_________________________________
_________________________________
(GIGGLING)
_________________________________
EDNA: Oh, my God.
_________________________________
Yes!
_________________________________
Of course you can leave
the baby overnight.
_________________________________
I'm sure filling in for Helen
is challenging, and you are very tired
_________________________________
and the other children need you
and miss you, and you must go to them.
_________________________________
Auntie Edna will take care
of everything,
_________________________________
so, drive safely and goodbye.
I enjoy our visits.
_________________________________
(LOCK KEYPAD CLACKING)
_________________________________
Okay, little one, show me
the breadth of your many powers.
_________________________________
(GIGGLES)
_________________________________
(COOS)
_________________________________
(STRAINING)
_________________________________
(GIGGLES AND COOS) Uh-oh.
_________________________________
Hmm... Curious.
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________
(GIGGLING)
_________________________________
(SPLATS)
_________________________________
(GIGGLING)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(CLATTERING)
_________________________________
(BAWLING)
_________________________________
(SLURPING)
_________________________________
(HICCUPS)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS AND SLURPS)
_________________________________
(CLANGS)
_________________________________
(GIGGLING)
_________________________________
(EXPLODES)
_________________________________
EDNA: Electromagnetism.
_________________________________
Hmm. That is all I need to see.
_________________________________
The work begins.
_________________________________
-(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)
-(JACK-JACK GIGGLES)
_________________________________
Interdimensional teleportation.
_________________________________
(JACK-JACK COOING)
_________________________________
(BABIES BABBLING)
_________________________________
(EDNA MUTTERING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMS AND GIGGLES)
_________________________________
No, that is imported!
_________________________________
-(BABBLES)
-From Tunisia.
_________________________________
(BABIES GIGGLING)
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
Oh! Hobnobs.
_________________________________
-Cookies. Delicious cookies.
-(BABIES EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________
Get back. Back, you beasts.
_________________________________
Back!
_________________________________
-(BABIES CRYING)
-(SIGHS)
_________________________________
That is all the cookies I possess.
_________________________________
Now, get yourselves together.
_________________________________
(JACK-JACK GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(JACK-JACK GROWLS)
_________________________________
-(EDNA GASPS)
-(YELLING)
_________________________________
-(GASPS)
-(THUDS)
_________________________________
-(THUDDING)
-(GROWLING)
_________________________________
(GASPS) My God.
_________________________________
(JACK-JACK SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Fascinating.
_________________________________
(JACK-JACK
CONTINUES SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(JACK-JACK COOS WEAKLY)
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
(COOS SOFTLY)
_________________________________
EDNA: Okay, come out and show me.
_________________________________
Work it, yes. There it is.
_________________________________
The room is yours.
_________________________________
They are lucky to be in your presence.
_________________________________
Now, the turn.
_________________________________
Yes! You are a tiny god.
_________________________________
(GIGGLING)
_________________________________
(BEEPING)
_________________________________
-Dada.
-Dada is here.
_________________________________
-Let's show him how fabulous you look.
-(GIGGLES)
_________________________________
(SMACKS LIPS)
_________________________________
Thanks again, E, for everything.
How much do I owe you for...
_________________________________
Oh, fish-posh, darling. Your bill
will be covered by my fee
_________________________________
for being Mr. Incredible, Elastigirl,
and Frozone's exclusive designer
_________________________________
throughout the known universe
and until the end of time.
_________________________________
But babysitting this one,
_________________________________
I do for free, darling.
_________________________________
-(GASPS) Robert.
-(GIGGLES)
_________________________________
Robert!
_________________________________
(MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
_________________________________
(GIGGLING)
_________________________________
EDNA: Oh, my God.
_________________________________
Yes!
_________________________________
Of course you can leave
the baby overnight.
_________________________________
I'm sure filling in for Helen
is challenging, and you are very tired
_________________________________
and the other children need you
and miss you, and you must go to them.
_________________________________
Auntie Edna will take care
of everything,
_________________________________
so, drive safely and goodbye.
I enjoy our visits.
_________________________________
(LOCK KEYPAD CLACKING)
_________________________________
Okay, little one, show me
the breadth of your many powers.
_________________________________
(GIGGLES)
_________________________________
(COOS)
_________________________________
(STRAINING)
_________________________________
(GIGGLES AND COOS) Uh-oh.
_________________________________
Hmm... Curious.
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________
(GIGGLING)
_________________________________
(SPLATS)
_________________________________
(GIGGLING)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(CLATTERING)
_________________________________
(BAWLING)
_________________________________
(SLURPING)
_________________________________
(HICCUPS)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS AND SLURPS)
_________________________________
(CLANGS)
_________________________________
(GIGGLING)
_________________________________
(EXPLODES)
_________________________________
EDNA: Electromagnetism.
_________________________________
Hmm. That is all I need to see.
_________________________________
The work begins.
_________________________________
-(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)
-(JACK-JACK GIGGLES)
_________________________________
Interdimensional teleportation.
_________________________________
(JACK-JACK COOING)
_________________________________
(BABIES BABBLING)
_________________________________
(EDNA MUTTERING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMS AND GIGGLES)
_________________________________
No, that is imported!
_________________________________
-(BABBLES)
-From Tunisia.
_________________________________
(BABIES GIGGLING)
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
Oh! Hobnobs.
_________________________________
-Cookies. Delicious cookies.
-(BABIES EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________
Get back. Back, you beasts.
_________________________________
Back!
_________________________________
-(BABIES CRYING)
-(SIGHS)
_________________________________
That is all the cookies I possess.
_________________________________
Now, get yourselves together.
_________________________________
(JACK-JACK GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(JACK-JACK GROWLS)
_________________________________
-(EDNA GASPS)
-(YELLING)
_________________________________
-(GASPS)
-(THUDS)
_________________________________
-(THUDDING)
-(GROWLING)
_________________________________
(GASPS) My God.
_________________________________
(JACK-JACK SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Fascinating.
_________________________________
(JACK-JACK
CONTINUES SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(JACK-JACK COOS WEAKLY)
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
(COOS SOFTLY)
_________________________________
EDNA: Okay, come out and show me.
_________________________________
Work it, yes. There it is.
_________________________________
The room is yours.
_________________________________
They are lucky to be in your presence.
_________________________________
Now, the turn.
_________________________________
Yes! You are a tiny god.
_________________________________
(GIGGLING)
_________________________________
(BEEPING)
_________________________________
-Dada.
-Dada is here.
_________________________________
-Let's show him how fabulous you look.
-(GIGGLES)
_________________________________
(SMACKS LIPS)
_________________________________
Thanks again, E, for everything.
How much do I owe you for...
_________________________________
Oh, fish-posh, darling. Your bill
will be covered by my fee
_________________________________
for being Mr. Incredible, Elastigirl,
and Frozone's exclusive designer
_________________________________
throughout the known universe
and until the end of time.
_________________________________
But babysitting this one,
_________________________________
I do for free, darling.
_________________________________
-(GASPS) Robert.
-(GIGGLES)
_________________________________
Robert!
_________________________________
(MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(DOORBELL RINGING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Is Riley here?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Red alert!
_________________________________
_________________________________
-(ALARM BLARING)
-AUTOMATED VOICE: Boy. Boy.
_________________________________
_________________________________
AUTOMATED VOICE: Boy. Boy. Boy.
_________________________________
I don't like this.
_________________________________
_________________________________
This can't be a date! She's only 12!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Let's probe, but layer it
with cool words the kids say,
_________________________________
_________________________________
so it's not obvious.
_________________________________
Did she just say "fo sheezy"?
_________________________________
_________________________________
I don't understand. What's happening?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Ugh, this is just embarrassing.
_________________________________
_________________________________
I can't. I can't.
_________________________________
I know what you're doing here, Jordan.
_________________________________
_________________________________
You don't think that I know what
you know, but I know, you little punk!
_________________________________
_________________________________
He's not good enough for Riley.
_________________________________
_________________________________
No one is!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Go back to jail!
_________________________________
_________________________________
DAD'S ANGER: What are you
looking for, Jordan? Something to steal?
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Like our daughter.
-Should we say something?
_________________________________
_________________________________
No, no, no. He'll be expecting that.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Give him the silent treatment.
He's about to crack, I can feel it.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-(LOUD ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
-Whoa, dude! Awesome!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Sir, no response.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Two can play at your mind games,
Jordan. Intimidate!
_________________________________
Dude, what's he looking at?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Probably your dumb hat.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Whoa!
-(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
-(GRUNTS)
-(CRASHING)
_________________________________
-Sir, intimidation is failing.
-(SCOFFS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Increase the pressure. Engage.
_________________________________
Sir, that sounds like backtalk.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(GROANS) That's it! He's outta here!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Give him the boot.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Yes, sir. Launching boot.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(ALARM BLARING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
On my mark. In five, four, three...
_________________________________
Wait. We were in a band.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
Stop talking like that!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Wait. Where's Jordan?
_________________________________
Sir, the wife has initiated contact.
What do we do?
_________________________________
_________________________________
This is our chance. Give her the look.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SCOFFS) He's making
that stupid face again.
_________________________________
_________________________________
MOM'S ANGER: Ugh.
Should we smack him?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Come on. He's adorable.
_________________________________
_________________________________
There's the signal.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-(KEYBOARDS CLACKING)
-We are go. Repeat, we are go.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Contact in five, four, three, two...
_________________________________
_________________________________
-(CHEERING)
-(LOUD ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
(EXPLOSION)
_________________________________
(EXPLOSION)
_________________________________
(POP MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
I'm good. You guys good?
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Yeah. I'm good.
-Yeah, I'm good here.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Good.
-(MUSIC STOPS PLAYING)
_________________________________
__________________________________________________________________
(DOORBELL RINGING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Is Riley here?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Red alert!
_________________________________
_________________________________
-(ALARM BLARING)
-AUTOMATED VOICE: Boy. Boy.
_________________________________
_________________________________
AUTOMATED VOICE: Boy. Boy. Boy.
_________________________________
_________________________________
There's a boy in my house.
_________________________________
_________________________________
I knew she was going skating,
but I thought it was with her friends.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Why is there a boy in my house?
_________________________________
_________________________________
This isn't a date, is it? I'll ask Riley.
_________________________________
_________________________________
I don't like this.
_________________________________
_________________________________
This can't be a date! She's only 12!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Let's probe, but layer it
with cool words the kids say,
_________________________________
_________________________________
so it's not obvious.
_________________________________
_________________________________
So, what's the dealio with Jordan?
_________________________________
_________________________________
O- M-G, he is awesome-sauce
fo sheezy.
_________________________________
_________________________________
MOM: I'm not playin'.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Did she just say "fo sheezy"?
_________________________________
_________________________________
I don't understand. What's happening?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Ugh, this is just embarrassing.
_________________________________
_________________________________
I can't. I can't.
_________________________________
_________________________________
MOM: Holla!
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SNIFFLES)
_________________________________
_________________________________
I know what you're doing here, Jordan.
_________________________________
_________________________________
You don't think that I know what
you know, but I know, you little punk!
_________________________________
_________________________________
He's not good enough for Riley.
_________________________________
_________________________________
No one is!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Go back to jail!
_________________________________
_________________________________
DAD'S ANGER: What are you
looking for, Jordan? Something to steal?
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Like our daughter.
-Should we say something?
_________________________________
_________________________________
No, no, no. He'll be expecting that.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Give him the silent treatment.
He's about to crack, I can feel it.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-(LOUD ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
-Whoa, dude! Awesome!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Sir, no response.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Two can play at your mind games,
Jordan. Intimidate!
_________________________________
_________________________________
(INHALES SHARPLY)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Dude, what's he looking at?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Probably your dumb hat.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Whoa!
-(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
-(GRUNTS)
-(CRASHING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Sir, intimidation is failing.
-(SCOFFS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Increase the pressure. Engage.
_________________________________
_________________________________
So, Jordan,
what do you like to do for fun?
_________________________________
_________________________________
I don't know. Stuff.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Sir, that sounds like backtalk.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(GROANS) That's it! He's outta here!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Give him the boot.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Yes, sir. Launching boot.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(ALARM BLARING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
On my mark. In five, four, three...
_________________________________
_________________________________
Oh...
_________________________________
_________________________________
I play in a band. That's fun.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Wait. We were in a band.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
I was in a band, lead guitar.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Cool. I rock the bass.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-We played a lot ofAC/DC.
-Yeah, my favorite band is AC/DC.
_________________________________
-(GASPS)
-(GASPS)
-What.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Mom, ew, it's not a date.
_________________________________
_________________________________
We're going skating
with a group of friends.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Oh, fun. That'll be off the hook. L-O-L.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Stop talking like that!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Wait. Where's Jordan?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Did you leave Jordan with Dad?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Mom! This is so embarrassing.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Riley, your father
would never do any...
_________________________________
_________________________________
(LOUD ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Yeah!
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Awesome.
-(CRASHING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Bye, Mom. Bye, Dad.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Have fun.
-Peace out, my homies.
_________________________________
You know, Jordan's a good kid.
_________________________________
You know, Jordan's a good kid.
_________________________________
You're not so bad yourself.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Sir, the wife has initiated contact.
What do we do?
_________________________________
_________________________________
This is our chance. Give her the look.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SCOFFS) He's making
that stupid face again.
_________________________________
_________________________________
MOM'S ANGER: Ugh.
Should we smack him?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Come on. He's adorable.
_________________________________
_________________________________
There's the signal.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-(KEYBOARDS CLACKING)
-We are go. Repeat, we are go.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Contact in five, four, three, two...
_________________________________
_________________________________
-(CHEERING)
-(LOUD ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
(EXPLOSION)
_________________________________
(EXPLOSION)
_________________________________
(POP MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
I'm good. You guys good?
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Yeah. I'm good.
-Yeah, I'm good here.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Good.
-(MUSIC STOPS PLAYING)
_________________________________
Okay, that's enough.
_________________________________
Okay, that's enough.
_________________________________
Ah, yeah. Um... I'll go fix the table.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Miss Fritter's Racing School
_________________________________
_________________________________
RACE ANNOUNCER:
We witnessed racing history today,
_________________________________
as newcomer Cruz Ramirez upset
Jackson Storm to win the Florida 500.
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
Cruz, let's put this right here,
where it'll be safe and sound.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
MISS FRITTER: Are you feeling like
your life is forever stuck in neutral?
_________________________________
Or the road you're on
is one long dead-end street?
_________________________________
Well, that's how I used to feel
when I was driving
_________________________________
for the Lower Belleville
County Unified School District.
_________________________________
But I changed the direction of my life
_________________________________
when I started
Miss Fritter's Racing Skoool!
_________________________________
And I can help you
_________________________________
-change the direction of your life, too!
-(IMPACTS)
_________________________________
I lost my job
_________________________________
because I had a broken siren
and I was accident prone.
_________________________________
But thanks to Miss Fritter,
_________________________________
I've turned my accident proneness
into my greatest strength.
_________________________________
And she helped me fix my siren, too.
_________________________________
(IMITATES SIREN BLARING)
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
So, I go see my mechanic
for a routine service, right?
_________________________________
He says to me,
_________________________________
"Take a look in the rearview.
_________________________________
"Your got high oil pressure,
your steering's shot,
_________________________________
"and your odometer's
about to turn over.
_________________________________
"It's time for you to shift gears
_________________________________
"and learn to relax."
_________________________________
-(IMPACTS)
-(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
-FARE: Hey! What!?
-(HONKS)
_________________________________
-(HONKS)
-Oh.
_________________________________
FARE: Hey! Whoo-hoo! Over here!
_________________________________
I'm still talking here.
_________________________________
So, I took my mechanic's advice
_________________________________
and enrolled
in Miss Fritter's Racing Skoool.
_________________________________
And now, I'm as relaxed as a VW van.
_________________________________
(KNOCK KNOCK)
_________________________________
I was lost, driving day after day
on an endless road to nowhere.
_________________________________
-Then...
-(IMPACTS)
_________________________________
But don't take our word for it.
_________________________________
Go ask two
of our most recent graduates.
_________________________________
MISS FRITTER: Lightning McQueen
and Cruz Ramirez.
_________________________________
FARE: (AS McQUEEN)
Miss Fritter is the best.
_________________________________
ARVY: (AS CRUZ)
She taught me everything I know.
_________________________________
So race on down now
to Miss Fritter's Racing Skoool!
_________________________________
Or call us at 1-CRAZY-844-RETTIRF.
_________________________________
That's "Fritter" spelled backwards.
_________________________________
Or find us on the Internets,
_________________________________
at youreguaranteedtohaveablast.com.
_________________________________
-(HONKING)
-(CHEERING AND LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Maybe that wasn't
such a safe place after all.
_________________________________
MISS FRITTER: Yeah.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(PROJECTOR WHIRRING)
_________________________________
(BOTH YAWN)
_________________________________
Who are we talking about?
_________________________________
BOTH: Oh!
_________________________________
Yeah, that little fish who
crossed the ocean to find her parents.
_________________________________
-(LAUGHING) Her parents!
-(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
Oh, yeah. No, no, I've known her
since she was a cute little guppy.
_________________________________
When I met her, I don't know, I find of
got a strange first impression.
_________________________________
I'll be honest, the second impression
wasn't much better.
_________________________________
Well, I don't...
_________________________________
Look, I don't want to brag,
but I could sense her before I saw her.
_________________________________
No, I'm not kidding.
_________________________________
Yeah, I have this thing
called echolocation.
_________________________________
Well, it's...
_________________________________
You know what, rather than explain it,
I can give you a little.
_________________________________
Sure. Uh, if you could just give me
a little bit of room.
_________________________________
Thank you so much.
_________________________________
(CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________
Okay.
(CONTINUES CLEARING THROAT)
_________________________________
She never said a mean word to anyone.
_________________________________
-Always kind.
-Always kind.
_________________________________
-Always forgiving.
-Always forgiving.
_________________________________
-Yeah, a giant heart.
-Giant heart.
_________________________________
Yeah.
_________________________________
(CLEARING THROAT)
Okay, here we go.
_________________________________
(VOCALIZING)
_________________________________
Just a sec.
_________________________________
(CONTINUES VOCALIZING)
_________________________________
Just a sec.
_________________________________
This never happens.
_________________________________
Somebody wearing metal?
_________________________________
You know, it's funny,
I thought she didn't like me at first
_________________________________
'cause she could never
remember my name.
_________________________________
But then I realized
she never remembered anyone's name.
_________________________________
(CONTINUES VOCALIZING)
You have got to want it.
_________________________________
You got to want it. Get in there!
_________________________________
(HIGH-PITCHED VOCALIZING)
_________________________________
Here we go.
_________________________________
Now, I'm feeling it. And there it goes.
_________________________________
I don't know what's happening,
and I apologize.
_________________________________
Here's the thing though.
I don't usually care for upbeat so much.
_________________________________
but she grew on me, okay?
_________________________________
She tends to grow on you,
whether you like it or not.
_________________________________
I am quite large.
_________________________________
She used to play
Hide and Go Seek in my mouth.
_________________________________
Olly, olly, oxen free.
_________________________________
Mmm, I don't remember any of that.
_________________________________
(PROJECTOR STOPS WHIRRING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
_________________________________
Miss Fritter's Racing School
_________________________________
_________________________________
RACE ANNOUNCER:
We witnessed racing history today,
_________________________________
as newcomer Cruz Ramirez upset
Jackson Storm to win the Florida 500.
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
Cruz, let's put this right here,
where it'll be safe and sound.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
MISS FRITTER: Are you feeling like
your life is forever stuck in neutral?
_________________________________
Or the road you're on
is one long dead-end street?
_________________________________
Well, that's how I used to feel
when I was driving
_________________________________
for the Lower Belleville
County Unified School District.
_________________________________
But I changed the direction of my life
_________________________________
when I started
Miss Fritter's Racing Skoool!
_________________________________
And I can help you
_________________________________
-change the direction of your life, too!
-(IMPACTS)
_________________________________
I lost my job
_________________________________
because I had a broken siren
and I was accident prone.
_________________________________
But thanks to Miss Fritter,
_________________________________
I've turned my accident proneness
into my greatest strength.
_________________________________
And she helped me fix my siren, too.
_________________________________
(IMITATES SIREN BLARING)
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
So, I go see my mechanic
for a routine service, right?
_________________________________
He says to me,
_________________________________
"Take a look in the rearview.
_________________________________
"Your got high oil pressure,
your steering's shot,
_________________________________
"and your odometer's
about to turn over.
_________________________________
"It's time for you to shift gears
_________________________________
"and learn to relax."
_________________________________
-(IMPACTS)
-(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
-FARE: Hey! What!?
-(HONKS)
_________________________________
-(HONKS)
-Oh.
_________________________________
FARE: Hey! Whoo-hoo! Over here!
_________________________________
I'm still talking here.
_________________________________
So, I took my mechanic's advice
_________________________________
and enrolled
in Miss Fritter's Racing Skoool.
_________________________________
And now, I'm as relaxed as a VW van.
_________________________________
(KNOCK KNOCK)
_________________________________
I was lost, driving day after day
on an endless road to nowhere.
_________________________________
-Then...
-(IMPACTS)
_________________________________
But don't take our word for it.
_________________________________
Go ask two
of our most recent graduates.
_________________________________
MISS FRITTER: Lightning McQueen
and Cruz Ramirez.
_________________________________
FARE: (AS McQUEEN)
Miss Fritter is the best.
_________________________________
ARVY: (AS CRUZ)
She taught me everything I know.
_________________________________
So race on down now
to Miss Fritter's Racing Skoool!
_________________________________
Or call us at 1-CRAZY-844-RETTIRF.
_________________________________
That's "Fritter" spelled backwards.
_________________________________
Or find us on the Internets,
_________________________________
at youreguaranteedtohaveablast.com.
_________________________________
-(HONKING)
-(CHEERING AND LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Maybe that wasn't
such a safe place after all.
_________________________________
MISS FRITTER: Yeah.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(PROJECTOR WHIRRING)
_________________________________
(BOTH YAWN)
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Who are we talking about?
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BOTH: Oh!
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Yeah, that little fish who
crossed the ocean to find her parents.
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-(LAUGHING) Her parents!
-(LAUGHS)
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Oh, yeah. No, no, I've known her
since she was a cute little guppy.
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When I met her, I don't know, I find of
got a strange first impression.
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I'll be honest, the second impression
wasn't much better.
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Well, I don't...
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Look, I don't want to brag,
but I could sense her before I saw her.
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No, I'm not kidding.
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Yeah, I have this thing
called echolocation.
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Well, it's...
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You know what, rather than explain it,
I can give you a little.
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Sure. Uh, if you could just give me
a little bit of room.
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Thank you so much.
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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Okay.
(CONTINUES CLEARING THROAT)
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She never said a mean word to anyone.
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-Always kind.
-Always kind.
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-Always forgiving.
-Always forgiving.
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-Yeah, a giant heart.
-Giant heart.
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Yeah.
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(CLEARING THROAT)
Okay, here we go.
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(VOCALIZING)
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Just a sec.
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(CONTINUES VOCALIZING)
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Just a sec.
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This never happens.
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Somebody wearing metal?
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You know, it's funny,
I thought she didn't like me at first
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'cause she could never
remember my name.
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But then I realized
she never remembered anyone's name.
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(CONTINUES VOCALIZING)
You have got to want it.
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You got to want it. Get in there!
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(HIGH-PITCHED VOCALIZING)
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Here we go.
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Now, I'm feeling it. And there it goes.
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I don't know what's happening,
and I apologize.
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Here's the thing though.
I don't usually care for upbeat so much.
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but she grew on me, okay?
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She tends to grow on you,
whether you like it or not.
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I am quite large.
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She used to play
Hide and Go Seek in my mouth.
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Olly, olly, oxen free.
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Mmm, I don't remember any of that.
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(PROJECTOR STOPS WHIRRING)
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