SpongeBob Movie subtitles

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(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
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-(SCREECHING)

-(MUSIC STOPS)
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(SEAGULLS SQUAWKING)
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES)
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(GRUNTING)
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A-ha!
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(LAUGHING)
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(SINGING)
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(GRUNTING)
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(SWORD SWISHING)
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(PANTING)
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(GRUNTING)
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(GASPS)
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(SNIFFLES)
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Eh?
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"Booby Traps"? (GRUNTS)
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(LAUGHING)
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(GRUNTING)
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Ah...
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Oh, there you are, my lovely.
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(SINGING)
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Hmm! What's that?
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Take the book?
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I don't mind if I do.
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(GRUNTS)
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(LAUGHS) At last, it is mine.
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Finally, you are mine.
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All right. Let's do this. Bare knuckles.
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Bring it on, skinny. You don't scare me.
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(GRUNTS)
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(LAUGHS)
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(SCREAMING)
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You got any sevens?
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Go fish.
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-(SQUAWKING)

-(GROANING)
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Is that all you got?
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(LAUGHING)
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(EXCLAIMS)
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Ooh.
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(GRUNTS)
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(EXHALES)
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Hmm.
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Man, this is way overdue.
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(SNIFFLES)
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"Once upon a time, under the sea,
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"there was a little town

called Bikini Bottom.
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"In this town, there was a place
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"called The Krusty Krab,
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"where folks would come to eat a thing
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"called the Krabby Patty.
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"Every greasy spoon has a fry cook,

and the one who worked here
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"was named SpongeBob SquarePants."

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SEAGULLS: Who lives

in a pineapple under the sea?

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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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-Absorbent and yellow and porous is he

-Just hold it. Hold it.
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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If nautical nonsense

be something you wish
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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Then drop on the deck

and flop like a fish
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SpongeBob SquarePants!

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(GROANS) Stop!
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Huh?
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There's only one thing worse
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than talking birds, and that would be...
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Singing birds!
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Okay, I promise not to (SINGS) si-i-i-ng.
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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Take it from us.
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He really does hate singing birds.
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(SQUAWKS AND FARTS)
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Just keep weading.

Pwease, Mr. Piwate, sir.
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(GROANS)
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Come closer while I tell you the tale.
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-Okay, start reading.

-No. Not that close!
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Yeah. Hmm.
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All right, here we go.
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Now, SpongeBob loved his job
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-as a fry cook...

-(SINGING)
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...more than anything.
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And that is saying a lot
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because he loved everything!

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-He loved his pet snail, Gary.

-(MEOWS)
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He loved his best friend, Patrick.

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-(GRUNTS)

-(LAUGHING)
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He loved blowing bubbles
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-and jellyfishing.

-Whee!
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He loved making Krabby Patties

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for the folks of Bikini Bottom

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just as much as they loved eating them

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Why, you may ask,

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do they love this

greasy little sandwich so much?

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Why did they eat them for breakfast...

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-(GRUNTS)

-...lunch,
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and dinner,
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despite their doctor's warnings?

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He'll be gone in a week.
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(SOBBING) Oh, Harold!
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BURGER BEARD: Oh. It was a secret.
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No one was sure what was
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in these patties

that made them so delicious.
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And, frankly, no one cared,
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-except for Plankton.

-Meh.
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Plankton owned a restaurant

right across the street

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from The Krusty Krab,

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where no one ate

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because the food was really bad.
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Now, is that really necessary?
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BURGER BEARD: Plankton

had made it his life's work

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to steal the recipe.

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(WHIMPERS)
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SpongeBob, please, let's talk about this!
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And SpongeBob was

always there to protect it.

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But today, things

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would be different.

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(PLANKTON GRUNTS)
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Good morning, SpongeBob!
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Morning, Patrick!
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You here for

your pre-lunch Krabby Patty?
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I'm getting two today.
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One for me and one for my friend.
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Oh. Have I met this friend?
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"You know me, SpongeBob."
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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(LAUGHING)
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Enjoy, Patrick's tummy.
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Thirteen,
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fourteen, fifteen...
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Hey, Mr. Krabs, I thought we got
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our tartar sauce delivery on Thursday.
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Tartar...
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Sauce?
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PLANKTON: Bull's-eye!
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(LAUGHING)
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Plankton!
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So it's a food fight he wants, eh?
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Welcome to Air Plankton.
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Please put your seat backs

and tray tables up
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as we're now approaching

our final destination.
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(AIR RAID SIREN BLARING)
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Okay, Patrick, load the potatoes!
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Mashed or scalloped, sir?
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No, Patrick. Raw.
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Sir, yes, sir!
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Locked and loaded!
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Don't worry, little formuler,

you'll be safe in this,
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uh, safe.
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Fire!
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Potatoes?
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He's closing in!
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I think we have a few minutes

before he gets here.
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(GASPS) He's right on top of us!
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Hey, it's raining fries!
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It's gonna take a lot more than

potatoes to bring this baby down.
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Or maybe not.
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(ALL GASPING)
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(ALL CHEERING)
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Whoo!
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Wait a minute,

Patrick, look! He's got a tank!
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(GRUNTING)
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Well, Krabs, you're certainly

in a pickle now!
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(LAUGHS EVILLY)
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-(BOTH GASPING)

-(BOTH SCREAMING)
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(GRUNTS)
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Hey, it's raining pickles!
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(LAUGHS)
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Now it's raining...
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Tanks.
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You're welcome!
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(GROANING)
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Finland.
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(BOTH SCREAMING)
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You orders, sir!
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I'll have two

Krabby Patties-extra ketchup,
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extra mustard, and hold the mayo.
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Wrong channel!
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Your orders, sir!
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Extra ketchup! Extra mustard!

Hold the mayo!
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Yes, sir!
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Extra ketchup! Extra mustard!
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(GRUNTS) Hold the mayo!
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Unleash the condiments!
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With relish.
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(YELLS)
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(MAKES FARTING NOISE)
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Excuse me.
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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(BOTH YELLING)
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Hello?
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Hello?
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-Guess y'all don't want my money.

-Money?
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Thank you! Come again!
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(PANTING)
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I can't hold the mayo any longer!
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(GRUNTS)
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Mayo? Well, it's going to

take a lot more than mayo to stop...
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(GROANING)
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Now what?
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(LAUGHING EVILLY)
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Oh!
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I just remembered,

I don't work for Mr. Krabs!
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SPONGEBOB: Robot! Robot!
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Robot! Giant robot!
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Robot! Robot!
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Mr. Krabs, Plankton's here

and he's got a giant robot!
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Quick, boy, bar the door!
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Got it!
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(LAUGHING)
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(GASPS)
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I'll take one secret formula...
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-(SCREAMS)

-...to go.
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(SCREAMING)
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(WHIMPERING)
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Oh, barnacles. I'm out of gas?
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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I'm not through yet.
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I've got something that will make

you hand over that formula.
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Something you can't resist.
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(GASPS) Money!
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Yes! Huh?
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That's... That's... That's impossible!
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Well, it was full of money just last week.
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And then

I bought that airplane and built that tank.
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KRABS: Sounds to me like
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someone's just a wee bit broke!
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Well, Krabs, I guess you've won.
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I've spent every penny I've ever made

trying to put you out of business.
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Except this one.

My last penny. (CRYING)
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Besides, what can I do

with one measly cent anyway?
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You could give it to me.

Just a suggestion.
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Here, take it.
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You've taken everything else. Why not?
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(SOBBING)
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Well, Plankton,

like a reheated Krabby Patty,
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you're been foiled again.
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(GROANS)
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I guess this means the secret formula

is safe forever, right, Mr. Krabs?
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It sure does, boy.
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Why don't you scurry along?
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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Thanks for coming! Have a nice day!
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(SOBBING)
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KRABS: He's been out there

crying for 20 minutes.
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Pathetic.
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I'm just going to

go out there and gloat a little.
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(LAUGHING)
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(GROANING)
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(BONE CRACKING)
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Cyclops to Laptop. Come in, Laptop.
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"Laptop." You do realize

that nickname is demanding?

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I have twice the processing

power of a lap top.

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(WHISPERING) Never mind.

Maintain radio silence.
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(GASPS)
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(LAUGHS)
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Finally!
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Huh?
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A pressure plate, eh, Krabs?
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Amateur hour.
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Hmm.
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Perfect!
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(GRUNTS)
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Not a bad likeness.
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Good enough to fool that idiot Krabs.
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Easy, easy.
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(BEEPING)
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(MOCKINGLY) Plankton's broke!

Ooh-ooh.
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SPONGEBOB: Look at Mr. Krabs go.
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I've never seen him

gloat this hard before.
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-(LAUGHS)

-(SOBBING)
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Hey, well, Plankton,
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me bunions are telling me

it's time to stop gloating.
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Huh? Looks like you're

falling apart at the seams.
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-Huh?

-Poor me.
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-Sob, sob.

-A robot?
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(GASPS) Plankton?
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Uh-oh.
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(BEEPING)
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-That ain't good.

-(ALARM BLARING)
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FEMALE COMPUTER VOICE:

Initiating lockdown sequence.

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Me formuler!
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(GASPS)
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Huh? Ow!
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-(ALL GASPING)

-(SHRIEKS)
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No, no, no! No!
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Squidward! Open up!
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Ha-ha, victory dance. Boo-ya.
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(PANTING) Give me that!
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Come on, SpongeBob, join me!
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And we'll be rich and powerful,
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until I eventually betray you.
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(STAMMERING)
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-Uh, join me!

-No! Never!
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I'm on Team Krabs for life!
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(GRUNTING)
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Plankton!
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(BOTH STRAINING)
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(SCREAMS)
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What? Where'd it go?
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PLANKTON: Wait a minute.

Molecular deconstruction?

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I proved that to be a

scientific impossibility seven times!

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SPONGEBOB: Wait a minute.

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I think I forget to empty

Gary's litter box today.

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(GASPS)
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Where's me formuler, Plankton?
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I... I don't know! It just disappeared!
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Why should I believe you, you lying liar?
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Normally, I'd agree with you, Mr. Krabs,
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but this time he's telling

the truth. It just vanished!
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It's true! (GASPS)
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(WHIMPERS)
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Mr. Krabs, I'm telling you he's innocent!
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What are you going to do, Krabs?
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Pour hot oil on me?
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Or put bamboo shoots under my nails?
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No. Knock, knock.
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Knock-knock jokes?

I can do this all day, Krabs.
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Knock, knock.
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Oh, boy. Who's there?
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Jimmy.
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Jimmy who?
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Jimmy back my formuler, Plankton!
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Well, that's stupid, but how is it torture?
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(CHUCKLES) You'll see.
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"Jimmy back my formula"?
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Hmm.
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Oh!
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I get it!
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(LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY)
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(SCREAMING)
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Oh, make it stop, Krabs! Make it stop!
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-(CONTINUES LAUGHING)

-(CONTINUES SCREAMING)
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Mr. Krabs? SpongeBob, zip it!
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(GROANS) Thank you, Squidward.
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The customers are getting restless!
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They're asking for
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refunds.
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(ECHOES) Refunds.
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(COUGHS) Refunds?
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CUSTOMERS: (CHANTING)

Refund! Refund!
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Listen up, boy. Get in there
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and make some customers

some Krabby Patties!
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All right, Plankton... Huh?
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(GASPS)
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(SCREAMING)
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SpongeBob! What's wrong, boy?
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(SCREAMING)
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We're out of Krabby Patties?
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How can we make more Krabby

Patties without the secret formula?
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You've got to have that

formuler memorized by now!
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But as you are aware, sir,
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the employee handbook

clearly states, and I quote,
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"No employee may, in part or in whole,
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"commit the Krabby Patty secret formula
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"to any recorded written or visual form,
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"including memories, dreams,

and/or needlepoint."
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(WAILING) Curse you, fine print!
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CUSTOMERS: (CHANTING)

Refund! Refund! Refund!
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Stop!
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(SQUIDWARD GROANS)
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I'm not your enemy!
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Plankton is your enemy!
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So is he an anemone or a plankton?
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(DRUM PLAYS RIMSHOT)
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Well, someone had to do it.
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(STAMMERS) But Mr. Krabs...
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-He took this from you!

-(CUSTOMERS GASPING)
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-Krabby Patty...

-I can almost taste it.
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Uh, Mr. Krabs,

Plankton didn't take the secret formula.
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Not now, SpongeBob!
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Hey! I ordered a double Krabby Patty!
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So join me! Help get the formuler back,
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and I'll give each

and every one of you a free Krabby Patty!
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(ALL CHEERING)
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Oh, no! Wait!
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Even better, a slight discount!
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(ALL SIGHING)
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-To the Chum Bucket!

-(CUSTOMERS CLAMORING)
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But he didn't do it.
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PLANKTON: I had it right

in my greedy little mitts,
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and then... Poof!
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And now it's gone. Gone forever.
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Oh, I was so close to

gaining the people's respect-slash-fear.
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Um, Plankton?
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Oh, when will my

frustration-slash-humiliation end?
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-Plankton?

-Not now, hon!
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I'm ranting-slash-raving.
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All right, what is it?
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Well, I was trying to tell you

there's an angry mob outside.

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-But now they're inside.
-(ALL GROWLING)
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Oh. (YELPS)
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-CROWD: Hmm?
-I just work here.

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We'd like to have a word with you!
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(ALL CLAMORING)
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(CHUCKLES) You all look very hungry.
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Can I get anybody a Chum Burger?
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KRABS: Enough with

the niceties, Plankton!
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This is the last time I'm going to ask you.
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Where is me formuler?
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I told you, Krabs, I don't have it.
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Wrong answer.
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-(WHIMPERING)
-SPONGEBOB: Stop!
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All right, Mr. Krabs, let me get in on this.
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(GROWLS)
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What's going on around here?
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You may want to

step back a little, Mr. Krabs.
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This could get messy.
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Let's hope so.
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So you won't talk, eh, Plankton?
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I didn't want to have to do this.
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Plankton, here comes the pain.
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Soap, in the eye, eh? Diabolical!
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(INHALES DEEPLY)
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No! Stop! Don't!
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Wait. That didn't look painful.
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Mr. Krabs, you may not

understand what I'm about to do today,
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but somebody we'll look back

and have a good laugh.
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Wait a minute.
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Hey, they're getting away!
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Sorry, Mr. Krabs!
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So, you've been running

a long con on me, eh?
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All these years you've been

working for Plankton!
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They're in cahoots!
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Yeah, I guess that's

a short way of saying it.
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Stop that bubble!
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(ALL SHOUTING)
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(PANTING)
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(BOTH GRUNTING)
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(SCREAMS)
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Please tell me there's

something soft below me.
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BOTH: Mmm, nope.
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(SCREAMING)
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KRABS: SpongeBob!
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Oh. You were like

an underpaid son to me.
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I would've expected Squidward

to stab me in the back.
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(SNORING) Huh? What? Huh?
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But SpongeBob?
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Me most trusted employee?

Working with me sworn enemy?
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You know what this means,

Mr. Squidward.
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We get the rest of the day off?
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No!
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This be but a harbinger

of what I fear lies ahead.
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For you. For me.
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For all of Bikini Bottom!
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The Krabby Patty

is what ties us all together!
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Without it, there will be

a complete breakdown of social order.
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A war of all against all!
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Dark times are ahead.
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Dark times indeed!
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Seriously?
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Aren't you overreacting a bit?
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ALL: Huh?
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Welcome to the apocalypse,

Mr. Squidward.
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-I hope you like leather.

-(ALL SCREAMING)
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SQUIDWARD: I prefer suede.
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BURGER BEARD: And so

Bikini Bottom became
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an apocalyptic cesspool forevermore.
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The end.
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-(GRUNTS)

-(BONE CRACKS)
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Wait a minute. That's a terrible ending.
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-Oh, this is bad. Really bad.

-What? What?
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SpongeBob's in trouble

and the story's over?
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-Ouch. Ouch. Ouch.

-(BELL TOLLING)
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SEAGULL 1: Hey, call a therapist!
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SEAGULL 2: I have anxiety!
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(SEAGULL 3 SOBBING)
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There is no way that

that's the end of this story.
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(SCOFFS)
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Of course it is. I'll show you.
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Just turn around.
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Oh, all right.
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-(GROANS) Hey!

-(LAUGHS)
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I need that to fly, you jerk.
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"The
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"End"!
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SEAGULL 4: That's not the end!
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(GRUNTS) Of course it is!
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-Unhand that book!

-You let go of that!
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Let go, you numbskull!
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-(SCREAMING)

-(CRASHING)
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You better keep reading, Mr. Pirate,
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or else!
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I know I shouldn't be

littering, but that ending was rubbish!
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(LAUGHING)
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Rubbish! (LAUGHS)
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(PEOPLE CLAMORING)
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(RUMBLING)
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Good morning, Squidward.

I'll have the usual.
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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With cheese.
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We're out of Krabby Patties right now!
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No Krabby Patties?
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No!
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Look what's become of Bikini Bottom.
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We've really gotta get that formula back.
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Hmm. Get the secret formula, you say?
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Excuse me, I need a moment.
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With that formula, I could rule the world!
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(LAUGHING EVILLY)
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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You know I can hear you, right?
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Well, what do we do now?
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Now we work together.

You know, teamwork.
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What's, uh, "tee-am work"?
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No, Plankton, teamwork.
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Tee-am work.
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-Teamwork.

-Tie-'em work.
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-Teamwork.

-Tie 'em up!
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-Say "team," like a sports...

-Team.
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-Team. Now say "work."

-Work.
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Put them together. What do you got?
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Time bomb work.
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Getting better!
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Now, Bikini Bottom Action News!

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-(PATRICK GROANING)

-(GASPS)
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Oh, hey, Patrick!
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Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty,

Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty!
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(WHIMPERS)
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Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty,

Krabby... (WHIMPERS)
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Krabby Patty, Krabby... (WHIMPERS)
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Krabby Patty... (WHIMPERS)
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Krabby... (WHIMPERS)
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Krabby! (SOBBING)
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Come on, tummy,
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it's gonna be a long day.
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NEWS ANCHOR: We interrupt

your regular program

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for an important news bulletin.

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Perch Perkins reporting live
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from downtown Bikini (YELPS) Bottom.
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Complete chaos here today

as our town attempts to deal with
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a sudden and complete shortage

of Krabby Patties. Whoa!
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Events here have

this reporter wondering,
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what is the secret ingredient in Krabby

Patties anyway? (SCREAMING)
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It's love! The secret ingredient is live!
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(GASPS) No more Krabby Patties?
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If I'd have known that,
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I'd have chewed it slower. Huh?
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What the corndog is that?
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(PEOPLE CLAMORING)
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Come on, Plankton, it's easy!
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It means, I help you, you help me,
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and when we accomplish our goal,
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then we do hands in the middle.
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Hands in the middle?

No, no. Sounds idiotic.
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Beside, the two of us

are no match for that cranky mob!
_________________________________

(STRAINING)
_________________________________

We could probably use a few more
_________________________________

tee-am works.
_________________________________

That's exactly what I was thinking!
_________________________________

Wait, what are you doing?
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(BOTH GRUNTING)
_________________________________

PATRICK: I need Krabby Patties!
_________________________________

-(GROANING)

-Patrick, what are you doing?
_________________________________

Krabby Patties!
_________________________________

Vandalizing stuff.
_________________________________

Isn't that your house?
_________________________________

Hey, what's with all the questions?
_________________________________

Who are you guys?
_________________________________

It's me, your best friend! SpongeBob?
_________________________________

Oh, yeah? Well, if you're SpongeBob,
_________________________________

then what's the secret password?
_________________________________

BOTH: Uh...
_________________________________

Correct! It is you!
_________________________________

-SpongeBob!

-Whoa.
_________________________________

-SpongeBob.

-Patrick!
_________________________________

-SpongeBob!

(GROANING)
_________________________________

Why aren't you at The Krusty

Krab making Krabby Patties?
_________________________________

-(PLANKTON GRUNTS)

-Well, I'd love to, but the formula's gone.
_________________________________

Yeah, Mr. Krabs says

you and Plankton took it.
_________________________________

No, that's not what happened.
_________________________________

It just disappeared.
_________________________________

We're putting a team together to find it.
_________________________________

A team?
_________________________________

Oh! Oh! Pick me! Pick me! Pick me!
_________________________________

Okay, Patrick, you're in.
_________________________________

PLANKTON: I don't know, SpongeBob.
_________________________________

What exactly does this clown

bring to the tee-am?
_________________________________

He brings loyalty, Plankton.
_________________________________

Loyalty. Isn't that right, Patrick?
_________________________________

Yeah, yeah, loyalty.
_________________________________

I've got SpongeBob!
_________________________________

He's over here!
_________________________________

(IMITATES ALARM)
_________________________________

-Let's go get him!

-(ALL SHOUTING)
_________________________________

Come on, SpongeBob,

let's get out of here!
_________________________________

Patrick!
_________________________________

-(GROANS)

-(CONTINUES IMITATING ALARM)
_________________________________

Patrick, why are you doing this?
_________________________________

Because I need
_________________________________

Krabby Patties!
_________________________________

Hurry up! I'm hungry!
_________________________________

-Over here!

-(PANTING)
_________________________________

(CONTINUES IMITATING ALARM)
_________________________________

Guys, am I still on the team?
_________________________________

Hey, what are you looking at?
_________________________________

(PEOPLE CLAMORING)
_________________________________

(SPONGEBOB PANTING)
_________________________________

Sandy!
_________________________________

Sandy!
_________________________________

Sandy?
_________________________________

Sandy, are you home?
_________________________________

Gee, Plankton, I wonder where she is.
_________________________________

What is all this stuff?
_________________________________

Sandy?
_________________________________

-(SCREAMS)

-Don't touch that!
_________________________________

Incoherent muttering. (MUTTERING)
_________________________________

Sandy? Are you okay?
_________________________________

(SHOUTING) Okay?
_________________________________

Have you looked outside?

Does that seem "okay" to you?
_________________________________

I'm trying to figure out

what happened to society.
_________________________________

If we don't fix it soon,
_________________________________

there won't  be anything left to fix!
_________________________________

Sandy?
_________________________________

The lack of Krabby Patties

has driven her mad.
_________________________________

And I think I figgered it out.
_________________________________

Look.
_________________________________

When this came down from above,
_________________________________

I knew it could only mean one thing.
_________________________________

And that would be?
_________________________________

It means it's the end!
_________________________________

The sandwich gods are angry with us!
_________________________________

BOTH: Sandwich gods?
_________________________________

I just don't know

how we're going to appease them!
_________________________________

(MUTTERING)
_________________________________

PLANKTON: You got any other friends

who aren't dim bulbs or nut jobs?
_________________________________

Well, I have one friend

who's loyal to the very end.
_________________________________

(PEOPLE SHOUTING)
_________________________________

Gary, I'm home.
_________________________________

Gare-bear?
_________________________________

Gary?
_________________________________

Gary?
_________________________________

-Ugh.

-Huh?
_________________________________

Revolting!
_________________________________

But it means Gary is close by!
_________________________________

Gary, I'm back!
_________________________________

Whoa.
_________________________________

Oh, hey, Gary, Plankton and I need you

to help us find the Krabby Patty formula
_________________________________

-and fix Bikini Bottom.

-(MEOWING)
_________________________________

What do you mean, you don't

have to do as I say anymore?
_________________________________

-(MEOWING)

-What do you mean, "King of Snails"?
_________________________________

Gary The Snail, you get down here right

now and join this team!
_________________________________

(MEOWING)
_________________________________

What do you mean, "Seize them"?
_________________________________

(ROARING)
_________________________________

(BOTH SCREAMING)
_________________________________

-Why are you running?

-(PANTING)
_________________________________

Because they're right on our tail.
_________________________________

Oh, right, snails.
_________________________________

Well, so much for your tee-am.
_________________________________

Putting together a team is a lot

harder than I thought it would be!
_________________________________

-(PEOPLE CLAMORING)
-KRABS: This way!
_________________________________

We better get out of here

until things cool off.
_________________________________

(GLASS SHATTERING)
_________________________________

SPONGEBOB: Everything we know

and love has been destroyed.
_________________________________

Oh, yea, looks like

they're gonna have to
_________________________________

change the name

of Bikini Bottom to Dirty Bottom.
_________________________________

(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

Right, SpongeBob?
_________________________________

That's kind of gross, Plankton.
_________________________________

Yeah. Yeah, too soon, huh?
_________________________________

This feels like it really is the end.
_________________________________

Don't worry, SpongeBob,
_________________________________

we'll find the secret formula and

everything will go back to the way it was,
_________________________________

you know, all happy and junk.
_________________________________

Now let's try and get some sleep.
_________________________________

-(DISTANT CHATTER)

-(GLASS SHATTERING)
_________________________________

Yeah, I guess you're right.
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(SHIVERS)
_________________________________

Here you are. Feel comfy?
_________________________________

You know, Plankton,
_________________________________

I think you might know a little bit more
_________________________________

about teamwork than you let on.
_________________________________

Good night, SpongeBob.
_________________________________

Good night, Plankton.
_________________________________

(SNORING)
_________________________________

(LAUGHS EVILLY)
_________________________________

"Good night," indeed.
_________________________________

That's right, SpongeBob, sleep.
_________________________________

You're hiding that formula

in there somewhere.
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Well, here goes nothing.
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

What is this place?
_________________________________

-(LAUGHING)

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

(LAUGHS) Fudge fight!
_________________________________

-Oh, it's all over me!

-(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Ew! It's so sweet in here!
_________________________________

I think my eyeball is getting a toothache!
_________________________________

FEMALE VOICES: Hello, Plankton.
_________________________________

Come and play with us.
_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-Hurry
_________________________________

before we met.
_________________________________

-(WHIMPERS)

-(BOTH GIGGLING)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

(BICYCLE BELL RINGING)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Whoa...
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(PURRING)
_________________________________

-(MEOWS)

-(PLANKTON GROANS)
_________________________________

So much sweetness.
_________________________________

I think I'm going to be sick! (GAGS)
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

Daddy!
_________________________________

(PLANKTON SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Uh, Plankton? Oh, Plankton!
_________________________________

I just had

the craziest dream! And you were in it!
_________________________________

I'm sure it was nothing.
_________________________________

Now go back to sleep.
_________________________________

Were you in my brain?
_________________________________

What? No! That's crazy talk!
_________________________________

Then why is there

cotton candy on your antenna?
_________________________________

Because, uh, because, uh...
_________________________________

Okay, fine, I was in your brain.
_________________________________

(GASPS) What were you doing in there?
_________________________________

What do you think I was doing?
_________________________________

Looking for the secret formula.
_________________________________

-What?

-Don't act so innocent.
_________________________________

You knew what I was up to.
_________________________________

That's why you're pretending

not to know the formula.
_________________________________

I'm not pretending!
_________________________________

I can't believe you thought I was lying.
_________________________________

Hey, don't take it personally.
_________________________________

I just assume everyone is lying.
_________________________________

That is a horrible way
_________________________________

-to live your life.

-Whatever.
_________________________________

It is! And if we're going

to be on the same team...
_________________________________

Maybe I don't want to be
_________________________________

on the tee-am! You think of that?
_________________________________

But, Plankton, everything's better
_________________________________

-when you're part of a team.

-(PLAYING TUNE)
_________________________________

You're not going

to start singing, are you?
_________________________________

-(SINGING) Teamwork!

-Oh, brother.
_________________________________

We can do anything

when we have teamwork

_________________________________
Don't you think so, my friend?

_________________________________
No, tee-am work

_________________________________
Is getting in the way

of my schee-am work

_________________________________
What don't you comprehend?

_________________________________
But working together is the key

_________________________________
Nothing's impossible

when it's you and me

_________________________________
I'm doing just fine on my own

_________________________________
Work is no fun when you do it alone

_________________________________
If I want it done right, I'll do it by myself

_________________________________
But what if you need

something on a higher shelf?

_________________________________
But I'm the target

_________________________________
Of a very scary,

crazy post-apocalyptic mob!

_________________________________
Well, that's exactly

why you need a partner

_________________________________
Helping you with this important job

_________________________________
I'll be the hammer, you'll be the nail

_________________________________
I'll be the boat and you'll be the sail

_________________________________
I'm the flower, you're the aroma

_________________________________
Right now I wish I was in a coma

_________________________________
Come on.
_________________________________

I'm here for you and you're here for me
_________________________________

It's better when you plus me equals we
_________________________________

Working together in harmony
_________________________________

Side by side, we can reach our dreams
_________________________________

'Cause nothing's impossible
_________________________________

When we're a team!

_________________________________
All right, you can put me down.
_________________________________

Well... (SIGHS)
_________________________________

That's one minute of my life

I'll never get back.
_________________________________

Not without a time machine.
_________________________________

Wait a minute. Hold that thought.
_________________________________

-Now back up.

-(SPEAKING BACKWARDS)
_________________________________

(REWINDING)
_________________________________

Slow down.
_________________________________

(SLOWLY) Not without a time machine.
_________________________________

Hmm.
_________________________________

Yes!
_________________________________

-SpongeBob, you're a genius!

-I am?
_________________________________

If we build a time machine,
_________________________________

we can go back to before

the formula disappeared.
_________________________________

Before society broke down.

Before we became the hunted!
_________________________________

That sounds great, Plankton,
_________________________________

but how do we build a time machine?
_________________________________

Well, first we'll need

a computer powerful enough
_________________________________

to calculate the intricacies of time travel.
_________________________________

Where would we get one of those?
_________________________________

Hmm.
_________________________________

PLANKTON: There she is.

My computer wife.
_________________________________

They're got her tied up in the back room.
_________________________________

I've never seen this many

people at The Chum Bucket.
_________________________________

I've never seen anyone there.
_________________________________

Now was that really necessary?
_________________________________

Cause the food's really bad.
_________________________________

-Oh, come on! Really?

-Shh!
_________________________________

How are we gonna

sneak past those guards?
_________________________________

Hmm.
_________________________________

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
_________________________________

Well, what do we have here?
_________________________________

(ALL GRUNTING)
_________________________________

We better hurry.

Those guys really hate tires.
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

We'll never get in. The door's locked.
_________________________________

(GRUNTS) Hmm.
_________________________________

Wait. The window is open.
_________________________________

Come on, Plankton,
_________________________________

it's time for some teamwork.

Give me a boost.
_________________________________

Okay. Wait a minute, no!
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Just a little higher, Plankton.
_________________________________

Plankton?
_________________________________

Why don't you boost me up instead?
_________________________________

Oh, yeah, good thinking.
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

(WHISPERING)

Come on, SpongeBob, come on!
_________________________________

We're in!
_________________________________

Shh!
_________________________________

There's a guard over there.
_________________________________

Let's take the key from around his neck.
_________________________________

We're gonna have to be very quiet.
_________________________________

Let's walk on the tips of our toes.
_________________________________

-(PATRICK SNORING)

-(FOOTSTEPS CLINKING)
_________________________________

(YAWNING)
_________________________________

(CLINKING CONTINUES)
_________________________________

Will you stop playing that tiny piano?
_________________________________

(WHISPERING)

You're gonna get us caught.
_________________________________

-Sorry.

-(SNORING)
_________________________________

Now just reach over and grab it.
_________________________________

-(CREAKING)

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

Halt! Who goes there?
_________________________________

(SNORING)
_________________________________

-Stop! Pull it over his head!

-Oh.
_________________________________

Stop, stop, stop!
_________________________________

Let me get up there.
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

-(GRUNTS)

-(TEETH CHATTERING)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Help me.
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(PATRICK GRUNTS)
_________________________________

What? (GASPS)
_________________________________

No!
_________________________________

Plankton, help! (GRUNTS)
_________________________________

I'll rock him, you tell him a bedtime story.
_________________________________

(STAMMERS) Once upon a time
_________________________________

there was a big fat

pink idiot who went to sleep. The end!
_________________________________

Nice try,

but it's gonna take more than that to...
_________________________________

(SNORING)
_________________________________

I told you, I don't have

the formula, you monsters!

_________________________________
-Hey, baby, how are you?

-Plankton!
_________________________________

My hero! You must need something,

_________________________________
otherwise you wouldn't have come back.

_________________________________
Plankton has a plan

to save Bikini Bottom.
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

It doesn't matter, Plankton.

Krabs knows all your plans.

_________________________________
He's been through my hard drive

_________________________________
looking for the secret formula.

_________________________________
Eh, I never had it.

But we're going to get it.
_________________________________

We're gonna go back in time
_________________________________

to steal the formula

before it disappeared.
_________________________________

Time travel!
_________________________________

Where are you gonna find

a computer that can do that?

_________________________________
Wait a minute!

_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

I've never carried a head before.
_________________________________

PLANKTON: You'll get used to it.
_________________________________

It's still warm. (GASPS)
_________________________________

So you won't talk, huh?
_________________________________

-Let some air out of him.

-(HISSING)
_________________________________

SPONGEBOB: Is this where

we're gonna build our time machine?
_________________________________

PLANKTON: Sure.

It's got everything we need.
_________________________________

A photo booth.
_________________________________

-A cuckoo clock.

-(CUCKOOS)
_________________________________

Some day-old chips.
_________________________________

Now all we have to do is build it.
_________________________________

(PLAYS TUNE)
_________________________________

Oh, no, you don't! (GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Hey, my pitch pipe!
_________________________________

Uh, I need it. For the time machine.
_________________________________

-Oh. Okay.

-(SHATTERING)
_________________________________

(TOILET FLUSHES)
_________________________________

Installed!
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Mmm.
_________________________________

I did it!
_________________________________

No, we did it!
_________________________________

Wait. We did it.
_________________________________

As a tee-am.
_________________________________

-A team.

-Whatever.
_________________________________

BOTH: (SINGING)

Working together in harmony

_________________________________
Side by side, we can reach our dreams

_________________________________
'Cause nothing's impossible

When we're a team

_________________________________
Okay, now for the brains!
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Okay, Plankton, this is it.

_________________________________
It's gonna take all my processors

_________________________________
and energy to power this time machine.

_________________________________
So if you have anything

you wanna tell me,

_________________________________
you better tell me now.

_________________________________
Well, Karen...
_________________________________

I know I've taken you for granted
_________________________________

all these years, and
_________________________________

I, I just wanted to say,
_________________________________

I'm glad you're on my tee-am.
_________________________________

Oh, Sheldon,

_________________________________
that's the sweetest thing you've ever...

_________________________________
(CRYING)
_________________________________

Plankton, are you crying?
_________________________________

No, no, no!
_________________________________

It's just one of the hazards

of having a giant eyeball.
_________________________________

There's always stuff getting in there.
_________________________________

Anyway, (CLEARS THROAT)

where were we?
_________________________________

Say "cheese."
_________________________________

Cheese!
_________________________________

(MACHINE BEEPING)
_________________________________

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________

According to my calculations,
_________________________________

The Krusty Krab should be right here!
_________________________________

What's that over there?
_________________________________

-SpongeBob?

-Patrick?
_________________________________

Is it really you?
_________________________________

-Yes, Patrick, it's...

-Finally!
_________________________________

The Great Krabby Patty Famine is over!
_________________________________

Great Krabby Patty Famine?

Oh, what year is this?
_________________________________

It's Thursday.
_________________________________

According to my calculations,
_________________________________

we've only gone four days into the future.
_________________________________

Where is everybody?
_________________________________

They all gave up on you. But not me!
_________________________________

Cause I'm not very smart.
_________________________________

Where is The Krusty Krab?
_________________________________

Right where it's always been!
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________

I think we may be lost in time, Plankton.
_________________________________

Maybe we should ask

this guy for directions.
_________________________________

Excuse me, sir?

Can you tell us when we are?
_________________________________

Who dares disturb

The One Who Watches?
_________________________________

SPONGEBOB: The One Who Watches?
_________________________________

Your name is The One Who Watches?
_________________________________

No, my true name is
_________________________________

Bubbles.
_________________________________

Bubbles? (LAUGHS)
_________________________________

What kind of a name is Bubbles?
_________________________________

It is my ancient dolphin name.
_________________________________

So what's a dolphin doing out here
_________________________________

in the middle of space?
_________________________________

My kind
_________________________________

have been watching and protecting
_________________________________

the galaxy for... (CLICKING)
_________________________________

Hmm.
_________________________________

10,000 years!
_________________________________

Oh, so you're the one
_________________________________

keeping the meteors from hitting us.
_________________________________

BUBBLES: Yes, I am.
_________________________________

And I could really do with a potty break.
_________________________________

Would you mind

keeping an eye on things?
_________________________________

Sure thing. But, uh,

what am I keeping my eye on?
_________________________________

(MUZAK PLAYING)
_________________________________

What are you doing?
_________________________________

I'm watching.
_________________________________

We don't even know

what we're watching for.
_________________________________

SPONGEBOB:

Maybe we should split up the workload.
_________________________________

You watch the one with the big red eye,
_________________________________

I'll watch the one with the ringy thingies.
_________________________________

Like a team.
_________________________________

Okay, mine's moving.
_________________________________

Mine, too.
_________________________________

No, this doesn't seem right.
_________________________________

Should we call Bubbles?
_________________________________

Let's give him a minute.

He's been holding it
_________________________________

for 10,000 years.
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

I'm pretty sure that wasn't

supposed to happen.
_________________________________

Come on, Plankton,

we got to clean this up
_________________________________

before Bubbles gets back! (PANTING)
_________________________________

(TOILET FLUSHES)
_________________________________

(BUBBLES EXHALES)
_________________________________

Much better. Yes.
_________________________________

You two are free to go.
_________________________________

What happened to Saturn and Jupiter?
_________________________________

(SHATTERS)
_________________________________

You were supposed to... (CLICKING)
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

(CLICKING)
_________________________________

Keep them from smashing

into each other!
_________________________________

Sorry.
_________________________________

Now (CLICKING)

I am going to lose my job!
_________________________________

And you will lose your lives.
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(BOTH PANTING)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Quarter me!
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(COIN CLINKING)
_________________________________

(MACHINE BEEPING)
_________________________________

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________

(GASPS) Plankton?
_________________________________

SpongeBob!
_________________________________

(SHRIEKS)
_________________________________

Plankton? (GASPS)
_________________________________

SpongeBob?
_________________________________

Who are you two supposed to be?
_________________________________

I'm you, from the future.
_________________________________

And I'm him from the future.
_________________________________

So you traveled back through time
_________________________________

to help me? Great thinking.
_________________________________

Nope. He's helping me.
_________________________________

(GASPS) But he's the enemy!
_________________________________

Was the enemy. Now we're a team.
_________________________________

What? A tee-am?
_________________________________

A team!
_________________________________

All right, go get the formula.
_________________________________

What have I become?
_________________________________

All right, Plankton.
_________________________________

-(GRUNTING)

-(PANTING)
_________________________________

Do you have

flying boatmobiles in the future?
_________________________________

We only came back
_________________________________

from the day after tomorrow, dimwit.
_________________________________

Are there rocket packs?
_________________________________

-(GRUNTS)

-Oh!
_________________________________

Did they outlaw
_________________________________
-clothes in the future?

-No!
_________________________________

Then why are you naked?
_________________________________

Because they don't make

clothes in my size.
_________________________________

Hold still, you!
_________________________________

If you're from the future,

what am I gonna say next?
_________________________________

-Something moronic?

-Wow.
_________________________________

Hey, hurry up over there!
_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-(BEEPING)
_________________________________

Uh-oh. That ain't good.
_________________________________

FEMALE COMPUTER VOICE:

Initiating lockdown sequence.

_________________________________
Come on, SpongeBob,

we gotta get out of here!
_________________________________

(ALARM BLARING)
_________________________________

-Got it!

-Come on!
_________________________________

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________

(BOTH LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Oh, that was crazy!
_________________________________

So that's what teamwork is.
_________________________________

All those years I tried to make you mine,
_________________________________

and I finally did it.
_________________________________

I mean, we did it!
_________________________________

BURGER BEARD:

And so it would seem that
_________________________________

our heroes have accomplished

all they had set out to do.
_________________________________

-Now that's an ending.

-Whoo-hoo!
_________________________________

-Andy, cue the music.

-(VOCALIZING)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

BURGER BEARD: Oh, no.
_________________________________

-That's not the end.

-(SEAGULLS WHIMPERING)
_________________________________

So you mean the ending

might be even happier?
_________________________________

-(MAN 1 LAUGHING)
-MAN 2: Here we go!
_________________________________

Land ho!
_________________________________

(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
_________________________________

BOY: Mom, where's my towel?
_________________________________

What?
_________________________________

BURGER BEARD: Whoa!
_________________________________

MAN: Whoa! Dude, look at that.

WOMAN: What?
_________________________________

(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
_________________________________

-(PEOPLE GASING)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________

I'm coming! Come on, you lazy people!
_________________________________

-Out of my way! I'm coming!

-(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

-Out of there!

-(WOMAN SHRIEKING)
_________________________________

Sorry!
_________________________________

-Too fast!

-Slow down!
_________________________________

-I'm coming!

-No, no! (SCREAMS)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Yeah!
_________________________________

All right,

you feathered rats, time to shove off!
_________________________________

What? Why?
_________________________________

Well, I can't have you pooping
_________________________________

all over my restaurant, can I?
_________________________________

Restaurant? I thought

this was a pirate ship.
_________________________________

Oh, it is.
_________________________________

But it is also...
_________________________________

A-ha!
_________________________________

My very own food truck! (LAUGHING)
_________________________________

SEAGULL 1: A what?
_________________________________

Uh, you know, a restaurant on wheels.
_________________________________

-Like a garbage truck.

-No!
_________________________________

Are you trying to

scare away my customers?
_________________________________

Well, we're not leaving

till we see how the story ends.
_________________________________

No problem.
_________________________________

You guys like

a little snack while you wait?
_________________________________

-Sure, I'll take a curdled milk.

-How about a fish head?
_________________________________

And a French fry covered in sand.
_________________________________

Who wants some
_________________________________

hot wings?
_________________________________

Wait a minute. Where's Kyle?
_________________________________

Which one of you is next?
_________________________________

(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________

SEAGULL 1: He's a madman!
_________________________________

SEAGULL 2: Let's get out of here!
_________________________________

You crazy, man! You crazy!
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(TOILET FLUSHES)
_________________________________

SEAGULL 4: Bye-bye, Mr. Poop.
_________________________________

Now I can get my gold sticker.
_________________________________

Oh, hey, Mr. Piwate.
_________________________________

I wouldn't go in there

if I were you. (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

-Boo!
-(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

I can't fly without my feathers.

(WHISTLES)
_________________________________

(HONKING)
_________________________________

Where to, Mac?
_________________________________

Just dwive.
_________________________________

Oh...
_________________________________

Squidward!
_________________________________

Still out of Krabby Patties.
_________________________________

Does anyone have a picture
_________________________________

-of ketchup?

-(DOOR OPENS)
_________________________________

I done figgered it out!
_________________________________

(ALL GASPING)
_________________________________

We have angered the sandwich gods
_________________________________

and only a sacrifice will appease them!
_________________________________

Well, that sounds reasonable.
_________________________________

Soon our

post-apoca-whatchamacallit will be over,
_________________________________

and Krabby Patties

will rain down from above!
_________________________________

Rain down? Well, that's no good.
_________________________________

How will I get me money?
_________________________________

Oh, you don't like that idea?

Then we'll sacrifice you!
_________________________________

ALL: (CHANTING) Sacrifice! Sacrifice!
_________________________________

(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

It's not a good idea to have a sacrifice
_________________________________

on an empty stomach.
_________________________________

Who wants a Krabby Patty?
_________________________________

(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________

SpongeBob, is that me formuler?
_________________________________

Oh, happy day!
_________________________________

I missed you so much.
_________________________________

Where was it? Where did you find it?
_________________________________

Well, Plankton and I built a time machine
_________________________________

out of an old photo booth

and then we added...
_________________________________

-Cheese!

-Patrick, wait!
_________________________________

-(ALL GASPING)

-It's okay, everyone.
_________________________________

The post-apocalypse is almost over!
_________________________________

(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________

Ain't that right, SpongeBob?
_________________________________

"Eugene, eat my
_________________________________

"subaquatic air bubbles.
_________________________________

"Love, Plankton"?
_________________________________

-(GASPS)
-You grabbed the wrong bottle!
_________________________________

I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs!
_________________________________

That's okay, SpongeBob.
_________________________________

We'll just have to sacrifice

the two of you then.
_________________________________

Prepare them for the sacrifice!
_________________________________

I bring a message from the dawn of time!
_________________________________

What is it, Patrick?
_________________________________

Run! (SCREAMS)
_________________________________

-(ROARS)
-(ALL GASPING)
_________________________________

Squidosaurus rex!
_________________________________

-(ROARS)
-(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Well, Plankton,
_________________________________

I guess we failed

to accomplish our goals.
_________________________________

"We"?
_________________________________

But even failure hurts a little less
_________________________________

when you do it as a team, right?
_________________________________

This is all your fault!
_________________________________

-(GROWLING)
-(ALL GASPING)
_________________________________

My fault?
_________________________________

You're the one who stole

the wrong secret formula.
_________________________________

I didn't know there were two bottles.
_________________________________

Of course you didn't!
_________________________________

Because you got cotton candy for brains!
_________________________________

ALL: Ooh!
_________________________________

No, seriously, he really does.
_________________________________

Well, we wouldn't even be in this mess
_________________________________

in the first place, if you

weren't so selfish and evil.
_________________________________

I was selfish and evil,
_________________________________

until you ruined everything

with your "teamwork"!
_________________________________

Oh! You take that back!
_________________________________

You are the worst teammate ever!
_________________________________

No!
_________________________________

-(ALL GASPING)
-(BREATHING HEAVILY)
_________________________________

-(WAILING)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________

Oh, my Neptune, he's mixing

garbage and recycling!
_________________________________

(YELLING)
_________________________________

(ALL GASPING)
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

(CROWD MURMURING)
_________________________________

Look at me.
_________________________________

Why, I've become like all of you.
_________________________________

Savage.
_________________________________

Fear-ridden.
_________________________________

Selfish.
_________________________________

An entire town of formerly good citizens
_________________________________

turned into heartless freaks,
_________________________________

bent on their own self-prever...
_________________________________

Self-preter...
_________________________________

-"Preservation?"

-Yes!
_________________________________

We've become alienated

from each other.
_________________________________

Each one an island unto himself,
_________________________________

concerned only with ourselves.
_________________________________

And in the name of all fishhood,
_________________________________

I am not about to let that happen!
_________________________________

And so,
_________________________________

if a sacrifice is need to restore
_________________________________

Bikini Bottom to its former glory...
_________________________________

Then I am willing

to take one for the team!
_________________________________

You heard him!
_________________________________

(CROWD CLAMORING)
_________________________________

ALL: (CHANTING) Sacrifice!
_________________________________

Sacrifice! Sacrifice!
_________________________________

Sacrifice!
_________________________________

Sacrifice! Sacrifice!
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Let the sacrifice begin!
_________________________________

ALL: (CHANTING) Patties! Patties!
_________________________________

And I thought my friends were primitive.
_________________________________

(SNIFFING)
_________________________________

Don't cry, me boy.
_________________________________

Everything's going to be fine, for us.
_________________________________

Oh, I'm not crying,

Mr. Krabs. (SNIFFING)
_________________________________

I smell Krabby Patties!
_________________________________

That's right. Keep thinking

happy thoughts. Now!
_________________________________

ALL: (CHANTING) Sacrifice! Sacrifice!
_________________________________

(ALL EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(SNIFFS)
_________________________________

The boy's right.
_________________________________

MAN: My leg!
_________________________________

I smell 'em, too!
_________________________________

Okay, SpongeBob, go get it!
_________________________________

Wait. You mean we can

just take this stuff off?
_________________________________

Go find that Krabby Patty!
_________________________________

Come on, everybody!
_________________________________

I've got some Krabby Patty orders to fill!
_________________________________

(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________

(SNIFFING)
_________________________________

It's coming from over there!
_________________________________

(SHIP CREAKING)
_________________________________

(WIND HOWLING)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(ALL PANTING)
_________________________________

(SCREECHING)
_________________________________

Come on, guys, I think

it's just over this hill.
_________________________________

(ALL GROANING)
_________________________________

How do you expect us

to go up to the surface?
_________________________________

We won't be able to breathe!
_________________________________

All right, all secondary characters
_________________________________

-come with me.

-(ALL GROANING)
_________________________________

-Yeah, I'm with you guys.

-No way, Squidward.
_________________________________

You're going up there with us.
_________________________________

My feet hurt.
_________________________________

-Patrick, you don't have feet.

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

It's not fair! You have feet.
_________________________________

Sandy has feet. Squidward has feet.
_________________________________

Actually, I have four feet.
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

SPONGEBOB: It's not about feet.
_________________________________

SQUIDWARD: What is it about, then?
_________________________________

SPONGEBOB: It's about being a team
_________________________________

and sticking together, no matter what!
_________________________________

The only way we're going

up there is if some
_________________________________

fairy godmother shows up

and helps us breathe air.
_________________________________

-Bubbles!

-SpongeBob, you know this guy?
_________________________________

Don't hurt us!

We're sorry we got you fired.
_________________________________

Hurt you? (CLICKING)
_________________________________

Why, I traveled back

through time to thank you.
_________________________________

I've been stuck in that job for eons.
_________________________________

I needed a change,
_________________________________

but I was too afraid to go for it.
_________________________________

Well, Bubbles, I'm glad we could help.
_________________________________

Now it is my turn to help.
_________________________________

I can get you safety to the surface.
_________________________________

Now! (CLICKING)
_________________________________

Quick, all of you, get in my mouth.
_________________________________

Come on, guys, let's go!
_________________________________

There's no way I'm climbing

into some dolphin's mouth.
_________________________________

Yeah. This guy just wants a free lunch.
_________________________________

Guys, if Bubbles has the courage
_________________________________

to quit his dead-end, nowhere job
_________________________________

and travel back through time to help us,
_________________________________

then we need to have the courage to...
_________________________________

(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Well, I never thought

I'd be eaten by a dolphin.
_________________________________

No, if he was eating us,
_________________________________

he'd be chewing us up

and we'd be going down there.
_________________________________

This is what you call riding in style.
_________________________________

(SIGHS) Not a lot of legroom in here.
_________________________________

Well, maybe if you didn't have four feet!
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Note to self:

Never stow away in a gym sock.
_________________________________

What's happening? I feel tingly!
_________________________________

(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________

-(ALL GRUNTING)
-SQUIDWARD: Ow, my neck!
_________________________________

I've done all I can.
_________________________________

The rest is up to you.
_________________________________

Thank you, Bubbles!
_________________________________

Farewell, SpongeBob.
_________________________________

Farewell, Bubbles.
_________________________________

Now to update my... (CLICKING)
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Resume!
_________________________________

(INHALES DEEPLY)
_________________________________

Ah! Fresh air! Oh, how I've missed you.
_________________________________

Ugh! This place smells awful!
_________________________________

(SNIFFING) Come on, guys.
_________________________________

Let's get the Krabby Patty formula
_________________________________

and save Bikini Bottom.
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

What is this place?
_________________________________

KRABS: I have a bad feeling about this.
_________________________________

Maybe this guy knows

where we are. He looks smart.
_________________________________

He's got five heads.
_________________________________

Uh, sir? Could you tell us

where to find a Krabby Patty?
_________________________________

Hey, my friend's talking to you!
_________________________________

-What?

-(SNORING)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

A giant, hairy porpoise!
_________________________________

(GASPS) It's beached!
_________________________________

It's suffering. Poor thing.
_________________________________

Y'all, those aren't porpoises.
_________________________________

-All hands on deck!

-Oh, brother.
_________________________________

We need to get these guys

back in the water.
_________________________________

SPONGEBOB: Come on! Push!
_________________________________

KRABS: Heave!

ALL: Ho!
_________________________________

-Heave!

-ALL: Ho!
_________________________________

-Heave!

-ALL: Ho!
_________________________________

-Put your back into it!

-(ALL GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Come on, push!
_________________________________

SQUIDWARD: Well, I guess

this is where that
_________________________________

horrible smell was coming from.
_________________________________

-(METAL CLANGS)

-(ALL GROAN)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

Excuse me, do you know

where we can get
_________________________________

a Krabby Patty around here?
_________________________________

Invaders!
_________________________________

Uh-oh.
_________________________________

You get out of my sister's sand castle!
_________________________________

-GIRL: Mom!
-(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

(BOTH SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

Where have you been all my life?
_________________________________

Ow. Whoa!
_________________________________

WOMAN: Mmm.
_________________________________

Oh, Frank.
_________________________________

That feels so good.
_________________________________

(GOBBLING)
_________________________________

Gross!
_________________________________

-Oh, hey, Squidward.

-(GROANING)
_________________________________

Sandy! (SNIFFING)
_________________________________

The Krabby Patty!
_________________________________

I think I see where it's coming from!
_________________________________

(BOTH SCREAMING)
_________________________________

SpongeBob, you will not believe the size
_________________________________

of the ice creams here.
_________________________________

I wonder what other

giant snacks they have.
_________________________________

(GASPS) Cotton candy?
_________________________________

(BOTH GASPING)
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Wow.
_________________________________

If you ate all that,

you'd have enough energy
_________________________________

to run around the whole world!
_________________________________

BOTH: Whoo-hoo!
_________________________________

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________

(BOTH LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
_________________________________

Ugh! When is the sugar gonna wear off?
_________________________________

(SNIFFING)
_________________________________

Hey, guys, I smell Krabby Patties!
_________________________________

-I think it's this way!

-Huh?
_________________________________

(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________

KRABS: Don't leave me, Squidward!
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

-Now what?

-We're never going to make it!
_________________________________

ALL: Huh?
_________________________________

(BICYCLE BELL RINGING)
_________________________________

-Heave!

-Ho!
_________________________________

-Heave!

-Ho!
_________________________________

-Heave!

-Ho!
_________________________________

We're doing it, guys!
_________________________________

-MAN: Dude, watch out!
-(PEOPLE GROANING)
_________________________________

Hold on!
_________________________________

-(SCREAMING)
-SQUIDWARD: SpongeBob!
_________________________________

-Huh? Lean!

-Starboard! (GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(WOMAN GASPS)
_________________________________

ALL: Whoa!
_________________________________

(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(ALL GROANING)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

-What the... (GASPS)

-What?
_________________________________

"Home of the Krabby Patty"?
_________________________________

(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
_________________________________

But The Krusty Krab

is the home of the Krabby Patty!
_________________________________

Mr. Krabs, what are we gonna do?
_________________________________

$8.99 for a Krabby Patty?
_________________________________

Why didn't I think of that?
_________________________________

-(SIZZLING)

-(SINGING)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

-You!

-Huh?
_________________________________

Cease and desist that

unauthorized patty flipping!
_________________________________

Yeah, that's my job!
_________________________________

BURGER BEARD: How did you get here?
_________________________________

You cannot breathe air.
_________________________________

Well, there was this magical dolphin
_________________________________

from the future who shot us

out of his blowhole, and...
_________________________________

Wait! Wait.
_________________________________

That's not in the book.
_________________________________

Book?
_________________________________

There is no magical dolphin in this story.
_________________________________

What story?
_________________________________

The story of how Bikini

Bottom was brought to its knees
_________________________________

when its beloved Krabby Patty formula
_________________________________

was stolen by me,
_________________________________

Burger Beard.
_________________________________

How does it end?
_________________________________

Well, let me see.
_________________________________

It looks like, uh,
_________________________________

Burger Beard becomes the richest
_________________________________

food truck proprietor in all the land.
_________________________________

But how did you steal the formula?
_________________________________

That was easy.
_________________________________

I simply rewrote the story, and...
_________________________________

Poof!
_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-Me formuler!
_________________________________

What do you mean, rewrote the story?
_________________________________

Watch this.
_________________________________

"The brave
_________________________________

"and handsome
_________________________________

"Burger Beard
_________________________________

-"banished our poor heroes..."

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

"...to be stranded on
_________________________________

"Pelican Island!"
_________________________________

(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(BURGER BEARD LAUGHING)
_________________________________

"The End"!
_________________________________

(SQUAWKING)
_________________________________

Oh, this looks bad.
_________________________________

And these guys look hungry!
_________________________________

-Look out!

-(SCREECHING)
_________________________________

(YELPING)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Nice. So this is what teamwork get you.
_________________________________

Here! Take Squidward, you vile beasts!
_________________________________

I want to be on a new team.

This one's broken.
_________________________________

Sandy, you're smart.

You have any ideas?
_________________________________

I ain't been too smart
_________________________________

since I found this old piece of paper!
_________________________________

(LAUGHS EVILLY)
_________________________________

-What?
-KRABS: Incoming!
_________________________________

(SCREECHING)
_________________________________

Wait a minute!
_________________________________

(GRUNTS) Now all we need
_________________________________

-is some ink!

-(SQUIDWARD SQUIRTS)
_________________________________

Oh. Which Squidward

has helpfully provided.
_________________________________

It happens when I'm nervous.
_________________________________

Whatever you're going to do,
_________________________________

make it quick! They're closing in on us!
_________________________________

I'm gonna write us an ending.
_________________________________

(ROARS)
_________________________________

Will it be a happy ending?
_________________________________

It's going to be superpowered!
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(LAUGHING EVILLY)
_________________________________

I'll show you a happy ending.
_________________________________

(PEOPLE CLAMORING)
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

Da-da-da-da!
_________________________________

-Patrick!

-Huh?
_________________________________

Hey, I got feet!
_________________________________

Oh, what is in these things?
_________________________________

We'll take one secret formula to go!
_________________________________

Clear the area, citizens.
_________________________________

There's going to be

some serious aft-kicking here.
_________________________________

(CAMERA CLICKS)
_________________________________

But I banished you.
_________________________________

Sour Note?
_________________________________

(INHALES DEEPLY)
_________________________________

(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
_________________________________

SEAGULL 1: My tiny little eardrums!
_________________________________

Hey, hey, wait! Hold on! Hold on!
_________________________________

Wait! Wait! Customers!
_________________________________

Wait, please!
_________________________________

SPONGEBOB: Mr. Superawesomeness,
_________________________________

take him down.
_________________________________

-Huh?

-Huh?
_________________________________

(THUNDER RUMBLING)
_________________________________

(GIGGLES)
_________________________________

Um, maybe we should have picked
_________________________________

a better superpower for you Patrick.
_________________________________

Let's see you get out of this one!
_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-Ka-ching!
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

Get ready for the Invinci-Bubble!
_________________________________

No!
_________________________________

My book!
_________________________________

All right, team,

time for hands in the middle!
_________________________________

Yes! Huh?
_________________________________

Oh, yeah.
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Great job, guys. We did it!
_________________________________

ALL: Ew!
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

What?
_________________________________

Sandy? Is that you?
_________________________________

You can call me The Rodent!
_________________________________

Hi-yah!
_________________________________

Hey, where'd the pirate go?
_________________________________

Hmm. Uh...
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Mmm.
_________________________________

It looks liked Burger Beard
_________________________________

forget the first rule of mobile fry cooking.
_________________________________

Always batten down your grease traps.
_________________________________

Follow that grease, team!
_________________________________

(TIRE SCREECHING)
_________________________________

(CHITTERING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(ENGINE REVS)
_________________________________

BURGER BEARD: There she blows.
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Whoo-hoo-hoo!
_________________________________

SPONGEBOB: Whoo-hoo!
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(TIRE SCREECHING)
_________________________________

(INHALES DEEPLY)
_________________________________

SPONGEBOB: Whoo!
_________________________________

-(GRUNTS)

-Oh, no, you don't.
_________________________________

-(GRUNTS)

-(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Ow!
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

-(SCREAMS)

-(GRUNTS) Oh!
_________________________________

(PATRICK GROANING)
_________________________________

(LAUGHING EVILLY)
_________________________________

(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

He's after the book!
_________________________________

Sandy, use your squirrel powers!
_________________________________

Roger that!
_________________________________

Oh, she's never gonna make it!
_________________________________

Huh? Everyone...
_________________________________

Lean!
_________________________________

(SANDY SCREAMS)
_________________________________

(ALL GROANING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

-That's what you get.

-(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

(TIRES SCREECHING)
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(BOOK APPROACHING)
_________________________________

Come here.
_________________________________

Come here.
_________________________________

The book!
_________________________________

Sour Note!
_________________________________

(YELLS)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

All right, Burger Beard,
_________________________________

prepare to be teamworked!
_________________________________

I'm going to scrub my armpits with you.
_________________________________

Uh, I don't get it.
_________________________________

Because you're a sponge.
_________________________________

Duh.
_________________________________

Oh.
_________________________________

Get him, The Rodent!
_________________________________

-Consider him roasted!

-(PEOPLE GASING)
_________________________________

(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(PEANUTS WHIZZING)
_________________________________

(YELLS)
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

Aw, nuts! I'm all out of nuts!
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(LAUGHS MOCKINGLY)
_________________________________

Justice is best soft served.
_________________________________

(WOMAN GASPS)
_________________________________

(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Patrick, I should have

never doubted your powers!
_________________________________

(CACKLING)
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

I can't think of a sweeter way to go.
_________________________________

Ha! It's all mine!
_________________________________

Not so fast, Booger Beard!
_________________________________

(YELPS)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Me formuler. Huh?
_________________________________

This will make you feel a little butter.
_________________________________

Not melted butter!
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Mr. Krabs!
_________________________________

Voila!

_________________________________
-(BURGER BEARD LAUGHING)

-Uh-oh.
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

A-ha!
_________________________________

Oh, yeah!
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

Hoo-hoo!
_________________________________

(LAUGHS MOCKINGLY)
_________________________________

Ta-da!
_________________________________

They're beautiful!
_________________________________

-Patrick!

-(GROWLS)
_________________________________

(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

BURGER BEARD: I gotcha!
_________________________________

SpongeBob!
_________________________________

-Patrick?

-Talk to me, buddy.
_________________________________

I'm... I'm seeing a bright light.
_________________________________

Is this better?
_________________________________

Much. Thank you.
_________________________________

But the discomfort I feel

in my eyes is nothing
_________________________________

compared to the shame I feel
_________________________________

for letting down the Patty.
_________________________________

For letting down Bikini Bottom.
_________________________________

Yeah, SpongeBob, you really blew it.
_________________________________

No, Patrick, we blew it, as a team.
_________________________________

Nope. This one's on you.
_________________________________

(ENGINE STARTS)
_________________________________

PLANKTON: Where do you

think you're going?
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Why don't you get going, little fella,
_________________________________

before you hurt yourself?
_________________________________

(RUMBLING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Plankton?
_________________________________

It's Plank-Ton!
_________________________________

Come on down from there, little fella.
_________________________________

You wouldn't want to get hurt.
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(GROWLS)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Come out, come out, wherever you are!
_________________________________

Huh? (SCREAMS)
_________________________________

My eye!
_________________________________

He's getting away!
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

Ready for a Plank-Ton of bubbles?
_________________________________

(INHALES DEEPLY)
_________________________________

(SPONGEBOB LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

The formula, please.
_________________________________

Come on. Team up with me.
_________________________________

We'll be rich and powerful! Huh?
_________________________________

PLANKTON: No, thanks.
_________________________________

I'm already part of a teamwork.
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(MUTTERING)
_________________________________

Can we do hands in the middle again?
_________________________________

Yes, we can, Patrick.
_________________________________

But this time, there's one more

hand to go in the middle.
_________________________________

Plankton?
_________________________________

Hmm.
_________________________________

(GASPS) Oh, no.
_________________________________

(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

-Here you go, Krabs.

-Huh?
_________________________________

She's all yours.
_________________________________

This doesn't have

another insulting note in it, does it?
_________________________________

No, that's the old me.
_________________________________

The one who turned his back

on everything important
_________________________________

just to have that formula all to himself.
_________________________________

But I realize now that keeping
_________________________________

something to myself is...
_________________________________

Selfish.
_________________________________

Especially when that something
_________________________________

is the Krabby Patty.
_________________________________

Okay, everybody, let's get back
_________________________________

to Bikini Bottom and... (GASPS)
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Oh, no! I don't have the page!
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-Oh, no!

-(GASPS)
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SPONGEBOB: It must be

back on Pelican Island!
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Don't worry. I thought of everything.
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All right, SpongeBob, take us home.
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Thanks.
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-Squidward!

Oh, yeah.
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Come on, it's time to go back
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and open up The Krusty Krab!
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Are you out of your patty-flipping mind?
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I'll never leave this place!
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I mean, look at me. I'm a god!
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No, Squidward, you're a cashier.
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Wait a minute! What? No!
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(SIGHS)
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Well, it was fun while lasted.
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Don't be sad, Squidward.
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I left you a little surprise under your shirt!
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SQUIDWARD: Rock-hard abs!
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Aw, SpongeBob, you're okay in my book.
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Aw, shucks.
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Excuse us! We'd like 3,000

Krabby Patties, please!
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(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
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(IMITATES CASH REGISTER)
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That sound must mean

things are back to normal.
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Who wants 3,000 Krabby Patties?
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(ALL CHEERING)
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First one's for you, Gary.
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Extra mayo, just the way you like it.
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(MEOWS)
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A-ha!
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Caught you red-handed!
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Gary hates mayo.
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Plankton!

Up to your old tricks again already, eh?
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Hey, I'm just

putting things back the way they were.
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What do you have

to say about this, Gary?
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-(ROARS)

-Oh, shrimp.
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(PLANKTON SCREAMING)
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(ROARS)
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See you later, tee-am-mate!
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-Now can we sing it?
-SEAGULLS: Yeah!
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Pwease, Mr. Piwate?
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Oh, Kyle...
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How can I say no to you?
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(ALL CHEERING)
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Are you ready, kids?
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SEAGULLS: Aye-aye, Captain!
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Uh, what did you say?

There's sand in my ears and
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I can't hear you!
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SEAGULLS: Aye-aye, Captain!
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ALL: Oh...
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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

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ALL: SpongeBob SquarePants!

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Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!

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ALL: SpongeBob SquarePants!

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If nautical nonsense

be something you wish

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ALL: SpongeBob SquarePants!

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The drop on the deck

and flop like a fish!

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-ALL: SpongeBob SquarePants!
-Ready?

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ALL: SpongeBob SquarePants!

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ALL: SpongeBob SquarePants!

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ALL: SpongeBob SquarePants!

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-Silence!
-(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
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Oh, man. I like that song.

What happened?
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I don't like that song

and I put an end to it.
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Well, this music is terrible.
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I suppose you're entitled to your...
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Wait. Why am I talking to you?
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(RAPPING) You're an inferior species
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What could you know about taste?
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You get excited by

a pile of trash on a plate
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While I'm

a spacetime traveler Fabric unraveler
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Saving the Patty's

in the past But now I'm rapping ya
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That song's so bad

That I can't even stand it
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Dispense with this nonsense at once
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I demand it!
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You all stand no chance
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Against my power

Don't try it
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Just sit there with your flappy beak shut
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And be quiet!

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Hold up, fish guts

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-You can't insult us

-The Seagull crew

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We're in no mood to hear

(SQUAWKS) from you!

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We're floating on the breeze

Party in seven seas

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You got your nose on your head
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You blow up when you sneeze
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Why's this guy so mean?
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'Cause he's older than a fossil
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All alone up in space
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Yeah, that must be awful

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Here, knock it off!

Yer making the movie too long!
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Why don't you take us back in time
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So we can finish our song?

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(HUFFS) Fine.
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ALL: SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!

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(ELEPHANTS TRUMPETING)
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That was pretty good, actually.
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(REGGAE MUSIC PLAYING)
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PATRICK: Oh, yeah, sorry!
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This dance is so last year.
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You know what this needs?
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A little interpretive dance!
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(GARY ROARS)
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(SCREAMING)
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