Disney NeverEnding Chronicles (Prologue) - Subtitles (en)

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(WHOOSHING)

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(SPEAKING ATLANTEAN)

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(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
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NARRATOR: Legend has it,

in the mystic land of Prydain,
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there was once a king
so cruel and so evil

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that even the gods feared him.

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Since no prison could hold him,

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he was thrown alive into a
crucible of molten iron.

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There, his demonic spirit was captured

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in the form of a great Black Cauldron.

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For uncounted centuries,
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the Black Cauldron lay hidden, waiting,

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while evil men searched for it,

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knowing whoever possessed it

would have the power
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to resurrect an army
of deathless warriors

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and, with them, rule the world.

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NEWSREEL ANNOUNCER: Movietown
News presents Spotlight on Adventure.
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What you are now witnessing
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is footage never before seen
by civilized humanity,
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a lost world in South America.
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Lurking in the shadow
of majestic Paradise Falls,
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it sports plants and animals
undiscovered by science.
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Who would dare set foot
on this inhospitable summit?
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Why, our subject today,
Charles Muntz!
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The beloved explorer lands
his dirigible, the Spirit of Adventure,
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in New Hampshire this week,
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completing a yearlong expedition
to the lost world.
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This lighter-than-air craft
was designed by Muntz himself
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and is longer than 22 prohibition
paddy wagons placed end to end.
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And here comes the adventurer now.
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Never apart from his faithful dogs,
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Muntz conceived the craft
for canine comfort.
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It's a veritable floating palace
in the sky,
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complete with doggy bath
and mechanical canine walker.
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And, Jiminy Cricket, do the locals
consider Muntz the bee's knees.
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And how!
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Adventure is out there!

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(PEOPLE CHEERING)
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NEWSREEL ANNOUNCER: But what
has Muntz brought back this time?
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Gentlemen, I give you
the monster of Paradise Falls!

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(PEOPLE GASP)
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NEWSREEL ANNOUNCER:
And, golly, what a swell monster this is!
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But what's this? Scientists cry foul.
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The National Explorer's Society
accuses Muntz
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of fabricating the skeleton.

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No!
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NEWSREEL ANNOUNCER:
The organization strips Muntz
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of his membership.

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(GASPS)
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NEWSREEL ANNOUNCER: Humiliated,
Muntz vows a return to Paradise Falls
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and promises
to capture the beast alive!
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I promise to capture the beast alive,
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and I will not come back until I do!

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(CROWD CHEERS)
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NEWSREEL ANNOUNCER: And so,
the explorer's off to clear his name.
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Bon voyage, Charles Muntz,
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and good luck capturing
the monster of Paradise Falls!

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(IMITATING AIRPLANE)
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NEWSREEL ANNOUNCER:
Here's Charles Muntz
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piloting his famous dirigible.

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(HORN HONKING)
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He hurdles Pikes Peak.
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He hurdles the Grand Canyon.

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(CARL GRUNTS)
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He hurdles Mount Everest.

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(GRUNTS)
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He goes around Mount Everest.
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Is there nothing he cannot do?
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Yes, as Muntz himself says,
"Adventure is..."

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ELLIE: Adventure is out there!
Look out!
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Mount Rushmore! Hard to starboard!
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Must get Spirit of Adventure
over Mount Rushmore!
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Hold together, old girl.
How're my dogs doing?

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(MIMICS BARKING)
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All engines, ahead full!
Let's take her up to 26,000 feet.

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Rudders 18 degrees towards the south.

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It's a beautiful day.
Winds out of the east at 10 knots.

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Visibility unlimited.
Enter the weather in the logbook.

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Oh! There's something down there.

I will bring it back for science.

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Aw! It's a puppy! Ah! No time!
A storm! Lightning. Hail.

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-What are you doing?
-Ahhh!
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Don't you know
this is an exclusive club?
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Only explorers get in here,
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not just any kid off the street

with a helmet and a pair of goggles.

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Do you think you've got what it takes?
Well, do you?
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(STAMMERING)
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All right, you're in. Welcome aboard.

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What's wrong? Can't you talk?
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Hey, I don't bite.
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(STATIC ELECTRICITY BUZZING)

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You and me, we're in a club now.

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I saw where your balloon went.
Come on. Let's go get it.

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My name's Ellie.

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There it is.

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(GULPS)
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Well, go ahead.

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Go on.

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(CARL SCREAMING)
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(THUDDING)
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(SIREN WAILING)
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(SHOUTS)
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Ow.

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Hey, kid!
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(SCREAMS)
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Thought you might need
a little cheering up.

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I got something to show you.

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ELLIE: I am about to let you
see something
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I have never shown
to another human being.

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Ever! In my life!
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You'll have to swear
you will not tell anyone.

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Cross your heart. Do it!
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ELLIE: My Adventure Book.

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You know him.

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(GASPS)
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Charles Muntz, explorer.

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When I get big,
I'm going where he's going,
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South America.
It's like America, but south.

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Wanna know where I'm gonna live?
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"Paradise Falls, a land lost in time."
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I ripped this right out of a library book.

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(GASPS)
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I'm gonna move my clubhouse there

and park it right next to the falls.

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Who knows what lives up there.

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And once I get there?
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Well, I'm saving these pages for
all the adventures I'm gonna have.

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Only I just don't know
how I'm gonna get to Paradise Falls.

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That's it!
You can take us there in a blimp!
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Swear you'll take us! Cross your heart!
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Cross it! Cross your heart!
Good, you promised. No backing out.

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Well, see you tomorrow, kid. Bye!
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Adventure is out there!
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You know, you don't talk very much.

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I like you!
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Wow.

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(WEDDING MARCH PLAYING)
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(GUESTS CHEERING)
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(INAUDIBLE)
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BABY DORY: Hi, I'm Dory.

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I suffer from

short-term remembory loss.

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-Yes!

-That's exactly what you say!

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Okay, okay.

We'll pretend to be the other kids now.

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-(JENNY INHALES DEEPLY)

-(CHARLIE CLEARS THROAT)

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-(GASPS) Hi, Dory!

-Ahoy there!

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-(LAUGHING)

-Do you want to play hide-and-seek?

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Okay. I love... Okay.

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We'll hide

and you count and come find us.

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Okay, Daddy.

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No, not Daddy. I'm the nice fish

who wants to be your friend, okay?

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-Okay, Daddy.

-No.

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-I'm hiding.

-Now count to ten.

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One, two, three...

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Um, four...

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Um...

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I like sand. Sand is squishy.

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-(FISH LAUGHING PLAYFULLY)

-Mommy, can I go play with them?

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-Dory. Dory. Dory, honey.

-Dory. Kelpcake.

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Undertow, sweetie.

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Remember, honey, we have to

stay away from the undertow.

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Okay, sweetheart,

what about that rhyme we learned?

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♪ We see the undertow and we say...

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Let's go.

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No. It's, "Heck no."

Okay? Let's try it again.

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♪ We see the undertow and we say...

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♪ There's the undertow!

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♪ There's the undertow

There is the undertow

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♪ Hey, you found the undertow

And we see the undertow ♪

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-Did I forget again?

-No, no. No.

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-No, sweetie. Don't worry about it.

-No biggie, kelpcake.

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What if I forget you?

(GASPS) Would you ever forget me?

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-(GASPS)

-Oh, kelpcake, no.

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We will never forget you, Dory.

And we know you'll never forget us.

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BABY DORY: Hello?

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Hello!

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-Did you hear that?

-What's that? Hear what?

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-Stan, I just heard someone say hello.

-I didn't hear anybody say hello.

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I don't know, Stan.

I just heard someone say hello.

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There's a lot of fish here.

Anybody could have just said hello.

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-BABY DORY: Hello?

-There.

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-STAN: Where?

-There. There. Right there.

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-Where am I looking?

-There!

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-Oh.

-Hello!

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-BABY DORY: Hello?

-Oh, my goodness, it's a child!

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-STAN: Hi, kid. Over here. Hello?

-Hello? Hi.

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Hi. I'm Dory. Can you please help me?

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Hi, Dory. Are you lost?

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-Yeah, where are your parents?

-Um...

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I can't remember.

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-Oh.

-Well we'll look around.

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Are any of these fish your parents?

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Hi, I'm Dory. Can you please help me?

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-What?

-Um...

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(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

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-Honey, you just said that.

-Mmm.

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-I did?

-Mm-hmm.

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I'm sorry. I suffer from

short-term remembory loss.

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-Oh, how awful.

-Short-term memory loss?

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Okay, you wait here for one second.

Okay, sweetie pie?

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-Stan. Stan. Stan.

-What? What?

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What do we do? The poor thing is lost!

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-What do you want me to do?

-We have to do something.

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-She can't remember a thing!

-She could come from anywhere.

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Wow, you are no help today.

Dory? Sweetie? How about we...

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She's gone.

Well, that's not good. Hey, Dory!

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-Dory!

-Dory!

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I'm Dory. I lost my family.

Can you help me?

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I'm Dory. I suffer from

short-term memory... (GASPS)

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♪ Just keep swimming

Just keep swimming

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♪ Just keep swimming

Swimming What do we do? ♪

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(FILM REEL SCRATCHING)

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(BACKGROUND CHATTER)

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-Is this on?

-INTERVIEWER: That's fine.

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I can break through walls,

I just can't...

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-INTERVIEWER: That's fine.

-I can't get this on.

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INTERVIEWER: Mr. Incredible...

Do you have a secret identity?

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Every superhero has a secret identity.

I don't know a single one who doesn't.

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Who wants the pressure

of being super all the time?

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Of course I have a secret identity.

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Can you see me in this

at the supermarket? Come on.

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Who'd want to go shopping

as Elastigirl, know what I mean?

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Superladies, they're always trying

to tell you their secret identity.

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Think it'll strengthen

the relationship or something.

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I said, "Girl, I don't want to know

about your mild-mannered alter ego."

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I mean, you tell me you're

a super-mega-ultra-lightning-babe,

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that's all right with me.

I'm good. I'm good.

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No matter how many times

you save the world,

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it always manages to get back

in jeopardy again.

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Sometimes I just want it to stay saved,

you know?

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For a little bit. I feel like the maid.

"I just cleaned up this mess.

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"Can we keep it clean

for ten minutes?"

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INTERVIEWER:

I could get to that point.

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-"Please?"

-INTERVIEWER: We're not finished.

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Sometimes I think I'd just like

the simple life, you know?

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Relax a little and raise a family.

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Settle down? Are you kidding?

I'm at the top of my game!

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I'm up there with the big dogs!

Girls, come on.

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Leave the saving of the world

to the men? I don't think so.

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I don't think so.

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(POLICE SIREN WAILS)

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(OVER RADIO)

We interrupt for a bulletin.

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A high-speed pursuit between police

and armed gunmen is underway,

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traveling northbound

on San Pablo Ave.

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 Yeah, I've got time.

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Mr. Incredible.

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-What is it, ma'am?

-My cat, Squeaker, won't come down.

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(CAT MEOWS)

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Certainly. I suggest you stand clear.

There could be trouble.

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No, he's quite tame.

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(GUNFIRE)

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(GRUNTS)

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(MEOWS)

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(BEEPING)

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(SIRENS WAIL)

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Let go now.

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(CAT YOWLS)

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Thank you, Mr. Incredible.

You've done it again.

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-You're the best.

-No, I'm just here to help.

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(OVER RADIO) All units.

We have a tour bus robbery...

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Tour bus robbery. I've still got time.

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Officers. Ma'am. Squeaker.

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-Cool! Ready for take-off!

-What the...

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-Who are you supposed to be?

-I'm IncrediBoy.

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What? No.

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You're that kid from the fan club.

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(STAMMERING) Brophy. Brody.

Buddy! Buddy!

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My name is IncrediBoy.

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I've been nice, I've stood for photos,

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signed every scrap of paper

you pushed at me...

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No, don't worry about training me.

I know your moves,

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crime fighting style,

favorite catch phrases, everything!

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I'm your number one fan!

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BUDDY: Hey! Hey, wait!

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(MUTTERING)

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MR. INCREDIBLE: You know,

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you can tell a lot about a woman

by the contents of her purse,

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but maybe that's not

what you had in mind.

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Hey, look...

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(GRUNTS)

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Elastigirl.

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Mr. Incredible.

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-It's all right. I've got him.

-Sure, you've got him.

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-I just took him out for you.

-Sure, you did.

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-His attention was on me.

-A fact I exploited to do my job.

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-My job, you mean.

-A simple thank you will suffice.

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Thanks, but I don't need any help.

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Whatever happened to "ladies first"?

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Well, whatever happened

to equal treatment?

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Look, the lady got me first.

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-Well, we could share, you know.

-I work alone.

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Well, I think you need to be more

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flexible.

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Are you doing anything later?

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I have a previous engagement.

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(WHISTLES)

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Now, you just stay here.

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They usually pick up

the garbage in an hour.

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-FROZONE: Hey, Incredible!

-Hey, Frozone!

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-Shouldn't you be getting ready?

-I still got time.

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(CROWD SCREAMING)

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WOMAN: He's gonna jump!

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SANSWEET: I think

you broke something.

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With counseling,

I think you'll come to forgive me.

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Wait a minute.

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(SANSWEET MOANING)

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(BEEPING)

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(BEEPING SPEEDS UP)

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(COUGHING) Bomb Voyage.

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Mr. Incredible...!

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BUDDY: And IncrediBoy!

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VOYAGE: IncrediBoy?

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Aren't you curious about how I get

around so fast? I have rocket boots.

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-Go home, Buddy. Now.

-What?

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Little oaf...!

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Can we talk?

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You always say be true to yourself,

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but you never say

which part to be true to.

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Well, I've finally figured out who I am.

I am your ward. IncrediBoy!

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And now, you have officially

carried it too far, Buddy.

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This is because I don't have powers,

isn't it?

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Not every superhero has powers,

you know.

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You can be super without them.

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I invented these.

I can fly. Can you fly?

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Fly home, Buddy. I work alone.

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And your outfit is totally ridiculous!

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Just give me one chance!

I'll show you. I'll go get the police.

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-Buddy, don't!

-It'll only take a second, really.

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No, stop!

There's a bomb!

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Let go, you're wrecking

my flight pattern.

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-I can do this if you let go!

-Will you just...

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-I'm trying to help! Stop!

-Let go of my cape!

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(BEEPING)

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(BEEPING SPEEDS UP)

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(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS)

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Take this one home. And make sure

his mom knows what he's been doing.

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I can help you.

You're making a mist...

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The injured jumper.

You sent paramedics?

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They picked him up.

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The blast in that building

was caused by Bomb Voyage

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who I caught robbing the vault.

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We might nab him

if we set up a perimeter.

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-He got away?

-Well, yeah.

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-Skippy here made sure of that.

-IncrediBoy.

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You're not affiliated with me!

Holy smokes, I'm late.

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Listen, I've gotta be somewhere.

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 -What about Bomb Voyage?

-Any other night, I'd go after him,

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but I really gotta go. Don't worry.

We'll get him! Eventually!

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(CHURCH ORGAN MUSIC PLAYS)

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-Is the night still young?

-You're very late.

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-How do I look? Good?

-The mask. You still got the mask.

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(CRACKS NECK)

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Showtime.

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Robert Parr, will you have this woman

to be your lawful wedded wife?

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You're late. When you asked

if I was doing anything later,

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I didn't realize you'd forgotten.

I thought it was playful banter.

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-It was.

-Cutting it close, don't you think?

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You need to be more flexible.

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I love you, but if we're

gonna make this work,

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you've gotta be more

than Mr. Incredible.

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You know that. Don't you?

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-...so long as you both shall live?

-I do.

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I pronounce this couple

husband and wife.

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(PEOPLE CHEERING

AND WHISTLING)

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As long as we both shall live.

No matter what happens.

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Hey, come on. We're superheroes.

What could happen?

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ANNOUNCER: In a stunning turn of

events, a superhero is being sued

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 for saving someone who,

apparently, didn't want to be saved.

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The plaintiff, Oliver Sansweet,

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who was foiled in his attempted

suicide by Mr. Incredible,

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has filed suit against the famed

superhero in Superior Court.

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Mr. Sansweet didn't ask to be saved.

He didn't want to be saved.

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The injury received from

Mr. Incredible's "actions,"
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-causes him daily pain.

-I saved your life!

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You didn't save my life!

You ruined my death.

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 LAWYER: My client has no comment.

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ANNOUNCER: Another suit was filed

by victims of the El train accident.

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Incredible's court losses

cost the government millions.

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And opened the floodgates for dozens

of superhero lawsuits the world over.

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It is time for their secret identity

to become their only identity.

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Time for them to join us, or go away.

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ANNOUNCER: Under public pressure,

and the financial burden

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of an ever mounting series of lawsuits,

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the government quietly initiated

the Superhero Relocation Program.

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The supers were granted amnesty

from responsibility for past actions,
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in exchange for the promise

to never again resume hero work.

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Where are they now?

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They are living among us.

Average citizens, average heroes.

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Quietly and anonymously continuing

to make the world a better place.

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JOY: Do you ever look

at someone and wonder...

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 "What is going on inside their head?"
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Well, I know.

Well, I know Riley's head.

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(THUNDER RUMBLING)

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(BABY LEWIS CRYING)

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(FEET PATTERING)

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(KNOCKING)

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(BABY LEWIS CRYING)

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Hmm?

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JOY: And there she was...

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(BELL DINGS)

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Aren't you a little bundle of joy?

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Whoa.

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JOY: It was amazing.

Just Riley and me. Forever.

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JOY: Er, for 33 seconds?

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I'm Sadness.

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Oh, hello. I... I'm Joy. So...

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Can I just... If you could...

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I just want to fix that. Thanks.
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(SHRIEKS)

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LITTLE MONSTERS: (SINGING)
The neck bone's connected

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To the head bone

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The head bone's connected 
to the horn bone

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The horn bone's right above 
the wing bones

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(LITTLE MONSTERS GIGGLING)

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-(GROWLS)

-Ah!

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-I scared you!

-No, you didn't.

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Okay! Remember our field trip rules,

everyone.

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Uh, no pushing, no biting,

and no fire breathing!

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-(ROARS)

-What did I just say?

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Eighteen, nineteen...

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Okay, we're missing one.

Who are we missing?

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Oh. Mike Wazowski.

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Thanks, Joe.

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Good luck finishing

your crossword puzzle.

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-Sorry, Michael. I didn't see you.

-That's okay.

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When I was on the bus, I found a nickel!

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I wish I had pockets.

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Okay, everyone, partner up.

Get your field trip buddy.

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Jeremy! You and me? Okay, no biggie.

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Hailey? No? Pairing up with Claire?

Great choice. She's a good egg.

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Russell.

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Mike? Wazowski?

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We car-pool?

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-We're cousins.

-BOTH: Hey!

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Okay. Good catching up.

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Well, Michael, it looks like

it's you and me again.

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(AGREES NERVOUSLY)

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(LITTLE MONSTERS

CHATTERING EXCITEDLY)

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Come on, Karen. We're falling behind.

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(LAUGHING)

Please don't call me Karen.

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TOUR GUIDE:

Now, stay close together.

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We're entering a very dangerous area.

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Welcome to the Scare Floor.

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LITTLE MONSTERS: Wow!

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(MALE MONSTER

CHATTERING ON PA)

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(WORKERS CHATTERING

INDISTINCTLY)

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TOUR GUIDE: This is where

we collect the Scream Energy

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-to power our whole world.

-(ALL GASP)

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And can anyone tell me

whose job it is to go get that scream?

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-ALL: Scarers!

-That's right!

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Now, which one of you can

give me the scariest roar?

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ALL: Me, me, me!

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Oh! Sir! Right here! Little green guy,

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-two o'clock!

-(ROARS)

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No, it's like this. (ROARS)

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-Hey, guys, watch this one.

-(ROARS)

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Hey, I got a really good...

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(BOTH ROARING)

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(ROARS LOUDLY)

_________________________________

ALL: (GASPING) Wow!

_________________________________

Whoa.

_________________________________

Well, hey there, kids.

Are you on a tour with your school?

_________________________________

-Yeah!

-MRS. GRAVES: Yes.

_________________________________

We're here to learn about Scream

Energy and what it takes to be a Scarer.

_________________________________

Well, hey, you're in luck,

because I just happen to be a Scarer.

_________________________________

I learned everything

I know from my school,

_________________________________

Monsters University.

_________________________________

Whoa.

_________________________________

It's the best Scaring School there is.

_________________________________

You wish! Fear Tech's the best.

_________________________________

Okay. You guys watch us and tell me

which school's the best. All right?

_________________________________

(WHISPERS) MU is.

_________________________________

(BELL RINGING)

_________________________________

MALE SCARER SUPERVISOR:

Let's go, everybody!

_________________________________

FEMALE MONSTER ON PA:

West coast coming online.

_________________________________

Scarers coming out.

_________________________________

TOUR GUIDE: Oops. Stop right there.

_________________________________

Don't cross over that safety line.

_________________________________

Human children are extremely toxic.

_________________________________

-Look at that!

-(LITTLE MONSTERS CHATTERING)

_________________________________

Whoa! Hey, guys, watch the eye! Ow!

_________________________________

LITTLE MONSTER 1:

Look at that! It's amazing!

_________________________________

LITTLE MONSTER 2: I know!

_________________________________

ALL: Wow!
MIKE: Excuse me. Fellas.

_________________________________

How about we do

tallest in the back? (GASPS)

_________________________________

(CHATTERING CONTINUES)

_________________________________

LITTLE MONSTER 3:

Look, he's going to

_________________________________

-do a real scare!

-(PANTING)

_________________________________

-(ROARS)

-(MIKE SIGHS)

_________________________________

-Cool. I want to be a Scarer.

-Yeah. Me, too.

_________________________________

Come on, guys. I want to see.

_________________________________

Out of the way, Wazowski.

_________________________________

You don't belong on a Scare Floor.

_________________________________

(RATTLING)

_________________________________

Brian! Do not step over the line.

_________________________________

Mrs. Graves, Michael went over the line.

_________________________________

(GASPS) Michael!

_________________________________

(DOOR CREAKING)

_________________________________

MOTHER: See? I told you. He's fine.

_________________________________

FATHER: Well,

I thought I heard something.

_________________________________

(SCRATCHING)

_________________________________

(BOY GASPS)

_________________________________

(BOY SCREAMS)

_________________________________

(ALL GASP)

_________________________________

What?

_________________________________

-(ALL CHATTERING)

-Are you okay?

_________________________________

FEMALE MONSTER:

You could have gotten hurt!

_________________________________

I don't understand

how this could happen!

_________________________________

That was real dangerous, kid.

I didn't even know you were in there.

_________________________________

Wow. I didn't even know

you were in there.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

Not bad, kid.

_________________________________

Michael, what do you have

to say for yourself?

_________________________________

How do I become a Scarer?

_________________________________

(MARCHING BAND PLAYING)
_________________________________

_________________________________

(INSTRUMENTAL CELTIC

MUSIC PLAYING)

_________________________________

NARRATOR: On the clearest of nights,

_________________________________

when the winds of the Etherium

were calm and peaceful,

_________________________________

(SHIP CREAKING)

_________________________________

the great merchant ships,

_________________________________

with their cargoes

of Arcturian solar crystals,

_________________________________

felt safe and secure.

_________________________________

Little did they suspect

that they were pursued by

_________________________________

pirates.

_________________________________

And the most feared of all these pirates

_________________________________

was the notorious

Captain Nathaniel Flint.

_________________________________

Fire!

_________________________________

(ALL GASPING)

_________________________________

Aah!

_________________________________

Like a Candarian zaftwing

overtaking its prey...

_________________________________

SARAH: James Pleiades Hawkins.

_________________________________

I thought you were asleep an hour ago.

_________________________________

Mom, I was just getting to the best part.

_________________________________

Please?

_________________________________

Oh! Can those eyes get any bigger?

_________________________________

Scootch over.

_________________________________

NARRATOR:

...like a Candarian zaftwing

_________________________________

overtaking its prey,

_________________________________

Flint and his band of renegades

_________________________________

swooped in out of nowhere.

_________________________________

(LAUGHING EVILLY)

_________________________________

And then, gathering up their spoils,

_________________________________

vanished without a trace.

_________________________________

-Ooh!

-Ooh!

_________________________________

NARRATOR: Flint's secret trove

was never found,

_________________________________

but stories have persisted

that it remains hidden

_________________________________

somewhere at the farthest

reaches of the galaxy,

_________________________________

stowed with riches

beyond imagination,

_________________________________

the loot of a thousand worlds,

_________________________________

-Treasure Planet.

-Treasure Planet.

_________________________________

Okay. Blow your nose.

_________________________________

(HONKING)

_________________________________

How do you think

Captain Flint did it, Mom?

_________________________________

How'd he swoop in out of nowhere

and vanished without a trace?

_________________________________

I have no idea.

_________________________________

Come here, you...

_________________________________

I'm gonna get...

(BLOWING RASPBERRY)

_________________________________

(GIGGLING)

_________________________________

Okay, now it's time for

this little spacer to go to sleep.

_________________________________

You think somebody'll

ever find Treasure Planet?

_________________________________

Sweetheart, I think it's more

_________________________________

like a legend.

_________________________________

I know it's real.

_________________________________

You win. It's real.

_________________________________

-Nighty-night, Mom.

-Nighty-night, sweetheart.

_________________________________

I love you.

_________________________________

Love you, too.

_________________________________

_________________________________

JOY: And that was just the beginning.

_________________________________

Headquarters only got

more crowded from there.

_________________________________

Very nice. Okay, looks like

you got this. Very good.

_________________________________
FEAR: Whoa, sharp turn!

No! Look out! No!

_________________________________
JOY: That's Fear.

_________________________________

He's really good

at keeping Riley safe.

_________________________________
FEAR: Easy, easy. Ah!

_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)

Oh, we're good. We're good.

_________________________________

-Whew! Good job.

-Thank you. Thank you very much.

_________________________________

And we're back!

_________________________________

-Hmm. This looks new.

-You think it's safe?

_________________________________

-What is it?

-Aah.

_________________________________

Okay, caution.

There is a dangerous smell, people.

_________________________________

-Hold on. What is that?

-JOY: This is Disgust.

_________________________________

She basically keeps Riley

from being poisoned.

_________________________________

Physically and socially.

_________________________________

That is not brightly colored

_________________________________

or shaped like a dinosaur.

Hold on, guys.

_________________________________

It's broccoli! (EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST)

_________________________________

Well, I just saved our lives.

_________________________________

-BOTH: Whew!

-Yeah. You're welcome.

_________________________________

Wait. Did he just say

we couldn't have dessert?

_________________________________
JOY: That's Anger.

_________________________________

He cares very deeply

about things being fair.

_________________________________

So that's how you

want to play it, old man?

_________________________________

No dessert? Oh, sure,

we'll eat our dinner!

_________________________________

Right after you eat this!

_________________________________

(YELLING)

_________________________________

Oh, airplane.

We got an airplane, everybody.

_________________________________

-ALL: Oh!

-Airplane.

_________________________________
JOY: And you've met Sadness.

She... Well, she...

_________________________________
JOY: I'm not actually sure

what she does.

_________________________________
And I've checked,

_________________________________

there's no place for her to go, so...

_________________________________

She's good, we're good.

It's all great!

_________________________________

 Anyway, these are Riley's memories

_________________________________

and they're mostly happy,

you'll notice. Not to brag.

_________________________________

-MEG: Whoo-hoo!

-(RILEY LAUGHING)

_________________________________

Whoo-hoo!

_________________________________
JOY: But the really important ones

are over here.

_________________________________

I don't want to get too technical,

_________________________________

but these are called Core Memories.

_________________________________

Each one came from

a super important time in Riley's life.

_________________________________

Uh, like when she first scored a goal.

_________________________________

Oh, that was so amazing!

_________________________________

(ALL CHEERING)

_________________________________
JOY: And each Core Memory

_________________________________

powers a different aspect

of Riley's personality.

_________________________________

Like Hockey Island.

_________________________________

_________________________________

LITTLE GIRL: It's for the lost princess.

_________________________________

Goofball Island is my personal favorite.

_________________________________

_________________________________
YOUNG ELSA: Hi, I'm Olaf,
and I like warm hugs.
_________________________________
YOUNG ANNA: I love you, Olaf!

_________________________________

JOY: Yep, Goofball is the best.

_________________________________

Friendship Island is pretty good too.

_________________________________

_________________________________
YOUNG TIANA:
Hey, everybody, I made gumbo!

_________________________________
JOY: Oh, I love Honesty Island.

_________________________________

And that's the truth!

_________________________________

_________________________________
YOUNG MERIDA: Can I shoot an
arrow? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I?

_________________________________

And of course,

Family Island is amazing.

_________________________________

_________________________________

JOY: The point is,

the Islands of Personality

_________________________________

are what make Riley... Riley!

_________________________________
_________________________________

Hi. I lost my family. Can you help me?

_________________________________

Where did you see them last?

_________________________________

Well, uh, funny story, but I forgot.

_________________________________

Oh, sweetie,

do you want to come swim with us?

_________________________________

That is the nicest offer

I've gotten all day.

_________________________________

I think. Uh, I can't remember.

_________________________________

Anyhoo, thanks, (CHUCKLES)

but I'm looking for someone.

_________________________________

(SIGHS)

_________________________________

Oh. Can't remember. Can't remember.

Can't remember.
_________________________________

_________________________________
ANDY: All right, everyone!
This... is a stick-up!
_________________________________

Don't anybody move!
_________________________________

Now, empty that safe!
_________________________________

Ooh-hoo-hoo!
Money, money, money! (KISSING)
_________________________________

Stop it! Stop it,
you mean, old potato!
_________________________________

Quiet, Bo Peep,
or your sheep get run over!
_________________________________

Help! Baa!
Help us!
_________________________________

Oh, no, not my sheep!
Somebody do something!
_________________________________
VOICE BOX: Reach for the sky!

_________________________________

Oh, no! Sheriff Woody!
_________________________________

I'm here to stop you,
One-Eyed Bart.

_________________________________

Doh!
How'd you know it was me?
_________________________________

Are you gonna come quietly?
_________________________________

You can't touch me, Sheriff!
_________________________________

I brought my attack dog
with the built-in force field.

_________________________________

Well, I brought my dinosaur
who eats force-field dogs.

_________________________________

-(GROWLING)

-Yipe, yipe, yipe, yipe!
_________________________________

You're going to jail, Bart!
_________________________________

Say goodbye to the wife
and Tater Tots.

_________________________________

(GIGGLING EXCITEDLY)
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(BABY SQUEALING,
LAUGHING, COOING)
_________________________________

You saved the day again, Woody.

_________________________________
VOICE BOX: You're my

favorite deputy.

_________________________________
You've got a friend in me
_________________________________

You've got a friend in me
_________________________________

Come on,
let's wrangle up the cattle.

_________________________________

When the road looks
rough ahead

_________________________________
And you're miles and miles
from your nice, warm bed
_________________________________

Round 'em up, cowboy!
_________________________________

Just remember
what your old pal said
_________________________________

Boy, you've got
a friend in me
_________________________________

Yee-haw!
_________________________________

Yeah, you've got a friend in me
_________________________________

Hey, cowboy!
_________________________________

Some other folks might be
a little bit smarter than I am
_________________________________

(WHINNYING)
_________________________________

Big and stronger too

_________________________________
Come on, Woody.
_________________________________

Maybe
_________________________________

But none of them will ever
love you the way I do
_________________________________

-It's me and you, boy

-(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

And as the years go by
_________________________________

Whoa! Whoa! (LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Our friendship will never die
_________________________________

Whoo!
_________________________________

You're gonna see
It's our destiny
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

You've got a friend in me
_________________________________

All right!
_________________________________

Yeah, you've got a friend in me
_________________________________

Score!
_________________________________

-You got a friend in me

-Wow! Cool!
_________________________________

-ANDY'S MOM: What do you think?

-Oh, this looks great, Mom!
_________________________________

Okay, birthday boy...
_________________________________

We saw that at the store!
I asked you for it!
_________________________________

-I hope I have enough places.

-Wow, look at that! That's so...

_________________________________

-One, two... Four.

-Oh, my gosh, you got...

_________________________________

-Yeah, I think that's gonna be enough.

-Could we leave this up 'til we move?
_________________________________

-Well, sure! We can leave it up.

-Yeah!
_________________________________

Now go get Molly. Your friends
are gonna be here any minute.

_________________________________

Okay. It's party time, Woody.

_________________________________

-Yee-haw!

-(RUNNING FOOTFALLS)
_________________________________

(BABY SQUEALING)
_________________________________

Howdy, little lady.

_________________________________

(SQUEALING)
_________________________________
VOICE BOX: Somebody's

poisoned the water hole.
_________________________________

-(COOING)

-Come on, Molly.

_________________________________

Oh, you're getting heavy.

_________________________________

-(MOLLY COOING)

-See you later, Woody.

_________________________________

(DOOR CLOSES)
_________________________________

Pull my string!
The birthday party's today?
_________________________________

Okay, everybody,
coast is clear!
_________________________________

-(SQUEAKS)

-Ages 3 and up. It's on my box.

_________________________________

Ages 3 and up. I'm not supposed
to be baby-sitting Princess Drool.

_________________________________

(TIRES SQUEAL, MOTOR REVS)
_________________________________

-(LITTLE TIKES GIBBERING)

-(BELL DINGS, SIREN WAILING)

_________________________________
-(SIREN WAILING)

-Hey, Hamm.

_________________________________

-Look, I'm Picasso!

-I don't get it.

_________________________________

You uncultured swine! What're
you lookin' at, ya hockey puck?
_________________________________

(SQUEAKS)
_________________________________

(LITTLE TIKES GIBBERING)
_________________________________

-Hey, Sarge, have you seen Slinky?

-Sir! No, sir!
_________________________________

Okay. Hey, thank you. At ease.

_________________________________

-(SIREN WAILING)

-Hey, uh, Slinky?
_________________________________

Right here, Woody.
I'm red this time.

_________________________________

-No. S-Slink...

-Oh, well, all right.

_________________________________

You can be red if you want.

_________________________________

Not now, Slink. I got some bad news.

_________________________________

(SHOUTS) Bad news?
_________________________________

Shh, shh, shh!
_________________________________

Just gather everyone up
for a staff meeting, and be happy.

_________________________________

Got it.
_________________________________

-Be happy!

-Ha, ha, ha, ha!
_________________________________

Staff meeting, everybody!
Snake, Robot, podium duty.

_________________________________

(SIREN WAILING)
_________________________________

Hey. (JABBERS)
_________________________________

Hey, Etch. Draw!
_________________________________

-(DING)

-Oh! Got me again.

_________________________________

Etch, you've been working on that draw.
Fastest knobs in the West.

_________________________________

Got a staff meeting, you guys.
Come on, let's go.

_________________________________

Now, where is that... Oh.

_________________________________

Hey, who moved my doodle pad
way over here?
_________________________________

(ROARING)
_________________________________

-How're you doin', Rex?

-Were you scared? Tell me honestly.

_________________________________

I was close to being scared
that time.

_________________________________

I'm going for fearsome here,
but I just don't feel it.

_________________________________

I think I'm just
coming off as annoying.
_________________________________

(COUGHS)
Ow! Oh, hi, Bo. Hi.

_________________________________

I wanted to thank you, Woody,
for saving my flock.

_________________________________

Oh, hey, it was, uh, nothin'.

_________________________________

What do you say I get someone else
to watch the sheep tonight?
_________________________________

(SHEEPISH GIGGLE)
Oh, yeah! (MUTTERS)
_________________________________

Remember, I'm just
a couple of blocks away.

_________________________________

-Yodel-ay-hee-hoo!

-Come on, come on.

_________________________________

Smaller toys up front.

_________________________________
SLINKY: Hey, Woody, come on.

_________________________________

(TOYS TITTERING,
BUZZING, DINGING)
_________________________________

-(SHEEP BLEATING)

-Ahem!
_________________________________

-(SQUEAKS)

-Oh, thanks, Mike.

_________________________________

-(LOUD FEEDBACK)

-Okay... Whoa, whoa. Step back.
_________________________________

-HAMM: For crying out loud.

-Thank you.

_________________________________

(AMPLIFIED BLOWING)
_________________________________

Hello? Check.
That better? Great.
_________________________________

Everybody hear me? Up on the shelf,
can you hear me? Great.
_________________________________

Okay. First item today...
_________________________________

Uh... oh, yeah.
Has everyone picked a moving buddy?
_________________________________

-REX: What?

-Moving buddy? You can't be serious.

_________________________________

I didn't know we were
supposed to have one already.

_________________________________

-Do we have to hold hands?

-(TOYS GIBBERING)
_________________________________

You guys think this is a big joke.
_________________________________

We've only got one week
left before the move.
_________________________________

I don't want any toys left behind.
A moving buddy.
_________________________________

If you don't have one, get one!
_________________________________

All right, next.
Uh, oh, yes.
_________________________________

Tuesday night's plastic corrosion
awareness meeting
_________________________________

was, I think, a big success.
_________________________________

And we wanna thank Mr. Spell
for putting that on for us.
_________________________________

Thank you, Mr. Spell.
_________________________________

ELECTRONIC VOICE: You're welcome.
_________________________________

Okay. Uh, oh, yes.
One, uh, minor note here.
_________________________________

(QUIETLY) Andy's birthday party
has been moved to today.
_________________________________

-Wait a minute here!
-(TOYS COMPLAINING)
_________________________________

What do you mean the party's today?
His birthday's not 'til next week!
_________________________________

What's goin' on down there?
Is his mom losin' her marbles?
_________________________________

Well, obviously she wanted to
have the party before the move.

_________________________________

I'm not worried.
You shouldn't be worried.
_________________________________

Of course Woody ain't worried. He's
been Andy's favorite since kindergarten.
_________________________________

Hey, hey.
Come on, Potato Head.

_________________________________

If Woody says it's all right, then,
well, darn it, it's good enough for me.
_________________________________

Woody has never
steered us wrong before.

_________________________________

Come on, guys. Every Christmas
and birthday we go through this.
_________________________________

But what if Andy gets
another dinosaur, a mean one?
_________________________________

I just don't think I could take
that kind of rejection!
_________________________________

Hey, listen,
no one's getting replaced.
_________________________________

This is Andy
we're talking about.
_________________________________

It doesn't matter
how much we're played with.
_________________________________

(CHIRPING)
_________________________________

What matters is that we're here
for Andy when he needs us.
_________________________________

That's what we're made for, right?
_________________________________

Pardon me. I hate to break up the staff
meeting, but... they're here!
_________________________________

Birthday guests at three o'clock!
_________________________________

-Stay calm, everyone!

-(AGITATED GIBBERING)

_________________________________
Hey!
_________________________________

-Uh, meeting adjourned.
-(CREAKING)

_________________________________

Ho, boy! Will you take a look
at all those presents?
_________________________________

I can't see a thing.

_________________________________

Yes, sir, we're next month's
garage sale fodder for sure.

_________________________________

-Any dinosaur-shaped ones?

-Oh, for crying out loud.

_________________________________

-They're all in boxes, you idiot.

-REX: They're getting bigger.

_________________________________

Wait, there's a nice
little one over there.

_________________________________

CHILD: Hi!
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
MR. SPELL: Spell, trash can.

REX: We're doomed!
_________________________________

All right! All right!
_________________________________

If I send out the troops,
will you all calm down?
_________________________________

-Yes! Yes! We promise!

-Okay! Save your batteries.

_________________________________

Very good, Woody.
That's using the old noodle.

_________________________________

Sergeant, establish
a recon post downstairs. Code Red!
_________________________________

-You know what to do.

-Yes, sir!
_________________________________

All right, men.
You heard him. Code Red!
_________________________________

Repeat, we are at Code Red.
Recon plan Charlie. Execute!
_________________________________

Let's move!
Move, move, move, move!
_________________________________

(DOOR CREAKING)
_________________________________

(CHILDREN SHOUTING)
_________________________________

-(CHILD CHATTERING)

-CHILDREN: Yeah!
_________________________________

(CHATTERING,
SHOUTING CONTINUE)
_________________________________
ANDY'S MOM: Okay, come on, kids.

_________________________________

Everyone in the living room.
It's almost time for the presents.

_________________________________

(KIDS SHOUTING,
CHATTERING EXCITEDLY)
_________________________________

(SHOUTING,
CHATTERING CONTINUE)
_________________________________
HAMM:

All right, gangway, gangway.

_________________________________

And this is how we find out
_________________________________

-what is in those presents.

-(ROBOT HUMMING)
_________________________________

(KIDS CHATTERING, SHOUTING)
_________________________________
ANDY'S MOM: Okay, who's hungry?

_________________________________

Here come the chips!
_________________________________

I've got Cool Ranch
and barbecue! Ow!
_________________________________

What in the world... Oh!
_________________________________

-I thought I told him to pick these up.

-(ICE CLINKING IN GLASSES)
_________________________________

Shouldn't they be there by now?
What's taking them so long?
_________________________________

Hey, these guys are professionals.
They're the best.

_________________________________

Come on!
They're not lying down on the job.

_________________________________

(MOANING)
_________________________________

G-G-Go on without me!
J-Just go!
_________________________________

A good soldier never
leaves a man behind.

_________________________________

(KIDS SHOUTING, CHATTERING)
_________________________________

ANDY'S MOM:
Okay, everybody, come on.
_________________________________
(BOYS SHOUTING)

_________________________________

Everybody settle down.
Now, kids. Everybody...

_________________________________

You sit in a circle. No, Andy.
Andy, you sit in the middle there.

_________________________________

Good. And... Which present
are you gonna open first?
_________________________________

(CHATTERING CONTINUES)
_________________________________

CHILD: Mine!
SARGE: There they are.

_________________________________

SOLDIER ON MONITOR: Come in,
Mother Bird. This is Alpha Bravo.
_________________________________

-This is it! This is it! Quiet, quiet!

-Come in, Mother Bird.
_________________________________

All right, Andy's opening
the first present now.
_________________________________

Mrs. Potato Head! Mrs. Potato Head!
Mrs. Potato Head!
_________________________________

Hey, I can dream, can't I?
_________________________________

The bow's coming off.
He's ripping the wrapping paper.
_________________________________

It's a... It's...
It's a... a lunch box.
_________________________________

-We've got a lunch box here.

A lunch box?
_________________________________

-Lunch box?

-For lunch. (LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Okay, second present.
It appears to be...
_________________________________

-Okay, it's bed sheets.

-Who invited that kid?
_________________________________

(KIDS SHOUTING, CHATTERING)
_________________________________

Oh! Only one left.

_________________________________

-Okay, we're on the last present now.

-Last present!
_________________________________

It's a big one. It's a...
_________________________________

-It's a board game! Repeat, Battleship!

-Whew!
_________________________________

-(ALL CHEERING)

-HAMM: Hallelujah!
_________________________________

-Yeah! All right!

-Hey, watch it!
_________________________________

Sorry there, old spud head.

_________________________________

Mission accomplished. Well done, men.
Pack it up. We're goin' home.
_________________________________

So did I tell ya? Huh?
Nothin' to worry about.

_________________________________

I knew you were right all along, Woody.
Never doubted ya for a second.
_________________________________

Wait a minute. Oh!
_________________________________

-What do we have here?

-Wait! Turn that thing back on!
_________________________________

Come in, Mother Bird!
Come in, Mother Bird!
_________________________________

Mom has pulled a surprise
present from the closet.
_________________________________

Andy's opening it.
He's really excited about this one.

_________________________________

-Mom, what is it? (GASPS)

-SARGE: It's a huge package.

_________________________________

Oh, get outta the... One of the kids
is in the way. I can't see.

_________________________________

-It's a...

-KIDS TOGETHER: Wow!
_________________________________

-(STATIC)

-It's a what? What is it?
_________________________________

-(MR. POTATO HEAD SCREAMS)

-Oh, no!
_________________________________

Oh, ya big lizard!
_________________________________

-Now we'll never know what it is!

-Way to go, Rex!
_________________________________

No, no! Turn 'em around!
Turn 'em around!
_________________________________

He's puttin' 'em in backwa...
Here, you're puttin' 'em in backwards!
_________________________________

Plus is positive, minus is negative!
Oh, let me! (GRUNTING)
_________________________________

-ANDY: Let's go to my room, guys!

-(BOYS SHOUTING)
_________________________________

Red alert! Red alert!
Andy is coming upstairs!
_________________________________

-(GRUNTS) There!

-SOLDIER: Juvenile intrusion!

_________________________________
Repeat, resume
your positions now!
_________________________________

Andy's coming! Everybody,
back to your places! Hurry!
_________________________________
HAMM: Get to your places!

Get to your places!
_________________________________

(REX SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Where's my ear? Who's seen my ear?
Did you see my ear?
_________________________________

Out of my way! Here I come!
Here I come! (GROANS)
_________________________________

(BOYS SHOUTING)
_________________________________

(BOYS SHOUTING)
_________________________________
ANDY: Hey, look,

its lasers light up. Take that, Zurg!
_________________________________

Quick, make a space.
This is where the spaceship lands.

_________________________________

And he does it like that.
And he does a karate chop action!
_________________________________
ANDY'S MOM: Come on down, guys!

It's time for games!
_________________________________

-We've got prizes!

-(KIDS CHATTERING)
_________________________________

-What is it?

-Can you see it?
_________________________________

-What the heck is up there?

-Woody, who's up there with ya?
_________________________________

-(COUGHING)

-SLINKY: Woody?
_________________________________

-What are you doing under the bed?

-Uh, nothin'. Uh, nothin'.

_________________________________

I'm sure Andy was just
a little excited, that's all.

_________________________________

Too much cake and ice cream,
I suppose. It's just a mistake!
_________________________________

Well, that mistake is sitting
in your spot, Woody. (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

-(GASPS) Have you been replaced?

-What did I tell you earlier?
_________________________________

No one is getting replaced.

_________________________________

Now, let's all be polite and give
whatever it is up there
_________________________________

a nice, big
Andy's-room welcome.

_________________________________

(GULPS)
_________________________________

(HEAVY BREATHING)
_________________________________

-(BUZZES)

-Buzz Lightyear to Star Command.

_________________________________

Come in, Star Command.

_________________________________

-(BUZZES)

-Star Command, come in.

_________________________________

Do you read me?
_________________________________

Why don't they answer?
(GASPS) My ship!
_________________________________

Blast! This'll take weeks to repair.
_________________________________

Buzz Lightyear mission log,
stardate 4-0-7-2.

_________________________________

My ship has run off course
en route to sector 12.

_________________________________

I've crash-landed
on a strange planet.

_________________________________

The impact must've awoken me
from hypersleep.

_________________________________

Terrain seems a bit unstable.

_________________________________

No readout yet
if the air is breathable.

_________________________________

And there seems to be no sign
of intelligent life anywhere.

_________________________________
-Hello!

-(KARATE YELL)
_________________________________

(SCREAMS) Whoa! H-Hey!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
_________________________________

-Did I frighten you? Didn't mean to.
-(BUZZING)

_________________________________

-Sorry. Howdy. My name is Woody.

-(BUZZING CONTINUES)
_________________________________

And this is Andy's room.
That's all I wanted to say.

_________________________________

And also, there has been
a bit of a mix-up.

_________________________________

This is my spot, see,
the bed here.

_________________________________

Local law enforcement.
It's about time you got here.

_________________________________

I'm Buzz Lightyear, Space Ranger,
Universe Protection Unit.

_________________________________

My ship has crash-landed here
by mistake.

_________________________________

Yes, it is a mistake because,
you see, the bed here is my spot.

_________________________________

I need to repair
my turbo boosters.

_________________________________

Do you people still use fossil fuel, or
have you discovered crystallic fusion?
_________________________________

-Well, let's see. We got double-A's.

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

Watch yourself!
Halt! Who goes there?
_________________________________

Don't shoot!
It's okay. Friends.

_________________________________

-Do you know these life-forms?

-Yes! They're Andy's toys.

_________________________________

All right, everyone,
you're clear to come up.

_________________________________

I am Buzz Lightyear.
I come in peace.

_________________________________

Oh, I'm so glad
you're not a dinosaur!
_________________________________

Wh-why, thank you!
_________________________________

Now, thank you all
for your kind welcome!
_________________________________

-Say, what's that button do?

-I'll show you.

_________________________________
VOICE BOX:

Buzz Lightyear to the rescue!
_________________________________

TOYS: Oh!
_________________________________

Hey, Woody's got something like that.
His is a pull string.

_________________________________

-Only it's...

-Only it sounds like a car ran over it.

_________________________________
HAMM: Oh, yeah, but not like this.

This is a quality sound system.

_________________________________

Probably all copper wiring, huh?
_________________________________

So, uh, where you from?
Singapore? Hong Kong?
_________________________________

Well, no. Actually, I-I'm stationed up
in the Gamma Quadrant of Sector Four.

_________________________________

As a member of the elite
Universe Protection Unit
_________________________________

of the Space Ranger Corps,
_________________________________

I protect the galaxy
from the threat of invasion
_________________________________

from the evil Emperor Zurg,
sworn enemy of the Galactic Alliance.

_________________________________

Oh, really?
I'm from Playskool.

_________________________________

And I'm from Mattel.
Well, I'm not really from Mattel.

_________________________________

I'm actually from a smaller company that
was purchased in a leveraged buyout.
_________________________________

You'd think they'd never seen
a new toy before.

_________________________________

Well, sure. Look at him.

_________________________________

He's got more gadgets on him
than a Swiss Army knife.

_________________________________

-(BUZZING)

-Ah, ah, ah, ah! Please be careful.

_________________________________

You don't want to be in the way
when my laser goes off.

_________________________________

Hey, a laser! How come
you don't have a laser, Woody?
_________________________________

It's not a laser! It's a...
It's a little light bulb that blinks.

_________________________________

-What's with him?

-Laser envy.

_________________________________

All right, that's enough!
_________________________________

Look, we're all very impressed
with Andy's new toy.

_________________________________

-Toy?

-T-O-Y. Toy!
_________________________________

Excuse me, I think the word
you're searching for is "Space Ranger."
_________________________________

The word I'm searching for I can't say
because there's preschool toys present.

_________________________________

Gettin' kinda tense, aren't ya?
_________________________________

Uh, Mr. Lightyear,
uh, now, I'm curious.

_________________________________

What does a Space Ranger
actually do?
_________________________________

He's not a Space Ranger!
_________________________________

He doesn't fight evil
or, or shoot lasers or fly!
_________________________________

Excuse me.

_________________________________

-TOYS: Ooh!

-Oh, impressive wingspan! Very good!
_________________________________

Oh, what? What?
These are plastic. He can't fly!
_________________________________

They are a terillium-carbonic alloy,
and I can fly.

_________________________________

-No, you can't.

-(SIGHS) Yes, I can.

_________________________________

-You can't.

-Can.

_________________________________

Can't. Can't. Can't!
_________________________________

I tell you, I could fly around
this room with my eyes closed!
_________________________________

-Okay, then, Mr. Light Beer, prove it.

-All right, then, I will.

_________________________________

Stand back, everyone!
_________________________________

(ELECTRONIC HUM)
_________________________________

To infinity and beyond!
_________________________________

(AIRPLANE WHIRRING)
_________________________________

-Can!

-REX: Whoa!
_________________________________

-Oh, wow, you flew magnificently!

-(WHISTLING)
_________________________________

I found my movin' buddy.

_________________________________

Thank you. Th-Thank you all.
Thank you.

_________________________________

That wasn't flying!
That was... falling with style.

_________________________________

Man, the dolls must really
go for you. Can you teach me that?
_________________________________

-(LAUGHING) Golly bob howdy!

-Oh, shut up!
_________________________________

You know, in a couple of days,
_________________________________

everything will be just the way
it was. They'll see.

_________________________________

-(ALL CHATTERING)

-WOODY: They'll see.

_________________________________

I'm still Andy's favorite toy.

_________________________________

I was on top of the world
livin' high

_________________________________
It was right in my pocket

_________________________________
ANDY: (LAUGHING) Whoa!
_________________________________

I was livin' the life

_________________________________
Things were just the way
they should be

_________________________________
When from out of the sky
like a bomb

_________________________________
Comes some little punk
in a rocket
_________________________________

(LASER BUZZING)
_________________________________

Now all of a sudden some
strange things are happening to me
_________________________________

Buzz Lightyear to the rescue!
_________________________________

Strange
_________________________________

Things are happening to me
_________________________________

Strange
_________________________________

Things
_________________________________

Strange things
are happening to me
_________________________________

(LOUD ROAR)
_________________________________

Ain't no doubt about it
_________________________________

I had friends
I had lots of friends
_________________________________

Now all my friends are gone
_________________________________

And I'm doin' the best I can
_________________________________

To carry on
_________________________________

-I had power

-CHORUS: Power
_________________________________

-I was respected

-Respected
_________________________________

But not any more
_________________________________

And I've lost the love of the one
_________________________________

Whom I adore
_________________________________

Let me tell you 'bout it
Strange
_________________________________

Things are happenin' to me
_________________________________

(SLINKY GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Strange
_________________________________

Things
_________________________________

Strange
_________________________________

Things are happenin' to me
_________________________________

Ain't no doubt about it
_________________________________

Strange
_________________________________

Things
_________________________________

Strange
_________________________________

Things
_________________________________

(BIRDS CHIRPING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS) Finally!
_________________________________

(SIGHS) Hey, who's got my hat?
_________________________________

(SQUEAKS) Look, I'm Woody!
Howdy, howdy, howdy!
_________________________________

Ah-ha! Ah-ha, ha, ha!
Gimme that!
_________________________________

Say there, Lizard and Stretchy Dog,
let me show you something.

_________________________________

It looks as though I've been
accepted into your culture.

_________________________________

Your chief, Andy,
inscribed his name on me.

_________________________________

TOGETHER: Wow!
_________________________________

With permanent ink too!
_________________________________

Well, I must get back
to repairing my ship.

_________________________________

Don't let it get to you, Woody.

_________________________________

Uh... let what? I don't, uh...
What do you mean? Who?
_________________________________

I know Andy's
excited about Buzz.

_________________________________

But you know he'll always have
a special place for you.

_________________________________

-Yeah, like the attic. (CHUCKLING)

-All right, that's it!
_________________________________

-(TONAL HUMMING SOUND)

-Hmm. Unidirectional bonding strip.

_________________________________

Mr. Lightyear wants more tape.

_________________________________

(HUMMING) Hmm?
_________________________________

Listen, Light Snack,
you stay away from Andy.

_________________________________

He's mine, and no one
is taking him away from me.

_________________________________

What are you talking about?
_________________________________

-Where's that bonding strip?

-(BEEPING SOUND)
_________________________________

And another thing,
_________________________________

stop with this spaceman thing!
It's getting on my nerves!
_________________________________

Are you saying you wanna lodge
a complaint with Star Command?
_________________________________

Oh-ho, okay! Ooh, well, so you wanna
do it the hard way, huh?
_________________________________

-Don't even think about it, cowboy.

-Oh, yeah, tough guy?
_________________________________

-(MECHANICAL WHOOSH)

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

(CHOKING)
_________________________________

(CHOKING CONTINUES)
_________________________________

(PANTING, SNIFFING)
The air isn't... toxic.

_________________________________

How dare you open a spaceman's
helmet on an uncharted planet!
_________________________________

My eyeballs could've been
sucked from their sockets!
_________________________________

You actually think
you're the Buzz Lightyear?
_________________________________

(LAUGHING) Oh, all this time
I thought it was an act!
_________________________________

Hey, guys, look!
It's the real Buzz Lightyear!
_________________________________

You're mocking me, aren't you?
_________________________________

Oh, no, no. No, no, no, no, no.
Buzz, look, an alien!
_________________________________

-Where?

-(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

-(LAUGHING CONTINUES)

-(SCUD BARKING)
_________________________________

-(BARKING CONTINUES)
-SID: (LAUGHING) Yes!

_________________________________

-Whoa!

-Uh-oh.

_________________________________

It's Sid!
_________________________________

-(TEETH CHATTERING)

-SID: Don't move!
_________________________________

I thought he was at summer camp.

_________________________________

They must've kicked him out
early this year.

_________________________________

-(ROBOT BUZZING)

-REX: Oh, no, not Sid!
_________________________________

-SID: (GRUNTING) Incoming!

-(SCUD BARKING)
_________________________________

-Who is it this time?

-I... I can't... I can't tell.

_________________________________

-Hey, where's Lenny?

-Right here, Woody.

_________________________________

Oh, no, I can't bear to watch
one of these again.

_________________________________
WOODY: Oh, no,

it's a Combat Carl.

_________________________________

What's going on?
_________________________________

Nothing that concerns you spacemen,
just us toys.

_________________________________

I'd better take a look anyway.

_________________________________

(SID SHOUTING)
_________________________________
BUZZ: Why is that soldier

strapped to an explosive device?
_________________________________

That's why, Sid.

_________________________________

-(BARKING)

-Hmm, sure is a hairy fellow.

_________________________________

No, no, that's Scud, you idiot.

_________________________________

-That is Sid.

-(SINISTER LAUGHTER)
_________________________________

-You mean that happy child?

-That ain't no happy child.

_________________________________

He tortures toys, just for fun!
_________________________________

-(BARKING)

-(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Well, then we've got
to do something.

_________________________________

What are you doing?
Get down from there!
_________________________________

-I'm gonna teach that boy a lesson.

-Yeah, sure. You go ahead.

_________________________________

-Melt him with your scary laser.

-(BUZZING)
_________________________________

Be careful with that!
It's extremely dangerous.

_________________________________

He's lighting it!
He's lighting it! Hit the dirt!
_________________________________

(BO PEEP SCREAMS)
_________________________________

-(EXPLOSION)

-Look out!
_________________________________

-(SCUD BARKING)

-Yes! He's gone! He's history!
_________________________________

-(LAUGHING) Whoo!

-I could've stopped him.

_________________________________

Buzz, I would love
to see you try.

_________________________________

Of course, I'd love
to see you as a crater.

_________________________________

-The sooner we move, the better.

-(SID SHOUTING)
_________________________________

Yeah!
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
_________________________________
ANDY: To infinity and beyond!

_________________________________

(IMITATES ROCKET SOUNDS
AND EXPLOSIONS)
_________________________________

All this packing
makes me hungry.

_________________________________

What would you say to dinner
at, oh, Pizza Planet?
_________________________________

Pizza Planet? Oh, cool!
_________________________________
ANDY'S MOM: (LAUGHS) Go wash
your hands, and I'll get Molly ready.

_________________________________

-ANDY: Can I bring some toys?

-You can bring one toy.

_________________________________

-Just one?

-One toy?
_________________________________

-(SIGHS)

-Hmm.

_________________________________

-Will Andy pick me?

-(LIQUID SWISHING)
_________________________________

"Don't count on it"? (GROANS)
_________________________________

(YELLS)
_________________________________

(THUD)
_________________________________

(BUZZ HUMMING)
_________________________________

(HUMMING CONTINUES)
_________________________________

Mmm!
_________________________________

Buzz! Oh, Buzz!
Buzz Lightyear.

_________________________________

(PANTING) Buzz Lightyear,
thank goodness. We've got trouble!
_________________________________

-Trouble? Where?

-Down there. Just down there.

_________________________________

A helpless toy, it's...
it's trapped, Buzz!
_________________________________

Then we've no time to lose.

_________________________________

I don't see anything!
_________________________________

Oh, he's there!
Just, just keep looking!
_________________________________

-What kind of toy... (GASPS)

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

Oh! Whoa, whoa! Oh!
_________________________________

-(SCREAMS)

-TOGETHER: Buzz!
_________________________________

-Buzz!

-(TOYS CHATTERING)
_________________________________
SLINKY: I don't see him

in the driveway.

_________________________________

-I think he bounced into Sid's yard!

-Oh! Buzz!
_________________________________

(HORN HONKING)
_________________________________

Hey, everyone, R.C.'s trying to
say something. What is it, boy?
_________________________________

-He's saying that this was no accident.

-What do you mean?
_________________________________

-I mean Humpty-Dumpty was pushed...

-No!
_________________________________

...by Woody!
_________________________________

-ALL: What?

-Wait a minute.

_________________________________

You don't think I meant to knock Buzz
out the window, do you? Potato Head?
_________________________________

That's Mr. Potato Head to you,
you back-stabbing murderer!
_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-Now, it was an accident, guys.

_________________________________

Come on.
Now, you, you gotta believe me.

_________________________________

We believe ya, Woody.
Right, Rex?
_________________________________

Well, ye... N...
I don't like confrontations!
_________________________________

Where is your honor, dirt bag?
You are an absolute disgrace!
_________________________________

You don't deserve to... Hey!
_________________________________

You couldn't handle Buzz cutting
in on your playtime, could you, Woody?
_________________________________

Didn't wanna face the fact that Buzz
just might be Andy's new favorite toy.

_________________________________

So you got rid of him.

_________________________________

Well, what if Andy starts playing
with me more, Woody, huh?
_________________________________

You gonna knock me
outta the window too?
_________________________________

I don't think we should
give him the chance.

_________________________________
SARGE: There he is, men.
Frag him!

_________________________________

Let's string him up
by his pull string!
_________________________________
HAMM: I got dibs on his hat!
BO PEEP: Would you boys stop it!

_________________________________

Tackle him!
_________________________________

No, no, no! Wait!
I can explain everything!
_________________________________
ANDY: Okay, Mom, be right down.

I've gotta get Buzz.

_________________________________
SARGE: Retreat!

_________________________________

Mom, do you know where Buzz is?
_________________________________

-ANDY'S MOM: No, I haven't seen him.

-Psst!
_________________________________

ANDY'S MOM: Andy,
I'm heading out the door!
_________________________________

But, Mom, I can't find him!
_________________________________

Honey, just grab some other toy.
Now, come on!
_________________________________

Oh, okay.

_________________________________

I couldn't find my Buzz.
I know I left him right there.

_________________________________

Honey, I'm sure he's around.
You'll find him.

_________________________________

(IGNITION STARTS)
_________________________________

(CHITTERING)
_________________________________

It's too short!
We need more monkeys!
_________________________________

There aren't any more!
That's the whole barrel!
_________________________________

Buzz, the monkeys
aren't working!
_________________________________

We're formulating another plan!
Stay calm!
_________________________________

Oh, where could he be?
_________________________________

(SERVICE BELL DINGS)
_________________________________

-Can I help pump the gas?

-Sure! I'll even let you drive.

_________________________________

-Yeah?

-Yeah, when you're 16.

_________________________________

-Yuk, yuk, yuk! Funny, Mom.
-(LAUGHING)

_________________________________

Aw, great. How am I gonna convince
those guys it was an accident?
_________________________________

Buzz!
_________________________________

Buzz! Ha! You're alive!
_________________________________

This is great!
Oh, I'm saved! I'm saved.

_________________________________

Andy'll find you here,
he'll take us back to the room
_________________________________

and then you can tell everyone
that this was all just a big mistake.

_________________________________

Huh? Right?
(PANTING) Buddy?
_________________________________

I just want you to know that even
though you tried to terminate me,
_________________________________

revenge is not an idea
we promote on my planet.

_________________________________

-Oh. Well, that's good.

-But we're not on my planet, are we?

_________________________________
-No. (SCREAMING)
-(BUZZ GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(BUZZ GRUNTING,
SPACESUIT BUZZING, BEEPING)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING, GROANS)
_________________________________

Okay, come on!
_________________________________
WOODY: You want a piece of me?

_________________________________

(YELLS)
_________________________________

(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________

Owww!
_________________________________
VOICE BOX: Buzz, Buzz,

Buzz Lightyear to the rescue.
_________________________________

-Aah-ouch!

-ANDY'S MOM: Next stop.

_________________________________

Pizza Planet! Yeah!
_________________________________

(DOOR SLIDES SHUT,
IGNITION STARTS)
_________________________________

-(DOOR SHUTS)

-(GASPS) Andy!
_________________________________

(PANTING) Wh... Doesn't he realize
that I'm not there?
_________________________________

(LOUD GASP) I'm lost!
_________________________________

(SOBS) Oh, I'm a lost toy!
_________________________________

(SNIFFLING, SOBBING)
_________________________________

Buzz Lightyear mission log.

_________________________________

The local sheriff and I seem to be at
a huge refueling station of some sort.

_________________________________

You!
_________________________________

(TRUCK APPROACHING,
HORN HONKING)
_________________________________

(BRAKES SQUEALING)
_________________________________

(ENGINE IDLING)
_________________________________

-According to my navi-computer, the...

-(GASPS) Shut up!
_________________________________

-Just shut up, you idiot!

-Sheriff, this is no time to panic.

_________________________________

This is the perfect time to panic.
I'm lost. Andy is gone.

_________________________________

They're gonna move from their house
in two days, and it's all your fault!
_________________________________

My... My fault? If you hadn't pushed me
out of the window in the first place...

_________________________________

Oh, yeah?
_________________________________

Well, if you hadn't shown up in your
stupid little cardboard spaceship
_________________________________

and taken away everything
that was important to me...

_________________________________

Don't talk to me
about importance!
_________________________________

Because of you the security
of this entire universe is in jeopardy!
_________________________________

What? What are
you talkin' about?
_________________________________

Right now, poised at
the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg
_________________________________

has been secretly building
a weapon
_________________________________

with the destructive capacity
to annihilate an entire planet!
_________________________________

I alone have information that reveals
this weapon's only weakness.

_________________________________

And you, my friend,
are responsible
_________________________________

for delaying my rendezvous
with Star Command!
_________________________________

You... are... a... toy!
_________________________________

You aren't the real
Buzz Lightyear! You're a...

_________________________________

You're an action figure!
You are a child's plaything!
_________________________________

You are a sad, strange little man,
and you have my pity.

_________________________________

Farewell.

_________________________________

Oh, yeah?
Well, good riddance, ya loony!
_________________________________

-"Rendezvous with Star Command."

-(CAR APPROACHING)

_________________________________
DRIVER: Hey, gas dude!

ATTENDANT: You talkin' to me?
_________________________________

-Yeah, man. Can you help me?

-Pizza Planet? Andy!
_________________________________

Do you know
where Cutting Boulevard is?
_________________________________

Oh, no!
_________________________________

I can't show my face
in that room without Buzz.

_________________________________

-Buzz! Buzz, come back!

-Go away!
_________________________________

No! Buzz, you gotta
come back! I...

_________________________________

-(ENGINE REVVING)

-I found a spaceship!
_________________________________

It's a spaceship, Buzz!
_________________________________

Come on, man, hurry up! Um, like,
the pizzas are getting cold here!
_________________________________

-ATTENDANT: Cutting Boulevard, huh?

-Yeah, yeah. Which way?
_________________________________

Now, you're sure this space freighter
will return to its port of origin
_________________________________

-once it jettisons its food supply?

-Uh-huh.

_________________________________

And when we get there, we'll be able
to find a way to transport you home.

_________________________________

-Well, then, let's climb aboard.

-No, no, no, wait, Buzz! Buzz!
_________________________________

Let's get in the back.
No one will see us there.

_________________________________

Negative. There are no restraining
harnesses in the cargo area.

_________________________________

-We'll be much safer in the cockpit.

-Yeah, bu...

_________________________________

Buzz! Buzz!
_________________________________

DRIVER: That's two lefts
and a right, huh?
_________________________________

-Thanks for the directions, okay?

-Yeah. And remember, kid...

_________________________________

-Buzz!

-(IGNITION STARTS)
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

It's safer in the cockpit
than the cargo bay. What an idiot.

_________________________________

-(TIRES SCREECH)

-(GRUNTS, GROANS)
_________________________________

-(ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ON STEREO)

-(TIRES SQUEALING)
_________________________________

(YELLING, GROANING)
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

(CAR HORN HONKING)
_________________________________

-(BRAKES SCREECH)

-(DOOR SIGNAL BUZZING)
_________________________________

MAN ON PA: Next shuttle lift-off
is scheduled for
_________________________________

-T-minus 30 minutes and counting.

-(JETS HUMMING)
_________________________________

ROBOT: You are clear to enter.
_________________________________

Welcome to Pizza Planet.
_________________________________

WOMAN ON PA:
The white zone is for immediate pizza...
_________________________________

-Sheriff!

-(GRUNTS, GROANS)
_________________________________

There you are.

_________________________________

Now, the entrance is heavily guarded.
We need a way to get inside.

_________________________________

-(COUGHING)

-Great idea, Woody.

_________________________________

I like your thinkin'.

_________________________________

ROBOT: You are clear to enter.
Welcome to Pizza Planet.
_________________________________
BUZZ: Now!

_________________________________

Quickly, Sheriff!
The air lock is closing.

_________________________________

WOMAN ON PA: Jones, party
of five, your shuttle is now boarding...
_________________________________

BOY: Hey, Mom,
can we have some tokens?
_________________________________

Ow! Watch where you're going!
_________________________________

Sorry.

_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

MAN ON PA:
...nine, eight, seven, six,
_________________________________

-five, four, three,

-(CHILDREN SHOUTING)
_________________________________

two, one.
_________________________________

What a spaceport!
Good work, Woody.

_________________________________

(BEEPING, FIRES)
_________________________________

Mom, can I play Black Hole?
Please, please, please?
_________________________________

-Andy!

-Now, we need to find a ship
_________________________________

-that's headed for Sector 12.

-Wait a minute. No, Buzz! This way.

_________________________________

-There's a special ship. I just saw it.

-You mean it has hyperdrive?
_________________________________

Hyperactive hyperdrive.

_________________________________

-(CHATTERING)

-And Astro... turf!
_________________________________

-Where is it? I-I don't see the...

-Come on. That's it.

_________________________________

Spaceship!
_________________________________

All right, Buzz, get ready.
And...

_________________________________

-And the universe explodes!

-Okay, Buzz, when I say go,
_________________________________

we're gonna jump in the basket.
Buzz!
_________________________________

-(GRUNTS) No!

-ANDY: Mom, if I eat all my pizza,
_________________________________

can I have some alien slime?
_________________________________

This cannot be happening to me.

_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(OBJECTS SQUEAKING)
_________________________________

-A stranger.

-From the outside.

_________________________________

-ALIENS TOGETHER: Ooh!

-Greetings. I am Buzz Lightyear.

_________________________________

-I come in peace.

-(ALL GIBBERING)
_________________________________

MAN ON PA: Before your
space journey, re-energize yourself
_________________________________

with a slice of pepperoni,
now boarding at counter three.
_________________________________
BUZZ: This is an

intergalactic emergency.

_________________________________

I need to commandeer
your vessel to Sector 12.

_________________________________

Who's in charge here?
_________________________________
ALIENS: The claw!

_________________________________

The claw is our master.

_________________________________

The claw chooses who will go
and who will stay.

_________________________________

-This is ludicrous. (GASPS)

-Hey, bozo, you got a brain in there?
_________________________________

-(LAUGHING) Take that!

-(BUZZING)
_________________________________

Oh, no! Sid!
_________________________________
-Get down!

-(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

What's gotten into you? I was...

_________________________________

You are the one that decided
to climb into this...

_________________________________

Shh! The claw, it moves.

_________________________________

(ALIENS SQUEAKING)
_________________________________

(SQUEAKS) I have been chosen!
_________________________________

Farewell, my friends.
I go on to a better place.

_________________________________

Gotcha!
_________________________________

A Buzz Lightyear?
No way!
_________________________________

-(COIN CLICKING)

-(ALIEN SQUEAKS)
_________________________________

(SQUEAK)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(CLAW BUZZING)
_________________________________

-SID: Yes!
-(GASPS)
_________________________________

Buzz! No! (GRUNTING)
_________________________________

-Hey!

-(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

-(GRUNTING)

-He has been chosen!
_________________________________

-He must go.

-Hey!

_________________________________
-What are you doing?

-Do not fight the claw.

_________________________________

Stop it! Stop it, you zealots!
_________________________________

All right!
Double prizes!
_________________________________

Let's go home and... play.
_________________________________

(SINISTER CHUCKLE)
_________________________________

(CHATTERS, GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(HUMMING)
_________________________________

Sheriff, I can see
your dwelling from here.

_________________________________

-You're almost home.

-Nirvana is coming.

_________________________________

-The mystic portal awaits.

-Will you be quiet?
_________________________________

You guys don't get it, do you?
_________________________________

Once we go into Sid's house,
we won't be coming out.

_________________________________

-(BARKING)

-Whoa, Scud! Hey, boy!
_________________________________

-Sit! Good boy.

-(GROWLING)
_________________________________

-Hey, I got something for you, boy.

-Freeze!
_________________________________

-(GROWLS, PANTING)

-Ready, set, now!

_________________________________
-(SNARLING)

-(ALIEN SQUEAKING)

_________________________________
Hannah!
Hey, Hannah!
_________________________________

-What?

-Did I get my package in the mail?
_________________________________

-I don't know.

-What do you mean you don't know?

_________________________________
-I don't know!

-(SIGHS)
_________________________________

-Oh, no, Hannah! Look, Janie!

-What? Hey!
_________________________________

-She's sick!

-No, she's not!
_________________________________

I'll have to perform
one of my operations.

_________________________________

-HANNAH: No!

-No, not Sid's room. Not there.

_________________________________

Hey, give her back!
_________________________________

Sid! Sid!
_________________________________

Oh, no, we have
a sick patient here, nurse.

_________________________________

-(BANGING ON DOOR)

-Prepare the OR, stat!
_________________________________

(SINISTER CHUCKLE)
Patient is... prepped.

_________________________________

No one's ever attempted a double
bypass brain transplant before.

_________________________________

Now for the tricky part.
Pliers!
_________________________________

I don't believe that man's
ever been to medical school.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES, IMITATES NURSE)
Doctor, you've done it!
_________________________________

Hannah!
_________________________________

-Janie's all better now.

-(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
HANNAH: Mom! Mom!
SID: She's lying!

_________________________________

Whatever she says,
it's not true!
_________________________________

(DEPARTING FOOTFALLS)
_________________________________

(GASPING, SHUDDERING)
_________________________________

(SHUDDERING)
_________________________________

We are gonna die.
I'm outta here!
_________________________________

Locked.

_________________________________

There's gotta be another way
outta here.

_________________________________

(RUSTLING)
_________________________________

Uh, Buzz?
W-Was that you?
_________________________________

-(TEETH CHATTERING, GASPS)

-(CREAKING)

_________________________________
(RUSTLING)
_________________________________

(CREAKING)
_________________________________

Hey, hi there, little fella.

_________________________________

Come out here.
Do you know a way outta here?

_________________________________
(GASPS, TEETH CHATTERING)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(BOX PLAYS
POP GOES THE WEASEL)
_________________________________

(YELLS, MUTTERING, GIBBERING)
_________________________________

B-B-B-B-Bu... Buzz!
_________________________________

-They're cannibals.

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

-(BUZZES)

-Mayday, mayday.

_________________________________

Come in, Star Command.
Send reinforcements.

_________________________________

-(TEETH CHATTERING)

-Star Command, do you copy?
_________________________________

-(BUZZING)

-I've set my laser from stun to kill.

_________________________________

Aw, great. Great. Yeah, and if anyone
attacks us, we can blink 'em to death.

_________________________________

(RUSTLING)
_________________________________
REX: Hey, you guys,
I think I found him!

_________________________________

-Buzz, is that you?

-(CAT YOWLS)
_________________________________

Whiskers, will you
get outta here!
_________________________________

You're interfering
with the search and rescue!
_________________________________

-(CAR APPROACHING)

-(GASPS) Look, they're home.

_________________________________

Mom, have you seen Woody?
_________________________________

-Where was the last place you left him?

-Right here in the van.

_________________________________

Oh, I'm sure he's there.
You're just not looking hard enough.

_________________________________

He's not here, Mom.
Woody's gone.

_________________________________

(GASPS) Woody's gone?
_________________________________

Yeah, boy, the weasel ran away.

_________________________________

Huh? Huh?
I told you he was guilty.

_________________________________

Who would've though t he was
capable of such atrocities?
_________________________________

Oh, Slink, I hope he's okay.

_________________________________
SID: Oh, a survivor.

Where's the rebel base? Talk!
_________________________________

I can see your will is strong.

_________________________________

Well, we have ways
of making you talk.

_________________________________

(SIZZLING)
_________________________________

Where are your rebel friends now?

(SINISTER CHUCKLE)
_________________________________
SID'S MOM:

Sid, your Pop Tarts are ready!
_________________________________

All right!
_________________________________

-(SIZZLING CONTINUES)

-(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Are you all right?
I'm proud of you, Sheriff.

_________________________________

A lesser man would've talked
under such torture.

_________________________________

I sure hope this isn't permanent.

_________________________________

Still no word from Star Command.
We're not that far from the space port.

_________________________________

The door. It's open!
We're free!
_________________________________

Woody, we don't know what's out there!
_________________________________

I'll tell you wha... (SCREAMS)
_________________________________

They're gonna eat us, Buzz!
Do something quick!
_________________________________

-Shield your eyes.

-(BUZZING)
_________________________________

It's not working. I recharged it
before I left. It should be good for...

_________________________________

You idiot! You're a toy!
Use your karate chop action!
_________________________________

-Get away! Hoo-cha!

-Hey! Hey! How're you doin' that?
_________________________________

-Stop that.

-Back! Back, you savages! Back!

_________________________________
-Woody, stop it!

-Sorry, guys, but dinner's canceled!
_________________________________

There's no place like home!
There's no place like home!
_________________________________

-There's no place like home. (GASPS)

-(SNARLING)

_________________________________
(SNORING)
_________________________________

(MUFFLED YELL, GASPING)
_________________________________

Another stunt like that, cowboy,
you're gonna get us killed.

_________________________________

-Don't tell me what to do.

-Shh!
_________________________________

(SNORING CONTINUES)
_________________________________

(HEAVY BREATHING)
_________________________________
VOICE BOX: Yee-haw!

Giddyap, pardner!
_________________________________

We got to get this wagon train
a-movin'!
_________________________________

(SNARLING)
_________________________________

(GROWLING)
_________________________________

-Split up!

-(SCUD GROWLING)
_________________________________

(SNIFFING)
_________________________________

(SNARLING) Hmm?
_________________________________

(GROWLING)
_________________________________

(SNORING)
_________________________________

(SNARLS, PANTING)
_________________________________

MAN: Calling Buzz Lightyear.
Come in, Buzz Lightyear.
_________________________________

-This is Star Command.

-Star Command!
_________________________________

-Buzz Lightyear, do you read me?

-BOY: Buzz Lightyear responding.
_________________________________

Read you loud and clear.
_________________________________

MAN: Buzz Lightyear,
planet Earth needs your help.
_________________________________

BOY: On the way!

CHORUS: Buzz Lightyear!
_________________________________

ANNOUNCER: The world's
greatest superhero!
_________________________________

Now the world's greatest toy!

_________________________________
Buzz has it all!
Locking wrist communicator!
_________________________________

-BOY: Calling Buzz Lightyear!

-Karate chop action!
_________________________________

-BOY: Wow!

-Pulsating laser light!
_________________________________

-BOY: Total annihilation!

-Multi-phrase voice simulator!
_________________________________
VOICE BOX: There's a secret mission

in uncharted space.
_________________________________
VOICE BOX: There's a secret mission

in uncharted space.
_________________________________

And best of all,
high pressure space wings!
_________________________________

-To infinity and beyond!

-ANNOUNCER 2: Not a flying toy.
_________________________________

ANNOUNCER 1: Get your
Buzz Lightyear action figure
_________________________________

-and save a galaxy near you!

-CHORUS: Buzz Lightyear!
_________________________________

Available at all Al's Toy Barn outlets
in the tri-county area.
_________________________________

SPORTSCASTER:
And welcome back to the
_________________________________

Point Richmond
Bowling Championship.
_________________________________

(SPORTSCASTER CONTINUES)
_________________________________

Out among the stars I sail
_________________________________

Way beyond the moon
_________________________________

In my silver ship I sailed
_________________________________

To a dream
that ended too soon
_________________________________

Now I know exactly
_________________________________

Who I am and what I'm here for
_________________________________

-(CHIRPING)

-WOODY'S VOICE: You are a toy!
_________________________________

You can't fly!
_________________________________

And I will go sailing
_________________________________

No more
_________________________________

But no, it can't be true
_________________________________

I could fly if I wanted to
_________________________________

Like a bird in the sky
_________________________________

If I believed I could fly
_________________________________

Why, I'd fly
_________________________________

To infinity and beyond!
_________________________________

Clearly, I
_________________________________

Will go sailing
_________________________________

No more

_________________________________
Mom! Mom, have you seen
my Sally doll?
_________________________________

(CLICK)
_________________________________

SID'S MOM: What, dear?
What was that?
_________________________________

Never mind!
_________________________________

(RATTLING)
_________________________________

Oof! Oof! (GROANS)
_________________________________

Buzz, the coast is clear.
Buzz, where are you?
_________________________________
BUZZ'S VOICE BOX: There's a secret

mission in uncharted space. Let's go.
_________________________________

HANNAH: Really?
That is so interesting.

_________________________________

Would you like some tea,
Mrs. Nesbitt?

_________________________________
(GASPS) Buzz!
_________________________________

It's so nice you could join us
on such late notice.

_________________________________

-Oh, no!

-What a lovely hat, Mrs. Nesbitt.

_________________________________

It goes quite well with your head.

_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT,
IMITATING MOTHER) Hannah!
_________________________________

Oh, Hannah!
_________________________________

Mom? Please excuse me, ladies.

_________________________________

I'll be right back.

_________________________________

What is it, Mom?
Mom, where are you?
_________________________________

Buzz. Hey.
Buzz, are you okay?
_________________________________

Gone!
(SNIFFLES) It's all gone.

_________________________________

All of it's gone.
Bye-bye. Whoo-whoo. See ya.

_________________________________

What happened to you?
_________________________________

One minute you're defending
the whole galaxy.

_________________________________

And suddenly you find yourself
suckin' down Darjeeling with
_________________________________

Marie Antoinette
and her little sister.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

I think you've had
enough tea for today.

_________________________________

Let's get you outta here, Buzz.

_________________________________

Don't you get it?
You see the hat?
_________________________________

-I am Mrs. Nesbitt! Ha-ha-ha-ha!

-Snap out of it, Buzz!
_________________________________

(HYSTERICAL CHUCKLING,
SQUEAKS)
_________________________________

I-I-I-I'm sorry. I...
You're right.

_________________________________

I am just a little depressed.
That's all.

_________________________________

I can get through this.

_________________________________

-Oh, I'm a sham!

-Shh!
_________________________________

-Look at me.

-Quiet, Buzz.

_________________________________

I can't even fly out of a window.

_________________________________

The hat looked good?
Tell me the hat looked good.

_________________________________

-The apron is a bit much.

-"Out the window"!
_________________________________

Buzz, you're a genius!
_________________________________

-(CRYING)

-Come on, come on. This way.

_________________________________

Years of academy, training, wasted!
_________________________________

Ha, ha. B-3.

_________________________________

-Miss! G-6.

-Oh!
_________________________________

-You sunk it. Are you peeking?

-Heh, heh!
_________________________________

Oh, quit your whinin' and pay up.
No, no, not the ear.

_________________________________

-Give me the nose. Come on.

-How about three out of five?
_________________________________

(STRAINING) Hey, guys! Guys! Hey!
_________________________________

-Son of a building block. It's Woody.

-He's in the psycho's bedroom.

_________________________________

-Ha, ha! Hi!

-Everyone! It's Woody!
_________________________________

-Woody?

-You're kidding!
_________________________________

-Woody?

-Ha! We're gonna get outta here, Buzz.

_________________________________

Buzz?
_________________________________

(IMITATING AIRPLANE)
_________________________________

(SPUTTERING, CRASHING)
_________________________________

-Hey, look!

-Woody!
_________________________________

Oh, boy, am I glad
to see you guys.

_________________________________

-I knew you'd come back, Woody.

-What are you doin' over there?
_________________________________

It's a long story, Bo.
I'll explain later.

_________________________________

Here! Catch this!
_________________________________
BO PEEP: Ha!

_________________________________

-Whoa! I've got it, Woody.

-He got it, Woody.

_________________________________

Good goin', Slink. Now just,
just tie it on to somethin'.

_________________________________

Wait, wait, wait, wait. I got
a better idea. How 'bout we don't?
_________________________________

-Hey!

-Potato Head.

_________________________________

Did you all take stupid pills
this morning?
_________________________________

Have you forgotten
what he did to Buzz?
_________________________________

And now you wanna let him
back over here?
_________________________________

No! No, no, no, no, no! You got it...
You got it all wrong, Potato Head.

_________________________________

Buzz is fine. Buzz is right here.
He's with me!
_________________________________

-You are a liar!

-No, I'm not. Buzz, come over here.

_________________________________

Tell the nice toys that you're...
that you're not dead.

_________________________________

(GASPS, SPUTTERS) Just a sec!
_________________________________

Buzz, will you get up here
and give me a hand?
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING) That's very funny, Buzz.

_________________________________

-This is serious!

-REX: Hey, Woody! Where'd ya go?
_________________________________
MR. POTATO HEAD: He's lying.

Buzz ain't there.

_________________________________

Oh! Hi, Buzz!
_________________________________

Why don't you say hello
to the guys over there?
_________________________________

(AS BUZZ) Hiya, fellas!
To infinity and beyond!
_________________________________

Hey, look! It's Buzz!
_________________________________

Hey, Buzz, let's show the guys
our new secret best friends handshake.

_________________________________

Give me five, man!
_________________________________

Something's screwy here.

_________________________________

So you see we're friends now, guys.
Aren't we, Buzz?
_________________________________

(AS BUZZ) You bet.
Give me a hug.

_________________________________

Ho-ho! Boy, I love you too.

_________________________________

See? It is Buzz.

_________________________________

-Now give back the lights, Potato Head.

-Wait just a minute.

_________________________________

-What are you tryin' to pull?

-Nothing!
_________________________________

-(SCREAMING)

-(GROUP MURMURING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS, RETCHES)
_________________________________

-Oh, that is disgusting.

-Murderer!
_________________________________

-No! No, no, no, no, no!

-You murdering dog!
_________________________________

-It's not what you think. I swear!

-Save it for the jury.

_________________________________

I hope Sid pulls
your voice box out, ya creep.

_________________________________

No, no! No, no!
Don't leave! Don't leave!
_________________________________

Ya gotta help us, please! You don't
know what it's like over here!
_________________________________

Come on.
Let's get outta here.

_________________________________

Go back to your lives, citizens.
Show's over.

_________________________________
WOODY: Come back! Slink!

_________________________________

Slink! Please!
Please! Listen to me!
_________________________________

No! No! Come back!
_________________________________

Slinky!
_________________________________

(THUNDER RUMBLING)
_________________________________

(THUMPING, CLATTERING)
_________________________________

Buzz! Go away!
_________________________________

You disgusting freaks!
Aaah!
_________________________________

All right, back!
Back, you cannibals! Aah! Oof!
_________________________________

He is still alive, and you're
not gonna get him, you monsters!
_________________________________

What are you doin'?
_________________________________

Hey. Hey, they fixed you.

_________________________________

But-But they're cannibals.

_________________________________

We saw them eat
those other toys.

_________________________________

(QUACKS)
_________________________________

Uh, sorry. I-I-I thought
that you were gonna...

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) You know,
you know, eat my friend.

_________________________________
WOODY: Hey, no, no, wait, hey!

_________________________________

-What's wrong?

-SID'S MOM: Sid?
_________________________________
SID: Not now, Mom!

I'm busy!
_________________________________

-Sid! Buzz, come on!

-SID'S MOM: You left that door open.

_________________________________

Get up! Use your legs! Fine!
Let Sid trash you! But don't blame me!

_________________________________
It came!
It finally came!
_________________________________

Ha, ha!
_________________________________

"The Big One."
_________________________________

"Extremely dangerous.

_________________________________

"Keep out of reach of children."
_________________________________

Cool!
What am I gonna blow?
_________________________________

Man. Hey, where's
that wimpy cowboy doll?
_________________________________

(BUZZ BUZZING)
_________________________________

Yes. I've always wanted
to put a spaceman into orbit.

_________________________________

-(TAPE UNREELING)

-SID: Heh, heh.

_________________________________

Now. Yes.

_________________________________

(SINISTER CHUCKLE)
_________________________________

-(THUNDERCLAP)

-Oh, no!
_________________________________

(THUNDER RUMBLING)
_________________________________

Oh, man!
_________________________________

Sid Phillips reporting.

_________________________________

Launch of the shuttle
has been delayed
_________________________________

due to adverse weather
conditions at the launch site.

_________________________________

Tomorrow's forecast, sunny.

_________________________________

(SINISTER CHUCKLE)
Sweet dreams.

_________________________________

(FOOTFALLS APPROACHING)
_________________________________
ANDY'S MOM: I looked everywhere,
honey, but all I could find was your hat.

_________________________________

But what if we
leave them behind?
_________________________________

Oh, don't worry, honey.

_________________________________

I'm sure we'll find Woody and Buzz
before we leave tomorrow.

_________________________________

(DOOR CREAKS, CLOSES)
_________________________________
REX: (GASPS) I need air!

_________________________________

Will you quit movin' around?
_________________________________

I'm sorry. It's just that I get...
I get so nervous before I travel.

_________________________________

How did I get stuck
with you as a moving buddy?
_________________________________

Everyone else was picked.

_________________________________

(SNORING)
_________________________________
BO PEEP: Oh, Woody.

_________________________________

If only you could see
how much Andy misses you.

_________________________________

(THUNDER RUMBLING)
_________________________________

(SNORING)
_________________________________

(STRAINING)
_________________________________

Psst. Psst! Hey, Buzz!
_________________________________

Hey. Get over here and see if
you can get this toolbox off me.

_________________________________

Oh, come on, Buzz, I...

_________________________________

Buzz, I can't do this without you.
I need your help.

_________________________________

I can't help.
I can't help anyone.

_________________________________

Why, sure you can, Buzz.
You can get me outta here.

_________________________________

Then I'll get that rocket off you, and
we'll make a break for Andy's house.

_________________________________

Andy's house, Sid's house.
What's the difference?
_________________________________

Oh, Buzz. You've had a big fall.
You must not be thinking clearly.

_________________________________

No, Woody. For the first time
I am thinking clearly.

_________________________________

You were right all along.
I'm not a Space Ranger.

_________________________________

I'm just a toy, a stupid,
little, insignificant toy.

_________________________________

Whoa, hey, wait a minute.

_________________________________

Bein' a toy is a lot better
than bein' a, a Space Ranger.

_________________________________

-Yeah, right.

-No, it is.

_________________________________

Look, over in that house is a kid
who thinks you are the greatest.

_________________________________

And it's not because
you're a Space Ranger, pal.

_________________________________

It's because you're a toy.
You are his toy.

_________________________________

But why would Andy want me?
_________________________________

Why would Andy want you?
Look at you! You're a Buzz Lightyear.

_________________________________

Any other toy would give up
his moving parts just to be you.

_________________________________

You've got wings.
You glow in the dark. You talk!
_________________________________

Your helmet does
that, that, that whoosh thing.

_________________________________

You are a cool toy.

_________________________________

As a matter of fact,
you're too cool.

_________________________________

I mean, I mean, what chance
does a toy like me have
_________________________________

against a Buzz Lightyear
action figure?

_________________________________
All I can do is...

_________________________________
VOICE BOX:

There's a snake in my boots.
_________________________________

Why would Andy ever want
to play with me
_________________________________

when he's got you?
_________________________________

I'm the one that should be
strapped to that rocket.

_________________________________

(BIRDS CHIRPING)
_________________________________

Listen, Buzz, forget about me.

_________________________________

You should get outta here
while you can.

_________________________________

(CHIRPING CONTINUES)
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

(CLATTERING)
_________________________________

Buzz? What are you doin'?
I thought you were...

_________________________________

Come on, sheriff. There's a kid
over in that house who needs us.

_________________________________

Now let's get you out of this thing.
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Yes, sir!
_________________________________

-(STRAINING)

-Come on, Buzz. We can do it.

_________________________________

-(GRUNTS)

-(ENGINE APPROACHING)

_________________________________
Woody, it's the moving van.

_________________________________

We gotta get outta here now.

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Come on, Buzz.

_________________________________

All right. (GRUNTS)
_________________________________

-Hey, I'm out!

-Almost there.

_________________________________

(SPUTTERS)
I want to ride the pony.

_________________________________

-(SNORES)

-Phew.

_________________________________

Woody? Woody?
Are you all right?

_________________________________
I'm fine. I'm okay.

_________________________________

(RINGING)
_________________________________

(RINGING CONTINUES)
_________________________________

(RINGING CONTINUES)
_________________________________

(CLOCK CLATTERS ON FLOOR,
RINGING STOPS)
_________________________________

Oh, yeah!
Time for lift-off! Whoo!

_________________________________
To infinity and beyond!
_________________________________

Whoo-hoo!
_________________________________

(GROWLS, BARKS, SNARLING)
_________________________________

-Aah! Back, back.

-(BARKS, YELPS)
_________________________________

-Down, down!

-(BARKS)
_________________________________

Okay, what do I do?
Come on, Woody. Think.

_________________________________

(TOYS CLATTERING)
_________________________________

Guys!
_________________________________

No, no, no, no! Wait!
Wait. Listen, please.

_________________________________

There's a good toy down there, and he's
gonna be blown to bits in a few minutes.

_________________________________

All because of me.
We gotta save him.

_________________________________

And, uh...
But I need your help.

_________________________________

(TOY CREAKING)
_________________________________

Please. He's my friend.

_________________________________

And he's the only one I've got.

_________________________________

(TAPPING MORSE CODE)
_________________________________

-(TOY TRUMPETING)

-(TAPPING CONTINUES)
_________________________________

Thank you.
Okay, I think I know what to do.

_________________________________

We're gonna have
to break a few rules.

_________________________________

But if it works,
it'll help everybody.

_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

(POUNDING)
_________________________________
SID: Houston to Mission Control.

Come in, Control.

_________________________________

Launch pad is being constructed.

_________________________________

-(GROWLS)

-WOODY: All right, listen up.

_________________________________

I need Pump Boy here,
Ducky here.

_________________________________

-Legs, you're with Ducky.

-(QUACKS)
_________________________________

RollerBob and I don't move
'til we get the signal. Clear?

_________________________________
-(QUACKS)

-Okay. Let's move!

_________________________________
(BARKS)
_________________________________

(BARKING CONTINUES)
_________________________________

(QUACKS)
_________________________________

Wind the frog.

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-(POP GOES THE WEASEL PLAYING)

-(DOG SNARLS)
_________________________________

-(CHITTERS)

-(FROG REVS)

_________________________________
(STRAINING)
_________________________________

(BIRDS CHIRPING)
_________________________________

-Wait for the signal.

-(FROG REVS)
_________________________________

(QUACKS, MUTTERS)
_________________________________

(MUTTERING)
_________________________________

(BLUBBERS)
_________________________________

-(RINGING)

-Go!
_________________________________

-(GROWLS)

-(ENGINE REVVING)

_________________________________
-(BARKS)

-All right, let's go!

_________________________________
HANNAH: I'll get it!
_________________________________

Now!
_________________________________

-I'm coming. I'm coming.

-(RINGING CONTINUES)
_________________________________

-(QUACKS)

-(BARKING CONTINUES)

_________________________________
(BARKING)
_________________________________

-(YELPS)

-Scud!
_________________________________

-(LAUGHING)

-(SNARLS)

_________________________________
-(BARKS)

-Stupid dog.

_________________________________

(BARKING CONTINUES)

_________________________________
Lean back!
_________________________________
SID: Uh, Mission Control, is

the launch pad construction complete?
_________________________________

Uh, roger. Rocket is now
secured to guide wire.

_________________________________

We are currently obtaining
the ignition sticks.

_________________________________

Countdown will commence
momentarily.

_________________________________

-Stand by.

-Let's go.

_________________________________

Hey, Ma! Where are the matches?
Oh, wait. Here they are. Never mind.

_________________________________

Woody! Great!
Help me outta this thing.

_________________________________

-Shh!

-What?
_________________________________

It's okay. Everything's under control.

_________________________________

(WHISPERING) Woody,
what are you doing?
_________________________________

Houston. All systems are go.
Requesting permission to launch...

_________________________________

Hey? How'd you get out here?
_________________________________

Oh, well. You and I
can have a cookout later.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Houston, do we have
permission to launch?
_________________________________

(IMITATING RADIO STATIC)
Uh, roger. Permission granted.

_________________________________

You are confirmed
at "T" minus ten seconds.

_________________________________

And counting.
Ten, nine,

_________________________________
eight, seven, six,
_________________________________

five, four, three, two,
_________________________________

one!
_________________________________
WOODY'S VOICE BOX:

Reach for the sky!
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

This town ain't big enough
for the two of us.
_________________________________

What?
_________________________________

Somebody's poisoned the water hole.
_________________________________

-It's busted.

-Who are you callin' busted, buster?
_________________________________

-(WHIMPERS)

-That's right.

_________________________________
-I'm talking to you, Sid Phillips.

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

We don't like bein' blown up, Sid,
_________________________________

or smashed or ripped apart.
_________________________________

-"We"?

-That's right! Your toys!

_________________________________
Mama!
_________________________________

Mama!
_________________________________

Mama! Mama!
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(SQUEAKS)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Aaah! (GASPS)
_________________________________

Aaah!
_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-Mama!
_________________________________

From now on, you must take
good care of your toys!
_________________________________

Because if you don't,
we'll find out, Sid.
_________________________________

We toys can see everything.
_________________________________

So play nice.

_________________________________

Aaah!
_________________________________

Ha-ha! We did it!
We did it! Ha-ha! Yes!
_________________________________

The toys!
The toys are alive!
_________________________________

N-Nice toy.
Aaah!
_________________________________

-(WHIMPERS)

-What's wrong, Sid?
_________________________________

-Don't you want to play with Sally?

-(SID SOBBING)
_________________________________

Nice work, fellows.
Good job.

_________________________________

Comin' out of the ground, what a touch.
That was a stroke of genius.

_________________________________

Woody.

_________________________________

-Thanks.

-(HORN HONKS)
_________________________________
ANDY'S MOM:

Everybody say, "Bye, house!"
_________________________________

-Woody! The van!

-ANDY: Bye, house.

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

We gotta run! Thanks, guys!
_________________________________

(CAR DOOR SLIDES CLOSED)
_________________________________

(IGNITION STARTING)
_________________________________

-Quick!

-(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(ENGINE REVVING)

_________________________________
Just go. I'll catch up.

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(TRUCK APPROACHING)
_________________________________

BOTH: Aaah!
_________________________________

Come on!
_________________________________

(GROWLS)
_________________________________

-(GRUNTS)

-You can do it, Woody!
_________________________________

(GRUNTS) I got it! Woo-hoo-hoo!
_________________________________

-(SCUD BARKING)

-I made it.

_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Aaah! Get away,
you stupid dog! Down!
_________________________________

-Down! Aah! Aah!

-Hold on, Woody!
_________________________________

(GRUNTS) I can't do it.

_________________________________

-(CLOTH RIPPING)

-Take care of Andy for me!
_________________________________

-No!

-(YELPS)
_________________________________

-Buzz!

-(SNARLING)
_________________________________

(SNARLING, BARKING)
_________________________________

-(GRUNTS)

-(SCUD BARKING)
_________________________________

-Ow!

-Are we there already?
_________________________________

-Woody?

-How did you...?
_________________________________

-How'd he get here?

-Where have you...?
_________________________________

-What happened?

-Ow!
_________________________________

-What's goin' on?

-What's he takin'?
_________________________________

Aha! There you are!
_________________________________

-Hey. What's he doing?

-(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

-Aah!

-He's at it again!
_________________________________

-(BARKS)

-(HORN BEEPING)
_________________________________

-(BARKING)

-(ENGINE REVVING)
_________________________________

Ha, ha, ha!
_________________________________

-Get him!

-Come on!
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(BARKING)
_________________________________

-(ROARS)

-Ah, ah, no, no!
_________________________________

(BARKS)
_________________________________

(BARKS)
_________________________________

No, no, no, no! Wait!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
_________________________________

-(BARKS)

-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
_________________________________

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
(GROANS)
_________________________________

(BARKS, PANTS)
_________________________________

-Pig pile!

-(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Aaah!
_________________________________

(HORN HONKING,
TIRES SCREECHING)
_________________________________

-(BARKING)

-(HORNS HONKING)
_________________________________

WOMAN: Get outta that car!

MAN: Move it!
_________________________________

Whew.

_________________________________

No! Please!
You don't understand!
_________________________________

Buzz is out there.
We gotta help him.

_________________________________

-No!

-Toss him overboard!
_________________________________

No, no, no!
Wait! Aah!
_________________________________

-Hooray!

-So long, Woody!
_________________________________

-(SIGHS)

-(HORN HONKING)

_________________________________
Aah!
_________________________________

Oh! Woody!
_________________________________

-Oh! Well, thanks for the ride.

-Look out!
_________________________________

Aaah!
_________________________________

-Now let's catch up to that truck.

-(BEEPS)
_________________________________

(CHATTERING, LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Guys! Guys! Woody's riding R.C.

_________________________________

-What?

-And Buzz is with him!
_________________________________

-(HORN BEEPING)

-It is Buzz!
_________________________________

Woody was telling the truth.

_________________________________

-What have we done?

-Great! Now I have guilt.

_________________________________

We're almost there!
_________________________________

Rocky, the ramp!
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Look out!
_________________________________

Quick! Hold onto my tail!
_________________________________

-Attaboy, Slink!

-Oh! Woody!
_________________________________

Woody! Speed up!
_________________________________

-Speed up!

-The batteries!
_________________________________

They're runnin' out!
_________________________________
SLINKY:

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
_________________________________

Whoa! Aah!
_________________________________
TIMON AND PUMBAA:

Hakuna Matata
_________________________________

What a wonderful phrase
_________________________________

-(GIGGLES)

-Aaah!
_________________________________

-I can't hold on much longer.

-Slink! Hang on!
_________________________________

-Aaah!

-Ouch!
_________________________________

(MOURNING DOVE COOING)
_________________________________

Great!
_________________________________

Woody! The rocket!
_________________________________

The match! Yes!
_________________________________

Thank you, Sid!
_________________________________

(CAR APPROACHING)
_________________________________

No! No, no! No!
_________________________________

No! Oh, no!
_________________________________

No, no, no, no, no,
_________________________________

no!
_________________________________

(SOBS) No!
_________________________________

-Woody! What are you doing?

-Hold still, Buzz!
_________________________________

-Ha-ha! Ha-ha!

-You did it!
_________________________________

Next stop, Andy!
_________________________________

Wait a minute. I just lit a rocket.
Rockets explode!
_________________________________

(LIPS FLAPPING)
_________________________________

I should have held on longer.

_________________________________

Look! Look! It's Woody
and Buzz comin' up fast!
_________________________________

Woody!
_________________________________
REX: Aah! Take cover!

_________________________________

Aaah! This is the part
where we blow up!
_________________________________

Not today!
_________________________________

(FIREWORKS CRACKLING)
_________________________________

Aaah!
_________________________________

Hey, Buzz!
You're flyin'!
_________________________________

This isn't flying.
This is falling with style.

_________________________________
WOODY: Ha-ha-ha!

_________________________________

To infinity and beyond!
_________________________________

Uh, Buzz, we missed the truck.

_________________________________

We're not aiming for the truck.

_________________________________

(THUDDING)
_________________________________

Hey, wow!
_________________________________

-ANDY'S MOM: What? What is it?

-Woody! Buzz!
_________________________________

Oh, great, you found them.
Where were they?

_________________________________
-Here in the car!

-See?
_________________________________

Now, what'd I tell you?
Right where you left 'em.

_________________________________

(GIGGLES)
_________________________________

-Which one can I open first?

-Let's let Molly open one.

_________________________________
SARGE:
Frankincense, this is Myrrh.

_________________________________

Hey, heads up, everybody.
It's show time.

_________________________________

Whoa! It's time!
_________________________________

Ohh! Oh, Bo.
_________________________________

There's got to be a less painful way
to get my attention.

_________________________________

Merry Christmas, sheriff.

_________________________________

-Say, isn't that mistletoe?

-Mm-hmm.

_________________________________

-Ooh!

-(KISSING SOUNDS, BO GIGGLES)
_________________________________

Maybe Andy will get another dinosaur.
Like a leaf eater.

_________________________________

That way I could play the,
uh, dominant predator.

_________________________________

Quiet, everyone! Quiet!
_________________________________
SARGE: Molly's first present
is Mrs. Potato Head.

_________________________________

Repeat, a Mrs. Potato Head.
_________________________________

Way to go, Idaho!
_________________________________

Gee, I'd better shave.

_________________________________

-(RADIO WHINING)

-SARGE: Come in, Frankincense.
_________________________________

Andy is now opening
his first present.
_________________________________

-It's... (STATIC)

-Buzz. Buzz Lightyear,
_________________________________

-you are not worried, are you?

-SARGE: I can't quite...
_________________________________

-Me? No, no. Pfft.

-SARGE: Make out...
_________________________________

No. No, no, no, no. Mm-mm.

_________________________________
SARGE: A large box... It's-It's-It's...

_________________________________

-Are you?

-(CHUCKLES) Now, Buzz,
_________________________________

what could Andy possibly get
that is worse than you?
_________________________________
ANDY ON MONITOR:

Oh, what is it? What is it?
_________________________________

-(PUPPY BARKING)

-ANDY: Wow! A puppy!
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

_________________________________

(BIRDS CHIRPING)

_________________________________
MOMMA: Henry, it's time.

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

Which one did you say moved?

_________________________________

The one on the left.

_________________________________

(BOTH GASP)

_________________________________

(COOING)

_________________________________

-Aw.

-Aw. (CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

You're a Poppa.

_________________________________

You're a momma.

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

(POPPA CHUCKLING)

_________________________________

-Hmm?

-(LIBBY GIGGLES)

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)

_________________________________

(POPPA CHUCKLING)

_________________________________

-(GASPS) You little sneak.

-(GIGGLES)

_________________________________

Hello, Libby.

_________________________________

-Libby.

-(COOING)

_________________________________

-(EGGS RUSTLING)

-(BOTH GASP)

_________________________________

(BOTH GASP)

_________________________________

Hmm?

_________________________________

(POPPA LAUGHS)

_________________________________

-Hello, Buck.

-(LAUGHING)

_________________________________

He's got your eyes.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Get out of there,

you little prickle bush.

_________________________________

All right, this is gonna be a big one.

_________________________________
POPPA: Hmm?

_________________________________

Hello, Arlo.

_________________________________

(WHIMPERS)

_________________________________

(CHUCKLING)

_________________________________

Come on out.

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

Look at you.

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)

_________________________________

Buck!

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)

_________________________________

Whoa!

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

That's Clawtooth Mountain.

And this is our farm.

_________________________________

And we're all gonna

take care of it together.
_________________________________

_________________________________
(McQUEEN INHALING
AND EXHALING DEEPLY)

_________________________________
McQUEEN: Okay... Here we go. Focus.
_________________________________

Speed. I am speed.
_________________________________

(CARS WHIZZING PAST)
_________________________________

One winner, 42 losers.
_________________________________

I eat losers for breakfast.
_________________________________

(CAR ACCELERATING)
_________________________________

Breakfast.
_________________________________

Wait, maybe I
should have had breakfast.
_________________________________

A little breck-y could be good for me.

No, no, no, stay focused. Speed.
_________________________________

(CARS WHIZZING)
_________________________________

I'm faster than fast. Quicker than quick.
_________________________________

I am lightning!
_________________________________

(POUNDING ON DOOR)
_________________________________
MACK: Hey, Lightning! You ready?
_________________________________

(REAL GONE PLAYING)
_________________________________
McQUEEN: Oh, yeah. Lightning's ready.

_________________________________

(ENGINE REVVING)
_________________________________

(ENGINE REVS)
_________________________________

(CROWD CHEERS)
_________________________________

Ka-chow!
_________________________________

(CARS ZOOMING)
_________________________________

(CARS WHOOSHING)
_________________________________

(BOTH SCREAM)
_________________________________
(ALL CHEER)
_________________________________

Get your antenna balls here!
_________________________________

Go, Lightnin'!
_________________________________

-Whoo!
-You got that right, slick. (WHISTLES)
_________________________________

(AIR WRENCH WHIRRING)
_________________________________

Uh!
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

(ENGINE REVS)

_________________________________
CUTLASS:
Welcome back to the Dinoco 400.
_________________________________
(CROWD CHEERS)
_________________________________

I'm Bob Cutlass, here
with my good friend, Darrell Cartrip.
_________________________________

We're midway through what may

be an historic day for racing.
_________________________________

Bob, my oil pressure's through the roof.
_________________________________

If this gets more exciting, they're

gonna have to tow me outta the booth!
_________________________________

Right, Darrell.

_________________________________
CUTLASS: Three cars are tied
for the season points lead,
_________________________________

heading into the final race of the season.
_________________________________

And the winner of this race will win
the season title and the Piston Cup.
_________________________________

Does The King, Strip Weathers,
_________________________________

have one more victory in him
before retirement?

_________________________________
DARRELL: He's been Dinoco's
golden boy for years!
_________________________________

Can he win them one last Piston Cup?

_________________________________
CUTLASS: And, as always, in the
second place spot we find Chick Hicks.
_________________________________

He's been chasing
that tailfin his entire career.

_________________________________
DARRELL: Chick thought
this was his year.
_________________________________

His chance to finally emerge
from The King's shadow.
_________________________________

But the last thing he expected was...

Lightning McQueen!
_________________________________
CUTLASS: You know, I don't think
anybody expected this.
_________________________________

The rookie sensation
came into the season unknown.
_________________________________

But everyone knows him now.
_________________________________
DARRELL: Will he be the first rookie
to win a Piston Cup and land Dinoco?
_________________________________
CUTLASS: The legend, the runner-up,
and the rookie!
_________________________________

Three cars, one champion!
_________________________________

(BRAKES SCREECHING)
_________________________________

No, you don't.
_________________________________

-(CHUCKLING)

-Hey!
_________________________________

-(TIRES SQUEALING)

-(CROWD BOOING)
_________________________________

What a ride!
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

Go get 'em, McQueen! Go get 'em!
_________________________________
FEMALE: I love you, Lightning!
_________________________________

-Dinoco is all mine.

-(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
DARRELL: Trouble, turn three!

_________________________________
Get through that, McQueen.
_________________________________
CUTLASS:
Hugh crash behind the leaders!
_________________________________

(CROWD GASPS)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(GIGGLING)
_________________________________

-(GRUNTS)

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

(BOTH SCREAMING)
_________________________________
CUTLASS: Wait a second, Darrell.
McQueen is in the wreckage.
_________________________________
DARRELL: There's no way the rookie
can make it through!
_________________________________

Not in one piece, that is.
_________________________________

(EXHALING)
_________________________________

Yeah!
_________________________________

Lightning! Oh!
_________________________________
DARRELL: Look at that!

McQueen made it through!
_________________________________
CUTLASS: A spectacular move

by Lightning McQueen!
_________________________________

Yeah! Ka-chow!
 _________________________________

McQueen! McQueen! McQueen!

McQueen! McQueen! McQueen!
_________________________________

Yeah, McQueen! Ka-chow! (HONKING)

_________________________________
CUTLASS: While everyone

heads into the pits,
_________________________________

McQueen stays out to take the lead!
_________________________________

Don't take me out, coach. I can still race!
_________________________________

(AIR WRENCH WHIRRING)
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING) What do you think?

A thing of beauty.
_________________________________

-McQueen made it!
-HICKS: What?
_________________________________

He's not pitting!
_________________________________

You gotta get me out there!

Let's go! Get me back out there!
_________________________________

McQueen's not going into the pits!
_________________________________
DARRELL: The rookie fired his

crew chief. The third this season!
_________________________________

CUTLASS: Says he likes working alone.
_________________________________
Go, go!
_________________________________

Looks like Chick

got caught up in the pits.
_________________________________

Yeah, after a stop like that,

he's got a lot of ground to make up.
_________________________________

Get ready, boys,

we're coming to the restart!
_________________________________

(CROWD CHEERS)
_________________________________

Come on, come on, come on!
_________________________________

We need tires now! Come on, let's go!

_________________________________
-No, no, no, no! No tires, just gas!
-CHUCK: What?
_________________________________

You need tires, you idiot!
_________________________________
DARRELL: Looks like it's
gas-and-go's for McQueen today.
_________________________________
CUTLASS: Right. No tires again.

_________________________________
DARRELL: That's a short-term gain,
long-term loss,
_________________________________

but it's workin' for him. He obviously
knows somethin' we don't know.
_________________________________

(CARS WHIZZING)
_________________________________
CUTLASS: This is it, Darrell.

_________________________________
One lap to go and Lightning McQueen
has a huge lead.
_________________________________

He's got it in the bag.

Call in the dogs and put out the fire!
_________________________________

We're gonna crown us a new champion!
_________________________________

(CROWD CHEERS AND WHISTLES)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

-Checkered flag, here I come!

-(TIRE BLOWS)
_________________________________
DARRELL: No! McQueen's blown a tire!

_________________________________
CUTLASS: And with only one turn
to go! Can he make it?
_________________________________

-You fool!

-(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
MALE: McQueen's blown a tire!
He's blown a tire!
_________________________________

Go, go, go!
_________________________________

-(GRUNTING)

-(TIRE BLOWS)
_________________________________
DARRELL: He's lost another tire!
_________________________________

-King and Chick come up fast!
-CUTLASS: They're entering turn 3!
_________________________________

Come on. (GRUNTING)
_________________________________

I don't believe what I'm watching, Bob!
_________________________________

Lightning McQueen
is 100 feet from his Piston Cup!
_________________________________

(GASPING)
_________________________________

(GROWLING)
_________________________________
CUTLASS: The King and Chick
rounding turn four.
_________________________________
DARRELL: Down the stretch they come!
And it's, and it's...
_________________________________

-It's too close to call! Too close!

-I don't believe it!
_________________________________

Lightning!

_________________________________
CUTLASS:
The most spectacular, amazing...
_________________________________
DARRELL: I don't believe it!
_________________________________

unequivocally, unbelievable ending
in the history of the world!
_________________________________

-And we don't know who won!

-Look at that!
_________________________________

(TAPE JITTERING)
_________________________________

(SLOW MOTION DRONE)

_________________________________
MALE 1: That's very close to call.
MALE 2: Can we play that again?
_________________________________

Hey, no cameras! Get outta here!
_________________________________

We're here in Victory Lane,

awaiting the results.
_________________________________

McQueen, that was a risky move,
not taking tires.
_________________________________

Tell me about it!
_________________________________

Are you sorry you didn't have
a crew chief out there?
_________________________________

Oh, Kori. There's a lot more to racing
than just winning.
_________________________________

I mean, taking the race by a full lap...

Where's the entertainment in that?
_________________________________

I wanted to give folks a little sizzle.
_________________________________

-Sizzle?

-Am I sorry I don't have a crew chief?
_________________________________

No, I'm not. 'Cause I'm a one-man show.
_________________________________

What? Oh, yeah, right.
_________________________________

That was a confident

Lightning McQueen.
_________________________________

Live from Victory Lane,

I'm Kori Turbowitz.
_________________________________

-Get outta the shot.

-Yo, Chuck.
_________________________________

Chuck, what are you doing?

You're blockin' the camera!
_________________________________

-Everyone wants to see the bolt.

-What?
_________________________________

-Now, back away.

-That's it! Come on, guys.
_________________________________

-Whoa, team! Where are you going?

-We quit, Mr. One-Man Show!
_________________________________

Oh, okay, leave. Fine.
_________________________________

How will I ever find anyone else

who knows how to fill me up with gas?
_________________________________

(CROWD LAUGHS)
_________________________________

-Adiós, Chuck!

-And my name is not Chuck!
_________________________________

Oh, whatever.
_________________________________

Hey, Lightning! Yo! McQueen!
_________________________________

Seriously, that was some

pretty darn nice racin' out there.
_________________________________

-By me!

Oh, yeah.
_________________________________

-Zinger!

-Welcome to the Chick era, baby!
_________________________________

The Piston Cup...

It's mine, dude. It's mine.
_________________________________

Hey, fellas, how do you think

I'd look in Dinoco blue? Dinoco blue!
_________________________________

In your dreams, Thunder.
_________________________________

Yeah, right. Thunder?

What's he talkin' about, "Thunder"?
_________________________________

You know, 'cause thunder

always comes after lightning.
_________________________________

Ka-ping! Ka-pow!
_________________________________

-Who knew about the thunder thing?

-I didn't.
_________________________________

-Give us the bolt!

-That's right.
_________________________________

Right in the lens.
_________________________________

-Show me the bolt, baby!

-Smile, McQueen!
_________________________________

-Show me the bolt, McQueen!

-That's it!
_________________________________

(ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________

(CROWD CHATTERING)
_________________________________

That was one close finish.

You sure made Dinoco proud.
_________________________________

Thank you, King.
_________________________________

Well, Tex, you've been
good to me all these years.
_________________________________

It's the least I could do.
_________________________________

Whatever happens, you're a winner
to me, you old daddy rabbit.
_________________________________

Thanks, dear.

Wouldn't be nothing without you.
_________________________________

Kch-i-ka-chow!
_________________________________

-I'm Mia.

-I'm Tia.
_________________________________

BOTH: We're, like, your biggest fans!
Ka-chow!
_________________________________

I love being me.

_________________________________
-POLICE: Okay, girls, that's it.
-We love you, Lightning!
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Hey, buddy. You're one gutsy racer.
_________________________________

Oh, hey, Mr. The King.
_________________________________

You got more talent in one lug nut
_________________________________

than a lot of cars has got
in their whole body.
_________________________________

-Really? Oh, that...

-But you're stupid.
_________________________________

-Excuse me?

-This ain't a one-man deal, kid.
_________________________________

You need to wise up and get
a good crew chief and a good team.
_________________________________

You ain't gonna win
unless you got good folks behind you,
_________________________________

(VOICE DWINDLING) and you let them
do their job, like they should.
_________________________________

-Like I tell the boys at the shop...

-A good team.
_________________________________

-Yeah...

-(ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________

Ka-chow! Ka-pow!
_________________________________

(CROWD CHEERING)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(CHEERING)
_________________________________

Oh, Lightning!
_________________________________

If you figure that out

you just gonna be okay.
_________________________________

Oh, yeah, that...

That is spectacular advice.
_________________________________

Thank you, Mr. The King.

_________________________________
-(FANFARE)
-CUTLASS: Ladies and gentlemen,
_________________________________

for the first time in Piston Cup history...
_________________________________

(REVVING) A rookie
has won the Piston Cup.
_________________________________

Yes!
_________________________________
CUTLASS: ...we have a three-way tie.
_________________________________

-(CROWD CHEERS)
-(CAMERAS FLASH)
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING) Hey,
that must be really embarrassing.
_________________________________

But I wouldn't worry about it.

Because I didn't do it!
_________________________________
CUTLASS: Piston Cup officials
have determined that a tiebreaker race
_________________________________

between the three leaders

will be held in California in one week.
_________________________________

Well, thank you! Thanks to
all of you out there! Thank you!
_________________________________

(WHISPERING) Hey, first one to

California gets Dinoco all to himself.
_________________________________

No, not me!
No, you rock, and you know that!
_________________________________

Oh, yeah! Whoo!

_________________________________
MALE: Yep! All right! Got it!
_________________________________

"First one to California

gets Dinoco all to himself."
_________________________________

Oh, we'll see who gets there first, Chick.
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

-Hey, kid! Congrats on the tie.

-I don't want to talk about it.
_________________________________

Let's go, Mack. Saddle up.

What'd you do with my trailer?
_________________________________

-I parked it at your sponsor's tent.

-What?
_________________________________

Gotta make your personal appearance.
_________________________________

No. No! No, no, no, no!
_________________________________

Yes, yes, yes! Lightning McQueen here.
_________________________________

And I use Rust-eze Medicated Bumper
Ointment, new rear end formula!
_________________________________

Nothing soothes a rusty bumper
like Rust-eze.
_________________________________

Wow! Look at that shine!
_________________________________

Use Rust-eze and you too
can look like me!
_________________________________

Ka-chow!
_________________________________

(BOTH LAUGHING)
_________________________________

I met this car from Swampscott.
_________________________________

He was so rusty
he didn't even cast a shadow.
_________________________________

-You could see his dirty undercarriage.

-(CROWD LAUGHS)
_________________________________

(GROANING) I hate rusty cars.

This is not good for my image.
_________________________________

They did give you your big break.

Besides, it's in your contract.
_________________________________

Oh, will you stop, please?

Just go get hooked up.
_________________________________

-Winter is a grand old time.

-Of this there are no ifs or buts.

_________________________________
DUSTY: But remember,
all that salt and grime...
_________________________________

Can rust your bolts and freeze your...
_________________________________

Hey, look! There he is!
_________________________________

Our almost champ!
_________________________________

DUSTY: Get your rear end in here.

_________________________________

MALE 2: Lightning McQueen,
you are wicked fast!
_________________________________

-That race was a pisser!

-You were booking!

_________________________________
-McQUEEN: Give me a little room.
-You're my hero!
_________________________________

Yes, I know. (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

"Fred." Fred, thank you.
_________________________________

He knows my name.

He knows my name!
_________________________________

Looking good, Freddie!
_________________________________

Thanks to you, Lightning,

we had a banner year!
_________________________________

We might clear enough

to buy you some headlights.
_________________________________

You saying he doesn't have headlights?
_________________________________

That's what I'm telling ya.

They're stickers!
_________________________________

Well, you know,

racecars don't need headlights,
_________________________________

because the track is always lit.
_________________________________

Yeah, well, so is my brother,
but he still needs headlights.
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(FORCED LAUGHTER)
_________________________________

-Ladies and gentlemen...

-BOTH: Lightning McQueen!

_________________________________
(CRICKETS CHIRPING)

_________________________________
MALE: Free Bird!
_________________________________

You know, the Rust-eze Medicated
Bumper Ointment team
_________________________________

ran a great race today.
_________________________________

And remember, with a little Rust-eze...
_________________________________

(WHISPERING) And an insane
amount of luck,
_________________________________

...you too, can look like me. Ka-chow.
_________________________________

-Hey, kid.

-We love ya.
_________________________________

And we're looking forward

to another great year.
_________________________________

Just like this year!
_________________________________

Not on your life.
_________________________________

-Don't drive like my brother!

-Yeah, don't drive like my brother!
_________________________________

California, here we come!

_________________________________
Dinoco, here we come!
_________________________________

(LIFE IS A HIGHWAY PLAYING)
_________________________________
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
_________________________________

(PHONE RINGING)
_________________________________

(MOANING) Oh... Oh...
Uh, I needed this. Hello?

_________________________________
HARV: Is this Lightning McQueen,
the world's fastest racing machine?
_________________________________

Is this Harv, the world's greatest agent?

_________________________________
HARV: And it is such an honor
to be your agent
_________________________________

that it almost hurts me to take

10% of your winnings.

_________________________________
Merchandising.

And ancillary rights in perpetuity.

_________________________________
Anyway, what a race, champ!

_________________________________
I didn't see it,
but I heard you were great.

_________________________________
Thanks, Harv.

_________________________________
HARV: Listen, they're giving you 20
tickets for the tiebreaker thing in Cali.
_________________________________

I'll pass 'em on to your friends.

Shoot me the names.

_________________________________
-You let Harv rock it for you, baby.

-Right. Friends.
_________________________________

Yes, there's...

_________________________________
HARV: Okay, I get it, Mr. Popular.
_________________________________
So many you can't even narrow it down.

Hey, when you get to town,
_________________________________
you better make time
for your best friend!

_________________________________
Break bread

with your mischpoche here!
_________________________________

That'd be great! We should totally...

_________________________________
HARV: Okay, I gotta jump, kid.
Let me know how it goes. I'm out.
_________________________________

-(DIAL TONE HUMS)

-(SIGHING)
_________________________________

-(MELODIC BEEPING)

-(WHEELS SQUEAKING)
_________________________________
McQUEEN: What? A minivan?

_________________________________

Come on, you're in the slow lane.

_________________________________
This is Lightning McQueen

you're hauling here.

_________________________________
Just stopping off

for a quick breather, kid.
_________________________________

-Old Mack needs a rest.
-Absolutely not.

_________________________________
We're driving all night till we
get to California. We agreed to it.

_________________________________
All night? May I remind you

federal DOT regs state...
_________________________________

Come on, I need to get there

before Chick and hang with Dinoco.
_________________________________
MACK: (GROANS)

All those sleeping trucks.
_________________________________

Hey, kid, I don't know if I can make it.

_________________________________
Oh, sure you can, Mack.
_________________________________

Look, it'll be easy. I'll stay up with you.
_________________________________

-All night?

-All night long.

_________________________________
(SNORING)
_________________________________

(ENGINES SLOWING)
_________________________________

(SNORING)
_________________________________
(BLUBBERING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(SNORING) Uh!
_________________________________

(BLUBBERING)
_________________________________

-(RAP MUSIC PLAYING)

-(ENGINES REVVING)
_________________________________

(SNIFFING) Ah-choo!
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

-Hey, yo, D.J.

-What up?
_________________________________

-We got ourselves a nodder.

-(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

(SONGBIRD PLAYING)
_________________________________

Pretty music. (SNORING)
_________________________________

Yo, Wingo! Lane change, man.
_________________________________

-Right back at ya!

-Yeah!
_________________________________

-Oops! I missed.

-You going on vacation?
_________________________________

(ALL LAUGH)
_________________________________

(SNORING)
_________________________________

(SNORING)
_________________________________

-(CHUCKLING)

-(SNIFFLING)
_________________________________

-Oh, no, Snotrod...

-He's gonna blow!
_________________________________

Ah... Ah... Ah-choo!
_________________________________

Gesundheit!
_________________________________

One should never drive while drowsy.
_________________________________

-(TIRES SQUEALING)

-(HORNS HONKING)
_________________________________

-(HONKING LOUDLY)

-(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

-Uh! Ah!

-(ALL HONKING)
_________________________________

(BREATHING HEAVILY) Mack!
_________________________________

-(GRUNTING)

-(HORNS HONKING)

_________________________________
Mack!
_________________________________

Mack!
_________________________________

Hey, Mack! Mack!
_________________________________

Mack!
_________________________________

Mack, wait for me! (ENGINE REVVING)
_________________________________

(TIRES SQUEALING)
_________________________________

Mack!
_________________________________

(BELL RINGING)
_________________________________

(HORN BELLOWING)
_________________________________

Mack! Mack!
_________________________________

Mack! Mack!
_________________________________

Wait up! (COUGHING) Mack.
_________________________________

Mack! Mack!
_________________________________
You're not Mack.
_________________________________

Mack? I ain't no Mack!

I'm a Peterbilt, for dang sake!
_________________________________
PETERBILT:

Turn on your lights, you moron!
_________________________________

Mack... The Interstate!
_________________________________

(TIRES SQUEALING)
_________________________________

-(ENGINE ROARING)

-Huh?
_________________________________

Not in my town, you don't.
_________________________________

(SIREN WAILING)
_________________________________

Oh, no.
_________________________________

-Oh, maybe he can help me!

-(SHERIFF BACKFIRING)
_________________________________

He's shooting at me!

Why is he shooting at me?
_________________________________

(BACKFIRING)
_________________________________

I haven't gone this fast in years.
_________________________________

(GRUNTING) I'm gonna

blow a gasket or somethin'.
_________________________________

Serpentine! Serpentine, serpentine!
_________________________________

What in the blue blazes?
_________________________________

Crazy hot-rodder.
_________________________________

(SIREN CONTINUES WAILING)
_________________________________

(MY HEART WOULD KNOW PLAYING)
_________________________________

(BUZZING)
_________________________________

(WATER HOSE TURNING ON)
_________________________________

(SNORING)
_________________________________

I'm telling you, man,

every third blink is slower.
_________________________________

The sixties weren't good to you,
were they?
_________________________________

(CAR BACKFIRES)
_________________________________

(SIRENS BLASTING)
_________________________________

What? That's not the Interstate!
_________________________________

-(SHERIFF BACKFIRES)

-Ah! Oh!
_________________________________

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
_________________________________

-(SCREAMING)

-(TIRES SCREECHING)

_________________________________
No, no, no, no, no, no!
_________________________________

Ow!
_________________________________

I'm not the only one seeing this, right?
_________________________________

-Incoming!

-Whoa, man.

_________________________________
-McQUEEN: No!
-Hey!
_________________________________

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
_________________________________

My tires!
_________________________________

-(GRUNTING)

-(GASPING)
_________________________________

-(SCREAMING)

-(GASPING)
_________________________________

-(TIRES SQUEALING)

-(CABLES VIBRATING)

_________________________________
(YELLING)
_________________________________

(SHOUTING)
_________________________________

(McQUEEN SCREAMING)
_________________________________

-(CABLES WHIZZING)

-(STRAINING)
_________________________________

Fly away, Stanley. Be free!

_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________

(SHERIFF BREATHING HEAVILY)
_________________________________

Boy, you're in a heap of trouble.
_________________________________

(SIGHING)
_________________________________

We're live at the Los Angeles
International Speedway
_________________________________

as the first competitor,

Lightning McQueen,
_________________________________

is arriving at the track.

_________________________________
MALE 1: Is it true
he's gonna pose for Cargirl?
_________________________________
MALE 2: What's your strategy?
_________________________________

-(CROWD GASPS)

-(CAMERAS CLICKING)

_________________________________
What? Did I forget

to wipe my mud flaps?
_________________________________

McQueen's driver arrived in California,
but McQueen was missing.

_________________________________
-McQueen was reported missing
-MALE 3: ...to race an unprecedented...
_________________________________
MALE 4: Sponsor stated
they have no idea where he is.
_________________________________

(SPEAKING JAPANESE)
_________________________________

I hope Lightning's okay. I'd hate

to see anything bad happen to him.
_________________________________

I don't know what's harder to find,

McQueen or a chief who'll work with him!
_________________________________

(GERMAN ACCENT) Lightning

McQueen must be found at all costs!
_________________________________

They're all asking the same question,

Where is McQueen?
_________________________________

(GROANING) Oh, boy.
_________________________________

Where am I?
_________________________________

-Mornin', sleepin' beauty!

-Ah!
_________________________________

Boy, I was wonderin'

when you was gonna wake up.
_________________________________

Take whatever you want!

Just don't hurt me!
_________________________________

A parking boot?

Why do I have a parking boot on?

_________________________________
-What's going on here? Please!
-MATER: (CHUCKLING) You're funny.
_________________________________

I like you already. My name's Mater.
_________________________________

Mater?
_________________________________

Yeah, like "tuh-mater,"

but without the "tuh".
_________________________________

-What's your name?

-You don't know my name?

_________________________________
Uh...
_________________________________

No, I know your name.

Is your name Mater too?
_________________________________

What?
_________________________________
Look, I need to get to California
as fast as possible. Where am I?
_________________________________

Where are you? Shoot!
_________________________________

You're in Radiator Springs.
_________________________________

The cutest little town

in Carburetor County.
_________________________________
McQUEEN: Oh, great. Just great!
_________________________________
MATER: Well, if you think that's great,

you should see the rest of the town.
_________________________________

You know,
I'd love to see the rest of the town!
_________________________________

So if you could just open the gate,

take this boot off,
_________________________________

you and me, we go cruisin',

check out the local scene...
_________________________________

-Dad-gum!

-How'd that be, Tuhmater?

_________________________________
-Cool!
-SHERIFF: Mater!
_________________________________

What did I tell you

about talkin' to the accused?
_________________________________

To not to.
_________________________________

Well, quit your yappin' and tow this
delinquent road hazard to traffic court.
_________________________________

Well, we'll talk later, Mater.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING) "Later, Mater."

That's funny!
_________________________________

Ah!
_________________________________
SHERIFF: The Radiator Springs

Traffic Court will come to order!
_________________________________

Hey, you scratched my paint!

I oughta take a blowtorch to you, man!
_________________________________

You broke-a the road!
You a very bad car!

_________________________________
FILLMORE: Fascist!
SARGE: Commie!
_________________________________

Officer, talk to me, babe.

How long is this gonna take?
_________________________________

I gotta get to California, pronto.
_________________________________

Where's your lawyer?
_________________________________

(SCOFFS) I don't know. Tahiti maybe.

He's got a timeshare there.
_________________________________

When a defendant has no lawyer,

the court will assign one to him. Hey!
_________________________________
Anyone want to be his lawyer?
_________________________________

Shoot, I'll do it, Sheriff!
_________________________________

All rise!
The Honorable Doc Hudson presiding.
_________________________________

Show-off.
_________________________________

-May Doc have mercy on your soul.
-(DOOR BANGING)

_________________________________
-(GASPING)
-HUDSON: All right,
_________________________________

I wanna know who's responsible
for wreckin' my town, Sheriff.
_________________________________

I want his hood on a platter!
_________________________________

I'm gonna put him in jail till he rots!
No, check that.
_________________________________

I'm gonna put him in jail

till the jail rots on top of him,
_________________________________

and then I'm gonna move him
to a new jail and let that jail rot.
_________________________________
I'm...
_________________________________

Throw him out of here, Sheriff.
_________________________________

I want him out of my courtroom.

I want him out of our town!
_________________________________

-Case dismissed.
-Yes!
_________________________________

Boy, I'm purty good

at this lawyerin' stuff.
_________________________________

Sorry I'm late, Your Honor!
_________________________________

Holy Porsche!
She's gotta be from my attorney's office.
_________________________________

Hey, thanks for comin', but we're all set.
_________________________________

He's letting me go.
_________________________________
He's letting you go?
_________________________________

Yeah, your job's pretty easy today.
_________________________________

All you have to do now is stand there
and let me look at you.
_________________________________

Listen, I'm gonna cut to the chase.

Me, you, dinner. Pi-cha-kow!

_________________________________
-What the? Ow! Oh!
-McQUEEN: Ka-chow!
_________________________________

Please! (SIGHS)
_________________________________
I know. I get that reaction a lot.
_________________________________

I create feelings in others that

they themselves don't understand.
_________________________________

-(REVVING)
-Agh! Ow!
_________________________________

Oh, I'm sorry. Did I scare you?
_________________________________

A little bit, but I'll be all right.
_________________________________

Okay. I'm gonna go talk to the judge.
_________________________________

Do what you gotta do, baby.

But listen. Be careful.
_________________________________

Folks around here are not firing on
all cylinders, if you know what I mean.
_________________________________

Ka-ching!
_________________________________

Ah!
_________________________________

I'll keep that in mind.
_________________________________

-Hey there, Mater.
-Howdy, Sally.
_________________________________

-Hi, folks!
-ALL: Good morning!
_________________________________

You know her?
_________________________________

She's the town attorney and my fiancée.
_________________________________

What?
_________________________________

Nah, I'm just kiddin'.

She just likes me for my body.
_________________________________

You look great. You do something
different with your side view mirrors?
_________________________________

What do you want, Sally?
_________________________________

(SIGHING) Come on, make this guy
fix the road. The town needs this.
_________________________________

No. I know his type. Racecar.
_________________________________
That's the last thing this town needs.
_________________________________

Okay, I didn't want to have to do this,
Doc, but you leave me no choice.
_________________________________

Fellow citizens, you're all aware

of our town's proud history.
_________________________________

Here she goes again.
_________________________________

Radiator Springs, the glorious jewel
_________________________________

strung on the necklace

of Route 66, the mother road!
_________________________________

It is our job and our pleasure

to take care of the travelers
_________________________________

on our stretch of that road.
_________________________________
Travelers? What travelers?
_________________________________

Ignore him.
_________________________________

But how, I ask you,

are we to care for those travelers
_________________________________

if there is no road for them to drive on?
_________________________________

-Luigi, what do you have at your store?

-Tires.
_________________________________

And if no one can get to you?
_________________________________

I won't sell any tires.

I will lose everything!
_________________________________

-Flo, what do you have at your store?

-I have gas.
_________________________________
-Lotsa gas!

-Okay, boys, stay with me.
_________________________________

And, Flo, what'll happen if no one
can come to your station to buy gas?
_________________________________

I'll go outta business and

we'll have to leave town.
_________________________________

What's gonna happen if Flo

leaves town and closes her station?
_________________________________

-ALL: Without gas, we're done for!
-What?
_________________________________

Don't you think the car responsible
should fix our road?
_________________________________

The only guy strong enough

to fix that road is Big Al!
_________________________________

Lizzie, Big Al left like, 15 years ago.
_________________________________

Then why are you bringing

him up, you lemon?
_________________________________

Oh, he can do it.
He's got the horsepower.
_________________________________

So, what do you want him to do?
_________________________________

ALL: Fix the road!
_________________________________

-Because we are a town worth fixing!
-Yeah!
_________________________________

(ALL CHEER)
_________________________________

(HONKING) Order in the court!
_________________________________

Seems like my mind

has been changed for me.
_________________________________

-ALL: Yeah!
-No!
_________________________________
FILLMORE: Nice ruling.

_________________________________

Oh, I am so not taking you to dinner.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING) That's okay, Stickers.
You can take Bessie.
_________________________________

Man, you get to work with Bessie!
_________________________________

I'd give my left two lug nuts

for somethin' like that.
_________________________________

Bessie? Who's Bessie?
_________________________________

(GURGLING)
_________________________________

This here is Bessie,

finest road-pavin' machine ever built.
_________________________________

I'm hereby sentencing you

to community service.
_________________________________

You're gonna fix the road

under my supervision.
_________________________________

What? This place is crazy!
_________________________________

I know this may be a bad time right now,
_________________________________

but you owe me $32,000 in legal fees.
_________________________________

What?
_________________________________

We're gonna hitch you up to Bessie,

and you're gonna pull her nice.
_________________________________

You gotta be kidding me.
_________________________________

You start there where the road begins.
_________________________________

You finish down there

where the road ends.
_________________________________
MATER: Holy shoot!

_________________________________

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

How long is this gonna take?
_________________________________

Well, fella does it right,

should take him about five days.
_________________________________

Five days?
_________________________________

But I should be in California

schmoozing Dinoco right now!
_________________________________

Then if I were you,

I'd quit yappin' and start workin'!
_________________________________

-Hook him up, Mater.
-Okay-dokey.
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(TIRES SQUEALING)
_________________________________

(ENGINE REVVING)
_________________________________
McQUEEN: Freedom!
_________________________________

Maybe I should've

hooked him up to Bessie...
_________________________________

And then... Then took the boot off.
_________________________________

Whoo-hoo!
_________________________________

Goodbye, Radiator Springs,

and goodbye, Bessie!
_________________________________

California, here I come! Yeah!
_________________________________

Oh, feel that wind.
_________________________________

Yes!
_________________________________

(SPUTTERING)
_________________________________

No. No, no, no.
_________________________________

No, no, no, no, no. Outta gas?
_________________________________

How can I be outta gas?
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING) Boy, we ain't
as dumb as you think we are.
_________________________________

(STUTTERING) But how did,
how did you...
_________________________________

We siphoned your gas

while you were passed out.
_________________________________

-Ka-chow.

-Ow, ow, ow, ow.
_________________________________

-Gentlemen.

-Sheriff.
_________________________________

Hey, Sheriff.
_________________________________

-Why here?

-Sono sempre stati qui.

_________________________________
-They were better before.

-Stai sempre a parlare.

_________________________________
-Guido!

-Red, can you move over?
_________________________________

I want to get a look at that sexy hot rod.
_________________________________

You know, I used to be
a purty good whistler.
_________________________________

I can't do it now, of course,

on account of sometimes
_________________________________

I get fluid built up in my engine block,
_________________________________

but Doc said he's gonna fix it.

He can fix about anything.
_________________________________

That's why we made him the judge.
_________________________________

Boy, you shoulda heard me on
Giddy-up, Oom Papa Mow Mow.
_________________________________

Now, I'm not one to brag
_________________________________

but people come purty far

to see me get low on the "Mow-Mow".
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

-Aw, man, that's just great!
-Hey, what's wrong?
_________________________________

My lucky sticker's all dirty.
_________________________________

Ah, that ain't nothin'. I'll clean it for ya.
_________________________________

(SNORTING)
_________________________________
(HACKING)
_________________________________

No, no, no!
_________________________________

That won't be necessary.

_________________________________
McQUEEN: Hey! Hey, big fella!
Yeah, you in the red!
_________________________________

I could use a little hose down.

Help me wash this off.
_________________________________

Where's he goin'?
_________________________________

Oh, he's a little bit shy, and
he hates you for killin' his flowers.
_________________________________

I shouldn't put up with this.
_________________________________

I'm a precision instrument

of speed and aerodynamics.
_________________________________

-You hurt your what?

-I'm a very famous racecar!

_________________________________
You are a famous racecar?

A real racecar?
_________________________________

Yes, I'm a real racecar.

What do you think? Look at me.
_________________________________

I have followed racing my entire life.
My whole life!
_________________________________

Then you know who I am.

I'm Lightning McQueen.
_________________________________

-Lightning McQueen?

-Yes! Yes!
_________________________________

I must scream it to the world!
_________________________________

My excitement from the top
of someplace very high!
_________________________________

-Do you know many Ferraris?

-No, no, no, no, no.
_________________________________

They race on the European circuit.

I'm in the Piston Cup!

_________________________________
-McQUEEN: What?
-Luigi follow only the Ferraris.
_________________________________

Is that what I think it is?
_________________________________
SALLY: Customers.

_________________________________

Customers!
Customers, everyone! Customers!

_________________________________
-SALLY: Okay!
-Customers?
_________________________________
SALLY: Been a long time.

Remember what we rehearsed.
_________________________________

Make sure your
"Open, please come in" signs are out.
_________________________________

You all know what to do.
All right, nobody panics. Here we go!
_________________________________

Van, I just don't see

any on-ramp anywhere.
_________________________________

-Minny, I know exactly where we are.

-Yeah, we're in the middle of nowhere.
_________________________________

-Honey, please.
-SALLY: Hello.
_________________________________

Welcome to Radiator Springs,

gateway to Ornament Valley.
_________________________________

Legendary for its service and hospitality.
_________________________________

How can we help you?
_________________________________

-We don't need anything, thank you.

-Ask for directions to the Interstate.
_________________________________

There's no need to ask for directions.

I know where we're going.
_________________________________

He did the same thing

on our trip to Shakopee.
_________________________________

We were headed over there

for the Crazy Days, and we...
_________________________________

-Okay. Really. We're just peachy, okay?

-What you really need
_________________________________
is the sweet taste

of my homemade, organic fuel.
_________________________________

No, it doesn't agree with my tank.
_________________________________

-Just trying to find the Interstate.

-Good to see you, soldier!
_________________________________

Come on by Sarge's Surplus Hut

for your government surplus needs.
_________________________________

-Honey, surplus!

-We have too much surplus.

_________________________________
I do have a map

over at the Cozy Cone Motel.
_________________________________

And if you stay, we offer a free
Lincoln Continental breakfast.
_________________________________

Honey, she's got a map.
_________________________________

I don't need a map! I have the GPS.
_________________________________
Never need a map again, thank you.
_________________________________

How 'bout somethin' to drink?
_________________________________

Stop at Flo's V-Eight Café.

Finest fuel on Route 66.
_________________________________

No we just topped off.
_________________________________

And if you need tires,

stop by Luigi's Casa Della Tires,
_________________________________

home of the Leaning Tower of Tires.
_________________________________

-We're trying to find the Interstate.

-But you do need a paint job.

_________________________________
Ramone will paint you up right.

Hey, anything you want!
_________________________________

-You know, like a flame job.

-No thanks...
_________________________________

Maybe ghost flames!
_________________________________

You like old school pinstripin'?

Von Dutch style?
_________________________________

(BOTH GASP)
_________________________________

Oh, honey, look. Von Dutch.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING) Okay, no.

We're gonna be going now, okay?
_________________________________

Ow!
_________________________________

(LAUGHS) A little somethin'

to remember us by, okay?
_________________________________

-Okay!

-Come back soon, okay?
_________________________________

I mean, you know where we are!

Tell your friends!
_________________________________
VAN: Okay! Yes. You bet.

_________________________________

Thanks again, folks. Bye-bye now.
_________________________________

Psst! Psst! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
_________________________________

I know how to get to the Interstate!
_________________________________

Do ya?
_________________________________

-Minny, no.

-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
_________________________________

No, not really. But listen.
_________________________________

I'm Lightning McQueen, famous racecar.

I'm being held here against my will.
_________________________________

I need you to call my team,

so they can come rescue me
_________________________________

and get me to California in time for me

to win the Piston Cup. Understand?

_________________________________
-(LOCKS BEEPING)
-McQUEEN: No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
_________________________________

No, it's the truth! I'm telling you!

You gotta help me! Don't leave me here!
_________________________________

I'm in hillbilly hell!

My IQ's dropping by the second!
_________________________________

I'm becoming one of them!
_________________________________

-(McQUEEN ECHOES)

-(SIGHING)
_________________________________

Okay, don't worry.

They know where we are now.
_________________________________

They'll tell friends. You'll see.
_________________________________
MALE DJ: We'll be back
for our Hank Williams marathon...
_________________________________

-That's good.
-...after a Piston Cup update.
_________________________________
KORI: Still no sign
of Lightning McQueen.
_________________________________

Chick arrived in California
_________________________________

and today became the first car

to spend practice time on the track.
_________________________________
HICKS: It's nice to get out here
before the other competitors.
_________________________________

You know, get a head start.

Gives me an edge.

_________________________________
(ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Hoo-hoo-hoo!
_________________________________

Ha-ha!
_________________________________

Yeah!
_________________________________

(CROWD SHOUTING AND CHEERING)
_________________________________

(GIRLS CHATTERING AND GIGGLING)
_________________________________

Hey, McQueen, eat your heart out.
_________________________________

(GASPING) Oh! Let me get this straight.
_________________________________

I can go when this road is done.

That's the deal, right?
_________________________________

-That's what they done did said.

-Okay. Outta my way.
_________________________________

I got a road to finish.
_________________________________

-(GRUNTING)
-(REVVING)
_________________________________

-He's done!
-Done?
_________________________________

-Uh-huh.
-It's only been an hour.
_________________________________

Ah, I'm done. Look, I'm finished.
_________________________________

Say thanks, and I'll be on my way.

That's all you gotta say.
_________________________________
MATER: Whee-hoo!

I'm the first one on the new road!
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

(VIBRATING) It rides purty smooth.
_________________________________

It looks awful!
_________________________________

Well, it matches the rest of the town.
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________
-(BLUBBERING)

-Red.
_________________________________

Who do you think you are?
_________________________________

Look, Doc said when I finish, I could go.
That was the deal.
_________________________________

The deal was you fix the road,

not make it worse.
_________________________________

Now, scrape it off! Start over again.
_________________________________

Hey, look, grandpa, I'm not a bulldozer.
I'm a racecar.
_________________________________

Oh-ho-ho-ho!
_________________________________
Is that right? Then why don't we
just have a little race? Me and you.
_________________________________

What?
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING) Me and you. That a joke?
_________________________________

If you win, you go and I fix the road.
_________________________________

If I win, you do the road my way.
_________________________________

Doc, what're you doin'?
_________________________________

I don't mean to be rude here,
_________________________________

but you probably go zero to sixty in,

like, what? Three-point-five years?
_________________________________

Then I reckon
you ain't got nothin' to worry about.
_________________________________

You know what, old-timer?

That's a wonderful idea. Let's race.
_________________________________
SHERIFF: Gentlemen,
this will be a one-lap race.
_________________________________

You will drive to Willy's Butte,

go around Willy's Butte and come back.
_________________________________

There will be no bumpin',

no cheatin', no spittin',
_________________________________

no bitin', no road rage, no maimin',
_________________________________

no oil slickin', no pushin', no shovin',

no backstabbin', no road-hoggin',
_________________________________

and no lollygaggin'.
_________________________________

Speed. I'm speed.
_________________________________

Float like a Cadillac, sting like a Beemer.
_________________________________

(LUIGI LAUGHS)
_________________________________

My friend Guido, he dream to give
a real racecar a pit stop.
_________________________________

-Peet stop!
-Uh... (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

The race is only one lap, guys.
_________________________________

Uno lappo! Don't need any help.
_________________________________

I work solo mio.
_________________________________
Fine. Race your way.
_________________________________

No pit stoppo. Comprendo?
_________________________________
Okay.
_________________________________
SHERIFF: Gentlemen,
_________________________________

start your engines!
_________________________________

(ENGINE SPUTTERS)
_________________________________

(REVVING FURIOUSLY)
_________________________________

-Hijole! Check that out!
-Whoa.
_________________________________

Great idea, Doc.

Now the road will never get done.
_________________________________

Luigi?
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING) On your mark, get set...
_________________________________

Uno for the money, due for the show,
_________________________________

tre to get ready, and quattro to...
_________________________________

I can't believe it. Go!
_________________________________

(GIGGLING)
_________________________________

(CHEERING)
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

Doc, the flag means go.
_________________________________

Remember the fl... Here we go. Go.
_________________________________

Doc, what are you doing, man?
_________________________________

Oh, dear.
It would seem I'm off to a poor start.
_________________________________

Well, better late than never.

Come on, Mater.
_________________________________

-Might need a little help.
-Uh... Okay.
_________________________________

You got your tow cable?
_________________________________

Well, yeah,
I always got my tow cable. Why?

_________________________________
HUDSON: Oh, just in case.

_________________________________

(YELLING) Ow! Ow! Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
_________________________________

No, no, no, no, no!
_________________________________

-Oh, man!
-Whoa.
_________________________________

-Ow!
-FILLMORE: Bad trip, man.
_________________________________

(REVVING)
_________________________________

Hey! Was that floatin' like a Cadillac
_________________________________

or was that stingin' like a Beemer?
_________________________________

-I'm confused.
-(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
HUDSON: You drive like you fix roads.

_________________________________

Lousy! Have fun fishin', Mater.
_________________________________

(GASPS) Ah!
_________________________________

I'm startin' to think he knowed
you was gonna crash!
_________________________________

Thank you, Mater. Thank you.
_________________________________

I can make a little turn on dirt.
_________________________________

You think?
_________________________________

No. And now I'm a day behind.

I'm never gonna get outta here!
_________________________________

Hey, ése!
You need a new paint job, man!

_________________________________
-McQUEEN: No, thank you.
-How 'bout some organic fuel?
_________________________________
-That freak juice?
-McQUEEN: Pass.
_________________________________

Whoo! Watchin' him
is makin' me thirsty.
_________________________________

Anybody else want somethin' to drink?
_________________________________

Nah, not me, Flo.
_________________________________
I'm on one of them there special diets.
_________________________________

I'm a precisional instrument

of speed and aero-matics.
_________________________________

"You race like you fix roads."
_________________________________

(GRUNTING) I'll show him.
_________________________________

(GRUNTING) I will show him!
_________________________________

-(TAR SPLATTERING)

-Oh, great! I hate it!
_________________________________

-Hate, hate, hate, hate it!

-(CHUCKLES) Music. Sweet music.

_________________________________
Maybe this wasn't such a good idea.
_________________________________
McQUEEN: Radiator Springs,
a happy place!
_________________________________

Okay, Bessie, you think that's funny?
_________________________________

Great! I'm talking to Bessie now!

I'm talking to Bessie!
_________________________________
(MATER LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Wow.
_________________________________
MATER: Mornin', Sally!
_________________________________

Hey, look at this here fancy new road

that Lightnin' McQueen done just made!

_________________________________
SALLY: Yes! Uh, amazing!
_________________________________

Whoa! Oh, yeah! (SIGHING)
_________________________________

Oh, Ramone!
Mama ain't seen you that low in years.
_________________________________

I haven't seen a road like this in years.

_________________________________
-Well, then let's cruise, baby.
-RAMONE: Low and slow.
_________________________________

É bellissima! It's beautiful!
_________________________________

Guido, look, it's-a like
it was paved by angels.
_________________________________

Boy, I tell you what.
_________________________________

I bet even the roads on the moon
ain't this smooth.
_________________________________

Doc, look at this!
_________________________________

Shoulda tossed him into

the cactus a lot sooner, huh?
_________________________________

Well, he ain't finished yet.

Still got a long way to go.
_________________________________

Guido, look at Luigi!
_________________________________

This is fantastico!
_________________________________

That looks like fun!
Mater, I got dibs, next turn!
_________________________________

Hey, Luigi, this new road

makes your place look like a dump.
_________________________________

That crazy old devil woman.
_________________________________

(SIGHS) Oh!
_________________________________

She's right!

_________________________________
-SALLY: Ah!
-Guido!
_________________________________

Huh. That punk actually did a good job.
_________________________________

Well, now, where the heck is he?
_________________________________

Sheriff! Is he makin' another run for it?
_________________________________

No, no. He ran outta asphalt

in the middle of the night,
_________________________________

and asked me if he could
come down here.
_________________________________

All he's tryin' to do

is make that there turn.
_________________________________
McQUEEN: No, no, no, no! Oh, great.
_________________________________

Perfect turns on every track

I've ever raced on.
_________________________________

Sheriff, why don't you go get yourself
a quart of oil at Flo's.
_________________________________

I'll keep an eye on him.
_________________________________

Well, thanks, Doc.

I've been feelin' a quart low.
_________________________________

(ENGINE REVVING)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(SPITTING)
_________________________________

This ain't asphalt, son. This is dirt.
_________________________________

Oh, great. What do you want?

You here to gloat?
_________________________________

You don't have three-wheel brakes,

so you got to pitch it hard,
_________________________________
break it loose and then
just drive it with the throttle.
_________________________________

Give it too much, you'll be

outta the dirt and into the tulips.
_________________________________

So you're a judge,
a doctor and a racing expert.
_________________________________

I'll put it simple.
_________________________________

If you're goin' hard enough left,

you'll find yourself turnin' right.
_________________________________

Oh... Right. That makes perfect sense.

Turn right to go left! Yes! Thank you!
_________________________________

Or should I say, "No, thank you"?
_________________________________

Because in Opposite World,

maybe that really means, "Thank you!"
_________________________________

Crazy grandpa car. What an idiot!
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________
McQUEEN: Turn right to go left.

_________________________________

Hmm...
_________________________________

Whoa!

_________________________________
-McQUEEN: Oh!
-(CAR CRASHING)
_________________________________
-McQUEEN: Ow! Oh, that...
-(CACTUS CRASHING)
_________________________________
McQUEEN: (SCREAMING) Ow!
_________________________________

Turn right to go left.

Guess what? I tried it.
_________________________________

You know what?
This crazy thing happened. I went right!
_________________________________

You keep talkin' to yourself,

people'll think you're crazy.
_________________________________

-Thanks for the tip.

-What? I wasn't talkin' to you!
_________________________________

-Oh, Guido, è bellissimo!

-Che cosa?

_________________________________
-It looks great! This is great!

-Ti piace, eh? Si, si, bellissimo.

_________________________________
-(GRUNTS)
-(PASSES GAS)
_________________________________

Oh, Lord.

_________________________________
-(CHUCKLES)
-SHERIFF: Mater!
_________________________________

I need you to watch the prisoner tonight.
_________________________________

Well, dad-gum! Wait a minute.

What if he tries to run again?
_________________________________

Just let him run outta gas

and tow him on back.
_________________________________

-But keep an eye on him.

-Yes, sir!
_________________________________

(GROANING) Oh...
_________________________________

While I'm stuck here

paving this stinkin' road,
_________________________________

Chick's in California

schmoozing Dinoco.
_________________________________

My Dinoco. Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Who's touching me?
_________________________________

You have a slow leak. Guido, he fix.
_________________________________

You make-a such a nice new road.
_________________________________

You come to my shop.

Luigi take-a good care of you.
_________________________________

Even though you not a Ferrari.
_________________________________

You buy four tires,

I give you a full-a size spare
_________________________________
-absolutely free!

-Look, I get all my tires for free.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING) I like your style, eh?
_________________________________

You drive the hard bargain.
Okay. Luigi make you a new deal.
_________________________________

You buy one tire,

I give you three for free!
_________________________________
FLO: Oh, would you look at that?

_________________________________

Ramone, Ramone!
_________________________________
LUIGI: Then Luigi make you
a new, new deal.
_________________________________
McQUEEN: No, no, no, no.
Deal me out. Pass. No, thank you.
_________________________________

-No, no, no, no. No.

-This is it. My last offer.
_________________________________

You buy one tire, I give you

seven-a snow tires for free!
_________________________________

Done. You interested, you call me.
You know where I am.
_________________________________

(EXHALES DEEPLY)
_________________________________

Ah!
_________________________________

Stop! Let me...
_________________________________

Oh, Red, you missed a spot.

See it right there?

_________________________________
-No! No!
-SALLY: On the hood right there.
_________________________________

Stop, stop! That's cold!
_________________________________

Help! Please! Stop!
_________________________________

(COUGHING)
_________________________________

Thanks, Red.
_________________________________

What was that for?
_________________________________

-Do you wanna stay at the Cozy Cone?

-Huh?
_________________________________

If you do, you gotta be clean.
_________________________________

'Cause even in hillbilly hell

we have standards.
_________________________________

What, I... I don't get it.
_________________________________

I thought I'd say thank you
for doin' a great job.
_________________________________

So I thought I'd let you stay with me.
I mean, not with me!
_________________________________

But there. Not with me there,

but there in your own cozy cone.
_________________________________

-And I'd be in my cone, and it's...

-Wait. Wait, you're being nice to me.
_________________________________

If you want to stay
at the dirty impound, fine.
_________________________________

I understand you criminal types.
_________________________________

No, no, no, no. That's Okay.
_________________________________

Yeah, the Cozy Cone.
_________________________________
SALLY: It's newly refurbished.

_________________________________
McQUEEN: (CHUCKLES) Yeah,
it's like a clever little twist.
_________________________________

The motel's made out of caution cones,

which, of course, cars try to avoid.
_________________________________

But now we're gonna stay in them.
That's funny.
_________________________________

Figure that all out on your own, did you?
_________________________________

Cone number one, if you want.
_________________________________

Oh...
_________________________________

Hey, do I spy a little

pinstriping tattoo back there?
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) That's just a... Oh!
_________________________________

(BOTH CHUCKLE)
_________________________________

Oh, you saw that? Yeah.
Just gonna be going.
_________________________________

Gonna... Yeah.
_________________________________

-You know, I knew this girl Doreen.
-(GASPS)
_________________________________

Good-lookin' girl.
_________________________________

Looked just like a Jaguar,

only she was a truck!
_________________________________

You know, I used to crash into her,

just so I could spoke to her.
_________________________________

-What are you talking about?

-I don't know.
_________________________________

Hey, I know somethin' we can do tonight,

'cause I'm in charge of watchin' you!
_________________________________

No, Mater, I gotta finish this road,

and I have to get out of here.
_________________________________

Well, that's all right,

Mr. I Can't Turn On Dirt.
_________________________________

You probably couldn't handle it anyway.
_________________________________

Whoa, whoa, easy now, Mater.
_________________________________

You know who you're talkin' to?

This is Lightning McQueen.
_________________________________

I can handle anything.
_________________________________

(WHISPERING) I'm not doin' this.
_________________________________

Come on. You'll love it! (CHUCKLES)

_________________________________
MATER: Tractor-tippin's fun.
McQUEEN: This is ridiculous.
_________________________________
-(TRACTORS SNORE)
-MATER: All right, listen.
_________________________________

When I say go, we go.

But don't let Frank catch you. Go!
_________________________________

Whoa! Wait! Who's Frank?
_________________________________
McQUEEN: (WHISPERING) Mater!

_________________________________

Wait, Mater!
_________________________________

Okay, here's what you do.
_________________________________

You just sneak up in front of 'em,
and then honk.
_________________________________

And they do the rest. Watch this.
_________________________________

-(HONKING LOUDLY)

-Oh!
_________________________________

Oh... Oh! Oh... (MOOING)
_________________________________

-(GAS SLOSHING)
-(BACKFIRING)
_________________________________

(LAUGHING LOUDLY)
_________________________________

I swear, tractors is so dumb!
_________________________________

I tell you what, buddy,

it don't get much better than this.
_________________________________

Yep, you're livin' the dream, Mater boy.
_________________________________

-(HONKING)

-Oh!
_________________________________

Oh! Oh... (MOOING)
_________________________________

-(GAS SLOSHING)
-(BACKFIRING)
_________________________________

(LAUGHING) I don't care who you are,
that's funny right there.
_________________________________

Oh, your turn, bud.
_________________________________

Mater, I can't. I don't even have a horn.
_________________________________

-Baby.

-I'm not a baby.
_________________________________

(CLUCKING)
_________________________________

Fine. Stop! Stop, okay?

All right. I'll do something.
_________________________________

(SNORING)
_________________________________

-(REVVING ENGINE)

-Oh!
_________________________________

(ALL EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________
(ALL MOOING)
_________________________________

(ALL GURGLING)
_________________________________

(ALL BACKFIRING)
_________________________________
(BOTH LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(ANGRY MOOING)
_________________________________

(MOOING)
_________________________________

That's Frank.
_________________________________

(BELLOWING ANGRILY)
_________________________________

(SHOUTING)
_________________________________

(MOOING)
_________________________________

(ENGINE REVVING)
_________________________________

(MATER LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Run!

_________________________________
-MATER: Here he comes, look out!
-(BELLOWING)
_________________________________

(LAUGHING) Whoa!
_________________________________

(MATER SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Run! He's gonna get ya!
_________________________________

(MATER LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Oh! Customers!
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

Ah, no, no, no.
_________________________________

Oof! Oh!
_________________________________
MATER: Tomorrow night we can
go look for the ghostlight!
_________________________________
McQUEEN: I can't wait, Mater.
_________________________________
MATER: Oh, yeah, I'm tellin' ya!
_________________________________

Oh, boy, you gotta admit that was fun!
_________________________________

Oh, yeah... Yeah.
_________________________________

Well, we better get you

back to the impound lot.
_________________________________

You know, actually,
Sally's gonna let me stay at the motel.
_________________________________

Oh...
_________________________________
-Gettin' cozy at the Cone, is we?

-Oh, come... No. No, are you kidding?
_________________________________

Besides, she can't stand me.

And I don't like her, to be honest.
_________________________________

Yeah, you probably right.
_________________________________

Hey, look, there's Miss Sally!
_________________________________

-Where, where?

-(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

-You're in love with Miss Sally.

-No, I'm not.
_________________________________
MATER: Yes, you do.
McQUEEN: No way.
_________________________________
-MATER: Way.
-Come on, look...
_________________________________

(SINGSONG)
You're in love with Miss Sally!

_________________________________
Real mature.
_________________________________

-You're in love!

-Real grown up.
_________________________________

-You love her. You love her.

-Wait...
_________________________________

You love her! You love her. You love her.
_________________________________

All right. Okay. Mater, enough!
_________________________________

-Will you stop that?

-Stop what?
_________________________________

Driving backwards. It's creeping me out.

You're gonna wreck.
_________________________________

Wreck? Shoot!

I'm the world's best backwards driver!
_________________________________

You just watch this right here, lover boy.
_________________________________
(WHOOPING)

_________________________________
McQUEEN: What are you doing?
Watch out! Look out!
_________________________________

Mater? Mater!
_________________________________

-Mater!

-(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Hey, take it easy, Mater!
_________________________________

(SCREAMING HAPPILY)
_________________________________

Oof!
_________________________________

(BLUBBERING) Yee-hee!
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING) He's nuts.
_________________________________

No need to watch where I'm goin'.
_________________________________

Just need to know where I've been.
_________________________________

Whoa, that was incredible!

How'd you do that?
_________________________________

Rearview mirrors. We'll get you some,

and I'll teach you if you want.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING) Yeah,

maybe I'll use it in my big race.
_________________________________

What's so important
about this race of yours, anyway?
_________________________________

It's not just a race.

We're talking about the Piston Cup!
_________________________________

I've been dreaming about it
my whole life!
_________________________________

I'll be the first rookie in history
ever to win it.
_________________________________

And when I do,

we're talkin' big new sponsor,
_________________________________

with private helicopters.
_________________________________

No more medicated bumper ointment.

No more rusty old cars.
_________________________________

What's wrong with rusty old cars?
_________________________________

Well, I don't mean you, Mater.

I mean other old cars. You know?
_________________________________

-Not like you. I like you.

-Nah, it's okay, buddy.
_________________________________

Hey, you think maybe one day I can
get a ride in one of them helicopters?
_________________________________

I mean, I've always wanted to ride

in one of them fancy helicopters.
_________________________________

-Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure, sure.

-You mean it?
_________________________________

Oh, yeah. Anything you say.
_________________________________

I knew it. I knowed I made a good choice!
_________________________________

In what?
_________________________________

My best friend.
_________________________________

See you tomorrow, buddy!
_________________________________

(SINGSONG) McQueen and Sally

parked beneath a tree,
_________________________________

K-I-S-somethin'-somethin'-somethin'-T!
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(REVVING ENGINE)

Whoa, whoa, whoa.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

Number one. Number one...

Ah, number one!
_________________________________

-Ah, this is nice.

-Hey, Stickers.
_________________________________

(BOTH SCREAM)
_________________________________

-I'm sorry.

-You scared me. You gotta be careful.
_________________________________

I scared myself scaring you scaring me.
_________________________________

-I mean, I wasn't like scared scared.

-No, of course not. No.
_________________________________

-I was more...

-I overheard you talkin' to Mater.
_________________________________

When? Just now?

What, what did, what did you hear?
_________________________________

Something about a helicopter ride.
_________________________________

Oh, yeah. Yeah, he got
a kick out of that, didn't he?

_________________________________
-Did you mean it?
-McQUEEN: What?
_________________________________

-That you'll get him a ride.

-Oh, who knows?
_________________________________

First things first. I gotta get outta here
and make the race.
_________________________________

Uh-huh.
_________________________________

You know... Mater trusts you.
_________________________________

Yeah, okay.
_________________________________

-Did you mean that?

-What?
_________________________________

Was it just a "Yeah, okay,"
_________________________________

or (HESITANTLY) "Yeah, okay"
or (STUTTERS) "Yeah, okay?"
_________________________________

Look, I'm exhausted.

It's kinda been a long day.
_________________________________

Yeah, okay. Good night.
_________________________________

(GROANS) Oh...
_________________________________

Hey, thank you.
_________________________________

What did you just say?
_________________________________

You know,

thanks for lettin' me stay here.
_________________________________

It's nice to be out of the impound,

and this is... It's great.
_________________________________

Newly refurbished, right?
_________________________________

Yeah.

_________________________________
-McQUEEN: Good night.
-Good night.
_________________________________

Hmm.
_________________________________

(REVEILLE PLAYING)
_________________________________

(STAR SPANGLED BANNER PLAYING)
_________________________________

Will you turn that disrespectful junk off?
_________________________________

Respect the classics, man. It's Hendrix!
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

(BREATHING RAPIDLY)
_________________________________

(MUTTERING)
_________________________________

(FAST-PACED ELECTRONIC
MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________

Ah!
_________________________________

-(MOOING LOUDLY)

-(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

No!
_________________________________

(YELLING LOUDLY)
_________________________________

(MOOING)
_________________________________

-No! (GASPING)

-(ALARM BEEPING)
_________________________________

I gotta get outta here!
_________________________________

Hey, have you seen the Sheriff?

Oh! Oh, my gosh.

_________________________________
-Hey, what are you doin'?
-SHERIFF: Get a good peek, city boy?
_________________________________

(STUTTERING) I just need
my daily gas ration from the Sheriff.
_________________________________

Wait for him at Flo's. Get outta here.
_________________________________

I've been trying
to get outta here for three days!

_________________________________
SHERIFF: Hope you enjoyed the show!
_________________________________
(LOUD CLATTERING)
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

Whoa, Doc.
_________________________________

Time to clean out the garage, buddy,
come on.

_________________________________

McQUEEN: What?
_________________________________

He has a Piston Cup?
_________________________________

Oh, my gosh.
_________________________________

McQUEEN: Three Piston Cups?
_________________________________

-HUDSON: Sign says stay out.
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
McQUEEN: You have three
Piston Cups. How could you have...
_________________________________

I knew you couldn't drive.

I didn't know you couldn't read.
_________________________________

You're the Hudson Hornet!
_________________________________

Wait at Flo's, like I told ya!
_________________________________

Of course.
I can't believe I didn't see it before.
_________________________________

You're The Fabulous Hudson Hornet!
_________________________________

You used to hold the record for
most wins in a season. Oh, we gotta talk.
_________________________________

You gotta show me your tricks. Please.
_________________________________

I tried that.
_________________________________

You won three times!

Look at those trophies!
_________________________________

You look.
All I see is a bunch of empty cups.
_________________________________

(COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________

You know, some automotive yoga

could really lower your RPMs, man.
_________________________________

Oh, take a car wash, hippie.
_________________________________

Yeah, look at my husband, y'all!

Whoo! That's your color!

_________________________________
-RAMONE: Yellow, baby.
-Mmm. You smokin' hot!
_________________________________

There he is.
_________________________________

Oh, my gosh!

Did you know Doc is a famous racecar?
_________________________________
(ALL LAUGHING)
_________________________________

-Doc? Our Doc?

-Not Doc Hudson.
_________________________________

No, no, no, no, it's true!

He's a real racing legend.
_________________________________

He's The Fabulous Hudson Hornet!
_________________________________

Fabulous? I never seen Doc

drive more than 20 miles an hour.
_________________________________

I mean, have you ever seen him race?
_________________________________

No, but I wish I could have.

They say he was amazing!
_________________________________

He won three Piston Cups!
_________________________________

He did what in his cup?
_________________________________

I think the heat's

startin' to get to the boy!
_________________________________

Well, I'll say! Look how red he is.
_________________________________
RAMONE: I think he needs
a new coat of poly, man.
_________________________________
-MATER: Are you sick, buddy?
-You are looking' peaked.
_________________________________

He needs a new coat of poly for sure!
_________________________________

(GAS BELL RINGS)
_________________________________
-SHERIFF: Hey! What are you doin'?
-It's okay. You can trust me, right?
_________________________________

I trust you, all right.

It's him I'm worried about.
_________________________________

Hmm... I trust him.

_________________________________
-SALLY: Come on, let's take a drive.
-A drive?
_________________________________

Yeah, a drive.
_________________________________

Don't you big city racecars

ever just take a drive?
_________________________________

Ah... No. No, we don't.
_________________________________

(GAS PUMP STOPS)
_________________________________

Hey, Stickers! You comin' or what?
_________________________________
FLO: Mmm-hmm!
_________________________________

-And you thought he was gonna run.

-Hey, can you believe it, man?
_________________________________

He actually thought

Doc was a famous racecar!
_________________________________

(LAUGHING) That's so too much!
_________________________________

Okay, you got me out here.

Where are we goin'?
_________________________________

I don't know.
_________________________________

Whoa! Yes.
_________________________________

-(SPUTTERING)

-(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Oh! Ah-ha-ha!
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST)
_________________________________

(SALLY CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

-(GRUNTS)

-(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

(SPUTTERING)
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Oh!
_________________________________

(SPITTING)
_________________________________
McQUEEN: Wow. What is this place?

_________________________________

Wheel Well.
_________________________________

Used to be the most popular stop
on the mother road.
_________________________________

This place?
_________________________________

(HORNS BEEPING)
_________________________________
SALLY: (SIGHING) Yeah, imagine.
_________________________________

Oh, imagine
what it must have been like to stay here.
_________________________________

You know, I don't get you.
_________________________________

How does a Porsche
wind up in a place like this?
_________________________________

Well, it's really pretty simple. I was...
_________________________________

...an attorney in LA
livin' life in the fast lane, and...
_________________________________

Oh, you were, were you? Were you rich?
_________________________________

-What?

-Just clues to the puzzle.
_________________________________

Yeah, okay. Well, that was my life.
_________________________________

And you know what?
_________________________________

It never felt happy.
_________________________________

Yeah. I mean, really?
_________________________________

Yeah. So I left California.
_________________________________

Just drove and drove
and finally broke down right here.
_________________________________

Doc fixed me up, Flo took me in.
_________________________________

Well, they all did. And I never left.
_________________________________

Yeah. You know, I understand.
_________________________________

You need a little R and R.

Recharge the old batteries.
_________________________________

But, you know, after a while,

why didn't you go back?
_________________________________

(INHALING HEAVILY) I fell in love.
_________________________________

-Oh.

-Yep.
_________________________________

-Corvette?

-No.
_________________________________

I fell in love with this.
_________________________________

Whoa. Look at that.

_________________________________
McQUEEN: Look, they're drivin' right by.
_________________________________

They don't even know

what they're missing!
_________________________________
SALLY: Well, it didn't
used to be that way.
_________________________________

Oh, yeah?
_________________________________

Yeah. Forty years ago,
that Interstate down there didn't exist.
_________________________________

Really?
_________________________________
SALLY: Yeah. Back then,

_________________________________

cars came across the country

a whole different way.
_________________________________

How do you mean?
_________________________________

The road didn't cut through the land
like that Interstate.
_________________________________

It moved with the land, you know?

It rose, it fell, it curved.

_________________________________
MALE 1: Mornin'!
MALE 2: Nice day, huh?
_________________________________

Cars didn't drive on it
to make great time.
_________________________________

They drove on it to have a great time.
_________________________________

(OUR TOWN PLAYING)

_________________________________

Well, what happened?
_________________________________

The town got bypassed

just to save 10 minutes of driving.
_________________________________

McQUEEN: How great
would it have been
_________________________________

to see this place in its heyday!
_________________________________

Oh, I can't tell you
how many times I've dreamed of that.
_________________________________

But one of these days
we'll find a way to get it back on the map.
_________________________________

Yeah. Hey, listen, thanks for the drive.
_________________________________

I had a great time.
_________________________________

It's kinda nice to slow down

every once in a while.
_________________________________

You're welcome.
_________________________________
Hey, listen, listen! If anybody asks you,
_________________________________
we was out smashin' mailboxes, okay?
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING) Wha... What?
_________________________________

(RUMBLING)
_________________________________

(MOOING)
_________________________________

Oh, man, the paint's still wet!
_________________________________

-(HONKING LOUDLY)

-(MOOING)
_________________________________

No, no, no, no! Get out of the store!
_________________________________

Hey! Don't eat the radial!

Here, take-a the snow tires.

_________________________________
SHERIFF: Mater!
MATER: I wasn't tractor-tippin'!
_________________________________

Then where did all these

gol-durn tractors come from?

_________________________________
-MATER: Whoa, boy!
-Hey! Hey, guys!
_________________________________
McQUEEN: There's one goin' this way.
_________________________________

I got it.
_________________________________

Come here, little tractor, come here.
_________________________________

Yeah, that's a good tractor.
_________________________________

No, no, no, no, come here.
_________________________________

What are you doing?
_________________________________

You're not supposed to go

wandering off all...
_________________________________

...alone.
_________________________________

What are you doin'

with those old racin' tires?
_________________________________

(SIGHING HEAVILY)
_________________________________

Come on, Doc, drive.
_________________________________

(REVS ENGINE)
_________________________________

Ah... Yeah.
_________________________________

-Wow.

-Huh?
_________________________________

You're amazing!
_________________________________

(COUGHING) What are you doin'?
_________________________________

Doc, wait!
_________________________________

(TRUCKS MOOING)

_________________________________
MATER: Giddup right in there!
Come on, Rusty.
_________________________________

Doc, hold it!
Seriously, your driving's incredible!
_________________________________

-Wonderful. Now, go away.

-Hey, I mean it. You've still got it!
_________________________________

-I'm askin' you to leave.

-Come on. I'm a racecar,
_________________________________

you're a much older racecar,
_________________________________

but under the hood
you and I are the same.
_________________________________

We are not the same!

Understand? Now, get out.
_________________________________

How could a car like you quit
at the top of your game?
_________________________________

You think I quit?
_________________________________
McQUEEN: Right.

_________________________________

Your big wreck in '54.
_________________________________

They quit on me.
_________________________________

When I finally got put together,

I went back expecting a big welcome.
_________________________________

You know what they said?

"You're history."
_________________________________

Moved right on to
the next rookie standing in line.

_________________________________
There was a lot left in me.
_________________________________

I never got a chance to show 'em.
_________________________________

I keep that to remind me

never to go back.
_________________________________

I just never expected that
that world would...
_________________________________

Would find me here.

_________________________________
-Hey, look, Doc, I'm not them.
-HUDSON: Oh, yeah?
_________________________________

No, I'm not.
_________________________________

When is the last time you cared about

something except yourself, hot rod?
_________________________________

You name me one time
and I will take it all back.
_________________________________

Uh-huh. I didn't think so.
_________________________________

These are good folk around here,

who care about one another.
_________________________________

I don't want 'em depending

on someone they can't count on.
_________________________________

Oh, like you?
You've been here how long
_________________________________
and your friends
don't even know who you are?
_________________________________

Who's caring about only himself?
_________________________________

Just finish that road and get outta here!
_________________________________

(REVEILLE PLAYING)
_________________________________

(STAR SPANGLED BANNER PLAYING)
_________________________________
SARGE: Will you turn that

disrespectful junk off?
_________________________________
FILLMORE: Respect the classics, man.

_________________________________

(SNORING)
_________________________________

(SNORTS)
_________________________________
(PUTTERS)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(SMACKING LIPS) Ah...
_________________________________
MATER: He's done.

_________________________________

He must've finished it
while we was all sleepin'.

_________________________________
Good riddance.
_________________________________

He's gone?
_________________________________

Well, we wouldn't want him

to miss that race of his.
_________________________________

(SNIFFLING)
_________________________________

-Oh, dude, are you crying?

-No! I'm happy!
_________________________________

I don't have to watch him

every second of the day anymore!
_________________________________

I'm glad he's gone!
_________________________________

(SOBBING)
_________________________________

What's wrong with Red?
_________________________________

Oh, he's just sad 'cause you left town
_________________________________

and went to your big race

to win the Piston Cup
_________________________________

that you've always dreamed about
your whole life
_________________________________

and get that big ol' sponsor and that
fancy helicopter you was talkin' about.
_________________________________

(GASPING) Wait a minute!
_________________________________

(ALL LAUGH)
_________________________________

I knowed you wouldn't leave
without saying goodbye.
_________________________________

What are you doin' here?

You're gonna miss your race.
_________________________________

Don't worry. I'll give you
a police escort, and we'll make up time.
_________________________________

Thank you, Sheriff.
_________________________________

But you know I can't go just yet.
_________________________________

Well, why not?
_________________________________

-I'm not sure these tires...
-(LUIGI GASPS EXCITEDLY)

_________________________________
-...can get me to California.
-GUIDO: Peet stop?
_________________________________

Yeah, does anybody know

what time Luigi's opens?
_________________________________

(LAUGHING) I can't-a believe it!
_________________________________
Four new tires!
_________________________________

Grazie, Mr. Lightning. Grazie!

_________________________________
-Would you look at that!
-LUIGI: Our first customer in years!
_________________________________

I am filled with tears of ecstasy,
_________________________________

for this is the most

glorious day of my life!
_________________________________

All right, Luigi, give me
the best set of blackwalls you've got.
_________________________________

No! No, no, no.
_________________________________

You don't-a know what you want.

Luigi know what you want.
_________________________________

Blackwall tires.

They blend into the pavement.
_________________________________

But-a this,
_________________________________

whitewall tires!
_________________________________

They say, "Look at me!

Here I am! Love me."
_________________________________

All right, you're the expert.

_________________________________
-(SCOFFS)
-McQUEEN: Oh, don't forget the spare.
_________________________________

-Perfetto. Guido!

-Peet stop!
_________________________________

(ROUTE 66 PLAYING)
_________________________________

(LAUGHING) What did
Luigi tell you, eh?
_________________________________

Wow, you were right.

Better than a Ferrari, huh?
_________________________________

Eh... No.
_________________________________

Wow! This organic fuel is great!

Why haven't I heard about it before?
_________________________________

It's a conspiracy, man!
_________________________________

The oil companies got a grip
on the government!
_________________________________

They're feedin' us a bunch of lies, man.
_________________________________

Okay, I'll take a case.
_________________________________

Ow! Eh!
_________________________________

(McQUEEN YELPS)
_________________________________

-(CHUCKLES)

-(BREATHES IN DEEPLY)
_________________________________
RAMONE: Ah, yeah.

_________________________________
McQUEEN: Ka-chow.
_________________________________
-Here she comes!
-McQUEEN: Places, everybody. Hurry!
_________________________________
-McQUEEN: Act natural.
-(WHISTLING)
_________________________________

-Hi, Sally.

-Buon giorno!

_________________________________
All right, what's goin' on?
_________________________________

Ladies and gentlecars,
_________________________________

please welcome
the new Lightning McQueen!
_________________________________

Pow! What do you think?
_________________________________

Radiator Springs

looks pretty good on me.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING) I'll say.
_________________________________

(PURRING) Ka-chow.
_________________________________

You're gonna fit right in in California.
_________________________________

Oh, my goodness. It looks like

you've helped everybody in town.
_________________________________

Yeah, everybody except one.
_________________________________

Hey, is it getting dark out?
_________________________________

What? What'd he say?
_________________________________

Let me say that again.

(YELLING) Is it getting dark out?
_________________________________

Now, what was I
supposed to do after that?
_________________________________

(SH-BOOM PLAYING)
_________________________________

(GASPING) They fixed their neon!
_________________________________

-Low and slow?
-Oh, yeah, baby! (CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

(FLO LAUGHS)
_________________________________
(FLO SHRIEKS)
_________________________________

Just like in its heyday, right?
_________________________________

It's even better than I pictured it.
Thank you.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

Shall we cruise?
_________________________________

Oh, thank you, dear. I'd love to!
_________________________________

-No, no, no.

-Lizzie!
_________________________________

I remember when Stanley
first asked me to take a drive with him.
_________________________________

Hey, Miss Sally. May I have this cruise?

_________________________________
-Of course, Mater.
-SHERIFF: Uh-uh-uh!
_________________________________

(MOOING)
_________________________________
...and again and I said, "No."

He asked me again, and I said, "No."
_________________________________

But, oh, he was a persistent

little bugger for a two-cylinder.
_________________________________

Finally I said, "All right, one little drive."
_________________________________

-Oh!

-(MATER CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

-Hey!

-Thanks, Mater.
_________________________________

Good evenin', you two.
_________________________________

Oh, Stanley, I wish you could see this.
_________________________________

-Is that what I think it is?

-Oh, I don't know, Flo.
_________________________________

I haven't had a chance to find out.

But I am going to find out. Hello.
_________________________________

Not that. That.
_________________________________
SALLY: (GASPS) Customers?

_________________________________

Customers, everybody! And a lot of 'em!
_________________________________

You know what to do.

Just like we rehearsed.
_________________________________

(ALL GASP)
_________________________________

It's the ghost light!
_________________________________

We have found McQueen.

We have found McQueen!
_________________________________

McQueen, over here!
_________________________________

-Wait, excuse me.
-Is it true you've been in rehab?

_________________________________
-Did you have a nervous breakdown?
-McQUEEN: What?
_________________________________
REPORTER 1: McQueen's
wearing whitewalls!
_________________________________
REPORTER 2: Your tires balding?
SALLY: McQueen!
_________________________________
REPORTER 3: Was McQueen
your prisoner?
_________________________________

Shoot, no!
_________________________________

We're best buds!

I ain't braggin' or nothin',
_________________________________

but I was in charge of huntin' him down
if he tried to escape.
_________________________________

Sally! Sally!
_________________________________

Will you still race for the Piston Cup?
_________________________________

-Stickers?
-Sally!

_________________________________
REPORTER 4: Come on,
give us some bolt!
_________________________________
(HORN HONKING)
_________________________________

You're here!

Thank the manufacturer! You're alive!

_________________________________
-Mack?
-MACK: You're here! I can't believe it!
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING) You are a sight
for sore headlights!
_________________________________

I'm so sorry I lost you, boss.

I'll make it up to you!
_________________________________

Mack, I, I can't believe you're here.
_________________________________
HARV: Is that the world's
fastest racing machine?
_________________________________

-Is that Harv?
-Yeah. He's in the back.

_________________________________
-REPORTER 1: Show us the bolt!
-Get back, you oil-thirsty parasites!
_________________________________
REPORTER 2: Where's the old
McQueen?
_________________________________

Actually, this is my good side here.

_________________________________
-Harv! Harv!
-REPORTER 3: Give us the bolt!
_________________________________
McQUEEN: Harv?
REPORTER 3: Come on!
_________________________________
HARV: Kid, I'm over here!
_________________________________

How you doin', buddy?

_________________________________
HARV: My star client disappears
off the face of the earth!
_________________________________

-How do you think I'm doing?
-I can explain.
_________________________________

I'm doing great! You're everywhere!

Radio, TV, the papers!
_________________________________

You can't buy this kind of publicity!

What do you need me for?
_________________________________

That's just a figure of speech,

by the way. You signed a contract.

_________________________________
Where are you?
I can't even find you on my GPS.

_________________________________
I'm in this little town

called Radiator Springs.

_________________________________
-You know Route 66? It' still here!
-HARV: Yeah, that's great kid.
_________________________________
Playtime is over, pal.
_________________________________

While the world's been trying to
find you Dinoco has had no one to woo.

_________________________________
-Who are they gonna woo?
-Chick!

_________________________________
HARV: Bingo. In fact, check out
what's on the plasma right now.
_________________________________
-MALE: Show us the thunder!
-You want thunder?
_________________________________

You want thunder?

Ka-chicka, ka-chicka!

_________________________________
-Hey, that's my bit!
-HARV: You've gotta get to Cali, pronto!
_________________________________

Just get out of Radiation Stinks now,

or Dinoco is history, you hear me?

_________________________________
Just give me a second here, Harv.
_________________________________
HARV: No, wait. Where are you goin'?
_________________________________

Get in the trailer, baby. Kid!

You want a bigger trailer?

_________________________________
Sally, I... I want you to...
_________________________________

Look, I wish... (SIGHS)
_________________________________

Thank you. Thanks for everything.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) It was just a road.
_________________________________
No. It was much more than that.
_________________________________

Hey, kid! We gotta go.

Harv's goin' crazy!
_________________________________

He's gonna have me fired
if I don't get you in the truck right now!
_________________________________

-Mack, just hold it for...
-You should go.

_________________________________
-McQUEEN: I know, but...
-Good luck in California.
_________________________________

I hope you find what you're looking for.

_________________________________
-MALE: McQueen, come on!
-Sally...
_________________________________

Sally!
_________________________________
-Show us the bolt, McQueen! The bolt!

Hey, Lightning, show us the bolt!

_________________________________
HARV: Come on, get in the trailer.
MALE: Where's the old McQueen?

_________________________________
HARV: That's it. That's right, let's go!
_________________________________

You're a big shining star.

You're a superstar.

_________________________________
You don't belong there, anyway.
_________________________________

Whoa... Wait... Whoa, whoa, wait, wait!
_________________________________

(ENGINE STARTS)

_________________________________
REPORTER: Hey, guys!
McQueen's leavin' in the truck!
_________________________________

Hey, are you Doc Hudson?
_________________________________

-Yeah.
-Thanks for the call.
_________________________________

You called them?
_________________________________
It's best for everyone, Sally.
_________________________________

Best for everyone or best for you?
_________________________________

I didn't get to say goodbye to him.
_________________________________

(LIGHT BUZZING)
_________________________________
CUTLASS: Hello, race fans. Welcome
to what has become, quite simply,
_________________________________
the biggest event in the history
of racing.
_________________________________

A three-way battle for the Piston Cup!
_________________________________
DARRELL: There's a crowd
of nearly 200,000 cars
_________________________________

here at the Los Angeles

International Speedway.
_________________________________

Tickets to this race are hotter than a
black leather seat on a hot summer day!

_________________________________
CUTLASS: The King, Chick Hicks
and Lightning McQueen
_________________________________

in a 200 lap, winner-takes-all,

tiebreaker race.
_________________________________
I got a lotta miles on me,
but let me tell you somethin'.
_________________________________

I never thought I'd see anything like this.
This is exciting!

_________________________________
CUTLASS: In fact, the country
has almost shut down
_________________________________

to watch what many experts

are calling "the race of the century."
_________________________________

Hey, King! Good luck in your last race.
_________________________________

-You've sure been an inspiration for me.

-Thanks, Junior. Appreciate it.
_________________________________

-Hey, be careful out there, okay?

-Yeah, man.
_________________________________
MIA: He's so hot!

_________________________________
Wanna know the forecast?

I'll give you the forecast.
_________________________________

A 100% chance of thunder!

Ka-chicka! Ka-chicka!
_________________________________

Say it with me! Ka-chicka! Ka-chicka!
_________________________________

Hey, you!
No admittance without a garage pass.
_________________________________

Oh, it's okay.

Lightning McQueen knows me!
_________________________________

Hey, Marco, it's a beautiful day
for a race, isn't it?
_________________________________

-Absolutely, Mr. Andretti.

-And good morning to you, Fred.

_________________________________
Mario Andretti knows my name!

You gotta let me in now!
_________________________________
GUARD: Sorry, pal.
_________________________________
McQUEEN: Okay, here we go.
Focus. Speed.
_________________________________

I am speed.
_________________________________

(CARS WHIZZING)
_________________________________

Victory. One winner, two losers.
_________________________________

(ENGINE REVVING)
_________________________________

Speed. Speed. Speed. Speed...
_________________________________

(BIRDS SINGING)

_________________________________
-(KNOCK ON DOOR)
-MACK: Lightnin'! You ready?
_________________________________

(GASPING) Yeah, yeah, yeah! I'm ready.
_________________________________

(ALL CLAMORING)
_________________________________

Mack, thanks for being
my pit crew today.
_________________________________

Don't worry about it, kid.

It's the least I could do.
_________________________________

After all, "Gas Can" is my middle name.
_________________________________

-It is?

-Ah... Not really.
_________________________________

(ALL SHOUTING)
_________________________________

(GULPING)
_________________________________

Uh-oh!
_________________________________

-(CHEERING)

-(GIGGLING)
_________________________________

Nelson! Zoom in. Ready, 16? Take 16.
_________________________________
CUTLASS: And there he is,

Lightning McQueen!
_________________________________

Missing all week, and then he turns up
in the middle of nowhere!
_________________________________

In a little town called Radiator Springs.
_________________________________
DARRELL: Wearin' whitewall tires,
of all things.
_________________________________

-Oh!

-Ka-chicka! Ka-chicka! Ka-chicka!
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

Hey, where you been?

I've been kinda lonely.
_________________________________

Nobody to hang out with.

I mean, except the Dinoco folks.
_________________________________

And the twins. Of course.

The ones that used to be your fans,
_________________________________

but now they're my fans.

Listen to what the twins think...
_________________________________

Agh! Shoot!
_________________________________
DARRELL: Boogity, boogity, boogity,
boys! Let's go racin'!
_________________________________

(CROWD CHEERING)
_________________________________

Come on, you can do it!
_________________________________

Come on, King, make us proud, boy!
_________________________________
CUTLASS: Fifty laps down, and
The King is still holding a slim lead.
_________________________________
DARRELL: McQueen's got a run
on him! He's lookin' to the inside!
_________________________________

Oh! Chick slammed the door on him!
_________________________________
CUTLASS: Chick's not

making it easy on him today.
_________________________________
DARRELL: He lost momentum,

_________________________________

and now he's gonna have to
chase him back down!
_________________________________

-(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)

-(BIRDS SINGING)
_________________________________

(BRAKES SQUEALING)
_________________________________
CUTLASS: McQueen spins out
in the infield!

_________________________________

(ALL GASP)
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING) Just me
and the old man, fellas.
_________________________________

-McQueen just doesn't have it today.

-(ALL LAUGH)

_________________________________
-(GROANS)
-MACK: Hey, kid,
_________________________________

-are you all right?

-I don't know, Mack.

_________________________________
I don't think I...
_________________________________
HUDSON: I didn't come all this way
to see you quit.
_________________________________
-McQUEEN: Doc?
-(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________

Guys, you're here! I can't believe this!
_________________________________

I knew you needed a crew chief,

but I didn't know it was this bad.
_________________________________

You said you'd never come back.
_________________________________

Well, I really didn't have a choice.

Mater didn't get to say goodbye.
_________________________________

Goodbye! Okay, I'm good.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

All right, if you can drive as good
as you can fix a road
_________________________________

then you can win this race

with your eyes shut.
_________________________________

Now, get back out there!
_________________________________

Hot snot, we are back in business!

Guido! Luigi!
_________________________________

You're goin' up
against professional pit crews.
_________________________________

-You're gonna have to be fast.

-They will not know what bit them!

_________________________________
Kid, you can beat these guys.
_________________________________

Find a groove that works for you
and get that lap back.

_________________________________
(MURMURING)
_________________________________

-Is it?

-Oh, wow. That's him!
_________________________________

Is that... That's the Hudson Hornet!

The Hudson Hornet's back!
_________________________________
CUTLASS: It appears McQueen

has got himself a pit crew.
_________________________________

And look who he has for a crew chief!
_________________________________

-Look, man. It's the Hudson Hornet!

-Whoa!
_________________________________

Well, dip me in axle grease

and call me Slick! It surely is.
_________________________________

(CROWD CHEERING)
_________________________________
CUTLASS: Wow,
this is history in the making.

_________________________________

Nobody has seen the racing legend
in over 50 years!

_________________________________
Hey, Doc!
_________________________________

Come look at this fellow on the radio.
He looks just like you.
_________________________________
CUTLASS:
McQueen passes on the inside!
_________________________________
DARRELL: He's nearly a lap down.
_________________________________
CUTLASS: Can he catch up to them
with only 60 laps to go?
_________________________________

You're goin' great, kid.

Just keep your head on.
_________________________________

Vai! Vai, vai!
_________________________________

Hey, shrimpie,
where did McQueen find you, huh?
_________________________________

Those round things are called tires,

and they go under the car!
_________________________________

(ALL LAUGH)
_________________________________

Con chi credi di parlare?

Ma, con chi stai parlando?
_________________________________

No! No, no! You'll have your chance.
You will have your chance.
_________________________________

Oh, kid's just tryin' to be a hero, huh?
_________________________________

What do you think of this?
_________________________________

-(TIRES SQUEALING)

-Yeah, that's it, kid.
_________________________________

What?
_________________________________

Whoa! Git-R-done!
_________________________________

(LAUGHING) I taught him that. Ka-chow!

_________________________________
-Ah!
-CUTLASS: What a move by McQueen!
_________________________________

He's caught up to the leaders.
_________________________________

Yeah. This is what it's all about.
_________________________________

A three-way battle for the lead,

with ten to go!
_________________________________

(CHORTLING)

Look at that boy go out there!
_________________________________
HICKS: Oh! (GRUNTING)

_________________________________

No, you don't.
_________________________________

(TIRE BLOWS)
_________________________________

Doc, I'm flat! I'm flat!
_________________________________

-Can you get back to the pits?

-Yeah, yeah. I think so.

_________________________________
Hey, got a yellow. Bring it in.

Don't tear yourself up, kid.
_________________________________
MACK: We gotta get him

back out there fast
_________________________________

or we're gonna be a lap down,

and we'll never win this race!
_________________________________

Guido! It's time.
_________________________________

Hey, tiny,
you gonna clean his windshield?
_________________________________

(AIR WRENCH WHIRRING)
_________________________________
DARRELL: I don't believe it!

_________________________________
CUTLASS: That was
the fastest pit stop I've ever seen!
_________________________________
DARRELL: It was a great stop,

but he's still gotta beat that pace car!
_________________________________
CUTLASS: It's gonna be close.

_________________________________

-Yeah, baby!

-(ALL HOLLERING)
_________________________________
DARRELL: He's back in!
_________________________________

Peet stop.
_________________________________

-Guido, you did it!

-Way to go, Guido!
_________________________________
CUTLASS: This is it. We're heading
into the final lap
_________________________________

and McQueen is right behind
the leaders. What a comeback!
_________________________________

A hundred and ninety-nine laps!

It all comes down to this!
_________________________________

This is it, kiddo.
_________________________________

You've got four turns left. One at a time.

_________________________________
Drive it in deep and hope it sticks.

_________________________________
-Go!

-(REVVING)
_________________________________

We'll see about that!
_________________________________
CUTLASS: McQueen's going inside!

_________________________________
-Chick and King are loose!
-DARRELL: I think McQueen's out!
_________________________________
DARRELL: McQueen saved it!
CUTLASS: He's back on the track!
_________________________________

-Float like a Cadillac...

-Sting like a Beemer!
_________________________________

-Ka-chow! Ka-chow! Ka...

-(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
DARRELL: Lightning McQueen

is gonna win the Piston Cup!
_________________________________

Come on! You got it! You got it, Stickers!
_________________________________

(GRUNTS) I am not comin' in
behind you again, old man.
_________________________________

-Oh, no!

-(CROWD GASPS)
_________________________________

(BRAKES SCREECHING)
_________________________________

(ENGINE IDLING)
_________________________________

Yeah! Whoo-hoo!
_________________________________

I won, baby! Yeah! Oh, yeah!
_________________________________
FLO: What's he up to, Doc?

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

What are you doin', kid?
_________________________________

I think The King

should finish his last race.
_________________________________

You just gave up the Piston Cup,

you know that?
_________________________________

This grumpy old racecar I know
once told me somethin'.

_________________________________
McQUEEN: It's just an empty cup.
_________________________________
CUTLASS: Darrell, is pushing
on the last lap legal?
_________________________________

He's not really pushin' him.

He's just givin' him a little bump draft.
_________________________________

Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
_________________________________

Hey. What? What's goin' on?
_________________________________

-That's what I call racin'.
-(SOBBING)
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(CROWD CHEERS WILDLY)
_________________________________

-Bravo il mio amico!

-Way to go, buddy!
_________________________________

There's a lotta love out there,

you know, man?
_________________________________

Don't embarrass me, Fillmore.
_________________________________

That's my hot rod.
_________________________________

Come on, baby, bring it out!

Bring out the Piston Cup!
_________________________________

Ka-chicka! Ka-chicka!
_________________________________

Yeah! Now, that's what I'm talkin' about!
_________________________________

Hey, how come the only one celebrating
is me, huh?
_________________________________

Where are the girls?

Bring on the confetti!
_________________________________

Ow! Ow! Easy with the confetti.
What's goin' on?
_________________________________

Come on, snap some pictures.

I gotta go sign my deal with Dinoco!
_________________________________

Say it with me. Ka-chicka!
_________________________________

(ALL BOOING)
_________________________________

What's wrong with everybody?

Where's the happiness?
_________________________________

Hey! This is the start of the Chick era!
_________________________________

-Thanks, Lightnin'.

-You're welcome.
_________________________________

-Way to go, King!

-You're still the car!
_________________________________

You're The King! Yeah!
_________________________________

(CROWD CHEERING)
_________________________________

(LAUGHING AND CHEERING)
_________________________________

-You made us proud, kid!

-Congrats on the loss, me bucko!

_________________________________
You got a lotta stuff, kid.
_________________________________

Thanks, Doc.
_________________________________

Hey, Lightnin'.
_________________________________

How 'bout comin' over here

and talk to me a minute?
_________________________________

Son, that was some real racin' out there.
_________________________________

How'd you like to become

the new face of Dinoco?
_________________________________

But I didn't win.
_________________________________

Lightnin', there's a whole lot
more to racin' than just winnin'.

_________________________________
DUSTY: He was so rusty,

when he drove down the street,
_________________________________

-buzzards used to circle the car!

-(ALL LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Thank you, Mr. Tex, but...
_________________________________

But these Rust-eze guys over there
gave me my big break.

_________________________________
McQUEEN: I'm gonna stick with them.
_________________________________

Well, I sure can respect that.
_________________________________

Still, you know, if there's ever anything

I can do for you, just let me know.
_________________________________

I sure appreciate that. Thank you.
_________________________________

Actually, there is one thing.
_________________________________
(WHOOPING)
_________________________________

Hey, look at me! I'm flyin', by golly!
_________________________________

I'm happier than a tornado
in a trailer park!

_________________________________
LUIGI: I think it's about-a
time we redecorate.
_________________________________
SCHUMACHER: Ciao.
_________________________________

Hi. Lightning McQueen told me

this was the best place in the world
_________________________________
to get tires.
_________________________________

How 'bout setting me and my friends up

with three or four sets each?
_________________________________

Guido! There is a real

Michael Schumacher Ferrari in my store.
_________________________________

A real Ferrari!
_________________________________

Punch me, Guido. Punch me in the face.
_________________________________

This is the most glorious day of my life.
_________________________________

Wow. Spero che
il tuo amico si riprenda.
_________________________________

Mi dicono che siete fantastici.

_________________________________
-(SIGHING)

-(ENGINE REVVING)
_________________________________

(BOTH CHUCKLE)
_________________________________

Just passin' through?
_________________________________

Actually, I thought

I'd stop and stay awhile.
_________________________________

-I hear this place is back on the map.

-It is?
_________________________________

There's some rumor floating around

that some hotshot Piston Cup racecar
_________________________________

is setting up his
big racing headquarters here.
_________________________________

Really? Ah, well, there goes the town.
_________________________________

You know, I really missed you, Sally.
_________________________________

Well, I create feelings in others

they themselves don't understand and,
_________________________________

-blah, blah, blah.

-(McQUEEN CHUCKLES)

_________________________________
McQueen and Sally

parked beneath the tree,
_________________________________

K-I-S-S... Uh... I-N-T!
_________________________________

Great timing, Mater!
_________________________________

Hep-non, hip-hep, hi-li-lilly! Whee!
_________________________________

He's my best friend.

What're you gonna do?
_________________________________

So, Stickers, last one to Flo's buys?
_________________________________

I don't know.

Why don't we just take a drive?
_________________________________

Hmm... Nah.
_________________________________

Yeah! Ka-chow!
_________________________________

(FAST-PACED MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________

(YELLING)
_________________________________
(INAUDIBLE)
_________________________________

(SIRENS BLARING)
_________________________________

(SNIFFING) Ah-choo!
_________________________________
MATER: All right, everybody,

please keep together now.
_________________________________

We is now entering the Doc Hudson
wing of the museum.
_________________________________

Wow. Unbelievable.

That many wins in a single season.
_________________________________

He's the real deal, Junior.

The Hudson Hornet was my inspiration.
_________________________________

Excuse me, son.

Is Doc Hudson here today?
_________________________________

Sorry, Mrs. The King, I think Doc
went out for a drive or somethin'.

_________________________________
McQUEEN: Whoo! Whoo!
HUDSON: Yeah!
_________________________________

Well, you sure ain't no dirt boy.
_________________________________

Not today, old man.

I know all your tricks.
_________________________________

(GROWLS)
_________________________________

Doc! Doc!
_________________________________

Whoo-ah!
_________________________________
HUDSON: Not all my tricks, rookie!
_________________________________

(ALL GRUMBLE)
_________________________________

(CHEERING)
_________________________________

Attention! Kiss the pavement goodbye.
_________________________________

When I'm finished, you'll have mud

in places you didn't know you had!
_________________________________

-Yo, I've never been off-road!

-Well, that's gonna change right now!
_________________________________

About face! Drop and give me 20 miles!
_________________________________

Go! Go! Go, go, go, go, go! Go!
_________________________________

Man, now I got dirt in my rims!
_________________________________

-(METAL CLANKS)

-Huh? Look at this!
_________________________________

It's my hood! It's my hood!
_________________________________

I ain't seen this thing in 20 years!
_________________________________

(IN NASAL VOICE) Well, it fits perfectly.

How do I look? Ah-choo!
_________________________________

Oh, dang.
_________________________________

You are a toy car!

_________________________________
You are a sad, strange little wagon

and you have my pity. Farewell.
_________________________________
WOODY CAR: Oh, yeah?
Well, good riddance, you loony!
_________________________________

Hey, I hate to break up the road rally,
guys, but they're here!

_________________________________
Birthday guests at three o'clock!
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING) Oh, man! Whoever does
the voice of that piggy truck,
_________________________________

I'm tellin' ya, he's one great actor!
_________________________________

We're banished, genius! Stuck here
in this wasteland without chains!

_________________________________
Mike, the Boomobile's in trouble!
She needs our help!

_________________________________
-You're still not listening! (GASPING)
-Ah!
_________________________________

Welcome to the Himalayas!
Snow cone?
_________________________________

Oh, that Abominable Snowplow

is quite the comic thespian!
_________________________________
MALE: Just get in there. Go! Go, go, go!

_________________________________
Circus cars?

_________________________________
How can you be circus cars?

_________________________________
These are the lousiest

circus cars in the world,

_________________________________
and they're gonna make me rich!

_________________________________
Wait a minute here.
_________________________________

They're just usin' the same actor
over and over.
_________________________________

What kind of a cut-rate production
is this?
_________________________________

(SLOW SONG PLAYING)
_________________________________

(MINNY MOANING)
_________________________________

Oh, for the love of Chrysler, can we
please ask someone for directions?
_________________________________

No! There's an on-ramp close!

I know it! I can feel it!
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

_________________________________
MARLIN: Wow.
CORAL: Mmm.

_________________________________

-Wow.

-Mmm-hmm.

_________________________________

-Wow.

-Yes, Marlin.

_________________________________

I see it. It's beautiful.

_________________________________

So, Coral, when you said

you wanted an ocean view,

_________________________________

you didn't think you were going

to get the whole ocean, did you?

_________________________________

Oh, yeah!

_________________________________

A fish can breathe out here.

Did your man deliver or did he deliver?

_________________________________

-My man delivered.

-It wasn't so easy.

_________________________________

A lot of clownfish

had their eyes on this place.

_________________________________

You better believe they did.

Every single one of them.

_________________________________

You did good

and the neighbourhood is awesome.

_________________________________

(LAUGHTER OF YOUNG FISH)

_________________________________

-So you do like it, don't you?

-No, no, I really do like it.

_________________________________

But, Marlin, I know that

the Drop Off is desirable,

_________________________________

great schools, amazing view,

_________________________________

but do we really need so much space?

_________________________________

Coral, honey,

these are our kids we're talking about.

_________________________________

They deserve the best.

_________________________________

Look. They'll wake up, poke their

little heads out and see a whale

_________________________________

-right by their bedroom window!

-Shh!

_________________________________
-You're going to wake the kids.

-Oh, right. Right.

_________________________________

Aw, look.

_________________________________

They're dreaming.

_________________________________

-We still have to name them.

-All of them? Right now?

_________________________________

All right. We'll name this half Marlin Jr.

_________________________________

and this half Coral Jr.

_________________________________

-Okay, we're done.

-I like Nemo.

_________________________________

Nemo?

_________________________________

We'll name one Nemo,

but I'd like most of them to be Marlin Jr.

_________________________________

In a couple of days,

we're going to be parents!

_________________________________

Yeah.

_________________________________

-What if they don't like me?

-Marlin...

_________________________________

There's over 400 eggs.

_________________________________

Odds are one of them

is bound to like you.

_________________________________

What?

_________________________________

-You remember how we met?

-I try not to.

_________________________________

Well, I remember.

_________________________________

Excuse me, miss.

Can you see if I have a hook in my lip?

_________________________________

-Marlin.

-Look closer.

_________________________________

-CORAL: (LAUGHS) Get away!

-Here he is. Cutie's here!

_________________________________

Where did everybody go?

_________________________________

Coral, get inside the house.

_________________________________

No, don't. They'll be fine.

Just get inside.

_________________________________

You. Right now.

_________________________________

No!

_________________________________

(MARLIN GROANS)

_________________________________

Coral!

_________________________________

Coral?

_________________________________

Coral?

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

Coral!

_________________________________

Coral!

_________________________________

Coral?

_________________________________

There, there.

_________________________________

It's okay. Daddy's here.

_________________________________

Daddy's got you.

_________________________________

I promise I will never let

anything happen to you,

_________________________________

Nemo.

_________________________________

_________________________________

(BUCK GRUNTING)

_________________________________

-What?

-(GIGGLING) Gotcha!

_________________________________

Libby! (GRUNTS)

_________________________________

(SLURPS)

_________________________________

(BLOWS RASPBERRY)

_________________________________
LIBBY: Ha-ha!

_________________________________

(LIBBY LAUGHING)

_________________________________
LIBBY: Ooh!

_________________________________

(LAUGHS)

_________________________________

Ha-ha. Gotcha back!

_________________________________

Momma, I'm done watering.

_________________________________

Good job, Libby.

Buck, get back to your chores.

_________________________________

-What?

-Thanks, Buck.

_________________________________

But I... I...

_________________________________

(GROANS)

_________________________________

You're all set.

_________________________________

Can't I do something else, Momma?

_________________________________

-(CHUCKLES) Get going.

-Okay.

_________________________________

(PANTING)

_________________________________

(GULPS)

_________________________________

(SQUEAKING)

_________________________________

(RUSTLING)

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

Who is that?

_________________________________

(CHIRPING)

_________________________________

Oh!

_________________________________

Hey, Eustice.

_________________________________

Aw, you stuck, little guy?

_________________________________

Let me get that for you. You're free.

_________________________________

Hello, move.

Go find your poppa and your...

_________________________________

(CLUCKING)

_________________________________

(WHISPERING) Momma!

_________________________________

-(SCREAMING)

-(CLUCKING)

_________________________________

(CLUCKS SCORNFULLY)

_________________________________

(CONTINUES SCREAMING)

_________________________________

Whoa. The river's not something

_________________________________

-to mess around with there, Arlo.

-(PANTING)

_________________________________

Be careful. What's the problem?

_________________________________

Poppa, Henrietta is the worst one

in the coop!

_________________________________

Yesterday you said

Footless Fran was the worst.

_________________________________

(WHISPERING)

She's only got one foot.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)

You don't have to like 'em, Arlo.

_________________________________

You just have to feed 'em.

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

That should do it.

_________________________________

Now, this will keep them rotten critters

from stealing our food

_________________________________

because I made this silo

100% critter-proof.

_________________________________

Put your mark on there, Henry.

You earned it.

_________________________________

-Yeah, Poppa, do it! Come on!

-LIBBY: Yeah!

_________________________________

Only if your momma does it first.

_________________________________

If anyone's earned a mark around here,

it's her.

_________________________________

Did you just put your mark

higher than mine?

_________________________________

What? No.

It's just the angle you're looking at it.

_________________________________

-The "angle," huh?

-(LAUGHS)

_________________________________

-Ooh, ooh. Me too!

-Me, me, me! My turn!

_________________________________

My turn!

_________________________________

Now hold on. It's not that easy.

_________________________________

You've got to earn your mark

by doing something big.

_________________________________
POPPA: For something

bigger than yourself.

_________________________________

Someday you'll all make your mark

and I can't wait to see it.

_________________________________

(BONES CRACKING)

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

That is how you clear a field.

Attaboy, Buck.

_________________________________

-(ARLO SCREAMING)

-(CLUCKING)

_________________________________

(CHUCKLING)

_________________________________

He'll figure it out. Be just fine.

_________________________________
POPPA: Go on, Buck. You earned it.

_________________________________

Good job, son.

_________________________________
MOMMA: You've got it, Libby!

Just a little bit more.

_________________________________

-POPPA: Beautiful.

-You earned your mark, sweetheart.

_________________________________

(CLUCKING)

_________________________________

(ARLO SCREAMING)

_________________________________

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

_________________________________

Arlo!

_________________________________

(SIGHS)

_________________________________

He'll get there.

_________________________________

_________________________________
(YAWNING)
_________________________________

(GROWLS)
_________________________________

(SQUEAKS)
_________________________________

(PUPPIES BARKING)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(BARKING)
_________________________________

(SNICKERS)
_________________________________

That one.

_________________________________

MAN: Here, boy.

_________________________________

You're heavy.

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

And slobbery.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

There.

_________________________________

You're a good boy.

_________________________________

You're my good boy.

_________________________________

_________________________________

-Brain freeze!

-(ALL SCREAMING)

_________________________________

And... we're out!

_________________________________
JOY: That's what I'm talking about!

_________________________________

Whoo! Another perfect day!

_________________________________

Nice job, everybody!

_________________________________

Let's get those memories

down to Long Term.

_________________________________

All right, we did not die today!

_________________________________

I call that an unqualified success.

_________________________________
JOY: And that's it. We love our girl.

_________________________________

She's got great friends

and a great house.

_________________________________

Things couldn't be better.

_________________________________

After all, Riley's 11 now.

_________________________________

What could happen?

_________________________________

-Hi! I'm Dory.

-(FISH GASP)

_________________________________

Was it something I said?

_________________________________

Kidding. Okay, you're not coming back.

_________________________________

I was looking for something and I...

Okay, get it. Date night. Have fun.

_________________________________

Well, I hope you find whatever it is

you're looking for.

_________________________________

You and me both.

Any idea what that was?

_________________________________

I'm sorry.

_________________________________

I'm sorry.

_________________________________

Okay. Guess we'll hang out another

time. Don't be a stranger, Stranger.

_________________________________

Huh?

_________________________________
MARLIN: A white boat!

They took my son!

_________________________________

-My son! Help me! Please!

-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

_________________________________

-Watch out!

-(BOTH SCREAMING)

_________________________________

(GROANING)

_________________________________

Oh! Oh, sorry! Are you okay?

_________________________________

-He's gone. He's gone.

-There, there.

_________________________________

-No, he's gone.

-It's all right.

_________________________________

-He's gone.

-It'll be okay.

_________________________________

No, no, they took him away.

I have to find the boat.

_________________________________

A boat? Hey, I've seen a boat!

_________________________________

-You have?

-Uh-huh.

_________________________________

It went this way! Follow me!

_________________________________

Thank you! Thank you.

Thank you so much!

_________________________________

_________________________________

(BUCK CLEARS THROAT)

_________________________________
BUCK: Now, where to begin?
_________________________________
(CLICKS TONGUE)

How about, "Once upon a time"?

_________________________________

(DOOR SLAMS)

_________________________________

How many times have you heard

that to begin a story?

_________________________________

Let's do something else.

_________________________________

(GASPS) I got it, I got it, here we go.

Here's how to open a movie!

_________________________________

Nants ingonyama

_________________________________
BUCK: No, I don't think so.

It sounds familiar. Doesn't it, to you?

_________________________________

Oh, no, no, not the book.

_________________________________

How many have seen

"opening the book" before?

_________________________________

-(BRAKES SCREECH)

-Close the book. We're not doing that.

_________________________________

Here's what we're gonna do.

_________________________________

Why don't I just go back to the day

_________________________________

things took a turn for the worse?

_________________________________

Run for your lives!

Everyone run for cover!

_________________________________

SOS! Mayday! Mayday!

_________________________________

Code red! Duck and cover!

_________________________________

You're all in danger!

_________________________________

-Ah!

-(BABIES CRYING)

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)

_________________________________
CHICKEN LITTLE: Run for cover!

_________________________________

(STEER BELLOWS)

_________________________________
Run for your lives!

_________________________________

(SQUEALING)

_________________________________

-(RINGING)

-(SIREN WAILS)

_________________________________

Emergency! Emergency!

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)

_________________________________

Whoa!

_________________________________

-Whoa!

-Aaah!

_________________________________

(BABIES CRYING)

_________________________________

Look out! Take cover!

_________________________________

(RAIDERS OF

THE LOST ARK THEME)

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(CAR HORNS HONKING)

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(SCREAMING)

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CHICKEN LITTLE: Run for cover!

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(COUGHS) Chicken Little!

What is it? What's going on?

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The sky is falling! The sky is falling!

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-The sky is falling?

-Are you crazy?

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No, no, no! It's true! Come with me!

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No. Son? What?

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It happened under the old oak tree!

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I'm not making this up. I know it's here.

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(STAMMERING) There's a piece

of the sky somewhere...

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somewhere on the ground here.

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It was shaped like that!

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-It looks like a stop sign?

-Yes!

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Only it doesn't say "stop"

and it's blue and it has a cloud on it.

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And it hit me on the head!

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-It looked like a stop sign.

-REPORTER 1: Wait! What's that?

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-Son, is this what hit you?

-What?

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Oh, no, Dad. It was

definitely a piece of the sky!

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Piece of the sky. It's okay, everyone!

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-Dad, no.

-There's been, like, a little mistake.

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It was just an acorn that hit my son.

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-A little acorn.

-No! Dad, no.

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Quiet, son. This is

embarrassing enough already.

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REPORTERS: Chicken Little!

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REPORTER 2: Chicken Little!

What were you thinking?

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REPORTER 3: Why put

your town's safety in jeopardy?

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REPORTER 4: How could you

mistake a stop sign for an acorn?

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-But it... a big acorn level fluh.

-What did he say?

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-A big acorn level fluh...

-REPORTER 2: It was a big acorn?

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REPORTER 3:

It was an ape throwing coleslaw?

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A big acorn level fluh...

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CITIZEN: Gesundheit!

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Ladies and gentlemen,

it's just gibberish,

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-gibberish of an insane person.

-Come on, Buck!

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Your kid went

and scared us all half to death!

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Well, what can I tell you,

folks, my son, you know...

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Kids do crazy stuff. You have kids. It's...

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No, Dad. It wasn't an acorn.

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It was... It was a piece of the sky.

Really, it was.

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You gotta believe me.
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First day of school! Wake up!

Come on. First day of school.

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I don't want to go to school.

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-Not you, Dad. Me.

-Okay.

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Get up! Time for school!

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-All right, I'm up. It's time for school.

-Oh, boy!

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Nemo!

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-First day of school!

-Don't move.

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You'll never get out of there yourself.

I'll do it.

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-You feel a break?

-No.

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Sometimes fluid is rushing to the area.

Any rushing fluids?

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-No.

-How many stripes do I have?

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-Answer the question.

-Three.

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No! Something's wrong with you.

I have one, two...

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Three. That's all I have?

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You're okay. How's the lucky fin?

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-Lucky.

-Let's see.

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Sure you want to go to school this year?

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-You can wait five or six years.

-Come on, Dad. It's time for school.

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-Forgot to brush.

-(SIGHS)

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Do you want this anemone to sting you?

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-Yes.

-Brush.

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-I'm done.

-You missed a spot.

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-Where?

-There.

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Right there. And here and here.

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We're excited. First day of school.

Here we go. We're ready to learn.

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What do we have to remember

about the ocean?

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-It's not safe.

-That's my boy.

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First, we check to see that the coast

is clear. We go out and back in.

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Then we go out and back in.

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Then one more time. Out and back in.

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-If you want to do it four times...

-Dad...

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All right. Come on, boy.

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Maybe while I'm at school,

I'll see a shark.

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-I doubt that.

-Have you ever met a shark?

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-No, and I don't plan to.

-How old are sea turtles?

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Sea turtles? I don't know.

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Sandy Plankton from next door said that

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sea turtles live to be

about 100 years old.

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If I ever meet a sea turtle, I'll ask him,

after I'm done talking to the shark.

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Hold on. Wait to cross.

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Hold my fin. Hold my fin.

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You're not going to freak out

like you did at the petting zoo.

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That snail was about to charge.

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I wonder where we're supposed to go.

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-Bye, Mom.

-I'll pick you up after school.

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Come on, you guys.

Stop it. Give it back.

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Come on. We'll try over there.

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Excuse me.

Is this where we meet his teacher?

_________________________________

-Look who's out of the anemone.

-Yes, shocking, I know.

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-Marty?

-Marlin.

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-Bob.

-Ted.

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Phil. Hey, you're a clownfish.

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You're funny, right? Tell us a joke.

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-Yeah.

-Good idea.

_________________________________

That's a misconception. Clownfish are

no funnier than any other fish.

_________________________________

-Come on, Clowny.

-Do something funny.

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All right. I know one joke.

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There's a mollusk. He walks up to...

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Well, he swims up.

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Actually, the mollusk isn't moving.

He's in one place.

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And then the sea cucumber...

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I'm mixed up. There was

a mollusk and a sea cucumber.

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None of them were walking...

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Sheldon!

Get out of Mr. Johanssen's yard now!

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All right, you kids!

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Where'd you go? Where'd you go?

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Can I go play, too? Can I?

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I would feel better if you go play

over on the sponge beds.

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-(MOTHER GASPS)

-(BABY CRIES)

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That's where I would play.

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-What's wrong with his fin?

-He looks funny.

_________________________________

-Hey, what did I do?

-Be nice. It's his first time at school.

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He was born with it.

We call it his lucky fin.

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Dad...

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See this tentacle?

It's shorter than all my other tentacles.

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But you can't really tell.

Especially when I twirl them like this.

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I'm H2O intolerant.

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I'm obnoxious.

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♪ Let's name the zones,

the zones, the zones

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♪ Let's name the zones of the open sea

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 Mr. Ray!

_________________________________

-Come on, Nemo.

-Stay with me.

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♪ There's epipelagic, mesopelagic,

bathyal, abyssopelagic

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♪ All the rest are too deep

for you and me to see

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I wonder where my class has gone.

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We're under here.

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There you are! Come aboard, explorers.

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♪ Knowledge exploring is oh so lyrical

_________________________________

♪ When you think thoughts

that are empirical ♪

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Dad, you can go now.

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-Well, hello. Who is this?

-I'm Nemo.

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Nemo, all new explorers

must answer a science question.

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-Okay.

-You live in what kind of home?

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In an anemoninny.

Anemonemenemone.

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Don't hurt yourself. Welcome aboard.

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Just so you know, he's got a little fin.

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If he's having trouble swimming,

let him take a break. 15 minutes.

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Dad, it's time for you to go now.

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We're going to stay together.

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Okay, class. Optical orbits up front.

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Remember, we keep our

supraesophageal ganglion to ourselves.

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-That means you, Jimmy.

-Oh, man!

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-Bye, Nemo.

-Bye, Dad.

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Bye, son.

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Be safe.

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You're doing well for a first-timer.

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You can't hold on to them forever,

can you?

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I had a tough time when

my eldest went out on the Drop Off.

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The Drop Off!

They're going to the Drop Off?

_________________________________

Are you insane?

_________________________________

Why don't we fry them up now

and serve them with chips?

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Hey, Marty, calm down.

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Don't tell me to be calm, pony-boy.

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Pony-boy?

_________________________________

For a clownfish,

he really isn't that funny.

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Pity.

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♪ Let's name the species,
the species, the species

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 ♪ Let's name the species

that live in the sea

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♪ Mollusca and gastropoda, arthropoda,

echinoderma, chordata

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♪ And some fish like you and me!

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Come on. Sing with me.

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♪ Seaweed is cool, seaweed is fun

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♪ It makes its food

from the rays of the sun ♪

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Okay, the Drop Off.

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All right, kids.

Feel free to explore, but stay close.

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Stromatolitic cyanobacteria! Gather.

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An ecosystem contained

in one infinitesimal speck.

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(RAMBLES ON)

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Come on. Let's go.

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Come on. Sing with me.

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♪ There's porifera, coelenterata,

hydrozoa, scyphozoa

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♪ Anthozoa, ctenophora,

bryozoas three ♪

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Hey, guys, wait up.

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Whoa!

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Cool.

_________________________________

Saved your life!

_________________________________

-You guys made me ink.

-(LAUGHTER)

_________________________________

What's that?

_________________________________

I know what that is.

Sandy Plankton saw one.

_________________________________

He said it was called a butt.

_________________________________

Wow. That's a pretty big butt.

_________________________________

Look at me.

I'm going to go touch the butt.

_________________________________

(LAUGHTER)

_________________________________

Oh, yeah? Let's see you get closer.

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Okay.

_________________________________

Beat that.

_________________________________

Come on, Nemo. How far can you go?

_________________________________

-My dad says it's not safe.

-Nemo, no!

_________________________________

Dad?

_________________________________

You were about to

swim into open water.

_________________________________

No!

_________________________________

Good thing I was here.

_________________________________

-He wasn't going to go.

-He was too afraid.

_________________________________

-I wasn't.

-This does not concern you.

_________________________________

You're lucky I don't tell your parents.

You can't swim well.

_________________________________

-I can swim fine, Dad, okay?

-No. It's not okay.

_________________________________

You shouldn't be near here.

_________________________________

You'll start school in a year or two.

_________________________________

No. Just because

you're scared of the ocean...

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Clearly you're not ready.

_________________________________

You think you can do these things,

but you just can't!

_________________________________

I hate you.

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♪ There's... ♪

_________________________________

Nothing to see. Gather there.

_________________________________

Anything I can do?

I am a scientist. Is there any problem?

_________________________________

I didn't mean to interrupt.

He isn't a good swimmer.

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I think it's too soon

for him to be out here unsupervised.

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MR. RAY: I can assure you,

he's quite safe with me.

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MARLIN: I'm sure he is.

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But you have a large class

and he can get lost from sight

_________________________________

if you're not looking.

_________________________________

Oh, my gosh!

Nemo's swimming out to sea.

_________________________________

Nemo!

_________________________________

What do you think you're doing?

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You're going to get stuck

_________________________________

and I'm going to have to get you

before another fish does.

_________________________________

Get back here.

_________________________________

I said get back here now!

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Stop.

_________________________________

You take one more move, mister...

_________________________________

Don't you dare.

If you put one fin on that boat...

_________________________________

Are you listening to me?

_________________________________

Don't touch the boa...

_________________________________

Nemo!

_________________________________

He touched the butt.

_________________________________

You paddle your little tail back here.

_________________________________

That's right.

You are in big trouble, young man.

_________________________________

Do you hear me? Big...

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Aagghh!

_________________________________

Daddy, help me!

_________________________________

I'm coming, Nemo.

_________________________________

Get under me, kids.

_________________________________

No! Dad!

_________________________________

Nemo!

_________________________________

Nemo! Nemo, no!

_________________________________

Nemo!

_________________________________

Nemo, Nemo!

_________________________________

No!

_________________________________

No!

_________________________________

Nemo, Nemo!

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(FRIGHTENED GABBLING)

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Hold on!

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(MARLIN PANTING)

_________________________________

Oh, no.

_________________________________

No. It's gone. It's gone.

_________________________________

It can't be gone. No. No!

_________________________________

Nemo! Nemo...

_________________________________

Nemo!

_________________________________

No.

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Nemo! Nemo!

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No.

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No. Please, no.

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No, no.

_________________________________

Has anybody seen a boat?

_________________________________

Please. A white boat?

_________________________________

My son! My son!

_________________________________

Help me. Please.

_________________________________

Look out!

_________________________________

Oh, sorry. I didn't see you, sir.

_________________________________

Are you okay?

_________________________________

-He's gone.

-There, there.

_________________________________

-He's gone.

-It's all right.

_________________________________

-It'll be okay.

-No, they took him away.

_________________________________

I have to find the boat.

_________________________________

-A boat? I've seen a boat.

-You have?

_________________________________

-And it passed by not too long ago.

-A white one?

_________________________________

-Hi. I'm Dory.

-Where? Which way?

_________________________________

Oh. It went this way.

_________________________________

-Follow me.

-Thank you.

_________________________________

Thank you so much.

_________________________________

No problem.

_________________________________

Wait.

_________________________________

Quit it. I'm trying to swim here.

The ocean isn't big enough for you?

_________________________________

You got a problem, buddy?

_________________________________

Do you? Do you?

_________________________________

Want a piece of me? Yeah.

_________________________________

I'm scared now!

_________________________________

-Wait.

-Stop following me, okay?

_________________________________

What? You're showing me

which way the boat went.

_________________________________

A boat? I've seen a boat.

It passed by not too long ago.

_________________________________

It went this way. Follow me.

_________________________________

Wait a minute. What is going on?

_________________________________

You already told me

which way the boat was going.

_________________________________

I did? Oh, no.

_________________________________

If this is some kind of joke,

it's not funny and I know funny.

_________________________________

-I'm a clownfish.

-No, it's not. I'm so sorry.

_________________________________

See, I suffer from

short-term memory loss.

_________________________________

Short-term memory loss.

_________________________________

-I don't believe this.

-No.

_________________________________

I forget things almost instantly.

It runs in my family.

_________________________________

At least I think it does. Uh... Hmm.

_________________________________

Where are they?

_________________________________

Can I help you?

_________________________________

Something's wrong with you. Really.

_________________________________

You're wasting my time.

_________________________________

I have to find my son.

_________________________________

Hello.

_________________________________

Well, hi!

_________________________________

Name's Bruce.

_________________________________

It's all right. I understand.

_________________________________

Why trust a shark, right?

_________________________________

(LAUGHS)

_________________________________

So, what's a couple of bites like you

doing out so late?

_________________________________

Nothing. We're not even out.

_________________________________

Great.

_________________________________

Then how would you morsels like to

come to a little get-together I'm having?

_________________________________

-You mean like a party?

-Yeah, right. A party.

_________________________________

-What do you say?

-I love parties. That sounds like fun.

_________________________________

Parties are fun and it's tempting,

but we can't because...

_________________________________

Come on. I insist.

_________________________________

Okay. That's all that matters.

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DORY: Look. Balloons. It is a party.

_________________________________

Mind your distance, though.

Those balloons can be a bit dodgy.

_________________________________

You wouldn't want one of them to pop.

_________________________________

Anchor! Chum!

_________________________________

There you are, Bruce. Finally.

_________________________________

-We got company.

-It's about time, mate.

_________________________________

We've gone through the snacks

and I'm starving.

_________________________________

We almost had to have

a feeding frenzy.

_________________________________

Let's get this over with.

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(DING)

_________________________________

Right then. The meeting has

officially come to order.

_________________________________

Let us all say the pledge.

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ALL: I am a nice shark,

_________________________________

not a mindless eating machine.

_________________________________

If I am to change this image,

I must first change myself.

_________________________________

Fish are friends, not food.

_________________________________

Except stinking dolphins.

_________________________________

Dolphins!

Yeah, they think they're so cute.

_________________________________

Look, I'm a flipping little dolphin.

Let me flip for you. Ain't I something?

_________________________________

Today's meeting is step five:

Bring a Fish Friend.

_________________________________

-Do you all have your friends?

-Got mine.

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DORY: Hey there!
BRUCE: How about you, Chum?

_________________________________

Well, I seem to have misplaced my

_________________________________

friend.

_________________________________
BRUCE: It's all right, Chum.

_________________________________

Help yourself to one of my friends.

_________________________________

Thanks, mate. A little chum for Chum.

_________________________________

I'll start the testimonies.

Hello. My name is Bruce.

_________________________________

Hello, Bruce.

_________________________________

It has been three weeks

since my last fish, on my honour,

_________________________________

or may I be chopped up

and made into soup.

_________________________________

-You're an inspiration to us.

-Amen.

_________________________________

-Right, then. Who's next?

-Pick me. Pick me.

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-The little sheila down the front.

-Whoo!

_________________________________

Come on up here.

_________________________________

Hi. I'm Dory.

_________________________________

Hello, Dory.

_________________________________

And... Well, I don't think

I've ever eaten a fish.

_________________________________

-Hey, that's incredible.

-Good on you, mate!

_________________________________

I'm glad I got that off my chest.

_________________________________

Anyone else? How about you, mate?

What's your problem?

_________________________________

Me? I don't have a problem.

_________________________________

-Okay.

-ALL: Denial.

_________________________________

Just start with your name.

_________________________________

Okay. Hello.

_________________________________

My name is Marlin. I'm a clownfish.

_________________________________

-A clownfish? Really?

-Go on. Tell us a joke.

_________________________________

I love jokes.

_________________________________

I actually do know

one that's pretty good.

_________________________________

There was this mollusk

and he walks up to a sea cucumber.

_________________________________

Normally they don't talk,

but in a joke, everyone talks.

_________________________________

The sea mollusk

says to the cucumber...

_________________________________

Daddy!

_________________________________

Nemo!

_________________________________

Nemo! (LAUGHS)

_________________________________

-I don't get it.

-For a clownfish he's not that funny.

_________________________________

No, he's my son.

He was taken by these divers.

_________________________________

You poor fish.

_________________________________

-Humans. Think they own everything.

-Probably American.

_________________________________

(TEARFULLY) There is a father

looking for his little boy.

_________________________________
MARLIN:

What do these markings mean?

_________________________________

-(SOBS) I never knew my father.

-Come here.

_________________________________

-We're all mates here.

-I can't read human.

_________________________________

Then we've got to find a fish

that can read this. Look. Sharks!

_________________________________

-Guys.

-No, Dory.

_________________________________

-That's mine. Give it back.

-Cut it out.

_________________________________

-Ow!

-I'm sorry. Are you okay?

_________________________________

You really clocked me there.

Am I bleeding?

_________________________________

Dory, are you oka... (SNIFFS)

_________________________________

Oh!

_________________________________

That's good.

_________________________________

Intervention!

_________________________________

-Just a bite.

-You hold it together, mate.

_________________________________

-Fish are friends, not food.

-Food!

_________________________________

Dory, look out.

_________________________________

I'm having fish tonight.

_________________________________

Remember the steps, mate.

_________________________________

Just one bite.

_________________________________

G'day.

_________________________________

There's no way out.

There's got to be a way to escape.

_________________________________

-Who is it?

-Help me find a way out.

_________________________________

Sorry. You'll have to come back later.

We're trying to escape.

_________________________________

There's no way out.

There's got to be a way out.

_________________________________

Here's something. "Es-ca-pé."

I wonder what that means.

_________________________________

-It's spelled just like the word "escape."

-Let's go.

_________________________________

Here's Brucie!

_________________________________

-Wait a minute. You can read?

-I can read? That's right!

_________________________________

Then here. Read this now.

_________________________________

He doesn't mean it.

He never even knew his father.

_________________________________

Don't fall off the wagon.

_________________________________

Oh, no! It's blocked.

_________________________________

No, Bruce!

_________________________________

Sorry about... Bruce, mate.

_________________________________

He's really... A nice guy.

_________________________________

I need to get that mask.

_________________________________

You want that mask? Okay.

_________________________________

No, no, no, no!

_________________________________

Quick. Grab the mask.

_________________________________

Oh, no. Bruce.

_________________________________

What?

_________________________________

Swim away!

_________________________________
DORY: Is the party over?

_________________________________

(PING)

_________________________________

Nice.

_________________________________

Dad!

_________________________________

Daddy?

_________________________________
SHERMAN: Barbara.

_________________________________

Prep for his anterior crown,

would you, please?

_________________________________

-And I'll need more cotton rolls.

-All right.

_________________________________

Hello, little fella.

_________________________________

Beauty, isn't he?

_________________________________

I found that guy struggling for life

and I saved him.

_________________________________

-Has that Novocain kicked in yet?

-(PATIENT GABBLES)

_________________________________

Bubbles!

_________________________________

-My bubbles.

-He likes bubbles.

_________________________________

(FRIGHTENED CRIES)

_________________________________

(WHIMPERS)

_________________________________

 -Bonjour.

-Aagghh!

_________________________________

Slow down, little fella.

There's nothing to worry about.

_________________________________

-He's scared to death.

-I want to go home.

_________________________________

Do you know where my dad is?

_________________________________

Your dad's probably

back at the pet store.

_________________________________

Pet store?

_________________________________

-Like I'm from Bob's Fish Mart.

-Pet Palace.

_________________________________

-Fish-O-Rama.

-Mail order.

_________________________________

eBay.

_________________________________

-Which one is it?

-I'm from the ocean.

_________________________________

Ah, the ocean. The ocean! Aagghh!

_________________________________

He hasn't been decontaminated yet.

Jacques!

_________________________________

-Clean him!

-Oui.

_________________________________

-Ocean.

-La mer.

_________________________________

Voilà. He is clean.

_________________________________

Wow. The big blue. What's it like?

_________________________________

Uh... Big and blue?

_________________________________

I knew it.

_________________________________

If there's anything you need,

ask your Auntie Deb. That's me.

_________________________________

If I'm not around you can always

talk to my sister, Flo. Hi. How are you?

_________________________________

Don't listen to anything my sister says.

She's nuts.

_________________________________

(MUFFLED CALL)

_________________________________

-Can't hear you, Peach.

-I said we got a live one.

_________________________________

-Yes!

-Boy, oh, boy.

_________________________________

-What have we got?

-Root canal.

_________________________________

It's not going to be pretty.

_________________________________

Aagghh!

_________________________________

-Clamp installed?

-Yup.

_________________________________

-What did he use to open?

-Glidden drill. He favours that one.

_________________________________

I can't see, Flo.

_________________________________

(MUMBLES) Agh!

_________________________________

-Schilder Technique.

-That's a Hedstrom file.

_________________________________

That's not a Hedstrom file.

That's a K-Flex.

_________________________________

It's got a teardrop cross section.

A Hedstrom.

_________________________________

-K-Flex!

-Hedstrom!

_________________________________

There I go. Little help. Over here.

_________________________________

I'll go deflate him.

_________________________________

Pffft!

_________________________________

All right. Go ahead and rinse.

_________________________________

The human mouth

is a disgusting place.

_________________________________

-Nigel.

-What did I miss?

_________________________________

-Root canal. A doozy.

-What did he use to open?

_________________________________

-Glidden drill.

-He favours it.

_________________________________

Hope he doesn't get surplus sealer

at the portal terminus.

_________________________________

-Hello. Who's this?

-New guy.

_________________________________

-The dentist took him off the reef.

-An outie.

_________________________________

From my neck of the woods?

Sorry if I took a snap at you.

_________________________________

Fish got to swim. Birds got to eat.

_________________________________

No, no. Those aren't your fish.

They're my fish. Come on. Go. Shoo.

_________________________________ 
The picture broke.

This here's Darla. She's my niece.

_________________________________

Going to be eight this week.

_________________________________

Hey, little fella.

Say hello to your new mummy.

_________________________________

She's going to be here Friday

to pick you up.

_________________________________

You're her present.

_________________________________

Shh! It's our little secret.

_________________________________

Well, Mr. Tucker,

_________________________________

while that sets up, I'm going to

go see a man about a wallaby.

_________________________________

Uh-oh. Darla!

_________________________________

-What's wrong with her?

-She wouldn't stop shaking the bag.

_________________________________

-Poor Chuckles.

-He was her present last year.

_________________________________

Hitched a ride on the porcelain express.

_________________________________

She's a fish killer.

_________________________________

I can't go with that girl.

I have to get back to my dad.

_________________________________

-Daddy! Help me!

-He's stuck.

_________________________________

Nobody touch him.

_________________________________

Can you help me?

_________________________________

No. You got yourself in there,

you can get yourself out.

_________________________________

-Gill...

-I just want to see him do it, okay?

_________________________________

Calm down. Alternate wiggling

your fins and your tail.

_________________________________

I can't. I have a bad fin.

_________________________________

Never stopped me.

_________________________________

Just think about what you need to do.

_________________________________

Come on.

_________________________________

Perfect.

_________________________________

-You did it.

-Good squirming.

_________________________________

Wow, from the ocean!

Just like you, Gill.

_________________________________

Yeah.

_________________________________

I've seen that look before.

What are you thinking about?

_________________________________

I'm thinking tonight we give

the kid a proper reception.

_________________________________

-So, kid, you got a name or what?

-Nemo.

_________________________________

I'm Nemo.

_________________________________

Nemo.

_________________________________

Nemo.

_________________________________
DORY: (IN SLEEP)

You going to eat that?

_________________________________

Careful of that hammer.

_________________________________

-Dory!

-Sea-Monkey has my money.

_________________________________

Wake up. Get up.

_________________________________

-Come on.

-Yes, I'm a natural blue.

_________________________________

-Get up!

-Look out. Sharks eat fish!

_________________________________

(DORY SCREAMS)

_________________________________

(COUGHS) Wow. Dusty.

_________________________________

The mask. Where's the mask?

_________________________________

No! The mask! Get it!

_________________________________

Get the mask! Get it!

_________________________________

(PANTS)

_________________________________

(DORY SINGS TO SELF)

_________________________________

Whoo-hoo!

_________________________________

Keeps going on, doesn't it?

_________________________________

Echo! Echo!

_________________________________

-What are you doing?

-I've lost the mask.

_________________________________

-Did you drop it?

-You dropped it!

_________________________________

That was my only chance of

finding my son. Now it's gone.

_________________________________

Hey, Mr. Grumpy Gills.

_________________________________

-When you're down, know what to do?

-I don't want to know.

_________________________________

Just keep swimming.

_________________________________

♪ Just keep swimming,

swimming, swimming

_________________________________

♪ What do we do? We swim

_________________________________

Dory, no singing.

_________________________________

♪ I love to swim

_________________________________

♪ And when you want to swim

you want to... ♪

_________________________________

I'm going to get stuck with that song.

It's in my head!

_________________________________
DORY: Sorry.

_________________________________
MARLIN: See anything?
DORY: Something's got me!

_________________________________

-That was me. Sorry.

-Who's that?

_________________________________

Who could it be? It's me.

_________________________________
DORY: Are... Are you my conscience?

_________________________________
MARLIN: Yeah. I'm your conscience.

_________________________________

We haven't spoken for a while.

How are you?

_________________________________

-Can't complain.

-Good.

_________________________________

Now, Dory, I want you to tell me,

do you see anything?

_________________________________

I see a...

_________________________________

-I see a light.

-A light?

_________________________________

Yeah. Over there.

_________________________________

Hey, conscience, am I dead?

_________________________________

I see it, too.

_________________________________

What is it?

_________________________________

It's so pretty!

_________________________________

I...

_________________________________

I'm feeling happy.

_________________________________

Which is a big deal for me.

_________________________________

I want to touch it.

_________________________________

Hey, come back. Come on back here.

_________________________________

I'm going to get you.

_________________________________

I'm going to get you.

_________________________________

♪ I'm going to swim with you

_________________________________

♪ I'm going to be your best friend ♪

_________________________________

Good feeling's gone.

_________________________________

(THEY SCREAM)

_________________________________

I can't see.

I don't know where I'm going.

_________________________________

-The mask!

-What mask?

_________________________________

Okay. I can't see a thing.

_________________________________

Whoa, geez.

_________________________________

-Look. A mask.

-Read it!

_________________________________

I'm sorry, but if you could bring it

a little closer. I need the light.

_________________________________

That's great. Keep it right there.

_________________________________

-Just read it!

-Okay, okay.

_________________________________

Mr. Bossy.

_________________________________

"P." Okay. P.

_________________________________

"Sher..."

_________________________________

P. Sher... P. Shirley...

_________________________________

P not Shirley.

_________________________________

The first line's "P. Sherman."

_________________________________

"P. Sherman" doesn't make any sense!

_________________________________

Second line.

_________________________________

"42..."

_________________________________
DORY: Light, please.

_________________________________

"Walla... Wallaby."

_________________________________

The second line's "42 Wallaby Way."

_________________________________

Just finish up. Speed read.

No pressure.

_________________________________

There's a lot of pressure!

Take a guess, with pressure.

_________________________________

-Sydney. It's Sydney!

-Duck!

_________________________________
MARLIN: (PANTS) I'm dead. I'm dead.

_________________________________

I died. I'm dead.

_________________________________

Whoo-hoo!

_________________________________

♪ We did it, we did it

_________________________________

♪ Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah

_________________________________

♪ No eating here tonight,
eating here tonight

_________________________________

♪ No eating here tonight
You're on a diet ♪

_________________________________

Dory. What did it say?

What did the mask say?

_________________________________

P. Sherman,

42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. (GASPS)

_________________________________

I remembered what it said!

I forget things, but I remembered it.

_________________________________

-P. Sherman...

-Where is that?

_________________________________

I don't know. But who cares?

I remembered.

_________________________________

P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.

I remembered it again!

_________________________________

Psst!

_________________________________

(WHISPERS) Nemo.

_________________________________

Nemo!

_________________________________

Huh?

_________________________________

Suivez-moi.

_________________________________

Follow me.

_________________________________

(POLYNESIAN-TYPE CHANTING)

_________________________________

Hoo!

_________________________________

State your name.

_________________________________

Nemo.

_________________________________

Brother Bloat, proceed.

_________________________________

Nemo, newcomer of orange and white.

_________________________________

You have been called forth to the

summit of Mount Wannahockaloogie

_________________________________

to join with us

in the fraternal bonds of tankhood.

_________________________________

Huh?

_________________________________

-We want you in our club, kid.

-Really?

_________________________________

If you are able to swim through

_________________________________

the Ring of Fire!

_________________________________

Turn on the Ring of Fire.

You said you could do it.

_________________________________

The Ring of Fire!

_________________________________

(CHANTING RESUMES)

_________________________________

Bubbles. Let me...

_________________________________

Isn't there another way? He's just a boy.

_________________________________

(CHANTING SPEEDS UP)

_________________________________

From this moment on,

you will now be known as Sharkbait.

_________________________________

Sharkbait! Oo-ha-ha!

_________________________________

Welcome, Brother Sharkbait.

_________________________________

Sharkbait.

_________________________________

-Enough with the Sharkbait.

-Sharkbait, oo...

_________________________________

-Sharkbait's one of us now.

-Agreed.

_________________________________

We can't send him to his death.

Darla's coming in five days.

_________________________________

So what are we going to do?

_________________________________

I'll tell you.

_________________________________

We're going to get him out of here.

We'll help him escape.

_________________________________

-Escape? Really?

-We're all going to escape.

_________________________________

Not another one of your escape plans.

_________________________________

Sorry, but they never work.

_________________________________

Yeah, why should this be any different?

_________________________________

-'Cause we've got him.

-Me?

_________________________________

-You see that filter?

-Yeah.

_________________________________

You're the only one who can

get in and out of that thing.

_________________________________

We need you to take a pebble

inside there and jam the gears.

_________________________________

You do that and this tank's going to

get filthier by the minute.

_________________________________

Soon the dentist

will have to clean the tank.

_________________________________

When he does, he'll take us out of

the tank, put us in individual baggies,

_________________________________
then we'll roll down the counter,

out of the window,

_________________________________

off the awning, into the bushes,

across the street and into the harbour.

_________________________________

It's foolproof.

_________________________________

-Who's with me?

-I.

_________________________________

-I think you're nuts.

-(SIGHS)

_________________________________

No of fence, kid,

but you're not the best swimmer.

_________________________________

He's fine. He can do this.

_________________________________

So, Sharkbait, what do you think?

_________________________________

Let's do it!

_________________________________

P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.

Where are you going?

_________________________________

To P. Sherman,

42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.

_________________________________

If you ask where I'm going, I'll tell you.

_________________________________

P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.

Where? I'm sorry. I didn't hear you.

_________________________________

Excuse me. Excuse me.

_________________________________

Hi. Do you know how to get... Hello?

_________________________________

Wait. Can you tell me... Hey!

_________________________________

Hold it!

_________________________________

Wait a minute. I'm trying to talk to you.

_________________________________

Okay, fellas. Come back here.

_________________________________

One quick question. I need to...

And they're gone again.

_________________________________

P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.

_________________________________

Why do I have to tell you again?

_________________________________

-I don't get tired of it.

-All right, here's the thing.

_________________________________

I think it's best

if I carry on from here by...

_________________________________

-By myself.

-Okay.

_________________________________

You know. Alone.

_________________________________

Without... Well, not without you,

but I don't want you with me.

_________________________________

-Huh?

-I don't want to hurt your feelings.

_________________________________

-You want me to leave?

-Well, not... Yes. Yeah.

_________________________________

I just can't afford any more delays.

_________________________________

You're one of

those fish that cause delays.

_________________________________

Sometimes it's a good thing.

There's a group of fish.

_________________________________

-They're delay fish.

-You mean...

_________________________________

-You mean you don't like me?

-Of course I like you.

_________________________________

Because I like you

I don't want to be with you.

_________________________________

It's a complicated emotion.

_________________________________

Don't cry. I like you.

_________________________________

Hey, you!

_________________________________

Lady, is this guy bothering you?

_________________________________

-I don't remember. Were you?

-No, no. We're just...

_________________________________

Do you guys know how I can get...

_________________________________

We're talking to the lady, not you.

You like impressions?

_________________________________

Mmm-hmm.

_________________________________

Okay.

Just like in rehearsals, gentlemen.

_________________________________

What are we? Take a guess.

_________________________________

-DORY: I've seen one of those.

-I'm a fish with a nose like a sword.

_________________________________

-Wait.

-It's a swordfish.

_________________________________

Hey, clown-boy, let the lady guess.

_________________________________

Where's the butter?

_________________________________

-It's on the tip of my tongue.

-Lobster.

_________________________________

-Saw that.

-What?

_________________________________

-Lots of legs.

-DORY: Clam?

_________________________________

Close enough.

_________________________________

♪ It's a whale of a tale

I'll tell you, lad ♪

_________________________________

-They're good.

-Somebody give me directions?

_________________________________

-"Would somebody give me directions?"

-(DORY LAUGHS)

_________________________________

-I'm serious.

-Blah, blah, me, me.

_________________________________

Blah, blah, blah, me, me.

_________________________________

Thank you.

_________________________________

Oh, dear. Hey, come back.

_________________________________

What's the matter?

_________________________________

While they're doing impressions,

_________________________________

I am miles from home

_________________________________

with a fish that can't even

remember her own name.

_________________________________

-I bet that's frustrating.

-My son is out there.

_________________________________

-Your son Chico?

-Nemo.

_________________________________

It doesn't matter. 'Cause no fish

in this ocean is going to help me.

_________________________________

I'm helping you.

_________________________________

Wait right here.

_________________________________

-Guys.

-Is he bothering you again?

_________________________________

No, he's a good guy.

_________________________________

Go easy on him.

He's lost his son Fabio.

_________________________________

Heard of P. Sherman,

42 Wallaby Way, Sydney?

_________________________________

Sydney? Oh, sure.

_________________________________

Ted here's got relatives in Sydney.

Don't you, Ted?

_________________________________

-Sure do.

-Hey, they know Sydney!

_________________________________

-You wouldn't know how to get there?

-Follow the EAC.

_________________________________

That's East Australian Current.

_________________________________

Big current. You can't miss it. It's in

_________________________________

that direction.

_________________________________

Then you got to follow that for about...

_________________________________

What do you guys think?

Three leagues?

_________________________________

That baby's going to

float you right past Sydney.

_________________________________
MARLIN: Great! That's great!

_________________________________

-Dory, you did it.

-Oh, please.

_________________________________

I'm just your little helper. Helping along.

_________________________________

-Fellas, thank you.

-Don't mention it.

_________________________________

Just loosen up. Okay, buddy?

_________________________________

You guys! You really nailed him. Bye.

_________________________________

-Ma'am. One more thing.

-Yes?

_________________________________

When you come to this trench,

swim through it, not over it.

_________________________________

Trench. Through it.

Not over it. I'll remember.

_________________________________

Hey!

_________________________________

Wait up, partner. Hold on.

_________________________________

Wait. I've got to tell you something.

Whoa.

_________________________________

Nice trench.

_________________________________

Hello! (ECHO)

_________________________________

-Let's go.

-No, no. Bad trench. Bad trench.

_________________________________

-We're going to swim over this thing.

-Little red flag going up.

_________________________________

Something's telling me

we should swim through it.

_________________________________

Are you looking at this thing?

It's got death written on it.

_________________________________

I'm sorry, but I think

we should swim through.

_________________________________

I'm done talking about this. Over we go.

_________________________________

Come on. Trust me on this.

_________________________________

-Trust you?

-Yes. Trust. It's what friends do.

_________________________________

-Something shiny!

-Where?

_________________________________

-It just swam over the trench. Come on.

-Okay.

_________________________________

-Boy, it sure is clear up here.

-Exactly.

_________________________________

And look at that.

_________________________________

There's the current.

We should be there in no time.

_________________________________

-Hey, little guy.

-You wanted to go through the trench.

_________________________________

I shall call him Squishy and

he shall be mine. Come here, Squishy.

_________________________________

Come here, little Squishy.

_________________________________

(BABY TALK)

_________________________________

Ow!

_________________________________

-That's a jellyfish!

-Bad Squishy.

_________________________________

Shoo! Get away.

_________________________________

-Let me see.

-Don't touch it.

_________________________________

I'm not going to touch it.

I just want to look.

_________________________________

How come it didn't sting you?

_________________________________

It did. Hold still.

_________________________________

I live in this anemone and I'm used to

these kind of stings. Come here.

_________________________________

You're going to be fine.

_________________________________

But now we know

that we don't want to touch these again.

_________________________________

Let's be thankful it was just a little one.

_________________________________

Don't move.

_________________________________

This is bad, Dory.

_________________________________

-Boing. Boing.

-Dory!

_________________________________

You can't catch me.

_________________________________

Don't bounce on the tops. They will

_________________________________

not sting you!

_________________________________

-The tops don't sting you.

-DORY: Two in a row. Beat that.

_________________________________

Listen to me. I have an idea.

_________________________________

-A game.

-A game?

_________________________________

I love games. Pick me.

_________________________________

Here's the game. Whoever can hop

the fastest out of these jellyfish wins.

_________________________________

-Okay!

-Rules.

_________________________________

Don't touch the tentacles. Only the tops.

_________________________________

Something about tentacles. Got it.

On your mark. Get set. Go!

_________________________________

Wait!

_________________________________

Go faster if you want to win.

_________________________________

-Dory!

-Boing, boing, boing!

_________________________________

Wait a minute.

_________________________________

Whee!

_________________________________

So, we're cheating death now.

_________________________________

We're having fun at the same time.

_________________________________

I can do this. Just be careful.

_________________________________

Careful I don't make you cry when I win.

_________________________________

I don't think so!

_________________________________

Give it up. You can't fight evolution.

I was built for speed.

_________________________________

-The question is, are you hungry?

-Hungry?

_________________________________

Yeah. 'Cause you're about to

eat my bubbles!

_________________________________

Duck to the left, back

and coming over, right there!

_________________________________

The clownfish is the winner!

_________________________________

We did it. Look at us!

_________________________________

Dory?

_________________________________

Oh, no.

_________________________________

Dory! Dory! Dory!

_________________________________

Dory!

_________________________________

(SIZZLING)

_________________________________

Aagghh!

_________________________________
DORY: Am I disqualified?

_________________________________

You're doing fine. You're winning.

_________________________________

Stay awake.

Where does P. Sherman live?

_________________________________

P. Sherman, Wallaby Way, Sydney.

_________________________________

That's it!

_________________________________

Stay awake. Stay awake. Stay awake.

_________________________________

Stay awake!

_________________________________

-(WEAKLY) Awake...

-P. Sherman...

_________________________________

-Awake...

-42 Wallaby Way...

_________________________________

-Wake up.

-Sydney.

_________________________________
MARLIN: Nemo...

_________________________________

You miss your dad,

don't you, Sharkbait?

_________________________________

Yeah.

_________________________________

Well, you're lucky to have someone

out there who's looking for you.

_________________________________

He's not looking for me.

_________________________________

He's scared of the ocean.

_________________________________

Peach? Any movement?

_________________________________

He's had four cups of coffee.

It's got to be soon.

_________________________________

Keep on him.

_________________________________

My first escape, landed on dental tools.

_________________________________

-I was aiming for the toilet.

-The toilet?

_________________________________

All drains lead to the ocean, kid.

_________________________________

Wow. How many times

have you tried to get out?

_________________________________

I've lost count. Fish aren't meant to be

in a box, kid. It does things to you.

_________________________________

The bubbles, the bubbles!

_________________________________

Potty break! He just grabbed the

Reader's Digest. We have 4.2 minutes.

_________________________________

That's your cue.

_________________________________

-You can do it, kid.

-We got to be quick.

_________________________________

Once you get in, swim to the bottom

and I'll talk you through the rest.

_________________________________

Okay.

_________________________________

-Go on. It'll be a piece of kelp.

-(TAKES A DEEP BREATH)

_________________________________

-Nicely done. Can you hear me?

-Yeah.

_________________________________

Here comes the pebble.

_________________________________

-Now, do you see a small opening?

-Uh-huh.

_________________________________

Okay. Inside it you'll see a rotating fan.

_________________________________

Very carefully, wedge that pebble

into the fan to stop it turning.

_________________________________

Careful, Sharkbait.

_________________________________

-I can't do it.

-This isn't a good idea.

_________________________________

He'll be fine. Try again!

_________________________________

Okay.

_________________________________
GILL: That's it, Sharkbait.

_________________________________

Nice and steady.

_________________________________

-I got it, I got it!

-He did it.

_________________________________

That's great, kid.

Now swim up the tube and out.

_________________________________

Oh, no! Gill!

_________________________________

Sharkbait! Get him out of there!

_________________________________

-Help him!

-What do we do?

_________________________________

-Oh, no!

-Stay calm, kid. Just don't panic.

_________________________________

-Help me!

-Sharkbait, grab hold of this.

_________________________________

No!

_________________________________

-Feed me more.

-That's it!

_________________________________

Come on, Sharkbait. Grab it.

_________________________________

-I got it.

-Pull!

_________________________________

Gill, don't make him go back in there.

_________________________________

No. We're done.

_________________________________

(WHIMPERS)

_________________________________
CRUSH: Dude?

_________________________________

Dude?

_________________________________

Focus, dude.

_________________________________

Dude?

_________________________________

He lives. Hey, dude.

_________________________________

(MARLIN GROANS)

_________________________________

-What happened?

-I saw the whole thing, dude.

_________________________________

First you were all, like, whoa!

And then we were all, like, whoa!

_________________________________

-Then you were, like, whoa...

-What are you talking about?

_________________________________

You, mini-man! Taking on the jellies.

You got serious thrill issues, dude.

_________________________________

Awesome.

_________________________________

Oh, my stomach.

_________________________________

Man, no hurling on the shell.

I just waxed it.

_________________________________

-So, Mr. Turtle...

-Dude, Mr. Turtle is my father.

_________________________________

Name's Crush.

_________________________________

Crush? Really?

_________________________________

Okay, Crush.

_________________________________

Listen, I need to get to

the East Australian Current.

_________________________________

EAC?

_________________________________

Dude...

_________________________________

You're riding it, dude.

_________________________________

Check it out.

_________________________________

Okay, grab shell, dude.

_________________________________

Grab what?

_________________________________

Righteous! Righteous!

_________________________________

So,

_________________________________

what brings you on this fine day

to the EAC?

_________________________________

Well, Dory and I need to get to Sydney.

_________________________________

Dory! Is she all right?

_________________________________

Oh, little blue.

_________________________________

She is sub-level, dude.

_________________________________

Dory, Dory! Dory!

_________________________________

Oh, Dory.

_________________________________

(DORY MUMBLES INCOHERENTLY)

_________________________________

I'm so sorry.

_________________________________

This is all my fault. It's my fault.

_________________________________

...twenty-nine, 30!

Ready or not, here I come!

_________________________________

There you are.

_________________________________

Catch me if you can.

_________________________________

Up you go!

_________________________________

(LAUGHTER)

_________________________________

Oh, my goodness.

_________________________________

Kill the motor, dude.

Let us see what Squirt does flying solo.

_________________________________

Whoa! That was so cool.

_________________________________

Hey, Dad. Did you see that?

Did you see me?

_________________________________

-Did you see what I did?

-You so totally rock, Squirt.

_________________________________

Give me some fin.

_________________________________

Noggin.

_________________________________

Dude.

_________________________________

Intro. Jellyman, Offspring.

Offspring, Jellyman.

_________________________________

-Jellies? Sweet.

-Totally.

_________________________________

I must have done

something you all liked, dudes.

_________________________________

-You rock, dude.

-Ow.

_________________________________

Curl away, my son.

_________________________________

It's awesome, Jellyman.

_________________________________

When the little dudes are eggs

we leave them on a beach to hatch,

_________________________________

and coo-coo-cachoo, they find

their way back to the big ol' blue.

_________________________________

-All by themselves?

-Yeah!

_________________________________

But, dude, how do you know

when they're ready?

_________________________________

You never really know, but when

they know, you'll know. You know?

_________________________________

(LAUGHTER)

_________________________________

-Hey, look, everybody.

-I know that dude.

_________________________________

It's the Jellyman.

_________________________________

-Well go on. Jump on him.

-Turtle pile!

_________________________________

Wait. Kids!

_________________________________

-You funny?

-Where's your shell?

_________________________________

-Do your stripes come off?

-I need to breathe.

_________________________________

Did you cross the jellyfish forest?

_________________________________

-One at a time.

-Mr. Fish, did you die?

_________________________________

Sorry. I was vague on the details.

_________________________________

-So where are you going?

-You see, my son was taken.

_________________________________

My son was taken away from me.

_________________________________

-No way!

-What happened?

_________________________________

No, kids. I don't want to talk about it.

_________________________________

-Come on.

-Please.

_________________________________

Well, okay.

_________________________________

I live on this reef, a long way from here.

_________________________________

This is going to be good. I can tell.

_________________________________

My son, Nemo, he was mad at me.

_________________________________

Maybe he wouldn't have done it

if I hadn't been so tough on him.

_________________________________

I don't know.

_________________________________

He swam in the open water to this boat

_________________________________

and these divers appeared

and I tried to stop them.

_________________________________

The boat was too fast,

so we swam out in the ocean...

_________________________________

He couldn't stop them.

_________________________________

Then Nemo's dad,

he swims out to the ocean

_________________________________

and they bump into three sharks.

_________________________________

He scares them away

by blowing them up.

_________________________________

-That's amazing.

-Then dives thousands of feet...

_________________________________

Straight into the dark. It's wicked

dark there. You can't see a thing.

_________________________________

The only thing

they can see down there is...

_________________________________

This big, horrible creature with

razor-sharp teeth! Nice parry.

_________________________________

Then he has to blast his way...

_________________________________

These fish have been

searching the ocean for days

_________________________________

on the East Australian Current.

_________________________________

He may be on his way here right now.

_________________________________

That should put him

in Sydney Harbour...

_________________________________

In a few days.

_________________________________

This guy will stop at nothing...

_________________________________

...stop at nothing until he finds his son.

I hope he makes it.

_________________________________

That's one dedicated father,

if you ask me.

_________________________________

Mine. Mine. Mine.

_________________________________

Would you just shut up?

_________________________________

-You're rats with wings.

-This bloke's looking for his boy, Nemo.

_________________________________

-He was taken off the reef by divers...

-There. Take it.

_________________________________

Say that again.

You said something about Nemo.

_________________________________

Mine. Mine. Mine.

_________________________________

(GROWLS)

_________________________________

Mine.

_________________________________

Last I heard,

he's heading towards the harbour.

_________________________________

Brilliant!

_________________________________

Is he doing okay?

_________________________________

I don't know, but whatever you do,

don't mention D-A-R...

_________________________________

It's okay.

I know who you're talking about.

_________________________________

Gill?

_________________________________

Gill?

_________________________________

Hey, Sharkbait.

_________________________________

-I'm sorry I couldn't stop...

-GILL: I'm the one who should be sorry.

_________________________________

I was so ready to get out,

so ready to taste that ocean,

_________________________________

I was willing to put you

in harm's way to get there.

_________________________________

Nothing should be worth that.

_________________________________

I'm sorry I couldn't get you

back to your father, kid.

_________________________________

All right. Hey, hey, hey!

_________________________________

-What the...

-Aaggh!

_________________________________

Well, that's one way

to pull a tooth. (LAUGHS)

_________________________________

Darn kids. Well, good thing

I pulled the right one, eh?

_________________________________

Pssst!

_________________________________

Nigel, you just missed an extraction.

_________________________________

Has he loosened

the periodontal ligament yet?

_________________________________
What am I talking about?

Where's Nemo?

_________________________________

I've got to speak with him.

_________________________________

Your dad's been fighting the ocean

looking for you.

_________________________________

My father? Really?

_________________________________

He's travelled hundreds of miles.

_________________________________

-He's been battling sharks and jellyfish.

-Sharks?

_________________________________

-That can't be him.

-Are you sure? What was his name?

_________________________________

Some sort of sport fish. Tuna? Trout?

_________________________________

-Marlin?

-That's it.

_________________________________

-The clownfish from the reef.

-It's my dad! He took on a shark!

_________________________________

-I heard he took on three.

-Three?

_________________________________

-Three sharks?

-That's 4,800 teeth!

_________________________________

After you were taken by Diver Dan,

_________________________________

your dad followed the boat

like a maniac.

_________________________________

Really?

_________________________________

He's giving it all he's got

and then three sharks capture him.

_________________________________

He blows 'em up

and then dives thousands of feet

_________________________________

and gets chased

by a monster with huge teeth!

_________________________________

He ties this demon to a rock.

And his reward?

_________________________________

He gets to battle a jellyfish forest.

_________________________________

Now he's with sea turtles

on the East Australian Current

_________________________________

and the word is he's headed this way,

right now, to Sydney!

_________________________________

-What a good daddy.

-He was looking for you after all.

_________________________________

-He's swimming in the filter!

-Not again!

_________________________________

Sharkbait!

_________________________________

-No!

-You've got your life ahead of you.

_________________________________

-We'll help you.

-Get him out.

_________________________________

-Get him out of there.

-Come on. Grab the end.

_________________________________

(GEARS JAM)

_________________________________

Are you okay?

_________________________________

Can you hear me, Sharkbait?

Nemo? Can you hear me?

_________________________________

Yeah, I can hear you.

_________________________________

Sharkbait, you did it!

_________________________________

Sharkbait, you're...

Covered with germs!

_________________________________

That took guts.

_________________________________

All right, we have less than

48 hours before Darla gets here.

_________________________________

This tank will get plenty dirty

in that time,

_________________________________

but we have to help it along.

_________________________________

-Jacques, no cleaning.

-I shall resist.

_________________________________
GILL: Everybody else,

be as gross as possible.

_________________________________

Think dirty thoughts.

_________________________________

We're going to make this tank so filthy,

the dentist'll have to clean it.

_________________________________

-(BURPS)

-Good work.

_________________________________

All right, we're here, dudes.

_________________________________

Get ready! Your exit's coming up, man.

_________________________________

-Where? I don't see it.

-Right there. I see it. I see it.

_________________________________

-You mean the swirling vortex of terror?

-That's it, dude.

_________________________________

-Of course it is.

-First, find your exit buddy.

_________________________________

-Do you have your exit buddy?

-Yes.

_________________________________

Squirt here will now give you a rundown

on proper exiting technique.

_________________________________

Good afternoon. We're going to have

a great jump today.

_________________________________

Crank a hard cutback

as you hit the wall.

_________________________________

There's a screaming bottom turn,

so watch out.

_________________________________

Remember, rip it, roll it and punch it!

_________________________________

It's like he's trying to speak to me,

I know it.

_________________________________

You're really cute, but I don't know what

you're saying. Say the first thing again.

_________________________________

Okay, Jellyman. Go, go, go!

_________________________________

-Whoa!

-Whoa!

_________________________________

Whoo!

_________________________________

That was fun.

_________________________________

I actually enjoyed that.

_________________________________

Hey, look! Turtles.

_________________________________

Most excellent.

_________________________________

Now, turn your fishy tails round and

swim straight on through to Sydney.

_________________________________

No worries, man.

_________________________________

No worries. Thank you, Dude Crush.

_________________________________

-ALL: Bye.

-See you, Jellyman.

_________________________________

Tell your little dude I said hi, okay?

_________________________________

-See ya later, dudes.

-DORY: Bye, everyone.

_________________________________

Nemo would have loved this.

_________________________________

Hey, Crush. I forgot. How old are you?

_________________________________
CRUSH: 150, dude!

_________________________________

And still young. Rock on!

_________________________________

150. I got to remember that.

_________________________________

Whoa.

_________________________________

-We going in there?

-Yep.

_________________________________

P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney?

_________________________________

Yep.

_________________________________

We're going to just swim straight.

_________________________________

♪ Just keep swimming ♪

_________________________________
MARLIN: Dory...

_________________________________
MARLIN: Boy, this is taking a while.

_________________________________
DORY: Hey, how about

we play a game?

_________________________________
MARLIN: Okay.

_________________________________

Okay, I'm thinking of something orange.

_________________________________

-And it's small...

-It's me.

_________________________________

Right.

_________________________________

This one you'll never guess.

It's orange and small.

_________________________________

It's me.

_________________________________

All righty, Mr. Smarty Pants.

_________________________________

It's orange and small

and white stripes...

_________________________________

Me. And the next one, just a guess, me.

_________________________________

Okay. That's just scary.

_________________________________

Wait. I've seen

this floating speck before.

_________________________________

That means we've passed it.

_________________________________

That means we're not going straight.

_________________________________

We got to get to the surface.

We'll figure it out there.

_________________________________

-Hey!

-What?

_________________________________

Relax. Take a deep breath.

_________________________________

Now, let's ask somebody for directions.

_________________________________

Fine. Who? The speck?

There's nobody here!

_________________________________

There has to be someone.

It's the ocean.

_________________________________

We're not the only two in here.

Let's see...

_________________________________

Okay, no one there.

_________________________________

Nope.

_________________________________

Nada.

_________________________________

-There's somebody. Hey, excu...

-Dory!

_________________________________

I'm thinking of something mysterious.

_________________________________

It's a fish we don't know, and if we

ask it directions, it could ingest us.

_________________________________

What is it with men

and asking for directions?

_________________________________

Don't play the gender card.

Let's play the "let's not die" card.

_________________________________

-Want to get out of here?

-Of course.

_________________________________

How are we going to do that unless

we give it a shot and hope for the best?

_________________________________

-You don't fully understand.

-Trust me on this.

_________________________________

All right.

_________________________________

Excuse me? Little fella?

_________________________________

Hello.

_________________________________

Don't be rude. Say hi.

_________________________________

Hello.

_________________________________

-His son Bingo...

-Nemo.

_________________________________

-...was taken to...

-Sydney.

_________________________________

Sydney, yes.

_________________________________

It's really important

that we get there as fast as we can.

_________________________________

Can you help us out?

_________________________________

Come on, little fella. Come on.

_________________________________

Dory, I'm a little fella.

_________________________________

I don't think that's a little fella.

_________________________________

Big fella. Whale. Okay.

_________________________________

Maybe he only speaks whale.

_________________________________

(MOOING DRAWL) We need

_________________________________

to find his son.

_________________________________

What are you doing?

Are you sure you speak whale?

_________________________________

Can you give us...

_________________________________

-Heaven knows what you're saying.

-...directions?

_________________________________

-MARLIN: See, he's swimming away.

-Come back.

_________________________________

You've offended him.

_________________________________

Maybe a different dialect. (MOOING)

_________________________________

This is not whale.

You're speaking, like, upset stomach.

_________________________________

-Maybe I should try humpback.

-No, don't.

_________________________________

(GROWLING)

_________________________________

-You sound sick.

-Maybe louder, huh?

_________________________________

-Don't do that.

-Too much orca.

_________________________________

-Didn't that sound a little orca-ish?

-It sounds like nothing I've ever heard.

_________________________________

-(MOOING)

-(GROANS)

_________________________________

Just as well. He might be hungry.

_________________________________

Whales don't eat clownfish.

They eat krill.

_________________________________

-KRILL: Swim away!

-Look. Krill!

_________________________________

Move, Dory! Move!

_________________________________

Look at that. Would you look at that?

_________________________________

Filthy. Absolutely filthy.

_________________________________

And it's all thanks to you, kid.

You made it possible.

_________________________________

Jacques, I said no cleaning.

_________________________________

I am ashamed.

_________________________________

Look. Scum angel.

_________________________________

(CRIES OF DISTRESS)

_________________________________

Bubbles! I love the bubbles. (COUGHS)

_________________________________

Flo? Has anybody seen Flo? Flo!

_________________________________

9:00, and cue dentist.

_________________________________

Barbara. Sorry I'm late.

_________________________________

Okay. Here we go.

_________________________________

Little Davey Reynolds.

_________________________________

-Walks to the counter, drops the keys...

-Bloat, that's disgusting.

_________________________________

Tastes pretty good to me. (BURPS)

_________________________________

Don't you realise

we are swimming in our own...

_________________________________

-Shh! Here he comes.

-What the...

_________________________________

Crikey. What a state.

_________________________________

Barbara, what's my earliest

appointment tomorrow?

_________________________________

-10:00, love.

-Leave it open.

_________________________________

I've got to clean the fish tank

before Darla gets here.

_________________________________

-You hear that, Sharkbait?

-Yay! He's going to clean the tank!

_________________________________

Yeah, we're going to be clean!

_________________________________

-Ready to see your dad?

-Uh-huh.

_________________________________

Course you are.

_________________________________

I wouldn't be surprised if he's out there

in the harbour waiting for you right now.

_________________________________

Yeah.

_________________________________

Aagghh!

_________________________________

(DORY LAUGHS HAPPILY)

_________________________________
DORY: Whoo!

_________________________________

Here comes a big one!

Come on. You got to try this.

_________________________________

-MARLIN: Will you just stop it?

-Why? What's wrong?

_________________________________

-We're in a whale. Don't you get it?

-A whale?

_________________________________

A whale! 'Cause you had to ask for help.

And now we're stuck here.

_________________________________

-A whale? You know, I speak whale.

-You're insane. You can't speak whale.

_________________________________

I have to get out. I have to find my son.

_________________________________

I have to tell him

how old sea turtles are!

_________________________________

(DESPAIRING GROAN)

_________________________________

(DORY WHOOPS)

_________________________________

Hey.

_________________________________

You okay?

_________________________________

There, there.

_________________________________

It's all right. It'll be okay.

_________________________________

No. It won't.

_________________________________

Sure it will. You'll see.

_________________________________

No. I promised him I'd never

let anything happen to him.

_________________________________

Huh. That's a funny thing to promise.

_________________________________

What?

_________________________________

You can't never let anything

happen to him.

_________________________________

Then nothing would

ever happen to him.

_________________________________

Not much fun for little Harpo.

_________________________________

-What's going on?

-Don't know. I'll ask him.

_________________________________

-(MOOS) What's...

-Dory.

_________________________________

...going

_________________________________

on?

_________________________________

(WHALE ROARS)

_________________________________

-I think he says we've stopped.

-Of course we've stopped.

_________________________________

Stop trying to speak whale.

You're going to make things worse.

_________________________________

What is that noise?

_________________________________

(ROARING)

_________________________________

Oh, no. Look what you did.

_________________________________

The water's going down.

It's going down!

_________________________________

-Really? You sure about that?

-Look. Already it's half-empty.

_________________________________

-Hmm. I'd say it's half-full.

-Stop that. It's half-empty!

_________________________________

(ROARING)

_________________________________

Okay, that one was a little tougher.

_________________________________

He either said we should go

to the back of the throat

_________________________________

or he wants a root beer float.

_________________________________

Of course he wants us to go there.

That's eating us!

_________________________________

How do I taste, Moby? Do I taste good?

_________________________________

Tell him

I'm not interested in being lunch.

_________________________________

-Okay. He's...

-Stop talking to him.

_________________________________

-What is going on?

-I'll check. What...

_________________________________

No. No more whale.

You can't speak whale.

_________________________________

Yes, I can.

_________________________________

No, you can't.

_________________________________

You think you can do these things,

but you can't, Nemo.

_________________________________

(ROARING AND WHISTLING)

_________________________________

-Okay.

-Dory!

_________________________________

He says it's time to let go.

_________________________________

Everything's going to be all right.

_________________________________

How do you know?

_________________________________

How do you know something bad

isn't going to happen?

_________________________________

I don't!

_________________________________

Aaaggghhh!

_________________________________

(CACKLES) We're alive!

_________________________________

Look. Syd-ney.

_________________________________

Sydney! Sydney.

_________________________________

Sydney again.

_________________________________

You were right. We made it!

_________________________________

We're going to find my son.

_________________________________

Thank you, sir.

_________________________________

Wow. I wish I could speak whale.

_________________________________

Now we find the boat that took him.

_________________________________

-Right.

-Come on. We can do this!

_________________________________

(YAWNS)

_________________________________

Morning. It's morning, everyone.

_________________________________

Today's the day. The sun is shining, the

tank is clean and we are getting out of...

_________________________________

(GASPS) The tank is clean.

_________________________________

The tank is clean!

_________________________________

But how?

_________________________________

Boss must have installed it

while we were sleeping.

_________________________________

-What are we going to do?

-What's it say, Peach?

_________________________________

(VOICE MUFFLED)

_________________________________

I can't hear you, Peach.

_________________________________

The Aqua Scum 2003 is an all-purpose,

self-cleaning salt-water purifier

_________________________________

that extends

the life of your aquarium fish.

_________________________________

Stop it!

_________________________________

The Aqua Scum is programmed

to scan your tank every five minutes?

_________________________________

Scan? What does that mean?

_________________________________

AUTOMATED VOICE: Temperature

82 degrees, pH balance normal.

_________________________________

Oooh!

_________________________________

Nice.

_________________________________

Curse you, Aqua Scum!

_________________________________

-That's it for the escape plan.

-Then what are we going to do about...

_________________________________

Darla!

_________________________________

Stay down, kid.

_________________________________

-False alarm.

-My nerves can't take much more.

_________________________________
BLOAT: What are we going to do

when that brat gets here?

_________________________________

-I'm thinking, I'm thinking.

-NEMO: Help!

_________________________________

-Help me!

-Hold on. I'm coming.

_________________________________

Help me!

_________________________________

Swim down! Come on, kid. Swim down!

_________________________________

-Everybody jump in.

-Swim down!

_________________________________

What the...

_________________________________

Good work.

_________________________________

-Gill!

-Sharkbait!

_________________________________

-Roll, kid! Lean, kid! Roll!

-Go to the window.

_________________________________
SHERMAN: Whoops! That would

have been a nasty fall.

_________________________________

-I don't want to go belly-up!

-Calm down, Nemo.

_________________________________

You won't go belly-up. I promise.

_________________________________

You're going to be okay.

_________________________________

Darla!

_________________________________

Do any of these boats

look familiar to you?

_________________________________

No, but the boat has to be here.

_________________________________

-We're going to find it.

-I'm totally excited.

_________________________________

-(YAWNS) Are you excited?

-Dory, wake up. Come on.

_________________________________

Duck!

_________________________________

That's not a duck. It's a pelican!

_________________________________

No! I didn't come this far

to be breakfast.

_________________________________

Hey, Nigel. Would you look at that?

_________________________________

What?

_________________________________

Sun's barely up and Gerald's

had more than he can handle.

_________________________________

Yeah. Reckon somebody

ought to help the poor guy.

_________________________________

(MURMURS OF AGREEMENT)

_________________________________

Well, don't everybody fly off at once!

_________________________________

(RETCHES)

_________________________________

All right, Gerald. What is it?

_________________________________

Fish got your tongue?

_________________________________

Love a duck!

_________________________________

I've got to find my son Nemo.

_________________________________

Nemo?

_________________________________

He's that fish that's been

fighting the whole ocean.

_________________________________

Hey, I know where your son...

_________________________________

Wait. Come back.

_________________________________

-Stop!

-Keep going. He's crazy.

_________________________________

I've got something to tell you.

_________________________________

Mine.

_________________________________

Okay. Don't make any sudden moves.

_________________________________

Hop inside my mouth if you want to live.

_________________________________

Hop into your mouth?

And how does that make me live?

_________________________________

-Mine?

-Because I can take you to your son.

_________________________________

Yeah, right!

_________________________________

No. I know your son. He's orange.

He's got a gimpy fin on one side.

_________________________________

-That's Nemo!

-Mine! Mine! Mine!

_________________________________

Fasten your seat belts!

_________________________________

Mine! Mine! Mine!

_________________________________
DORY: Whoo-hoo!

_________________________________

Everybody hold on!

_________________________________

Mine! Mine! Mine!

_________________________________

-(FISH SCREAM)

-Too loud. Too loud for me.

_________________________________

♪ Twinkle, twinkle, little star ♪

_________________________________

Find a happy place.

Find a happy place!

_________________________________
BARBARA:

Darla, your uncle will see you now.

_________________________________

All right. Let's see those pearly whites.

_________________________________

I'm a piranha.

_________________________________

They're in the Amazon.

_________________________________

And a piranha's a fish.

Just like your present.

_________________________________

-DARLA: I got a fishy!

-Oh, no.

_________________________________

Poor little guy.

_________________________________

-He's dead.

-Sharkbait!

_________________________________

Yay! Fishy, fishy, fishy!

_________________________________

Must have left your present

in the car, sweetie. I'll go and get it.

_________________________________

He's still alive!

_________________________________

Why is he playing dead?

_________________________________

He's going to

get flushed down the toilet.

_________________________________

He's going to get out of here.

_________________________________

-What a smart little guy.

-No, not the trash can!

_________________________________

Hey! I found his dad.

_________________________________

-Where's Nemo?

-Dentist!

_________________________________

-He's over there.

-What's a dentist?

_________________________________

-Get in there.

-I can't go in there.

_________________________________

Oh, yes you can. Charge!

_________________________________

-(SCREAMS)

-What the...

_________________________________

Darla, sweetie, look out.

_________________________________

Hold still. Easy, easy.

_________________________________

Hold still!

_________________________________

It's all right. Nobody's going to hurt you.

_________________________________

Nemo.

_________________________________

-Oh, my goodness.

-Gotcha!

_________________________________

-MARLIN: Nemo!

-Daddy?

_________________________________
SHERMAN: Out with you. And stay out!

_________________________________

-Daddy?

-Fishy?

_________________________________

Fishy!

_________________________________

Wake up! Wake up!

_________________________________

-Oh, no!

-To the top

_________________________________

of Mount Wannahockaloogie.

_________________________________

Why are you sleeping?

_________________________________

-Hurry!

-Bloat!

_________________________________

Ring of Fire!

_________________________________

Fishy!

_________________________________

-DARLA: Get it out!

-Crikey!

_________________________________

The animals have gone mad!

_________________________________
DARLA: (SCREAMS) Get it out!

_________________________________

-Smack her in the head!

-Go, Gill, go!

_________________________________

There's a fish in my hair!

_________________________________

-Gill.

-Sharkbait.

_________________________________

Tell your dad I said hi.

_________________________________

Aaggh!

_________________________________

-Go get him.

-(SHERMAN GROANS)

_________________________________

He did it!

_________________________________

-I'm happy.

-Is he going to be okay?

_________________________________

Don't worry.

All drains lead to the ocean.

_________________________________

Fishy!

_________________________________

Aaggh!

_________________________________

Daddy!

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

I'm... I'm so sorry.

_________________________________

Truly I am.

_________________________________

-Hey...

-Dory.

_________________________________

If it wasn't for you,

I never would have even made it here.

_________________________________

So thank you.

_________________________________

Hey, wait a minute.

_________________________________

Wait. Where are you going?

_________________________________

It's over, Dory. We were too late.

_________________________________

Nemo's gone.

_________________________________

I'm going home now.

_________________________________

No. No, you can't.

_________________________________

Stop!

_________________________________

Please don't go away. Please?

_________________________________

No one's ever stuck with me

for so long before.

_________________________________

And if you leave...

_________________________________

I remember things better with you.

Look.

_________________________________

P. Sherman, 42...

_________________________________

42...

_________________________________

Bah! I remember it. It's there. I know it is.

_________________________________

Because when I look at you, I can feel it.

_________________________________

And I look at you and I...

_________________________________

I'm home.

_________________________________

Please. I don't want that to go away.

_________________________________

I don't want to forget.

_________________________________

I'm sorry, Dory,

_________________________________

but I do.

_________________________________

-Manna from heaven.

-Sweet nectar of life.

_________________________________

Hey!

_________________________________

-This is our spot.

-Go on. Get out of here.

_________________________________

Hey, hey, hey.

_________________________________

Yeah, that's it.

_________________________________

Too right, mate!

_________________________________

I got a live one here!

_________________________________

-Have you seen my dad?

-Gotcha!

_________________________________

-Come back here.

-You let him go!

_________________________________

Dad!

_________________________________

Dad!

_________________________________

Dad!

_________________________________
DORY: No!

_________________________________

(DORY GROANS)

_________________________________

-Excuse me.

-No.

_________________________________

-Are you all right?

-I don't know where I am.

_________________________________

I don't know what's going on.

I think I lost somebody,

_________________________________

but I can't remember.

_________________________________

-It's okay.

-I can't remember.

_________________________________

I'm looking for someone, too.

We can look together.

_________________________________

-I'm Dory.

-I'm Nemo.

_________________________________

Nemo?

_________________________________

That's a nice name.

_________________________________

-Dad!

-Dad!

_________________________________

-Dad.

-Dad.

_________________________________

Wait a minute. Is it your dad or my dad?

_________________________________

My dad.

_________________________________

-Got it. Dad!

-Where are we anyway?

_________________________________

Dad!

_________________________________

Syl... Schai...

_________________________________

Sydney.

_________________________________

P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.

_________________________________

-Nemo!

-What?

_________________________________

It's you! Nemo!

_________________________________

Yes. I'm Nemo.

_________________________________

You're Nemo.

You were dead. I saw you.

_________________________________

And then... Here you are.

You're not dead.

_________________________________

And your father... Your father!

_________________________________

My father? You know my father?

Where is he?

_________________________________

He went this way. Quick!

_________________________________

Hey!

_________________________________

Have you seen an orange fish swim by?

_________________________________

-It looks like him.

-But bigger.

_________________________________

I saw him,

but I'm not telling you where he went.

_________________________________

And there's no way

you're going to make me.

_________________________________

Mine.

_________________________________

(SCREAMS) All right. I'll talk!

_________________________________

He went to the fishing grounds.

_________________________________

-Hey, look out.

-Sorry.

_________________________________

I'm just trying to get home.

_________________________________

(FAINT CRY) Daddy!

_________________________________

-Nemo?

-NEMO: Daddy!

_________________________________

Nemo?

_________________________________
NEMO: Dad!
DORY: Nemo's alive!

_________________________________

Dory?

_________________________________

-Nemo!

-Daddy!

_________________________________

-Nemo! I'm coming, Nemo!

-Dad!

_________________________________

Nemo! Thank goodness.

_________________________________

It's all right, son. It's going to be okay.

_________________________________

Turn around!

You're going the wrong way.

_________________________________

-Aaggh! Look out!

-Move!

_________________________________

(DORY SCREAMS)

_________________________________

-Dory!

-Come on.

_________________________________

Help! Get us out!

_________________________________

No, no, no! Dory!

_________________________________

-Dad, I know what to do.

-Nemo, no!

_________________________________

We have to tell all the fish

to swim down together.

_________________________________

-Get out of there.

-This will work.

_________________________________

No, I am not going to lose you again.

_________________________________

There's no time.

It's the only way we can save Dory.

_________________________________

I can do this!

_________________________________

You're right. I know you can.

_________________________________

-NEMO: Lucky fin.

-Now, go. Hurry!

_________________________________

Tell all the fish to swim down.

_________________________________

Well, you heard my son. Come on.

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-Dory, you have to tell everybody to...

-Swim down together.

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Do you understand what I'm saying?

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Swim down!

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-Everybody swim down.

-Come on. You have to swim down.

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Down! Swim down!

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Swim down! Swim down!

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Don't give up! Keep swimming!

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Just keep swimming!

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MARLIN: That's it!

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It's working!

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ALL: Keep swimming!

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Just keep swimming!

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-Come on, Dad!

-You're doing great, son.

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-That's my dad.

-Let's get to the bottom.

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♪ Just keep swimming ♪

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MARLIN: Almost there. Keep swimming!

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ALL: Keep swimming!

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ALL: Keep swimming!

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(CHEERING)

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Hey!

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Where's Nemo?

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There!

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Oh, no. Nemo!

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Nemo?

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Nemo?

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It's okay. Daddy's here.

Daddy's got you.

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-Daddy?

-Oh, thank goodness.

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Daddy...

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-I don't hate you.

-Oh, no, no, no.

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I'm so sorry, Nemo.

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Hey, guess what?

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-What?

-Sea turtles...

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I met one.

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And he was 150 years old.

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150?

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Yep.

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'Cause Sandy Plankton said

they only lived to be 100.

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Sandy Plankton?

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Think I would cross the ocean and

not know as much as Sandy Plankton?

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He was 150! Not 100.

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Who is this Sandy Plankton

that knows everything wrong?

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Time for school! Time for school!

Get up! Let's go!

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-I'm going to win.

-No, you're not.

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-I did it.

-My own son beats me.

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Climb aboard, explorers.

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So then the sea cucumber looks over

at the mollusk and says,

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"With fronds like these,

who needs anemones?"

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Well, hello, Nemo. Who's this?

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-Exchange student.

-I'm from the EAC, dude.

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-Sweet.

-Totally.

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Seriously, Marty, did you really do

all the things you say you did?

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BRUCE: Pardon me.

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Hello.

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Don't be alarmed.

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We wanted to make sure

our newest member got home safely.

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-Thanks.

-We'll see you next week.

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-Keep up with the programme, Dory.

-Remember, fish are friends.

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Not food! Bye!

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Hold on. Here we go.

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Next stop, knowledge.

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Bye, son. Have fun.

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NEMO: Bye, Dad.

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Oh! Mr. Ray, wait. I forgot something.

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Love you, Dad.

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I love you, too, son.

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Uh, Dad? You can let go now.

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Sorry.

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Now go have an adventure.

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Goodbye. See you later, dudes!

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-Bye, Elmo.

-Nemo.

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-Nemo. Bye, Nemo.

-See you after school, Dory.

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NEMO: Bye, Dad!

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Bye, son.

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SHERMAN: Barbara.
BARBARA: Mmm-hmm?

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I don't understand it.

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Here this thing has a lifetime guarantee

and it breaks.

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Had to clean the tank myself,

take the fish out, put 'em in bags and...

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Where'd the fish go?

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(CAR HORNS)

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Come on, Peach!

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You got it. That's it. You can do it.

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That's the shortest red light

I've ever seen.

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Come on, Peach.

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(CHEERING)

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(TRIUMPHANT LAUGHTER)

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Now what?

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(POP MUSIC PLAYING)
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(McQUEEN EXHALES)
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McQUEEN: Okay, here we go.
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Focus. Speed. I am speed.

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(ENGINES ROARING)

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One winner, 42 losers.
I eat losers for breakfast.

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Did I used to say that?

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-MATER: Yes, sir, you did.
-(McQUEEN GASPS)

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-You used to say that all the time.

-Mater, what are you doing in here?

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Well, I didn't want you to be lonely.

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(STUTTERS) Thank you.
But I'm kind of preparing for a race.

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I need a little quiet.

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Oh, right. You got it, buddy.

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Hey, everybody, listen up.

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My best friend, Lightning McQueen,
needs quiet. (SHOUTING) Perfect quiet!

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(CHUCKLES)

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Okay. Where was I?

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(EXHALES DEEPLY)

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Racing. Real racing.

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(SCOFFS)

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That ain't racing.

That wasn't even a Sunday drive.

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That was one lap.

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Racing is 500 of those.

Everybody fighting to move up.

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Lap after lap. Inside, outside,

inches apart. Never touching.

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Now that's racing.

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(CHUCKLES) Well, I can't argue
with The Doc Hudson.

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(CHUCKLES) How true, how true.

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(LAUGHS)

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-(BANGS ON DOOR)
-(CHUCKLES)

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MACK: Hey, Lightning, you ready?

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Oh, yeah. Lightning's ready.

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(ENGINE REVVING)

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This one's for you, Doc.

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BRENT: Look at them go!
Into the final lap.

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And here comes number seven...
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Dusty Crophopper!
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And Dusty wins the gold!
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Go, Duster!
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Dusty, you were just

a small-town crop duster
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who overcame impossible odds
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to win the Wings Around

the Globe Rally.
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And now, you're an air racing legend.
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Well, Brent, I've had an amazing team
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supporting me every step of the way.
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The best coach, the best mechanic...
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and the best fuel truck

that anyone could ask for.
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Hey, wait a minute.

You're a gas consultant.
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That's correct. I've got gas.
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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(CHUCKLES)

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