Wednesday, June 27, 2018

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NEWSREEL ANNOUNCER: Movietown
News presents Spotlight on Adventure.
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What you are now witnessing
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is footage never before seen
by civilized humanity,
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a lost world in South America.
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Lurking in the shadow
of majestic Paradise Falls,
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it sports plants and animals
undiscovered by science.
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Who would dare set foot
on this inhospitable summit?
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Why, our subject today,
Charles Muntz!
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The beloved explorer lands
his dirigible, the Spirit of Adventure,
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in New Hampshire this week,
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completing a yearlong expedition
to the lost world.
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This lighter-than-air craft
was designed by Muntz himself
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and is longer than 22 prohibition
paddy wagons placed end to end.
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And here comes the adventurer now.
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Never apart from his faithful dogs,
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Muntz conceived the craft
for canine comfort.
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It's a veritable floating palace
in the sky,
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complete with doggy bath
and mechanical canine walker.
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And, Jiminy Cricket, do the locals
consider Muntz the bee's knees.
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And how!
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Adventure is out there!
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(PEOPLE CHEERING)
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NEWSREEL ANNOUNCER: But what
has Muntz brought back this time?
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Gentlemen, I give you
the monster of Paradise Falls!
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(PEOPLE GASP)
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NEWSREEL ANNOUNCER:
And, golly, what a swell monster this is!
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But what's this? Scientists cry foul.
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The National Explorer's Society
accuses Muntz
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of fabricating the skeleton.
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No!
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NEWSREEL ANNOUNCER:
The organization strips Muntz
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of his membership.
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(GASPS)
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NEWSREEL ANNOUNCER: Humiliated,
Muntz vows a return to Paradise Falls
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and promises
to capture the beast alive!
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I promise to capture the beast alive,
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and I will not come back until I do!
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(CROWD CHEERS)
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NEWSREEL ANNOUNCER: And so,
the explorer's off to clear his name.
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Bon voyage, Charles Muntz,
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and good luck capturing
the monster of Paradise Falls!
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(IMITATING AIRPLANE)
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NEWSREEL ANNOUNCER:
Here's Charles Muntz
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piloting his famous dirigible.
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(HORN HONKING)
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He hurdles Pikes Peak.
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He hurdles the Grand Canyon.
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(CARL GRUNTS)
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He hurdles Mount Everest.
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(GRUNTS)
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He goes around Mount Everest.
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Is there nothing he cannot do?
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Yes, as Muntz himself says,
"Adventure is..."
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ELLIE: Adventure is out there!
Look out!
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Mount Rushmore! Hard to starboard!
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Must get Spirit of Adventure
over Mount Rushmore!
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Hold together, old girl.
How're my dogs doing?
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(MIMICS BARKING)
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All engines, ahead full!
Let's take her up to 26,000 feet.
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Rudders 18 degrees towards the south.
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It's a beautiful day.
Winds out of the east at 10 knots.
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Visibility unlimited.
Enter the weather in the logbook.
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Oh! There's something down there.
I will bring it back for science.
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Aw! It's a puppy! Ah! No time!
A storm! Lightning. Hail.
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-What are you doing?
-Ahhh!
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Don't you know
this is an exclusive club?
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Only explorers get in here,
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not just any kid off the street
with a helmet and a pair of goggles.
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Do you think you've got what it takes?
Well, do you?
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(STAMMERING)
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All right, you're in. Welcome aboard.
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What's wrong? Can't you talk?
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Hey, I don't bite.
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(STATIC ELECTRICITY BUZZING)
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You and me, we're in a club now.
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I saw where your balloon went.
Come on. Let's go get it.
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My name's Ellie.
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There it is.
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(GULPS)
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Well, go ahead.
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Go on.
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(CARL SCREAMING)
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(THUDDING)
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(SIREN WAILING)
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(SHOUTS)
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Ow.
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Hey, kid!
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(SCREAMS)
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Thought you might need
a little cheering up.
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I got something to show you.
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ELLIE: I am about to let you
see something
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I have never shown
to another human being.
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Ever! In my life!
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You'll have to swear
you will not tell anyone.
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Cross your heart. Do it!
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ELLIE: My Adventure Book.
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You know him.
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(GASPS)
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Charles Muntz, explorer.
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When I get big,
I'm going where he's going,
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South America.
It's like America, but south.
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Wanna know where I'm gonna live?
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"Paradise Falls, a land lost in time."
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I ripped this right out of a library book.
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(GASPS)
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I'm gonna move my clubhouse there
and park it right next to the falls.
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Who knows what lives up there.
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And once I get there?
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Well, I'm saving these pages for
all the adventures I'm gonna have.
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Only I just don't know
how I'm gonna get to Paradise Falls.
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That's it!
You can take us there in a blimp!
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Swear you'll take us! Cross your heart!
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Cross it! Cross your heart!
Good, you promised. No backing out.
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Well, see you tomorrow, kid. Bye!
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Adventure is out there!
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You know, you don't talk very much.
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I like you!
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Wow.
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(WEDDING MARCH PLAYING)
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(GUESTS CHEERING)
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(INAUDIBLE)
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(ALARM BUZZING)
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(GROANS)
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(GRUNTING)
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(JOINTS CRACKING)
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Hah!
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(GRUNTS)
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(SIGHS IN RELIEF)
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(WHIRRING)
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(LOCKS CLICKING)
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(GRUNTS IN FRUSTRATION)
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(CONSTRUCTION WORKERS
SHOUTING)
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(MACHINES CLANGING)
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MAN: Stevie, throw me a deuce!
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(SCOFFS) Quite a sight, huh, Ellie?
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Uh! Mail's here.
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(SCOFFS) Shady Oaks Retirement.
Oh, brother.
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Hmm...
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Hey! Morning, Mr. Fredricksen.
Need any help there?
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No. Yes!
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Tell your boss over there
that you boys are ruining our house.
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Well, just to let you know,
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my boss will be happy to take
this old place off your hands,
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and for double his last offer!
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What do you say to that?
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Uh, I take that as a "no," then?
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I believe I made my position
to your boss quite clear.
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You poured prune juice in his gas tank.
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Yeah, that was good.
Here, let me talk to him.
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(BULLHORN BEEPS)
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You in the suit.
Yes, you. Take a bath, hippie!
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I am not with him!
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This is serious!
He's out to get your house.
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CARL: Tell your boss
he can have our house.
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-Really?
-When I'm dead!
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I'll take that as a maybe.
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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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"Good afternoon. My name is Russell.
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"And I am a Wilderness Explorer
in Tribe 54, Sweat Lodge 12.
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"Are you in need
of any assistance today, sir?"
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No.
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-I could help you cross the street.
-No.
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-I could help you cross your yard.
-No.
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-I could help you cross your porch.
-No.
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Well, I gotta help you cross something.
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No. I'm doing fine.
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"Good afternoon. My name is Russell."
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(CARL STAMMERING)
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-Kid... Kid.
-And I an a Wilderness Explorer
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-"in Tribe 54, Sweat Lodge 12."
-I... Slow down. Kid!
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-"Are you in need of any assistance..."
-Thank you,
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-but I don't need any help!
-"...today, sir?"
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RUSSELL: Ow.
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Proceed.
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-"Good afternoon..."
-But skip to the end!
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See these? These are
my Wilderness Explorer badges.
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You may notice one is missing.
It's my Assisting the Elderly badge.
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If I get it, I will become
a Senior Wilderness Explorer.
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"The wilderness must be explored!"
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Kaw kaw, raaar!
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(HEARING AID SCREECHES)
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It's gonna be great!
There's a big ceremony,
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and all the dads come,
and they pin on our badges.
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So, you want to assist an old person?
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Yep! Then I'll be
a Senior Wilderness Explorer.
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-You ever heard of a snipe?
-Snipe?
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Bird. Beady eyes.
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Every night it sneaks in my yard
and gobbles my poor azaleas.
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I'm elderly and infirm. I can't catch it.
If only someone could help me.
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-Me, me! I'll do it!
-I don't know. It's awfully crafty.
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You'd have to clap your hands
three times to lure it in.
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I'll find them, Mr. Fredricksen!
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I think its burrow is two blocks down.
If you go past...
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Two blocks down. Got it! Snipe.
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Here, snipey, snipey.
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Bring it back here when you find it.
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RUSSELL: Snipe!
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STEVE: Okay, keep her coming.
Keep coming.
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And stop. Stop. Stop!
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Why... Hey! Hey, you!
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What do you...
What do you think you're doing?
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-I am so sorry, sir.
-Don't touch that!
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No, no, no.
Let me take care of that for you.
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-Get away from our mailbox!
-Hey. Sir, I...
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I don't want you to touch it!
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Ow!
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(GROANING)
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(BREATHING HEAVILY)
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MAN: Steve, you all right?
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(POLICE SIREN WAILS)
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OFFICER EDITH: Sorry,
Mr. Fredricksen.
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You don't seem like
a public menace to me. Take this.
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The guys from Shady Oaks will be by
to pick you up in the morning, okay?
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What do I do now, Ellie?
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(SIGHS)
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Morning, gentlemen.
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Good morning, Mr. Fredricksen.
You ready to go?
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(CHUCKLES)
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Ready as I'll ever be.
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Would you do me a favor
and take this?
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I'll meet you at the van in just a minute.
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I wanna say one last goodbye
to the old place.
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Sure. Take all the time you need, sir.
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That's typical. He's probably
going to the bathroom for the 80th time.
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(SCOFFS) You think he'd take better
care of his house.
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(BOTH SCREAMING)
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(CAR ALARM WAILING)
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(CARL LAUGHING)
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So long, boys! I'll send you a postcard
from Paradise Falls!
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Heh!
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We're on our way, Ellie.
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(MUSICAL TWANGING)
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(GRUNTS)
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(CHUCKLES)
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(SIGHS)
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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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Huh?
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Hmm.
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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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(EXCLAIMS IN FRUSTRATION)
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(YELLS)
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Hi, Mr. Fredricksen. It's me, Russell.
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What are you doing out here, kid?
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I found the snipe
and I followed it under your porch,
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but this snipe had a long tail
and looked more like a large mouse.
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(GASPS)
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Please let me in.
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No.
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Oh, all right. You can come...
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(PANTING)
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...in.
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(SWALLOWS)
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(PANTING)
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Huh.
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I've never been
in a floating house before.
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(LAUGHS)
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Goggles. Look at this stuff.
Wow! You're going on a trip?
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"Paradise Falls, a land lost in time."
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You're going to South America,
Mr. Fredricksen?
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Don't touch that! You'll soil it.
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You know, most people take a plane,
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but you're smart because you will
have all your TV and clocks and stuff.
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Whoa.
Is this how you steer your house?
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Does it really work?
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(IMITATING AIRPLANE)
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Kid, would you stop with the...
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-This makes it go right.
-Let go of that...
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-And that way's left.
-Knock it off!
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Hey, look! Buildings.
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That building's so close
I could almost touch it.
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RUSSELL: Wow! This is great!
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You should try this, Mr. Fredricksen.
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Look, there's a bus that could
take me home two blocks away!
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Hey! I can see your house from here.
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Don't jerk around so much, kid. Whoa!
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(RUSSELL SCREAMING)
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Well, that's not gonna work.
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I know that cloud. It's a cumulonimbus.
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Did you know that
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the cumulonimbus forms
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when warm air rises over cool air?
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Saved up all my
blown-up balloons for what?
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...and that's how we get lightning.
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-That's nice, kid.
-Mr. Fredricksen?
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(HEARING AID SQUEAKS)
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(MUTED) There's a storm coming.
It's starting to get scary.
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We're gonna get blown to bits!
We're in big trouble...
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(THUNDER RUMBLES)
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-What are you doing over there?
-Look.
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(WIND HOWLING)
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See? Cumulonimbus.
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(YELLS)
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(YELLING)
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My pack!
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Got you!
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(YELLING)
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(GASPS)
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(GROANING)
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(EXHALES IN RELIEF)
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I thought you were dead.
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What happened?
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I steered us. I did. I steered the house.
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Steered us?
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After you tied your stuff down,
you took a nap.
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So I went ahead
and steered us down here.
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Yeah. Sure.
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(GROANS)
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Can't tell where we are.
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Oh, we're in South America, all right.
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It was a cinch
with my Wilderness Explorer GPS.
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-GP... What?
-My dad gave it to me.
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It shows exactly where we are
on the planet.
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(IMITATING GPS BEEPING)
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With this baby, we'll never be lost!
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Oops.
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(CARL GROANS)
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We'll get you down, find a bus stop,
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you just tell the man
you wanna go back to your mother.
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Sure, but I don't think
they have buses in Paradise Falls.
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There. That ought to do it.
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Here, I'll give you
some change for bus fare.
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RUSSELL: No, I'll just use
my city bus pass.
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RUSSELL: Whoa. That's gonna be
like a billion transfers
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to get back to my house.
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Mr. Fredricksen, how much longer?
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Well, we're up pretty high.
Could take hours to get down.
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(CARL EXCLAIMS)
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That thing was a building or something.
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(CARL EXCLAIMS)
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What was that, Mr. Fredricksen?
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We can't be close to the ground yet.
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(GASPS)
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Wait! Wait, no, don't! Don't, don't!
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Wait, wait. Wait!
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(CARL EXCLAIMING)
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-Russell, hang on! Hey!
-RUSSELL: Whoa! Whoa!
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(RUSSELL EXCLAIMING)
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Aaaagggghhhhh!
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-CARL: Walk back. Walk back.
-Okay.
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CARL: Come on. Come on.
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(RUSSELL GRUNTING)
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(PANTING)
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Where... Where are we?
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This doesn't look like the city
or the jungle, Mr. Fredricksen.
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(WIND HOWLING)
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Don't worry, Ellie. I got it.
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There it is.
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Ellie, it's so beautiful.
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We made it.
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We made it, Russell! We can float
right over there. Climb up. Climb up.
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You mean, assist you?
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-Yeah, yeah. Whatever.
-Okay. I'll climb up.
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(CARL MUTTERING)
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(RUSSELL GRUNTING)
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CARL: Watch it!
RUSSELL: Sorry.
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(RUSSELL GRUNTING)
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Now, when you get up there,
go ahead and hoist me up!
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Got it?
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(RUSSELL GRUNTING)
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You on the porch yet?
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(GRUNTING)
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(PANTING)
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What? That's it?
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I came all this way just to get stuck
at the wrong end of this rock pile?
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Great.
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(GRUNTING ANGRILY)
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Hey, if I could assist you over there,
would you sign off on my badge?
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-What are you talking about?
-We could walk your house to the falls.
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-Walk it?
-Yeah! After all, we weigh it down.
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We could walk it right over there.
Like a parade balloon.
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CARL: Now, we're gonna walk
to the falls quickly and quietly
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-with no rap music or flash dancing.
-RUSSELL: Uh-huh.
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We have three days, at best, before
the helium leaks out of those balloons.
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And if we're not at the falls
when that happens...
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-Sand.
-...we're not getting to the falls.
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I found sand!
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Don't you worry, Ellie.
We'll get our house over there.
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RUSSELL: This is fun already, isn't it?
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By the time we get there,
you're gonna feel so assisted.
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Oh, Mr. Fredricksen,
if we happen to get separated,
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use the Wilderness Explorer call.
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Caw, caw! Rawr!
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(HEARING AID SCREECHES)
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RUSSELL: Wait. Why are we going
to Paradise Falls again?
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CARL: Hey, let's play a game.
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It's called
"see who can be quiet the longest."
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RUSSELL: Cool!
My mom loves that game!
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(GROWLING)
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(HIGH-PITCHED SCREECHING)
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(DOGS WHIMPERING)
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(GROANING)
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Darn thing!
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(RUSSELL MOANING)
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Come on, Russell.
Would you hurry it up?
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I'm tired. And my knee hurts.
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Which knee?
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My elbow hurts,
and I have to go to the bathroom.
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I asked you about that five minutes ago.
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Well, I didn't have to go then!
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(MUFFLED) I don't wanna walk
anymore. Can we stop?
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Russell, if you don't hurry up,
the tigers will eat you.
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There are no tigers in South America.
Zoology.
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(GROANS)
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Oh, for the love of Pete! Go on into
the bushes and do your business.
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Okay! Here! Hold my stuff.
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I've always wanted to try this.
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RUSSELL: Mr. Fredricksen,
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am I supposed to dig the hole
before or after?
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(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST)
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None of my concern!
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RUSSELL: Oh. It's before!
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Bah!
La la la la la!
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(SIGHS IN RELIEF)
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Huh?
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Tracks?
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Snipe.
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Here, snipe. Come on out, snipe.
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Snipe.
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Huh?
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(RUSTLING)
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(GASPS)
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Ha! Gotcha! Don't be afraid, little snipe.
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I am a Wilderness Explorer,
so I'm a friend to all of nature.
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Want some more?
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(RUSSELL GASPS)
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Hi, boy. Don't eat it all. Come on out.
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Come on. Come on.
Don't be afraid, little snipe.
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Nice snipe. Good little snipe. Nice...
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Giant snipe.
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(FOOTSTEPS THUDDING)
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-I found the snipe!
-Oh! Did you?
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-Are they tall?
-Yes, they're very tall.
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-Do they have a lot of colors?
-They do, indeed!
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-Do they like chocolate?
-Yes... Chocolate?
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(SQUAWKS)
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-Gah! What is that thing?
-It's a snipe!
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There's no such thing as a snipe!
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-But you said snipes eat your... Whoa!
-Hey!
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(RUSSELL LAUGHING)
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(BIRD COOING)
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Go on! Get out of here! Go on!
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(HISSES)
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(RUSSELL LAUGHS)
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RUSSELL: Whoa!
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Whoa!
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Careful, Russell!
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(GIGGLING) Hey, look, Mr. Fredricksen.
It likes me. Whoa!
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-Russell!
-No, stop! That tickles.
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CARL: Get out of here! Go on! Get!
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(HISSES)
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(EXCLAIMS)
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(HISSES)
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(EXCLAIMS)
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Uh-oh. No, no, no! Kevin!
It's okay. Mr. Fredricksen is nice.
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-Kevin?
-Yeah. That's his name I just gave him.
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Beat it! Vamoose! Scram!
Hey! That's mine!
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(GAGGING)
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(RETCHES)
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(GROANS)
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Shoo! Shoo! Get out of here!
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(SQUAWKS MOCKINGLY)
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Go on! Beat it!
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(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST)
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(SQUAWKS MOCKINGLY)
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RUSSELL: Can we keep him? Please?
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I'll get the food for him. I'll walk him.
I'll change his newspapers.
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CARL: No.
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"An Explorer is a friend to all,
be it plants or fish or tiny mole."
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-That doesn't even rhyme.
-Yeah, it does.
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-Hey, look. Kevin.
-What?
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Get down! You're not allowed up there!
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(BALLOON BURSTS)
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(SPITS)
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You come down here right now!
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Sheesh!
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Can you believe this, Ellie?
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Ellie?
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Hey, Ellie! Could I keep the bird?
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RUSSELL: Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
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She said for you to let me.
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But I told him no. I told you no!
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N-O.
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I see you back there.
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Go on! Get out of here! Shoo!
Go annoy someone else for a while.
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DUG: Hey, are you okay over there?
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(KEVIN SQUAWKING)
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Uh... Hello?
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CARL: Oh!
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Hello, sir! Thank goodness.
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It's nice to know
someone else is up here.
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DUG: I can smell you.
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What? You can smell us?
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DUG: I can smell you.
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Hey.
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(SNICKERS) You were talking to a rock.
_________________________________
Hey, that one looks like a turtle.
_________________________________
Look at that one!
That one looks like a dog.
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________
-It is a dog!
-What?
_________________________________
We're not allowed to have dogs
in my apartment.
_________________________________
Hey, I like dogs.
_________________________________
We have your dog!
_________________________________
-Whoa!
-Wonder who he belongs to.
_________________________________
Sit, boy. Hey, look, he's trained. Shake.
_________________________________
Uh-huh.
_________________________________
-Speak.
-DUG: Hi, there.
_________________________________
(CARL AND RUSSELL GASP)
_________________________________
Did that dog just say "Hi, there"?
_________________________________
DUG: Oh, yes.
_________________________________
My name is Dug.
I have just met you, and I love you.
_________________________________
(CARL STAMMERS)
_________________________________
My master made me this collar.
He is a good and smart master,
_________________________________
and he made me this collar
so that I may talk. Squirrel!
_________________________________
My master is good and smart.
_________________________________
It's not possible.
_________________________________
DUG: Oh, it is,
because my master is smart.
_________________________________
-Cool! What do these do, boy?
-DUG: Hey, would you...
_________________________________
(DUG SPEAKING SPANISH)
_________________________________
DUG: I use that collar...
_________________________________
(DUG SPEAKING JAPANESE)
_________________________________
...to talk with.
I would be happy if you stopped.
_________________________________
Russell, don't touch that!
It could be radioactive or something!
_________________________________
DUG: I am a great tracker.
_________________________________
My pack sent me on a special mission
all by myself.
_________________________________
Have you seen a bird?
_________________________________
I want to find one,
and I've been on the scent.
_________________________________
I am a great tracker.
Did I mention that?
_________________________________
(HISSES)
_________________________________
DUG: Hey, that is the bird.
_________________________________
I have never seen one up close,
but this is the bird.
_________________________________
May I take your bird back to camp
as my prisoner?
_________________________________
Yes, yes, take it. And on the way,
learn how to bark like a real dog.
_________________________________
DUG: I can bark.
_________________________________
(BARKS)
_________________________________
And here's howling.
_________________________________
(HOWLS)
_________________________________
(HISSES)
_________________________________
Can we keep him?
Please, please, please!
_________________________________
-No.
-But it's a talking dog!
_________________________________
It's just a weird trick or something.
Let's get to the falls.
_________________________________
DUG: Please be my prisoner.
_________________________________
Oh, please, oh, please be my prisoner!
_________________________________
(SNIFFING)
_________________________________
GAMMA: Oh! Here it is.
I picked up the bird's scent!
_________________________________
BETA: Wait a minute, wait a minute!
What is this?
_________________________________
Chocolate. I smell chocolate.
_________________________________
GAMMA: I'm getting prunes
and denture cream! Who are they?
_________________________________
BETA: Oh, man,
Master will not be pleased.
_________________________________
We better tell him someone
took the bird. Right, Alpha?
_________________________________
ALPHA: (IN SQUEAKY VOICE) No.
_________________________________
Soon enough the bird
will be ours yet again.
_________________________________
Find the scent, my compadres,
_________________________________
and you too shall
have much rewardings
_________________________________
from Master for the toil factor
you wage.
_________________________________
BETA: Hey, Alpha, I think there's
something wrong with your collar.
_________________________________
You must've bumped it.
_________________________________
GAMMA: Yeah,
your voice sounds funny!
_________________________________
(BOTH LAUGHING)
_________________________________
ALPHA: Beta! Gamma!
Mayhaps you desire to... Squirrel!
_________________________________
(GAMMA WHIMPERS)
_________________________________
ALPHA: Mayhaps you desire
to challenge the ranking
_________________________________
that I have been assigned
by my strength and cunning.
_________________________________
BETA: No, no, no. But maybe
Dug would. You might wanna ask him.
_________________________________
GAMMA: Yeah. I wonder if he's found
the bird on his very special mission.
_________________________________
ALPHA: Do not mention Dug
to me at this time.
_________________________________
His fool's errand will keep him
most occupied. Most occupied indeed.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING EVILLY)
_________________________________
Do you not agree with that
which I am saying to you now?
_________________________________
BETA: Sure, but the second Master
finds out you sent Dug out by himself,
_________________________________
none of us will get a treat.
_________________________________
ALPHA: (GROWLS) You are wise,
my trusted lieutenant.
_________________________________
This is Alpha calling Dug.
Come in, Dug.
_________________________________
DUG: (WHISPERING) Hi, Alpha.
Hey, your voice sounds funny.
_________________________________
ALPHA: I know, I know!
Have you seen the bird?
_________________________________
DUG: Why, yes.
The bird is my prisoner now.
_________________________________
GAMMA: Yeah, right!
_________________________________
(HISSES)
_________________________________
ALPHA: Impossible! Where are you?
_________________________________
DUG: I am here with the bird,
_________________________________
and I will bring it back,
and then you will like me.
_________________________________
-Gotta go.
-Hey, Dug, who you talking to?
_________________________________
ALPHA: No, wait, wait!
BETA: What's Dug doing?
_________________________________
GAMMA: Why's he with
that small mailman?
_________________________________
BETA: Where are they?
_________________________________
(BEEPING)
_________________________________
ALPHA: There he is. Come on!
_________________________________
DUG: Oh, please, oh, please,
oh, please be my prisoner.
_________________________________
RUSSELL: Dug, stop bothering Kevin!
_________________________________
DUG: That man there says
I can take the bird,
_________________________________
and I love that man there
like he is my master.
_________________________________
CARL: I am not your master!
_________________________________
DUG: I am warning you
once again, bird.
_________________________________
-Hey! Quit it!
-DUG: I am jumping on you now, bird.
_________________________________
Russell, at this rate,
we'll never get to the falls.
_________________________________
DUG: Here, bird.
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(CRASHING)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
I am nobody's master, got it?
_________________________________
I don't want you here,
and I don't want you here!
_________________________________
I'm stuck with you!
_________________________________
And if you two don't clear out of here
by the time I count to three...
_________________________________
DUG: A ball! Oh, boy, oh, boy!
A ball!
_________________________________
Ball? Yeah, yeah? You want it, boy?
_________________________________
Huh? Huh? Yeah. Yeah?
_________________________________
DUG: Yes, I do!
I do ever so want the ball.
_________________________________
-Go get it!
-DUG: Oh, boy! Oh, boy!
_________________________________
I will get it and then bring it back!
_________________________________
Quick, Russell.
Give me some chocolate.
_________________________________
-Why?
-Just give it to me!
_________________________________
Bird. Bird!
_________________________________
(KEVIN SQUAWKING)
_________________________________
Come on, Russell.
_________________________________
Wait. Wait, Mr. Fredricksen.
_________________________________
(CARL YELLS)
_________________________________
RUSSELL: What are we doing?
_________________________________
Hey, we're pretty far now.
Kevin's gonna miss me.
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
I think that did the trick.
_________________________________
DUG: Hi, Master.
_________________________________
Afternoon.
_________________________________
(SQUAWKS)
_________________________________
(MUTTERING)
_________________________________
Well, thanks for keeping us
dry anyway, Ellie.
_________________________________
Which one's the front?
_________________________________
Oh, boy.
_________________________________
Is this step three or step five?
_________________________________
(SCOFFS)
_________________________________
RUSSELL: There.
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(TENT POLE SNAPS)
_________________________________
All done! That's for you.
_________________________________
Oh...
_________________________________
Tents are hard.
_________________________________
Wait. Aren't you super wilderness guy,
with the GPMs and the badges?
_________________________________
Yeah, but can I tell you a secret?
_________________________________
-No.
-All right. Here it goes.
_________________________________
I never actually built a tent before.
There, I said it.
_________________________________
You've been camping before,
haven't you?
_________________________________
Well, never outside.
_________________________________
Well, why didn't you ask your dad
how to build a tent?
_________________________________
I don't think he wants
to talk about this stuff.
_________________________________
Well, why don't you try him sometime.
Maybe he'll surprise you.
_________________________________
Well, he's away a lot.
I don't see him much.
_________________________________
He's gotta be home sometime.
_________________________________
Well, I call, but Phyllis told me
I bug him too much.
_________________________________
Phyllis? You call your own mother
by her first name?
_________________________________
Phyllis isn't my mom.
_________________________________
Oh.
_________________________________
But he promised
he'd come to my Explorer ceremony
_________________________________
to pin on
my Assisting the Elderly badge.
_________________________________
So, he can show me
about tents then, right?
_________________________________
Hey, why don't you get some sleep?
_________________________________
Don't wanna wake up
the traveling flea circus.
_________________________________
(SNORING)
_________________________________
Mr. Fredricksen?
_________________________________
Dug says he wants
to take Kevin prisoner.
_________________________________
We have to protect him.
_________________________________
(YAWNING)
_________________________________
Can Kevin go with us?
_________________________________
All right, he can come.
_________________________________
Promise you won't leave him?
_________________________________
-Yeah.
-Cross your heart?
_________________________________
Cross my heart.
_________________________________
What have I got myself into, Ellie?
_________________________________
(CARL SNORING)
_________________________________
(CROAKING)
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
Morning, sweetheart.
_________________________________
We better get moving.
_________________________________
Bird's gone.
_________________________________
Maybe Russell won't notice.
All right, everybody up!
_________________________________
Where's Kevin? He's wandered off!
Kevin! Dug, find Kevin!
_________________________________
DUG: Find the bird, find the bird!
Hi, hi. Point!
_________________________________
Look. There he is!
_________________________________
(SQUAWKS)
_________________________________
DUG: Point!
_________________________________
Hey! That's my food! Get off my roof!
_________________________________
DUG: Yeah, get off of his...
_________________________________
(WOOFS)
_________________________________
(CHICKS HONKING IN DISTANCE)
_________________________________
(HONKS)
_________________________________
What is it doing?
_________________________________
DUG: The bird is calling to her babies.
_________________________________
Her babies.
_________________________________
Kevin's a girl?
_________________________________
(HONKS)
_________________________________
DUG: Her house is over there
in those twisty rocks.
_________________________________
She has been gathering food for
her babies and must get back to them.
_________________________________
(KEVIN COOS)
_________________________________
Wait. Kevin's just leaving?
_________________________________
(HISSES)
_________________________________
But you promised to protect her.
_________________________________
Her babies need her.
We gotta make sure they're together!
_________________________________
Sorry, Russell.
We've lost enough time already.
_________________________________
Yeah.
_________________________________
(RUSTLING)
_________________________________
(SQUAWKS)
_________________________________
This was her favorite chocolate.
_________________________________
Because you sent her away,
there's more for you.
_________________________________
Huh?
_________________________________
Kevin?
_________________________________
(RUSTLING)
_________________________________
(BARKING)
_________________________________
(CARL AND RUSSELL YELLING)
_________________________________
(GROWLING)
_________________________________
(BOTH WHIMPERING)
_________________________________
ALPHA: Where's the bird?
You said you had the bird.
_________________________________
DUG: Oh, yes. Oh, yes.
_________________________________
Since I have said that,
I can see how you would think that.
_________________________________
ALPHA: Where is it?
DUG: Uh... Tomorrow.
_________________________________
Come back tomorrow, and then
I will again have the bird. Yes.
_________________________________
(SNARLING)
_________________________________
ALPHA: You lost it!
Why do I not have a surprised feeling?
_________________________________
Well, at least you now have led us
to the small mailman
_________________________________
and the one who smells of prunes.
_________________________________
(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________
ALPHA: Master will be most pleased
we have found them
_________________________________
and will ask of them many questions.
Come!
_________________________________
Wait. We're not going with you!
We're going to the falls!
_________________________________
(BARKING)
_________________________________
(BOTH YELL)
_________________________________
Get away from me!
_________________________________
(DOGS GROWLING)
_________________________________
CARL: Get down!
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
(ALL GROWLING)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
MUNTZ: Stay!
_________________________________
You came here in that?
_________________________________
Uh, yeah.
_________________________________
MUNTZ: In a house? A floating house?
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(LAUGHING NERVOUSLY)
_________________________________
That is the darnedest thing
I've ever seen.
_________________________________
You're not after my bird, are you?
_________________________________
But if you needed to borrow
a cup of sugar,
_________________________________
I'd be happy to oblige.
_________________________________
(DOGS LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Well, this is all a misunderstanding.
_________________________________
My dogs made a mistake.
_________________________________
Wait. Are you Charles Muntz?
_________________________________
Yeah, well, yes.
_________________________________
The Charles Muntz?
_________________________________
"Adventure is out there!"
_________________________________
It's really him! That's Charles Muntz!
_________________________________
-It is? Who's Charles Muntz?
-Him!
_________________________________
-DOGS: Yes! Yes! That's him!
-I'm Carl Fredricksen.
_________________________________
My wife and I,
we were your biggest fans.
_________________________________
Oh, well. You're a man of good taste.
_________________________________
(BOTH LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Now, you must be tired. Hungry?
_________________________________
Uh-huh.
_________________________________
Now, attention, everyone!
_________________________________
These people are no longer intruders!
They are our guests.
_________________________________
(DOGS CHEERING)
_________________________________
DOG 1: Follow me.
I like you temporarily.
_________________________________
You do smell like prunes.
_________________________________
CARL: Whoa!
_________________________________
DOG 2: I will not bite you.
_________________________________
DOG 3: The small mailman
smells like chocolate.
_________________________________
MUNTZ: I'm sorry about the dogs.
_________________________________
-Hope they weren't too rough on you.
-GAMMA: We weren't.
_________________________________
MUNTZ: Go ahead and moor
your airship right next to mine.
_________________________________
We're not actually going inside
the Spirit of Adventure itself?
_________________________________
Oh...
_________________________________
Would you like to?
_________________________________
Would I?
_________________________________
(LAUGHING DELIGHTEDLY)
_________________________________
CARL: Wait up, Mr. Muntz.
_________________________________
Jiminy Cricket.
_________________________________
BETA: Not you.
GAMMA: What do we do with Dug?
_________________________________
ALPHA: He has lost the bird.
Put him in the Cone of Shame.
_________________________________
(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________
DUG: I do not like the Cone of Shame.
_________________________________
MUNTZ: Well, most of the collection
is housed in the world's top museums,
_________________________________
New York, Munich, London.
Of course, I kept the best for myself.
_________________________________
Did you ever! Will you look at that?
_________________________________
MUNTZ: Oh, yes, the Arsinoitherium.
_________________________________
Beast charged
while I was brushing my teeth.
_________________________________
Used my shaving kit to bring him down.
_________________________________
Oh, yeah. Well, surprise me.
_________________________________
Only way to get it out
of Ethiopia at the time
_________________________________
was to have it declared
as dental equipment.
_________________________________
Oh, my gosh!
The giant Somalian leopard tortoise!
_________________________________
Oh, you recognize it. I'm impressed.
_________________________________
That's an interesting story there.
_________________________________
Excellent choice.
_________________________________
I found it on safari with Roosevelt.
_________________________________
He and I fell into a habit
of playing gin rummy in the evenings,
_________________________________
and did he cheat!
_________________________________
Oh, he was horrible.
_________________________________
ALPHA: Master, dinner is ready.
_________________________________
Oh, dear. Broken translator.
_________________________________
It's that loose wire again.
There you go, big fella.
_________________________________
ALPHA: (IN DEEP VOICE)
Thank you, Master.
_________________________________
I liked his other voice.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Well, dinner is served. Right this way.
_________________________________
So, how are things stateside, huh?
_________________________________
Almost tempted to go back a few times,
_________________________________
but I have unfinished work here.
_________________________________
Please. I hope you're hungry,
_________________________________
because Epsilon is the finest chef
I've ever had.
_________________________________
(BARKS)
_________________________________
Oh, Epsilon, you've done it again!
_________________________________
Yes!
_________________________________
Hey! Hey!
_________________________________
Oh, my Ellie would've loved all this.
_________________________________
You know, it's because of you
she had this dream
_________________________________
to come down here
and live by Paradise Falls.
_________________________________
I'm honored. And now you've made it.
_________________________________
You're sure we're not a bother?
I'd hate to impose.
_________________________________
No, no. It's a pleasure to have guests,
a real treat.
_________________________________
DOG 1: Treat! Where's the treat!
DOG 2: Treat!
_________________________________
(DOGS CLAMORING)
_________________________________
MUNTZ: No, no. Quiet!
Calm down, calm down.
_________________________________
-DOG 3: I want a treat! I want a treat!
-Hey!
_________________________________
I shouldn't have used that word.
_________________________________
Having guests is a delight.
_________________________________
More often I get thieves
come to steal what's rightfully mine.
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
They called me a fraud, those...
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________
But once I bring back this creature,
my name will be cleared.
_________________________________
Beautiful, isn't it?
_________________________________
I've spent a lifetime tracking it.
_________________________________
Sometimes years go by
between sightings.
_________________________________
I've tried to smoke it out of that
deathly labyrinth where it lives.
_________________________________
You can't go in after it.
_________________________________
Once in, there's no way out.
_________________________________
I've lost so many dogs.
_________________________________
And here they come, these bandits,
and think the bird is theirs to take.
_________________________________
But they soon find that this mountain
is a very dangerous place.
_________________________________
Hey, that looks like Kevin.
_________________________________
-Kevin?
-Yeah, that's my new giant bird pet.
_________________________________
I trained it to follow us.
_________________________________
Follow you? It's impossible. How?
_________________________________
-She likes chocolate.
-Chocolate?
_________________________________
Yeah. I gave her some of my chocolate.
She goes gaga for it.
_________________________________
But it ran off. It's gone now.
_________________________________
You know, Carl, these people
who pass through here,
_________________________________
they all tell pretty good stories.
_________________________________
A surveyor making a map.
_________________________________
A botanist cataloging plants.
_________________________________
An old man taking his house
to Paradise Falls.
_________________________________
I mean, that's the best one yet.
I can't wait to hear how it ends.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Well, it's been a wonderful evening,
but we better be going.
_________________________________
Oh, you're not leaving.
_________________________________
We don't want to take advantage
of your hospitality.
_________________________________
-Come on, Russell.
-But we haven't even had dessert yet.
_________________________________
The boy's right.
You haven't had dessert.
_________________________________
Epsilon here makes
a delicious cherries jubilee.
_________________________________
Oh, you really must stay. I insist.
_________________________________
We have so much more to talk about.
_________________________________
(KEVIN WAILS)
_________________________________
Kevin?
_________________________________
(WAILING)
_________________________________
It's here.
_________________________________
Get them!
_________________________________
(BARKING)
_________________________________
-Hurry!
-RUSSELL: I am hurrying!
_________________________________
Ahhh! They're coming!
_________________________________
DUG: Master, over here.
_________________________________
(BOTH YELL)
_________________________________
DUG: Go toward the light, Master!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(SQUAWKS)
_________________________________
Russell!
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Get back!
_________________________________
DUG: Go on, Master!
I will stop the dogs!
_________________________________
Stop, you dogs.
_________________________________
(YELPS)
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
RUSSELL: Help!
_________________________________
Help!
_________________________________
Kaw kaw, raaar!
Kaw kaw, raaar!
_________________________________
Give me your hand!
_________________________________
Hang on to Kevin!
_________________________________
(SCREECHES)
_________________________________
(CARL EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
(DOGS BARKING)
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
RUSSELL: Kevin.
_________________________________
(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________
(CHICKS WAILING IN DISTANCE)
_________________________________
(HONKING)
_________________________________
Oh, no, no, no. Kevin. Stay down.
_________________________________
She's hurt real bad.
Can't we help her get home?
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
All right, but we gotta hurry.
_________________________________
(DOGS WHIMPERING)
_________________________________
(MUNTZ SIGHS)
_________________________________
You lost them?
_________________________________
BETA: No, it was Dug.
_________________________________
GAMMA: Yeah. He's with them.
He helped them escape!
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMS ANGRILY)
_________________________________
Wait.
_________________________________
Wait a minute. Dug.
_________________________________
(RADAR BEEPING)
_________________________________
(SNIFFING)
_________________________________
See anything?
_________________________________
DUG: No. My pack is not following us.
Boy, they are dumb.
_________________________________
This is crazy.
_________________________________
I finally meet my childhood hero,
and he's trying to kill us. What a joke!
_________________________________
DUG: Hey, I know a joke.
_________________________________
A squirrel walks up to a tree and says,
_________________________________
"I forgot to store acorns for winter
and now I am dead."
_________________________________
Ha! It is funny
because the squirrel gets dead.
_________________________________
(HOUSE CRASHING)
_________________________________
CARL: Careful, Russell.
_________________________________
You okay, Kevin?
_________________________________
(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________
You know what, Mr. Fredricksen?
_________________________________
The wilderness isn't quite
what I expected.
_________________________________
CARL: Yeah? How so?
_________________________________
It's kind of wild.
_________________________________
I mean, it's not how they made it sound
in my book.
_________________________________
(SCOFFS) Get used to that, kid.
_________________________________
My dad made it sound so easy.
_________________________________
He's really good at camping
_________________________________
and how to make fire
from rocks and stuff.
_________________________________
He used to come to all
my Sweat Lodge meetings.
_________________________________
And afterwards,
we'd go get ice cream at Fentons.
_________________________________
I always get chocolate
and he gets butter brickle.
_________________________________
Then we sit on this one curb
right outside,
_________________________________
and I'll count all the blue cars
and he counts all the red ones,
_________________________________
and whoever gets the most wins.
_________________________________
I like that curb.
_________________________________
That might sound boring,
_________________________________
but I think the boring stuff
is the stuff I remember the most.
_________________________________
(CHICKS WAILING IN DISTANCE)
_________________________________
(WAILING)
_________________________________
Look! There it is!
_________________________________
Hey, kid. Hold on, Russell. Stand still.
_________________________________
(BIRDS WAILING)
_________________________________
Look at that bird go.
Wait up, you overgrown chicken.
_________________________________
(CARL LAUGHS)
_________________________________
That's it. Go, Kevin!
Go find your babies!
_________________________________
Run, Kevin! Run!
_________________________________
Oh, no!
_________________________________
Russell, give me your knife!
_________________________________
MUNTZ: Get away from my bird!
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(KEVIN WAILS)
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
(DOGS BARKING)
_________________________________
RUSSELL: No!
_________________________________
(KEVIN WAILING)
_________________________________
MUNTZ: Careful. We'll want her
in good shape for my return.
_________________________________
RUSSELL: Let her go! Stop!
_________________________________
Kevin!
_________________________________
(CARL GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(CARL BREATHING HEAVILY)
_________________________________
RUSSELL: You gave away Kevin.
_________________________________
You just gave her away.
_________________________________
This is none of my concern.
I didn't ask for any of this!
_________________________________
DUG: Master, it's all right.
_________________________________
I am not your master!
_________________________________
And if you hadn't have shown up,
none of this would've happened!
_________________________________
Bad dog! Bad dog!
_________________________________
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
_________________________________
Now, whether you assist me or not,
_________________________________
I am going to Paradise Falls
if it kills me.
_________________________________
(HOUSE CREAKING)
_________________________________
(WATERFALL RUMBLING)
_________________________________
Here. I don't want this anymore.
_________________________________
(EXHALES DEEPLY)
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
Russell?
_________________________________
Russell!
_________________________________
I'm gonna help Kevin, even if you won't!
_________________________________
(LEAF BLOWER WHIRRING)
_________________________________
No, Russell! No!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(WHOOPING)
_________________________________
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
_________________________________
Huh?
_________________________________
Russell?
_________________________________
Dug!
_________________________________
DUG: I was hiding under your porch
because I love you. Can I stay?
_________________________________
Can you stay?
Well, you're my dog, aren't you?
_________________________________
And I'm your master.
_________________________________
DUG: You're my master?
_________________________________
Oh, boy! Oh, boy!
_________________________________
CARL: Good boy, Dug!
You're a good boy!
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________
Yes!
_________________________________
Don't worry, Kevin. I'll save...
_________________________________
(GROWLING)
_________________________________
And they wouldn't believe me.
Just wait till they get a look at you.
_________________________________
ALPHA: Master?
_________________________________
-The small mailman has returned.
-What?
_________________________________
Let me go.
_________________________________
Where's your elderly friend?
_________________________________
He's not my friend anymore.
_________________________________
Well, if you're here,
Fredricksen can't be far behind.
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RUSSELL: Where are you
keeping Kevin?
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Let me go!
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BETA: Scream all you want,
small mailman.
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GAMMA: None of your mailman friends
can hear you.
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I'll unleash
all my Wilderness Explorer training!
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MUNTZ: Alpha,
Fredricksen's coming back.
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Guard that bird. If you see the old man,
you know what to do.
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Hey, where are you going?
I'm not finished with you!
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MUNTZ: Nice talking with you.
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Ahhh!
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Where are you, Fredricksen?
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(RUSSELL SCREAMING)
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Russell!
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-Mr. Fredricksen!
-Dug, bring her over!
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You came back for Kevin!
Let's go get her!
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CARL: I'm getting Kevin. You stay here.
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But I wanna help.
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I don't want your help.
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I want you safe.
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(GRUNTING)
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(GASPS)
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How do we get past these dogs?
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DUG: Point!
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Kevin.
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(SQUAWKS)
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Don't worry, Kevin. We're on our way.
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ALPHA: Allow no one to be entering
through these doors.
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Guard well that bird, my minions.
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What do we do now, Dug?
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(GNAWING)
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Who wants the ball?
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(DOGS CLAMORING)
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DOG 1: Me! I want it!
DOG 2: Me! I do!
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DOG 3: I want the ball!
DOG 4: Give it to me!
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Then go get it!
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GAMMA: I'm gonna get there first!
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GAMMA: Getting the ball!
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GAMMA: I got it!
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Uh-oh.
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(DOGS GROANING)
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I'm sorry, Kevin.
Let's get you out of here.
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GAMMA: Master! He's gone!
The old man!
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DOG 1: He's here!
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GAMMA: He's got the bird!
DOG 2: The bird's gone...
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Calm down! One at a time!
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I want to help!
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Ha-ha!
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(SCREAMING)
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(PANTING)
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DOG 3: He's in Hall D!
DOG 4: He's in Hall C!
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DOG 5: It's the old man!
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Does anyone know where they are?
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(GLASS SQUEAKING)
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(SCREAMING)
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Gray Leader? Take down the house.
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(SCREAMS)
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BETA: Gray Leader, checking in.
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GAMMA: Gray Two, checking in.
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GRAY THREE: Gray Three, checking in.
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BETA: Target sighted.
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(SCREAMING)
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Come on, Kevin.
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(BARKS)
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Ahhh!
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(BARKING)
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(GROWLING)
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DUG: Hi.
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(MUNTZ GRUNTING)
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(YELLS)
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(JOINTS CRACKING)
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Any last words, Fredricksen? Come on!
Spit it out!
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-Come on.
-Enough!
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I am taking that bird back with me.
Alive or dead!
_________________________________
Come on, Kevin.
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(CARL YELLS)
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(DUG WHIMPERS)
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(GROWLING)
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ALPHA: I will have many enjoyments
from what I am about to do, Dug.
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(SNARLING)
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DOG 1: He wears the Cone of Shame!
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ALPHA: (IN SQUEAKY VOICE) What?
Do not just continue sitting. Attack!
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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ALPHA: No, no! Stop your laughing!
Get this off of me!
_________________________________
DUG: Listen, you dog. Sit!
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ALL: Yes, Alpha.
_________________________________
DUG: Alpha? I am not Alpha. He is...
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Oh!
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(GRUNTS)
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I can't do it.
_________________________________
-CARL: Russell!
-Huh?
_________________________________
CARL: Kaw kaw, raaar!
Kaw kaw, raaar!
_________________________________
You leave Mr. Fredricksen alone!
_________________________________
Hey, squirrel!
_________________________________
GAMMA: Squirrel? Where?
Where? Where?
_________________________________
BETA: Where's the squirrel?
_________________________________
GAMMA: I hate squirrels.
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
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(GASPS)
_________________________________
Dug!
_________________________________
DUG: Master!
_________________________________
Russell! Over here! Let's go!
_________________________________
Mr. Fredricksen!
_________________________________
CARL: Go on, Kevin!
_________________________________
(GUN FIRES)
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
Russell! Get out of there!
_________________________________
No! Leave them alone!
_________________________________
Russell, hang on to Kevin!
Don't let go of her!
_________________________________
Kevin! Chocolate!
_________________________________
(SQUAWKS)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
RUSSELL: That was cool!
_________________________________
(ALL LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Don't jerk around so much, kid!
Easy, Russell.
_________________________________
DUG: Oh, I am ready to not be up high.
_________________________________
Sorry about your house,
Mr. Fredricksen.
_________________________________
You know, it's just a house.
_________________________________
(CARL LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(CHICKS CHIRPING)
_________________________________
Look at you. You're so soft.
_________________________________
(HONKS)
_________________________________
ALL: Aw!
_________________________________
I wish I could keep one.
_________________________________
(HISSES)
_________________________________
Where's my cane? I just had it here.
_________________________________
(GAGGING)
_________________________________
You know what? Keep them.
A little gift from me to you.
_________________________________
Bye, Kevin!
_________________________________
(HONKS)
_________________________________
Ready?
_________________________________
Ready.
_________________________________
(BARKING)
_________________________________
STRAUCH: And by receiving
their badges,
_________________________________
the following Explorers will graduate
to Senior Explorers.
_________________________________
For Extreme Mountaineering Lore.
Congratulations, Jimmy.
_________________________________
For Wild Animal Defensive Arts.
Congratulations, Brandon.
_________________________________
For Assisting the Elderly...
_________________________________
Uh, Russell, is there someone that...
_________________________________
Excuse me. Pardon me.
Old man coming through.
_________________________________
I'm here for him.
_________________________________
Congratulations, Russell. Sir.
_________________________________
Russell, for Assisting the Elderly
_________________________________
and for performing above
and beyond the call of duty,
_________________________________
I would like to award you
the highest honor I can bestow.
_________________________________
The Ellie badge.
_________________________________
Wow.
_________________________________
STRAUCH: All right,
I think that covers everybody.
_________________________________
So let's give a big Explorer call
_________________________________
to our brand new
Senior Wilderness Explorers.
_________________________________
Ready, everybody?
_________________________________
ALL: Kaw kaw, raaar!
Kaw kaw, raaar!
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(DOGS BARKING)
_________________________________
(DOGS HOWLING)
_________________________________
-Blue one.
-Red one.
_________________________________
-Blue one.
-DUG: Gray one.
_________________________________
-Red one.
-RUSSELL: That's a bike.
_________________________________
CARL: It's red, isn't it?
_________________________________
RUSSELL: Mr. Fredricksen,
you're cheating.
_________________________________
CARL: No, I'm not. Red one.
_________________________________
RUSSELL: That's a fire hydrant.
_________________________________
(BOTH LAUGHING)
_________________________________
CARL: Maybe I need new glasses.
_________________________________
RUSSELL: Another blue one.
_________________________________
Adventure is out there
It's heading our way
_________________________________
So grab your scarf and goggles
Let's fly
_________________________________
I've mapped out our journey
We're up here to stay
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A sunset is our home
A moonbeam we will own
_________________________________
My spirit of adventure is you
_________________________________
Brits, of nature, span the globe
That's too big to deny
_________________________________
With canine guards we'll travel there
and spit into their eye
_________________________________
Bang, bang
Once the smoke has cleared
_________________________________
After all the crowds have cheered
_________________________________
We'll make it our joint venture
Before we're in our dentures
_________________________________
My spirit of adventure is you
_________________________________
Adventure is out there
Let's crack some champagne
_________________________________
I've hung a hundred heads
on my wall
_________________________________
To say that I've traveled
is far too mundane
_________________________________
Let's grab our aero-fare
The high-brows will be there
_________________________________
The spirit of adventure
is something to indenture
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My spirit of adventure is you
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