Tuesday, January 23, 2018

Winnie the Pooh (Tinker Bell and the Great Fairy Rescue) — Subtitles (en) — Search for video captions

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(WHISTLING)
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FEMALE NARRATOR: Some people
say that fairies are the stuff of fantasy.
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They think the world is just
what you can touch and hear and see,
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while others say the tales and legends
cannot be dismissed.
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They believe with all their hearts
that fairies truly do exist.
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Throughout all time,
human beings and fairies never met,
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till one very special summer
that we shall not soon forget.
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(WINNIE THE POOH
THEME PLAYING)
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NARRATOR: This could
be the room of any small boy.
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But, in fact, it's not.
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It is the room of one young boy
in particular named Christopher Robin.
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Now, Christopher Robin has
a very active imagination,
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not to mention the uncanny
ability to collect things.
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Big things, small things, sticky things.
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But his favorite things
are his stuffed animals.
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Ah! There they are now.
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A charming and eccentric
cast of characters.
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And his best friend among them
is a bear named Winnie-the-Pooh.
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Or Pooh for short.
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Together they had many
unusual adventures,
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that all happened right here,
in the Hundred Acre Wood.
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(SINGING)
Deep in the Hundred Acre Wood
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Where Christopher Robin plays
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You'll find the enchanted neighborhood
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Of Christopher's childhood days
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A donkey named Eeyore is his friend
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And Kanga and Little Roo
and Tigger, too
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There's Rabbit and Piglet
and there's Owl
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But most of all Winnie-the-Pooh
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Winnie-the-Pooh, Winnie-the-Pooh
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Tubby little cubby all stuffed with fluff
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He's Winnie-the-Pooh, Winnie-the-Pooh
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Willy-nilly silly old bear
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Winnie-the-Pooh
Winnie-the-Pooh
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Tubby little cubby all stuffed with fluff
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He's Winnie-the-Pooh, Winnie-the-Pooh
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Willy-nilly silly old bear
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(SQUEAKING)
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(WHOOSHING)
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(ROCKET FIRING)
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(ROCKET FIRING)
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(HYDRAULICS WHOOSHING)
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(BREATHING APPARATUS HISSING)
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Buzz Lightyear mission log.
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All signs point to this planet
as the location of Zurg's fortress,
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but there seems to be no sign
of intelligent life anywhere.
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(ELECTRONIC WHIRRING)
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(ALL WHIRRING)
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-(GRUNTS)
-(LASER BUZZING)
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(SCREAMING)
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(ELECTRONIC WHIRRING)
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-(ELECTRONIC BEEPING)
-(GRUNTS)
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(PANTING)
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-(BEEPING)
-(LAUGHING EVILLY)
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Come to me, my prey.
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(CONTINUES GASPING)
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(GRUNTS)
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(ELECTRONIC BUZZING)
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(SCREAMING)
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To infinity and beyond!
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(ELECTRONIC WHIRRING)
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So, we meet again,
Buzz Lightyear, for the last time.
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Not today, Zurg!
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-(CRIES OUT)
-(GRUNTS)
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(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
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-No, no, no, no.
-Oh, you almost had him.
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-I'm never gonna defeat Zurg!
-Sure, you will, Rex.
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In fact, you're a better Buzz than I am.
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But look at my little arms!
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I can't press the "fire" button
and jump at the same time!
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(SUMMER'S JUST BEGUN PLAYING)
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WOMAN: (SINGING) Life is rising up
Surging forth in all directions
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Every little buttercup
Is reaching out to find connections
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Every blade of grass
Will touch the sunlight
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The rain will touch the ground
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Growing greener than it was before
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Bees are droning by
Spider silk is softly spinning
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Not a cloud in the sky
You know it's only the beginning
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Every little blossom, every flower
Flings its petals wide
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As the season comes round
Once more
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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Hey, Tink! You ready
for your first summer on the mainland?
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Absolutely! It's so beautiful out here.
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I can't believe we get to stay
for the whole season.
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Well, what are we waiting for?
Race you down!
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The breeze is blowing light and sweet
The grass, a carpet at your feet
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Catch the colors
Feel the heat of the sun
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All the sparrows in the dell
Swirling round like a carousel
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Singing loud enough to tell everyone
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Hi, guys.
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Summer's just begun
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Summer's just begun
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There it is, Tink. Fairy camp!
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All the winters, all the springs
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Lead us here on fairy wings
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A season of a thousand things
To be done
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Summer's just begun
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Summer's just begun
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Hiya, Cheese!
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Summer's just begun
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-Did you have a nice flight?
-BOBBLE: Incoming!
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BOBBLE: Keep her level!
Keep her level!
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CLANK: Gear it down, Bobble!
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(EXCLAIMING) Oh-ho!
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-Smashing landing, Clanky.
-Thank you, Bobble.
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Guys, I think you may
have over-packed.
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-Come on, Tink. Let's go inside.
-Inside?
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Tink, fairy camp isn't out here
in the open.
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We need to stay hidden
from the humans.
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-We do?
-Uh. Yeah.
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That's why fairy camp is in here.
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MALE FAIRY: Cicadas, one at a time.
You, you and you. You, too.
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Wow. It's like all of Pixie Hollow
under one tree!
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(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
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Blaze!
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Hmm?
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(CHATTERS HAPPILY)
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(LAUGHING)
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(GASPS)
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(MUSICAL CHIRPING)
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(OFF TUNE CHIRP)
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(LAUGHING)
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TINKER BELL: Wow!
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The Queen Anne's lace
is looking beautiful.
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-How are the looms working?
-Fine, thanks to you, Tink.
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Next. Next. Next.
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-How's the bee-liner working?
-Like a dream, Tink. Thanks.
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Great. Need any help with that wagon?
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MALE GARDEN FAIRY:
No, thanks. She's running fine.
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Okay. Glad to hear it.
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(GRUNTING)
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Here's the first week's supply.
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Okay, I'm off. I gotta go deliver
pixie dust to the other fairy camps,
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but I'll see you in a couple days.
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Oh, and Tink! Don't worry.
You'll find something to fix.
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Where is it? Where is it?
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-Woody?
-Huh? (GRUNTS)
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-(CONTINUES GRUNTING)
-BOTH: Ooh.
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Hang on, cowboy!
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-Woody, are you all right?
-(GRUNTS) Oh. Yeah.
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Yeah, I'm fine, Buzz. Okay. Here's your
list of things to do while I'm gone.
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Batteries need to be changed.
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Toys in the bottom of the chest
need to be rotated.
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Oh, and make sure everyone
attends Mr. Spell's seminar
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on what to do
if you or a part of you is swallowed.
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Okay? Okay. Good. Okay.
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Woody, you haven't found
your hat yet, have you?
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No! And Andy's leaving
for cowboy camp any minute,
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and I can't find it anywhere!
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Don't worry, Woody.
In just a few hours,
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you'll be sitting around a campfire with
Andy making delicious, hot "sch'moes."
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-They're called s'mores, Buzz.
-Right. Right. Of course.
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Has anyone found Woody's hat yet?
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SERGEANT: Keep looking, men.
Dig deeper! Negatory. Still searching.
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The lawn gnome next door says it's not
in the yard, but he'll keep lookin'.
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(SHEEP BLEATING)
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It's not in Molly's room.
We've looked everywhere.
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-I found it.
-You found my hat?
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Your hat? No.
The missus lost her earring.
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-Oh, my little sweet potato!
-Oh, you found it!
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Oh, it's so nice
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to have a big, strong spud
around the house.
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-Ooh! (GIGGLES)
-Oh, great. That's just great.
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This'll be the first year I miss cowboy
camp, all because of my stupid hat!
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-Woody, look under your boot.
-Don't be silly.
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-My hat is not under my boot.
-Would you just look?
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(GROANS) No hat.
Just the word "Andy."
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Uh-huh. And the boy who wrote that
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would take you to camp
with or without your hat.
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I'm sorry, Bo.
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It's just that I've been
lookin' forward to this all year.
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It's my one time
with just me and Andy. (GASPS)
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You're cute when you care.
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-Bo, not in front of Buzz.
-(PURRS) Let him look.
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-(SHEEP BLEATING)
-Miss Peep, your sheep!
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-(WHISTLES)
-(REX SCREAMS, GRUNTS)
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This is Al from Al's Toy Barn,
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-and I'm sittin' on good deals.
-Whoa!
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Ow! I think I'm feeling
a deal hatching right now.
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Whoa! Let's see what we got. We got
boats for a buck, Beanies for a buck...
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-Turn it off! Someone's gonna hear!
-Which one is off?
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Buck, buck, buck!
And that's cheap, cheap, cheap!
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So hurry on down...
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For cryin' out loud, it's this one.
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-I despise that chicken.
-Fellas! Fellas!
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Okay, I got some good news,
and I got some bad news.
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What news?
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The good news is
I found your hat, Woody.
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My hat! Slink, thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
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-Where'd you find it?
-Well, that's the bad news.
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-(DOG BARKING)
-Oh, it's Buster!
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SERGEANT: Canine alert!
Man your battle stations!
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-Let's move, move, move!
-(BUSTER GROWLING)
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-Woody! Hide! Quick!
-(WOODY GASPS)
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(BARKING)
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(CONTINUES BARKING)
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(BEEPING ELECTRONICALLY)
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(SNIFFING)
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(CONTINUES BARKING)
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(GROWLING)
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(SNARLING)
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(SPUTTERING) Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, okay! You found me!
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Buster, all right. (GROANS)
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Hey, how did he do, Hamm?
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-Looks like a new record.
-Okay, boy. Sit.
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-Reach for the sky.
-(WHIMPERING)
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-(YELPS)
-Gotcha!
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(CHUCKLES) Great job, boy.
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Who's gonna miss me
while I'm gone, huh?
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Who's gonna miss me?
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-(PANTING)
-Who's gonna miss me?
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ANDY'S MOM:
Andy, you got all your stuff?
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Have a good weekend, everybody.
I'll see you Sunday night.
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It's in my room.
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-(BARKING)
-Stick 'em up.
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I guess we'll work on that later.
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Hey, Woody.
Ready to go to cowboy camp?
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Andy, honey, come on.
Five minutes, and we're leavin'.
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Five minutes. Hmm.
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Help, help! Somebody help me!
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Let her go, evil Dr. Pork Chop!
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ANDY: (EVIL VOICE) Never!
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You must choose, Sheriff Woody.
How shall she die?
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Shark, or death by monkeys?
(IMITATES MONKEY CHITTERING)
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Choose!
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ANDY: (IMITATING WOODY)
I choose Buzz Lightyear!
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What? That's not a choice!
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ANDY: (IMITATING BUZZ)
To infinity and beyond!
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-I'll save you, Miss Peep.
-My hero. (IMITATES KISSING)
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ANDY: (AS WOODY) Thanks, Buzz.
ANDY: (AS BUZZ) No problem, buddy.
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You should never tangle
with the unstoppable duo
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of Woody and Buzz Lightyear!
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Oh, no.
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Andy, let's go!
Molly's already in her car seat.
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-But, Mom, Woody's arm ripped.
-Oh, no.
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-Maybe we can fix him on the way.
-No, just leave him.
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I'm sorry, honey,
but you know toys don't last forever.
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(SIGHS)
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(GASPS)
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-What happened?
-Woody's been shelved.
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(REX GASPS)
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Andy!
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SLINKY: Woody?
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BO PEEP: Woody?
Honey, are you okay?
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NARRATOR: Chapter one,
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in which Winnie-the-Pooh has
a very important thing to do.
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As the sun rose over
the Hundred Acre Wood,
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Pooh leapt out of bed and greeted
the day with much enthusiasm.
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(SNORING) Ooh...
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Honey.
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Uh, Pooh?
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(STAMMERS) More honey, please.
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(HUMMING)
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I say, Pooh?
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-(CONTINUES SNORING)
-(CLEARS THROAT) Pooh?
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Oh, do wake up.
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-Pooh!
-Oh!
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Oh, bother. I was having
the most wonderful dream.
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Yes, but it's time to wake up.
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You have a very important thing
to do today.
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Like what?
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(CHUCKLES) Well, if I told you that,
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I'd ruin the rest of the story, wouldn't I?
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-(TUMMY RUMBLES)
-(GIGGLES)
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Of course.
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What could be more important
than a little something to eat?
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-(GIGGLES)
-(TUMMY RUMBLES)
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Or perhaps a little larger something.
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Oh, not to worry, tummy.
I always know what to do.
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(SINGING) A Pooh Bear takes care
of his tummy
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He fills it with things that are sweet
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(TUMMY RUMBLES)
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A Pooh Bear takes care of his tummy
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By never forgetting to eat
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(TUMMY RUMBLES IN TUNE)
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When it is growly and glummy,
a search for the honey is on
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The Pooh has a knack
for finding a snack
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Unless all the honey is...
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Gone?
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(TUMMY RUMBLING IN TUNE)
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A Pooh Bear takes care of his tummy
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No need for my tummy to fret
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A Pooh Bear takes care of his tummy
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He knows what his tummy must get
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Don't worry, my round little chummy
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I'm hearing your ravenous plea
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When there is no honey
the Pooh takes the tummy
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Wherever the honey will be
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My friends are out there
with honey to spare
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And they will take care
of my tummy and me
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(TUMMY RUMBLING IN TUNE)
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Bother.
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(EEYORE SIGHS)
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(GASPS) I know that sigh.
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Good morning, Eeyore.
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Lovely day, isn't it?
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Wish I could say yes, but I can't.
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Oh, my, Eeyore.
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You wouldn't happen to have any honey
lying about, would you?
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You see, I seem to have run out.
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(TUMMY RUMBLES)
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Oh, yes. Good idea, tummy.
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Perhaps I should look in back.
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Bother. No honey in here, either.
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What?
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Eeyore, what has happened to your tail?
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What has happened to it?
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Well...
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It isn't there.
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That accounts for a good deal.
That explains everything.
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No wonder.
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(SIGHS)
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Oh! There it is.
I'd recognize it anywhere.
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The very tree where I was hatched.
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I remember the day
mother made these marks,
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her giant meaty claw carving furrows
in the crumbly bark.
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Chapter one, the birth of a genius.
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Pardon me, Owl. What are you doing?
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Hmm? Oh, hello, Pooh. Eeyore.
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Why, I'm penning my personal memoirs.
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(CHUCKLING) Yes. Now, where was I?
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Oh, yes, of course. With steely nerve...
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Perhaps you could take a short break
from your important work
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and help us find Eeyore's tail?
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...and I rocketed towards Eeyore's tail!
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Eeyore's tail?
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What's wrong with Eeyore's tail?
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Well, it isn't there.
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Yes. So I see.
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Won't you help us, Owl?
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You have such a talent for speaking
and telling us what to do.
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Oh, thank you, Pooh. Yes, I do, don't I?
I didn't think anyone noticed.
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All right, take this.
Write this down carefully.
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Now, the customary procedure
in such cases is as follows. First...
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POOH: Excuse me, Owl,
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but what does
"crustimoney proseedcake" mean?
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For I am a bear of very little brain
and long words bother me.
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Well, it means "the thing to do."
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Oh. Well, as long as it means that,
I don't mind.
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(SIGHS)
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(COUGHS) All right. Yes, well,
the thing to do is as follows:
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first, issue a reward to the...
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-POOH: Gesundheit.
-I beg your pardon?
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Well, you sneezed
just as you were going to tell me
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what the first thing to do was.
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I didn't sneeze.
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No, you did, Owl.
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No, I didn't. You can't sneeze
without knowing it.
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Well, you can't know it without
something having been sneezed.
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As I was saying,
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first, issue a reward.
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POOH: (WHISPERING)
He's doing it again.
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You must be catching a cold.
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I'll probably catch it, too.
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No, no, no! I'm not catching a cold.
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The word is "issue," not "achoo,"
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and "achoo" isn't even a word.
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It's just a sort of sneezy sound
like achoo!
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POOH: Perhaps you
should lie down, Owl?
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Oh!
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My throat feels a little scratchy.
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Open wide, please.
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Ah.
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POOH: Just as I suspected.
Owl, we need honey.
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Enough of this infernal folderol!
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Look, the thing to do is,
we write a notice
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promising a large something
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to anyone who finds
a replacement tail for Eeyore!
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Is that clear?
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That sounds like a wonderful plan, Owl.
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Excellent. Now, we shall get Christopher
Robin to write out the notices,
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and we'll put them up all over the forest.
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ANDY: Yee-haw! Ride 'em, cowboy!
(WHOOPS)
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He's back?
Hey, everybody! Andy's back!
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He's back early from cowboy camp!
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-Places, everybody! Andy's coming!
-(ALL GASPING, CHATTERING)
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Yeah!
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(HUMMING LONE RANGER
THEME SONG)
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Hey, Woody! Did you miss me?
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Giddyap, giddyap, giddyap.
Ride 'em, cowboy!
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Ohh. I forgot. You're broken.
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I don't wanna play with you anymore.
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(GASPING)
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No, Andy! No. No, Andy! No!
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(CHOKING)
Andy. Andy. (GARBLED)
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(VOICE ECHOING) Bye, Woody.
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No! No! Andy!
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(SCREAMING, GASPING)
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(GRUNTS, COUGHS)
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(COUGHING)
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-(CONTINUES COUGHING)
-WOODY: Wheezy, is that you?
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-Hey, Woody.
-What are you doing up here?
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I thought Mom took you
to get your squeaker fixed months ago.
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-Andy was so upset.
-Nah.
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She just told him that
to calm him down
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and then put me on the shelf.
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-Why didn't you yell for help?
-Well, I tried squeakin'.
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But I'm still broken.
No one could hear me. (WHEEZES)
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(COUGHS) Besides, the dust
aggravates my condition.
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(WHEEZES, COUGHS)
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What's the point
in prolonging the inevitable?
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We're all just one stitch away
from here to there.
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I hope so.
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In the meantime,
I need to go find some lost things.
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Hold on, little miss spare parts.
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You're not going near
the human house, are you?
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-(GASPS) There's a human house?
-No! I mean, yes, but no.
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-We stay away from humans.
-Oh, Iridessa!
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(BLOWING KISS)
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-Tinker Bell knows that, don't you?
-Define "stay away."
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(GROANS)
It's gonna be a long summer.
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Grouchy.
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-Oh, that's just Vidia being Vidia.
-No, the air. It smells...
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(SNIFFING) ...grouchy.
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-We might be in for a storm.
-Come on, Sil.
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The sun is shining, the air is warm.
It's a beautiful day. Nothing's gonna...
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(GASPING)
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(CAR ENGINE RATTLING)
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(BLOWING HORN)
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(CAR APPROACHING)
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(GASPING)
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(GASPS) Tinker Bell.
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(LIZZY LAUGHING)
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Thank goodness we're here, Father.
It's just like I remember it.
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DR. GRIFFITHS:
Well, of course, my darling.
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LIZZY: Look at the creek and the woods
and the meadow!
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(DR. GRIFFITHS LAUGHS)
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Oh! I wish it was summer all year long!
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(LAUGHS) Yes, Lizzy.
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(TINKER BELL GASPS)
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Tinker Bell, what are you doing here?
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Vidia, this is amazing!
It's a carriage that moves by itself!
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There's no horse. Seriously, look.
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-Do you see a horse up there?
-Uh. No.
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It's a horseless carriage!
And do you want to know how it works?
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-Not really.
-So do I.
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I think those wheels back there move
because this chain thing rotates.
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And I think what rotates the chain
is this big...
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I don't care, Tinker Bell. You shouldn't
be this close to the human house.
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What if they see us?
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(GASPS)
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Will you stop flitting around in there?
This is serious!
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You know what, Vidia?
I think this powers the whole thing!
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(GRUMBLES)
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This, my dear, is exactly why tinkers
shouldn't come to the mainland. They...
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(COUGHING)
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Let me know if this does anything.
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(GROANS)
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(COUGHING)
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Well, anything? Vidia, you're all wet.
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You don't say.
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LIZZY: Father, Father, Father! Can we
bring our tea and scones outside
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and have them here in the garden?
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-It would be just like a little picnic.
-DR. GRIFFITHS: Not just now, Lizzy.
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I still have to get the trunk unpacked
and the house settled.
_________________________________
(GASPS) Father, look!
What a magnificent butterfly.
_________________________________
My word. Absolutely astonishing.
_________________________________
It's so beautiful.
What kind of butterfly is it?
_________________________________
Well, judging from the epidermal
membrane, it's clearly an apatura iris,
_________________________________
but the wings
have two entirely different patterns.
_________________________________
Well, that's nearly impossible.
_________________________________
Well, I guess that's just the way
the fairies decided to paint it.
_________________________________
Hmm?
_________________________________
Lizzy, fairies do not paint
butterfly wings
_________________________________
because, as you know,
fairies are not real.
_________________________________
-Hmm!
-Ugh!
_________________________________
But of course they are.
The proof is right here.
_________________________________
-Their paint dripped all over its wing.
-Really, darling.
_________________________________
Rational people consider
a belief in fairies to be quite foolish.
_________________________________
DR. GRIFFITHS:
The wings are so fresh.
_________________________________
What are you doing?
_________________________________
Its chrysalis must have been
in the meadow.
_________________________________
The meadow? Father, wait!
_________________________________
That's where I'm going.
Would you like to come?
_________________________________
Not now, Lizzy.
I have to update my field journal.
_________________________________
My interview at the museum
is tomorrow night.
_________________________________
You're going back already?
We just got here.
_________________________________
I know, sweetheart, and I'm very sorry.
But I'll only be gone for the day.
_________________________________
Mrs. Perkins will look after you,
and I'll be back in time to tuck you in.
_________________________________
-Promise?
-I promise.
_________________________________
-Okay.
-That's a good girl.
_________________________________
(SIGHING)
_________________________________
All clear!
_________________________________
Come on, Vidia.
_________________________________
-(SIGHS) I can't fly. My wings are wet.
-Oh! That's right. Sorry.
_________________________________
Guess you'll have to walk back.
_________________________________
But don't worry, I'll keep you company.
Actually, it might be nice.
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
Or not.
So, I think I figured out the carriage.
_________________________________
Those bottles of goop
must keep it running smoothly,
_________________________________
like snail slime, you know?
_________________________________
Hate to see the size of the snail
that stuff comes from. And at first...
_________________________________
Yard sale? Yard sale!
_________________________________
Yard sale! Guys, wake up, wake up!
There's a yard sale outside!
_________________________________
-Yard sale?
-Sarge, emergency roll call!
_________________________________
Sir, yes, sir! Red alert!
_________________________________
All civilians fall in position now!
Single file! Let's move, move, move!
_________________________________
-Hamm?
-Here.
_________________________________
-Potato Head, Mr. and Mrs.?
-BOTH: Here.
_________________________________
Troikas. Check,
check, check, check, check.
_________________________________
I hate yard sales!
_________________________________
(YELPS) Someone's coming!
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Okay. Let's see what's up here.
_________________________________
(PUZZLE PIECES RATTLING)
_________________________________
Bye, Woody.
_________________________________
Wheezy! Think, think, Woody.
Think, think, think.
_________________________________
Ooh... (BLOWS RASPBERRY,
SPUTTERS, WHISTLES)
_________________________________
-(BARKING)
-Hey. Here, boy. Here, Buster!
_________________________________
Up here! No, no, no, no, no, no!
_________________________________
Okay, boy. To the yard sale! Hyah!
_________________________________
MR. POTATO HEAD:
What's goin' on? He's nuts.
_________________________________
His arm ain't that bad.
_________________________________
Don't do it, Woody! We love you!
_________________________________
-WOODY: Careful on the steps, now.
-(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(BUSTER PANTS)
_________________________________
(CHILD LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Okay, boy. Let's go.
And keep it casual.
_________________________________
WOODY: Not that casual.
_________________________________
(CHILD BABBLING)
_________________________________
HAMM: Piggy bank coming through,
coming through.
_________________________________
REX: Is he out there?
BUZZ: There he is.
_________________________________
-(WOODY GRUNTS)
-(MAN WHISTLING)
_________________________________
REX: He's getting in the box!
_________________________________
HAMM: He's sellin' himself
for 25 cents!
_________________________________
Woody, you're worth more than that.
_________________________________
BUZZ: Hold on. Hold on.
He's got something.
_________________________________
-It's Wheezy!
-ALL: Wheezy?
_________________________________
Hey, it's not suicide. It's a rescue.
_________________________________
-(WOODY GRUNTS)
-(WHEEZY SQUEAKING)
_________________________________
Good boy, Buster. Hold still.
There. There you go, pal.
_________________________________
-Bless you, Woody.
-All right, now.
_________________________________
Back to Andy's room. Hyah!
_________________________________
-(TOYS LAUGHING)
-BUZZ: Way to go, cowboy.
_________________________________
-SLINKY: Golly bob howdy!
-Woody, I'm slipping!
_________________________________
(YELLS, GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(INHALING DEEPLY)
_________________________________
Here's your house, little fairies.
Wherever you are.
_________________________________
Hmm.
Just needs a little something more.
_________________________________
CHILD: (LAUGHING)
Mommy... Mommy, look! Look at this!
_________________________________
-Mommy, look! It's a cowboy dolly!
-Hey, that's not her toy!
_________________________________
SLINKY: What's that little gal
think she's doin'?
_________________________________
Mommy, Mommy, can we get it?
Please? Mommy, please?
_________________________________
Oh, honey. You don't want
that toy. It's broken.
_________________________________
VOICE BOX:
There's a snake in my boot.
_________________________________
(MAN GASPING)
_________________________________
Original hand-painted face.
Natural-dyed, blanket-stitched vest!
_________________________________
Little rip. Fixable. Oh, if only you had
your hand-stitched, polyvinyl...
_________________________________
(GASPS, LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY)
A hat! I found him!
_________________________________
I found him! I found him!
_________________________________
-(CONTINUES LAUGHING)
-ANDY'S MOM: Buster! Quiet down!
_________________________________
-Excuse me. Can I help you?
-Yes.
_________________________________
You can help take his paws off my pal.
_________________________________
I'll give you 50 cents for all this junk.
_________________________________
-Oh, now, how did this get down here?
-BUZZ: Hand her the sheriff.
_________________________________
Nice and easy.
_________________________________
-$5.
-I'm sorry. It's an old family toy.
_________________________________
-(GROANS)
-Now just walk away.
_________________________________
-Wait.
-The other way.
_________________________________
-I'll give you 50 bucks for it.
-50 bucks ain't bad.
_________________________________
-ANDY'S MOM: It's not for sale.
-Everything's for sale.
_________________________________
-Or trade. You like my watch?
-Sorry.
_________________________________
-He's safe. Way to go Andy's mom!
-She showed him!
_________________________________
-Molly, don't touch that, sweetie.
-(SPUTTERING, GROANING)
_________________________________
MR. POTATO HEAD:
Yeah. Go home, Mr. Fancy Car.
_________________________________
BUZZ: Hold on.
HAMM: What's up?
_________________________________
REX: What is it, Buzz?
_________________________________
-(CRASH)
-TOYS: What's happening?
_________________________________
What's he doing?
_________________________________
I can't watch!
Can someone cover my eyes?
_________________________________
BUZZ: He's stealin' Woody!
REX: What? He can't take Woody.
_________________________________
It's illegal.
_________________________________
-Where's he going?
-Do something.
_________________________________
BO PEEP: Buzz!
_________________________________
-(GASPING)
-MR. POTATO HEAD: Get him, Buzz.
_________________________________
Where's the red jacket?
_________________________________
(GASPING, GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(ENGINE REVVING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(CRIES OUT, GRUNTS)
_________________________________
Why would someone steal Woody?
_________________________________
(GASPING, GRUNTING)
_________________________________
But I haven't quite figured out
what that sparky wire does.
_________________________________
Hey! Maybe the whole carriage
runs on lightning!
_________________________________
(GROANS IN FRUSTRATION)
_________________________________
Are those wet wings still bugging you?
Here, Vidia, let me help you.
_________________________________
(VIDIA SCOFFS)
_________________________________
Tinker Bell, maybe if you spent
less time causing disasters,
_________________________________
you wouldn't have
to help everybody so much.
_________________________________
(GASPS) Whoa!
_________________________________
-Hmm. The truth hurts, doesn't it?
-Look! We can use these back at camp!
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
Wow. These'll be perfect for the new
wagon prototype I've been working on.
_________________________________
Here. I bet if I took two or three
and tied them together,
_________________________________
I could make one really strong wheel!
_________________________________
It's a good thing we were walking
or we might never have seen these.
_________________________________
Vidia, where are your buttons?
_________________________________
Tinker Bell, I am not carrying
this human junk back to camp.
_________________________________
(BOTH GASP)
_________________________________
Ah!
_________________________________
-Let's go!
-Let's go!
_________________________________
Tinker Bell, we're not supposed
to go near human houses.
_________________________________
TINKER BELL:
This isn't a human house.
_________________________________
They're a lot bigger.
_________________________________
Besides, the sign says,
"Fairies welcome."
_________________________________
Who do you think wrote it? Humans!
_________________________________
Tinker Bell, you're not going in there.
_________________________________
Please tell me you're not going in there!
She went in there.
_________________________________
TINKER BELL: Oh!
_________________________________
Wow.
_________________________________
(SNIFFING)
_________________________________
Tinker Bell! Don't eat that!
This could be a trap.
_________________________________
Come on, Vidia. It's perfectly safe.
_________________________________
Oh, really?
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
-Oh, Vidia.
-Huh! Not so safe now, is it?
_________________________________
Nice try, Vidia,
but you're not scaring me.
_________________________________
Gosh, this thing is amazing.
_________________________________
You just don't know when to stop,
do you?
_________________________________
(RUSTLING)
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
Oh, no. Tink! Someone's coming!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
The door is stuck!
_________________________________
Come on, Vidia.
You can do better than that.
_________________________________
-VIDIA: Tink!
-I wonder what this part does.
_________________________________
Tink! I'm serious! Get out of there!
_________________________________
Just a second. Just a second.
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
(CLOCK TICKING)
_________________________________
Vidia? Vidia?
_________________________________
Oh, Vidia, come on. Open the door.
You had your little...
_________________________________
(TINKER BELL'S BELL JINGLING)
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
Oh, no. What have I done?
_________________________________
Vidia? Okay, not funny anymore.
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
A fairy!
_________________________________
It's a real fairy!
_________________________________
Father! Father!
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Father!
_________________________________
(SNIFFING)
_________________________________
-Father! Father, Father!
-Yes, Lizzy.
_________________________________
You're never going to believe
what I found.
_________________________________
-Maybe later, Lizzy.
-But Father, Father, Father,
_________________________________
-Father, Father.
-Just a moment, dear.
_________________________________
-I'm very busy with my project.
-Yes, but Father!
_________________________________
-Father!
-Lizzy, please.
_________________________________
I must add this extraordinary discovery
to my field journal.
_________________________________
And here it is.
_________________________________
(LIZZY GASPING)
_________________________________
Is that the butterfly
we were looking at earlier?
_________________________________
Yes. Quite a specimen, isn't it?
_________________________________
LIZZY: You're not going to
take it to London, are you?
_________________________________
DR. GRIFFITHS: Yes, of course.
_________________________________
The board of trustees
would never believe me
_________________________________
if they didn't see it themselves.
_________________________________
Now I'm sure to get that curatorship
at the museum.
_________________________________
Besides, as a member
of the scientific community,
_________________________________
I'm obligated to share significant
findings like this with my colleagues.
_________________________________
I know it's unfortunate for the specimen,
but really, there is no other way.
_________________________________
Now, dear.
What did you want me to see?
_________________________________
Uh...
_________________________________
Never mind.
_________________________________
Where have you gone?
_________________________________
(GROWLING)
_________________________________
Mr. Twitches, no! Out! Out with you!
_________________________________
Mr. Twitches!
_________________________________
Bad cat! No, no, no!
_________________________________
(MR. TWITCHES GROWLING)
_________________________________
Don't worry, little fairy.
_________________________________
Mr. Twitches won't bother you
as long as you're in there.
_________________________________
(SNARLING)
_________________________________
Naughty cat! You're going outside.
_________________________________
(STRAINING)
_________________________________
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
_________________________________
(TINKER BELL WHIMPERING)
_________________________________
Tinker Bell's
been captured by humans!
_________________________________
(ALL GASPING)
_________________________________
-Oh, no.
-What happened? Is she okay?
_________________________________
-Is she all right?
-What's this? Tinker Bell?
_________________________________
-What happened, Vidia?
-Is she hurt?
_________________________________
Tinker Bell went into this little house
in the meadow and couldn't get out.
_________________________________
The door got jammed.
_________________________________
Then this human came from out
of nowhere and snatched her up,
_________________________________
but I know where she is.
We have to hurry and save her.
_________________________________
Then we better leave right away!
_________________________________
Sil, do you think the storm
will pass soon?
_________________________________
No, it looks like it's gonna get stronger.
_________________________________
Well, there's gotta be some way
to get to Tink.
_________________________________
We can't fly in the rain,
and the meadow's already flooded.
_________________________________
Maybe we don't have to fly.
_________________________________
If we get some big leaves and sew them
together with stem twine...
_________________________________
And miter-cut some twigs
for the sub-flooring.
_________________________________
Acorns as counterweights.
_________________________________
Some quick-dry maple sap
as reinforcement.
_________________________________
What are you two talking about?
_________________________________
-We're gonna build a boat!
-We're gonna build a boat!
_________________________________
-CLANK: More mushroom caps, please!
-Here we go.
_________________________________
BOBBLE: This one goes there.
That one goes there. Right?
_________________________________
CLANK: Righty-o, Bobble.
_________________________________
(CLANK CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
(WHISTLING)
_________________________________
(ALL STRAINING)
_________________________________
(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
-CLANK: Right, more reeds over here.
-This thing had better work.
_________________________________
BOBBLE: Give me the sap.
_________________________________
You dip it in this way
and give it a big slap like so.
_________________________________
Ow. Ow. Ow.
_________________________________
CLANK: Come on. Come on.
Let's get going.
_________________________________
(BUZZING)
_________________________________
BOBBLE: There you go.
Now you're talking!
_________________________________
CLANK: It's working!
_________________________________
Well, this is it.
_________________________________
Hey, faith...
_________________________________
Trust...
_________________________________
-And pixie dust.
-Pixie dust.
_________________________________
All right.
Let's review this one more time.
_________________________________
At precisely 8:32-ish,
_________________________________
Exhibit A, Woody, was kidnapped.
_________________________________
Exhibit B,
a composite sketch of the kidnapper.
_________________________________
-He didn't have a beard like that.
-Fine. Etch, give him a shave.
_________________________________
SLINKY: The kidnapper
was bigger than that.
_________________________________
-Oh, picky, picky, picky.
-Let's just go straight to Exhibit F.
_________________________________
The kidnapper's vehicle.
_________________________________
Now, the vehicle fled the scene
in this direction.
_________________________________
Your eyes are in backwards.
It went the other way.
_________________________________
Hey. Put a cork in it.
_________________________________
-How do you spell FBI?
-My crime scene!
_________________________________
Oh, why don't you watch
where you're going, Godspilla?
_________________________________
-I didn't know there was a crime scene.
-Excuse me. Excuse me.
_________________________________
-A little quiet, please. Thank you.
-Huh?
_________________________________
MR. SPELL: Lazy toy brain.
_________________________________
-Lousy try, Brian.
-What are you doing, Buzz?
_________________________________
It's some sort of message
encoded on that vehicle's I.D. tag.
_________________________________
-Liz try bran.
-It's just a license plate.
_________________________________
-It's just a jumble of letters.
-Yeah, and there are about
_________________________________
3.5 million registered cars
in the tri-county area alone.
_________________________________
-Lou's thigh burn.
-(BUZZ GROANING)
_________________________________
Oh, this can't help.
Let's leave Buzz to play with his toys.
_________________________________
Toy. Toy. Toy. Hold on!
_________________________________
(MR. SPELL BEEPING
ELECTRONICALLY)
_________________________________
-Al's Toy Barn.
-Al's Toy Barn!
_________________________________
Etch, draw that man in a chicken suit.
_________________________________
-(ALL GASPING)
-It's the chicken man!
_________________________________
BUZZ: That's our guy.
_________________________________
I knew there was something
I didn't like about that chicken.
_________________________________
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll be right there.
_________________________________
And we're gonna do this commercial
in one take, do you hear me,
_________________________________
because I am in the middle
of something really important.
_________________________________
-(PHONE BEEPS OFF)
-(CHUCKLING MANIACALLY)
_________________________________
You, my little cowboy friend,
_________________________________
are gonna make me
big buck, buck, bucks.
_________________________________
(GASPING, STRAINING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(GASPING, GRUNTING)
_________________________________
-(SIREN BLARING)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
Andy!
_________________________________
I can't believe I have to drive
all the way to work on a Saturday.
_________________________________
All the way to work!
_________________________________
(HORNS HONKING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
What? Whoa!
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Hey! Stop! Horsey, stop! Stop! Sit, boy!
_________________________________
Stop it!
(SCREAMS) Sit, I said!
_________________________________
Whoa! Whoa. (GRUNTS)
_________________________________
-Yee-haw!
-(CRIES OUT)
_________________________________
It's you! It's you!
It's you! It's you! It's you!
_________________________________
-It's really you!
-What's me?
_________________________________
Whoo-whee!
_________________________________
VOICE BOX:
There's a snake in my boot.
_________________________________
-Ha! It is you!
-Please stop saying that.
_________________________________
Prospector said someday you'd come.
_________________________________
Sweet mother of Abraham Lincoln!
_________________________________
The Prospector!
He'll wanna meet ya! (WHISTLES)
_________________________________
Say "hello" to the Prospector!
_________________________________
-It... It's a box.
-He's mint in the box.
_________________________________
Never been opened.
_________________________________
PETE: Turn me around, Bullseye,
so I can see.
_________________________________
Why, the prodigal son has returned.
_________________________________
Yee-haw!
_________________________________
It's you! It's you!
_________________________________
You're here! It's you! It's you! It's you!
_________________________________
Okay. I'm officially freaked-out now.
_________________________________
Oh, we've waited countless years
for this day.
_________________________________
-It's good to see you, Woody.
-Listen. I don't know...
_________________________________
-Hey, how do you know my name?
-Everyone knows your name, Wood-y.
_________________________________
Why, you don't know
who you are, do you? Bullseye?
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
That's me.
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
Wow.
_________________________________
Holy cow.
_________________________________
(WESTERN-STYLE THEME SONG
PLAYS)
_________________________________
ANNOUNCER: Cowboy Crunchies,
_________________________________
the cereal that's sugar-frosted
and dipped in chocolate,
_________________________________
proudly presents...
_________________________________
Woody's Roundup
Come on, it's time to play
_________________________________
There's Jessie
the yodeling cowgirl
_________________________________
Yodel-ay-hee-hoo
_________________________________
-(CHORUS YODELING)
-Look it! That's me!
_________________________________
Bullseye, he's Woody's horse
_________________________________
He's a smart one
_________________________________
Pete the old Prospector
_________________________________
Has anyone seen my pick?
_________________________________
And the man himself
Of course, it's time for Sheriff Woody
_________________________________
He's the very best
_________________________________
He's the rootin'-est
tootin'-est cowboy
_________________________________
In the wild, wild west
_________________________________
Woody's Roundup
_________________________________
Here you are, Pooh.
_________________________________
Oh, and make sure
everyone can see them.
_________________________________
Oh, I will, Christopher.
_________________________________
(SINGING) Come one, come two,
come all everyone heed the call
_________________________________
There's a very important thing to do
_________________________________
Drop what you're doing and come
_________________________________
Bumpitybumpitybum
_________________________________
There's a very important thing to do
_________________________________
It's time to gather 'round
the work has just begun
_________________________________
And when it's done
then you'll have found
_________________________________
that you have had some fun
_________________________________
With a monumentuous, consequentuous
_________________________________
very important thing to do
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
There we are.
_________________________________
And now, I shall return to...
_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________
Hello, B'loon.
_________________________________
We have a very important
thing to do today.
_________________________________
-Oh, yes.
-(LOW GROWLING)
_________________________________
Perhaps you'd like to join us?
_________________________________
Poor Eeyore. He's lost his tail.
_________________________________
(SHOUTING)
_________________________________
Consider yourself pounced.
_________________________________
Well, that was a close call there,
Pooh Bear.
_________________________________
This guy, and I'm talking to you,
_________________________________
he was sneaking up on ya. Whoo! Oh!
_________________________________
Oh, a slippery little devil, eh?
Get back here!
_________________________________
Oh, no, you don't. Come here. Whoo!
_________________________________
Well, I must have scared him off.
_________________________________
Um... Tigger?
_________________________________
Yes, my good man?
_________________________________
(STAMMERS)
_________________________________
Why, you.
_________________________________
Here, take some of that! What is this?
_________________________________
Oh, really? Sticking to me now.
(SHOUTS)
_________________________________
This isn't working out the way
I was hoping. Make him go away.
_________________________________
Oh, dear.
_________________________________
(SOBBING) Get him off of me!
_________________________________
Is he still there?
_________________________________
Oh, yes. He's still here.
_________________________________
And I think he wants to stick with you.
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
I never thought of having
a sidekick before.
_________________________________
I got to admit, he is a handsome devil.
Look at the chin on this kid.
_________________________________
No, no. I can't do it, I tell you.
It's too risky.
_________________________________
Why, if something were to happen
to this little guy,
_________________________________
I just couldn't live with myself.
_________________________________
It's a dangerous path I bounce.
But I bounce it alone.
_________________________________
Because the Hundred Acre Wood
needs a hero, Pooh Bear,
_________________________________
and I'm the only one.
_________________________________
(SINGING) Oh, I'm bouncy,
trouncy, flouncy, pouncy
_________________________________
Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun!
_________________________________
But the most wonderful thing
about Tiggers is
_________________________________
I'm the only one
I'm the only one!
_________________________________
Hoohoohoohoo!
_________________________________
-(CHATTERING)
-Attention, please. Attention.
_________________________________
Something tragic has befallen
a member of our community.
_________________________________
(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
I present to you: Exhibit A.
_________________________________
Oh! That is tragic.
_________________________________
What? Oh, no, no, no.
_________________________________
Eeyore, will you turn around, please?
_________________________________
Oops, sorry.
_________________________________
Our dear friend Eeyore has lost his tail.
_________________________________
Oh, dear.
_________________________________
We mustn't leave him in this condition.
_________________________________
So, we will have a contest
to find a new tail for Eeyore.
_________________________________
(CLEARS THROAT) I do say,
Christopher Robin,
_________________________________
the winners of such contest
_________________________________
are traditionally awarded
some form of remuneration.
_________________________________
What is a remooner...
Moonyour... A renew...
_________________________________
What are we renumbering?
_________________________________
I don't know, Pooh,
but it sounds like a good thing.
_________________________________
Oh, yes, it is a good thing, Piglet.
_________________________________
It's a prize. But what shall it be?
_________________________________
How about something great,
like a firecracker!
_________________________________
Oh, gracious, no.
_________________________________
How about something nice,
like a warm hug?
_________________________________
Pruning shears. I need pruning shears.
_________________________________
I'd say thistles,
but nobody listens to me, anyway.
_________________________________
Oh, Christopher Robin,
_________________________________
I was hoping for something
a bit... Sweeter?
_________________________________
Why, Pooh, that's a grand idea.
_________________________________
The prize for a new tail shall be...
A pot of honey.
_________________________________
ALL: Hooray!
_________________________________
NARRATOR: As the others
searched for a tail,
_________________________________
Pooh realized that a pine cone
would not win him the honey.
_________________________________
Why not?
_________________________________
Because it would have to be
something special.
_________________________________
Oh. Special, you say. Special.
_________________________________
Think, think, think.
_________________________________
No hurry, Pooh. Just take your time.
_________________________________
Take my time. What a wonderful idea.
_________________________________
Cuckoo, cuckoo.
_________________________________
-Thanks, Pooh.
-Congratulations.
_________________________________
You've won the contest.
_________________________________
(SINGING) It's Pooh
_________________________________
It's Pooh
Pooh wins the honey pot
_________________________________
Found a tail for his friend
_________________________________
Now it's on my rear end
_________________________________
You get the honey, enjoy
_________________________________
(CRASHING)
_________________________________
I knew it was too good to be true.
_________________________________
Oh, dear.
_________________________________
Well, rules are rules. So sorry, Pooh.
_________________________________
Excuse me. We could give B'loon a try!
_________________________________
Woah! (GIGGLES)
_________________________________
How clever, Piglet.
_________________________________
What do you think, Eeyore?
_________________________________
Sure is a cheerful color.
Guess I'll have to get used to it.
_________________________________
(SINGING) It's Piglet
_________________________________
It's Piglet
Piglet wins the honey pot
_________________________________
Takes the prize fair and square
_________________________________
I'm still a bit up in the air.
_________________________________
You get the honey, enjoy
_________________________________
Hmm. This may not work after all.
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
(NARRATOR READING)
_________________________________
(ACCORDION MAKES
SOMBER MUSIC)
_________________________________
It's okay. I'll learn to live without it.
_________________________________
Poor dear.
_________________________________
You know, I may have just the thing.
_________________________________
Up, up, up you go.
_________________________________
(HUMMING)
_________________________________
There you are.
_________________________________
It's an awful nice tail, Kanga.
Much nicer than the rest of me.
_________________________________
(SINGS) It's Kanga...
_________________________________
No! No, no, no, no.
How about we celebrate with silence?
_________________________________
Enjoy
_________________________________
Oh, bother.
_________________________________
My tummy is feeling
a little 11 o'clock-ish.
_________________________________
Do you still tell the time, clock friend?
_________________________________
I can't tell by the expression
on your face.
_________________________________
I can't find it! It doesn't seem
to be on any of these stations.
_________________________________
-Keep looking.
-You're going too slow.
_________________________________
Let me take the wheel.
_________________________________
-(JUMBLED AUDIO)
-REX: It's too fast.
_________________________________
-How can you even tell what's on?
-I can tell.
_________________________________
-(AL SQUAWKS)
-ALL: Stop! Back, back, back!
_________________________________
Too late. I'm in the 40s.
Got to go 'round the horn. It's faster.
_________________________________
-ALL: Back, back! Stop!
-And look for the giant chicken!
_________________________________
Now, Etch!
_________________________________
That's where I need to go.
_________________________________
You can't go, Buzz.
You'll never make it there.
_________________________________
Woody once risked his life to save me.
_________________________________
I couldn't call myself his friend
if I weren't willing to do the same.
_________________________________
So who's with me?
_________________________________
I'm packing you an extra pair of shoes
and your angry eyes just in case.
_________________________________
This is for Woody when you find him.
_________________________________
(CLEARS THROAT) All right,
_________________________________
but I don't think it'll mean
the same coming from me.
_________________________________
Mr. Buzz Lightyear,
you just gotta save my pal Woody.
_________________________________
-(COUGHING, WHEEZING)
-I'll do my best, son.
_________________________________
Okay, fellas. Let's roll.
_________________________________
Geronimo!
_________________________________
You'd think with
all my video game experience,
_________________________________
I'd be feeling more prepared.
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
The idea is to let go.
_________________________________
We'll be back before Andy gets home.
_________________________________
Don't talk to any toy you don't know!
_________________________________
To Al's Toy Barn and beyond!
_________________________________
Come on. Come on.
_________________________________
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
_________________________________
Hello.
_________________________________
You don't have to be scared.
I'm very nice.
_________________________________
You're so little.
_________________________________
Your dress is very leafy.
Did you make it yourself?
_________________________________
I like your wings.
They're like sparkly lace.
_________________________________
Your hair must be so soft.
_________________________________
Are you hungry? Maybe not.
That's okay.
_________________________________
I don't like some kinds of food, either.
_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________
I'm so sorry. Where are my manners?
_________________________________
There you go.
_________________________________
Wait! Wait! Wait! No, please!
I'm not going to hurt you!
_________________________________
Don't be afraid!
I just want to be your friend!
_________________________________
I really won't hurt you. I just love fairies.
_________________________________
I've been drawing fairies
all my life. See?
_________________________________
I drew that one when I was three,
but I did that green one last week.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) I think it's much better.
_________________________________
I even started to paint
with the watercolors Father gave me.
_________________________________
Is it true that some fairies
paint butterfly wings?
_________________________________
I knew it!
_________________________________
These are some
of my favorite drawings.
_________________________________
This is a water fairy.
_________________________________
-You can tell because her skin is blue.
-Blue?
_________________________________
And here is a candy fairy
living in a lollipop tree.
_________________________________
Do all fairies live in trees
made of sweets?
_________________________________
Really? What about fairy circles?
_________________________________
Well, I hear
that if a person steps in one,
_________________________________
a fairy has to grant them three wishes
from their magic bag.
_________________________________
But if they don't,
they turn into a pile of delicious sugar,
_________________________________
-and then younger fairies...
-(LAUGHS) Wait. Wait a minute.
_________________________________
-...must try and turn them back into...
-Where are you getting all this?
_________________________________
(BELL JINGLING)
_________________________________
(GASPS) You jingle when you talk,
like a little bell!
_________________________________
So that's how fairies speak.
_________________________________
(BELL JINGLING)
_________________________________
So what do you think of my fairies?
Oh! And my fairy house!
_________________________________
It got a little shaken up.
_________________________________
-Did you make this?
-(BELL JINGLING)
_________________________________
I don't know what you're saying.
_________________________________
Oh. Did I make the fairy house?
Yes, I did. Do you like it?
_________________________________
Oh. The door's stuck.
_________________________________
Well, you're quite the little tinker,
aren't you?
_________________________________
What? Is that your name? Tinker?
_________________________________
Er...
_________________________________
Bell? Your name is Bell.
_________________________________
Tinker? Bell?
_________________________________
Tinker Bell? Tinker Bell.
_________________________________
What a lovely name!
Well, Tinker Bell, my name's Lizzy.
_________________________________
LIZZY: Do all fairies sound the same
when they talk?
_________________________________
(WATER DRIPPING)
_________________________________
How do you learn to be a fairy?
Do you go to fairy school?
_________________________________
DR. GRIFFITHS: Lizzy?
_________________________________
(LIZZY GASPING)
_________________________________
Lizzy? Who are you talking to?
_________________________________
Oh. Um...
_________________________________
My fairy!
_________________________________
That's nice, dear. Now, I brought you
something I think you'll really enjoy.
_________________________________
These are some
of my old field journals.
_________________________________
Now, I picked out the ones
I thought would excite you the most.
_________________________________
This one on rocks and minerals
is particularly interesting.
_________________________________
-Is there a field journal about fairies?
-(LAUGHS) Of course not, Lizzy.
_________________________________
Books like this are based on fact
and scientific research,
_________________________________
which is the quite the contrary
to your little figurines and drawings.
_________________________________
Well, just because you've never seen
a fairy doesn't mean they're not real.
_________________________________
Now, Lizzy, seeing is believing,
and without proof, it's just a fairy tale.
_________________________________
Now, here is a blank field journal.
Now, you're very talented, my darling,
_________________________________
and I'm sure you'll be able to fill it
with your own scientific research.
_________________________________
Yes, Father.
_________________________________
(WATER DRIPPING)
_________________________________
(SIGHS) Now if only these leaks
were just pretend.
_________________________________
Tinker Bell, you can come out now.
_________________________________
Look, Lizzy, thanks for showing me
your collection, but I really should be...
_________________________________
(BELL JINGLING)
_________________________________
You want to go?
_________________________________
Oh. I really wish you'd stay.
_________________________________
I'm sorry, Lizzy.
_________________________________
Okay, I understand.
_________________________________
So, I guess this is goodbye.
_________________________________
What's wrong?
Can't you fly in the rain?
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
You can stay with me
until the rain stops.
_________________________________
I'll show you around my room.
We can play with my toys.
_________________________________
We'll have so much fun.
_________________________________
-We're past the shallows!
-Aye! Drop the mainsail!
_________________________________
Dropping the mainsail!
_________________________________
-Trim the sail!
-Trimming the sail!
_________________________________
-Big thingy, dead ahead! Hard to port!
-Hard to port! Hard to port!
_________________________________
I recognize that wagon.
Stay on this course!
_________________________________
-Aye, Miss Vidia. Will do.
-I sure hope Tink is all right.
_________________________________
Who knows what terrible things
could be happening to her right now.
_________________________________
(SIGHING)
_________________________________
A fairy could get used to this.
_________________________________
Isn't it wonderful? Everything in this
house is just your size, Tinker Bell.
_________________________________
That's perfume. It smells like flowers.
_________________________________
Oh. My doll.
She should be in bed by now.
_________________________________
How old are you? I'm nine.
_________________________________
Do you like my dollhouse?
Do fairies live in houses?
_________________________________
What are fairies' houses made of?
_________________________________
That's a cooker,
but it doesn't actually work.
_________________________________
What's your favorite food?
I mean, besides sweets?
_________________________________
I want to know all about real live fairies.
_________________________________
Perfect!
_________________________________
"Scientific fairy research."
_________________________________
Okay. What's your favorite color?
_________________________________
Green is my favorite color, too!
_________________________________
I should start from the beginning.
Where do fairies come from?
_________________________________
I mean, where were you born?
_________________________________
Oh.
_________________________________
Well, that one's
a little more complicated because...
_________________________________
So, a baby, when it laughs
for the first time...
_________________________________
(BELL JINGLING)
_________________________________
A fairy...
_________________________________
-Uh... Uh...
-Oh.
_________________________________
Right. One second.
_________________________________
You were a funny-looking baby?
_________________________________
A baby?
_________________________________
Laughs?
_________________________________
One?
_________________________________
First?
_________________________________
When a baby laughs for the first time,
that's when a fairy is born.
_________________________________
Incredible.
_________________________________
Lizzy, that's only the beginning.
_________________________________
(HOW TO BELIEVE PLAYING)
_________________________________
WOMAN: (SINGING)
Guess I always knew
_________________________________
This could all come true
_________________________________
Still it feels so new
_________________________________
Being here with you
_________________________________
Can't believe my eyes
_________________________________
A new world comes alive
_________________________________
Spring and summer
Love and laughter
_________________________________
We'll live happy ever after
_________________________________
We'll shine brighter
Than we thought we'd be
_________________________________
Because you showed me
How to believe
_________________________________
More than just pretend
_________________________________
I'll make believe again
_________________________________
I hope this never ends
_________________________________
Maybe we'll be friends
_________________________________
Now everything I know
Everything I know
_________________________________
I'll never let it go
Never let it go
_________________________________
Spring and summer
Love and laughter
_________________________________
We'll live happy ever after
_________________________________
We'll shine brighter
Than we thought we'd be
_________________________________
Because you showed me
How to believe
_________________________________
TV JESSIE: They don't call this
_________________________________
the old abandoned mine
for nothin', Prospector.
_________________________________
I reckon we oughta get outta here.
_________________________________
TV PETE: Where's my gold?
Hold on. I'll light me a candle.
_________________________________
This sure is a fast-burnin' wick.
_________________________________
Blast us to smithereens!
That there's dynamite!
_________________________________
-Holy tarnation.
-I'll call for help.
_________________________________
Yodel-ay-hee-hoo
_________________________________
Hey, critters, go get Sheriff Woody.
Now scurry!
_________________________________
TV WOODY: Good job, Bullseye.
_________________________________
I reckon the new schoolhouse
is finally done.
_________________________________
-(CRITTERS CHITTERING)
-What's that?
_________________________________
Jessie and Prospector are trapped
in the old abandoned mine,
_________________________________
and Prospector just lit a stick
of dynamite thinkin' it was a candle,
_________________________________
and now they're about
to be blown to smithereens?
_________________________________
RABBIT: Mmm-hmm.
_________________________________
Ride like the wind, Bullseye!
_________________________________
You're fannin' the flames, Jessie!
It takes brains to put out that fire.
_________________________________
Yow! My biscuits are burnin'!
_________________________________
ANNOUNCER: Will Woody
and Bullseye land to safety?
_________________________________
Can they reach Jessie
and Stinky Pete in time?
_________________________________
Tune in next week for the exciting
conclusion, "Woody's Finest Hour."
_________________________________
All right! All right! Next tape!
_________________________________
Hey, wait.
What happened? What happens next?
_________________________________
-Come on! Let's see the next episode!
-PETE: That's it.
_________________________________
-What?
-The show was canceled after that.
_________________________________
Wait. What about the gold mine and
the cute little critters and the dynamite?
_________________________________
That was a great show!
I mean, why cancel it?
_________________________________
Two words, Sput-nik.
_________________________________
Once the astronauts went up, children
only wanted to play with space toys.
_________________________________
I know how that feels.
But, still, my own show.
_________________________________
-I mean, look at all this stuff!
-JESSIE: Didn't you know?
_________________________________
Why, you're valuable property!
_________________________________
I wish the guys could see this.
Hey-howdy-hey. That's me.
_________________________________
I'm on a yo-yo. (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Oh, hey. Nice teeth.
And yet still a good-lookin' guy.
_________________________________
Oh, it's a bank! Cool.
_________________________________
What do you do?
You push the hat, and out...
_________________________________
Oh, out come bubbles. Clever.
_________________________________
Oh, wow. Hey, what's this thing do?
_________________________________
(LAUGHING) I get it.
_________________________________
"There's a snake in my boot."
_________________________________
Oh, hey, Bullseye.
Go long! Go long! Whoo!
_________________________________
-(DISTORTED INSTRUMENTAL)
-A record player!
_________________________________
I haven't seen one of these in ages.
_________________________________
(FAST-SPEED YODELING)
_________________________________
-(SINGING SLOWS)
-Okay, now. Slow.
_________________________________
-(EXTRA-SLOW SINGING)
-Oh, that's funny, Bullseye.
_________________________________
Hop on, cowgirl! Think fast!
_________________________________
JESSIE: (GASPS) Oh.
_________________________________
Not bad.
_________________________________
It's time for Woody's Roundup
_________________________________
-Whee!
-He's the very best
_________________________________
(FAST-SPEED) He's the rootin'-est
tootin'-est cowboy...
_________________________________
Look at us! We're a complete set!
_________________________________
-Now it's on to the museum.
-Museum?
_________________________________
-(RECORD SCRATCHING)
-(JESSIE SCREAMING)
_________________________________
-What museum?
-PETE: THE museum.
_________________________________
We're being sold
to the Konishi Toy Museum in Tokyo.
_________________________________
-That's in Japan!
-Japan?
_________________________________
No, no, no, no, no. I can't go to Japan.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) What do you mean?
_________________________________
I got to get back home to
my owner, Andy. Hey, look, look. See?
_________________________________
-(GASPS) He still has an owner.
-Oh, my goodness.
_________________________________
(HYPERVENTILATING) No. Can't go.
_________________________________
I can't do storage again. I just can't!
_________________________________
-Jessie. Jessie.
-I won't go back in the dark!
_________________________________
What's the matter?
What's wrong with her?
_________________________________
Well, we've been in storage
for a long time
_________________________________
waiting for you.
_________________________________
-Why me?
-The museum's
_________________________________
only interested in the collection
if you're in it, Woody.
_________________________________
Without you, we go back into storage.
_________________________________
-It's that simple.
-It's not fair!
_________________________________
How can you do this to us?
_________________________________
Hey, look. I'm sorry,
but this is all a big mistake.
_________________________________
-You see, I was in this yard sale...
-Yard sale?
_________________________________
Why were you in a yard sale
if you have an owner?
_________________________________
Well, I wasn't supposed to be there.
I was trying to save another toy when...
_________________________________
Was it because you're damaged?
Hmm? Did this Andy break you?
_________________________________
Yeah, but... No, no, no, no, no!
It was... It was an accident.
_________________________________
-I mean...
-Sounds like he really loves you.
_________________________________
It's not like that, okay?
And I'm not going to any museum!
_________________________________
-Well, I'm not going back into storage!
-(DOOR OPENING)
_________________________________
-(GASPS)
-PETE: Al's coming!
_________________________________
-(GASPS)
-Go! Go on, Jessie.
_________________________________
-Oh...
-Jessie, look at me.
_________________________________
I promise you'll come out of the box.
Now go! Go!
_________________________________
(AL HUMMING)
_________________________________
It's show time!
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) Oh, money, baby.
Money, money, money.
_________________________________
(LAUGHS EVILLY)
_________________________________
And now
_________________________________
the main attraction.
_________________________________
(RESUMES HUMMING)
_________________________________
(GASPS, SCREAMS)
_________________________________
No! His arm! Where's his arm?
_________________________________
Oh... No. No, no, no, no!
_________________________________
What am I gonna do? I know. I know.
_________________________________
(MUTTERING) Come on! Come on!
Come on! Pick up the phone!
_________________________________
-MAN: Hello?
-It's me. It's Al.
_________________________________
I got an emergency.
_________________________________
-I'm busy.
-Yes, we're all busy.
_________________________________
-Look. It has to be tonight.
-(MAN RESPONDS, INDISTINCT)
_________________________________
All right. All right.
But first thing in the morning.
_________________________________
(SCREAMS) It's gone! I can't believe it!
_________________________________
-My arm is completely gone!
-All right. Come here. Let me see that.
_________________________________
-(GASPING)
-Oh, it's just a popped seam,
_________________________________
easily repaired.
_________________________________
-You should consider yourself lucky.
-Lucky?
_________________________________
Are you shrink-wrapped?
I am missing my arm!
_________________________________
Big deal.
_________________________________
Let him go. I'm sure his precious Andy
_________________________________
is dying to play with
a one-armed cowboy doll.
_________________________________
Why, Jessie, you know he wouldn't last
an hour on the streets in his condition.
_________________________________
It's a dangerous world
out there for a toy.
_________________________________
Okay, everybody, listen up.
_________________________________
This road should take us straight
to the human house.
_________________________________
ROSETTA: So how far is it from the road
to the house, do you think?
_________________________________
VIDIA: Not that far, really.
The only question is, how flooded is it?
_________________________________
IRIDESSA: That's a good point.
_________________________________
SILVERMIST:
Well, I'm gonna remain optimistic.
_________________________________
-We'll get to Tink in no time.
-ROSETTA: I'm with you, Sil.
_________________________________
BOBBLE: We're almost there.
_________________________________
Why, look,
we're picking up speed already.
_________________________________
IRIDESSA: Did you feel that?
We're moving faster.
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
Hey, guys!
We're heading right for a waterfall!
_________________________________
Great polliwogs!
We have to make the turn!
_________________________________
Ease the sheets and get ready to jibe!
_________________________________
ALL: What?
_________________________________
Ease the sheet and get ready to jibe!
_________________________________
-What?
-SILVERMIST: What did he say?
_________________________________
Loosen the ropes and...
_________________________________
(VOMITING) ...turn the sail!
_________________________________
-Oh, no!
-Look out!
_________________________________
(BOBBLE YELLS)
_________________________________
Man overboard!
_________________________________
Hard to port! Hard to port!
_________________________________
Turn the boat! Turn the boat!
_________________________________
Guys! We're running out of river!
_________________________________
That's all right,
'cause all we need's a little.
_________________________________
-Rosetta, come grab my feet.
-What?
_________________________________
Hang on! We're going straight down!
_________________________________
Oh, no!
_________________________________
(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________
SILVERMIST: Brace yourselves!
_________________________________
-Who's alive?
-Not me.
_________________________________
Me, either. I can't find a pulse!
It's not there!
_________________________________
I'm telling you, I don't...
Oh. I'm good.
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________
(SCREAMING) Ow!
_________________________________
Oh! Sorry!
_________________________________
Ow!
_________________________________
Looks like we're walking from here.
_________________________________
-But... Walking where?
-We could be anywhere.
_________________________________
Everything looks the same
from down here.
_________________________________
And there's no way of knowing
which way to go.
_________________________________
Clank! Where did you find that?
_________________________________
I don't know. Here on the ground.
Is it yours?
_________________________________
I know where we are.
_________________________________
(OWL HOOTING)
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
All right.
Nobody look till I get my cork back in.
_________________________________
Good work, men. Two blocks down
and only 19 more to go.
_________________________________
-What?
-ALL: Nineteen?
_________________________________
Are we gonna do this all night?
My parts are killing me.
_________________________________
Come on, fellas.
_________________________________
Did Woody give up when Sid
had me strapped to a rocket?
_________________________________
-ALL: No.
-No.
_________________________________
And did he give up when you threw him
out of the back of that moving van?
_________________________________
-Oh, you had to bring that up.
-No, he didn't!
_________________________________
We have a friend in need, and we will
not rest until he's safe in Andy's room!
_________________________________
-(STAR-SPANGLED PLAYING)
-Now let's move out!
_________________________________
ANNOUNCER: And that concludes
our broadcast day.
_________________________________
(STATIC)
_________________________________
(SNORING)
_________________________________
(SNORTING)
_________________________________
(CRUNCHING)
_________________________________
-(CRUNCHING)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
Bullseye. Bullseye, go, go, go, go.
_________________________________
Come on. You don't wanna
help me. I'm the bad guy.
_________________________________
You're gonna go back in storage
because of me, remember? Just go.
_________________________________
Bullseye... (SPUTTERING)
All right. All right.
_________________________________
But you have got
to keep quiet. Come on.
_________________________________
Over here. Attaboy.
_________________________________
Okay, Bullseye. Upsy-daisy.
_________________________________
(CONTINUES SNORING)
_________________________________
(MUFFLED GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
Psst. Bullseye. Cut it out.
_________________________________
Stop it. Psst.
Stop it, Bullseye. Stop it. Stop it.
_________________________________
Stop it.
_________________________________
(STOMACH RUMBLING)
_________________________________
-(BURPING)
-(GROANING)
_________________________________
(GAGGING)
_________________________________
(EXHALING)
_________________________________
(SNORTING)
_________________________________
-Phew.
-(REMOTE CLICKS)
_________________________________
Woody's Roundup
Come on, it's time to play
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
No, Officer! I swear.
(MUTTERING) What? (GASPS)
_________________________________
(GASPING, MUTTERING)
_________________________________
Uh... Oh.
_________________________________
Get in there.
There you go. Cheap case.
_________________________________
-Where is the remote?
-(THEME SONG CONTINUES)
_________________________________
Where is the remote?
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Why don't I put it in the same place
every... Oh, here it is.
_________________________________
(YAWNING)
_________________________________
(MUTTERING)
_________________________________
(DOOR CLOSING)
_________________________________
What is your problem? Look, I'm sorry
I can't help you guys out.
_________________________________
Really, I am. But you didn't have
to go and pull a stunt like that.
_________________________________
What? You think I did that?
_________________________________
Oh, right, right.
The TV just happened to turn on,
_________________________________
and the remote magically ended up
in front of you!
_________________________________
-You calling me a liar?
-Well, if the boot fits...
_________________________________
Say that again.
_________________________________
(ENUNCIATING) If the boot fits.
_________________________________
Okay, cowboy.
_________________________________
-Yah!
-(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
How do you like that?
Take it back! Take it back!
_________________________________
Don't think just 'cause you're a girl,
I'm gonna take it easy on you.
_________________________________
-(SCREAMS)
-Jessie, Woody, you stop this at once.
_________________________________
-(CRIES OUT)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
I don't know
how that television turned on,
_________________________________
but fighting about it
isn't helping anything.
_________________________________
-If I had both my arms...
-The fact is, you don't, Woody,
_________________________________
so I suggest
you just wait until morning.
_________________________________
-The cleaner will come, fix your arm...
-And then I'm outta here!
_________________________________
Oh, no, no.
Bullseye, don't take it that way.
_________________________________
-It's just that Andy...
-Andy, Andy, Andy.
_________________________________
That's all he ever talks about.
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
NARRATOR: Pooh left feeling
unsatisfied and a little out of sorts.
_________________________________
-(RUMBLING)
-In fact, he was so distracted
_________________________________
by his rumbly tummy,
_________________________________
that he didn't notice that he was
walking onto the next paragraph.
_________________________________
What is a paragraph?
_________________________________
It's a group of sentences
that form a complete thought.
_________________________________
Is there honey in this paragraph?
_________________________________
Oh, sorry, Pooh, no.
_________________________________
Well, then I don't find it very useful.
_________________________________
What's that, Pooh?
_________________________________
I'm not sure. I shall follow it
to see where it leads.
_________________________________
Eeyore, your tail!
_________________________________
Yep. Unraveled.
Guess I'm back where I started.
_________________________________
I'm sorry, Eeyore.
_________________________________
Such a nice tail, too.
_________________________________
No matter.
All good things come to an end.
_________________________________
Oh. Oh! Eeyore, if you... (GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Oh, my goodness.
This story is going too fast!
_________________________________
(GRUNTS, SIGHS)
_________________________________
I wish that paragraph
had been a little longer.
_________________________________
Ooh! Of course.
_________________________________
Christopher Robin
will have some honey.
_________________________________
He loves to share. Especially with me.
_________________________________
(HUMMING) Christopher Robin!
_________________________________
Are you not there?
_________________________________
(TUMMY RUMBLES)
_________________________________
Oh.
_________________________________
NARRATOR:
Just then, Pooh spotted a note.
_________________________________
I did?
_________________________________
Certainly. Just there, at your feet.
_________________________________
Uh, to your left.
_________________________________
Uh, no, Pooh, your other left.
A little bit more.
_________________________________
A tad. A hair. No, no, back a bit.
_________________________________
-Oh!
-There you are.
_________________________________
Well, it's a good thing I noticed it.
_________________________________
Otherwise, I wouldn't have seen it.
_________________________________
Pooh was puzzled by the note.
Even more so than usual.
_________________________________
And even more than that.
_________________________________
So, Pooh decided to go directly
to Owl's house,
_________________________________
hoping that Owl could
help unpuzzle him.
_________________________________
ALL: (SINGING)
You get the honey, enjoy
_________________________________
-ROO: Good job, Owl!
-Thank you. Thank you.
_________________________________
Yes, it is quite clever, isn't it?
_________________________________
T-A-E-L. Yes. Perfect.
_________________________________
Well, hello there, Owl.
_________________________________
That is a very fine looking
pot of honey you've got there.
_________________________________
And so remarkably... Gooey.
_________________________________
Gooey? That happens to be
my personal favorite.
_________________________________
Ooh! What do you have there, my boy?
_________________________________
Oh. A note I found
at Christopher Robin's.
_________________________________
With strange words I cannot read.
_________________________________
But, Pooh, you can't read most words.
_________________________________
Yes, but especially not the strange ones.
_________________________________
Let me see. There's never been a note
written that I could not decipher.
_________________________________
Here, Pooh, help yourself.
_________________________________
-Yes, parchment is of a fine quality.
-(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Oh, stuff and fluff.
_________________________________
Don't leave us in suspense, Owl.
What does it say?
_________________________________
Patience! Patience. One must be careful
when decoding such arcane text
_________________________________
so as not to incorrectly interpret
its true meaning.
_________________________________
ROO: So, can you read it?
_________________________________
Of course I can! It says...
_________________________________
"Gone out. Busy. Backson."
_________________________________
Signed, Christopher Robin."
_________________________________
(GASPS) Our dear friend
Christopher Robin has been captured!
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
By a creature called "the Backson."
_________________________________
-(ALL GASP)
-Backson!
_________________________________
Captured by the Backson!
_________________________________
What's a Backson?
_________________________________
Oh, a horrible creature! Malicious!
_________________________________
-You don't say.
-Ferocious!
_________________________________
Fero...? Ooh!
_________________________________
And worst of all, terribly busy.
_________________________________
So, what does this Backson look like?
_________________________________
I saw a picture of one just the other day.
_________________________________
-Oh, Christopher Robin.
-OWL: Now, let me see.
_________________________________
OWL: Bathwater, biscuit,
baby, barnacle, beluga...
_________________________________
Wait a minute, why is biscuit
ahead of baby and barnacle?
_________________________________
That doesn't make sense.
Oh, it's such a mess in here.
_________________________________
Dash it all! Where is that picture?
_________________________________
I have some chalk, Owl.
Can you draw it?
_________________________________
What an excellent idea, young man.
_________________________________
Artistic talent runs through my family.
_________________________________
In fact, it practically stampedes!
_________________________________
(CHALK SCREECHES)
_________________________________
(BOTH GROAN)
_________________________________
(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________
He sounds scary already.
_________________________________
(SINGING)
It's a giant creature with a tail
_________________________________
Here, I'll draw Piglet in for scale
_________________________________
-(GROWLS)
-Oh, dear!
_________________________________
Its hide is like a shaggy rug
_________________________________
Its face a surly, ugly mug
_________________________________
With two sharp horns atop its head
_________________________________
Between a mop of hair that's red
_________________________________
(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
And in its nose a ring of gold
_________________________________
-It smells of monkey's feet and mold
-(SHRIEKS)
_________________________________
Its toes are black, its fur is blue
_________________________________
I swear that all I tell you
is not made up
_________________________________
The Backson! The Backson?
_________________________________
The Backson! The Backson?
_________________________________
ALL: Oh, no!
_________________________________
But, Owl, what does a Backson do?
_________________________________
Yes, Owl, what does a Backson do?
_________________________________
Hmm, what does a Backson do?
_________________________________
I'm thinking, I'm thinking,
I'm thinking, I'm thinking
_________________________________
And now I will tell you
_________________________________
They sneak into your library
_________________________________
And scribble in all your books
_________________________________
The Backson, the Backson
We don't like the Backson
_________________________________
When decorating your Christmas tree
they tangle up all the hooks
_________________________________
The Backson, the Backson
we're afraid of the Backson
_________________________________
OWL: They spoil the milk
they stop all the clocks
_________________________________
They use their horns
to put holes in your socks
_________________________________
The Backson's the one
who's been putting holes in our socks
_________________________________
Tell us more about what Backsons do
_________________________________
Yes, more about what Backsons do
_________________________________
More about what Backsons do?
_________________________________
Why don't we hear
some thoughts from you?
_________________________________
TIGGER: Maybe they make
you sleep too late
_________________________________
OWL: Yes, yes, that's good, that's great
_________________________________
(ALARM CLOCK RINGING)
_________________________________
I bet they're the reason my tail is gone
_________________________________
OWL: You're on a roll go on, go on
_________________________________
They muddy up your tidy house
_________________________________
They make you feel as small as a mouse
_________________________________
They break your crayons
they spill your tea
_________________________________
KANGA: They wake up babies
at one and three
_________________________________
They made me catch the cold I caught
_________________________________
They made me lose
my train of thought
_________________________________
They swipe your stripes
they clog your pipes
_________________________________
They dig up your garden
they won't beg your pardon
_________________________________
They eat your snacks
they won't relax
_________________________________
They chip your tooth,
they steal your youth
_________________________________
And now you know the horrible truth
_________________________________
The Backson, the Backson
_________________________________
The Backson, the Backson
_________________________________
Oh, no!
_________________________________
-Oh, yes
-ALL: Huh?
_________________________________
I know exactly what to do
_________________________________
We'll find things Backsons
are partial to
_________________________________
Like books and dishes
_________________________________
And socks and toys
_________________________________
Yes, everything that a Backson destroys
_________________________________
Then we'll dig an enormous pit
_________________________________
And make the items lead to it
_________________________________
He'll fall in and we'll get our friend
_________________________________
And this horrible nightmare
can come to an end
_________________________________
The Backson! The Backson!
_________________________________
The Backson! The Backson!
_________________________________
Go home and search your closets
_________________________________
Bring everything that you can
_________________________________
The Backson, the Backson,
we're gonna catch the Backson
_________________________________
We'll save Christopher Robin
by following Rabbit's plan
_________________________________
The Backson, the Backson,
we'll save Christopher Robin
_________________________________
We must be brave and have no fear
_________________________________
So to the death, we'll persevere
_________________________________
We'll search by the sun
and the light of the moon
_________________________________
And if everything goes well,
we'll be back soon
_________________________________
-Back soon.
-Back Soon
_________________________________
Sounds like "Backson."
_________________________________
Back Soon
_________________________________
Oh, well. Good luck, everyone!
_________________________________
Hey, Buzz, can we slow down?
_________________________________
May I remind you that some of us are
carrying over $6 in change?
_________________________________
Losing health units. Must rest.
_________________________________
Is everyone present and accounted for?
_________________________________
Not quite everyone.
_________________________________
-Who's behind?
-Mine.
_________________________________
Hey, guys.
Why do the toys cross the road?
_________________________________
-Not now, Hamm.
-Oh, I love riddles. Why?
_________________________________
To get to the chicken
on the other side! (LAUGHS)
_________________________________
-(ALL WHOOPING)
-REX: The chicken!
_________________________________
-Oh, well. We tried.
-We'll have to cross.
_________________________________
-(ALL GASPING)
-What the...
_________________________________
You're not turning me
into a mashed potato.
_________________________________
I may not be a smart dog,
but I know what roadkill is.
_________________________________
There must be a safe way.
_________________________________
BUZZ: Okay.
Here's our chance. Ready. Set. Go.
_________________________________
(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________
Drop!
_________________________________
-(AIR HISSING)
-(HORNS HONKING)
_________________________________
BUZZ: Go!
_________________________________
BUZZ: Drop! I said "drop"!
_________________________________
(HORNS HONKING)
_________________________________
BUZZ: Go!
_________________________________
(MUMBLING)
_________________________________
BUZZ: Drop.
_________________________________
(HORN HONKING, TIRES SQUEALING)
_________________________________
BUZZ: Go.
_________________________________
That went well.
_________________________________
(HORNS HONKING)
_________________________________
Good job, troops.
We're that much closer to Woody.
_________________________________
(HONKING CONTINUES)
_________________________________
(RINGING)
_________________________________
Oh, thank goodness you're here.
_________________________________
Is the specimen ready for cleaning?
_________________________________
So, how long is this gonna take?
_________________________________
You can't rush art.
_________________________________
(MOOING)
_________________________________
(WHEELS SQUEAKING)
_________________________________
SLINKY: Oh, no. It's closed.
_________________________________
We're not preschool toys, Slinky.
We can read.
_________________________________
-(DOORS MOOING)
-MAN: Hey, Joe, you're late.
_________________________________
We've got a ton of toys to unload.
_________________________________
All right. All right.
I'm comin'. I'm comin'.
_________________________________
All right. Let's go.
_________________________________
REX: But the sign says it's closed.
_________________________________
No, no, no, no. All together. Now!
_________________________________
-(ALL GRUNTING)
-(DOORS MOOING)
_________________________________
(GIGGLING)
_________________________________
Whoa, Nelly! How are we going
to find Woody in this place?
_________________________________
Look for Al. We find Al,
we find Woody. Now move out!
_________________________________
-Woody?
-Woody.
_________________________________
(MOTOR PUMPING)
_________________________________
(AIR HISSING)
_________________________________
There you go. (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
He's for display only.
_________________________________
You handle him too much,
he's not gonna last.
_________________________________
It's amazing. You're a genius.
He's just like new.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Wow.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(WHISTLES) I could use one of those.
_________________________________
You know, they make it so you can't
defeat Zurg unless you buy this book.
_________________________________
It's extortion. That's what it is.
_________________________________
Hey, I always thought
the golden sector was the only...
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
HAMM: I thought
we could search in style.
_________________________________
Nice going there, Hamm. So how about
letting a toy with fingers drive?
_________________________________
Am I really that fat?
_________________________________
(WHISTLES)
_________________________________
-(GRUNTING)
-Ow!
_________________________________
-What are you doing?
-You're in direct violation
_________________________________
of Code 6404.5,
_________________________________
stating all Space Rangers
are to be in hyper-sleep
_________________________________
until awakened
by authorized personnel.
_________________________________
-Oh, no.
-(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
You're breakin' ranks, Ranger.
_________________________________
Buzz Lightyear to Star Command.
_________________________________
-I've got an AWOL Space Ranger.
-Tell me I wasn't this deluded.
_________________________________
No back talk!
I have a laser, and I will use it.
_________________________________
-Mean the laser that's a light bulb?
-(LASER HUMMING)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Has your mind been melded?
You could've killed me, Space Ranger.
_________________________________
Or should I say "traitor"?
_________________________________
-I don't have time for this.
-Halt!
_________________________________
I order you to halt!
_________________________________
(BOTH GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Listen to me. Listen. Wait.
_________________________________
-We've been down this aisle already.
-We've never been down this aisle.
_________________________________
-It's pink.
-Face it. We're lost.
_________________________________
-HAMM: Back it up. Back it up.
-(ALL GIGGLING)
_________________________________
(BEACH MUSIC PLAYS)
_________________________________
What a great party!
_________________________________
How low can you go?
How low can you go?
_________________________________
(GIGGLING CONTINUES)
_________________________________
Excuse me, ladies.
_________________________________
Does anyone know where we might
find the Al of Al's Toy Barn?
_________________________________
I can help.
_________________________________
I'm Tour Guide Barbie.
_________________________________
Please keep your hands, arms
and accessories inside the car,
_________________________________
and no flash photography.
_________________________________
-Thank you.
-I'm a married spud.
_________________________________
-I'm a married spud.
-Then make room for the single fellas.
_________________________________
BARBIE: To our right is the Hot Wheels
aisle. Developed in 1967,
_________________________________
the original series had 16 cars,
including the Corvette.
_________________________________
I beg your pardon, ma'am,
but where's Al's office?
_________________________________
Please hold all questions
until the end of the tour. Thank you.
_________________________________
It says how you defeat Zurg! Look!
_________________________________
-Excuse me, sir.
-Get this outta here, geekosaur.
_________________________________
-SLINKY: Look out!
-Stop, stop, stop!
_________________________________
(ALL YELLING)
_________________________________
-(REX WHIMPERING)
-HAMM: Turn into the spin, Barbie!
_________________________________
(SCREAMS) My source of power!
_________________________________
No! Come back!
(YELLS) Hey!
_________________________________
Wait up! Hey! Come on! Slow down!
_________________________________
Dinosaur overboard!
Slow down! (CRIES OUT)
_________________________________
Remain seated, please.
_________________________________
(RECITES IN SPANISH)
_________________________________
Ow! Listen to me. Listen to me.
You're not really a Space Ranger.
_________________________________
You're a toy.
We're all toys. Do you hear me?
_________________________________
Well, that should hold you
till the court martial.
_________________________________
Let me go! You don't realize
what you're doing!
_________________________________
And this is the Buzz Lightyear aisle.
_________________________________
In 1995, shortsighted retailers did not
order enough dolls to meet demand.
_________________________________
-Hey, Buzz!
-Halt! Who goes there?
_________________________________
Quit clownin' around
and get in the car!
_________________________________
Buzz, Buzz, I know how to defeat Zurg!
_________________________________
-You do?
-Come on. I'll tell you on the way.
_________________________________
No, no, guys! You've got the wrong
Buzz! You've got the wrong Buzz!
_________________________________
Say, where'd you get
the cool belt, Buzz?
_________________________________
Well, slotted pig,
they're standard issue.
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
NARRATOR:
While Rabbit and the others
_________________________________
were busy gathering
the Backson's favorite things,
_________________________________
Pooh and Piglet found the
perfect place to dig the pit.
_________________________________
-Piglet dug and dug and dug,
-(PIGLET GRUNTING)
_________________________________
and Pooh... supervised.
_________________________________
And now to disguise the pit.
Catch, Piglet.
_________________________________
Gosh, Pooh, I hope this idea works.
_________________________________
Oh, it will, Piglet.
_________________________________
The Backson shall follow the trail
of items right to this lovely picnic.
_________________________________
(WHISPERING)
Which is just the pit, of course.
_________________________________
And when he falls in,
we'll get Christopher Robin back.
_________________________________
Yes, Piglet. We shall get
Christopher Robin back.
_________________________________
(GRUNTING) Very exciting.
(GIGGLES) What do you think, Pooh?
_________________________________
Hmm. I think this rock
would be better over there.
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
-Here?
-Oh, yes.
_________________________________
That makes all the difference, you see.
_________________________________
Oh! I almost forgot
the most important part.
_________________________________
Oh, yes, Piglet. I couldn't agree more.
_________________________________
Hmm?
_________________________________
Oh, Piglet, this is a very light lunch.
_________________________________
No, Pooh. This isn't lunch.
_________________________________
I just thought it would
complete the disguise.
_________________________________
Well, it certainly fooled me.
_________________________________
(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________
Well done, you two.
Now, put your combat gear on.
_________________________________
This is a dangerous mission,
_________________________________
and we cannot afford any mistakes.
_________________________________
The fate of Christopher Robin
is in our hands.
_________________________________
(ADVENTUROUS
INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________
Ha!
_________________________________
(SLICING SOUNDS)
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
NARRATOR: As the group
continued on with Rabbit's plan,
_________________________________
they journeyed deeper
and deeper into the woods,
_________________________________
-placing items as they...
-TIGGER: Hey, hey!
_________________________________
You want to keep it down up there, pal?
_________________________________
What? Tigger?
Why aren't you with the others?
_________________________________
Because I'm busy tracking
the Backson. (SHUSHING)
_________________________________
Yes, but what about Rabbit's plan?
_________________________________
Only a Tigger can catch a Backson.
_________________________________
(WHISPERS)
And I'm the only Tigger, see.
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
-(GROANS)
-(GASPS) Hello.
_________________________________
(SHOUTS)
_________________________________
-Hoo!
-I probably deserved that.
_________________________________
Oops! Look who it is!
(CHUCKLES) Let me get off your back.
_________________________________
There we go.
I thought you were the Backson!
_________________________________
Until I found out you wasn't.
What are you doing out here, anyways?
_________________________________
Too slow. Got left behind.
_________________________________
Left behind?
_________________________________
That's a horrendemous thing
to do to a guy.
_________________________________
No matter.
_________________________________
Sure would like to help
Christopher Robin,
_________________________________
but I can't.
_________________________________
Hmm.
_________________________________
Buddy! Where do you think
you're going?
_________________________________
You and me are gonna catch
that Backson together!
_________________________________
-Thanks, but I...
-That's the spirit!
_________________________________
Here we go!
_________________________________
-Pouncy, pouncy, pounce!
-(GROANS)
_________________________________
You and me! Oh, yeah!
Look out, Backson!
_________________________________
Okay, we're back. Look at us pounce!
_________________________________
I'm alone? Okay. Hoo.
_________________________________
Buddy, if you're gonna pounce,
you got to have some bounce!
_________________________________
We just need to get you Tiggerized.
_________________________________
(SINGING) Gonna fix you up
By the time we're through
_________________________________
I'll be Tigger One
you'll be Tigger Two
_________________________________
It's gonna be great, it's gonna be great
_________________________________
It's gonna be great
_________________________________
Gonna be two pals,
hunting in the woods
_________________________________
Gonna show that Backson
we got the goods
_________________________________
It's gonna be great, it's gonna be great
_________________________________
It's gonna be great
_________________________________
Well, I'm not sure
_________________________________
Oh, stop that gloomy rumination
_________________________________
All you need is a little bit
of Tiggerization
_________________________________
-Wait
-Why wait?
_________________________________
Don't you see it's gonna be great
_________________________________
It's gonna be great, it's gonna be great
_________________________________
It's gonna be great
_________________________________
You're looking great, Tigger Two.
_________________________________
Now, you've got to learn
to bounce like a Tigger.
_________________________________
When you learn to bounce
you should take it slow
_________________________________
So I want you to keep your bounces low
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________
It's gonna be great, it's gonna be great
_________________________________
It's gonna be great
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
If you hit a bush or a tree you'll
fall so do your best to avoid them all
_________________________________
It's gonna be great, it's gonna be great
_________________________________
It's gonna be great
_________________________________
A perfect pounce
will make you feel alive
_________________________________
Just go from a squat
into a headlong dive!
_________________________________
-Ow, ow, ow.
-You're gettin' it now
_________________________________
It's gonna be great, it's gonna be great
_________________________________
It's gonna be great
_________________________________
Ah. Isn't this super-duper fun,
two Tiggers here together?
_________________________________
I used to be the only one
_________________________________
But two is twice as better.
_________________________________
-Are you ready?
-For what?
_________________________________
I'll be the
_________________________________
Backson, you be the Tigger
_________________________________
We're gonna see
whose bounce is bigger
_________________________________
It's gonna be great, it's gonna be great
_________________________________
It's gonna be great
_________________________________
You're gonna give me your best attack
_________________________________
But don't just think
that I won't fight back
_________________________________
It's gonna be great, it's gonna be great
_________________________________
It's gonna be great
_________________________________
Strike me down, give me all you got
_________________________________
Bounce me, trounce me
flounce me, pounce me
_________________________________
Do it, do it, do it!
_________________________________
It's gonna be great, it's gonna be great
_________________________________
It's gonna be... (SHOUTING)
_________________________________
Great
_________________________________
Tigger Two!
_________________________________
That was the bestest
picking up bounce I never seen!
_________________________________
In fact, we're going to skip right ahead
to advanced Tigger training.
_________________________________
Where did you go, you little bouncer?
_________________________________
Ooh. Going bareknuckled.
_________________________________
Look at this guy. I like your style!
_________________________________
Now this is just ridicerous!
_________________________________
You are gonna need this
if you're gonna get the Backson!
_________________________________
Uh oh!
_________________________________
Backson tracks!
_________________________________
The Backson must have got Tigger Two!
_________________________________
He's picking us off. One by one.
_________________________________
(FLASH POPPING)
_________________________________
(AL CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
-It's like printing my own money.
-(PHONE RINGING)
_________________________________
-Yeah? What?
-(MAN SPEAKING, INDISTINCT)
_________________________________
Oh, oh. Mr. Konishi.
Yes, I have the pictures right here.
_________________________________
In fact, I'm in the car right now on
my way to the office to fax them to you.
_________________________________
I'm going through a tunnel!
I'm breakin' up!
_________________________________
Oh, wow! Will you look at me?
It's like I'm fresh out of the box!
_________________________________
Look at this stitching! Andy's gonna
have a hard time rippin' this! Hello!
_________________________________
Hi! Hello!
_________________________________
Great. Now you can go.
_________________________________
Well, what a good idea.
_________________________________
PETE: Woody, don't be mad at Jessie.
_________________________________
She's been through
more than you know.
_________________________________
Why not make amends
before you leave, huh?
_________________________________
It's the least you can do.
_________________________________
(GROANS) All right.
But I don't know what good it'll do.
_________________________________
Hey. Whatcha doin' way up here?
_________________________________
Thought I'd get one last look at the
sun before I get packed away again.
_________________________________
Look, Jessie.
I know you hate me for leaving,
_________________________________
but I have to go back.
_________________________________
I'm still Andy's toy.
_________________________________
Well, if you knew him,
you'd understand. Andy's a real...
_________________________________
Let me guess.
Andy's a real special kid.
_________________________________
And to him, you're his buddy,
his best friend.
_________________________________
And when Andy plays with you,
it's like even though you're not moving,
_________________________________
you feel like you're alive,
because that's how he sees you.
_________________________________
How did you know that?
_________________________________
Because Emily was just the same.
_________________________________
She was my whole world.
_________________________________
WOMAN: When somebody loved me
_________________________________
Everything was beautiful
_________________________________
Every hour we spent together
_________________________________
Lives within my heart
_________________________________
And when she was sad
_________________________________
I was there to dry her tears
_________________________________
And when she was happy, so was I
_________________________________
When she loved me
_________________________________
Through the Summer and the Fall
_________________________________
We had each other
That was all
_________________________________
Just she and I together
_________________________________
Like it was meant to be
_________________________________
And when she was lonely
_________________________________
I was there to comfort her
_________________________________
And I knew that
_________________________________
She loved me
_________________________________
(BOTH GIGGLING)
_________________________________
So the years went by
_________________________________
I stayed the same
_________________________________
But she began to drift away
_________________________________
I was left alone
_________________________________
Still I waited for the day
_________________________________
When she'd say
_________________________________
I will always love you
_________________________________
Lonely and forgotten
_________________________________
I never thought she'd look my way
_________________________________
She smiled at me and held me
_________________________________
Just like she used to do
_________________________________
Like she loved me
_________________________________
When she loved me
_________________________________
When somebody loved me
_________________________________
Everything was beautiful
_________________________________
Every hour we spent together
_________________________________
Lives within my heart
_________________________________
When she loved me
_________________________________
You never forget kids
like Emily or Andy.
_________________________________
(WHISPERING) But they forget you.
_________________________________
-Jessie, I didn't know.
-Just go.
_________________________________
How long will it last, Woody?
Do you really think
_________________________________
Andy is gonna take you to college
or on his honeymoon?
_________________________________
Andy's growing up,
and there's nothing you can do about it.
_________________________________
It's your choice, Woody.
_________________________________
You can go back, or you can stay
with us and last forever.
_________________________________
You'll be adored
by children for generations.
_________________________________
Who am I to break up
the Roundup gang?
_________________________________
Tinker Bell, this is so fascinating.
Thank you.
_________________________________
I had no idea fairies were responsible
for changing the seasons.
_________________________________
I thought it had something to do
with the Earth's axis
_________________________________
as it rotated around the sun.
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
That's what we wanted you to think.
_________________________________
Well, I think we've covered everything.
Oh. I hope Father's impressed.
_________________________________
And now, for the finale.
_________________________________
The whole fairy land, Pixie Hollow.
_________________________________
It worked!
Tinker Bell, I can't wait to show Father.
_________________________________
Tinker Bell? Are you all right?
Tinker Bell?
_________________________________
Huh?
_________________________________
Oh. Sorry. Yeah, let's go show your dad.
_________________________________
(SIGHING)
_________________________________
Looks like the rain has let up some.
_________________________________
You might be able to make it home
to your friends now.
_________________________________
Maybe this could help you.
_________________________________
Oh, yes.
_________________________________
Such a clever tinker.
_________________________________
(SNIFFLES)
_________________________________
Take care of yourself.
_________________________________
I'll never forget you, Tinker Bell.
_________________________________
You'd best hurry. The break
in the weather may not last long.
_________________________________
(LIZZY SNIFFLING)
_________________________________
Goodbye.
_________________________________
And I'll never forget you, Lizzy.
_________________________________
LIZZY: Father, look!
DR. GRIFFITHS: Not just now, Lizzy.
_________________________________
My hands are rather full at the moment.
_________________________________
I made it especially for you, Father.
It's just like your field journal.
_________________________________
-It's filled with lots of facts.
-Yes, yes, that sounds wonderful,
_________________________________
but I'm in the middle
of a potential catastrophe here.
_________________________________
I can't look at it now.
_________________________________
-But Father, it's a field journal, and I...
-I don't have time.
_________________________________
I have to find some way
to deal with all these leaks
_________________________________
before they destroy my work.
_________________________________
-When will you be able to look at it?
-(GROANS) I don't know. Maybe later.
_________________________________
You always say that.
_________________________________
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
_________________________________
(SNIFFLING)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Tinker Bell!
_________________________________
You came back! I'm so glad to see you.
_________________________________
Tinker Bell, Father has no time
for the field journal.
_________________________________
I think I can fix that.
_________________________________
ROSETTA: Vidia, you sure you know
where you're going?
_________________________________
VIDIA: Yes. Tinker Bell
and I walked by here.
_________________________________
I just have to find the road.
_________________________________
FAWN: Road? What road?
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
That road!
_________________________________
That's not a road. That's a muddy river.
_________________________________
So, I guess we need to find a bridge.
_________________________________
Or be spontaneous and jump right in.
_________________________________
It's not deep. We can walk across.
_________________________________
Yeah, no. I don't really do mud.
_________________________________
-But you're a garden fairy!
-(LAUGHS) Ironic, isn't it?
_________________________________
ALL: Rosetta!
_________________________________
Okay, all right. I'm coming.
_________________________________
It's squishy. Oh! What was that?
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
(STRAINING)
_________________________________
She's stuck!
_________________________________
I can get myself out of here.
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
All right, all right.
_________________________________
Someone just get me something
to grab onto.
_________________________________
-Got it! Clanky, rescue device.
-Right, Bobble. You can count on us!
_________________________________
Okay. Let's give this a try.
_________________________________
(ALL GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(RUMBLING SOUND)
_________________________________
Do you feel that?
She's starting to break free.
_________________________________
I don't think so.
_________________________________
-Come on, hurry!
-Pull! Pull!
_________________________________
Pull!
_________________________________
ROSETTA: Pull!
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
Hello? Is somebody out there?
_________________________________
Anyone?
_________________________________
-Grab this! Hurry!
-Are you kidding me?
_________________________________
Trust me. And hold on tight.
_________________________________
Oh, well.
_________________________________
(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(CAR ENGINE STARTS)
_________________________________
(CAR DRIVES AWAY)
_________________________________
We got the...
_________________________________
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________
-...rescue device.
-You scared the petals right off of me!
_________________________________
Did we miss anything?
_________________________________
LIZZY: "My, what a splendid tea service.
I am really quite impressed."
_________________________________
Then I say,
_________________________________
(YAWNING)
"Why, thank you, Tinker Bell.
_________________________________
"You are too kind."
_________________________________
You hold your pinkie out, like this,
_________________________________
and that's the way
you throw a proper tea party.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Good night, Lizzy.
_________________________________
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
_________________________________
(SIGHING)
_________________________________
There we... Oh!
_________________________________
I'm going to bed.
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
There just aren't enough hours
in the day.
_________________________________
(DRIPPING CONTINUES)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
Oh. Good morning, Tinker Bell.
How did you sleep last night?
_________________________________
Well, I... Actually, I didn't,
but that doesn't matter.
_________________________________
You should go downstairs
to your father.
_________________________________
(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
_________________________________
-Lizzy?
-Yes, Father?
_________________________________
Good morning, my dear.
All the leaks seem to have stopped.
_________________________________
I just wanted to make sure
everything is okay in here.
_________________________________
Yes. Just fine. No leaks at all. So...
_________________________________
DR. GRIFFITHS: Strange.
It's as if they mended themselves.
_________________________________
It's still raining outside.
_________________________________
I can't imagine how on Earth
such a thing could occur.
_________________________________
Well, there must be an explanation
that I'm just not thinking of.
_________________________________
Well, I'm sure you'll think of it, Father.
_________________________________
-Off we go.
-Perhaps down in your study.
_________________________________
You always do your best thinking there.
I wish you luck.
_________________________________
-Okay, well, play nicely.
-Yes, of course. Bye, Father.
_________________________________
(SIGHS) Oh! That was close.
_________________________________
What are you doing?
This is your chance.
_________________________________
Is that why you fixed those leaks?
_________________________________
So he can spend more time with me?
_________________________________
I've really been wanting
to show him this.
_________________________________
Okay, okay. I'll go.
_________________________________
Father, since you have more time,
_________________________________
maybe I can show you
my scientific research.
_________________________________
DR. GRIFFITHS: The butterfly. It's gone!
LIZZY: What?
_________________________________
The apatura iris
with the irregular wing pattern.
_________________________________
I was going to present it
to the museum tonight.
_________________________________
Oh! This was my big opportunity,
and now it's gone.
_________________________________
-Elizabeth, did you release it?
-No.
_________________________________
Well, I didn't do it.
_________________________________
And since there is no one else
in the house,
_________________________________
there is only one logical explanation.
_________________________________
-It must have been you.
-I didn't do it, Father.
_________________________________
I'm going to give you one more chance.
Tell me the truth.
_________________________________
(SNIFFLES)
_________________________________
I could tell you, Father,
but you wouldn't believe me.
_________________________________
Very well. Off to your room, young lady.
I'm very disappointed in you.
_________________________________
You know, I was just thinking,
if Tink were here,
_________________________________
-how not quiet it would be right now.
-You can say that again.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Okay, okay, okay. Who am I?
_________________________________
(INHALES DEEPLY)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(ALL LAUGHING)
_________________________________
That's the exact shade!
_________________________________
BOBBLE: Quite a bit of spirit
in that little tinker, eh?
_________________________________
That's for sure. In fact,
I still can't believe she got captured.
_________________________________
Yeah. It's very unlike Tink
to be caught with her guard down.
_________________________________
-I wonder what really happened.
-Well, we'll find out soon.
_________________________________
Yep. With every step we take we come
closer and closer to Tinker Bell.
_________________________________
She'll tell us what happened.
_________________________________
(CLEARS THROAT) Listen, there's
something you all should know.
_________________________________
Tinker Bell getting trapped
is all my fault!
_________________________________
(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
I slammed that door on Tinker Bell,
to teach her a lesson.
_________________________________
I tried to get her out,
but the door was stuck.
_________________________________
I tried, but I couldn't, and now
I've put her and all of us in danger.
_________________________________
I am so sorry.
_________________________________
Honey, this is not your fault.
_________________________________
We all know that Tink can get
into plenty of trouble all by herself.
_________________________________
It scares me to think what would have
happened if you weren't there, Vidia.
_________________________________
I don't know what to say.
_________________________________
-How about faith...
-Trust...
_________________________________
-And...
-And...
_________________________________
And pixie dust.
_________________________________
ALL: And pixie dust!
_________________________________
BOBBLE: Can you reach it, Clanky?
_________________________________
(CLANK GRUNTING)
_________________________________
-CLANK: Almost. Just a little more.
-Here, let me.
_________________________________
Okay. Now, can you see anything?
_________________________________
No! There's a big building in the way.
_________________________________
BOBBLE: Building. It's a house.
That's it! Clanky! We've got it!
_________________________________
CLANK: What've we got?
BOBBLE: House! Get off.
_________________________________
CLANK: I'm sorry.
BOBBLE: I can't feel my legs.
_________________________________
Gosh, Pooh, I hope the Backson
is pleased with all of our items.
_________________________________
I'm sure he will be. Oh.
_________________________________
(TUMMY RUMBLES)
_________________________________
I wish I had some honey.
_________________________________
-(BEE BUZZING)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
Piglet, um,
could you come here, please?
_________________________________
Pooh, are you sure
this is going to work?
_________________________________
Well, of course, Piglet.
_________________________________
Once I get you up in the tree,
just hand me the beehive.
_________________________________
And then tummy and I will
take care of the rest, won't we?
_________________________________
Okay, Pooh.
I guess you've thought this through.
_________________________________
Oh, yes, Piglet. Indeed I have.
_________________________________
(PIGLET GRUNTS)
_________________________________
Oh, bother. I don't remember
thinking that through.
_________________________________
PIGLET: Um, I'm sorry
I messed up the plan, Pooh.
_________________________________
Oh, don't worry, Piglet.
_________________________________
I shall get you out, and we'll try again.
_________________________________
(GRUNTS) It's no use.
Think, think, think.
_________________________________
Ah! I know.
_________________________________
I'll have you down
in just a moment, Piglet.
_________________________________
PIGLET: No hurry, Pooh. The bees
are quite gentle. (GIGGLES)
_________________________________
As long as
there's no sudden movement.
_________________________________
Ah! Oh, my!
_________________________________
Pooh, are you sure that's a good idea?
_________________________________
Oh, yes, Piglet.
_________________________________
-Ah!
-I'm quite sure.
_________________________________
Well, you know best, Pooh.
_________________________________
-Ah! Oh.
-Oh. There we are.
_________________________________
Oops. New plan, Piglet. Run!
_________________________________
PIGLET: Okay.
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Oh. Is this fast enough, Pooh?
_________________________________
I suppose you could run a little faster.
_________________________________
PIGLET: Whoa!
POOH: Ooh!
_________________________________
And this can go here. All done.
_________________________________
It takes a smart rabbit to trap a Back...
_________________________________
Oh! What are you two doing?
_________________________________
Beehives are not on my list
of Backson-friendly items!
_________________________________
-But, Rabbit, the...
-Move along, move along.
_________________________________
POOH: Well, I was moving.
_________________________________
Oh, that Backson is sure
to pick up this trail,
_________________________________
and we don't want to be around
when he does.
_________________________________
Come, come! Go, go, go!
_________________________________
Rabbit, please, can we stop for lunch?
_________________________________
Pooh, we cannot rest until
Christopher Robin is rescued.
_________________________________
Try thinking of him instead of honey.
_________________________________
(RUMBLING)
_________________________________
Very well. Christopher Robin.
_________________________________
Christopher Robin. Christopher Robin!
_________________________________
Ooh. It worked. Much better.
_________________________________
(HUMMING)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(MYSTICAL INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
_________________________________
(HONEYPOT CLINKING)
_________________________________
Does anybody see that?
_________________________________
See what, honey?
_________________________________
-Honey? Ooh!
-(RUMBLING)
_________________________________
I can't wait to see the honey
on that Backson's honey
_________________________________
when he falls into our honey.
Eh, Owl?
_________________________________
That cheeky honey will honey twice
before honeying our honey again.
_________________________________
ROO: After we honey the honey,
can I honey a honey?
_________________________________
Uhuhuh. No honey before honey, honey.
_________________________________
Wha...?
_________________________________
Honey up, Pooh. We have to honey.
_________________________________
OWL: Honey.
RABBIT: Ooh, honey!
_________________________________
KANGA: Yes.
RABBIT: Honey.
_________________________________
NARRATOR: As Pooh watched
the honey honey away,
_________________________________
his honey honey honey honey
_________________________________
honey honey honey honey,
honey honey honey...
_________________________________
Ooh, Christopher Robin,
Christopher Robin,
_________________________________
Christopher... Hoohoohoo,
Christopher Robin.
_________________________________
(SINGING) Honey
_________________________________
Honey, honey, honey, honey
_________________________________
Honey, honey, honey, honey
_________________________________
Honey, honey
_________________________________
Honey, honey, honey, honey,
honey, honey, honey, honey
_________________________________
Honey, honey, honey, honey
_________________________________
Honey, honey, honey, honey
_________________________________
Honey? Honey.
_________________________________
Honey!
_________________________________
Honey!
_________________________________
(SINGING) Everything is honey
everywhere I see
_________________________________
Everything is honey and
that's quite all right with me
_________________________________
I am a bear of little brain
I can't explain
_________________________________
Why everything would be changing to
_________________________________
the favorite snack of Winnie-the-Pooh,
can you?
_________________________________
Everything is honey
I can't get enough
_________________________________
of lots and lots of pots and
pots of sticky, licky stuff
_________________________________
Oh, what a sight
oh, what a dream
_________________________________
Dive in the wonderful honeyful stream
_________________________________
Swimming in the honey
Swimming far and wide
_________________________________
Open up my mouth
and let the honey flow inside
_________________________________
Ooey and gooey and very sweet
_________________________________
Eat and eat then repeat
_________________________________
Suddenly I'm in a honey boat
_________________________________
It doesn't matter where we float
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
'Cause everywhere is honey
There's a honey Pooh
_________________________________
He's just made of honey
so I guess I'll eat him too
_________________________________
If everything is honey
and I am what I eat
_________________________________
I must be made of honey
_________________________________
and life is very sweet
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
Bother.
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
What a lovely picnic!
_________________________________
(SHOUTS)
_________________________________
Oh, bother!
_________________________________
Double bother.
_________________________________
-Hey, Woody, are you in here?
-Nah. This one's empty too.
_________________________________
-Woody! Woody!
-Woody!
_________________________________
Pardon me, gentlemen,
_________________________________
but have either of you seen
a cowboy doll with a bad arm?
_________________________________
-Why, no, I haven't.
-Hey! He was talkin' to me!
_________________________________
-No! He was talkin' to me!
-Why, you...
_________________________________
-(BOTH GRUNTING)
-You see, all along,
_________________________________
we thought the way into Zurg's fortress
was through the main gate,
_________________________________
but in fact the secret entrance is
to the left, hidden in the shadows.
_________________________________
-To the left in the shadows. Got it.
-(AL SPEAKING JAPANESE)
_________________________________
-Someone's coming.
-Everyone, take cover.
_________________________________
It was a big pile-up, but I don't want
to bore you with the details.
_________________________________
Yes. Now, let me confirm
your fax number.
_________________________________
-MAN: 011...
-011. Wait.
_________________________________
That's a lot of numbers. No. I got it.
_________________________________
-It's him.
-The chicken man.
_________________________________
Funny, he doesn't look like poultry.
_________________________________
SLINKY: That's the kidnapper, all right.
_________________________________
A kidnapper!
An agent of Zurg if I ever saw one.
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
And the piece de resistance!
_________________________________
I promise the collection will be
the crown jewel of your museum.
_________________________________
-It's Woody!
-Now that I have your attention,
_________________________________
imagine we added
another zero to the price, huh?
_________________________________
(MAN SPEAKING, INDISTINCT)
_________________________________
-I'll pay anything you want.
-Yes! Yes!
_________________________________
You got a deal!
I'll be on the next flight to Japan!
_________________________________
Quick.
Into the poultry man's cargo unit.
_________________________________
He'll lead us to Zurg.
Move, move, move!
_________________________________
(SPUTTERING)
Don't touch my moustache!
_________________________________
(SCATTING HAPPILY)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(AL SPEAKING, INDISTINCT)
_________________________________
Rich, rich, rich, rich!
_________________________________
(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
_________________________________
-(GASPS)
-(HUMMING HAPPILY)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(CONTINUES HUMMING)
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
Huh?
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(DOORS MOOING)
_________________________________
(RADAR BUZZING)
_________________________________
(GROWLS) Destroy Buzz Lightyear.
_________________________________
Destroy Buzz Lightyear.
Destroy Buzz Lightyear.
_________________________________
Pooh!
_________________________________
Now where did that bear go?
_________________________________
We searched all over,
and no sign of him.
_________________________________
The report from my aerial excursion
is inconclusive.
_________________________________
-(MUFFLED MOANING)
-(CLANKING)
_________________________________
(ALL SHOUT)
_________________________________
(GASPS) The plan worked.
We caught the Backson!
_________________________________
-(POOH CONTINUES MOANING)
-Oh! It sounds horrible!
_________________________________
Now that we have him, Owl, you can
go and get Christopher Robin back.
_________________________________
No! No, I'm far too important
to put myself in that predicament.
_________________________________
Kanga, off you go.
_________________________________
Oh, no, no, no. I'm with child.
_________________________________
Send the pig.
_________________________________
(STAMMERING)
_________________________________
-How about all of us go?
-(POOH GROANS)
_________________________________
All right, Backson.
Give Christopher Robin back!
_________________________________
-Huh?
-POOH: Oh!
_________________________________
Oh, bother!
_________________________________
-Pooh!
-Oh, hello.
_________________________________
Oh, Pooh, you went back
for the honey, didn't you?
_________________________________
But I told you it was empty.
_________________________________
Yes, and I believed you, Piglet.
_________________________________
But my tummy had to see for himself.
_________________________________
(SCOFFS) Poor, poor Pooh.
_________________________________
How are we ever gonna
get him out of there?
_________________________________
EEYORE: (SINGING) It's me, it's me
_________________________________
I win the honey pot
_________________________________
Found this anchor over there
_________________________________
Now it's on my derriere
_________________________________
Not that anybody'd care
_________________________________
(TRIUMPHANT
INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
_________________________________
RABBIT: Okay, everyone,
make sure you have a good hold.
_________________________________
Heave ho! Heave ho!
_________________________________
Something tells me I was better off
with Tigger.
_________________________________
Heave ho!
_________________________________
-Yep.
-(ALL SHOUT)
_________________________________
(WHISTLING FALL)
_________________________________
(ALL GRUNT)
_________________________________
Oh, this is lovely.
_________________________________
We are stuck down here,
and the Backson is still up there.
_________________________________
(WHIMPERING) Oh, dear! Wait for me.
_________________________________
No, Piglet! No, no, Piglet. Stay.
_________________________________
But the Backson!
_________________________________
You can help us if you stay up there!
_________________________________
(STRAINING)
_________________________________
Okay, Piglet, go look for something
to get us out of here.
_________________________________
(STAMMERING) Okay.
_________________________________
There might be
something over by the pack.
_________________________________
Thank goodness one of us is up there.
_________________________________
I was worried
we'd be stuck here forever.
_________________________________
PIGLET: I found something. Here.
_________________________________
-What?
-Ooh.
_________________________________
That's a lovely flower, Piglet.
_________________________________
Yeah, I thought so, too.
_________________________________
Yes, Piglet, it's very nice, a perennial.
_________________________________
But I think we need something longer.
_________________________________
Longer? Of course. How silly of me.
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Oh, good thought, Piglet.
_________________________________
But you can't possibly think
that that's long enough.
_________________________________
Oh, yes, it is.
Owl read this to me once,
_________________________________
and it was certainly the longest thing
I'd ever heard.
_________________________________
(GIGGLES) Oh.
_________________________________
It's true, Rabbit.
It lags a bit in the middle.
_________________________________
Of all things, why didn't we think
to bring a rope?
_________________________________
Well, there is this rope.
_________________________________
Spot on, Piglet. Do be a helpful
little swine and get us out of here.
_________________________________
All of you?
_________________________________
Yes, Piglet, all of us.
_________________________________
All right. Three, four...
Don't forget Rabbit.
_________________________________
(SCISSORS SNIPPING)
_________________________________
PIGLET: And six.
_________________________________
There! Now you can all get out!
_________________________________
How very thoughtful you are, Piglet.
_________________________________
Good grief! Tie them together, Piglet.
_________________________________
Can you tie a knot?
_________________________________
I cannot.
_________________________________
Ah, so, you can knot.
_________________________________
No, I cannot knot.
_________________________________
-Not knot?
-Who's there?
_________________________________
-Pooh!
-Pooh who?
_________________________________
No! Pooh, it's...
_________________________________
Piglet, you'll need more than two knots.
_________________________________
Not possible.
_________________________________
Ah! So, it is possible
to knot those pieces.
_________________________________
Not these pieces.
_________________________________
Yes, knot those pieces.
_________________________________
-Why not?
-Because it's all for naught.
_________________________________
Oh, dear! I can't tie a knot.
_________________________________
But there is something I can do.
_________________________________
Don't worry, Rabbit.
Piglet's very clever.
_________________________________
I can tie a bow.
_________________________________
-See?
-(GROANS)
_________________________________
For crying out loud! Piglet!
_________________________________
I know! Christopher Robin
has a jump rope.
_________________________________
Ahh!
_________________________________
Wait a minute. My gracious, that's it!
_________________________________
Piglet, go to Christopher Robin's house.
_________________________________
Oh, I see.
_________________________________
Yes, Piglet, go, and bring some honey.
_________________________________
Yes, bring some honey...
_________________________________
(GASPS) The jump rope,
Piglet, the jump rope.
_________________________________
With a little honey on the side.
_________________________________
You mean, all by myself?
_________________________________
(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
Through there?
_________________________________
Yes, Piglet.
_________________________________
Through a dark wood fraught with peril,
_________________________________
on a mission of life or death.
_________________________________
It is a task of great complexity,
_________________________________
but I have full confidence
that you shall return victorious,
_________________________________
and rescue us from the abyss.
_________________________________
Go forth, Piglet,
and we shall await your return.
_________________________________
For weeks, if necessary.
_________________________________
Owl!
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
I can't believe how wonderful
that speech was.
_________________________________
I can't, either.
_________________________________
Moved me to tears.
_________________________________
-REX: Augh! He didn't take the bag!
-No time to lose!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
He's ascending
in the vertical transporter.
_________________________________
All right, everyone. Hang on.
We're gonna blast through the roof.
_________________________________
-Uh, Buzz?
-To infinity and beyond!
_________________________________
What are you? Insane? We're
wasting time. Stand still, Godzilla.
_________________________________
-(GRUNTING)
-I don't understand.
_________________________________
Somehow my fuel cells have gone dry.
_________________________________
-(SCREAMS)
-(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
(LASER BUZZING)
_________________________________
(LASER STOPS)
_________________________________
-(BELL DINGS)
-Blast. He's on level 23.
_________________________________
How are we gonna get up there?
_________________________________
Maybe if we find some balloons,
we could float to the top.
_________________________________
Are you kidding?
I say we stack ourselves up,
_________________________________
push the intercom
and pretend we're delivering a pizza.
_________________________________
How about a ham sandwich
with fries and a hot dog?
_________________________________
What about me?
_________________________________
You can be the toy
that comes with the meal.
_________________________________
Troops! Over here. (GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Just like you said, lizard man.
"In the shadows to the left."
_________________________________
Okay. Let's move!
_________________________________
Mission log. Have infiltrated
enemy territory without detection
_________________________________
and are making our way
through the bowels of Zurg's fortress.
_________________________________
You know, I think that Buzz aisle
went to his head.
_________________________________
SLINKY: Oh, no. Which way do we go?
_________________________________
This way!
_________________________________
MR. POTATO HEAD:
What makes you so sure?
_________________________________
-I'm Buzz Lightyear. I'm always sure.
-(MOTOR WHIRRING)
_________________________________
We've been detected. The walls!
They're closing in! Quick!
_________________________________
Help me prop up vegetable man,
or we're done for.
_________________________________
Hey! Put me down, you moron!
_________________________________
Guys, look! It's not the walls!
It's the elevator!
_________________________________
Come on. We've got no time to lose.
Everyone, grab hold!
_________________________________
HAMM: What?
SLINKY: Huh?
_________________________________
Uh, Buzz,
why not just take the elevator?
_________________________________
They'll be expecting that.
_________________________________
REX: Hey, Buzz! Stop!
_________________________________
Slow down!
_________________________________
To overnight six packages
to Japan is how much?
_________________________________
-(WOMAN SPEAKING, INDISTINCT)
-That's in yen, right?
_________________________________
Dollars? (GROANS)
You are deliberately taking advantage
_________________________________
of people in a hurry, you know that?
_________________________________
All right. (SPUTTERING)
I'll do it! All right. Fine.
_________________________________
I'll have the stuff in the lobby,
and you'd better be here in 15 minutes,
_________________________________
because I have a plane
to catch, do you hear me?
_________________________________
-(DOOR CLOSING)
-Whoo-hoo!
_________________________________
We're finally going.
Can you believe it?
_________________________________
(LAUGHS) That's custom-fitted
_________________________________
foam insulation
you'll be riding in, Bullseye.
_________________________________
First class all the way!
_________________________________
You know what?
I'm actually excited about this.
_________________________________
I mean it. I really am!
_________________________________
-And why shouldn't you be?
-Yee-haw!
_________________________________
-Whoa!
-Swing your partner do-si-do
_________________________________
-Look at you, dancing cowboy!
-Look! I'm doin' the box step!
_________________________________
(PETE LAUGHS)
_________________________________
LIZZY: It doesn't matter what I say.
He never believes me.
_________________________________
I'm so sorry, Lizzy.
_________________________________
I'm so glad you're here.
_________________________________
You're my best friend.
_________________________________
(SIGHING)
_________________________________
I wish I were a fairy, just like you.
_________________________________
Then I could help the flowers bloom
and talk to animals
_________________________________
and fly around with the other fairies
all the time.
_________________________________
That would be fun.
_________________________________
Where are we going?
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________
(CRASHING)
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(CRASHING)
_________________________________
What is going on up there?
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
(CRASHING)
_________________________________
I was going to present it
to the museum tonight.
_________________________________
Now the butterfly is gone.
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
(LIZZY LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Oh, my! I'm... I'm flying!
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
Look at me! Whee! I'm a fairy!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Uh-oh. Hey, heads up down there!
_________________________________
-Whoa! Pork bellies are fallin'.
-Hey, how much farther, Buzz?
_________________________________
(GRUNTING) Halfway there.
_________________________________
(GROANING)
My arms can't hold on much longer!
_________________________________
(TOYS CRYING OUT)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING) Too heavy.
_________________________________
What was I thinking?
_________________________________
-My antigravity servos!
-(HYDRAULIC WHIRRING)
_________________________________
Hang tight, everyone.
I'm going to let go of the wall.
_________________________________
-What?
-He wouldn't.
_________________________________
-One...
-He would.
_________________________________
-Two...
-(ALL PROTEST)
_________________________________
-Three!
-(TOYS SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(TOYS LANDING, GRUNTING)
_________________________________
To infinity and beyond!
_________________________________
Approaching destination.
Reengaging gravity.
_________________________________
(HYDRAULIC WHIRRING)
_________________________________
(LASER BUZZING)
_________________________________
-Area secure.
-(ALL MOANING)
_________________________________
It's okay, troops.
_________________________________
The antigravity sickness will wear off
momentarily. Now let's move!
_________________________________
Remind me to glue his helmet shut
when we get back.
_________________________________
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
_________________________________
All clear!
_________________________________
(CLANK GRUNTING)
_________________________________
-IRIDESSA: Sorry.
-Oh! Careful.
_________________________________
-That's my ear.
-SILVERMIST: Sorry.
_________________________________
-FAWN: Sorry.
-That's the nose. Careful.
_________________________________
-ROSETTA: Whoops! Sorry.
-Can't see!
_________________________________
Okay. Tinker Bell is upstairs.
The little girl has her in a cage.
_________________________________
(GASPS) In a cage?
_________________________________
And there's also a large human
in the house
_________________________________
who doesn't like creatures with wings.
He pins them up in display cases.
_________________________________
-Great. Anything else?
-Oh, yes. The cat.
_________________________________
Cat! What cat?
_________________________________
-That cat!
-That cat!
_________________________________
(SNARLING)
_________________________________
Fawn, you're an animal fairy.
What are we supposed to do?
_________________________________
-BOBBLE: Fawn?
-Fly!
_________________________________
ROSETTA: Our wings are wet.
_________________________________
BOBBLE:
And who knows when they'll be dry.
_________________________________
Okay, okay. Run!
_________________________________
(SNARLING)
_________________________________
(HISSING)
_________________________________
-Clank!
-Come on!
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
(CLANK SCREAMING)
_________________________________
-BOBBLE: Clank!
-I'm okay.
_________________________________
We still need to get to that stairwell.
Any ideas?
_________________________________
If we could just build a bridge
or something.
_________________________________
-That's it. A bridge!
-CLANK: Guys? Guys?
_________________________________
-A bridge made out of what?
-CLANK: Guys!
_________________________________
Clank! You're a genius!
_________________________________
Huh? Uh.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
It was nothing.
_________________________________
All right. Let's do this.
_________________________________
-We need some more plates!
-Okay. Start passing them up, Clanky.
_________________________________
Aye, aye! Here they come!
_________________________________
Get ready for more. Oh, hello!
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
We've got a full plate back here!
_________________________________
No, no, no. No. No, please.
_________________________________
BOBBLE: Get back!
_________________________________
(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(CLATTERING)
_________________________________
BOBBLE: Get back!
_________________________________
Rosetta! Is this what I think it is?
_________________________________
That is exactly
what you think it is. Catnip!
_________________________________
You get to Tink
and we'll take care of the cat!
_________________________________
Got it!
_________________________________
How 'bout givin' me
a little intro there, Jessie?
_________________________________
Introducing the high-ridin'-est
cowboy around...
_________________________________
-You forgot "rootin'-tootin'-est"!
-(GIGGLES)
_________________________________
The high-ridin'-est, rootin'-tootin'-est
cowboy hero of all time,
_________________________________
Sheriff Woody!
_________________________________
Say, little missy, you notice
any trouble around these parts?
_________________________________
Nary a bit,
not with Sheriff Woody around.
_________________________________
Wait, wait, wait! I got it!
This is great! Okay!
_________________________________
The bandits got the critters tied up
in the burning barn. Now the best part!
_________________________________
Help us! The barn's on fire!
_________________________________
I've got ya, critters. No need to worry.
_________________________________
Woody saves the day again!
_________________________________
Yee-haw!
_________________________________
Now, where's my trusty steed Bullseye?
_________________________________
I have to ride off into the sunset... Oh!
_________________________________
Ride like the wind, Bullseye!
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(GROANS, CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
(GIGGLING) Watch it.
Wait. I'm ticklish, okay?
_________________________________
Oh, you are?
_________________________________
No, no, no. Cut it out. Stop it. Stop it.
_________________________________
-No, please. No, no. Stop! Stop!
-(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
NARRATOR: So Piglet
bravely ventured forth
_________________________________
towards Christopher Robin's house.
_________________________________
But the further he went,
the more frightened he became.
_________________________________
(WHIMPERING) Oh, dear.
_________________________________
I mustn't fear.
_________________________________
There's a very important thing to...
_________________________________
(STAMMERING HEAVILY) Do...
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________
Oh. It's just you, B'loon.
I'll get some help.
_________________________________
Oh, dear. I am the help.
_________________________________
How did you ever get stuck up there?
_________________________________
It wasn't the Backson, was it?
_________________________________
(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________
Oh, good.
_________________________________
I knew the Backson wasn't around here.
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(TIGGER GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(MOANING)
_________________________________
(STAMMERING) Backson!
_________________________________
Huh? Backson?
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Piglet, help!
_________________________________
Whew.
_________________________________
(SHOUTING)
_________________________________
Let me tell you, that was the last time
I'll ever put my beak
_________________________________
-in a keyhole.
-Shh.
_________________________________
(WHISPERS) Do you hear something?
_________________________________
-Help! Help me!
-Piglet!
_________________________________
He knows my name!
_________________________________
(BLOWING HARD)
_________________________________
-Yeah!
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
Whoa! Oh!
_________________________________
(SHOUTING)
_________________________________
Ah!
_________________________________
-(STRAINING)
-(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
(PIGLET GROANS)
_________________________________
ALL: (GASP) Backson!
_________________________________
Whew! It's only Tigger.
_________________________________
Oh! Hi, fellas!
_________________________________
Tigger Two?
I thought the Backson got you.
_________________________________
Ahh. As soon as we get out of here,
_________________________________
we're gonna show that Backson
what Tiggers are made of, aren't we?
_________________________________
Thanks, but I'd rather stay an Eeyore.
_________________________________
What? But what about all the pouncing
and the trouncing?
_________________________________
And the mixing it up?
I thought you liked being a Tigger.
_________________________________
The most wonderful thing about Tiggers,
_________________________________
is you're the only one.
_________________________________
Aw, shucks. I'm speechless.
_________________________________
PIGLET: Excuse me.
_________________________________
I can't breathe! (GROANS)
_________________________________
TIGGER: Oh.
_________________________________
Sorry about that, little guy.
I didn't mean to scare you.
_________________________________
Wait! B'loon! Don't leave!
_________________________________
PIGLET: You're the only one
who can get us out of here!
_________________________________
We're all gonna die.
_________________________________
Cheer up, Eeyore.
We won't perish for days.
_________________________________
Which leaves plenty of time for me
to continue my memoirs.
_________________________________
Now, dear Uncle Ridley...
_________________________________
CHORUS: (SINGING) Honey
_________________________________
OWL: ...exacerbated
by my aunt's predilection...
_________________________________
-for only the finest parchment...
-Hmm. (GASPS)
_________________________________
...woven so tightly
the ink took weeks to fully dry.
_________________________________
Their nest was littered with quills
that were never used,
_________________________________
papers that were never cut,
and letters that never dried.
_________________________________
My aunt often bemoaned the situation in
the letters that she couldn't write to me.
_________________________________
It drove my poor uncle absolutely batty,
_________________________________
POOH: Oh!
_________________________________
which is quite a feat for an owl,
I assure you.
_________________________________
(POOH HUMMING)
_________________________________
Now, when my uncle had committed
an exceedingly rousing point...
_________________________________
Empty.
_________________________________
...and let me tell you,
it packed quite a wallop.
_________________________________
-(GROANS)
-Huh?
_________________________________
Look! Look, the letters!
_________________________________
The ladder! The ladders formed a letter!
_________________________________
I mean the letters... We can get out!
_________________________________
(LASER BUZZING)
_________________________________
Mission log. Have reached
Zurg's command deck,
_________________________________
but no sign of him
or his wooden captive.
_________________________________
-WOODY: Please, no!
-That's Woody!
_________________________________
-(HOWLING)
-This way!
_________________________________
WOODY: Please, please, no!
_________________________________
MR. POTATO HEAD: Buzz,
can you see? What's going on?
_________________________________
(SHOUTING, PROTESTS CONTINUE)
_________________________________
JESSIE: Take that!
MR. POTATO HEAD: To the left.
_________________________________
No, your left.
_________________________________
-Take it up higher.
-BUZZ: What's happening?
_________________________________
Oh, it's horrible.
They... They're torturing him.
_________________________________
(GASPS) What are we gonna do, Buzz?
_________________________________
Use your head!
_________________________________
But I don't wanna use my head!
_________________________________
(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________
-(ALL MOANING)
-What's going on here?
_________________________________
Buzz, guys!
Hey, how did you find me?
_________________________________
Watch yourself!
_________________________________
SLINKY: We're here
to spring ya, Woody!
_________________________________
-(YELLING)
-You heard of kung fu?
_________________________________
Well, get ready for pork chop.
_________________________________
Prepare to meet Mr. Angry Eyes!
(SNARLING)
_________________________________
Hold it, now!
Hey, you don't understand!
_________________________________
These are my friends!
_________________________________
-Yeah, we're his friends!
-No, Rex, I mean they're my friends!
_________________________________
-(GROWLING)
-Hey, stop it!
_________________________________
Leave him alone, springy dog! Hey!
_________________________________
-Grab Woody, and let's go!
-Fellas, hold it! Buzz, put me down!
_________________________________
-Quick! To the vent!
-They're stealing him.
_________________________________
-PETE: No!
-(WOODY YELLING)
_________________________________
Hold it right there!
_________________________________
-Buzz?
-You again?
_________________________________
-Thank goodness you're all right.
-Buzz, what is going on?
_________________________________
Hold on. I am Buzz Lightyear,
and I'm in charge of this detachment.
_________________________________
No, I'm Buzz Lightyear.
_________________________________
-I'm Buzz Lightyear!
-I'm Buzz Lightyear!
_________________________________
So, who's the real Buzz?
_________________________________
-I am!
-Don't let this impostor fool you!
_________________________________
He's been trained by Zurg himself
to mimic my every move.
_________________________________
(GASPS, CHOKES)
_________________________________
(CONTINUES GASPING)
_________________________________
ALL: Buzz!
_________________________________
I had a feelin' it was you.
_________________________________
My front end just had
to catch up with my back end.
_________________________________
Will somebody please
explain what's going on?
_________________________________
It's all right, Space Ranger.
It's a code 546.
_________________________________
-(GASPS) You mean it's a...
-Yes.
_________________________________
-And he's a... (GASPS)
-Oh, yeah.
_________________________________
-Your Majesty.
-(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Woody, you're in danger here.
We need to leave now.
_________________________________
Al's selling you to a toy museum
_________________________________
-in Japan!
-(CHUCKLING) I know.
_________________________________
It's okay, Buzz. I actually wanna go.
_________________________________
-What?
-Are you crazy?
_________________________________
Look, the thing is,
I'm a rare Sheriff Woody doll,
_________________________________
and these guys are my Roundup gang.
_________________________________
-What are you talking about?
-Woody's Roundup!
_________________________________
Oh, it's this great old TV show,
and I was the star. See? Now look.
_________________________________
Look! Look at me! See? That's me!
_________________________________
-This is weirdin' me out.
-Buzz, it was a national phenomenon.
_________________________________
There was all this merchandise
that got packed up.
_________________________________
You should have seen it.
_________________________________
There was a record player and a yo-yo.
Buzz, I was a yo-yo!
_________________________________
-"Was"?
-Stop this nonsense and let's go.
_________________________________
Nah, Buzz. (SIGHS)
_________________________________
I can't go. I can't abandon these guys.
_________________________________
They need me to get into this museum.
_________________________________
Without me, they'll go back
into storage. Maybe forever!
_________________________________
Woody, you're not a collector's item.
You're a child's plaything.
_________________________________
You are a toy!
_________________________________
For how much longer? One more rip,
and Andy's done with me.
_________________________________
And what do I do then, Buzz?
Huh? You tell me.
_________________________________
Somewhere in that pad of stuffing
is a toy who taught me
_________________________________
that life's only worth living
if you're bein' loved by a kid.
_________________________________
And I traveled all this way
to rescue that toy
_________________________________
because I believed him.
_________________________________
Well, you wasted your time.
_________________________________
-Let's go, everyone.
-What about Woody?
_________________________________
He's not coming with us.
_________________________________
But... But Andy's coming home tonight.
_________________________________
Then we'd better make sure
we're there waiting for him.
_________________________________
I don't have a choice, Buzz.
This is my only chance.
_________________________________
To do what, Woody?
_________________________________
Watch kids from behind glass
and never be loved again?
_________________________________
Some life.
_________________________________
NARRATOR: And so they all used
_________________________________
the letter ladder to climb out of the pit.
_________________________________
But little did they know that
coming through the bushes was...
_________________________________
-(BRANCHES SNAPPING)
-(ALL GASP) Backson!
_________________________________
Back to the pit!
_________________________________
CHRISTOPHER: Wait, everyone.
_________________________________
It's only me.
_________________________________
ALL: Christopher Robin!
_________________________________
You found them, B'loon. Well done.
_________________________________
It's Christopher Robin!
_________________________________
How did you escape from the Backson?
_________________________________
Backson? What on earth is a Backson?
_________________________________
He wakes up babies!
_________________________________
He swipes your stripes!
_________________________________
He puts out the lights!
_________________________________
Yes, and we thought
he took you from us.
_________________________________
What gave you the idea
I was taken by a Backson?
_________________________________
Your note.
_________________________________
NARRATOR:
Christopher Robin explained
_________________________________
that it had all been a misunderstanding,
_________________________________
and now that it was autumn,
the school year had begun.
_________________________________
His note was simply to say he had
gone out and would be back soon.
_________________________________
ALL: Oh!
_________________________________
Ooh. Um...
_________________________________
Okay.
_________________________________
It's getting late.
We ought to be heading back.
_________________________________
Just a moment, everyone.
_________________________________
Oh, yes. You're right, Piglet.
_________________________________
We owe a very special someone
_________________________________
a token of our appreciation.
_________________________________
Ohh!
_________________________________
This reward goes to a good friend
and a loyal companion.
_________________________________
Someone who not only helped us
out of this pit,
_________________________________
but also found Christopher Robin.
_________________________________
And he just so happens
to be wearing red today.
_________________________________
So it is with great, great honor
and a humble heart,
_________________________________
that I bestow this pot of honey
upon our dear friend,
_________________________________
-B'loon.
-Wonderful idea, Rabbit.
_________________________________
-Hooray!
-Hooray, B'loon!
_________________________________
Hooray, B'loon!
_________________________________
-Thank you, B'loon.
-ALL: Goodbye.
_________________________________
TIGGER: Hooray!
_________________________________
NARRATOR: Pooh watched as B'loon
took the honey pot higher and higher,
_________________________________
until it was completely out of sight.
_________________________________
Oh, bother.
_________________________________
Sorry, Pooh.
_________________________________
Ever have one of those days
where you just can't win, Eeyore?
_________________________________
Yep. I know how you feel.
_________________________________
TV WOODY: Is everybody okay?
TV JESSIE: Sheriff Woody!
_________________________________
-I knew you'd make it!
-Now, remember, deputies,
_________________________________
the real treasures are
your friends and family.
_________________________________
Before I go, kids, I want to share
somethin' special with you,
_________________________________
-for the times I'm not around.
-Good going, Woody!
_________________________________
I thought they'd never leave.
_________________________________
TV WOODY: (SINGING)
You've got a friend in me
_________________________________
You've got a friend in me
_________________________________
-Woody?
-You've got troubles
_________________________________
Well, I've got 'em too
_________________________________
There isn't anything
I wouldn't do for you
_________________________________
We stick together
and see it through
_________________________________
'Cause you've got a friend in me
_________________________________
Some other folks might be
a little bit smarter than I am
_________________________________
Bigger and stronger too Maybe
_________________________________
But none of them will ever love you
_________________________________
The way I do
It's me and you, boy
_________________________________
And as the years go by
_________________________________
Our friendship will never die
_________________________________
-(SIGHS) What am I doing?
-You're gonna see it's our destiny
_________________________________
-Buzz! Wait! Wait!
-Woody, where are you going?
_________________________________
You're right, Prospector.
I can't stop Andy from growing up.
_________________________________
But I wouldn't miss it for the world.
_________________________________
-No!
-Buzz!
_________________________________
-Yes?
-Yes?
_________________________________
I'm coming with you!
_________________________________
(GASPS) Wait, wait, wait.
I'll be back in just a second.
_________________________________
Way to go, cowboy!
_________________________________
-Hey, you guys... Come with me.
-What?
_________________________________
Andy will play with all of us. I know it!
_________________________________
Woody, I don't know. I...
_________________________________
Wouldn't you give anything
just to have one more day with Emily?
_________________________________
Come on, Jessie. This is what
it's all about, to make a child happy.
_________________________________
And you know it.
Bullseye, are you with me?
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING) Okay, good boy.
_________________________________
Prospector, how 'bout you?
_________________________________
-(METALLIC THUD)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
-JESSIE: Prospector?
-You're outta your box!
_________________________________
I tried reasoning with you, Woody,
_________________________________
but you keep forcing me
to take extreme measures.
_________________________________
Wait a minute. You turned on the TV
last night, not Jessie.
_________________________________
Look, we have an eternity
to spend together in the museum.
_________________________________
Let's not start off
by pointing fingers, shall we?
_________________________________
You really are Stinky Pete, aren't you?
_________________________________
Prospector, this isn't fair.
_________________________________
"Fair"? I'll tell you what's not fair.
_________________________________
Spending a lifetime on a dime-store
shelf watching every other toy be sold.
_________________________________
Well, finally my waiting has paid off,
_________________________________
and no hand-me-down cowboy doll
is gonna mess it up for me now!
_________________________________
Buzz. Help, Buzz! Guys!
_________________________________
It's too late, Woody. That silly
Buzz Lightweight can't help you.
_________________________________
His name is Buzz Lightyear.
_________________________________
Whatever. I've always hated
those upstart space toys.
_________________________________
(GRUNTING) It's stuck! What do we do?
_________________________________
-Should I use my head?
-(GRUNTS, GASPS)
_________________________________
-(RUMBLING)
-It's Al!
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Look at the time. I'm gonna be late!
_________________________________
Figures. I can't miss this flight!
I've gotta pack.
_________________________________
All right. Let's see.
Wallet, keys, tickets,
_________________________________
passport, beef jerky,
very expensive over there.
_________________________________
Shower! (SNIFFS)
Oh, I can skip the shower.
_________________________________
I just gotta get outta here now!
(MUTTERS INDISTINCTLY)
_________________________________
LIZZY: Whoa!
_________________________________
(CRASHING)
_________________________________
DR. GRIFFITHS: Lizzy?
LIZZY: Coming, Father!
_________________________________
-Lizzy?
-Why, hello, Father. May I help you?
_________________________________
-What's going on in here?
-Nothing.
_________________________________
Nothing? Sounds like a herd of
elephants have been marching up here.
_________________________________
Look at this room.
It looks like a cyclone hit it.
_________________________________
-It's not that bad.
-Not that bad?
_________________________________
Your books are all over the floor,
your toys are everywhere
_________________________________
and you tore your curtains. What?
_________________________________
How did you get footprints
on the ceiling?
_________________________________
This is simply too much.
_________________________________
A temper tantrum of this magnitude
is unacceptable.
_________________________________
But I wasn't having a tantrum!
_________________________________
Then how did this happen?
And the truth this time.
_________________________________
If I tell you the truth,
you still won't believe me.
_________________________________
Elizabeth, the truth.
_________________________________
I was flying. My fairy showed me how.
_________________________________
Oh, for goodness sake.
Your make-believe fairy did this?
_________________________________
You've got to stop this nonsense!
_________________________________
But it's not nonsense, Father.
It's the truth!
_________________________________
You have a real fairy
living in your room?
_________________________________
Yes! And I can prove it.
_________________________________
Just look at the research we did.
_________________________________
Elizabeth. This is what
you've been doing?
_________________________________
Field journals are to be filled with fact,
not fairy tales.
_________________________________
But Father, these are facts!
_________________________________
I don't understand this foolishness,
Lizzy. You have such talent.
_________________________________
-Why would you waste it this way?
-Why can't you just believe me?
_________________________________
I believe in what is real,
_________________________________
and it's about time
you started doing the same.
_________________________________
Father, wait!
_________________________________
I know this is difficult for you
to understand,
_________________________________
but this is all make-believe.
_________________________________
-No! They're real!
-Elizabeth, this discussion is over.
_________________________________
But Father!
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(BELL JINGLING)
_________________________________
It... It...
_________________________________
See? I told you. Fairies are real!
_________________________________
(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________
It's okay. She won't hurt you.
_________________________________
It's... Well, it's extraordinary!
_________________________________
LIZZY: Aren't her wings beautiful?
_________________________________
Yes. Very similar to Apoidea.
Or, no, no, odonata.
_________________________________
Look at the limb proportionality
to the cranial radius.
_________________________________
-Fascinating!
-Isn't she magical?
_________________________________
DR. GRIFFITHS: She's some sort
of evolutionary mutation.
_________________________________
She's not a bug, she's a person.
_________________________________
-DR. GRIFFITHS: Exactly!
-Tinker Bell!
_________________________________
DR. GRIFFITHS: This is going to be
the discovery of the century!
_________________________________
Tink, watch out!
_________________________________
-Vidia?
-Get out of the way!
_________________________________
(TINKER BELL GRUNTS)
_________________________________
I must get this to the museum
right away!
_________________________________
Father, no!
_________________________________
Please, Father! Wait!
_________________________________
-You can't do this!
-Lizzy, I don't have much time.
_________________________________
The trustees will only wait for me
until 9:00.
_________________________________
Please, go back in the house.
_________________________________
Don't worry.
Mrs. Perkins will be here any second.
_________________________________
Tinker Bell, I'm so sorry!
_________________________________
My father's taking your friend
to the city!
_________________________________
(MR. TWITCHES MEOWING)
_________________________________
ALL: Step, step, step.
_________________________________
(CLANK LAUGHING)
_________________________________
-Tinker Bell?
-Tinker Bell!
_________________________________
Look, it's your friends.
_________________________________
-Hurry.
-That's it. Good kitty.
_________________________________
Quick! To the elevator!
_________________________________
(BUZZING)
_________________________________
Hurry. I can hear it coming.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
So, we meet again, Buzz Lightyear,
_________________________________
for the last time.
_________________________________
Aah! It's Zurg! Watch out!
He's got an ion blaster!
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
(BELL DINGS)
_________________________________
Quick! Get on!
_________________________________
-(GASPS)
-(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________
The emergency hatch! Come on!
_________________________________
(WHIMPERS, YELLS)
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
Huh?
_________________________________
-Come on! Hurry!
-(WHIMPERS) But Buzz is in peril!
_________________________________
VOICE BOX: (REPEATING)
Buzz Buzz Buzz...
_________________________________
(MUTTERING)
_________________________________
Surrender, Buzz Lightyear. I have won.
_________________________________
I'll never give in. You killed my father!
_________________________________
No, Buzz. I AM your father.
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
(SIGHS IMPATIENTLY)
Come on! Come on! Come on!
_________________________________
(WHIMPERS) Buzz, you could have
defeated Zurg all along!
_________________________________
You just need to believe in yourself!
(GASPS)
_________________________________
-Prepare to die!
-(WHIMPERS) I can't look!
_________________________________
Whoa! (YELLING)
_________________________________
I did it. I finally defeated Zurg!
_________________________________
Father.
_________________________________
(GASPS, GRUNTS)
_________________________________
-(BELL DINGS)
-Ah, finally!
_________________________________
(TOYS GRUNT)
_________________________________
(DOOR SLAMS, ENGINE STARTS)
_________________________________
(HORNS HONKING)
_________________________________
How are we gonna get him now?
_________________________________
Pizza, anyone?
_________________________________
-Go, go, go! (GRUNTS)
-I got it!
_________________________________
Buzz, are you coming?
_________________________________
No, I have a lot of
catching up to do with my dad.
_________________________________
Good throw, son.
That's my boy. Go long, Buzzy!
_________________________________
-Oh, you're a great dad. Yippee!
-Farewell.
_________________________________
Look, Lizzy's father trapped Vidia
in a jar while she was saving me.
_________________________________
-We have to hurry and rescue her.
-Here we go again!
_________________________________
-How are we gonna get there?
-Yeah, it's still raining.
_________________________________
Maybe we can't fly in the rain,
but I think I know someone who can.
_________________________________
I'm scared, Tinker Bell.
_________________________________
Floating around my room is one thing,
but flying all the way to London...
_________________________________
That easy, huh?
_________________________________
Okay. I'll be brave.
_________________________________
All right, fairies.
We need all the pixie dust we can get.
_________________________________
This girl's got a long journey
ahead of her.
_________________________________
All aboard!
_________________________________
Ready?
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
This better work.
_________________________________
(CRASHING)
_________________________________
LIZZY: Oh! Sorry, fairies.
_________________________________
Whoa! Oh!
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
ALL: Whoa!
_________________________________
Careful now!
_________________________________
Hi, Mrs. Perkins. Bye, Mrs. Perkins.
_________________________________
Bye, dear. Fly back soon.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
Does anyone know how to drive?
_________________________________
Slink, take the pedals.
Rex, you navigate.
_________________________________
Hamm and Potato,
operate the levers and knobs.
_________________________________
Whoa.
_________________________________
Ohh.
_________________________________
-Strangers.
-From the outside.
_________________________________
-Oh, no.
-He's at a red light! We can catch him!
_________________________________
-Maximum power, Slink!
-(ENGINE REVS)
_________________________________
Whaa! It turned green! Hurry!
_________________________________
-Why won't it go?
-Use the Wand of Power.
_________________________________
-(GEARS GRINDING)
-(TIRES SQUEALING)
_________________________________
-(SCREAMS)
-Ooh! Ow! Ooh!
_________________________________
-Rex, which way?
-Left! No, no! I mean right!
_________________________________
That's right! No, I mean left!
Left is right!
_________________________________
Buzz, he's turning left! He's turning left!
_________________________________
-Oh, oh, boy!
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
Oh, I seriously doubt
he's gettin' this kind of mileage.
_________________________________
Go right! To the right!
Right, right, right, right!
_________________________________
-Whoa!
-(GASPS, GROANS)
_________________________________
You have saved our lives.
We are eternally grateful.
_________________________________
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever.
_________________________________
-(RUMBLING)
-Oh, yes.
_________________________________
I simply must find some honey.
_________________________________
(NARRATOR READING)
_________________________________
-(RUMBLING)
-Oh!
_________________________________
Yes, tummy, I know.
_________________________________
-(RUMBLING)
-Ohh...
_________________________________
(BELL JINGLES)
_________________________________
Well, stone the crows.
If it isn't Pooh Bear.
_________________________________
Hello, Owl.
_________________________________
Well, congratulate me.
_________________________________
-For what?
-I have achieved completion
_________________________________
of my autobiographical treatise!
_________________________________
Oh! Was it painful?
_________________________________
No, no, no. My memoirs are finished.
_________________________________
Oh.
_________________________________
Dash it all, Pooh. Why do you keep
staring at that bell rope?
_________________________________
Because it reminds me of something.
_________________________________
(RUMBLING)
_________________________________
And that reminds me
of another something.
_________________________________
Perhaps I could borrow some honey?
_________________________________
Just a taste? A drop, perhaps?
_________________________________
A small lick, I should think.
_________________________________
My boy, I shall do better than that.
_________________________________
Not only will I beckon you to my table,
_________________________________
but as we feast,
I shall treat you to an excerpt
_________________________________
from chapter 127,
_________________________________
which tells the gripping tale of how
only a few days ago,
_________________________________
I found that very handsome bell rope
that you were admiring
_________________________________
just hanging over a thistle bush.
_________________________________
Thistle bush?
_________________________________
Or was it a gorse bush?
_________________________________
No. No. It was definitely a thistle bush.
_________________________________
Pardon me, Owl.
_________________________________
At first I thought someone lived there,
so I rang it.
_________________________________
No one answered. And then the
thing just fell off in my hand.
_________________________________
What sort of place
was this particular thistle bush in?
_________________________________
Certainly not a very cheery place.
_________________________________
One might say it was rather...
_________________________________
Gloomy?
_________________________________
Yes. That's it. Do you know it?
_________________________________
Oh, dear.
_________________________________
Nobody seemed to want it,
so I brought it home.
_________________________________
Oh, but somebody did want it, Owl.
_________________________________
Really? Who?
_________________________________
Eeyore. My dear friend Eeyore.
_________________________________
He was fond of it, you see.
_________________________________
-Fond of it?
-Attached to it.
_________________________________
Attached? Ohh!
_________________________________
Yes. Well, yes.
_________________________________
And I was just keeping it safe for him.
_________________________________
Well, there you are.
And you can tell him he's welcome.
_________________________________
Yes, Owl. And thank you very much.
_________________________________
I say, Pooh! What about the honey?
_________________________________
(TUMMY RUMBLES)
_________________________________
Some other time, perhaps.
_________________________________
(CAR ENGINE RATTLING)
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
Oh! Good idea.
_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
WOMAN OVER PA: The white zone is
for immediate loading and unloading...
_________________________________
No parking.
_________________________________
Guys, we can't park here!
It's a white zone!
_________________________________
You have saved our lives.
We are eternally grateful.
_________________________________
-Final boarding call...
-There he is!
_________________________________
...for Far East Airlines
flight 451 to Tokyo.
_________________________________
All confirmed passengers
with boarding passes
_________________________________
must board at this time.
_________________________________
MAN OVER PA: Passenger Twitch,
_________________________________
passenger Leon Twitch,
please pick up...
_________________________________
You have saved our lives.
We are eternally grateful.
_________________________________
MR. POTATO HEAD:
Will you leave me alone?
_________________________________
REX: Someone's coming!
_________________________________
-GIRL: Ooh, a puppy!
-Bark, bark, bark, bark.
_________________________________
Bark, bark, bark, bark, bark.
_________________________________
Listen, flyboy.
_________________________________
The contents of that case are
worth more than you make in a year!
_________________________________
-You got that, sport? You be careful!
-I understand, sir.
_________________________________
Do you have a "fragile" sticker
or something?
_________________________________
I had a box of cookies once
that came back as crumbs!
_________________________________
-The Mystic Portal!
-Oooh.
_________________________________
Once we go through,
we just need to find that case.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(TOYS SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(ALL GROANING)
_________________________________
-Ow! There's the case!
-No, there's the case!
_________________________________
You take that one! We'll take this one!
_________________________________
(ALL GRUNT)
_________________________________
Whoa! Buzz!
_________________________________
Buzz, my back end's
goin' to Baton Rouge!
_________________________________
-Slinky!
-(PANTING)
_________________________________
Here we come, Woody!
Woody, here we come! Woody!
_________________________________
-(ALL GROAN)
-Nice flash, though.
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
(PANTING) Okay, Woody, let's go!
_________________________________
-(GRUNTS, GROANS)
-Take that, space toy.
_________________________________
Hey! No one does that
to my friend! (GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
-(YELLS)
-Your choice, Woody.
_________________________________
You can go to Japan together
or in pieces.
_________________________________
If he fixed ya once,
he can fix ya again. Now get in the box!
_________________________________
-Never!
-Fine!
_________________________________
-(GASPS)
-(YELLS)
_________________________________
(ALL SHOUT)
_________________________________
-No! Aaah!
-Gotcha!
_________________________________
Idiots! Children destroy toys!
_________________________________
You'll all be ruined, forgotten!
_________________________________
Spending eternity
rotting in some landfill!
_________________________________
Well, Stinky Pete, I think it's time you
learned the true meaning of playtime.
_________________________________
-Right over there, guys!
-(WHIMPERING) No. No! No!
_________________________________
WOMAN OVER PA: Atlantic Air
flight 810 from Point Richmond
_________________________________
is now arriving at Gate 3.
_________________________________
GIRL: (GASPING) Look, Barbie.
A big, ugly man doll.
_________________________________
Ooh, he needs a makeover.
_________________________________
-(WHIMPERING)
-Hi! You'll like Amy.
_________________________________
-(GASPS)
-She's an artist!
_________________________________
(SOBBING)
_________________________________
MOTHER: Come on, hon!
_________________________________
Happy trails, Prospector.
_________________________________
-Buzz! Woody!
-Help us out here!
_________________________________
-(GASPING)
-Hurry!
_________________________________
-Oh, no. Jessie! Come on!
-Oh, Woody!
_________________________________
(JESSIE SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Jessie! (WHISTLES)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS) Come on, Buzz.
_________________________________
-Yah!
-Ride like the wind, Bullseye!
_________________________________
Hey-howdy-hey! Giddyap!
_________________________________
BUZZ: Come on, Bullseye! Yah!
_________________________________
Buzz, give me a boost!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING, PANTING)
_________________________________
-Oh! Ohh! Oohhh!
-Woody!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(TIRES SCREECHING)
_________________________________
Sorry!
_________________________________
Out of the way!
_________________________________
(HONKING)
_________________________________
There he is!
_________________________________
Tinker Bell, I can't keep up.
He's going too fast.
_________________________________
-Here's the rest!
-(PANTING)
_________________________________
(GLASS TINKLING, SHATTERING)
_________________________________
(PANTING, GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Excuse me, ma'am, but I believe
you're on the wrong flight.
_________________________________
-Woody!
-Come on, Jess.
_________________________________
-It's time to take you home.
-But
_________________________________
-what if Andy doesn't like me?
-Nonsense!
_________________________________
Andy'll love you! Besides,
_________________________________
-he's got a little sister.
-He does?
_________________________________
-Why didn't you say so? Let's go!
-Whoa!
_________________________________
MAN: Hold it! There's a couple
more bags coming from the terminal!
_________________________________
Okay. On three.
_________________________________
-One, two...
-Too late!
_________________________________
Put 'em on the next flight!
_________________________________
-This is bad.
-How are we gonna get outta here?
_________________________________
(LATCH CLICKS)
_________________________________
Over there! Come on!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
-You sure about this?
-No! Let's go!
_________________________________
(MAN SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)
_________________________________
Tink! Tinker Bell, no!
_________________________________
(ELECTRICITY BUZZING)
_________________________________
(BOTH GASP)
_________________________________
-(YELLING)
-Hold on, Woody!
_________________________________
-(RIPPING SOUND)
-(YELLING)
_________________________________
-What's a cowboy without his hat?
-Buzz!
_________________________________
-(ENGINES ACCELERATING)
-(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________
Buzz! Buzz, get behind the tires!
_________________________________
(PANTING, GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Jessie, let go of the plane!
_________________________________
What? Are you crazy?
_________________________________
Just pretend it's
the final episode of Woody's Roundup.
_________________________________
But it was canceled!
We never saw if you made it!
_________________________________
Well, then, let's find out together!
_________________________________
(BOTH SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(TIRES SCREECHING)
_________________________________
(ENGINE STALLING)
_________________________________
No, no, no, no, no, no! Come on!
_________________________________
(HONKING)
_________________________________
Come on, please, let them still be there.
_________________________________
Oh-oh-oh.
_________________________________
-We did it! We did it! We did it!
-(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Nice ropin', cowboy.
_________________________________
That was definitely
Woody's finest hour!
_________________________________
-(LAUGHING)
-Your hat, partner.
_________________________________
-Hoo-hoo!
-(ENGINES ROARING)
_________________________________
-LIZZY: Father!
-What in the world?
_________________________________
Father, stop!
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
Don't take her in there!
_________________________________
It... It... It... It can't be.
_________________________________
Lizzy? You're flying.
_________________________________
Yes, I am.
_________________________________
But how? How are you doing that?
_________________________________
My friends showed me how.
_________________________________
I... I don't understand.
_________________________________
You don't have to understand.
_________________________________
You just have to believe.
_________________________________
I do believe.
_________________________________
I do believe!
_________________________________
Oh! Father!
_________________________________
Lizzy, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
_________________________________
I'll never doubt you again.
_________________________________
TINKER BELL: Vidia!
_________________________________
(ALL LAUGHING)
_________________________________
-Let's go home, Father.
-But how?
_________________________________
Think happy thoughts.
_________________________________
Whoa! Whoa!
_________________________________
-Lift your arms and kick your feet!
-DR. GRIFFITHS: Careful!
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
I think I'm getting the hang of it. Yes!
Why, I'm flying!
_________________________________
-You're doing it, Father! You're doing it!
-I could get used to this! Just a second.
_________________________________
There's something
I've always wanted to do. Follow me!
_________________________________
(BELL DINGING)
_________________________________
(DR. GRIFFITHS LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Let's go home.
 _________________________________
Yee-haw!
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
(HUMS LONE RANGER THEME)
_________________________________
Hey, Woody! Woody?
_________________________________
Oh, wow! New toys!
_________________________________
Cool! Thanks, Mom!
_________________________________
It's Bazooka Jane
and her jet-propelled horse!
_________________________________
(MAKES JET SOUNDS)
_________________________________
Woody, Buzz, that polecat Zurg
has stolen my space cows!
_________________________________
(CONTINUES, INDISTINCT)
_________________________________
NARRATOR: Ignoring his tummy's
desperate pleas,
_________________________________
Pooh went directly
to Christopher Robin's.
_________________________________
Tail.
_________________________________
Nail.
_________________________________
Hammer.
_________________________________
So what do you think, Eeyore?
_________________________________
I'll test it out.
_________________________________
Seems about the right length.
_________________________________
Pink bow's a nice touch.
_________________________________
Swishes real good, too.
_________________________________
So, are you happy, Eeyore?
_________________________________
No.
_________________________________
Ooh.
_________________________________
But I sure do like this new tail.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Thank you, Pooh.
_________________________________
And now,
I have a surprise for you, Pooh.
_________________________________
I do like surprises.
_________________________________
CHRISTOPHER: Okay. Open your eyes.
_________________________________
They're open, Christopher.
_________________________________
CHRISTOPHER:
No, silly. Put your arms down.
_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________
Congratulations, Pooh.
You win the grand prize!
_________________________________
(SINGING) It's Pooh, it's Pooh
_________________________________
Pooh wins the honey pot
_________________________________
You're the winner of the prize
_________________________________
I really can't believe my eyes.
_________________________________
CHORUS: Pooh gets the honey
_________________________________
-Honey, honey, honey, honey
-ALL: Yay!
_________________________________
Here you go, Pooh.
_________________________________
Oh, yes, of course.
_________________________________
-(ALL GASP)
-Thank you all ever so much.
_________________________________
Everything is honey
Everything is good
_________________________________
Everyone is happy
in the Hundred Acre Wood
_________________________________
A honey happy ending for a Pooh to eat
_________________________________
Yes, everything is honey
_________________________________
And life is very sweet
_________________________________
Andy, come on, hon. Time to go.
_________________________________
-Hey, you fixed Woody!
-Yeah.
_________________________________
Glad I decided not to take him to camp.
His whole arm might have come off.
_________________________________
-Hey, Tink.
-Hey, Vidia.
_________________________________
So, you ever been
to one of these before?
_________________________________
Yeah. It's pretty fun.
_________________________________
-What are you supposed to do?
-It's easy. You just pick this up.
_________________________________
-Like this?
-Yeah. And then you hold it out.
_________________________________
-Got it!
-Now, just raise your pinkie, like this.
_________________________________
And then you say, "Excuse me, miss,
"but may I have a spot of tea?"
_________________________________
LIZZY: Why, certainly, Miss Bell.
A nice, fresh cup.
_________________________________
Oh. But of course
you may have one, too.
_________________________________
This is a tea party, after all.
_________________________________
How about a cup for me, Miss Griffiths?
_________________________________
Why, of course, Doctor.
_________________________________
-It's my pleasure, I'm sure.
-Thank you.
_________________________________
-And would you like one lump or two?
-Make mine three.
_________________________________
LIZZY: (LAUGHS) Oh, father!
_________________________________
(LAUGHS) Thank you.
_________________________________
-Isn't this pleasant, Father?
-I can't imagine anything better.
_________________________________
Although, chiming the Big Ben
comes a close second.
_________________________________
Well, what do you know?
_________________________________
Yee-haw!
_________________________________
Oh, Bullseye,
_________________________________
we're part of a family again!
_________________________________
Hmm?
_________________________________
Uh, ma'am, I, uh... (CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________
I wanted to say
you're a bright young woman
_________________________________
with a beautiful "yarnful" of hair.
_________________________________
"Hairful" of yarn. It's, uh...
Whoo... Uh...
_________________________________
(CLEARS THROAT) I must go.
_________________________________
Well, aren't you the sweetest
space toy I ever met?
_________________________________
(BARKING)
_________________________________
-What's that? Bark, bark?
-(BARKING)
_________________________________
This fella says he needs to go out
back for a little private time.
_________________________________
That critter needs help!
_________________________________
Yodel-ay-hee-hoo
_________________________________
-(GRUNTS)
-(BARKS)
_________________________________
-Oh, my goodness.
-Scrumptious.
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
(TRAIN RATTLING)
_________________________________
(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS)
_________________________________
Don't even think about it.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
(MR. TWITCHES GROWLS SOFTLY)
_________________________________
(NERVOUS SQUEAKING)
_________________________________
(PURRING)
_________________________________
Ooh, ooh, oh...
_________________________________
Hey, Rex,
I could use a hand over here, buddy.
_________________________________
I don't need to play. I've lived it!
_________________________________
-No, no, no, no! Oh, nuts!
-(CLICKS CHANNEL)
_________________________________
(WEEPING) Welcome to Al's Toy Barn.
_________________________________
We've got the lowest prices in town.
_________________________________
Everything for a buck, buck, buck.
(SOBBING)
_________________________________
Well, I guess crime doesn't pay.
_________________________________
Oh, Andy did a great job, huh?
Nice and strong!
_________________________________
-I like it. Makes you look tough.
-(GIGGLES)
_________________________________
-(SMOOCHING)
-(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
You have saved our lives.
We are eternally grateful.
_________________________________
You saved their lives? Oh, my hero!
_________________________________
And they're so adorable!
Let's adopt them!
_________________________________
Daddy!
_________________________________
-Oh, no.
-(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________
DR. GRIFFITHS: So, where were we?
Ah, yes.
_________________________________
"Fairies have many magical talents.
They can talk to animals,
_________________________________
"make the flowers bloom,
create warm summer breezes."
_________________________________
Oh, Lizzy, what a beautiful drawing.
_________________________________
"And some invent
the most clever little gadgets."
_________________________________
(TERENCE LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Well, Tink,
you found something to fix after all.
_________________________________
Yeah. I guess I did.
_________________________________
"They bring the change of seasons,
and help nature in many ways.
_________________________________
"But the best talent a fairy can have
is simply being a friend."
_________________________________
Wheezy, you're fixed!
_________________________________
Oh, yeah. Mr. Shark looked in the toy
box and found me an extra squeaker.
_________________________________
-And how do you feel?
-Oh, I feel swell.
_________________________________
In fact, I think I feel a song comin' on.
_________________________________
(BIG BAND MUSIC PLAYS)
_________________________________
ROBERT GOULET'S VOICE:
You've got a friend in me
_________________________________
You've got a friend in me
_________________________________
You just remember
what your old pal said
_________________________________
-♪ Babe, you've got a friend in me
-(BARKING)
_________________________________
-(GIGGLING)
-Yeah, you've got a friend in me
_________________________________
Come on over.
Oh, you are such a big girl.
_________________________________
Andy, you think she's ready
to drive the car yet?
_________________________________
-Yeah, and I can teach her.
-(BARKING)
_________________________________
-You still worried?
-About Andy?
_________________________________
-Nah. It'll be fun while it lasts.
-I'm proud of you, cowboy.
_________________________________
Besides, when it all ends, I'll have old
Buzz Lightyear to keep me company
_________________________________
for infinity and beyond.
_________________________________
You're gonna see it's our destiny
_________________________________
-You've got a friend in me
-Yes, you do
_________________________________
-You've got a friend in me
-That's the truth
_________________________________
You've got a friend
_________________________________
In me
_________________________________
Yeah!
_________________________________
You know, Pooh, you did
a very important thing today.
_________________________________
-I did?
-Well, yes.
_________________________________
Instead of thinking of your tummy,
you thought of your friend.
_________________________________
Oh, thank you, Christopher Robin.
_________________________________
And now I don't think
I shall be hungry again
_________________________________
for a good long while.
_________________________________
-(TUMMY RUMBLES)
-POOH: Oh, bother.
_________________________________
Silly old bear.
_________________________________
(SUMMER'S JUST BEGUN PLAYING)
_________________________________
WOMAN: (SINGING)
The breezes blow the clouds away
_________________________________
A million things I want to say
_________________________________
I don't ever want this day
To be done
_________________________________
Summer's just begun
_________________________________
Never seen the sky so blue
_________________________________
Everything is clear and new
_________________________________
Happy just to be with you in the sun
_________________________________
Summer's just begun
_________________________________
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MAN 1: Speed.
MAN 2: Marker.
_________________________________
MAN 3: And action.
_________________________________
(GROANING, LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(STRUGGLING, LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Okay. (SNORTING)
A little help here, please.
_________________________________
-What are we gonna do, Buzz?
-Use your head!
_________________________________
But I don't wanna use my head!
_________________________________
(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________
-(THUD)
-REX: Ow!
_________________________________
MAN 1: Speed.
MAN 2: Marker.
_________________________________
MAN 3: Okay, and pull back.
_________________________________
(WHEELS SQUEAKING)
_________________________________
(BURPING) Whew!
_________________________________
-I don't remember eating that.
-MAN: Cut.
_________________________________
-(GROANING) I can't believe this.
-That's the fifth time.
_________________________________
-What row is that guy in?
-Sorry.
_________________________________
I had that bean burrito for lunch.
Okay, I'm all right now. Sorry.
_________________________________
MAN: And action.
_________________________________
I'm packing you an extra pair of shoes
and your angry eyes just in case.
_________________________________
And if you get hungry,
here's some cheese puffs. And a key.
_________________________________
I don't know what it's for,
but you never know.
_________________________________
MAN 1: Speed.
MAN 2: Marker.
_________________________________
MAN 3: And action.
_________________________________
Whoo!
_________________________________
(CRASHING)
_________________________________
(LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)
_________________________________
Could...? Should we just...?
_________________________________
Should that just be part
of the movie now?
_________________________________
He lost... He lost his string.
_________________________________
And the golf ball,
if you have time for golf.
_________________________________
And a plastic steak
and a rubber ducky and a yo-yo.
_________________________________
-Who's behind?
-Mine.
_________________________________
MAN: All right, cut. Good take.
_________________________________
What good acting.
That was a good take.
_________________________________
You're such a cute little bottom.
_________________________________
Look at you. Look at you.
Look at you. Look at you.
_________________________________
In fact, I think I feel a song comin' on.
_________________________________
-(THUDDING)
-(FEEDBACK)
_________________________________
Mr. Mike, I'm so sorry.
Did I hurt your equipment?
_________________________________
You gotta aim it right here at my flipper.
_________________________________
I'm not a very good catch.
_________________________________
-Okay, I'm ready for another take.
-MAN: Let's go again.
_________________________________
(THUDDING)
_________________________________
(WHEEZING)
_________________________________
Oh, no! Oh, no,
I think I swallowed my squeaker!
_________________________________
(COUGHING)
_________________________________
And an extra-bouncy bouncy ball.
_________________________________
And some extra teeth.
Be careful, they chatter.
_________________________________
-(TEETH CHATTERING)
-Whoa!
_________________________________
MAN 1: Marker.
MAN 2: And action.
_________________________________
(TAPPING)
_________________________________
(SNICKERING)
_________________________________
We'll be back before Andy gets home.
_________________________________
What? What're you laughing about?
_________________________________
Huh? (LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Real funny, Woody.
_________________________________
MAN: We're losing our light.
Wipe it off and let's go again.
_________________________________
Golly bob howdy.
_________________________________
What? What's so funny? Woody!
_________________________________
(SPRINGING)
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Huh?
_________________________________
-Darn it, Woody!
-MAN: Okay, let's go again.
_________________________________
And crayons, in case you get bored.
_________________________________
And some blue Play-Doh.
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
Isn't this exciting, Heimlich?
Our first day of shooting.
_________________________________
Oh, yeah, yeah, it's so exciting!
_________________________________
You know, I can't believe you talked
them into making A Bug's Life 2.
_________________________________
Oh, oh, yeah,
I can hardly believe it also.
_________________________________
Oh, but there's a little baby tiny thing
I forgot to tell you.
_________________________________
What's that, Heimlich?
_________________________________
Well, it's a "2" movie,
but it's not A Bug's Life 2.
_________________________________
What...? I don't understand.
What is it then?
_________________________________
MAN: And action.
_________________________________
-(CRASHING)
-(BUGS SCREAMING)
_________________________________
MAN 1: Marker.
MAN 2: And action.
_________________________________
Bullseye, are you with me?
_________________________________
Okay, good boy.
_________________________________
Prospector, how 'bout you?
_________________________________
And so, you two are
absolutely identical? (LAUGHING)
_________________________________
You know, I'm sure I could get you
a part in Toy Story 3.
_________________________________
I'm sorry. Are we back?
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING) All right, girls.
Lovely talking with you.
_________________________________
Anytime you'd like some tips on acting,
I'd be glad to chat with you.
_________________________________
All right, off you go then.
_________________________________
MAN 1: Speed.
MAN 2: Let me check focus.
_________________________________
Did you make it
into the first Toy Story?
_________________________________
In the letterbox copy, you can see
my arm grabbing Woody's ankle.
_________________________________
What will you do next?
_________________________________
I'm up for this villain
in a toothpaste commercial.
_________________________________
Wow, that's great.
_________________________________
And a dime, call me.
And monkey chow.
_________________________________
Monkey chow? For what?
_________________________________
Well, for the monkeys, of course.
_________________________________
-Come on, monkeys.
-(SCREECHING)
_________________________________
That's it. I draw the line at monkeys.
Get my agent on the phone!
_________________________________
MAN 1: Marker.
MAN 2: And action.
_________________________________
It's your choice, Woody.
_________________________________
You can go back, or you can stay
with us and last forever.
_________________________________
(FARTING)
_________________________________
Good heavens. Was that me?
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Oh, my. (FARTING) I am so sorry.
_________________________________
I guess that's why they call me
Stinky Pete. Whoo!
_________________________________
MAN: Okay, let's cut.
_________________________________
We are so glad you came.
_________________________________
Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye.
_________________________________
Bye-bye, now. Bye. Bye-bye.
_________________________________
Remember, please discard all candy
wrappers and popcorn containers
_________________________________
in the nearest trash receptacle.
_________________________________
Thank you.
_________________________________
Okay, bye-bye, now. Bye-bye. Bye.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Okay.
_________________________________
Are they all gone?
_________________________________
Is everybody gone?
_________________________________
Huh?
_________________________________
(SQUEAKING) Good. Oh, my gosh,
my cheeks are killing me.
_________________________________
I can't keep smiling like this anymore.
I am exhausted.
_________________________________
I think I need a break.
_________________________________
A little break? Okay.
_________________________________
Whew.
_________________________________
(WOODY'S ROUNDUP
THEME PLAYING)
_________________________________
CHORUS: Woody's Roundup
_________________________________
Come on, and gather round
_________________________________
Woody's Roundup
_________________________________
Where nobody wears a frown
_________________________________
Bad guys go runnin'
_________________________________
Whenever he's in town
_________________________________
He's the rooting-est
Tooting-est, shooting-est
_________________________________
Hooting-est cowboy around
_________________________________
Woody's Roundup
_________________________________
(CRICKETS CHIRRING)
_________________________________
(FROGS CROAKING)
_________________________________
(THUDDING)
_________________________________
Wow! It's amazing
what you can find in the woods.
_________________________________
A marble! And a boot!
_________________________________
And oh, my, that's a scary-lookin' fella.
_________________________________
Gosh! Maybe these are his things.
_________________________________
You know, I better pick 'em up
so they won't get broken.
_________________________________
That's the last thing I would want.
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
-(THUDS)
-(GRUNT) Oh, my gosh!
_________________________________
Is this a pit? I think I'm in a pit!
_________________________________
Hello? Anybody up there?
_________________________________
Oh, well. I sure hope
that fella will be back soon.
_________________________________
(HOW TO BELIEVE PLAYING)
_________________________________
(VOCALIZING)
_________________________________
WOMAN: (SINGING)
Hold my hand and fly
_________________________________
Never say goodbye
_________________________________
Cross the open sky
_________________________________
Leave the world behind
_________________________________
I will be all right
_________________________________
If you stay by my side
_________________________________
Spring and summer
Love and laughter
_________________________________
We'll live happy ever after
_________________________________
We'll fly higher
Than we thought we'd be
_________________________________
Because you showed me
_________________________________
How to believe
_________________________________
Hmm-mmm
_________________________________
Tiny shining star
_________________________________
I know who you are
_________________________________
You're never very far
_________________________________
We'll never be apart
_________________________________
Sparkle in my eye
_________________________________
Light the sky tonight
_________________________________
Spring and summer
Love and laughter
_________________________________
We'll live happy ever after
_________________________________
We'll fly higher
Than we thought we'd be
_________________________________
Because you showed me
_________________________________
How to believe
_________________________________
In me
_________________________________
Fall and winter
Love and laughter
_________________________________
We'll live happy ever after
_________________________________
We'll fly higher
Than we thought we'd be
_________________________________
Because you showed me
_________________________________
How to believe
_________________________________
Yeah
_________________________________
(VOCALIZING)
_________________________________
Hold my hand and fly
_________________________________
Never say goodbye
_________________________________
(SO LONG PLAYING)
_________________________________
(SINGING) It's not complicated
_________________________________
Or very hard to grasp
_________________________________
But every time I see you
_________________________________
I laugh
_________________________________
I won't get too sappy
_________________________________
I've had no epiphany
_________________________________
I just enjoy your company
_________________________________
You test my nerves
_________________________________
It makes me stronger
_________________________________
So can you bother me a little bit longer?
_________________________________
I hate to say goodbye, goodbye
_________________________________
And I hate to see the end, the end
_________________________________
'Cause it's been so long 
since I made a friend
_________________________________
I hate to say goodbye, goodbye
_________________________________
And I hate to see the end, the end
_________________________________
'Cause it's been so long 
since I made a friend
_________________________________
like you
_________________________________
Well, I could dot the "I's"
_________________________________
And you could cross the "T's"
_________________________________
'Cause letters alone are lonely
_________________________________
Well, I could be the blossom
_________________________________
And you could be the bee
_________________________________
And then I could call you "honey"
_________________________________
You test my nerves
_________________________________
It makes me stronger
_________________________________
So can you bother me a little bit longer?
_________________________________
I hate to say goodbye, goodbye
_________________________________
And I hate to see the end, the end
_________________________________
'Cause it's been so long
since I made a friend
_________________________________
I hate to say goodbye, goodbye
_________________________________
And I hate to see the end, the end
_________________________________
'Cause it's been so long
since I made a friend
_________________________________
like you
_________________________________
Some like to be
_________________________________
alone, independent
_________________________________
and on their own, all alone
_________________________________
I guess they're free
_________________________________
But not me
_________________________________
Not me
_________________________________
I hate to say goodbye, goodbye
_________________________________
And I hate to see the end, the end
_________________________________
'Cause it's been so long
since I made a friend
_________________________________
I hate to say goodbye, goodbye
_________________________________
And I hate to see the end, the end
_________________________________
'Cause it's been so long
since I made a friend
_________________________________
like you
_________________________________
I hate to say goodbye, goodbye
_________________________________
And I hate to see the end, the end
_________________________________
'Cause it's been so long
since I made a friend
_________________________________
like you
_________________________________
Yes, it's been so long
since I made a friend
_________________________________
like you
_________________________________
Yes, it's been so long 
since I made a friend
_________________________________
like you
_________________________________
Yes, it's been so long...
_________________________________
(COME FLYING WITH ME PLAYING)
_________________________________
(UPBEAT INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
(CROAKS)
_________________________________
Oh! Ooh, ooh, ooh!
_________________________________
(UNINTELLIGIBLE DIALOGUE)
_________________________________
Ooh!
_________________________________
(MUSIC ENDS)
_________________________________

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