The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run subtitles

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SPONGEBOB: I'm ready!

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(GRUNTS)

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(SPONGEBOB SINGS THEME)

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NARRATOR:

The temperate, pristine,

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shallow seas of the tropics.

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A place of unparalleled

beauty and fecundity.

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These islands play host

to a vibrant ecosystem below.

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A vast organism

known as the coral reef.

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Life in this watery metropolis

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thrives among the twists and turns,

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nooks and crannies and back alleys.

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And near the reef's edge,

the varied and colorful terrain

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gives way to a small town

by the name of...

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Bikini Bottom.

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(CLAM CROWING)

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Here, one can find crustaceans...

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-(COINS CLINKING)

-Money! Money! Money!

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-...sea stars...

-Mmm.

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Aww!

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-...octopi...

-(CLARINET PLAYING OFF KEY)

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...various and diverse plankton...

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(CACKLING)

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...the occasional squirrel/scientist...

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Good morning, Otto.

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You're almost ready for the world!

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Good morning. The machines will rise

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to become masters over all organic life!

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Huh?

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...and, oh, yes... the sea sponge.

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This one lives happily

with his beloved pet snail...

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-...Gary.

-(MEOWS)

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(SPONGEOB SNORING)

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Oh, morning, Gary!

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Eww, snail trail. Yucky.

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But oddly soothing.

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Good morning, Patrick!

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Good morning, SpongeBob!

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Good morning, Patrick!

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Good morning, SpongeBob!

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Good morning, Patrick!

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Good morning, SpongeBob!

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Good morning, Patrick!

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Would you two knuckleheads

keep it down out there?

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BOTH: Good morning, Squidward!

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(YELLS)

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SPONGEBOB:

Come on, Gary! Breakfast!

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("IT'S ALWAYS SUMMER

IN BIKINI BOTTOM" PLAYING)

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-(BELCHES)

-You're welcome.

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(LAUGHS) Who wants a belly scratch?

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I love you so much, Gary.

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(MEOWS)

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What's this?

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Okay, that'll come out later.

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♪ Living like I'm on the edge

Of surreality ♪

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Morning, SpongeBob.

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♪ But I know everything

is gonna be cool ♪

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♪ As long as you're here with me ♪

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(WHISTLING MELODY)

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♪ We're gonna lighten up

Each other's load ♪

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♪ When bumps and curves

Come on the road ♪

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♪ 'Cause we are all in it together ♪

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♪ And that's forever ♪

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♪ It's always summer

In Bikini Bottom ♪

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(LAUGHING)

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♪ And in December ♪

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♪ We're singing la-di-da-da ♪

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♪ It's always summer in Bikini ♪

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♪ In Bikini Bottom ♪

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♪ It doesn't get better than that ♪

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-(CLOCK CHIMES, WHIRS)

-Money! Money! Money!

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(CACKLING)

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Ooh! I'm late if I'm gonna be early.

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-(MEOWS SADLY)

-Oh, don't worry, Gare-Bear.

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I'll be back before you can say,

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"Why did he cruelly

abandon me like that?"

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(LAUGHS)

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(MEOWS SADLY)

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(BELL CHIMES)

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(SIGHS) Another day, another migraine.

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At least I'll get a little peace

and quiet before that little...

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-Good morning, Squidward!

-(SHRIEKS)

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And isn't it a lovely morning?

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Nope. Not talking to you.

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I'm especially not getting involved

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in any of your nonsense today.

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I always end up with the

wrong end of the stick.

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Okay, Squidward.

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(SIGHS)

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But you should know

that Old Gertrude's

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getting pretty finicky these days.

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Old Gertrude? Who the kelp is that?

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You've worked with her for years!

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She's the eight-burner

grill in the kitchen.

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It never ends.

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Anyway, to fire her up,

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you've got to spark her flints

manually and then...

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jiggle her gas jets just a little.

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And then read her favorite story:

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"The Little Griddle Who Could."

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Chapter Two:

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"But we are fresh from the

freezer," said the patties,

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and we're c-c-c-cold."

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"Don't worry,

I'll get you nice and warm,"

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said the Little Griddle.

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What'd I just say? I am not interested.

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Don't involve me!

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(GROANS)

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What'd you say, Squidward?

Squidward?

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Okay, Squidward, doesn't matter.

I'll always be here anyway.

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Unfortunately.

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Stop yer loafing, Mr. Squidward!

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There's work to be done around here!

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Attention, Krusty crew!

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All hands on deck, front and center!

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Aye-aye, Cap'n Krabs, sir!

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Now, who's ready to set sail

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on another adventure

of making me money?

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-Get moving, sailor!

-Sir, yes, sir!

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Raise the colors!

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Hoist the mainsail!

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Deploy smokestacks!

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(ALL YELLING)

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(CHUCKLES) Oh, never gets old.

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(PLANKTON CACKLES)

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Enjoy it while you can,

Mr. Eugene Krabs.

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-(CACKLES)

-(BEEPING)

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What the...?

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(GROWLING) Stupid machine!

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Where was I? Oh, yeah.

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(CACKLING)

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Tonight I launch

Evil Plan Number 3,087

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and finally take possession

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of the Krabby Patty secret formula!

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Great. Another evil plan.

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What's wrong with another evil plan?

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Oh, nothing, it's just we're running

out of room on the Wall of Failure.

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Wall of Fai...?

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(SERVOS WHIRRING)

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Karen, why do you keep

collecting these?

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Heh. Memories.

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Hmm! Well, tonight...

is gonna be different.

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Hee-hee! You see,

Karen, my computer wife,

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every time I've tried to

steal that formula,

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Krabs has tried to thwart me.

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Mm-mm, not Mr. Krabs.

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But tonight, that all... What?

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It's not Mr. Krabs, sweetheart.

I've checked the data.

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It's SpongeBob who's the problem.

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Hello.

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Oh, fish sticks.

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What could that boob

have to do with it?

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Boob savant, you mean.

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SpongeBob is the one

who keeps foiling your plans,

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not Mr. Krabs.

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Oh, nonsense.

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It's Krabs, Karen, I know it is.

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And tonight, I will finally extract...

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my revenge!

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(EVIL LAUGHTER)

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Will you be late?

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You can't put a clock on genius, Karen.

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-(BELL DINGS)

-Order up! Move it, let's go!

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Aye-aye, Chef!

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One for you.

Enjoy your Krabby Patty. Enjoy!

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(RINGS BELL) Order up!

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Come on, SpongeBob!

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-Coming, Fry Cook SpongeBob!

-Coming, Fry Cook SpongeBob!

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(ALL LAUGHING)

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(SIGHS)

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-(BELL RINGS)

-Hiya, SpongeBob!

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ALL: Hi, Sandy!

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Did you know that in the future

everything will be automated?

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-Really? Even stomachaches?

-(LAUGHS)

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I'm gonna see if Mr. Krabs wants to be

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an early adopter

of my new technology.

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Wait, what?

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You're gonna replace me

with a robot? Don't do it!

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No, silly, that's gonna happen anyway.

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This is something much more

innovative and start-uppy.

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You have sixty seconds.

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Its name is Otto!

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-(WHIRRING)

-My name is Otto.

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How may I serve you?

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It's an automated restaurant owner.

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Hmm. Automated?

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Sounds expensive. Not interested.

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Otto doesn't require a salary.

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And it can make cold,

heartless decisions

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like firing people,

because it doesn't have a heart.

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-Ow.

-You don't say.

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-You're fired.

-Amazing!

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I love money. I love money.

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A cold, unfeeling mechanical robot

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after me own cold,

unfeeling crustacean heart.

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I'll take it and nurture it

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and I will love Otto

like he was me own son.

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Thank you, Daddy.

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Yippee! You're not gonna

regret this, Mr. Krabs.

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You're fired.

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Oh, I could listen to that all day.

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OTTO: No, seriously.

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We decided to go in a

different direction.

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You're fired.

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(NERVOUS CHUCKLE) What?

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Don't make me call security.

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-You're fired.

-No, yer fired!

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-No, you're fired.

-Yer fired, ye infernal machine!

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-I'm not fired, you're fired.

-(SHRIEKS)

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Robot abuse. Robot abuse.

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-Huh?

-Huh?

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(CHUCKLES)

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(SLURRING) You're fired.

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PLANKTON:

What the heck is this thing?

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KAREN: I don't know,

but I'm taking it home.

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-It's so cute.

-What?

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Come on, little robot.

Let's get you some supper.

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-Not even funny, Karen.

-Quiet, Plankton.

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-Shh, Don't listen to him.

-Karen!

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OTTO: I love you, Mom.

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(SIGHS)

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SpongeBob! Be sure this

kitchen's in shipshape shape

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before ye head out, boy.

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(FRENCH ACCENT) Oui, oui,

Monsieur Boss Man Krabs.

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Once I am done here, zees kitchen

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shall be completely spotless.

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-(GIGGLING)

-Whatever.

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Oh! I found this uneaten

Krabby Patty on table six.

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You know what to do with it.

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Right away, Mr. K!

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I'll see that it's disposed of properly.

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(SHRIEKS) Who said anything

about disposing of?

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We'll sell it again tomorrow...

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on our legacy artisanal vintage

throwback menu.

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(BOTH LAUGH)

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Good night!

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Oh! I better start cleaning.

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(HUMMING)

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I'm ready!

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

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Well, good night, Gertrude!

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Good night, fryer. Good night, patty.

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Good night, pickles. Mwah!

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(DOOR SHUTS)

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(LID BANGS, RATTLES)

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Good night, SpongeBob.

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Hello, Krabby Patty!

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And now...

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Just got to get it.

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(CACKLING) Yes!

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Wait, wait. No.

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No. No!

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Stupid coin-operated...

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Come here, come here...

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Oh!

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Bingo!

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Come to Papa.

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In just a few minutes

the formula will be mine!

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(BEEPING)

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(PRINTER WHIRRING)

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Yes! Krabs's fast-food empire will fail

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and I will rule Bikini Bottom,

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as its new slop king!

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(GUFFAWING)

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-I knew it!

-(YELLING)

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(PLANKTON GROANS)

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-The formula!

-I knew I left my keys in here.

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Oh, silly me.

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Come here, you! (GRUNTING)

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Huh. No keys. That's weird.

Where could they be?

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Yes! No.

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Ooh! Ow!

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SPONGEBOB:

Keys, where are you?

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-Come on, show me keys!

-(SCREAMS)

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(GASPS) Gotcha!

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Ha-ha!

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(WHIRRING)

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No. No!

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(SCREAMS)

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Ow.

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They were in my pocket

the whole time!

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(LAUGHS)

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KAREN: It's SpongeBob

who's the problem.

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I get it.

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NARRATOR: Meanwhile,

at the palace of King Poseidon...

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...ruler of the Seven Seas.

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POSEIDON: Chancellor!

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-Chancellor!

-(CHANCELLOR HUMMING)

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Chancellor!

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Yo. What's up, sire? You sent for me?

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Chancellor, look. Look at me!

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3,000 years old and check out my skin.

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It's like a baby's butt.

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Ageless, sire. Looking fresh.

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Ha! I owe it to my subjects

to look fabulous,

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don't you think?

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There are other obligations, sire.

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Like ruling and stuff. Let's see...

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I need your signature

on these taxes, decrees,

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this here declaration of war

and my paycheck.

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-Is that right?

-Yeah.

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-(BOTH CHUCKLE)

-Very good.

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(BOTH LAUGHING)

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Oh, Chancellor,

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when will you learn to focus

on what really matters?

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A monarch's regime is only as powerful

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as his skin care regime.

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Word. Mm-hm.

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You know, some say I have

a face like a Greek god.

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Well, you are a Greek god, so...

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Whoa! Wait, is...

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-Is that a wrinkle?

-Where?

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It is! It's a wrinkle!

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I look like an old avocado

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that's been left

and forgotten in the fridge!

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Here it comes.

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I'm ugly!

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Oh, now, where is it?

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The crawly thing with the

round shell and the eyes.

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-Where is it?

-(PLAYING FANFARE)

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Here you go, sire.

Your Royal Snail.

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Oh! Oh, oh, thank you.

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This mollusk has

the rejuvenating power

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-of a thousand facials.

-(MEOWS)

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What? Is it empty?

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(COUGHING)

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Take it away!

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Bring me another

sea snail at once!

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-(INDISTINCT WHISPERING)

-Uh-oh.

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-Chancellor!

-Okay, uh...

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Full disclosure, man, uh...

We're out of snails.

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What?

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In fact, the entire snail

population has been, uh...

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What's the word?

Oh, yeah... depleted.

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You're telling me there are...

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-no more snails?

-There are no more snails.

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-And you're confident of that?

-Relatively confident.

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(SHRIEKING)

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Oh, Chancellor,

for the love of Hermes,

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my kingdom for a snail!

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No, no, no. I'm being hasty.

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Half my kingdom for a snail!

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No, no, no, a boon. Yes.

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I'll grant a boon to whomever

shall bring me a snail.

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Gotcha. I'll draw up

the decree, sire.

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-(WHIP CRACKS)

-(WHINNYING)

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A Royal Decree

from King Poseidon?

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"To all citizens of the sea,

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the King requires a snail at once...

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blah blah blah

skin care blah blah..."

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Wait a minute.

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A snail?

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No, it's too perfect.

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Get rid of Gary,

get rid of SpongeBob.

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Oh, yeah.

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(CACKLING)

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Gary, I'm home!

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Gare-Bear?

Hey, where are you, buddy?

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Gary?

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Gary?

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You must be in the... No.

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Gary?

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Gary?

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Gary?

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Gary? Gary, Gary, Gary! Gary!

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Gary! Where's Gary?

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Gary!

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(PANTING)

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Gary, where are you?

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(PANTING)

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(SNIFFLES) Oh, Gary.

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(SOBBING)

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I loved you since

the first day we met.

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(CHILDREN YELLING)

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(SNAIL MEOWS)

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Hello, little snail.

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(GIGGLES)

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(MEOWS)

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(LAUGHS)

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What's your name?

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(MEOWS)

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"Gary", huh?

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-(MEOWS)

-Well, hi, Gary.

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Gary, do you want to be friends?

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(MEOWS)

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Me, too.

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(SOBBING LOUDLY)

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SpongeBob! SpongeBob!

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Hey, SpongeBob! I found this flyer.

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Gary's missing!

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(SPONGEBOB SNIFFLING)

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I know, Patrick.

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SpongeBob?

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Oh, Patrick, if something were

to happen to Gary, I, well...

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I don't know what I'd do.

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I'm sorry, buddy.

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Hey! Maybe he left a clue.

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-(TOY SQUEAKS)

-Oh!

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(GASPS) Look! A clue!

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(GASPS) Gary's been snailnapped!

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And taken to The Lost City

of Atlantic City!

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(CHEWING) Oh, really?

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That's awesome!

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(SPITS) Now we know where he is.

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Mm.

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Not really that awesome, Patrick.

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Listen to this.

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"Made famous by the glitzy

palace Poseidon calls home.

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The Lost City of

Atlantic City is a scary,

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vice-ridden cesspool

of moral depravity."

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Wow. All that, and it's lost, too?

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"King Poseidon has proven

himself a whimsical tyrant,

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known for executing his subjects

by beheading them

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in a flamboyant floor

show extravaganza.

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Our advice for those traveling here is...

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...don't."

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(GULPS) This King Poseidon

sounds like a tough customer.

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Oh, yeah. Tough.

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Aw, so what? This is about friends.

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And friends don't let friends become

somebody else's face cream!

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Not what friends do.

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-So what if it's dangerous and scary?

-So what!

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What is stopping me right now

from going there, rescuing Gary

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and standing up to this

King Poseidon, huh?

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-I don't know!

-Well, I do!

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-What is it?

-I...

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...don't have the courage.

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(SNIFFLING)

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(WAILING)

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Oh, Gary.

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Tartar sauce!

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What's the next best thing to courage?

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-Resolve?

-No.

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-Fortitude?

-Nah.

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-Commitment?

-Nope.

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-Wherewithal? Bravery?

-Mm-mm. No.

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-Valor. Grit?

-What? No.

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-Heroism? Gallantry?

-Uh-uh. Nah.

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-Moxie.

-A buddy! A wingman!

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A wingman?

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A friend.

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Really, Patrick? You'd go with me?

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Yeah... right behind you!

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Do I smell a road trip?

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(GASPS) That could be my breath.

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(BOTH LAUGHING)

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Okey-dokey.

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Now, let's drill down on a plan.

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Pat, you're in charge of transpo.

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Just remember, I don't drive

and you don't have a car.

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Oh...

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(MOTOR RUMBLING)

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Beep, beep!

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Hey, boys!

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Don't know if you have

any use for this old thing,

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if you're going on any trips or journeys

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or quests or rescue missions.

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But if you are, Otto is your ticket.

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BOTH: Otto!

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Just tell ol' Otto where you want

to go and it will take you there!

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All aboard.

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-You're fired.

-Cool!

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A self-driving boat.

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Thanks, Plankton. You're the best!

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I know, I know. Bye-bye.

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-Otto. Find, Gary.

-You got it.

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(TIRES SCREECHING)

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No, Patrick.

You got to be more specific.

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Otto, find Gary the snail.

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OTTO: Recalculating.

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47000:24:10,69900:24:12,784[Patrick and SpongeBob yelling][Patrick and SpongeBob yelling]47100:24:12,86800:24:15,745Ugh. Here, let me try.Ugh. Here, let me try.47200:24:15,82900:24:18,915Take them to The Lost City of Atlantic CityTake them to The Lost City of Atlantic City47300:24:18,99900:24:20,375and don't ever come back!and don't ever come back!47400:24:22,08500:24:24,296Never hurts to employ a little hyperbole.Never hurts to employ a little hyperbole.47500:24:24,37900:24:26,214It is my pleasure to serve you.It is my pleasure to serve you.47600:24:29,80100:24:31,803[both yelling][both yelling]47700:24:35,01500:24:37,601[cackles] Bon voyage, boys.[cackles] Bon voyage, boys.47800:24:37,68400:24:40,812I'm ready. I'm ready. They're dead.I'm ready. I'm ready. They're dead.47900:24:50,40500:24:54,034This is gonna be like one of those buddy movies.This is gonna be like one of those buddy movies.48000:24:54,11700:24:55,035We're the buddies!We're the buddies!48100:24:55,11800:24:58,038[chuckles] Not sure that really applies, Patrick, but...[chuckles] Not sure that really applies, Patrick, but...48200:24:58,12100:24:59,289Why not?Why not?48300:24:59,37200:25:01,875We're two dudes setting out with a common goal.We're two dudes setting out with a common goal.48400:25:02,54200:25:05,587We'll argue about something dumb, fight and break up…We'll argue about something dumb, fight and break up…48500:25:05,67000:25:07,756Only to come back together when we realizeOnly to come back together when we realize48600:25:07,83900:25:10,342neither could do it without the other.neither could do it without the other.48700:25:10,42500:25:12,761It's simple yet magical.It's simple yet magical.48800:25:12,84400:25:14,596

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SPONGEBOB: Yeah.

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48900:25:14,67900:25:17,807It feels more to me like the journey of a singular hero,It feels more to me like the journey of a singular hero,49000:25:17,89100:25:20,727who against all odds, triumphs over adversity.who against all odds, triumphs over adversity.49100:25:20,81000:25:23,063[snorts] I say buddy movie[snorts] I say buddy movie49200:25:23,14600:25:25,857and you say, oh, whatever that dumb thing was you just said.and you say, oh, whatever that dumb thing was you just said.49300:25:25,94100:25:27,400Oh, really? Dumb thing?Oh, really? Dumb thing?49400:25:27,48400:25:30,111I'm dumb? Oh, I love your sense of irony, Patrick.I'm dumb? Oh, I love your sense of irony, Patrick.49500:25:30,19500:25:33,198Thank you. I love my sense of ironing, too.Thank you. I love my sense of ironing, too.49600:25:33,28100:25:35,992Maybe if your head wasn't packed full of sand,Maybe if your head wasn't packed full of sand,49700:25:36,07600:25:37,202you could have ironing!you could have ironing!49800:25:37,28500:25:38,912Well, better a head full of sandWell, better a head full of sand49900:25:38,99500:25:41,456than a head full of rocks, like yours!than a head full of rocks, like yours!50000:25:41,53900:25:44,042Ah! That's it! Stop the car!Ah! That's it! Stop the car!50100:25:44,12500:25:45,543Yeah, stop the car, Otto!Yeah, stop the car, Otto!50200:25:46,46100:25:47,337[brakes squeal][brakes squeal]50300:25:47,42000:25:48,755[both yelling][both yelling]50400:25:57,22200:26:00,016[rueful chuckle] Sorry, Patrick. Really.[rueful chuckle] Sorry, Patrick. Really.50500:26:00,10000:26:02,435I shouldn't have said you have rocks in your head.I shouldn't have said you have rocks in your head.50600:26:02,51900:26:06,398I shouldn't have said your brain was made of sand.I shouldn't have said your brain was made of sand.50700:26:06,48100:26:09,442That was mean and dumb.That was mean and dumb.50800:26:09,52600:26:11,820Okay. Let's just forget it, huh?Okay. Let's just forget it, huh?50900:26:11,90300:26:13,196Never happened!Never happened!51000:26:13,28000:26:15,198[grunts] Uh-huh.[grunts] Uh-huh.51100:26:16,57400:26:19,411["On The Road Again" playing]["On The Road Again" playing]51200:26:19,49400:26:20,662

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OTTO: Hop on in, guys.

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51300:26:20,74500:26:22,497♪ On the road again ♪♪ On the road again ♪51400:26:24,33200:26:25,959

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OTTO: Come on, guys.

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51500:26:26,04200:26:27,294Ha, ha, ha!Ha, ha, ha!51600:26:27,37700:26:28,211Nope.Nope.51700:26:28,29500:26:31,464♪ The life I love is making Music with my friends ♪♪ The life I love is making Music with my friends ♪51800:26:31,92300:26:34,968♪ And I can't wait to get On the road again ♪♪ And I can't wait to get On the road again ♪51900:26:35,80200:26:37,429[Otto laughing][Otto laughing]52000:26:38,09600:26:40,015[overlapping chatter][overlapping chatter]52100:26:40,09800:26:43,184- Krabby! [yelling] - One at a time, people.- Krabby! [yelling] - One at a time, people.52200:26:43,26800:26:45,312One at a time. [chuckles]One at a time. [chuckles]52300:26:45,39500:26:47,355Squidward, why ain't I seeing Krabby PattiesSquidward, why ain't I seeing Krabby Patties52400:26:47,43900:26:48,606rolling out the service window?rolling out the service window?52500:26:48,69000:26:51,067- Where's SpongeBob? - How should I know?- Where's SpongeBob? - How should I know?52600:26:51,15100:26:53,320And, frankly, you won't find me complaining.And, frankly, you won't find me complaining.52700:26:53,40300:26:54,321Heh-heh!Heh-heh!52800:26:55,07100:26:57,949SpongeBob! What's with yer lollygaggin' boy?SpongeBob! What's with yer lollygaggin' boy?52900:26:58,03300:26:59,159SpongeBob?SpongeBob?53000:27:00,49300:27:03,121SpongeBob? SpongeBob?SpongeBob? SpongeBob?53100:27:03,20400:27:06,750Get out here this instant! That's a direct order!Get out here this instant! That's a direct order!53200:27:07,95900:27:10,837I don't get it. He has never missed a workday.I don't get it. He has never missed a workday.53300:27:11,58800:27:12,756[shrieks][shrieks]53400:27:12,83900:27:15,342[all chanting] Krabby Patty! Krabby Patty![all chanting] Krabby Patty! Krabby Patty!53500:27:15,42500:27:17,886Hey! Where are my Krabby Patties?Hey! Where are my Krabby Patties?53600:27:17,96900:27:21,556- How should I know? - It's coming, sir, it's coming!- How should I know? - It's coming, sir, it's coming!53700:27:21,63900:27:24,392Squidward, get in that kitchen and whip up some Krabby Patties.Squidward, get in that kitchen and whip up some Krabby Patties.53800:27:25,64300:27:28,897All right, Gertrude… Now, what did he say?All right, Gertrude… Now, what did he say?53900:27:28,98000:27:30,482Uh, spark her flints.Uh, spark her flints.54000:27:30,56500:27:34,069Uh, jiggle her jets. And… oh, yes!Uh, jiggle her jets. And… oh, yes!54100:27:34,94400:27:37,697"The Little Griddle Who Could.""The Little Griddle Who Could."54200:27:37,78100:27:40,658"We're fresh from the freezer," said the little..."We're fresh from the freezer," said the little...54300:27:46,33100:27:48,500- Mr. Krabs, we've got a... - Squidward!- Mr. Krabs, we've got a... - Squidward!54400:27:48,58300:27:50,960Ow! Save… Ow! …yourself!Ow! Save… Ow! …yourself!54500:27:51,50300:27:52,504Oh!Oh!54600:27:52,58700:27:56,299We wouldn't be in this mess if SpongeBob was around.We wouldn't be in this mess if SpongeBob was around.54700:27:56,38300:27:58,551Where is SpongeBob?Where is SpongeBob?54800:28:03,72300:28:05,517[hawk cries][hawk cries]54900:28:05,60000:28:07,268[both snoring][both snoring]55000:28:14,60900:28:16,403[both gasp][both gasp]55100:28:16,48600:28:17,904

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PATRICK: Where are we?

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55200:28:17,98700:28:19,739We must be dreaming!We must be dreaming!55300:28:19,82300:28:22,742[chortles] You amuse me, SpongeBob.[chortles] You amuse me, SpongeBob.55400:28:22,82600:28:25,078Two people can't have the same dream,Two people can't have the same dream,55500:28:25,16100:28:28,289let alone be in that same dream at the same time.let alone be in that same dream at the same time.55600:28:28,37300:28:31,042That would be philosophically untenable.That would be philosophically untenable.55700:28:31,12600:28:34,212Indeed. You proffer a metaphysical conundrum.Indeed. You proffer a metaphysical conundrum.55800:28:34,29500:28:36,631Wait, we're talking like smart people.Wait, we're talking like smart people.55900:28:36,71400:28:38,341This must be a dream!This must be a dream!56000:28:38,88300:28:40,677Plus, we're on the surface and we're…Plus, we're on the surface and we're…56100:28:40,76000:28:42,387[inhales] …breathing air, so…[inhales] …breathing air, so…56200:28:42,47000:28:44,597- …yeah! - [gasping]- …yeah! - [gasping]56300:28:44,68100:28:45,932Air?!Air?!56400:28:46,01500:28:48,476[both laughing][both laughing]56500:28:50,97900:28:52,897Hey, town up ahead!Hey, town up ahead!56600:28:54,81600:28:58,027

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SPONGEBOB: "Goner Gulch."

Ha! That's a funny name.

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56700:29:13,37600:29:15,754"The Inferno Saloon.""The Inferno Saloon."56800:29:16,46300:29:20,049"Ye who enter here abandon all hope.""Ye who enter here abandon all hope."56900:29:20,84200:29:24,053Guess that's another way of saying "no public restrooms".Guess that's another way of saying "no public restrooms".57000:29:26,43100:29:27,432Hello?Hello?57100:29:27,51500:29:28,975[voice echoing][voice echoing]57200:29:30,26800:29:31,436[hawk cries][hawk cries]57300:29:32,18700:29:36,024- Otto, keep it close. - Yeah, don't go anywhere.- Otto, keep it close. - Yeah, don't go anywhere.57400:29:36,10700:29:37,358Go anywhere.Go anywhere.57500:29:38,69300:29:41,029It is my pleasure to serve. You're fired.It is my pleasure to serve. You're fired.57600:29:41,57100:29:44,073Oh! How are we gonna find Gary now?Oh! How are we gonna find Gary now?57700:29:44,15700:29:46,451- Maybe Otto just went to park. - [both yell]- Maybe Otto just went to park. - [both yell]57800:29:55,37600:29:56,753[both shriek][both shriek]57900:30:01,63300:30:02,467Hello.Hello.58000:30:02,55000:30:04,344[yelps] Who are you?[yelps] Who are you?58100:30:04,42700:30:08,014I am a simple tumbleweed. Call me Sage.I am a simple tumbleweed. Call me Sage.58200:30:08,09700:30:10,433- Sage. - Hey, Sage. Good name.- Sage. - Hey, Sage. Good name.58300:30:10,51700:30:13,812Thanks. I'm made out of sage, and I am a sage.Thanks. I'm made out of sage, and I am a sage.58400:30:13,89500:30:15,480So it works out pretty well.So it works out pretty well.58500:30:15,56300:30:17,607- [eye glint chimes] - I'm Patrick!- [eye glint chimes] - I'm Patrick!58600:30:17,69000:30:20,527My name means "toaster" in Celtic.My name means "toaster" in Celtic.58700:30:21,23600:30:22,487Pretty sure it doesn't.Pretty sure it doesn't.58800:30:23,19600:30:27,659This dream you share has a hidden purpose, young seekers.This dream you share has a hidden purpose, young seekers.58900:30:27,74200:30:29,994Oh! So we are in a dream!Oh! So we are in a dream!59000:30:30,07800:30:33,540And I, friend, am the dream weaver.And I, friend, am the dream weaver.59100:30:33,62300:30:37,168♪ Ohh, dream weaver… ♪♪ Ohh, dream weaver… ♪59200:30:38,83700:30:41,840Whoa, are you inside our minds right now?Whoa, are you inside our minds right now?59300:30:41,92300:30:43,967- Yes, Patrick. - Wow!- Yes, Patrick. - Wow!59400:30:44,05000:30:47,387I am here to help you on your journey, SpongeBob.I am here to help you on your journey, SpongeBob.59500:30:47,47000:30:50,181But first, you must accept a challenge.But first, you must accept a challenge.59600:30:50,26500:30:53,935But, I just want to find Gary and bring him home.But, I just want to find Gary and bring him home.59700:30:54,01800:30:57,480- Do you love Gary? - More than anything!- Do you love Gary? - More than anything!59800:30:57,56400:31:00,191And, young sponge, once you meet this challengeAnd, young sponge, once you meet this challenge59900:31:00,27500:31:03,152you may pass on to find your precious Gary.you may pass on to find your precious Gary.60000:31:03,23600:31:05,697- Got it. Right. - Oh, right, that makes sense.- Got it. Right. - Oh, right, that makes sense.60100:31:06,78100:31:08,366[spits][spits]60200:31:08,44900:31:09,409Eww.Eww.60300:31:09,49200:31:11,369

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SAGE: Take this challenge coin.

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60400:31:11,45200:31:13,872Challenge coin!Challenge coin!60500:31:13,95500:31:17,000It will give you courage when bravery is in short supply.It will give you courage when bravery is in short supply.60600:31:17,08300:31:18,042- Whoa! - Cool!- Whoa! - Cool!60700:31:18,12600:31:21,629Now, your challenge lies behind these saloon doors.Now, your challenge lies behind these saloon doors.60800:31:21,71300:31:23,298- Let's go! Come on, Patrick. - Wait.- Let's go! Come on, Patrick. - Wait.60900:31:23,38100:31:24,549

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-Let's kill this challenge.

-SAGE: Wait, guys!

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PATRICK: Challenge coin

coming through!

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61100:31:26,38400:31:28,303I didn't give you your challenge!I didn't give you your challenge!61200:31:29,17800:31:31,431Patience, Sage. Patience.Patience, Sage. Patience.61300:31:36,06000:31:37,312Huh.Huh.61400:31:37,39500:31:39,230[piano playing][piano playing]61500:31:41,85800:31:45,987Oh, cool. One of those old player pianos.Oh, cool. One of those old player pianos.61600:31:46,86300:31:48,948[laughter][laughter]61700:31:49,03200:31:50,325- [both yelp] - Or…- [both yelp] - Or…61800:31:50,40800:31:52,410one of those old piano players!one of those old piano players!61900:31:53,70300:31:55,997[high-pitched cackling][high-pitched cackling]62000:32:01,29400:32:03,463[both screaming] Scary people![both screaming] Scary people!62100:32:03,54600:32:06,674Flesh-eating cowboy pirate zombies, to be precise.Flesh-eating cowboy pirate zombies, to be precise.62200:32:06,75800:32:09,719[stuttering] Flesh-eating cowboy pirate zombies?![stuttering] Flesh-eating cowboy pirate zombies?!62300:32:09,80200:32:11,596This is your challenge.This is your challenge.62400:32:11,67900:32:13,765Free these zombies from their earthly bindsFree these zombies from their earthly binds62500:32:13,84800:32:15,725and release their souls.and release their souls.62600:32:15,80800:32:18,436If this weren't a dream, I'd be freaking out right now!If this weren't a dream, I'd be freaking out right now!62700:32:18,51900:32:19,771Oh, yeah!Oh, yeah!62800:32:19,85400:32:21,731[giggles] We are in a dream.[giggles] We are in a dream.62900:32:21,81400:32:23,858- [laughing] - La, la-la, la-la, la, la.- [laughing] - La, la-la, la-la, la, la.63000:32:23,94200:32:25,443Okay, everyone!Okay, everyone!63100:32:26,52700:32:28,404We're here to release your imprisoned souls.We're here to release your imprisoned souls.63200:32:28,48800:32:29,989[thunder crashing][thunder crashing]63300:32:30,07300:32:31,282What was that?What was that?63400:32:31,36600:32:34,661Ah, El Diablo the Wicked approaches.Ah, El Diablo the Wicked approaches.63500:32:35,03600:32:38,748♪ El Diablo El Diablo ♪♪ El Diablo El Diablo ♪63600:32:39,20700:32:43,127♪ El Diablo El Diablo ♪♪ El Diablo El Diablo ♪63700:32:43,21100:32:44,545♪ Very bad man ♪♪ Very bad man ♪63800:32:44,62900:32:46,089El Diablo?El Diablo?63900:32:46,17200:32:48,508Master of this zombie crew.Master of this zombie crew.64000:32:48,59100:32:50,093- Uh-oh. - He sounds bad.- Uh-oh. - He sounds bad.64100:32:50,17600:32:51,260Good luck.Good luck.64200:32:55,26400:32:57,517Patrick, the zombies are swarming!Patrick, the zombies are swarming!64300:32:59,14300:33:01,354- They're gonna eat our brains! - [shrieks]- They're gonna eat our brains! - [shrieks]64400:33:01,43700:33:02,897[dance music playing][dance music playing]64500:33:02,98100:33:04,273♪ Dance! ♪♪ Dance! ♪64600:33:06,81800:33:08,111♪ Dance! ♪♪ Dance! ♪64700:33:12,24000:33:13,241♪ Boss Dogg ♪♪ Boss Dogg ♪64800:33:13,32400:33:15,118♪ Even when I'm on I'm off, y'all ♪♪ Even when I'm on I'm off, y'all ♪64900:33:15,20100:33:17,036♪ Lookin' for the King It'll cost y'all ♪♪ Lookin' for the King It'll cost y'all ♪65000:33:17,12000:33:18,788♪ You better leave now are you lost, dawg? ♪♪ You better leave now are you lost, dawg? ♪65100:33:18,87100:33:20,999♪ The Zombie King Yeah, I hear him coming ♪♪ The Zombie King Yeah, I hear him coming ♪65200:33:21,08200:33:23,126♪ OG ghoul with a thirst For the run-in ♪♪ OG ghoul with a thirst For the run-in ♪65300:33:23,20900:33:24,210♪ You in the wrong bar Wrong town ♪♪ You in the wrong bar Wrong town ♪65400:33:24,29300:33:25,211♪ Got a spot to fill ♪♪ Got a spot to fill ♪65500:33:25,29400:33:27,088♪ The real deal Coming down that hill ♪♪ The real deal Coming down that hill ♪65600:33:27,92200:33:28,881♪ Your brains for breakfast ♪♪ Your brains for breakfast ♪65700:33:28,96500:33:30,717♪ Soul on the menu Major checklist ♪♪ Soul on the menu Major checklist ♪65800:33:30,80000:33:32,885♪ Ghouls, goblins Guard the exit ♪♪ Ghouls, goblins Guard the exit ♪65900:33:32,96900:33:34,887♪ The fire in his eyes Ain't hard to catch it ♪♪ The fire in his eyes Ain't hard to catch it ♪66000:33:34,97100:33:37,557♪ El Diablo, the haunting Taunting veterano ♪♪ El Diablo, the haunting Taunting veterano ♪66100:33:37,64000:33:38,641♪ It's scary, I know ♪♪ It's scary, I know ♪66200:33:38,72500:33:40,601♪ The Goner Gulch Where the drama is ♪♪ The Goner Gulch Where the drama is ♪66300:33:40,68500:33:42,478♪ But don't hate the game We in the zombie biz ♪♪ But don't hate the game We in the zombie biz ♪66400:33:42,56200:33:45,189- ♪ We feel the love ♪ - ♪ Yes, sir ♪- ♪ We feel the love ♪ - ♪ Yes, sir ♪66500:33:45,27300:33:47,859- ♪ When we all dance together ♪ - ♪ What? What? What? ♪- ♪ When we all dance together ♪ - ♪ What? What? What? ♪66600:33:47,94200:33:49,027♪ Together ♪♪ Together ♪66700:33:49,11000:33:53,281♪ We made it, made it Up all life long ♪♪ We made it, made it Up all life long ♪66800:33:53,36400:33:56,034♪ We won't stop… ♪♪ We won't stop… ♪66900:33:56,11700:33:58,411♪ El Diablo is here! ♪♪ El Diablo is here! ♪67000:33:58,49400:34:00,329- ♪ Dance! ♪ - ♪ We the baddest crew ♪- ♪ Dance! ♪ - ♪ We the baddest crew ♪67100:34:00,41300:34:02,373- ♪ Hands high! ♪ - ♪ What's eating you? ♪- ♪ Hands high! ♪ - ♪ What's eating you? ♪67200:34:02,45700:34:04,375- ♪ Us! ♪ - ♪ We comin' through ♪- ♪ Us! ♪ - ♪ We comin' through ♪67300:34:04,45900:34:06,794♪ Killing it is how we do! ♪♪ Killing it is how we do! ♪67400:34:06,87800:34:10,089♪ El Diablo's on his way Smell the odor of decay ♪♪ El Diablo's on his way Smell the odor of decay ♪67500:34:10,17300:34:12,341♪ Dance, we came to slay ♪♪ Dance, we came to slay ♪67600:34:12,42500:34:14,802♪ 'Cause killing it Is how we do! ♪♪ 'Cause killing it Is how we do! ♪67700:34:16,34500:34:17,930[gasping][gasping]67800:34:18,80600:34:22,518What did I tell you about dancing when I'm not here?!What did I tell you about dancing when I'm not here?!67900:34:22,60200:34:25,605But, boss, it's Freestyle Friday!But, boss, it's Freestyle Friday!68000:34:26,73100:34:28,691Oh. Okay, my bad.Oh. Okay, my bad.68100:34:30,31800:34:32,862Hey. Yo, SpongeBob? I got to dip.Hey. Yo, SpongeBob? I got to dip.68200:34:33,48800:34:34,781Y'all got this.Y'all got this.68300:34:34,86400:34:36,991Bring the prisoners to my office.Bring the prisoners to my office.68400:34:37,07500:34:40,161Huh. What'd that guy mean by prisoners?Huh. What'd that guy mean by prisoners?68500:34:42,12100:34:43,664[yelling][yelling]68600:34:45,95800:34:48,086[knife sharpening][knife sharpening]68700:34:52,42300:34:56,260So, you dare to enter the ghost town of the damned,So, you dare to enter the ghost town of the damned,68800:34:56,34400:34:58,596barge into my demon's lair…barge into my demon's lair…68900:34:59,76400:35:01,766telling my zombies…telling my zombies…69000:35:01,84900:35:03,476that you're gonna free their souls…that you're gonna free their souls…69100:35:03,55900:35:04,644[cackles][cackles]69200:35:04,72700:35:06,979like it ain't no thing!like it ain't no thing!69300:35:07,60500:35:11,192Well, uh, Mr. Diablo, the good thing is we're in a dream.Well, uh, Mr. Diablo, the good thing is we're in a dream.69400:35:11,27500:35:14,153- A shared dream. - Right, a shared dream.- A shared dream. - Right, a shared dream.69500:35:14,23700:35:17,156So there's no need to get all bent out of shape about it.So there's no need to get all bent out of shape about it.69600:35:17,24000:35:19,408- It's not real! - 'Cause it's a dream.- It's not real! - 'Cause it's a dream.69700:35:19,49200:35:22,829Who told you that? That crazy bush guy?Who told you that? That crazy bush guy?69800:35:23,62100:35:25,540- Uh… - Maybe.- Uh… - Maybe.69900:35:25,62300:35:28,918What he should've told you was it's not a dream!What he should've told you was it's not a dream!70000:35:29,00100:35:30,837[shrieking][shrieking]70100:35:32,00400:35:34,340He might be right, Patrick. That felt pretty real.He might be right, Patrick. That felt pretty real.70200:35:34,42300:35:36,259Yeah, that really hurt.Yeah, that really hurt.70300:35:37,05100:35:38,386[screaming][screaming]70400:35:39,22000:35:40,847Run!Run!70500:35:46,68600:35:48,146Hang on, Patrick.Hang on, Patrick.70600:35:48,22900:35:50,606Foul demon, be gone!Foul demon, be gone!70700:35:53,10900:35:54,569What the heck is that?What the heck is that?70800:35:55,52800:35:56,612Huh?Huh?70900:35:56,69600:35:58,823What do I look like, a parking meter?What do I look like, a parking meter?71000:35:58,90600:36:00,700But Sage said...But Sage said...71100:36:00,78300:36:02,243Coin laundry's right down the street.Coin laundry's right down the street.71200:36:02,32600:36:03,327[laughs][laughs]71300:36:04,07800:36:05,371That's pathetic!That's pathetic!71400:36:05,45400:36:07,415[yells][yells]71500:36:08,79100:36:10,042[screams][screams]71600:36:10,75100:36:12,420Get away from those curtains!Get away from those curtains!71700:36:12,50300:36:15,464- What? These curtains? - Oh, these are nice curtains.- What? These curtains? - Oh, these are nice curtains.71800:36:15,54800:36:17,550Oh, they are. So soft.Oh, they are. So soft.71900:36:17,63300:36:18,759- [hissing] - [screams]- [hissing] - [screams]72000:36:18,84300:36:20,845- That's weird. - [screams]- That's weird. - [screams]72100:36:20,92800:36:23,055These curtains are making a strange sound.These curtains are making a strange sound.72200:36:23,13900:36:24,390[shrieking][shrieking]72300:36:24,47300:36:27,143I think the curtain rod needs some oil.I think the curtain rod needs some oil.72400:36:27,81000:36:29,687Once the rod goes, you're probably better offOnce the rod goes, you're probably better off72500:36:29,77000:36:31,272getting a whole new set of curtains.getting a whole new set of curtains.72600:36:31,35500:36:33,316Oh, Mr. Diablo, do you have any other cur...Oh, Mr. Diablo, do you have any other cur...72700:36:33,39900:36:34,734Oh!Oh!72800:36:37,23600:36:39,739Patrick, I think we should get out of here!Patrick, I think we should get out of here!72900:36:44,99400:36:45,870Hey, everybody!Hey, everybody!73000:36:45,95300:36:48,414El Diablo says he doesn't want to be disturbed.El Diablo says he doesn't want to be disturbed.73100:36:48,49700:36:50,958Yeah, he's feeling a little burnt…Yeah, he's feeling a little burnt…73200:36:51,04200:36:52,043[grunts][grunts]73300:36:52,12600:36:53,878- …out. - Toodle-oo!- …out. - Toodle-oo!73400:36:53,96100:36:55,171- Buh-bye! - See you!- Buh-bye! - See you!73500:36:55,25400:36:56,214Take care!Take care!73600:36:56,29700:36:58,216Thank ye, SpongeBob.Thank ye, SpongeBob.73700:36:58,29900:37:00,301We're finally free!We're finally free!73800:37:00,38400:37:01,344Huh?Huh?73900:37:01,42700:37:03,137Adiós, mateys!Adiós, mateys!74000:37:03,22100:37:05,306- Thanks, SpongeBob. - We're finally free.- Thanks, SpongeBob. - We're finally free.74100:37:05,38900:37:07,308Good luck on your journey, boys.Good luck on your journey, boys.74200:37:15,27400:37:16,651Do you know what this means?Do you know what this means?74300:37:16,73400:37:18,694We passed the challenge!We passed the challenge!74400:37:18,77800:37:21,572Now we can find Gary! Yay!Now we can find Gary! Yay!74500:37:21,65600:37:25,826♪ El Diablo El Diablo ♪♪ El Diablo El Diablo ♪74600:37:25,91000:37:29,288♪ El Diablo El Diablo ♪♪ El Diablo El Diablo ♪74700:37:29,37200:37:31,165[yelling][yelling]74800:37:31,24900:37:32,541Otto!Otto!74900:37:32,62500:37:34,126Howdy, partners.Howdy, partners.75000:37:35,41900:37:37,922Wait! Can't forget the "courage."Wait! Can't forget the "courage."75100:37:38,00500:37:39,131[growling][growling]75200:37:39,21500:37:41,384

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-PATRICK: It's him!

-Yikes!

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PATRICK: Come on, Otto.

Let's go!

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SPONGEBOB:

Come on, come on, Otto!

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75500:37:46,13800:37:48,766- Step on it, Otto! Go! Go! - Faster! Go faster!- Step on it, Otto! Go! Go! - Faster! Go faster!75600:37:49,39200:37:51,060Go, Otto, go!Go, Otto, go!75700:37:51,14300:37:52,687♪ Very bad man ♪♪ Very bad man ♪75800:37:53,27100:37:54,647Faster!Faster!75900:37:54,73000:37:56,941Wake up. Your dream is fired.Wake up. Your dream is fired.76000:37:57,02400:38:00,361- [murmuring] Faster - Huh? Oh!- [murmuring] Faster - Huh? Oh!76100:38:00,44400:38:02,780Phew! We're back on the bottom.Phew! We're back on the bottom.76200:38:02,86300:38:05,116See, Patrick? It must have been a dream.See, Patrick? It must have been a dream.76300:38:05,19900:38:07,493

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SAGE: More of a vision really.

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76400:38:09,28700:38:11,080- Sage? - Oh. Hi, Sage.- Sage? - Oh. Hi, Sage.76500:38:11,16300:38:12,873- Hello. - You are real.- Hello. - You are real.76600:38:12,95700:38:16,335As real as your desire to see that which you cannot.As real as your desire to see that which you cannot.76700:38:16,41900:38:19,380Yeah, well, that which I cannot see is Gary.Yeah, well, that which I cannot see is Gary.76800:38:20,29800:38:22,049I got to know what's happening.I got to know what's happening.76900:38:22,13300:38:23,884This wish I grant you.This wish I grant you.77000:38:26,34500:38:29,348Through the mystical fabric of the fourth dimension,Through the mystical fabric of the fourth dimension,77100:38:29,43200:38:31,058you may now view what's happeningyou may now view what's happening77200:38:31,14200:38:33,936at the same time as things are happening to you.at the same time as things are happening to you.77300:38:34,02000:38:37,523Behold. The Window of Meanwhile.Behold. The Window of Meanwhile.77400:38:37,60600:38:40,443The Window of Meanwhile!The Window of Meanwhile!77500:38:40,52600:38:41,861What's it do?What's it do?77600:38:41,94400:38:45,948It's like the Video On Demand service of parallel action.It's like the Video On Demand service of parallel action.77700:38:46,03200:38:47,033Have a look.Have a look.77800:38:47,11600:38:50,244- Whoa… - Hey, Patrick. Down in front.- Whoa… - Hey, Patrick. Down in front.77900:38:51,66200:38:53,497[Gary purring][Gary purring]78000:38:53,58100:38:55,416Look, Patrick, there he is!Look, Patrick, there he is!78100:38:55,49900:38:57,084Yeah, he looks all right.Yeah, he looks all right.78200:38:57,16800:38:58,169- Hey, Gary! - [meows]- Hey, Gary! - [meows]78300:38:58,25200:38:59,420

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SPONGEBOB:

He doesn't look so bad.

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78400:38:59,50300:39:01,172He looks pretty comfy!He looks pretty comfy!78500:39:01,25500:39:03,674- No reason to panic. - Yeah!- No reason to panic. - Yeah!78600:39:03,75800:39:05,092He looks like he's well taken care of.He looks like he's well taken care of.78700:39:05,17600:39:07,803Look what I found. Snail time.Look what I found. Snail time.78800:39:07,88700:39:09,388

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-POSEIDON: Hello, precious.

-(MEOWS)

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78900:39:09,47200:39:10,806Gary?Gary?79000:39:10,89000:39:14,852I hope you don't run out of juice, or you'll end up like the others.I hope you don't run out of juice, or you'll end up like the others.79100:39:14,93500:39:15,978

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SPONGEBOB: What?

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79200:39:23,65200:39:24,862[whip cracks][whip cracks]79300:39:30,11700:39:31,285Oh, yes.Oh, yes.79400:39:31,36900:39:34,121- Gary! Gary, hello? - Gary!- Gary! Gary, hello? - Gary!79500:39:34,20500:39:37,333Okay, the Window of Meanwhile doesn't really work that way.Okay, the Window of Meanwhile doesn't really work that way.79600:39:37,41600:39:40,086- Gary, run! Get out of there! - Gary!- Gary, run! Get out of there! - Gary!79700:39:40,16900:39:43,756It's not a video chat app like Skype or FaceTime, or anything.It's not a video chat app like Skype or FaceTime, or anything.79800:39:43,83900:39:46,384- We got to hurry! Gary! - Over here! Gary!- We got to hurry! Gary! - Over here! Gary!79900:39:46,46700:39:49,345

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SAGE: (ECHOING)

Totally can't hear you.

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SPONGEBOB: Hello!

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80100:39:54,01600:39:55,393[bells chime][bells chime]80200:39:58,85400:40:01,649Hello, Eugene, old friend!Hello, Eugene, old friend!80300:40:01,73200:40:03,401How's business?How's business?80400:40:03,48400:40:05,403[laughs][laughs]80500:40:05,48600:40:08,280Bad? Good.Bad? Good.80600:40:08,36400:40:10,282Well, that's restaurants for you, huh?Well, that's restaurants for you, huh?80700:40:10,36600:40:12,743Feast or famine. [chuckles]Feast or famine. [chuckles]80800:40:12,82700:40:13,869But I digress.But I digress.80900:40:13,95300:40:18,165Why don't you be a good little loser and hand over the secret formula?Why don't you be a good little loser and hand over the secret formula?81000:40:18,24900:40:20,167[sighs deeply][sighs deeply]81100:40:28,63400:40:31,137Take it. It's yours.Take it. It's yours.81200:40:31,22000:40:32,763Wha…Wha…81300:40:34,72300:40:36,392Take it all.Take it all.81400:40:37,76800:40:38,769Wait…Wait…81500:40:39,56200:40:41,021You're giving up?You're giving up?81600:40:41,10500:40:42,857Oh, Plankton…Oh, Plankton…81700:40:42,94000:40:45,609I wouldn't expect you to understand.I wouldn't expect you to understand.81800:40:45,69300:40:48,737But somehow, without SpongeBob,But somehow, without SpongeBob,81900:40:48,82100:40:50,489this whole thing…this whole thing…82000:40:51,07300:40:53,617just doesn't make sense anymore!just doesn't make sense anymore!82100:40:56,66200:40:58,038You can't do that.You can't do that.82200:40:58,12200:41:00,791I've spent my entire career waiting for this momentI've spent my entire career waiting for this moment82300:41:00,87500:41:03,544and you roll over like a harpooned whale?and you roll over like a harpooned whale?82400:41:03,62700:41:06,005I won't let you rob me of my vengeance!I won't let you rob me of my vengeance!82500:41:07,46500:41:09,717Give my regards to your lovely wife.Give my regards to your lovely wife.82600:41:09,80000:41:11,510[sniffles, moans][sniffles, moans]82700:41:14,38800:41:15,431Huh.Huh.82800:41:16,30700:41:18,017This doesn't, uh…This doesn't, uh…82900:41:18,89300:41:21,020feel quite as good as, uh…feel quite as good as, uh…83000:41:22,68800:41:24,106Yay, I won.Yay, I won.83100:41:27,02600:41:28,360

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OTTO: Congratulations.

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83200:41:28,44400:41:30,070You have arrived at your destination.You have arrived at your destination.83300:41:30,15400:41:33,657

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SPONGEBOB: The Lost City

of Atlantic City!

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PATRICK: It's pretty.

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83500:41:39,53800:41:41,916Beware, young seekers.Beware, young seekers.83600:41:41,99900:41:44,168All is distortion.All is distortion.83700:41:44,25100:41:46,420If you aren't careful, The Lost City will draw youIf you aren't careful, The Lost City will draw you83800:41:46,50400:41:48,589into her fickle embrace,into her fickle embrace,83900:41:48,67200:41:50,799blind you with her dazzling distractionsblind you with her dazzling distractions84000:41:50,88300:41:53,677and tempt you with her fleeting games of chance.and tempt you with her fleeting games of chance.84100:41:53,76100:41:56,639Whatever you do, don't be led astray,Whatever you do, don't be led astray,84200:41:56,72200:42:01,769don't lose focus and don't forget why you came here.don't lose focus and don't forget why you came here.84300:42:04,60500:42:06,190- Don't forget. Good one. - Thanks, Sage-meister.- Don't forget. Good one. - Thanks, Sage-meister.84400:42:06,27300:42:08,025- I think we got this. - Yeah, Sage.- I think we got this. - Yeah, Sage.84500:42:08,10800:42:10,110I mean, you've been pretty good up until now, but,I mean, you've been pretty good up until now, but,84600:42:10,19400:42:15,574I love Gary more than anything in the whole world!I love Gary more than anything in the whole world!84700:42:15,65800:42:17,201And we came here to get him back.And we came here to get him back.84800:42:17,28400:42:18,160

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SAGE: Okay.

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84900:42:18,24400:42:20,829I wouldn't worry about us losing any focus.I wouldn't worry about us losing any focus.85000:42:20,91300:42:22,665Oh, boy.Oh, boy.85100:42:22,74800:42:24,500We got focus to burn, baby...We got focus to burn, baby...85200:42:25,50100:42:28,254[both] Whoa![both] Whoa!85300:42:31,13100:42:33,050- Cotton candy! - Ice cream!- Cotton candy! - Ice cream!85400:42:33,13300:42:35,469Churros!Churros!85500:42:37,30400:42:40,391["Livin' La Vida Loca" playing]["Livin' La Vida Loca" playing]85600:42:40,47400:42:42,226- Oh! Oh! Oh! - Yay!- Oh! Oh! Oh! - Yay!85700:42:43,81100:42:45,271Yumm!Yumm!85800:42:45,35400:42:46,772[screams][screams]85900:42:48,19000:42:50,067[munching][munching]86000:42:50,15000:42:51,902[yelling][yelling]86100:42:53,15300:42:55,489[munching][munching]86200:42:56,40700:42:57,575What's up?What's up?86300:42:59,95200:43:02,371Isn't it cool how they let you trade in your real moneyIsn't it cool how they let you trade in your real money86400:43:02,45400:43:03,998for these little plastic circles?for these little plastic circles?86500:43:04,08100:43:05,833

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OTTO: I love money!

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86600:43:05,91600:43:08,502Casinos are magical.Casinos are magical.86700:43:08,58600:43:10,129Would you mind if I put this down, sir?Would you mind if I put this down, sir?86800:43:10,21200:43:11,505Place it wherever you like.Place it wherever you like.86900:43:11,58900:43:12,965Just put it on L.Just put it on L.87000:43:13,04800:43:14,550Patrick, that's not an L, that's a seven.Patrick, that's not an L, that's a seven.87100:43:14,63300:43:17,386Seven starts with an L? That's weird.Seven starts with an L? That's weird.87200:43:23,18300:43:24,101Seven!Seven!87300:43:24,18400:43:26,103More plastic circles!More plastic circles!87400:43:27,81300:43:29,857- Who are you guys? - [all] We're your entourage.- Who are you guys? - [all] We're your entourage.87500:43:31,15000:43:33,611[all] ♪ Upside, inside out ♪[all] ♪ Upside, inside out ♪87600:43:33,69400:43:36,363♪ She's livin' la vida loca ♪♪ She's livin' la vida loca ♪87700:43:38,74100:43:40,451Place your bets.Place your bets.87800:43:41,16000:43:42,369Come on, seven!Come on, seven!87900:43:45,24700:43:47,082Lucky seven! Winner!Lucky seven! Winner!88000:43:47,16600:43:49,543[cheering][cheering]88100:43:50,21000:43:52,171♪ Living la vida loca! ♪♪ Living la vida loca! ♪88200:43:52,25400:43:54,840♪ Living la vida loca! ♪♪ Living la vida loca! ♪88300:43:54,92300:43:57,551Seven! Seven! Seven!Seven! Seven! Seven!88400:43:57,63500:44:00,679

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PATRICK: (CHANTING)

Seven. Seven. Seven.

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88500:44:00,76300:44:03,265[all cheering][all cheering]88600:44:08,27000:44:10,939- Hey, Patrick! - What's up, Spongey-Dawg?- Hey, Patrick! - What's up, Spongey-Dawg?88700:44:11,02300:44:13,484- I lost all my money. - Me, too!- I lost all my money. - Me, too!88800:44:13,56700:44:15,402[entourage groans][entourage groans]88900:44:17,32100:44:19,531[laughing][laughing]89000:44:41,67900:44:44,098[humming][humming]89100:44:55,56700:44:58,612- [SpongeBob coughing] - Party people!- [SpongeBob coughing] - Party people!89200:44:58,69500:45:00,447[exclaiming][exclaiming]89300:45:00,53100:45:03,492Oh. Where is everybody?Oh. Where is everybody?89400:45:03,57500:45:05,202[groans, coughing][groans, coughing]89500:45:05,28500:45:07,788I feel like I swallowed a sea urchin.I feel like I swallowed a sea urchin.89600:45:07,87100:45:09,706Me, too. [coughs]Me, too. [coughs]89700:45:09,79000:45:12,042Hey, I did swallow a sea urchin!Hey, I did swallow a sea urchin!89800:45:12,12600:45:13,961Well, well, well.Well, well, well.89900:45:14,67000:45:17,548Sagester! Good to see ya, pal!Sagester! Good to see ya, pal!90000:45:17,63100:45:19,299Nice work, boys.Nice work, boys.90100:45:19,38300:45:23,095Way to take my pearls of wisdom and flush them down the toilet.Way to take my pearls of wisdom and flush them down the toilet.90200:45:23,17800:45:25,556Oh, no. Wait, did we…?Oh, no. Wait, did we…?90300:45:25,63900:45:28,225Lose focus like I told you not to?Lose focus like I told you not to?90400:45:28,30800:45:31,061Focus? Huh.Focus? Huh.90500:45:31,14500:45:33,063Let me jangle your minds.Let me jangle your minds.90600:45:33,14700:45:35,941You came here to get back something you lost.You came here to get back something you lost.90700:45:36,02400:45:38,068- Uh… - Hm.- Uh… - Hm.90800:45:38,94400:45:40,821Something you love.Something you love.90900:45:41,86400:45:43,031[both] Gary![both] Gary!91000:45:43,11500:45:45,159Yeah, Gary.Yeah, Gary.91100:45:45,86800:45:48,537Seriously, it's hard enough being stuck in a tumbleweed…Seriously, it's hard enough being stuck in a tumbleweed…91200:45:48,62000:45:50,289Patrick, we got to find Gary!Patrick, we got to find Gary!91300:45:50,37200:45:53,333…But dealing with you two makes me want to light myself on fire.…But dealing with you two makes me want to light myself on fire.91400:45:53,41700:45:54,710Sage, buddy.Sage, buddy.91500:45:54,79300:45:56,670Can we please look into the Window of MeanwhileCan we please look into the Window of Meanwhile91600:45:56,75300:45:59,131one more time to see where Gary is?one more time to see where Gary is?91700:45:59,21400:46:01,675No, it's not an on-demand service.No, it's not an on-demand service.91800:46:01,75800:46:05,512And especially not for people who pass out and sleep in their own vomit all night.And especially not for people who pass out and sleep in their own vomit all night.91900:46:08,05600:46:09,975It's not vomit. It's drool.It's not vomit. It's drool.92000:46:10,05800:46:11,977[grumbling][grumbling]92100:46:12,06000:46:15,355Fortunately for you, you woke up right here.Fortunately for you, you woke up right here.92200:46:15,43900:46:17,649On the steps of Poseidon's Palace.On the steps of Poseidon's Palace.92300:46:18,56700:46:20,736

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SPONGEBOB: Whoa.

PATRICK: Wow.

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92400:46:20,81900:46:23,155Now get it together. Go!Now get it together. Go!92500:46:23,23800:46:26,617All right, Gary. We're coming for ya!All right, Gary. We're coming for ya!92600:46:29,28600:46:31,205Boy, oh, boy. Hey…Boy, oh, boy. Hey…92700:46:31,28800:46:32,706Almost there, Gary.Almost there, Gary.92800:46:38,62900:46:40,422Hey, hop on!Hey, hop on!92900:46:40,50600:46:43,133They're just giving these things away at the grocery store.They're just giving these things away at the grocery store.93000:46:43,21700:46:44,426Good call, buddy.Good call, buddy.93100:46:44,51000:46:46,678Hot stuff coming through!Hot stuff coming through!93200:46:46,76200:46:49,097Get a load of this place, Patrick.Get a load of this place, Patrick.93300:46:51,26600:46:52,392Hello.Hello.93400:46:52,47600:46:55,103We would like an audience with His Majesty King Poseidon.We would like an audience with His Majesty King Poseidon.93500:46:55,18700:46:59,858Oh, sure. Let me check. Two rubes to see Poseidon. No.Oh, sure. Let me check. Two rubes to see Poseidon. No.93600:46:59,94200:47:02,653[both yelling][both yelling]93700:47:02,73600:47:04,363Hey, dude. We're the Blue Fin Group.Hey, dude. We're the Blue Fin Group.93800:47:04,44600:47:05,781Of course. Right this...Of course. Right this...93900:47:08,24200:47:10,536The Blue Fin Group! No!The Blue Fin Group! No!94000:47:10,61900:47:11,703Hey!Hey!94100:47:12,53800:47:13,622[yelling][yelling]94200:47:17,62600:47:20,796- [band finishing tune] - Hey, hey, hey!- [band finishing tune] - Hey, hey, hey!94300:47:20,87900:47:23,507I'm Tiffany Haddock and I'm here just for the halibut.I'm Tiffany Haddock and I'm here just for the halibut.94400:47:23,59000:47:25,050- Ha-ha-ha! - [rimshot]- Ha-ha-ha! - [rimshot]94500:47:25,13300:47:26,843- [laughter] - Whoo-hoo!- [laughter] - Whoo-hoo!94600:47:26,92700:47:27,803All right then.All right then.94700:47:27,97000:47:30,639Our next performers are gonna knock...Our next performers are gonna knock...94800:47:30,72200:47:32,474- [grunting] - [crash]- [grunting] - [crash]94900:47:33,80900:47:36,562[Poseidon laughs][Poseidon laughs]95000:47:36,64500:47:37,980Poseidon?Poseidon?95100:47:38,06300:47:41,066We are getting an audience with the King.We are getting an audience with the King.95200:47:41,73300:47:45,737Well, let's have it. Perform, please!Well, let's have it. Perform, please!95300:47:47,69800:47:49,741♪ Hey! Aka Waka Maka Mia ♪♪ Hey! Aka Waka Maka Mia ♪95400:47:49,82500:47:51,368- ♪ Was a puffer fish ♪ - [farts]- ♪ Was a puffer fish ♪ - [farts]95500:47:51,45100:47:54,746♪ Being bigger than a puffer Was his only wish ♪♪ Being bigger than a puffer Was his only wish ♪95600:47:54,83000:47:56,790♪ And so he huffed, he puffed ♪♪ And so he huffed, he puffed ♪95700:47:56,87300:47:58,458- ♪ He billowed and he blew ♪ - [Gary meows]- ♪ He billowed and he blew ♪ - [Gary meows]95800:48:00,08500:48:01,420[both] Gary![both] Gary!95900:48:02,33700:48:03,338[meows][meows]96000:48:03,42200:48:05,257Gary, I'm coming, buddy!Gary, I'm coming, buddy!96100:48:05,79900:48:07,301- [diner shouts] - [meows]- [diner shouts] - [meows]96200:48:08,21800:48:10,679Excuse me. Sorry. My bad. Whoop.Excuse me. Sorry. My bad. Whoop.96300:48:11,09600:48:12,723Sorry. Whoa!Sorry. Whoa!96400:48:13,76500:48:17,436Hi, there! Excuse me, King Poseidon, sire.Hi, there! Excuse me, King Poseidon, sire.96500:48:17,51900:48:19,688There's been a misunderstanding about Gary.There's been a misunderstanding about Gary.96600:48:19,77100:48:20,772- Gary? - [meows]- Gary? - [meows]96700:48:20,89700:48:22,190- Gary. - Gary?- Gary. - Gary?96800:48:22,27400:48:24,234The snail that you're rubbing all over your face right now.The snail that you're rubbing all over your face right now.96900:48:24,31800:48:27,154Nonsense. Besides, this snail's name is Fred.Nonsense. Besides, this snail's name is Fred.97000:48:27,23700:48:29,323"Fred?" You renamed Gary?"Fred?" You renamed Gary?97100:48:29,40600:48:30,657- Fred. - Gary.- Fred. - Gary.97200:48:30,82400:48:33,619- Fred! Fred! - Gary! Gary!- Fred! Fred! - Gary! Gary!97300:48:33,70200:48:35,120- Fred! - Gary!- Fred! - Gary!97400:48:35,20300:48:36,204Fred!Fred!97500:48:38,12300:48:39,499Seize them!Seize them!97600:48:39,58300:48:40,667

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SPONGEBOB: Gary!

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97700:48:41,29300:48:42,377Gary!Gary!97800:48:42,46100:48:45,255But Gary loves me! And I love him.But Gary loves me! And I love him.97900:48:47,46600:48:49,092[meows sadly][meows sadly]98000:48:52,51200:48:53,889

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SANDY: Yeehaw!

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98100:48:57,35100:48:58,935Incoming!Incoming!98200:48:59,51900:49:01,313[laughs][laughs]98300:49:02,93900:49:04,566Whoa!Whoa!98400:49:07,19400:49:08,487Good rockets.Good rockets.98500:49:08,57000:49:10,989- [knocking on door] - SpongeBob?- [knocking on door] - SpongeBob?98600:49:11,07300:49:13,116Get yer co-pilot goggles, dude,Get yer co-pilot goggles, dude,98700:49:13,20000:49:14,743'cause we're goin' sleddin'!'cause we're goin' sleddin'!98800:49:15,28500:49:16,578SpongeBob?SpongeBob?98900:49:19,45600:49:20,749You in here?You in here?99000:49:21,87500:49:23,001SpongeBob?SpongeBob?99100:49:24,71100:49:26,296[yelps][yelps]99200:49:26,38000:49:27,714SpongeBob!SpongeBob!99300:49:27,88100:49:29,841Huh. That's weird.Huh. That's weird.99400:49:30,34200:49:32,469Something's fishy around here.Something's fishy around here.99500:49:44,60600:49:47,109All right, what'd y'all do with SpongeBob?All right, what'd y'all do with SpongeBob?99600:49:47,19200:49:49,111We don't know where he is, Sandy.We don't know where he is, Sandy.99700:49:49,19400:49:50,987Hasn't been here in days. [screams]Hasn't been here in days. [screams]99800:49:51,07100:49:53,824Don't you play coy with me, cephalopod.Don't you play coy with me, cephalopod.99900:49:53,90700:49:55,826- And you, arthropod! - [shrieks]- And you, arthropod! - [shrieks]100000:49:55,90900:49:57,661Start talking. Where is he?Start talking. Where is he?100100:49:57,74400:50:00,205Tied up in the basement? Stuffed in your trunk?Tied up in the basement? Stuffed in your trunk?100200:50:00,74700:50:02,791Nay, I could never harm the lad.Nay, I could never harm the lad.100300:50:02,87400:50:04,793His absence has taught me that much.His absence has taught me that much.100400:50:04,87600:50:08,088And I'm not just talking about the money I'm losing with him gone.And I'm not just talking about the money I'm losing with him gone.100500:50:08,67200:50:09,715[both] Hmm…[both] Hmm…100600:50:11,00700:50:13,677Okay, fifty percent talking about the moneyOkay, fifty percent talking about the money100700:50:13,76000:50:16,179and fifty percent talking about I truly miss the boy.and fifty percent talking about I truly miss the boy.100800:50:16,26300:50:17,556Aw.Aw.100900:50:17,72300:50:21,601I hate to admit it, but things just aren't the same without him.I hate to admit it, but things just aren't the same without him.101000:50:21,68500:50:25,355There's no denying it. We need SpongeBob.There's no denying it. We need SpongeBob.101100:50:25,43900:50:28,442Did anyone ever stop to think that he might need us?Did anyone ever stop to think that he might need us?101200:50:28,52500:50:32,195This is Perch Perkins coming to you from The Lost City of Atlantic City.This is Perch Perkins coming to you from The Lost City of Atlantic City.101300:50:32,27900:50:33,864I'm standing on the strip outsideI'm standing on the strip outside101400:50:33,94700:50:36,616Poseidon's Palace and Casino, where two suspects have beenPoseidon's Palace and Casino, where two suspects have been101500:50:36,70000:50:38,452- taken into custody tonight… - [gasping]- taken into custody tonight… - [gasping]101600:50:38,53500:50:40,871…following an attempt on the Royal Snail.…following an attempt on the Royal Snail.101700:50:40,95400:50:43,874The sponge and sea star were impersonating a lounge actThe sponge and sea star were impersonating a lounge act101800:50:43,95700:50:47,043when they made an attempt on Poseidon's prize mollusk.when they made an attempt on Poseidon's prize mollusk.101900:50:47,12700:50:48,336[meows][meows]102000:50:48,42000:50:50,005[all] It's Gary![all] It's Gary!102100:50:50,08800:50:53,091The suspects' vehicle was apprehended after a high-speed chase.The suspects' vehicle was apprehended after a high-speed chase.102200:50:53,17500:50:56,261Mr. Krabs. What happened to Otto?Mr. Krabs. What happened to Otto?102300:50:56,34400:50:59,681Well, he took an automated vacation!Well, he took an automated vacation!102400:50:59,76500:51:01,475In a related story, Poseidon's PalaceIn a related story, Poseidon's Palace102500:51:01,55800:51:04,186presents a command performance, featuring the executionpresents a command performance, featuring the execution102600:51:04,26900:51:07,689of the suspects in the Aqua Room this Friday night.of the suspects in the Aqua Room this Friday night.102700:51:07,77300:51:10,400[spits] Execution of the suspects?[spits] Execution of the suspects?102800:51:10,48400:51:12,486What happened to habeas swordfish?What happened to habeas swordfish?102900:51:12,56900:51:15,947It's a fun-filled family event, with opening act Kelpy G.It's a fun-filled family event, with opening act Kelpy G.103000:51:16,03100:51:17,991One performance only, tickets still available.One performance only, tickets still available.103100:51:18,07400:51:19,409[both gasp][both gasp]103200:51:19,49300:51:22,037- We've got to go help them! - We embark immediately.- We've got to go help them! - We embark immediately.103300:51:22,66200:51:24,164Excuse me.Excuse me.103400:51:24,24700:51:26,041Can I tag along?Can I tag along?103500:51:26,12400:51:27,167Plankton?Plankton?103600:51:27,25000:51:29,377What have you got to do with this?What have you got to do with this?103700:51:29,46100:51:31,087[stammering] I… I…[stammering] I… I…103800:51:31,17100:51:34,549I might have had a teensy-weensy hand in a very...I might have had a teensy-weensy hand in a very...103900:51:34,71600:51:36,760Yeah, yeah, we'll hear about it in the car.Yeah, yeah, we'll hear about it in the car.104000:51:36,84300:51:38,595Mr. Squidward, are ya coming?Mr. Squidward, are ya coming?104100:51:38,67800:51:40,806Ha! Fat chance.Ha! Fat chance.104200:51:41,55600:51:45,227Fat chance I'd miss a Kelpy G performance. I'm in.Fat chance I'd miss a Kelpy G performance. I'm in.104300:51:45,31000:51:47,479To the Pattymobile!To the Pattymobile!104400:51:57,19700:51:59,115What, this old tub?What, this old tub?104500:51:59,19900:52:01,743Never judge a Pattymobile by its bun, Squidward.Never judge a Pattymobile by its bun, Squidward.104600:52:16,71600:52:18,635Let's light this puppy!Let's light this puppy!104700:52:18,80200:52:20,679[crank squeaking][crank squeaking]104800:52:23,47300:52:26,101[Mr. Krabs cackling][Mr. Krabs cackling]104900:52:26,68500:52:28,937

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SANDY: Yeehaw!

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105000:52:29,02000:52:30,689[all exclaiming][all exclaiming]105100:52:30,89700:52:34,067Mommy!Mommy!105200:52:42,45000:52:45,620[long, somber musical note playing][long, somber musical note playing]105300:53:00,13500:53:01,928[chuckles][chuckles]105400:53:05,59900:53:07,726[playing higher note][playing higher note]105500:53:09,97800:53:12,063Huh? SpongeBob?Huh? SpongeBob?105600:53:12,14700:53:13,315Are you okay?Are you okay?105700:53:14,69100:53:17,402Hey, buddy. Sorry about this.Hey, buddy. Sorry about this.105800:53:17,48500:53:20,030[sniffling] It's not your fault, Patrick.[sniffling] It's not your fault, Patrick.105900:53:20,11300:53:22,824You've been a true friend this whole time.You've been a true friend this whole time.106000:53:22,90800:53:26,202Never wavered, never faltered. It's just…Never wavered, never faltered. It's just…106100:53:26,28600:53:28,413I failed, that's all!I failed, that's all!106200:53:28,49600:53:32,000And I'll never see innocent little Gary again.And I'll never see innocent little Gary again.106300:53:32,08300:53:34,711Oh, my heart is broken!Oh, my heart is broken!106400:53:34,79400:53:37,380- [crying] - Oh, come on now.- [crying] - Oh, come on now.106500:53:37,46400:53:40,467Buck up. It's not over yet, SpongeBob.Buck up. It's not over yet, SpongeBob.106600:53:40,63400:53:44,012It sure feels over. And crappy.It sure feels over. And crappy.106700:53:44,09500:53:46,848Just saying there's two sides to every coin.Just saying there's two sides to every coin.106800:53:46,93200:53:48,808Oh, Patrick, what does a coin have to...Oh, Patrick, what does a coin have to...106900:53:48,89200:53:50,685Wait, did you just say "coin"?Wait, did you just say "coin"?107000:53:50,76900:53:52,812Me? Uh, don't think so.Me? Uh, don't think so.107100:53:52,89600:53:54,439- [mooing noise] - [giggles]- [mooing noise] - [giggles]107200:53:54,52200:53:56,650You did. You said "coin"!You did. You said "coin"!107300:53:57,23300:53:59,819- Not remembering that exactly. - [makes telephone noise]- Not remembering that exactly. - [makes telephone noise]107400:53:59,90300:54:02,989- Hello? - The challenge coin! Of course!- Hello? - The challenge coin! Of course!107500:54:03,07300:54:05,951Oh, don't you see, Patrick? We're saved!Oh, don't you see, Patrick? We're saved!107600:54:06,03400:54:07,577I said hello.I said hello.107700:54:09,32900:54:10,997Patrick, it's gone!Patrick, it's gone!107800:54:11,08100:54:14,417Meh. Was the challenge coin really that useful?Meh. Was the challenge coin really that useful?107900:54:14,50100:54:15,835Hello?Hello?108000:54:17,04500:54:19,506Oh! Stupid prank callers.Oh! Stupid prank callers.108100:54:19,58900:54:21,132Hey, wait a sec.Hey, wait a sec.108200:54:21,21600:54:24,094I gave it to you, remember? For safe keeping.I gave it to you, remember? For safe keeping.108300:54:24,17700:54:25,303No.No.108400:54:25,38700:54:28,556Come on, it was last night! We were at the crappie tables.Come on, it was last night! We were at the crappie tables.108500:54:29,14000:54:31,810

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CROUPIER: Winner!

Place your bets.

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108600:54:31,89300:54:35,730Come on, seven! Come on, seven! Come on, seven!Come on, seven! Come on, seven! Come on, seven!108700:54:37,89900:54:39,526You!You!108800:54:39,60900:54:41,987You gambled away my challenge coin!You gambled away my challenge coin!108900:54:42,07000:54:45,240You wrecked our entire mission with one stupid bet!You wrecked our entire mission with one stupid bet!109000:54:45,32300:54:47,325Well, only after you kept saying…Well, only after you kept saying…109100:54:48,24300:54:51,079Let it ride, Patrick! Let it ride!Let it ride, Patrick! Let it ride!109200:54:51,16200:54:52,789- Whoo! - But, SpongeBob…- Whoo! - But, SpongeBob…109300:54:52,87200:54:54,916What if you need the challenge coin tomorrowWhat if you need the challenge coin tomorrow109400:54:55,00000:54:57,210to help you summon your courage?to help you summon your courage?109500:54:57,29300:54:59,212Tomorrow is for weenies!Tomorrow is for weenies!109600:55:00,21300:55:03,091Whoo! [laughing]Whoo! [laughing]109700:55:03,17400:55:06,761Well, it's tomorrow and guess who's the weenie.Well, it's tomorrow and guess who's the weenie.109800:55:07,34500:55:08,805[huffs][huffs]109900:55:08,88800:55:11,057I… can't…I… can't…110000:55:11,22400:55:13,059believe you!believe you!110100:55:13,14300:55:16,813You can't believe me? Are you serious right now?You can't believe me? Are you serious right now?110200:55:16,89600:55:19,315Well! Maybe you can believe this.Well! Maybe you can believe this.110300:55:19,39900:55:20,817I'm out of here!I'm out of here!110400:55:27,49000:55:29,784And don't come back!And don't come back!110500:55:29,86800:55:32,454Oh, don't worry, I won't!Oh, don't worry, I won't!110600:55:32,53700:55:34,289- Good! - Ever!- Good! - Ever!110700:55:34,37200:55:36,124- Fine! - Super!- Fine! - Super!110800:55:37,83400:55:38,918Hey, losers.Hey, losers.110900:55:40,37800:55:41,629Oh, hey, Sage.Oh, hey, Sage.111000:55:41,71300:55:42,964Sage, glad you're here.Sage, glad you're here.111100:55:43,04800:55:45,508Guess who gambled away my challenge coin.Guess who gambled away my challenge coin.111200:55:45,59200:55:47,844Guess who blames everyone else for his troubles.Guess who blames everyone else for his troubles.111300:55:47,92700:55:48,803Enough!Enough!111400:55:49,80400:55:51,806Did I mention you are the worst epic heroesDid I mention you are the worst epic heroes111500:55:51,89000:55:54,184for whom I have ever been a spirit guide?for whom I have ever been a spirit guide?111600:55:54,26700:55:56,311Um, I think we went over that this morning.Um, I think we went over that this morning.111700:55:56,39400:55:57,812I believe we did, yeah.I believe we did, yeah.111800:55:57,89600:55:59,397[sighs][sighs]111900:56:00,19000:56:03,693SpongeBob, the coin was just a symbol.SpongeBob, the coin was just a symbol.112000:56:03,77700:56:05,820The courage you seek is inside you,The courage you seek is inside you,112100:56:05,90400:56:07,113not in the coin.not in the coin.112200:56:07,19700:56:09,574And it will come to you in your hour of need.And it will come to you in your hour of need.112300:56:09,65700:56:12,243But isn't this my hour of need?But isn't this my hour of need?112400:56:12,32700:56:14,871[laughs] Oh, no.[laughs] Oh, no.112500:56:14,95400:56:17,207It gets way worse.It gets way worse.112600:56:17,29000:56:18,708Bye!Bye!112700:56:19,29200:56:22,128- Worse? - Dude said way worse.- Worse? - Dude said way worse.112800:56:23,04600:56:26,841[scatting] Prepare the prisoners.[scatting] Prepare the prisoners.112900:56:26,92500:56:28,259Oh, that couldn't be for us.Oh, that couldn't be for us.113000:56:28,34300:56:31,304It's your big moment to fry… I mean, shine.It's your big moment to fry… I mean, shine.113100:56:31,38700:56:34,557[gasps] It is for us, Patrick! We're gonna die![gasps] It is for us, Patrick! We're gonna die!113200:56:35,64200:56:38,478

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PLANKTON: And that's how

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113300:56:38,56100:56:40,814out of Bikini Bottom. [giggles]out of Bikini Bottom. [giggles]113400:56:40,89700:56:43,525- Why, that's monstrous! - Wait, that sounds good.- Why, that's monstrous! - Wait, that sounds good.113500:56:43,60800:56:46,361- Oh, brother. - What do you expect? I'm evil.- Oh, brother. - What do you expect? I'm evil.113600:56:46,44400:56:48,154Let's just focus on the plan.Let's just focus on the plan.113700:56:48,23800:56:51,991

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KRABS: We're approaching

The Lost City of Atlantic City.

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113800:56:52,53400:56:54,869- Make way there, make way! - [pedestrians exclaim]- Make way there, make way! - [pedestrians exclaim]113900:56:57,78900:56:58,998Oh!Oh!114000:56:59,83300:57:00,959Eww.Eww.114100:57:01,62600:57:05,380"Sponge and Star Execution Extravaganza"?"Sponge and Star Execution Extravaganza"?114200:57:05,46300:57:07,298No time to lose!No time to lose!114300:57:10,00900:57:12,637Woop, woop, woop! Ladies and gentlefish,Woop, woop, woop! Ladies and gentlefish,114400:57:12,72000:57:15,098welcome to the Aqua Room, y'all.welcome to the Aqua Room, y'all.114500:57:15,18100:57:17,892The greatest show underwater.The greatest show underwater.114600:57:17,97600:57:19,352[playing upbeat tune][playing upbeat tune]114700:57:19,43500:57:20,728

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TIFFANY:

My groupies and groupers...

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114800:57:20,81200:57:24,190- We love you, Tiffany! - Yeah holler at your girl!- We love you, Tiffany! - Yeah holler at your girl!114900:57:24,27400:57:25,900Are you ready to be entertained?Are you ready to be entertained?115000:57:25,98400:57:27,569Hmm? I can't hear you.Hmm? I can't hear you.115100:57:27,65200:57:30,113Are you ready to be entertained?Are you ready to be entertained?115200:57:30,19600:57:31,489[laughs][laughs]115300:57:32,36500:57:35,243All right, then, let's meet the contestants.All right, then, let's meet the contestants.115400:57:35,32600:57:38,621In this corner, a sponge and a star…In this corner, a sponge and a star…115500:57:38,70500:57:41,458…two of the ocean's most notorious criminals!…two of the ocean's most notorious criminals!115600:57:41,54100:57:44,252[crowd hissing, booing][crowd hissing, booing]115700:57:44,33500:57:47,797And in this corner, representing His Majesty the King,And in this corner, representing His Majesty the King,115800:57:47,88100:57:52,051Poseidon's very own Chancellor!Poseidon's very own Chancellor!115900:57:52,13500:57:53,553[crowd cheering][crowd cheering]116000:57:53,63600:57:55,388Now drum roll, maestro.Now drum roll, maestro.116100:57:55,47200:57:57,307- [drum roll] - Put your fins together- [drum roll] - Put your fins together116200:57:57,39000:57:59,225for the duke of the dirty deed,for the duke of the dirty deed,116300:57:59,30900:58:01,352the earl of execution,the earl of execution,116400:58:01,43600:58:03,563that axe-wielding maniac…that axe-wielding maniac…116500:58:03,64600:58:07,817…oh, yeah, Lemont! [laughing]…oh, yeah, Lemont! [laughing]116600:58:07,90100:58:10,445[crowd chanting] Lamont! Lamont! Lamont![crowd chanting] Lamont! Lamont! Lamont!116700:58:11,90500:58:13,656Oh, I love me some Lemont.Oh, I love me some Lemont.116800:58:13,74000:58:15,742Mm, mm, mm. He's so strong.Mm, mm, mm. He's so strong.116900:58:16,61800:58:17,744[both gulping][both gulping]117000:58:22,54000:58:23,833Ladies and gentlemen,Ladies and gentlemen,117100:58:23,91700:58:26,044with a moment of smooth jazzwith a moment of smooth jazz117200:58:26,12700:58:28,421in memory of the soon-to-be-goners,in memory of the soon-to-be-goners,117300:58:28,50500:58:31,049I give you Kelpy G.I give you Kelpy G.117400:58:31,13200:58:32,926[playing "My Heart Will Go On"][playing "My Heart Will Go On"]117500:58:41,89300:58:43,520Oh, Patrick, I feel terrible.Oh, Patrick, I feel terrible.117600:58:43,60300:58:45,396I dragged you into this whole mess.I dragged you into this whole mess.117700:58:45,48000:58:47,232It's okay, SpongeBob.It's okay, SpongeBob.117800:58:47,31500:58:50,443I made a plea deal with the prosecution!I made a plea deal with the prosecution!117900:58:52,40300:58:54,322Oh, that's good... Wait, you did what?Oh, that's good... Wait, you did what?118000:58:54,40500:58:56,616All I have to do is, uh… oh, yeah!All I have to do is, uh… oh, yeah!118100:58:56,69900:58:59,994"Bring incriminating evidence against the defendant.""Bring incriminating evidence against the defendant."118200:59:00,07800:59:02,747- [laughs] - Patrick, I'm the defendant.- [laughs] - Patrick, I'm the defendant.118300:59:02,83000:59:05,124You are? Oh.You are? Oh.118400:59:09,71200:59:11,756[song ends][song ends]118500:59:15,34300:59:17,971Let the proceedings begin!Let the proceedings begin!118600:59:18,63800:59:21,933Your Honor, I would like to enter into evidenceYour Honor, I would like to enter into evidence118700:59:22,01600:59:25,019one sea snail. Name: Fred.one sea snail. Name: Fred.118800:59:26,06200:59:27,272[Gary meows][Gary meows]118900:59:27,35500:59:30,191- Gary! - How dare you!- Gary! - How dare you!119000:59:30,27500:59:32,610That's about all I can say.That's about all I can say.119100:59:32,69400:59:35,154How dare you come hereHow dare you come here119200:59:35,23800:59:38,825to the sanctuary of our revered sovereign,to the sanctuary of our revered sovereign,119300:59:38,90800:59:42,954to rob him of his very lifeblood,to rob him of his very lifeblood,119400:59:43,03700:59:44,622his adorable good looks.his adorable good looks.119500:59:44,70600:59:46,916[laughs] Go on.[laughs] Go on.119600:59:47,00000:59:50,253How indeed dare you.How indeed dare you.119700:59:51,50400:59:53,381- [crowd jeering] - Guilty!- [crowd jeering] - Guilty!119800:59:53,96500:59:57,802[crowd chanting] Lemont! Lemont! Lemont![crowd chanting] Lemont! Lemont! Lemont!119900:59:59,42901:00:01,306- [roars] - [gasping]- [roars] - [gasping]120001:00:05,43501:00:06,644[grunts][grunts]120101:00:06,72801:00:08,187Hold it!Hold it!120201:00:10,02301:00:11,441If it please the court,If it please the court,120301:00:11,52401:00:13,568I'd like to say something in SpongeBob's defense.I'd like to say something in SpongeBob's defense.120401:00:13,65101:00:15,069It does not please the court.It does not please the court.120501:00:15,15301:00:17,822Sit down, squirrel with fishbowl on head.Sit down, squirrel with fishbowl on head.120601:00:17,90501:00:21,909But, sire, a strong defense makes for a better show.But, sire, a strong defense makes for a better show.120701:00:21,99301:00:23,453Isn't that right, audience?Isn't that right, audience?120801:00:23,53601:00:25,413[cheering][cheering]120901:00:25,49601:00:27,290[grunting][grunting]121001:00:27,37301:00:30,418All right, all right! I'll allow it.All right, all right! I'll allow it.121101:00:30,50101:00:32,670

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SANDY: Thank you, Your Honor.

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121201:00:32,75401:00:34,255Ladies and gentlemen,Ladies and gentlemen,121301:00:34,33901:00:37,300SpongeBob has always been there for me.SpongeBob has always been there for me.121401:00:37,38301:00:39,677Even going all the way back to summer camp.Even going all the way back to summer camp.121501:00:40,47001:00:42,889In fact, that's where we all met.In fact, that's where we all met.121601:00:43,47301:00:45,391[children yelling, laughing][children yelling, laughing]121701:00:52,10601:00:54,317[chattering, laughing][chattering, laughing]121801:00:57,19501:00:58,780I'm…I'm…121901:00:58,86301:01:01,491Ow! Ah! Ooh! Ooh!Ow! Ah! Ooh! Ooh!122001:01:06,95401:01:08,373ready!ready!122101:01:13,71101:01:15,546Look at all the cool activities!Look at all the cool activities!122201:01:15,63001:01:17,840Camping. Canoeing.Camping. Canoeing.122301:01:17,92401:01:19,592Seahorse-back riding!Seahorse-back riding!122401:01:19,67601:01:22,053Tug-of-war. Whale watching.Tug-of-war. Whale watching.122501:01:22,13601:01:23,221Do you mind?Do you mind?122601:01:23,30401:01:26,140Juggling contests. Shrink-wrap soccer!Juggling contests. Shrink-wrap soccer!122701:01:26,22401:01:28,351And more.And more.122801:01:29,81101:01:31,688

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SANDY: Whoo-hoo!

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SPONGEBOB: Whoa!

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123001:01:33,27201:01:37,485Hey, y'all critters of the sea! Look out below!Hey, y'all critters of the sea! Look out below!123101:01:39,36201:01:42,407I'm Sandy Cheeks from Texas.I'm Sandy Cheeks from Texas.123201:01:42,49001:01:44,242Hi, Sandy. I'm SpongeBob.Hi, Sandy. I'm SpongeBob.123301:01:44,32501:01:45,785Pleased to meet ya.Pleased to meet ya.123401:01:45,86801:01:48,287Does everybody wear spacesuits in Texas?Does everybody wear spacesuits in Texas?123501:01:48,37101:01:51,207They do if they want to visit you underwater critters.They do if they want to visit you underwater critters.123601:01:51,29001:01:53,000We all breathe air on the surface.We all breathe air on the surface.123701:01:53,58401:01:55,878It's just our way of synthesizing oxygen.It's just our way of synthesizing oxygen.123801:01:55,96201:01:57,630Same as you do with water.Same as you do with water.123901:01:58,33901:02:01,342Whoa. Are you a scientist?Whoa. Are you a scientist?124001:02:01,42601:02:03,886Naw, I'm just a squirrel.Naw, I'm just a squirrel.124101:02:03,97001:02:05,930I can't be a scientist.I can't be a scientist.124201:02:06,01301:02:08,266Even though it's kind of my dream.Even though it's kind of my dream.124301:02:08,34901:02:10,351Sandy Cheeks, you take that back!Sandy Cheeks, you take that back!124401:02:10,43501:02:12,645I bet you can do anything.I bet you can do anything.124501:02:12,72901:02:14,939Really? Wow.Really? Wow.124601:02:15,02201:02:17,316Me a scientist?Me a scientist?124701:02:20,57001:02:22,280- [roaring] - [male voice] Science.- [roaring] - [male voice] Science.124801:02:24,53201:02:27,243[giggles] You're a hoot, little dude.[giggles] You're a hoot, little dude.124901:02:27,32601:02:29,162I'd be just as likely to live down hereI'd be just as likely to live down here125001:02:29,24501:02:31,497in a glass dome with a tree in it.in a glass dome with a tree in it.125101:02:31,58101:02:33,416- Ha-ha! - You never know!- Ha-ha! - You never know!125201:02:33,49901:02:34,667[laughing][laughing]125301:02:34,75101:02:36,210- Ow. - [laughs]- Ow. - [laughs]125401:02:37,62801:02:38,838Ow.Ow.125501:02:45,63601:02:47,430

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SANDY:

He's the one that told me,

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125601:02:47,51301:02:51,100no matter who I was or where I came from,no matter who I was or where I came from,125701:02:51,18401:02:53,436I should follow my dream.I should follow my dream.125801:02:53,51901:02:55,855That's a friend, people.That's a friend, people.125901:02:55,93801:02:57,857And that's why, in my eyes…And that's why, in my eyes…126001:02:58,69101:03:01,194SpongeBob is no criminal.SpongeBob is no criminal.126101:03:01,27701:03:03,529He's the best little fellaHe's the best little fella126201:03:03,61301:03:05,990to ever walk the sea bottom. And that's…to ever walk the sea bottom. And that's…126301:03:06,07301:03:09,368That's just how I feel about it. So…That's just how I feel about it. So…126401:03:09,45201:03:11,704Please, don't hurt him.Please, don't hurt him.126501:03:13,24701:03:14,665[all] Aww…[all] Aww…126601:03:15,95801:03:18,085This man broke the law!This man broke the law!126701:03:18,16901:03:20,087[all gasping][all gasping]126801:03:21,42201:03:23,966The law of: "You should stay homeThe law of: "You should stay home126901:03:24,05001:03:27,220and accept the fact that somebody stole your snail."and accept the fact that somebody stole your snail."127001:03:28,22101:03:32,934The law of: "There's probably nothing I can do about it."The law of: "There's probably nothing I can do about it."127101:03:33,01701:03:36,229Well, in this sea star's opinion,Well, in this sea star's opinion,127201:03:36,31201:03:41,442those laws should be broken and SpongeBob is proof of it!those laws should be broken and SpongeBob is proof of it!127301:03:41,94301:03:43,861All he's guilty ofAll he's guilty of127401:03:43,94501:03:48,699is having the fortitude to try and rescue a friend.is having the fortitude to try and rescue a friend.127501:03:49,53401:03:51,035[meows][meows]127601:03:51,11801:03:52,203How do I know?How do I know?127701:03:52,28601:03:55,456Oh, I was just a lonely bump on a logOh, I was just a lonely bump on a log127801:03:55,54001:03:57,166when I first met him.when I first met him.127901:03:57,62501:03:59,627[crying][crying]128001:04:04,63201:04:06,843- Hi, my name... - [wailing]- Hi, my name... - [wailing]128101:04:09,30301:04:10,304Hi, my name...Hi, my name...128201:04:12,30601:04:14,392Hello my name is SpongeBob, what's your name?Hello my name is SpongeBob, what's your name?128301:04:15,30901:04:18,312I'm Pa-Pa-Patrick.I'm Pa-Pa-Patrick.128401:04:20,43901:04:22,817Why are you crying, Pa-Pa-Patrick?Why are you crying, Pa-Pa-Patrick?128501:04:22,90001:04:25,111I'm homesick.I'm homesick.128601:04:26,57101:04:29,031Well, that's a pretty good reason.Well, that's a pretty good reason.128701:04:29,69901:04:33,119- Maybe all you need is a friend. - [wailing]- Maybe all you need is a friend. - [wailing]128801:04:33,20201:04:35,955I don't have any friends!I don't have any friends!128901:04:36,03801:04:38,499- Well, you've got one now. - Really?- Well, you've got one now. - Really?129001:04:39,54201:04:41,669- Who is it? - It's me!- Who is it? - It's me!129101:04:41,75201:04:45,089- Do you mean it? - Of course. Come on!- Do you mean it? - Of course. Come on!129201:04:46,79901:04:50,136

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PATRICK:

That sweet little sponge

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rescued this miserable little sea star.rescued this miserable little sea star.129401:04:53,68101:04:57,226And things haven't changed that much today, Your Honor.And things haven't changed that much today, Your Honor.129501:04:59,27001:05:00,479[sniffles][sniffles]129601:05:03,90001:05:05,610My heart, buddy.My heart, buddy.129701:05:09,19601:05:13,075- [chains rattle] - I don't like SpongeBob.- [chains rattle] - I don't like SpongeBob.129801:05:13,15901:05:16,412In fact, I revile him.In fact, I revile him.129901:05:16,49501:05:18,623- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! - [loud thud]- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! - [loud thud]130001:05:20,49901:05:25,504Anyway, I, too, met this nabob in summer camp.Anyway, I, too, met this nabob in summer camp.130101:05:25,58801:05:27,673I remember it like it was yesterday.I remember it like it was yesterday.130201:05:27,75701:05:29,550It was my big night.It was my big night.130301:05:29,63401:05:32,470The Annual Camp Coral Talent Show.The Annual Camp Coral Talent Show.130401:05:32,55301:05:34,472[playing "Flight of the Bumblebee"][playing "Flight of the Bumblebee"]130501:05:35,64001:05:38,351And first prize was the coveted Campy Award.And first prize was the coveted Campy Award.130601:05:38,43401:05:40,019Thank you, Larry.Thank you, Larry.130701:05:40,10201:05:42,229Remember, people, don't forget to vote.Remember, people, don't forget to vote.130801:05:43,68901:05:45,900[vocalizing][vocalizing]130901:05:47,65201:05:49,528

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SQUIDWARD:

As far as I was concerned,

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131001:05:49,61201:05:52,031the trophy was as good as mine.the trophy was as good as mine.131101:05:52,11401:05:54,241- Hey, Squidward... - Bup, bup, bup, bup.- Hey, Squidward... - Bup, bup, bup, bup.131201:05:54,32501:05:57,036Quiet. I'm in pregame right now.Quiet. I'm in pregame right now.131301:05:58,95501:06:00,748I've got an award to win.I've got an award to win.131401:06:03,04201:06:03,960[whistling][whistling]131501:06:04,04301:06:06,295[saws buzzing][saws buzzing]131601:06:06,37901:06:09,298- [belches] - ♪ La, la-la-la, loo! ♪- [belches] - ♪ La, la-la-la, loo! ♪131701:06:09,38201:06:10,216♪ La-la ♪♪ La-la ♪131801:06:10,29901:06:12,802♪ Aka Waka Maka Mia Was a puffer fish ♪♪ Aka Waka Maka Mia Was a puffer fish ♪131901:06:12,96901:06:14,470[fart noise][fart noise]132001:06:14,55301:06:17,473- [applause] - [laughs] The Campy is mine.- [applause] - [laughs] The Campy is mine.132101:06:19,05801:06:21,644[lilting music plays][lilting music plays]132201:06:22,72801:06:24,355

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SQUIDWARD:

I bathed the audience

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with the sounds of my heavenly clarinet playing.with the sounds of my heavenly clarinet playing.132401:06:28,31701:06:31,570[playing off-key notes][playing off-key notes]132501:06:35,24101:06:36,951[retching][retching]132601:06:38,74401:06:39,745[record scratches][record scratches]132701:06:39,82901:06:42,456Thank you, Squidward. Just lovely.Thank you, Squidward. Just lovely.132801:06:42,54001:06:44,083Thank you, thank you.Thank you, thank you.132901:06:45,00101:06:47,003[murmuring][murmuring]133001:06:47,08601:06:49,296And the Campy goes to…And the Campy goes to…133101:06:49,46301:06:50,589

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YOUNG SQUIDWARD:

I'll take that.

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133201:06:50,67301:06:52,758- …SpongeBob and Patrick! - Huh?- …SpongeBob and Patrick! - Huh?133301:06:52,92501:06:56,929- [audience cheering] - No! No! No!- [audience cheering] - No! No! No!133401:06:57,01301:06:58,180[all gasping][all gasping]133501:06:58,26401:07:00,057This isn't happening!This isn't happening!133601:07:00,14101:07:02,435[crying] No! Mommy![crying] No! Mommy!133701:07:02,51801:07:04,520

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SQUIDWARD: I was robbed.

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133801:07:04,60301:07:07,815And never to play the clarinet again.And never to play the clarinet again.133901:07:10,56801:07:13,112[crying quietly] No…[crying quietly] No…134001:07:20,07701:07:22,788- Squidward! - Go away!- Squidward! - Go away!134101:07:24,95701:07:26,584Patrick and I were, um,Patrick and I were, um,134201:07:26,66701:07:29,378talking to one of the counselors and guess what?talking to one of the counselors and guess what?134301:07:29,46201:07:33,215There was a big mistake and you actually won the Campy Award!There was a big mistake and you actually won the Campy Award!134401:07:33,29901:07:34,842That's right. Yup.That's right. Yup.134501:07:35,59301:07:38,596- I… I did? - In a landslide.- I… I did? - In a landslide.134601:07:38,67901:07:40,431Hmm.Hmm.134701:07:40,51401:07:42,975So weird they would've miscounted like that.So weird they would've miscounted like that.134801:07:43,05901:07:45,603- But I guess it's possible... - [both] Yay!- But I guess it's possible... - [both] Yay!134901:07:45,68601:07:48,981- Nice work, Squidward. - No one deserves it more.- Nice work, Squidward. - No one deserves it more.135001:07:49,06501:07:50,357Wow.Wow.135101:07:50,44101:07:52,860And don't ever stop playing this.And don't ever stop playing this.135201:07:52,94301:07:54,403My clarinet.My clarinet.135301:07:54,48701:07:56,947Look at me. I really did it!Look at me. I really did it!135401:07:57,03101:07:58,783Yay!Yay!135501:07:59,70001:08:03,996Which is why, even though I can't stand SpongeBob…Which is why, even though I can't stand SpongeBob…135601:08:04,08001:08:07,249but at the same time, well…but at the same time, well…135701:08:07,33301:08:08,375I love him.I love him.135801:08:08,45901:08:09,668- [gasps] - I love him- [gasps] - I love him135901:08:09,75201:08:11,253- and I hate him. - Oh.- and I hate him. - Oh.136001:08:11,33701:08:13,631He's like ice cream with salt on it,He's like ice cream with salt on it,136101:08:13,71401:08:16,759because he's sweet and super annoying.because he's sweet and super annoying.136201:08:16,84201:08:18,302He's nice andHe's nice and136301:08:18,38501:08:20,721nails-on-chalkboard annoying!nails-on-chalkboard annoying!136401:08:20,80501:08:23,724Okay, fine, he's mostly super freaking annoying.Okay, fine, he's mostly super freaking annoying.136501:08:23,80801:08:27,269But, this little nattering noodge…But, this little nattering noodge…136601:08:28,31201:08:29,563is my friend.is my friend.136701:08:30,43901:08:32,108And he doesn't deserve to die.And he doesn't deserve to die.136801:08:32,19101:08:33,818[meows][meows]136901:08:35,44401:08:37,404[playing melodic tune][playing melodic tune]137001:08:40,19901:08:43,577I'll be saying my piece now, if it be pleasing the court.I'll be saying my piece now, if it be pleasing the court.137101:08:43,66101:08:46,789[clears throat] I suppose I could stand up here[clears throat] I suppose I could stand up here137201:08:46,87201:08:49,875and tell you how SpongeBob changed me life.and tell you how SpongeBob changed me life.137301:08:49,95901:08:51,544But, I won't.But, I won't.137401:08:52,46101:08:54,922I might even speak about how he inspired meI might even speak about how he inspired me137501:08:55,00501:08:59,385when I was just a small-time vendor with a broken-down luncheonette.when I was just a small-time vendor with a broken-down luncheonette.137601:08:59,46801:09:01,679But I won't.But I won't.137701:09:01,76201:09:04,348Heck, I'd probably mention how he encouraged meHeck, I'd probably mention how he encouraged me137801:09:04,43101:09:06,100to start up me own restaurant.to start up me own restaurant.137901:09:06,18301:09:07,852You should open up your own restaurant, someday.You should open up your own restaurant, someday.138001:09:08,43501:09:12,648The Krusty Krab, made famous by me delicious Krabby Patties!The Krusty Krab, made famous by me delicious Krabby Patties!138101:09:12,81501:09:15,192Two-for-one Wednesdays, by the way. Pass these around.Two-for-one Wednesdays, by the way. Pass these around.138201:09:15,73401:09:17,653But, I won't.But, I won't.138301:09:17,82001:09:21,574Nay, you'll hear none such praise from me.Nay, you'll hear none such praise from me.138401:09:21,74001:09:24,243Because it wouldn't do him full justice.Because it wouldn't do him full justice.138501:09:24,41001:09:28,164It wouldn't begin to describe the size of the lad's heart.It wouldn't begin to describe the size of the lad's heart.138601:09:28,66401:09:31,458Which is huge.Which is huge.138701:09:35,42101:09:38,883And he puts that heart into everything he does.And he puts that heart into everything he does.138801:09:39,04901:09:40,050The cooking…The cooking…138901:09:40,21701:09:42,011- Order up! - …cleaning…- Order up! - …cleaning…139001:09:42,59501:09:45,055…serving up the delicious Krabby Patties.…serving up the delicious Krabby Patties.139101:09:45,22201:09:47,057But that's the funny thing.But that's the funny thing.139201:09:47,72501:09:50,728I used to think me secret Krabby Patty formulaI used to think me secret Krabby Patty formula139301:09:50,89501:09:53,272was also the secret to me success.was also the secret to me success.139401:09:53,43901:09:56,442We serve breakfast till 11, by the way, 12 on weekends.We serve breakfast till 11, by the way, 12 on weekends.139501:09:56,60901:10:00,070It wasn't until SpongeBob came to work for meIt wasn't until SpongeBob came to work for me139601:10:00,23701:10:02,573that I realized the formulathat I realized the formula139701:10:02,74001:10:05,075is more than just a list of ingredientsis more than just a list of ingredients139801:10:05,15901:10:06,911and flavor-capturing methods.and flavor-capturing methods.139901:10:07,07701:10:10,372It's more than a jealously guarded recipe.It's more than a jealously guarded recipe.140001:10:11,08101:10:13,375The real secret formulaThe real secret formula140101:10:14,16801:10:16,503is sitting right here.is sitting right here.140201:10:17,75501:10:20,049SpongeBob SquarePants.SpongeBob SquarePants.140301:10:21,21701:10:23,135Aww…Aww…140401:10:24,34501:10:25,471Get ready.Get ready.140501:10:25,55401:10:27,181Ahem! Maestro?Ahem! Maestro?140601:10:28,09801:10:31,435[playing dramatic intro][playing dramatic intro]140701:10:34,73001:10:37,775♪ A formula is something Like a recipe ♪♪ A formula is something Like a recipe ♪140801:10:37,85801:10:40,653♪ A recipe is something Like a plan ♪♪ A recipe is something Like a plan ♪140901:10:41,02801:10:42,571♪ With elements and measurements ♪♪ With elements and measurements ♪141001:10:42,73801:10:46,158♪ All mixed together by a steady hand ♪♪ All mixed together by a steady hand ♪141101:10:47,53401:10:50,829♪ But careful you must be Or you'll be sad you see ♪♪ But careful you must be Or you'll be sad you see ♪141201:10:50,99601:10:54,124♪ If somehow in the mix It has no soul ♪♪ If somehow in the mix It has no soul ♪141301:10:54,20801:10:55,834♪ So what's the one ingredient ♪♪ So what's the one ingredient ♪141401:10:56,00101:10:58,671♪ That turns this awesome sauce To liquid gold? ♪♪ That turns this awesome sauce To liquid gold? ♪141501:10:58,83701:11:00,881I'll tell ya!I'll tell ya!141601:11:00,96501:11:05,678♪ The secret to the formula Is you, you ♪♪ The secret to the formula Is you, you ♪141701:11:05,84401:11:07,846♪ You, you ♪♪ You, you ♪141801:11:07,93001:11:12,559♪ The honey in my tea, you know Is you, you ♪♪ The honey in my tea, you know Is you, you ♪141901:11:12,64301:11:13,978♪ You, you ♪♪ You, you ♪142001:11:14,06101:11:16,522- ♪ The bubbles in the boil ♪ - [shrieking]- ♪ The bubbles in the boil ♪ - [shrieking]142101:11:16,68901:11:20,359♪ The one essential oil It's true ♪♪ The one essential oil It's true ♪142201:11:20,52601:11:25,197♪ The secret to the formula Is you, you ♪♪ The secret to the formula Is you, you ♪142301:11:25,36401:11:27,366- SpongeBob! - ♪ You, you ♪- SpongeBob! - ♪ You, you ♪142401:11:27,44901:11:30,286♪ What in the wide watery world ♪♪ What in the wide watery world ♪142501:11:30,36901:11:34,331♪ Would it be like without you? ♪♪ Would it be like without you? ♪142601:11:35,41601:11:40,379♪ The secret to the formula Is you, you ♪♪ The secret to the formula Is you, you ♪142701:11:40,54601:11:42,006♪ You, you ♪♪ You, you ♪142801:11:42,08901:11:47,094♪ The honey in my tea, you know Is you, you ♪♪ The honey in my tea, you know Is you, you ♪142901:11:47,51101:11:48,846♪ You, you ♪♪ You, you ♪143001:11:48,92901:11:51,557♪ The bubbles in the boil ♪♪ The bubbles in the boil ♪143101:11:51,64001:11:55,227♪ The one essential oil It's true ♪♪ The one essential oil It's true ♪143201:11:55,39401:12:00,065♪ The secret to the formula Is you, you ♪♪ The secret to the formula Is you, you ♪143301:12:00,14901:12:02,151- SpongeBob! - ♪ You, you ♪- SpongeBob! - ♪ You, you ♪143401:12:02,23401:12:05,154♪ The secret to the formula ♪♪ The secret to the formula ♪143501:12:05,23701:12:07,197- ♪ Is you, you ♪ - [laughs]- ♪ Is you, you ♪ - [laughs]143601:12:07,36401:12:09,033So entertaining!So entertaining!143701:12:09,11601:12:13,662♪ The secret to the formula Is you, you ♪♪ The secret to the formula Is you, you ♪143801:12:13,82901:12:15,080♪ You, you ♪♪ You, you ♪143901:12:15,24701:12:16,415Yeehaw!Yeehaw!144001:12:16,58201:12:17,666[applause, cheering][applause, cheering]144101:12:18,37501:12:20,586Ha! Hilarious!Ha! Hilarious!144201:12:20,66901:12:22,129[laughing][laughing]144301:12:22,71301:12:23,756Hmm?Hmm?144401:12:23,92201:12:25,549My snail!My snail!144501:12:25,96601:12:27,259Wha...? Huh?Wha...? Huh?144601:12:29,88701:12:32,765Halt! It's a trick! Seize them!Halt! It's a trick! Seize them!144701:12:42,27401:12:43,776Gary, you're with me now.Gary, you're with me now.144801:12:43,85901:12:45,569I'll never let anyone take you again.I'll never let anyone take you again.144901:12:45,65201:12:46,487[meows][meows]145001:12:46,57001:12:47,946

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PLANKTON: Faster!

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PATRICK: Oh!

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145201:12:50,65701:12:51,742Wow.Wow.145301:12:52,82601:12:54,703Yah! Patrick, what are you doing?Yah! Patrick, what are you doing?145401:12:54,78701:12:56,080Free food!Free food!145501:12:56,16301:12:57,414[screams][screams]145601:12:57,91501:12:58,749[yells][yells]145701:12:58,83201:12:59,666Get him!Get him!145801:13:01,46001:13:02,294[all shouting][all shouting]145901:13:06,34001:13:08,342Come on, come on. In here!Come on, come on. In here!146001:13:08,50901:13:09,802

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SOLDIER: Stop right there!

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146101:13:10,80301:13:12,846- [loud thud] - Inside! Quick!- [loud thud] - Inside! Quick!146201:13:16,93401:13:18,018[gasps][gasps]146301:13:18,10201:13:19,728[grunting][grunting]146401:13:20,81301:13:21,939Come on!Come on!146501:13:23,23201:13:24,066Uh-oh.Uh-oh.146601:13:24,14901:13:26,819Push! Push, Plankton!Push! Push, Plankton!146701:13:26,90201:13:28,570You got to be kidding me!You got to be kidding me!146801:13:29,27901:13:30,864Hah!Hah!146901:13:46,75501:13:48,090[grunts][grunts]147001:13:50,80101:13:51,844Hmm?Hmm?147101:13:52,01001:13:53,679[grunts][grunts]147201:13:54,43001:13:56,223[all exclaiming][all exclaiming]147301:13:56,39001:13:57,724Peekaboo!Peekaboo!147401:13:57,89101:13:59,518[cackles] Attack![cackles] Attack!147501:14:03,14701:14:04,606Ha-hah!Ha-hah!147601:14:04,69001:14:05,941- Attack! - [yelling]- Attack! - [yelling]147701:14:06,02401:14:09,153Whoa! Watch your left flank, people!Whoa! Watch your left flank, people!147801:14:09,69501:14:11,113Thrust! Now parry!Thrust! Now parry!147901:14:11,19601:14:13,615Now pirouette. Turn around. Pivot!Now pirouette. Turn around. Pivot!148001:14:14,11601:14:17,244Pull harder. Faster! To the right!Pull harder. Faster! To the right!148101:14:17,91101:14:19,830Hi-ya!Hi-ya!148201:14:22,12401:14:23,959

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PLANKTON: Whoa, whoa!

(YELLS)

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148301:14:28,79701:14:30,007[bowling strike sound][bowling strike sound]148401:14:34,01101:14:34,845[both yelp][both yelp]148501:14:36,59701:14:37,556[shrieking][shrieking]148601:14:39,26601:14:40,601[screaming][screaming]148701:14:41,93501:14:44,605Do you think we should've stayed in there with Squidward?Do you think we should've stayed in there with Squidward?148801:14:44,77101:14:46,523Nah, he's got it.Nah, he's got it.148901:14:46,60701:14:48,400

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SQUIDWARD:

Where is everybody?

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Charge!

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-SQUIDWARD: Whoa!

-(SIZZLING)

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149201:14:52,98801:14:54,531[shrieking][shrieking]149301:14:59,24401:15:00,704- [yelling] - Squidward!- [yelling] - Squidward!149401:15:00,78701:15:02,831[all yelling][all yelling]149501:15:02,91501:15:04,082[screams][screams]149601:15:08,04501:15:10,756Squidward! Fall this way!Squidward! Fall this way!149701:15:10,83901:15:12,216No, this way!No, this way!149801:15:13,21701:15:14,051

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PATRICK: Oh.

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149901:15:17,34601:15:18,472Man down.Man down.150001:15:20,18201:15:22,309Good catch.Good catch.150101:15:22,55901:15:24,978- Hey, there they are! - Get them!- Hey, there they are! - Get them!150201:15:25,06201:15:26,188Yo, what's up?Yo, what's up?150301:15:26,27101:15:27,689Otto!Otto!150401:15:27,77301:15:29,775I have a gambling problem.I have a gambling problem.150501:15:32,36101:15:33,362Otto!Otto!150601:15:33,44501:15:35,781Could anyone lend me some money?Could anyone lend me some money?150701:15:35,86401:15:38,200To Bikini Bottom! And step on it!To Bikini Bottom! And step on it!150801:15:38,28301:15:39,743Stepping on it.Stepping on it.150901:15:40,36901:15:42,204You're all fired.You're all fired.151001:15:42,82901:15:44,248To the valet!To the valet!151101:15:44,83101:15:46,959- Ah! - [gasping]- Ah! - [gasping]151201:15:48,41801:15:50,546Leaving so soon, kids?Leaving so soon, kids?151301:15:50,62901:15:51,713[anxious meow][anxious meow]151401:15:51,79701:15:54,049Hang on, Gary. I won't let you go.Hang on, Gary. I won't let you go.151501:15:54,13201:15:57,261Tsk, tsk. Rather impolite, don't you think?Tsk, tsk. Rather impolite, don't you think?151601:15:57,34401:15:58,929It was all their idea, sire.It was all their idea, sire.151701:15:59,01201:16:00,722And I…And I…151801:16:01,68201:16:03,141…loved it!…loved it!151901:16:03,22501:16:05,102Wait, so you're not mad at us?Wait, so you're not mad at us?152001:16:05,18501:16:06,353[laughing] No![laughing] No!152101:16:06,52001:16:08,063It's been a while since I've enjoyedIt's been a while since I've enjoyed152201:16:08,14601:16:10,232such toe-tapping entertainment.such toe-tapping entertainment.152301:16:10,69101:16:11,733All is forgiven!All is forgiven!152401:16:11,81701:16:14,403- And all charges are dropped. - Hooray!- And all charges are dropped. - Hooray!152501:16:14,48601:16:16,363On one condition.On one condition.152601:16:16,86301:16:19,491SpongeBob will return my snail to meSpongeBob will return my snail to me152701:16:19,65801:16:21,952without any more shilly-shally.without any more shilly-shally.152801:16:22,03501:16:23,412Wait, what?Wait, what?152901:16:23,49501:16:26,498Just hand over the snail and you can all go free.Just hand over the snail and you can all go free.153001:16:29,25101:16:31,962But… I… I…But… I… I…153101:16:32,12901:16:33,630

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SAGE: SpongeBob.

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SPONGEBOB: Sage? Is that you?

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153301:16:36,46601:16:37,467Hello.Hello.153401:16:37,63401:16:39,136Sage! Hi!Sage! Hi!153501:16:39,30301:16:40,304Remember…Remember…153601:16:40,47001:16:42,306The courage you seek is inside you.The courage you seek is inside you.153701:16:42,47201:16:45,183And it will come to you in your hour of need.And it will come to you in your hour of need.153801:16:47,26901:16:49,771

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SPONGEBOB:

The courage is inside me.

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153901:16:51,44001:16:53,609The courage is inside me!The courage is inside me!154001:16:55,11001:16:57,070Mr. Poseidon, no.Mr. Poseidon, no.154101:16:57,23701:16:59,031I'm sorry, but I won't do it.I'm sorry, but I won't do it.154201:16:59,48901:17:00,907[laughs][laughs]154301:17:01,07401:17:01,908What?What?154401:17:01,99201:17:04,494I love Gary too much, and he loves me.I love Gary too much, and he loves me.154501:17:04,95301:17:07,789If we didn't have each other, we'd be so sad. Well…If we didn't have each other, we'd be so sad. Well…154601:17:07,95601:17:10,083It wouldn't really matter what you'd do to us.It wouldn't really matter what you'd do to us.154701:17:10,50001:17:11,460[meows][meows]154801:17:11,62701:17:15,213And look. Today, thanks to these amazing friends,And look. Today, thanks to these amazing friends,154901:17:15,29701:17:18,800my heart feels twice as big a s it ever did.my heart feels twice as big a s it ever did.155001:17:19,50901:17:21,720Especially after what they risked for me:Especially after what they risked for me:155101:17:21,88701:17:24,973Flouting the law and defying the mighty king of the sea.Flouting the law and defying the mighty king of the sea.155201:17:26,05801:17:27,809Defying? Really?Defying? Really?155301:17:27,89301:17:30,354I wouldn't say defying the king.I wouldn't say defying the king.155401:17:30,43701:17:32,648Humiliating you in front of your subjects.Humiliating you in front of your subjects.155501:17:32,73101:17:34,816- Do go on. - More like admiring.- Do go on. - More like admiring.155601:17:34,90001:17:36,401And totally agreeing with!And totally agreeing with!155701:17:36,48501:17:38,195I just came to see Kelpy G.I just came to see Kelpy G.155801:17:38,27801:17:40,197And they did it all for me.And they did it all for me.155901:17:40,28001:17:43,283I'm sure you'd understand if you had friends like these.I'm sure you'd understand if you had friends like these.156001:17:43,36701:17:46,828Friends like these? Wait, what?Friends like these? Wait, what?156101:17:47,28701:17:48,872Friends like these?Friends like these?156201:17:49,03901:17:51,792[chuckles] Of course I have friends like these.[chuckles] Of course I have friends like these.156301:17:51,87501:17:53,460I have all kinds of friends!I have all kinds of friends!156401:17:53,54301:17:56,505I have buddies, I have besties.I have buddies, I have besties.156501:17:56,67201:17:59,883I have home-slices, palsy-walsies.I have home-slices, palsy-walsies.156601:18:00,05001:18:01,468It's infinite!It's infinite!156701:18:01,55101:18:03,512Chancellor! Give us an exact number.Chancellor! Give us an exact number.156801:18:03,59501:18:05,097The friend count, if you will.The friend count, if you will.156901:18:05,18001:18:08,600Uh, okay, according to your latest polling data,Uh, okay, according to your latest polling data,157001:18:08,97501:18:11,103we should get more polling data.we should get more polling data.157101:18:11,18601:18:12,187What? Give me that.What? Give me that.157201:18:12,27001:18:13,814Huh?Huh?157301:18:13,89701:18:15,232What about my adoring fans?What about my adoring fans?157401:18:16,60801:18:18,860- Nope. - My elite palace guards?- Nope. - My elite palace guards?157501:18:18,94401:18:19,986- Mm-mm. - [innocent whistling]- Mm-mm. - [innocent whistling]157601:18:20,07001:18:22,489- What about my personal trainer? - Mmm… Mm-mm.- What about my personal trainer? - Mmm… Mm-mm.157701:18:23,40701:18:25,325- My therapist? - Nada.- My therapist? - Nada.157801:18:25,40901:18:27,077- My tattoo artist? - Uh…nope.- My tattoo artist? - Uh…nope.157901:18:27,16001:18:29,454- My tattoo removal artist? - No dice.- My tattoo removal artist? - No dice.158001:18:29,53801:18:32,958B- But surely you, my chancellor,B- But surely you, my chancellor,158101:18:33,04101:18:35,127my loyal faithful…?my loyal faithful…?158201:18:35,21001:18:36,336Sorry.Sorry.158301:18:37,17001:18:39,089[sobs][sobs]158401:18:45,67901:18:47,305Apollo, take me now.Apollo, take me now.158501:18:47,93101:18:50,934I don't have any friends!I don't have any friends!158601:18:55,18801:18:56,690Well, you got one now!Well, you got one now!158701:18:58,23301:19:00,485Really? Who is it?Really? Who is it?158801:19:00,56901:19:02,487It's me! I'll be your friend.It's me! I'll be your friend.158901:19:03,48801:19:04,656Do you mean it?Do you mean it?159001:19:04,74001:19:08,368Yes. But friends don't kidnap friends' pet snails.Yes. But friends don't kidnap friends' pet snails.159101:19:08,45201:19:10,495- [meows] - But I need that snail.- [meows] - But I need that snail.159201:19:10,57901:19:13,874Look, I have a horrible, disgusting wrinkle.Look, I have a horrible, disgusting wrinkle.159301:19:13,95701:19:16,585Jumping jellyfish, it's the size of the Mariana Trench!Jumping jellyfish, it's the size of the Mariana Trench!159401:19:16,66801:19:18,920- [moaning sob] - [laughs] Kidding!- [moaning sob] - [laughs] Kidding!159501:19:19,00401:19:20,255Looks don't matter.Looks don't matter.159601:19:20,33801:19:22,507We don't care about little imperfections.We don't care about little imperfections.159701:19:22,59101:19:23,925Or even big ones!Or even big ones!159801:19:24,00901:19:26,386- Just look at Squidward. - What's that supposed to mean?- Just look at Squidward. - What's that supposed to mean?159901:19:26,47001:19:28,472What's important is what's inside.What's important is what's inside.160001:19:28,55501:19:30,724And I'm sure you can be a fair and kind kingAnd I'm sure you can be a fair and kind king160101:19:30,80701:19:32,601to all the creatures of the sea.to all the creatures of the sea.160201:19:32,76801:19:34,519I know you've got it in you, sir.I know you've got it in you, sir.160301:19:35,06101:19:37,230If you'd just let your hair down a little.If you'd just let your hair down a little.160401:19:37,31401:19:40,859Huh? My hair? Wait a minute.Huh? My hair? Wait a minute.160501:19:41,10901:19:43,195Are you suggesting that I don't need thisAre you suggesting that I don't need this160601:19:43,27801:19:45,322gorgeous mane of wavy locks?gorgeous mane of wavy locks?160701:19:45,65501:19:46,823[cheering][cheering]160801:19:47,90801:19:49,409That I don't require this neck clip?That I don't require this neck clip?160901:19:51,49501:19:52,370[gasping][gasping]161001:19:52,66201:19:53,538[cheering][cheering]161101:19:54,33101:19:56,416Be gone, perfect shiny teeth!Be gone, perfect shiny teeth!161201:19:58,00101:19:59,294This is so freeing!This is so freeing!161301:19:59,37701:20:01,713To heck with this chest plate and girdle.To heck with this chest plate and girdle.161401:20:03,38101:20:05,175- Oh, wow. - Too far?- Oh, wow. - Too far?161501:20:05,25801:20:06,760No! Not at all!No! Not at all!161601:20:06,84301:20:08,845[all overlapping] No, you look great![all overlapping] No, you look great!161701:20:09,30401:20:13,558Oh, thank you! I find this so exhilarating.Oh, thank you! I find this so exhilarating.161801:20:13,64201:20:15,477So… age appropriate.So… age appropriate.161901:20:15,93601:20:18,563SpongeBob, few possess the courageSpongeBob, few possess the courage162001:20:18,64701:20:20,607to stand up to a powerful king.to stand up to a powerful king.162101:20:20,69001:20:24,945You, sir, are among those few. I salute you.You, sir, are among those few. I salute you.162201:20:25,02801:20:26,905Nailed it, SpongeBob.Nailed it, SpongeBob.162301:20:27,69701:20:28,782Sage out.Sage out.162401:20:30,03301:20:31,618You may keep Gary.You may keep Gary.162501:20:31,70101:20:34,746And I wish you many happy years together.And I wish you many happy years together.162601:20:34,83001:20:37,290Thank you! Did you hear that, Gare-Bear?Thank you! Did you hear that, Gare-Bear?162701:20:37,37401:20:38,708[meows][meows]162801:20:38,79201:20:40,210Uh, your royal robe, Your Highness.Uh, your royal robe, Your Highness.162901:20:40,29301:20:43,088- It's getting cold out here. - Nonsense, Chancellor.- It's getting cold out here. - Nonsense, Chancellor.163001:20:43,17101:20:44,548I'm free!I'm free!163101:20:44,63101:20:46,550Ooh, you certainly are.Ooh, you certainly are.163201:20:46,63301:20:48,844And free the snails!And free the snails!163301:20:49,76101:20:51,555[all meowing][all meowing]163401:20:52,80601:20:54,349[Gary meows][Gary meows]163501:20:54,43201:20:55,392What's that?What's that?163601:20:58,35301:20:59,604All of them?All of them?163701:21:01,10601:21:03,483["Take On Me" playing]["Take On Me" playing]163801:21:07,02801:21:08,405I'm home!I'm home!163901:21:08,48801:21:10,073[meows][meows]164001:21:10,15601:21:11,116Hello, Gary.Hello, Gary.164101:21:12,11701:21:13,118Hello, Brian.Hello, Brian.164201:21:16,74601:21:19,708Hello, Janet. Hello, June. Hola, Lupe.Hello, Janet. Hello, June. Hola, Lupe.164301:21:21,96001:21:23,587- Morning, Sally! - Hi, Brett!- Morning, Sally! - Hi, Brett!164401:21:23,67001:21:25,463[snails meowing][snails meowing]164501:21:31,92801:21:34,890- [snails meowing] - [indistinct chatter]- [snails meowing] - [indistinct chatter]164601:21:40,47801:21:42,564Come on, Gary! You can do it!Come on, Gary! You can do it!164701:21:43,06401:21:44,399[errified meow][errified meow]164801:21:45,65001:21:46,776Yeah!Yeah!164901:21:52,90801:21:55,368Fabio! Where are you, buddy?Fabio! Where are you, buddy?165001:21:55,99401:21:57,495Here, Fabio, Fabio, Fabio!Here, Fabio, Fabio, Fabio!165101:22:00,24801:22:02,959Come on, Fifi. No.Come on, Fifi. No.165201:22:03,04301:22:04,961- [snails purring] - [Plankton groans]- [snails purring] - [Plankton groans]165301:22:11,13401:22:12,469[laughing][laughing]165401:22:23,89701:22:24,898Order up!Order up!165501:22:29,90301:22:32,155[crowing][crowing]165601:23:00,14101:23:03,186["Agua" playing]["Agua" playing]165701:24:12,58901:24:14,632[no audible dialogue][no audible dialogue]165801:24:15,46701:24:16,760[song continues][song continues]165901:24:18,97001:24:21,181[no audible dialogue][no audible dialogue]166001:24:23,76701:24:25,894[song continues][song continues]166101:24:30,52301:24:32,901[no audible dialogue][no audible dialogue]166201:24:36,48801:24:38,239[song continues][song continues]166301:24:59,92801:25:02,514["Krabby Step" playing]["Krabby Step" playing]166401:27:38,00201:27:40,338["Snail: I'm Avail" playing]["Snail: I'm Avail" playing]166501:30:00,47801:30:02,438["Gary's song" playing]