to let it swing.
_________________________________

-You know a good ukulele player?

-Really? You'd let me perform?
_________________________________

I'll talk to the owner. Owner says yes.
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

Folks are going to be coming together

from all walks of life
_________________________________

just to get a taste of our food.
_________________________________

Our food?
_________________________________

Huh? Oh, no. My daddy.
_________________________________

We always wanted

to open this restaurant.
_________________________________

He died before he could see it happen.
_________________________________

But tomorrow, with your help,

our dream is finally coming true.
_________________________________

-Tomorrow?

-If I don't deliver that money
_________________________________

first thing tomorrow,

I lose this place forever.
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

Tiana, I love
_________________________________

the way you light up

when you talk about your dream.
_________________________________

A dream that... It is so beautiful, I...
_________________________________

I promise I will do whatever it takes

to make it come true.
_________________________________

(BOAT HOOTING)
_________________________________

CAPTAIN: Port of New Orleans,

all ashore!
_________________________________

I'll go round up the boys.
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

Evangeline,
_________________________________

I've always been so sure about

what I wanted, but now I...
_________________________________

What do I do?
_________________________________

Please tell me.
_________________________________

(MUFFLED GRUNTING)
_________________________________

-I know we're down.

-DAFFY: Yeah. Let's hear the story.
_________________________________

But I've been in this situation

many times before.
_________________________________

We can still win this thing. It's not

over with. We gotta come together.
_________________________________

We gotta believe in ourselves.

We can win this game.
_________________________________
DAFFY: Yeah, right.

That's gonna help us.
_________________________________

(KNOCKING)
_________________________________

(MOANING)
_________________________________

Looks like Stan just had
a close encounter with a bug-zapper.

_________________________________

MonStars. The MonStars.
_________________________________

-DAFFY: Ooh. That's gotta hurt.

-You all right, Stan?
_________________________________

The MonSt...
_________________________________

The MonStars stole the talent

from the NBA players.
_________________________________

(ALL GASP)
_________________________________

(ALL GROAN)
_________________________________

So that's what happened to those guys.
_________________________________

I think we should qui... Forfeit.
_________________________________

-ALL: Yeah.

-I didn't get dragged down here...
_________________________________

just to get my butt whipped by

a bunch of ugly MonStars.
_________________________________

I ain't going out like that.

We're letting them push us around.
_________________________________

(BUGS HUMMING)
_________________________________

We gotta fight them back.

We gotta take it to them.
_________________________________

We gotta get right in their faces.
_________________________________

What do you say?
_________________________________

Are you with me or not?
_________________________________

(SNORING)
_________________________________

Finished? Great speech and all, doc.

You had them riveted.
_________________________________

-But, uh, didn't you forget something?

-What?
_________________________________

Your secret stuff.
_________________________________

(GULPING)
_________________________________

Wow.
_________________________________

Whoa, nice deltoids.
_________________________________

Play along.
_________________________________

Uh, stop hogging it, Mike.

We're your teammates.
_________________________________

Secret stuff?
_________________________________

-DAFFY: Secret stuff?

-You wouldn't hold out on us, would you?
_________________________________

No, I mean,
I didn't think you guys really needed it.

_________________________________

I mean, you're so tough.

You're competitive.
_________________________________

We're also chicken, son. We need it bad.
_________________________________

Hey.
_________________________________

-Uh, I'd like some of that.

-LOLA: Could I have a sip, please?
_________________________________

You know, this goes against everything

they taught me in health class.
_________________________________

Do you want to win or not?
_________________________________

Bottoms up.
_________________________________

-Yummy.

-All right.
_________________________________

How about we go out
and kick some alien butt, huh? Let's go.
_________________________________

-How about it? Ready?

-TUNES: Yeah!
_________________________________

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
_________________________________

Prince Naveen, darling.
_________________________________

You better hurry up. Don't want to be

late for our Mardi Gras wedding.
_________________________________

Um... Getting dressed! Just a few more

minutes, my dearest heart.
_________________________________

Okay, honey lamb.

We'll be waiting in the Packard.
_________________________________

Daddy, start the car!
_________________________________

Oh, my heavens, I'm doomed! Ow!
_________________________________

No, Larry! I'm the one who's doomed.

Unless we get that frog's blood in...
_________________________________

(RUMBLING)
_________________________________

(SHADOWS HOWLING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

We are back in business, boys!
_________________________________

Get your filthy hands off me! Lawrence!
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING) Oh, now hold still,

Your Eminence.
_________________________________

(GROWLING)
_________________________________
BUGS: Coming through.

_________________________________

Bugs.
_________________________________

Special delivery.
_________________________________

(CROWD CHEERS)
_________________________________

Boo!
_________________________________

Eh, nice kaboom, Wile E.
_________________________________

Let's teach them a lesson.
_________________________________

Nice butt.
_________________________________
PORKY: Going up.
POUND: You're mine, fool.

_________________________________

Slammy.
_________________________________

Hello. A little surprise for you,

my friends.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Two points.
_________________________________

Ooh. This will be good.
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(GROWLS)
_________________________________

(YELLS)
_________________________________

-Okay, birdie.

-Uh-oh.
_________________________________

(YELLS)
_________________________________

-MICHAEL: Yes!

-Time out!
_________________________________

(HORN BLARES)
_________________________________

(WHISTLE BLOWS)
_________________________________

Shut up, you little bug.

Get away from me. Powwow.
_________________________________

All right. We're right back in this game.

Come on, now. Let's play tough defense.
_________________________________

(BOAT HOOTING)
_________________________________

ALL: (CHANTING)

Mardi Gras! Mardi Gras!
_________________________________

Ray! Have you seen Naveen?
_________________________________

Look at you. Where the ring at?
_________________________________

What are you talking about?
_________________________________

Well, if Cap didn't say nothing,

I ain't going to say nothing
_________________________________

because old Ray's sealed up

tight as a drum.
_________________________________

-You ain't getting nothing out of me, no!

-Ray.
_________________________________

Okay, Cap not going to marry Charlotte,

he going to marry you!
_________________________________

Soon as he gets himself kissed

and y'all both turn human,
_________________________________

he's going to find a job,

get you that restaurant...
_________________________________

I said too much, didn't I?
_________________________________

You said just enough, Ray!

Thank you, Evangeline.
_________________________________

(RAY LAUGHS)
_________________________________

(LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________

He was trying to propose!

That's what all that fumbling was about!
_________________________________

And here I thought all he wanted

was to marry a rich girl!
_________________________________

(RAY EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

What are we looking for again?
_________________________________

You just keep your eyes out

for the biggest, gaudiest float
_________________________________

with a Mardi Gras princess

about to kiss herself a...
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

A frog.
_________________________________

Dearly beloved,

we are gathered here tonight
_________________________________

in this fine celebration to join together
_________________________________

this prince and this young woman

in holy matrimony.
_________________________________

Oh, no. This can't be right, darling.
_________________________________

And how you can still be a frog?

Mama Odie, she...
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

I know what we seen with our eyes,
_________________________________

but if we just go back that way,
_________________________________

we're going to find out

your fairy tale come true.
_________________________________

Just because you wish for something

doesn't make it true.
_________________________________

It's like my Evangeline always said

to me...
_________________________________

Evangeline is nothing but a star, Ray!
_________________________________

A big ball of hot air

a million miles from here!
_________________________________

Open your eyes now,

before you get hurt.
_________________________________

She just speaking out a broken heart.

That's all that is.
_________________________________

Come on, Evangeline.
_________________________________

We're going to show chére the truth!
_________________________________

If any of you objects to the union

of these two people,
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING WICKEDLY)
_________________________________

speak now or forever hold your peace.
_________________________________

Me! Me! I object!
_________________________________

REVEREND: Do you, Prince Naveen,

take Charlotte to be your wife?
_________________________________

Cap, what you doing, son?
_________________________________

(SHOUTS)
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

REVEREND: ...as you both shall live?
_________________________________

What? I do! Yes, I'm for it.
_________________________________

-Do you, Charlotte LaBouff...

-Is that you, Cap?
_________________________________
NAVEEN: Ray! Get me out of this box!

_________________________________

I can't hear you!

I'm going to get you out this box!
_________________________________

...to keep yourself only unto him,

as long as you both shall live?
_________________________________

Oh, I do.
_________________________________

REVEREND: And so, by the power

vested in me by the state of Louisiana,
_________________________________

I now pronounce you man and...
_________________________________

Prince Naveen!
_________________________________

(GRUNTS ANGRILY)
_________________________________

(CROWD EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

Goodness gracious! Are you all right?
_________________________________

I just need a moment

to compose myself.
_________________________________
CHARLOTTE: Cheese and crackers!

_________________________________
NAVEEN: Lawrence,

why are you doing this?
_________________________________

As payback for

all those years of humiliation.
_________________________________

Get your royal rump back on that

wedding cake and finish this deal!
_________________________________

What's he doing? Stop him!
_________________________________
LAWRENCE: Give it to me!

_________________________________

I've got it! It got me, too.
_________________________________

-Let go of that!

-Stay out of sight!
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Come on. Come on.
_________________________________

(WHISTLING)
_________________________________

(UPBEAT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________

Ray?
_________________________________

Hey, why did you stop?
_________________________________

(LOUIS ROARING)
_________________________________

MAN: He's a real gator!
_________________________________

(RAY SHOUTING IN FRENCH)
_________________________________

Ray?
_________________________________

This proves what we saw

ain't what we thought we saw!
_________________________________

-What is this?

-It's a voodoo hayacall.
_________________________________

The Shadow Man,

he been using it for the...
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

You can't let Shadow Man get this,

no matter what!
_________________________________

Now run, girl! Run!
_________________________________

Don't make me light my butt!
_________________________________

(SHRIEKING)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

I'm going to get you!

I got a lot more of me! Come here, you!
_________________________________

(LAUGHS TRIUMPHANTLY)
_________________________________

Who's next?
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

(SQUISHES)
_________________________________

Ray!
_________________________________

Ray?
_________________________________

Why didn't you get this guy?
_________________________________

-POUND: He's a baseball player.

-Yeah, boss, a baseball player.
_________________________________

Looks like a basketball player to me.
_________________________________

Yeah, me too.
_________________________________

He's the one I want for Moron Mountain.
_________________________________

Hey.
_________________________________

Are you talking to me?
_________________________________

Yeah, I'm talking to you. You want
a piece of me? Come and get it.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
BLANKO: Uh-oh.

_________________________________

What did you have in mind?
_________________________________

How about we

raise the stakes a little bit?
_________________________________

Hmm.
_________________________________

Interesting.
_________________________________

If we win, you give the

NBA players their talent back.
_________________________________

But what if we win?
_________________________________

-If you win?

-Uh-huh.
_________________________________

You get me.
_________________________________

Good deal, boss.
_________________________________

Doc, you think that's a good ide...?
_________________________________
SWACKHAMMER:

You'll be our star attraction.
_________________________________

You'll sign autographs all day long.
_________________________________

And play one-on-one

with the paying customers.

_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

And you'll always lose.
_________________________________

Do we have a deal?
_________________________________

Deal.
_________________________________
NAWT: All right.

_________________________________

(CROWD MURMURING)
_________________________________

I don't think you should have
done that, doc.
_________________________________

I have faith in my team.
_________________________________

Crush them.
_________________________________
POUND: Feeding time, boys.

_________________________________

(BABBLES THEN YELLS)
_________________________________
POUND: Goodbye.

_________________________________

(MICHAEL GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Fore.
_________________________________

(YELLS)
_________________________________

But, Mommy,

I don't want to go to school today.
_________________________________

I want to stay home

and bake cookies with you.
_________________________________

(POUND CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

-LOLA: I'm open, I'm open.

-Lola, Lola, heads up.
_________________________________
LOLA: Oh!
POUND: Belly flop.

_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________
LOLA: Oh, my. Bugs!

_________________________________

-Bugs!

-Is this your man?
_________________________________

(POUND CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Are you okay?
_________________________________

Me? Oh, yeah. I'm fine.
_________________________________

Are you okay?
_________________________________

Oh, Bugs. Thank you.
_________________________________

Aw, it was nothing.
_________________________________

That was the nicest thing anyone's
ever done for me.
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Back off, or I'm going to break this thing

into a million pieces!
_________________________________

(MOANS)
_________________________________

(SOFT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________

Naveen?
_________________________________

Now, isn't this a whole lot better
_________________________________

than hopping around the bayou

for the rest of your life?
_________________________________

Shadow Man.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Got to hand it to you, Tiana.
_________________________________

When you dream, you dream big.
_________________________________

Just look at this place.
_________________________________

Going to be the crown jewel

of the Crescent City!
_________________________________

And all you got to do

to make this a reality
_________________________________

is hand over

that little old talisman of mine.
_________________________________

No. This is not right.
_________________________________

Come on now, darling.

Think of everything you've sacrificed.
_________________________________

-Girl, all you ever do is work.

-I told y'all she wouldn't come.
_________________________________

Think of all those naysayers

who doubted you.
_________________________________

You ain't never going to get enough

for the down payment.
_________________________________

...little woman of your background,

you're better off where you're at.
_________________________________

And don't forget your poor daddy.
_________________________________

-Now that was one hard-working man.

-MAN: See you in the morning, James.
_________________________________
DR. FACILIER: Double,

sometime triple shifts.
_________________________________

(BONES CRACKING)
_________________________________

Never letting on how bone tired

and beat down he really was.
_________________________________

-TIANA: Daddy!

-Hey, babycakes!
_________________________________
DR. FACILIER:

Shame all that hard work
_________________________________

didn't amount to much more

than a busted-up old gumbo pot
_________________________________

and a dream that

never got off the back porch.
_________________________________

But you?
_________________________________

You can give your poor daddy

everything he ever wanted.
_________________________________

Come on, Tiana. You're almost there.
_________________________________

My daddy never did get

what he wanted.
_________________________________

(ALL LAUGHING)
_________________________________

But he had what he needed.
_________________________________

He had love. He never lost sight of

what was really important.
_________________________________

-Easy with that. Careful.

-And neither will I!
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

(LAUGHS MALICIOUSLY)
_________________________________

(TIANA GROANS)
_________________________________

Y'all should have taken my deal.
_________________________________

Now you're going to spend

the rest of your life
_________________________________

being a slimy, little frog.
_________________________________

I've got news for you, Shadow Man.

It's not slime. It's mucus!
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

No! No!
_________________________________

How am I ever going to pay back

my debt?
_________________________________

(VOODOO MASKS VOCALIZING)
_________________________________

Friends.
_________________________________

MASKS: (SINGING) Are you ready?
_________________________________

No! I'm not ready at all!

In fact, I got lots more plans.
_________________________________

Are you ready?

_________________________________
This is just a minor setback

in a major operation.
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

As soon as I whip up another spell,

we'll be back in business!
_________________________________

I still got that froggy prince

locked away!
_________________________________

I just need a little more time.
_________________________________

No, please!
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

Just a little more time!
_________________________________

I promise I'll pay y'all back! I promise!
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Hush

_________________________________
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
_________________________________

(BELL TOLLING)
_________________________________

Prince! Prince Naveen!
_________________________________

Your shy and retiring bride-to-be

is getting antsy!
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
_________________________________

Hello, darling.
_________________________________

(BOTH SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Miss LaBouff! Please, down here!
_________________________________

Allow me to introduce myself.

I am the real Prince Naveen!
_________________________________

(WEAKLY) Of Maldonia.
_________________________________

(GASPS) Did you say "Prince"?
_________________________________

Boys, drag this maggot

down to the parish prison.
_________________________________

I'm completely innocent!

Now, the Shadow Man bamboozled me!
_________________________________

Goodness gracious.

This is so much to absorb.
_________________________________

Let me see if I got this right.
_________________________________

If I kiss you before midnight,

you and Tiana will turn human again?
_________________________________

And then we're gonna

get ourselves married
_________________________________

and live happily ever after, the end!
_________________________________

Yeah, more or less. But remember,
_________________________________

you must give Tiana all the money

she requires for her restaurant.
_________________________________

Because Tiana,
_________________________________

she is my Evangeline.
_________________________________
CHARLOTTE:

Anything you want, sugar.
_________________________________

Pucker up, buttercup.
_________________________________

-TIANA: Wait!

-Tiana?
_________________________________

-Tiana?

-Don't do this.
_________________________________

I have to do this.

And we are running out of time.
_________________________________

I won't let you!
_________________________________

It's the only way to get you your dream!
_________________________________

My dream?
_________________________________

My dream wouldn't be complete
_________________________________

without you in it.
_________________________________

I love you, Naveen.
_________________________________

-Warts and all?

-Warts and all.
_________________________________

(SNIFFLES)
_________________________________

All my life, I read about

true love in fairy tales
_________________________________

and, Tia, you found it!
_________________________________

I'll kiss him. For you, honey.
_________________________________

No marriage required.
_________________________________

(BELL TOLLING)
_________________________________

Oh, my word!

Maybe that old clock's a little fast!
_________________________________

(CHARLOTTE GROANS)
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

I'm so sorry.
_________________________________
LOUIS: Tiana! Naveen!

_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

-NAVEEN: Louis, what is it?

-Shadow Man done laid poor Ray low.
_________________________________

-Ray.

-He's hurting awful bad.
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Hey, chére,
_________________________________

-how come you're still...

-We're staying frogs, Ray.
_________________________________

And we're staying together.
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

(SPEAKS FRENCH)
_________________________________

I like that very much.
_________________________________

Evangeline likes that, too.
_________________________________

Time out.
_________________________________

-(WHISTLE BLOWS)

-(HORN BLARES)
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

PLAYER:

I could have been a contender.
_________________________________

The MonStars. The MonStars.
_________________________________

-PLAYER: I could have had a...

-Clear!
_________________________________

Okay.
_________________________________

-We need a fifth player.

-Hey, coach, listen.
_________________________________

You got any more secret stuff?

I think it's starting to wear off.
_________________________________

It didn't wear off. It was just water.
_________________________________

You guys had the special stuff

inside of you all along.
_________________________________

Yeah, yeah, I knew that.

But listen, you got any more?
_________________________________
LOLA: I'll take some.
PORKY: Yeah, can I have some too?

_________________________________

-Stan?

-Me?
_________________________________

You're in at center.
_________________________________

Just guard the big guy, okay?
_________________________________

Guard him? Guard him? I'll smother him.
_________________________________

I'll be all over him like a cheap suit.

I'll be on him like stink on rice.
_________________________________

I tell you, he's going down.
_________________________________

Michael, over here. Over here.

Over here, I'm open.
_________________________________

Yes!
_________________________________

Ha, ha. Nice sho...!
_________________________________
BANG: Big man pancake.

_________________________________

ALL: Ooh.
_________________________________

(SIREN WAILING)
_________________________________

Let's get him out of here.
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST)
_________________________________

Oh, my.
_________________________________

(CROWD CLAPPING)
_________________________________

How'd he do that?
_________________________________

Aw, anybody could do that, doc.

Even you.
_________________________________

Watch this.
_________________________________

No sweat. This is Looney Tune Land.
_________________________________

Ten seconds to go?

Thanks for telling me, doc.
_________________________________

I hate to be the bearer of bad news,

Your Airness...
_________________________________

but if you don't find a fifth player,

your team will forfeit the game.
_________________________________

-Forfeit?

-Precisely, Sir Altitude.
_________________________________

No way. We'll find someone.
_________________________________

(HUMS FANFARE)
_________________________________

Whoa, whoa, whoa.
_________________________________

I didn't know Dan Aykroyd
was in this picture.

_________________________________

Hey.
_________________________________

Perhaps I could be of some assistance.
_________________________________

That's our fifth guy.
_________________________________

Thanks, Bill. Now you get to

live your dream. Let's go.
_________________________________

-All right.

-All right.
_________________________________

-We need to score two points...

-Here's how I see it.
_________________________________

-Duck.

-Yes.
_________________________________

-Kick it to the bunny down in the post.

-LOLA: Yeah?
_________________________________

You dish it back to the guy bunny.
_________________________________

-Got it.

-You swing it to Mike.
_________________________________

-You go to the hole.

-Bill.
_________________________________

-And dominate.

-We're on defense.
_________________________________

-Oh, yeah.

-Whoa. I don't play defense.
_________________________________

-Typical.

-Gonna have to listen to Mike on this.
_________________________________

Okay. Somebody steal the ball,
_________________________________

get it to me and I'll score

before the time runs out.
_________________________________

Don't lose that confidence. Okay.
_________________________________

-Paws and wings in here. Okay.

-ALL: Yes!
_________________________________

(CHEERING)
_________________________________

This is why I was born.
_________________________________

I thrive on pressure.
_________________________________

-Excuse me, uh, sorry.

-Yo, yo, easy on the trousers, Daf. Easy.
_________________________________

Pardon me. Mr. Murray,

something's really been bugging me.
_________________________________

-Yeah?

-Just how did you get here anyway?
_________________________________

Producer's a friend of mine. Just had

a teamster come and drop me off.
_________________________________

Uh-huh.
_________________________________

Well, that's how it goes.
_________________________________

Hey, you see this, uh, kind

of chunky fellow over here?
_________________________________

(POUND CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Uh-huh.
_________________________________

(WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY)
_________________________________

-Oh. Oh, that's good. Oh, yes.

-Let's do it. You the duck.
_________________________________

Now, let's all play fair. Here.
_________________________________

Yo, spaceman. Don't choke now.
Come on.
_________________________________

It's gut-check time.
_________________________________
BILL: This must be mine. Woo-hoo!

_________________________________

This belongs to me.

I'm going this way. I'm going left.
_________________________________

Whoa! Don't ever trust an Earthling.
_________________________________
LOLA: Mike!

_________________________________
POUND: Get the rabbit. Get the girl.

_________________________________

Come on, come on. I'm open.
_________________________________

I'm op...!
_________________________________

-That's mine.

-Not today.
_________________________________
BUPKUS: Hey.
BLANKO: Bring it on, dude.

_________________________________
BILL: Whoopsie-daisy.

_________________________________

You're mine.
_________________________________

Mike, I'm open!
_________________________________

Never mind.
_________________________________

(GROWLING)
_________________________________

(HORN BLARES)
_________________________________

(CHEERING)
_________________________________

(YELLS)
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

The Tunes win!
_________________________________

That was a nice pass, man.
_________________________________

That was a great stretch

for the basket too.
_________________________________

You know, you really got some skills.

You might be able to play in the NBA.
_________________________________

Thanks, Mike. I'll probably

quote you on that.
_________________________________

But I'm gonna take this opportunity

to retire from the game.
_________________________________

-No, come on.

-No.
_________________________________

No, I'm gonna retire right now.

That's all there is to it.
_________________________________

I'm gonna go out on top,

undefeated and untied.
_________________________________

That's the way it's gonna be.
_________________________________

-You go celebrate with your team.

-Come help us, man.
_________________________________

I'd like to, but I have to ice down my

knees right away, okay?
_________________________________

They're starting to go.
_________________________________

-All right. Goodbye, man.

-All right, see you.
_________________________________

-Are you sure?

-Yes. Definitely sure. Definitely.
_________________________________

-Losers.

-MONSTARS: Sorry.
_________________________________

-Choke artists.

-Sorry again.
_________________________________

Wait till I get you back
on Moron Mountain.
_________________________________

(YELLS)
_________________________________

All right. The party's over.

Get in the spaceship.
_________________________________

Why do you take it from this guy?
_________________________________

Because he's bigger.
_________________________________

He's bigger?
_________________________________

Than we used to be.
_________________________________

What are you doing?
_________________________________

-Wait. What are you doing? Wait.

-POUND: Come here.
_________________________________

(MONSTARS LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(YELLS)
_________________________________

Had it in you all the time, didn't you?
_________________________________

One thing, though.

Pass me the ball, Bugs.
_________________________________

You gotta give my friends

their talent back.
_________________________________

Do we have to?
_________________________________

Yeah, it's part of the deal.

Touch the ball.
_________________________________

Oh, okay.
_________________________________

-BLANKO: Fair is fair.

-There you go. Touch it.
_________________________________

That was so much fun.
_________________________________

I feel so insignificant.
_________________________________

My clothes don't fit.
_________________________________

-What a trip.

-Ha, ha. I'm up for another one.
_________________________________

Can we ask you a favor, Mr. Bunny?
_________________________________

We don't want to go back
to Moron Mountain.

_________________________________

-We hate it up there.

-It stinks.
_________________________________

Um, I was thinking,

could we stay here with you?
_________________________________

ALL: Please.
_________________________________

Oh, brother.
_________________________________

Eh, I don't know if you guys
are looney enough.

_________________________________

Looney enough?
_________________________________

(HUMMING "LOONEY TUNES" THEME)
_________________________________

Michael, do you know what time it is?
_________________________________

Seven-fift... Seven-fift... Quarter past 7.
_________________________________

Exactly. You've got a baseball game
in five minutes.

_________________________________

Okay. Take this.
_________________________________

-Is it safe?

-Yeah, put it in my bag.
_________________________________

Okay. Let's go.
_________________________________

I really enjoyed playing with you guys.
_________________________________

You guys got a lot of, uh...
_________________________________

-A lot of, uh...

-TUNES: Yes?
_________________________________

Well, whatever it is, you got a lot of it.
_________________________________

(CHATTERING AND CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

All right. Gotta go.
_________________________________

-Bugs.

-Eh, Mike.
_________________________________

-Stay out of trouble.

-You know I will.
_________________________________

Come here.
_________________________________

Woo-hoo!
_________________________________

CROWD: (CHANTING)

We want Michael! We want Michael!
_________________________________

The delay is killing us. Where's Michael?
_________________________________

Where is Michael?
_________________________________

Oh, he's not back from his other game.
_________________________________

-What other game?

-Shh.
_________________________________

Uh-uh. What other game?
_________________________________

Ladies and gentlemen...
_________________________________

Michael Jordan.
_________________________________

(CROWD CHEERING)
_________________________________

Guys, we suck.
_________________________________

Yeah, man. My grandmother

plays better than I do.
_________________________________

At least you guys are still tall.

I'm nothing now. Just another short guy.
_________________________________

-You got that right.

-That's the only thing you got right.
_________________________________

-Who's that?

-Who's that?
_________________________________

-SHAWN: I don't know.

-Been getting your butt kicked?
_________________________________

-MUGGSY: Who's that?

-It's Michael Jordan.
_________________________________

-What's up?

-Why are you here?
_________________________________

Don't be embarrassed. Just face it.
_________________________________

You guys stink.
_________________________________

-Come on, Mike. Lighten up.

-I know, man.
_________________________________

You want your games back, huh?

What little games you had to begin with.
_________________________________

-It's hard enough as it is, Mike.

-Give us a break.
_________________________________

I'm gonna regret this.
_________________________________

Stan, give me the ball.
_________________________________

ALL: Oh.
_________________________________

Look at that.
_________________________________

Looks like something from Star Trek.
_________________________________

-Touch it.

-No way, Jose.
_________________________________

Pat, you want your talent back?

You don't have any choice. Just touch it.
_________________________________

-I don't know.

-Don't touch it.
_________________________________

You're gonna walk around with a bad

game for the rest of your career.
_________________________________

Touch the ball.
_________________________________

Careful, Pat.
_________________________________

We've tried everything else.
_________________________________

Come on, Charles. Touch it.
_________________________________

The rest of you guys. Just touch it.
_________________________________

-What was that?

-I liked that, Mike.
_________________________________

Hey, I caught it.
_________________________________
SHAWN:

Look at Muggsy handle the rock.
_________________________________
LARRY: Handle it, baby.

_________________________________

-I can handle that rock again.

-LARRY: That's the old Muggs I know.
_________________________________
PATRICK: Yeah, get height now.

_________________________________

It gave me my powers back.
_________________________________

That wasn't bad.

Let me show you something.
_________________________________

-The Round Mound is back.

-Want to see something?
_________________________________
PATRICK: Oh, man. That felt good.

_________________________________
SHAWN: I got it.
MUGGSY: You got it. Yeah, baby.

_________________________________

Hey, Mike. Why don't you stay,

play some three-on-three with us?
_________________________________

No, I don't think so.
_________________________________

You gonna work on that baseball swing?
_________________________________

Leave the baseball player alone.

He doesn't play basketball anymore.
_________________________________

He probably doesn't even
have it anymore, guys.
_________________________________

Michael, do you hear them?
_________________________________

They don't think
you can play the game anymore.
_________________________________

There's only one way to find out.
_________________________________

(PLAYING SOLEMN TUNE)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________
(ALL GASPING)
_________________________________

(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________

Hey, Cheese.
_________________________________

"Be proud of your talent." What talent?
_________________________________

I couldn't even get

these silly things to work.
_________________________________

Lost things.
_________________________________

That's it!
_________________________________

Attention, everyone!
_________________________________

I'm afraid I have distressing news.
_________________________________

There is no way spring

can come on time.
_________________________________

Months of work was lost,
_________________________________

and it will take us months

to restore it all.
_________________________________

So when the Everblossom

opens tomorrow,
_________________________________

I'm afraid we will not be going

to the mainland for spring.
_________________________________

(ALL MURMURING)
_________________________________

Wait! I know how we can fix everything!
_________________________________

Tinker Bell?
_________________________________

Tinker Bell, I don't think this is...
_________________________________

Just hear me out. Please.
_________________________________

You!
_________________________________

How long does it take you

to paint a ladybug?
_________________________________

I don't know. 10, 15 minutes, I guess.
_________________________________

(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

See? We can build more.

I can show you how.
_________________________________

Making paint, gathering seeds,

we can do it all in no time.
_________________________________

We have to at least try!
_________________________________

Wait a...

Are we really gonna listen to her?
_________________________________

She's the reason we're in this mess

in the first place!
_________________________________

But I can fix it.
_________________________________

Yippee! Tinker Bell's going to save us

with her dopey little doohickeys.
_________________________________

-VIDIA: Hide the squirrels!

-What is your problem, Vidia?
_________________________________

Why do you think

you're so much better than me?
_________________________________

I am better than you, sweetie.

I didn't ruin spring.
_________________________________

At least now I'm trying to help.
_________________________________

Have you ever helped anyone

besides yourself?
_________________________________

Well, I tried to help you!
_________________________________

Maybe I should have told you

to capture the hawk
_________________________________

instead of the thistles!
_________________________________

(ALL GASPING)
_________________________________

Perhaps Tinker Bell was not

the only one responsible.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
_________________________________

It seems to me that

your fast-flying talent is well-suited
_________________________________

to chasing down each and every one

of the thistles.
_________________________________

Me?
_________________________________

Yes. And I expect them all

to be returned to Needlepoint Meadow
_________________________________

as soon as possible.
_________________________________

But that could take forever!
_________________________________

Then I suggest you get started.
_________________________________

Now, Tinker Bell,

are you sure you can do this?
_________________________________

Yes.
_________________________________

Because I'm a tinker. It's who I am.
_________________________________

And tinkers fix things.
_________________________________

But I can't do it alone.
_________________________________

BOTH: Command us, Miss Bell.
_________________________________

-I'll help.

-Show us how, Tink!
_________________________________

-I'll help you.

-Me, too!
_________________________________

Okay, gather up all the twigs you can,

all different sizes, and tree sap.
_________________________________

We need lots of that.

But most importantly,
_________________________________

we need to find lost things.
_________________________________

Okay, what have you got?
_________________________________

-How about this?

-Will this do?
_________________________________

Can you use this fuzzy thing,

Miss Bell?
_________________________________

-Oh, yeah!

-BOBBLE: It's not fuzzy.
_________________________________

-CLANK: Yes, it is.

-No, it isn't.
_________________________________

Twig.
_________________________________

Hammer.
_________________________________

Magnification, please. Thank you.
_________________________________

And that's how you do it!
_________________________________

Now, what do you suppose the...
_________________________________

(BLOWS MELODY)
_________________________________

You smell funny.
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

-I saw it first.

-I bumped into it.
_________________________________
TINKER BELL: Just tie this off here.

_________________________________

So, you just squeeze this,

then let it go, and...
_________________________________

See? Simple!
_________________________________

Now, just put the berries in,
_________________________________

and we'll have plenty of paint

in no time!
_________________________________

(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________

Six, seven and eight.
_________________________________

(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________

You did it, Tinker Bell.

You saved spring.
_________________________________

We all did it.
_________________________________

Queen Clarion? Can't Tink

come with us to the mainland?
_________________________________

Yeah, she's done so much

for everyone.
_________________________________

No, no, you guys, really.

I don't need to go.
_________________________________

Buttercup, it's what you wanted.
_________________________________

It's okay. My work is here.
_________________________________

And I still have so much to do. I gotta...
_________________________________
FAIRY MARY: Not here, you don't!

_________________________________

Well... But I don't...
_________________________________

Surprise, Miss Bell.
_________________________________

We found your tiny dancer!
_________________________________

Actually, I ran across this myself

many seasons ago.
_________________________________

I didn't have a clue what it was

or how to fix it.
_________________________________

But you did, Tinker Bell.

You are quite a rare talent indeed.
_________________________________

And I'd imagine there's a little girl

out there who's missing this.
_________________________________

What do you mean? How...
_________________________________

I think that perhaps

a certain tinker fairy
_________________________________

might have a job to do after all,
_________________________________

on the mainland.
_________________________________

You mean, I...
_________________________________
IRIDESSA: I knew you'd get to go!
FAWN: Oh, Tink!

_________________________________

-We can help, Miss Bell.

-We can help. I'm strong.
_________________________________

I'm so happy for you.

Come on. We gotta go line up.
_________________________________

Thank you, Your Highness.
_________________________________

But how will I find who it belongs to?
_________________________________

You'll know. Now go!
_________________________________

Good heavens.
_________________________________

Thank you.
_________________________________

Tink. Hey,

something to help you on the mainland.
_________________________________

Terence, that's so sweet.
_________________________________

Good luck, Tink.
_________________________________

To the air, fairies! To the air!

The mainland awaits!
_________________________________
NARRATOR: (SINGING) Come away

with me now to the sky
_________________________________

Up over the hills and the sea
_________________________________

Far beyond where our memories lie

_________________________________
To a place where I'm free to be me

_________________________________
Oh gather ye now one and all

_________________________________
No matter what all ye may do

_________________________________
Let the stars fill your soul

when the moon cradles all
_________________________________

So to yourself be true
_________________________________

The blanket of snow is all gone
_________________________________

Each flower waits for the sun
_________________________________

And the whispering tears of the rain
_________________________________

Holds promise for everyone
_________________________________

Then come away with me friends
_________________________________

No matter where you call your home

_________________________________
With a light in our hearts

We will never part
_________________________________

Fairies to the north!
_________________________________

Fairies to the south!
_________________________________

To the east and west!
_________________________________

Deep in the forest we go
_________________________________

The creatures are all fast asleep
_________________________________

Wake up, sleepyheads!

Come on! There you go. Good squirrel.
_________________________________

With a kiss and a wink

we will waken our souls

_________________________________
While always their safety we'll keep

_________________________________
And then, then we'll dance

through the night

_________________________________
Till the sunbeams sparkle at dawn

_________________________________
And away we will go

Like last winter's snow

_________________________________
Soon our work will be done

_________________________________
Oh gather ye now one and all

_________________________________
No matter what all ye may do
_________________________________

Let the stars fill your soul

when the moon cradles all
_________________________________

So to yourself be true
_________________________________

Oh gather ye now one and all
_________________________________
No matter what all ye may do

_________________________________
Let the stars fill your soul

when the moon cradles all

_________________________________
So to yourself be true
_________________________________

(WHISTLES)
_________________________________

So to yourself be true
_________________________________

(MELODY PLAYING)
_________________________________

(GIGGLING)
_________________________________

Mummy! Guess what, guess what!
_________________________________
MRS. DARLING: Yes, Wendy.

What is it, darling?
_________________________________
NARRATOR: A fairy's work is

much more than,

_________________________________
at first, it might appear.

_________________________________
You did it!
_________________________________

Suppose your broken clock ticks,

though it hasn't in a year.
_________________________________

(CHIMING)
_________________________________

Perchance you find a toy you lost,

or jingling bells you hear.
_________________________________

It all means that

one very special fairy might be near.
_________________________________

And so by the power vested in me,
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

I now pronounce y'all frog and wife.
_________________________________

Get to it, Hop-along!

Give your lovely bride some sugar!
_________________________________

BUTTERFLY: Congratulations.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING IN DELIGHT)
_________________________________

This going to be good!
_________________________________

Like I told y'all,

kissing a princess breaks the spell.
_________________________________

Once you became my wife,

that made you...
_________________________________

A princess.

You just kissed yourself a princess.
_________________________________

And I'm about to do it again.
_________________________________

(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMING EXCITEDLY)
_________________________________

(DOWN IN NEW ORLEANS

(FINALE) PLAYING)
_________________________________

(GROWLING)
_________________________________

(SINGING) In the south land,
there's a city

_________________________________
Way down on the river

_________________________________
Where the women are very pretty
And all the men deliver

_________________________________
They got music, it's always playing

_________________________________
Start in the daytime
Go all through the night

_________________________________
And when you hear that music playing

_________________________________
Hear what I'm saying
make you feel all right

_________________________________
Who would have thought the prince

would've had a younger brother!
_________________________________

How old did you say you were?
_________________________________

I'm six and a half.
_________________________________

Well, I've waited this long.
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Grab somebody, come on down

_________________________________
Bring your paintbrush
We're painting the town

_________________________________
There's some sweetness going around

_________________________________
Dreams do come true

_________________________________
In New Orleans

_________________________________
ANNOUNCER:

The Chicago Bulls welcome back...
_________________________________

Michael Jordan!
_________________________________

What's the matter, Bill?
_________________________________

Larry, that could have been me.
_________________________________

Will you get off that kick? It's over.

It's done with. You can't play.
_________________________________

Okay.
_________________________________

Let's go, Bulls.
_________________________________

Well, that's all, folks.
_________________________________

That's my line.
_________________________________

Step aside, babe. Let a star do this.
_________________________________

That's all...
_________________________________

That's all, folks.
_________________________________

Can I go home now?
_________________________________

(FLY TO YOUR HEART PLAYING)
_________________________________

(SINGING) Watch all the flowers

dance with the wind

_________________________________
Listen to snowflakes

whisper your name

_________________________________
Feel all the wonder lifting your dreams
_________________________________

You can fly
_________________________________

Fly to who you are
_________________________________

Climb upon your star
_________________________________

You believe you'll find your wings
_________________________________

Fly to your heart
_________________________________

Touch every rainbow painting the sky
_________________________________

Look at the magic glide

through your life
_________________________________

A sprinkle of pixie dust circles the night
_________________________________

You can fly
_________________________________

Fly to who you are
_________________________________

Climb upon your star
_________________________________

When you believe

you'll find your wings
_________________________________

Fly
_________________________________

Everywhere you go
_________________________________

Your soul will find a home
_________________________________

You'll be free to spread your wings
_________________________________

Fly
_________________________________

You can fly
_________________________________

To your heart
_________________________________

Rise to the heights of all you can be

_________________________________
Soar on the hope of marvelous things

_________________________________
Fly to who you are

_________________________________
Climb upon your star

_________________________________
When you believe

you'll find your wings
_________________________________

Fly
_________________________________

Everywhere you go

_________________________________
Your soul will find a home

_________________________________
You'll be free to spread your wings

_________________________________
Fly

_________________________________
You can fly

_________________________________
To your heart

_________________________________
(NEVER KNEW I NEEDED PLAYING)
_________________________________

For the way you changed my plans
_________________________________

For being the perfect distraction
_________________________________

For the way you took the idea that I had
_________________________________

Of everything that I wanted to have

_________________________________
And made me see
there was something missing

_________________________________
Oh, yeah

_________________________________
For the ending of my first begin
_________________________________

And for the rare and unexpected friend
_________________________________

For the way you're something
that I'd never choose
_________________________________

But at the same time
something I don't wanna lose
_________________________________

And never wanna be
without ever again
_________________________________

You're the best thing
I never knew I needed
_________________________________

So when you were here
_________________________________

I had no idea
_________________________________

You're the best thing
I never knew I needed

_________________________________
So now it's so clear
_________________________________

I need you here, always
_________________________________

My accidental happily ever after

_________________________________
The way you smile
and how you comfort me
_________________________________

With your laughter
_________________________________

I must admit
you were not a part of my book
_________________________________

But now if you open it up
and take a look

_________________________________
You're the beginning
and the end of every chapter

_________________________________
You're the best thing
I never knew I needed

_________________________________
So when you were here

_________________________________
I had no idea
_________________________________

You're the best thing
I never knew I needed
_________________________________

That I needed
_________________________________

So now it's so clear

_________________________________
I need you here, always

_________________________________
Who knew that I could be
_________________________________

Who knew that I could be
_________________________________

So unexpectedly
_________________________________

So unexpectedly
_________________________________

Undeniably happy
_________________________________

With you right here,
right here next to me
_________________________________

'Cause you're the best thing
I never knew I needed

_________________________________
Said I needed
_________________________________

When you were here

_________________________________
I had no idea
_________________________________

You're the best thing
I never knew I needed

_________________________________
So now it's so clear

_________________________________
I need you here, always

_________________________________
Now it's so clear
_________________________________

I need you here always
_________________________________