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NEWSREEL ANNOUNCER: Movietown
News presents Spotlight on Adventure.
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What you are now witnessing
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is footage never before seen
by civilized humanity,
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a lost world in South America.
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Lurking in the shadow
of majestic Paradise Falls,
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it sports plants and animals
undiscovered by science.
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Who would dare set foot
on this inhospitable summit?
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Why, our subject today,
Charles Muntz!
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The beloved explorer lands
his dirigible, the Spirit of Adventure,
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in New Hampshire this week,
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completing a yearlong expedition
to the lost world.
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This lighter-than-air craft
was designed by Muntz himself
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and is longer than 22 prohibition
paddy wagons placed end to end.
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And here comes the adventurer now.
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Never apart from his faithful dogs,
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Muntz conceived the craft
for canine comfort.
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It's a veritable floating palace
in the sky,
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complete with doggy bath
and mechanical canine walker.
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And, Jiminy Cricket, do the locals
consider Muntz the bee's knees.
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And how!
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Adventure is out there!

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(PEOPLE CHEERING)
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NEWSREEL ANNOUNCER: But what
has Muntz brought back this time?
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Gentlemen, I give you
the monster of Paradise Falls!

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(PEOPLE GASP)
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NEWSREEL ANNOUNCER:
And, golly, what a swell monster this is!
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But what's this? Scientists cry foul.
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The National Explorer's Society
accuses Muntz
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of fabricating the skeleton.

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No!
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NEWSREEL ANNOUNCER:
The organization strips Muntz
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of his membership.

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(GASPS)
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NEWSREEL ANNOUNCER: Humiliated,
Muntz vows a return to Paradise Falls
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and promises
to capture the beast alive!
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I promise to capture the beast alive,
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and I will not come back until I do!

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(CROWD CHEERS)
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NEWSREEL ANNOUNCER: And so,
the explorer's off to clear his name.
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Bon voyage, Charles Muntz,
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and good luck capturing
the monster of Paradise Falls!

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(IMITATING AIRPLANE)
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NEWSREEL ANNOUNCER:
Here's Charles Muntz
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piloting his famous dirigible.

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(HORN HONKING)
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He hurdles Pikes Peak.
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He hurdles the Grand Canyon.

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(CARL GRUNTS)
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He hurdles Mount Everest.

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(GRUNTS)
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He goes around Mount Everest.
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Is there nothing he cannot do?
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Yes, as Muntz himself says,
"Adventure is..."

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ELLIE: Adventure is out there!
Look out!
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Mount Rushmore! Hard to starboard!
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Must get Spirit of Adventure
over Mount Rushmore!
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Hold together, old girl.
How're my dogs doing?

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(MIMICS BARKING)
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All engines, ahead full!
Let's take her up to 26,000 feet.

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Rudders 18 degrees towards the south.

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It's a beautiful day.
Winds out of the east at 10 knots.

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Visibility unlimited.
Enter the weather in the logbook.

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Oh! There's something down there.

I will bring it back for science.

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Aw! It's a puppy! Ah! No time!
A storm! Lightning. Hail.

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-What are you doing?
-Ahhh!
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Don't you know
this is an exclusive club?
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Only explorers get in here,
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not just any kid off the street

with a helmet and a pair of goggles.

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Do you think you've got what it takes?
Well, do you?
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(STAMMERING)
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All right, you're in. Welcome aboard.

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What's wrong? Can't you talk?
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Hey, I don't bite.
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(STATIC ELECTRICITY BUZZING)

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You and me, we're in a club now.

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I saw where your balloon went.
Come on. Let's go get it.

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My name's Ellie.

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There it is.

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(GULPS)
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Well, go ahead.

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Go on.

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(CARL SCREAMING)
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(THUDDING)
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(SIREN WAILING)
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(SHOUTS)
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Ow.

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Hey, kid!
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(SCREAMS)
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Thought you might need
a little cheering up.

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I got something to show you.

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ELLIE: I am about to let you
see something
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I have never shown
to another human being.

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Ever! In my life!
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You'll have to swear
you will not tell anyone.

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Cross your heart. Do it!
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ELLIE: My Adventure Book.

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You know him.

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(GASPS)
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Charles Muntz, explorer.

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When I get big,
I'm going where he's going,
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South America.
It's like America, but south.

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Wanna know where I'm gonna live?
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"Paradise Falls, a land lost in time."
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I ripped this right out of a library book.

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(GASPS)
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I'm gonna move my clubhouse there

and park it right next to the falls.

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Who knows what lives up there.

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And once I get there?
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Well, I'm saving these pages for
all the adventures I'm gonna have.

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Only I just don't know
how I'm gonna get to Paradise Falls.

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That's it!
You can take us there in a blimp!
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Swear you'll take us! Cross your heart!
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Cross it! Cross your heart!
Good, you promised. No backing out.

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Well, see you tomorrow, kid. Bye!
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Adventure is out there!
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You know, you don't talk very much.

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I like you!
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Wow.

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(WEDDING MARCH PLAYING)
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(GUESTS CHEERING)
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(INAUDIBLE)
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(ALARM BUZZING)
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(GROANS)
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(GRUNTING)
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(JOINTS CRACKING)
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Hah!
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(GRUNTS)
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(SIGHS IN RELIEF)
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(WHIRRING)
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(LOCKS CLICKING)
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(GRUNTS IN FRUSTRATION)
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(CONSTRUCTION WORKERS
SHOUTING)
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(MACHINES CLANGING)
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MAN: Stevie, throw me a deuce!
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(SCOFFS) Quite a sight, huh, Ellie?
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Uh! Mail's here.

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(SCOFFS) Shady Oaks Retirement.
Oh, brother.

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Hmm...

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Hey! Morning, Mr. Fredricksen.
Need any help there?
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No. Yes!
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Tell your boss over there
that you boys are ruining our house.

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Well, just to let you know,
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my boss will be happy to take
this old place off your hands,
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and for double his last offer!
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What do you say to that?
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Uh, I take that as a "no," then?
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I believe I made my position
to your boss quite clear.

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You poured prune juice in his gas tank.

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Yeah, that was good.
Here, let me talk to him.

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(BULLHORN BEEPS)
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You in the suit.
Yes, you. Take a bath, hippie!

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I am not with him!
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This is serious!
He's out to get your house.

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CARL: Tell your boss
he can have our house.

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-Really?

-When I'm dead!

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I'll take that as a maybe.

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you get the camera,
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you get the printer, 4x optical zoom,
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Schneider lens, photo printer, SD card.

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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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"Good afternoon. My name is Russell.

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"And I am a Wilderness Explorer
in Tribe 54, Sweat Lodge 12.

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"Are you in need
of any assistance today, sir?"

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No.

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-I could help you cross the street.
-No.

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-I could help you cross your yard.
-No.

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-I could help you cross your porch.

-No.

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Well, I gotta help you cross something.

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No. I'm doing fine.

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"Good afternoon. My name is Russell."
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(CARL STAMMERING)
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-Kid... Kid.
-And I an a Wilderness Explorer
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-"in Tribe 54, Sweat Lodge 12."
-I... Slow down. Kid!
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-"Are you in need of any assistance..."
-Thank you,
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-but I don't need any help!
-"...today, sir?"
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RUSSELL: Ow.

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Proceed.

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-"Good afternoon..."

-But skip to the end!
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See these? These are
my Wilderness Explorer badges.

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You may notice one is missing.

It's my Assisting the Elderly badge.

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If I get it, I will become
a Senior Wilderness Explorer.

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"The wilderness must be explored!"
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Kaw kaw, raaar!
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(HEARING AID SCREECHES)
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It's gonna be great!
There's a big ceremony,
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and all the dads come,
and they pin on our badges.

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So, you want to assist an old person?
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Yep! Then I'll be
a Senior Wilderness Explorer.

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-You ever heard of a snipe?
-Snipe?
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Bird. Beady eyes.

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Every night it sneaks in my yard
and gobbles my poor azaleas.

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I'm elderly and infirm. I can't catch it.

If only someone could help me.
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-Me, me! I'll do it!

-I don't know. It's awfully crafty.

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You'd have to clap your hands
three times to lure it in.

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I'll find them, Mr. Fredricksen!
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I think its burrow is two blocks down.
If you go past...

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Two blocks down. Got it! Snipe.

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Here, snipey, snipey.

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Bring it back here when you find it.

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RUSSELL: Snipe!
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STEVE: Okay, keep her coming.
Keep coming.

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And stop. Stop. Stop!
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Why... Hey! Hey, you!
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What do you...
What do you think you're doing?

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-I am so sorry, sir.

-Don't touch that!
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No, no, no.
Let me take care of that for you.

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-Get away from our mailbox!
-Hey. Sir, I...

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I don't want you to touch it!
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Ow!
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(GROANING)
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(BREATHING HEAVILY)
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MAN: Steve, you all right?
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(POLICE SIREN WAILS)
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OFFICER EDITH: Sorry,
Mr. Fredricksen.

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You don't seem like
a public menace to me. Take this.

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The guys from Shady Oaks will be by
to pick you up in the morning, okay?

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What do I do now, Ellie?
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(SIGHS)
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Morning, gentlemen.

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Good morning, Mr. Fredricksen.
You ready to go?

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(CHUCKLES)
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Ready as I'll ever be.

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Would you do me a favor
and take this?
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I'll meet you at the van in just a minute.

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I wanna say one last goodbye
to the old place.

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Sure. Take all the time you need, sir.

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That's typical. He's probably
going to the bathroom for the 80th time.

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(SCOFFS) You think he'd take better
care of his house.

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(BOTH SCREAMING)
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(CAR ALARM WAILING)
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(CARL LAUGHING)
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So long, boys! I'll send you a postcard
from Paradise Falls!
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Heh!
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We're on our way, Ellie.

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(MUSICAL TWANGING)
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(GRUNTS)
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(CHUCKLES)
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(SIGHS)
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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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Huh?
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Hmm.

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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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(EXCLAIMS IN FRUSTRATION)
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(YELLS)
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Hi, Mr. Fredricksen. It's me, Russell.

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What are you doing out here, kid?
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I found the snipe
and I followed it under your porch,

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but this snipe had a long tail

and looked more like a large mouse.

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(GASPS)
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Please let me in.

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No.

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Oh, all right. You can come...

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(PANTING)
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...in.

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(SWALLOWS)
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(PANTING)
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Huh.

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I've never been
in a floating house before.

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(LAUGHS)
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Goggles. Look at this stuff.
Wow! You're going on a trip?
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"Paradise Falls, a land lost in time."
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You're going to South America,
Mr. Fredricksen?
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Don't touch that! You'll soil it.

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You know, most people take a plane,
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but you're smart because you will
have all your TV and clocks and stuff.

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Whoa.
Is this how you steer your house?

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Does it really work?
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(IMITATING AIRPLANE)
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Kid, would you stop with the...

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-This makes it go right.
-Let go of that...
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-And that way's left.

-Knock it off!
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Hey, look! Buildings.

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That building's so close
I could almost touch it.

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RUSSELL: Wow! This is great!
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You should try this, Mr. Fredricksen.

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Look, there's a bus that could
take me home two blocks away!
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Hey! I can see your house from here.

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Don't jerk around so much, kid. Whoa!
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(RUSSELL SCREAMING)
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Well, that's not gonna work.

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I know that cloud. It's a cumulonimbus.

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Did you know that
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the cumulonimbus forms
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when warm air rises over cool air?
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Saved up all my
blown-up balloons for what?
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...and that's how we get lightning.

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-That's nice, kid.
-Mr. Fredricksen?
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(HEARING AID SQUEAKS)
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(MUTED) There's a storm coming.
It's starting to get scary.

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We're gonna get blown to bits!
We're in big trouble...

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(THUNDER RUMBLES)
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-What are you doing over there?

-Look.

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(WIND HOWLING)
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See? Cumulonimbus.
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(YELLS)
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(YELLING)
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My pack!
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Got you!
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(YELLING)
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(GASPS)
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(GROANING)
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(EXHALES IN RELIEF)
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I thought you were dead.

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What happened?
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I steered us. I did. I steered the house.

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Steered us?
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After you tied your stuff down,
you took a nap.

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So I went ahead
and steered us down here.

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Yeah. Sure.

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(GROANS)
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Can't tell where we are.

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Oh, we're in South America, all right.

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It was a cinch
with my Wilderness Explorer GPS.

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-GP... What?

-My dad gave it to me.

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It shows exactly where we are
on the planet.

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(IMITATING GPS BEEPING)
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With this baby, we'll never be lost!
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Oops.

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(CARL GROANS)
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We'll get you down, find a bus stop,
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you just tell the man
you wanna go back to your mother.

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Sure, but I don't think
they have buses in Paradise Falls.

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There. That ought to do it.

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Here, I'll give you
some change for bus fare.

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RUSSELL: No, I'll just use
my city bus pass.

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RUSSELL: Whoa. That's gonna be
like a billion transfers
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to get back to my house.

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Mr. Fredricksen, how much longer?
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Well, we're up pretty high.
Could take hours to get down.

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(CARL EXCLAIMS)
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That thing was a building or something.

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(CARL EXCLAIMS)
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What was that, Mr. Fredricksen?
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We can't be close to the ground yet.

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(GASPS)
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Wait! Wait, no, don't! Don't, don't!
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Wait, wait. Wait!
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(CARL EXCLAIMING)
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-Russell, hang on! Hey!

-RUSSELL: Whoa! Whoa!
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(RUSSELL EXCLAIMING)
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Aaaagggghhhhh!
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-CARL: Walk back. Walk back.
-Okay.

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CARL: Come on. Come on.

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(RUSSELL GRUNTING)
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(PANTING)
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Where... Where are we?
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This doesn't look like the city

or the jungle, Mr. Fredricksen.

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(WIND HOWLING)
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Don't worry, Ellie. I got it.

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There it is.

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Ellie, it's so beautiful.

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We made it.

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We made it, Russell! We can float
right over there. Climb up. Climb up.

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You mean, assist you?
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-Yeah, yeah. Whatever.

-Okay. I'll climb up.

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(CARL MUTTERING)
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(RUSSELL GRUNTING)
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CARL: Watch it!
RUSSELL: Sorry.

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(RUSSELL GRUNTING)
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Now, when you get up there,
go ahead and hoist me up!

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Got it?
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(RUSSELL GRUNTING)
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You on the porch yet?
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(GRUNTING)
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(PANTING)
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What? That's it?
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I came all this way just to get stuck

at the wrong end of this rock pile?
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Great.
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(GRUNTING ANGRILY)
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Hey, if I could assist you over there,

would you sign off on my badge?
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-What are you talking about?

-We could walk your house to the falls.

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-Walk it?
-Yeah! After all, we weigh it down.

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We could walk it right over there.
Like a parade balloon.

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CARL: Now, we're gonna walk
to the falls quickly and quietly
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-with no rap music or flash dancing.
-RUSSELL: Uh-huh.

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We have three days, at best, before
the helium leaks out of those balloons.

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And if we're not at the falls
when that happens...

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-Sand.

-...we're not getting to the falls.

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I found sand!
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Don't you worry, Ellie.
We'll get our house over there.

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RUSSELL: This is fun already, isn't it?
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By the time we get there,
you're gonna feel so assisted.

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Oh, Mr. Fredricksen,
if we happen to get separated,

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use the Wilderness Explorer call.

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Caw, caw! Rawr!
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(HEARING AID SCREECHES)
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RUSSELL: Wait. Why are we going
to Paradise Falls again?
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CARL: Hey, let's play a game.

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It's called
"see who can be quiet the longest."

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RUSSELL: Cool!
My mom loves that game!

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(GROWLING)

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(HIGH-PITCHED SCREECHING)
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(DOGS WHIMPERING)
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(GROANING)
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Darn thing!
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(RUSSELL MOANING)
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Come on, Russell.
Would you hurry it up?
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I'm tired. And my knee hurts.

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Which knee?
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My elbow hurts,
and I have to go to the bathroom.

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I asked you about that five minutes ago.

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Well, I didn't have to go then!
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(MUFFLED) I don't wanna walk
anymore. Can we stop?
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Russell, if you don't hurry up,
the tigers will eat you.

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There are no tigers in South America.
Zoology.

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(GROANS)
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Oh, for the love of Pete! Go on into
the bushes and do your business.

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Okay! Here! Hold my stuff.

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I've always wanted to try this.

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RUSSELL: Mr. Fredricksen,
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am I supposed to dig the hole
before or after?
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(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST)
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None of my concern!
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RUSSELL: Oh. It's before!
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Bah!
La la la la la!

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(SIGHS IN RELIEF)
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Huh?
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Tracks?
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Snipe.

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Here, snipe. Come on out, snipe.

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Snipe.

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Huh?
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(RUSTLING)
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(GASPS)
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Ha! Gotcha! Don't be afraid, little snipe.

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I am a Wilderness Explorer,
so I'm a friend to all of nature.

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Want some more?
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(RUSSELL GASPS)
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Hi, boy. Don't eat it all. Come on out.

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Come on. Come on.
Don't be afraid, little snipe.

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Nice snipe. Good little snipe. Nice...

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Giant snipe.

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(FOOTSTEPS THUDDING)

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-I found the snipe!

-Oh! Did you?
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-Are they tall?

-Yes, they're very tall.

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-Do they have a lot of colors?

-They do, indeed!
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-Do they like chocolate?

-Yes... Chocolate?
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(SQUAWKS)
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-Gah! What is that thing?

-It's a snipe!
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There's no such thing as a snipe!
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-But you said snipes eat your... Whoa!
-Hey!
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(RUSSELL LAUGHING)
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(BIRD COOING)
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Go on! Get out of here! Go on!
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(HISSES)
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(RUSSELL LAUGHS)
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RUSSELL: Whoa!
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Whoa!
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Careful, Russell!
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(GIGGLING) Hey, look, Mr. Fredricksen.
It likes me. Whoa!
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-Russell!
-No, stop! That tickles.

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CARL: Get out of here! Go on! Get!
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(HISSES)
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(EXCLAIMS)
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(HISSES)
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(EXCLAIMS)
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Uh-oh. No, no, no! Kevin!
It's okay. Mr. Fredricksen is nice.

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-Kevin?
-Yeah. That's his name I just gave him.

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Beat it! Vamoose! Scram!
Hey! That's mine!

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(GAGGING)
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(RETCHES)
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(GROANS)
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Shoo! Shoo! Get out of here!
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(SQUAWKS MOCKINGLY)
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Go on! Beat it!
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(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST)
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(SQUAWKS MOCKINGLY)
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RUSSELL: Can we keep him? Please?
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I'll get the food for him. I'll walk him.
I'll change his newspapers.

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CARL: No.

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"An Explorer is a friend to all,

be it plants or fish or tiny mole."
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-That doesn't even rhyme.

-Yeah, it does.

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-Hey, look. Kevin.

-What?
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Get down! You're not allowed up there!
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(BALLOON BURSTS)
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(SPITS)
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You come down here right now!
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Sheesh!
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Can you believe this, Ellie?
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Ellie?
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Hey, Ellie! Could I keep the bird?
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RUSSELL: Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

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She said for you to let me.

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But I told him no. I told you no!
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N-O.

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I see you back there.

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Go on! Get out of here! Shoo!

Go annoy someone else for a while.

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DUG: Hey, are you okay over there?
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(KEVIN SQUAWKING)
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Uh... Hello?
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CARL: Oh!
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Hello, sir! Thank goodness.

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It's nice to know
someone else is up here.

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DUG: I can smell you.

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What? You can smell us?
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DUG: I can smell you.

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Hey.

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(SNICKERS) You were talking to a rock.

_________________________________

Hey, that one looks like a turtle.

_________________________________

Look at that one!
That one looks like a dog.

_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

-It is a dog!

-What?
_________________________________

We're not allowed to have dogs
in my apartment.

_________________________________

Hey, I like dogs.

_________________________________

We have your dog!
_________________________________

-Whoa!
-Wonder who he belongs to.

_________________________________

Sit, boy. Hey, look, he's trained. Shake.

_________________________________

Uh-huh.

_________________________________

-Speak.
-DUG: Hi, there.

_________________________________

(CARL AND RUSSELL GASP)
_________________________________

Did that dog just say "Hi, there"?
_________________________________

DUG: Oh, yes.

_________________________________

My name is Dug.
I have just met you, and I love you.

_________________________________

(CARL STAMMERS)
_________________________________

My master made me this collar.

He is a good and smart master,
_________________________________

and he made me this collar
so that I may talk. Squirrel!
_________________________________

My master is good and smart.

_________________________________

It's not possible.

_________________________________

DUG: Oh, it is,
because my master is smart.

_________________________________

-Cool! What do these do, boy?

-DUG: Hey, would you...

_________________________________

(DUG SPEAKING SPANISH)

_________________________________
DUG: I use that collar...

_________________________________

(DUG SPEAKING JAPANESE)
_________________________________

...to talk with.
I would be happy if you stopped.

_________________________________

Russell, don't touch that!
It could be radioactive or something!

_________________________________
DUG: I am a great tracker.
_________________________________

My pack sent me on a special mission
all by myself.
_________________________________

Have you seen a bird?
_________________________________

I want to find one,
and I've been on the scent.
_________________________________

I am a great tracker.
Did I mention that?
_________________________________

(HISSES)
_________________________________

DUG: Hey, that is the bird.
_________________________________

I have never seen one up close,
but this is the bird.
_________________________________

May I take your bird back to camp
as my prisoner?
_________________________________

Yes, yes, take it. And on the way,
learn how to bark like a real dog.

_________________________________

DUG: I can bark.

_________________________________

(BARKS)
_________________________________

And here's howling.

_________________________________

(HOWLS)
_________________________________

(HISSES)
_________________________________

Can we keep him?
Please, please, please!

_________________________________
-No.
-But it's a talking dog!
_________________________________

It's just a weird trick or something.
Let's get to the falls.

_________________________________

DUG: Please be my prisoner.

_________________________________

Oh, please, oh, please be my prisoner!

_________________________________
(SNIFFING)
_________________________________

GAMMA: Oh! Here it is.
I picked up the bird's scent!

_________________________________
BETA: Wait a minute, wait a minute!
What is this?
_________________________________

Chocolate. I smell chocolate.

_________________________________

GAMMA: I'm getting prunes
and denture cream! Who are they?
_________________________________

BETA: Oh, man,
Master will not be pleased.

_________________________________

We better tell him someone
took the bird. Right, Alpha?
_________________________________

ALPHA: (IN SQUEAKY VOICE) No.
_________________________________

Soon enough the bird
will be ours yet again.
_________________________________

Find the scent, my compadres,
_________________________________

and you too shall
have much rewardings
_________________________________

from Master for the toil factor
you wage.
_________________________________

BETA: Hey, Alpha, I think there's
something wrong with your collar.

_________________________________

You must've bumped it.

_________________________________

GAMMA: Yeah,
your voice sounds funny!

_________________________________
(BOTH LAUGHING)
_________________________________

ALPHA: Beta! Gamma!
Mayhaps you desire to... Squirrel!

_________________________________
(GAMMA WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

ALPHA: Mayhaps you desire
to challenge the ranking
_________________________________

that I have been assigned
by my strength and cunning.

_________________________________
BETA: No, no, no. But maybe
Dug would. You might wanna ask him.

_________________________________

GAMMA: Yeah. I wonder if he's found
the bird on his very special mission.

_________________________________

ALPHA: Do not mention Dug
to me at this time.

_________________________________
His fool's errand will keep him
most occupied. Most occupied indeed.
_________________________________

(LAUGHING EVILLY)
_________________________________

Do you not agree with that
which I am saying to you now?

_________________________________
BETA: Sure, but the second Master
finds out you sent Dug out by himself,
_________________________________

none of us will get a treat.

_________________________________

ALPHA: (GROWLS) You are wise,
my trusted lieutenant.
_________________________________

This is Alpha calling Dug.
Come in, Dug.

_________________________________
DUG: (WHISPERING) Hi, Alpha.
Hey, your voice sounds funny.

_________________________________
ALPHA: I know, I know!
Have you seen the bird?
_________________________________

DUG: Why, yes.
The bird is my prisoner now.
_________________________________

GAMMA: Yeah, right!

_________________________________
(HISSES)
_________________________________

ALPHA: Impossible! Where are you?
_________________________________

DUG: I am here with the bird,
_________________________________

and I will bring it back,
and then you will like me.
_________________________________
-Gotta go.

-Hey, Dug, who you talking to?

_________________________________
ALPHA: No, wait, wait!
BETA: What's Dug doing?
_________________________________

GAMMA: Why's he with
that small mailman?

_________________________________
BETA: Where are they?

_________________________________
(BEEPING)
_________________________________

ALPHA: There he is. Come on!
_________________________________

DUG: Oh, please, oh, please,
oh, please be my prisoner.

_________________________________

RUSSELL: Dug, stop bothering Kevin!
_________________________________

DUG: That man there says
I can take the bird,
_________________________________

and I love that man there
like he is my master.

_________________________________

CARL: I am not your master!
_________________________________

DUG: I am warning you
once again, bird.

_________________________________

-Hey! Quit it!
-DUG: I am jumping on you now, bird.

_________________________________

Russell, at this rate,
we'll never get to the falls.

_________________________________

DUG: Here, bird.

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(CRASHING)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

I am nobody's master, got it?
_________________________________

I don't want you here,
and I don't want you here!
_________________________________

I'm stuck with you!
_________________________________

And if you two don't clear out of here

by the time I count to three...

_________________________________

DUG: A ball! Oh, boy, oh, boy!
A ball!

_________________________________
Ball? Yeah, yeah? You want it, boy?
_________________________________

Huh? Huh? Yeah. Yeah?
_________________________________

DUG: Yes, I do!
I do ever so want the ball.

_________________________________

-Go get it!
-DUG: Oh, boy! Oh, boy!

_________________________________
I will get it and then bring it back!
_________________________________

Quick, Russell.
Give me some chocolate.

_________________________________

-Why?
-Just give it to me!
_________________________________

Bird. Bird!
_________________________________

(KEVIN SQUAWKING)
_________________________________

Come on, Russell.

_________________________________

Wait. Wait, Mr. Fredricksen.

_________________________________

(CARL YELLS)
_________________________________

RUSSELL: What are we doing?
_________________________________

Hey, we're pretty far now.
Kevin's gonna miss me.

_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

I think that did the trick.

_________________________________

DUG: Hi, Master.

_________________________________

Afternoon.

_________________________________

(SQUAWKS)
_________________________________

(MUTTERING)
_________________________________

Well, thanks for keeping us
dry anyway, Ellie.

_________________________________

Which one's the front?
_________________________________

Oh, boy.

_________________________________

Is this step three or step five?
_________________________________

(SCOFFS)
_________________________________

RUSSELL: There.

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(TENT POLE SNAPS)
_________________________________

All done! That's for you.

_________________________________

Oh...

_________________________________

Tents are hard.

_________________________________

Wait. Aren't you super wilderness guy,
with the GPMs and the badges?
_________________________________

Yeah, but can I tell you a secret?
_________________________________

-No.
-All right. Here it goes.

_________________________________

I never actually built a tent before.
There, I said it.

_________________________________

You've been camping before,
haven't you?
_________________________________

Well, never outside.

_________________________________

Well, why didn't you ask your dad
how to build a tent?
_________________________________

I don't think he wants
to talk about this stuff.

_________________________________

Well, why don't you try him sometime.
Maybe he'll surprise you.

_________________________________

Well, he's away a lot.
I don't see him much.

_________________________________

He's gotta be home sometime.

_________________________________

Well, I call, but Phyllis told me
I bug him too much.

_________________________________

Phyllis? You call your own mother
by her first name?
_________________________________

Phyllis isn't my mom.

_________________________________

Oh.

_________________________________

But he promised
he'd come to my Explorer ceremony

_________________________________
to pin on
my Assisting the Elderly badge.

_________________________________

So, he can show me
about tents then, right?
_________________________________

Hey, why don't you get some sleep?
_________________________________

Don't wanna wake up
the traveling flea circus.

_________________________________

(SNORING)
_________________________________

Mr. Fredricksen?
_________________________________

Dug says he wants
to take Kevin prisoner.

_________________________________

We have to protect him.

_________________________________

(YAWNING)
_________________________________

Can Kevin go with us?
_________________________________

All right, he can come.

_________________________________

Promise you won't leave him?

_________________________________
-Yeah.
-Cross your heart?

_________________________________
Cross my heart.

_________________________________

What have I got myself into, Ellie?
_________________________________

(CARL SNORING)
_________________________________

(CROAKING)
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

Morning, sweetheart.

_________________________________

We better get moving.

_________________________________

Bird's gone.

_________________________________

Maybe Russell won't notice.
All right, everybody up!
_________________________________

Where's Kevin? He's wandered off!
Kevin! Dug, find Kevin!
_________________________________

DUG: Find the bird, find the bird!
Hi, hi. Point!

_________________________________
Look. There he is!
_________________________________

(SQUAWKS)
_________________________________

DUG: Point!
_________________________________

Hey! That's my food! Get off my roof!

_________________________________
DUG: Yeah, get off of his...

_________________________________

(WOOFS)
_________________________________

(CHICKS HONKING IN DISTANCE)
_________________________________

(HONKS)
_________________________________

What is it doing?
_________________________________

DUG: The bird is calling to her babies.

_________________________________

Her babies.

_________________________________

Kevin's a girl?
_________________________________

(HONKS)
_________________________________

DUG: Her house is over there
in those twisty rocks.

_________________________________

She has been gathering food for
her babies and must get back to them.

_________________________________

(KEVIN COOS)
_________________________________

Wait. Kevin's just leaving?
_________________________________

(HISSES)
_________________________________

But you promised to protect her.

_________________________________

Her babies need her.
We gotta make sure they're together!

_________________________________
Sorry, Russell.
We've lost enough time already.

_________________________________

Yeah.

_________________________________

(RUSTLING)
_________________________________

(SQUAWKS)
_________________________________

This was her favorite chocolate.

_________________________________

Because you sent her away,
there's more for you.

_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

Kevin?
_________________________________

(RUSTLING)
_________________________________

(BARKING)
_________________________________

(CARL AND RUSSELL YELLING)
_________________________________

(GROWLING)
_________________________________

(BOTH WHIMPERING)
_________________________________

ALPHA: Where's the bird?
You said you had the bird.

_________________________________
DUG: Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

_________________________________

Since I have said that,
I can see how you would think that.

_________________________________

ALPHA: Where is it?
DUG: Uh... Tomorrow.

_________________________________

Come back tomorrow, and then
I will again have the bird. Yes.

_________________________________

(SNARLING)
_________________________________

ALPHA: You lost it!
Why do I not have a surprised feeling?
_________________________________

Well, at least you now have led us
to the small mailman
_________________________________

and the one who smells of prunes.

_________________________________
(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

ALPHA: Master will be most pleased
we have found them
_________________________________

and will ask of them many questions.
Come!

_________________________________
Wait. We're not going with you!
We're going to the falls!
_________________________________

(BARKING)
_________________________________

(BOTH YELL)
_________________________________

Get away from me!
_________________________________

(DOGS GROWLING)
_________________________________

CARL: Get down!
_________________________________

(GASPING)
_________________________________

(ALL GROWLING)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

MUNTZ: Stay!
_________________________________

You came here in that?
_________________________________

Uh, yeah.

_________________________________

MUNTZ: In a house? A floating house?
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(LAUGHING NERVOUSLY)
_________________________________

That is the darnedest thing
I've ever seen.

_________________________________

You're not after my bird, are you?
_________________________________

But if you needed to borrow
a cup of sugar,
_________________________________

I'd be happy to oblige.

_________________________________

(DOGS LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Well, this is all a misunderstanding.

_________________________________

My dogs made a mistake.

_________________________________

Wait. Are you Charles Muntz?
_________________________________

Yeah, well, yes.

_________________________________

The Charles Muntz?
_________________________________

"Adventure is out there!"
_________________________________

It's really him! That's Charles Muntz!
_________________________________

-It is? Who's Charles Muntz?
-Him!
_________________________________

-DOGS: Yes! Yes! That's him!
-I'm Carl Fredricksen.

_________________________________

My wife and I,
we were your biggest fans.

_________________________________

Oh, well. You're a man of good taste.
_________________________________

(BOTH LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Now, you must be tired. Hungry?
_________________________________

Uh-huh.

_________________________________

Now, attention, everyone!
_________________________________

These people are no longer intruders!
They are our guests.

_________________________________

(DOGS CHEERING)
_________________________________

DOG 1: Follow me.
I like you temporarily.

_________________________________

You do smell like prunes.

_________________________________

CARL: Whoa!
_________________________________

DOG 2: I will not bite you.

_________________________________

DOG 3: The small mailman
smells like chocolate.

_________________________________

MUNTZ: I'm sorry about the dogs.

_________________________________

-Hope they weren't too rough on you.
-GAMMA: We weren't.

_________________________________

MUNTZ: Go ahead and moor
your airship right next to mine.

_________________________________

We're not actually going inside

the Spirit of Adventure itself?
_________________________________

Oh...

_________________________________

Would you like to?
_________________________________

Would I?
_________________________________

(LAUGHING DELIGHTEDLY)
_________________________________

CARL: Wait up, Mr. Muntz.

_________________________________

Jiminy Cricket.

_________________________________

BETA: Not you.
GAMMA: What do we do with Dug?
_________________________________

ALPHA: He has lost the bird.
Put him in the Cone of Shame.
_________________________________

(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

DUG: I do not like the Cone of Shame.

_________________________________

MUNTZ: Well, most of the collection
is housed in the world's top museums,
_________________________________

New York, Munich, London.
Of course, I kept the best for myself.

_________________________________

Did you ever! Will you look at that?
_________________________________

MUNTZ: Oh, yes, the Arsinoitherium.

_________________________________

Beast charged
while I was brushing my teeth.

_________________________________

Used my shaving kit to bring him down.

_________________________________

Oh, yeah. Well, surprise me.

_________________________________

Only way to get it out
of Ethiopia at the time
_________________________________

was to have it declared
as dental equipment.

_________________________________

Oh, my gosh!
The giant Somalian leopard tortoise!

_________________________________
Oh, you recognize it. I'm impressed.

_________________________________

That's an interesting story there.

_________________________________

Excellent choice.

_________________________________

I found it on safari with Roosevelt.

_________________________________

He and I fell into a habit
of playing gin rummy in the evenings,

_________________________________
and did he cheat!
_________________________________

Oh, he was horrible.

_________________________________

ALPHA: Master, dinner is ready.

_________________________________
Oh, dear. Broken translator.

_________________________________

It's that loose wire again.
There you go, big fella.

_________________________________

ALPHA: (IN DEEP VOICE)
Thank you, Master.

_________________________________

I liked his other voice.

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Well, dinner is served. Right this way.

_________________________________

So, how are things stateside, huh?
_________________________________

Almost tempted to go back a few times,
_________________________________

but I have unfinished work here.

_________________________________

Please. I hope you're hungry,
_________________________________

because Epsilon is the finest chef
I've ever had.

_________________________________

(BARKS)
_________________________________

Oh, Epsilon, you've done it again!
_________________________________

Yes!
_________________________________

Hey! Hey!
_________________________________

Oh, my Ellie would've loved all this.

_________________________________

You know, it's because of you
she had this dream
_________________________________

to come down here
and live by Paradise Falls.

_________________________________

I'm honored. And now you've made it.

_________________________________

You're sure we're not a bother?
I'd hate to impose.

_________________________________

No, no. It's a pleasure to have guests,
a real treat.

_________________________________

DOG 1: Treat! Where's the treat!
DOG 2: Treat!
_________________________________

(DOGS CLAMORING)
_________________________________

MUNTZ: No, no. Quiet!
Calm down, calm down.

_________________________________

-DOG 3: I want a treat! I want a treat!
-Hey!
_________________________________

I shouldn't have used that word.

_________________________________

Having guests is a delight.

_________________________________

More often I get thieves
come to steal what's rightfully mine.

_________________________________

No!
_________________________________

They called me a fraud, those...

_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

But once I bring back this creature,
my name will be cleared.

_________________________________

Beautiful, isn't it?
_________________________________

I've spent a lifetime tracking it.

_________________________________

Sometimes years go by
between sightings.

_________________________________

I've tried to smoke it out of that

deathly labyrinth where it lives.

_________________________________

You can't go in after it.

_________________________________

Once in, there's no way out.

_________________________________

I've lost so many dogs.

_________________________________

And here they come, these bandits,

and think the bird is theirs to take.

_________________________________

But they soon find that this mountain
is a very dangerous place.

_________________________________

Hey, that looks like Kevin.

_________________________________

-Kevin?
-Yeah, that's my new giant bird pet.

_________________________________

I trained it to follow us.

_________________________________

Follow you? It's impossible. How?
_________________________________

-She likes chocolate.
-Chocolate?
_________________________________

Yeah. I gave her some of my chocolate.
She goes gaga for it.

_________________________________

But it ran off. It's gone now.

_________________________________

You know, Carl, these people
who pass through here,
_________________________________

they all tell pretty good stories.

_________________________________

A surveyor making a map.

_________________________________

A botanist cataloging plants.

_________________________________

An old man taking his house
to Paradise Falls.

_________________________________

I mean, that's the best one yet.

I can't wait to hear how it ends.

_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Well, it's been a wonderful evening,
but we better be going.

_________________________________

Oh, you're not leaving.

_________________________________

We don't want to take advantage
of your hospitality.

_________________________________

-Come on, Russell.
-But we haven't even had dessert yet.

_________________________________

The boy's right.
You haven't had dessert.

_________________________________

Epsilon here makes
a delicious cherries jubilee.

_________________________________

Oh, you really must stay. I insist.

_________________________________

We have so much more to talk about.

_________________________________

(KEVIN WAILS)
_________________________________

Kevin?
_________________________________

(WAILING)
_________________________________

It's here.
_________________________________

Get them!
_________________________________

(BARKING)
_________________________________

-Hurry!
-RUSSELL: I am hurrying!

_________________________________
Ahhh! They're coming!
_________________________________

DUG: Master, over here.

_________________________________

(BOTH YELL)
_________________________________

DUG: Go toward the light, Master!

_________________________________
(GRUNTING)

_________________________________
(SQUAWKS)
_________________________________

Russell!
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Get back!
_________________________________

DUG: Go on, Master!
I will stop the dogs!

_________________________________
Stop, you dogs.

_________________________________

(YELPS)
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

RUSSELL: Help!
_________________________________

Help!
_________________________________

Kaw kaw, raaar!
Kaw kaw, raaar!

_________________________________
Give me your hand!
_________________________________

Hang on to Kevin!
_________________________________

(SCREECHES)
_________________________________

(CARL EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

(DOGS BARKING)
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

RUSSELL: Kevin.

_________________________________

(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

(CHICKS WAILING IN DISTANCE)
_________________________________

(HONKING)
_________________________________

Oh, no, no, no. Kevin. Stay down.

_________________________________

She's hurt real bad.
Can't we help her get home?

_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________

All right, but we gotta hurry.

_________________________________

(DOGS WHIMPERING)
_________________________________

(MUNTZ SIGHS)
_________________________________

You lost them?
_________________________________

BETA: No, it was Dug.

_________________________________

GAMMA: Yeah. He's with them.
He helped them escape!

_________________________________
(EXCLAIMS ANGRILY)
_________________________________

Wait.

_________________________________

Wait a minute. Dug.

_________________________________

(RADAR BEEPING)
_________________________________

(SNIFFING)
_________________________________

See anything?
_________________________________

DUG: No. My pack is not following us.
Boy, they are dumb.

_________________________________

This is crazy.

_________________________________

I finally meet my childhood hero,

and he's trying to kill us. What a joke!
_________________________________

DUG: Hey, I know a joke.
_________________________________

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says,
_________________________________

"I forgot to store acorns for winter
and now I am dead."
_________________________________

Ha! It is funny
because the squirrel gets dead.

_________________________________

(HOUSE CRASHING)
_________________________________

CARL: Careful, Russell.

_________________________________

You okay, Kevin?
_________________________________

(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

You know what, Mr. Fredricksen?
_________________________________

The wilderness isn't quite
what I expected.

_________________________________

CARL: Yeah? How so?
_________________________________

It's kind of wild.

_________________________________

I mean, it's not how they made it sound
in my book.

_________________________________

(SCOFFS) Get used to that, kid.

_________________________________

My dad made it sound so easy.

_________________________________

He's really good at camping
_________________________________

and how to make fire
from rocks and stuff.

_________________________________

He used to come to all
my Sweat Lodge meetings.

_________________________________

And afterwards,
we'd go get ice cream at Fentons.

_________________________________

I always get chocolate
and he gets butter brickle.

_________________________________

Then we sit on this one curb
right outside,
_________________________________

and I'll count all the blue cars

and he counts all the red ones,
_________________________________

and whoever gets the most wins.

_________________________________

I like that curb.

_________________________________

That might sound boring,
_________________________________

but I think the boring stuff
is the stuff I remember the most.

_________________________________

(CHICKS WAILING IN DISTANCE)
_________________________________

(WAILING)
_________________________________

Look! There it is!
_________________________________

Hey, kid. Hold on, Russell. Stand still.

_________________________________

(BIRDS WAILING)
_________________________________

Look at that bird go.
Wait up, you overgrown chicken.

_________________________________

(CARL LAUGHS)
_________________________________

That's it. Go, Kevin!
Go find your babies!

_________________________________
Run, Kevin! Run!
_________________________________

Oh, no!
_________________________________

Russell, give me your knife!
_________________________________

MUNTZ: Get away from my bird!
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(KEVIN WAILS)
_________________________________

No!
_________________________________

(DOGS BARKING)
_________________________________

RUSSELL: No!
_________________________________

(KEVIN WAILING)
_________________________________

MUNTZ: Careful. We'll want her
in good shape for my return.

_________________________________

RUSSELL: Let her go! Stop!
_________________________________

Kevin!
_________________________________

(CARL GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(CARL BREATHING HEAVILY)
_________________________________

RUSSELL: You gave away Kevin.

_________________________________

You just gave her away.

_________________________________

This is none of my concern.
I didn't ask for any of this!

_________________________________
DUG: Master, it's all right.

_________________________________

I am not your master!
_________________________________

And if you hadn't have shown up,

none of this would've happened!
_________________________________

Bad dog! Bad dog!
_________________________________

(BREATHING HEAVILY)
_________________________________

Now, whether you assist me or not,
_________________________________

I am going to Paradise Falls
if it kills me.

_________________________________

(HOUSE CREAKING)
_________________________________

(WATERFALL RUMBLING)
_________________________________

Here. I don't want this anymore.

_________________________________

(EXHALES DEEPLY)
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

Russell?
_________________________________

Russell!
_________________________________

I'm gonna help Kevin, even if you won't!
_________________________________

(LEAF BLOWER WHIRRING)
_________________________________

No, Russell! No!
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(WHOOPING)
_________________________________

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

Russell?
_________________________________

Dug!
_________________________________

DUG: I was hiding under your porch
because I love you. Can I stay?

_________________________________
Can you stay?
Well, you're my dog, aren't you?

_________________________________
And I'm your master.

_________________________________

DUG: You're my master?

_________________________________
Oh, boy! Oh, boy!

_________________________________
CARL: Good boy, Dug!
You're a good boy!

_________________________________
(EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

Yes!
_________________________________

Don't worry, Kevin. I'll save...

_________________________________

(GROWLING)
_________________________________

And they wouldn't believe me.
Just wait till they get a look at you.

_________________________________

ALPHA: Master?
_________________________________

-The small mailman has returned.
-What?

_________________________________
Let me go.

_________________________________

Where's your elderly friend?
_________________________________

He's not my friend anymore.

_________________________________

Well, if you're here,
Fredricksen can't be far behind.

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RUSSELL: Where are you
keeping Kevin?

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Let me go!
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BETA: Scream all you want,
small mailman.

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GAMMA: None of your mailman friends
can hear you.

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I'll unleash
all my Wilderness Explorer training!
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MUNTZ: Alpha,
Fredricksen's coming back.

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Guard that bird. If you see the old man,
you know what to do.

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Hey, where are you going?
I'm not finished with you!
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MUNTZ: Nice talking with you.

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Ahhh!
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Where are you, Fredricksen?
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(RUSSELL SCREAMING)
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Russell!
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-Mr. Fredricksen!

-Dug, bring her over!
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You came back for Kevin!
Let's go get her!
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CARL: I'm getting Kevin. You stay here.

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But I wanna help.

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I don't want your help.
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I want you safe.

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(GRUNTING)
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(GASPS)
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How do we get past these dogs?
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DUG: Point!
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Kevin.

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(SQUAWKS)
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Don't worry, Kevin. We're on our way.

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ALPHA: Allow no one to be entering
through these doors.

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Guard well that bird, my minions.

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What do we do now, Dug?
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(GNAWING)
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Who wants the ball?
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(DOGS CLAMORING)
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DOG 1: Me! I want it!
DOG 2: Me! I do!
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DOG 3: I want the ball!
DOG 4: Give it to me!
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Then go get it!
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GAMMA: I'm gonna get there first!

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GAMMA: Getting the ball!

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GAMMA: I got it!

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Uh-oh.

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(DOGS GROANING)
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I'm sorry, Kevin.
Let's get you out of here.

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GAMMA: Master! He's gone!
The old man!

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DOG 1: He's here!
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GAMMA: He's got the bird!
DOG 2: The bird's gone...

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Calm down! One at a time!
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I want to help!
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Ha-ha!
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(SCREAMING)
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(PANTING)
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DOG 3: He's in Hall D!
DOG 4: He's in Hall C!

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DOG 5: It's the old man!

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Does anyone know where they are?
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(GLASS SQUEAKING)
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(SCREAMING)
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Gray Leader? Take down the house.

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(SCREAMS)
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BETA: Gray Leader, checking in.

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GAMMA: Gray Two, checking in.

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GRAY THREE: Gray Three, checking in.

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BETA: Target sighted.

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(SCREAMING)
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Come on, Kevin.

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(BARKS)
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Ahhh!
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(BARKING)
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(GROWLING)
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DUG: Hi.

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(MUNTZ GRUNTING)

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(YELLS)
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(JOINTS CRACKING)
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Any last words, Fredricksen? Come on!
Spit it out!
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-Come on.
-Enough!
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I am taking that bird back with me.
Alive or dead!
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Come on, Kevin.
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(CARL YELLS)
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(DUG WHIMPERS)
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(GROWLING)
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ALPHA: I will have many enjoyments
from what I am about to do, Dug.

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(SNARLING)
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DOG 1: He wears the Cone of Shame!

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ALPHA: (IN SQUEAKY VOICE) What?
Do not just continue sitting. Attack!

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(ALL LAUGHING)
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ALPHA: No, no! Stop your laughing!
Get this off of me!

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DUG: Listen, you dog. Sit!

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ALL: Yes, Alpha.

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DUG: Alpha? I am not Alpha. He is...

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Oh!

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(GRUNTS)
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I can't do it.

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-CARL: Russell!
-Huh?
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CARL: Kaw kaw, raaar!
Kaw kaw, raaar!
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You leave Mr. Fredricksen alone!
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Hey, squirrel!
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GAMMA: Squirrel? Where?
Where? Where?

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BETA: Where's the squirrel?

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GAMMA: I hate squirrels.

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(SCREAMS)
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(GASPS)
_________________________________

Dug!
_________________________________

DUG: Master!

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Russell! Over here! Let's go!
_________________________________

Mr. Fredricksen!
_________________________________

CARL: Go on, Kevin!
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(GUN FIRES)
_________________________________

No!
_________________________________

Russell! Get out of there!
_________________________________

No! Leave them alone!
_________________________________

Russell, hang on to Kevin!
Don't let go of her!
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Kevin! Chocolate!
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(SQUAWKS)
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(GASPS)
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

RUSSELL: That was cool!
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(ALL LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Don't jerk around so much, kid!
Easy, Russell.

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DUG: Oh, I am ready to not be up high.

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Sorry about your house,
Mr. Fredricksen.

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You know, it's just a house.

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(CARL LAUGHING)
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(CHICKS CHIRPING)
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Look at you. You're so soft.

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(HONKS)
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ALL: Aw!
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I wish I could keep one.

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(HISSES)
_________________________________

Where's my cane? I just had it here.

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(GAGGING)
_________________________________

You know what? Keep them.
A little gift from me to you.

_________________________________

Bye, Kevin!
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(HONKS)
_________________________________

Ready?
_________________________________

Ready.

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(BARKING)
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STRAUCH: And by receiving
their badges,
_________________________________

the following Explorers will graduate
to Senior Explorers.
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For Extreme Mountaineering Lore.
Congratulations, Jimmy.
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For Wild Animal Defensive Arts.
Congratulations, Brandon.
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For Assisting the Elderly...

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Uh, Russell, is there someone that...

_________________________________

Excuse me. Pardon me.
Old man coming through.

_________________________________

I'm here for him.

_________________________________

Congratulations, Russell. Sir.

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Russell, for Assisting the Elderly
_________________________________

and for performing above
and beyond the call of duty,
_________________________________

I would like to award you
the highest honor I can bestow.

_________________________________

The Ellie badge.

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Wow.

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STRAUCH: All right,
I think that covers everybody.

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So let's give a big Explorer call
_________________________________

to our brand new
Senior Wilderness Explorers.

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Ready, everybody?
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ALL: Kaw kaw, raaar!
Kaw kaw, raaar!
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(DOGS BARKING)
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(DOGS HOWLING)
_________________________________

-Blue one.
-Red one.

_________________________________

-Blue one.
-DUG: Gray one.

_________________________________

-Red one.
-RUSSELL: That's a bike.

_________________________________

CARL: It's red, isn't it?
_________________________________

RUSSELL: Mr. Fredricksen,
you're cheating.

_________________________________

CARL: No, I'm not. Red one.

_________________________________

RUSSELL: That's a fire hydrant.

_________________________________

(BOTH LAUGHING)
_________________________________

CARL: Maybe I need new glasses.

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RUSSELL: Another blue one.

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Adventure is out there
It's heading our way
_________________________________

So grab your scarf and goggles
Let's fly
_________________________________

I've mapped out our journey
We're up here to stay
_________________________________

A sunset is our home
A moonbeam we will own
_________________________________

My spirit of adventure is you
_________________________________

Brits, of nature, span the globe
That's too big to deny
_________________________________

With canine guards we'll travel there
and spit into their eye
_________________________________

Bang, bang
Once the smoke has cleared
_________________________________

After all the crowds have cheered

_________________________________
We'll make it our joint venture
Before we're in our dentures
_________________________________

My spirit of adventure is you
_________________________________

Adventure is out there
Let's crack some champagne
_________________________________

I've hung a hundred heads
on my wall
_________________________________

To say that I've traveled
is far too mundane
_________________________________

Let's grab our aero-fare
The high-brows will be there
_________________________________

The spirit of adventure
is something to indenture
_________________________________

My spirit of adventure is you
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