Toy Story 3 subtitles

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(LAUGHING)
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Money, money, money. Hey!
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(GROANING)
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You got a date with justice,
One-Eyed Bart.

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Too bad, Sheriff. I'm a married man.

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(MRS. POTATO HEAD EXCLAIMING)
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One-Eyed Betty!
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Whoa! Whoa!
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-(YELLING)

-(MR. POTATO HEAD CACKLING)
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(GASPS)
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I think you dropped something, mister.
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-Jessie?

-Give it up, Bart!
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You've reached the end of the line!
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I always wanted to go out with a bang!
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-Oh, no!

-The orphans!
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Hate to leave early, but our ride is here.

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(CAR HONKING)
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Ooh!
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It's me or the kiddies, Sheriff.
Take your pick.

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Whoo-hoo!
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-Ride like the wind, Bullseye!

-Hee-yah!
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Hold him steady!
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Woody, hurry!
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(GASPING)
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No!
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(MUFFLED THUD)
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Glad I could catch the train!
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Now let's catch some criminals.

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To infinity and beyond!
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-(LAUGHS)

-Whoo-hoo!
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ALIENS: Ooh!

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Reach for the sky.

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You can't touch me, Sheriff!
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I brought my attack dog
with a built-in force field.

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(WHISTLES)
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(GROWLS)
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(LAUGHING)
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Well, I brought my dinosaur
who eats force-field dogs.

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Yodel-ay-hee-hoo!
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(ROARING)
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Huh?
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Evil Dr. Pork Chop!
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That's Mr. Evil Dr. Pork Chop to you.
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(LAUGHS)
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(ROARS)
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(WHIMPERS)
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(MONKEYS SCREAMING)
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(YELLS)
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(GRUNTS)
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(CACKLING)
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(ANDY CACKLING)
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ANDY: "Buzz,

shoot your laser at my badge."
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"Woody, no. It'll kill you." "Just do it!"
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(MIMICS LASERFIRE)
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(MIMICS EXPLOSION)
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"You're going to jail, Bart."
(YELLS) "Watch out!"
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(ANDY'S MOM LAUGHING)
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Mom!
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ANDY'S MOM: No, no, no. Just keep

playing. Just pretend I'm not here.

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Oh, no, Molly!
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No, it's okay, Mom.
It's a 50-foot baby from outer space.

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And she's on a rampage.
Run for your lives!
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Buster, get out of there.
Does the red light mean it's going?
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(SOULFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
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Come on.
Say "Happy birthday" to Molly.

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-Happy birthday!

-ANDY'S MOM: Oh, charming.

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Happy birthday!
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ANDY'S MOM:

Look how tall you're getting.

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Yeah! Whoo-hoo!
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(LAUGHS)
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"I came as fast as I could.
Buzz, behind you!"
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"Got it, Woody."
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VOICE BOX:

Buzz Lightyear to the rescue!
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"Good work, Buzz."
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Yee-haw!
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(MIMICKING AIRPLANE)
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(LAUGHING)
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Okay, places, everyone.
Come on, come on. Get in position.

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Wait! I can't find my other eye.

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-All right, whose foot's in my face?

-It's mine. Give it back.

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You have saved our lives.
We are eternally grateful.

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(SHUSHING)
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Buzz! Mind if I squeeze in next to ya?
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Yes. No.

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(STAMMERING) I mean, why would
I mind squeezing next to you?
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(CLEARING THROAT)
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Is it hot in here?
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Oh! Here they come!
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Sarge, you got it?
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Mission accomplished.

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REX: Hooray!

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(LAUGHS)
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Careful. Careful!
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-JESSIE: Ooh!
-Oh!
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All right, guys. We got one shot at this.
Everyone ready?
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We're ready, Woody. Let's do it!
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Okay, Buzz. Make the call.

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(EXCLAIMS NERVOUSLY)
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(RINGING)
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BUZZ: Target is on approach.

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WOODY: Just like

we rehearsed it, guys.

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(PHONE CONTINUES RINGING)
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Hello?
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Hello? Anyone there?
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(GROANS) Molly, stay out of my room!
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MOLLY: I wasn't in your room.

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ANDY: Then who was messing

with my stuff?
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MOLLY: It wasn't me.

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MR. POTATO HEAD:

Well, that went well.

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He held me! He actually held me!
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HAMM: Oh, this is just sad.

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MR. POTATO HEAD: Who we kiddin'?

The kid's 17 years old.

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SLINKY: We ain't ever

gettin' played with.

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(SIGHS)
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Guys, hey, hold up.

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We need a staff meeting.
Everyone! A staff meeting!
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(GROANS) Not again!
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Oh, come on. Slink,
gather everyone up.

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Uh, we are gathered, Woody.

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Okay. First off,
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we all knew Operation Playtime
was a long shot.

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More like a misfire.

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But we've always said this job isn't
about getting played with. It's about...

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Being there for Andy. We know.

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But we can try again! Right?
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I'm callin' it, guys.
We're closing up shop.

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ALL: What?
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Andy's going to college any day now.

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-That was our last shot.

-(UNHAPPILY) Oh.

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BUZZ: We're going

into attic mode, folks.

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Keep your accessories
with you at all times.

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Spare parts, batteries, anything
you need for an orderly transition.

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Orderly? Don't you get it? We're done!
Finished! Over the hill!
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Hey, hey, hey, now. Come on, guys.

We all knew this day was coming.

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HAMM: Yeah, but now it's here.

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Look, every toy goes through this.
No one wants to see...

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Hey, Sarge! What are you doing?
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War's over, folks.
Me and the boys are moving on.

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-Moving on?

-You're going AWOL?
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We done our duty. Andy's grown up.

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And let's face it,
when the trash bags come out,
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we army guys are the first to go.

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-Trash bags?

-Who said anything about trash bags?
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It has been an honor serving with you.
Good luck, folks.

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You're gonna need it.

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No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait!
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-(YELPS) We're getting thrown away?

-No. No one's getting thrown away.

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MR. POTATO HEAD:

How do you know?
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-(GASPING) We're being abandoned!

-We'll be fine, Jessie.

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-So why did Sarge leave?

-Should we leave?
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-I thought we were goin' to the attic.

-Oh, I hate all this uncertainty!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hold on now. Wait a minute. Quiet!
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No one's getting thrown out, okay?
We're all still here.

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I mean, yeah,
we've lost friends along the way.

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-Wheezy and Etch and...

-Bo Peep?
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Yeah. Even Bo.

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All good toys
who've gone on to new owners.

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But through every yard sale, every
spring cleaning, Andy held on to us!
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He must care about us,
or we wouldn't be here.

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You wait. Andy's gonna tuck us in
the attic. It'll be safe and warm...

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-And we'll all be together.

-Exactly!
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There's games up there,
and books, and...

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-The racecar track!

-The racecar track. Thank you!
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-And the old TV.

-There you go, the old TV.

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And those guys from the Christmas
decorations box. They're fun, right?
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-(MR. POTATO HEAD MUMBLES)

-Yeah.

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And someday, if we're lucky,
Andy may have kids of his own.

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And he'll play with us then, right?
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We'll always be there for him.

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Come on, guys.
Let's get our parts together, get ready,
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and go out on a high note.
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I'd better find my other eye.

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Where'd you leave it this time?
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Someplace dark. And dusty.

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Come on. Let's see how much
we're going for on eBay.

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Don't worry. Andy's gonna
take care of us. I guarantee it!
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You guarantee it, huh?
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I don't know, Buzz.
What else could I say?
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Well, whatever happens,
at least we'll all be together.

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WOODY: For infinity and beyond.

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MOLLY: Can I have your stereo?
ANDY: No.

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MOLLY: Why not?
ANDY: 'Cause I'm taking it with me.

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(GASPING)
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-Can I have your computer?

-No.

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-Your video games?

-Forget it, Molly.

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Okay. Andy, let's get to work here.

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Anything you're not taking to college
either goes in the attic, or it's trash.

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-Mom, I'm not leaving till Friday.

-Come on. It's garbage day.

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-Mom.

-Look, it's simple.

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Skateboard, college.
Little League trophy, probably attic.

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Apple core, trash. You can do the rest.

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Why do you still have these toys?
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(SIGHS) Molly, out of my room!
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Three more days and it's mine!
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Molly, you're not off the hook either.

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You have more toys
than you know what to do with.

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Some of them could make
other kids really happy.

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What kids?
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The children at the daycare.
They're always asking for donations.

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-REX: What's daycare?

-(WOODY SHUSHING)
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MOLLY: Mom.
ANDY'S MOM: No buts.

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You choose the toys you want to
donate, I'll drop them off at Sunnyside.

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(SIGHING)
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JESSIE: Poor Barbie.

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HAMM: I get the Corvette.

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Andy, come on.
You need to start making decisions.

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Like what?
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Like what are you gonna do
with these toys?
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-Should we donate them to Sunnyside?

-No.

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Maybe sell them online?
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Mom, no one's gonna want
those old toys.

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They're junk.

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Fine. You have till Friday.

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Anything that's not packed for college
or in the attic
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-is getting thrown out.

-(SIGHS) Whatever you say, Mom.

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(EXHALING)
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(GASPING)
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(GASPING)
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-What's happening?

-We're getting thrown out, you idiot.

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That's what's happening.

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(SIGHING)
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(GRUNTING)
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-You need a hand?

-I got it.

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Here.

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So, you gonna miss me
when I'm gone?
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-If I say no, do I still get your room?

-Nope.

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MOLLY: Then, yes, I'll miss you.

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(GASPING) I can't breathe!
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-Oh, this can't be happening!

-Quiet! What's that sound?
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(LADDER CREAKING)
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(ALL EXCLAIMING)
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Oh!
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Andy! (SIGHS)
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(GASPS) That's not trash.
That's not trash!
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Think, think, Woody.
Think, think, think. Oh!
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(WHISTLES)
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Buster! Come here, boy! Come here!
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Okay, boy. To the curb! Hee-yah!
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(YAWNING)
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(WOODY GRUNTS)
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(STRAINING) No, Buster! No!
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WOODY: Get up. Buster!

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(PANTING)
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Oh!
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(GASPS)
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-We're on the curb!

-Oh, I knew it would come to this!

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Pull, everyone! Pull!
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(SCREAMS)
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-REX: It won't rip!

-Oh, forget it!
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It's triple-ply,
high-density polyethylene!
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There's gotta be a way out!
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Oh, Andy doesn't want us.
What's the point?
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Point. Point. Point!
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Push! Push!
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I can hear the garbage truck!
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It's getting closer.

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(HUMMING GUITAR RIFFS)
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(EXCLAIMING IN DISGUST)
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Oh!
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Buzz! Jessie!
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(SOFT CLINKING)
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(SIGHS IN RELIEF)
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-Andy threw us out.

-Like we were garbage.

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-Junk. He called us junk.

-How could he?
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(CRYING)
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This doesn't make any sense.

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I should have seen this coming.
It's Emily all over again.

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-Sarge was right.

-Yeah, and Woody was wrong.

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Wait a minute. Wait, hold on.
This is no time to be hysterical.

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It's the perfect time to be hysterical.

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-Should we be hysterical?

-No!

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-Yes!

-Maybe! But not right now!
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Yee-haw! Fellas, I know what to do.

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What the heck?
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-Oh, we should've done this years ago.

-Jessie, wait. What about Woody?
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He's fine, Buzz.
Andy's taking him to college.

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Now we need to go!
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You're right. Come on.

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-Buzz?

-Woody!
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What's going on? Don't you know
this box is being donated?
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It's under control, Woody.
We have a plan.

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We're going to daycare!
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Daycare?
What, have you all lost your marbles?
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Well, didn't you see?
Andy threw us away.

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No, no, no, no.
He was putting you in the attic.

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Attic? So how did we
end up on the curb?
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That was a mistake.
Andy's mom thought you were trash.

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Yeah. After he put us in a trash bag.

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And called us junk!
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Yeah, I know. It looks bad.
But, guys, you gotta believe me.

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Sure thing, college boy!
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Andy's moving on, Woody.
It's time we did the same.

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Okay. Out of the box.
Everyone, right now!
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Come on, Buzz. Give me a hand.

We gotta get this thing outta here.
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Woody, wait. We need to figure out
what's best for everyone.

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Oh, great. Great! It's gonna take us
forever to get back here.

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(CRYING)
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Oh, it's all right, Barbie. You'll be okay.

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Well, Molly and I have been
growing apart for years.

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It's just... I can't believe
she would throw me away!
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Welcome to the club, toots.

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Okay, everyone, listen up. We can get
back to Andy's, but we gotta move fast.

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We'll hide under the seats
till we get back home.

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Get it through your vinyl noggin,
Woody.

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Andy doesn't want us anymore.

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He was putting you in the attic!
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He left us on the curb!
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-All right, calm down! Both of you!

-Okay, fine. Fine.

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Just wait till you see
what daycare's like.

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-Why? What's it like?

-Daycare is a sad, lonely place
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for washed-up old toys
who have no owners.

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(BAWLING)
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-Quite the charmer, aren't ya?

-WOODY: Oh, you'll see.

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As soon as we get to daycare,
you'll be begging to go home.

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(THUD)
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Can anyone see anything?
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JESSIE: (GASPS)

There's a playground!
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BUZZ: Wow!

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We hit the jackpot, Bullseye!
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HAMM: So much for sad

and lonely, huh?
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Okay. Calm down, guys.
Let's just keep this in perspective.

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Perspective? This place is perfect.

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Woody, it's nice! See?
The door has a rainbow on it.

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(BUZZING DOOR OPEN)
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-Hey there!

-BONNIE'S MOM: Wow!
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Haven't seen you in ages.

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I just wanted to drop these old toys off.

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Is this Bonnie? Look how big you are.

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-BONNIE'S MOM: Say hi, sweetie.
-Hi.

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BONNIE'S MOM: Hey, how are

your kids? Molly and Andy?
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ANDY'S MOM: Not kids anymore.

Andy's going to college on Friday.

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-BONNIE'S MOM: What?

-Can you believe it?
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-You sure they won't miss these?

-No, they never get played with.

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-You see any kids?

-(GASPS) Where is she taking us?
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(CHILDREN CHATTERING SOFTLY)
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JESSIE: Look!
MR. POTATO HEAD: Wow!

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What? What is it?
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(BOTH ROARING)
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No, no, no.

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What's the matter with you?
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(EXCLAIMS) I can't see!
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(BELL RINGING)
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Okay, everyone. Recess. Come on!
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CHILDREN: Yay!
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HAMM: So now what do we do?
WOODY: We go back to Andy's.

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Anyone see an exit?
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MR. POTATO HEAD: Exit, shmexit.

Let's get played with.

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BUZZ: Careful. These toys might be

jealous of new arrivals.

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-I want to see!
-HAMM: Hey!
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-Rex!

-It's my turn!
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New toys!
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(ALL CHEERING)
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Well, howdy! Glad to meet ya.

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Buzz Lightyear at your service.

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(CHUCKLES) Boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.

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(LAUGHING)
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Oh. Thank you. May I?
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Ooh! (LAUGHS)
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The claw!
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(TOY TRUCK HONKING)
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Well, hello there.
I thought I heard new voices.

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Welcome to Sunnyside, folks.
I'm Lots-o'-Huggin' Bear.

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But please call me Lotso.

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Buzz Lightyear. We come in...

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(CHUCKLING)
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First thing you gotta know about me,
I'm a hugger.

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Oh, look at you all. You've been
through a lot today, haven't ya?
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Oh, it's been horrible.

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Well, you're safe now.
We're all castoffs here.

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We been dumped, donated,
yard-saled, secondhanded
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and just plain thrown out.
But just you wait,
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you'll find being donated was the
best thing that ever happened to ya.

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(WOODY SCOFFS)
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Mr. Lotso, do toys here
get played with every day?
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All day long. Five days a week.

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But what happens
when the kids grow up?
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Well, now, I'll tell ya.

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When the kids get old,
new ones come in.

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When they get old,
new ones replace them.

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You'll never be outgrown or neglected,
never abandoned or forgotten.

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No owners means no heartbreak.

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Yee-haw!
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-It's a miracle.

-And you wanted us to stay at Andy's.

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Because we're Andy's toys!
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So you got donated by this Andy, huh?
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Well, it's his loss, Sheriff.
He can't hurt you no more.

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-Whoa, whoa, no, no, no...

-Now, let's get you all settled in.

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Ken? Where is that boy?
Ken? New toys!
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Far out! Down in a jiff, Lotso.

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So, who's ready for Ken's dream tour?
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Let's show our new friends
where they'll be staying.

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Folks, if you want to step
right this way...

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(DRAMATIC ROCK BALLAD PLAYING)
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Hi, I'm Ken.

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Barbie. Have we ever met?
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Uh-uh.

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-I would've remembered.

-(GIGGLES)
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-Love your legwarmers.

-Nice ascot.

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Come on, Ken.
Recess don't last forever.

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Right on, Lotso. This way, everybody.

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(GIGGLING)
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You got a lot to look forward to, folks.

The little ones love new toys.

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-What a nice bear.

-And he smells like strawberries.

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(SIGHS)
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Folks, if I can share,
here at Sunnyside, we've got,
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well, just about anything
a toy could ask for.

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Spare parts, superglue,
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and enough fresh batteries
to choke a Hungry Hungry Hippo.

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-Think you're gettin' old?

-JESSIE: Wow.

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LOTSO: Well, stop your worryin'.

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KEN: Our repair spa will keep you

stuffed, puffed, and lightly buffed.

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(SNEEZES)
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And this, well, this is where I live.

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It's Ken's Dream House.
It has a disco, it's got a dune buggy.

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And a whole room
just for trying on clothes.

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(GASPS)
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You have everything!
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Everything except
someone to share it with.

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(GASPS)
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You need anything at all,
you just come talk to me. Here we are.

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(GURGLES)
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LOTSO: Well, thank you, Big Baby.

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Why don't you come meet
our new friends?
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Poor baby. We were thrown out
together, me and him.

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Abandoned by the same owner.

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But we don't need owners
at Sunnyside.

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We own ourselves.
We're masters of our own fate.

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We control our own destiny.

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(EXCLAIMING)
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Watch out for puddles.

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And here's where
you folks'll be stayin'.

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The Caterpillar Room.

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JESSIE: Look at this place.
MR. POTATO HEAD: Wow!

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HAMM: Holy moly guacamole.

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MR. POTATO HEAD: Jackpot, baby.

(WHISTLES)
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-Whoa, puppy!

-Hello.

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-Hello.

-Hello.

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(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING)
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It's so beautiful!
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(TINKLING)
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What the... Oh. Hey, little guy.
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How long's it been
since you all got played with?
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It's been years.

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Well, just you wait.
In a few minutes, that bell's gonna ring,
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and you'll get the playtime
that you've been dreamin' of.

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Play! Real play! I can't wait!
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Now, if you'll excuse us,
we best be headin' back.

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Welcome to Sunnyside, folks.
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-Thank you.

-Take care, pinky.

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-Goodbye, Mr. Lotso. Thank you.

-HAMM: Thank you, buddy boy.

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-Will I see you again?

-Oh, I'll see you tonight
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in my dreams.

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Ken, let's get a move on.

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Barbie, come with me.
Live in my dream house.

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I know it's crazy. I know we just met.

Heck, you don't know me from G.I. Joe,
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but when I look at you,
I feel like we were...

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-Made for each other.

-...made for each other.

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(BOTH GASP)
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-Yay!

-Yes.

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-LOTSO: Ken?
-Coming, Lotso.

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(BOTH GIGGLING)
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BARBIE: This is so exciting!

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(GURGLES)
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(CHILDREN CHATTERING OUTSIDE)
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HAMM: Sounds like kids to me.

_________________________________

Oh, I want to get played with.
Why can't time go faster?
_________________________________

How many you reckon are out there?
_________________________________
MRS. POTATO HEAD:

They sound so sweet.

_________________________________

(SIGHING)
_________________________________

Look, everyone, it's nice here, I admit.

_________________________________

But we need to go home.

_________________________________

We can have
a whole new life here, Woody.

_________________________________

A chance to make kids happy again.

_________________________________

-Why don't you stay?

-Yeah, Woody. Stay with us.

_________________________________

-Come on, Woodster!

-You'll get played with.

_________________________________

-I can't. No.

-Stay here.

_________________________________

-You can make a new kid happy.

-No, no. Guys, really. No!
_________________________________

I have a kid. You have a kid. Andy!
_________________________________

And if he wants us at college,
or in the attic,
_________________________________

well, then, our job is
to be there for him.

_________________________________

Now, I'm going home.
_________________________________

Anyone who wants to join me
is welcome. Come on, Buzz.

_________________________________

Buzz?
_________________________________

Our mission with Andy
is complete, Woody.

_________________________________

What?
_________________________________

And what's important now
is we stay together.

_________________________________

We wouldn't even be together
if it weren't for Andy!
_________________________________

Look under your boot, Buzz.
You, too, Jessie.

_________________________________

Whose name is written there?
_________________________________

Maybe Andy doesn't
care about us anymore.

_________________________________

Of course he does.
He cares about all of you!
_________________________________

He was putting you in the attic. I saw.

_________________________________

You can't just turn your back
on him now!
_________________________________

Woody, wake up! It's over!
Andy is all grown up!
_________________________________

Okay, fine. Perfect.

_________________________________

I can't believe how selfish you all are.

_________________________________

So this is it?
After all we've been through.

_________________________________

(BULLSEYE PANTING)
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

Bullseye, no. You need to stay.

_________________________________

Bullseye, no, I said, "Stay!"
_________________________________

(BULLSEYE WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

(SIGHS) Look,
_________________________________

I don't want you left alone
in the attic, okay? Now, stay.

_________________________________
BONNIE'S MOM: Bonnie?

_________________________________

Bonnie?
_________________________________

I gotta go.

_________________________________
BONNIE'S MOM: Bonnie, you in here?

_________________________________

(BOTH CHATTERING)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(WHISTLING)
_________________________________
WOODY: Come on. Come on.

Oh, no, no.

_________________________________

(STOPS WHISTLING)
_________________________________

What... What the heck?
_________________________________

Now, that's better.

_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

-BONNIE'S MOM: Bonnie!

-Bluebells, cockleshells...

_________________________________
BONNIE'S MOM: There you are.

Come on, honey. It's time to go home.

_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

Oh! No, no, no, no!
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

(YELLS)
_________________________________
VOICE BOX: Reach for the sky!

_________________________________

Bluebells, cockleshells. Eenie, miny...

_________________________________
VOICE BOX: You're my favorite deputy.

_________________________________
-BONNIE'S MOM: Bonnie!

-Coming!
_________________________________

(GROANS) Great.

_________________________________

(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________

Oh, it's gonna be okay, Bullseye.

_________________________________

Woody's going to college with Andy.
It's what he's always wanted.

_________________________________

Ah, he's crazy.
College is no place for a toy.

_________________________________

Toys are for playtime.

_________________________________

Oh, speaking of playtime,
they're lining up out there!
_________________________________
BUZZ: How many?
HAMM: There must be dozens.

_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS) I can hardly wait!
_________________________________

Places, everyone!
_________________________________

(RINGING)
_________________________________
REX: At last! I'm gonna get played with!

_________________________________

-Uh, Rex?

-Come to papa.

_________________________________

(ALL SHOUTING)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

(SHRIEKING)
_________________________________

(SQUEALING)
_________________________________
VOICE BOX:

There's a snake in my boot.
_________________________________

I'd like to join your posse, boys,

but first I'm gonna sing a little song.
_________________________________

A sheriff!
_________________________________

Move over, Mr. Pricklepants.

_________________________________

We have a guest.
You want some coffee?
_________________________________

It's good for you. But don't drink
too much, or you'll have to... Have to...

_________________________________

Be right back!
_________________________________

Psst! Hey, hello? Hi. Excuse me.

_________________________________

(SHUSHING)
_________________________________

Can you tell me where I am?
_________________________________

The guy's just asking a question.

_________________________________

Well, excuse me.
I'm trying to stay in character.

_________________________________

(SNIFFS DRAMATICALLY)
_________________________________

My name's Buttercup.
You've met Baron von Shush.

_________________________________

Hello, I'm Trixie.

_________________________________

(BOTH SHUSHING)
_________________________________

Guys, hey. Guys, look,
I don't know where I am.

_________________________________

We're either in a cafe in Paris

or a coffee shop in New Jersey.
_________________________________

I'm pretty sure
I just came back from the doctor
_________________________________

with life-changing news.

_________________________________

We do a lot of improv here. Just stay
loose, have fun, you'll be fine.

_________________________________

(TOILET FLUSHING)
_________________________________

-No, no, no, no. I...

-Who wants lunch?
_________________________________

Bee-boop-bee-boop.

_________________________________

It has a secret ingredient. Jelly beans.

_________________________________
VOICE BOX:

Somebody's poisoned the water hole.
_________________________________

(GASPS) Poison?
Who would do such a mean thing?
_________________________________

(CACKLES)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS) The scary witch! Look out!

She's using her witch-y powers!
_________________________________

"I know where to hide."
_________________________________

She'll never find us in here.
_________________________________

What's wrong?
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

She found us! We need a spaceship
to get away from the witch!
_________________________________

-You're doing great!

-Are you classically-trained?
_________________________________

Look, I just need to know
how to get out of here!
_________________________________

There is no way out.

_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Just kidding. Door's right over there.

_________________________________

Well, cowboy, you just
jumped right in, didn't ya? I'm Dolly.

_________________________________

-Uh, Woody.

-Woody?
_________________________________

Really? You're gonna stick with that?
_________________________________

'Cause now's your chance to change it,
new room and all.

_________________________________

That's coming from a doll named Dolly.

_________________________________

-Who's the new guy?

-Are you a real cowboy?

_________________________________
-Well, actually...

-'Course he's not, pea brain.

_________________________________

-He don't even have a hat.

-I do too have... (GASPS) My hat!

_________________________________
-Told ya.

-BONNIE: I found a spaceship!
_________________________________

Showtime.

_________________________________

Quick, get in. Fasten your seat belts.

_________________________________

Close your tray tables. Hold on.
It might get a little bumpy.

_________________________________

Three, two, one, blastoff!
_________________________________

Yee-haw!
_________________________________

You saved us, cowboy.
You're our hero.

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(TOYS GROANING)
_________________________________

Oh, I got a kink in my slink.

_________________________________

(GROANING IN DISGUST)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS) My tail! Where's my tail?
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Someone need a hand?
_________________________________

-Where's my nose?

-Here it is.

_________________________________

-Here's your arm.

-Give me that. That's mine.

_________________________________

Honey, the mustache?
_________________________________

I don't recall playtime being
quite that strenuous.

_________________________________

Andy never played with us like that.

_________________________________

We're just gonna have to
make the best of it.

_________________________________

But these toddlers,
they don't know how to play with us.

_________________________________

-They're too young!

-Yeah, they're sticky.

_________________________________

Well, we should be
in the Butterfly Room.

_________________________________
MRS. POTATO HEAD:

With the big kids!
_________________________________
MR. POTATO HEAD: That's right.

_________________________________

-Yeah, you said it.

-We'll get this straightened out.

_________________________________

I'll go talk to Lotso
about moving us to the other room.

_________________________________

Blast. Try that one.

_________________________________

It's locked!
_________________________________

-Same here.

-Try the windows.

_________________________________

Negatory.
It's a Fenster-Schneckler 380.

_________________________________

Finest childproof lock in the world.

_________________________________

-We're trapped!

-Wait.

_________________________________

Did anyone notice the transom?
_________________________________

Oh, great. How do we get up there?
_________________________________

All right, everyone. On three!
One, two...

_________________________________

-Three!

-Whoa!
_________________________________

Let go!
_________________________________

Go!
_________________________________

(TOYS LAUGHING)
_________________________________
REX: He did it!
HAMM: Yes, sir!

_________________________________

(LAUGHS) Way to go, Buzz!
_________________________________
CHUNK: (CHUCKLING) Yeah,

you think they had a fun playtime?
_________________________________
TWITCH: (SHUSHES)

They might hear you.

_________________________________

(BARBIE GIGGLING)
_________________________________

-Okay, now you start.

-I...

_________________________________

-Love...

-You.

_________________________________

See? That time, I said "love."
Okay, now me first.

_________________________________

-Okay, okay, okay.

-KEN: I...

_________________________________
BARBIE: Love...
KEN: You.

_________________________________

You see what I mean?
It changes every time.

_________________________________

You are so smart.

_________________________________

Come on, Romeo. We're late.

_________________________________
BARBIE: I'll wait up for you.
KEN: Kisses!

_________________________________

(TOYS CHATTERING)
_________________________________

(TOYS LAUGHING)
_________________________________
KEN: All right, place your bets.

Come on, everybody.

_________________________________

-Come on. Any splits?
-TWITCH: Heya. Bring it here.

_________________________________
CHUNK: All right.
KEN: Here we go.

_________________________________

Come on, horsey, come on!
_________________________________
CHUNK: Come on,

turkey, come on, turkey.

_________________________________

-Gobble, gobble, baby.
-KEN: Come on, horsey.

_________________________________

Come on, duck.

_________________________________

-All right, that's it. No more bets.
-CHUNK: Come on! Right here.

_________________________________
STRETCH: Let me have the duck, let

me have the duck,
_________________________________

let me have the duck!
_________________________________

-FARMER: Here is a duck.
-(DUCK QUACKS)
_________________________________

-I won!

-TWITCH: Ah, man!
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

-KEN: Well, Stretch takes the round.
-You lost! (LAUGHS)
_________________________________

Okay, minimum bet, five Monopoly.

_________________________________

-Coyote's wild.
-STRETCH: Here, here.

_________________________________

-Two greens here.
-KEN: Changing two double A's.

_________________________________

Hey, what do you guys think
of the new recruits? Any keepers?
_________________________________

Oh, please! Landfill!
_________________________________

-Cowgirl? Dinosaur?

-Toddler fodder.

_________________________________

But that space guy, he could be useful.

_________________________________

He ain't the sharpest knife in the
place where they keep the knives.

_________________________________
SPARKS: Neither are you, Chunk.

_________________________________

(ALL CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

You got a little keeper yourself,
didn't you, Ken?
_________________________________

Hey, lay off, Twitch. Barbie's different.

_________________________________

Aw, Mr. Softy over here.

_________________________________

What do you expect from a girl's toy?
_________________________________

I'm not a girl's toy! I'm not!

Why do you guys keep saying that?
_________________________________

Ah, all them toys are disposable.

_________________________________

We'll be lucky if they last us a week.

_________________________________

(ALL EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

Well, well. Looky who we have here.

_________________________________

Let me go!
_________________________________

Take him to the libary.

_________________________________
BUZZ: No!

_________________________________

(QUIETLY) 1225 Sycamore.

_________________________________

Psst. Woody, what are you doing?
_________________________________

I gotta get outta here.

_________________________________

-You're leaving?

-But didn't you have fun today?
_________________________________

Well, of course I did,
more than I've had in years,
_________________________________

but, you see, I belong to someone else.

_________________________________

-Who's "Yid-nuh"?

-I believe it's pronounced "Yid-nay."
_________________________________

Guys, it says "Andy."
_________________________________

He's my Bonnie.

_________________________________

And he's leaving soon.
I gotta get home.

_________________________________

-Where's home?

-Elm Street. 234 Elm.

_________________________________

-You guys have a map?

-We're on it, cowboy. Trixie?
_________________________________

I'll fire up the computer.

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Unhand me, you cowards!
I demand to talk to Lotso!
_________________________________

Zip it, Buck Rogers.

_________________________________

You don't talk to Lotso
till we say you can...

_________________________________

Ken? What's goin' on here?
Why is this toy tied up?
_________________________________

(STAMMERS) He got out, Lotso.

_________________________________

"Got out"? Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

"This isn't how we treat our guests.

_________________________________

F-A-Oh, my Schwarz.
There you go. I'm so sorry.

_________________________________

-Lotso, there's been a mistake.

-A mistake?
_________________________________

The children in the Caterpillar Room
are not age-appropriate
_________________________________

for me and my friends.

_________________________________

We respectfully request
a transfer to the Butterfly Room.

_________________________________

Well, request granted!
_________________________________

-But, Lotso...

-Hush now, Kenneth.

_________________________________

This toy's shown initiative, leadership.

_________________________________

Why, I'd say
we've found ourselves a keeper.

_________________________________

Hear that, everyone? We got a keeper!
_________________________________

(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________

We're calling you up
to the big leagues, son.

_________________________________

From now on,
you'll have anything you want.

_________________________________

Excellent. I'll go get my friends.

_________________________________

Whoa, whoa. Hold on there, boss.

_________________________________

Those Caterpillar kids
need someone to play with.

_________________________________

But my friends don't belong there.

_________________________________

Oh, none of us do, I agree.

_________________________________

Which is why,
for the good of our community,
_________________________________

we ask the newer toys,
the stronger ones,
_________________________________

to take on the hardships
the rest of us can't bear anymore.

_________________________________

Well, I guess that makes sense.

_________________________________

But I can't accept.
We're a family. We stay together.

_________________________________

Family man, huh? I understand.

_________________________________

Put him back in the timeout chair.

_________________________________
BUZZ: What are ya... Unhand me!

_________________________________

Bring in the Bookworm.

_________________________________

(WHISTLES)
_________________________________

(BOOKWORM MUMBLING)
_________________________________
BOOKWORM: Ah! Here it is.

_________________________________

It was filed under "Lightyear."
_________________________________
LOTSO: Let's see here.

_________________________________

"Accessories. Maintenance."
Oh. Here we go.

_________________________________

"Remove screws to access
battery compartment."
_________________________________

What are you doing?
_________________________________

Stop!
_________________________________
Let go of me! Ow!
_________________________________

"To return your Buzz Lightyear action
figure to its original factory settings..."
_________________________________

No!
_________________________________

"...slide the switch from Play to Demo."
_________________________________
BUZZ: Stop! No! No! No!

_________________________________

-(GASPS) What was that?

-Sounds like it came from the hall.

_________________________________

I'll see what it was.

_________________________________
JESSIE: What do you see? Anything?

_________________________________
MRS. POTATO HEAD: No, just a dark

hallway and... (GASPS) Wait. Wait!
_________________________________

I see Andy!
_________________________________

-What?

-That's impossible.

_________________________________

No, no, I really see him. In his room.
_________________________________

(GASPS) My other eye!
The one I left behind.

_________________________________

This is so weird. He's packing up.
_________________________________

Uh-oh. Oh, here comes Buster.
Out of the way! Get away!
_________________________________

Okay, Andy's out in the hall.
_________________________________

He's looking in the attic.
_________________________________

Wait, there's Mom.
Why is he so upset?
_________________________________

Oh, no! Oh, this is terrible!
_________________________________

He's looking for us.
Andy's looking for us!
_________________________________

He's looking for us?
_________________________________

So Andy does want us.
I knew it! I just knew it!
_________________________________

I think he did mean
to put us in the attic.

_________________________________

Well, then, Woody was telling the truth.

_________________________________

-Holy cow!

-And you didn't believe him.

_________________________________

Hey, you didn't believe him first!
_________________________________

Guys, we gotta... We gotta go home!
_________________________________

-Lotso!

-Hey, there.

_________________________________

How y'all doin' this fine evenin'?
_________________________________

(SIGHS) Thank goodness!
Have you seen Buzz?
_________________________________

There's been a mistake. We have to go.

_________________________________

Go? Why, you just got here.
In the nick of time, too.

_________________________________

We were runnin' low on volunteers
for the little ones.

_________________________________

They just love new toys,
now, don't they?
_________________________________

"Love"? We've been chewed,
kicked, drooled on.

_________________________________

Just look at my pocketbook!
_________________________________

Hmm.

_________________________________

Well, here's the thing, sweet potato.
You ain't leavin' Sunnyside.

_________________________________

"Sweet potato"!
Who do you think you're talking to?
_________________________________

I have over 30 accessories,
and I deserve more respect...

_________________________________

-Ah... That's better.

-(TOYS CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

Hey, no one takes my wife's mouth,
except me.

_________________________________

Give it back, you furry air freshener!
_________________________________

Come on, guys. We're goin' home.

_________________________________

Whoa there, missy.

_________________________________

You're not goin' anywhere.

_________________________________

Oh, yeah? And who's gonna stop us?
_________________________________

Buzz! You're back!
_________________________________

-Hoo-yah!
-REX: Buzz?
_________________________________

Hey!
_________________________________
HAMM: Look out!

_________________________________

What are you, nuts?
_________________________________

Buzz!
_________________________________

Prisoners disabled,
Commander Lotso!
_________________________________

-Buzz, what are you doing?

-Silence, minions of Zurg!
_________________________________

You're in the custody
of the Galactic Alliance!
_________________________________

-"Zurg"?

-"Galactic Alliance"?
_________________________________

Oh, boy.

_________________________________

Good work, Lightyear.
Now, lock 'em up!
_________________________________

Yes, sir!
_________________________________

(SHRIEKS)
_________________________________

-(EXCLAIMING)

-Ow!
_________________________________

Where do you think you're going?
_________________________________

Buzz! We're your friends!
_________________________________

Spare me your lies, temptress.

_________________________________

Your emperor's defeated,
_________________________________

and I'm immune to
your bewitching good looks.

_________________________________

Hey, Mongo!
Keep your paws off my wife!
_________________________________

Hey! Let go of me, you drooling doofus!
_________________________________
LOTSO: Not him.

_________________________________

I think this potato needs to
learn himself some manners.

_________________________________

Take him to the box.

_________________________________

Hey! Put me down, you moron!
Where are you taking me?
_________________________________

Bad baby! Bad baby!
_________________________________

Ken? What's going on?
_________________________________

Barbie! I told you to wait
in the Dream House.

_________________________________

What are you doing to my friends?
_________________________________
TWITCH: Get in there!

_________________________________

-Barbie, wait!

-Don't touch me.

_________________________________

-We're through!

-Barbie! I did...

_________________________________

-And give me my scarf back!

-Ow!
_________________________________

Lightyear! Explain our
overnight accommodations.

_________________________________

Sir, yes, sir!
Prisoners sleep in their cells.

_________________________________

Any prisoner caught outside their cell
spends the night in the box.

_________________________________

Roll call at dusk and dawn.
_________________________________

Any prisoner misses roll call,
spends the night in the box.
_________________________________

Prisoners do not speak
unless spoken to.

_________________________________

Any prisoner talks back,
spends the night...

_________________________________

In the box! We get it.

_________________________________

At ease, soldier. They're neutralized.

_________________________________

But remember, they'll say anything
to make you doubt yourself.

_________________________________

Don't worry, Commander.

_________________________________

Any doubt I had
got pounded out of me at the academy.

_________________________________
LOTSO: Listen up, folks.

_________________________________

We got a way of doin' things
here at Sunnyside.

_________________________________

If you start at the bottom,
pay your dues,
_________________________________

life here can be a dream come true!
_________________________________

But if you break our rules,
step outta line,
_________________________________

try to check out early,
well, you're just hurtin' yourselves.

_________________________________

(TOYS GASPING)
_________________________________

Woody! What did you do to him?
_________________________________

You all get a good night's rest.

_________________________________

You got a full day
of playtime tomorrow.

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

1225 Syca...

_________________________________

(CHIMES)
_________________________________

Who's Velocistar237?
_________________________________

Oh! That's just a dinosaur toy
down the street.
_________________________________

That's nothing.
Let me just take care of that.

_________________________________

-Just a dinosaur.

-All right.

_________________________________

Sycamore. Okay, enter!
_________________________________

Please don't be far. Please, please!
_________________________________

Right around the corner?
It's right around the corner!
_________________________________

Yay!
_________________________________

I'm going to college! Look at me!
I'm big toy on campus! Hello!
_________________________________

-Hey, I'll see you at the sock hop.

-Okay, Potsie.

_________________________________

Hey, listen. If any of you guys
ever get to Sunnyside Daycare,
_________________________________

you tell 'em Woody made it home.

_________________________________

-You came from Sunnyside?

-But how'd you escape?
_________________________________

Well, it wasn't easy.

_________________________________

What do you mean "escape"?
_________________________________

Sunnyside is a place
of ruin and despair.

_________________________________

Ruled by an evil bear
who smells of strawberries.

_________________________________

Lotso?
_________________________________

The guy may seem plush
and huggable on the outside,
_________________________________

but inside, he's a monster.

_________________________________

But... How do you know that?
_________________________________

Chuckles. He'll tell you.

_________________________________
CHUCKLES: Yeah, I knew Lotso.

_________________________________

He was a good toy. A friend.

_________________________________

Me and him,
we had the same kid, Daisy.

_________________________________

I was there
when Lotso got unwrapped.
_________________________________

Daisy loved us all.
_________________________________

But Lotso,
_________________________________

Lotso was special.
_________________________________

They did everything together.
_________________________________

You've never seen
a kid and a toy more in love.
_________________________________

One day, we took a drive.
_________________________________

Hit a rest stop. Had a little playtime.
_________________________________

After lunch, Daisy fell asleep.
_________________________________

She never came back.
_________________________________

Lotso wouldn't give up.
_________________________________

It took forever,
but we finally made it back to Daisy's.
_________________________________

But by then, it was too late.
_________________________________

Something changed that day
inside Lotso.
_________________________________

Something snapped.

_________________________________
She replaced us. Come on!
_________________________________

-No, she only replaced you!

-She replaced all of us.

_________________________________

Didn't she?
_________________________________

(CRYING)
_________________________________

She don't love you no more!
_________________________________

Now come on!
_________________________________
CHUCKLES: We were lost. Cast off.

Unloved. Unwanted.
_________________________________

Then we found Sunnyside.
_________________________________

But Lotso wasn't my friend anymore.
_________________________________

He wasn't anyone's friend.

_________________________________

He took over Sunnyside
and rigged the whole system.

_________________________________

So how'd you get out?
_________________________________

I got broke.
Bonnie found me, took me home.

_________________________________

Other toys, they weren't so lucky.

_________________________________

It ain't right what Lotso done.
New toys,
_________________________________

they don't stand a chance.

_________________________________

-But my friends are in there.

-You can't go back.

_________________________________

Returning now would be suicide!
_________________________________

But what about your Andy?
_________________________________

Isn't he leaving for college?
_________________________________

(HARMONICA PLAYING)
_________________________________

Quiet, musical hog! Knock it off!
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________

Oh, Bullseye. I miss Woody, too.

_________________________________

But he ain't ever comin' back.

_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

(TOYS CHEERING)
_________________________________

(TOYS LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Rise and shine, campers!
_________________________________

Commander Lotso, sir!
_________________________________

All quiet, nothing to report.

_________________________________

Excellent, Lightyear. Come on.

We need ya back at Star Command.

_________________________________

Wait! What've you done
with my husband?
_________________________________

Big Baby.

_________________________________
MRS. POTATO HEAD: (GASPS)

Sweetheart!
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

It was cold and dark. Nothing but sand
and a couple of Lincoln Logs.

_________________________________

Uh, I don't think
those were Lincoln Logs.

_________________________________

You all get ready.
You got a play-date with destiny!
_________________________________

(RINGING)
_________________________________

(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________

(CHILD SQUEALING)
_________________________________

(CHILDREN SHRIEKING)
_________________________________

(CHATTER TELEPHONE RINGING)
_________________________________

Uh, hello?
_________________________________
CHATTER TELEPHONE: You shouldn't

have come back, cowboy.
_________________________________

They've cracked down hard since
you left. More guards, more patrols.
_________________________________

You and your friends
ain't ever getting out of here now.
_________________________________

I made it out once.
_________________________________

You got lucky once. Want my advice?
_________________________________

Keep your heads down. You'll survive.
_________________________________

Yeah, for how long?
_________________________________

I've been here years.
_________________________________

They'll never break me.
_________________________________

There's only one way
toys leave this place.
_________________________________

Poor fella. Trash truck comes at dawn.
_________________________________

Then it's off to the dump.
_________________________________

Look, I appreciate
your concern, old-timer.

_________________________________

But we have a kid waiting for us.
Now, we're leaving.

_________________________________

If you'd help us, one toy to another,
I'd sure be grateful.

_________________________________

(SIGHING)
_________________________________

Well, if you're gonna get out,
_________________________________

first thing you gotta get through's
the doors.
_________________________________

Locked, every night. Inside and out.

Keys are left on a hook in the office.
_________________________________
WOODY: Got it. What else?

_________________________________
CHATTER TELEPHONE: Lotso has

trucks patrolling all night long.
_________________________________

Hallway, lobby, playground.

_________________________________
WOODY: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

What about the wall?
_________________________________
CHATTER TELEPHONE:

Eight-feet high.
_________________________________

Cinder block. No way through it.
_________________________________

You go over or under.
_________________________________

That's it? Doesn't seem so bad.
_________________________________

It's not.
Your real problem's the monkey.
_________________________________

The monkey's the eye in the sky.
_________________________________

He sees everything.
_________________________________

Classrooms.
_________________________________

(SCREECHING)
_________________________________
CHATTER TELEPHONE: Hallways.

_________________________________

(MONKEY SCREECHING)
_________________________________
CHATTER TELEPHONE:

Even the playground.

_________________________________
(SCREECHING)
_________________________________

You can unlock doors,
sneak past guards, climb the wall,
_________________________________

but if you don't take out that monkey,
you ain't going nowhere.
_________________________________

You wanna get out of here?
Get rid of that monkey!
_________________________________

(BELL RINGING)
_________________________________

Recess! Come on, kids!
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________
WOODY: Psst! Psst!

_________________________________

Hey, guys.

_________________________________

-Woody?

-Woody!
_________________________________

Woody!
_________________________________
MR. POTATO HEAD:

Hey, hey, hey, buddy!
_________________________________
MRS. POTATO HEAD:

Thank goodness!
_________________________________

-SLINKY: You're alive!
-'Course I'm alive!
_________________________________

(ALL LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Hey, my hat! Wait, where's Buzz?
_________________________________

Lotso did something to him!
_________________________________

He thinks he's a real
Space Ranger again.

_________________________________

-Oh, no.
-HAMM: Oh, yes.

_________________________________

Return of the astro-nut.

_________________________________

Oh, Woody, we were wrong
to leave Andy. I was wrong.

_________________________________

Jessie's right, Woody. She was wrong.

_________________________________

No, no, it's my fault
for leaving you guys.

_________________________________

From now on, we stick together.

_________________________________

But Andy's leavin' for college.

_________________________________

College? Hog-tie the mailman!
_________________________________

We gotta get you home
before Andy leaves tomorrow!
_________________________________

Tomorrow? But that means...

_________________________________

It means
we're busting out of here, tonight.

_________________________________

-What? Impossible!

-But there's no way out of here!

_________________________________
No, there is one way out.

_________________________________

One way.

_________________________________

Okay, here's what we're gonna do.

_________________________________

(INAUDIBLE)
_________________________________
KEN: Springy dog.
SLINKY: Present.

_________________________________

-KEN: Green guys.
-(ALIENS SQUEAKING)
_________________________________
KEN: Cowgirl.
JESSIE: Here.

_________________________________
KEN: Horse.

_________________________________
(BULLSEYE NEIGHING)
_________________________________

-Piggy bank.

-Yo.

_________________________________
KEN: Tyrannosaurus.
REX: Here.

_________________________________
KEN: Barbie.
BARBIE: Here.

_________________________________

Potato Head.

_________________________________

Potato Head?
_________________________________

Hey! Hey!
Tuberous root-man! Wake up!
_________________________________

(GASPS) Impossible!
_________________________________

Hey!
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________
KEN ON MONITOR: Little late

for a stroll, eh, Potato Head?
_________________________________

That's Mr. Potato Head to you,
smoothie.
_________________________________
KEN: Well, well, well.

You're turning out to be
_________________________________

quite the troublemaker, aren't you?

_________________________________
KEN: What did you think you were

gonna do? Waltz right out of here?
_________________________________
MR. POTATO HEAD: Yeah,

and I would've got away with it, too,
_________________________________

if it weren't for you meddling toys!
_________________________________

You ascot-wearing pink-noser!
_________________________________

You're not a toy! You're an accessory!
_________________________________

You're a purse with legs.

_________________________________

Ow! Take him back to the box.

_________________________________

No! No, not the box! I'm sorry.

I didn't mean it! I like ascots.

_________________________________

Really. No, no, no!
_________________________________

Okay, check.

_________________________________

Good work, Lightyear. All right,
resume your, uh, space-guy-thingy.

_________________________________

Yes, sir, well-groomed man!
_________________________________
BARBIE: Ken! Ken?

_________________________________

(CRYING)
_________________________________
KEN: What do you want?

_________________________________

I can't take it here, Ken. I wanna go
to the Butterfly Room. With you!
_________________________________

Yeah, well, you should've
thought of that yesterday.

_________________________________

I was wrong.

_________________________________

I wanna be with you, Ken, I do.
In your Dream House.

_________________________________

(SOBBING) Please take me away
from this! Take me away!
_________________________________

Darn it, Barbie!
_________________________________

Okay, but things
are complicated around here.

_________________________________

-You gotta do what I say.

-I will, Ken! I promise!
_________________________________

Wait. I'll do anything!
I'll change your diapers!
_________________________________

-(SCREECHING)

-(YELLING)
_________________________________

(HISSING)
_________________________________

Go get the tape!
_________________________________
KEN: And this is where

the magic happens.

_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Look at all your clothes!
_________________________________

I can't believe
you never brought me up here!
_________________________________

-Tennis whites? Mission to Mars!
-KEN: I know, I know, I know.

_________________________________

Check this out! Kung fu fighting.

_________________________________

Campus hero
with matching sports pennant, huh?
_________________________________

(GASPS) Flower power! Oh, Ken!
_________________________________

(SIGHING)
_________________________________

No one appreciates clothes
here, Barbie. No one.

_________________________________

Ken, would you
model a few outfits for me?
_________________________________

Just a few?
_________________________________

(DISCO MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________

(GIGGLING)
_________________________________

Rawr!
_________________________________

(MUFFLED SCREECHING)
_________________________________

Go get the key.

_________________________________

Where is it, where is it?
_________________________________

Where's the key?
Where's the key? Bingo!
_________________________________

Yodel-ay-hee-hoo!
_________________________________
HAMM: Hey!

What do you think you're doing?
_________________________________

I told you,
keep your hands off of my stuff!
_________________________________

Make a move, porky!
_________________________________

Hey, hey, hey! No fighting! Break it up!
_________________________________

-Hey! Hey!

-HAMM: Take that, walnut-brain.

_________________________________

No wonder you're extinct.
_________________________________

Hey, you can't hit each other.
That's my job!
_________________________________
JESSIE: Yoo-hoo!

_________________________________

Help! Prison riot!
_________________________________

Get the tortilla.

_________________________________
KEN: Ready?
BARBIE: Ready.

_________________________________

(EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

Uh, Barbie?
_________________________________

No more games, Ken!
What did Lotso do to Buzz?
_________________________________

And how do we switch him back?
_________________________________

You can't make me talk. You can't!
_________________________________

But I'd like to see you try.

_________________________________

(SNORING)
_________________________________

(JESSIE GASPS)
_________________________________

Let's see. Hawaiian surf trunks.

_________________________________

Oh! Barbie! Those were vintage!
_________________________________

It's okay. All right, go ahead,
rip 'em, I don't care.

_________________________________

They're a dime a dozen.

_________________________________

Ooh, glitter tux.

_________________________________

(EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

Who cares? Who cares?
Sequins are tacky. Who cares?
_________________________________

Oh! A Nehru jacket.

_________________________________

(GASPS) Barbie! Not the Nehru.

_________________________________

This is from what, 1967?
_________________________________

The groovy formal collection, yes!
_________________________________

-What a shame.

-Oh, no, no, no! No!
_________________________________

There's an instruction manual!
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

Lotso switched Buzz to Demo mode!
_________________________________

(SOBBING)
_________________________________

Where's that manual?
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

I don't know why this couldn't wait
until morning, Ken,
_________________________________

but here you go.

_________________________________

Eesh.

_________________________________

What's takin' so doggone long?
_________________________________

(KNOCK AT DOOR)
_________________________________

So how do we fix Buzz?
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(COOING)
_________________________________

What are you looking at, feathers?
_________________________________

Hey! Ow!
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

Yeah, fly away, you coward.

_________________________________

Uh-oh.
_________________________________

Well, that's just great.

_________________________________

(MUFFLED) Help! Prison riot!
_________________________________

-Mayday! Mayday!

-Oh, give it up. No one can hear you.

_________________________________

-What?

-I said, "No one can hear you."
_________________________________

-What?

-(LOUDLY) He said, "No one can..."

_________________________________
HAMM: Shush! Will you be quiet?
_________________________________

Woody! You're back!
_________________________________

(HAMM AND REX EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

Stop him! Don't let him get out!
_________________________________

Star Command! I've been
taken hostage by my own prisoners.

_________________________________

Quick! Open his back.
There's a switch!
_________________________________

Unhand me, Zurg scum!
_________________________________

The Galactic Courts
will show you no mercy.

_________________________________

It's not working. Why is it not working?
Where's the manual?
_________________________________

Here we go! There should be
a little hole under the switch.

_________________________________

-WOODY: Little hole, got it!

-"To reset your Buzz Lightyear,
_________________________________

-"insert paperclip..."

-Rex, use your finger!
_________________________________

-What?

-(GRUNTING)

_________________________________
-Okay, now what?

-All right, let's see.

_________________________________

"Caution. Do not hold button
for more than five seconds."
_________________________________

(ELECTRONIC TOOTING)
_________________________________

It's not my fault!
_________________________________

(CLICKING)
_________________________________

(IN SPANISH)
_________________________________

-Now what did you do?

-I just did what you told me!
_________________________________

(CONTINUES IN SPANISH)
_________________________________

Uh... Amigos! We're all amigos.
_________________________________

We gotta switch him back.

_________________________________

-Well, how do we do that?

-I don't know. That part's in Spanish.

_________________________________

(TOY SIREN WAILING OUTSIDE)
_________________________________

We don't have time for this.
Come on, El Buzzo.

_________________________________

(IN SPANISH)
_________________________________
CHATTER TELEPHONE:

Good luck, cowboy.
_________________________________

(GASPS) Here they come.

_________________________________

Come on, Buzz!
_________________________________

What took you so long?
_________________________________

Things got complicated.
Where's Potato Head?
_________________________________

We haven't seen him.

_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Buzz.

_________________________________

(IN SPANISH)
_________________________________

Did you fix Buzz?
_________________________________

-Uh, sort of.

-Behind you.

_________________________________

Someone's coming.

_________________________________

You would not believe
what I've been through tonight.

_________________________________

Darling! Are you okay?
_________________________________

I feel fresh. Healthy. It's terrible.

_________________________________

You've lost weight. And so tall.

_________________________________

Ah! You're a sight for detachable eyes.

_________________________________

All clear.

_________________________________

Come on. Come on.

_________________________________

We're almost there.

_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(WHISPERING) Back up. Back up!
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(MOUTHING)
_________________________________

Come on.

_________________________________

(SQUEAKS)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(BABBLES)
_________________________________

(SIGHING IN RELIEF)
_________________________________

(FLAMENCO MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________

(IN SPANISH)
_________________________________

Woody!
_________________________________

Come on. We're almost there.

_________________________________

(IN SPANISH)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Buzz, come here. Give me a lift.

_________________________________

(VOICE BOX SPEAKING SPANISH)
_________________________________

(IN SPANISH) Open.
_________________________________

Oh, way to go, Buzz. Come on.

_________________________________

-Is it safe?

-I guess I'll find out.

_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________
JESSIE: Woody? You okay?
WOODY: Yeah.

_________________________________

Come on down. But not all at once.

_________________________________
MR. POTATO HEAD: What did he say?

_________________________________
HAMM: I think he said, "All at once."

_________________________________

No. No. No, no, no, no, no!
_________________________________
REX: Geronimo!
HAMM: Look out!

_________________________________

Thanks, Jess.

_________________________________

(IN SPANISH)
_________________________________

Almost there, guys.

_________________________________

Slink, you think you can make it?
_________________________________

Well, I might be old,
but I still got a spring in my step.

_________________________________
JESSIE: He did it!
HAMM: All right, Slinkykins.

_________________________________

Okay, climb across.

_________________________________

You lost, little doggie?
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Well, well. Look who's back.

_________________________________
CHATTER TELEPHONE:

I'm sorry, cowboy.
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

They broke me.
_________________________________

What are y'all doing?
Running back to your kid?
_________________________________

He don't want you no more.

_________________________________

-That's a lie.
-LOTSO: Is it?

_________________________________
Tell me this, Sheriff.

_________________________________

If your kid loves you so much,
why is he leaving?
_________________________________

You think you're special, cowboy?
_________________________________

You're a piece of plastic.
You were made to be thrown away.

_________________________________

(GARBAGE TRUCK BEEPING)
_________________________________

Speak of the devil.

_________________________________

(JESSIE GASPS)
_________________________________

Now, we need toys
in our Caterpillar Room
_________________________________

and you need to avoid that truck.

_________________________________

Why don't you come on back,
join our family again?
_________________________________

This isn't a family! It's a prison!
You're a liar and a bully!
_________________________________

And I'd rather rot in this dumpster

than join any family of yours!
_________________________________

Jessie's right! Authority should derive
from the consent of the governed,
_________________________________

not from the threat of force.

_________________________________

If that's what you want.

_________________________________

Barbie! Wait! Don't do this, Lotso.

_________________________________

She's a Barbie doll, Ken.
There's a hundred million just like her.

_________________________________

Not to me, there's not.

_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

Fine. Then why don't you join her!
_________________________________

Oh, Ken!
_________________________________

Everyone, listen!
_________________________________

Sunnyside could be cool and groovy
if we treated each other fair.

_________________________________

It's Lotso.
He's made us into a pyramid,

_________________________________
and he put himself on top!
_________________________________

Anyone concur with Ken?
_________________________________

I didn't throw you away. Your kid did.

_________________________________

Ain't one kid ever loved a toy, really.

Chew on that when you're at the dump.

_________________________________

Wait! What about Daisy?
_________________________________

I don't know what you're talking about.
_________________________________

Daisy? You used to do
everything with her?
_________________________________

-Yeah? Then she threw us out.
-WOODY: No.

_________________________________

-She lost you.

-She replaced us!

_________________________________
She replaced you.

_________________________________

And if you couldn't have her
then no one could.

_________________________________

You lied to Big Baby
and you've been lying ever since.

_________________________________

(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

-Where'd you get that?

-She loved you, Lotso.

_________________________________

She never loved me.

_________________________________

As much as any kid ever loved a toy.

_________________________________

Mama.
_________________________________

What? You want your mommy back?
_________________________________

She never loved you.
Don't be such a baby!
_________________________________

(CRYING)
_________________________________

Push 'em in. All of 'em!
_________________________________

This is what happens
when you dummies try to think.

_________________________________

We're all just trash, waiting to be
thrown away! That's all a toy is!
_________________________________

Hey, stop it! Put me down, you idiot!
_________________________________

(YELLING)
_________________________________

No! No! Wait a minute! Big Baby, wait!
_________________________________

-REX: He's gone!
-Holy cow.

_________________________________

(BLOWING RASPBERRY)
_________________________________
WOODY: Come on. Hurry!

_________________________________

(ALIENS SQUEAKING)
_________________________________

Oh, for crying out loud!
_________________________________

(IN SPANISH)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

Woody!

_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
HAMM: Oh, boy. Incoming!

_________________________________

Come on!
_________________________________

Barbie, no!
_________________________________

Woody!
_________________________________

(ALL EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

No!
_________________________________

(TOYS COUGHING)
_________________________________
WOODY: Can you hear me?

Is everyone okay?
_________________________________
MR. POTATO HEAD: Of course not,

you imbecile. We're doomed!
_________________________________

Everyone, go to Buzz. Come on.

_________________________________

We all here? Slinky? Rex?
_________________________________

(THUD)
_________________________________
WOODY: Against the wall, everybody.

Quick!
_________________________________

(IN SPANISH)
_________________________________
JESSIE: Buzz!

_________________________________

(CALLS IN SPANISH)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

They'll never make it!
_________________________________

Look out!
_________________________________

(GASPING)
_________________________________

Buzz!
_________________________________

-Anyone see him?

-Over here, y'all. I found him.

_________________________________

Buzz, you okay?
_________________________________

Buzz! Buzz!
_________________________________

(SNIFFING)
_________________________________

That wasn't me, was it?
_________________________________

Oh, Buzz, you're back! You're back,
you're back, you're back, you're back!
_________________________________

Yes, I'm back. Where have I been?
_________________________________

Beyond infinity, Space Ranger.

_________________________________

Woody! So where are we now?
_________________________________

In a garbage truck
on the way to the dump!

_________________________________
(RUMBLING)
_________________________________
WOODY: Hold on, we're going in!

_________________________________

(TOYS COUGHING)
_________________________________

You got all your pieces?
_________________________________

The claw!
_________________________________
MRS. POTATO HEAD: My babies!
WOODY: Hey, guys! No! No!

_________________________________

-No!

-(MRS. POTATO HEAD SCREAMS)

_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
WOODY: Hang on!

_________________________________

(TOYS GROANING)
_________________________________

(COUGHING)
_________________________________

Woody! What do we do?
_________________________________

We'll be okay if we stay togeth...
_________________________________

-Woody!

-Slinky!
_________________________________

It's a magnet! Watch out!
_________________________________
WOODY: Don't worry, Slink,

we'll get you down.

_________________________________

You might wanna take a look at this.

_________________________________

Quick! Grab something metal!
_________________________________

You heard the guy.

_________________________________

It's not working!
_________________________________

Help! Help me. I'm stuck!
_________________________________

Help, please! Help!
_________________________________

Woody!
_________________________________

-Thank you.

-Don't thank me yet.

_________________________________

Woody!
_________________________________

Go, go!
_________________________________

Thank you, Sheriff.

_________________________________

We're all in this together.
_________________________________

Right, guys?
_________________________________

Guys?
_________________________________
JESSIE: Woody! Down here!

_________________________________

-Woody!
-HAMM: Oh, boy.

_________________________________

Woody, look. I can see daylight.

_________________________________

We're gonna be okay!
_________________________________
HAMM: Hey!

_________________________________

I don't think that's daylight.

_________________________________

Run!
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Sheriff! The button! Help me!
_________________________________

Come on!
_________________________________

Go. Go! Hit the button!
_________________________________

(GASPING)
_________________________________

Hurry!
_________________________________
WOODY: Just push it! Push it!
BUZZ: Push it!

_________________________________

Where's your kid now, Sheriff?
_________________________________

No. No!
_________________________________

Lotso!
_________________________________

No!
_________________________________

(ALL GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(REX EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

Rex!
_________________________________

Buzz! What do we do?
_________________________________

The claw.

_________________________________

(TOYS GROANING)
_________________________________

(SIGHS IN RELIEF)
_________________________________

You know all that bad stuff I said
about Andy's attic?
_________________________________

I take it all back.

_________________________________

-You're darn tootin'.

-You said it.

_________________________________

Oh, darling. You were so brave.

_________________________________

-You saved our lives.

-And we are eternally grateful.

_________________________________

My boys!
_________________________________

Daddy!
_________________________________

Hey! Where's that fur ball Lotso?
_________________________________

Yeah. I'd like to loosen his stitchin'.

_________________________________

Forget it, guys. He's not worth it.

_________________________________

(TRUCK APPROACHING)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

MAN 1: Hey!
MAN 2: What you got?
_________________________________

I had me one of these when I was a kid.

_________________________________

(SNIFFING)
_________________________________

Strawberries.

_________________________________

(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________

Hey, buddy. You might wanna
keep your mouth shut.

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
JESSIE: Come on, Woody.

We gotta get you home.

_________________________________

-That's right, college boy.

-Wait.

_________________________________

What about you guys? I mean,
_________________________________

maybe the attic's not such a great idea.

_________________________________

-We're Andy's toys, Woody.

-We'll be there for him, together.

_________________________________

-I just hope he hasn't left yet.
-MRS. POTATO HEAD: Wait a minute!
_________________________________

Wait, I'll check!
_________________________________

Andy's still packing.

_________________________________

(GASPS) But he's almost done!
_________________________________

-He lives halfway across town.

-We'll never get there in time!
_________________________________

(HUMMING GUITAR RIFFS)
_________________________________
MOLLY: Come on, Buster.

_________________________________
ANDY'S MOM: Is that it, honey?

You got everything?
_________________________________
ANDY: Yeah. Just a few more boxes

in my room.

_________________________________

Okay. Come on.

_________________________________

That's enough. That's enough.
That's enough!
_________________________________

All right. Go. Go, go!
_________________________________

Okay. All clear.
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

Oh, there you are.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

-BUZZ: There you go.

-Buzz.

_________________________________

-This isn't goodbye.

-Hey, Woody. Have fun at college.

_________________________________

Yeah, but not too much fun.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

-Woody, take care of Andy.

-Yeah.

_________________________________

He's a good kid.
Tell him to get a haircut.

_________________________________

Sure thing.

_________________________________

Jessie, you'll be okay in the attic?
_________________________________

'Course I will. Besides, I know about
_________________________________

-Buzz's Spanish mode.

-My what?
_________________________________
ANDY'S MOM: Honey,

you want some food for the road?
_________________________________
ANDY: I'll get something on the way.

_________________________________

You know where to find us, cowboy.

_________________________________

Did you say goodbye to Molly?
_________________________________

Mom, we've said goodbye
like 10 times.

_________________________________

(ANDY'S MOM GASPS)
_________________________________

Oh, Andy.

_________________________________

Mom, it's okay.

_________________________________
ANDY'S MOM: I know. It's just...

_________________________________

(SNIFFLES)
_________________________________

I wish I could always be with you.

_________________________________
ANDY: You will be, Mom.

_________________________________

Hey, aren't you gonna say goodbye
to Buster?
_________________________________

Of course I am. Who's a good doggy?
_________________________________

Who's a good doggy? I'm gonna
miss you. I'm gonna miss you.

_________________________________

(MOLLY LAUGHING)
_________________________________
ANDY: I'm gonna miss you.
ANDY'S MOM: Don't, Andy.

_________________________________
MOLLY: Good boy.

He's telling you to go already.

_________________________________
ANDY'S MOM: Come on.

Get the rest of your things.

_________________________________

Okay, Buster.
Now don't let Molly near my stuff.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLING) Hey.

_________________________________

Hey, Mom! So, you really think
I should donate these?
_________________________________
ANDY'S MOM: It's up to you, honey.

Whatever you wanna do.

_________________________________

"Don't go in there!
The bakery is haunted!"
_________________________________

(SHUSHES) "Are you crazy?
You'll wake up all the ghosts."
_________________________________

"Look out!
The ghosts are throwing pies!"
_________________________________

Splat! Splat! Splat!
_________________________________

Mom.

_________________________________

-Andy?

-Hi.

_________________________________
BONNIE'S MOM: Wow. Look at you.

_________________________________

Well, I hear you're off to college.

_________________________________

Yeah. Right now, actually.

_________________________________

So, what can we do for you?
_________________________________

Uh, I have some toys here.

_________________________________
BONNIE'S MOM:

Ooh. You hear that, Bonnie?
_________________________________

So, you're Bonnie?
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I'm Andy.

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Someone told me
you're really good with toys.

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These are mine,
but I'm going away now,
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so I need someone really special
to play with them.

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This is Jessie, the roughest,
toughest cowgirl in the whole West.

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She loves critters, but none more
than her best pal, Bullseye.

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(MIMICS NEIGHING HORSE)
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Yee-haw!
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Here.

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This is Rex, the meanest, most
terrifying dinosaur who ever lived!
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(MIMICS ROARING)
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The Potato Heads. Mr. and Mrs.
You gotta keep 'em together,
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'cause they're madly in love.

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Now Slinky here is
as loyal as any dog you could want.

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And Hamm,
he'll keep your money safe,
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but he's also one of the most dastardly
villains of all time, evil Dr. Pork Chop.

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These little dudes
are from a strange alien world.

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Pizza Planet.

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And this
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(MIMICS WHOOSHING)
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is Buzz Lightyear, the coolest toy ever!
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Look, he can fly and shoot lasers!
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He's sworn to protect the galaxy
from the evil Emperor Zurg.

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VOICE BOX: To infinity and beyond!

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Now, you gotta promise
to take good care of these guys.

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They mean a lot to me.

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My cowboy!
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Woody? What's he doing in there?
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-"There's a snake in my boot."

-Wha...?
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VOICE BOX:

There's a snake in my boot.
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Now, Woody, he's been my pal
for as long as I can remember.

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He's brave, like a cowboy should be.

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And kind. And smart.

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But the thing that makes Woody special

is he'll never give up on you.

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Ever.

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He'll be there for you, no matter what.

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You think you can
take care of him for me?

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Okay then.

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Oh, no! Dr. Pork Chop's attacking
the haunted bakery!

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(MIMICS LASERFIRE)
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The ghosts are getting away.
Woody'll stop 'em!
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Buzz Lightyear to the rescue!
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BONNIE: And we'll actually need

the rocket.

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ANDY: They're getting away!

Come on, Bullseye!
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BONNIE: We need to get in the

spaceship. The volcano is gonna erupt.

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Look! They're being attacked
by a real dog!
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ANDY: You can eat

my poisonous scones!
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BONNIE: Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head

are in trouble.
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Get on, Woody.

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It's my friend Woody.
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Buzz, hurry!
Get your extra turbo booster.

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(STARTING ENGINE)
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Thanks, guys.

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Look, Mommy.
They're all playing together.

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Come on. Let's get some lunch.

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So long, partner.

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Oh, hey, Buzz. You haven't met
Bonnie's toys yet. Hey, come here.

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You're gonna love them.
Buzz, this is Dolly.

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New toys!
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(ALL CHEERING)
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Noses.

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(CHILDREN CHATTERING NOISILY)
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(CRYING)
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(RINGING)
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(MOUTHING)
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(GURGLING)
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WOODY: "So I guess you could say

"Sunnyside is sunny once again!
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"Hope to hear from you soon. "We're all
super excited about your new home.

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"Hugs and kisses to everyone."
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Aw!
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BUZZ: That Barbie

has some nice handwriting.

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JESSIE: Uh, Buzz,

Barbie didn't write this.

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(BOTH EXCLAIMING)
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-Grab the sword!

-I got it!
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-Okay, go for the...

-Triple bonus!
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-Watch out!

-We got the cloak of darkness!

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-Run, run!

-My arms are never long enough!

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I'll do it! This is it! This is it!
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(ELECTRONIC EXPLOSION)
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-Yes!

-We did it!
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High-five! Hold on.

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(BOTH GRUNTING)
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Well, it's official.
You guys made the wall.

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-WOODY: Oh, look at this!

-Golly bob howdy! That's me!
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We're all up here!
Hey, Chuckles, lookin' good.

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DOLLY: Yeah, she really got your smile.

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ALL: Whee! Whee! Whee!
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Oh! Oh! (LAUGHS)
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What the...

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(LAUGHING)
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MR. POTATO HEAD: I told you kids!

Stay out of my butt!
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But soft, what light
through yonder window breaks?
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Romeo, o Romeo,
wherefore art thou Romeo?
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Next season, we're doing Cats.
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Or might I suggest Hamlet?
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Yeah. Detached wing.
Cosmetic damage.

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Nothing a little duct tape can't fix.

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(FLAMENCO MUSIC PLAYING)
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Huh?
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(EXCLAIMING)
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(CHUCKLING)
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I don't know what came over me.

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Just go with it, Buzz.
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