Tuesday, January 23, 2018

Frozen Fever (Tinker Bell and the Pirate Fairy) — Subtitles (en) — Search for video captions

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(WHISTLING)
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(GULLS SQUAWKING)
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BONES: (SCOTTISH ACCENT)
I was Flint's first mate that voyage,
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three days east of Tortola
in the Caribie.
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Flint knew an island.
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That's where we buried the treasure.
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Gold and blood,
they were Flint's trademarks.
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He'd leave both behind him that day.
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(SINGING) Shiver my timbers
shiver my soul
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Yo ho, heave ho
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There are men whose hearts
are black as coal
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Yo ho, heave ho
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And they sailed their ship
'cross the ocean blue
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A bloodthirsty captain
and a cutthroat crew
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It's as dark a tale as was ever told
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Of the lust for treasure
and the love of gold
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Shiver my timbers
shiver my sides
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Yo ho, heave ho
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There are hungers as strong
as the wind and tides
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Yo ho, heave ho
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And as those buccaneers
drown their sins in rum
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The devil himself would
have to call them scum
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Every man aboard would have
killed his mate
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For a bag of guineas or a piece of eight
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A piece of eight
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-A piece of eight
-A five, six, seven, eight
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Hulla wacka, ulla wacka
something not right
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Many wicked icky things
gonna happen tonight
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Hulla wacka, moolah wacka
sailor man beware
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Where de money in de ground
dere's murder in de air
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Murder in the air
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One more time now.
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Shiver my timbers
shiver my bones
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Yo ho, heave ho
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There are secrets that sleep
with old Davy Jones
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Yo ho, heave ho
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When the mainsail's set
and the anchor's weighed
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There's no turning back
from any course that's laid
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And when greed and villainy
sail the sea
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You can bet your boots
there'll be treachery
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(LAUGHING)
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Shiver my timbers
shiver my sails
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Dead men tell no tales
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(GUNSHOTS)
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(FAIRIES CHATTERING
INDISTINCTLY)
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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If I could reach the top of the world
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Be all I am
It'd be so beautiful
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If only I could be brave
and I could be strong
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I would know where I belong
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(LAUGHING)
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If only
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I wanna feel free to be who I am
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What I'm about is more than I've been
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Ready to show the world who I am
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Oh!
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A little bit of sun.
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Oh, look!
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Hey, Zarina!
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Oh.
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Out of pixie dust again, sug?
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(CHUCKLING) You know me, Rosetta.
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I could give you some tips
on conserving your supply.
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I may just take you up on that, Dessa.
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A Dust Keeper Fairy
who's always out of pixie dust.
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Ironic, isn't it?
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Right there. Nice. Okay.
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Rinse time!
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Time to dry!
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Hey, Z! Wings okay?
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Just enjoying a stroll. But thanks, Fawn.
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Nice wind, Vidia.
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-Thanks. What's a "stroll"?
-(CHIRPING)
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(LAUGHING)
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Oh, no!
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So I could be who I am
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Yeah, yeah, yeah
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I'm closer to where I'm meant to be
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If I try I know that I can get there
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I'm not gonna stop 'cause I believe
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-(BLOWS)
-(FAIRY BLOWING CONCH)
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That there's so much more to me
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So much more
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(GRUNTING)
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I wanna feel free to be who I am
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What I'm about is more than I've been
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Ready to show the world who I am
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Started it out, but I'm holding in
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Find my own place to stay
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So I can be who I am
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Uh...
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We put the dust in the bags
and they stay there, right?
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And yet, we sprinkle dust
on top of something,
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and it floats.
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(ALL GASP)
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Well, that's just how pixie dust works.
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Well, yes, I know,
but "Why?" is the question.
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Know what I mean?
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Not even a little?
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Never once had the thought?
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FAIRY GARY: Good morning,
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-Dust Keepers!
-Oh!
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DUST KEEPER FAIRIES:
Good morning, Fairy Gary!
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All right, let's see.
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On blue dust duty today we have, uh...
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-What were we on?
-"Y."
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Ah! Yes. Yvette.
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Yvette is out for the day, Fairy Gary.
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Dust-Keeper elbow flared up again.
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(GASPS) That's fantastic!
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I mean, poor, poor Yvette.
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Well, um, that brings us to...
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"Z."
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(SIGHS)
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Zarina, you're up!
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Uh-oh.
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Can you believe it?
I mean, one day early.
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It's so exciting!
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Uh... Six clicks to the right.
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Yes, thank you.
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-Wow.
-Careful, now!
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After last time,
I'm sure I don't have to remind you
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just how potent and powerful...
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-No touching, I promise.
-Attagirl!
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All right, then. Exactly 26 specks.
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But why 26?
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-And here we go.
-Why not 25?
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What would happen
if we put in, say, 27?
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-We put in 26.
-But why?
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Ah, Zarina, you're the most
inquisitive fairy I've ever known.
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Correction, it's a tie.
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Let's just say, you're the Tinker Bell
of Dust Keepers.
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But why do you say it
like it's a bad thing?
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Because we don't work
with twigs and acorn caps.
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We work with pixie dust.
It's our lifeblood.
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There's no room for error.
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(LAUGHS)
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Blue dust.
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One of nature's mightiest multipliers.
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It takes the golden dust
from a trickle to a roar.
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No matter how many times
I see it, just... Wow!
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Indeed.
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Okay, but if there's blue dust,
why can't there be other colors?
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Because there aren't.
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And maybe those other colors
do other things.
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What if there was, I don't know, purple?
(GASPS)
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What if there's pink?
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(LAUGHS)
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The day someone finds pink pixie dust
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is the day I trade in my kilt for trousers.
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Well, what if we don't find it?
What if we make it?
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Listen carefully, Zarina.
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We do not tamper with pixie dust.
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It is far too powerful.
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But if we don't,
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we'll never fully understand
what it's capable of.
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That is not our job.
We're Dust Keepers.
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We nurture the dust, maintain it,
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measure it, package it,
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and distribute it.
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A beautiful tradition, day in, day out,
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-passed from one generation...
-(BLOWS)
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-...to the next, to the next, to the next.
-Oh!
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(GASPS)
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(ZARINA GASPS)
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-Oh! Ahh!
-Oh, no!
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-Fairy Gary!
-(GROANS)
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-Are you okay?
-(GRUNTS)
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Technically, I didn't touch it this time.
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The cap?
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Let me be absolutely clear, Zarina.
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Dust Keepers are forbidden
to tamper with pixie dust.
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BONES: Oh, aye.
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Fifteen men went ashore that day,
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and only Flint, his own self, returned.
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Oh, aye, and then old Flinty
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up and died before they could get
back to that cursed island
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and get the treasure.
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No one knows to this day
who has old Flint's map.
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ALL: Now, isn't that a story
worth the hearing?
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It was the first dozen times we heard it.
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I'll drink to that. (CHUCKLES)
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But who has the map now, huh?
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Some black-hearted,
squid-sucking buccaneer?
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Or maybe it's
our very own Jim Hawkins!
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Eh, Jimmy?
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If I had it, my friends and I
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wouldn't be here
serving you rum, Mr. Bones.
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That's right.
We'd be searching for that treasure,
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sailing the seven seas
on a five-year mission,
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boldly going where no man
has gone before.
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-Say, that's catchy!
-Huh. Not me.
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(CHUCKLES) If I had that treasure map,
I'd tradin' it for a decent meal.
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Hey, Gonzo, you think
he's gonna eat this?
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Aye! Beware the one-legged man!
He's the one to fear!
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Don't worry, Captain.
We'll watch for him.
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Yeah, I'll watch for him.
If he's deliverin' a pizza.
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(LAUGHING) Oh!
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Even old Flinty feared him.
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If he comes pokin' 'round here,
you run for me whippety-quick!
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-If we see him, we'll tell you.
-Yeah. One leg, three heads,
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couple of dozen noses,
if anything weird happens...
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And it'll be nay jokin' matter, hose nose.
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The one-legged man brings death.
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BLUVERIDGE: Time, gentlemen!
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-Closing time!
-(ALL GROANING)
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Ya pays your bills
and then ya shove off.
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-Go on, out ya go!
-(MOOING)
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(GROANS, SIGHS)
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-You're drunk again, are ya?
-(MOOS)
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Boys, look at the state of this place!
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How comes it gets to be
such a pigsty, huh?
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Pigsty? Hey!
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No offense meant, gentlemen, sirs.
No offense meant.
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-Here's to you, boys.
-BLUVERIDGE: Time!
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-I'm away to my room.
-PATRON: Thank you, Mr. Bones.
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GONZO: Thank you, Billy.
BLUVERIDGE: There you go!
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Don't forget to come back tomorrow
for our lunchtime special.
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-Roast suckling...
-TOGETHER: Huh?
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Potatoes, sir.
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-(CHUCKLING) Potatoes.
-Oh. All right.
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-No... No offense, madam. No offense.
-Ha!
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(GROWLS)
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All right, boys.
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(RASPBERRY)
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When you're finished here,
you can go and clean up in the kitchen.
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I left some table scraps
in there for your supper.
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Oh, yes, and, boys,
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last night you forgot
to put out the lantern!
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If you forget that again,
there'll be no table scraps for a week!
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(GROWLS)
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Hmm.
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No result.
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No result. No result.
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No result. Ugh!
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Huh?
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Hmm.
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Two parts sunflower seed,
a dash of moonflower.
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(GASPING)
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Huh.
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(GASPS)
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(INHALES SHARPLY)
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(LAUGHING)
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It worked!
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Oh! Hey, Zarina!
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-What brings you...
-Tinker Bell...
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-...here?
-Remember how you were
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the first one to use lost things,
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and everyone thought
you were kind of crazy?
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I believe Fairy Mary called them "junk."
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Exactly! But now, even she uses them
and tinkering is better than ever.
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Well, that's nice of...
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And remember how you crossed
the Winter border
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when you knew it wasn't allowed,
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but you just had to anyway?
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I like to think it was more of a grey area.
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-Good. Now, keep that in mind.
-Whoa!
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TINKER BELL: You...
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You're bending light.
You're bending light?
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But you're not a Light Fairy.
You're a Dust Keeper.
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Amazing, right?
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Uh, but, how?
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Whoa!
You found orange pixie dust?
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No, Tink. I made orange pixie dust.
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That's never been done before.
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Exactly! I knew you'd understand.
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Now, I can finally figure out
everything pixie dust is capable of.
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Oh, what does Fairy Gary
think about all this?
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Uh...
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-He doesn't exactly know.
-What?
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ZARINA: He doesn't really think
we should tamper with pixie dust.
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-Do you mind stirring?
-Uh, okay.
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I guess he thinks it's just too powerful.
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-Oh! You can't stop.
-Oh! Uh...
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(CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY)
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Is that blue dust?
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You're doing this with blue dust?
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Yes, and it just takes the tiniest bit.
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Can you believe it?
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-Back up a little.
-Uh...
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ZARINA: Huh.
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(SCREAMS)
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(GASPS)
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-Wow.
-ZARINA: Purple pixie dust.
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(GASPS) Wind!
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Purple equals fast-flying talent!
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Huh. (GASPS)
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-Uh...
-(GIGGLES)
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-Garden talent next!
-Uh...
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-Zarina?
-Pink pixie dust...
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Maybe you should, you know,
slow down a bit.
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Five pieces of petal
for every three drops of extract.
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-Uh, should it be bubbling like that?
-Mmm-hmm.
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Two? This time you're adding two?
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Uh-huh.
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(BOTH YELP)
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Zarina! Are you okay?
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Tinker Fairy Gary some trousers,
because I just made pink pixie dust.
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Zarina, this seems kind of dangerous.
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Do you know what this means, Tink?
I've finally found my "lost things."
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Dust-keeping will change forever!
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Zarina, I really think you should stop!
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What? (YELPS)
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(GASPS)
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(RUMBLING)
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(BOTH GASP)
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Oh, no! No, no, no, no, no.
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-(ALL GASPING)
-MALE FAIRY: Whoa! Look out!
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(GASPS)
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(YELPS)
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(SCREAMING)
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Huh?
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(GASPING)
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Oh, no!
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No! (GRUNTING)
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Ow! Oh!
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Oh, no!
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Whoa!
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(FAIRY GARY GRUNTING)
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(SIGHS)
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(COUGHING)
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(SIGHING)
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Huh?
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No...
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Hmm?
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(PANTING)
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CLARION: Oh!
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How did this happen?
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(PANTING)
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-(ALL TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
-Oh, no!
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What happened?
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-Tink, are you okay?
-Oh, my.
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-Yeah.
-Who grew these?
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(FAIRY GARY CLEARING THROAT)
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I'm so sorry. I'll help rebuild the depot.
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I'll come in early, I'll stay late!
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You were told not
to tamper with pixie dust.
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I think it's best
if you don't come in at all.
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What are you saying?
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You are no longer a Dust Keeper.
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It's simply too dangerous.
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We'll start rebuilding in the morning,
Queen Clarion.
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(SIGHS)
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(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
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-ELSA: Her head is so bright?
-(BABY ANNA COOING)
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Will it shine at night?
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QUEEN: (LAUGHS) No, no.
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Anna had golden hair. That's all.
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Do you want to build a snowman?
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(SINGING) This flowing water
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Reflects the sun in your eyes
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I wish you could see
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The part of me that I must hide inside
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They think I can control it
But as time goes by
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This power's getting stronger
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Who am I?
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Will I be defined by this curse
I hold inside
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Could I be deprived of a life
that I deserve
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Just because life thru me a curve
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I'm just a girl, with a touch of ice
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I love you, Olaf!
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For you, it's easy
To be who you really are
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I wish you could give
The true kiss that wakes me up inside
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But nothing can control this
And as years go by
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It will only get stronger
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Who am I?
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(LAUGHING)
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Will I be defined by this curse
I hold inside
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Could I be deprived of a life
that I deserve
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Just because life thru me a curve
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I'm so much more,
than just a touch of ice
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What would I give
You hold your hand in mine
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And really live
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Who am I?
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Anna!
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Elsa, what have you done?
This is getting out of hand.
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Could I be deprived of a life
that I deserve
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Just because life thru me a curve
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I'm warm inside,
I'm warm inside
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With not much to hide, well...
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Just a touch of ice
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GONZO: (GRUNTING)
You're standing on my ear!
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Easy. Whoa, whoa, whoa! Easy, Rizzo!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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That's it. Steady.
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-I hate my life.
-I hate your life too.
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If I had a life, I'd hate it.
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I should just run off to sea
like my father did.
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He was my age when he sailed to
China as a cabin boy.
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He wound up a first mate.
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Run off to sea
and just leave everybody?
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Who's everybody?
I'm an orphan. I've got no family.
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-Hey, you got us!
-Yeah, we're family. Ah, got it.
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-Whoa! Oh!
-Oh!
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Ow!
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(BOTH GROANING)
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I mean, some family we are.
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Be serious, Rizzo.
We don't exactly look alike.
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Okay, all right.
So I'm a rat and you're human being
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-and Gonzo's a, uh...
-Uh, whatever.
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Yeah. I mean, we're still...
We're still family.
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Yeah. Yeah,
but I wish my life were more like
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one of Captain Bones' adventures.
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sailing the high seas
and searching for buried treasure.
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Yeah, discovering
lost islands and weird civilizations.
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Navigating with
my father's old compass.
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to wherever the wind may take us.
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Off to Zanzibar
to meet the Zanzibarbarians.
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Here they go again.
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To the southwest, pirate galleons!
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To the southeast, multi-armed
Zanzibanian shark women
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and their exploding wigs of death!
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BLUVERIDGE:
To the northwest, dirty dishes!
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How does she do that?
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-Might as well start. I'll wash.
-Yeah. I'll dry.
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GONZO: I'll break!
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(SINGING) I look around here
and I want to cry
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-Ah, me too!
-Yeah.
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I feel like the world is passing me by
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Hey, hey, hey!
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It is.
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And I just can't help but wonder
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Am I doomed to wash and dry
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and is it a curse I'm under
to do it 'til I die
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-Oh, I hope not!
-Yeah.
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When I could be an explorer
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Sure ya could.
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Sailing off to distant lands
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Not so fast.
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Instead of spending every afternoon
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Just getting dishpan hands
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My future looks like nowhere
that I want to be
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There's gotta be something better
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Something better
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There's got to be something
better than this for me
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Well, now you're talkin'!
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If it's weird and wild
let's go and finds it
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(LAUGHING)
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The crazier, the better is what I say
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Yeah, that's true. (CHUCKLES)
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To tell the truth I
really wouldn't mind it
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Mind what?
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If we found someplace
with 10 square meals a day
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(BOTH CHUCKLING)
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Let danger call my name
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If it does I'm gonna hide
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I'll put my courage to the test
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And I'll be by your side
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He'll be by your side
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There's gotta be
something better than this
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-Something more than this
-I know that there's so much out there
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-To see
-To see
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And I know this life I'm living
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Can't be my destiny
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There's gotta be something better
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Something better
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There's got to be something
better than this for me
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-And me!
-Wait a minute. What about me?
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There's something better
than this for you and
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Me
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Enough with this singin'!
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Rum! I need rum, lads!
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I got the horrors! Give me rum!
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-(SHOUTS)
-Rum 'til I float!
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All right! All right! Just one small one.
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BLUVERIDGE: Don't be giving him
any more rum!
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How does she bloody do that?
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-(CLANKING)
-Shh! Shh!
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(KNOCKING)
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(LAUGHING) Billy Bones!
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It's me, Blind Pew.
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I know you're here, Billy.
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Oh! Ah!
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Ya sniveling coward!
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It's some kind of a blind fiend.
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I believe they prefer
"visually challenged fiend."
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Ah! I heard that! There's someone here!
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Ooh! Uh, no.
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Over here!
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(GROWLS) Hmm, over here!
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(CHUCKLING)
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-(TRUMPETS)
-(LAUGHING)
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Billy Bones! Ah, I'd know
that scurvy mug of yours anywhere.
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-(TRUMPETING)
-Excuse me, sir, the bar is closed.
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-Oh-ho!
-(GRUNTS) Ah!
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Aha! A pretty little girl, is it?
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Yes. Take me to Billy Bones, my pet.
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JIM: (STAMMERING)
You've come to the wrong place.
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There's no Billy Bones here,
and I'm not a pretty little girl.
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Oh, I am visually challenged,
but I can see you're lying.
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Huh?
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(SHRIEKING)
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Good evening, Bill.
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I know it's you.
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Yes. You thought
you could get away with it, didn't you?
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Just take it all for yourself
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and leave your shipmates with nothing.
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(SIGHS) We're not pleased
with that, Bill. Not at all.
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We want you to have this!
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(LAUGHING)
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Oh! Ah! Oh-ho-ho!
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Whoa-ho-ho-ho! Whoa-ho-ho-ho!
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Oh! Oh! Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho!
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(CLEARING THROAT)
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(CAT SCREECHES)
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Watch where you're going,
you stupid cat!
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The black spot!
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(SCREAMS)
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But I don't understand.
What is the black spot?
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The black spot's
a pirate's death sentence!
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-Whoa!
-Fabulous.
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They'll be comin' to kill me tonight!
_________________________________
-RIZZO: We'd better help.
-Yeah, let's get some stuff.
_________________________________
It's my old sea chest
them lubbers are after!
_________________________________
Underwear.
_________________________________
But I'll trick them! I'll shake out
another reef and daddle 'em again!
_________________________________
You wanna run that
by us again in English, Mr. Bones?
_________________________________
It's mine!
I'm goin' for that treasure myself!
_________________________________
And no one-legged son
of a bilge rat will...
_________________________________
(GAGGING)
_________________________________
Captain Bones!
_________________________________
He died? And this is supposed
to be a kids' movie!
_________________________________
-Oh.
-Oh.
_________________________________
Jimmy. Jim. Jimmy, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim.
_________________________________
You've always
been a decent sort to old Billy Bones.
_________________________________
But I'm not Jimmy, Jim, Jimmy,
Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim.
_________________________________
He's Jimmy, Jim, Jimmy, Jim,
Jim, Jim, Jim.
_________________________________
-Jim!
-Yes, Captain.
_________________________________
Jim, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim.
_________________________________
-Yes, Captain. What is it?
-Take the map!
_________________________________
-What map?
-The map to old Flint's treasure!
_________________________________
Don't ya understand
what I been tellin' ya?
_________________________________
I was Flinty's first mate!
We all were! Blind Pew and me!
_________________________________
Ah, me old shipmates
they'll gully me for sure!
_________________________________
And anybody else to get
their mitts on that map!
_________________________________
(STAMMERING)
And gullying hurts, right?
_________________________________
-Oh, aye! A lot!
-(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________
So quick! Go to my sea chest!
Get the map!
_________________________________
-Oh!
-Oh, yeah!
_________________________________
-(GRUNTING) Oh!
-Oh, there. There.
_________________________________
Oh, I think I've... Oh no.
_________________________________
-Hey, guys, look!
-Rizzo!
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
-Oh, here! How about this?
-Let's see.
_________________________________
-(GRUNTS)
-Oh.
_________________________________
-(GRUNTING) Whoops.
-(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Here, what's this?
_________________________________
-Hey, Rizzo, look.
-(GASPS) Oh.
_________________________________
-It is a treasure map.
-We're gonna be rich.
_________________________________
We're gonna be dead.
_________________________________
-Beware, lads!
-(BOTH SCREAM)
_________________________________
Beware!
_________________________________
-What? The one-legged man?
-Aye! But also,
_________________________________
beware runnin' with scissors
or other pointy objects.
_________________________________
It's all good fun 'til somebody loses an...
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
Captain?
_________________________________
(GULPS)
_________________________________
We're standing in a room
with a dead guy!
_________________________________
-(BOTH SCREAMING)
-(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Jim! Ah!
_________________________________
(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
_________________________________
-(GLASS SHATTERS)
-(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
_________________________________
-(ALL GROWL)
-(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________
Oh, Billy Bones! Trick or treat!
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Don't try to hide, Billy!
You know what we want!
_________________________________
(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
_________________________________
-(GROWLS)
-(PIRATES SHOUTING)
_________________________________
Where are ya, Billy Bones?
Where are ya, Billy?
_________________________________
(SHOUTING CONTINUES)
_________________________________
JIM: (POUNDING ON DOOR)
Mrs. Bluveridge!
_________________________________
There's no use in hiding!
_________________________________
(GROWLS)
_________________________________
JIM: Please! Please!
_________________________________
Can't a woman get her beauty
sleep anymore?
_________________________________
-(GLASS SHATTERS)
-Ooh! Jim, what you doing?
_________________________________
Aha! Aha! Ah? Oh!
_________________________________
Voila!
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
(CHIMES RINGING)
_________________________________
-Okay, okay. I found the gun. Okay.
-Oh, now we gotta load it.
_________________________________
-(GRUNTING) Oops.
-(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(SNEEZES)
_________________________________
Okay, where does
Mrs. Bluveridge keep the bullets?
_________________________________
-(ALL GROWLING)
-Billy's dead,
_________________________________
and he hasn't got the bloody map!
_________________________________
(SNARLS)
_________________________________
-Those little girls must have it.
-Yeah!
_________________________________
-Get them!
-ALL: Yeah!
_________________________________
-Gonzo! Gonzo!
-What? What?
_________________________________
I found the bullets.
See? Here they are. They...
_________________________________
-Oops.
-(ALL SNARL)
_________________________________
Open up in there! We wants the map,
and we'll skewer anybody
_________________________________
that gets in the way!
_________________________________
Quick, Jim! The back stairs!
_________________________________
(PIRATES SHOUTING)
_________________________________
Come on.
_________________________________
Run! Run!
_________________________________
-(GUNSHOTS)
-Ooh!
_________________________________
(ALL SNARLING, LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(GROWLS)
_________________________________
Get out of my inn,
you tattooed miseries!
_________________________________
(ALL SHOUTING, GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Can't a woman
get a night's sleep alone?
_________________________________
-You come here, you!
-(GIBBERING)
_________________________________
This gun is useless!
_________________________________
-You lost all the bullets!
-Well, you're losin' the powder.
_________________________________
-(BOTH SCREAM)
-The map!
_________________________________
Tell us where it is or die!
_________________________________
-(BOTH SCREAMING)
-BLACK DOG: Get them!
_________________________________
-(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
-Run! Run, run, run!
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
PIRATES: Hurry! Hurry!
_________________________________
(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
_________________________________
No! Outta the way! Get outta the way!
_________________________________
(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
_________________________________
(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
_________________________________
Stop!
_________________________________
Oh, woof.
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
Ow!
_________________________________
-(EXPLOSION)
-GONZO: Ah! Geronimo!
_________________________________
-(GRUNTS)
-Guys!
_________________________________
-Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
-Wow! What an exit!
_________________________________
-Right through a brick wall!
-I am in such pain.
_________________________________
-Come on.
-(EXPLOSION)
_________________________________
-I think I smell something burning, no?
-(PIRATES SHOUTING)
_________________________________
What are we gonna do?
What are we gonna do?
_________________________________
-We can't go home, so...
-(SHOUTING CONTINUES)
_________________________________
-Ooh.
-Oh, no! Uh-uh!
_________________________________
No way! You're not takin' me on
some crazy treasure hunt!
_________________________________
-I am staying right here!
-Oh, good idea, Rizzo.
_________________________________
Then you can see what
half-burned, vicious pirates look like.
_________________________________
What are we waitin' for?
_________________________________
-Gimme that map. Let's go.
-(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Wait a minute.
What about Mrs. Bluveridge?
_________________________________
(BLUVERIDGE SNARLS)
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
-I'll be fine, boys! Run for it!
-(GROANS)
_________________________________
ALL: How does she do that?
_________________________________
-(SCREAMING)
-Who's gonna clean all this up?
_________________________________
ELSA:
Okay, okay, here we go.
_________________________________
So lonely.
_________________________________
Stiff.
_________________________________
(GASPS) I can't do that.
_________________________________
Come on, Elsa.
This is for Anna. You can do this.
_________________________________
KRISTOFF: Relax!
_________________________________
It looks great!
_________________________________
I just want it to be perfect.
_________________________________
Speaking of "perfect..."
_________________________________
Check this out.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Kristoff, are you sure I can
leave you in charge here?
_________________________________
Absolutely.
_________________________________
Because I don't want
anything to happen to this courtyard.
_________________________________
-What could happen?
-(SNIFFLES)
_________________________________
It's all set.
_________________________________
(GASPS) Olaf, what are you doing?
_________________________________
(MUFFLED) I'm not eating cake.
_________________________________
Olaf...
_________________________________
But it's an ice cream cake.
_________________________________
And it's for Anna.
_________________________________
And it's for Anna.
_________________________________
-(BELL CHIMES)
-(GASPS) Oh, it's time!
_________________________________
It's time!
_________________________________
For what?
_________________________________
Okay, (CHUCKLES)
you sure you got this?
_________________________________
I'm sure.
_________________________________
Don't let anyone in before we're ready.
_________________________________
-I won't.
-And don't touch anything.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
I'm just gonna stand here.
_________________________________
OLAF:
I'm probably gonna walk around a little.
_________________________________
-And keep an eye on that cake!
-Ooh!
_________________________________
She thinks you're an idiot.
_________________________________
Well, clearly she's wrong.
_________________________________
Ooh! Ooh! Whoops. Whoa.
_________________________________
(OLAF CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
What? It's fine.
_________________________________
I can't read.
_________________________________
Or spell.
_________________________________
FAIRY ANNOUNCER:
Welcome one, welcome all
_________________________________
to the Four Seasons Festival!
_________________________________
Tonight, every talent
_________________________________
from every season will gather together
_________________________________
to celebrate all the realms
of Pixie Hollow.
_________________________________
Wow! Can you believe it?
_________________________________
Everyone in Pixie Hollow is here!
_________________________________
It's so great to have
the Winter Fairies join us.
_________________________________
I'll say it is.
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
It's enough to give you the vapors.
_________________________________
(TINKER BELL GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Tinker Bell, don't you Tinkers
ever stop tinkering?
_________________________________
Can't seem to get this latch to open!
_________________________________
(SIGHS) It had better not stick like that
_________________________________
-for our grand finale.
-(BUGLE BLOWING)
_________________________________
-(GASPS) Is it starting?
-No, that's just Clank.
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMING IN APPROVAL)
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
-The thing is pretty loud, eh, Bobble?
-(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
Indeed, my bugling buddy.
_________________________________
Sure makes me thirsty, though.
_________________________________
(AUDIENCE GASPING)
_________________________________
BOTH: It's starting!
_________________________________
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
_________________________________
(GASPS) Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!
Bobble...
_________________________________
Oh, no! Already?
_________________________________
Hold these!
_________________________________
But the show just started!
_________________________________
-CLANK: Ask them to wait!
-(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
-(ALL TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
-Hey, guys, I can't see!
_________________________________
Oh! It's Periwinkle!
_________________________________
-Beautiful.
-Oh, look at that.
_________________________________
Hi, Peri!
_________________________________
(GIGGLES)
_________________________________
That's my sister.
_________________________________
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
_________________________________
All right!
_________________________________
-(ALL CHEERING)
-Oh, wow!
_________________________________
-Yeah!
-Yay!
_________________________________
Go, fairies!
_________________________________
Ro, did you do those?
That wasn't in rehearsal.
_________________________________
ROSETTA: Wasn't me.
_________________________________
I never work with poppies.
The pollen makes me sleepy.
_________________________________
Wait. Is that...
_________________________________
Zarina?
_________________________________
-Zarina?
-Hmm.
_________________________________
She's back?
_________________________________
What's with that wild hair?
_________________________________
(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
Oh, look at those flowers!
_________________________________
BOBBLE: Ooh!
_________________________________
Spring must be next! (CHUCKLES)
That's my favorite.
_________________________________
Oh, I hope Clanky doesn't miss it.
_________________________________
-(BLOWING)
-Oh!
_________________________________
(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
-AUDIENCE: Wow! Oh!
-Huh?
_________________________________
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
_________________________________
Oh, lovely! Oh!
_________________________________
-Guys, guys! We gotta hide!
-ALL: Oh!
_________________________________
Now, now, now!
_________________________________
They've really outdone
themselves this year.
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
(YAWNS) What a show.
_________________________________
(YAWNING)
_________________________________
(BLOWING)
_________________________________
(ALL SNORING)
_________________________________
(SCOFFS)
_________________________________
(GASPS) Whoo!
_________________________________
Excuse me. Sorry.
Yes, me again. Coming through.
_________________________________
No, no, don't get up.
_________________________________
Oh, sorry, I should have flown.
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Thank you, Bobble.
(EXHALES) What did I miss?
_________________________________
(SNORING)
_________________________________
(BUGLE BLOWING)
_________________________________
Wake up!
_________________________________
Wake up!
_________________________________
Please! Anyone?
_________________________________
-FAIRIES: Clank, help us! Down here!
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
TINKER BELL: Clank!
_________________________________
-In here! In the box!
-Oh! Oh, oh...
_________________________________
-Ms. Bell?
-TINKER BELL: Help, we're stuck.
_________________________________
Right. How does it open?
_________________________________
TINKER BELL: Push the button!
_________________________________
-(ALL SIGH IN RELIEF)
-Thank you so much.
_________________________________
You've got to see this.
_________________________________
(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
Oh, no.
_________________________________
(ALL SNORING)
_________________________________
-Are they...
-No. Goodness, no.
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
ROSETTA: They're in a deep sleep.
_________________________________
For how long?
_________________________________
ROSETTA: At least a couple of days.
_________________________________
Why would Zarina do this?
_________________________________
Clank, did you see her?
_________________________________
No, no.
_________________________________
(GASPS) Yes, yes,
I saw her flying towards the dust depot.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
The blue pixie dust.
_________________________________
Ooh, this is bad.
_________________________________
Uh, yeah.
_________________________________
Without it, the tree
can't make pixie dust.
_________________________________
(STAMMERING)
And if the tree can't make pixie dust...
_________________________________
We can't fly.
_________________________________
Oh! Can't... Can't fly...
_________________________________
-Deep breaths.
-Can't fly...
_________________________________
-Okay. Okay.
-That's it. Deep breaths.
_________________________________
(INHALING DEEPLY)
_________________________________
What could she want it for?
_________________________________
I don't know. But we have to find her.
_________________________________
Clank, stay here
and watch over everyone.
_________________________________
I'm on it.
_________________________________
Especially the Winter Fairies.
_________________________________
Make sure they get
a steady stream of snow.
_________________________________
Right!
_________________________________
(EXHALES)
_________________________________
Right.
_________________________________
The blue dust has a strong glow.
If we can just spot it...
_________________________________
(GASPS) There!
_________________________________
Whoa, she's moving fast!
_________________________________
-(SCREECHES)
-(FAIRIES GASP)
_________________________________
FAWN: Oh, sorry!
_________________________________
Where is all this fog coming from?
_________________________________
It's mist. We must be
getting near the coast.
_________________________________
TINKER BELL:
(GASPS) We're losing her!
_________________________________
Over there!
_________________________________
(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
-ROSETTA: Oh, my!
-(PIRATES LAUGHING)
_________________________________
TINKER BELL: Oh, no.
_________________________________
(STAMMERING) It's...
_________________________________
Pirates.
_________________________________
Great, now there's pirates.
_________________________________
Maybe they're nice pirates.
_________________________________
Right.
_________________________________
They must have captured her,
forced her to take the dust.
_________________________________
Well, we have to rescue her.
_________________________________
(STAMMERING) But they're...
_________________________________
Deep breaths. Deep (INHALES) breaths.
_________________________________
-Okay.
-Hmm.
_________________________________
(EXHALES SHARPLY)
_________________________________
(PIRATES LAUGHING)
_________________________________
-JAMES: Magnificent!
-Quite right.
_________________________________
-A fine haul.
-(PIRATES LAUGHING)
_________________________________
PORT: We got their blue dust!
_________________________________
STARBOARD:
Well, it's not theirs anymore.
_________________________________
PORT: It is theirs no longer.
_________________________________
STARBOARD:
I just said that, you daft potato muncher.
_________________________________
-(GASPS)
-PORT: Potato...
_________________________________
They're holding her
in the bottom of the boat.
_________________________________
STARBOARD: You've got a right
wee brain, you know that?
_________________________________
PORT: Still smart enough
_________________________________
-to know we got their dust!
-(SHUDDERS)
_________________________________
Let me just say that your plan
worked perfectly, Captain.
_________________________________
(ALL LAUGHING)
_________________________________
-"Captain"?
-(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
Here's to perfect plans.
_________________________________
Aye! Perfect!
_________________________________
Guess she doesn't need rescuing.
_________________________________
But now the hair makes sense.
_________________________________
What do we do now?
_________________________________
Let's just get the dust
and get out of here.
_________________________________
A little bit of pillage,
a little bit of plunder.
_________________________________
BOTH: Oh!
_________________________________
(YELPING)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Fairies!
_________________________________
-Ahh!
-(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Get her! Get her!
_________________________________
PIRATES: Whoa!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Got it.
_________________________________
-Here!
-PORT: She's getting away!
_________________________________
JAMES: They took the blue dust!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Captain!
_________________________________
Give me back that dust!
_________________________________
Zarina, why are you doing this?
_________________________________
-(GRUNTING)
-ROSETTA: Fawn!
_________________________________
If you give it to me, I'll give you quarter.
_________________________________
Quarter? I think we need all of it.
_________________________________
"Quarter" means mercy!
_________________________________
-(GRUNTS)
-Ooh.
_________________________________
This dust belongs to Pixie Hollow.
_________________________________
You had your chance.
_________________________________
(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(ALL GROAN)
_________________________________
Two for a penny, sir?
_________________________________
-I don't want a baked potato.
-Lovely, hot baked potatoes!
_________________________________
-Basted with butter!
-(YAWNS)
_________________________________
-Oh, let's see.
-Oh, what a night.
_________________________________
There it is!
_________________________________
BOTH: Huh? Oh!
_________________________________
"Trelawney and Son,
Master Ship Builders."
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
Whoa, whoa! Reality check here, guys!
_________________________________
Do we actually believe some
bozo's gonna give us a ship
_________________________________
just because we show him
Captain Bones' map?
_________________________________
-It's worth a try, Rizzo.
-(DOOR OPENS)
_________________________________
I don't know.
_________________________________
May I help you?
_________________________________
Yes. Thank you. We wish to speak
with Squire Trelawney, the ship builder.
_________________________________
-We need a ship.
-Ah, I'm sorry.
_________________________________
The Squire's in Long Neddry
for the grouse season.
_________________________________
He will return on the feast of St Lulu.
_________________________________
-Thank you.
-That's that.
_________________________________
Of course, his rich,
_________________________________
half-wit son, young
Squire Trelawney's here.
_________________________________
-(CHUCKLING)
-We'll see him, then.
_________________________________
(RIZZO AND GONZO CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
Well, gentlemen,
_________________________________
this is definitely
a genuine, bona fide treasure map.
_________________________________
-Oh!
-Really!
_________________________________
Oh, yes. Mr. Bimbo told me so.
_________________________________
Oh, Mr. Bimbo lives in my finger.
_________________________________
He's very smart. He's been to the moon.
_________________________________
Thank you. Twice.
_________________________________
-I smell a bozo.
-Mmm-hmm.
_________________________________
-(EXPLOSION)
-(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
-(SQUEAKING)
-Ooh! (CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
(COUGHING) Well done, Beakie!
_________________________________
-(SQUEAKING)
-(BLOWING)
_________________________________
Now we know that is definitely
too much gunpowder.
_________________________________
-(SQUEAKING)
-(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
Beaker, stop fooling around.
_________________________________
We've got company.
_________________________________
(MOANS)
_________________________________
Oh, hello, chappies, Everyone, this is
Dr Livesey and his assistant, Beaker.
_________________________________
They do research
and development for Papa.
_________________________________
Hello.
_________________________________
Actually. Squire, we were
hoping to meet your father.
_________________________________
-We need a ship for an ocean voyage.
-Ocean? Ocean.
_________________________________
-Ocean?
-You know, the ocean?
_________________________________
Uh, the big, blue, wet thing?
_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________
(STAMMERING)
The big, blue, wet thing! Yes!
_________________________________
Say, I know what's happening here.
_________________________________
You chaps are planning
to sail to this island, aren't you?
_________________________________
-To dig up this treasure.
-Yes, but we must be quiet about it.
_________________________________
-There are pirates looking for this map.
-And they wanna kill us for it.
_________________________________
Isn't that exciting?
_________________________________
Pirates, eh? Well, that settles it.
_________________________________
We'll use one of my daddy's boats,
_________________________________
and I will personally finance the
voyage for the treasure myself.
_________________________________
You'll do that? Really?
_________________________________
Certainly. What are rich,
half-wit sons for?
_________________________________
Well, here's the dock.
Jim, where's our boat?
_________________________________
We're on a dock?
No wonder I'm seasick.
_________________________________
-Ahoy!
-Ah, morning, Squire.
_________________________________
Welcome. Welcome. Ah, there she is.
_________________________________
The Hispanola.
_________________________________
(ALL GASP IN AWE)
_________________________________
RIZZO: Wow! Whoo-hoo!
_________________________________
Come on, let's go!
_________________________________
GONZO: Yeah, let's go.
_________________________________
-"Take a cruise," you said.
-Huh?
_________________________________
-"See the world," you said.
-Huh?
_________________________________
Now here we are
stuck on the front of this stupid ship.
_________________________________
Well, could be worse.
We could be stuck in the audience.
_________________________________
(BOTH LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Well, Mr. Bimbo,
_________________________________
the ship is provisioned,
the crew in place,
_________________________________
and the Captain should be
on board within the hour.
_________________________________
You have been a busy little man.
_________________________________
Ugh.
_________________________________
-Look, there goes Jim.
-Oh, yeah, yeah.
_________________________________
(GRUNTING) Ooh! Ooh, look!
_________________________________
It's the boat-steering thing.
_________________________________
-This is called the helm.
-Ah.
_________________________________
Hey, how does it feel,
Captain Hawkins?
_________________________________
Feels like we're really doing it.
_________________________________
It feels like we're finally
having an adventure!
_________________________________
Yeah. I'm starvin'. Where's the kitchen?
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
LONG JOHN: (SINGING)
Heigh ho and up she rises
_________________________________
Something smells good.
_________________________________
Heigh ho and up she rises
_________________________________
Cool!
_________________________________
Heigh ho and up she rises
_________________________________
early in the morning
_________________________________
Put him in the longboat till he's sober
_________________________________
Put him in the longboat till he's sober
_________________________________
Put him in the longboat till he's sober
_________________________________
-early in the morning
-(CLEARING THROAT)
_________________________________
-What have we here? Stowaways!
-(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
I'm afraid we shish-kebab
and barbecue stowaways on this ship!
_________________________________
-(WHIMPERING)
-(SNARLS)
_________________________________
-(LAUGHING)
-(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Wait, I know.
You must be the cabin boys.
_________________________________
-Yeah.
-Hungry, lads?
_________________________________
Ha! Well, in my galley, you're always
welcome to help yourselves!
_________________________________
Yes! Thank you!
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Yahoo!
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Oh, yes!
_________________________________
(GOBBLING)
_________________________________
Well, he's got a healthy appetite.
How about you, funny-face?
_________________________________
-Huh?
-Here.
_________________________________
Hey. Thank you.
_________________________________
My name is Gonzo
and the guy in the chicken is Rizzo.
_________________________________
-(GOBBLING CONTINUES)
-Yo!
_________________________________
-And you must be Master Hawkins.
-Yes, sir.
_________________________________
Oh, you needn't callin'
a lowly ship's cook "sir."
_________________________________
Long John Silver
at your humble service.
_________________________________
Well, we're just cabin boys, Mr. Silver.
_________________________________
Long John to his friends.
_________________________________
And believe me, lad,
_________________________________
a friend you can trust
is worth his weight in gold.
_________________________________
There's many a dark-hearted
scoundrel in these ports.
_________________________________
Well, what do you mean? Pirates?
_________________________________
-Shh!
-Pirates? Oh-ho-ho! That's rich!
_________________________________
Pirates? What an imagination!
Give me a cracker.
_________________________________
Allow me to introduce
my pet lobster Polly.
_________________________________
Pieces of eight! Pieces of eight!
_________________________________
(SQUAWKS, WHISTLES)
_________________________________
Raised him from a fingerling, I did.
_________________________________
As fine a crustacean
as as a man could ask.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
But I thought sailors
had talking parrots as pets.
_________________________________
Talking parrots?
_________________________________
Heh! What an imagination.
First pirates, now talking parrots?
_________________________________
What's next, a singing, dancing
mouse with his own amusement park?
_________________________________
Whoo-hoo!
_________________________________
That's enough now, Polly. Go on! Shoo!
_________________________________
(CRASHING, POLLY SQUAWKS)
_________________________________
Right, me hearties, I'll gonna give you
a cook's tour of this fine ship.
_________________________________
(GROANS) If you're gonna be the cook
on this ship, Mr. Silver,
_________________________________
I am definitely gonna need
bigger pants.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(BOTH GASP)
_________________________________
What's the matter, lads?
_________________________________
Oh, that?
_________________________________
Lost that timber fighting brigands off
Madagascar under Admiral Hawke.
_________________________________
There's many a man who lost a leg
and worse in the service of the king.
_________________________________
Why, look what a cannibal took off me
_________________________________
in exchange for me own life.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(BOTH LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Oh, you're a fine pair of lads.
That you are!
_________________________________
Bright as buttons, the lot of ye.
_________________________________
-(BELL RINGING)
-MR. ARROW: All hands on deck!
_________________________________
Come on, then, lads!
_________________________________
Chop, chop. Look lively now.
The Captain will be here soon.
_________________________________
(CREW CHATTERING, SHOUTING)
_________________________________
Chop, chop!
_________________________________
-Ooh.
-Who's that?
_________________________________
SQUIRE: Oh, that is Mr. Arrow,
the first mate, a capital fellow.
_________________________________
-(TRUMPET FANFARE PLAYS)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
The Captain approaches.
_________________________________
-(HONKING)
-(NEIGHS)
_________________________________
Move aside! May way!
Make ready for the Captain!
_________________________________
Lollygaggers will suffer his wrath!
_________________________________
Wrath? Is this captain bad-tempered?
_________________________________
Is he bad-tempered?
The man is a raging volcano,
_________________________________
tormented by inner demons the like
of which mere mortals cannot fathom.
_________________________________
He's got demons? Cool!
_________________________________
(CLUCKING)
_________________________________
(WHINNIES)
_________________________________
(TOWNSPEOPLE SHOUTING)
_________________________________
(SCREAMS) Maniac!
_________________________________
-(PEOPLE SHOUTING, SCREAMING)
-(HONKING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
ALL: Ooh.
_________________________________
Hi-ho, everyone.
_________________________________
-What... That...
-That's the raging volcano?
_________________________________
-JIM: He's a frog!
-Maybe he gets hopping mad.
_________________________________
Hopping mad!
_________________________________
-(LAUGHING)
-(LAUGHING, SIGHS)
_________________________________
(WHISTLE BLOWING)
_________________________________
Piping aboard
Captain Abraham Smollett.
_________________________________
Good day, Mr. Arrow.
_________________________________
Hmm.
_________________________________
(CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________
Ah, I knew it. He's furious.
_________________________________
-Ah, you there!
-Me?
_________________________________
You were in charge of railing dust.
_________________________________
Thirty lashes,
and then you walk the plank.
_________________________________
I didn't say that, Mr. Arrow.
_________________________________
I was anticipating your whim, sir.
Humph.
_________________________________
Oh. You must be the cabin boys.
_________________________________
-Uh, yes, sir!
-Which one of you is Hawkins?
_________________________________
I am, sir.
_________________________________
I knew your father, Jim.
He was a good man.
_________________________________
Thank you, sir.
_________________________________
Well, this is shapin' up
_________________________________
-to be a fine voyage, lads.
-Mmm.
_________________________________
Oh, yes indeed.
_________________________________
(NERVOUS CHUCKLE)
_________________________________
Uh, one leg, Jim. Count 'em. One.
_________________________________
Remember what Billy Bones said?
_________________________________
Oh, Gonzo, he seems all right.
_________________________________
I mean, Long John's only a cook.
How dangerous could he be?
_________________________________
Well, I don't know, but I...
_________________________________
Wait a minute. Where's Rizzo?
_________________________________
Enjoy your cruise, sir. Next!
_________________________________
All right, folks, have your checks
made out to "rat tours limited."
_________________________________
Remember, we put the rat in "pirate."
_________________________________
-(TOURISTS CHATTERING)
-Ooh.
_________________________________
Why, thank you, Mr. Plagueman. Next!
_________________________________
-Rizzo, what are you doing?
-What? Oh, this.
_________________________________
Well, I figure if the treasure map's a dud,
_________________________________
the trip won't be a total
loss financially speaking.
_________________________________
Ah, the wind seems to be freshening.
_________________________________
The tide is with us.
Mr. Arrow, this voyage has begun.
_________________________________
This voyage has begun!
Raise the gangplank!
_________________________________
-Rights, lads!
-Let go forward line!
_________________________________
Let go aft line. Hard to starboard.
_________________________________
Any man caught dawdling
will be shot on sight.
_________________________________
-I didn't say that.
-I was just paraphrasing.
_________________________________
-Uh, Mr. Arrow, just set the sails.
-Set the sails!
_________________________________
TOURIST: Hey, where's my camera?
_________________________________
-I'll miss you!
-We'll send postcards!
_________________________________
-Goodbye!
-Goodbye!
_________________________________
-SILVERMIST: Wake up.
-(GROANS)
_________________________________
-Tink, wake up.
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
What happened?
_________________________________
The last thing I remember
was Zarina throwing that dust at us.
_________________________________
Your dress.
_________________________________
I know. Um...
_________________________________
-(GASPS)
-(FAWN GROANING)
_________________________________
Is everyone all right?
_________________________________
I guess so.
_________________________________
(GASPS) I'm not. Look at my outfit!
_________________________________
Orange is not my color.
_________________________________
-She's right.
-(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________
Listen, we have to get out of here
and go after Zarina.
_________________________________
Silvermist, can you part the...
_________________________________
(ALL YELPING)
_________________________________
Shut it off! Shut it off!
_________________________________
I didn't do anything. I just...
_________________________________
ALL: (YELPING) Tink!
_________________________________
Tink, could you stop
not doing anything?
_________________________________
It's okay, I got this.
_________________________________
Whoa! (GROANS)
_________________________________
TINKER BELL:
Silvermist, are you okay?
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
That's weird. Here, let me help you.
_________________________________
(ALL GASPING)
_________________________________
It's so bright!
_________________________________
-Bright!
-IRIDESSA: Fawn, I can't see!
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
-What did you do?
-IRIDESSA: I don't know.
_________________________________
Ew, ew, ew, ew.
_________________________________
Get them off. Get them off! Get them off!
_________________________________
Get them off!
_________________________________
TINKER BELL: Wait a minute.
_________________________________
Do you realize what this means?
_________________________________
Oh, my gosh!
Zarina switched our heads!
_________________________________
TINKER BELL: No. No, no, no.
_________________________________
She switched our talents.
_________________________________
-Excuse me?
-What?
_________________________________
I must be a Water Fairy now.
_________________________________
Oh, so, that's why your dress is blue.
_________________________________
And I guess you're a Fast-Flying Fairy.
_________________________________
I'm a... I'm a Light Fairy.
_________________________________
Ow.
_________________________________
IRIDESSA: Garden Fairy!
ROSETTA: Oh.
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
Looks like I'm an Animal Fairy now. Huh.
_________________________________
Lucky me.
_________________________________
No, no, no, it can't be.
_________________________________
-(LAUGHS) You're a...
-Don't say it.
_________________________________
Tinker Bell, take these things
back right now!
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING) Okay.
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
-Tinker.
-(GROWLS)
_________________________________
Guys, come on,
we gotta get out of here.
_________________________________
Well, you're the Water Fairy.
Part the waters.
_________________________________
Um, use both hands this time.
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Well, you don't see that every day.
_________________________________
You guys better hurry! I can't hold it!
_________________________________
(GRUNTS) Sil!
_________________________________
(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Oops!
_________________________________
(ALL GROANING)
_________________________________
-(COUGHING)
-SILVERMIST: Guys, are you...
_________________________________
-(GRUNTS)
-(IRIDESSA WHIMPERING)
_________________________________
...okay?
_________________________________
Yeah.
_________________________________
Guys, I think I broke something.
_________________________________
(YELPS)
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
Uh...
_________________________________
Nice, little, harmless,
_________________________________
sharp-toothed, hungry croco...
_________________________________
(BOTH GASP)
_________________________________
...dile.
_________________________________
Fawn!
_________________________________
It's okay. When babies are born,
_________________________________
they imprint on the first thing they see.
_________________________________
Uh, guys, sorry to interrupt
whatever that is,
_________________________________
but the pirate ship is gone.
_________________________________
-What?
-Oh, no.
_________________________________
VIDIA: Sil, Fast Flyer, check it out.
_________________________________
Oh, yeah.
_________________________________
(STAMMERING)
_________________________________
Where is she?
_________________________________
(SILVERMIST SCREAMING)
_________________________________
You guys, I saw it, up the coast!
Let's go!
_________________________________
(SILVERMIST STAMMERING)
_________________________________
Oh, right, you can't fly.
_________________________________
-Wet wings.
-(CLICKS TONGUE)
_________________________________
Still, there's got to be a way to... Ah!
_________________________________
Excuse me, Ro.
_________________________________
Hmm. Structurally sound enough.
_________________________________
Strength-to-weight ratio seems good.
_________________________________
If I had some rope...
_________________________________
(GASPS) Oh!
_________________________________
You're thinking like a Tinker.
_________________________________
(GROWLING)
_________________________________
Okay, fine.
_________________________________
Get me some vines.
_________________________________
Not a problem.
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________
IRIDESSA: Will these do?
_________________________________
Okay, ready?
_________________________________
Wait for me!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Sorry. Gotta...
_________________________________
Can I please have that?
_________________________________
-Oh! (GRUNTS)
-VIDIA: Go!
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(ALL GRUNTING)
_________________________________
There's the pirate ship!
_________________________________
You can slow down now!
_________________________________
Easy for you to say. (SCREAMS)
_________________________________
-Hold on!
-(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(ALL GROANING)
_________________________________
ROSETTA:
Well, at least our wings are dry.
_________________________________
(SINGING) When the course is laid
and the anchor weighed
_________________________________
A sailor's blood begins racing
_________________________________
With our hearts unbound
and our flag unfurled
_________________________________
We're underway and off
to see the world
_________________________________
Underway and off to see the world
_________________________________
Heave ho, we'll go
_________________________________
Anywhere the wind is blowing
_________________________________
Manly men are we
_________________________________
Sailing for adventure
on the deep blue sea
_________________________________
Safely now, Mr. Silver. Let's not get
sloppy just because we're singing.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING) Aye, aye, sir!
_________________________________
Danger walks our deck
we say what the heck
_________________________________
We laugh at the perils we're facing
_________________________________
Every storm we ride is its own reward
_________________________________
And people die by fallin' overboard
_________________________________
(WAVE CRASHES)
_________________________________
People die by falling overboard
_________________________________
Heigh ho, we'll go
_________________________________
Anywhere the wind is blowing
_________________________________
Hoist the sails and sing...
_________________________________
Sailing for adventure
on the big blue wet thing
_________________________________
I love to see 'em cry
when they walk the plank
_________________________________
I prefer to cut a throat...
_________________________________
I hang 'em high
and watch their little feet
_________________________________
try to walk in the air
while their faces turn blue
_________________________________
Just kidding. (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
It's a good life on a boat
_________________________________
There are distant lands
with burning sands
_________________________________
that call across the oceans
_________________________________
There are bingo games
every fun-filled day
_________________________________
And margaritas at the midnight buffet
_________________________________
Margaritas at the midnight buffet
_________________________________
Heigh ho, we'll go
_________________________________
Anywhere the wind is blowing
_________________________________
Should have took a train
_________________________________
Sailing for adventure
on the bounding main
_________________________________
The salty breezes whisper
_________________________________
who knows what lies ahead
_________________________________
I just know I was born to lead
_________________________________
the life my father led
_________________________________
The stars will be our compass
_________________________________
wherever we may roam
_________________________________
And our mates will always be
_________________________________
just like a family
_________________________________
And though we may put into port
_________________________________
the sea is always home
_________________________________
All right, Mr. Bimbo, I didn't know you
had such a good singing voice.
_________________________________
You're welcome.
_________________________________
We'll chase our dreams
standing on our own
_________________________________
Over the horizon to the great unknown
_________________________________
Heigh ho, we'll go
_________________________________
Anywhere the wind is blowing
_________________________________
Bold and brave and free
_________________________________
Sailing for adventure
_________________________________
It's so nauseating!
_________________________________
Sailing for adventure
_________________________________
So exhilarating!
_________________________________
Sailing for adventure
_________________________________
We're all celebrating!
_________________________________
On the deep blue sea
_________________________________
-Hoo-hoo-ho!
-Ahoy!
_________________________________
(WHISTLE BLOWING)
_________________________________
Roll call!
_________________________________
Long John Silver?
_________________________________
-Aye, aye, sir!
-Short-Stack Stevens?
_________________________________
-Aye!
-One-eyed Jack?
_________________________________
-Aye.
-Black-Eyed Pea.
_________________________________
-Yeah.
-Wall-Eyed Pike.
_________________________________
Aye.
_________________________________
-Polly Lobster.
-(SQUAWKS, WHISTLES)
_________________________________
-Mad Monty.
-Aye.
_________________________________
-Sweetums.
-Aye.
_________________________________
(GULPS)
_________________________________
-Old Tom.
-Aye-aye.
_________________________________
-Real old Tom.
-Aye.
_________________________________
-Dead Tom?
-Aye, aye.
_________________________________
-(SHIVERING)
-Cool.
_________________________________
-Clueless Morgan.
-Huh?
_________________________________
Headless Bill.
_________________________________
Headless Bill.
_________________________________
Big-fat-ugly-bug-face-baby-eating
O'Brien?
_________________________________
-(DEEP VOICE) Aye.
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
(CLEARING THROAT)
_________________________________
Angel Marie.
_________________________________
Aye, aye.
_________________________________
Hmm. Hmm.
_________________________________
Hmm. Ah. Uh, uh.
_________________________________
Gentlemen, may I see you in my cabin?
_________________________________
-(GASPS) Mmm-hmm. Oh.
-Immediately?
_________________________________
Who hired this crew?
This is undoubtedly the seediest bunch
_________________________________
of cutthroats, villains and
scoundrels I have ever seen!
_________________________________
So who hired 'em? (PANTING)
_________________________________
Your finger hired the crew?
_________________________________
No, that's silly. The man who lives in
my finger hired the crew. Mr. Bimbo.
_________________________________
What? Ah!
_________________________________
Yeah, he relied heavily on the advice
of our excellent cook Long John Silver.
_________________________________
(WHIMPERS) A cook?
_________________________________
And a guy who lives in a bear's finger?
_________________________________
Exactly!
_________________________________
(BOTH GROAN)
_________________________________
Hmm. I'm starting to worry
about this voyage.
_________________________________
Mmm-hmm.
_________________________________
Uh, Jim? I know Billy Bones gave you
_________________________________
the treasure map, but I hope you'll
give me the map for safekeeping.
_________________________________
I'll be careful with it, sir.
_________________________________
(KNOCK AT DOOR)
_________________________________
Beggin' your pardon, gentlemen,
_________________________________
but I've come with a bit of a treat for you.
_________________________________
'Tis my very own best brandy,
_________________________________
laid down by the brothers
of Buckfast Abbey,
_________________________________
vintage 1737,
_________________________________
to toast to a prosperous voyage.
_________________________________
-Oh, spiffy!
-I'm sorry, Mr. Silver, but I'm not
_________________________________
going to allow drinking on this voyage.
_________________________________
-Oh, well, rules are rules.
-Oh, but, sir,
_________________________________
'tis a tradition for the officers to
toast to the success of a voyage.
_________________________________
Ah, very true.
_________________________________
No. We must set an
example for this questionable crew.
_________________________________
There will be no consumption
of alcohol of any kind.
_________________________________
Oh.
_________________________________
Oh, sir, but I can vouch
for this crew myself.
_________________________________
You could sail to heaven
_________________________________
-and back with these men.
-Ah.
_________________________________
Well, I'm afraid I must disagree with you.
_________________________________
-Oh.
-(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
You wanna knock it off with the booze?
_________________________________
It's peelin' paint off
of the shuffleboard court.
_________________________________
-Sorry.
-Come on, girls.
_________________________________
You told him.
_________________________________
And that's that.
This conversation is finished.
_________________________________
I understand, sir.
_________________________________
I shall tend to my duty and see to it
_________________________________
that every drop of alcohol
is thrown overboard.
_________________________________
Come on, Jim. Don't bother Captain.
_________________________________
Uh, you can go if you want to, Jim.
_________________________________
-Come on.
-Yeah.
_________________________________
(GASPS) Oh, well.
_________________________________
I guess the human beings
wanna hang out together.
_________________________________
don't wanna spend time
with a rat and a...
_________________________________
-Uh, uh, whatever. Huh.
-Yeah. Huh.
_________________________________
(PLAYING MUSIC)
_________________________________
-Say cheese!
-Cheese!
_________________________________
Oh, that's great. Heh.
_________________________________
Cute couple.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Stop it!
_________________________________
I never felt like this before.
_________________________________
-RAT: Denise, what I'm trying to say...
-Yes?
_________________________________
-What I'm trying to say is...
-Yes?
_________________________________
-What I mean to say is, I...
-Yes?
_________________________________
(KISSING)
_________________________________
I'm sorry your present didn't work out.
_________________________________
Oh, Jim, Smollett sails
by rules and laws.
_________________________________
That's what bein' a captain's all about.
_________________________________
(INHALES) Me, I sails by the stars.
_________________________________
Stars?
_________________________________
North, Jim.
_________________________________
Find me north out there
among them stars.
_________________________________
Well, that's easy.
_________________________________
Ah, yeah, but what if
you don't have a compass?
_________________________________
-(LAUGHING)
-Long John, please don't drop it.
_________________________________
It was my father's.
_________________________________
It's all I have of this. Please. Please.
_________________________________
I'm sorry, lad. I were only foolin'.
_________________________________
How old were you when he died, then?
_________________________________
Seven.
_________________________________
I were eight when my father died at sea.
_________________________________
-First mate, he was.
-My father was a first mate too.
_________________________________
Was he now?
_________________________________
By the powers. What a coincidence.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Now, Jim,
_________________________________
that be Polaris, the North Star.
_________________________________
Even in the China Sea, that's north.
_________________________________
-North. Polaris.
-Uh-huh.
_________________________________
-So we must be heading southwest.
-Smart as paint you are, lad.
_________________________________
Smart as paint.
_________________________________
Now, that gets old Long John
to wonderin'.
_________________________________
Why would we be sailin' southwest?
_________________________________
The scuttlebutt among the crew
is that, uh,
_________________________________
we're sailin' for buried treasure.
_________________________________
and, uh, someone on board
_________________________________
has a map.
_________________________________
'Course, none of my concern, Jim.
_________________________________
I'm just a ship's cook.
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
Such matters are best suited
to Captain Smollett.
_________________________________
He runs the ship, not I.
_________________________________
Come on, Long John.
You could captain this ship.
_________________________________
That I could, lad.
_________________________________
Maybe someday I will.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
-Moonlight swim?
-Okay.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(MUSIC STOPS)
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
BENJAMINA: Oh, Smolly,
_________________________________
my love for you
is deeper than the deep, blue sea.
_________________________________
Hmm.
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
(LONG JOHN LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Get on with you! Go on!
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
GONZO: Hi, Jim!
_________________________________
-Yo, Jimbo! Mornin', Long...
-Hi, Long John. Good morning.
_________________________________
Eh.
_________________________________
Well, at least one of
us is having a good time.
_________________________________
Ah, Rizzo, it's not so bad.
Angel Marie said that later on,
_________________________________
he'd throw a line out the back and let
me drag along the bottom.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
I don't know about this crew.
_________________________________
I feel like they're always watchin'
us, just waitin' to pounce.
_________________________________
Ah, that's just a figment
of your imagination.
_________________________________
-(LAUGHING)
-(BOTH SCREAMING)
_________________________________
This is a figment of my imagination?
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
Now, tell us where the map is,
_________________________________
or we'll tear you limb from limb!
_________________________________
-(WHIMPERS)
-Never. My friend and I will never tell.
_________________________________
Hey, hey, there could be
extenuatin' circumstances!
_________________________________
(STAMMERING) I mean,
you know, uh... If, uh...
_________________________________
Maybe they'll ask real nice.
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
-In your dreams!
-Do it, Monty! Do it!
_________________________________
Yeah, do it to me!
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
-(GRUNTING)
-Whoa! Oh! Oh!
_________________________________
Yes! Ah! More!
_________________________________
-Oh, no, I can't look.
-Look at this!
_________________________________
I'm taller! This is so cool!
_________________________________
I may even have a future with the NBA.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
This won't work!
He likes it! Let's torture the rat!
_________________________________
-Huh? No! No, no, no, no!
-(LAUGHING) Yeah!
_________________________________
-No, no, no, no, no!
-Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yes.
_________________________________
-No! No! Oh, no!
-(LAUGHING) Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
_________________________________
Oh, please, no! I hate basketball!
_________________________________
(SIGHS) I got a lovely recipe
for blackened rat.
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
-(PIRATES LAUGHING)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
Oh.
_________________________________
I say! This does not look safe!
_________________________________
(SIZZLING)
_________________________________
(YELLS) Whoo! Whoo!
_________________________________
What? What? What? What?
_________________________________
Oh, I... I burned my hand. Oh.
_________________________________
-(BLOWING) Oh, kiss it or something!
-Hmm.
_________________________________
GONZO: (LAUGHING) Oh!
_________________________________
(LAUGHS) Oh!
_________________________________
Poodly, poodly, poodly,
poodly, poodly.
_________________________________
Mr. Arrow, lock those three up
for the remainder of the voyage.
_________________________________
-Yes, sir!
-(CRYING)
_________________________________
You can't hold us!
_________________________________
-To the brig! Move along!
-Will you stop crying? Will you shut up!
_________________________________
MR. ARROW: Move along.
GONZO: Oh, good. That's good. Yeah.
_________________________________
Whoo!
_________________________________
Master Hawkins, may I see
you in my cabin, please?
_________________________________
Yes, sir.
_________________________________
-Ready, Mr. Gonzo?
-Ready!
_________________________________
-Tie off the rope, Beaker!
-(SQUEAKS)
_________________________________
We call this the window shade cure.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
All right. Snip, snip, snip.
_________________________________
Yeow! Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
_________________________________
Oh, great! Wow! Ha! Ah!
_________________________________
-Whoa!
-(SQUEAKS)
_________________________________
Hoo-hoo!
_________________________________
That was so cool!
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
-Hmm?
-(MUFFLED SQUEAKING)
_________________________________
Oh, sure.
_________________________________
-(SQUEAKS)
-(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
-Who's the lady pig, sir?
-Never mind that, Jim. Listen.
_________________________________
I'm hoping you're willing to
give me the map now.
_________________________________
considering what's just happened.
_________________________________
-I'd rather not, sir.
-(SIGHS)
_________________________________
I'd hoped it wouldn't
come to this, Jim, but,
_________________________________
as captain, I order you
to give me the map.
_________________________________
-Mr. Arrow?
-Aye, aye, Captain.
_________________________________
-Lock up this treasure map.
-Hmm.
_________________________________
It will be safe in here, sir.
_________________________________
Yeah.
_________________________________
YANG: (LAUGHS)
Twenty-one gun salute to the captain!
_________________________________
OPPENHEIMER: Right, 21.
_________________________________
(PIRATES LAUGHING)
_________________________________
BONITO: Nice boom!
PORT: Oh, yes! Nice!
_________________________________
ALL: Ohh!
_________________________________
(PIRATES LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Music to my ear!
_________________________________
BONITO: That's right!
_________________________________
STARBOARD: Encore!
_________________________________
PORT: Beautiful!
_________________________________
Yes, yes, yes!
_________________________________
(EXPLOSION)
_________________________________
Cease fire!
_________________________________
What? Cease fire?
(STAMMERING) What for?
_________________________________
That was only seven.
_________________________________
I say 21.
_________________________________
(BLOWS)
_________________________________
Right! (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Twenty-one, obviously,
on the metric system, which is fine.
_________________________________
Come on,
we've got to find that dust.
_________________________________
(CLEARS THROAT)
lf l may, good sirs, I believe
_________________________________
the proper acknowledgement
would be a toast.
_________________________________
(LAUGHS) A toast it is!
_________________________________
Now, there is a good cabin boy.
_________________________________
BONITO: A beautiful suggestion.
_________________________________
-STARBOARD: Quite thirsty, myself.
-Uh-uh!
_________________________________
If it pleases the captain.
_________________________________
You tell those scurvy scallywags that...
_________________________________
(BELL TINKLING)
_________________________________
What did she say?
_________________________________
She said, it does!
_________________________________
(PIRATES CHEERING)
_________________________________
What is better
than a good mug of grog?
_________________________________
Two mugs!
_________________________________
Your tea, Captain. Earl Grey, hot.
_________________________________
Please, sir, may I have some more?
_________________________________
JAMES: To our cunning captain.
_________________________________
Okay, you gotta love the boots.
_________________________________
Just one year ago, we'd lost everything.
_________________________________
Our ship turned adrift, and then
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
-we found her.
-(BELL TINKLES)
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Exactly. We needed a captain.
_________________________________
And when we humbly asked
if she could make us fly...
_________________________________
She didn't stop there.
_________________________________
No! She did one better, she did.
_________________________________
Better indeed!
_________________________________
Soon, she's going to
make the whole ship fly!
_________________________________
PIRATES: To flying!
_________________________________
(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
Fly?
_________________________________
(SINGING)
First the Tower of London, arr!
_________________________________
The guards won't know what hit it
_________________________________
We'll swoop right down
and take the crown
_________________________________
And the Crown Jewels with it
_________________________________
And when we fly to Paris
_________________________________
Oh, the treasures I'll be grabbin'
_________________________________
The Mona Lisa will look lovely
_________________________________
Hanging in me cabin
_________________________________
PIRATES: Hey-ho
_________________________________
Imagine the places that we'll go
_________________________________
No one can stop us
When we're so
_________________________________
High in the stratosphere!
_________________________________
PIRATES: Hey-ho
_________________________________
We'll be the freighter that plunders
_________________________________
Every one of the world's
seven wonders
_________________________________
When we're up in the skies
_________________________________
For who can fight a frigate that flies?
_________________________________
No one can fight a frigate that flies
_________________________________
Next we'll roam to Rome, me lads
_________________________________
And here's what I'll be stealin'
_________________________________
I'll rob the Sistine Chapel
_________________________________
Of the Sistine Chapel's ceilin'
_________________________________
And for all the folks in Egypt
_________________________________
It will be a dismal day
_________________________________
They'll be crying for their mummies
_________________________________
When we take their mummies away!
_________________________________
PIRATES: Hey-ho
_________________________________
Imagine the places that we'll go
_________________________________
No can stop us when we're so high!
_________________________________
They will all cower in fear
_________________________________
Hey-ho, from Delhi to Rio to Venice
_________________________________
There's no city that we will not menace
_________________________________
When we're up in the skies
_________________________________
For who can fight a frigate that flies?
_________________________________
No one can fight a frigate that flies
_________________________________
-Oh, how high we will be!
-We will be
_________________________________
'Cause the blue fairy dust
Surely packs a mighty wallop
_________________________________
Only takes a dollop
_________________________________
-Soon it will set us free
-We'll be free
_________________________________
From the chains of gravity
_________________________________
Then we'll hoist up the sail
_________________________________
And we'll set course for the sun
_________________________________
'Cause when you've got wings
_________________________________
No wicked deed cannot be done
_________________________________
And we owe it all
_________________________________
To our great and glorious captain
_________________________________
Although, now that you mention it,
_________________________________
why are we taking orders
from some fairy, anyway?
_________________________________
-(ALL GASP)
-(SWORD UNSHEATHES)
_________________________________
(GASPS) Heh, heh, heh...
_________________________________
Two, three, four!
_________________________________
Hey-ho,
imagine the places that we'll go
_________________________________
No one can stop us when we're so high
_________________________________
-Givin' a pirate cheer
-PIRATES: Arr!
_________________________________
Hey-ho, we'll be
the freighter that plunders
_________________________________
Every one of the world's
seven wonders
_________________________________
When we're up in the skies
_________________________________
For who can fight a frigate that flies?
_________________________________
Hey-ho, there's not a town or a county
_________________________________
That will not yield its bounty up
_________________________________
When our ship draws near
_________________________________
Hey-ho, there's not a city or village
_________________________________
That we will not plunder or pillage
_________________________________
When we're up in the skies
_________________________________
For who can fight a frigate that flies?
_________________________________
And every nation will give a donation
_________________________________
When they see us sail the skies
_________________________________
In a frigate that flies!
_________________________________
Hey!
_________________________________
(ALL LAUGHING)
_________________________________
ALL: Ah!
_________________________________
(SEAGULLS CAWING)
_________________________________
(GULL SQUAWKS)
_________________________________
It's been six weeks
since we left England.
_________________________________
Five days since we had a breeze.
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
Oh, no. I got the madness!
_________________________________
I got cabin fever!
_________________________________
I've got it too!
_________________________________
Cabin fever!
_________________________________
(SINGING) I got cabin fever it's
burning in my brain
_________________________________
I got cabin fever it's driving me insane
_________________________________
We got cabin fever
we're flipping our bandannas
_________________________________
Been stuck at sea so long that
we have simply gone bananas
_________________________________
Chica chica boom chica
chica boom boom chic arriba!
_________________________________
Chica chica boom boom
chica chica boom boom chic
_________________________________
We, we got cabin fever
_________________________________
We lost what sense we had
_________________________________
We got cabin fever
we're all going mad
_________________________________
Grab your partner by the ears
_________________________________
-Lash him to the wheel
-Yee-haw!
_________________________________
Do-si-do, step on his toe
listen to him squeal
_________________________________
-Ow-hoo-hoo-hoo!
-Allemande left allemande right
_________________________________
it's time to sail or sink
_________________________________
Swing your partner over the side
_________________________________
Drop him in the drink
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
We've got cabin fever.
_________________________________
-No ifs, ands or buts.
-We're disoriented.
_________________________________
-And demented.
-BOTH: And a little nuts.
_________________________________
(SINGING) Ach du leibe
Volkswagen car
_________________________________
(YODELING)
_________________________________
Sauerbraten, wiener
schnitzel und wunderbar
_________________________________
We were sailing, sailing
_________________________________
The wind was on our side
_________________________________
And then it died.
_________________________________
I got cabin fever. I think I lost my grip.
_________________________________
I'd like to get my hands on
whoever wrote this script.
_________________________________
I was floating 'neath the tropic moon
_________________________________
and dreaming of a blue lagoon
_________________________________
Now I'm as crazy as a loon
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Cabin fever has ravaged all aboard
_________________________________
This once small vessel has
become a floating psycho ward
_________________________________
We were sailing, sailing
heading who knows where
_________________________________
And now though we're all here
_________________________________
we're not all there
_________________________________
(ALL LAUGHING, SHOUTING)
_________________________________
Ooh!
_________________________________
ALL: Cabin fever! Ah!
_________________________________
-(BREEZE BLOWING)
-PIRATE: Look! The wind is back!
_________________________________
-PIRATE 2: What are we doin'?
-What goin' on here?
_________________________________
-What was that?
-I feel like such a fool.
_________________________________
-SQUIRE: Yeah, me too.
-I hope nobody saw that.
_________________________________
Embarrassing.
_________________________________
-Get us outta here! Help!
-We didn't hit him!
_________________________________
MONTY: Come on, let us out.
We was only joking.
_________________________________
Ooh! Hey, Long John!
Hey! Get us outta here!
_________________________________
Yeah!
_________________________________
-Hey, Polly.
-What?
_________________________________
What was that song that just happened?
_________________________________
What are you talkin' about?
_________________________________
You know, uh, "Cabin Fever. Ah."
_________________________________
-That.
-You see, John?
_________________________________
You gotta get us outta here now!
Clueless is startin' to go crackers!
_________________________________
Here you go.
_________________________________
-Your bread and water for today.
-But I ordered shrimp scampi.
_________________________________
It's more than you deserve,
ya villainous dogs!
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Oh, Jim.
_________________________________
By rights, I should be locked up too
_________________________________
for lettin' thieves like them
aboard this ship.
_________________________________
Oh, it chills me.
_________________________________
To think that they almost
killed your little friends,
_________________________________
looking for some daft treasure map.
_________________________________
None of this would've happened if I'd
have given Captain Smollett the...
_________________________________
I mean...
_________________________________
What, lad?
_________________________________
I'm not really sure I should be talking
about this with you or with anyone.
_________________________________
You mean, you've really
got a treasure map?
_________________________________
Not anymore. Mr. Arrow took it and
locked it up in the Captain's cabin.
_________________________________
You must promise to keep it a secret.
_________________________________
Oh, don't bother your head about that.
You've only told old Long John.
_________________________________
Now, you run along and do your chores.
Go on.
_________________________________
Go on.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
Safely now. Safely.
_________________________________
(IMITATES FOGHORN)
_________________________________
Steady as she goes.
_________________________________
Oh, Mr. Silver, good evening.
_________________________________
-Wicked fog tonight, sir.
-Hmm. Hmm.
_________________________________
Reminds me of the night
we ran aground off the Pampas.
_________________________________
Half the crew drowned in leaky lifeboats.
_________________________________
Ah, it were a terrible shame.
_________________________________
-Leaky lifeboats?
-Oh, a common occurrence, sir.
_________________________________
A little-used
piece of equipment falls into disrepair
_________________________________
-and becomes, uh, shall we say...
-Unsafe?
_________________________________
Oh, I'm not
sayin' our lifeboats are unsafe, sir.
_________________________________
I'm not sayin' we got problems, uh...
_________________________________
Still...
_________________________________
Hmm. Hmm. The caulking appears tight.
_________________________________
No dampness under the gunwale.
_________________________________
This one seems seaworthy.
_________________________________
Oh, well, sir, they do, of course, until
you get them out in the open ocean.
_________________________________
-Cast me off, Mr. Silver.
-Oh, yes, sir.
_________________________________
Oh, sir, is there anything
I can hold for you for safekeeping?
_________________________________
Your hat? Your coat? Um...
_________________________________
Your keys?
_________________________________
Hmm? My keys!
_________________________________
Of course. If they were to fell overboard,
_________________________________
(GRUNTS) it would be disastrous.
_________________________________
Oh, that it would, sir.
_________________________________
Oh! Cast me off, Mr. Silver!
_________________________________
Aye, aye, sir!
_________________________________
Thank you, Mr. Silver.
_________________________________
Just doin' my duty, sir.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
Oh, yes, John.
_________________________________
(ROOSTER CROWS)
_________________________________
MAN: Man overboard!
_________________________________
(CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________
Uh, yes.
_________________________________
-Oh, uh, I'm sorry, sir.
-Wha...
_________________________________
Mr. Arrow's gone overboard, and
_________________________________
all we found was his hat!
_________________________________
-(SOBBING)
-Oh, no.
_________________________________
And so, my friends, the sea has claimed
another loyal officer and friend.
_________________________________
SMOLLETT: This was a person
who served...
_________________________________
I got it! I got it!
_________________________________
Shh! Okay, after you, Monty.
_________________________________
-No, after you.
-Oh, will you just come on?
_________________________________
Mr. Samuel Arrow, a wonderful man who
_________________________________
used to get us up from our beds
before dawn for a good flossing.
_________________________________
Okay, okay.
Now, spread out and find the map.
_________________________________
Yeah.
_________________________________
May the wind be ever at your back,
Samuel Arrow.
_________________________________
Rest in peace, my friend.
_________________________________
-Amen.
-Amen.
_________________________________
-(MANIACAL LAUGHING)
-Shh.
_________________________________
Ha-ha-ha! See? See?
_________________________________
Wait! Open up! Open it!
_________________________________
No, we gotta take it to Long John.
Come on.
_________________________________
-Oh.
-(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
GONZO: (SPITS)
This apple has a worm in it.
_________________________________
RIZZO: That's not a worm.
That's my tail.
_________________________________
Oh.
_________________________________
-(MUNCHING)
-What's wrong?
_________________________________
Well, it just feels so weird.
_________________________________
You mean, that Mr. Arrow's dead?
_________________________________
Yeah, that, and my pants
are filled with starfish.
_________________________________
You and your hobbies!
_________________________________
-Rizzo.
-(BOTH SCREAM)
_________________________________
-Jim, we've missed you! Climb in!
-Can't. I'm doing my chores.
_________________________________
-Oh, come on. Share an apple.
-Yeah, come on!
_________________________________
Whoa! Oh!
_________________________________
Anyway, here's the plan.
_________________________________
I say we should kill that captain now.
_________________________________
POLLY: Then we'll get that twit of a bear!
_________________________________
CLUELESS: Can we make a rug
out of him?
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Oh, hi, Long John.
_________________________________
(LAUGHTER STOPS)
_________________________________
I'm an easy man.
A gentleman of fortune, says most.
_________________________________
But it makes me sick at heart
to sail with the likes of you.
_________________________________
Now, get this straight.
_________________________________
If anyone mutinies before I says so,
_________________________________
I'll throw you overboard
like I did that scurvy mate Mr. Arrow!
_________________________________
I says, let the Captain
steer us closer to the island.
_________________________________
I've got the lad's treasure map now.
_________________________________
When the time is ripe, we'll kill 'em all!
_________________________________
POLLY: That's what I said!
That's what I said!
_________________________________
MONTY: Kill them all!
_________________________________
-MAN ON DECK: Land ho!
-Come on, lads! Let's go!
_________________________________
Yea! Land ho!
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(PIRATES CHATTERING, LAUGHING)
_________________________________
-Oh, my goodness!
-(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________
WALDORF: Land ho!
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
Beachfront property!
_________________________________
Retirement estates!
_________________________________
-Bikinis!
-Bikinis!
_________________________________
(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
(FAIRIES GASPING)
_________________________________
-Whoa.
-Tink.
_________________________________
(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
IRIDESSA: It looks like...
_________________________________
The Pixie Dust Tree back home.
_________________________________
Zarina must have grown it.
_________________________________
So, that's how they're going to fly.
_________________________________
She's going to make pixie dust.
_________________________________
Throw the mainsail! Drop anchor!
_________________________________
Bring her up hard
of starboard, helmsman.
_________________________________
Prepare to lower the longboats.
_________________________________
(CHATTERING, SHOUTING)
_________________________________
Bring those barrels over here, lads!
_________________________________
Helmsman, give a hand
with the longboats.
_________________________________
-Captain, may I speak with you?
-I'm sorta busy, Jim.
_________________________________
But, Captain, we just heard
Long John is planning a mutiny,
_________________________________
and he's got the treasure map.
_________________________________
-Yeah.
-I see.
_________________________________
-Mr. Silver?
-Aye, aye, Cap'n!
_________________________________
Mr. Silver, I want you
to take the crew ashore at once.
_________________________________
We need water and provisions.
Take as long as you want.
_________________________________
(CHEERING)
_________________________________
Sir!
_________________________________
'Tis a task to my liking, sir! That it is!
_________________________________
Quickly, boys. Gather the officers
and meet me to my quarters.
_________________________________
-Quickly.
-Yes, sir.
_________________________________
This is a lucky break.
Captain lettin' us go ashore.
_________________________________
Us with the map and all.
_________________________________
It's like giving
the treasure to us on a silver platter.
_________________________________
Aye, that it is, Polly.
Never trust a silver platter.
_________________________________
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
_________________________________
Jim, lad!
_________________________________
There's room in the boat for one more.
Come along for an adventure.
_________________________________
I can't. The Captain wants me.
_________________________________
Oh, what a shame!
I'll miss you, lad. That I will.
_________________________________
Uh, Jim!
I seem to have left my crutch on board.
_________________________________
Hand it to me like a good lad, will ya?
_________________________________
There's a good boy.
_________________________________
Ah, it'll be a bit closer than that.
I can't reach it from there.
_________________________________
-(GRUNTS)
-Oh!
_________________________________
Cast away, men! Be quick now!
_________________________________
Go, go, go!
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
The plan is simple.
Once the pirates are ashore,
_________________________________
we set sail and return in a year or so.
_________________________________
By then, all the fight
should be out of 'em.
_________________________________
Oh, now I understand.
That's a brilliant plan!
_________________________________
-Except for one thing.
-What's that?
_________________________________
The pirates have Jim!
_________________________________
I'm tired!
_________________________________
-You're what?
-I'm getting tired!
_________________________________
-He says go faster.
-I'm getting tired!
_________________________________
Ahoy, you biscuit-eating bilge rats!
_________________________________
Prepare to dock starboard!
_________________________________
-PIRATES: Docking starboard!
-(BELL TINKLING)
_________________________________
Captain says, raise the sails
and step lively!
_________________________________
PIRATES: Raise the sails!
_________________________________
Heave!
_________________________________
Bring her around, Mr. Yang!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING) Bringing her around!
_________________________________
-Let go anchor!
-JAMES: Let go anchor!
_________________________________
-Get out all lines!
-JAMES: Get out all lines!
_________________________________
PIRATES: Casting lines!
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
STARBOARD: Come on, get moving.
PORT: Are you talking to me?
_________________________________
JAMES: Captain says, restock the ship.
_________________________________
We set sail at dawn.
_________________________________
Yes, Captain. Load ship, right away.
_________________________________
PORT: Hey, watch where
you're swinging that thing!
_________________________________
YANG: (LAUGHS) Work faster, now!
_________________________________
That's it!
_________________________________
Come on.
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Locked.
_________________________________
PORT: Come on, you lubber,
get on with it.
_________________________________
Someone's coming!
_________________________________
-Pirate!
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
Hide!
_________________________________
-(MOUSE SQUEAKS)
-(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
(FAIRIES WHIMPERING)
_________________________________
(WHISPERS) Animal Fairy, you're up.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
_________________________________
Excuse me, mouse. Uh...
_________________________________
Mr. Mouse. (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Would you mind terribly moving on?
_________________________________
We need this space to do a little hiding.
_________________________________
-(SQUEAKING)
-Oh!
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Much obliged.
_________________________________
Bye-bye!
_________________________________
Aw, what a cute little mouse.
_________________________________
-It was a rat.
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
Ew!
_________________________________
JAMES: Hey, shoo, rat!
_________________________________
(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________
Uh, permission to enter, Captain.
_________________________________
This is our chance.
_________________________________
Now!
_________________________________
(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
I had Oppenheimer
make you your favorite.
_________________________________
The dust.
_________________________________
I know how much you like
a little something sweet while you work.
_________________________________
(BELL TINKLING)
_________________________________
Well, you're quite welcome.
_________________________________
Hmm? Oh, uh...
_________________________________
Uh, yes, of course. Sorry.
_________________________________
Ah, right, second drawer.
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Look at that.
_________________________________
It sparkles like a thousand sapphires.
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
You're quite the little genius.
_________________________________
It's hard to believe the other fairies
didn't appreciate your talent.
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
-Sil?
-She looks seasick.
_________________________________
(RETCHES) This never happened
when I was a Water Fairy.
_________________________________
JAMES:
You know, I remember when I couldn't
_________________________________
-understand a single jingle.
-VIDIA: Oh, no!
_________________________________
Huh?
_________________________________
(SILVERMIST VOMITING)
_________________________________
I'm fine.
_________________________________
(SNIFFING)
_________________________________
-ROSETTA: Fawn!
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
(BOTH GASP)
_________________________________
-Sorry!
-What are you doing?
_________________________________
-What Dess does.
-That's not what I do.
_________________________________
Well, stop it!
_________________________________
You shouldn't take light so lightly.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
-What?
-What, what? What?
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY)
No, nothing, nothing!
_________________________________
Ooh.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
It's still so hard to believe
that this blue dust can make flying dust.
_________________________________
Yes, but only if you...
_________________________________
-(BELL TINKLING)
-Ah!
_________________________________
So, the secret is the infusion
of the blue dust directly into the tree.
_________________________________
-(GROANS)
-Sil, you okay?
_________________________________
Start throwing out the line.
_________________________________
All right, Tink, open the drawer
as much as you can.
_________________________________
JAMES: So, once the golden
dust has been produced...
_________________________________
Sil, hold the line.
_________________________________
JAMES: ...the sluice will coat the ship
with the perfect amount,
_________________________________
and at that point, we take to the skies!
_________________________________
Very impressive, Captain.
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
JAMES: No pirate I know could
have imagined such a scheme.
_________________________________
-(BOTH GRUNTING)
-Whoa!
_________________________________
Ahh!
_________________________________
-Oh.
-Vidia!
_________________________________
You've turned out to be quite
the pint-sized prodigy,
_________________________________
if I may say.
_________________________________
It's been an adventure and an honor.
_________________________________
Your sword, Captain.
_________________________________
Hmm.
_________________________________
(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
(ALL EXCLAIM)
_________________________________
Y'all okay?
_________________________________
Yeah. They're headed for the tree.
_________________________________
Come on!
_________________________________
Whoa! What is up with your...
_________________________________
Hey, hey, we should catch up with Tink.
_________________________________
Shh.
_________________________________
STARBOARD:
All right, just give me the strap.
_________________________________
YANG: That's it, hold it in place.
_________________________________
JAMES:
Right, watch the angle of the flume.
_________________________________
Too much pitch, and she'll overflow.
_________________________________
STARBOARD: Aye aye, Captain!
_________________________________
JAMES:
Make sure the seams are sealed.
_________________________________
Captain doesn't want
to lose a single grain
_________________________________
of that precious dust.
_________________________________
STARBOARD: Oh, that golden dust.
_________________________________
(IRIDESSA WHIMPERS)
_________________________________
FAIRIES: Dess! Quiet!
_________________________________
Sorry. I barely touched it.
_________________________________
Well, don't touch it at all.
_________________________________
-Just hover.
-Yeah, hover.
_________________________________
All right, all right.
_________________________________
As soon as she's gone,
we'll grab the dust and get out of here.
_________________________________
Maybe we should try and talk to her.
_________________________________
Yeah, because that worked out
so well back at the waterfall.
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
(BUZZING)
_________________________________
Hey, shoo.
_________________________________
(GRUNTS) Hey!
_________________________________
Shoo, shoo!
_________________________________
-(BUZZING)
-Hey, hey, hey...
_________________________________
Go, go, go!
_________________________________
Oh, no. No!
No, no, no, no, no!
_________________________________
Stop growing. Stop growing.
Please, branch, no!
_________________________________
(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
We got you!
_________________________________
Did you really think
by switching our talents,
_________________________________
you could beat us?
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) Looks that way.
_________________________________
-(WHISTLES)
-OPPENHEIMER: Got them!
_________________________________
-(ALL GASPING)
-TINKER BELL: Zarina!
_________________________________
Well done. Got them all
in one swell foop, I did.
_________________________________
Zarina, don't do this.
_________________________________
Come back with us. Come back home.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
I'll never go back to Pixie Hollow.
_________________________________
You don't belong here.
_________________________________
This is exactly where I belong, Tink.
_________________________________
We appreciate what she can do.
_________________________________
We treasure it, actually.
_________________________________
-(SNAP FINGERS)
-(OPPENHEIMER LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Put them below,
and keep your eye on them.
_________________________________
Oh, right. Maybe I'll use, uh, this one?
_________________________________
While you still have it. (LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Captain, are you all right?
_________________________________
(BELL TINKLES)
_________________________________
Captain says, back to work, gentlemen.
_________________________________
YANG: All righty, mates, you heard him.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
OPPENHEIMER: And, right.
_________________________________
Perfect fit.
_________________________________
Welcome to your new cabin.
_________________________________
-(ALARM RINGING)
-Oh.
_________________________________
Me stock is ready.
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(SINGING)
_________________________________
Oh, well, now, look at that.
(SNIFFS) Oh, lovely.
_________________________________
Oh, that is good eating right there.
_________________________________
Isn't it, Mum? "Yes, it is, darling."
_________________________________
Oh, let me see.
What shall I make tonight?
_________________________________
Well, I've still got some lard
and some old cabbage.
_________________________________
Okay, we need a plan.
_________________________________
Here we go.
_________________________________
(RUMBLING)
_________________________________
(BOTH GASPING)
_________________________________
-Whoa!
-Mmm.
_________________________________
-Ah!
-JAMES: Oh!
_________________________________
It worked!
_________________________________
-Yes, she did it!
-YANG: It worked! (LAUGHS)
_________________________________
-It's working!
-Pixie dust!
_________________________________
-Look at it! Amazing!
-(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
We're going to fly!
_________________________________
(LAUGHS) From a trickle to a roar.
_________________________________
BONITO: Fly like a happy bird!
_________________________________
(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
(LAUGHTER, SHOUTING)
_________________________________
Hey, man!
I can't figure out what side we're on.
_________________________________
Are we with the pirates
or the frog captain?
_________________________________
Oh, hey, man, just play the gig.
_________________________________
Never get involved in politics.
_________________________________
Politics! Politics!
_________________________________
LONG JOHN: Jim, lad!
_________________________________
(LAUGHTER)
_________________________________
Easy, Jim. 'Tis all in good fun.
_________________________________
Pleased I am to initiate you
into our enterprising, um... Company.
_________________________________
(LAUGHTER)
_________________________________
Which entitles you
to all the benefits thereof.
_________________________________
I don't want any benefits.
_________________________________
This is a one-time special offer, Jim, lad.
_________________________________
Say no, and I will
be forced to terminate our relationship.
_________________________________
You're nothing but murdering pirates.
_________________________________
-Pirates!
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Pirates. Oh, Jim.
_________________________________
If that's what you're thinking,
_________________________________
you're dead wrong.
_________________________________
(SINGING) When I was just a lad
_________________________________
Looking for my true vocation
_________________________________
My father said now, son, this choice
_________________________________
deserves deliberation
_________________________________
Though you could be a doctor
_________________________________
Or perhaps a financier
_________________________________
My boy, why not consider
a more challenging career
_________________________________
Hey, ho, ho
_________________________________
You'll cruise to foreign shores
_________________________________
Sing it, lads!
_________________________________
And you'll keep your mind and body
sound by working out of doors
_________________________________
True friendship and adventure
are what we can't live without
_________________________________
And when you're a professional pirate
_________________________________
that's what the job's about
_________________________________
Upstage, lads! This is my only number.
_________________________________
Now take Sir Francis Drake
the Spanish all despise him
_________________________________
but to the British he's a
hero and they idolize him
_________________________________
It's how you look at buccaneers
_________________________________
that makes them bad or good
_________________________________
And I see us as members
of a noble brotherhood
_________________________________
-Hup
-Hey, ho, ho
_________________________________
I love it! 'Tis poetry in motion.
_________________________________
We're honourable men
_________________________________
and before we lose our
tempers we will always count to ten
_________________________________
On occasion there may be
someone you have to execute
_________________________________
But when you're a professional pirate
_________________________________
you don't have to wear a suit
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
I could have been a surgeon
I like taking things apart
_________________________________
I could have been a lawyer
but I just had too much heart
_________________________________
I could have been in politics
_________________________________
'cause I've always been a big spender
_________________________________
And me, I could've been a contender
_________________________________
(LAUGHTER)
_________________________________
Some say that pirates steal
_________________________________
and should be feared and hated
_________________________________
I say we're victims of bad press
_________________________________
It's all exaggerated
_________________________________
We'd never stab you in the back
_________________________________
We'd never lie or cheat
_________________________________
We're just about the nicest guys
_________________________________
you'd ever want to meet
_________________________________
-Well, look at us, Jim.
-(HUMMING)
_________________________________
We're a festival of conviviality.
_________________________________
(LAUGHTER)
_________________________________
Congeniality!
_________________________________
-That's conviviality, stupid.
-That's what I said.
_________________________________
We're ready, o capitan!
_________________________________
Good. You men guard
the ship while I'm gone.
_________________________________
We'll be back as soon as we get Jim.
_________________________________
-Aye, aye, Captain.
-Cast off, Mr. Beaker.
_________________________________
Thanks for coming along, men.
_________________________________
Are you kidding? Jim is family.
_________________________________
Yeah.
_________________________________
Tell the truth, lad.
_________________________________
Do you really
think the Captain and the Squire
_________________________________
are planning to share the
treasure with the likes of us?
_________________________________
Can't hear ya. No?
_________________________________
And we being the rightful owners.
_________________________________
Flint's own crew, who shed
our blood getting it here!
_________________________________
Join us, lad.
_________________________________
Donate your compass to the treasure
hunt and get a full share!
_________________________________
Hey, ho, ho it's one for all for one
_________________________________
And we'll share and
share alike with you
_________________________________
and love you like a son
_________________________________
We're gentlemen of fortune
_________________________________
and that's what we're proud to be
_________________________________
And when you're a professional pirate
_________________________________
You'll be honest brave and free
_________________________________
The soul of decency
_________________________________
You'll be loyal and fair
and on the square
_________________________________
And most importantly
_________________________________
When you're a professional pirate
_________________________________
You're always in the best
_________________________________
of company
_________________________________
(CANNON BLAST)
_________________________________
Down!
_________________________________
There! Captain Smollett
coming to rescue me.
_________________________________
Don't get your hopes up, laddie.
_________________________________
I've taken the liberty
of hiding a few of my men aboard.
_________________________________
If a second round follows,
_________________________________
it means they've
taken over the Hispanola,
_________________________________
and I'm the new cap'n.
_________________________________
(LAUGHTER)
_________________________________
Now, then.
_________________________________
-(CANNON BLAST)
-(CHEERING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING, GROANING)
_________________________________
How infortuitous our firearms
weren't loaded, Beakie.
_________________________________
I'll say! We might have shot somebody.
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
I'm the only friend you've
got in the world now, Jim.
_________________________________
Let's dig up the treasure together, eh?
_________________________________
Shipmates, remember?
_________________________________
We'll be needing your compass, though.
_________________________________
No.
_________________________________
I'll be taking it either way, Jim.
_________________________________
-Ha!
-(CHEERING)
_________________________________
Come on then, lads. Let's not waste time.
_________________________________
-(PANTING)
-Well, it's too dark to do anything now.
_________________________________
We'll camp here and wait for first light.
_________________________________
(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________
Oh, hey, Rizzo, relax! Don't be so afraid.
_________________________________
Oh, I've gone way beyond afraid.
_________________________________
Right now I'm somewhere between
_________________________________
bed-wetting
and a near-death experience.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
Good night, boys.
_________________________________
-Well, good night.
-Right.
_________________________________
-'Night, Rizzo.
-Yeah, sure.
_________________________________
(WHIMPERING CONTINUES)
_________________________________
(GROWLING, GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Gonzo? Is that you, Gonzo?
_________________________________
Boy, Gonzo, it sounds like you're
coming down with a little cold there.
_________________________________
(STAMMERING) I'm just gonna
light a match if you don't mind, here.
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
PIRATE: Long John, look!
_________________________________
Flint hung 'em up there
after he gullied 'em
_________________________________
to mark the trail to the treasure.
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
Wicked sense of humor ol' Flinty had.
_________________________________
-It's a sign. This is a cursed place.
-Yeah!
_________________________________
Well, there's an informed opinion.
_________________________________
All right, Jim, lad, where to from here?
_________________________________
"On a heading of 179 degrees,
_________________________________
"walk 312 paces from where
the dead men hang high."
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
That way!
_________________________________
-You're gonna go? You're gonna...
-Come on!
_________________________________
Howdy, vous stinky
froggy man and friends.
_________________________________
I am Spa'am, high priest of the boars.
_________________________________
You mucho wickedness
go trespass on island.
_________________________________
Now you suffer the wrath of our queen,
_________________________________
Boom Sha-kal-a-kal.
_________________________________
Terrific. Captured by crazed wild pigs
and sacrificed before a pagan altar.
_________________________________
-Are we lucky or what?
-Silence, smelly sailor mans!
_________________________________
You have violated sacred island.
_________________________________
Uh-oh, excuse me.
I am Captain Smollett.
_________________________________
We mean no harm to your culture.
_________________________________
We embrace all creatures
of different nationalities.
_________________________________
-Silence!
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
Bring forth Boom Sha-kal-a-kal!
_________________________________
That can't be good.
_________________________________
(SINGING) Boom Sha-kal-a-kal
Boom Sha-kal-a-kal
_________________________________
Boom Sha-kal-a-kal
Boom Sha-kal-a-kal
_________________________________
Boom Sha-kal-a-kal
Boom Sha-kal-a-kal
_________________________________
Boom Sha-kal-a-kal
Boom Sha-kal-a-kal
_________________________________
(CHANTING CONTINUES)
_________________________________
These tropical floor shows are so exotic.
_________________________________
Yeah, and the food is to die for.
_________________________________
(CHANTING CONTINUES)
_________________________________
(ELEPHANT TRUMPETING)
_________________________________
(TRUMPETING)
_________________________________
Boom sha-kal-a-kal
_________________________________
Bonsoir, mes amis!
_________________________________
(GIGGLES)
_________________________________
-(GASPS)
-Come, Flaubert.
_________________________________
(SCREAMS, GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(YELLING, GROANING)
_________________________________
(SIGHING)
_________________________________
Flaubert! Get away, you stupid anteater!
You spoiled my entrance!
_________________________________
Boom Sha-kal-a-kal
Boom Sha-kal-a-kal
_________________________________
-Oh, knock it off!
-Oh.
_________________________________
(GIGGLING)
_________________________________
Greetings. Moi am Benjamina Gunn.
_________________________________
Maroonee, temptress
and queen of this...
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(SIGHING)
_________________________________
Smolly, can it be you?
_________________________________
Benjamina.
_________________________________
-Hi-yah!
-(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
-(GONG)
-(CHEERING)
_________________________________
Oh, uh, old girlfriend.
_________________________________
(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________
Tie 'em back in their stakes!
_________________________________
...306, 307, 308, 309,
_________________________________
310, 311, 312.
_________________________________
PIRATE: This is it.
_________________________________
What if Clueless is right?
_________________________________
(STAMMERING) What if it is cursed?
_________________________________
-I'll show you what I think of your curse.
-(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
You mewling little lily-livered,
_________________________________
toffee-hearted little
wuss of a crustacean!
_________________________________
"Treasure buried here."
_________________________________
(CHATTERING)
_________________________________
Oy, we don't even have to dig it up!
_________________________________
Come on, mates! The treasure's ours!
_________________________________
(CHEERING, SHOUTING)
_________________________________
(MURMURING)
_________________________________
There's no treasure, Silver!
You brought us here for nothing.
_________________________________
And now we'll be tried for mutiny!
_________________________________
Yeah!
_________________________________
I say... We should kill him!
_________________________________
(SHOUTING)
_________________________________
Run, lad! Save yourself!
_________________________________
-Why are you doing this for me?
-Because I like you, boy.
_________________________________
I hope you didn't think
I wasn't lying about that.
_________________________________
-(SHOUTING)
-Run!
_________________________________
Cold gruel, with a little bit of sawdust.
_________________________________
A dash of rodent, sauteed of course.
_________________________________
Some carrots? No.
_________________________________
Hey, where you think
you're going, little fella?
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Now is our chance. Go, go, go, go!
_________________________________
-Come on, all together.
-(FAIRIES QUARRELLING)
_________________________________
IRIDESSA: I'm going as fast as I can!
_________________________________
Oh, not today, my darlings.
_________________________________
Would you be kind enough
to hold this for me?
_________________________________
Perfect.
_________________________________
Anybody else got an idea?
_________________________________
(SIGHS DEEPLY)
_________________________________
Absolutely astonishing.
_________________________________
Just imagine, flying like a bird.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Of course, you do that all the time.
_________________________________
What's it like? How do you even steer?
_________________________________
It's pretty simple, actually. Lean left.
_________________________________
Lean right, fly right.
_________________________________
(STAMMERING)
_________________________________
Whoa, whoa, whoa...
_________________________________
This is... (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
_________________________________
Are you afraid?
_________________________________
Hmm?
_________________________________
Afraid? (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Lead on, Captain.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Oh, I'm doing it.
_________________________________
I'm...
_________________________________
I'm flying!
_________________________________
(BOTH GASPING)
_________________________________
-Look out, mates!
-(ALL EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________
-Whoa, whoa, whoa.
-STARBOARD: Look at him go.
_________________________________
What's so funny? Whoa! Whoa, whoa...
_________________________________
You can't fly like that.
Put your legs together.
_________________________________
(BOTH LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(YELLING)
_________________________________
Whoo! (LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________
Oh. (LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Just try to keep up.
_________________________________
(JAMES PANTING)
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Whoo-hoo!
_________________________________
-Whoo.
-(BELL TINKLING)
_________________________________
Aye aye, Captain!
_________________________________
STARBOARD: The lad is flying!
_________________________________
(PIRATES LAUGHING)
_________________________________
It works! It really works.
_________________________________
And pretty soon, we'll have enough dust
to make the whole ship fly.
_________________________________
-Right, Zarina?
-(BELL TINKLES)
_________________________________
And as long as we have the blue dust,
we'll never run out of flying dust.
_________________________________
-Right again?
-Right again, James.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Well, then, we won't need you anymore.
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(JAMES LAUGHING)
_________________________________
-Our plan worked perfectly.
-(PIRATES LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Fairies are such gullible creatures.
_________________________________
-Aren't they, lads?
-(PIRATES CHEER)
_________________________________
No match for an Eton education
such as mine.
_________________________________
STARBOARD:
He's a smart one, isn't he?
_________________________________
The power of the pixie dust
is finally ours.
_________________________________
(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
We've had enough kissing up
to that pint-sized prima donna.
_________________________________
No quarter for her.
_________________________________
Let's make her walk a tiny little plank.
_________________________________
STARBOARD: Yes, tiny!
PORT: A tiny plank!
_________________________________
She can fly, you cretins.
_________________________________
ALL: Oh!
YANG: You know, he's right.
_________________________________
That is why he is the captain.
_________________________________
She'd just fly away. I get it.
_________________________________
(LAUGHS) Mi capitén.
_________________________________
PORT:
What if we tie her wings together?
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
There's no stopping us.
_________________________________
We'll plunder every port
in all the seven seas.
_________________________________
(PIRATES CHEERING)
_________________________________
Prepare to get under way,
you scurvy scallywags.
_________________________________
We've got a ship to fly.
_________________________________
(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
Ha. And as for you,
you'll make a fine little nightlight.
_________________________________
Take greeny, flippy,
bulgy-eyed one away.
_________________________________
Others stay. Chop chop!
_________________________________
(MUTTERING)
_________________________________
Hey, wait! Where are you taking him?
_________________________________
(HUMMING)
_________________________________
Hmm. Take the mousie,
then skewer the mousie!
_________________________________
Well, how else do you think
we were gonna get him in this movie?
_________________________________
Yeah.
_________________________________
-(LAUGHING)
-(MUTTERING)
_________________________________
I wish we were back at the Admiral
Benbow eating table scraps.
_________________________________
(LAUGHS) We're about
to become table scraps.
_________________________________
Well, this is terrible! This is the worst
thing that's ever happened to me.
_________________________________
Wait a second! I've been cut loose!
_________________________________
-Hiya, guys.
-(SHRIEKS)
_________________________________
Jim, they've got Captain Smollett.
_________________________________
I know. Come on. We've got to get help.
_________________________________
Oh, okay. Where will we go?
_________________________________
(MUD BUNNY CRYING)
_________________________________
Tom, Tom, Tom!
_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________
Dead Tom's dead!
_________________________________
(CRYING)
_________________________________
Long John shot him!
_________________________________
(SOBBING)
_________________________________
But Dead Tom's always been dead.
_________________________________
That's why he's called Dead Tom.
_________________________________
Oh.
_________________________________
Can we get on with this?
Get outta here, will ya?
_________________________________
-Cluless!
-Yeah, yeah?
_________________________________
-Give it to him.
-Yeah!
_________________________________
But, uh, it's not his birthday.
_________________________________
No, no, no, no! The paper!
_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
This is for you.
_________________________________
-The black spot?
-Yeah!
_________________________________
You dare to give me the black spot?
_________________________________
-(STAMMERING) He told me to.
-Shut up, will ya?
_________________________________
And it's drawn on a page from the Bible.
_________________________________
You tore a page from the holy scriptures
_________________________________
to make a pirate's death sentence?
_________________________________
Uh, here.
_________________________________
Oh, the red-hot gates of hell
_________________________________
are creeping open!
_________________________________
Satan is heating his pokers for you,
_________________________________
you blasphemous heathens!
_________________________________
-(WHIMPERING)
-Fall down on your knees
_________________________________
and beg for deliverance from damnation!
_________________________________
-Please forgive us.
-Please forgive me.
_________________________________
Very good. You're forgiven.
_________________________________
-Oh, thank you.
-Now untie me!
_________________________________
(MUTTERING)
_________________________________
And let's go find the treasure!
_________________________________
Oh, you are a good man.
_________________________________
You are a kind man. A handsome man.
_________________________________
-Precious.
-Oh, he's... You're precious and...
_________________________________
-Beautiful.
-And he's beautiful. Oh.
_________________________________
Yeah, here's the boat. Oh, no!
_________________________________
Well, that won't help us.
We're gonna have to swim to the ship.
_________________________________
Hello! Earth to Jimbo.
_________________________________
Swimming to a ship that's
full of killer pirates
_________________________________
to save the Captain is not a good plan.
_________________________________
Look!
_________________________________
Yes. The gunwale and keel
are definitely safe.
_________________________________
-Mr. Arrow! It's me! Jim!
-Mr. Arrow!
_________________________________
Mr. Arrow, over here!
_________________________________
Over here, sir!
_________________________________
Oh. Oh, boys. Come join me
_________________________________
aboard this exceptionally safe little boat.
_________________________________
Hmm.
_________________________________
By the way, that Silver
fellow may not be trustworthy.
_________________________________
-(CHUCKLES) Now he tells us!
-Yeah.
_________________________________
And here's a photo opportunity
you will not want to miss.
_________________________________
The actual jungle location for the
movie, Frozen Fever.
_________________________________
-Oh, my goodness!
-Keep up, people.
_________________________________
Hey, when do we eat?
My feet are killing me.
_________________________________
Of all the backwater,
no-class piles of sand in the ocean,
_________________________________
you had to wash up on mine.
_________________________________
Benjamina, I just want you
to know that I'm sorry.
_________________________________
Sorry? No, no, sorry doesn't cut it.
_________________________________
You left me standing at the altar!
_________________________________
I was on a ship headed for Zanzibar.
I got cold feet.
_________________________________
You're a frog.
You're supposed to have cold feet.
_________________________________
My mother came
all the way from France.
_________________________________
I was wearing her white lace dress.
_________________________________
The cake was filled with lemon custard!
_________________________________
(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________
Mina, fate has brought us
together again.
_________________________________
Well, actually, buried treasure and
pirates brought us together...
_________________________________
Don't you start with me about pirates!
_________________________________
After you jilted me I took
up with this Bernie Flint.
_________________________________
-The man was totally codependent.
-You and Captain Flint?
_________________________________
Well, he was a pirate, I was a lady...
You know the story.
_________________________________
-(WHIMPERING)
-Smolly? He marooned me.
_________________________________
Me!
_________________________________
(SOBBING)
_________________________________
Oh. Oh. Oh.
_________________________________
This is all my fault.
Oh, what have I done to you?
_________________________________
Mushy-mushy! Oh. Lovey-dovey!
_________________________________
(LAUGHTER)
_________________________________
Bravo, Cap'n.
_________________________________
(LAUGHTER CONTINUES)
_________________________________
Touching reunion, Benjamina.
_________________________________
This seems to be your day
for renewing old...
_________________________________
(INHALES) Acquaintances.
_________________________________
Oh, well...
_________________________________
(CLEAR THROAT) Hello, Long John.
_________________________________
-Oh, no! Him too?
-If you'd married me.
_________________________________
What does that have to do with it?
_________________________________
I'm a pig! I need commitment!
_________________________________
Now, I'm not gonna
be really patient about this, Benjamina.
_________________________________
Where is the treasure?
_________________________________
Um, I just may not tell you.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Oh, don't play games with me, lass.
_________________________________
I tell you, I'm not a patient man.
_________________________________
-(GASPS)
-Stop! Give up now,
_________________________________
weak and tiny pirate mans,
_________________________________
or die like stinking dogs.
_________________________________
(SHOUTING, GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Hmm, we see you have
boom-boom sticks.
_________________________________
Bye-bye.
_________________________________
(SHOUTING, WHIMPERING)
_________________________________
Oh, brother!
_________________________________
-Now, Benjamina.
-What?
_________________________________
Where's the treasure?
_________________________________
There is no treasure.
It was all a clever ruse.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) Ha!
_________________________________
So where did you get that
gold necklace you're wearing?
_________________________________
The one made of Spanish doubloons.
_________________________________
PIRATE: Aye.
_________________________________
Um...
_________________________________
Shopping channel?
_________________________________
(LAUGHTER)
_________________________________
-(GRUNTS)
-No!
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
-(GASPS)
-(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Swoggle me eyes.
_________________________________
-Now, there's a sight.
-(BELL TINKLES)
_________________________________
Oh, don't feel foolish.
_________________________________
I was just too clever for you. That's all.
_________________________________
Ah! Yes.
_________________________________
Now, you see, my little fairy,
_________________________________
navigating the Never Seas is one thing.
_________________________________
But to chart a course for the sky,
_________________________________
not only do you need
longitude and latitude,
_________________________________
but you also need altitude.
_________________________________
-(BELL TINKLING)
-Hmm. Oh...
_________________________________
Now, let's not be a sore loser.
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
Once we're past the second star,
the world will be my oyster.
_________________________________
And I don't even like oysters.
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
We'll be in and out of every port so fast,
they won't even know what hit them.
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
No, no, no.
_________________________________
Nice try, but it's fairy-proof.
_________________________________
Brilliant, right?
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
-(CLOCK TICKING)
-(GROANS)
_________________________________
Oppenheimer!
_________________________________
That ticking is driving me mad!
_________________________________
Right. It's just a clock, you know.
_________________________________
-Well, not to worry.
-(BELLS TINKLING)
_________________________________
Pretty soon, we'll be flying so high
_________________________________
it'll make these high seas
look downright low!
_________________________________
-Crazy.
-Like we have a choice.
_________________________________
Come on, guys,
we're gonna get out of this.
_________________________________
Well, we wouldn't even be in it
_________________________________
if our new Garden Fairy
didn't grow branches willy-nilly!
_________________________________
You're not saying this is my fault.
_________________________________
-Hmm. If the flower fits.
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
How can I cook
with all that infernal jingle-jangling?
_________________________________
There's only one thing to do.
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Oh, much better. Don't you think, Mum?
_________________________________
None of it would've happened
_________________________________
if you would have come over
to help me with the bee!
_________________________________
Are you saying this is my fault?
_________________________________
Well, if the rose fits.
_________________________________
-(GASPS)
-Let's not point fingers. It's Zarina's fault.
_________________________________
-Guys? Guys?
-Right, what about her?
_________________________________
IRIDESSA: Yeah, let's talk about that.
_________________________________
Guys, look!
_________________________________
(SNIFFING)
_________________________________
(LAUGHS) Great. Just what I need.
_________________________________
(COOING)
_________________________________
Uh-uh-uh. Bad crocodile. Bad croc.
_________________________________
-(WHINES)
-I am not your mother!
_________________________________
Wait. Rosetta,
he can get us out of here.
_________________________________
You're right.
_________________________________
Good. Good crocodile. Come here.
_________________________________
Come here, stocky.
_________________________________
Come to Mama.
_________________________________
Shh! Quiet.
_________________________________
Okay. Now, pull us off the table.
_________________________________
Come here. Come to Mama.
_________________________________
-That's right, sugar.
-(ALL EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________
What is going on here? (GASPS)
_________________________________
A stowaway, is it?
_________________________________
Oh, no!
_________________________________
Oh, no, you don't. (GRUNTS)
_________________________________
Hello.
_________________________________
Hurry! Hurry!
_________________________________
-Gotcha!
-FAIRIES: Rosetta!
_________________________________
-A little extra flavor.
-(GROWLING)
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
Ooh! (LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Good job, crocky.
_________________________________
You are such a good little boy.
Yes, you are.
_________________________________
What a good little
widdle snuggle wuggums.
_________________________________
That's his mama.
_________________________________
Okay, enough. Let's get out of here.
_________________________________
Wait, Vidia.
We can't just race out there.
_________________________________
They'll see us.
_________________________________
Hmm.
_________________________________
(CHATTERING)
_________________________________
Shh.
_________________________________
-Shh.
-Shh.
_________________________________
(GASPS) Fiddle!
_________________________________
Make yourself useful.
Try and save us. Do something!
_________________________________
Shh!
_________________________________
Oh, Master Hawkins,
you've come to rescue us.
_________________________________
I should've let him live in my finger.
_________________________________
We're ready, Master Hawkins.
_________________________________
Do you think this will work, Dr. Livesey?
_________________________________
Oh, yes! My research indicates
that pirates are very superstitious.
_________________________________
Boogie, boogie, boogie!
_________________________________
I am the ghost of Samuel Arrow.
_________________________________
-Boogie!
-(GASPS, WHIMPERING)
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
JIM: Come on, we've got to save
the Captain!
_________________________________
Fantastic, Mr. Arrow.
That was beautiful.
_________________________________
What do we do next?
What do we do now? Uh, Jim?
_________________________________
-Weigh anchor?
-Weigh anchor, okay.
_________________________________
-Set the sails.
-Set the sails!
_________________________________
And you, Squire Trelawney.
_________________________________
(STAMMERING) Now,
Master Hawkins, I...
_________________________________
You take the helm.
_________________________________
Ah!
_________________________________
Step aside, Mr. Bimbo.
I shall be taking the helm.
_________________________________
Hurry, Rizzo!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
I'm going as fast as I can.
_________________________________
-(GROANS)
-Smolly, my love!
_________________________________
Oh, oh!
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
Smolly!
_________________________________
(SNIFFS)
_________________________________
You can't hurt my frog!
_________________________________
Don't tell him anything, Mina.
Uh, I beg you!
_________________________________
He'll only kill you too. Don't listen to him!
_________________________________
-Now...
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
-(WHIMPERING)
-For the last time,
_________________________________
where's the bloody treasure?
_________________________________
(PIRATES YELLING)
_________________________________
Ha!
_________________________________
Stop! Stop, stop, stop, stop!
The treasure's at my place.
_________________________________
North trail, split-level hut with the pink
lawn furniture. You can't miss it.
_________________________________
Now free him at once, you scoundrel!
_________________________________
-(KISSING)
-(SPITTING)
_________________________________
(LAUGHTER)
_________________________________
You know, I'm beginning to see
a pattern in the men I date.
_________________________________
Yeah, well, the past is behind us.
_________________________________
And the future... Below us.
_________________________________
(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________
Oh, it's okay, Mina.
We're together again.
_________________________________
Yes. Despite it all
_________________________________
(SNIFFS) we have each other.
_________________________________
Don't cry for me, Benjamina.
_________________________________
Pardon?
_________________________________
(SINGING) Was I dumb or was I blind
_________________________________
Or did my heart just lose its mind
_________________________________
Why'd I go and throw
_________________________________
our perfect dream away
_________________________________
Looking back I'll never know
_________________________________
How I ever let you go
_________________________________
But destiny could see we deserved
_________________________________
to have another day
_________________________________
BOTH: Love led us here
_________________________________
Right back to where we belong
_________________________________
We followed a star and here we are
_________________________________
Now heaven seems so near
_________________________________
Love led us here
_________________________________
Now I know that life
can take you by surprise
_________________________________
And sweep you off your feet
_________________________________
Did this happen to us
_________________________________
BOTH: Or are we just dreaming
_________________________________
Love led us here
_________________________________
Right back to where we belong
_________________________________
We followed a star and here we are
_________________________________
Now heaven seems so near
_________________________________
Love led us here
_________________________________
So take my hand
_________________________________
And have no fear
_________________________________
We'll be all right
_________________________________
Love led us
_________________________________
here
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Oh, Smolly. You saved me.
_________________________________
(STRAINING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
JAMES: Make ready to sail!
_________________________________
STARBOARD: Aye aye, Captain!
_________________________________
I love the life of a pirate.
_________________________________
-(SQUEAKING)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
But I hate rats.
_________________________________
STARBOARD: Move it, Port.
_________________________________
PORT: I'll move it in me own good time.
_________________________________
Huh, see anything?
_________________________________
Nope. All clear up here.
_________________________________
Well, it's not clear down here. It stinks!
_________________________________
I know, isn't it great?
_________________________________
-Smells just like skunk.
-Huh.
_________________________________
Spoken like a true Animal Fairy.
_________________________________
I wish.
_________________________________
All right, you guys.
Remember, right arm, left foot. Got it?
_________________________________
FAIRIES: Aye aye.
_________________________________
Sil, I'm right, you're left.
_________________________________
-SILVERMIST: Right.
-No, left.
_________________________________
-I mean, left.
-What?
_________________________________
-And you're right.
-(SCOFFS) Let's go.
_________________________________
Aye aye!
_________________________________
(FAIRIES GROAN)
_________________________________
SILVERMIST: Big pole.
_________________________________
FAIRIES: Back, back, back.
_________________________________
VIDIA: Forward, forward, forward.
_________________________________
Hey, you swabs, work faster!
_________________________________
Hey!
_________________________________
Oppenheimer!
_________________________________
Don't forget the kippers. (LAUGHING)
_________________________________
And you, back to work.
_________________________________
Ah, muy bien.
_________________________________
Ah, we're gonna fly, mate!
We're gonna fly!
_________________________________
ROSETTA: It's a do-si-do.
_________________________________
FAWN: I can't dance!
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
VIDIA: Uh-oh.
_________________________________
Look out!
_________________________________
-(ALL GASP)
-VIDIA: Fly!
_________________________________
PORT: Would you watch
where I'm going?
_________________________________
FAWN: Go, go!
_________________________________
(BOTH GROAN)
_________________________________
Come on!
_________________________________
-Hurry up!
-Okay.
_________________________________
We got it!
_________________________________
JAMES: Return that blue dust!
_________________________________
-Or your friend is done for.
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
JAMES: That's right.
_________________________________
Captain Zarina
has been relieved of duty.
_________________________________
Ha.
_________________________________
You truly are a talented fairy.
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
Prepare to cast off!
_________________________________
Weigh anchor and get ready to fly,
me hearties!
_________________________________
Casting off!
_________________________________
It's working!
_________________________________
I can't believe my eye!
_________________________________
YANG: Weigh anchor!
_________________________________
-(LAUGHING)
-BONITO: We're flying!
_________________________________
PIRATES: We're flying!
_________________________________
OPPENHEIMER: It's perfect.
_________________________________
We can fly!
_________________________________
OPPENHEIMER:
Oh, my! Up, up and away!
_________________________________
(PIRATES LAUGHING)
_________________________________
STARBOARD:
Shiver me timbers, we're flying!
_________________________________
-Bon voyage, little captain.
-(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
-No!
-(FAIRIES GASP)
_________________________________
(ALL GRUNTING)
_________________________________
-Come on, hurry!
-(ALL STRAINING)
_________________________________
Hurry!
_________________________________
(ZARINA COUGHING)
_________________________________
Help! Please!
_________________________________
Help! (GASPS)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Help me!
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
-Here, I'll dry you off.
-(ALL PANTING)
_________________________________
(PIRATES LAUGHING)
_________________________________
JAMES: We're flying!
_________________________________
Are you okay?
_________________________________
You saved me.
_________________________________
Why?
_________________________________
Let's just say,
we're offering you quarter.
_________________________________
I'm so sorry.
_________________________________
(ZARINA SIGHS)
_________________________________
They're headed for the second star.
_________________________________
If they make it past
we'll never find them.
_________________________________
The blue dust will be gone forever.
_________________________________
Then let's stop them
before they get there.
_________________________________
Captain.
_________________________________
Come on, men!
It's back to blighty now, lads!
_________________________________
The treasure's all ours!
_________________________________
(CHATTERING, SHOUTING)
_________________________________
Hurry, Come on. Get in the boat.
_________________________________
Long John! Long John! Look! The ship!
_________________________________
BLACK-EYED PEA:
What are they doing?
_________________________________
MUD BUNNY: There's no one on board.
_________________________________
It's coming straight for us!
_________________________________
(STAMMERING) It's the ghost
of Captain Flinty.
_________________________________
He's coming to kill us.
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Come back, you cowards!
_________________________________
Hawkins.
_________________________________
Port, Starboard, get up the mizzen
and raise the royal.
_________________________________
BOTH: Aye aye, Captain!
Raising the royal!
_________________________________
More pixie dust!
_________________________________
(JAMES LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Who's in the mood to plunder?
_________________________________
You guys turn the ship around.
_________________________________
-I'm getting back that blue dust.
-Right.
_________________________________
Look, it's the Captain and the pig.
_________________________________
Oh, no!
_________________________________
(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________
Head for those cliffs.
_________________________________
-Head for the cliffs, Squire.
-Aye, aye! Oh!
_________________________________
Oh, Beakie, Beakie. Look, look!
_________________________________
I think we're going to need a net.
_________________________________
-Come along.
-(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________
Get back there,
you yellow-bellied bilge rats!
_________________________________
I'm not losing that treasure now!
Get out!
_________________________________
We're lowering the net now.
_________________________________
All right, let's go.
Okay. That's it. Beautiful. Beautiful.
_________________________________
We're coming, Captain Smollett!
_________________________________
(BENJAMINA WHIMPERING)
_________________________________
-Steady! Steady!
-Careful!
_________________________________
(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________
Au revoir, mon capitaine.
_________________________________
-(SCREAMING)
-We got him!
_________________________________
-(CHEERING)
-Yes!
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
-Ah!
-Oh, no!
_________________________________
(GASPS, WHIMPERS)
_________________________________
Waldorf, you old fool! We're heroes!
_________________________________
We saved the pig and the frog.
_________________________________
Well, it was too late to save the movie.
_________________________________
(BOTH LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Welcome aboard, Captain Smollett.
_________________________________
And welcome to your lady pig friend.
_________________________________
(SCREAMS) Look out!
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(GROANING, SPITTING)
_________________________________
Look alive, men!
The second star, dead ahead.
_________________________________
-Nothing but smooth sailing.
-(THUDDING)
_________________________________
Huh?
_________________________________
ALL: Yeah!
_________________________________
(BOTH EXCLAIM)
_________________________________
Fairies! Fairies!
_________________________________
-It's the fairies!
-(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
She's back? Well, get them off my ship.
_________________________________
-Gladly.
-(PIRATES LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(ALL GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(LAUGHS) It's actually
quite amusing.
_________________________________
Stand your ground, men!
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
-Yang, the helm!
-(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Aye aye, Captain!
_________________________________
Ladies, until we meet again.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
-Great.
-Ha.
_________________________________
You dare to fight the captain, do you?
_________________________________
Only until I get that dust.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
Well, this should be fun.
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
The Captain must have his sword.
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
GONZO: Wow!
_________________________________
(YELLING)
_________________________________
Captain!
_________________________________
(YELLING)
_________________________________
Fight, you idiots!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Captain!
_________________________________
Here!
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
All right! No more Ms. Nice Guy!
_________________________________
No-one maroons me
and gets away with it!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
Come here, you little cuties.
_________________________________
-Okay, this isn't working.
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
Fawn, the spyglass!
_________________________________
Brilliant!
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
-(GRUNTS)
-(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
BONITO: You tiny thing.
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
-No!
-(WATER SPLASHING)
_________________________________
(BOTH EXCLAIM)
_________________________________
(STAMMERS) Man overboard!
_________________________________
(GASPS) I did it!
_________________________________
Stop them, you imbeciles.
They're six-inch fairies!
_________________________________
-Good to see you alive, Mr. Arrow.
-Thank you, Captain.
_________________________________
Geronimo!
_________________________________
Oh, what am I gonna do?
_________________________________
-Come on!
-Come on, you!
_________________________________
Oh, sorry.
_________________________________
-En garde!
-Ah!
_________________________________
Me casa es su casa.
_________________________________
Ah, I make cheese out of you. Come on!
_________________________________
(KARATE YELLS)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
Cucaracha.
_________________________________
Ha!
_________________________________
Fawn, the wheel!
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
Sil, whirlwind!
_________________________________
(YANG CONTINUES GROANING)
_________________________________
Take that! Whoa, whoa...
_________________________________
Blast it. The second star!
_________________________________
They turned the ship around!
_________________________________
-Yup, we sure did.
-(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
Get this ship back on course!
_________________________________
Aye aye, Captain! (GRUNTING)
_________________________________
-Now!
-(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________
Why you...
_________________________________
Bull's-eye!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
No fair! Come back here!
_________________________________
Fairies, fairies, nothing but fairies!
_________________________________
Stop moving so fast.
_________________________________
Ha-ha! Just one more, pirate.
_________________________________
Jingle-jingle. Ha!
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Uh-oh! (GROANS)
_________________________________
-Nice work.
-Just thinking like a Tinker.
_________________________________
-(SNICKERS)
-Ah!
_________________________________
Come on, Jerry! He's just a kid!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING, LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________
Okay, okay, okay!
_________________________________
Okay, I give... Uncle. Uh, I'm dead.
_________________________________
No, no, no! Take that, you little...
_________________________________
-Oh. my!
-(ROARS)
_________________________________
Avast, crocky! Charge!
_________________________________
OPPENHEIMER: No!
_________________________________
Get it away, get it away,
get it away, get it away!
_________________________________
Yeah, that's it.
_________________________________
Don't make me use my teaspoon.
_________________________________
Oh, no. Oh, no, you don't, you little...
_________________________________
-Oh! You ate my mummy's clock?
-(CLOCK TICKING)
_________________________________
What was wrong with the spatula?
_________________________________
(LAUGHING) Sic him!
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(WATER SPLASHING)
_________________________________
Oh! (LAUGHING)
That's my crocky.
_________________________________
There's nothing I revel quite as much
_________________________________
-as a worthy opponent.
-(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(STRAINING)
_________________________________
(GROANS)
You're stronger than you look.
_________________________________
-(GRUNTING)
-(FAIRIES STRAINING)
_________________________________
Hey, need some help?
_________________________________
IRIDESSA: Anchor's away!
_________________________________
Grow some seaweed, sunflower.
_________________________________
PIRATES: Whoa!
_________________________________
Ahh! (GROWLS)
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
Now, that's some seaweed!
_________________________________
I've had just about
enough of this.
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Ha!
_________________________________
(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
(FAIRIES GROAN)
_________________________________
-(GASPS)
-You, too!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Oh, oh, oh, Mr. Bimbo, help!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING, SHOUTING)
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
Am I dead?
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Wonderful!
_________________________________
(WHIMPERS, GASPS)
_________________________________
Mr. Bimbo!
That was some amazing swordplay!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Take that!
_________________________________
Watch out, Mr. Arrow!
_________________________________
-(GRUNTS)
-(GROANING)
_________________________________
Uh, well, thank you. But aren't you
supposed to be fighting against us?
_________________________________
Are you kiddin'? I love you, guys!
_________________________________
Hmm.
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
Cowabunga!
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(PANTING) Come on. Fight!
Where are you?
_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________
Hmm.
_________________________________
STARBOARD:
You're not going anywhere.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
These ought to fetch a hefty price, eh?
_________________________________
(FAIRIES WHIMPERING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Back on course.
_________________________________
(STRAINING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(YANG LAUGHS)
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
Give me that dust!
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
(PIRATES YELPING)
_________________________________
(PIRATES SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
The dust! Not my dust!
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
I got the dust.
_________________________________
TINKER BELL: Go on, you're okay.
_________________________________
ROSETTA: Oh, thank goodness.
_________________________________
(STRAINING)
Let's get you out of there.
_________________________________
-(LAUGHING)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
Lean right,
_________________________________
fly right.
_________________________________
-(ALL GASP)
-I'll take that!
_________________________________
Now, where was I?
_________________________________
Ah, yes. The second star.
_________________________________
-(GROANING)
-(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS) You simply don't give up.
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
Well, I guess I'm stronger than I look.
_________________________________
(STRAINING)
_________________________________
The second star.
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
-(GROANS)
-(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
Oh...
_________________________________
(GASPS) Zarina!
_________________________________
You fought well, little fairy.
_________________________________
But it's over.
_________________________________
The dust is mine.
_________________________________
The ship is mine.
_________________________________
Your adventure has come to an end.
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(KISSING)
_________________________________
And as for you!
_________________________________
(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________
Silver!
_________________________________
Hmm, hmm.
_________________________________
Ha!
_________________________________
(YELLING)
_________________________________
Ha! Ha!
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Why don't you pick on
somebody your own size, huh?
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING CONTINUES)
_________________________________
Ah! Ha-ha-ha-ha!
_________________________________
Wow!
_________________________________
BENJAMINA: Yes! Yes! Smolly! Yes!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING CONTINUES)
_________________________________
SMOLLETT: Ha!
BENJAMINA: Yes!
_________________________________
Ha-ha, Silver!
_________________________________
(HUMMING)
_________________________________
Ha-ha, ho-ho!
_________________________________
Not bad for an amphibian.
_________________________________
(CHEERING IN UNISON)
Smolly! Smolly, he's our man!
_________________________________
If he can't do it, no one can!
_________________________________
(HUMMING)
_________________________________
-Excuse me.
-Pardon? Whoops.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(BELL TINKLES)
_________________________________
Oh, go ahead, take it.
_________________________________
What's one speck between friends?
_________________________________
No, really, I think you should have it all!
_________________________________
-(ZARINA LAUGHING)
-Huh?
_________________________________
From a trickle to a roar.
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS) Whoa!
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(FAIRIES GASP)
_________________________________
SILVERMIST: We're free!
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Look at him go!
_________________________________
He's very fast.
_________________________________
Yeah, you think?
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(CLEARS THROAT) Uh... Uh...
_________________________________
Uh... I'm a frog.
_________________________________
You know, slippery hands.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
You know, I never really believed that
violence solved anything anyway.
_________________________________
Really? Allow me to disagree, Cap'n.
_________________________________
(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________
Kill Captain Smollett,
and you'll have to kill me.
_________________________________
Kill Jim, and you'll have to kill me.
_________________________________
Kill Gonzo, and you'll have to kill me.
_________________________________
Kill Squire Trelawney and Mr. Bimbo,
_________________________________
 and you'll have to...
Negotiate strenuously.
_________________________________
Going somewhere, John-John?
_________________________________
(MURMURING)
_________________________________
Well, Mr. Hawkins,
it seems your little family
_________________________________
has come together against me.
_________________________________
(SNICKERING)
_________________________________
Is it time to get that blue dust back?
_________________________________
Watch this.
_________________________________
(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
Can't fly without dust.
_________________________________
Blast!
_________________________________
(PIRATES YELPING)
_________________________________
Goodbye, James.
_________________________________
JAMES: Curse you, fairies!
_________________________________
Curse you!
_________________________________
Tiny she-devils they are, really.
_________________________________
-(CLOCK TICKING)
-Huh?
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
(PIRATES LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Oh, no, no, no! (GROANS)
_________________________________
I am not a codfish! (GROANING)
_________________________________
I'm a pirate!
_________________________________
-All right.
-(FAIRIES LAUGHING)
_________________________________
You got the dust!
_________________________________
-We did it!
-(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
We can go home!
_________________________________
Oh, I'm gonna soak in a nice,
hot milkweed bath.
_________________________________
Get the smell of pirates off me.
_________________________________
SILVERMIST:
That was what I was thinking.
_________________________________
-VIDIA: You said it, Ro.
-(ALL GIGGLING)
_________________________________
Here, please,
take this back to Pixie Hollow.
_________________________________
TINKER BELL: Uh, Zarina,
_________________________________
we didn't just come for the dust.
_________________________________
-(LAUGHS JOYFULLY)
-FAIRIES: Come on!
_________________________________
Um, Ro? There's something
you should know.
_________________________________
It's about your hair.
_________________________________
(ROSETTA SCREAMING)
_________________________________
First, I lose my talent,
then I become a mother.
_________________________________
I do-si-doed in a stinky shoe,
and now, my hair?
_________________________________
(CONTINUES SCREAMING)
_________________________________
We're doomed.
_________________________________
Well, you know, I, for one,
feel better about myself.
_________________________________
Yeah. And I believe
that I have learned a valuable lesson.
_________________________________
-Why you!
-Shut up!
_________________________________
(SHOUTING CONTINUES)
_________________________________
CLUELESS: Okay,
I said something wrong!
_________________________________
(KEYS RATTLING)
_________________________________
(THUD, SPLASH)
_________________________________
Silver!
_________________________________
I suppose you'll be blowing
the whistle on me now, won't you, Jim?
_________________________________
I suppose I will. You have to
return to Bristol to stand trial.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Oh, I'm sorry, Jim.
I've got a terrible fear of hanging.
_________________________________
We're shipmates, aren't we, Jim?
_________________________________
Gentlemen of fortune, together.
_________________________________
Give us one more chance.
_________________________________
Oh, hell, Jim. I could never harm you.
_________________________________
You're honest and brave and true.
_________________________________
You didn't learn that from me.
_________________________________
I learned it from my friends, Mr. Silver.
_________________________________
Take your oars and row away.
I never want to see you again, ever.
_________________________________
Oh, Jim!
_________________________________
'Tis a shame, really.
_________________________________
We'd have made a great team, Jim.
_________________________________
Well done, Jim.
Your father would be proud.
_________________________________
Captain Smollett,
I have most distressing news.
_________________________________
One of the jolly boats is missing,
_________________________________
and I know for a fact
that it was terribly unsafe.
_________________________________
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah
_________________________________
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah
_________________________________
Well, you don't know who you are
_________________________________
Sky is the limit
And I just wanna flow
_________________________________
Free as a spirit on a journey of hope
_________________________________
VIDIA: Hang on, guys!
_________________________________
Cut the strings and let me go
_________________________________
I'm weightless, I'm weightless
_________________________________
Millions of balloons
tethered to the ground
_________________________________
Hey! There it is.
_________________________________
Home.
_________________________________
-(GRUNTING)
-(FAIRIES SNORING)
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
And...now!
_________________________________
(EXHALES)
_________________________________
(SILVERMIST CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
(AUDIENCE SNORING)
_________________________________
(ALL YAWNING)
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
(ALL YAWNING)
_________________________________
(GASPS) Bobble!
_________________________________
(CLANK LAUGHING)
_________________________________
You're awake!
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(ALL GASPING)
_________________________________
This is the best show yet!
_________________________________
Uh, girls?
_________________________________
Queen Clarion,
we got the blue dust back.
_________________________________
Which I didn't know was missing.
_________________________________
We also got Zarina.
_________________________________
-(GASPS)
-FAIRY GARY: Zarina!
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
-Oh, you're home!
-(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
Yeah. And from now on, I promise...
_________________________________
You know, Zarina's
pretty much mastered
_________________________________
that pixie dust thing of hers.
_________________________________
Yeah, she even grew a pixie dust tree.
_________________________________
Now, we've got an extra.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Does this talent of yours have a name?
_________________________________
"Alchemy."
_________________________________
Pixie dust alchemy.
_________________________________
You should really see her in action.
_________________________________
-Oh, you definitely should.
-Very impressive.
_________________________________
Hmm.
_________________________________
Well, we do have an audience.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(BUZZING)
_________________________________
(AUDIENCE CHATTERING
EXCITEDLY)
_________________________________
AUDIENCE: Oh!
_________________________________
-(CHEERING)
-(BLOWING BUGLE)
_________________________________
AUDIENCE: Wow!
_________________________________
Thanks.
_________________________________
Well, how's my hair?
_________________________________
It's good!
_________________________________
(AUDIENCE GASPING)
_________________________________
Yeah!
_________________________________
AUDIENCE: Oh!
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
_________________________________
Whoo-hoo!
_________________________________
(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
All right!
_________________________________
(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
Gorgeous.
_________________________________
(ALL CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
_________________________________
(SNORING)
_________________________________
Psst. Anna?
_________________________________
Yeah?
_________________________________
Happy birthday.
_________________________________
(SINGING) ...to you
_________________________________
It's your birthday.
_________________________________
(SINGING) ...to me
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
It's my birthday.
_________________________________
Come on!
_________________________________
(GASPS) It's my birthday?
_________________________________
Mmm-hmm.
_________________________________
And it's going to be perfect because...
_________________________________
(SINGING) You've never had a
real birthday before
_________________________________
Except of course the ones you spent
Outside my locked door
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
So I'm here way too late
to help you celebrate
_________________________________
(ANNA GRUNTS)
_________________________________
And be your birthday date
_________________________________
If I may
_________________________________
(SNEEZES)
_________________________________
(ELSA SNIFFLES)
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
Elsa, I'm thinkin' ya might have a cold
_________________________________
I don't get colds. Besides...
_________________________________
A cold never bothered me anyway
_________________________________
Whoa.
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Fancy.
_________________________________
Just follow the string.
_________________________________
Wait, what?
_________________________________
I've got big plans
I've got surprises for today
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
Nothin' but nothin's
gonna get in our way
_________________________________
I've worked for weeks
_________________________________
Planned everything within my power
_________________________________
I even got Kristoff and Sven
to take a shower
_________________________________
If someone want to hold me back
_________________________________
I'd like to see them try
_________________________________
OLAF: Summer!
_________________________________
I'm on the birthday plan attack
_________________________________
I'm givin' you the sun the moon,
and the sky
_________________________________
(SNIFFS AND SIGHS)
_________________________________
(SNEEZES)
_________________________________
Little brothers! (GASPS)
_________________________________
I'm makin' today a perfect day for you
_________________________________
Ooh, sandwich.
_________________________________
I'm makin' today a blast
_________________________________
If it's the last thing I do
_________________________________
For everything you are to me
_________________________________
And all you've been through
_________________________________
-Ugh!
-I'm makin' today...
_________________________________
A perfect day for you
_________________________________
(GIGGLES)
_________________________________
(SNEEZES)
_________________________________
-(SNEEZES)
-They come in threes.
_________________________________
I'm fine. (SNEEZES)
_________________________________
Hey!
_________________________________
Surprise, surprise this one is specially...
_________________________________
(SNEEZES)
_________________________________
Wow, you've got me reeling
_________________________________
But I'm still concerned for you
_________________________________
I think it's time that you go home
and get some rest
_________________________________
We are not stopping
_________________________________
♪ 'Cause the next one is the be...
_________________________________
Ah-ah...
_________________________________
Achoo!
_________________________________
Elsa, you gotta go lie down
_________________________________
No way, we have to paint the town
_________________________________
But you need medical attention
_________________________________
Are you sick?
How about a cold remedy...
_________________________________
Of my own invention?
_________________________________
-No, thanks.
-We'll take it.
_________________________________
We're making today a perfect day for you
_________________________________
We're making today a special day
_________________________________
We're singing a birthday song...
_________________________________
To make your wishes come true
_________________________________
-Wishes come true
-We love Princess Anna
_________________________________
(BLOWING NOSE)
_________________________________
And I love you too
_________________________________
So we're making today a perfect day
_________________________________
A fabulous way in every way
_________________________________
Yes, we are making today a perfect day
_________________________________
I can fix it.
_________________________________
No, no!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
OLAF: All fixed.
_________________________________
KRISTOFF:
"Dry Banana Hippy Hat"?
_________________________________
Come on. Now we climb!
_________________________________
Elsa, that's too much. You need to rest.
_________________________________
We need to get to our birthdays chills.
_________________________________
I mean thrills.
_________________________________
Making dreams!
_________________________________
Making plans!
_________________________________
Go, go, go, go!
_________________________________
Follow the string to the end
You are my very best friend
_________________________________
-Elsa?
-What?
_________________________________
I'm fine
_________________________________
We're gonna climb
_________________________________
We're gonna sing
_________________________________
Follow the string
_________________________________
To the thing
_________________________________
Happy, happy, happy
_________________________________
Merry, merry, merry...
_________________________________
-Hot, cold...
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
Hot birthday
_________________________________
Elsa, look at you, you've got a fever.
_________________________________
-You're burning up.
-(SIGHS)
_________________________________
All right we can't go on like this
_________________________________
Let's put this day on hold
_________________________________
Come on admit it to yourself
_________________________________
Okay...
_________________________________
I have a cold
_________________________________
I'm sorry, Anna.
_________________________________
I just wanted to give you
one perfect birthday.
_________________________________
But I ruined it. Again.
_________________________________
You didn't ruin anything.
Let's just get you to bed.
_________________________________
KRISTOFF: Oh, no,
please, please stop!
_________________________________
ALL: Surprise!
_________________________________
-Wow!
-Wow.
_________________________________
We're making today a perfect day...
_________________________________
-For you
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
We're making today
_________________________________
(SNEEZES)
_________________________________
A smiley face
All shiny and new
_________________________________
There's a fine line between chaos
_________________________________
And a hullabaloo
_________________________________
So we're makin' today a perfect day
_________________________________
Makin' today a perfect day
_________________________________
A-N-N-A!
_________________________________
Makin' today a perfect day for you
_________________________________
Happy birthday.
_________________________________
Makin' today a happy day
_________________________________
-And no feelin' blue
-I love you, baby!
_________________________________
For everything you are to us...
_________________________________
And all that you do
_________________________________
I do.
_________________________________
We're makin' today a perfect day
_________________________________
Makin' today a perfect day
_________________________________
Makin' today a perfect day
_________________________________
A perfect day!
_________________________________
Okay, to bed with you.
_________________________________
-No, wait. Wait.
-Oh!
_________________________________
All that's left to do is for the Queen
_________________________________
to blow the birthday bukkehorn.
_________________________________
-Oh, no, no, no.
-(SNEEZES)
_________________________________
(HORN SOUNDS)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Ah! (GROANS)
_________________________________
(NEIGHING)
_________________________________
Best birthday present ever.
_________________________________
Which one?
_________________________________
You letting me take care of you.
_________________________________
(SNEEZES)
_________________________________
(KNOCKS)
_________________________________
This way, Sludge and Slush
and Slide and Ansel...
_________________________________
and Flake and Fridge
and Flurry and Powder...
_________________________________
and Crystal and Squalor
and Pat and Sphere...
_________________________________
and William.
_________________________________
Don't ask.
_________________________________
Ah!
_________________________________
(SHOUTING, LAUGHING)
_________________________________
This is not fun.
_________________________________
Flaubert, meet Da-Da.
_________________________________
-Ready to sail, sir.
-Hmm.
_________________________________
Where to, Captain Hawkins?
_________________________________
To wherever the wind may take us.
_________________________________
Off to Zanzibar,
to meet the Zanzibarbarians.
_________________________________
Oh, brother. Here they go again.
_________________________________
(LAUGHTER)
_________________________________
(STEEL DRUMS MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
If I could reach the top of the world
_________________________________
Be all I am
It'd be so beautiful
_________________________________
If only I could be brave
and I could be strong
_________________________________
I would know where I belong
_________________________________
If only
_________________________________
I wanna feel free to be who I am
_________________________________
What I'm about is more than I've been
_________________________________
Ready to show the world who I am
_________________________________
Started it out, but I'm holding in
_________________________________
And find my own place to stay
_________________________________
I can be who I am
_________________________________
(VOCALIZING)
_________________________________
I'm closer to what I'm meant to be
_________________________________
If I try I know that I can get there
_________________________________
I'm not gonna stop 'cause I believe
_________________________________
That there's so much more to me
_________________________________
SMEE: Man in the water!
_________________________________
Oh, dear.
_________________________________
Oh, my.
_________________________________
Oh! (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
That's a very nice hook.
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
Just give me a hand.
_________________________________
I wanna feel free to be who I am
_________________________________
What I am about is more than I've been
_________________________________
Ready to show the world who I am
_________________________________
Started it out, but I am holding in
_________________________________
Find my own place to stay
_________________________________
So I can be who I am
_________________________________
(VOCALIZING)
_________________________________
I can be who I am
_________________________________
I can be who I am
_________________________________
(LOVE POWER PLAYING)
_________________________________
Love power
_________________________________
Love power
_________________________________
Love power
_________________________________
A little love power
_________________________________
Stronger than the hurricane
_________________________________
And softer than the summer rain
_________________________________
-Love power
-What kind of power?
_________________________________
A little love power
_________________________________
It can lift you up
Lift you up when you get low
_________________________________
And make your life bright as a rainbow
_________________________________
Whoa
_________________________________
There ain't no sun in the morning sky
_________________________________
Breeze ain't blowing
and the bird don't fly
_________________________________
Then someone kind reaches out a hand
_________________________________
And smiles a warm sweet smile
_________________________________
And then your heart
come to understand
_________________________________
What make de world spin
_________________________________
Where de magic begin
_________________________________
Someone to believe in
_________________________________
Feels so good when everybody feels
_________________________________
Love power
There's no higher power
_________________________________
-A little love power
-Nothing in the world
_________________________________
Stronger than the hurricane
_________________________________
And softer than the summer rain
_________________________________
Oh, love power
_________________________________
-Everybody feel it
-A little love power
_________________________________
Oh-oh-oh-oh
_________________________________
Lift you up when you get low
_________________________________
And make you life bright as the rainbow
_________________________________
Whoa
_________________________________
So many people, they feel so bad
_________________________________
Yeah, they make the money
but they still so sad
_________________________________
Nobody told them that it ain't that stuff
_________________________________
That makes life worthwhile
_________________________________
'Cause even if you're got enough
_________________________________
You got less than nothing
'Til you know for certain
_________________________________
Enough to put your faith in
_________________________________
It feels so good when everybody feels
_________________________________
-Love power
-People, can you feel it
_________________________________
A little love power
_________________________________
Lift you up when you get low
_________________________________
And make you life bright as the rainbow
_________________________________
Let me tell you now
_________________________________
Whoa
_________________________________
Fell the inspiration
_________________________________
-Hey
-Don't feel like heaven
_________________________________
It makes the soul and the spirit strong
_________________________________
When everybody come
and every single one
_________________________________
they hear the song now
_________________________________
Oh, love power
_________________________________
A little love power
_________________________________
Stronger than the hurricane
_________________________________
And softer than the summer rain
_________________________________
-Can you feel it, oh?
-Love power
_________________________________
-What kind of power
-A little love power
_________________________________
♪ It can lift you up
_________________________________
Lift you up when you get low
_________________________________
And make your life bright as the rainbow
_________________________________
Lift you up when you get low
_________________________________
And make your life bright as the rainbow
_________________________________
So, Johnny. May I call you, Johnny?
_________________________________
Stop me if you've heard this one.
_________________________________
Why does the ocean roar?
_________________________________
Give up?
_________________________________
You would, too,
if you had crabs on your bottom...
_________________________________
And oysters in your bed.
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
Get it? Oysters? Bed?
_________________________________
Ooh, I love that one.
_________________________________
I'm tellin' ya,
I got a million more just like that.
_________________________________
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
First the Tower of London, arr!
_________________________________
The guards won't know what hit it
_________________________________
We'll swoop right down
and take the crown
_________________________________
And the Crown Jewels with it
_________________________________
And when we fly to Paris
_________________________________
Oh, the treasures I'll be grabbin'
_________________________________
The Mona Lisa will look lovely
_________________________________
Hanging in me cabin
_________________________________
Hey-ho
_________________________________
Imagine the places that we'll go
_________________________________
No one can stop us
When we're so
_________________________________
High in the stratosphere!
_________________________________
Hey-ho
_________________________________
We'll be the freighter that plunders
_________________________________
Every one of the world's
seven wonders
_________________________________
When we're up in the skies
_________________________________
For who can fight a frigate that flies?
_________________________________
No one can fight a frigate that flies
_________________________________
Next we'll roam to Rome, me lads
_________________________________
And here's what I'll be stealin'
_________________________________
I'll rob the Sistine Chapel
_________________________________
Of the Sistine Chapel's ceilin'
_________________________________
And for all the folks in Egypt
_________________________________
It will be a dismal day
_________________________________
They'll be crying for their mummies
_________________________________
 When we take their mummies away!
_________________________________
Hey-ho
_________________________________
Imagine the places that we'll go
_________________________________
No can stop us when we're so high!
_________________________________
They will all cower in fear
_________________________________
Hey-ho, from Delhi to Rio to Venice
_________________________________
There's no city that we will not menace
_________________________________
When we're up in the skies
_________________________________
For who can fight a frigate that flies?
_________________________________
No one can fight a frigate that flies
_________________________________
-Oh, how high we will be!
-We will be
_________________________________
'Cause the blue fairy dust
Surely packs a mighty wallop
_________________________________
Only takes a dollop
_________________________________
-Soon it will set us free
-We'll be free
_________________________________
From the chains of gravity
_________________________________
Then we'll hoist up the sail
_________________________________
And we'll set course for the sun
_________________________________
'Cause when you've got wings
_________________________________
No wicked deed cannot be done
_________________________________
And we owe it all
_________________________________
To our great and glorious captain
_________________________________
YANG: Two, three, four!
_________________________________
Hey-ho,
imagine the places that we'll go
_________________________________
No one can stop us when we're so high
_________________________________
-Givin' a pirate cheer
-Arr!
_________________________________
Hey-ho, we'll be
the freighter that plunders
_________________________________
Every one of the world's
seven wonders
_________________________________
When we're up in the skies
_________________________________
For who can fight a frigate that flies?
_________________________________
Hey-ho, there's not a town or a county
_________________________________
That will not yield its bounty up
_________________________________
When our ship draws near
_________________________________
Hey-ho, there's not a city or village
_________________________________
That we will not plunder or pillage
_________________________________
When we're up in the skies
_________________________________
For who can fight a frigate that flies?
_________________________________
And every nation will give a donation
_________________________________
When they see us sail the skies
_________________________________
In a frigate that flies!
_________________________________
Hey!
_________________________________

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