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Tummy Trouble
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(UPBEAT THEME PLAYING)
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Snookums, don't cry,
Mommy will only be gone for an hour.
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Uncle Roger will take care of you
and everything's going to be just fine.
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Not like last time!
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Don't worry about a thing.
I've learned my lesson.
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I'm a reformed rabbit, a better bunny,
a happy hare.
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(CRYING)
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Shh!
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You don't want to get your old pal Roger
in trouble, do you?
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-(CRYING)
-I know. Ta-da!
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-Look, it's a bright shiny rattle.
-(COOS)
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(GIGGLES)
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(RATTLING)
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(BABBLING HAPPILY)
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(YELLS)
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Jeepers, somebody call 911, call 911!
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(SIREN WAILING)
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(SUCKING)
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Please be okay, Baby Herman.
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Why does everything happen to you?
Why couldn't it happen to me?
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Huh?
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To me.
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Oh!
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Baby wants his bottle.
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(SINGING) Rock-a-bye, baby
On the treetop
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Oh! Oh! Oh! (BELCHES)
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(GIGGLES)
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(BELCHES)
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(COOS)
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Look, it's the rattle! (LAUGHS)
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Baby Herman, our problems are over.
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(ROGER LAUGHS)
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(SCREAMS)
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(WAILING)
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-Rattle, rattle, rattle.
-(RATTLING)
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(COOS)
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(GIGGLES)
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-(HUMMING CONGA MUSIC)
-(RATTLING)
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ORDERLY:
Baby Herman swallowed rattle.
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-Yep, this is him.
-Hey, what's going on here?
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(YELLS) Jeepers, what are you doing?
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You guys are making a big mistake.
You don't know who I am.
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(SHUDDERING)
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Anesthetic!
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(WOLF WHISTLE)
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Oh!
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Bottle.
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Oh!
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(BABBLING)
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HERMAN: Bottle. Ah!
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(BABBLING)
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Very serious.
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We must operate immediately.
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Let's get him onto the table.
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DOCTORS: Huh?
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DOCTOR: Hmm...
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Hey, let go of the cotton, you swab.
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Na-na-na-na-na!
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(SPLUTTERING)
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(SCREAMS)
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Okay, let's cut him open.
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Just give me a bicarb, I'll be fine.
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(SCREAMS)
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(WHISTLE BLOWS)
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Lunch!
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(CLAMORING)
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(BABBLING) Oh!
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Hey, it's Baby Herman!
Jeepers, am I glad to...
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Hey, where are you going?
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Bottle. Oh!
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Big bottle.
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ROGER: Hey, Baby, that's not
your bottle. Come back, come back.
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That's not your bottle!
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Don't worry, Baby, I'll get you.
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HERMAN: Wow!
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Baby Herman, come down from there.
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(SCREAMS)
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(SCREAMS)
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Ow! Ow!
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(GRUNTS)
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Ah! Ooh!
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(GIGGLING)
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Look out!
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-Oh!
-I'll catch you!
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(LAUGHS)
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Huh?
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(HERMAN COOING)
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(SPITS)
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(ROGER SCREAMING)
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(HERMAN COOING)
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Got you!
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(HERMAN SIGHS)
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Baby Herman, I'll catch you.
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Gruesome, isn't it, folks?
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(PANTING) Baby Herman. Baby, Baby...
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(SCREAMS)
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-(BANGING)
-(GRUNTING)
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(ROGER WHIMPERING)
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HERMAN: Wow!
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Well, Baby Herman, it looks like
smooth sailing from now on.
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Huh?
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Oh, no!
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HERMAN: Whoo!
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(ROGER SCREAMS)
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(ROGER GRUNTING)
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(SPUTTERING)
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(LAUGHS)
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Baby Herman, the rattle, we're cured.
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Thank goodness for modern medicine.
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Huh?
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(GIGGLES)
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(GULPS)
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-MAN: Cut. That was great.
-(SPITS)
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(MAN'S VOICE) If I have to swallow
that rattle one more time,
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I'm gonna puke my guts out.
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Get me out of this thing.
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Jeepers, Baby Herman, calm down.
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-This ain't funny, call my agent.
-You'll give yourself a heart attack.
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This is no way to treat a star.
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All right, Baby Herman,
you were stupendous. Oh!
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Roger, honey bunny,
let's go home and play.
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Jeepers, what do we play?
Tiddlywinks, canasta, Parcheesi?
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Oh, how about a little
patty-cake instead?
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Patty-cake? Jeepers.
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Good night, Larry.
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-(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
-Okay, that's a wrap, folks.
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All right, great, great.
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-Save the lights.
-Good night.
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MAN 1: Good night, Tweet-o.
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MAN 2: Good night.
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Oh!
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(DOOR CLOSES)
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Roller Coaster Rabbit
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(UPBEAT THEME PLAYING)
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MAN 1: Hurry, hurry, hurry, step right up
and see Egyptia!
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MAN 2: She walks, talks, and crawls
on her belly like a snake!
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MAN 3: The most death-defying ride
in the world.
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Jeepers, I sure do love fairs,
especially going on all the rides.
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No, no, no. Baby Herman is much
too little to go on the rides and I...
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Oh, look, a psychic.
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Roger, I'm going to have my palm read,
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so you stay here
and watch Baby Herman.
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Huh? No, no, not that. Anything but that.
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(CLOTH RIPS)
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Please, don't let...
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Roger, you'll stay here with Baby,
or it's rabbit stew for dinner.
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Okay, okay,
anything you say, Mama, dearest.
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Why, you know me,
I just love watching Baby.
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Why, I'm a regular super-sitter.
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Boy, that was close.
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Let Uncle Roger tie your balloon up
and that way you'll never lose it.
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(CRYING)
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Don't cry, Baby Herman! Uncle Roger's
gonna get you a new balloon.
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Now, you stay here and be a good boy
and don't get into any trouble.
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-Promise?
-(COOS)
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Oh!
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Red balloon.
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(BABBLING)
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Ta-da! Hey!
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Where'd he go? Is he down here?
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Ah!
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Baby Herman, where are you?
Speak to me.
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(LAUGHS)
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(SCREAMS)
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(BABBLING)
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-Don't poke yourself, Baby Herman.
-Whee!
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Oh! Hey, what's happening to my head?
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(IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) I've got
a headache, but it's just a little one.
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(COOING)
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Jeepers, hold your fire, hold your fire!
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Phew!
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Okay, fellows, fire away.
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Whee! (LAUGHS)
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Oh!
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(COUGHS)
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Huh?
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Balloon.
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Baby Herman, you're too little
to go on the rides!
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(MACHINERY SPEEDS UP)
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Uh-oh!
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(SCREAMS)
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(GRUNTS)
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(SPUTTERING)
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(SPUTTERING)
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(BABBLING)
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Baby, got you.
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(BABBLING)
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Hey, it's dark in here
and it smells bad, too.
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-ROGER: Ew!
-(BABBLING)
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(LAUGHING)
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Baby Herman, is that you?
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Come on, let's get out of here
before we get into trouble.
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(SNORTS)
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Pee-ew!
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No more corn dogs for you today.
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-(GROWLING)
-Hey, you're not Baby Herman.
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(BABBLING)
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Ah!
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Hey, what are you doing down there?
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-(LAUGHS)
-Baby, no!
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(SCREAMS)
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I hate bullfights! I never eat beef!
I'm a vegetarian!
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I don't even wear shoes.
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(ROGER GROANING IN PAIN)
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(ROGER SCREAMS)
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That was bracing.
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Oh!
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Balloon.
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Don't move, Baby Herman!
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Jeepers, that was close
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and I caught you just in
(SCREAMING) time!
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HERMAN: Whee!
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(ROGER SCREAMS)
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Stop!
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(ROGER SCREAMS)
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HERMAN: Whoo-hoo!
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-Whoo!
-Jeepers.
_________________________________
Oh, no!
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Save me, save me.
_________________________________
-What?
-Save me!
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(ROGER SCREAMING)
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Curses. Foiled again.
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Ah!
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(LAUGHS)
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Stop!
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-(ROGER SCREAMING)
-(HERMAN LAUGHING)
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ROGER: Whoa!
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MAN: Fire on the set! Fire on the set!
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(MAN'S VOICE)
Get me down!
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MAN: Gangway, gangway!
Get the firemen over here!
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Yikes!
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(CHUCKLES)
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(COUGHS)
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WOMAN: Excuse me,
I don't see a scene with fire.
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My first film, my masterpiece is ruined.
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You clumsy idiot.
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But you don't understand.
_________________________________
-You call yourself an actor.
-It's not my fault!
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Now, you go back
and do this entire scene again.
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Not this hare, cue ball.
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(WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)
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HERMAN: It's always the same old
thing. You never pay me enough money.
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You wanna pay peanuts,
you get monkeys.
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I can't take much more of this.
_________________________________
I get the same junk from that rabbit
every time we do something.
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-He's making me crazy.
-Mr. Herman, Mr. Herman?
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You forgot something.
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-Oh!
-(LAUGHS)
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What's the matter, toots,
afraid of a little bang?
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Trail Mix-Up
_________________________________
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MAN 1: Hold on.
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MAN 2: Come on.
_________________________________
Oh, I love the great outdoors.
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Pick up the pace, Roger,
you've got work to do.
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(COUGHING) Have no fear,
Mother, dear, I'm right behind you.
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Ow!
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(GRUNTS)
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Cookie.
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(WAILING)
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MOTHER: Roger, you pin-headed klutz.
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It's time your crazy shenanigans
came to an end.
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But you don't understand,
I was cut off at the pass.
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I won't slip up again, I promise.
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Well, all right,
I'll give you one more chance.
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I'm going hunting.
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You hear that, Baby Herman, hunting.
Well, you two have a swell time.
_________________________________
-Are you insane?
-Uh-huh.
_________________________________
Taking Baby hunting
would be dangerous.
_________________________________
Well, leaving him with me is so picnic.
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Baby Herman is staying with you
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and remember,
if you get into any trouble,
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rabbit season opens today!
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Oh, boy, it looks like
it's just you and me, kid.
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A couple of rugged pioneers.
Let me show you how to make a fire.
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I got a merit badge for this one.
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(SEXY MUSIC PLAYING)
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Scoot back, Baby Herman,
you don't want to burn your weenie.
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Need any help, little camper?
_________________________________
Of course not, I'm a regular mountain...
Man, oh, man.
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Talk about babes in the wood.
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I must say, you do look like
you know what you're doing.
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(CHUCKLING DOPILY)
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Have a nice lunch, boys.
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And remember,
only you can prevent forest fires.
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(PANTING)
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(GIGGLING)
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Again.
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This roughing it in the wilderness
is great.
_________________________________
I feel so in tune with nature.
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Yikes! A bug! (SCREAMS)
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Get it off! Get if off! Get it off!
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(GAGGING)
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Bee!
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(SINGING) ...in the kitchen with Roger.
Someone's in the kitchen I...
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Jeepers, there must be something
in here we can eat.
_________________________________
Chocolate moose?
I didn't even know they were in season.
_________________________________
Look, Baby Herman, there's vitamin A,
and vitamin C and...
_________________________________
Hey, where's the vitamin...
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Bee!
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Baby Herman!
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I got you! I got you!
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(SCREAMING)
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Wee! Oof!
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(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Yo, goombah.
_________________________________
Huh?
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
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(MENACING MUSIC PLAYING)
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Aah!
_________________________________
Gets them every time.
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(WHIRRING)
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(HUMMING)
_________________________________
(YELLING)
_________________________________
Doggy.
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(WHIRRING)
_________________________________
Oop!
_________________________________
(GIGGLING)
_________________________________
Baby, come back! You're too little
to play with wild animals.
_________________________________
Phew. I made it.
_________________________________
Baby Herman, come down!
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(CHUCKLES) Hey!
_________________________________
Shiver me timbers!
_________________________________
Not the sawmill!
_________________________________
Aah! Aah!
_________________________________
Ow! Eee! Ooh! Ah! Hoo hoo! Aah!
_________________________________
(YELLING)
_________________________________
Good doggy.
_________________________________
I'll save you, Baby!
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BABY HERMAN: Ooh!
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BOTH: Ooh.
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(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(ALL CHATTERING)
_________________________________
-Hey, where's Baby Herman?
-Have you seen Baby Herman?
_________________________________
Hey, Baby Herman!
_________________________________
I'm right behind you!
_________________________________
Jeepers, Baby Herman,
you had me worried.
_________________________________
I almost dropped a log back there.
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
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(BABY HERMAN GIGGLING)
_________________________________
Baby!
_________________________________
Doggy.
_________________________________
-Got you.
-(BABY HERMAN GIGGLES)
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(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
Oh, no!
_________________________________
(ALL YELLING)
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BABY HERMAN: Uh-oh.
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(BEAR YELLING)
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(GIGGLES)
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(HORN BLOWING)
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MAN: Cut! Cut!
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(YELLING)
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(ALL YELLING)
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(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Roger, you star-spangled bonehead.
_________________________________
-What?
-You ruined a national monument.
_________________________________
Please, don't get bent out of shape.
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It's not like it's the end of the world.
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(CHEERFUL INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING)
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(ROGER YELLING)
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Ooh!
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