Disney NeverEnding Chronicles (2018 Part 10 / 2019) - Subtitles (en)

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Imagining in November 2018

For the return of Olaf's Frozen Adventure, go to: Olaf's Frozen Adventure & Tinker Bell's NeverEnding Beyond - Subtitles (en)
For the 30th anniversary, go to: Oliver & Company - Subtitles (en)
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For the preparation, go to: Big Hero 6 - Subtitles (en)

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Imagining in November 2018

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You know, there is still one way

we can work at a Scare company.

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They're always hiring in the mailroom.

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This is better than I ever imagined!

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I bet we break the all-time record

in our first year.

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Mike, we're mail guys.

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I know. I'm talking about

the record for letters delivered!

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(GASPS)

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All right, newbies, quit goofing around.

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I'll have you know tampering

with the mail is a crime

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-punishable by banishment!

-Yes, sir.

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We're right on it, Mr. Snowman.

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The team of Wazowski and Sullivan

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are going to change the world

starting today!

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Say scream!

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-Scream!

-Scream!

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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

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Wazowski, good luck on your first day!

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Thanks, Merv.

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-Good luck, Mike!

-Thanks, fellas.

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(ALL CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)

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You coming, Coach?

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You better believe it.

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(EXHALES)

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New toys!
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(ALL CHEERING)
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Noses.

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(CHILDREN CHATTERING NOISILY)
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(CRYING)
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(RINGING)
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(MOUTHING)
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(GURGLING)
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WOODY: "So I guess you could say

"Sunnyside is sunny once again!
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"Hope to hear from you soon. "We're all
super excited about your new home.

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"Hugs and kisses to everyone."
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Aw!
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BUZZ: That Barbie

has some nice handwriting.

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JESSIE: Uh, Buzz,

Barbie didn't write this.

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(BOTH EXCLAIMING)
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-Grab the sword!

-I got it!
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-Okay, go for the...

-Triple bonus!
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-Watch out!

-We got the cloak of darkness!

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-Run, run!

-My arms are never long enough!

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I'll do it! This is it! This is it!
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(ELECTRONIC EXPLOSION)
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-Yes!

-We did it!
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High-five! Hold on.

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(BOTH GRUNTING)
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Well, it's official.
You guys made the wall.

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-WOODY: Oh, look at this!

-Golly bob howdy! That's me!
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We're all up here!
Hey, Chuckles, lookin' good.

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DOLLY: Yeah, she really got your smile.

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ALL: Whee! Whee! Whee!
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Oh! Oh! (LAUGHS)
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What the...

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(LAUGHING)
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MR. POTATO HEAD: I told you kids!

Stay out of my butt!
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But soft, what light
through yonder window breaks?
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Romeo, o Romeo,
wherefore art thou Romeo?
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Next season, we're doing Cats.
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Or might I suggest Hamlet?
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Yeah. Detached wing.
Cosmetic damage.

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Nothing a little duct tape can't fix.

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(FLAMENCO MUSIC PLAYING)
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Huh?
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(EXCLAIMING)
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(CHUCKLING)
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I don't know what came over me.

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Just go with it, Buzz.

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(PANTING RAPIDLY)

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(SIGHING LOUDLY)

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I made it! My first day of class!

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Uh, the school year's over, son.

You missed it.

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Great.

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(INHALES DEEPLY)

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(PANTING RAPIDLY)
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(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
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(ROARING)
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(SHOUTING GIBBERISH)
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(GRUNTING)
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(YELPS)
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Huh?
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(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS)
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(SNIFFLING)
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-So, Mom, what's our plan?

-What are you doing up there?
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Looking through people's luggage.
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(HIGH-PITCHED) I'm the

mascot of an evil corporation.
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(LAUGHS)
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Get down from there.

We have to keep a low profile
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till we get to Seattle to tell the world

of the plot to destroy Springfield.
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(WHISPERING) I don't know if
you guys should be talking so loud.

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Oh, Lisa, it's not like the government

is listening to everybody's conversation.
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(MECHANICAL WHIRRING)
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(BEEPING)
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(CONVERSATIONS OVERLAPPING)
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WOMAN: Hi. I'm calling

about our Meat Lover's Pizza.
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I like meat, but I don't know

if I'm ready to love again.
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WOMAN 2: You hang up first.

MAN: No, you hang up first.
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WOMAN 2: Okay.
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(DIAL TONE HUMS)
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MAN: She hung up on me!
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LISA: But we're fugitives. We should

just lay low till we get to Seattle.
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Hey, everybody! I found one!
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The government actually found

someone we're looking for!
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Yeah, baby! Yeah!
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INUIT WOMAN: Homer Simpson,

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do you know why you are here?
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'Cause my family cares more about
other people than they do about me.

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Drink this liquid.
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(SCREAMING)
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More, please.
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Now we will cleanse your spirit
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by the ancient Inuit art of throat singing.
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Throat singing?
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(GUTTURAL CHANTING)
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(BOTH CHANTING)
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How long are we doing this?
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-Until you have an epiphany.

-Okay.
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(CHANTING)
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What's an epiphany?
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Sudden realization of great truth.
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Okay.
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(CHANTING)
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(MUSIC PLAYS)
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CHORUS: ♪ Spider Pig, Spider Pig
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♪ Does whatever a Spider Pig does
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-(RUMBLING)

-♪ Look out!
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♪ He's a Spider Pig ♪
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Unless you have an epiphany,
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you will spend the remainder

of your days alone.
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(BELL TOLLS)
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Epiphany, epiphany, epiphany. Ooh!
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Bananas are an excellent source
of potassium.

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(GRUNTS)
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Americans will never embrace soccer?
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More than two shakes

and it's playing with yourself?
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Hey, what are you doing?
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Oh, do whatever you want to me.

I don't care about myself anymore.
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INUIT WOMAN: Because?

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(GASPS)
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Because other people

are just as important as me.
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Without them, I'm nothing.
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In order to save myself...
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I have to save Springfield!
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That's it! Isn't it?
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-(THE SIMPSONS THEME PLAYING)

-(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)
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(CHEERING CONTINUES)
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(CHANTING)
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That was the most incredible
experience of my life.

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And now to find my family,

save my town and drop ten pounds.
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Thank you, boob lady.
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(ALARM BUZZING)
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(GROANS)
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(GRUNTING)
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(JOINTS CRACKING)
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Hah!
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(GRUNTS)
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(SIGHS IN RELIEF)
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(WHIRRING)
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(LOCKS CLICKING)
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(GRUNTS IN FRUSTRATION)
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(CONSTRUCTION WORKERS
SHOUTING)
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(MACHINES CLANGING)
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MAN: Stevie, throw me a deuce!
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(SCOFFS) Quite a sight, huh, Ellie?
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Uh! Mail's here.

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(SCOFFS) Shady Oaks Retirement.
Oh, brother.

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Hmm...

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Hey! Morning, Mr. Fredricksen.
Need any help there?
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No. Yes!
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Tell your boss over there
that you boys are ruining our house.

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Well, just to let you know,
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my boss will be happy to take
this old place off your hands,
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and for double his last offer!
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What do you say to that?
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Uh, I take that as a "no," then?
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I believe I made my position
to your boss quite clear.

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You poured prune juice in his gas tank.

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Yeah, that was good.
Here, let me talk to him.

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(BULLHORN BEEPS)
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You in the suit.
Yes, you. Take a bath, hippie!

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I am not with him!
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This is serious!
He's out to get your house.

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CARL: Tell your boss
he can have our house.

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-Really?

-When I'm dead!

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I'll take that as a maybe.
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Back at Traverse Town
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Tell me what happened.

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So the darkness is flowing
out of the Keyhole...

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No wonder there are more and
 more Heartless everywhere.
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The only way to stop them is...

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Seal the Keyhole, right?

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Maybe. But no one knows
what will happen once it's sealed.

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Well, we can't just stay here.
We have to do something.
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I've got a friend back there.

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That's right.
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You have one more friend
to worry about.
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Riku's Keyblade must have been born
of the captive princesses' hearts...
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just like that Keyhole you saw.
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Of course, without Kairi's heart,
it remained incomplete.
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Once that Keyblade was destroyed,
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the princesses' hearts
should have been freed.
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Don't worry, Sora.
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If anyone can save your friend, you can.
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Cid, I need to go back
to Hollow Bastion.

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I don't think I can let you do that, kid.
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The Heartless there are
multiplying by the minute.
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They'd eat your ship up.

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Then, what can we do?

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Simple. Go around 'em
instead of through.
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Install a new navigation gummi
and take a new route.

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A new gummi? From where?

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The secret waterway.
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When I came here nine years ago, I
stored it there in case I ever needed it.

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Never thought a kid would
be the one to use it!

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Let's go back and join the others.
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-We should rest up.

-Okay.

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-BOB: Hey, Vi.

-Hey.
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Where's Jack-Jack?
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BOB: E's taking him
for a little bit.

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-Edna is babysitting?

-Yeah.
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And you're okay with this?
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Yeah. I don't know why,
but yeah.
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(BOB SIGHS)
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I wanted to say something to you.
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Sorry about Tony.
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I didn't think about Dicker
erasing his memory...
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or about you having to pay

the price for a choice...
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you never made.
It's not fair, I know.

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And then, I made it worse
at the restaurant
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by trying to...
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Anyway. Anyway...
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I'm sorry.
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I'm used to knowing
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what the right thing to do is...
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but now, I'm not sure anymore.
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I just wanna be...
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(SIGHS)
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a good dad.
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VIOLET: You're not good.
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You're super.
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(BOB SNORING)

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KAIRI: A light at the end of the tunnel...

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Oh, your grandma's story, right?

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That's right. We were together.

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You know what's funny?
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I looked everywhere for you,
but you were with me all along.
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Finally, we're together, Kairi.
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Now, it's time to get Riku back.

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You think it'll ever be
the same again between us?
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Riku's lost his...

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When I turned into a Heartless,
you saved me, remember?

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SORA: I was lost in the darkness.
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I couldn't find my way.
As I stumbled through the dark,
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I started forgetting things,
my friends, who I was.
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The darkness almost swallowed me.
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But then I heard your voice. Your voice.

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You brought me back.

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I didn't want to just forget
about you, Sora. I couldn't.

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That's it!
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Our hearts are connected.
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And the light from our hearts broke
through the darkness. I saw that light.
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I think that's what saved me.
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No matter how deep the darkness,
a light shines within.
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I guess it's more than just a fairy tale.

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Well, let's go.

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You can't go.

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Why not?

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Because it's way too dangerous.

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Come on, Sora. We made it
this far by sticking together.
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You can't go alone.

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Kairi, even if we're apart,
we're not alone anymore.
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Right?

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I can't help?

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SORA: You'd kind of be in my way.

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Okay.
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You win.

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Take this.
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It's my lucky charm.
Be sure to bring it back to me.

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Don't worry. I will.

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Promise?

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Promise.

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Don't ever forget. Wherever you
go, I'm always with you.
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Oh, another summon gem?
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Let's help this little one.
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Here we go!
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Bibbity bobbity boo!
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I am Mushu!
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Thank you, Sora.
Here's something for you.
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Take good care of them.
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You found it?
All right, I'll go fix your ship.
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All set! You can get going any time.
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Kid, I gotta say, I wish you

didn't have to face all this danger.

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(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
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-(SCREECHING)

-(MUSIC STOPS)
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(SEAGULLS SQUAWKING)
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES)
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(GRUNTING)
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A-ha!
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(LAUGHING)
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(SINGING)
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(GRUNTING)
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(SWORD SWISHING)
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(PANTING)
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(GRUNTING)
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(GASPS)
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(SNIFFLES)
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Eh?
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"Booby Traps"? (GRUNTS)
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(LAUGHING)
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(GRUNTING)
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Ah...
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Oh, there you are, my lovely.
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(SINGING)
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Hmm! What's that?
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Take the book?
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I don't mind if I do.
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(GRUNTS)
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(LAUGHS) At last, it is mine.
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Finally, you are mine.
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All right. Let's do this. Bare knuckles.
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Bring it on, skinny. You don't scare me.
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(GRUNTS)
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(LAUGHS)
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(SCREAMING)
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You got any sevens?
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Go fish.
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-(SQUAWKING)

-(GROANING)
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Is that all you got?
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(LAUGHING)
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(EXCLAIMS)
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Ooh.
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(GRUNTS)
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(EXHALES)
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Hmm.
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Man, this is way overdue.
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(SNIFFLES)
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"Once upon a time, under the sea,
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"there was a little town

called Bikini Bottom.
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"In this town, there was a place
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"called The Krusty Krab,
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"where folks would come to eat a thing
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"called the Krabby Patty.
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"Every greasy spoon has a fry cook,

and the one who worked here
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"was named SpongeBob SquarePants."

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SEAGULLS: Who lives

in a pineapple under the sea?

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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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-Absorbent and yellow and porous is he

-Just hold it. Hold it.
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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If nautical nonsense

be something you wish
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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Then drop on the deck

and flop like a fish
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SpongeBob SquarePants!

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(GROANS) Stop!
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Huh?
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There's only one thing worse
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than talking birds, and that would be...
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Singing birds!
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Okay, I promise not to (SINGS) si-i-i-ng.
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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Take it from us.
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He really does hate singing birds.
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(SQUAWKS AND FARTS)
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Just keep weading.

Pwease, Mr. Piwate, sir.
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(GROANS)
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Come closer while I tell you the tale.
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-Okay, start reading.

-No. Not that close!
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Yeah. Hmm.
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All right, here we go.
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Now, SpongeBob loved his job
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-as a fry cook...

-(SINGING)
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...more than anything.
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And that is saying a lot
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because he loved everything!

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-He loved his pet snail, Gary.

-(MEOWS)
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He loved his best friend, Patrick.

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-(GRUNTS)

-(LAUGHING)
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He loved blowing bubbles
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-and jellyfishing.

-Whee!
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He loved making Krabby Patties

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for the folks of Bikini Bottom

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just as much as they loved eating them

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Why, you may ask,

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do they love this

greasy little sandwich so much?

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Why did they eat them for breakfast...

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-(GRUNTS)

-...lunch,
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and dinner,
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despite their doctor's warnings?

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He'll be gone in a week.
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(SOBBING) Oh, Harold!
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BURGER BEARD: Oh. It was a secret.
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No one was sure what was
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in these patties

that made them so delicious.
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And, frankly, no one cared,
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-except for Plankton.

-Meh.
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Plankton owned a restaurant

right across the street

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from The Krusty Krab,

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where no one ate

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because the food was really bad.
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Now, is that really necessary?
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BURGER BEARD: Plankton

had made it his life's work

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to steal the recipe.

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(WHIMPERS)
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SpongeBob, please, let's talk about this!
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And SpongeBob was

always there to protect it.

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But today, things

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would be different.

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(PLANKTON GRUNTS)
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Good morning, SpongeBob!
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Morning, Patrick!
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You here for

your pre-lunch Krabby Patty?
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I'm getting two today.
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One for me and one for my friend.
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Oh. Have I met this friend?
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"You know me, SpongeBob."
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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(LAUGHING)
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Enjoy, Patrick's tummy.
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Thirteen,
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fourteen, fifteen...
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Hey, Mr. Krabs, I thought we got
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our tartar sauce delivery on Thursday.
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Tartar...
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Sauce?
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PLANKTON: Bull's-eye!
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(LAUGHING)
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Plankton!
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So it's a food fight he wants, eh?
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Welcome to Air Plankton.
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Please put your seat backs

and tray tables up
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as we're now approaching

our final destination.
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(AIR RAID SIREN BLARING)
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Okay, Patrick, load the potatoes!
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Mashed or scalloped, sir?
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No, Patrick. Raw.
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Sir, yes, sir!
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Locked and loaded!
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Don't worry, little formuler,

you'll be safe in this,
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uh, safe.
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Fire!
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Potatoes?
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He's closing in!
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I think we have a few minutes

before he gets here.
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(GASPS) He's right on top of us!
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Hey, it's raining fries!
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It's gonna take a lot more than

potatoes to bring this baby down.
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Or maybe not.
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(ALL GASPING)
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(ALL CHEERING)
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Whoo!
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Wait a minute,

Patrick, look! He's got a tank!
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(GRUNTING)
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Well, Krabs, you're certainly

in a pickle now!
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(LAUGHS EVILLY)
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-(BOTH GASPING)

-(BOTH SCREAMING)
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(GRUNTS)
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Hey, it's raining pickles!
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(LAUGHS)
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Now it's raining...
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Tanks.
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You're welcome!
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(GROANING)
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Finland.
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(BOTH SCREAMING)
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You orders, sir!
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I'll have two

Krabby Patties-extra ketchup,
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extra mustard, and hold the mayo.
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Wrong channel!
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Your orders, sir!
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Extra ketchup! Extra mustard!

Hold the mayo!
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Yes, sir!
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Extra ketchup! Extra mustard!
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(GRUNTS) Hold the mayo!
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Unleash the condiments!
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With relish.
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(YELLS)
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(MAKES FARTING NOISE)
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Excuse me.
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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(BOTH YELLING)
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Hello?
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Hello?
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-Guess y'all don't want my money.

-Money?
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Thank you! Come again!
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(PANTING)
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I can't hold the mayo any longer!
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(GRUNTS)
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Mayo? Well, it's going to

take a lot more than mayo to stop...
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(GROANING)
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Now what?
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(LAUGHING EVILLY)
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Oh!
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I just remembered,

I don't work for Mr. Krabs!
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SPONGEBOB: Robot! Robot!
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Robot! Giant robot!
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Robot! Robot!
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Mr. Krabs, Plankton's here

and he's got a giant robot!
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Quick, boy, bar the door!
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Got it!
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(LAUGHING)
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(GASPS)
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I'll take one secret formula...
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-(SCREAMS)

-...to go.
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(SCREAMING)
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(WHIMPERING)
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Oh, barnacles. I'm out of gas?
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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I'm not through yet.
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I've got something that will make

you hand over that formula.
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Something you can't resist.
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(GASPS) Money!
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Yes! Huh?
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That's... That's... That's impossible!
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Well, it was full of money just last week.
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And then

I bought that airplane and built that tank.
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KRABS: Sounds to me like
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someone's just a wee bit broke!
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Well, Krabs, I guess you've won.
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I've spent every penny I've ever made

trying to put you out of business.
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Except this one.

My last penny. (CRYING)
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Besides, what can I do

with one measly cent anyway?
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You could give it to me.

Just a suggestion.
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Here, take it.
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You've taken everything else. Why not?
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(SOBBING)
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Well, Plankton,

like a reheated Krabby Patty,
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you're been foiled again.
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(GROANS)
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I guess this means the secret formula

is safe forever, right, Mr. Krabs?
_________________________________

It sure does, boy.
_________________________________

Why don't you scurry along?
_________________________________

(ALL LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Thanks for coming! Have a nice day!
_________________________________

_________________________________

ANNOUNCER ON TV: Order now,
you get the camera,
_________________________________

you get the printer, 4x optical zoom,
_________________________________

Schneider lens, photo printer, SD card.

_________________________________
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
_________________________________

"Good afternoon. My name is Russell.

_________________________________

"And I am a Wilderness Explorer
in Tribe 54, Sweat Lodge 12.

_________________________________

"Are you in need
of any assistance today, sir?"

_________________________________
No.

_________________________________

-I could help you cross the street.
-No.

_________________________________

-I could help you cross your yard.
-No.

_________________________________

-I could help you cross your porch.

-No.

_________________________________

Well, I gotta help you cross something.

_________________________________

No. I'm doing fine.

_________________________________

"Good afternoon. My name is Russell."
_________________________________

(CARL STAMMERING)
_________________________________

-Kid... Kid.
-And I an a Wilderness Explorer
_________________________________

-"in Tribe 54, Sweat Lodge 12."
-I... Slow down. Kid!
_________________________________

-"Are you in need of any assistance..."
-Thank you,
_________________________________

-but I don't need any help!
-"...today, sir?"
_________________________________

RUSSELL: Ow.

_________________________________

Proceed.

_________________________________

-"Good afternoon..."

-But skip to the end!
_________________________________

See these? These are
my Wilderness Explorer badges.

_________________________________

You may notice one is missing.

It's my Assisting the Elderly badge.

_________________________________

If I get it, I will become
a Senior Wilderness Explorer.

_________________________________

"The wilderness must be explored!"
_________________________________

Kaw kaw, raaar!
_________________________________

(HEARING AID SCREECHES)
_________________________________

It's gonna be great!
There's a big ceremony,
_________________________________

and all the dads come,
and they pin on our badges.

_________________________________

So, you want to assist an old person?
_________________________________

Yep! Then I'll be
a Senior Wilderness Explorer.

_________________________________

-You ever heard of a snipe?
-Snipe?
_________________________________

Bird. Beady eyes.

_________________________________

Every night it sneaks in my yard
and gobbles my poor azaleas.

_________________________________

I'm elderly and infirm. I can't catch it.

If only someone could help me.
_________________________________

-Me, me! I'll do it!

-I don't know. It's awfully crafty.

_________________________________

You'd have to clap your hands
three times to lure it in.

_________________________________

I'll find them, Mr. Fredricksen!
_________________________________

I think its burrow is two blocks down.
If you go past...

_________________________________

Two blocks down. Got it! Snipe.

_________________________________

Here, snipey, snipey.

_________________________________

Bring it back here when you find it.

_________________________________

RUSSELL: Snipe!
_________________________________

STEVE: Okay, keep her coming.
Keep coming.

_________________________________

And stop. Stop. Stop!
_________________________________

Why... Hey! Hey, you!
_________________________________

What do you...
What do you think you're doing?

_________________________________
-I am so sorry, sir.

-Don't touch that!
_________________________________

No, no, no.
Let me take care of that for you.

_________________________________

-Get away from our mailbox!
-Hey. Sir, I...

_________________________________

I don't want you to touch it!
_________________________________

Ow!
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

(BREATHING HEAVILY)
_________________________________

MAN: Steve, you all right?
_________________________________

(POLICE SIREN WAILS)
_________________________________

OFFICER EDITH: Sorry,
Mr. Fredricksen.

_________________________________

You don't seem like
a public menace to me. Take this.

_________________________________

The guys from Shady Oaks will be by
to pick you up in the morning, okay?

_________________________________
What do I do now, Ellie?
_________________________________

_________________________________

________

Imagining in December 2018

_________________________________

This is it, kids. Seattle.
_________________________________

(GASPING) Russ Cargill!

Do you think he saw us?
_________________________________

Yes, I did.
_________________________________

(DOGS BARKING)
_________________________________

Run! Run! Run! Run!
_________________________________

Run! Run!
_________________________________

Jump! Jump!
_________________________________

Land! Land!
_________________________________

Rest! Rest!
_________________________________

Run! Run!
_________________________________

Now, I know we've had a rough day,
_________________________________

but I'm sure we can put

all that behind us and just...
_________________________________

(GROWLING, SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Ow! Ow! That's my whipping arm!
_________________________________

(BARKING)
_________________________________

Oh, why does everything
I whip leave me?
_________________________________

-(WIND WHISTLING)

-Must keep going.
_________________________________

Must keep going.
_________________________________

(WHIMPERING) No, I can't.
I can't keep going.

_________________________________

Yes, you can.
_________________________________

No, I can't.
_________________________________

Oh, shut up.
_________________________________

You shut up.
_________________________________

No, you. No, you.
_________________________________

No, you. Oh, real mature.
_________________________________

How could you say that?
_________________________________

Oh, what's the point?
_________________________________

It's hopeless.
_________________________________

Don't give up, Homer.

You are closer than you think.
_________________________________

But which way do I go?
_________________________________

Much obliged.

_________________________________

_________________________________
Hollow Bastian Part 2
_________________________________
_________________________________

Where's Belle?

_________________________________

Still in the castle.

_________________________________

Against her will?

_________________________________

No, I think she stayed for a reason.
_________________________________
The other princesses are inside as well.

_________________________________

I wonder why?

_________________________________

Let's go ask them.

_________________________________

BEAST: You may need my strength.
_________________________________
I'll go with you.
_________________________________

_________________________________

Belle!
_________________________________
You came back.
_________________________________
BELLE: Of course I do.
_________________________________
I love you.
_________________________________
So, you've come
to seal the Keyhole, right?

_________________________________
Please, be careful.
_________________________________
The darkness is raging deep inside.
_________________________________
We've been holding it back,
_________________________________
but we can't hold out much longer.

_________________________________

We'll take care of it.
_________________________________
ALICE: Sora!
JASMINE: Oh, there you are.
_________________________________
Snow White? Jasmine! Alice!

_________________________________

JASMINE: Sora, please hurry!
_________________________________
Darkness is pouring from the Keyhole.

_________________________________

It's all we can do just to
hold back the darkness.

_________________________________

I don't know how long
we can manage even that.

_________________________________

We've been waiting for you,
Keyblade master.

_________________________________
Cinderella! Aurora! Merida! Rapunzel!
_________________________________
What are you guys doing here?

_________________________________

So, where's Ansem?

_________________________________

CINDERELLA: Gone.

_________________________________

When the Keyhole appeared,
darkness poured out of it.
_________________________________
It swallowed Ansem,
and he disappeared.

_________________________________

Though Ansem is gone,
the flood of darkness hasn't stopped.
_________________________________

We're working together to hold it back.

_________________________________

I cannot forget the look on his face.
_________________________________
As the darkness engulfed him,
he was smiling.

_________________________________

All right, I'm on my way.
_________________________________
JASMINE: Good luck, Sora!
AURORA: Seal the Keyhole.
_________________________________
SNOW WHITE: Goodbye!

_________________________________

We're counting on you, Keyblade master.
_________________________________
In the meantime,
we'll do what we can, too.
_________________________________
The fissure,
it is about to eject its pyroclastic fury!
_________________________________
Milo, Mole says the wall's going to blow!
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(ATLANTEANS GASP)

_________________________________

Now let's go and seal that big Keyhole!

_________________________________

LEON: Sora. You did it.
_________________________________

What are you guys doing here?

_________________________________

We came in Cid's ship.

_________________________________

This is our childhood home.
_________________________________
We wanted to see it again.

_________________________________

It's in worse shape than I feared.
_________________________________
It used to be so peaceful...

_________________________________

Don't worry.
_________________________________
If we defeat Ansem,
all should be restored.
_________________________________

Including your island.

_________________________________

Really?

_________________________________

But, it also means goodbye.

_________________________________

Once the worlds are restored,
_________________________________
they'll be separate again.

_________________________________

Everyone will go back to
where they came from.

_________________________________

Then I'll visit you guys
with the gummi ship.

_________________________________

It's not that simple.

_________________________________

Before all this, you didn't know
about the other worlds, right?

_________________________________

Because every world was isolated.
_________________________________
Impassable walls divided them.

_________________________________

The Heartless destroyed those walls.
_________________________________
But if the world return, so will the walls.

_________________________________

Which means gummi ships
will be useless.

_________________________________

So you're saying we'll never...?

_________________________________

We may never meet again,
_________________________________
but we'll never forget each other.

_________________________________

No matter where we are, our hearts
will bring us together again.

_________________________________

Besides, I couldn't forget you
even if I wanted to.

_________________________________

What's that supposed to mean?

_________________________________

DONALD: Sora!

_________________________________

Hurry! Come and close the Keyhole!

_________________________________

Sora, good luck.

_________________________________
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

_________________________________

(EXHALES)

_________________________________

Milo?

_________________________________

ALICE: Thank you, Sora.
_________________________________
I think the darkness
has begun to weaken.

_________________________________

But I can feel a powerful darkness
growing somewhere far away.

_________________________________

RAPUNZEL:
It's the heart of the darkness.
_________________________________
AURORA: Mmm-hmm.
_________________________________
It must be where Ansem went.

_________________________________

Then we'll take the gummi ship
_________________________________
and deal with both Ansem
and the Heartless.

_________________________________

A worthy answer, Keyblade master.
_________________________________
We offer this power to aid your battle.

_________________________________

Sora, your courage can
bring back our worlds.

_________________________________

Once the darkness is gone,
all should return to its original state.

_________________________________

Kairi will be back on the island?
_________________________________
ALICE: Oh, why, yes.
RAPUNZEL: Exactly!

_________________________________

Most certainly. And you should be, too.

_________________________________

I can't go home 'til
I find Riku and the king.
_________________________________

_________________________________

(HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING)
_________________________________

(MEN SHOUTING IN DISTANCE)
_________________________________

Ten-hut!
_________________________________

(SAXOPHONE PLAYING)
_________________________________

Lisa, knock off that racket!
_________________________________

(GASPS) Lisa!
_________________________________

(PLAYING BLUESY TUNE)
_________________________________

They captured my family.

What do I do? What do I do?
_________________________________

(TIRES SCREECHING)
_________________________________

There's something strange

about that "sop" sign.
_________________________________

(ENGINE ROARING)
_________________________________

(SOFTLY CLINKS)
_________________________________

-(GASPS) Did you hear something?

-Probably just a moth.
_________________________________

I hope it's okay.
_________________________________
(SCREAMING) Oh!

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

D'oh!
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Look, look, look, look, look.
_________________________________

We can't keep stopping at every

"sop," "yeld", or "one vay" sign.
_________________________________

Just move on.
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Let us out! Let us out!
_________________________________

Stop that. You'll scratch your shackles.
_________________________________

I hope I do.
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(HISSING)
_________________________________
LISA: Oh, way to go, Bart.

_________________________________

You stink.
_________________________________

No, you stink.
_________________________________

(MOANING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
LISA: Ow. (GROANS)

_________________________________

________

Imagining in January 2019

_________________________________
_________________________________
CHIP: Hiya, Sora! It's me, Chip!
_________________________________
There's a big tournament
being held at the Coliseum.
_________________________________
Big?
_________________________________
DALE: The competition's a lot
tougher now, so be careful.
_________________________________
_________________________________

(SOBBING)
_________________________________

KRABS: He's been out there

crying for 20 minutes.
_________________________________

Pathetic.
_________________________________

I'm just going to

go out there and gloat a little.
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

(BONE CRACKING)
_________________________________

Cyclops to Laptop. Come in, Laptop.
_________________________________

"Laptop." You do realize

that nickname is demanding?

_________________________________
I have twice the processing

power of a lap top.

_________________________________
(WHISPERING) Never mind.

Maintain radio silence.
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

Finally!
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

A pressure plate, eh, Krabs?
_________________________________

Amateur hour.
_________________________________

Hmm.
_________________________________

Perfect!
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Not a bad likeness.
_________________________________

Good enough to fool that idiot Krabs.
_________________________________

Easy, easy.
_________________________________

(BEEPING)
_________________________________

(MOCKINGLY) Plankton's broke!

Ooh-ooh.
_________________________________

SPONGEBOB: Look at Mr. Krabs go.
_________________________________

I've never seen him

gloat this hard before.
_________________________________

-(LAUGHS)

-(SOBBING)
_________________________________

Hey, well, Plankton,
_________________________________

me bunions are telling me

it's time to stop gloating.
_________________________________

Huh? Looks like you're

falling apart at the seams.
_________________________________

-Huh?

-Poor me.
_________________________________

-Sob, sob.

-A robot?
_________________________________

(GASPS) Plankton?
_________________________________

Uh-oh.
_________________________________

(BEEPING)
_________________________________

-That ain't good.

-(ALARM BLARING)
_________________________________

FEMALE COMPUTER VOICE:

Initiating lockdown sequence.

_________________________________
Me formuler!
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Huh? Ow!
_________________________________

-(ALL GASPING)

-(SHRIEKS)
_________________________________

No, no, no! No!
_________________________________

Squidward! Open up!
_________________________________

Ha-ha, victory dance. Boo-ya.
_________________________________

(PANTING) Give me that!
_________________________________

Come on, SpongeBob, join me!
_________________________________

And we'll be rich and powerful,
_________________________________

until I eventually betray you.
_________________________________

(STAMMERING)
_________________________________

-Uh, join me!

-No! Never!
_________________________________

I'm on Team Krabs for life!
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Plankton!
_________________________________

(BOTH STRAINING)
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

What? Where'd it go?
_________________________________

PLANKTON: Wait a minute.

Molecular deconstruction?

_________________________________
I proved that to be a

scientific impossibility seven times!

_________________________________
SPONGEBOB: Wait a minute.

_________________________________
I think I forget to empty

Gary's litter box today.

_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________

Where's me formuler, Plankton?
_________________________________

I... I don't know! It just disappeared!
_________________________________

Why should I believe you, you lying liar?
_________________________________

Normally, I'd agree with you, Mr. Krabs,
_________________________________

but this time he's telling

the truth. It just vanished!
_________________________________

It's true! (GASPS)
_________________________________

(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

Mr. Krabs, I'm telling you he's innocent!
_________________________________

What are you going to do, Krabs?
_________________________________

Pour hot oil on me?
_________________________________

Or put bamboo shoots under my nails?
_________________________________

No. Knock, knock.
_________________________________

Knock-knock jokes?

I can do this all day, Krabs.
_________________________________

Knock, knock.
_________________________________

Oh, boy. Who's there?
_________________________________

Jimmy.
_________________________________

Jimmy who?
_________________________________

Jimmy back my formuler, Plankton!
_________________________________

Well, that's stupid, but how is it torture?
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) You'll see.
_________________________________

"Jimmy back my formula"?
_________________________________

Hmm.
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

I get it!
_________________________________

(LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Oh, make it stop, Krabs! Make it stop!
_________________________________

-(CONTINUES LAUGHING)

-(CONTINUES SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Mr. Krabs? SpongeBob, zip it!
_________________________________

(GROANS) Thank you, Squidward.
_________________________________

The customers are getting restless!
_________________________________

They're asking for
_________________________________

refunds.
_________________________________

(ECHOES) Refunds.
_________________________________

(COUGHS) Refunds?
_________________________________

CUSTOMERS: (CHANTING)

Refund! Refund!
_________________________________

Listen up, boy. Get in there
_________________________________

and make some customers

some Krabby Patties!
_________________________________

All right, Plankton... Huh?
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

SpongeBob! What's wrong, boy?
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

We're out of Krabby Patties?
_________________________________

How can we make more Krabby

Patties without the secret formula?
_________________________________

You've got to have that

formuler memorized by now!
_________________________________

But as you are aware, sir,
_________________________________

the employee handbook

clearly states, and I quote,
_________________________________

"No employee may, in part or in whole,
_________________________________

"commit the Krabby Patty secret formula
_________________________________

"to any recorded written or visual form,
_________________________________

"including memories, dreams,

and/or needlepoint."
_________________________________

(WAILING) Curse you, fine print!
_________________________________

CUSTOMERS: (CHANTING)

Refund! Refund! Refund!
_________________________________

Stop!
_________________________________

(SQUIDWARD GROANS)
_________________________________

I'm not your enemy!
_________________________________

Plankton is your enemy!
_________________________________

So is he an anemone or a plankton?
_________________________________

(DRUM PLAYS RIMSHOT)
_________________________________

Well, someone had to do it.
_________________________________

(STAMMERS) But Mr. Krabs...
_________________________________

-He took this from you!

-(CUSTOMERS GASPING)
_________________________________

-Krabby Patty...

-I can almost taste it.
_________________________________

Uh, Mr. Krabs,

Plankton didn't take the secret formula.
_________________________________

Not now, SpongeBob!
_________________________________

Hey! I ordered a double Krabby Patty!
_________________________________

So join me! Help get the formuler back,
_________________________________

and I'll give each

and every one of you a free Krabby Patty!
_________________________________

(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________

Oh, no! Wait!
_________________________________

Even better, a slight discount!
_________________________________

(ALL SIGHING)
_________________________________

-To the Chum Bucket!

-(CUSTOMERS CLAMORING)
_________________________________

But he didn't do it.
_________________________________

PLANKTON: I had it right

in my greedy little mitts,
_________________________________

and then... Poof!
_________________________________

And now it's gone. Gone forever.
_________________________________

Oh, I was so close to

gaining the people's respect-slash-fear.
_________________________________

Um, Plankton?
_________________________________

Oh, when will my

frustration-slash-humiliation end?
_________________________________

-Plankton?

-Not now, hon!
_________________________________

I'm ranting-slash-raving.
_________________________________

All right, what is it?
_________________________________

Well, I was trying to tell you

there's an angry mob outside.

_________________________________
-But now they're inside.
-(ALL GROWLING)
_________________________________

Oh. (YELPS)
_________________________________

-CROWD: Hmm?
-I just work here.

_________________________________
We'd like to have a word with you!
_________________________________

(ALL CLAMORING)
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) You all look very hungry.
_________________________________

Can I get anybody a Chum Burger?
_________________________________

KRABS: Enough with

the niceties, Plankton!
_________________________________

This is the last time I'm going to ask you.
_________________________________

Where is me formuler?
_________________________________

I told you, Krabs, I don't have it.
_________________________________

Wrong answer.
_________________________________

-(WHIMPERING)
-SPONGEBOB: Stop!
_________________________________

All right, Mr. Krabs, let me get in on this.
_________________________________

(GROWLS)
_________________________________

What's going on around here?
_________________________________

You may want to

step back a little, Mr. Krabs.
_________________________________

This could get messy.
_________________________________

Let's hope so.
_________________________________

So you won't talk, eh, Plankton?
_________________________________

I didn't want to have to do this.
_________________________________

Plankton, here comes the pain.
_________________________________

Soap, in the eye, eh? Diabolical!
_________________________________

(INHALES DEEPLY)
_________________________________

No! Stop! Don't!
_________________________________

Wait. That didn't look painful.
_________________________________

Mr. Krabs, you may not

understand what I'm about to do today,
_________________________________

but somebody we'll look back

and have a good laugh.
_________________________________

Wait a minute.
_________________________________

Hey, they're getting away!
_________________________________

Sorry, Mr. Krabs!
_________________________________

So, you've been running

a long con on me, eh?
_________________________________

All these years you've been

working for Plankton!
_________________________________

They're in cahoots!
_________________________________

Yeah, I guess that's

a short way of saying it.
_________________________________

Stop that bubble!
_________________________________

(ALL SHOUTING)
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

(BOTH GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

Please tell me there's

something soft below me.
_________________________________

BOTH: Mmm, nope.
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

KRABS: SpongeBob!
_________________________________

Oh. You were like

an underpaid son to me.
_________________________________

I would've expected Squidward

to stab me in the back.
_________________________________

(SNORING) Huh? What? Huh?
_________________________________

But SpongeBob?
_________________________________

Me most trusted employee?

Working with me sworn enemy?
_________________________________

You know what this means,

Mr. Squidward.
_________________________________

We get the rest of the day off?
_________________________________

No!
_________________________________

This be but a harbinger

of what I fear lies ahead.
_________________________________

For you. For me.
_________________________________

For all of Bikini Bottom!
_________________________________

The Krabby Patty

is what ties us all together!
_________________________________

Without it, there will be

a complete breakdown of social order.
_________________________________

A war of all against all!
_________________________________

Dark times are ahead.
_________________________________

Dark times indeed!
_________________________________

Seriously?
_________________________________

Aren't you overreacting a bit?
_________________________________

ALL: Huh?
_________________________________

Welcome to the apocalypse,

Mr. Squidward.
_________________________________

-I hope you like leather.

-(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________

SQUIDWARD: I prefer suede.
_________________________________

BURGER BEARD: And so

Bikini Bottom became
_________________________________

an apocalyptic cesspool forevermore.
_________________________________

The end.
_________________________________

-(GRUNTS)

-(BONE CRACKS)
_________________________________

Wait a minute. That's a terrible ending.
_________________________________

-Oh, this is bad. Really bad.

-What? What?
_________________________________

SpongeBob's in trouble

and the story's over?
_________________________________

-Ouch. Ouch. Ouch.

-(BELL TOLLING)
_________________________________

SEAGULL 1: Hey, call a therapist!
_________________________________

SEAGULL 2: I have anxiety!
_________________________________

(SEAGULL 3 SOBBING)
_________________________________

There is no way that

that's the end of this story.
_________________________________

(SCOFFS)
_________________________________

Of course it is. I'll show you.
_________________________________

Just turn around.
_________________________________

Oh, all right.
_________________________________

-(GROANS) Hey!

-(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

I need that to fly, you jerk.
_________________________________

"The
_________________________________

"End"!
_________________________________

SEAGULL 4: That's not the end!
_________________________________

(GRUNTS) Of course it is!
_________________________________

-Unhand that book!

-You let go of that!
_________________________________

Let go, you numbskull!
_________________________________

-(SCREAMING)

-(CRASHING)
_________________________________

You better keep reading, Mr. Pirate,
_________________________________

or else!
_________________________________

I know I shouldn't be

littering, but that ending was rubbish!
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Rubbish! (LAUGHS)
_________________________________

(PEOPLE CLAMORING)
_________________________________

(RUMBLING)
_________________________________

Good morning, Squidward.

I'll have the usual.
_________________________________

(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________

With cheese.
_________________________________

We're out of Krabby Patties right now!
_________________________________

No Krabby Patties?
_________________________________

No!
_________________________________

Look what's become of Bikini Bottom.
_________________________________

We've really gotta get that formula back.
_________________________________

Hmm. Get the secret formula, you say?
_________________________________

Excuse me, I need a moment.
_________________________________

With that formula, I could rule the world!
_________________________________

(LAUGHING EVILLY)
_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________

You know I can hear you, right?
_________________________________

Well, what do we do now?
_________________________________

Now we work together.

You know, teamwork.
_________________________________

What's, uh, "tee-am work"?
_________________________________

No, Plankton, teamwork.
_________________________________

Tee-am work.
_________________________________

-Teamwork.

-Tie-'em work.
_________________________________

-Teamwork.

-Tie 'em up!
_________________________________

-Say "team," like a sports...

-Team.
_________________________________

-Team. Now say "work."

-Work.
_________________________________

Put them together. What do you got?
_________________________________

Time bomb work.
_________________________________

Getting better!
_________________________________

Now, Bikini Bottom Action News!

_________________________________
-(PATRICK GROANING)

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

Oh, hey, Patrick!
_________________________________

Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty,

Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty!
_________________________________

(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty,

Krabby... (WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

Krabby Patty, Krabby... (WHIMPERS)
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Krabby Patty... (WHIMPERS)
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Krabby... (WHIMPERS)
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Krabby! (SOBBING)
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Come on, tummy,
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it's gonna be a long day.
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NEWS ANCHOR: We interrupt

your regular program

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for an important news bulletin.

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Perch Perkins reporting live
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from downtown Bikini (YELPS) Bottom.
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Complete chaos here today

as our town attempts to deal with
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a sudden and complete shortage

of Krabby Patties. Whoa!
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Events here have

this reporter wondering,
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what is the secret ingredient in Krabby

Patties anyway? (SCREAMING)
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It's love! The secret ingredient is live!
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(GASPS) No more Krabby Patties?
_________________________________

If I'd have known that,
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I'd have chewed it slower. Huh?
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What the corndog is that?
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(PEOPLE CLAMORING)
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Come on, Plankton, it's easy!
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It means, I help you, you help me,
_________________________________

and when we accomplish our goal,
_________________________________

then we do hands in the middle.
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Hands in the middle?

No, no. Sounds idiotic.
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Beside, the two of us

are no match for that cranky mob!
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(STRAINING)
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We could probably use a few more
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tee-am works.
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That's exactly what I was thinking!
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Wait, what are you doing?
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(SCREAMING)
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(BOTH GRUNTING)
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PATRICK: I need Krabby Patties!
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-(GROANING)

-Patrick, what are you doing?
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Krabby Patties!
_________________________________

Vandalizing stuff.
_________________________________

Isn't that your house?
_________________________________

Hey, what's with all the questions?
_________________________________

Who are you guys?
_________________________________

It's me, your best friend! SpongeBob?
_________________________________

Oh, yeah? Well, if you're SpongeBob,
_________________________________

then what's the secret password?
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BOTH: Uh...
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Correct! It is you!
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-SpongeBob!

-Whoa.
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-SpongeBob.

-Patrick!
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-SpongeBob!

(GROANING)
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Why aren't you at The Krusty

Krab making Krabby Patties?
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-(PLANKTON GRUNTS)

-Well, I'd love to, but the formula's gone.
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Yeah, Mr. Krabs says

you and Plankton took it.
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No, that's not what happened.
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It just disappeared.
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We're putting a team together to find it.
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A team?
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Oh! Oh! Pick me! Pick me! Pick me!
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Okay, Patrick, you're in.
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PLANKTON: I don't know, SpongeBob.
_________________________________

What exactly does this clown

bring to the tee-am?
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He brings loyalty, Plankton.
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Loyalty. Isn't that right, Patrick?
_________________________________

Yeah, yeah, loyalty.
_________________________________

I've got SpongeBob!
_________________________________

He's over here!
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(IMITATES ALARM)
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-Let's go get him!

-(ALL SHOUTING)
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Come on, SpongeBob,

let's get out of here!
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Patrick!
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-(GROANS)

-(CONTINUES IMITATING ALARM)
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Patrick, why are you doing this?
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Because I need
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Krabby Patties!
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Hurry up! I'm hungry!
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-Over here!

-(PANTING)
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(CONTINUES IMITATING ALARM)
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Guys, am I still on the team?
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Hey, what are you looking at?
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(PEOPLE CLAMORING)
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(SPONGEBOB PANTING)
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Sandy!
_________________________________

Sandy!
_________________________________

Sandy?
_________________________________

Sandy, are you home?
_________________________________

Gee, Plankton, I wonder where she is.
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What is all this stuff?
_________________________________

Sandy?
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-(SCREAMS)

-Don't touch that!
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Incoherent muttering. (MUTTERING)
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Sandy? Are you okay?
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(SHOUTING) Okay?
_________________________________

Have you looked outside?

Does that seem "okay" to you?
_________________________________

I'm trying to figure out

what happened to society.
_________________________________

If we don't fix it soon,
_________________________________

there won't  be anything left to fix!
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Sandy?
_________________________________

The lack of Krabby Patties

has driven her mad.
_________________________________

And I think I figgered it out.
_________________________________

Look.
_________________________________

When this came down from above,
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I knew it could only mean one thing.
_________________________________

And that would be?
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It means it's the end!
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The sandwich gods are angry with us!
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BOTH: Sandwich gods?
_________________________________

I just don't know

how we're going to appease them!
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(MUTTERING)
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PLANKTON: You got any other friends

who aren't dim bulbs or nut jobs?
_________________________________

Well, I have one friend

who's loyal to the very end.
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(PEOPLE SHOUTING)
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Gary, I'm home.
_________________________________

Gare-bear?
_________________________________

Gary?
_________________________________

Gary?
_________________________________

-Ugh.

-Huh?
_________________________________

Revolting!
_________________________________

But it means Gary is close by!
_________________________________

Gary, I'm back!
_________________________________

Whoa.
_________________________________

Oh, hey, Gary, Plankton and I need you

to help us find the Krabby Patty formula
_________________________________

-and fix Bikini Bottom.

-(MEOWING)
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What do you mean, you don't

have to do as I say anymore?
_________________________________

-(MEOWING)

-What do you mean, "King of Snails"?
_________________________________

Gary The Snail, you get down here right

now and join this team!
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(MEOWING)
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What do you mean, "Seize them"?
_________________________________

(ROARING)
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(BOTH SCREAMING)
_________________________________

-Why are you running?

-(PANTING)
_________________________________

Because they're right on our tail.
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Oh, right, snails.
_________________________________

Well, so much for your tee-am.
_________________________________

Putting together a team is a lot

harder than I thought it would be!
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-(PEOPLE CLAMORING)
-KRABS: This way!
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We better get out of here

until things cool off.
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(GLASS SHATTERING)
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SPONGEBOB: Everything we know

and love has been destroyed.
_________________________________

Oh, yea, looks like

they're gonna have to
_________________________________

change the name

of Bikini Bottom to Dirty Bottom.
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(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

Right, SpongeBob?
_________________________________

That's kind of gross, Plankton.
_________________________________

Yeah. Yeah, too soon, huh?
_________________________________

This feels like it really is the end.
_________________________________

Don't worry, SpongeBob,
_________________________________

we'll find the secret formula and

everything will go back to the way it was,
_________________________________

you know, all happy and junk.
_________________________________

Now let's try and get some sleep.
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-(DISTANT CHATTER)

-(GLASS SHATTERING)
_________________________________

Yeah, I guess you're right.
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(SHIVERS)
_________________________________

Here you are. Feel comfy?
_________________________________

You know, Plankton,
_________________________________

I think you might know a little bit more
_________________________________

about teamwork than you let on.
_________________________________

Good night, SpongeBob.
_________________________________

Good night, Plankton.
_________________________________

(SNORING)
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(LAUGHS EVILLY)
_________________________________

"Good night," indeed.
_________________________________

That's right, SpongeBob, sleep.
_________________________________

You're hiding that formula

in there somewhere.
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Well, here goes nothing.
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

What is this place?
_________________________________

-(LAUGHING)

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

(LAUGHS) Fudge fight!
_________________________________

-Oh, it's all over me!

-(LAUGHING)
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Ew! It's so sweet in here!
_________________________________

I think my eyeball is getting a toothache!
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FEMALE VOICES: Hello, Plankton.
_________________________________

Come and play with us.
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-(GASPS)

-Hurry
_________________________________

before we met.
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-(WHIMPERS)

-(BOTH GIGGLING)
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(SCREAMING)
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(PANTING)
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(BICYCLE BELL RINGING)
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(SCREAMING)
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Whoa...
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(SCREAMING)
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(GRUNTS)
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(GROANING)
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(WHIMPERS)
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(SCREAMING)
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(PURRING)
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-(MEOWS)

-(PLANKTON GROANS)
_________________________________

So much sweetness.
_________________________________

I think I'm going to be sick! (GAGS)
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

Daddy!
_________________________________

(PLANKTON SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Uh, Plankton? Oh, Plankton!
_________________________________

I just had

the craziest dream! And you were in it!
_________________________________

I'm sure it was nothing.
_________________________________

Now go back to sleep.
_________________________________

Were you in my brain?
_________________________________

What? No! That's crazy talk!
_________________________________

Then why is there

cotton candy on your antenna?
_________________________________

Because, uh, because, uh...
_________________________________

Okay, fine, I was in your brain.
_________________________________

(GASPS) What were you doing in there?
_________________________________

What do you think I was doing?
_________________________________

Looking for the secret formula.
_________________________________

-What?

-Don't act so innocent.
_________________________________

You knew what I was up to.
_________________________________

That's why you're pretending

not to know the formula.
_________________________________

I'm not pretending!
_________________________________

I can't believe you thought I was lying.
_________________________________

Hey, don't take it personally.
_________________________________

I just assume everyone is lying.
_________________________________

That is a horrible way
_________________________________

-to live your life.

-Whatever.
_________________________________

It is! And if we're going

to be on the same team...
_________________________________

Maybe I don't want to be
_________________________________

on the tee-am! You think of that?
_________________________________

But, Plankton, everything's better
_________________________________

-when you're part of a team.

-(PLAYING TUNE)
_________________________________

You're not going

to start singing, are you?
_________________________________

-(SINGING) Teamwork!

-Oh, brother.
_________________________________

We can do anything

when we have teamwork

_________________________________
Don't you think so, my friend?

_________________________________
No, tee-am work

_________________________________
Is getting in the way

of my schee-am work

_________________________________
What don't you comprehend?

_________________________________
But working together is the key

_________________________________
Nothing's impossible

when it's you and me

_________________________________
I'm doing just fine on my own

_________________________________
Work is no fun when you do it alone

_________________________________
If I want it done right, I'll do it by myself

_________________________________
But what if you need

something on a higher shelf?

_________________________________
But I'm the target

_________________________________
Of a very scary,

crazy post-apocalyptic mob!

_________________________________
Well, that's exactly

why you need a partner

_________________________________
Helping you with this important job

_________________________________
I'll be the hammer, you'll be the nail

_________________________________
I'll be the boat and you'll be the sail

_________________________________
I'm the flower, you're the aroma

_________________________________
Right now I wish I was in a coma

_________________________________
Come on.
_________________________________

I'm here for you and you're here for me
_________________________________

It's better when you plus me equals we
_________________________________

Working together in harmony
_________________________________

Side by side, we can reach our dreams
_________________________________

'Cause nothing's impossible
_________________________________

When we're a team!

_________________________________
All right, you can put me down.
_________________________________

Well... (SIGHS)
_________________________________

That's one minute of my life

I'll never get back.
_________________________________

Not without a time machine.
_________________________________

Wait a minute. Hold that thought.
_________________________________

-Now back up.

-(SPEAKING BACKWARDS)
_________________________________

(REWINDING)
_________________________________

Slow down.
_________________________________

(SLOWLY) Not without a time machine.
_________________________________

Hmm.
_________________________________

Yes!
_________________________________

-SpongeBob, you're a genius!

-I am?
_________________________________

If we build a time machine,
_________________________________

we can go back to before

the formula disappeared.
_________________________________

Before society broke down.

Before we became the hunted!
_________________________________

That sounds great, Plankton,
_________________________________

but how do we build a time machine?
_________________________________

Well, first we'll need

a computer powerful enough
_________________________________

to calculate the intricacies of time travel.
_________________________________

Where would we get one of those?
_________________________________

Hmm.
_________________________________

PLANKTON: There she is.

My computer wife.
_________________________________

They're got her tied up in the back room.
_________________________________

I've never seen this many

people at The Chum Bucket.
_________________________________

I've never seen anyone there.
_________________________________

Now was that really necessary?
_________________________________

Cause the food's really bad.
_________________________________

-Oh, come on! Really?

-Shh!
_________________________________

How are we gonna

sneak past those guards?
_________________________________

Hmm.
_________________________________

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
_________________________________

Well, what do we have here?
_________________________________

(ALL GRUNTING)
_________________________________

We better hurry.

Those guys really hate tires.
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

We'll never get in. The door's locked.
_________________________________

(GRUNTS) Hmm.
_________________________________

Wait. The window is open.
_________________________________

Come on, Plankton,
_________________________________

it's time for some teamwork.

Give me a boost.
_________________________________

Okay. Wait a minute, no!
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Just a little higher, Plankton.
_________________________________

Plankton?
_________________________________

Why don't you boost me up instead?
_________________________________

Oh, yeah, good thinking.
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

(WHISPERING)

Come on, SpongeBob, come on!
_________________________________

We're in!
_________________________________

Shh!
_________________________________

There's a guard over there.
_________________________________

Let's take the key from around his neck.
_________________________________

We're gonna have to be very quiet.
_________________________________

Let's walk on the tips of our toes.
_________________________________

-(PATRICK SNORING)

-(FOOTSTEPS CLINKING)
_________________________________

(YAWNING)
_________________________________

(CLINKING CONTINUES)
_________________________________

Will you stop playing that tiny piano?
_________________________________

(WHISPERING)

You're gonna get us caught.
_________________________________

-Sorry.

-(SNORING)
_________________________________

Now just reach over and grab it.
_________________________________

-(CREAKING)

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

Halt! Who goes there?
_________________________________

(SNORING)
_________________________________

-Stop! Pull it over his head!

-Oh.
_________________________________

Stop, stop, stop!
_________________________________

Let me get up there.
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

-(GRUNTS)

-(TEETH CHATTERING)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Help me.
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(PATRICK GRUNTS)
_________________________________

What? (GASPS)
_________________________________

No!
_________________________________

Plankton, help! (GRUNTS)
_________________________________

I'll rock him, you tell him a bedtime story.
_________________________________

(STAMMERS) Once upon a time
_________________________________

there was a big fat

pink idiot who went to sleep. The end!
_________________________________

Nice try,

but it's gonna take more than that to...
_________________________________

(SNORING)
_________________________________

I told you, I don't have

the formula, you monsters!

_________________________________
-Hey, baby, how are you?

-Plankton!
_________________________________

My hero! You must need something,

_________________________________
otherwise you wouldn't have come back.

_________________________________
Plankton has a plan

to save Bikini Bottom.
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

It doesn't matter, Plankton.

Krabs knows all your plans.

_________________________________
He's been through my hard drive

_________________________________
looking for the secret formula.

_________________________________
Eh, I never had it.

But we're going to get it.
_________________________________

We're gonna go back in time
_________________________________

to steal the formula

before it disappeared.
_________________________________

Time travel!
_________________________________

Where are you gonna find

a computer that can do that?

_________________________________
Wait a minute!

_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

I've never carried a head before.
_________________________________

PLANKTON: You'll get used to it.
_________________________________

It's still warm. (GASPS)
_________________________________

So you won't talk, huh?
_________________________________

-Let some air out of him.

-(HISSING)
_________________________________

SPONGEBOB: Is this where

we're gonna build our time machine?
_________________________________

PLANKTON: Sure.

It's got everything we need.
_________________________________

A photo booth.
_________________________________

-A cuckoo clock.

-(CUCKOOS)
_________________________________

Some day-old chips.
_________________________________

Now all we have to do is build it.
_________________________________

(PLAYS TUNE)
_________________________________

Oh, no, you don't! (GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Hey, my pitch pipe!
_________________________________

Uh, I need it. For the time machine.
_________________________________

-Oh. Okay.

-(SHATTERING)
_________________________________

(TOILET FLUSHES)
_________________________________

Installed!
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Mmm.
_________________________________

I did it!
_________________________________

No, we did it!
_________________________________

Wait. We did it.
_________________________________

As a tee-am.
_________________________________

-A team.

-Whatever.
_________________________________

BOTH: (SINGING)

Working together in harmony

_________________________________
Side by side, we can reach our dreams

_________________________________
'Cause nothing's impossible

When we're a team

_________________________________
Okay, now for the brains!
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Okay, Plankton, this is it.

_________________________________
It's gonna take all my processors

_________________________________
and energy to power this time machine.

_________________________________
So if you have anything

you wanna tell me,

_________________________________
you better tell me now.

_________________________________
Well, Karen...
_________________________________

I know I've taken you for granted
_________________________________

all these years, and
_________________________________

I, I just wanted to say,
_________________________________

I'm glad you're on my tee-am.
_________________________________

Oh, Sheldon,

_________________________________
that's the sweetest thing you've ever...

_________________________________
(CRYING)
_________________________________

Plankton, are you crying?
_________________________________

No, no, no!
_________________________________

It's just one of the hazards

of having a giant eyeball.
_________________________________

There's always stuff getting in there.
_________________________________

Anyway, (CLEARS THROAT)

where were we?
_________________________________

Say "cheese."
_________________________________

Cheese!
_________________________________

(MACHINE BEEPING)
_________________________________

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________

_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

Morning, gentlemen.

_________________________________

Good morning, Mr. Fredricksen.
You ready to go?

_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Ready as I'll ever be.

_________________________________

Would you do me a favor
and take this?
_________________________________

I'll meet you at the van in just a minute.

_________________________________

I wanna say one last goodbye
to the old place.

_________________________________

Sure. Take all the time you need, sir.

_________________________________

That's typical. He's probably
going to the bathroom for the 80th time.

_________________________________

(SCOFFS) You think he'd take better
care of his house.

_________________________________

(BOTH SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(CAR ALARM WAILING)
_________________________________

(CARL LAUGHING)
_________________________________

So long, boys! I'll send you a postcard
from Paradise Falls!
_________________________________

Heh!
_________________________________

We're on our way, Ellie.

_________________________________

(MUSICAL TWANGING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

Hmm.

_________________________________

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS IN FRUSTRATION)
_________________________________

(YELLS)
_________________________________

Hi, Mr. Fredricksen. It's me, Russell.

_________________________________

What are you doing out here, kid?
_________________________________

I found the snipe
and I followed it under your porch,

_________________________________
but this snipe had a long tail

and looked more like a large mouse.

_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Please let me in.

_________________________________

No.

_________________________________

Oh, all right. You can come...

_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

...in.

_________________________________

(SWALLOWS)
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

Huh.

_________________________________

I've never been
in a floating house before.

_________________________________

(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

Goggles. Look at this stuff.
Wow! You're going on a trip?
_________________________________

"Paradise Falls, a land lost in time."
_________________________________

You're going to South America,
Mr. Fredricksen?
_________________________________

Don't touch that! You'll soil it.

_________________________________

You know, most people take a plane,
_________________________________

but you're smart because you will
have all your TV and clocks and stuff.

_________________________________

Whoa.
Is this how you steer your house?

_________________________________
Does it really work?
_________________________________

(IMITATING AIRPLANE)
_________________________________

Kid, would you stop with the...

_________________________________

-This makes it go right.
-Let go of that...
_________________________________

-And that way's left.

-Knock it off!
_________________________________

Hey, look! Buildings.

_________________________________

That building's so close
I could almost touch it.

_________________________________

RUSSELL: Wow! This is great!
_________________________________

You should try this, Mr. Fredricksen.

_________________________________

Look, there's a bus that could
take me home two blocks away!
_________________________________

Hey! I can see your house from here.

_________________________________

Don't jerk around so much, kid. Whoa!
_________________________________

(RUSSELL SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Well, that's not gonna work.

_________________________________

I know that cloud. It's a cumulonimbus.

_________________________________

Did you know that
_________________________________
the cumulonimbus forms
_________________________________
when warm air rises over cool air?
_________________________________

Saved up all my
blown-up balloons for what?
_________________________________

...and that's how we get lightning.

_________________________________

-That's nice, kid.
-Mr. Fredricksen?
_________________________________

(HEARING AID SQUEAKS)
_________________________________

(MUTED) There's a storm coming.
It's starting to get scary.

_________________________________

We're gonna get blown to bits!
We're in big trouble...

_________________________________

(THUNDER RUMBLES)
_________________________________

-What are you doing over there?

-Look.

_________________________________

(WIND HOWLING)
_________________________________

See? Cumulonimbus.
_________________________________

(YELLS)
_________________________________

(YELLING)
_________________________________

My pack!
_________________________________

Got you!
_________________________________

(YELLING)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

_________________________________

According to my calculations,
_________________________________

The Krusty Krab should be right here!
_________________________________

What's that over there?
_________________________________

-SpongeBob?

-Patrick?
_________________________________

Is it really you?
_________________________________

-Yes, Patrick, it's...

-Finally!
_________________________________

The Great Krabby Patty Famine is over!
_________________________________

Great Krabby Patty Famine?

Oh, what year is this?
_________________________________

It's Thursday.
_________________________________

According to my calculations,
_________________________________

we've only gone four days into the future.
_________________________________

Where is everybody?
_________________________________

They all gave up on you. But not me!
_________________________________

Cause I'm not very smart.
_________________________________

Where is The Krusty Krab?
_________________________________

Right where it's always been!
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________

_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

(EXHALES IN RELIEF)
_________________________________

I thought you were dead.

_________________________________

What happened?
_________________________________

I steered us. I did. I steered the house.

_________________________________

Steered us?
_________________________________

After you tied your stuff down,
you took a nap.

_________________________________

So I went ahead
and steered us down here.

_________________________________

Yeah. Sure.

_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

Can't tell where we are.

_________________________________

Oh, we're in South America, all right.

_________________________________

It was a cinch
with my Wilderness Explorer GPS.

_________________________________

-GP... What?

-My dad gave it to me.

_________________________________

It shows exactly where we are
on the planet.

_________________________________

(IMITATING GPS BEEPING)
_________________________________

With this baby, we'll never be lost!
_________________________________

Oops.

_________________________________

(CARL GROANS)
_________________________________

We'll get you down, find a bus stop,
_________________________________

you just tell the man
you wanna go back to your mother.

_________________________________

Sure, but I don't think
they have buses in Paradise Falls.

_________________________________

There. That ought to do it.

_________________________________

Here, I'll give you
some change for bus fare.

_________________________________

RUSSELL: No, I'll just use
my city bus pass.

_________________________________

RUSSELL: Whoa. That's gonna be
like a billion transfers
_________________________________

to get back to my house.

_________________________________

Mr. Fredricksen, how much longer?
_________________________________

Well, we're up pretty high.
Could take hours to get down.

_________________________________

(CARL EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

That thing was a building or something.

_________________________________

(CARL EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

What was that, Mr. Fredricksen?
_________________________________

We can't be close to the ground yet.

_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Wait! Wait, no, don't! Don't, don't!
_________________________________

Wait, wait. Wait!
_________________________________

(CARL EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

-Russell, hang on! Hey!

-RUSSELL: Whoa! Whoa!
_________________________________

(RUSSELL EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

Aaaagggghhhhh!
_________________________________

-CARL: Walk back. Walk back.
-Okay.

_________________________________

CARL: Come on. Come on.

_________________________________

(RUSSELL GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

Where... Where are we?
_________________________________

This doesn't look like the city

or the jungle, Mr. Fredricksen.

_________________________________

(WIND HOWLING)
_________________________________

Don't worry, Ellie. I got it.

_________________________________

There it is.

_________________________________

Ellie, it's so beautiful.

_________________________________

We made it.

_________________________________

We made it, Russell! We can float
right over there. Climb up. Climb up.

_________________________________

You mean, assist you?
_________________________________

-Yeah, yeah. Whatever.

-Okay. I'll climb up.

_________________________________

(CARL MUTTERING)
_________________________________

(RUSSELL GRUNTING)
_________________________________

CARL: Watch it!
RUSSELL: Sorry.

_________________________________

(RUSSELL GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Now, when you get up there,
go ahead and hoist me up!

_________________________________
Got it?
_________________________________

(RUSSELL GRUNTING)
_________________________________

You on the porch yet?
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

What? That's it?
_________________________________

I came all this way just to get stuck

at the wrong end of this rock pile?
_________________________________

Great.
_________________________________

(GRUNTING ANGRILY)
_________________________________

Hey, if I could assist you over there,

would you sign off on my badge?
_________________________________

-What are you talking about?

-We could walk your house to the falls.

_________________________________

-Walk it?
-Yeah! After all, we weigh it down.

_________________________________

We could walk it right over there.
Like a parade balloon.

_________________________________

CARL: Now, we're gonna walk
to the falls quickly and quietly
_________________________________

-with no rap music or flash dancing.
-RUSSELL: Uh-huh.

_________________________________

We have three days, at best, before
the helium leaks out of those balloons.

_________________________________

And if we're not at the falls
when that happens...

_________________________________

-Sand.

-...we're not getting to the falls.

_________________________________

I found sand!
_________________________________

Don't you worry, Ellie.
We'll get our house over there.

_________________________________

RUSSELL: This is fun already, isn't it?
_________________________________

By the time we get there,
you're gonna feel so assisted.

_________________________________

Oh, Mr. Fredricksen,
if we happen to get separated,

_________________________________
use the Wilderness Explorer call.

_________________________________

Caw, caw! Rawr!
_________________________________

(HEARING AID SCREECHES)
_________________________________

RUSSELL: Wait. Why are we going
to Paradise Falls again?
_________________________________

CARL: Hey, let's play a game.

_________________________________

It's called
"see who can be quiet the longest."

_________________________________
RUSSELL: Cool!
My mom loves that game!

_________________________________
(GROWLING)

_________________________________

(HIGH-PITCHED SCREECHING)
_________________________________

(DOGS WHIMPERING)
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

Darn thing!
_________________________________

(RUSSELL MOANING)
_________________________________

Come on, Russell.
Would you hurry it up?
_________________________________

I'm tired. And my knee hurts.

_________________________________

Which knee?
_________________________________

My elbow hurts,
and I have to go to the bathroom.

_________________________________

I asked you about that five minutes ago.

_________________________________

Well, I didn't have to go then!
_________________________________

(MUFFLED) I don't wanna walk
anymore. Can we stop?
_________________________________

Russell, if you don't hurry up,
the tigers will eat you.

_________________________________

There are no tigers in South America.
Zoology.

_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

Oh, for the love of Pete! Go on into
the bushes and do your business.

_________________________________

Okay! Here! Hold my stuff.

_________________________________

I've always wanted to try this.

_________________________________

RUSSELL: Mr. Fredricksen,
_________________________________

am I supposed to dig the hole
before or after?
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST)
_________________________________

None of my concern!
_________________________________

RUSSELL: Oh. It's before!
_________________________________

Bah!
La la la la la!

_________________________________
(SIGHS IN RELIEF)
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

Tracks?
_________________________________

Snipe.

_________________________________

Here, snipe. Come on out, snipe.

_________________________________

Snipe.

_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

(RUSTLING)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Ha! Gotcha! Don't be afraid, little snipe.

_________________________________

I am a Wilderness Explorer,
so I'm a friend to all of nature.

_________________________________

Want some more?
_________________________________

(RUSSELL GASPS)
_________________________________

Hi, boy. Don't eat it all. Come on out.

_________________________________

Come on. Come on.
Don't be afraid, little snipe.

_________________________________

Nice snipe. Good little snipe. Nice...

_________________________________

Giant snipe.

_________________________________

(FOOTSTEPS THUDDING)

_________________________________
-I found the snipe!

-Oh! Did you?
_________________________________

-Are they tall?

-Yes, they're very tall.

_________________________________

-Do they have a lot of colors?

-They do, indeed!
_________________________________

-Do they like chocolate?

-Yes... Chocolate?
_________________________________

(SQUAWKS)
_________________________________

-Gah! What is that thing?

-It's a snipe!
_________________________________

There's no such thing as a snipe!
_________________________________

-But you said snipes eat your... Whoa!
-Hey!
_________________________________

(RUSSELL LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(BIRD COOING)
_________________________________

Go on! Get out of here! Go on!
_________________________________

(HISSES)
_________________________________

(RUSSELL LAUGHS)
_________________________________

RUSSELL: Whoa!
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

Careful, Russell!
_________________________________

(GIGGLING) Hey, look, Mr. Fredricksen.
It likes me. Whoa!
_________________________________

-Russell!
-No, stop! That tickles.

_________________________________

CARL: Get out of here! Go on! Get!
_________________________________

(HISSES)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

(HISSES)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

Uh-oh. No, no, no! Kevin!
It's okay. Mr. Fredricksen is nice.

_________________________________

-Kevin?
-Yeah. That's his name I just gave him.

_________________________________

Beat it! Vamoose! Scram!
Hey! That's mine!

_________________________________
(GAGGING)
_________________________________

(RETCHES)
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

Shoo! Shoo! Get out of here!
_________________________________

(SQUAWKS MOCKINGLY)
_________________________________

Go on! Beat it!
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST)
_________________________________

(SQUAWKS MOCKINGLY)
_________________________________

RUSSELL: Can we keep him? Please?
_________________________________

I'll get the food for him. I'll walk him.
I'll change his newspapers.

_________________________________

CARL: No.

_________________________________

"An Explorer is a friend to all,

be it plants or fish or tiny mole."
_________________________________

-That doesn't even rhyme.

-Yeah, it does.

_________________________________

-Hey, look. Kevin.

-What?
_________________________________

Get down! You're not allowed up there!
_________________________________

(BALLOON BURSTS)
_________________________________

(SPITS)
_________________________________

You come down here right now!
_________________________________

Sheesh!
_________________________________

Can you believe this, Ellie?
_________________________________

Ellie?
_________________________________

Hey, Ellie! Could I keep the bird?
_________________________________

RUSSELL: Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

_________________________________

She said for you to let me.

_________________________________

But I told him no. I told you no!
_________________________________

N-O.

_________________________________

I see you back there.

_________________________________

Go on! Get out of here! Shoo!

Go annoy someone else for a while.

_________________________________

DUG: Hey, are you okay over there?
_________________________________

(KEVIN SQUAWKING)
_________________________________

Uh... Hello?
_________________________________

CARL: Oh!
_________________________________

Hello, sir! Thank goodness.

_________________________________

It's nice to know
someone else is up here.

_________________________________

DUG: I can smell you.

_________________________________

What? You can smell us?
_________________________________

DUG: I can smell you.

_________________________________

Hey.

_________________________________

(SNICKERS) You were talking to a rock.

_________________________________

Hey, that one looks like a turtle.

_________________________________

Look at that one!
That one looks like a dog.

_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

-It is a dog!

-What?
_________________________________

We're not allowed to have dogs
in my apartment.

_________________________________

Hey, I like dogs.

_________________________________

We have your dog!
_________________________________

-Whoa!
-Wonder who he belongs to.

_________________________________

Sit, boy. Hey, look, he's trained. Shake.

_________________________________

Uh-huh.

_________________________________

-Speak.
-DUG: Hi, there.

_________________________________

(CARL AND RUSSELL GASP)
_________________________________

Did that dog just say "Hi, there"?
_________________________________

DUG: Oh, yes.

_________________________________

My name is Dug.
I have just met you, and I love you.

_________________________________

(CARL STAMMERS)
_________________________________

My master made me this collar.

He is a good and smart master,
_________________________________

and he made me this collar
so that I may talk. Squirrel!
_________________________________

My master is good and smart.

_________________________________

It's not possible.

_________________________________

DUG: Oh, it is,
because my master is smart.

_________________________________

-Cool! What do these do, boy?

-DUG: Hey, would you...

_________________________________

(DUG SPEAKING SPANISH)

_________________________________
DUG: I use that collar...

_________________________________

(DUG SPEAKING JAPANESE)
_________________________________

...to talk with.
I would be happy if you stopped.

_________________________________

Russell, don't touch that!
It could be radioactive or something!

_________________________________
DUG: I am a great tracker.
_________________________________

My pack sent me on a special mission
all by myself.
_________________________________

Have you seen a bird?
_________________________________

I want to find one,
and I've been on the scent.
_________________________________

I am a great tracker.
Did I mention that?
_________________________________

(HISSES)
_________________________________

DUG: Hey, that is the bird.
_________________________________

I have never seen one up close,
but this is the bird.
_________________________________

May I take your bird back to camp
as my prisoner?
_________________________________

Yes, yes, take it. And on the way,
learn how to bark like a real dog.

_________________________________

DUG: I can bark.

_________________________________

(BARKS)
_________________________________

And here's howling.

_________________________________

(HOWLS)
_________________________________

(HISSES)
_________________________________

Can we keep him?
Please, please, please!

_________________________________
-No.
-But it's a talking dog!
_________________________________

It's just a weird trick or something.
Let's get to the falls.

_________________________________

DUG: Please be my prisoner.

_________________________________

Oh, please, oh, please be my prisoner!

_________________________________
(SNIFFING)
_________________________________

GAMMA: Oh! Here it is.
I picked up the bird's scent!

_________________________________
BETA: Wait a minute, wait a minute!
What is this?
_________________________________

Chocolate. I smell chocolate.

_________________________________

GAMMA: I'm getting prunes
and denture cream! Who are they?
_________________________________

BETA: Oh, man,
Master will not be pleased.

_________________________________

We better tell him someone
took the bird. Right, Alpha?
_________________________________

ALPHA: (IN SQUEAKY VOICE) No.
_________________________________

Soon enough the bird
will be ours yet again.
_________________________________

Find the scent, my compadres,
_________________________________

and you too shall
have much rewardings
_________________________________

from Master for the toil factor
you wage.
_________________________________

BETA: Hey, Alpha, I think there's
something wrong with your collar.

_________________________________

You must've bumped it.

_________________________________

GAMMA: Yeah,
your voice sounds funny!

_________________________________
(BOTH LAUGHING)
_________________________________

ALPHA: Beta! Gamma!
Mayhaps you desire to... Squirrel!

_________________________________
(GAMMA WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

ALPHA: Mayhaps you desire
to challenge the ranking
_________________________________

that I have been assigned
by my strength and cunning.

_________________________________
BETA: No, no, no. But maybe
Dug would. You might wanna ask him.

_________________________________

GAMMA: Yeah. I wonder if he's found
the bird on his very special mission.

_________________________________

ALPHA: Do not mention Dug
to me at this time.

_________________________________
His fool's errand will keep him
most occupied. Most occupied indeed.
_________________________________

(LAUGHING EVILLY)
_________________________________

Do you not agree with that
which I am saying to you now?

_________________________________
BETA: Sure, but the second Master
finds out you sent Dug out by himself,
_________________________________

none of us will get a treat.

_________________________________

ALPHA: (GROWLS) You are wise,
my trusted lieutenant.
_________________________________

This is Alpha calling Dug.
Come in, Dug.

_________________________________
DUG: (WHISPERING) Hi, Alpha.
Hey, your voice sounds funny.

_________________________________
ALPHA: I know, I know!
Have you seen the bird?
_________________________________

DUG: Why, yes.
The bird is my prisoner now.
_________________________________

GAMMA: Yeah, right!

_________________________________
(HISSES)
_________________________________

ALPHA: Impossible! Where are you?
_________________________________

DUG: I am here with the bird,
_________________________________

and I will bring it back,
and then you will like me.
_________________________________
-Gotta go.

-Hey, Dug, who you talking to?

_________________________________
ALPHA: No, wait, wait!
BETA: What's Dug doing?
_________________________________

GAMMA: Why's he with
that small mailman?

_________________________________
BETA: Where are they?

_________________________________
(BEEPING)
_________________________________

ALPHA: There he is. Come on!
_________________________________

DUG: Oh, please, oh, please,
oh, please be my prisoner.

_________________________________

RUSSELL: Dug, stop bothering Kevin!
_________________________________

DUG: That man there says
I can take the bird,
_________________________________

and I love that man there
like he is my master.

_________________________________

CARL: I am not your master!
_________________________________

DUG: I am warning you
once again, bird.

_________________________________

-Hey! Quit it!
-DUG: I am jumping on you now, bird.

_________________________________

Russell, at this rate,
we'll never get to the falls.

_________________________________

DUG: Here, bird.

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(CRASHING)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

I am nobody's master, got it?
_________________________________

I don't want you here,
and I don't want you here!
_________________________________

I'm stuck with you!
_________________________________

And if you two don't clear out of here

by the time I count to three...

_________________________________

DUG: A ball! Oh, boy, oh, boy!
A ball!

_________________________________
Ball? Yeah, yeah? You want it, boy?
_________________________________

Huh? Huh? Yeah. Yeah?
_________________________________

DUG: Yes, I do!
I do ever so want the ball.

_________________________________

-Go get it!
-DUG: Oh, boy! Oh, boy!

_________________________________
I will get it and then bring it back!
_________________________________

Quick, Russell.
Give me some chocolate.

_________________________________

-Why?
-Just give it to me!
_________________________________

Bird. Bird!
_________________________________

(KEVIN SQUAWKING)
_________________________________

Come on, Russell.

_________________________________

Wait. Wait, Mr. Fredricksen.

_________________________________

(CARL YELLS)
_________________________________

RUSSELL: What are we doing?
_________________________________

Hey, we're pretty far now.
Kevin's gonna miss me.

_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

I think that did the trick.

_________________________________

DUG: Hi, Master.

_________________________________

Afternoon.

_________________________________

(SQUAWKS)
_________________________________

(MUTTERING)
_________________________________

Well, thanks for keeping us
dry anyway, Ellie.

_________________________________

Which one's the front?
_________________________________

Oh, boy.

_________________________________

Is this step three or step five?
_________________________________

(SCOFFS)
_________________________________

RUSSELL: There.

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(TENT POLE SNAPS)
_________________________________

All done! That's for you.

_________________________________

Oh...

_________________________________

Tents are hard.

_________________________________

Wait. Aren't you super wilderness guy,
with the GPMs and the badges?
_________________________________

Yeah, but can I tell you a secret?
_________________________________

-No.
-All right. Here it goes.

_________________________________

I never actually built a tent before.
There, I said it.

_________________________________

You've been camping before,
haven't you?
_________________________________

Well, never outside.

_________________________________

Well, why didn't you ask your dad
how to build a tent?
_________________________________

I don't think he wants
to talk about this stuff.

_________________________________

Well, why don't you try him sometime.
Maybe he'll surprise you.

_________________________________

Well, he's away a lot.
I don't see him much.

_________________________________

He's gotta be home sometime.

_________________________________

Well, I call, but Phyllis told me
I bug him too much.

_________________________________

Phyllis? You call your own mother
by her first name?
_________________________________

Phyllis isn't my mom.

_________________________________

Oh.

_________________________________

But he promised
he'd come to my Explorer ceremony

_________________________________
to pin on
my Assisting the Elderly badge.

_________________________________

So, he can show me
about tents then, right?
_________________________________

Hey, why don't you get some sleep?
_________________________________

Don't wanna wake up
the traveling flea circus.

_________________________________

(SNORING)
_________________________________

Mr. Fredricksen?
_________________________________

Dug says he wants
to take Kevin prisoner.

_________________________________

We have to protect him.

_________________________________

(YAWNING)
_________________________________

Can Kevin go with us?
_________________________________

All right, he can come.

_________________________________

Promise you won't leave him?

_________________________________
-Yeah.
-Cross your heart?

_________________________________
Cross my heart.

_________________________________

What have I got myself into, Ellie?
_________________________________

_________________________________

I think we may be lost in time, Plankton.
_________________________________

Maybe we should ask

this guy for directions.
_________________________________

Excuse me, sir?

Can you tell us when we are?
_________________________________

Who dares disturb

The One Who Watches?
_________________________________

SPONGEBOB: The One Who Watches?
_________________________________

Your name is The One Who Watches?
_________________________________

No, my true name is
_________________________________

Bubbles.
_________________________________

Bubbles? (LAUGHS)
_________________________________

What kind of a name is Bubbles?
_________________________________

It is my ancient dolphin name.
_________________________________

So what's a dolphin doing out here
_________________________________

in the middle of space?
_________________________________

My kind
_________________________________

have been watching and protecting
_________________________________

the galaxy for... (CLICKING)
_________________________________

Hmm.
_________________________________

10,000 years!
_________________________________

Oh, so you're the one
_________________________________

keeping the meteors from hitting us.
_________________________________

BUBBLES: Yes, I am.
_________________________________

And I could really do with a potty break.
_________________________________

Would you mind

keeping an eye on things?
_________________________________

Sure thing. But, uh,

what am I keeping my eye on?
_________________________________

(MUZAK PLAYING)
_________________________________

What are you doing?
_________________________________

I'm watching.
_________________________________

We don't even know

what we're watching for.
_________________________________

SPONGEBOB:

Maybe we should split up the workload.
_________________________________

You watch the one with the big red eye,
_________________________________

I'll watch the one with the ringy thingies.
_________________________________

Like a team.
_________________________________

Okay, mine's moving.
_________________________________

Mine, too.
_________________________________

No, this doesn't seem right.
_________________________________

Should we call Bubbles?
_________________________________

Let's give him a minute.

He's been holding it
_________________________________

for 10,000 years.
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

I'm pretty sure that wasn't

supposed to happen.
_________________________________

Come on, Plankton,

we got to clean this up
_________________________________

before Bubbles gets back! (PANTING)
_________________________________

(TOILET FLUSHES)
_________________________________

(BUBBLES EXHALES)
_________________________________

Much better. Yes.
_________________________________

You two are free to go.
_________________________________

What happened to Saturn and Jupiter?
_________________________________

(SHATTERS)
_________________________________

You were supposed to... (CLICKING)
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

(CLICKING)
_________________________________

Keep them from smashing

into each other!
_________________________________

Sorry.
_________________________________

Now (CLICKING)

I am going to lose my job!
_________________________________

And you will lose your lives.
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(BOTH PANTING)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Quarter me!
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(COIN CLINKING)
_________________________________

(MACHINE BEEPING)
_________________________________

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________

_________________________________

(CARL SNORING)
_________________________________

(CROAKING)
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

Morning, sweetheart.

_________________________________

We better get moving.

_________________________________

Bird's gone.

_________________________________

Maybe Russell won't notice.
All right, everybody up!
_________________________________

Where's Kevin? He's wandered off!
Kevin! Dug, find Kevin!
_________________________________

DUG: Find the bird, find the bird!
Hi, hi. Point!

_________________________________
Look. There he is!
_________________________________

(SQUAWKS)
_________________________________

DUG: Point!
_________________________________

Hey! That's my food! Get off my roof!

_________________________________
DUG: Yeah, get off of his...

_________________________________

(WOOFS)
_________________________________

(CHICKS HONKING IN DISTANCE)
_________________________________

(HONKS)
_________________________________

What is it doing?
_________________________________

DUG: The bird is calling to her babies.

_________________________________

Her babies.

_________________________________

Kevin's a girl?
_________________________________

(HONKS)
_________________________________

DUG: Her house is over there
in those twisty rocks.

_________________________________

She has been gathering food for
her babies and must get back to them.

_________________________________

(KEVIN COOS)
_________________________________

Wait. Kevin's just leaving?
_________________________________

(HISSES)
_________________________________

But you promised to protect her.

_________________________________

Her babies need her.
We gotta make sure they're together!

_________________________________
Sorry, Russell.
We've lost enough time already.

_________________________________

Yeah.

_________________________________

(RUSTLING)
_________________________________

(SQUAWKS)
_________________________________

This was her favorite chocolate.

_________________________________

Because you sent her away,
there's more for you.

_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

Kevin?
_________________________________

(RUSTLING)
_________________________________

(BARKING)
_________________________________

(CARL AND RUSSELL YELLING)
_________________________________

(GROWLING)
_________________________________

(BOTH WHIMPERING)
_________________________________

ALPHA: Where's the bird?
You said you had the bird.

_________________________________
DUG: Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

_________________________________

Since I have said that,
I can see how you would think that.

_________________________________

ALPHA: Where is it?
DUG: Uh... Tomorrow.

_________________________________

Come back tomorrow, and then
I will again have the bird. Yes.

_________________________________

(SNARLING)
_________________________________

ALPHA: You lost it!
Why do I not have a surprised feeling?
_________________________________

Well, at least you now have led us
to the small mailman
_________________________________

and the one who smells of prunes.

_________________________________
(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

ALPHA: Master will be most pleased
we have found them
_________________________________

and will ask of them many questions.
Come!

_________________________________
Wait. We're not going with you!
We're going to the falls!
_________________________________

(BARKING)
_________________________________

(BOTH YELL)
_________________________________

Get away from me!
_________________________________

(DOGS GROWLING)
_________________________________

CARL: Get down!
_________________________________

(GASPING)
_________________________________

(ALL GROWLING)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

MUNTZ: Stay!
_________________________________

You came here in that?
_________________________________

Uh, yeah.

_________________________________

MUNTZ: In a house? A floating house?
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(LAUGHING NERVOUSLY)
_________________________________

That is the darnedest thing
I've ever seen.

_________________________________

You're not after my bird, are you?
_________________________________

But if you needed to borrow
a cup of sugar,
_________________________________

I'd be happy to oblige.

_________________________________

(DOGS LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Well, this is all a misunderstanding.

_________________________________

My dogs made a mistake.

_________________________________

Wait. Are you Charles Muntz?
_________________________________

Yeah, well, yes.

_________________________________

The Charles Muntz?
_________________________________

"Adventure is out there!"
_________________________________

It's really him! That's Charles Muntz!
_________________________________

-It is? Who's Charles Muntz?
-Him!
_________________________________

-DOGS: Yes! Yes! That's him!
-I'm Carl Fredricksen.

_________________________________

My wife and I,
we were your biggest fans.

_________________________________

Oh, well. You're a man of good taste.
_________________________________

(BOTH LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Now, you must be tired. Hungry?
_________________________________

Uh-huh.

_________________________________

Now, attention, everyone!
_________________________________

These people are no longer intruders!
They are our guests.

_________________________________

(DOGS CHEERING)
_________________________________

DOG 1: Follow me.
I like you temporarily.

_________________________________

You do smell like prunes.

_________________________________

CARL: Whoa!
_________________________________

DOG 2: I will not bite you.

_________________________________

DOG 3: The small mailman
smells like chocolate.

_________________________________

MUNTZ: I'm sorry about the dogs.

_________________________________

-Hope they weren't too rough on you.
-GAMMA: We weren't.

_________________________________

MUNTZ: Go ahead and moor
your airship right next to mine.

_________________________________

We're not actually going inside

the Spirit of Adventure itself?
_________________________________

Oh...

_________________________________

Would you like to?
_________________________________

Would I?
_________________________________

(LAUGHING DELIGHTEDLY)
_________________________________

CARL: Wait up, Mr. Muntz.

_________________________________

Jiminy Cricket.

_________________________________

BETA: Not you.
GAMMA: What do we do with Dug?
_________________________________

ALPHA: He has lost the bird.
Put him in the Cone of Shame.
_________________________________

(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

DUG: I do not like the Cone of Shame.

_________________________________

MUNTZ: Well, most of the collection
is housed in the world's top museums,
_________________________________

New York, Munich, London.
Of course, I kept the best for myself.

_________________________________

Did you ever! Will you look at that?
_________________________________

MUNTZ: Oh, yes, the Arsinoitherium.

_________________________________

Beast charged
while I was brushing my teeth.

_________________________________

Used my shaving kit to bring him down.

_________________________________

Oh, yeah. Well, surprise me.

_________________________________

Only way to get it out
of Ethiopia at the time
_________________________________

was to have it declared
as dental equipment.

_________________________________

Oh, my gosh!
The giant Somalian leopard tortoise!

_________________________________
Oh, you recognize it. I'm impressed.

_________________________________

That's an interesting story there.

_________________________________

Excellent choice.

_________________________________

I found it on safari with Roosevelt.

_________________________________

He and I fell into a habit
of playing gin rummy in the evenings,

_________________________________
and did he cheat!
_________________________________

Oh, he was horrible.

_________________________________

ALPHA: Master, dinner is ready.

_________________________________
Oh, dear. Broken translator.

_________________________________

It's that loose wire again.
There you go, big fella.

_________________________________

ALPHA: (IN DEEP VOICE)
Thank you, Master.

_________________________________

I liked his other voice.

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Well, dinner is served. Right this way.

_________________________________

So, how are things stateside, huh?
_________________________________

Almost tempted to go back a few times,
_________________________________

but I have unfinished work here.

_________________________________

Please. I hope you're hungry,
_________________________________

because Epsilon is the finest chef
I've ever had.

_________________________________

(BARKS)
_________________________________

Oh, Epsilon, you've done it again!
_________________________________

Yes!
_________________________________

Hey! Hey!
_________________________________

Oh, my Ellie would've loved all this.

_________________________________

You know, it's because of you
she had this dream
_________________________________

to come down here
and live by Paradise Falls.

_________________________________

I'm honored. And now you've made it.

_________________________________

You're sure we're not a bother?
I'd hate to impose.

_________________________________

No, no. It's a pleasure to have guests,
a real treat.

_________________________________

DOG 1: Treat! Where's the treat!
DOG 2: Treat!
_________________________________

(DOGS CLAMORING)
_________________________________

MUNTZ: No, no. Quiet!
Calm down, calm down.

_________________________________

-DOG 3: I want a treat! I want a treat!
-Hey!
_________________________________

I shouldn't have used that word.

_________________________________

Having guests is a delight.

_________________________________

More often I get thieves
come to steal what's rightfully mine.

_________________________________

No!
_________________________________

They called me a fraud, those...

_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

But once I bring back this creature,
my name will be cleared.

_________________________________

Beautiful, isn't it?
_________________________________

I've spent a lifetime tracking it.

_________________________________

Sometimes years go by
between sightings.

_________________________________

I've tried to smoke it out of that

deathly labyrinth where it lives.

_________________________________

You can't go in after it.

_________________________________

Once in, there's no way out.

_________________________________

I've lost so many dogs.

_________________________________

And here they come, these bandits,

and think the bird is theirs to take.

_________________________________

But they soon find that this mountain
is a very dangerous place.

_________________________________

Hey, that looks like Kevin.

_________________________________

-Kevin?
-Yeah, that's my new giant bird pet.

_________________________________

I trained it to follow us.

_________________________________

Follow you? It's impossible. How?
_________________________________

-She likes chocolate.
-Chocolate?
_________________________________

Yeah. I gave her some of my chocolate.
She goes gaga for it.

_________________________________

But it ran off. It's gone now.

_________________________________

You know, Carl, these people
who pass through here,
_________________________________

they all tell pretty good stories.

_________________________________

A surveyor making a map.

_________________________________

A botanist cataloging plants.

_________________________________

An old man taking his house
to Paradise Falls.

_________________________________

I mean, that's the best one yet.

I can't wait to hear how it ends.

_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Well, it's been a wonderful evening,
but we better be going.

_________________________________

Oh, you're not leaving.

_________________________________

We don't want to take advantage
of your hospitality.

_________________________________

-Come on, Russell.
-But we haven't even had dessert yet.

_________________________________

The boy's right.
You haven't had dessert.

_________________________________

Epsilon here makes
a delicious cherries jubilee.

_________________________________

Oh, you really must stay. I insist.

_________________________________

We have so much more to talk about.

_________________________________

(KEVIN WAILS)
_________________________________

Kevin?
_________________________________

(WAILING)
_________________________________

It's here.
_________________________________

Get them!
_________________________________

(BARKING)
_________________________________

_________________________________

(GASPS) Plankton?
_________________________________

SpongeBob!
_________________________________

(SHRIEKS)
_________________________________

Plankton? (GASPS)
_________________________________

SpongeBob?
_________________________________

Who are you two supposed to be?
_________________________________

I'm you, from the future.
_________________________________

And I'm him from the future.
_________________________________

So you traveled back through time
_________________________________

to help me? Great thinking.
_________________________________

Nope. He's helping me.
_________________________________

(GASPS) But he's the enemy!
_________________________________

Was the enemy. Now we're a team.
_________________________________

What? A tee-am?
_________________________________

A team!
_________________________________

All right, go get the formula.
_________________________________

What have I become?
_________________________________

All right, Plankton.
_________________________________

-(GRUNTING)

-(PANTING)
_________________________________

Do you have

flying boatmobiles in the future?
_________________________________

We only came back
_________________________________

from the day after tomorrow, dimwit.
_________________________________

Are there rocket packs?
_________________________________

-(GRUNTS)

-Oh!
_________________________________

Did they outlaw
_________________________________
-clothes in the future?

-No!
_________________________________

Then why are you naked?
_________________________________

Because they don't make

clothes in my size.
_________________________________

Hold still, you!
_________________________________

If you're from the future,

what am I gonna say next?
_________________________________

-Something moronic?

-Wow.
_________________________________

Hey, hurry up over there!
_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-(BEEPING)
_________________________________

Uh-oh. That ain't good.
_________________________________

FEMALE COMPUTER VOICE:

Initiating lockdown sequence.

_________________________________
Come on, SpongeBob,

we gotta get out of here!
_________________________________

(ALARM BLARING)
_________________________________

-Got it!

-Come on!
_________________________________

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________

_________________________________

-Hurry!
-RUSSELL: I am hurrying!

_________________________________
Ahhh! They're coming!
_________________________________

DUG: Master, over here.

_________________________________

(BOTH YELL)
_________________________________

DUG: Go toward the light, Master!

_________________________________
(GRUNTING)

_________________________________
(SQUAWKS)
_________________________________

Russell!
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Get back!
_________________________________

DUG: Go on, Master!
I will stop the dogs!

_________________________________
Stop, you dogs.

_________________________________

(YELPS)
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

RUSSELL: Help!
_________________________________

Help!
_________________________________

Kaw kaw, raaar!
Kaw kaw, raaar!

_________________________________
Give me your hand!
_________________________________

Hang on to Kevin!
_________________________________

(SCREECHES)
_________________________________

(CARL EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

(DOGS BARKING)
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

RUSSELL: Kevin.

_________________________________

(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

(CHICKS WAILING IN DISTANCE)
_________________________________

(HONKING)
_________________________________

Oh, no, no, no. Kevin. Stay down.

_________________________________

She's hurt real bad.
Can't we help her get home?

_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________

All right, but we gotta hurry.

_________________________________

(DOGS WHIMPERING)
_________________________________

(MUNTZ SIGHS)
_________________________________

You lost them?
_________________________________

BETA: No, it was Dug.

_________________________________

GAMMA: Yeah. He's with them.
He helped them escape!

_________________________________
(EXCLAIMS ANGRILY)
_________________________________

Wait.

_________________________________

Wait a minute. Dug.
_________________________________

_________________________________

(BOTH LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Oh, that was crazy!
_________________________________

So that's what teamwork is.
_________________________________

All those years I tried to make you mine,
_________________________________

and I finally did it.
_________________________________

I mean, we did it!
_________________________________

BURGER BEARD:

And so it would seem that
_________________________________

our heroes have accomplished

all they had set out to do.
_________________________________

-Now that's an ending.

-Whoo-hoo!
_________________________________

-Andy, cue the music.

-(VOCALIZING)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

BURGER BEARD: Oh, no.
_________________________________

-That's not the end.

-(SEAGULLS WHIMPERING)
_________________________________

So you mean the ending

might be even happier?
_________________________________

-(MAN 1 LAUGHING)
-MAN 2: Here we go!
_________________________________

Land ho!
_________________________________

(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
_________________________________

BOY: Mom, where's my towel?
_________________________________

What?
_________________________________

BURGER BEARD: Whoa!
_________________________________

MAN: Whoa! Dude, look at that.

WOMAN: What?
_________________________________

(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
_________________________________

-(PEOPLE GASING)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________

I'm coming! Come on, you lazy people!
_________________________________

-Out of my way! I'm coming!

-(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

-Out of there!

-(WOMAN SHRIEKING)
_________________________________

Sorry!
_________________________________

-Too fast!

-Slow down!
_________________________________

-I'm coming!

-No, no! (SCREAMS)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Yeah!
_________________________________

All right,

you feathered rats, time to shove off!
_________________________________

What? Why?
_________________________________

Well, I can't have you pooping
_________________________________

all over my restaurant, can I?
_________________________________

Restaurant? I thought

this was a pirate ship.
_________________________________

Oh, it is.
_________________________________

But it is also...
_________________________________

A-ha!
_________________________________

My very own food truck! (LAUGHING)
_________________________________

SEAGULL 1: A what?
_________________________________

Uh, you know, a restaurant on wheels.
_________________________________

-Like a garbage truck.

-No!
_________________________________

Are you trying to

scare away my customers?
_________________________________

Well, we're not leaving

till we see how the story ends.
_________________________________

No problem.
_________________________________

You guys like

a little snack while you wait?
_________________________________

-Sure, I'll take a curdled milk.

-How about a fish head?
_________________________________

And a French fry covered in sand.
_________________________________

Who wants some
_________________________________

hot wings?
_________________________________

Wait a minute. Where's Kyle?
_________________________________

Which one of you is next?
_________________________________

(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________

SEAGULL 1: He's a madman!
_________________________________

SEAGULL 2: Let's get out of here!
_________________________________

You crazy, man! You crazy!
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(TOILET FLUSHES)
_________________________________

SEAGULL 4: Bye-bye, Mr. Poop.
_________________________________

Now I can get my gold sticker.
_________________________________

Oh, hey, Mr. Piwate.
_________________________________

I wouldn't go in there

if I were you. (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

-Boo!
-(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

I can't fly without my feathers.

(WHISTLES)
_________________________________

(HONKING)
_________________________________

Where to, Mac?
_________________________________

Just dwive.
_________________________________

_________________________________

(RADAR BEEPING)
_________________________________

(SNIFFING)
_________________________________

See anything?
_________________________________

DUG: No. My pack is not following us.
Boy, they are dumb.

_________________________________

This is crazy.

_________________________________

I finally meet my childhood hero,

and he's trying to kill us. What a joke!
_________________________________

DUG: Hey, I know a joke.
_________________________________

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says,
_________________________________

"I forgot to store acorns for winter
and now I am dead."
_________________________________

Ha! It is funny
because the squirrel gets dead.

_________________________________

(HOUSE CRASHING)
_________________________________

CARL: Careful, Russell.

_________________________________

You okay, Kevin?
_________________________________

(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

You know what, Mr. Fredricksen?
_________________________________

The wilderness isn't quite
what I expected.

_________________________________

CARL: Yeah? How so?
_________________________________

It's kind of wild.

_________________________________

I mean, it's not how they made it sound
in my book.

_________________________________

(SCOFFS) Get used to that, kid.

_________________________________

My dad made it sound so easy.

_________________________________

He's really good at camping
_________________________________

and how to make fire
from rocks and stuff.

_________________________________

He used to come to all
my Sweat Lodge meetings.

_________________________________

And afterwards,
we'd go get ice cream at Fentons.

_________________________________

I always get chocolate
and he gets butter brickle.

_________________________________

Then we sit on this one curb
right outside,
_________________________________

and I'll count all the blue cars

and he counts all the red ones,
_________________________________

and whoever gets the most wins.

_________________________________

I like that curb.

_________________________________

That might sound boring,
_________________________________

but I think the boring stuff
is the stuff I remember the most.
_________________________________

_________________________________

Oh...
_________________________________

Squidward!
_________________________________

Still out of Krabby Patties.
_________________________________

Does anyone have a picture
_________________________________

-of ketchup?

-(DOOR OPENS)
_________________________________

I done figgered it out!
_________________________________

(ALL GASPING)
_________________________________

We have angered the sandwich gods
_________________________________

and only a sacrifice will appease them!
_________________________________

Well, that sounds reasonable.
_________________________________

Soon our

post-apoca-whatchamacallit will be over,
_________________________________

and Krabby Patties

will rain down from above!
_________________________________

Rain down? Well, that's no good.
_________________________________

How will I get me money?
_________________________________

Oh, you don't like that idea?

Then we'll sacrifice you!
_________________________________

ALL: (CHANTING) Sacrifice! Sacrifice!

_________________________________

(CHICKS WAILING IN DISTANCE)
_________________________________

(WAILING)
_________________________________

Look! There it is!
_________________________________

Hey, kid. Hold on, Russell. Stand still.

_________________________________

(BIRDS WAILING)
_________________________________

Look at that bird go.
Wait up, you overgrown chicken.

_________________________________

(CARL LAUGHS)
_________________________________

That's it. Go, Kevin!
Go find your babies!

_________________________________

(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

It's not a good idea to have a sacrifice
_________________________________

on an empty stomach.
_________________________________

Who wants a Krabby Patty?
_________________________________

(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________

SpongeBob, is that me formuler?
_________________________________

Oh, happy day!
_________________________________

I missed you so much.
_________________________________

Where was it? Where did you find it?
_________________________________

Well, Plankton and I built a time machine
_________________________________

out of an old photo booth

and then we added...
_________________________________

-Cheese!

-Patrick, wait!
_________________________________

-(ALL GASPING)

-It's okay, everyone.
_________________________________

The post-apocalypse is almost over!
_________________________________

(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________

Ain't that right, SpongeBob?
_________________________________

"Eugene, eat my
_________________________________

"subaquatic air bubbles.
_________________________________

"Love, Plankton"?
_________________________________

-(GASPS)
-You grabbed the wrong bottle!
_________________________________

I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs!
_________________________________

That's okay, SpongeBob.
_________________________________

We'll just have to sacrifice

the two of you then.
_________________________________

Prepare them for the sacrifice!

_________________________________
Run, Kevin! Run!
_________________________________

Oh, no!

_________________________________

I bring a message from the dawn of time!
_________________________________

What is it, Patrick?
_________________________________

Run! (SCREAMS)
_________________________________

-(ROARS)
-(ALL GASPING)
_________________________________

Squidosaurus rex!
_________________________________

-(ROARS)
-(ALL SCREAMING)

_________________________________

Russell, give me your knife!
_________________________________

MUNTZ: Get away from my bird!
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(KEVIN WAILS)
_________________________________

No!
_________________________________

(DOGS BARKING)
_________________________________

RUSSELL: No!
_________________________________

(KEVIN WAILING)
_________________________________

MUNTZ: Careful. We'll want her
in good shape for my return.

_________________________________

RUSSELL: Let her go! Stop!
_________________________________

Kevin!
_________________________________

(CARL GRUNTING)

_________________________________

Well, Plankton,
_________________________________

I guess we failed

to accomplish our goals.
_________________________________

"We"?
_________________________________

But even failure hurts a little less
_________________________________

when you do it as a team, right?
_________________________________

This is all your fault!
_________________________________

-(GROWLING)
-(ALL GASPING)
_________________________________

My fault?
_________________________________

You're the one who stole

the wrong secret formula.
_________________________________

I didn't know there were two bottles.
_________________________________

Of course you didn't!
_________________________________

Because you got cotton candy for brains!
_________________________________

ALL: Ooh!
_________________________________

No, seriously, he really does.
_________________________________

Well, we wouldn't even be in this mess
_________________________________

in the first place, if you

weren't so selfish and evil.
_________________________________

I was selfish and evil,
_________________________________

until you ruined everything

with your "teamwork"!
_________________________________

Oh! You take that back!
_________________________________

You are the worst teammate ever!
_________________________________

No!
_________________________________

-(ALL GASPING)
-(BREATHING HEAVILY)
_________________________________

-(WAILING)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________

Oh, my Neptune, he's mixing

garbage and recycling!
_________________________________

(YELLING)
_________________________________

(ALL GASPING)
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

(CROWD MURMURING)

_________________________________

(CARL BREATHING HEAVILY)
_________________________________

RUSSELL: You gave away Kevin.

_________________________________

You just gave her away.

_________________________________

This is none of my concern.
I didn't ask for any of this!

_________________________________
DUG: Master, it's all right.

_________________________________

I am not your master!
_________________________________

And if you hadn't have shown up,

none of this would've happened!
_________________________________

Bad dog! Bad dog!
_________________________________

(BREATHING HEAVILY)
_________________________________

Now, whether you assist me or not,
_________________________________

I am going to Paradise Falls
if it kills me.

_________________________________

(HOUSE CREAKING)
_________________________________

(WATERFALL RUMBLING)
_________________________________

Here. I don't want this anymore.

_________________________________

(EXHALES DEEPLY)
_________________________________

(SIGHS)

_________________________________

Look at me.
_________________________________

Why, I've become like all of you.
_________________________________

Savage.
_________________________________

Fear-ridden.
_________________________________

Selfish.
_________________________________

An entire town of formerly good citizens
_________________________________

turned into heartless freaks,
_________________________________

bent on their own self-prever...
_________________________________

Self-preter...
_________________________________

-"Preservation?"

-Yes!
_________________________________

We've become alienated

from each other.
_________________________________

Each one an island unto himself,
_________________________________

concerned only with ourselves.
_________________________________

And in the name of all fishhood,
_________________________________

I am not about to let that happen!
_________________________________

And so,
_________________________________

if a sacrifice is need to restore
_________________________________

Bikini Bottom to its former glory...
_________________________________

Then I am willing

to take one for the team!
_________________________________

You heard him!
_________________________________

(CROWD CLAMORING)
_________________________________

ALL: (CHANTING) Sacrifice!
_________________________________

Sacrifice! Sacrifice!
_________________________________

Sacrifice!
_________________________________

Sacrifice! Sacrifice!
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Let the sacrifice begin!
_________________________________

ALL: (CHANTING) Patties! Patties!
_________________________________

And I thought my friends were primitive.
_________________________________

(SNIFFING)
_________________________________

Don't cry, me boy.
_________________________________

Everything's going to be fine, for us.
_________________________________

Oh, I'm not crying,

Mr. Krabs. (SNIFFING)
_________________________________

I smell Krabby Patties!
_________________________________

That's right. Keep thinking

happy thoughts. Now!
_________________________________

ALL: (CHANTING) Sacrifice! Sacrifice!

_________________________________

(ALL EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(SNIFFS)
_________________________________

The boy's right.
_________________________________

MAN: My leg!
_________________________________

I smell 'em, too!
_________________________________

Okay, SpongeBob, go get it!
_________________________________

Wait. You mean we can

just take this stuff off?
_________________________________

Go find that Krabby Patty!
_________________________________

Come on, everybody!
_________________________________

I've got some Krabby Patty orders to fill!
_________________________________

(ALL CHEERING)

_________________________________

(SNIFFING)
_________________________________

It's coming from over there!

_________________________________

_________________________________

Russell?
_________________________________

Russell!
_________________________________

I'm gonna help Kevin, even if you won't!
_________________________________

(LEAF BLOWER WHIRRING)
_________________________________

No, Russell! No!
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(WHOOPING)
_________________________________

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

Russell?
_________________________________

Dug!
_________________________________

DUG: I was hiding under your porch
because I love you. Can I stay?

_________________________________
Can you stay?
Well, you're my dog, aren't you?

_________________________________
And I'm your master.

_________________________________

DUG: You're my master?

_________________________________
Oh, boy! Oh, boy!

_________________________________
CARL: Good boy, Dug!
You're a good boy!
_________________________________

_________________________________
Olympus Coliseum
_________________________________

_________________________________

All right. Get moving! Get going.

Move your abdomens, now!
_________________________________
FLIK: They're rounding everyone up.

_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Hey! Turn your butt off.
_________________________________

Hey, guys!

Get me out of this thing, will you?
_________________________________

I promise to start thinking

about paying you.
_________________________________

Hey! Wait, wait! Okay, I'll pay you!

I'll pay you!
_________________________________
FLIK: Oh, no!

They've finished collecting the food.
_________________________________

We've got to get the queen now.
_________________________________

Once she's safe,

we move on Gypsy's signal.
_________________________________

(RUSTLING)
_________________________________

(GASPS) Someone's coming!
_________________________________

Hello, kids!
_________________________________

Ready to make

some grasshoppers cry?
_________________________________

It's payback time, Blueberry-style.
_________________________________

-Blueberries rock!

-All right!

_________________________________
(EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

Yes!
_________________________________

Don't worry, Kevin. I'll save...

_________________________________

(GROWLING)
_________________________________

And they wouldn't believe me.
Just wait till they get a look at you.

_________________________________

ALPHA: Master?
_________________________________

-The small mailman has returned.
-What?

_________________________________
Let me go.

_________________________________

Where's your elderly friend?
_________________________________

He's not my friend anymore.

_________________________________

Well, if you're here,
Fredricksen can't be far behind.

_________________________________

RUSSELL: Where are you
keeping Kevin?

_________________________________
Let me go!
_________________________________

BETA: Scream all you want,
small mailman.

_________________________________

GAMMA: None of your mailman friends
can hear you.

_________________________________

I'll unleash
all my Wilderness Explorer training!
_________________________________

MUNTZ: Alpha,
Fredricksen's coming back.

_________________________________

Guard that bird. If you see the old man,
you know what to do.

_________________________________

Hey, where are you going?
I'm not finished with you!
_________________________________

MUNTZ: Nice talking with you.

_________________________________

Ahhh!
_________________________________

Where are you, Fredricksen?
_________________________________

(RUSSELL SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Russell!
_________________________________

-Mr. Fredricksen!

-Dug, bring her over!
_________________________________

You came back for Kevin!
Let's go get her!
_________________________________

CARL: I'm getting Kevin. You stay here.

_________________________________

But I wanna help.

_________________________________

I don't want your help.
_________________________________
I want you safe.

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

(DRUM ROLL)
_________________________________
SLIM: Ladies and gentlebugs!

Larvae of all stages!
_________________________________

Rub your legs together

for the world's greatest bug circus!
_________________________________

Wait a minute!
_________________________________

-I think I'm going to wet myself.

-Steady.
_________________________________

-What's going on here?

-Well...
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Yes.
_________________________________

We were invited by Princess Atta
_________________________________

as a surprise for your arrival.
_________________________________

Squish them.
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
_________________________________

-Now that's funny.

-That is funny.
_________________________________

I guess we could use

a little entertainment.
_________________________________

Looks like you did

something right for once, princess.
_________________________________

On with the show!
_________________________________

The circus, the circus

I love the circus

_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

How do we get past these dogs?
_________________________________

DUG: Point!

_________________________________

...all gone! Baby wants pie!
_________________________________

Pie? He asked for it.

Should I give it to him?
_________________________________

Yeah! Give him pie! Give him pie!
_________________________________

-Yeah!

-Thank you, gentlemen.
_________________________________

Always an intellectual treat.
_________________________________

How many roaches does it take

to screw in a light bulb?
_________________________________

Can't tell. As soon as the light

goes on, they scatter!
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

-Almost there.

-From the most mysterious regions
_________________________________

of uncharted Asia,
_________________________________

-I give you the Chinese Cabinet...

-FLIK: Come on, girls. Quick. Quick.
_________________________________

...of Metamorphosis!
_________________________________

Utilizing psychic vibrations,
_________________________________

-I shall select the perfect volunteer.

-Pick me!
_________________________________

No! Come on.

I'm asking you with my brain.
_________________________________

-Aha! Why, Your Majesty!

-Me?
_________________________________

No, no. Thumper, down. Let her go.
_________________________________

Maybe he'll saw her in half.
_________________________________

As you ascend the dung beetle

to the unknown,
_________________________________

put your trust in the mysteries
_________________________________

that are beyond

mere mortal comprehension.
_________________________________

This is gonna be good!

_________________________________

Kevin.

_________________________________

(SQUAWKS)
_________________________________

Don't worry, Kevin. We're on our way.

_________________________________

-Blueberries ready?

-ALL: Ready.
_________________________________

Ready!
_________________________________

I call upon the ancient Szechuan spirits
_________________________________

to inhabit the body of our volunteer!
_________________________________

No, no.

Just stay in there, Your Majesty.
_________________________________

Transformation.
_________________________________

Transformation!
_________________________________

Wow. Manny's getting good.
_________________________________

-(GASPS) Not now.

-If it rains,
_________________________________

that bird'll get ripped to shreds!

_________________________________

ALPHA: Allow no one to be entering
through these doors.

_________________________________

Guard well that bird, my minions.

_________________________________

What do we do now, Dug?
_________________________________

(GNAWING)

_________________________________
MANNY: And now, insectus

_________________________________
transformitus!

_________________________________
(ALL EXCLAIM)
_________________________________

Pretty!
_________________________________

(APPLAUSE)
_________________________________

Thank you, thank you.

_________________________________

-Thank you.

-That's the signal. That's the signal!
_________________________________

This is it, girls. Get ready to roll.
_________________________________

-It's stuck!

-That was amazing!
_________________________________

I have no... How did they do that?

I have no idea where she went.
_________________________________

-Thank you. Thank you, thank you.

-More! More!
_________________________________

-More! More! More!

-Wait!
_________________________________

-Where is she?

-Well, now... Actually...
_________________________________

I'm sorry.

A magician never reveals his secrets.
_________________________________

That's very true, Hoppy.
_________________________________

I mean, where would the mystery be

if we all knew how it was...
_________________________________

-Shutting up.

-You can do it!
_________________________________

-You've got to make it work!

-Hey!

_________________________________

Who wants the ball?
_________________________________

(DOGS CLAMORING)
_________________________________

DOG 1: Me! I want it!
DOG 2: Me! I do!
_________________________________

DOG 3: I want the ball!
DOG 4: Give it to me!
_________________________________

Then go get it!
_________________________________

GAMMA: I'm gonna get there first!

_________________________________
GAMMA: Getting the ball!

_________________________________
GAMMA: I got it!

_________________________________
Uh-oh.

_________________________________

(DOGS GROANING)
_________________________________

I'm sorry, Kevin.
Let's get you out of here.

_________________________________

GAMMA: Master! He's gone!
The old man!

_________________________________
DOG 1: He's here!
_________________________________

GAMMA: He's got the bird!
DOG 2: The bird's gone...

_________________________________

Calm down! One at a time!
_________________________________

I want to help!
_________________________________

Ha-ha!
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(PANTING)

_________________________________

I said, where is she?

_________________________________

DOG 3: He's in Hall D!
DOG 4: He's in Hall C!

_________________________________
DOG 5: It's the old man!

_________________________________
Does anyone know where they are?
_________________________________

(GLASS SQUEAKING)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)

_________________________________

Hold on!
_________________________________

(CAWING)
_________________________________

Bird! It's a bird!

_________________________________

Gray Leader? Take down the house.

_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

BETA: Gray Leader, checking in.

_________________________________

GAMMA: Gray Two, checking in.

_________________________________

OMEGA: Gray Three, checking in.

_________________________________

BETA: Target sighted.

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)

_________________________________

Yes!
_________________________________

-Let's get out of here! Go!

-Go!
_________________________________

Don't let it get me! Don't let it get me!
_________________________________

Help me!

_________________________________

Come on, Kevin.

_________________________________

(BARKS)
_________________________________

Ahhh!
_________________________________

(BARKING)
_________________________________

(GROWLING)
_________________________________

DUG: Hi.

_________________________________

(MUNTZ GRUNTING)

_________________________________
(YELLS)
_________________________________

(JOINTS CRACKING)
_________________________________

Any last words, Fredricksen? Come on!
Spit it out!
_________________________________

-Come on.
-Enough!
_________________________________

I am taking that bird back with me.
Alive or dead!
_________________________________

Come on, Kevin.
_________________________________

(CARL YELLS)

_________________________________

(DUG WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

(GROWLING)
_________________________________

ALPHA: I will have many enjoyments
from what I am about to do, Dug.

_________________________________

(SNARLING)
_________________________________

DOG 1: He wears the Cone of Shame!

_________________________________
ALPHA: (IN SQUEAKY VOICE) What?
Do not just continue sitting. Attack!

_________________________________
(ALL LAUGHING)
_________________________________

ALPHA: No, no! Stop your laughing!
Get this off of me!

_________________________________
DUG: Listen, you dog. Sit!

_________________________________
ALL: Yes, Alpha.

_________________________________

DUG: Alpha? I am not Alpha. He is...

_________________________________

Oh!

_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

I can't do it.

_________________________________

-CARL: Russell!
-Huh?
_________________________________

CARL: Kaw kaw, raaar!
Kaw kaw, raaar!
_________________________________

You leave Mr. Fredricksen alone!
_________________________________

Hey, squirrel!
_________________________________

GAMMA: Squirrel? Where?
Where? Where?

_________________________________
BETA: Where's the squirrel?

_________________________________
GAMMA: I hate squirrels.

_________________________________

Up, down, up, down. And turn!
_________________________________

(SCREECHING)

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

My eye! Help me!
_________________________________

Boysenberry.
_________________________________

No, no, no, no, no!
_________________________________

Oh, the pain!
_________________________________

There goes my magic act!
_________________________________

-Flaming Death!

-No! P.T.!
_________________________________

A direct hit!
_________________________________

(FLAMES CRACKLING)
_________________________________

Flik! Flik! Help us!

_________________________________

(SCREAMS)

_________________________________

(GASPS) Dot!
_________________________________

Okay! Everyone out! Hurry!
_________________________________

Where's Dot? Has anyone seen Dot?
_________________________________

Whose idea was this?
_________________________________

Was it yours, princess?
_________________________________

Just get behind me, girls. It'll be okay.
_________________________________
FLIK: Leave her alone, Hopper.

_________________________________

The bird was my idea.

I'm the one you want.
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(THUDDING)
_________________________________

Where do you get the gall

to do this to me?
_________________________________

You were...

You were gonna squish the queen.
_________________________________

It's true.
_________________________________

I hate it when someone

gives away the ending.
_________________________________

You piece of dirt! No, I'm wrong.
_________________________________

You're lower than dirt. You're an ant!
_________________________________

Let this be a lesson to all you ants.
_________________________________

Ideas are very dangerous things.
_________________________________

You are mindless, soil-shoving losers,
_________________________________

put on this earth to serve us!
_________________________________
FLIK: (WEAKLY) You're wrong, Hopper.

_________________________________

Ants are not meant

to serve grasshoppers!
_________________________________

I've seen these ants do great things.
_________________________________

And year after year,

they somehow manage
_________________________________

to pick food for themselves and you.
_________________________________

So who is the weaker species?
_________________________________

Ants don't serve grasshoppers.
_________________________________

It's you who need us.
_________________________________

(ANTS MURMURING)
_________________________________

We're a lot stronger

than you say we are.
_________________________________

And you know it, don't you?
_________________________________
Yo, hey, how're you doin',
everybody, yeah.
_________________________________
Got a minute? Hades, Lord
of the Dead. Nice to see you.
_________________________________
Hey, guess what?
_________________________________
I've got a place for you down under!
_________________________________

Well, princess!
_________________________________

Hopper? I hate to interrupt, but...
_________________________________

You ants stay back!
_________________________________

-Oh, this was such a bad idea!

-You see, Hopper,
_________________________________

nature has a certain order.
_________________________________

The ants pick the food,

the ants keep the food
_________________________________

and the grasshoppers leave!
_________________________________

-I'm so proud of you, Flik!

-Charge-a!
_________________________________
HOPPER: Where are you going?

They're just ants!
_________________________________

No! Bad grasshopper!

Bad grasshopper! Go home!
_________________________________

(YELPS)
_________________________________

-Yeah!

-HOPPER: Come back here,
_________________________________

you cowards! Don't leave!
_________________________________

-To the cannon!

-ALL: To the cannon!
_________________________________

No!
_________________________________

Happy landings, Hopper!
_________________________________

(THUNDERCLAP)
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

Rain!
_________________________________

-Flik!

-Quick! After them!
_________________________________

Slim!
_________________________________
SLIM: Francis! Francis!

Francis, I'm stuck!
_________________________________

-Where are you?

-I'm over here!
_________________________________

-Where?

-Here!
_________________________________

I'm the only stick with eyeballs!
_________________________________

-Help! Help! Help!

-Get him!
_________________________________

No!
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

(SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
_________________________________

-Go that way!

-But the anthill's...
_________________________________

I've got an idea!
_________________________________

-Flik!

-Come on!

_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Dug!
_________________________________

DUG: Master!

_________________________________
Russell! Over here! Let's go!
_________________________________

Mr. Fredricksen!
_________________________________

CARL: Go on, Kevin!

_________________________________

There!

_________________________________

Come on! We've got to hide!
_________________________________

No matter what happens, stay down!
_________________________________

Flik, no! What are you doing?

_________________________________

(GUN FIRES)
_________________________________

No!
_________________________________

Russell! Get out of there!
_________________________________

No! Leave them alone!

_________________________________

-Hopper!

-You think it's over?
_________________________________

No, no, no. No, I can explain.
_________________________________

All your little stunt did

was buy them time!
_________________________________

-No, please! Please, Hopper!

-I'll get more grasshoppers
_________________________________

and be back next season,
_________________________________

but you won't!

_________________________________

(CHIRPING)

_________________________________

Russell, hang on to Kevin!
Don't let go of her!

_________________________________

Well, what's this?

Another one of your little bird tricks?
_________________________________

-Yep.

-Are there a bunch of little girls
_________________________________

in this one, too? Hello, girls!

_________________________________

Kevin! Chocolate!
_________________________________

(SQUAWKS)

_________________________________

No! No! No, no, no, no!
_________________________________

No! No!
_________________________________

Oh, no!
_________________________________

Oh, no! No, no, no!

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(CHIRPING)
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
HADES: Oh! Hey, kid,
what are you doing? Stop!
_________________________________
Hey, guys! Get away from me!
Come on! Come on!

_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

RUSSELL: That was cool!
_________________________________

(ALL LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Don't jerk around so much, kid!
Easy, Russell.

_________________________________

DUG: Oh, I am ready to not be up high.

_________________________________

Sorry about your house,
Mr. Fredricksen.

_________________________________

You know, it's just a house.

_________________________________

(CARL LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(CHICKS CHIRPING)
_________________________________

Look at you. You're so soft.

_________________________________

(HONKS)
_________________________________

ALL: Aw!
_________________________________

I wish I could keep one.

_________________________________

(HISSES)
_________________________________

Where's my cane? I just had it here.

_________________________________

(GAGGING)
_________________________________

You know what? Keep them.
A little gift from me to you.

_________________________________

Bye, Kevin!
_________________________________

(HONKS)
_________________________________

Ready?
_________________________________

Ready.

_________________________________

(BARKING)
_________________________________

________

Imagining in January 2019–February 2019

_________________________________

JONNY QUEST: (ON TV)
Look, a robot.
_________________________________
It's taking off.
_________________________________

DR. GUEST: I'm not getting
a reading yet.
_________________________________

RACE: Press "fire"?

DR. QUEST: Now.
_________________________________
(MUSIC PLAYING ON TV)
_________________________________

More power.

_________________________________
JONNY QUEST: Oh, I hope
it works, Dad.

_________________________________
I thought it was best
to just let you sleep.

_________________________________

Seventeen hours.
_________________________________

-How do you feel?

-(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Super.
_________________________________

-You got it, Dad!

-Hurray!
_________________________________

BOB: I can't tell you
how much I appreciate
_________________________________

you watching Jack-Jack for me, E.
_________________________________

Yes, I'm sure your gratitude
is quite inexpressible.

_________________________________

Don't ask me to do it again, darling.
_________________________________

My rates are far too high.
_________________________________
Oh, uh...
_________________________________

I am joking, Robert,
I enjoyed the assignment.

_________________________________

He is bright and I am stimulating.
_________________________________

We deserve each other.
_________________________________

You child is a polymorph.
_________________________________

Like all babies,
he has enormous potential.
_________________________________

It's not unknown for supers
_________________________________
to have more than one power
when young...
_________________________________

-but this little one has many.
-(BABBLING)
_________________________________

Yes, you have many powers?
_________________________________

(BABBLING)
_________________________________

EDNA: I understand
your lack of sleep
_________________________________

and coherency, Robert.
_________________________________

Babies can be anything,
_________________________________

and your child is no exception.
_________________________________

He has pure,
unlimited potential, Robert.
_________________________________

He slept while I worked
in a creative fever.
_________________________________

Auntie Edna has stayed up all night...
_________________________________

making sure you look fabulous
in your many forms.
_________________________________

What are you...
You're putting him in the...

_________________________________

In the chamber, Robert.
_________________________________

He is part of the demonstration
_________________________________

and will be fine.
_________________________________

Your challenge is to manage a baby
_________________________________
who has multiple powers...
_________________________________
and no control over them, yes?
_________________________________

Huh. That sums it up.
_________________________________

I often work to music
_________________________________
and I noticed the baby
responds to it as well.
_________________________________

Specifically, Mozart.
_________________________________

-(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)
-I blended Kevlar
_________________________________
with carbyne
for durability under duress...
_________________________________
and cotton for comfort.
_________________________________

Interwoven with these fabrics

are a mesh of tiny sensors...
_________________________________

that monitor the baby's
physical properties.

_________________________________

Oh, Lord! (STAMMERS)
What is he doing?
_________________________________

Well, it's Mozart, Robert.
Can you blame him?

_________________________________

The important thing is that
the suit and tracker...
_________________________________

anticipated the change and alerted you.

_________________________________

Oh, no. Cookies.
I gotta get cookies!
_________________________________

You do not need cookies.
_________________________________
As I learned quite painfully last night...
_________________________________

any solution involving cookies
_________________________________
will inevitably result in the demon baby.
_________________________________
(GROWLING)
_________________________________

"Combustion imminent"?
_________________________________

What does that mean? (YELPS)
_________________________________

It means fire, Robert,
_________________________________

for which the suit has countermeasures.
_________________________________

I suggest you extinguish
the baby's flames

_________________________________

before he trips the sprinkler system.
_________________________________

-(BOB EXHALES)
-The flame retardant
_________________________________

is blackberry lavender,
darling.
_________________________________

Effective, edible,
and delicious.
_________________________________

Well, what do you know?
That is useful.

_________________________________

Although I have doubtlessly
exceeded your expectations
_________________________________
for a single night's work...
_________________________________

the suit and device contain
_________________________________
a few more features we need to discuss.
_________________________________

Thanks again, E,
for everything.
_________________________________

How much do I owe you for...
_________________________________

Pish-posh, darling. Your bill
will be covered by my fee...
_________________________________

for being Mr. Incredible,
Elastigirl,
_________________________________

and Frozone's exclusive designer...

_________________________________
throughout the known universe

and until the end of time.
_________________________________

But babysitting this one...
_________________________________

I do for free, darling.

_________________________________

_________________________________

JACK'S SISTER: Jack?

_________________________________
Jack!

_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________

Jack!

_________________________________
JACK'S MOTHER: Come on, Jack,
_________________________________

you can't have fun all the time.
_________________________________

Jack, get down from there.
_________________________________

GIRL: Jack!

BOY: You're funny, Jack.
_________________________________

-JACK'S MOTHER: Be careful.

-(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

We will.
_________________________________

It's okay. It's okay.
_________________________________

Don't look down. Just look at me.
_________________________________

Jack.
_________________________________

I'm scared.
_________________________________

I know. I know.
_________________________________

But you're gonna be all right.

You're not gonna fall in.
_________________________________

We're gonna have a little fun instead!
_________________________________

No, we're not!
_________________________________

Would I trick you?
_________________________________

Yes! You always play tricks!
_________________________________

JACK: (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

All right.
_________________________________

(STAMMERS) Well, not this time.
_________________________________

I promise, I promise. You're gonna be...
_________________________________

You're gonna be fine.
_________________________________

You have to believe in me.
_________________________________

You want to play a game?

We're gonna play hopscotch!
_________________________________

Like we play every day.
_________________________________

It's as easy as
_________________________________

one...
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

-Two.

-(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

Three!
_________________________________

All right.
_________________________________

Now it's your turn.
_________________________________

-One...

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

That's it, that's it.
_________________________________

Two.
_________________________________

Three!
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

-Whoa!

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

Jack!
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

Did you see... Did you see that?
_________________________________

(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

(STAMMERING) It was me!
_________________________________

I had a family! I had a sister!
_________________________________

I saved her!
_________________________________

That's why you chose me.
_________________________________

I'm a Guardian.
_________________________________

(BABY TOOTH SQUEAKS)
_________________________________

We have to get out of here.
_________________________________

Okay.
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(WHOOPING)
_________________________________

Come on, Baby Tooth, I owe you one!
_________________________________

Come on! Let's go!
_________________________________

(FAIRIES SQUEAKING)
_________________________________

What's wrong?
_________________________________

None of you can fly?
_________________________________

The lights.
_________________________________

_________________________________

(SHIP CREAKING)
_________________________________

(WIND HOWLING)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(ALL PANTING)
_________________________________

(SCREECHING)
_________________________________

Come on, guys, I think

it's just over this hill.
_________________________________

(ALL GROANING)
_________________________________

How do you expect us

to go up to the surface?
_________________________________

We won't be able to breathe!
_________________________________

All right, all secondary characters
_________________________________

-come with me.

-(ALL GROANING)
_________________________________

-Yeah, I'm with you guys.

-No way, Squidward.
_________________________________

You're going up there with us.
_________________________________

My feet hurt.
_________________________________

-Patrick, you don't have feet.

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

It's not fair! You have feet.
_________________________________

Sandy has feet. Squidward has feet.
_________________________________

Actually, I have four feet.
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

SPONGEBOB: It's not about feet.
_________________________________

SQUIDWARD: What is it about, then?
_________________________________

SPONGEBOB: It's about being a team
_________________________________

and sticking together, no matter what!
_________________________________

The only way we're going

up there is if some
_________________________________

fairy godmother shows up

and helps us breathe air.
_________________________________

-Bubbles!

-SpongeBob, you know this guy?
_________________________________

Don't hurt us!

We're sorry we got you fired.
_________________________________

Hurt you? (CLICKING)
_________________________________

Why, I traveled back

through time to thank you.
_________________________________

I've been stuck in that job for eons.
_________________________________

I needed a change,
_________________________________

but I was too afraid to go for it.
_________________________________

Well, Bubbles, I'm glad we could help.
_________________________________

Now it is my turn to help.
_________________________________

I can get you safety to the surface.
_________________________________

Now! (CLICKING)
_________________________________

Quick, all of you, get in my mouth.
_________________________________

Come on, guys, let's go!
_________________________________

There's no way I'm climbing

into some dolphin's mouth.
_________________________________

Yeah. This guy just wants a free lunch.
_________________________________

Guys, if Bubbles has the courage
_________________________________

to quit his dead-end, nowhere job
_________________________________

and travel back through time to help us,
_________________________________

then we need to have the courage to...
_________________________________

(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Well, I never thought

I'd be eaten by a dolphin.
_________________________________

No, if he was eating us,
_________________________________

he'd be chewing us up

and we'd be going down there.
_________________________________

This is what you call riding in style.
_________________________________

(SIGHS) Not a lot of legroom in here.
_________________________________

Well, maybe if you didn't have four feet!
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Note to self:

Never stow away in a gym sock.
_________________________________

What's happening? I feel tingly!
_________________________________

(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________

-(ALL GRUNTING)
-SQUIDWARD: Ow, my neck!
_________________________________

I've done all I can.
_________________________________

The rest is up to you.
_________________________________

Thank you, Bubbles!
_________________________________

Farewell, SpongeBob.
_________________________________

Farewell, Bubbles.
_________________________________

Now to update my... (CLICKING)
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Resume!
_________________________________

(INHALES DEEPLY)
_________________________________

Ah! Fresh air! Oh, how I've missed you.
_________________________________

Ugh! This place smells awful!
_________________________________

(SNIFFING) Come on, guys.
_________________________________

Let's get the Krabby Patty formula
_________________________________

and save Bikini Bottom.
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

What is this place?
_________________________________

KRABS: I have a bad feeling about this.
_________________________________

Maybe this guy knows

where we are. He looks smart.
_________________________________

He's got five heads.
_________________________________

Uh, sir? Could you tell us

where to find a Krabby Patty?
_________________________________

Hey, my friend's talking to you!
_________________________________

-What?

-(SNORING)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

A giant, hairy porpoise!
_________________________________

(GASPS) It's beached!
_________________________________

It's suffering. Poor thing.
_________________________________

Y'all, those aren't porpoises.
_________________________________

-All hands on deck!

-Oh, brother.
_________________________________

We need to get these guys

back in the water.
_________________________________

SPONGEBOB: Come on! Push!
_________________________________

KRABS: Heave!

ALL: Ho!
_________________________________

-Heave!

-ALL: Ho!
_________________________________

-Heave!

-ALL: Ho!
_________________________________

-Put your back into it!

-(ALL GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Come on, push!
_________________________________

SQUIDWARD: Well, I guess

this is where that
_________________________________

horrible smell was coming from.
_________________________________

-(METAL CLANGS)

-(ALL GROAN)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

Excuse me, do you know

where we can get
_________________________________

a Krabby Patty around here?
_________________________________

Invaders!
_________________________________

Uh-oh.
_________________________________

You get out of my sister's sand castle!
_________________________________

-GIRL: Mom!
-(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

(BOTH SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

Where have you been all my life?
_________________________________

Ow. Whoa!
_________________________________

WOMAN: Mmm.
_________________________________

Oh, Frank.
_________________________________

That feels so good.
_________________________________

(GOBBLING)
_________________________________

Gross!
_________________________________

-Oh, hey, Squidward.

-(GROANING)
_________________________________

Sandy! (SNIFFING)
_________________________________

The Krabby Patty!
_________________________________

I think I see where it's coming from!
_________________________________

(BOTH SCREAMING)
_________________________________

SpongeBob, you will not believe the size
_________________________________

of the ice creams here.
_________________________________

I wonder what other

giant snacks they have.
_________________________________

(GASPS) Cotton candy?
_________________________________

(BOTH GASPING)
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Wow.
_________________________________

If you ate all that,

you'd have enough energy
_________________________________

to run around the whole world!
_________________________________

BOTH: Whoo-hoo!
_________________________________

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________

(BOTH LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
_________________________________

Ugh! When is the sugar gonna wear off?
_________________________________

(SNIFFING)
_________________________________

Hey, guys, I smell Krabby Patties!
_________________________________

-I think it's this way!

-Huh?
_________________________________

(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________

KRABS: Don't leave me, Squidward!
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

-Now what?

-We're never going to make it!
_________________________________

ALL: Huh?
_________________________________

(BICYCLE BELL RINGING)
_________________________________

-Heave!

-Ho!
_________________________________

-Heave!

-Ho!
_________________________________

-Heave!

-Ho!
_________________________________

We're doing it, guys!
_________________________________

-MAN: Dude, watch out!
-(PEOPLE GROANING)
_________________________________

Hold on!
_________________________________

-(SCREAMING)
-SQUIDWARD: SpongeBob!
_________________________________

-Huh? Lean!

-Starboard! (GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(WOMAN GASPS)
_________________________________

ALL: Whoa!
_________________________________

(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(ALL GROANING)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

-What the... (GASPS)

-What?
_________________________________

"Home of the Krabby Patty"?
_________________________________

(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
_________________________________

But The Krusty Krab

is the home of the Krabby Patty!
_________________________________

Mr. Krabs, what are we gonna do?
_________________________________

$8.99 for a Krabby Patty?
_________________________________

Why didn't I think of that?
_________________________________

-(SIZZLING)

-(SINGING)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

-You!

-Huh?
_________________________________

Cease and desist that

unauthorized patty flipping!
_________________________________

Yeah, that's my job!
_________________________________

BURGER BEARD: How did you get here?
_________________________________

You cannot breathe air.
_________________________________

Well, there was this magical dolphin
_________________________________

from the future who shot us

out of his blowhole, and...
_________________________________

Wait! Wait.
_________________________________

That's not in the book.
_________________________________

Book?
_________________________________

There is no magical dolphin in this story.
_________________________________

What story?
_________________________________

The story of how Bikini

Bottom was brought to its knees
_________________________________

when its beloved Krabby Patty formula
_________________________________

was stolen by me,
_________________________________

Burger Beard.
_________________________________

How does it end?
_________________________________

Well, let me see.
_________________________________

It looks like, uh,
_________________________________

Burger Beard becomes the richest
_________________________________

food truck proprietor in all the land.
_________________________________

But how did you steal the formula?
_________________________________

That was easy.
_________________________________

I simply rewrote the story, and...
_________________________________

Poof!
_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-Me formuler!
_________________________________

What do you mean, rewrote the story?
_________________________________

Watch this.
_________________________________

"The brave
_________________________________

"and handsome
_________________________________

"Burger Beard
_________________________________

-"banished our poor heroes..."

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

"...to be stranded on
_________________________________

"Pelican Island!"
_________________________________

(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(BURGER BEARD LAUGHING)
_________________________________

"The End"!
_________________________________

(SQUAWKING)
_________________________________

Oh, this looks bad.
_________________________________

And these guys look hungry!
_________________________________

-Look out!

-(SCREECHING)
_________________________________

(YELPING)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Nice. So this is what teamwork get you.
_________________________________

Here! Take Squidward, you vile beasts!
_________________________________

I want to be on a new team.

This one's broken.
_________________________________

Sandy, you're smart.

You have any ideas?
_________________________________

I ain't been too smart
_________________________________

since I found this old piece of paper!
_________________________________

(LAUGHS EVILLY)
_________________________________

-What?
-KRABS: Incoming!
_________________________________

(SCREECHING)
_________________________________

Wait a minute!
_________________________________

(GRUNTS) Now all we need
_________________________________

-is some ink!

-(SQUIDWARD SQUIRTS)
_________________________________

Oh. Which Squidward

has helpfully provided.
_________________________________

It happens when I'm nervous.
_________________________________

Whatever you're going to do,
_________________________________

make it quick! They're closing in on us!
_________________________________

I'm gonna write us an ending.
_________________________________

(ROARS)
_________________________________

Will it be a happy ending?
_________________________________

It's going to be superpowered!
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(LAUGHING EVILLY)
_________________________________

I'll show you a happy ending.
_________________________________

(PEOPLE CLAMORING)
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

Da-da-da-da!
_________________________________

-Patrick!

-Huh?
_________________________________

Hey, I got feet!
_________________________________

Oh, what is in these things?
_________________________________

We'll take one secret formula to go!
_________________________________

Clear the area, citizens.
_________________________________

There's going to be

some serious aft-kicking here.
_________________________________

(CAMERA CLICKS)
_________________________________

But I banished you.
_________________________________

Sour Note?
_________________________________

(INHALES DEEPLY)
_________________________________

(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
_________________________________

SEAGULL 1: My tiny little eardrums!
_________________________________

Hey, hey, wait! Hold on! Hold on!
_________________________________

Wait! Wait! Customers!
_________________________________

Wait, please!
_________________________________

SPONGEBOB: Mr. Superawesomeness,
_________________________________

take him down.
_________________________________

-Huh?

-Huh?
_________________________________

(THUNDER RUMBLING)
_________________________________

(GIGGLES)
_________________________________

Um, maybe we should have picked
_________________________________

a better superpower for you Patrick.
_________________________________

Let's see you get out of this one!
_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-Ka-ching!
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

Get ready for the Invinci-Bubble!
_________________________________

No!
_________________________________

My book!
_________________________________

All right, team,

time for hands in the middle!
_________________________________

Yes! Huh?
_________________________________

Oh, yeah.
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Great job, guys. We did it!
_________________________________

ALL: Ew!
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

What?
_________________________________

Sandy? Is that you?
_________________________________

You can call me The Rodent!
_________________________________

Hi-yah!
_________________________________

Hey, where'd the pirate go?
_________________________________

Hmm. Uh...
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Mmm.
_________________________________

It looks liked Burger Beard
_________________________________

forget the first rule of mobile fry cooking.
_________________________________

Always batten down your grease traps.
_________________________________

Follow that grease, team!
_________________________________

(TIRE SCREECHING)
_________________________________

(CHITTERING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(ENGINE REVS)
_________________________________

BURGER BEARD: There she blows.
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Whoo-hoo-hoo!
_________________________________

SPONGEBOB: Whoo-hoo!
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(TIRE SCREECHING)
_________________________________

(INHALES DEEPLY)
_________________________________

SPONGEBOB: Whoo!
_________________________________

-(GRUNTS)

-Oh, no, you don't.
_________________________________

-(GRUNTS)

-(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Ow!
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

-(SCREAMS)

-(GRUNTS) Oh!
_________________________________

(PATRICK GROANING)
_________________________________

(LAUGHING EVILLY)
_________________________________

(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

He's after the book!
_________________________________

Sandy, use your squirrel powers!
_________________________________

Roger that!
_________________________________

Oh, she's never gonna make it!
_________________________________

Huh? Everyone...
_________________________________

Lean!
_________________________________

(SANDY SCREAMS)
_________________________________

(ALL GROANING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

-That's what you get.

-(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

(TIRES SCREECHING)
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(BOOK APPROACHING)
_________________________________

Come here.
_________________________________

Come here.
_________________________________

The book!
_________________________________

Sour Note!
_________________________________

(YELLS)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

All right, Burger Beard,
_________________________________

prepare to be teamworked!
_________________________________

I'm going to scrub my armpits with you.
_________________________________

Uh, I don't get it.
_________________________________

Because you're a sponge.
_________________________________

Duh.
_________________________________

Oh.
_________________________________

Get him, The Rodent!
_________________________________

-Consider him roasted!

-(PEOPLE GASING)
_________________________________

(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(PEANUTS WHIZZING)
_________________________________

(YELLS)
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

Aw, nuts! I'm all out of nuts!
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(LAUGHS MOCKINGLY)
_________________________________

Justice is best soft served.
_________________________________

(WOMAN GASPS)
_________________________________

(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Patrick, I should have

never doubted your powers!
_________________________________

(CACKLING)
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

I can't think of a sweeter way to go.
_________________________________

Ha! It's all mine!
_________________________________

Not so fast, Booger Beard!
_________________________________

(YELPS)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Me formuler. Huh?
_________________________________

This will make you feel a little butter.
_________________________________

Not melted butter!
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Mr. Krabs!
_________________________________

Voila!

_________________________________
-(BURGER BEARD LAUGHING)

-Uh-oh.
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

A-ha!
_________________________________

Oh, yeah!
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

Hoo-hoo!
_________________________________

(LAUGHS MOCKINGLY)
_________________________________

Ta-da!
_________________________________

They're beautiful!
_________________________________

-Patrick!

-(GROWLS)
_________________________________

(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

BURGER BEARD: I gotcha!
_________________________________

SpongeBob!
_________________________________

-Patrick?

-Talk to me, buddy.
_________________________________

I'm... I'm seeing a bright light.
_________________________________

Is this better?
_________________________________

Much. Thank you.
_________________________________

But the discomfort I feel

in my eyes is nothing
_________________________________

compared to the shame I feel
_________________________________

for letting down the Patty.
_________________________________

For letting down Bikini Bottom.
_________________________________

Yeah, SpongeBob, you really blew it.
_________________________________

No, Patrick, we blew it, as a team.
_________________________________

Nope. This one's on you.
_________________________________

(ENGINE STARTS)
_________________________________

PLANKTON: Where do you

think you're going?
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Why don't you get going, little fella,
_________________________________

before you hurt yourself?
_________________________________

(RUMBLING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Plankton?
_________________________________

It's Plank-Ton!
_________________________________

Come on down from there, little fella.
_________________________________

You wouldn't want to get hurt.
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(GROWLS)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Come out, come out, wherever you are!
_________________________________

Huh? (SCREAMS)
_________________________________

My eye!
_________________________________

He's getting away!
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

Ready for a Plank-Ton of bubbles?
_________________________________

(INHALES DEEPLY)
_________________________________

(SPONGEBOB LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

The formula, please.
_________________________________

Come on. Team up with me.
_________________________________

We'll be rich and powerful! Huh?
_________________________________

PLANKTON: No, thanks.
_________________________________

I'm already part of a teamwork.
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(MUTTERING)
_________________________________

Can we do hands in the middle again?
_________________________________

Yes, we can, Patrick.
_________________________________

But this time, there's one more

hand to go in the middle.
_________________________________

Plankton?
_________________________________

Hmm.
_________________________________

(GASPS) Oh, no.
_________________________________

(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

-Here you go, Krabs.

-Huh?
_________________________________

She's all yours.
_________________________________

This doesn't have

another insulting note in it, does it?
_________________________________

No, that's the old me.
_________________________________

The one who turned his back

on everything important
_________________________________

just to have that formula all to himself.
_________________________________

But I realize now that keeping
_________________________________

something to myself is...
_________________________________

Selfish.
_________________________________

Especially when that something
_________________________________

is the Krabby Patty.
_________________________________

Okay, everybody, let's get back
_________________________________

to Bikini Bottom and... (GASPS)
_________________________________

Oh, no! I don't have the page!
_________________________________

-Oh, no!

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

SPONGEBOB: It must be

back on Pelican Island!
_________________________________

Don't worry. I thought of everything.
_________________________________

All right, SpongeBob, take us home.
_________________________________

Thanks.
_________________________________

-Squidward!

Oh, yeah.
_________________________________

Come on, it's time to go back
_________________________________

and open up The Krusty Krab!
_________________________________

Are you out of your patty-flipping mind?
_________________________________

I'll never leave this place!
_________________________________

I mean, look at me. I'm a god!
_________________________________

No, Squidward, you're a cashier.
_________________________________

Wait a minute! What? No!
_________________________________

_________________________________

(HARMONICA PLAYING)

_________________________________

-(SNARLING)

-(RAMSEY LAUGHING)

_________________________________

Aren't you the cutest?

_________________________________

You and that critter

showed real grit today.

_________________________________

We could use that critter.

How about we trade?

_________________________________

I'll give you my harmonica for him.

_________________________________

Thanks, but Spot ain't for trading.

_________________________________

Come here, Spot. Come here.

_________________________________

(PANTING)

_________________________________

(WHISTLES) Your loss.

_________________________________

That's a good one.

Gonna scar up real good.

_________________________________

That's nothing. Look at this!

I run into 15 outlaw stegos.

_________________________________

They're all bigger than me

and meaner than me.

_________________________________

What happened?

_________________________________

Fought 'em off, of course.

Was winning, too.

_________________________________

Then one gets his dang spikey tail

stuck in my foot and pulls!

_________________________________

-Whoa.

-Still can't feel my toes.

_________________________________

(BLOWS AIR)

_________________________________

-(COUGHS)

-RAMSEY: Which comes in handy

_________________________________

when you're kicking piles of bull...

_________________________________

She's jealous.

_________________________________

Jealous? Ha!

_________________________________

Once a stampede of longhorns

was coming right at me,

_________________________________

but my tail was stuck

between a rock and a hard place.

_________________________________

I was dead for sure.

So I chewed the dang thing off!

_________________________________
NASH: Who does that?

_________________________________

-Nobody does that!

-(ALL LAUGHING)

_________________________________

You're crazy!

_________________________________

I'm surprised you don't have one

right across your face.

_________________________________

Butch, how'd you get your scar?

_________________________________

I don't know

if you're ready for that story.

_________________________________

I can take it.

_________________________________

-Oh, yeah. You got to tell him, Pa!

-That's a good one!

_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT)

_________________________________

(COUGHS)

_________________________________

It was 100 degrees in the shade.

_________________________________

I walked for five days with no water.

_________________________________

Then I saw it. A pretty pond.

_________________________________

I bent down to take a drink,

_________________________________

when these crocs

launched out of the water.

_________________________________

One croc bit me on the face.

_________________________________

Ain't no way I wasn't its supper

except for one thing,

_________________________________

I wasn't ready for dying that day.

_________________________________

I bit one croc in half,

tail-whipped the other,

_________________________________

and the last one...

_________________________________

Well, I drowned that croc

in my own blood.

_________________________________

-Whoa.

-BOTH: Dang!

_________________________________

Ooh! Look, look,

gives me little goosies every time.

_________________________________

I love that story!

_________________________________

(GASPS) Show him your souvenir.

_________________________________

Ain't that just too good?

_________________________________

-Can I touch it this time?

-No.

_________________________________

Huh. You guys would have

liked my poppa.

_________________________________

He wasn't scared of anything.

_________________________________

(SIGHS) I'm done being scared.

_________________________________

Who said I'm not scared?

_________________________________

But you took on a croc!

_________________________________

And I was scared doing it.

_________________________________

If you ain't scared of a croc

biting you on the face,

_________________________________

you ain't alive. Listen, kid,

_________________________________

you can't get rid of fear.

It's like Mother Nature,

_________________________________

you can't beat her or outrun her,

but you can get through it.

_________________________________

You can find out what you're made of.

_________________________________

The first snow.

_________________________________

It's early this year.

_________________________________

And I got to get home to Momma.

_________________________________

We'll get you to that watering hole.

_________________________________

A deal's a deal. At first light, we ride.
_________________________________

_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

Do you know
what you would like this evening, sir?

_________________________________
Yes, I think I do.

_________________________________

After reading a lot of overheated
puffery about your new cook,

_________________________________
you know what I'm craving?
_________________________________

A little perspective.

_________________________________

That's it. I'd like some fresh, clear,
well seasoned perspective.

_________________________________

Can you suggest
a good wine to go with that?

_________________________________
-With what, sir?

-Perspective. Fresh out, I take it?

_________________________________
I am...

_________________________________

Very well.
Since you're all out of perspective
_________________________________

and no one else
seems to have it in this bloody town,

_________________________________
I'll make you a deal.

_________________________________

You provide the food,
I'll provide the perspective.

_________________________________

Which would go nicely
with a bottle of Cheval Blanc 1947.

_________________________________

I'm afraid I...

_________________________________

Your dinner selection?
_________________________________

Tell your Chef Linguini that I want
whatever he dares to serve me.

_________________________________

Tell him to hit me with his best shot.

_________________________________

I will have whatever he is having.

_________________________________

-So, we have given up.

-Why do you say that?
_________________________________

We are in a cage inside the car trunk
_________________________________

awaiting a future
in frozen food products.

_________________________________

No, I'm the one in a cage. I've given up.
_________________________________

You are free.

_________________________________

I am only as free
as you imagine me to be.

_________________________________

As you are.

_________________________________

Oh, please. I'm sick of pretending.
I pretend to be a rat for my father.

_________________________________

I pretend to be a human
through Linguini.

_________________________________

I pretend you exist
so I have someone to talk to!
_________________________________

You only tell me stuff I already know!
_________________________________

I know who I am!
Why do I need you to tell me?

_________________________________
Why do I need to pretend?
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

But you don't, Remy.

_________________________________

You never did.

_________________________________

(CRASHING)
_________________________________

No. My other left!
_________________________________

REMY: (MUFFLED)
Dad? Dad, I'm in here!
_________________________________

I'm inside the trunk! What the...

_________________________________

Dad!
_________________________________

-Hey, little brother!

-Emile!
_________________________________

I love you guys!
_________________________________

Where are you going?
_________________________________

Back to the restaurant.
They'll fail without me.

_________________________________

-Why do you care?

-Because I'm a cook!
_________________________________

(STAFF CLAMORING)
_________________________________

It's your recipe.

_________________________________

How can you not know
your own recipe?
_________________________________

I didn't write it down. It just came to me.

_________________________________

Then make it come to you again, ja?
Because we can't serve this!
_________________________________

Where's my order?
_________________________________

Can't we serve something else?
Something I didn't invent?
_________________________________

This is what they're ordering.

_________________________________

Make them order something else.
Tell them we're all out.

_________________________________

We cannot be all out. We just opened.

_________________________________

I have another idea.
What if we serve them what they order!

_________________________________
We will make it.
Just tell us what you did.

_________________________________

I don't know what I did.

_________________________________

We need to tell
the customers something.

_________________________________

Then tell them... Tell them...

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

-Don't do it.

-Remy. Remy.

_________________________________

EMILE: Don't! Stop!
They'll see you. Stop.

_________________________________

We're not talking about me.
We're talking about what to do right...

_________________________________

Rats!
_________________________________

-Remy!

-Get my knife.

_________________________________

Don't touch him!
_________________________________

(WHISPERING)
Thanks for coming back, Little Chef.

_________________________________

I know this sounds insane, but...

_________________________________

Well,
the truth sounds insane sometimes.

_________________________________

But that doesn't mean it's not
_________________________________

(STAMMERING) the truth.

_________________________________

And the truth is, I have no talent at all.

_________________________________

But this rat,
he's the one behind these recipes.

_________________________________

He's the cook. The real cook.
He's been hiding under my toque.

_________________________________

He's been controlling my actions.

_________________________________

(ALL GASPING)
_________________________________

He's the reason I can cook the food
that's exciting everyone.

_________________________________

The reason Ego is outside that door.

_________________________________

You've been giving me credit
for his gift.

_________________________________

I know it's a hard thing to believe.

_________________________________

But, hey, you believed I could cook,
right?
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Look, this works.
It's crazy, but it works.

_________________________________

We can be
the greatest restaurant in Paris,
_________________________________

and this rat, this brilliant Little Chef,
can lead us there.

_________________________________

What do you say? You with me?
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

(MOTORCYCLE STARTING)
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

(HORN BLARING)
_________________________________

(TIRES SKIDDING)
_________________________________

(HORNS HONKING)
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

Dad.

_________________________________

Dad, I don't know what to say.

_________________________________

I was wrong about your friend
and about you.

_________________________________

I don't want you to think
I'm choosing this over family.

_________________________________

I can't choose
between two halves of myself.

_________________________________

I'm not talking about cooking.
I'm talking about guts.

_________________________________

This really means that much to you?
_________________________________

(WHISTLES)
_________________________________

(ALL CHATTERING)
_________________________________

We're not cooks, but we are family.

_________________________________

You tell us what to do,
and we'll get it done.

_________________________________

-Stop that health inspector!

-Delta Team, go, go, go, go!
_________________________________

The rest of you stay and help Remy.

_________________________________

(ELECTRIC ENGINE WHIRRING)
_________________________________

(ENGINE STARTS)
_________________________________

Team three will be handling fish.
Team four, roasted items.

_________________________________

Team five, grill. Team six, sauces.
Get to your stations. Let's go, go, go!
_________________________________

Those handling food
will walk on two legs.

_________________________________

We need someone to wait tables.

_________________________________

I'm sorry for any delay,
but we're a little short tonight.

_________________________________

Please, take all of the time you need.

_________________________________

He came in late one more time
and all of a sudden he...

_________________________________

REMY: Make sure that steak
is nice and tenderized.

_________________________________

Work it. Yeah. Stick and move.
Stick and move.

_________________________________

Easy with that sole meuniere.
Less salt. More butter.

_________________________________

Only use the mimolette cheese.

_________________________________

Whoa! Compose the salad
like you were painting a picture.

_________________________________

Not too much vinaigrette
on that salade composee.

_________________________________

Don't let that beurre blanc separate.
Keep whisking.

_________________________________

Gently poach the scallops.
Taste check. Spoons down.

_________________________________

Good. Too much salt. Good.

_________________________________

Don't boil the consommé,
it'll toughen the pheasant. Emile!
_________________________________

Sorry.

_________________________________

Colette, wait! Colette.

_________________________________

-You came back. Colette...

-Don't say a word.

_________________________________

If I think about it,
I might change my mind.

_________________________________

Just tell me what the rat wants to cook.

_________________________________

Ratatouille? It's a peasant dish.

_________________________________

Are you sure
you want to serve this to Ego?

_________________________________
(DISHWARE SHATTERING)
_________________________________

(MUFFLED EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

What? I am making ratatouille.

_________________________________

(SCOFFS)
_________________________________

Well, how would you prepare it?
_________________________________

Ratatouille? They must be joking.

_________________________________

(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

(SNIFFLING)
_________________________________

(THUDDING)
_________________________________

Mmm.

_________________________________

No, it can't be.

_________________________________

Who cooked the ratatouille?
I demand to know!

_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________

(CLATTERING)
_________________________________

(MUFFLED GROANING)
_________________________________

I can't remember the last time
_________________________________

I asked a waiter
to give my compliments to the chef.

_________________________________

And now I find myself
in the extraordinary position

_________________________________
of having my waiter be the chef.

_________________________________

Thanks, but I'm just your waiter tonight.

_________________________________

Then who do I thank for the meal?

_________________________________
Excuse me a minute.

_________________________________

(MUFFLED ARGUING)
_________________________________

You must be the chef...

_________________________________

If you wish to meet the chef,
you will have to wait
_________________________________

until all the other customer have gone.

_________________________________

So be it.

_________________________________
_________________________________

-Let's go!

-Yah!

_________________________________

Hey, kid, head 'em off

before those longhorns split.

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)

_________________________________

(TAIL LASHING)

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Yah!

_________________________________

There it is!

_________________________________

Clawtooth Mountain! There's home!

_________________________________

BOTH: Whoo-whee!

_________________________________

We've got to drive this herd

down south.

_________________________________

You hurry on back to your momma.

And don't stop for nothing!

_________________________________

Thanks! I sure appreciate you

looking out for me!

_________________________________

You'll be all right. You're one tough kid.

_________________________________

(LAUGHS)

_________________________________

Oh!

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)

_________________________________

(BOTH SCREAMING)

_________________________________

(BOTH HOWLING)

_________________________________

Whoa!

_________________________________
SPOT: Whoo-hoo!

_________________________________

(SPOT LAUGHING)

_________________________________

(SPOT LAUGHING)

_________________________________

Whoo!

_________________________________

(PANTING)

_________________________________

Whoa.

_________________________________

Wow.

_________________________________

(PANTING)

_________________________________

It's so close. We're almost there, Spot!

_________________________________

(HOWLING)

_________________________________

(HOWLING)

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

(HOWLING IN DISTANCE)

_________________________________

(HOWLING)

_________________________________

(HOWLING IN DISTANCE)

_________________________________

(SNIFFS)

_________________________________

We need to get home.

_________________________________
ARLO: You're gonna love it, Spot.

_________________________________

You'll have a warm place to sleep.

Right next to me.

_________________________________

And all the corn you can eat.

_________________________________

There's lots of space to run around.

_________________________________

It'll be your farm, too.

_________________________________

We'll all look after it together.

_________________________________

I can't.

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

(LAUGHTER)

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

(SCREECHING)

_________________________________

(EXCLAIMING)

_________________________________

-(THUNDER CRASHING)

-(SCREECHING)

_________________________________

(ARLO GRUNTS)

_________________________________

(GROWLING)

_________________________________

No!

_________________________________

Spot!

_________________________________

(SCREECHING)

_________________________________

Spot!

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

Spot!

_________________________________

(SPOT HOWLING)

_________________________________

(SOBBING) No! Spot!

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

(GROANS)

_________________________________

Poppa?

_________________________________

Poppa?

_________________________________

You're alive?

_________________________________

(STUTTERING)

I can't believe it. It's you.

_________________________________

(THUNDER RUMBLING)

_________________________________

My friend! Spot!

_________________________________

He helped me and now he's in trouble.

_________________________________

We have to go back.

_________________________________

Poppa, stop.

_________________________________

Stop!

_________________________________

Poppa?

_________________________________

You're not here.

_________________________________

I'm scared.

_________________________________

But Spot needs me.

_________________________________

I blamed him for what happened to you,

but it wasn't his fault.

_________________________________

So I got to go help him.

_________________________________

(SNIFFLES)

_________________________________

Because I love him.

_________________________________

I knew you had it in you.

_________________________________

You're me and more.

_________________________________

Now go take care of that critter.

_________________________________

(CREAKING)

_________________________________

(STRAINING)

_________________________________

(HOWLING)

_________________________________

(HOWLING)

_________________________________

(HOWLING)

_________________________________

(SPOT HOWLING)

_________________________________

(SPOT HOWLING)

_________________________________

-Back off!

-(BARKING)

_________________________________

Well, look who got relevated.

_________________________________

(SCREECHING)

_________________________________

-(GRUNTS)

-(SPOT SHOUTING)

_________________________________

-Go get him.

-(SCREECHING)

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

(PTERODACTYLS LAUGHING)

_________________________________

Spot.

_________________________________

(WAILING)

_________________________________

Spot!

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

(CACKLING)

_________________________________

-(ARLO GRUNTS)

-(TREE CREAKING)

_________________________________

(SPOT WAILING)

_________________________________

The storm provides.

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

(ROARING)

_________________________________

(GROWLS)

_________________________________

(SCREAMS)

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

(RUMBLING IN DISTANCE)

_________________________________

Spot!

_________________________________

Spot!

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)

_________________________________

(MUFFLED SCREAMING)

_________________________________

(GASPS) Spot!

_________________________________

(PANTING)

_________________________________

(ARLO GASPS)

_________________________________

(MUFFLED SCREAMING)

_________________________________

(PANTS AND GRUNTS)

_________________________________

(GASPING)

_________________________________

(PANTING)

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

(BLOWS AIR SOFTLY)

_________________________________

(COUGHING)

_________________________________

(SIGHS)

_________________________________

We're home, Spot.

_________________________________

(HOWLING IN DISTANCE)

_________________________________

(HOWLING)

_________________________________

(SPOT SNIFFING)

_________________________________

(SNIFFS)

_________________________________

(SNIFFS)

_________________________________

(SNIFFING)

_________________________________

(SIGHS)

_________________________________

(HOWLING)

_________________________________

(HOWLING)

_________________________________

________

Imagining in January 2019–February 2019

_________________________________

GOOFY: Gawrsh, is that all
that's left of the worlds
_________________________________
taken by the Heartless?
_________________________________

Those worlds will be restored
if we beat Ansem, right?

_________________________________

You betcha.

_________________________________

But if we do beat him
_________________________________
and all these worlds become
restored and disconnected,
_________________________________
what's gonna happen to this place?
And to us?

_________________________________

Well, uh...

_________________________________

This is a Heartless world,
so maybe it'll just disappear.

_________________________________

BOTH: Huh?

_________________________________

But no worries.
_________________________________
Even if this place goes poof,
our hearts ain't goin' nowhere.
_________________________________
I'm sure we'll find our pals again.
_________________________________
Yup, I just know that we will.
_________________________________
Uh-huh.

_________________________________

Yeah, you're right.

_________________________________

I'll return this. I promise.
_________________________________

I wonder where that Ansem feller went?

_________________________________

Dive into the most dangerous
place and we'll find him!
_________________________________

_________________________________

-Huh?

-What's wrong?

_________________________________

Don't you hear something?
_________________________________
There!

_________________________________

VOICE: Careful. This is the last
haven you'll find here.
_________________________________

Beyond, there is no light to protect you.
_________________________________
But don't be afraid. Your heart
is the mightiest weapon of all.
_________________________________
Remember, you are the one who will

open the door to the light.

_________________________________

I don't hear anything.

_________________________________

Strange... That voice was so familiar.
_________________________________
Maybe it's just my imagination.

_________________________________

Maybe you'd better take a rest!
_________________________________

_________________________________

Oh, my gosh!

_________________________________

-(BERNARD SIGHS)

-(SNORING)

_________________________________

(GULPS)

_________________________________

Uh... (CLEARS THROAT)

_________________________________

Uh... Excuse me.

_________________________________

(GROWLING)

_________________________________

Look, I've got a long way to go,

you're going to take me there,

_________________________________

and you're not going

to give me any trouble, right?

_________________________________

(WHIMPERS)

_________________________________

Good.

_________________________________

Now, get!
_________________________________

_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
_________________________________

(PITCH LAUGHING)
_________________________________

You're all free to go!
_________________________________

We won't be needing

any Christmas toys this year,
_________________________________

thank you.
_________________________________

Nor ever again.
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

They're all going out.
_________________________________

Only six left.
_________________________________

Six precious children
_________________________________

who still believe in the Guardians

with all their hearts.
_________________________________

Make that
_________________________________

five.
_________________________________

Oh! (LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(IN SING-SONG VOICE) Four.
_________________________________

Three!
_________________________________

Two!
_________________________________

One.
_________________________________

Jamie.

_________________________________

Okay, look,
_________________________________

you and I are obviously

at what they call a crossroads.
_________________________________

So here's what's gonna happen.
_________________________________

If it wasn't a dream and if you are real
_________________________________

then you have to prove it, like, right now.
_________________________________

I've believed in you

for a long time, okay?
_________________________________

Like, my whole life, in fact.
_________________________________

So you kind of owe me now.
_________________________________

You don't have to do much.

Just a little sign so I know.
_________________________________

Anything.
_________________________________

Anything at all.
_________________________________

I knew it.
_________________________________

(CRACKLING)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

He's real!
_________________________________

Whoa! (LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

Snow?
_________________________________

Jack Frost.
_________________________________

Did he just say...
_________________________________

Jack Frost?
_________________________________

He said it again. He said...
_________________________________

You said...
_________________________________

Jack Frost!
_________________________________

That's right!
_________________________________

But that's me! Jack Frost!

That's my name!
_________________________________

You said my name!
_________________________________

Wait. Can you hear me?
_________________________________

Can you...
_________________________________

Can you see me?
_________________________________

He sees me! He sees me!
_________________________________

(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

-You just made it snow!

-I know!
_________________________________

-In my room!

-I know!
_________________________________

-You're real?

-Yeah!
_________________________________

Who do you think brings you

all the blizzards and the snow days?
_________________________________

And you remember when you went

flying on that sled the other day?
_________________________________

-That was you?

-That was me!
_________________________________

-Cool!

-Right?
_________________________________

But what about the Easter Bunny?

And the Tooth Fairy?
_________________________________

Real, real, real! Every one of us is real.
_________________________________

I knew it!
_________________________________

JAMIE'S MOM:

Jamie, who are you talking to?

_________________________________
Um...
_________________________________

Jack Frost?
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Okay.
_________________________________

(WIND BLOWING)
_________________________________

NORTH: Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!
_________________________________

Ah, moi deti! Come back!

_________________________________

-North, are you okay?

-Is official.
_________________________________

-My powers are kaput.

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

Look!
_________________________________

Jack!
_________________________________

Are you okay?
_________________________________

What are you doing here?
_________________________________

Same as you.
_________________________________

The last light.
_________________________________

Wow. It is you! I mean, it is you!
_________________________________

(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

I knew it wasn't a dream!
_________________________________

Jack, he sees you.
_________________________________

Wait. But where's Bunny?
_________________________________

Losing Easter took its toll on all of us.
_________________________________

Bunny most of all.
_________________________________

Oh, no.
_________________________________

(SNIFFING)
_________________________________

(LAUGHS) That's the Easter Bunny?
_________________________________

Now somebody sees me!
_________________________________

Where were you about an hour ago,

mate?
_________________________________

JAMIE: What happened to him?
_________________________________

He used to be huge and cool.

And now he's...
_________________________________

Cute.
_________________________________

Oh, that's good. (GROANS)
_________________________________

Did you tell him to say that? That's it!
_________________________________

Let's go! Me and you! Come on!
_________________________________

No. Actually, he told me you were real.
_________________________________

Just when I started to think

that maybe you weren't.
_________________________________

He made you believe?
_________________________________

In me?

_________________________________

(PLAYING SOFT MUSIC)
_________________________________
SID: Oh, Brooke.

_________________________________

You're so pretty.
_________________________________

You take my lisp away.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) I bet you
say that to all the girls.

_________________________________

I try. But usually they run away too fast.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Oh, you're such a romantic.
_________________________________

Hey, I know this is going to

sound super forward...
_________________________________

but will you be my mate for life?
_________________________________

Oh, Brooke. I don't know what to say.
_________________________________

It's only been twelve minutes.
_________________________________

What took you so long?
_________________________________

Yes! This has been
_________________________________

the best last day on Earth ever.
_________________________________

(GASPS) A diamond! I need a diamond!
_________________________________

Where can I find a...
_________________________________

Oh! Perfect.
_________________________________

(STRAINING)
_________________________________

No, no, no. Sid, sweetie, don't do that.
_________________________________

Nonsense. Only the best

for my one... true... love.
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(CRYSTALS CLINKING)
_________________________________

Whoopsies! (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

_________________________________

No, no, no!
_________________________________

Oaf! Simpleton! Nincompoop!
_________________________________

You talking to her or me?
_________________________________

That wall was the one thing

keeping us young.
_________________________________

Now we're all doomed! Doomed!
_________________________________

(ALL GASP)
_________________________________

And now, I think I have a fever.
_________________________________

Thank you so much, doofus!
_________________________________

Hey! Easy there, Llama!
_________________________________

This is the doofus of my dreams.
_________________________________

He meant well.
_________________________________

Oh, he meant well.
_________________________________

-Who cares?

-(BOTH GASP)
_________________________________

So much for serenity.
_________________________________

300 years of peace and harmony...
_________________________________

undone by one colossally, incredibly...
_________________________________

stupendously stupid sloth!
_________________________________

(ALL GASP)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Oh, Brooke.
_________________________________

Wow! You guys got old.
_________________________________

Whatever we had, it's over.
_________________________________

That's what happens when

you date a cougar. (SOBBING)
_________________________________

I'm really sorry, Mr. Llama.
_________________________________

(LAUGHS) Sorry. Sorry?
_________________________________

Sorry doesn't fix the wall now,
_________________________________

does it, you little...
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

I need a bubble bath or a massage.
_________________________________

Who knows acupuncture?
_________________________________

I need to let my anger out. Let it out!
_________________________________

I've been pent up too long. (SCREAMS)
_________________________________

I want to hit something.

Someone give me their face.
_________________________________

That's it! Pent-up energy.
_________________________________

Earth's most powerful propulsion

device is right in front of us.
_________________________________

Whoa! Spitty McGree here?
_________________________________

(SPITS)
_________________________________

-(SCREAMS)

-The volcano!
_________________________________

That's our magnet launcher.
_________________________________

All we need to do is seal

the steam vents around it.
_________________________________

(HISSING)
_________________________________

-That's a crazy plan!

-You're a crazy plan.
_________________________________

That doesn't even make any sense.
_________________________________

And what are you? A professor of logic?
_________________________________

Professor Kitty McWhiskers
_________________________________

of the University of Meow

Meow Meow Meow...
_________________________________

(ROARS)
_________________________________

You see? Tremendous pressure
_________________________________

leads to a tremendous explosion.
_________________________________

And you call yourself a professor.
_________________________________

Right. We need all the crystals
_________________________________

loaded into the volcano, pronto.
_________________________________
SHANGRI LLAMA: What? No!

_________________________________

I'm not giving you my crystals.
_________________________________

We need them to rebuild our sanctuary.
_________________________________

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
_________________________________

(WHISTLES) May I remind you

Geotopia is not yours to keep.
_________________________________

No, you may not.
_________________________________

It came from the sky,
_________________________________

and now it's time to give it back.
_________________________________

-Is not!

-Is too, you old coot.
_________________________________

Change isn't easy, but's it's part of life.
_________________________________

It's time for us to embrace it again.
_________________________________

Whether you like it or not.
_________________________________

Not!
_________________________________

Listen, Llama, I will go

nuts and granola on your butt!
_________________________________

So, either get on board...
_________________________________

or go twist yourself into a pretzel
_________________________________

and na-ma-stay out of our way.
_________________________________

Come on, everybody.
_________________________________

Grab every crystal you can find.
_________________________________

ANIMAL: Totally, let's do it!
_________________________________

And remember, lift with your legs.
_________________________________

-(BONE CRACKS)

-(GRUNTS) Too late.
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

_________________________________

CAD: What's going on up there?
_________________________________

We're not getting enough water.
_________________________________

Hey! We're not getting

enough water on the lodge.
_________________________________

Reroute the main water line

to the roof sprinklers.
_________________________________

Oh. No, no, no!
_________________________________

The firefighters need that

water to make retardant.
_________________________________

-How do you know that?

-I'm the concierge.
_________________________________

It's my job to know everything.
_________________________________

I don't care!
_________________________________

Do you work for them? No, you

work for me, what's-your-name.
_________________________________

Now, are you gonna do it,

or do I have to do it myself?
_________________________________

(HUFFS)
_________________________________

Come on, come on!
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

I got it!
_________________________________

_________________________________

Listen up, planetary defense team.
_________________________________

Step one, build pressure inside

the volcano by sealing the vents.
_________________________________

No steam can escape.
_________________________________

If there's a leak...
_________________________________

the pressure is weak.
_________________________________

Step two, get the biggest

magnetic crystals into the volcano.
_________________________________

They've got to be launched sky high
_________________________________

to pull the asteroid off course.
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

-Heave!

-ALL: Ho!
_________________________________

-Heave!

-ALL: Ho!
_________________________________

BOTH: Rah rah! Sis boom! bah!
_________________________________

Tell that asteroid "Uh-uh."
_________________________________

-Whoo!

-#Asteroid!
_________________________________

#WhatDoesHashTagMean?
_________________________________

#Don'tKnowButItSoundsCool!
_________________________________

#Totally!
_________________________________

#I'm StartingToGet StickOfIt!

_________________________________

This is it, friends. Down the hatch.
_________________________________

Every crystal counts.
_________________________________

(ALL GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Good news, everyone!
_________________________________

We're six minutes ahead of schedule.
_________________________________

(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________

Somebody up there likes us.
_________________________________

-(SCRAT GRUNTING)

-(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Bad news! Somebody up there

doesn't like us.
_________________________________

We're six minutes behind schedule!
_________________________________

(ALL GASP)
_________________________________

Double time, everyone.

We need that big crystal.

_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-(THUNDER CRASHES)
_________________________________

Get Jamie out of here.
_________________________________

Be careful, Jack.

_________________________________

Jack Frost. (SIGHS DEEPLY)
_________________________________

Let's end this, shall we?
_________________________________

-(GRUNTS)
-Aah!
_________________________________

That little trick doesn't work
on me anymore.

_________________________________

(LAUGHS)

_________________________________

This way, this way.
_________________________________

Ahh, dead end. Other way, other way!
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

Jack!
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

That was good try, Jack. "A" for effort.
_________________________________

He's stronger. I can't beat him.

_________________________________
(SHUDDERING)
_________________________________

I found 130 results for
_________________________________
"Where does my high school
girlfriend live now?"
_________________________________

You're welcome.
_________________________________

-VANELLOPE: Mr. KnowsMore!
-Hmm.
_________________________________

Oh, delightful!
_________________________________
You're that courteous little cherub
_________________________________
who says "please" and "thank you."

_________________________________

What can KnowsMore
help you find today?

_________________________________

There's a whole...
_________________________________

Whole Foods,
a hole in the ozone...
_________________________________

A Whole Lotta Love by
British rockers Led Zeppelin?
_________________________________

No! No! There's a whole bunch

of Ralphs chasing me.
_________________________________
RALPH CLONES: Friend...
_________________________________

This would probably be
an appropriate time
_________________________________
for me to shutter my site.
_________________________________
(STRAINING)
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________
(RALPH CLONES GRUNTING)
_________________________________

-(PANTING)
-How long you think
_________________________________

before they get in here?
_________________________________

-(BANGING ON SHUTTER)
-(GASPS) Precisely one second.
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
-Ooh! Ow! Ow! Ow!
-(VANELLOPE GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Hey, hey, hey!
_________________________________

It's me!
It's the real me!
_________________________________
Ow! (EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

-Ralph?

-My apologies.
_________________________________

I followed those things here.
_________________________________

I think they're looking for you, kid.
_________________________________

Yeah, you think?
What did you do?

_________________________________

I'm so sorry.
I don't know how this happened.
_________________________________

Well, I think it's fairly obvious.
_________________________________

It happened because
an insecurity virus cloned...
_________________________________
all of your needy, clingy,
self-destructive behavior.
_________________________________

The very behavior which left unchecked
_________________________________
can destroy friendships...
_________________________________
and in this particular case,

the entire Internet! (GASPS)
_________________________________
(VANELLOPE AND
KNOWSMORE EXCLAIM)
_________________________________

KnowsMore!
You have all the answers.
_________________________________

Official query...
_________________________________

what do I do if clones of me
_________________________________
are trying to capture my friend? Search.
_________________________________
(SHUDDERING)
_________________________________

I found two results for your query.
_________________________________

Either you put all of your clones
in therapy.
_________________________________

Not very realistic.
_________________________________

Or, the anti-virus district is surrounded
_________________________________

by a gate made from security software.
_________________________________

If Vanellope could somehow
_________________________________
lead all of the clones through the gate...
_________________________________

they would be deleted all at once.

_________________________________

Sort of a co-dependent
pied piper situation.

_________________________________

Wait. We know a pied piper.
_________________________________

-We do?

-Yesss.
_________________________________

-Who?

-Yesss!
_________________________________

Yeah, but who is it?
_________________________________

Oh, you mean Yesss!

_________________________________

(TIME MACHINE WHIRRING)

_________________________________

Thanks for your help,
KnowsMore.
_________________________________

It's a bit of an empty gesture
at this point,

_________________________________
wouldn't you say?

_________________________________

JAMMER:
All right, everybody, stay calm.

_________________________________

SECRETARY: Both roads are open.

_________________________________

JAMMER: Keep your headlights
on low-beam

_________________________________

and stay under five miles an hour.
_________________________________

And be careful!
_________________________________

SECRETARY: That's right.

_________________________________

It's going to be fine.
_________________________________

Keep moving.

We're gonna get everybody out.
_________________________________

Good gracious!
_________________________________

(CARS CLAMORING)
_________________________________

(CARS SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

PULASKI: Watch out!
_________________________________

(PULASKI GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(TIRES SQUEALING)
_________________________________

Pulaski, you hurt?
_________________________________

Are you okay?
_________________________________

No, sir. Pump's busted.
_________________________________

We're gonna have to find

another way out.
_________________________________

JAMMER:
That's the problem, Mr. Secretary.

_________________________________

There is no other way out.
_________________________________

PATCH: (ON PA)

Listen up, y'all, we got big trouble.
_________________________________

Wildfire jumped the main exit road

and now it's blocked.

_________________________________
I know it's after sunset,

but you're in command.
_________________________________

It's your call.
_________________________________

There's not much time.
_________________________________

If you're gonna go, you better go now.
_________________________________

And we'll need every plane we've got.
_________________________________

Load up.
_________________________________

We'll have you out of here in 60...
_________________________________

Huh? Uh...
_________________________________

Problem! There's no water pressure.
_________________________________

Main line must have burst again.
_________________________________

Hey, Patch, what's the lake look like?
_________________________________

(OVER PA) Negative. No visibility.

_________________________________
Boxed in by fire and smoke.

_________________________________
All we have left is what's in our tanks.
_________________________________

Let's make it count.

_________________________________

(GASPS) Oh! Yeah, yeah, yeah!

_________________________________

What? Did you think we walked here?

_________________________________

(ALARM CHIRPS)

_________________________________

This is Gantu,

requesting hyperspace clearance.

_________________________________

COMPUTER VOICE:

Stand by for clearance.

_________________________________

Is this... Is this my island?

_________________________________

ANSEM:
This world has been connected.
_________________________________

GOOFY: What was that?

_________________________________

ANSEM: Tied to the darkness...
_________________________________
soon to be completely eclipsed.
_________________________________

There is so very much to learn.

_________________________________

You understand so little.
_________________________________
A meaningless effort.
_________________________________
One who knows nothing
can understand nothing.

_________________________________

Are you ready, boy?

_________________________________

It's time you learned

how to fish for crocs!

_________________________________

They like it when you use live bait.

_________________________________

And you're as live as they come.

(CHUCKLING)

_________________________________

Oh!

_________________________________

(SINGING) You get a line

And I'll get a pole, matey

_________________________________

You get a line

I'll get a pole, friend
_________________________________

Oh, you get a line, I'll get a pole

We'll go fishing in the crocodile hole

_________________________________

Buddy, pal of mine

_________________________________

That's right, babies. Suppertime!

_________________________________

(CONTINUES SINGING)

_________________________________

It don't look good, Miss B.

I can't see any way out of this one.

_________________________________

Bernard, please hurry!

_________________________________

(SIGHS)
Guess I forgot to tell Ralph
_________________________________

that when you break the Internet...
_________________________________

you don't literally
have to break the Internet.
_________________________________

I can't believe he did this.
_________________________________

Yeah, well, I mean,
dude obviously made
_________________________________

some real questionable choices here.
_________________________________

But he also made a bee pun to

save his best friend's game...
_________________________________

so what can I say, kid,
life's complicated.

_________________________________

You ready to pied the piper?

_________________________________

Now, this is my idea of fun.

_________________________________

Nothing personal, boy, but I wouldn't

want to disappoint the rangers.

_________________________________

They was looking so hard for you,

_________________________________

and now they're gonna find you!

_________________________________

What the blaze is going on here?

_________________________________

(PIG SNORTING)

_________________________________

Joanna.

_________________________________

Did you know there was a razorback

in my truck? Did ya?

_________________________________

There was a razorback in my truck!

_________________________________

Now you quit playing around and

do your job, you four-legged python!

_________________________________

Hey, what happened to them keys?

_________________________________

Must be around here somewhere.

_________________________________

They couldn't just get up

and walk away.

_________________________________

Something weird's going on

around here. I smell a big, fat rat.

_________________________________

(ENGINES RUMBLING)

_________________________________

(SNIFFLES)

_________________________________

PITCH: Aw! (LAUGHING)
_________________________________

All this fuss over one little boy,
_________________________________

and still he refuses to stop believing.
_________________________________

Very well. There are other ways
_________________________________

to snuff out a light.
_________________________________

If you want him, you're gonna have

to go through me.
_________________________________

Look how fluffy you are.
_________________________________

Would you like a scratch behind

the ears?
_________________________________

Don't you even think about it.
_________________________________

I can't tell you how happy it makes me
_________________________________

to see you all like this.
_________________________________

You look awful.
_________________________________

(PANTING) Jack. I'm scared.
_________________________________

JACK'S SISTER: Jack. I'm scared.

_________________________________
JACK: I know, I know.
_________________________________

But you're gonna be all right.
_________________________________

We're gonna have a little fun instead.
_________________________________

That's it! That's my center!
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

So what do you think, Jamie?
_________________________________

Do you believe in the Boogey...
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(ALL LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Now let's go get your friends.
_________________________________

Ohh!
_________________________________

(HORSES NEIGHING)

_________________________________

ANSEM:
Take a look at this tiny place.
_________________________________
To the heart seeking freedom this island
_________________________________
is a prison surrounded by water.
_________________________________
And so this boy sought
to escape from his prison.
_________________________________
He sought a way to cross over
into other worlds.
_________________________________
And he opened his heart to darkness.

_________________________________

Riku!

_________________________________

Don't bother. Your voice can no
longer reach him where he is.
_________________________________
His heart belongs again to darkness.
_________________________________
All worlds begin in darkness, and
all so end. The heart is no different.

_________________________________
Darkness sprouts within it,
grows, consumes it.
_________________________________
Such is its nature.
_________________________________
In the end, every heart returns
to the darkness whence it came.

_________________________________

You see, darkness is
the heart's true essence.

_________________________________

That's not true!
_________________________________
The heart may be weak. And
sometimes it may even give in.
_________________________________
But I've learned that deep down,
there's a light that never goes out!

_________________________________

So, you have come this far and
still you understand nothing.
_________________________________

Every light must fade,
every heart return to darkness!

_________________________________

DUSTY:

We're headed straight into the fire.
_________________________________

Aren't we gonna fly around it?
_________________________________

The fastest way to the main road

is through the fire.
_________________________________

Brace yourselves.
_________________________________

DIPPER: (MUFFLED) Hold on, Dusty!
_________________________________

(MUFFLED EXPLOSIONS)

_________________________________

(ENGINES ROARING)

_________________________________

(ENGINES WHINING)

_________________________________

(BRASS FANFARE PLAYS)

_________________________________
(RALPH CLONE GRUNTING)
_________________________________

VANELLOPE: Yoo-hoo! Up here!
_________________________________

It's me, your bestest friend
in the whole wide world...
_________________________________
who you can't live without!
_________________________________
RALPH CLONES: Friend!

_________________________________

COMPUTER VOICE:

Clearance is granted on vector C-12.

_________________________________

Connect me

to the Grand Councilwoman.

_________________________________
GRAND COUNCILWOMAN:

Gantu, what's going on?

_________________________________

I thought you'd like to know

that the little abomination is... Is...

_________________________________

(SPACESHIP HORN PLAYS

"LA CUCARACHA")

_________________________________

(SQUEAKING ON GLASS)

_________________________________

(SCREAMS)

_________________________________
GRAND COUNCILWOMAN:

Yes, Captain?

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

I'll call you back.

_________________________________

(ENGINES WHOOSHING)

_________________________________

How did you get out of there?

_________________________________

-Whoa!

-(LAUGHTER)

_________________________________
JAMIE: Cool!
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Oh.
_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-(KNOCKING ON WINDOW)
_________________________________

Jamie, how are you doing that?
_________________________________

Jack Frost!

Come on, we need your help!
_________________________________

Hey, is that...
_________________________________

Jack Frost!
_________________________________

(LAUGHING) Huh?
_________________________________

NORTH: Merry Christmas!

BUNNY: Happy Easter!
_________________________________

TOOTH: Don't forget to floss!
_________________________________

(CUPCAKE SCREAMING JOYFULLY)
_________________________________

-CLAUDE: Cupcake?

-What?
_________________________________

PIPPA: Jamie, you were right!
_________________________________

CALEB: The Easter Bunny's real!
_________________________________

PIPPA: The Tooth Fairy!

MONTY: And Santa!
_________________________________

CLAUDE: They're all real!

_________________________________

(WHISTLE BLOWING)
_________________________________

DYNAMITE: Let's clear this road.
_________________________________

All right, now, be careful.
_________________________________

Slow and steady.
_________________________________

We don't want to see

any fender benders around here.

_________________________________

(HISSING)

_________________________________

-Look, it's Bernard!

-I don't believe it!

_________________________________

-Way to go, mate!

-Miss Bianca, Jake, catch!

_________________________________

Wow, from up here I can see

how I do come across as...
_________________________________
needy, and clingy,
_________________________________

and self-destructive
like KnowsMore said.

_________________________________

Listen, kid...
_________________________________
I don't blame you
_________________________________
for not wanting
to be my friend anymore.
_________________________________

I never said I didn't want to
be your friend.
_________________________________

I said you were acting like
a bad friend. Which you were.
_________________________________

I know I was, but I...
_________________________________

YESSS: Hey, my babies!
_________________________________
There's the anti-virus district
straight ahead. Whoo!
_________________________________

All right, to be continued,
okay?
_________________________________
(RALPH CLONES GRUNTING)

_________________________________

So what exactly are we doing?

_________________________________

Don't worry, is all part of plan.

_________________________________

We are professionals.

_________________________________

Hey! Get that out of your mouth!

_________________________________

(SHRIEKS)

_________________________________

Hold on!

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

-(JOANNA SNARLS)

-Whoa!

_________________________________

Well, there's more than one way

to skin a cat.

_________________________________

-(CHUCKLING)

-(GUN COCKING)

_________________________________

Okay, is show time!

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)

_________________________________

(HOWLS)

_________________________________

(WHOOSHING)

_________________________________

This is it!

_________________________________

(YELLING)

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

Go! Go! Go!

_________________________________

(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

_________________________________

Whoo-hoo! We're gonna make it!

_________________________________

(GUN BLAST)

_________________________________

Blast!

_________________________________

Oh, my gosh!

I hope I know what I'm doing.

_________________________________

(GUN BLAST)

_________________________________

(SNARLS)

_________________________________

(RALPH CLONES GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(ALL SCREAMING)

_________________________________

Hey, get off me!

_________________________________

Whoa! Whoa!

_________________________________

(SCREAMS)

_________________________________

Joanna! Joanna!

_________________________________

You stupid lizard! Get off me!

_________________________________

-You idiot!

-(WHIMPERING)

_________________________________

Get off of me!

_________________________________

No! No!

_________________________________

(GROWLING)

_________________________________

Little savage! Get off my ship!

_________________________________

(STITCH YELLING)

_________________________________

Stitch!

_________________________________

(STITCH YELLING)

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

(GROANS)

_________________________________

(CROAKS)

_________________________________

RALPH: You guys okay?
_________________________________

-I'm fine!
-(YESSS SIGHS)
_________________________________

Yeah, all good.
Look, we can still do this.
_________________________________

Come on, big man.
Help me turn this thing over.
_________________________________
(YESSS GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Uh... (GASPS)
_________________________________

Uh, guys?
_________________________________
-(RALPH GRUNTS)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
(GASPS)

_________________________________

(PITCH LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Whoo! Yeah!
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)

_________________________________

You think a few children can help you?

Against this?

_________________________________

SORA: Wha...

_________________________________

ANSEM: Behold the endless abyss!
_________________________________
Within lies the heart of all worlds,
_________________________________

Kingdom Hearts!

_________________________________

Look as hard as you are able.
_________________________________
You'll not find even
the smallest glimmer of light.
_________________________________
From those dark depths
are all hearts born. Even yours.

_________________________________
(RALPH CLONES GRUNTING)
_________________________________
RALPHZILLA: Friend?
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________

ANSEM: Darkness conquers all worlds!

_________________________________

That is unsettling.

_________________________________

ALL: Whoa!
_________________________________
(DONALD AND GOOFY SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________

RIKU: Giving up already?
Come on, Sora.
_________________________________
I thought you were stronger than that.

_________________________________
(RALPHZILLA GRUNTING)
_________________________________
-Friend.
-(GASPS)
_________________________________

Get Vanellope out of here now.
_________________________________

What about you, Ralph?
_________________________________
Just go. I got a date
with the man in the mirror.

_________________________________
Hey, you!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

You keep away from her!
_________________________________

I'm gonna wreck it!
_________________________________
-(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
-(RALPHZILLA GROANING)
_________________________________

-She's not your friend!
-(RALPHZILLA GROANING)
_________________________________
She's my friend!
_________________________________

Here it is, this way.
_________________________________

Come on, kid. We gotta move.

_________________________________

Computer, locate experiment 6-2-6.

_________________________________

COMPUTER: 6-2-6 located.

_________________________________

We finish this now.

_________________________________

Stitch is unconscious.

_________________________________

-What do we do now?

-We stay close. Hope for a miracle.

_________________________________

That's all we can do.
_________________________________
(RALPH GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(RALPHZILLA GROWLING)
_________________________________
Eeeee-oh-boy!
_________________________________
(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(GASPING)

_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(RALPHZILLA GROANING)
_________________________________
(BOTH EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

(GASPS) No!
_________________________________
Whoa! (YELPS)
_________________________________

-Vanellope!
-(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(VANELLOPE GRUNTS, EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

VANELLOPE: Hey! Let go of me!
_________________________________
(RALPH GRUNTING)
_________________________________
-Kid!

-Ralph!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Hey!
_________________________________

Hey, get back here!
_________________________________
RALPHZILLA: Huh?
_________________________________

You put her down!
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMS, GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(HORN BLARING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING, YELLS)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Vanellope!
_________________________________
(PANTING)

_________________________________

You know, you're acting

like a real bad guy here!
_________________________________

RALPHZILLA: No!
_________________________________

Well, you are!
_________________________________

And I will never be your friend!
_________________________________
-(ROARING)
-(SHRIEKING)

_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

They're just bad dreams, Jamie.
_________________________________

And we'll protect you, mate.
_________________________________

Aw, you'll protect them?
_________________________________

(PITCH LAUGHS SCORNFULLY)
_________________________________

But who will protect you?
_________________________________

I will.
_________________________________

I will.
_________________________________

-I will.

-I will.
_________________________________

And me.
_________________________________

I'll try.
_________________________________

Still think there's no such thing

as the Boogeyman?
_________________________________

I do believe in you.

I'm just not afraid of you.

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

Bernard, the boy!

_________________________________

(INHALES DEEPLY)

_________________________________

Help!

_________________________________

(ENGINE WHOOSHING)

_________________________________

(CROAKS)

_________________________________

No!

_________________________________

Don't leave me, okay?

_________________________________

Okay.

_________________________________

(HORN HONKING)

_________________________________

(RUMBLING)

_________________________________

Okay.

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

(CHILDREN EXCLAIMING
IN WONDER)
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-(CHILDREN LAUGHING)
_________________________________

CUPCAKE: Yeah, Tooth Fairy!
_________________________________

A-ha!
_________________________________

Oh. Yeah!
_________________________________

No! Get them!
_________________________________

Do your jobs!
_________________________________

Oh, yeah, come on, come on.
_________________________________

Oh, crikey!
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(YETIS SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
_________________________________

No way!
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

I'm just a bunny!
_________________________________

(LAUGHS) G'day, mate.
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

Come on! Whoo-hoo!
_________________________________

Let's get them!
_________________________________

(ALL YELLING)
_________________________________

PIPPA: Come on, guys, we can do it!
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

It's all ours, mate.
_________________________________

-(TOOTH WHOOPING)

-Thanks, Tooth.
_________________________________

Ho, ho, ho.
_________________________________

(YELLS)
_________________________________

Wrong roof.
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Oh. Hey, Bro-Dad!
_________________________________

(BOTH GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(JULIAN GASPS)
_________________________________

(SCREECHING)
_________________________________
(ALL YELPING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(BOTH GASP)
_________________________________

We got company!
_________________________________

Ooh. I'll put out the sponge cake.
_________________________________

-(SCREECHING)

-(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________
BUCK: Steady.

_________________________________

Steady. (GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Sorry about this.
_________________________________

I'm really conflicted right now.

_________________________________

(ALL GASP)
_________________________________

That's more like it, Roger.

Now finish him.
_________________________________

Wait! Wait, you don't understand.
_________________________________

You see that?
_________________________________

If that asteroid hits, we all die.
_________________________________

(MOCKING) If it hits, we all die.
_________________________________

(MOCK CRYING)
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

That's where you're wrong.
_________________________________

See, while you run

for your mammal lives...
_________________________________

we'll be high in the sky,

cruising above it all.
_________________________________

That's the stupidest thing

I've ever heard!
_________________________________

We'll be safe as those little birdies.
_________________________________

-(BIRD SQUAWKS)

-Lucky shot.
_________________________________

(BIRDS SQUAWK)
_________________________________

Very lucky shot?
_________________________________

(ALL GASP)
_________________________________

I knew it. I was right.
There's no paradise.

_________________________________

What? I'm too young

to go extinct! (SCREAMS)
_________________________________

She gets it! Now, please,

we haven't got much time!
_________________________________

What are you waiting for? Kill him!
_________________________________

No, Dad. I won't let you.
_________________________________

Do you want to know

what I love about our family?
_________________________________

That we're alive.
_________________________________

There are more important things
_________________________________

than your pride right now.
_________________________________

If you care about us...
_________________________________

you should not kill him.
_________________________________

You should help him, Dad.
_________________________________

Pop, I hate to say this,
_________________________________

but my freaky little brother may be right.
_________________________________

As a father, I would

work with my worst enemy...
_________________________________

to ensure a brighter future

for my little one.
_________________________________

(GROWLS SOFTLY)
_________________________________

Reinforcements have arrived!
_________________________________

All right, Roger. Lead the way.
_________________________________

(MIMICKING HELICOPTER)
_________________________________

(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________

Oh! So that's what approval sounds like.
_________________________________
BUCK: Keep it up, dinos.

_________________________________

Use that Jurassic super strength!
_________________________________

Beep, beep, beep.
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Watch out, kids! (GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

The weasel has landed.

_________________________________

Get back!

_________________________________

Get away. Get away!

_________________________________

(CACKLING) I whooped you!

I whooped you all!

_________________________________

You'll think twice before messing

with Percival C. McLeach!

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)

_________________________________

No!

_________________________________

Hey! Hey, look at me!

_________________________________

Did you mean what you said before?

_________________________________

I would die for Riley!

I would die for Riley!

_________________________________

Yeah, okay, haircut. Time to prove it.

_________________________________

(BEEPING RAPIDLY)

_________________________________

I would die for Riley!

I would die for Riley!

_________________________________

I would die for Riley!

_________________________________

(WAILING)

_________________________________

That's it! I fold!

_________________________________

Whoa!

_________________________________

Whoa.

_________________________________

Whoa!

_________________________________

IMAGINARY BOYFRIENDS: Whoa!

_________________________________

This is crazy. This is crazy.

No, no, no. Joy. Be positive.

_________________________________

I am positive this is crazy!

_________________________________

-Now!

-IMAGINARY BOYFRIENDS: For Riley!

_________________________________

-Joy?

-Hang on!

_________________________________

Oh, I wish Joy was here!

_________________________________

It's Joy!

_________________________________
ANGER: Stand back!

_________________________________

That worked.

_________________________________

Well, what would you do,

if you're so smart?

_________________________________

I'd tell you,

but you're too dumb to understand.

_________________________________

-What?

-Of course your tiny brain is confused.

_________________________________

Guess I'll just have to

dumb it down to your level.

_________________________________

Sorry I don't speak moron

as well as you,

_________________________________

but let me try. Duh!

_________________________________

(SCREAMS)

_________________________________
FEAR: Oh, thank goodness you're back!

_________________________________

-Things are really messed up!

-We found this idea.

_________________________________

We were just trying to

make happy memories.

_________________________________

PATCH: (ON RADIO):

Windlifter, do you copy?

_________________________________
Go ahead, Patch.
_________________________________

We've got two old RVs

trapped in Augerin Canyon.

_________________________________
Two old RVs? Oh, no.
_________________________________

(STAMMERING) It's Harvey and Winnie.
_________________________________

We met them earlier.
_________________________________

They're looking for the place

they had their first kiss.
_________________________________

Augerin Canyon.

That's at the other end of the park.
_________________________________

I can get there the fastest.
_________________________________

The canyon will be engulfed in flames
_________________________________

and you have no retardant.
_________________________________

I'll scoop off the river.
_________________________________

There's a clear stretch of water.
_________________________________

Windlifter, I can do it.
_________________________________

Go. And be safe.

_________________________________

HARVEY AND WINNIE: Help!
_________________________________

-Help.

-Help!
_________________________________

Winnie, hang on!
_________________________________

-WINNIE: Aah!

-(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

-Harvey, Harvey, don't let go!

-Hold on, it'll be okay.

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

Why did I ever invent that stupid hat?

_________________________________

COMPUTER: Target 6-2-6 is in motion.

Speed is 84.

_________________________________

Impossible!

_________________________________

(HORN BLARING)

_________________________________
RALPH: Hey, doofus!
_________________________________

Ralph!
_________________________________

Catch me if you can,
you big dummy!
_________________________________
(RALPH GRUNTS)

_________________________________

-Stitch!

-Hmm?

_________________________________

I got you, little sister.
_________________________________
(VANELLOPE EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS) Now go!
Get out of here!
_________________________________

-Ralph!

-Go!
_________________________________

No! (STUTTERS) Don't hurt him!
_________________________________
Please, no!
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________

Stop it! You're squishing him!
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________

You're gonna kill my best friend!
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
(RALPH WHIMPERING)

_________________________________

(ALARM BEEPING)

_________________________________

(ENGINES ROARING)

_________________________________

Abomination.

_________________________________

Stupidhead.

_________________________________

Yee-haw!

_________________________________

(LAUGHING) Aloha!

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

You're vile! You're foul! You're flawed!

_________________________________

Also cute and fluffy!

_________________________________

(GANTU YELLING)

_________________________________

Look at that!
_________________________________

I got it!
_________________________________

I know what we have to do.

Guys, come on.

_________________________________

JACK: It's over, Pitch.
_________________________________

There's no place to hide.

_________________________________

Fine! You win! You win, okay?
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________

Just please put him down.

_________________________________

I'll be your only friend,
okay?
_________________________________

Just let him go.
_________________________________

No! No, kid.
_________________________________
RALPHZILLA: Huh?
_________________________________

VANELLOPE:
That's it. That's it. Yeah.
_________________________________

Put him down and I'll go with you...
_________________________________

and we'll be best friends forever.
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

Just me and you.
_________________________________

That's what you want, right?

_________________________________

Joy, you got to fix this! Get up there!

_________________________________

Sadness, it's up to you.

_________________________________

-Me?

-ALL: Sadness?

_________________________________

I can't, Joy.

_________________________________

Yes, you can. Riley needs you.

_________________________________
(RALPHZILLA EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

RALPH: Well,
that's not what I want!
_________________________________

It's not right to hold a
friend back from her dreams!
_________________________________
You don't own her!
_________________________________

That's not how friendship works!
_________________________________

You need to let her go!
_________________________________
(RALPHZILLA SIGHING)
_________________________________
Hey.

_________________________________

Okay.

_________________________________

You need to let her go.
_________________________________
(RALPHZILLA EXCLAIMING SADLY)
_________________________________

I know. It's gonna hurt
a little bit when you do.
_________________________________

Oh, who am I kidding?

It's gonna hurt a lot.
_________________________________

But you're gonna be okay.
_________________________________

And we're gonna be okay.
_________________________________

Right, kid?
_________________________________

Of course we are. Always.

_________________________________

See? No matter where she goes...

_________________________________
or where she lives...
_________________________________

she's always gonna be our friend.
_________________________________

And we just gotta trust her.
_________________________________

Because that's what best friends do.
_________________________________

Right?
_________________________________
(RALPHZILLA SIGHS)

_________________________________

Thanks, buddy.

_________________________________
Wow! (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

I feel good about this.
_________________________________
RALPHZILLA: Mmm.

_________________________________
RALPH CLONES: Mmm.

_________________________________

VANELLOPE: Ralph, look!
_________________________________
I think you fixed your insecurity!

_________________________________

(LAUGHS) You're right.

_________________________________
Whoo-hoo! (SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Ralph, no!

_________________________________
-(EXCLAIMING)
-(HORN BLARING)
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________

Park it right here, Ralph!
_________________________________

Your ol' pal JP Spamley's gotcha!
_________________________________
(GASPS, LAUGHS) Whoo!
_________________________________

Wow, that didn't work.
_________________________________
(GROANS)

_________________________________

(GASPS) I'll push it in.

Go with Peaches and Ellie!
_________________________________

-(GRUNTING)

-JULIAN: No!
_________________________________

I'm not leaving you!

We'll do this together!
_________________________________

(BOTH GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Mom, where are they?
_________________________________

(ALL GASP)
_________________________________

Ellie, we've got to get

everyone off the volcano.
_________________________________

Folks, I'm outta cake, but I got salami!
_________________________________

Faster, faster!
_________________________________

I'mouttacakebutIgotsalami!
_________________________________

-Granny, come on!

-Hey! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

_________________________________

(BOTH GRUNTING)
_________________________________

This isn't working.
_________________________________

Mad air on the half-pipe!
_________________________________

Manny. I have a plan.
_________________________________

We have to let the crystal go!
_________________________________

You know we're trying to

get it in the volcano, right?
_________________________________

Manny, the only thing I want
is a life with Peaches.
_________________________________

And to prove myself to you.
_________________________________

So, okay, two things. I want two things.
_________________________________

Do you really think I'd waste

the only chance I have left?
_________________________________

Okay, let's do it!
_________________________________

On my count. One...
_________________________________

Two...
_________________________________

-Three!

-(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(BOTH GRUNTING)
_________________________________

What are they doing?
_________________________________

(ALL GASP)
_________________________________

Did it work?
_________________________________

Yes! I take back everything

I ever said about you!
_________________________________

(LAUGHS) Wait, what?
_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-Huh?
_________________________________

(RUMBLING)
_________________________________

Now let's get out of here!

_________________________________

Don't give up, Cody!

_________________________________

There!

_________________________________

-Hop on, Miss B!

-(SHRIEKING)

_________________________________

(BOTH SCREAMING)

_________________________________

What happened?
_________________________________

Maybe it's the quiet before the crazy?
_________________________________

-(STEAM WHIZZING)

-Hmm.
_________________________________

(ALL GASP)
_________________________________

(BOTH GASP)
_________________________________

(ALL GASPING)
_________________________________

(YELPING)
_________________________________

Eddie!
_________________________________

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
_________________________________

(YELPS)

_________________________________

Help! Help!

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Jack, look out!

_________________________________

(ALL WHIMPERING)

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)

_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

JAMIE: The Sandman!
_________________________________

(CHILDREN CHEER)
_________________________________

(ALL CHATTERING)
_________________________________

Mate, you are a sight for sore eyes.

_________________________________

You came back.

_________________________________

Nobody gets left behind.

_________________________________

(KISSES)

_________________________________

(SCREAMS)

_________________________________

Lilo!

_________________________________

Good dog.

_________________________________

(WHOOPING)

_________________________________

RAPUNZEL: (GASPS) Look up there!
_________________________________

It's a big strong man
in need of rescuing.

_________________________________

Hmm.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Pretty!

_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
Hah!

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(CHILDREN EXCLAIMING

AND LAUGHING)

_________________________________
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
_________________________________
(MICE CHATTERING)
_________________________________
(GIGGLING)
_________________________________
(CHITTERING)
_________________________________
-(GRUNTS)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(BOTH GASP)
_________________________________
(VOCALIZING)
_________________________________
(WIND WHOOSING)

_________________________________

Take a good look around, Doris,

'cause your future's about to change.

_________________________________
(GROANS)

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)

_________________________________

(GASPING)

_________________________________

Auwe!

_________________________________
LILO: David!

_________________________________

Hey, Lilo.

_________________________________

Can you give us a ride to shore?

_________________________________

Uh...

_________________________________

Sure!

_________________________________

But I have to make two trips.
_________________________________
-(KISSING SOUND)
-RALPH: Mmm.

_________________________________

(GASPS) Oh, thanks, Frogger.
_________________________________

Wait a minute.
_________________________________
Who are all of you?
_________________________________

We're friends of Vanellope's.
_________________________________

Yeah, and any friend of Vanellope's
_________________________________
is a friend of ours.
_________________________________

You're welcome.

_________________________________

VANELLOPE: Ralph!
_________________________________

Looking good, big fella!
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

-Heyo!
-(FABRIC RIPS)
_________________________________
(PRINCESSES EXCLAIM)
_________________________________

This dress is not made for a big boy.
_________________________________

It's going right up the back alley there.
_________________________________

Let me just make a little adjustment.
_________________________________
-(TEARS FABRIC)

-There we go. (CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

We did it. We did it!
_________________________________

-(ALL CHEERING)

-(MANNY LAUGHS)
_________________________________

In your face, space rock!
_________________________________

Yeah, baby! (LAUGHS)
_________________________________

Whoo-hoo! Yeah! Oh!
_________________________________

(SWOONS)
_________________________________

Hmm.
_________________________________

Not on the lips, geezer!
_________________________________

(BOTH CHEERING)
_________________________________

(SINGING) Hit the road, you stupid rock
_________________________________

We just stopped the doomsday clock!
_________________________________

-Yes! Yeah! Whoa!

-All right!
_________________________________

Bring it in, Bro-Son.

Welcome to the family.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

And you, you coconut!
_________________________________

I'll never doubt you again.
_________________________________

See? Daddy's always right.
_________________________________

Remember that when you're older.
_________________________________

(ALL CHEERING)

_________________________________

Your center?
_________________________________

Hmm?
_________________________________

It took a while,
_________________________________

but I figured it out.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

-Oh...

-Oh!
_________________________________

(LAUGHS) You're all on naughty list!
_________________________________

Bunny, think fast!
_________________________________

PITCH: No.
_________________________________

You dare have fun in my presence?
_________________________________

I am the Boogeyman

and you will fear me!
_________________________________

No! (GASPS) No.
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

Leaving the party so soon?
_________________________________

You didn't even say goodbye.
_________________________________

A quarter?
_________________________________

And that's for my fairies.
_________________________________

You can't get rid of me! Not forever.
_________________________________

There will always be fear.
_________________________________

So what? As long as one child believes,
_________________________________

we will be here to fight fear.
_________________________________

Really? Then what are they doing here?
_________________________________

(LAUGHS) They can't be
my Nightmares. I'm not afraid.

_________________________________

Looks like it's your fear they smell.
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

No, no, no. No!
_________________________________

No!

_________________________________

It is futile.
_________________________________
The Keyblade alone cannot
seal the door to darkness.
_________________________________
Kingdom Hearts!
_________________________________
Fill me with the power of darkness...

_________________________________

ANSEM: Supreme darkness...

_________________________________

SORA: You're wrong.
_________________________________
I know now, without a doubt.
_________________________________
Kingdom Hearts
_________________________________
is light!

_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(MOANING) So light.
_________________________________
All burn light.

_________________________________

_________________________________
When the door lands in
this station, cut the power.
_________________________________
You'll have the child and
the criminals responsible
_________________________________
for this whole mess.
_________________________________
Great. A welcoming committee!
_________________________________
What are we going to do?
_________________________________
(ELECTRICAL HUMMING)
_________________________________
(CLANG)
_________________________________
This is the CDA.
_________________________________
Come out slowly
_________________________________
with the child in plain sight.
_________________________________
Okay, okay.
_________________________________
You got us.
_________________________________
Here we are.
_________________________________
Here's the kid.
_________________________________
I'm cooperating.
_________________________________
But before you take us away,
I have one thing to say...
_________________________________
(GAGS)
_________________________________
Catch!
_________________________________
ALL: (SHOUTING) 2319!
_________________________________
We have a toxic projectile!
_________________________________
Halt! After the suspect!
_________________________________
Cover the area! Bring in reinforcements!
_________________________________
WATERNOOSE: Stop him!
_________________________________
(BOO SQUEAKS)
_________________________________
Come on.
_________________________________
Don't let them get away.
_________________________________
What...?
_________________________________
No, wait, wait!
_________________________________
Come back! He has the child!
_________________________________
(FRUSTRATED GROWL)
_________________________________
(BOO SQUEAKS)
_________________________________
Sullivan? Sullivan!
_________________________________
Give me the child!
_________________________________
-Me not go!
-Give her to me!
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(METALLIC CREAKING)
_________________________________
WATERNOOSE: Open this door!
Open this door!
_________________________________
(GROWLING AND POUNDING)
_________________________________
Hey!
_________________________________
Sullivan!
_________________________________
-(YELLS)
-WATERNOOSE: Don't do it.
_________________________________
(BEEP)
_________________________________
Come on.
_________________________________
Don't go in that room!
_________________________________
(YELLING)
_________________________________
I think we stopped him, Boo.
_________________________________
You're safe now.
_________________________________
You be a good girl, okay?
_________________________________
This has gone far enough, James.
_________________________________
She's home now! Just leave her alone!
_________________________________
I can't do that!
_________________________________
She's seen too much.
_________________________________
You both have.
_________________________________
-It doesn't have to be this way.
-I have no choice!
_________________________________
Times have changed.
_________________________________
Scaring isn't enough anymore.
_________________________________
But kidnapping children?
_________________________________
I'll kidnap a thousand children
before I let this company die
_________________________________
and I'll silence anyone
who gets in my way!
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
CHILD'S VOICE: Good night, Mom.
_________________________________
WOMAN'S VOICE:
Good night, sweetheart.
_________________________________
Good night, Mom.
_________________________________
What, what is this? What? Who? Huh?
_________________________________

_________________________________

Goob, stop!

_________________________________

You don't know what you're doing!

_________________________________

Yes, I do. I'm ruining your future.

_________________________________

She's using you, Goob,

_________________________________

and when she gets what she wants,

she'll get rid of you.

_________________________________

What? What?

_________________________________

I am never going to invent you.

_________________________________

(SCREECHING)

_________________________________

Come on, Goob.

I've got to show you something.

_________________________________

Doris?

_________________________________

I thought she was my friend.

_________________________________

BLADE: Dusty.
_________________________________

Good move, partner.
_________________________________

(GASPING)
_________________________________

(ALARMS BEEPING)

_________________________________

_________________________________
COMPUTER: Simulation terminated.
Simulation terminated.
_________________________________
Well, I don't know about
the rest of you guys
_________________________________
but I spotted several big mistakes.
_________________________________
(STAMMERS) But...
(STAMMERS) How did...?
_________________________________
-How did...?
-MIKE: You know what?
_________________________________
Let's watch my favorite part again,
shall we?
_________________________________
(REPEATING) I'll kidnap a thousand
children before I let this company die.
_________________________________
-What...? Wha...?
-I'll kidnap a thousand children before...
_________________________________
(BABY TALK)
_________________________________
Shh, shh, shh, shh!
_________________________________
Shh!
_________________________________
-I'll get him.
-All right, come with us, sir.
_________________________________
What are you doing?
Take your hands off me!
_________________________________
You can't arrest me!
_________________________________
I hope you're happy, Sullivan!
_________________________________
You've destroyed this company.
Monsters, Incorporated is dead!
_________________________________
Where will everyone
get their scream now?
_________________________________
The energy crisis will only get worse
_________________________________
because of you!
_________________________________
(LOUD CLANG)

_________________________________

Come on!

_________________________________
Hmm? (GASPS) Whoa!
_________________________________

Stop staring and keep pushing!

_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

DONALD AND GOOFY: The Heartless?

_________________________________

Hurry!

_________________________________

I can't...

_________________________________

RIKU: Don't give up!

_________________________________

Come on, Sora! Together, we can do it!

_________________________________

Okay!

_________________________________

It's hopeless!

_________________________________

(JABBERING)

_________________________________

-Hmm? What's that?

-(JABBERING)

_________________________________

Hmm. I...

_________________________________

I don't quite...

_________________________________
Melvin, honey?

He's saying they're telling the truth.

_________________________________

It was just a misunderstanding.

_________________________________

(JABBERING)

_________________________________
Well, then. This is awkward, huh?

_________________________________

-Yes, it is.

-I suppose I should...

_________________________________

-Put the big guns away?

-Yes, yes.

_________________________________
TINA: Now put them down.
MELVIN: Of course.

_________________________________

-And turn off your big voice.

-But I don't...

_________________________________

-Turn it off.

-But...

_________________________________

But I don't get to use
the big voice very often!

_________________________________

Melvin.

_________________________________

Yes, dear.

_________________________________
Huh?
_________________________________
Huh?
_________________________________

DONALD AND GOOFY: Your Majesty!

_________________________________

KING MICKEY: Now, Sora!
Let's close this door for good!

_________________________________

Close it, quick!

_________________________________

But...

_________________________________

KING MICKEY: Don't worry.
_________________________________
There will always be a door to the light.

_________________________________

Sora, you can trust King Mickey.

_________________________________

Now! They're coming!

_________________________________

Donald, Goofy, thank you.

_________________________________

Take care of her.

_________________________________

SORA: Kairi!

_________________________________

Sora!
_________________________________
(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________
Kairi. Remember what you said before?
_________________________________
I'm always with you, too.

I'll come back to you. I promise!

_________________________________

I know you will!

_________________________________

_________________________________

All right. Thank you. We will.

_________________________________

Her teacher hasn't even

seen Riley all day.

_________________________________

-What?

-What was she wearing last?

_________________________________

-Do you even remember what...

-I can't believe this.

_________________________________
DAD: Riley, there you are!

Thank goodness!

_________________________________
MOM: We were worried sick!

_________________________________

Where have you been? It's so late!

_________________________________
DAD: Oh, honey!

What happened? Are you all right?

_________________________________
MOM: We asked the neighbors,

I called the school,

_________________________________

we talked to your teacher.

_________________________________

(GIGGLING)

_________________________________

(SNIFFLING)

_________________________________

I know you don't want me to but...

_________________________________

I miss home.

_________________________________

I miss Minnesota.

_________________________________

You need me to be happy, but...

_________________________________

I want my old friends,

and my hockey team.

_________________________________

I want to go home.

_________________________________

Please don't be mad.

_________________________________

Oh, sweetie.

_________________________________

We're not mad.

_________________________________

You know what? I miss Minnesota too.

_________________________________

I miss the woods where we took hikes.

_________________________________

And the backyard

where you used to play.

_________________________________

Spring Lake,

where you learned to skate.

_________________________________

Come here.

_________________________________

(SOBBING)

_________________________________

(BREATHES DEEPLY)

_________________________________

_________________________________

You did it, Lewis. You did it!

_________________________________

I'll hold him while you run for help.

_________________________________

Let him go.

_________________________________

What are you doing? He's the bad guy.

_________________________________

No, he's not. He's my roommate.

_________________________________

-What?

-He's my old roommate,

_________________________________

and I really think

you guys should adopt him.

_________________________________

-Are you nuts?

-Give me one good reason why not.

_________________________________

I'll give you three good reasons.

_________________________________

He stole our time machine,

tried to ruin your future,

_________________________________

and he smells like he hasn't showered

in 30 years! Ow!

_________________________________

May I remind you, I'm your father,

and you have to do what I say.

_________________________________

Okay, Mr. Yagoobian,

do you want to be a...

_________________________________

-Where'd he go?

-Goob?

_________________________________

Goob!

_________________________________

Goob.

_________________________________

Look.
_________________________________

Gurgi.
_________________________________
Gurgi.

_________________________________

Why is the duckling so sad?
_________________________________

Yes. He's got what he wanted,
_________________________________

and he's still not satisfied.
_________________________________

Just what do you think
you're up to, ladies?
_________________________________

Oh, we have business
with your little hero.
_________________________________

Hero? Gurgi was the hero.
_________________________________

The only thing that mattered

to you was the Cauldron,
_________________________________

but now it's no use to you,
_________________________________

so we'll just take it and be on our way.
_________________________________

Wait... But... Wait a minute.
_________________________________

Stay your hand, ladies.
_________________________________

We never give anything away.
_________________________________

We bargain. We trade.
_________________________________
Remember?

_________________________________

Did these old ears hear

the word ''bargain''?
_________________________________

Yes, madam, those old ears heard right.
_________________________________

(GASPS EXCITEDY)
_________________________________
I adore forceful men.
_________________________________

Oh, pull yourself together, madam.

_________________________________

Now, come on, out with it.

What is your offer?
_________________________________

-No, not my...

-Then I'll do it.

_________________________________

ORWEN: A magnificent
sword for a warrior.
_________________________________

I'm not a warrior.
_________________________________

I'm a pig boy.
_________________________________

What would I do with a sword?

_________________________________
Absolutely nothing.
_________________________________

TARAN: But I would trade...
_________________________________

ALL: Yes?
_________________________________

The Cauldron for Gurgi.
_________________________________

Oh, dear!
_________________________________

It's not possible.
_________________________________

Just as I thought, ladies.
_________________________________

You've got no real power!
_________________________________

Admit it! Admit it!

_________________________________

ORDDU: We have made a bargain.
_________________________________

(ORDDU LAUGHING)
_________________________________

EILONWY: Oh, Taran.
_________________________________

Munchings and crunchings

in here somewhere.
_________________________________

Gurgi! You're alive!
_________________________________

He's alive.

_________________________________

FFLEWDDUR: Great beelin', he is alive.
_________________________________

Oh, Fflewddur, Fflewddur, he's alive!
_________________________________

I'm alive! Gurgi's alive!
_________________________________

Look, look, look! Touch me!
_________________________________

Gurgi, you clever little thing.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING)

_________________________________

Come on, Gurgi. Let's go home.
_________________________________

Gurgi's happy day!
_________________________________

Come on.

_________________________________

Great beelin'!
_________________________________
(FFLEWDDUR LAUGHING)

_________________________________

NEWS ANCHOR:
Internet users are breathing
_________________________________
a collective sigh of relief tonight.

_________________________________
Just as mysteriously as it appeared,

_________________________________
the Wreck-lt Ralph virus has vanished.

_________________________________

(SCREECHING)

_________________________________

(CODY MIMICS MARAHUTE)

_________________________________

It's okay.

_________________________________

Come on.

_________________________________

Thanks, little mate.

_________________________________
RALPH: You know what
I just realized?
_________________________________

The sun never rises or sets here...
_________________________________

because everything's always on.
_________________________________

Well, now, isn't that
an astute observation?
_________________________________

I know, right?
_________________________________

You know,
other than KnowsMore,
_________________________________
I'm probably the smartest guy
on the Internet.
_________________________________

(LAUGHS) Yeah. Yeah.
_________________________________

Yo, V. We're about to come
back online. You ready?
_________________________________

Be right there!
_________________________________

Hey, Ralph,
don't be a stranger!

_________________________________

Well, I can't be much stranger
than you, Shank.
_________________________________

Oh. That's a good dad joke.
_________________________________

Hey, don't forget.
_________________________________
You know Shank added my code

and everything,
_________________________________
so I'll be able to regenerate.
_________________________________
I'm gonna be totally safe.
_________________________________

No, I know.
It's gonna be great.
_________________________________

You found your dream game.
_________________________________

Yeah, I did.
_________________________________

I did.
_________________________________

So, uh...
_________________________________

I guess I should probably
head in there now, you know?
_________________________________

Oh, before you go,
I wanted to give you this.
_________________________________

Oh, I'm so sorry I broke it, Ralph.
_________________________________

No, no. It's okay.
_________________________________

Now we can both have a half. See?
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Yeah!
_________________________________

I love you so much.
_________________________________

I'm really gonna miss you.
_________________________________

I'm gonna miss you too, kid.
_________________________________

I really am.
_________________________________

All right.
_________________________________

Okay, getting a little clingy on me, here.
_________________________________

Go on. Get out of here.
_________________________________
The world's waiting for you, kid.

_________________________________

Oh, Bernard, you are magnificent.

You are absolutely the hero of the day.

_________________________________

Miss Bianca,

before anything else happens,

_________________________________

-will you marry me?

-Bernard.

_________________________________

Of course, I will!

_________________________________

Well done, mate.

_________________________________

Come on, Marahute, let's all go home.
_________________________________

_________________________________