_________________________________
Oh, I come from a land
From a faraway place
_________________________________
Where the caravan camels roam
_________________________________
Where it's flat and immense
And the heat is intense
_________________________________
It's barbaric, but hey, it's home
_________________________________
When the wind's from the east
And the sun's from the west
_________________________________
And the sand in the glass is right
_________________________________
Come on down, stop on by
Hop a carpet and fly
_________________________________
To another Arabian night
_________________________________
Arabian nights
_________________________________
Like Arabian days
_________________________________
More often than not
Are hotter than hot
_________________________________
In a lot of good ways
_________________________________
Arabian nights
_________________________________
'Neath Arabian moons
_________________________________
A fool off his guard
Could fall and fall hard
_________________________________
Out there on the dunes
_________________________________
Ah, salaam and good evening
to you, worthy friend.
_________________________________
Please, please, come closer.
_________________________________
Too close. A little too close.
_________________________________
There.
_________________________________
Welcome to Agrabah,
_________________________________
city of mystery, of enchantment,
_________________________________
and the finest merchandise
this side of the River Jordan,
_________________________________
on sale today. Come on down.
_________________________________
Look at this. Yes.
_________________________________
Combination hookah and coffeemaker.
Also makes julienne fries.
_________________________________
Will not break. Will not...
_________________________________
It broke.
_________________________________
Ohh! Look at this.
_________________________________
I have never seen
one of these intact before.
_________________________________
This is the famous
Dead Sea Tupperware.
_________________________________
Listen. Ah, still good.
_________________________________
Wait. Don't go.
_________________________________
I can see that you're only interested
in the exceptionally rare.
_________________________________
I think, then, you would be
most rewarded to consider this.
_________________________________
Do not be fooled
by its commonplace appearance.
_________________________________
Like so many things,
it is not what is outside,
_________________________________
but what is inside that counts.
_________________________________
This is no ordinary lamp.
_________________________________
It once changed the course
of a young man's life.
_________________________________
A young man who, like this lamp,
was more than what he seemed.
_________________________________
A diamond in the rough.
_________________________________
Perhaps you would like to hear the tale?
_________________________________
It begins on a dark night,
_________________________________
where a dark man waits
_________________________________
with a dark purpose.
_________________________________
(HORSE NICKERS)
_________________________________
You are late.
_________________________________
A thousand apologies, O patient one.
_________________________________
You have it, then?
_________________________________
I had to slit a few throats, but I got it.
_________________________________
Ah-ah-ahhh.
_________________________________
The treasure.
_________________________________
Ow!
_________________________________
Trust me, my pungent friend.
_________________________________
-You'll get what's coming to you.
-What's coming to you. Awk!
_________________________________
Quickly! Follow the trail.
_________________________________
Faster.
_________________________________
(HORSE NEIGHS)
_________________________________
(WIND HOWLING)
_________________________________
JAFAR: At last,
after all my years of searching,
_________________________________
the Cave of Wonders.
_________________________________
Awk. Cave of Wonders.
_________________________________
By Allah.
_________________________________
Now, remember. Bring me the lamp.
_________________________________
The rest of the treasure is yours,
but the lamp is mine.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Awk, the lamp. Awk, the lamp.
_________________________________
Jeez, where'd you dig this bozo up?
_________________________________
Shh.
_________________________________
(ECHOING RUMBLE)
_________________________________
-Who disturbs my slumber?
-(THIEF GASPS)
_________________________________
It is I, Gazeem, a humble thief.
_________________________________
Know this.
_________________________________
Only one may enter here,
_________________________________
one whose worth lies far within.
_________________________________
A diamond in the rough.
_________________________________
What are you waiting for? Go on.
_________________________________
(BEAST SIGHING)
_________________________________
-(ROARING)
-(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
Seek thee out the diamond in the rough.
_________________________________
(COUGHING)
_________________________________
I can't believe it. I just don't believe it.
_________________________________
We're never gonna get
a hold of that stupid lamp.
_________________________________
Just forget it. Look at this.
I'm so ticked off that I'm moulting.
_________________________________
Patience, Iago. Patience.
_________________________________
Gazeem was obviously
less than worthy.
_________________________________
Oh, there's a big surprise.
_________________________________
I think I'm gonna have a heart attack
and die from that surprise.
_________________________________
What are we gonna do?
We got a big problem here, a big...
_________________________________
Yes.
_________________________________
Only one may enter.
_________________________________
I must find this one, this...
_________________________________
Diamond in the rough.
_________________________________
MAN: Stop! Thief!
_________________________________
I'll have your hands for a trophy,
street rat.
_________________________________
All this for a loaf of bread?
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
-GUARD: There he is!
-You won't get away so easy!
_________________________________
You think that was easy?
_________________________________
(GIGGLING)
_________________________________
You two, over that way,
and you, follow me.
_________________________________
-We'll find him.
-Morning, ladies.
_________________________________
Getting into trouble a little early
today, aren't we, Aladdin?
_________________________________
Trouble? No way.
You're only in trouble if you get caught.
_________________________________
-Gotcha.
-I'm in trouble.
_________________________________
And this time...
_________________________________
(ABU SQUEAKING)
_________________________________
Perfect timing, Abu, as usual.
_________________________________
-Abu.
-Come on. Let's get outta here.
_________________________________
(SINGING) Gotta keep one jump
Ahead of the bread line
_________________________________
One swing ahead of the sword
_________________________________
I steal only what I can't afford
_________________________________
That's everything
That's everything
_________________________________
One jump ahead of the lawmen
_________________________________
That's all, and that's no joke
_________________________________
These guys don't appreciate I'm broke
_________________________________
-Riffraff
-BOTH: Street rat
_________________________________
GUARD: Scoundrel
MAN: Take that
_________________________________
Just a little snack, guys
_________________________________
Rip him open
Take it back, guys
_________________________________
I can take a hint
Gotta face the facts
_________________________________
-You're my only friend, Abu
-WOMEN: Who?
_________________________________
Oh, it's sad Aladdin's hit the bottom
_________________________________
He's become a one-man rise in crime
_________________________________
I'd blame parents
Except he hasn't got 'em
_________________________________
Gotta eat to live
Gotta steal to eat
_________________________________
Tell you all about it
When I got the time
_________________________________
One jump ahead of the slowpokes
One skip ahead of my doom
_________________________________
Next time gonna use a nom de plume
_________________________________
There he is
_________________________________
One jump ahead of the hit men
One hit ahead of the flock
_________________________________
I think I'll take a stroll
Around the block
_________________________________
-MAN: Stop, thief
-Vandal
_________________________________
-Abu
-Scandal
_________________________________
Let's not be too hasty
_________________________________
Still I think he's rather tasty
_________________________________
Gotta eat to live
Gotta steal to eat
_________________________________
Otherwise we'd get along
_________________________________
GUARDS: Wrong
_________________________________
MAIN GUARD: Get him!
_________________________________
He's got a sword!
_________________________________
You idiots. We've all got swords.
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
-One jump ahead of the hoofbeats
-Vandal!
_________________________________
-One hop ahead of the hump
-Street rat!
_________________________________
-One trick ahead of disaster
-Scoundrel!
_________________________________
They're quick, but I'm much faster
_________________________________
Here goes, better throw my hand in
_________________________________
Wish me happy landin'
All I gotta do is jump
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
GUARDS: Yuck! Oy!
_________________________________
And now, esteemed effendi, we feast.
All right.
_________________________________
ABU: Yum, yum!
_________________________________
Uh-oh.
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
Here. Go on. Take it.
_________________________________
(GIGGLING)
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
Ah, don't. Huh?
_________________________________
On his way to the palace, I suppose.
_________________________________
Another suitor for the princess.
_________________________________
-(GIGGLING)
-(WOMAN SCREAMS)
_________________________________
-(WHINNYING)
-Out of my way, you filthy brats.
_________________________________
Hey!
_________________________________
If I were as rich as you,
I could afford some manners.
_________________________________
Oh. I'll teach you some manners.
_________________________________
(MEN LAUGH)
_________________________________
(GRIMACING)
_________________________________
Look at that, Abu.
_________________________________
It's not every day you see
a horse with two rear ends.
_________________________________
CROWD: Ooh!
_________________________________
You are a worthless street rat.
_________________________________
You were born a street rat,
you'll die a street rat,
_________________________________
and only your fleas will mourn you.
_________________________________
I'm not worthless.
_________________________________
And I don't have fleas.
_________________________________
(SIGHS) Come on, Abu. Let's go home.
_________________________________
(SINGING) Riffraff, street rat
_________________________________
I don't buy that
_________________________________
If only they'd look closer
_________________________________
Would they see a poor boy?
_________________________________
No, siree
_________________________________
They'd find out
_________________________________
There's so much more
_________________________________
To me
_________________________________
(SIGHS) Someday, Abu,
things are gonna change.
_________________________________
We'll be rich, live in a palace,
_________________________________
and never have any problems at all.
_________________________________
(ROOSTERS CROWING)
_________________________________
I've never been so insulted.
_________________________________
Oh, Prince Achmed.
You're not leaving so soon, are you?
_________________________________
Good luck marrying her off.
_________________________________
Oh! Jasmine.
_________________________________
Jasmine!
_________________________________
-Jasmine!
-(SNARLING)
_________________________________
Confound it, Rajah.
_________________________________
So, this is why
Prince Achmed stormed out.
_________________________________
Oh, Father.
_________________________________
Rajah was just playing with him.
Weren't you, Rajah?
_________________________________
You were just playing
with that overdressed,
_________________________________
self-absorbed Prince Achmed,
weren't you?
_________________________________
(BOTH LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________
Dearest, you've got to stop rejecting
every suitor who comes to call.
_________________________________
The law says
you must be married to a prince
_________________________________
by your next birthday.
_________________________________
The law is wrong.
_________________________________
You've only got three more days.
_________________________________
Father, I hate being forced into this.
_________________________________
If I do marry, I want it to be for love.
_________________________________
Jasmine,
_________________________________
it's not only this law.
_________________________________
I'm not going to be around forever,
and, well, I...
_________________________________
I just want to make sure
you're taken care of.
_________________________________
Provided for.
_________________________________
Please try to understand.
_________________________________
I've never done a thing on my own.
I've never had any real friends.
_________________________________
(GRUMBLES)
_________________________________
Except you, Rajah.
_________________________________
I've never even been outside
the palace walls.
_________________________________
But, Jasmine, you're a princess.
_________________________________
Then maybe I don't want
to be a princess any more.
_________________________________
Oooh! I... I...
_________________________________
Allah forbid you should
have any daughters.
_________________________________
Hmm?
_________________________________
I don't know where she gets it from.
_________________________________
Her mother wasn't nearly so picky.
_________________________________
Oh! Ah, Jafar.
_________________________________
My most trusted advisor.
_________________________________
I am in desperate need of your wisdom.
_________________________________
My life is but to serve you, my lord.
_________________________________
It's this suitor business.
Jasmine refuses to choose a husband.
_________________________________
-I'm at my wit's end.
-Awk! Wit's end!
_________________________________
(LAUGHING) Oh!
_________________________________
-Have a cracker, pretty Polly.
-(JAFAR LAUGHS)
_________________________________
Your Majesty certainly
has a way with dumb animals.
_________________________________
(GRUMBLES)
_________________________________
Now, then,
perhaps I can divine a solution
_________________________________
to this thorny problem.
_________________________________
If anyone can help, it's you.
_________________________________
But it would require the use
of the mystic blue diamond.
_________________________________
Oh. Uh, my ring?
_________________________________
But it's been in the family for years.
_________________________________
It is necessary to find
the princess a suitor.
_________________________________
Don't worry.
_________________________________
Everything will be fine.
_________________________________
The diamond.
_________________________________
Here, Jafar.
_________________________________
Whatever you need will be fine.
_________________________________
You are most gracious, my liege.
_________________________________
Now, run along and play
with your little toys, hmm?
_________________________________
Yes. That will be pretty good.
_________________________________
(SPITS, COUGHS)
_________________________________
I can't take it any more!
_________________________________
If I gotta choke down on one more
of those mouldy, disgusting crackers...
_________________________________
Bam! Whack!
_________________________________
Calm yourself, Iago.
_________________________________
Then I'd grab him around the head.
Whack!
_________________________________
Soon I will be sultan,
not that addlepated twit.
_________________________________
And then I stuff the crackers
down his throat. Ha, ha!
_________________________________
(WHINING)
_________________________________
Oh, I'm sorry, Rajah.
_________________________________
But I can't stay here
and have my life lived for me.
_________________________________
I'll miss you.
_________________________________
(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________
Goodbye.
_________________________________
(VENDORS CALLING OUT)
_________________________________
Okay, Abu. Go.
_________________________________
Try this. Your taste buds
will dance and sing.
_________________________________
(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________
-Get your paws off that.
-(TAUNTING)
_________________________________
Why, you...
_________________________________
Get away from here,
you cursed, filthy ape!
_________________________________
Goodbye.
_________________________________
-Nice going, Abu.
-(COOING)
_________________________________
Breakfast is served.
_________________________________
Pretty lady, buy a pot.
No finer pot in brass or silver.
_________________________________
Sugar dates. Sugar dates and figs.
_________________________________
Sugar dates and pistachios.
_________________________________
Would the lady like a necklace?
_________________________________
A pretty necklace for a pretty lady.
_________________________________
Fresh fish!
_________________________________
We catch 'em, you buy 'em!
_________________________________
Oh, no. I don't think so.
_________________________________
-Oh!
-(GULPING)
_________________________________
-Excuse me.
-(GULPS)
_________________________________
(BELCHES)
_________________________________
I'm really very sorry.
_________________________________
Wow.
_________________________________
Uh-oh.
_________________________________
Hello? Hello?
_________________________________
Oh, you must be hungry.
_________________________________
Here you go.
_________________________________
You'd better be able to pay for that.
_________________________________
-Pay?
-No one steals from my cart.
_________________________________
Oh, I'm sorry, sir.
I don't have any money.
_________________________________
-Thief!
-Please...
_________________________________
If you let me go to the palace,
I can get some from the sultan.
_________________________________
Do you know
what the penalty is for stealing?
_________________________________
No! No, please!
_________________________________
Thank you, kind sir.
I'm so glad you found her.
_________________________________
I've been looking all over for you.
_________________________________
-What are you doing?
-Just play along.
_________________________________
You, uh, know this girl?
_________________________________
Sadly, yes. She is my sister.
_________________________________
She's a little crazy.
_________________________________
She said she knew the sultan.
_________________________________
She thinks the monkey is the sultan.
_________________________________
O wise Sultan, how may I serve you?
_________________________________
(GIBBERISH)
_________________________________
Tragic, isn't it?
_________________________________
But no harm done.
_________________________________
Now, come along, sis.
Time to go see the doctor.
_________________________________
Oh, hello, Doctor. How are you?
_________________________________
No, no, no. Not that one.
Come on, Sultan.
_________________________________
(GIBBERING)
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
Huh? What?
_________________________________
Come back here, you little thieves!
_________________________________
(EXPLOSION)
_________________________________
With all due respect, Your Rottenness,
_________________________________
couldn't we just wait for a real storm?
_________________________________
Save your breath, Iago. Faster.
_________________________________
Yes, O mighty evil one.
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
Part, sands of time.
_________________________________
Reveal to me the one
who can enter the cave.
_________________________________
Yes! Yes!
_________________________________
There he is.
_________________________________
My diamond in the rough.
_________________________________
That's him? That's the clown
we've been waitin' for?
_________________________________
Let's have the guards extend him
an invitation to the palace, shall we?
_________________________________
Swell.
_________________________________
(COUGHS)
_________________________________
(SINISTER LAUGHTER)
_________________________________
Almost there.
_________________________________
I want to thank you
for stopping that man.
_________________________________
Uh, forget it.
_________________________________
So, this is your first time
in the marketplace, huh?
_________________________________
Is it that obvious?
_________________________________
Well, you do kind of stand out.
_________________________________
I mean, uh, you don't seem to know
how dangerous Agrabah can be.
_________________________________
Hmm. I'm a fast learner.
_________________________________
Wow.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING) Hey.
_________________________________
Come on. This way.
_________________________________
Whoa. Watch your head there.
_________________________________
Be careful.
_________________________________
Is this where you live?
_________________________________
Yep. Just me and Abu.
Come and go as we please.
_________________________________
That sounds fabulous.
_________________________________
Well, it's not much,
but it's got a great view.
_________________________________
Wow. The palace looks
pretty amazing, huh?
_________________________________
Oh, it's wonderful.
_________________________________
I wonder what it would
be like to live there,
_________________________________
and have servants and valets.
_________________________________
Oh, sure. People who tell you
where to go and how to dress.
_________________________________
It's better than here.
_________________________________
You're always scraping for food
and ducking the guards.
_________________________________
You're not free
to make your own choices.
_________________________________
-Sometimes you feel so...
-You're just...
_________________________________
-Trapped.
-Trapped.
_________________________________
(CLEARS THROAT)
So, where are you from?
_________________________________
What does it matter?
_________________________________
I ran away and I am not going back.
_________________________________
-Really? How come?
-Why, you...
_________________________________
My father's forcing me to get married.
_________________________________
That's... That's awful.
_________________________________
-ALADDIN: Abu!
-(ANGRY SQUEAKING)
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
Abu says, uh, that's not fair.
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
-Oh, did he?
-Yeah, of course.
_________________________________
And does Abu
have anything else to say?
_________________________________
Well, uh, he wishes there was
something he could do to help.
_________________________________
Oh, boy.
_________________________________
Hmm.
_________________________________
Tell him that's very sweet.
_________________________________
Here you are.
_________________________________
-They're after me!
-They're after you?
_________________________________
My father must have sent them...
_________________________________
-Do you trust me?
-What?
_________________________________
-Do you trust me?
-Yes...
_________________________________
Then jump!
_________________________________
We just keep running into each other,
don't we, street rat?
_________________________________
Run! Go! Get out of here!
_________________________________
Get this thing off of me!
_________________________________
-It's the dungeon for you, boy.
-Get off of me.
_________________________________
Let him go.
_________________________________
-Looky here, men. A street mouse.
-(GUARDS LAUGH)
_________________________________
Unhand him, by order of the princess.
_________________________________
Princess Jasmine.
_________________________________
-The princess?
-ABU: Princess?
_________________________________
What are you doing outside the palace?
And with this street rat.
_________________________________
That's not your concern.
Do as I command. Release him.
_________________________________
I would, Princess,
except my orders come from Jafar.
_________________________________
-You'll have to take it up with him.
-Believe me, I will.
_________________________________
Jafar?
_________________________________
Oh, Princess.
_________________________________
Awk! Jafar, I'm stuck.
_________________________________
How may I be of service to you?
_________________________________
The guards just took a boy
from the market, on your orders.
_________________________________
Your father has charged me
with keeping peace in Agrabah.
_________________________________
-The boy was a criminal.
-What was his crime?
_________________________________
I can't breathe, Jafar.
_________________________________
Why, kidnapping the princess,
of course.
_________________________________
If you could just... Aah! That hurt!
_________________________________
He didn't kidnap me. I ran away.
_________________________________
Oh, dear.
_________________________________
Oh, how frightfully upsetting.
Had I but known...
_________________________________
What do you mean?
_________________________________
Sadly, the boy's sentence
has already been carried out.
_________________________________
What sentence?
_________________________________
-Death.
-(GASPING)
_________________________________
-By beheading.
-No.
_________________________________
I am exceedingly sorry, Princess.
_________________________________
How could you?
_________________________________
(WEEPING)
_________________________________
(COUGHING)
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
So, how did it go?
_________________________________
I think she took it rather well.
_________________________________
(JASMINE CRYING)
_________________________________
It's all my fault, Rajah.
_________________________________
-I didn't even know his name.
-(RAJAH MURMURING)
_________________________________
She was the princess. I can't believe it.
_________________________________
I must have sounded so stupid to her.
_________________________________
ABU: Yoo-hoo! Aladdin! Hello!
_________________________________
Abu. Down here.
_________________________________
(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________
Come on, help me out of these.
_________________________________
(SCOLDING)
_________________________________
Hey, she was in trouble.
Ah, she was worth it.
_________________________________
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
_________________________________
Don't worry, Abu.
I'll never see her again.
_________________________________
I'm a street rat, remember?
And there's a law.
_________________________________
She's gotta marry a prince.
_________________________________
-She deserves a prince.
-Ta-da!
_________________________________
I'm a fool.
_________________________________
MAN: You're only a fool
if you give up, boy.
_________________________________
Who are you?
_________________________________
A lowly prisoner, like yourself.
_________________________________
But together, perhaps we can be more.
_________________________________
I'm listening.
_________________________________
There is a cave, boy,
a Cave of Wonders,
_________________________________
filled with treasures
beyond your wildest dreams.
_________________________________
Ooh!
_________________________________
Treasure enough to impress
even your princess, I'd wager.
_________________________________
Jafar, can you hurry up?
I'm dyin' in here.
_________________________________
-(SQUAWKING)
-But the law says only a prince can...
_________________________________
You've heard of the golden rule,
haven't you?
_________________________________
Whoever has the gold makes the rules.
_________________________________
(WHEEZING LAUGH)
_________________________________
Why would you share all of this
wonderful treasure with me?
_________________________________
I need a young pair of legs
and a strong back to go in after it.
_________________________________
Uh, one problem.
_________________________________
It's out there. We're in here.
_________________________________
Uh-uh. Things aren't always
what they seem.
_________________________________
So, do we have a deal?
_________________________________
Oh, I don't know.
_________________________________
(THUNDER CRASHING)
_________________________________
Who disturbs my slumber?
_________________________________
Uh, it is I, Aladdin.
_________________________________
Proceed.
_________________________________
Touch nothing but the lamp.
_________________________________
Remember, boy, first fetch me the lamp,
_________________________________
and then you shall have your reward.
_________________________________
Come on, Abu.
_________________________________
(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________
-Would you look at that!
-(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________
Just a handful of this stuff
would make me richer than the sultan.
_________________________________
Abu!
_________________________________
(WHINES)
_________________________________
Don't touch anything.
_________________________________
We gotta find that lamp.
_________________________________
(GRUMBLES)
_________________________________
Huh?
_________________________________
-Aladdin!
-Abu, will you knock it off?
_________________________________
(SCREECHES)
_________________________________
Abu, what are you, crazy?
_________________________________
A magic carpet.
_________________________________
Come on. Come on out.
We're not gonna hurt you.
_________________________________
(SCREECHES)
_________________________________
Hey, take it easy, Abu.
He's not gonna bite.
_________________________________
Thanks.
_________________________________
(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________
Wait a minute. Don't go.
_________________________________
Maybe you can help us.
_________________________________
Hey! Whoa!
_________________________________
You see, we're trying to find this lamp.
_________________________________
-I think he knows where it is.
-(SQUEAKS EXCITEDLY)
_________________________________
(ECHOES)
_________________________________
(WHISPERS) Wait here.
_________________________________
(MOANING)
_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________
This is it?
_________________________________
This is what we came
all the way down here to...
_________________________________
Abu! No!
_________________________________
-CAVE: Infidels!
-Uh-oh.
_________________________________
CAVE: You have touched
the forbidden treasure!
_________________________________
Now you will never again
see the light of day!
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
Help! Help! Help!
_________________________________
Gotcha!
_________________________________
Carpet, let's move.
_________________________________
Abu!
_________________________________
Abu, this is no time to panic.
_________________________________
Start panicking.
_________________________________
BOTH: Whoa!
_________________________________
(ABU PANTING)
_________________________________
(THUNDER CRACKS)
_________________________________
(ROARING)
_________________________________
-Help me out.
-Throw me the lamp.
_________________________________
I can't hold on. Give me your hand.
_________________________________
First give me the lamp.
_________________________________
(MANIACAL LAUGHTER)
_________________________________
Yes!
_________________________________
At last!
_________________________________
-(WICKED LAUGHTER)
-(ALADDIN STRUGGLES)
_________________________________
What are you doing?
_________________________________
Giving you your reward.
_________________________________
Your eternal reward.
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(YELLING)
_________________________________
(ROARING)
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
It's mine.
_________________________________
It's all mine.
_________________________________
I... Where is it?
_________________________________
No.
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
Jasmine?
_________________________________
SULTAN: Oh, dearest.
_________________________________
What's wrong?
_________________________________
(SNIFFLING)
_________________________________
Jafar has
_________________________________
done something terrible.
_________________________________
There, there, my dear.
_________________________________
We'll set it right.
_________________________________
Now, tell me everything.
_________________________________
Oh.
_________________________________
Aladdin. Wake up.
_________________________________
Aladdin.
_________________________________
Oh! My head.
_________________________________
We're trapped.
_________________________________
That two-faced son of a jackal!
_________________________________
(SNARLING)
_________________________________
Whoever he was,
he's long gone with that lamp.
_________________________________
Aha!
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING)
Why, you hairy little thief.
_________________________________
Looks like such a beat-up,
worthless piece of junk.
_________________________________
Hey, I think there's
something written here,
_________________________________
but it's hard to make out.
_________________________________
Aaaaahhhhh!
_________________________________
Oy!
_________________________________
10,000 years will give you
such a crick in the neck.
_________________________________
Hang on a second.
_________________________________
Whoa! Whoa!
_________________________________
Does it feel good to be outta there.
_________________________________
I'm telling you,
nice to be back, ladies and gentlemen.
_________________________________
Hi. Where you from?
What's your name?
_________________________________
Uh... Uh, Aladdin.
_________________________________
Aladdin. Hello, Aladdin.
Nice to have you on the show.
_________________________________
Can we call you AI?
Or maybe just Din?
_________________________________
How about Laddie? Sounds like,
"Here, boy. C'mon, laddie."
_________________________________
I must have hit my head
harder than I thought.
_________________________________
Do you smoke? Mind if I do?
(GIGGLING)
_________________________________
Oh, sorry, Cheeta.
Hope I didn't singe the fur.
_________________________________
Yo, Rugman. Haven't seen you
in a few millennia.
_________________________________
Give me some tassel. Yeah. Yo, yo.
_________________________________
Say, you're a lot smaller
than my last master.
_________________________________
Either that or I'm gettin' bigger.
_________________________________
Look at me from the side.
Do I look different to you?
_________________________________
Wait a minute. I'm your master?
_________________________________
That's right. He can be taught.
What would you wish of me?
_________________________________
The ever impressive,
_________________________________
the long contained,
_________________________________
the often imitated,
_________________________________
but never duplicated...
_________________________________
(ECHOING) Duplicated, duplicated...
_________________________________
Genie of the Lamp!
_________________________________
Right here direct from the lamp,
_________________________________
right here
for your very much wish fulfilment.
_________________________________
Thank you.
_________________________________
-Whoa. Wish fulfilment?
-Three wishes, to be exact.
_________________________________
And ixnay on the wishing
for more wishes.
_________________________________
That's it. Three. Uno, dos, tres.
_________________________________
No substitutions, exchanges or refunds.
_________________________________
Now I know I'm dreaming.
_________________________________
Master, I don't think you quite realise
what you've got here.
_________________________________
So why don't you just ruminate
whilst I illuminate the possibilities.
_________________________________
(SINGING)
Well, Ali Baba had them 40 thieves
_________________________________
Scheherazade had a thousand tales
_________________________________
But, master, you're in luck
'Cause up your sleeves
_________________________________
You got a brand of magic never fails
_________________________________
You got some power
In your corner now
_________________________________
Some heavy ammunition in your camp
_________________________________
You got some punch, pizzazz
Yahoo and how
_________________________________
See, all you gotta do
Is rub that lamp and I'll say
_________________________________
"Mr. Aladdin, sir
What will your pleasure be?"
_________________________________
Let me take your order
Jot it down
_________________________________
You ain't never had a friend like me
_________________________________
Life is your restaurant
And I'm your maitre d'
_________________________________
Come on, whisper what it is you want
_________________________________
You ain't never had a friend like me
_________________________________
Yes, sir
We pride ourselves on service
_________________________________
You're the boss, the king, the shah
_________________________________
Say what you wish
It's yours, true dish
_________________________________
How 'bout a little more baklava?
_________________________________
Have some of column A
Try all of column B
_________________________________
I'm in the mood to help you, dude
_________________________________
You ain't never had a friend like me
_________________________________
Oh, my
_________________________________
No, no
_________________________________
My, my
_________________________________
(SCATTING)
_________________________________
Can your friends do this?
_________________________________
Can your friends do that?
_________________________________
Can your friends pull this
_________________________________
Out their little hat?
_________________________________
Can your friends go poof
_________________________________
Hey, looky here
Ha-ha!
_________________________________
Can your friends go
"Abracadabra, let her rip"
_________________________________
And then make the sucker disappear?
_________________________________
So don't you sit there
Slack-jawed, buggy-eyed
_________________________________
I'm here to answer
All your midnight prayers
_________________________________
You got me bona fide certified
_________________________________
You got a genie
For your charge d'affaires
_________________________________
I got a powerful urge to help you out
_________________________________
So what's your wish?
I really wanna know
_________________________________
You got a list
That's three miles long, no doubt
_________________________________
All you gotta do is rub like so
_________________________________
Mr. Aladdin, sir
Have a wish or two or three
_________________________________
I'm on the job, you big nabob
_________________________________
You ain't never had a friend
Never had a friend
_________________________________
You ain't never had a friend
_________________________________
Like me
_________________________________
Ah-ha-ha!
_________________________________
-Wah-ha-ha!
-(GREEDY LAUGH)
_________________________________
You ain't never had a friend like me
_________________________________
-(BUZZING)
-(WEAK APPLAUSE)
_________________________________
(CHATTERING) Huh?
_________________________________
-(GROANS)
-So, what'll it be, master?
_________________________________
You're gonna grant me
any three wishes I want, right?
_________________________________
Ah, almost.
_________________________________
There are a few provisos,
a couple of quid pro quos.
_________________________________
Like?
_________________________________
Ah, rule number one, I can't kill anybody.
_________________________________
So don't ask.
_________________________________
Rule number two.
_________________________________
I can't make anybody
fall in love with anybody else.
_________________________________
You little ponem there.
_________________________________
Rule number three. I can't bring
people back from the dead.
_________________________________
It's not a pretty picture.
I don't like doing it.
_________________________________
Other than that, you got it.
Other than that, you got it.
_________________________________
-Hmm.
-Oh!
_________________________________
Provisos? You mean limitations?
_________________________________
On wishes? Some all-powerful genie.
_________________________________
Can't even bring people
back from the dead.
_________________________________
I don't know, Abu. He probably
can't even get us out of this cave.
_________________________________
Looks like we're gonna have to
find a way out of here.
_________________________________
Excuse me?
_________________________________
Are you lookin' at me?
Did you rub my lamp?
_________________________________
Did you wake me up?
Did you bring me here?
_________________________________
And all of sudden
you're walking out on me?
_________________________________
I don't think so, not right now.
_________________________________
You're gettin' your wishes, so sit down!
_________________________________
-(ABU SCREECHES)
-In case of emergency,
_________________________________
the exits are here, here,
here, here, anywhere.
_________________________________
Keep your hands and arms
inside the carpet.
_________________________________
We're...
_________________________________
Outta here!
_________________________________
SULTAN: Jafar, this is an outrage.
_________________________________
If it weren't for all your years
of loyal service...
_________________________________
From now on, you are to discuss
sentencing of prisoners with me,
_________________________________
before they are beheaded.
_________________________________
I assure you, Your Highness,
it won't happen again.
_________________________________
Jasmine...
_________________________________
Jafar. Let's put this whole
messy business behind us.
_________________________________
Please.
_________________________________
My most abject and humblest apologies
to you as well, Princess.
_________________________________
At least some good will come
of my being forced to marry.
_________________________________
When I am queen,
I will have the power to get rid of you.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
_________________________________
There, now. That's nice.
All settled, then.
_________________________________
Now, Jasmine, getting back
to this suitor business... Jasmine?
_________________________________
Jasmine!
_________________________________
(GROWLS)
_________________________________
If only I had gotten that lamp.
_________________________________
"I will have the power to get rid of you."
_________________________________
(GROWLING)
To think we gotta keep kissing up
_________________________________
to that chump and his chump daughter
_________________________________
-for the rest of our lives...
-No, Iago.
_________________________________
Only until she finds a chump husband.
_________________________________
Then she'll have us banished.
_________________________________
Or beheaded.
_________________________________
BOTH: Eww!
_________________________________
Oh. Wait a minute. Jafar.
_________________________________
What if you were the chump husband?
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
Okay, you marry the princess, all right?
_________________________________
And, uh, then you become the sultan.
_________________________________
Oh.
_________________________________
Marry the shrew.
_________________________________
I become the sultan.
_________________________________
-The idea has merit.
-Yes, merit. Yes.
_________________________________
And then we drop papa-in-law
and the little woman off a cliff.
_________________________________
Yaaah!
_________________________________
Kersplat!
_________________________________
(WICKED LAUGHTER)
_________________________________
I love the way
your foul little mind works.
_________________________________
(BOTH LAUGH SINISTERLY)
_________________________________
Thank you for choosing Magic Carpet
for all your travel needs.
_________________________________
Don't stand until the rug
has come to a complete stop.
_________________________________
Thank you. Goodbye now.
Good-bye. Thank you.
_________________________________
Well, how about that,
Mr. Doubting Mustafa?
_________________________________
Oh, you sure showed me.
Now, about my three wishes.
_________________________________
Dost mine ears deceive me?
_________________________________
Three? You are down by one, boy.
_________________________________
Ah, no. I never actually wished
to get out of the cave.
_________________________________
You did that on your own.
_________________________________
Well, I feel sheepish.
_________________________________
All right, you bad boy,
but no more freebies.
_________________________________
Fair deal. So, three wishes.
_________________________________
I want them to be good.
_________________________________
What would you wish for?
_________________________________
Me?
_________________________________
No one's ever asked me that before.
_________________________________
Well, in my case... Ah, forget it.
_________________________________
-What?
-No, I can't. I...
_________________________________
Come on. Tell me.
_________________________________
Freedom.
_________________________________
You're a prisoner?
_________________________________
It's all part and parcel
of the whole genie gig.
_________________________________
Phenomenal cosmic powers...
_________________________________
Itty bitty living space.
_________________________________
Genie, that's terrible.
_________________________________
But, oh, to be free...
_________________________________
Not have to go,
"Poof. What do you need?
_________________________________
"Poof. What do you need?
Poof. What do you need?"
_________________________________
To be my own master.
_________________________________
Such a thing would be greater
than all the magic
_________________________________
and all the treasures in all the world.
_________________________________
But what am I talking about?
_________________________________
Let's get real here.
It's not gonna happen.
_________________________________
Genie, wake up and smell the hummus.
_________________________________
Why not?
_________________________________
The only way I get outta this
is if my master wishes me out.
_________________________________
So you can guess how often
that's happened.
_________________________________
I'll do it. I'll set you free.
_________________________________
-Uh-huh, yeah, right.
-No, really, I promise.
_________________________________
After I make my first two wishes,
_________________________________
I'll use my third wish to set you free.
_________________________________
Well, here's hopin'. All right.
_________________________________
Let's make some magic.
_________________________________
So how 'bout it?
What is it you want most?
_________________________________
Well, there's this girl.
_________________________________
Wrong.
_________________________________
I can't make anybody
fall in love, remember?
_________________________________
Oh, but, Genie,
she's smart and fun and...
_________________________________
-Pretty?
-Beautiful.
_________________________________
She's got these eyes that just...
And this hair. Wow.
_________________________________
And her smile... (SIGHS)
_________________________________
Ami.
_________________________________
C'est l'amour.
_________________________________
But she's the princess.
_________________________________
To even have a chance, I'd have to be...
_________________________________
Hey, can you make me a prince?
_________________________________
Let's see here.
_________________________________
Chicken à la king? Nope.
_________________________________
Alaskan king crab.
Ow. I hate it when they do that.
_________________________________
Caesar salad. Ah! Et tu, Brute? No.
_________________________________
Aha. "To make a prince."
_________________________________
Is that an official wish?
Say the magic words.
_________________________________
Genie, I wish for you
to make me a prince.
_________________________________
All right!
_________________________________
Yo, yo! Woof! Woof!
_________________________________
First, that fez-and-vest combo
is much too third century.
_________________________________
These patches.
What are we trying to say, beggar?
_________________________________
No. Let's work with me here.
_________________________________
Ooh. I like it. Muy macho.
_________________________________
Now, it still needs something.
What does it say to me?
_________________________________
It says mode of transportation.
_________________________________
Excuse me, monkey boy.
Aquí. Over here.
_________________________________
-Uh-oh.
-GENIE: Here he comes.
_________________________________
What better way to make your
entrance on the streets of Agrabah
_________________________________
than riding
your very own, brand-new camel?
_________________________________
Watch out. They spit.
_________________________________
Mmm. Not enough.
_________________________________
Still not enough.
Let's see. What do you need?
_________________________________
Yes!
_________________________________
Esalalumbo shimin Dumbo.
_________________________________
-Whoa!
-(TRUMPETS)
_________________________________
Talk about your trunk space.
Check this action out.
_________________________________
(TRUMPETS)
_________________________________
(FRIGHTENED MONKEY NOISES)
_________________________________
Abu, you look good.
_________________________________
GENIE: He's got the outfit.
He's got the elephant.
_________________________________
But we're not through yet.
_________________________________
Hang on to your turban, kid.
We're gonna make you a star.
_________________________________
(DOOR OPENS)
_________________________________
Sire, I've found a solution
to the problem with your daughter.
_________________________________
Awk. The problem with your daughter.
_________________________________
Oh, really?
_________________________________
Right here.
_________________________________
"If the princess has not chosen
a husband by the appointed time,
_________________________________
"then the sultan shall choose for her."
_________________________________
But Jasmine hated all those suitors.
_________________________________
How could I choose someone
she hates?
_________________________________
Not to worry, my liege. There is more.
_________________________________
"If in the event
a suitable prince cannot be found..."
_________________________________
Jerk.
_________________________________
"A princess must then be wed to..."
_________________________________
Hmm. Interesting.
_________________________________
What? Who?
_________________________________
The royal vizier.
_________________________________
Why, that would be me.
_________________________________
But I thought the law says
that only a prince can marry a princess.
_________________________________
I'm quite sure that...
_________________________________
Desperate times call
for desperate measures, my lord.
_________________________________
Yes. Desperate measures.
_________________________________
You will order the princess to marry me.
_________________________________
I will order the princess to...
_________________________________
But you're so old.
_________________________________
The princess will marry me.
_________________________________
The princess will marry...
_________________________________
-(TRUMPET FANFARE)
-What? What is that?
_________________________________
That music.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
Jafar, you must come and see this.
_________________________________
(SINGING) Make way for Prince Ali
_________________________________
Say, "Hey, it's Prince Ali"
_________________________________
Hey, clear the way in the old bazaar
_________________________________
Hey you, let us through
It's a bright new star
_________________________________
Oh come, be the first on your block
To meet his eye
_________________________________
Make way, here he comes
Ring bells, bang the drums
_________________________________
You're gonna love this guy
_________________________________
Prince Ali, fabulous he
Ali Ababwa
_________________________________
Genuflect, show some respect
Down on one knee
_________________________________
Now, try your best to stay calm
_________________________________
Brush up your Sunday salaam
_________________________________
Then come and meet
His spectacular coterie
_________________________________
Prince Ali, mighty is he
Ali Ababwa
_________________________________
Strong as 10 regular men definitely
_________________________________
He faced the galloping hordes
_________________________________
A hundred bad guys with swords
_________________________________
Who sent those goons to their lords?
Why, Prince Ali
_________________________________
He's got 75 golden camels
_________________________________
Don't they look lovely, June?
_________________________________
Purple peacocks, he's got 53
_________________________________
Fabulous, Harry. I love the feathers.
_________________________________
When it comes to exotic-type mammals
_________________________________
Has he got a zoo
I'm telling you
_________________________________
It's a world-class menagerie
_________________________________
Prince Ali, handsome is he
Ali Ababwa
_________________________________
That physique, how can I speak
Weak at the knee
_________________________________
Well, get on out in that square
_________________________________
Adjust your veil and prepare
_________________________________
To gawk and grovel and stare
At Prince Ali
_________________________________
-He's got 95 white Persian monkeys
-He's got the monkeys
_________________________________
-Let's see the monkeys
-And to view them he charges no fee
_________________________________
He's generous
So generous
_________________________________
He's got slaves
He's got servants and flunkies
_________________________________
Proud to work for him
They bow to his whim, love serving him
_________________________________
They're just lousy with loyalty to Ali
_________________________________
Prince Ali
_________________________________
Prince Ali, Amorous he
Ali Ababwa
_________________________________
Heard your princess
Was a sight lovely to see
_________________________________
And that, good people, is why
_________________________________
He got dolled up and dropped by
_________________________________
With 60 elephants, llamas galore
_________________________________
With bears and lions
A brass band and more
_________________________________
With his 40 fakirs
His cooks, his bakers
_________________________________
His birds that warble on key
_________________________________
Make way
_________________________________
For Prince Ali
_________________________________
Splendid. Absolutely marvellous.
_________________________________
(CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________
Your Majesty,
_________________________________
I have journeyed from afar
to seek your daughter's hand.
_________________________________
Prince Ali Ababwa.
_________________________________
Of course. I'm delighted to meet you.
_________________________________
This is my royal vizier, Jafar.
He's delighted, too.
_________________________________
Ecstatic.
_________________________________
-I'm afraid, Prince Abubu...
-Ababwa.
_________________________________
Whatever.
_________________________________
You cannot just parade in here
uninvited and expect to...
_________________________________
By Allah,
this is quite a remarkable device.
_________________________________
Ooh.
_________________________________
I don't suppose I might...
_________________________________
Why, certainly, Your Majesty.
Allow me.
_________________________________
Sire, I must advise against this.
_________________________________
Oh, button up, Jafar.
Learn to have a little fun.
_________________________________
Ow, ow, ow.
_________________________________
Ahh! Whoa!
_________________________________
Look out, here I come.
_________________________________
Just where did you say you were from?
_________________________________
Oh, much farther than
you've travelled, I'm sure.
_________________________________
-Try me.
-SULTAN: Look out, Polly.
_________________________________
Hey, watch it.
_________________________________
Watch it with the dumb rug.
_________________________________
Aah!
_________________________________
Whew!
_________________________________
Out of the way. I'm coming in to land.
_________________________________
Jafar, watch this.
_________________________________
-Spectacular, Your Highness.
-That was lovely.
_________________________________
Yes, I do seem to have a knack for it.
_________________________________
This is a very impressive youth.
_________________________________
And a prince besides.
_________________________________
(WHISPERS) If we're lucky, you won't
have to marry Jasmine after all.
_________________________________
-I don't trust him, Sire.
-Nonsense.
_________________________________
One thing I pride myself on, Jafar,
I'm an excellent judge of character.
_________________________________
Oh, excellent judge. Yeah, sure. Not!
_________________________________
SULTAN: Jasmine will like this one.
_________________________________
And I'm pretty sure
I'll like Princess Jasmine.
_________________________________
Your Highness, no.
I must intercede on Jasmine's behalf.
_________________________________
This boy is no different from the others.
_________________________________
What makes him think
he is worthy of the princess?
_________________________________
Your Majesty, I am Prince Ali Ababwa.
_________________________________
Just let her meet me.
I will win your daughter.
_________________________________
How dare you.
_________________________________
All of you.
Standing around deciding my future?
_________________________________
I am not a prize to be won.
_________________________________
Oh, dear.
_________________________________
Don't worry, Prince Ali.
Just give Jasmine time to cool down.
_________________________________
I think it's time to say good-bye
to Prince Abubu.
_________________________________
ALADDIN: (SIGHS)
What am I gonna do?
_________________________________
Jasmine won't even let me talk to her.
_________________________________
I should've known I couldn't pull off
this stupid prince wish.
_________________________________
(GROWLING)
_________________________________
So move.
_________________________________
Hey.
_________________________________
That's a good move.
_________________________________
I can't believe it. I'm losing to a rug.
_________________________________
Genie, I need help.
_________________________________
All right, Sparky, here's the deal.
_________________________________
If you wanna court the little lady,
you gotta be a straight shooter.
_________________________________
-Do you got it?
-What?
_________________________________
(READING)
_________________________________
No way.
_________________________________
If Jasmine found out I was really
some crummy street rat,
_________________________________
she'd laugh at me.
_________________________________
A woman appreciates a man
who can make her laugh.
_________________________________
AI, all joking aside,
you really ought to be yourself.
_________________________________
Hey, that's the last thing I wanna be.
_________________________________
Okay, I'm gonna go see her.
_________________________________
I just...
I gotta be smooth, cool, confident.
_________________________________
How do I look?
_________________________________
Like a prince.
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
-ALADDIN: Princess Jasmine?
-(GROWLING)
_________________________________
-Who's there?
-It's me, Prince Ali.
_________________________________
Ahem. Uh, Prince Ali Ababwa.
_________________________________
I do not want to see you.
_________________________________
No, no, please, Princess.
Give me a chance.
_________________________________
-JASMINE: Just leave me alone.
-Down, kitty.
_________________________________
So, how's our little beau doing?
_________________________________
-Good kitty, take off.
-(RAJAH GROWLING)
_________________________________
Down, kitty.
_________________________________
Wait. Wait.
_________________________________
Do I know you?
_________________________________
Uh, no. No.
_________________________________
You remind me of someone
I met in the marketplace.
_________________________________
The marketplace?
_________________________________
I have servants who go
to the marketplace for me.
_________________________________
Why, I even have servants who go to
the marketplace for my servants,
_________________________________
so it couldn't have been me you met.
_________________________________
No. I guess not.
_________________________________
GENIE: Enough about you, Casanova.
Talk about her.
_________________________________
She's smart, fun, the hair, the eyes.
_________________________________
Anything. Pick a feature.
_________________________________
Ahem. Uh, Princess Jasmine?
You're very...
_________________________________
Wonderful, magnificent, glorious,
_________________________________
-punctual.
-Punctual.
_________________________________
-Punctual?
-Sorry.
_________________________________
-Uh, beautiful.
-Nice recovery.
_________________________________
Hmm.
_________________________________
I'm rich, too, you know.
_________________________________
-Yeah.
-The daughter of a sultan.
_________________________________
I know.
_________________________________
A fine prize for any prince to marry.
_________________________________
Uh, right. Right. A prince like me.
_________________________________
Warning! Warning!
_________________________________
Right. A prince like you.
_________________________________
And every other stuffed shirt,
swaggering peacock I've met.
_________________________________
Mayday! Mayday!
_________________________________
JASMINE: Just go jump off a balcony!
_________________________________
-What?
-Stop her. Stop her!
_________________________________
-Want me to sting her?
-Buzz off.
_________________________________
Okay, fine.
But remember, "bee" yourself.
_________________________________
-Yeah, right.
-What?
_________________________________
Uh... Uh, you're right.
_________________________________
(SIGHS) You aren't just
some prize to be won.
_________________________________
You should be free
to make your own choice.
_________________________________
I'll go now.
_________________________________
-No!
-What? What?
_________________________________
How...
_________________________________
How are you doing that?
_________________________________
-It's a magic carpet.
-It's lovely.
_________________________________
-(KISSES)
-You, uh...
_________________________________
You don't want to go for a ride, do you?
_________________________________
We could get out of the palace,
see the world.
_________________________________
-Is it safe?
-Sure. Do you trust me?
_________________________________
-What?
-Do you trust me?
_________________________________
Yes.
_________________________________
(SINGING) I can show you the world
_________________________________
Shining, shimmering, splendid
_________________________________
Tell me, Princess
_________________________________
Now, when did you last
Let your heart decide
_________________________________
I can open your eyes
_________________________________
Take you wonder by wonder
_________________________________
Over, sideways and under
_________________________________
On a magic carpet ride
_________________________________
A whole new world
_________________________________
A new fantastic point of view
_________________________________
No one to tell us no
Or where to go
_________________________________
Or say we're only dreaming
_________________________________
A whole new world
_________________________________
A dazzling place
I never knew
_________________________________
But when I'm way up here
It's crystal clear
_________________________________
That now I'm in
A whole new world with you
_________________________________
ALADDIN: Now I'm in
A whole new world with you
_________________________________
JASMINE: Unbelievable sights
_________________________________
Indescribable feeling
_________________________________
Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling
_________________________________
Through an endless diamond sky
_________________________________
-A whole new world
-Don't you dare close your eyes
_________________________________
-A hundred thousand things to see
-Hold your breath, it gets better
_________________________________
I'm like a shooting star
I've come so far
_________________________________
I can't go back to where I used to be
_________________________________
-A whole new world
-Every turn a surprise
_________________________________
-With new horizons to pursue
-Every moment red-letter
_________________________________
BOTH: I'll chase them anywhere
There's time to spare
_________________________________
Let me share
This whole new world with you
_________________________________
-A whole new world
-A whole new world
_________________________________
-That's where we'll be
-That's where we'll be
_________________________________
-A thrilling chase
-A wondrous place
_________________________________
For you and me
_________________________________
-It's all so magical.
-Yeah.
_________________________________
It's a shame Abu had to miss this.
_________________________________
Nah. He hates fireworks.
_________________________________
He doesn't like flying, either.
_________________________________
Uh, that is, um... Oh, no.
_________________________________
You are the boy from the market.
I knew it.
_________________________________
-Why did you lie to me?
-Jasmine, I'm sorry.
_________________________________
-Did you think I was stupid?
-No.
_________________________________
-That I wouldn't figure it out?
-No.
_________________________________
I mean, I hoped you wouldn't.
No, that's not what I meant.
_________________________________
Who are you? Tell me the truth.
_________________________________
The truth?
_________________________________
The truth. Um...
_________________________________
The truth is...
_________________________________
I sometimes dress as a commoner, um,
_________________________________
to escape the pressures of palace life.
_________________________________
But I really am a prince.
_________________________________
Why didn't you just tell me?
_________________________________
Well, you know,
_________________________________
royalty going out into the city
in disguise,
_________________________________
it sounds a little strange,
don't you think?
_________________________________
Hmm.
_________________________________
Not that strange.
_________________________________
Good night, my handsome prince.
_________________________________
Sleep well, Princess.
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
Yes!
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
For the first time in my life,
things are starting to go right.
_________________________________
-(YELLING)
-(STRUGGLING)
_________________________________
(MUFFLED) Abu. Abu.
_________________________________
Hold him.
_________________________________
I'm afraid you've worn out
your welcome, Prince Abubu.
_________________________________
(MUFFLED) Why, you...
_________________________________
Make sure he's never found.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Never fails. You get in the bath
and there's a rub at the lamp.
_________________________________
Hello? AI?
_________________________________
(GASPING) AI! Kid, snap out of it.
_________________________________
You can't cheat on this one.
I can't help unless you make a wish.
_________________________________
You have to say, "Genie,
I want you to save my life." Got it?
_________________________________
Come on, Aladdin!
_________________________________
I'll take that as a yes.
(IMITATING ALARM)
_________________________________
Up scope.
_________________________________
(BABBLING IN GERMAN)
_________________________________
(COUGHING)
_________________________________
Don't you scare me like that.
_________________________________
Genie, I, uh...
_________________________________
I...
_________________________________
-Thanks, Genie.
-Oh, AI.
_________________________________
I'm gettin' kind of fond of you, kid.
_________________________________
Not that I wanna pick out
curtains or anything.
_________________________________
(HUMMING)
_________________________________
SULTAN: Jasmine.
_________________________________
Oh, Father, I just had
the most wonderful time.
_________________________________
-I'm so happy.
-You should be, Jasmine.
_________________________________
I have chosen a husband for you.
_________________________________
-What?
-You will wed Jafar.
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
You're speechless, I see.
A fine quality in a wife.
_________________________________
I will never marry you.
_________________________________
-Father, I choose Prince Ali.
-Prince Ali left.
_________________________________
Better check
your crystal ball again, Jafar.
_________________________________
-Prince Ali!
-(GASPING)
_________________________________
How in the... Uh. Awk!
_________________________________
Tell them the truth, Jafar.
You tried to have me killed.
_________________________________
What? Ridiculous nonsense,
Your Highness.
_________________________________
He is obviously lying.
_________________________________
Obviously lying.
_________________________________
Father, what's wrong with you?
_________________________________
I know what's wrong.
_________________________________
Oh, my!
_________________________________
Your Highness,
Jafar's been controlling you with this.
_________________________________
(STAMMERING) What? Jafar?
_________________________________
You, you traitor!
_________________________________
Your Majesty, all this can be explained.
_________________________________
Guards! Guards!
_________________________________
Well, that's it. We're dead. Forget it.
_________________________________
Just dig a grave for both of us.
We're dead.
_________________________________
-SULTAN: Arrest Jafar at once.
-(STRUGGLING)
_________________________________
This is not done yet, boy.
_________________________________
-(LAUGHING)
-(COUGHING)
_________________________________
SULTAN: Find him! Search everywhere!
_________________________________
-Jasmine, are you all right?
-Yes.
_________________________________
Jafar, my most trusted counsellor,
_________________________________
plotting against me all this time.
_________________________________
This is horrible, just horrible.
_________________________________
How will I ever...
_________________________________
Huh?
_________________________________
Can this be true?
_________________________________
My daughter has finally
chosen a suitor?
_________________________________
Ha, ha! Praise Allah!
_________________________________
You brilliant boy, I could kiss you.
_________________________________
I won't. I'll leave that to my...
_________________________________
But you two will be wed at once.
_________________________________
Yes, yes. And you'll be happy
and prosperous,
_________________________________
and then you, my boy,
will become sultan.
_________________________________
-Sultan?
-SULTAN: Yes.
_________________________________
A fine upstanding youth
such as yourself,
_________________________________
a person of your unimpeachable
moral character
_________________________________
is exactly what this kingdom needs.
_________________________________
IAGO: We gotta get outta here.
I gotta start packing. Only essentials.
_________________________________
We gotta travel light.
_________________________________
Bring the guns, the weapons,
the knives, and how about this picture?
_________________________________
I think I'm making a weird face in it.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
_________________________________
Oh, boy. He's cracked. He's gone nuts.
_________________________________
Jafar! Jafar! Get a grip!
_________________________________
Good grip.
_________________________________
Prince Ali is nothing more than
that ragged urchin, Aladdin.
_________________________________
-He has the lamp, Iago.
-Why, that miserable...
_________________________________
But you are going to relieve him of it.
_________________________________
Me?
_________________________________
Sultan?
_________________________________
They want me to be Sultan?
_________________________________
Huzzah!
_________________________________
(SINGING) Hail the conquering hero
_________________________________
(PATRIOTIC TUNE PLAYS)
_________________________________
Aladdin, you've just won
the heart of the princess.
_________________________________
What are you gonna do next?
_________________________________
(SIGHS DEEPLY)
_________________________________
(WHISPERING) Psst. Your line is,
"I'm going to free the genie."
_________________________________
Any time.
_________________________________
-Genie. I can't.
-Sure you can.
_________________________________
You just go, "Genie, I wish you free."
_________________________________
I'm serious.
_________________________________
Look, I'm sorry. I really am.
But they wanna make me sultan.
_________________________________
No. They wanna make Prince Ali sultan.
_________________________________
Without you, I'm just Aladdin.
_________________________________
-AI, you won.
-Because of you.
_________________________________
The only reason anyone thinks
I'm worth anything is because of you.
_________________________________
What if they find out
I'm not really a prince?
_________________________________
What if Jasmine finds out? I'd lose her.
_________________________________
Genie, I can't keep this up on my own.
_________________________________
I can't wish you free.
_________________________________
Fine. I understand.
After all, you've lied to everyone else.
_________________________________
Hey, I was beginning to feel left out.
_________________________________
Now, if you'll excuse me, master.
_________________________________
(SIGHING)
_________________________________
Genie, I'm really sorry.
_________________________________
(RASPBERRY)
_________________________________
Well, fine. Then just stay in there.
_________________________________
What are you guys looking at?
_________________________________
-(WHIMPERING)
-(SNIFFLING)
_________________________________
ALADDIN: Look, I... I'm sorry.
_________________________________
Abu, I'm sorry. I didn't...
_________________________________
Wait. Come on.
_________________________________
(SIGHING)
_________________________________
What am I doing?
_________________________________
(SIGHS) Genie's right.
_________________________________
I gotta tell Jasmine the truth.
_________________________________
JASMINE: Ali. Oh, Ali.
Will you come here?
_________________________________
(SIGHING) Well, here goes.
_________________________________
Jasmine? Where are you?
_________________________________
(IMITATES JASMINE)
Out in the menagerie. Hurry.
_________________________________
-I'm coming.
-(PANTING)
_________________________________
(WICKED LAUGHTER)
_________________________________
-(GOOFY CHUCKLE)
-You got a problem, Pinky?
_________________________________
Jerk.
_________________________________
(GLEEFUL CACKLING)
_________________________________
Boy, Jafar's gonna be happy to see you.
_________________________________
(IMITATES JAFAR)
"Excellent work, Iago."
_________________________________
Ah, go on.
_________________________________
"No, really. On a scale
of one to 10, you are an 11 ."
_________________________________
Oh, Jafar, you're too kind.
_________________________________
I'm embarrassed. I'm blushing.
_________________________________
People of Agrabah,
_________________________________
my daughter has finally
chosen a suitor.
_________________________________
-(CROWD CHEERING)
-ALADDIN: Jasmine.
_________________________________
Ali, where have you been?
_________________________________
Jasmine, there's something
I got to tell you.
_________________________________
The whole kingdom's turned out
for Father's announcement.
_________________________________
No. But, Jasmine, listen to me, please.
_________________________________
-You don't understand...
-Good luck.
_________________________________
-SULTAN: Ali Ababwa!
-(CHEERING)
_________________________________
Oh, boy.
_________________________________
(CHEERING)
_________________________________
Look at them,
cheering that little pipsqueak.
_________________________________
Let them cheer.
_________________________________
You know, AI, I'm getting really...
_________________________________
I don't think you're him.
Tonight, the part of AI
_________________________________
will be played by a tall, dark
and sinister ugly man.
_________________________________
-I am your master now.
-I was afraid of that.
_________________________________
Genie, grant me my first wish.
_________________________________
I wish to rule on high as sultan.
_________________________________
-Whoa!
-Bless my soul.
_________________________________
What is this? What's going on?
_________________________________
Oh, my goodness, what's happening?
_________________________________
Father.
_________________________________
(CACKLING)
_________________________________
Jafar, you vile betrayer.
_________________________________
That's Sultan Vile Betrayer to you.
_________________________________
Oh, yeah? We'll just see about that.
_________________________________
-(GASPS) The lamp.
-(JAFAR LAUGHS)
_________________________________
Finders keepers, Abubu.
_________________________________
(WHISTLES)
_________________________________
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Genie, no!
_________________________________
Sorry, kid. I got a new master now.
_________________________________
Jafar, I order you to stop.
_________________________________
Ah, but there's a new order now.
_________________________________
My order.
_________________________________
Finally, you will bow to me.
_________________________________
We will never bow to you.
_________________________________
Why am I not surprised?
_________________________________
If you won't bow before a sultan,
_________________________________
then you will cower before a sorcerer!
_________________________________
Genie, my second wish...
_________________________________
I wish to be the most powerful sorcerer
in the world!
_________________________________
-(JAFAR LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
-Genie, stop!
_________________________________
Ladies and gentlemen,
_________________________________
a warm Agrabah welcome
for Sorcerer Jafar!
_________________________________
Now, where were we?
_________________________________
Ah, yes. Abject humiliation.
_________________________________
-Down, boy.
-(MEOWS)
_________________________________
Oh, Princess.
_________________________________
There's someone
I'm dying to introduce you to.
_________________________________
Jafar. Get your hands off her.
_________________________________
(SINGING) Prince Ali
Yes, it is he
_________________________________
But not as you know him
_________________________________
Read my lips
And come to grips with reality
_________________________________
Yes, meet a blast from yourpast
_________________________________
Whose lies were too good to last
_________________________________
Say hello
To your precious Prince Ali
_________________________________
Or should we say Aladdin?
_________________________________
Ali?
_________________________________
Jasmine, I tried to tell you. I'm just...
_________________________________
So Ali turns out to be
Merely Aladdin
_________________________________
Just a con, need I go on
_________________________________
Take it from me
_________________________________
His personality flaws
_________________________________
Give me adequate cause
_________________________________
To send him packing
On a one-way trip
_________________________________
Genie!
_________________________________
So his prospects
Take a terminal dip
_________________________________
His assets frozen, the venue chosen
Is the ends of the Earth, whoopee!
_________________________________
-So long!
-Good-bye, see ya.
_________________________________
Ex-Prince Ali
_________________________________
(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
_________________________________
(WIND HOWLING)
_________________________________
(SHIVERING)
_________________________________
Abu.
_________________________________
Abu!
_________________________________
(ABU WHIMPERING)
_________________________________
Oh, this is all my fault.
_________________________________
I should have freed the genie
when I had the chance.
_________________________________
-Abu. Are you okay?
-(TEETH CHATTERING) Mmm-hmm.
_________________________________
I'm sorry, Abu.
_________________________________
I made a mess of everything.
_________________________________
Somehow, I gotta go back
and set things right.
_________________________________
Carpet.
_________________________________
-(ABU CHITTERS)
-(ALADDIN STRAINS)
_________________________________
Abu, start digging.
_________________________________
(FRANTIC PANTING)
_________________________________
That's it.
_________________________________
Yeah! All right!
_________________________________
(WHINES)
_________________________________
Now, back to Agrabah. Let's go.
_________________________________
-IAGO: Puppet ruler want a cracker?
-(SULTAN MOANING)
_________________________________
Here's your cracker. Shove them
all the way down your throat.
_________________________________
Here. Have lots.
_________________________________
Stop it. Jafar, leave him alone.
_________________________________
(GROWLING)
_________________________________
It pains me to see you
reduced to this, Jasmine.
_________________________________
A beautiful desert bloom
such as yourself
_________________________________
should be on the arm of the most
powerful man in the world.
_________________________________
What do you say, my dear?
_________________________________
Why, with you as my queen...
_________________________________
-Never.
-(ENRAGED GROWL)
_________________________________
I'll teach you some respect.
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
No. Genie.
_________________________________
I have decided to make my final wish.
_________________________________
I wish for Princess Jasmine
_________________________________
to fall desperately in love with me.
_________________________________
Ah, Master, there are a few addendas,
some quid pro quos...
_________________________________
Don't talk back to me, you big blue lout.
_________________________________
You will do what I order you to do, slave.
_________________________________
JASMINE: Jafar.
_________________________________
I never realised how
incredibly handsome you are.
_________________________________
Mmm. That's better.
_________________________________
Now, pussycat,
_________________________________
tell me more about myself.
_________________________________
You're tall, dark,
_________________________________
well dressed...
_________________________________
AI. AI, little buddy.
_________________________________
Shh.
_________________________________
AI, I can't help you.
_________________________________
I work for Señor Psychopath now.
What are you gonna do?
_________________________________
Hey, I'm a street rat, remember?
I'll improvise.
_________________________________
JASMINE: Cute little gaps
between your teeth.
_________________________________
Go on.
_________________________________
And your beard is so twisted.
_________________________________
-You've stolen my heart.
-(GASPING) Jafar...
_________________________________
-(IAGO MUMBLING)
-And the street rat?
_________________________________
What street rat?
_________________________________
-(CLATTERING)
-(GASPING)
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
BOTH: Yech!
_________________________________
That was...
_________________________________
You!
_________________________________
How many times
do I have to kill you, boy?
_________________________________
Get the lamp.
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
Ah, ah, ah, Princess. Your time is up.
_________________________________
(GROWLING)
_________________________________
Jasmine.
_________________________________
Oh, nice shot, Jaf...
_________________________________
Don't toy with me.
_________________________________
Abu!
_________________________________
JAFAR: Things are unravelling
fast now, boy.
_________________________________
(JAFAR LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Get the point?
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(STRAINING)
_________________________________
I'm just getting warmed up.
_________________________________
Are you afraid to fight me yourself,
you cowardly snake?
_________________________________
A snake, am I?
_________________________________
Perhaps you'd like to see
how snakelike I can be.
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(SINGING)
Rick 'em, rack 'em, rock 'em, rake
_________________________________
Stick that sword into that snake
_________________________________
You stay out of this.
_________________________________
Jafar, Jafar, he's our man.
If he can't do it... Great!
_________________________________
JASMINE: Aladdin.
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
Jasmine, hang on.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING) You little fool.
_________________________________
You thought you could defeat
the most powerful being on Earth.
_________________________________
Squeeze him, Jafar.
Squeeze him like a... Awk!
_________________________________
Without the genie, boy, you're nothing.
_________________________________
The genie. The genie.
_________________________________
The genie has more power
than you'll ever have.
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
He gave you your power.
He can take it away.
_________________________________
AI, what are you doing?
Why are you bringing me into this?
_________________________________
Face it, Jafar.
You're still just second best.
_________________________________
You're right.
_________________________________
His power does exceed my own.
_________________________________
But not for long.
_________________________________
The boy is crazy.
He's a little punch-drunk.
_________________________________
One too many hits with the snake.
_________________________________
Slave, I make my third wish.
_________________________________
I wish to be an all-powerful genie!
_________________________________
All right, your wish is my command.
Way to go, AI.
_________________________________
Yes.
_________________________________
Yes!
_________________________________
The power.
_________________________________
-(JAFAR LAUGHS)
-(JASMINE COUGHS)
_________________________________
The absolute power!
_________________________________
-What have you done?
-Trust me.
_________________________________
The universe is mine to command,
to control!
_________________________________
Not so fast, Jafar.
Aren't you forgetting something?
_________________________________
-Huh?
-You wanted to be a genie, you got it.
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
And everything that goes with it.
_________________________________
-No! No!
-I'm gettin' out of here.
_________________________________
ALADDIN:
Phenomenal cosmic powers...
_________________________________
You're the genie. I don't want...
_________________________________
Itty bitty living space.
_________________________________
AI, you little genius, you.
_________________________________
-Ahh!
-(MEOWS)
_________________________________
JAFAR: Get your blasted beak
out of my face.
_________________________________
-IAGO: Oh, shut up, you moron.
-Don't tell me to shut up.
_________________________________
Allow me.
_________________________________
Ten thousand years in a
Cave of Wonders ought to chill him out.
_________________________________
(IAGO YELLING INDISTINCTLY)
_________________________________
JAFAR: Shut up!
_________________________________
Jasmine...
_________________________________
I'm sorry I lied to you
about being a prince.
_________________________________
I know why you did.
I know why you did.
_________________________________
Well, I guess this is good-bye?
_________________________________
Oh, that stupid law. This isn't fair.
_________________________________
I love you.
_________________________________
(SNIFFLES) AI, no problem.
You've still got one wish left.
_________________________________
Just say the word
and you're a prince again.
_________________________________
But, Genie, what about your freedom?
_________________________________
Hey, it's only an eternity of servitude.
_________________________________
This is love.
_________________________________
AI, you're not gonna find another girl
like her in a million years.
_________________________________
Believe me, I know. I've looked.
_________________________________
Jasmine, I do love you,
_________________________________
but I got to stop pretending
to be something I'm not.
_________________________________
I understand.
_________________________________
Genie, I wish for your freedom.
_________________________________
One bona fide
prince pedigree coming up.
_________________________________
-What?
Genie, you're free.
_________________________________
I'm free. I'm free.
_________________________________
Quick. Quick.
Wish for something outrageous.
_________________________________
Say, "I want the Nile."
Wish for the Nile. Try that.
_________________________________
-Uh, I wish for the Nile.
-No way!
_________________________________
(LAUGHING GLEEFULLY)
_________________________________
Oh, does that feel good! Oh!
_________________________________
I'm free! I'm free at last!
_________________________________
I'm hittin' the road.
I'm off to see the world. I'm...
_________________________________
Genie, I'm...
_________________________________
I'm gonna miss you.
_________________________________
Me, too, AI. (SNIFFLES)
_________________________________
No matter what anybody says,
No matter what anybody says,
_________________________________
you'll always be a prince to me.
_________________________________
That's right.
_________________________________
You've certainly proven your worth
as far as I'm concerned.
_________________________________
It's that law that's the problem.
_________________________________
-Father?
-Well, am I sultan or am I sultan?
_________________________________
From this day forth,
_________________________________
the princess shall marry
whomever she deems worthy.
_________________________________
Him. I choose...
_________________________________
I choose you, Aladdin.
_________________________________
Call me AI.
_________________________________
Oh, all of you, come over here.
Big group hug.
_________________________________
Group hug.
_________________________________
Mind if I kiss the monkey?
_________________________________
Ooh, hairball.
_________________________________
Well, I can't do any more damage
around this popsicle stand.
_________________________________
I'm outta here!
_________________________________
Bye-bye, you two crazy lovebirds!
_________________________________
Hey, Rugman, ciao. I'm history.
_________________________________
No, I'm mythology.
_________________________________
I don't care what I am. I'm free!
_________________________________
(SINGING) A whole new world
_________________________________
A whole new life
_________________________________
For you and me
_________________________________
A whole new world
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Made you look.
_________________________________
You have been a fabulous audience.
_________________________________
Tell you what, you're
the best audience in the whole world.
_________________________________
Take care of yourselves.
Good night, Alice!
_________________________________
Good night, Agrabah! Adiós, amigos!
_________________________________
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