Disney NeverEnding Chronicles (2018 Part 3) - Subtitles (en)

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Imagining in June 2018

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I sure hope Pinocchio
and Geppetto are okay.

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Yeah, hopefully
they landed safely somewhere.

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Riku...

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I think my magic is as
good as Donald's now.
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No way! Not in a million years.
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Why don't you go see Merlin?
Work more on your magic.
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JIMINY: (SINGING)
When you wish upon a star
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Makes no difference who you are
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Anything your heart desires
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Will come to you
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If your heart is in your dream
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No request is too extreme
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When you wish upon a star
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As dreamers do
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Like a bolt out of the blue
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Fate steps in and sees you through
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When you wish upon a star
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Your dreams
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Come true
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CHIP: Hiya, Sora.
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There's a tournament being
held at the Coliseum.
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A tournament?
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DALE: It's called the Pegasus Cup.
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I hear there's a great
reward for the winner.
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Oh, another summon gem?
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Let's help this little one.
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Here we go!
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Bibbity bobbity boo!
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Dumbo.
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If you find any more of these
stones, bring them to me.
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100 Acre Wood Part 4
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Look, Pooh.
Something is floating this way.

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I think you're right, Piglet.
What could it be?

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Why, it looks like Eeyore!
Hello, Eeyore, if it is you.

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Hello, Pooh. Yes, it's me.
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Could you pull me out? That is,
if it's not too much trouble.
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Of course, you don't have
to if you don't want to.

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Thank you, Pooh. Thank you, other you.
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You know, floating along out there,
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it seemed like something was missing...
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And something's still missing.

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Why, Eeyore's tail is gone!
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Is that what's missing?

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Let's see... Yep, lost it again.
Wonder where it went this time.
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It's not much of a tail,
though I'm sort of attached to it.
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But I don't know why anybody'd look
for it. Probably won't find it anyway...

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Sora, why don't we
all look for Eeyore's tail?

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OWL: Lost something?

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Searching from a high place
is the quickest way to find it!

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Owl, can you fly up high
and help us find Eeyore's tail?

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Sorry, but my eyes aren't
what they used to be.
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Too much reading, you know.
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But I can offer good advice!
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Of course, you don't have
to if you don't want to.
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See that swing up there?
Take Pooh there.
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You're a bit too big for the swing,
but Pooh should fit nicely.
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I'll tell you more when you get there.

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Here's what to do.
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First, get ready to push.

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How?

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Like this.

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Like this?

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Then press R1 to give Pooh a push.

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How's this?

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Not bad, not bad! Here's the next step.
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Press R1 before he swings
back to the bottom.
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If you time it right, Pooh will
swing higher and higher. Try it!
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I'll help you with the timing.
Press R1 when I spread my wings.
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Push too soon, Pooh won't go any
higher. Push too late, he'll go too high.

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EEYORE: Hmm? That looks familiar.

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How's it looking?

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There we go.

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It's not much of a tail, but it's mine.
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Thanks, everyone.

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I wish we could put the Hundred
Acre Wood back the way it was, too!
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SORA: Pinocchio?
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PINOCCHIO: Hey, it's Sora!
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GEPPETTO: Well, hello, Sora!
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How did you get here?
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A man named Leon helped us.
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He even got us this house to live in.
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I don't know how
I'll ever repay his kindness.
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Say, I hear you three are
fighting the Heartless.
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I thought I might be able
to help you, so I made this.
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For us?
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GEPPETTO: But of course!
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Pinocchio and I can't thank you enough!
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We'll do anything we can to help you.
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Ah, Sora. Look what
I've cooked up this time!
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There you go.
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If Pinocchio becomes a real boy,
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I'm sure he'll be just like you.
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I'm being good,
even without Jiminy's help.
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(ELECTRICAL CRACKLING)
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(ZAPPING AND CRACKLING)
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So you want some
of my electricity, do you?

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(SNICKERING)
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Well, for once, the rich
white man is in control.

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I have two buttons behind this desk.
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One will supply your town with
power, the other releases the hounds.

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Reach me, make me your brother.
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The hospital's generator
is about to give out.

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Lives will be lost!
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Lives... lost. Go on.
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We got a convict we were going to

fry tomorrow, but now we can't.
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Tempting... Tempting.
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Look, all our reasons mean nothing.
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Just look into your heart

and you'll find the answer.
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(APU SCREAMING)
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BURNS: First door on the right.
APU: Thank you.

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-(ALL SCREAMING)

-(HOUNDS BARKING)
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What? This isn't the way
I pictured Alaska at all!

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Oh, that's better.
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Homer!
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-(TIRES SCREECHING)

-(ALL SCREAMING)
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Well, at least my poster didn't get torn.
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(FINGERS SQUEAK

AGAINST GLASS)
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(GASPING)
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(GRAND ORCHESTRAL

THEME SWELLS)
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Welcome to Alaska.
Here's a thousand dollars.
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Well, it's about time, but why?
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We pay every resident

a thousand dollars
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to allow oil companies to

ravage our state's natural beauty.
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I'm home.
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Oh, thanks.
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(LUSH ORCHESTRAL

THEME PLAYING)
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What are you doing, Bart?
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Eh, just passing the time.
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(CLAP ECHOING)
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(CLAP ECHOING)
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(CLAPPING)
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Aw. My boy loves Alaska

so much, he's applauding it.
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-Lisa, why aren't you clapping?

-But, Dad...
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Clap for Alaska.
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(CLAPPING)
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(DEEP RUMBLING)
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Huh?
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(HOMER SCREAMING)
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(SNOW CRUNCHING)
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Well, Marge, we're separated

from the kids by a wall of snow.
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All my dreams are coming true.
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(DISNEY-STYLE

ORCHESTRATION PLAYS)
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(BIRDS SINGING)
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(CHORUS VOCALIZING MELODY)
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(FABRIC TEARING)
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(BIRDS TWEETING)
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(WHISTLES)
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(SCREECHES)
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(FABRIC TEARING)
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(ORCHESTRATION CONTINUES)

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(BREATHING HEAVILY)

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(VOICES SPEAKING ATLANTEAN)

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(GASPS)

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(SIGHS)

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(CRASHING)

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Hey, wait!

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Who are you? Where are you going?

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Come back!

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(GRUNTING)

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Hey, wait a minute!

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(ECHOING) Who are you?

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Sweet mother of Jefferson Davis!

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It's beautiful.

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Milo, I gotta hand it to you.

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You really came through.

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I take that back.

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Holy cats! Who are these guys?

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-They gotta be Atlanteans.

-What? That's impossible!

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I seen this back in the Dakota.

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They can smell fear

just by looking at ya.

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So, keep quiet.

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(SPEAKING ATLANTEAN)

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I think it's talking to you.

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(SPEAKING ATLANTEAN)

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Parlez-vou français?

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Oui, monsieur!

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They speak my language!

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Pardon, mademoiselle.

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Ah, voulez-vous... (WHISPERING)

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-Ooh!

-(APPLAUDS) Ooh, I like her.

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(SCOFFS) 'Bout time someone hit him.

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I'm just sorry it wasn't me.

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(SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGES)

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How do they know all these languages?

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Their language must be

based on a root dialect.

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It's just like the Tower of Babel.

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Well, maybe English

is in there somewhere.

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We are explorers

from the surface world.

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We come in peace.

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Welcome to the city of Atlantis.

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Come. You must speak

with my father now.

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Squad "B," head back

to the shaft and salvage what you can.

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OFFICER: Yes, sir!

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ROURKE: We'll rendezvous

in 24 hours.

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OFFICER: Let's move it. You heard him.

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(GIGGLES)

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I'm so excited!

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(SCREECHING)

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MILO: Now,

what's really amazing is that

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if you deconstructed Latin,

you overlaid it

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with a little Sumerian,

throw in a dash of Thessalonian,

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you'd be getting close to

their basic grammatical structure.

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Or at least you'd be

in the same ballpark...

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-Someone's having a good time.

-Like a kid at Christmas.

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Commander, there were

not supposed to be people down here.

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This changes everything.

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This changes nothing.

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Take that, Mr. Harcourt!

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(SPEAKING ATLANTEAN)

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ROURKE: Your Majesty?

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On behalf of my crew,

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may I say it is an honor

to be welcomed to your city.

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(CLEARS THROAT)

Excuse me? Commander?

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You presume much

to think you are welcome here.

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Oh, sir, we have come

a long way looking for...

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I know what you seek,

and you will not find it here.

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Your journey has been in vain.

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But we are peaceful explorers,

men of science.

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(CHUCKLING)

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And yet you bring weapons.

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Our weapons allow us to remove

obstacles we may encounter.

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Some obstacles cannot be

removed with a mere show of force.

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Return to your people.

You must leave Atlantis at once.

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Oh, Your Majesty, be reasonable.

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-Sir...

-Not now, son.

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Trust me on this.

We better do as he says.

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May I respectfully request

that we stay one night, sir?

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That would give us

time to rest, resupply,

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and be ready to travel by morning.

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Hmm. Very well. One night.

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That is all.

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Well, thank you, Your Majesty.

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(GASPS)

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(SIGHS)

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Mmm. Your heart has softened, Kida.

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A thousand years ago,

you would have slain them on sight.

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A thousand years ago,

the streets were lit,

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and our people did not

have to scavenge for food

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at the edge of a crumbling city!

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The people are content.

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They do not know any better!

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We were once a great people.

Now we live in ruins.

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The kings of our past would weep

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if they could see how far we have fallen.

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-Kida.

-If these outsiders

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can unlock the secrets of our past,

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perhaps we can save our future.

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What they have to teach us

we have already learned.

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Our way of life is dying.

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Our way of life is preserved.

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Kida, when you take the throne,

you will understand.

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(SNIFFING)
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(SNIFFING)
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(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
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Oh!
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(CHUCKLING)
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(CORK POPPING)
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WOMAN: Champagne!
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(PEOPLE EXCLAIMING)
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What are you doing?
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(SIGHING)
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I'm hungry.

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I don't know where I am,
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and I don't know
when I'll find food again.

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Remy, you are better than that.
You are a cook.

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A cook makes. A thief takes.
You are not a thief.

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But I am hungry.

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(CHUCKLES)
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Food will come, Remy.

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Food always comes
to those who love to cook.

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(SNIFFING)
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-You think I am playing?

-You don't have the guts.

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(GUNSHOT)
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(WOMAN EXCLAIMING)
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(BARKING)
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Paris?
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(CHUCKLING) All this time
I've been underneath Paris?

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Wow.

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It's beautiful.

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The most beautiful.

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Gusteau's? Your restaurant?
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You've led me to your restaurant.

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It seems as though I have. Yes.
There it is! I have led you to it!

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I got to see this.

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HORST: Ready to go on table seven.

COLETTE: Coming around.

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LALO: One order of steamed pike up.

MAN: Coming up.
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LAROUSSE: I need
more soup bowls, please.

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COLETTE: I need two rack of lamb.
I need more leeks.

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I need two salmon, three
salade composee, and three filet.

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LAROUSSE: Three orders
of salade composee working.

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Firing two orders, seared salmon.

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Three filet working. I need plates.

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HORST: Fire seven.

MAN: Three salade composee up.

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COLETTE: Don't mess with my mise!
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LAROUSSE: Open down low.

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MAN: I'm getting buried here.

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Hello, Chef Skinner.
How your night be now?

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HORST: Bonjour, chef.

LAROUSSE: Hello, Chef Skinner.

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-Evening, chef.

-WAITER: Ordering deux filet.

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Hey, boss, look who is here.

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Alfredo Linguini, Renata's little boy.

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-Hi.

-All grown up, eh?
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You remember Renata,
Gusteau's old flame?

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(CHUCKLING)
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-Yes. How are you...

-Linguini.

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Yes, Linguini. So nice of you to visit.
How is...

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-My mother?

-Renata.

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-Yes, Renata. H?

-Good.

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Well, not... She's been better. I mean...

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She died.

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Oh.

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I'm sorry.

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Oh, don't be. She believed in heaven,
so she's covered.

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You know, afterlife-wise?
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(TITTERS)
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-What's this?

-She left it for you.

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I think she hoped it would help me,
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you know, get a job here.

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But of course.
Gusteau wouldn't hesitate.

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Any son of Renata's is more than...

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Yes, well, we could file this
and if something suitable opens up...

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We have already hired him.

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What? How dare you hire someone
without my...

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We needed a garbage boy.

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Oh, garbage. Well...

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I'm glad it worked out.

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Uh...

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(GULPS)
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I can't believe it.
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A real gourmet kitchen,
and I get to watch.

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You've read my book.
Let us see how much you know, huh?

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Which one is the chef?
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Oh! Uh...

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-Oh, that guy.

-Very good.

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Who is next in command?
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The sous chef. There.

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The sous is responsible for the kitchen
when the chef's not around.

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Saucier, in charge of sauces.
Very important.

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Chef de partie, demi chef de partie,
both important.

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Commis, commis, they're cooks.
Very important.

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You are a clever rat. Now, who is that?
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Oh, him? He's nobody.

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Not nobody. He is part of the kitchen.

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No, he's a plongeur or something.

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He washes dishes or takes out
the garbage. He doesn't cook.

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-But he could.

-(SNICKERING) Uh, no.

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How do you know?
What do I always say?

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Anyone can cook.

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Well, yeah, anyone can.
That doesn't mean that anyone should.

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(CHUCKLING) Well,
that is not stopping him. See?
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What is he doing?
No. No! No, this is terrible!

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(STUTTERING)
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He's ruining the soup.
And nobody's noticing?
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It's your restaurant. Do something.

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What can I do?
I am a figment of your imagination.

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But he's ruining the soup!
We got to tell someone that he's...

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(GASPING)
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COLETTE: Table five coming up,
right now.

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(GASPS)
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LALO: Coming down the line.

COLETTE: Set.

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Ah!
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COLETTE: Hot! Open oven!
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(PANTING)
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Ah!
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HORST: Coming around.

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Ooh!
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COLETTE: Oui, chef.
One filet mignon, three lamb, two duck.

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HORST: Fire those souffles
for table six, ja.

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-COLETTE: Five minutes, chef.

-Oh, God.

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Tonight,
I'd like to present the foie gras.

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It has a wonderful finish.

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-REMY: Ooh!

-Ah!
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Hmm.

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(GROANS)
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HORST: Ready to go on table seven.
Come on! Let's go!

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WAITER: Oui, chef.

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(VOMITING)

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(SNIFFING)
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(GRUNTING INDECISIVELY)
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(BUBBLING GENTLY)
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Remy! What are you waiting for?
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Is this going to become a regular thing
with you?
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You know how to fix it.
This is your chance.

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(BELL DINGS)
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(GASPS)
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The soup! Where is the soup?
Out of my way.

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Move it, garbage boy!
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You are cooking?
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How dare you cook in my kitchen?
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Where do you get the gall
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to even attempt something
so monumentally idiotic?
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I should have you drawn
and quartered!
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I'll do it. I think the law is on my side.

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(PLEADING)
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Larousse, draw and quarter this man
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after you put him in the duck press
to squeeze the fat out of his head.

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-What are you blathering about?

-(STUTTERING) The soup!
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Soup?
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Stop that soup!
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No!
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(PIANO PLAYING SOFTLY)
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Waiter.

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(EXCLAIMS)
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Linguini!
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You're fired!
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F-I-R-E-D! Fired!
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She wants to see the chef.

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(STUTTERING) But he...

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(CLEARING THROAT)
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-What did the customer say?

-It was not a customer. It was a critic.

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-Ego?

-Solene LeClaire.

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-LeClaire? What did she say?

-She likes the soup.

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-Wait.

-What do you mean, "Wait"?

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You're the reason I'm in this mess.

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(SHUSHING)
Someone is asking about your soup.

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What are you playing at?

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(STAMMERING)
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Am I still fired?
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-COLETTE: You can't fire him.

-What?
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LeClaire likes it, yeah?
She made a point of telling you so.

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If she write a review to that effect
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and find out you fired
the cook responsible...

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-(SCOFFS) He's a garbage boy.

-Who made something she liked.

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How can we claim to represent
the name of Gusteau
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if we don't uphold
his most cherished belief?
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And what belief is that,
Mademoiselle Tatou?
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Anyone can cook.

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Perhaps I have been a bit harsh
on our new garbage boy.

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He has taken a bold risk
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and we should reward that,
as Chef Gusteau would have.

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If he wishes
to swim in dangerous waters,

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who are we to deny him?
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(CLEARING THROAT)
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-You were escaping?

-Oh, yeah.

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Since you have expressed
such an interest in his cooking career,

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you shall be responsible for it.

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(TITTERING)
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Anyone else?
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Then back to work.

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You are either very lucky
or very unlucky.

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You will make the soup again,
and this time, I'll be paying attention.

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Very close attention.

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They think you might be a cook.
But you know what I think, Linguini?

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I think you are a sneaky,
overreaching little...

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(GASPS)
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Rat!
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(EXCLAIMING)
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-Rat!

-HORST: Get the rat.

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Linguini. Get something to trap it.

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HORST: It's getting away.
Get it, get it, get it.

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-What should I do now?

-Kill it.

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-Now?

-No, not in the kitchen. Are you mad?
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Do you know what would happen to us
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if anyone knew
we had a rat in our kitchen?

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They'd close us down.

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Our reputation is hanging by a thread
as it is.

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Take it away from here. Far away.
Kill it. Dispose of it. Go!

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Whoa!
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Doh!
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(REMY PANTING)
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Don't look at me like that!
You aren't the only one who's trapped.

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They expect me to cook it again!
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I mean, I'm not ambitious.
I wasn't trying to cook.

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I was just trying to stay out of trouble.

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You're the one who was getting fancy
with the spices!
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What did you throw in there? Oregano?
No? What? Rosemary?
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That's a spice, isn't it? Rosemary?
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You didn't throw rosemary in there?
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Then what was all the flipping
and all the throwing the...

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(SIGHING)
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I need this job. I've lost so many.

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I don't know how to cook, and now
I'm actually talking to a rat as if you...

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(GASPS)
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Did you nod?
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Have you been nodding?
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You understand me?
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So I'm not crazy!
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Wait a second, wait a second.

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I can't cook, can I?
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But you...
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You can, right?
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Look, don't be so modest.
You're a rat, for Pete's sake.

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Whatever you did, they liked it.

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Yeah. This could work.

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Hey, they liked the soup!
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(SCREAMING)
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They liked the soup.
Do you think you could do it again?

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Okay, I'm going to let you out now.

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But we're together on this. Right?
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Okay.

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(CHUCKLING)
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(SIGHS)
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(SOFT PATTERING APPROACHING)
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(GRUNTING)
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(EXCLAIMING)
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So this is it.

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I mean, it's not much, but it's,
you know...

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Not much.
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It could be worse.

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There's heat and light
and a couch with a TV.

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So, you know, what's mine is yours.

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Are you...
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Is this a dream?
_________________________________

The best kind of dream.
_________________________________

One we can share.

_________________________________
(SNORING)
_________________________________

But why here?
_________________________________

Why now?
_________________________________

Why not here?
_________________________________

Why not now?
_________________________________

What better place to dream
than in Paris?

_________________________________
_________________________________

-So, how'd it go?

-Well,

_________________________________

the King and his daughter

don't exactly see eye to eye.

_________________________________

She seems to like us okay,

but the King...

_________________________________

I don't know. I think

he's hiding something.

_________________________________

Well, if he's hiding something,

I want to know what it is.

_________________________________

-Someone needs to talk to that girl.

-I will go!

_________________________________

-Someone with good people skills.

-I will do it!

_________________________________

-Someone who won't scare her away.

-I volunteer!

_________________________________

Someone who can speak the language.

_________________________________

For the good of the mission, I will go!

_________________________________

Good man, Thatch.

Thanks for volunteering.

_________________________________

(BAWLING)

_________________________________

Go get 'em, tiger.

_________________________________
-(PHONE RINGS)

-Deavor here.
_________________________________

This is Elastigirl.
_________________________________
I'm in.
_________________________________

Mr. Deavor, it's wonderful...
_________________________________

but it's too generous.
_________________________________

Nonsense!
It's the least we could do.
_________________________________

We're partners now!
_________________________________

Can't have my partners living in a motel.
_________________________________

(STAMMERS) But whose house?
Is it a house?
_________________________________

WINSTON: It's my house.
I have several.
_________________________________

I'm not using that one.

Stay as long as you need.
_________________________________

I don't know what to say.
_________________________________

How about "thanks"?
_________________________________

This is our new house?
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Okay, easy, tiger.

It's being loaned to us.
_________________________________

(GROANS) This is homey.
_________________________________

BOB: Look at this place.
_________________________________

Deavor bought it from
an eccentric billionaire...
_________________________________

who liked to come and go

without being seen...
_________________________________

so the house has multiple hidden exits.
_________________________________

Good thing we won't stand out.
_________________________________

Wouldn't want to attract
any unnecessary attention.
_________________________________

DASH: It's got a big yard!
_________________________________

Isn't this a bit much?
_________________________________

Near a forest!
_________________________________

Would you rather be at the motel?
_________________________________

-DASH: And a pool!
-(SPLASH)
_________________________________

What exactly is Mom's new job?
_________________________________

The important thing is
we're out of the motel.

_________________________________

I like Mom's new job!
_________________________________

(GASPS) Oh, ho, ho!
_________________________________

-BOB: Whoa.
-(BOTH CHUCKLE)
_________________________________
Whoa.
_________________________________

Well, check out the water features.
_________________________________
(HELEN CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
-(CHUCKLES) Oh!
-Wow.
_________________________________

Wicked cool!
_________________________________
(BOB CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

-Hey! Dash! Stop it!
-(GROANS)
_________________________________

-ELASTIGIRL: Not the couch! Stop it!
-No! Dash!
_________________________________
-(GRUNTING)
-BOB: Stop!
_________________________________
-Don't touch the buttons!
-DASH: The couch!
_________________________________
HELEN: Dash!
BOB: No!
_________________________________
-(WHIMPERS)
-BOB: No, no!
_________________________________
HELEN: Oh, no.
Oh, boy.
_________________________________

ELASTIGIRL: This isn't me.
(STAMMERING)
_________________________________
(JACK-JACK COOING)
_________________________________

I'm not all dark and angsty.
_________________________________

I'm Elastigirl.
_________________________________

I'm, you know, flexible.

_________________________________

E designed this?
_________________________________

No, some guy named
Alexander Galbaki.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING)
Glad it's you and not me,
_________________________________

'cause you're gonna hear from her.

_________________________________
This note came with it.
_________________________________

What?
_________________________________
(DOOR BEEPS)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________

A new Elasticycle.
_________________________________

Elasticycle?
I didn't know you had a bike.
_________________________________

Hey, I had a mohawk.
_________________________________
There's a lot about me you don't know.
_________________________________

Yeah, but...
A mohawk?
_________________________________

Ah, you didn't miss anything.
_________________________________
(POWERING UP)
_________________________________

Oh, yeah!
This one's electric.
_________________________________

-What's that mean?

-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________

Means it's torque-y.
I'll get the hang of it.
_________________________________

You will be great.
_________________________________

I will be great.
And you will, too.

_________________________________

We will both be great.

_________________________________
Bye, sweetie.
_________________________________
(ELASTIGIRL WHOOPS)
_________________________________
(LAUGHING IN DELIGHT)
_________________________________
(WHOOPING)
_________________________________

Wait a minute!
_________________________________
-Is that Elastigirl?

-I think that's Elastigirl.

_________________________________
-Hey, Elastigirl!
-(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________

MAN: Marry me, Elastigirl!
_________________________________

WINSTON:
♪ Here comes, Elastigirl

_________________________________
♪ Stretching her ♪
_________________________________
(LAUGHS) No theme songs
_________________________________
or I'll turn this bus right around!
_________________________________

Look at that.
_________________________________
New Urbem.
_________________________________

You wanna make a big

crime fighting statement...
_________________________________

you go where the crime is big.
_________________________________

Strange thing to be
excited about, Winston.
_________________________________

It's like a superhero's playground!

_________________________________

(MOANS)
_________________________________

-Dr. Flora!

-Oh, dear. Not another one.
_________________________________

-This is insane.

-Insane.
_________________________________

There's just not enough food

left on the island!
_________________________________

No way we can make double quota

before Hopper comes.
_________________________________

Well, we have to try, Thorny.

We don't have any choice.
_________________________________

Yeah, I know.
_________________________________

Hey, look who's playing lookout again.

Little Speck!
_________________________________

The name is Dot.
_________________________________

Well, Spot, you still looking for Flik?
_________________________________

Forget it, Dot.

That loser's never coming back.
_________________________________

Flik! He did it! He did it!
_________________________________

What? Quit shoving!
_________________________________

This is it! This is Ant Island!
_________________________________
DOT: Flik! Over here! Flik! Flik!

_________________________________

-Hey!

-DOT: He did it! He did it! He did it!
_________________________________

-He did it!

-Cool!
_________________________________

At the rate these leaves are dropping,

we're gonna need a miracle.
_________________________________

That's right! We need a miracle!
_________________________________

(DRONING BUZZ)
_________________________________

Run for your lives!
_________________________________

Ta-da!
_________________________________

(BIRD CAWING IN DISTANCE)
_________________________________

(GASPS) Once again,

our reputation precedes us.
_________________________________

Hey, everybody! Hey! I'm back!
_________________________________

Hey, guys! Hey! Look. Look!

Look who's here with me!
_________________________________

Flik! Flik! Flik! You're back!

I knew you could do it!
_________________________________

ANT 1: Flik?

ANT 2: It's Flik!
_________________________________

ANT 3: What?

ANT 4: Yeah.
_________________________________

ANT 3: No, it's not Flik.

ANT 5: Flik?
_________________________________

-Flik has returned!

-He's back?
_________________________________

And he's accompanied

by savage insects!
_________________________________

What? How? He wasn't supposed

to actually find someone!
_________________________________

Oh, look at this. Look at this.

This is great. Look.
_________________________________

-Oh, my ticker!

-So, what are you supposed to be?
_________________________________

He's a stick, stupid.

You hit bugs with him.
_________________________________

-That's an oversimplification.

-That's right, kids. Like this!
_________________________________

No! Put me down! Oh!
_________________________________

Hey!
_________________________________

My, you just pop

right open there, don't you?
_________________________________

KIDS: Ooh! Wow!
ROSIE: Kids, he's kind of ticklish.

_________________________________

(DIM LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Let's come on out. Careful.
_________________________________

(RUMBLING)
_________________________________

(KIDS SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Well, my boy, you came through.
_________________________________

Aphie and I are very impressed.
_________________________________

Princess Atta! Hey!
_________________________________

Hey, guys, this is Princess Atta!

She's the one that sent me to find you!
_________________________________

-Did you see that really big bug?

-He looks absolutely ferocious!
_________________________________

-They're our ticket out of this mess!

-They came just in time!
_________________________________

So, Princess Atta, what...

What do you think?
_________________________________

No, no, no, wait!

This was not supposed to happen.
_________________________________

Mayday, mayday. We're losing the job.
_________________________________

We don't fight grasshoppers.
_________________________________

-We don't, but they will.

-Bingo!
_________________________________

We got to sweeten the deal.
_________________________________

Your Majesty, ladies and gentlemen,
_________________________________

boys and girls of all ages,
_________________________________

our troupe here guarantees

a performance like no other!
_________________________________

Why, when your grasshopper friends

get here, we are gonna
_________________________________

knock them dead!
_________________________________

These folks are sure

hard up for entertainment.

_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(IN ASTONISHMENT) Whoa!
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

(ALARMS BLARING)
_________________________________

(WHOOSHING)
_________________________________

EVE.

_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

(BEEPS)
_________________________________

(M-O WARBLING)
_________________________________

(M-O WARBLES)
_________________________________

(BEEPS)
_________________________________

(WARBLES)
_________________________________

M-O: Foreign contaminant.

_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

Uh-oh.

_________________________________

(MECHANICAL WHIRRING)
_________________________________

M-O: Foreign contaminant.

WALL-E: Whoa!
_________________________________

(YELPS IN SURPRISE)
_________________________________

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

_________________________________

M-O: Huh?
_________________________________

(MECHANICAL BUZZING)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

(CHATTERING)
_________________________________

(ALARM BLARING)
_________________________________

(BLEEPING)
_________________________________

(BUZZING)
_________________________________

(CHATTERS INQUIRINGLY)
_________________________________

(WALL-E BEEPS)
_________________________________

(M-O CHATTERING ANGRILY)
_________________________________

(M-O BUZZING)
_________________________________

(M-O SCREAMS IN FRUSTRATION)
_________________________________

(SIREN WAILING)
_________________________________

(M-O YELPS)
_________________________________

(BEEPING)
_________________________________

(CONFUSED BEEP)
_________________________________

(BEEPING)
_________________________________

(ALARM BLARING)
_________________________________

(BEEPING)
_________________________________

(SIREN WAILING)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

EVE!
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

(WARBLES IN CONFUSION)
_________________________________

Foreign contaminant.

_________________________________

(CHATTERING IN CONFUSION)
_________________________________

(BLEEPING)
_________________________________

(BUZZES)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

(WARBLING)

_________________________________

(CRYING)
_________________________________

Oh, it's all right, Barbie. You'll be okay.

_________________________________

Well, Molly and I have been
growing apart for years.

_________________________________

It's just... I can't believe
she would throw me away!
_________________________________

Welcome to the club, toots.

_________________________________

Okay, everyone, listen up. We can get
back to Andy's, but we gotta move fast.

_________________________________

We'll hide under the seats
till we get back home.

_________________________________

Get it through your vinyl noggin,
Woody.

_________________________________

Andy doesn't want us anymore.

_________________________________

He was putting you in the attic!
_________________________________

He left us on the curb!
_________________________________

-All right, calm down! Both of you!

-Okay, fine. Fine.

_________________________________

Just wait till you see
what daycare's like.

_________________________________

-Why? What's it like?

-Daycare is a sad, lonely place
_________________________________

for washed-up old toys
who have no owners.

_________________________________

(BAWLING)
_________________________________

-Quite the charmer, aren't ya?

-WOODY: Oh, you'll see.

_________________________________

As soon as we get to daycare,
you'll be begging to go home.

_________________________________

(THUD)

_________________________________

Can anyone see anything?
_________________________________
JESSIE: (GASPS)

There's a playground!
_________________________________
BUZZ: Wow!

_________________________________

We hit the jackpot, Bullseye!
_________________________________
HAMM: So much for sad

and lonely, huh?
_________________________________

Okay. Calm down, guys.
Let's just keep this in perspective.

_________________________________

Perspective? This place is perfect.

_________________________________

Woody, it's nice! See?
The door has a rainbow on it.

_________________________________

(BUZZING DOOR OPEN)
_________________________________

-Hey there!

-BONNIE'S MOM: Wow!
_________________________________

Haven't seen you in ages.

_________________________________

I just wanted to drop these old toys off.

_________________________________

Is this Bonnie? Look how big you are.

_________________________________

-BONNIE'S MOM: Say hi, sweetie.
-Hi.

_________________________________
BONNIE'S MOM: Hey, how are

your kids? Molly and Andy?
_________________________________
ANDY'S MOM: Not kids anymore.

Andy's going to college on Friday.

_________________________________

-BONNIE'S MOM: What?

-Can you believe it?
_________________________________

-You sure they won't miss these?

-No, they never get played with.

_________________________________

EVE.

_________________________________

(DOORS OPENING)
_________________________________

(MACHINERY DRONING)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS IN SURPRISE)
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

(GROANING IN DISAPPOINTMENT)
_________________________________

(HORNS HONKING)
_________________________________

(CRASHING)
_________________________________

(WALL-E WARBLING)
_________________________________

(ROBOT EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

(ROBOT WARBLES WARNING)
_________________________________

(MACHINERY CLANGING)
_________________________________

(BEEPS)
_________________________________

EVE!
_________________________________

I've been in my cabin all morning,
_________________________________

so let's hover over to the driving range

and hit a few virtual balls into space.

_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

No, we did that yesterday.

I don't want to do that.

_________________________________

-Well, then what do you want to do?

-I don't know. Something.

_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
_________________________________

Look, I'm tired of having
the same argument over and over.

_________________________________

(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
_________________________________

Bot, over here.

_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

MAN: I'm in a tunnel. I can't hear you.

WOMAN: There you are.

_________________________________

FEMALE LOUDSPEAKER VOICE:
Buy N Large.
_________________________________

Everything you need to be happy.
_________________________________

Your day is very important to us.

_________________________________
Hey, drink-bot.

_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS QUESTIONINGLY)
_________________________________

Here, take the cup. Hey, take the cup!
_________________________________

-Whoa!

-WALL-E: Uh-oh.

_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

(BUZZER BUZZING)
_________________________________

STEWARD-BOT:
Please remain stationary.
_________________________________

A service-bot will be here
to assist you momentarily.

_________________________________
Stewards! Hello!
_________________________________

-Please remain stationary.

-Help.

_________________________________

A service-bot will be here
to assist you momentarily.
_________________________________

(HYDRAULICS WHINING)
_________________________________

What's that? What's going on?
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

WALL-E.

_________________________________

Uh...

_________________________________

-John.

-EVE?
_________________________________

Uh, no. John.

_________________________________

EVE!
_________________________________

Bye, WALL-E.

_________________________________

NANNY-BOT: "A" is for Axiom,
your home sweet home.
_________________________________

"B" is for Buy N Large,
your very best friend.

_________________________________
FEMALE LOUDSPEAKER VOICE:
Mmm!
_________________________________

Time for lunch in a cup.

_________________________________
(ALL SLURPING)
_________________________________

Feel beautiful.

_________________________________
-It's the new you. Stunning.

-You look great.

_________________________________

-I know, honey. Men.

-Men.

_________________________________

FEMALE LOUDSPEAKER VOICE:
Attention, Axiom shoppers. Try blue.

_________________________________
It's the new red.
_________________________________

BOTH: Ooh!
_________________________________

(BEEPING)
_________________________________

WOMAN: Love blue.

_________________________________

WOMAN: Date?
_________________________________

(SCOFFS) Don't get me started
on the date.

_________________________________

Every holo-date I have been on
has been a virtual disaster.

_________________________________

If I could just meet one,
one who wasn't so superficial.

_________________________________

There are no good men out there.

_________________________________

(WALL-E MURMURING)
_________________________________

I know. I know because I've...

_________________________________

What the...

_________________________________

WALL-E: Whoa!
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

Yoo-hoo. WALL-E.

_________________________________

Uh...

_________________________________

-Mary.

-EVE.

_________________________________

Huh? Oh!
_________________________________

Oh! Oh. Um, sure. You go ahead.
_________________________________

EVE.

_________________________________

(WHIRRING)
_________________________________

Shade!
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

I didn't know we had a pool!

_________________________________

-You see any kids?

-(GASPS) Where is she taking us?
_________________________________

(CHILDREN CHATTERING SOFTLY)
_________________________________
JESSIE: Look!
MR. POTATO HEAD: Wow!

_________________________________

What? What is it?
_________________________________

(BOTH ROARING)
_________________________________

No, no, no.

_________________________________

What's the matter with you?
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS) I can't see!
_________________________________

(BELL RINGING)
_________________________________

Okay, everyone. Recess. Come on!
_________________________________

CHILDREN: Yay!
_________________________________
HAMM: So now what do we do?
WOODY: We go back to Andy's.

_________________________________

Anyone see an exit?
_________________________________
MR. POTATO HEAD: Exit, shmexit.

Let's get played with.

_________________________________
BUZZ: Careful. These toys might be

jealous of new arrivals.

_________________________________

-I want to see!
-HAMM: Hey!
_________________________________

-Rex!

-It's my turn!
_________________________________

New toys!
_________________________________

(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________

Well, howdy! Glad to meet ya.

_________________________________

Buzz Lightyear at your service.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Oh. Thank you. May I?
_________________________________

Ooh! (LAUGHS)
_________________________________

The claw!
_________________________________

(TOY TRUCK HONKING)
_________________________________

Well, hello there.
I thought I heard new voices.

_________________________________

Welcome to Sunnyside, folks.
I'm Lots-o'-Huggin' Bear.

_________________________________

But please call me Lotso.

_________________________________

Buzz Lightyear. We come in...

_________________________________

(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

First thing you gotta know about me,
I'm a hugger.

_________________________________

Oh, look at you all. You've been
through a lot today, haven't ya?
_________________________________

Oh, it's been horrible.

_________________________________

Well, you're safe now.
We're all castoffs here.

_________________________________

We been dumped, donated,
yard-saled, secondhanded
_________________________________

and just plain thrown out.
But just you wait,
_________________________________

you'll find being donated was the
best thing that ever happened to ya.

_________________________________

(WOODY SCOFFS)
_________________________________

Mr. Lotso, do toys here
get played with every day?
_________________________________

All day long. Five days a week.

_________________________________

But what happens
when the kids grow up?
_________________________________

Well, now, I'll tell ya.

_________________________________

When the kids get old,
new ones come in.

_________________________________

When they get old,
new ones replace them.

_________________________________

You'll never be outgrown or neglected,
never abandoned or forgotten.

_________________________________

No owners means no heartbreak.

_________________________________

Yee-haw!
_________________________________

-It's a miracle.

-And you wanted us to stay at Andy's.

_________________________________

Because we're Andy's toys!
_________________________________

So you got donated by this Andy, huh?
_________________________________

Well, it's his loss, Sheriff.
He can't hurt you no more.

_________________________________

-Whoa, whoa, no, no, no...

-Now, let's get you all settled in.

_________________________________

Ken? Where is that boy?
Ken? New toys!
_________________________________

Far out! Down in a jiff, Lotso.

_________________________________

So, who's ready for Ken's dream tour?
_________________________________

Let's show our new friends
where they'll be staying.

_________________________________

Folks, if you want to step
right this way...

_________________________________

(DRAMATIC ROCK BALLAD PLAYING)
_________________________________

Hi, I'm Ken.

_________________________________

Barbie. Have we ever met?
_________________________________

Uh-uh.

_________________________________

-I would've remembered.

-(GIGGLES)
_________________________________

-Love your legwarmers.

-Nice ascot.

_________________________________

Come on, Ken.
Recess don't last forever.

_________________________________

Right on, Lotso. This way, everybody.

_________________________________

(GIGGLING)
_________________________________

You got a lot to look forward to, folks.

The little ones love new toys.

_________________________________

-What a nice bear.

-And he smells like strawberries.

_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

Folks, if I can share,
here at Sunnyside, we've got,
_________________________________

well, just about anything
a toy could ask for.

_________________________________

Spare parts, superglue,
_________________________________

and enough fresh batteries
to choke a Hungry Hungry Hippo.

_________________________________

-Think you're gettin' old?

-JESSIE: Wow.

_________________________________
LOTSO: Well, stop your worryin'.

_________________________________
KEN: Our repair spa will keep you

stuffed, puffed, and lightly buffed.

_________________________________

(SNEEZES)
_________________________________

And this, well, this is where I live.

_________________________________

It's Ken's Dream House.
It has a disco, it's got a dune buggy.

_________________________________

And a whole room
just for trying on clothes.

_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

You have everything!
_________________________________

Everything except
someone to share it with.

_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

You need anything at all,
you just come talk to me. Here we are.

_________________________________

(GURGLES)
_________________________________
LOTSO: Well, thank you, Big Baby.

_________________________________

Why don't you come meet
our new friends?
_________________________________

Poor baby. We were thrown out
together, me and him.

_________________________________

Abandoned by the same owner.

_________________________________

But we don't need owners
at Sunnyside.

_________________________________

We own ourselves.
We're masters of our own fate.

_________________________________

We control our own destiny.

_________________________________

(EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

Watch out for puddles.

_________________________________

And here's where
you folks'll be stayin'.

_________________________________

The Caterpillar Room.

_________________________________
JESSIE: Look at this place.
MR. POTATO HEAD: Wow!

_________________________________
HAMM: Holy moly guacamole.

_________________________________
MR. POTATO HEAD: Jackpot, baby.

(WHISTLES)
_________________________________

-Whoa, puppy!

-Hello.

_________________________________

-Hello.

-Hello.

_________________________________

(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING)
_________________________________

It's so beautiful!
_________________________________

(TINKLING)
_________________________________

What the... Oh. Hey, little guy.
_________________________________

How long's it been
since you all got played with?
_________________________________

It's been years.

_________________________________

Well, just you wait.
In a few minutes, that bell's gonna ring,
_________________________________

and you'll get the playtime
that you've been dreamin' of.

_________________________________

Play! Real play! I can't wait!
_________________________________

Now, if you'll excuse us,
we best be headin' back.

_________________________________

Welcome to Sunnyside, folks.
_________________________________

-Thank you.

-Take care, pinky.

_________________________________

-Goodbye, Mr. Lotso. Thank you.

-HAMM: Thank you, buddy boy.

_________________________________

-Will I see you again?

-Oh, I'll see you tonight
_________________________________

in my dreams.

_________________________________

Ken, let's get a move on.

_________________________________

Barbie, come with me.
Live in my dream house.

_________________________________

I know it's crazy. I know we just met.

Heck, you don't know me from G.I. Joe,
_________________________________

but when I look at you,
I feel like we were...

_________________________________

-Made for each other.

-...made for each other.

_________________________________

(BOTH GASP)
_________________________________

-Yay!

-Yes.

_________________________________

-LOTSO: Ken?
-Coming, Lotso.

_________________________________

(BOTH GIGGLING)
_________________________________
BARBIE: This is so exciting!

_________________________________

(GURGLES)
_________________________________

(CHILDREN CHATTERING OUTSIDE)
_________________________________
HAMM: Sounds like kids to me.

_________________________________

Oh, I want to get played with.
Why can't time go faster?
_________________________________

How many you reckon are out there?
_________________________________
MRS. POTATO HEAD:

They sound so sweet.

_________________________________

(SIGHING)
_________________________________

Look, everyone, it's nice here, I admit.

_________________________________

But we need to go home.

_________________________________

We can have
a whole new life here, Woody.

_________________________________

A chance to make kids happy again.

_________________________________

-Why don't you stay?

-Yeah, Woody. Stay with us.

_________________________________

-Come on, Woodster!

-You'll get played with.

_________________________________

-I can't. No.

-Stay here.

_________________________________

-You can make a new kid happy.

-No, no. Guys, really. No!
_________________________________

I have a kid. You have a kid. Andy!
_________________________________

And if he wants us at college,
or in the attic,
_________________________________

well, then, our job is
to be there for him.

_________________________________

Now, I'm going home.
_________________________________

Anyone who wants to join me
is welcome. Come on, Buzz.

_________________________________

Buzz?
_________________________________

Our mission with Andy
is complete, Woody.

_________________________________

What?
_________________________________

And what's important now
is we stay together.

_________________________________

We wouldn't even be together
if it weren't for Andy!
_________________________________

Look under your boot, Buzz.
You, too, Jessie.

_________________________________

Whose name is written there?
_________________________________

Maybe Andy doesn't
care about us anymore.

_________________________________

Of course he does.
He cares about all of you!
_________________________________

He was putting you in the attic. I saw.

_________________________________

You can't just turn your back
on him now!
_________________________________

Woody, wake up! It's over!
Andy is all grown up!
_________________________________

Okay, fine. Perfect.

_________________________________

I can't believe how selfish you all are.

_________________________________

So this is it?
After all we've been through.

_________________________________

(BULLSEYE PANTING)
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

Bullseye, no. You need to stay.

_________________________________

Bullseye, no, I said, "Stay!"
_________________________________

(BULLSEYE WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

(SIGHS) Look,
_________________________________

I don't want you left alone
in the attic, okay? Now, stay.

_________________________________
BONNIE'S MOM: Bonnie?

_________________________________

Bonnie?
_________________________________

I gotta go.

_________________________________
BONNIE'S MOM: Bonnie, you in here?

_________________________________

(CLICKING)
_________________________________

(TYPING-BOT BEEPING)
_________________________________

(WALL-E SQUEAKS)
_________________________________

(ELEVATOR DINGS)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(ELEVATOR DINGS)
_________________________________

(WHIRRING)
_________________________________

(BEEPING)
_________________________________

(BEEPING)
_________________________________

(WHOOSHING)
_________________________________

AUTO:
Captain, you are needed on the bridge.

_________________________________

(CAPTAIN SNORING)
_________________________________

(SNORING)
_________________________________

(ALARM BEEPING)
_________________________________

(MUTTERING DREAMILY)
_________________________________

(PUT ON YOUR
SUNDAY CLOTHES PLAYING)
_________________________________

(YELPS) All hands on deck!
_________________________________

BEAUTICAN-BOT: Morning.

_________________________________

Just a trim?
_________________________________

...find adventure in the evening air
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

BEAUTICIAN-BOT: Uh-huh.
_________________________________

I see. I know, honey. I know.

_________________________________

I'm good, I am good.
You look gorgeous.

_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

(BEEPS)
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

...horsedrawn open cars

_________________________________
(WALL-E WARBLING)
_________________________________

(YAWNING)
_________________________________

(THE BLUE DANUBE PLAYING)
_________________________________

-AUTO: Sir?

-Coffee.

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(ELECTRICAL BUZZING)
_________________________________

(SLURPING)
_________________________________

Sir, the annual...

_________________________________

(TIREDLY) Protocol, Auto.
First things first.

_________________________________

Computer, status report.

_________________________________

(WHOOSHING)
_________________________________

-Mechanical systems.

-COMPUTER: Unchanged.
_________________________________

-Reactor core temperature.

-Unchanged.
_________________________________

-Passenger count.

-Unchanged.
_________________________________

-Regenerative food buffet.

-Unchanged.
_________________________________

-Jacuzzi pH balance.

-Unchanged.
_________________________________

-Atmospheric conditions.

-Unchanged.
_________________________________

-AUTO: Captain.

-Laundry service volume.

_________________________________

-Unchanged.

-Okay, Auto.

_________________________________

-Sir, the annual reconnaissance...

-12:30!
_________________________________

Auto, why didn't you wake me
for morning announcements?

_________________________________
(WHOOSHING)
_________________________________

Honestly, it's the one thing
I get to do on this ship.

_________________________________

Well, good morning, everybody,
_________________________________

and welcome to day 255,642
aboard the Axiom.
_________________________________

As always, the weather is a balmy
72 degrees and sunny and...
_________________________________

Oh, I see the ship's log is showing

that today is our 700th anniversary
_________________________________

of our five-year cruise.
_________________________________

Well, I'm sure our forefathers would be
proud to know that 700 years later
_________________________________

we'd be doing the exact same thing
they were doing.

_________________________________
Fore!
_________________________________

So, be sure next mealtime
to ask for your "free
_________________________________

(ENUNCIATING) "septuacentennial
cupcake in a cup."
_________________________________

Wow, look at that!
_________________________________

Also today we have a...

_________________________________

(BEEPING)
_________________________________

Hey, Auto, what's that flashing button?
_________________________________

Captain, Probe One
has returned positive.

_________________________________

Positive?
_________________________________

(POWERING UP)
_________________________________

EVE.

_________________________________

(SLOWLY) But no probe's
_________________________________

ever come back positive before.

_________________________________

(BEEPING)
_________________________________

(ALARM BLARING)
_________________________________

(JINGLE PLAYING)
_________________________________

Buy N Large
_________________________________

Greetings and congratulations,
Captain.
_________________________________

If you are seeing this,
_________________________________

that means your
Extraterrestrial Vegetation Evaluator,
_________________________________

or EVE probe, has returned from Earth
_________________________________

with a confirmed specimen
of ongoing photosynthesis.
_________________________________

That's right. It means it's time
to go back home.
_________________________________

Home? We're going back?
_________________________________

Now that Earth has been restored
to a life-sustaining status,

_________________________________
by golly,
we can begin Operation Recolonize.

 _________________________________
(WARBLES)
_________________________________

Simply follow
this manual's instructions
_________________________________

to place the plant
in your ship's holo-detector
_________________________________

and the Axiom will immediately

navigate your return to Earth.

_________________________________
-It's that easy.

-Huh!
_________________________________

Now, due to the effects of microgravity,
_________________________________

you and your passengers
may have suffered some
_________________________________

slight bone loss.

_________________________________
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
_________________________________

But I'm sure a few laps
around the ship's jogging track
_________________________________

will get you back in shape in no time.

_________________________________
We have a jogging track?
_________________________________

If you have any further questions,
_________________________________

just consult your operation manual.
_________________________________

See you back home real soon.

_________________________________
"Operate Manuel."
_________________________________

Uh...

_________________________________

Manuel, relay instructions.

_________________________________

Manuel?
_________________________________

Wow. Will you look at that?
_________________________________

CAPTAIN: Let's see.

_________________________________

(MUMBLES DISMISSIVELY)
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

EVE.

_________________________________

WALL-E!
_________________________________

(ELECTRIC WHINING)
_________________________________

(WARBLING UNINTELLIGIBLY)
_________________________________

EVE.

_________________________________

(WARBLING UNINTELLIGIBLY)
_________________________________

CAPTAIN: Well, let's open her up.

_________________________________

"Step one.
Voice command, 'Confirm acquisition.'"

_________________________________
COMPUTER: Confirm acquisition.

CAPTAIN: Ooh!
_________________________________

Voice authorization required.
_________________________________

-Uh...

-CAPTAIN'S VOICE: Uh...
_________________________________

COMPUTER: Accepted.
_________________________________

(BEEPING)
_________________________________

Ooh.

_________________________________

(EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

-(STAMMERING) Where's the thingy?

-AUTO: Plant.

_________________________________

Plant. Right. Right. Where is it?

_________________________________
Maybe we missed a step.

_________________________________

-Show me how you change...

-Plant.

_________________________________

-CAPTAIN: Okay.

-WALL-E.

_________________________________

WALL-E!
_________________________________

(WALL-E WARBLES)
_________________________________

-EVE?

-Plant!
_________________________________

CAPTAIN: Why don't you
scan her to be sure?
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

AUTO: Contains no specimen.

Probe's memory is faulty.

_________________________________

-So then, we're not going to Earth?

-Negative.

_________________________________

I guess things go back to normal, huh?
_________________________________

Correct, Captain.

_________________________________

-Well, false alarm!

-COMPUTER: False alarm.

_________________________________
The probe must be defective.

_________________________________

(SIGHS IN FRUSTRATION)
_________________________________

GO-4, send her to the repair ward,
_________________________________

and have them run diagnostics on her.
Make sure she's not...

_________________________________

Ah!
_________________________________

WALL-E.

_________________________________

Have, uh, WALL-E cleaned.

_________________________________

WALL-E: Yoo-hoo!
_________________________________

EVE.

_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS STERNLY)
_________________________________

(WALL-E MOANS)
_________________________________

Analyze.

_________________________________

COMPUTER: Analysis.
Foreign contaminant.

_________________________________
Substance is a three-phase system
_________________________________

composed of various combinations
of naturally derived solids.

_________________________________
(YAWNS)
_________________________________

Subject is most commonly referred to
as soil, dirt, or earth.
_________________________________

"Earth"?
_________________________________

Hmm.

_________________________________

Define "earth."
_________________________________

Earth, the surface of the world
_________________________________

as distinct from the sky or sea.

_________________________________
Wow.

_________________________________

Define "sea."
_________________________________

Sea, an expanse of salt water
_________________________________

that covers most of the Earth's surface
and surrounds its landmasses.

_________________________________

(BOTH CHATTERING)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(WHISTLING)
_________________________________
WOODY: Come on. Come on.

Oh, no, no.

_________________________________

(STOPS WHISTLING)
_________________________________

What... What the heck?
_________________________________

Now, that's better.

_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

-BONNIE'S MOM: Bonnie!

-Bluebells, cockleshells...

_________________________________
BONNIE'S MOM: There you are.

Come on, honey. It's time to go home.

_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

Oh! No, no, no, no!

_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

(YELLS)
_________________________________
VOICE BOX: Reach for the sky!

_________________________________

Bluebells, cockleshells. Eenie, miny...

_________________________________
VOICE BOX: You're my favorite deputy.

_________________________________
-BONNIE'S MOM: Bonnie!

-Coming!
_________________________________

(GROANS) Great.
_________________________________

_________________________________

(HORN HONKING WEAKLY)

_________________________________
This is the big one.

_________________________________

-We've got two days to do or die.

-(HONKING)

_________________________________
Dodger, you keep an eye

on the new kid. Show him the ropes.
_________________________________

I don't wanna put any
undue pressure on you,
_________________________________

but, as you march off to do your duty,

_________________________________
-I want you to keep one thing in mind.

-(CRASH)
_________________________________

Dead men do not buy dog food!

_________________________________
So, big smiles and get out there,

_________________________________
and fetch!
_________________________________

-(ENGINE STARTS)

-(ALL COUGHING)
_________________________________

All right. If Mr. Sykes don't see

some cold, hard cash soon,
_________________________________

we are Doberman chow.
_________________________________

Come on.
_________________________________

We'll start on Columbus Avenue.
_________________________________

-What kind of work do we do, anyway?

-Investment banking, man.
_________________________________

(GRUNTS) Didn't you read about us

in the Wall Street Journal?
_________________________________

-Really?

-Yes. Captains of industry.
_________________________________

Gosh! Can I be one too?
_________________________________

Hey, when you got your pals,

you got all ya need.
_________________________________

Okay, Dodge.

_________________________________

We gotta clean you up, child,

and give you some on-the-job training.

_________________________________

(SINGING)

Ooo, yeah, now listen up
_________________________________

You got a lot to learn
_________________________________

And if you don't learn you don't eat

_________________________________
(YELPS)
_________________________________

But if you're tough

and always use your head
_________________________________

You'll feel right at home on the street
_________________________________

When you got talent
Everything is free
_________________________________

Watch how we do things
Ooo, I guarantee
_________________________________

You're gonna see how the best survive
_________________________________

We make an art out of staying alive
_________________________________

If you do just as you're told
_________________________________

These are streets of gold
_________________________________

Every boulevard is a miracle mile
_________________________________

You'll take the town

and you'll take it with style

_________________________________
(GROWLING)

_________________________________
(GROWLING)

_________________________________

If you play it brave and bold

_________________________________

(YELPING)

_________________________________

These are streets of gold

_________________________________

-(YAPPING)

-(LAUGHING)

_________________________________

-(ALL GRUNTING)

-Hello? What have we here?

_________________________________

-TITO: All right! A chauffeur shuffle!

-Listen up.

_________________________________
Einstein, gimme a fender bender
at two lights.
_________________________________

Tito. You're in charge of electronics.

Rita and I'll work the crowd. Francis...
_________________________________

I know. My public awaits.
_________________________________

Hey, but what about me? What do I do?
_________________________________

DODGER: You help Tito.

_________________________________
All right! Come on, gato.

Uncle Tito will show you how it's done.

_________________________________

Ready? Go!
_________________________________

JENNY: Winston, listen to this.
_________________________________

"After a little sightseeing,

we left Paris by car
_________________________________

"for the con, confer..."
_________________________________

-Conference, Jennifer.

-Oh, yes. Conference.
_________________________________

"In Rome on Wednesday.
_________________________________

"Jenny, I'm afraid your father

and I won't be able to make it..."
_________________________________

Is there anything wrong, Jenny?
_________________________________

Are your parents all right?
_________________________________

-They're staying longer.

-Oh, don't worry.
_________________________________

I'm sure they'll be home
for your birthday.
_________________________________

No. (SIGHS)
_________________________________

-(HORN HONKING)

-(BANGING)
_________________________________

-What was that?

-I... I don't know.

_________________________________
-But... But now, don't be alarmed.

-(HORN HONKS)
_________________________________

- I'll be right back.

-Run, Sparky. Go find Bumper.
_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________

(MOANING)
_________________________________

WINSTON: Why me? Today of all days.
_________________________________

Hey, check it out, man. Beep, beep.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Hey, forget Fagin, man.

Let's take this baby to Atlantic City.
_________________________________

What have I done? Poor thing.
_________________________________

WOMAN: You oughta be

ashamed of yourself!
_________________________________

WINSTON: I'm sure he's just fine.
_________________________________

WOMAN: Harming that poor...
_________________________________

WINSTON:

Probably just a little stunned.
_________________________________

Run along, little fellow.

Go on, now. Shoo.
_________________________________

(MOANING)
_________________________________

-Hey, Tito. What can I do?

-Well, uh...
_________________________________

Why don't you be a lookout, man?

Yeah, that's it. Be a lookout.
_________________________________

Okay. What is a lookout?
_________________________________

Ay! Look, just look out the window.
_________________________________

Make sure it's still daylight, okay?
_________________________________

-(TITO GRUNTING)

-(WINDOW SLIDING DOWN)
_________________________________

Hey. Hey, Tito.

Tito, there's somethin' back there.

_________________________________
Hey, stop hasslin' me, man.

I only got one more wire, okay?

_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

But... But...
_________________________________

-(CAR STARTS)

-(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

What's goin' on here?
_________________________________

Let's get outta here!

_________________________________

Oh, you poor kitty.

Here. Let me help you.
_________________________________

(PANTING) Jenny, are you all right?
_________________________________

Where's the kid?
_________________________________

(COUGHING)

He must still be in the car, man.
_________________________________

RITA: Oh, that poor little kid.
_________________________________

You were supposed
to keep an eye on him, Tito!
_________________________________

(COUGHING) Yeah.
_________________________________

Well, it's hard to watch anything

when you're getting barbecued, man.
_________________________________

What are we gonna do, Dodge?
_________________________________

Tito, come with me.
_________________________________

The rest of you, get back to Fagin.
_________________________________

_________________________________

Okay, guys. Prepare for landing.

_________________________________

Land where? In the sea? We'll drown!

_________________________________

Not with my magic, we
won't. Just leave it to me.

_________________________________

_________________________________

Hello? Someone? Hello?

_________________________________

Anyone? Hello? Anyone?

_________________________________
SIGOURNEY ON SPEAKER: Hello.

_________________________________

-Hello?

-I'm Sigourney Weaver.

_________________________________

Oh. Hi, Sigourney. I need your help.

_________________________________

Won't you please join us...

_________________________________

Oh. Great, great, great.

_________________________________

As we explore the wonders

of the Pacific Ocean...

_________________________________

and the amazing life it holds within.

_________________________________

Witness the majesty

of the Beluga Whale.

_________________________________

Sigourney Weaver, where are you?

_________________________________

Dory! There you are!

_________________________________

Guys! I found help. Sigourney Weaver's

gonna tell us where we are.

_________________________________

-Look out!

-(SCREAMS)

_________________________________

-Oh, look at this!

-No respect for ocean life.

_________________________________

-Marlin! Nemo!

-NEMO: Dory!

_________________________________

No, no, no. Not again! Not again!

_________________________________

Let's take her inside

and see how she does.

_________________________________

(DORY SCREAMS)

_________________________________
NEMO: Dory! Dory!

_________________________________
MARLIN: Don't worry, Dory! Stay calm.

We'll come find you!

_________________________________
SIGOURNEY: And welcome to

the Marine Life Institute...

_________________________________

where we believe in Rescue,

Rehabilitation and Release.

_________________________________
DORY: Marlin? Nemo?

_________________________________

(DORY PANTING)

_________________________________

Hello? Hello? Can you help me?

_________________________________

Me help you? (SNEEZES)

_________________________________

Ugh. (SCREAMS)

_________________________________

Oh. (GASPS)

_________________________________

Huh? What's happening? Help?

_________________________________

MAN: Looks like we're done here.

_________________________________

WOMAN: Dude, cut it out.

You're a scientist. We talked about this.

_________________________________

MAN: Oh, come on. It's funny.

_________________________________

(DOOR CLOSES)

_________________________________
DORY: Oh, boy. Okay. This is...

_________________________________

I'll be fine, I just need to find

a way out and...

_________________________________

If I could just... Get a hold of yourself,

_________________________________

-get a hold of yourself.

-(YELPS)

_________________________________

You'll be fine, everything's fine,

think positively.

_________________________________

-Hey, you.

-Oh.

_________________________________

Spinner.

_________________________________

Oh, thank goodness. Hi, I'm Dory. I'm...

_________________________________

Name's Hank. How sick are you?

_________________________________

Sick? I'm sick?

_________________________________

Why else would you be in quarantine?

_________________________________

Oh, no! How long do I have?

I have to find my family.

_________________________________

All right. Now don't get hysterical...

Uh-oh. Not good.

_________________________________

What? What is it? What happened?

(GASPS) What's that?

_________________________________

That there is bad news.

_________________________________

It's a transport tag for fish

who can't cut it inside the institute.

_________________________________

They get transferred to permanent digs.

An aquarium.

_________________________________

In Cleveland.

_________________________________

Fish in here, go back in the ocean.

Cleveland fish, stay there forever.

_________________________________

(GASPS) Cleveland? No!

I can't go to the Cleveland.

_________________________________

I have to get to the Jewel of Morro Bay,

California and find my family.

_________________________________

That's this place.

The Marine Life Institute.

_________________________________

The Jewel of Morro Bay, California.

You're here.

_________________________________

You mean I'm from here?

_________________________________

(GASPS) My parents are here.

I have to get to them.

_________________________________

So what exhibit are you from?

_________________________________

Wait. I'm from an exhibit?

Which one? I have to get there.

_________________________________

Hmm. That's a hard one, kid.

_________________________________

Unless... Nah.

Never work. It's too crazy.

_________________________________

What do you mean? Just tell me.

I'm okay with crazy.

_________________________________

You know, I could see that?

Well, there's one thing I can think of...

_________________________________

to help you get to your family.

If I just take...

_________________________________

Yes! Great idea.

You take me to find them.

_________________________________

Why didn't I think of that?

_________________________________

Uh, no, no, no.

If I just take your tag...

_________________________________

I can take your place on the transport

truck then you can go back inside...

_________________________________

and find your family.

All you have to do is give me the tag.

_________________________________

What tag?

(GASPS) There's a tag on my fin!

_________________________________

How could you forget

you have a tag on your fin?

_________________________________

Oh, no. I'm sorry. I...

I suffer from short-term memory loss.

_________________________________

You don't remember

what we were talking about?

_________________________________

Mm-mm. Not a clue.

What were we talking about?

_________________________________

Um, you were about to give me your tag.

_________________________________

Well, I kind of like my tag.

Why do you want it?

_________________________________

So I can go to...

_________________________________

So I can go to Cleveland.

_________________________________

Cleveland? Mmm.

I hear good things

_________________________________

about Cleveland.

Why do you want to go?

_________________________________

Because if I stay here I'm gonna get

released back to the ocean.

_________________________________

And I have extremely

unpleasant memories of that place.

_________________________________

(EXHALES)

_________________________________

I just want to live in a glass box alone.

_________________________________

That's all I want. So give me your tag!

_________________________________

Hey, man, don't touch my tag!

_________________________________

(SIGHS)

_________________________________

Look...

_________________________________

(SLURPS)

_________________________________

I don't work here.

It's not like I have a map of this place.

_________________________________

(GASPS) A map! Good idea.

_________________________________

You take me to the map, I figure out

where my parents are. Oh, boy.

_________________________________

All right. If I get you to your family

will you give me...

_________________________________

I don't have much. Um, I...

How about if I give you this tag?

_________________________________

Great idea.

_________________________________

We'll sneak this thing into the garage.

You'll have all the tools you need.

_________________________________

What about your parents?

_________________________________

Mom never goes in there,

_________________________________

and Dad's on a business trip

until tomorrow morning.

_________________________________

You've got till then to fix it.

_________________________________

Well, fine, but I'm gonna need

some blueprints or something for this.

_________________________________

No worries. I got someone

who could help us with that.

_________________________________
CARL: Who dares 

to disturb my sanctuary?

_________________________________

Carl, it's me. Let me in.

_________________________________

None may enter 

unless they speak the royal password.

_________________________________

Carl, what are you talking about?

We don't have a password.

_________________________________

Yes, we do.

I made one up while you were gone.

_________________________________

Well, then

how am I supposed to know what it is?

_________________________________

You...

_________________________________

Good point.

_________________________________

(BUZZING)

_________________________________

Welcome back, little buddy.

_________________________________

So what's up

with the stolen time machine?

_________________________________

Did you find it? Apparently not,

_________________________________

and you managed

to bust this one as well.

_________________________________

It'll be fixed before Dad gets home.

_________________________________

And how do you suppose

that's gonna...

_________________________________

-Who's that?

-Wow, a real robot!

_________________________________

Hi, I'm Lewis.

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)

_________________________________

Well, that was unexpected.

_________________________________

As was that.

_________________________________

If my family finds out

I brought you from the past,

_________________________________

they'll bury me alive

and dance on my grave.

_________________________________

I'm not exaggerating.

Well, yes, I am, but not the point.

_________________________________

The point is,

your hair's a dead giveaway.

_________________________________

Why would my hair be

a dead giveaway?

_________________________________

That is an excellent question.

_________________________________

Wait! Where are you going?

_________________________________

Another excellent question.

_________________________________

But I don't just want to sit here.

_________________________________

Stay.

_________________________________

But...

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)

_________________________________

Wow!

_________________________________

Hey, ring my doorbell.

_________________________________

No, no, no, no, ring my doorbell.

_________________________________

Ring it. Ring it. Ring it.

Look at this door bell. Ring it.

_________________________________

(TRUMPETING)

_________________________________

Yes!

_________________________________

(IMITATING BUZZER)

That was accidental.

_________________________________

That's an accidental ring.

It doesn't count.

_________________________________

It's in the rule book. Look it up.

_________________________________

-Flat head.

-Short roots.

_________________________________

Evergreen.

_________________________________

(GROWLING)

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

What do you mean,

don't go to the family?

_________________________________

How can we not go to the family

in this time of family crisis?

_________________________________

By leaving the garage door unlocked,

you let the time machine get stolen,

_________________________________

and now the entire time stream

could be altered!

_________________________________

That and someone took my bike.

_________________________________

Look, I told you. It's gonna all work out.

_________________________________

First, we keep Lewis in the garage,

away from everybody.

_________________________________

I show up and give him

the pep talk of the century.

_________________________________

Then he fixes the time machine.

_________________________________
CARL: Why is it an acorn?

_________________________________

I didn't have time to sculpt everything.

_________________________________

Okay, now, the time machine is fixed.

_________________________________

His confidence in inventing is restored.

_________________________________

He goes back to the science fair,

fixes his Memory Scanner,

_________________________________

thus restoring

the space-time continuum.

_________________________________

What about taking him back

to see his mom?

_________________________________

I just told him that to buy some time.

_________________________________

Oh, yeah, can't see that one

blowing up in your face.

_________________________________

Trust me. I got it under control.

_________________________________

Wilbur Robinson never fails.

_________________________________

But on the slight chance that I do...

_________________________________

"On the slight chance," yeah.

You know what? I'll run the numbers.

_________________________________

(BEEPING)

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

What is it?

_________________________________

Well, it's not...

_________________________________

It doesn't pertain to anything in...

You know, there's not necessarily...

_________________________________

There's a 99.999999% chance

that you won't exist.

_________________________________

-What?

-And I didn't want to tell you, but I did.

_________________________________

I won't exist?

_________________________________

And where does that leave me?

_________________________________

Alone, rusting in a corner.

_________________________________

What am I worried about?

Now, blueprints?

_________________________________

(SIGHS)

_________________________________

If this thing ever blows over,

I really gotta get away from you

_________________________________

and get some quiet time.

_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)

_________________________________

What's... Oh!

_________________________________

Well, hey, there, little fella!

_________________________________

Now, I know what you're thinking,

and my clothes are not on backwards.

_________________________________

My head is!

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)

_________________________________

Oh, I used to tell that one

to my science students.

_________________________________

They didn't laugh, either.

_________________________________

Anywho, what's your name, fruit-head?

_________________________________

-Well, Lewis, but...

-Lewis, huh?

_________________________________

Well, say, Lewis, you haven't seen

any teeth around here, have you?

_________________________________

-Teeth?

-Yeah, my teeth.

_________________________________

Been digging holes all day.

Can't find them anywhere.

_________________________________

All right, look, old man,

I need to get back to the garage.

_________________________________

Wilbur left me down there,

_________________________________

and I wasn't supposed to leave,

and these monsters...

_________________________________

-Monsters?

-...attacked me on the porch and...

_________________________________

There's no monsters on the porch,

you ninny.

_________________________________

-Listen to me!

-Of course, I also didn't think

_________________________________

there was a woodchuck

living on my arm,

_________________________________

and lookie there!

_________________________________

Hope he ain't got rabies.

_________________________________

Old man, I need to get to the garage!

_________________________________

Well, sure, I'll get you there in a jiffy.

I know a shortcut.

_________________________________

Welcome to the garage.

_________________________________

Well, I'm completely lost.

_________________________________

Hiya, Grandpa.

_________________________________

Hey, Aunt Billie.

_________________________________

Lewis and me

are looking for the garage.

_________________________________

-We have a garage?

-Apparently so.

_________________________________

Lewis, will you give me a hand

and time my race?

_________________________________

Okay, Gaston,

my toy train's ready for you.

_________________________________

That's a toy train?

_________________________________

On your mark, get set, go?

_________________________________
LEWIS: 3.7 seconds.
GASTON: I win!

_________________________________

Okay, Lewis, I got the blueprints.

_________________________________

Lewis?

_________________________________

INSTRUCTOR: And five and six 

and seven and eight.

_________________________________
GRANDPA BUD: That's Uncle Joe.

He works out.

_________________________________

Keep those tummies tucked.

_________________________________

This isn't the garage.

_________________________________

I know.

_________________________________

I don't think

the garage is in here, either.

_________________________________

Egads! A very grave matter, indeed.

_________________________________

-GRANDPA BUD: That's Uncle Art.

-A real superhero?

_________________________________

Quad Four, Alpha Omega Galaxy,

_________________________________

needs a large

cheese-and-sausage thin-crust?

_________________________________

I'll be there in 30 minutes, or it's free.

_________________________________

-LEWIS: He's a...

-Pizza delivery guy.

_________________________________

Lewis?

_________________________________

-What are we doing up here?

-Looking for the garage.

_________________________________

Oh, yeah!

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)

_________________________________

Laszlo, you stop painting my hat,

or I'm telling Ma!

_________________________________

-Lighten up, sis!

-TALLULAH: Lasz, I mean it!

_________________________________

Children, please!

Your mother is trying to take a nap.

_________________________________

What is all the yelling out here?

_________________________________

-He started it!

-She started it!

_________________________________

I don't want to hear any more!

_________________________________

-Now, sweetie...

-Don't you "sweetie" me!

_________________________________

I'm going for a drive!

_________________________________

(CAR ENGINE REVVING)

_________________________________

That's strange.

She usually takes the Harley.

_________________________________

Lewis!

_________________________________

I think my wife Lucille's baking cookies.

_________________________________

(SWING MUSIC PLAYING)

_________________________________

Bake them cookies, Lucille!

_________________________________

Why is your dog wearing glasses?

_________________________________

Oh, 'cause his insurance

won't pay for contacts.

_________________________________

That's Uncle Spike,

and there's Uncle Dimitri.

_________________________________

-Oh, look, there's...

-That's the monster!

_________________________________

Oh, no, Lewis, that's our butler, Lefty.

_________________________________

(LEFTY GROWLS)

_________________________________

Nice to meet you.

_________________________________

Hey, Lefty,

any idea how to get to the garage?

_________________________________

(GROWLING)

_________________________________

Well, that's true. We didn't ask her yet.

_________________________________

-Who?

-Wilbur's mom, Franny.

_________________________________

I think you'll like her.

_________________________________

(WHERE IS YOUR HEART AT? 

PLAYING)

_________________________________

Hey, guys!

_________________________________

(SINGING) You ask me over 

And over and over

_________________________________

Have you seen 

My peacock-feathered hat?

_________________________________

Frogs?

_________________________________

Taught them everything they know.

_________________________________

-Franny, this is Lewis.

-Nice to meet you, ma'am.

_________________________________

Perfect timing.

We need someone on maracas.

_________________________________

Where is your heart at? 

Nobody knows that

_________________________________

Even though you've him, her, me

_________________________________

And an army searching

_________________________________

I've got a feeling
You will be reeling

_________________________________

When you are bad 

And the circus comes to town

_________________________________

Grandpa, I think I found your teeth.

_________________________________

And you see me leaving 

Dressed up as a magician

_________________________________

Or something like that

_________________________________

Sarsaparilla! My teeth are back!

_________________________________

Ring-a-ding-ding.

_________________________________

(ALL CHEERING)

_________________________________

(CHATTERING)

_________________________________

All right!

_________________________________

Right. Well, glad I could help

with the teeth,

_________________________________

but, wow, look at the time.

_________________________________

(BOTH GROAN)

_________________________________

Lewis, I told you to stay in the garage!

_________________________________

I did, but I went up the tube,

and I ran into your family, and I...

_________________________________

(STAMMERING)

_________________________________

You met my family?

_________________________________

Pop quiz.

_________________________________

Who have you met,

and what have you learned?

_________________________________

Okay. Bud, Fritz and Joe are brothers.

_________________________________

Fritz is married to Petunia, and is she...

_________________________________

Cranky? Yes.

_________________________________
LEWIS: Tallulah and Laszlo are 

their children.

_________________________________

Joe is married to Billie. 

Lefty is the butler.

_________________________________

Spike and Dimitri are twins,

_________________________________

and I don't know who they're related to.

_________________________________

Neither do we. Go on.

_________________________________

Lucille is married to Bud,

and your dad, Cornelius, is their son.

_________________________________

What does Cornelius look like?

_________________________________

Tom Selleck.

_________________________________

Okay, Cornelius is married to Franny,

and her brothers are Gaston and Art.

_________________________________

You're forgetting something.

_________________________________

Forgetting? Oh, right.

_________________________________

Wilbur is the son 

of Franny and Cornelius.

_________________________________

And nobody realized

you were from the past?

_________________________________

Nope.

_________________________________

(SIGHS IN RELIEF)

_________________________________

Thank you. Thank you.

_________________________________

Hold your applause.

Thank you very much.

_________________________________

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_________________________________
Atlantica
_________________________________
_________________________________

Come on, Sebastian!

_________________________________

SEBASTIAN: Ariel, wait! Slow down!
_________________________________
Don't leave me behind!

_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

Relax, Sebastian.
_________________________________
They don't look like one of them.
_________________________________
Right, Flounder?

_________________________________

I don't know. There's
something weird about them.

_________________________________

(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)

_________________________________

What do you mean?

_________________________________

They do seem a little different.
_________________________________
Where are you from?

_________________________________

We're from kind of far away.
_________________________________
And we're not really
used to these waters.

_________________________________

(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)

_________________________________

Oh, I see. In that case...
_________________________________
Sebastian can show you
how we swim around here.

_________________________________

Ariel, King Triton will not like this!

_________________________________

Oh, don't worry.
_________________________________

Easy for you to say... Okay, it's time
you learn how to swim properly.

_________________________________
Practice swimming with Flounder.
Try to tag him.
_________________________________
All right. Begin.

_________________________________

(SINGING) The seaweed is
always greener

_________________________________
In somebody else's lake

_________________________________

You dream about going up there

_________________________________

But that is a big mistake

_________________________________

Just look at the world around you

_________________________________

Right here on the ocean floor

_________________________________

Such wonderful things around you

_________________________________

What more is you lookin' for?

_________________________________

Under the sea
_________________________________

Under the sea

_________________________________

Darling, it's better
down where it's wetter

_________________________________

Take it from me

_________________________________

Up on the shore they work all day

_________________________________

Out in the sun they slave away

_________________________________

While we devoting full time

to floating under the sea

_________________________________

Good job.
_________________________________
Now let's move on to self-defense.

_________________________________

ARIEL: Sebastian!

_________________________________

Class is over. Good luck!
_________________________________

Those creatures chased us here.

_________________________________

Oh, no! Those monsters might be
heading for the palace, too!

_________________________________

We'd better head back right away!

_________________________________

But, (STAMMERS) what if we run
into more on our way back?

_________________________________

I'm sorry, but we need your help.
Please come to the kingdom with us.
_________________________________
The trident markers on the
walls point the way there.
_________________________________
We won't get lost as long
as we follow them.
_________________________________
Okay, let's get going.

_________________________________

TRITON: That was too close.
_________________________________
As long as I have my trident,
_________________________________
I will not tolerate those creatures
inside this palace.

_________________________________

-Daddy!

-TRITON: Oh, Ariel!
_________________________________
When will you listen?
It's dangerous out there!

_________________________________

Strange creatures lurk outside.

_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________
Behold. You swim before
the ruler of the seas:
_________________________________
His Majesty, King Triton.

_________________________________

And who are they?

_________________________________

They helped us fight off those creatures.

_________________________________

They don't look familiar.

_________________________________

We're from an ocean very far away.

_________________________________

Yup. We came to find the Keyhole.

_________________________________

The what?

_________________________________

What's that?

_________________________________

Well, it's a...

_________________________________

There's no such thing.
_________________________________
Certainly not here.

_________________________________

But, Daddy...

_________________________________

TRITON: Ariel, not another word!

_________________________________

You are not to leave the palace.
Is that clear?

_________________________________

Perhaps I'm being too strict...
_________________________________
I'm just concerned for her safety.

_________________________________

SEBASTIAN: Of course, Your Majesty.
_________________________________
But I must admit, now I'm quite

curious about this Keyhole.

_________________________________

That need not concern you, Sebastian.
_________________________________
Have you anything to report?

_________________________________

SEBASTIAN: Just as you
suspected, Your Majesty,
_________________________________
they seem to be coming

from Ursula's grotto.

_________________________________

I knew it. That sea witch
is up to no good again.
_________________________________
I see exile from the palace
has taught her nothing.

_________________________________

Yes, she poses serious danger.

_________________________________

And I told you to keep Ariel away
from such danger, did I not?

_________________________________

You Majesty, please. I, uh...
_________________________________

Come to my grotto.
I want to show you something.
_________________________________
There it is. See?
_________________________________

_________________________________

I wanna be where the people are

_________________________________

I wanna see

Wanna see 'em dancin'

_________________________________

Walkin' around on those...

_________________________________

What do ya call 'em?

_________________________________

-Uh, feet?
-(GIGGLES) That's what I thought.

_________________________________

Flippin' your fins you don't get too far

_________________________________

Legs are required for jumpin', dancin'

_________________________________

Strollin' along down a...

_________________________________

What's that word again?

_________________________________

-ALL: Street?
-Exactly!

_________________________________

Up where they walk

Up where they run

_________________________________

Up where they stay all day in the sun

_________________________________

Wanderin' free

Wish I could be

_________________________________

Part of that world

_________________________________

ARIEL: Look at all the
wonderful things
_________________________________
Flounder and I've collected.
_________________________________
I think it's all from the outside world.
_________________________________
Someday, I'm going to see
what's out there.
_________________________________
I want to see other worlds.
Does that sound strange?

_________________________________

No. Not at all.
_________________________________
-I used to feel the same way.

-Used to?

_________________________________

I mean... I still do.

_________________________________

Hey, why don't we try looking for
that Keyhole you were talking about?

_________________________________

But your father said-

_________________________________

Oh, he treats me like a little girl.
_________________________________
He never wants to let me do anything.
_________________________________
He just... He just doesn't understand.

_________________________________

URSULA: (CACKLES)
Those impudent fools
_________________________________
will never find the Keyhole.
_________________________________
But the girl could prove useful.
_________________________________
And I've got the Heartless on my side.
_________________________________
Triton, my old friend...
Your day is coming.

_________________________________
(LAUGHS EVILLY)
_________________________________
ARIEL: Hmm. Its shape
reminds me of something...
_________________________________

TRITON: Ariel,
you've disobeyed me again!
_________________________________
I told you not to leave the palace!

_________________________________

Daddy, no!

_________________________________

(SOBS) How could you...

_________________________________

Young man,
_________________________________
you're not from another ocean.
You're from another world.
_________________________________
-Aren't you?
-Huh?
_________________________________
Then you must be the key bearer.

_________________________________

How did you know?

_________________________________

You may fool Ariel,
but you can't fool me.
_________________________________
You don't know your dorsal
fin from your tail.
_________________________________
As the key bearer,
you must already know...
_________________________________

One must not meddle
in the affairs of other worlds.

_________________________________

Of course I know that, but...

_________________________________

TRITON: You have violated
this principle.
_________________________________
The key bearer shatters peace
and brings ruin.

_________________________________

Aw, Sora's not like that.

_________________________________

I thank you for saving my daughter.
_________________________________
But there is no room in my ocean
for you or your key.

_________________________________

My, my, the poor child suffers
such deep sorrow.

_________________________________

FLOTSAM: What a pity.
_________________________________
If only there were something
we could do...

_________________________________

Wait. Maybe she can be of some help.

_________________________________

Yes. Maybe she can be of
some help to you.

_________________________________

Who're you talking about?

_________________________________

Oh, she would surely help you.
_________________________________
She'd make all your dreams come true.
_________________________________
Ursula can help...

_________________________________

You called, my dear?

_________________________________

You're Ursula? I was just wondering if...

_________________________________

It's all right.
Helping others is what I live for.
_________________________________
Let me guess.
_________________________________

You wish to see other worlds.
That shouldn't be too hard.
_________________________________
After all, your new friends
came from another world.

_________________________________

What?

_________________________________

But they had special help,
_________________________________
that mysterious key.

_________________________________

Now, now. Cheer up, sweetie.
_________________________________
You have something special, too.

_________________________________

ARIEL: Huh?

_________________________________

Now listen carefully.

_________________________________

(SINGING) I admit that in the past

I've been a nasty

_________________________________

They weren't kidding when

they called me, well, a witch

_________________________________

But you'll find that nowadays

I've mended all my ways

_________________________________

Repented, seen the light

and made a switch

_________________________________

True? Yes.

_________________________________

Poor unfortunate souls

_________________________________

In pain, in need

_________________________________

This one longing to be thinner

That one wants to get the girl

_________________________________

And do I help them?
Yes, indeed

_________________________________

Those poor, unfortunate souls

_________________________________
So sad, so true

_________________________________

They come flocking to my cauldron
_________________________________

Crying spells, Ursula, please

_________________________________

And I help them

Yes, I do

_________________________________

Beluga, sevruga

_________________________________

Come, winds of the Caspian Sea

_________________________________

Larynxis, glossitis

Et max laryngitis

_________________________________

La voce to me

_________________________________

URSULA: I think the Keyhole they
seek is somewhere in the palace.
_________________________________
Now, my dear, if you can take me
there without your daddy knowing...
_________________________________
I can help you get to these
other worlds you long for.

_________________________________

(CACKLES)
_________________________________
The trident is mine at last!
_________________________________
And I couldn't have done it
without your help, my dear.

_________________________________

Ursula, no! I didn't want this!

_________________________________

Why not?
_________________________________
Aren't you tired of following
your dear daddy's orders?
_________________________________

Oh, yes. We had a deal, didn't we?
_________________________________
Time for a little journey
_________________________________
to the dark world of the Heartless!

_________________________________

We cannot find the Keyhole.

_________________________________

The Keyhole is not here.

_________________________________

What?

_________________________________

Why, we have company.
_________________________________
I'm afraid you're a little late, handsome!

_________________________________

Daddy!

_________________________________

The trident... We must get it back.

_________________________________

Come on, let's go!

_________________________________

Wait, I'm going with you!
_________________________________
My father is hurt and it's all my fault.
_________________________________
I have to stop Ursula!

_________________________________

That's right. I'm behind you, Ariel.
_________________________________

Ursula draws power from her cauldron.
_________________________________
To defeat Ursula, you must

strike her cauldron with magic.

_________________________________

Need some help?
I'll show you how it's done.

_________________________________

Come out! You can't run!

_________________________________

Your time has come!

_________________________________
(BOTH SCREAM)
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)

_________________________________

You'll pay for this!
_________________________________
Let's go. We must get the trident back.

_________________________________

You pathetic fools! I rule the seas now!

_________________________________

The sea and all its spoils
bow to my power!

_________________________________

(ELECTRICAL CRACKLING)

_________________________________

(URSULA MOANING)
_________________________________

Daddy, I'm so sorry.

_________________________________

Please don't be angry with her.

_________________________________

It's my fault.
You followed Ursula because...
_________________________________
I wouldn't let you follow your heart.
_________________________________
And when you found that crystal,
I lost my temper and destroyed it.

_________________________________

Oh, yeah, the crystal!
Why did you destroy it?

_________________________________

That crystal held the power
to reveal the Keyhole.
_________________________________
The Keyhole is dangerous. I had to
keep you away from it at any cost.

_________________________________

Daddy...

_________________________________

Key bearer, I have one more
request. Seal the Keyhole.
_________________________________
My trident also holds the power
to reveal the Keyhole.
_________________________________
Will you do it?

_________________________________

Of course. That's what we had
in mind from the start.

_________________________________

Where is the Keyhole, Daddy?

_________________________________

You should know better than anyone.
_________________________________
It's in your grotto.

_________________________________

Really... Sora, let's go.
_________________________________
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

_________________________________

Tell me, Sora.
_________________________________
Your world, what's it like?

_________________________________

Oh, about that... Sorry for lying to you.

_________________________________

It's okay.
_________________________________
Besides, if you can travel to
other worlds, maybe I can, too.

_________________________________

So many places I want to see...
_________________________________
I know I'll get there someday.
_________________________________

ARIEL: I'll find a way somehow.
_________________________________
I'm sure of it.

_________________________________

Well, if you find it, do me
a favor and leave me out of it.
_________________________________
This is from my collection.
_________________________________
I want you to have it.
_________________________________

_________________________________

(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________

Oh, it's gonna be okay, Bullseye.

_________________________________

Woody's going to college with Andy.
It's what he's always wanted.

_________________________________

Ah, he's crazy.
College is no place for a toy.

_________________________________

Toys are for playtime.

_________________________________

Oh, speaking of playtime,
they're lining up out there!
_________________________________
BUZZ: How many?
HAMM: There must be dozens.

_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS) I can hardly wait!
_________________________________

Places, everyone!
_________________________________

(RINGING)
_________________________________
REX: At last! I'm gonna get played with!

_________________________________

-Uh, Rex?

-Come to papa.

_________________________________

(ALL SHOUTING)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

(SHRIEKING)
_________________________________

(SQUEALING)

_________________________________
DOT: Come on, come on. Hurry!

_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

Wow!
_________________________________

(PLAYING UPBEAT MUSIC)
_________________________________

Honey, relax.

You should be proud of yourself.
_________________________________

Your instincts on that boy

were right on the money.
_________________________________

And to make our official welcome

complete... Mr. Soil?
_________________________________

-Yes, Your Highness?

-QUEEN: He's our resident thespian.
_________________________________

Last year he played the lead in Picnic.
_________________________________

The children and myself

have quickly put together
_________________________________

a little presentation

in honor of our guests.
_________________________________

Dot, Reed, Daisy, Grub?
_________________________________

Aren't they adorable! They're cute!
_________________________________

The South Tunnel Elementary

School second-grade class
_________________________________

would like to present you with this,

a mural we have drawn
_________________________________

of you bugs helping us

fight the grasshoppers away.
_________________________________

Oh, look at the beautiful

colors of the blood.
_________________________________

We drew one of you dying because our

teacher said it would be more dramatic.
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

I tell you a tale of heroes so bold,
_________________________________

who vanquished

our grasshopper enemies of old.
_________________________________

Look, the last leaf has fallen.
_________________________________

GRASSHOPPERS: We are

the grasshoppers! Where's our food?
_________________________________

Who will come to save us poor ants?
_________________________________

WARRIORS: We are the warriors,

here to defend you!
_________________________________

I die! Die! Die!
_________________________________

Hail, the bugs!
_________________________________

Thank you, thank you! Oh, thank you!
_________________________________

-Hey, hey, hey!

-I say we go.
_________________________________

Okay, honey. You're up.
_________________________________

(ATTA CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________

We're all very, very grateful to have...
_________________________________

-Here, here.

-(AMPLIFIED) The warriors...
_________________________________

(ANTS LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Thanks.
_________________________________

First of all, I'd like to thank the warriors

for helping us in our fight
_________________________________

against the grasshoppers.
_________________________________

Secondly, I would like to thank Flik
_________________________________

-for his forthright thinking...

-Thank you, Your Highness.
_________________________________

Sure, I'd like to take credit for all

of this, but, well, that wouldn't be right.
_________________________________

Because it was you, Princess Atta.

You believed in me
_________________________________

-and you sent me on my quest.

-SLIM: You tell that ant
_________________________________

-that we need to talk to him right now.

-Okay, okay. All right.
_________________________________

Now, I know that I've made

a lot of mistakes in the past.
_________________________________

-And I hope that this will make up...

-Flik!
_________________________________

Not right now, Rosie.

I'm making a speech.
_________________________________

Now, I truly believe that these bugs

are the answer to our...
_________________________________

No, there's no circus around here.
_________________________________

So I...

_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________

Your Highness, the warriors have

called for a secret meeting
_________________________________

to plan for a circus...

Circumventing the oncoming hordes,
_________________________________

so they can trapeze...

Trap them with ease!
_________________________________

-Shouldn't I come, too?

-No!
_________________________________

Sorry, no, you see, it's classified

in the DMZ. Gotta go ASAP.
_________________________________

You know, strictly BYOB. Bye!
_________________________________

Sorry. Sorry I have to take

the warriors away so early,
_________________________________

but, you know, they have a lot to get

done, with the battle looming and all.
_________________________________

So, please, everyone, enjoy the party.
_________________________________

BYOB?
_________________________________

Thanks again. Bye. Bye-bye.
_________________________________

Okay, just... Just...

Just get in there. Go!
_________________________________

Go, go, go!
_________________________________

Circus bugs?

How can you be circus bugs?
_________________________________

-HEIMLICH: What?

-Hey, hey, hey.
_________________________________

You said nothing about killing

grasshoppers, pal. You lied to us!
_________________________________

Are you kidding?

Do you know what this is?
_________________________________

This, my friends, is false advertising.
_________________________________

How dare you! You, sir,

are the charlatan in this scenario,
_________________________________

touting your wares as a talent scout,
_________________________________

preying upon the hungry souls

of hapless artistes.
_________________________________

Good day to you, sir.
_________________________________

Wait! No, no! Wait, wait, wait, wait!

You can't go.
_________________________________

You have got to help me. Give me

some time. I'll come up with a plan.
_________________________________

-Just go tell them the truth!

-They can't...
_________________________________

They can't know the truth.

The truth, you see, is bad.
_________________________________

I will be branded with this mistake

for the rest of my life.
_________________________________

My children's children

will walk down the street,
_________________________________

and people will point and say, "Look.
_________________________________

"There goes the spawn

of Flik, the loser!"
_________________________________

Oh... Oh, you know, all right, fine.

Yeah, okay. Just go.
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But if you could just do me a little favor

before you leave.
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If you could just squish me,

that would be great, because
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when they find out,

I'm as good as dead.
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-ATTA: Flik!

-Huh?
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ATTA: I really do think I should be

part of this meeting. Flik!
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-Princess Atta! What a nice surprise.

-Just what exactly is going on?
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I would like to speak

with the so-called "warriors."
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You can't! They are in the middle

of a top-secret meeting right now,
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and they really should not be

disturbed now. Right, guys?
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(GASPS)
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(STAMMERING) Could you excuse me,

please?
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-Wait, wait, wait! Please, don't go!

-I'm not going anywhere.
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What is going on? Flik?
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Flik!
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(GROANS) I knew it!
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FLIK: Wait! Wait, wait, wait, wait!

Please! Don't go!
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-No! No, no, no!

-SLIM: Quick, he's losing it!
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-You can't go! I'm desperate!

-Really? I couldn't tell.
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Hmm.
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Come on, wings.
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Help!
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Mother, Flik is up to something.
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FLIK: No! No!

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SLIM: Okay, Flik,

time to put you down now.
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Get him off me. He's cutting off

the circulation to my foot.
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-No, no, no, no!

-Let go!
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Oh, please! Please! Don't go!
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ROSIE: Put the stick down. Flik,

I mean it now.
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-Drop the stick. Drop it.

-Run!
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Boy, he runs fast for a little guy.
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(CHIRPING)
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Tweet-tweet! Tweet-tweet!
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Tweet-tweet! Tweet-tweet!

Tweet-tweet!
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This way.
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There they are.
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-A bird!

-DOT: (SCREAMS) Flik!
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-Look!

-Dot!
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Flik!
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(DOT SCREAMING)
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-Dot!

-My baby!
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FRANCIS: I gotcha! I gotcha!

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I gotcha, I gotcha!
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(SCREAMS)
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(GROANS)
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-QUEEN: I can't see!

-Somebody do something!
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SLIM: Are they all right?

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HEIMLICH: Can anyone see?

Are they alive?
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ROSIE: I can't see!
SLIM: What is happening?

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Dot?
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MANNY: Good heavens,

they're in trouble!
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-Francis, Francis, Francis...

-You guys, I've got an idea!
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Here! I've got it!
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(CHIRPING)
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(ATTA GASPS)
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Please, ma'am, wake up! Wake up!
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-Help! Help!

-HEIMLICH: Yoo-hoo!
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Mr. Early Bird! How about

a nice, tasty worm on a stick?
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I'm going to snap. I'm going to snap.
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Nice and juicy, succulent...
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FLIK: Let's go!

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-There they are!

-DOT: Flik! Help!
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Okay.
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-Flik!

-It's going to be okay, Dot.
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(HEIMLICH EXCLAIMING)
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(CHIRPING)
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Bye-bye, birdie!
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Help! I'm stuck! Pull me down!
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The caterpillar's

using himself as live bait!
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How brave!
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Suck it in, man!
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FRANCIS: My leg!

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(GASPS) The bird! The bird!

Look out for the bird!
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Flik!
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-Up-a, up-a, up-a, up-a, up-a!

-Up-a, up-a, up-a, up-a, up-a!
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(SCREECHES)
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(SIGHING)
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(PANTING)
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(FAINT APPLAUSE)
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What is that?
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That, my friends,

is the sound of applause!
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(CHEERING)
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Applause... I'm in heaven!

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(DOOR OPENS)

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(DOOR SLAMS)

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I'll give you a night down here

to think it over.

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But tomorrow, no more Mr. Nice Guy.

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(JOANNA SHRIEKS)

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Joanna! You thick-headed

chunk of fish-bait!

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(JOANNA WHIMPERS)

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I'll never tell you where she is!

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Never! Never!

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Yeah, we'll never tell!

You'll have to drag it out of us!

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Hey, where did you come from?

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The desert?

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Well, fancy that!

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Looks like McLeach

has begun trapping his own kind!

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There's no hope for any of us now.

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No hope? No hope!

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-No!

-But there must be a way out of here.

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There's a way out, all right.

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ALL: There is?

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Absolutely.

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You'll go as a wallet, you'll go

as a belt, and our dear Frank...

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-I don't want to hear it.

-Frank will go as...

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I can't hear you!

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(SINGING NONSENSICALLY)

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-A purse.

-(WAILING) No!

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A lovely ladies' purse.

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I don't want to go as a purse.

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Please, don't let him do it!

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-Don't worry, we'll get out of here.

-We are?

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Yeah. If we all put our heads together,

I'm sure we'll think of something.

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Yeah, something.

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Frank, what's wrong?

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Oh, here he goes again.

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Take it easy.

You don't want to hurt yourself again.

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Ooh. I got it!

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All we gotta do is get the keys!

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Oh. Is that all? Well then,

we better start packing our bags.

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No, wait. He's right.

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If we could get

these long pieces of wood...

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Yeah, wood, good.

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-Maybe we could...

-(SQUAWKS)

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CODY: That's right,

just a little more. There!

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Come on, everybody.

Get some more stuff!

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The kid's right.

What are we waiting for?

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CODY: That's it, you've got it!

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Hurry. We need something

to tie it together.

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FRANK: Hey, what do you got?

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Shoelaces!

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Almost.

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-A little further.

-FRANK: Yeah, yeah. (MOANS)

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-It's okay. Let's try again.

-Yeah, yeah.

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CODY: Easy. Easy does it.

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Yeah, no, no! Yeah, yeah.

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Will somebody shut him up?

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CODY: We did it!
FRANK: You've got it!

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(SNARLING)

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(SCOFFS)

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I've got it! I'll just take my tail,

and I'll pick the lock, like this!

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Frank, give it a rest.

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You'll thank me when you're free.

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Look, I just insert my tail,

like this, and I turn it like this,

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just a quarter turn to the left,

and then push it a little bit further.

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(BABBLING INCOHERENTLY)

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