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MAN 1: Hold on.

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MAN 2: Come on.

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Oh, I love the great outdoors.

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Pick up the pace, Roger,

you've got work to do.

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(COUGHING) Have no fear,

Mother, dear, I'm right behind you.

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Ow!

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(GRUNTS)

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Cookie.

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(WAILING)

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MOTHER: Roger, you pin-headed klutz.

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It's time your crazy shenanigans

came to an end.

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But you don't understand,

I was cut off at the pass.

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I won't slip up again, I promise.

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Well, all right,

I'll give you one more chance.

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I'm going hunting.

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You hear that, Baby Herman, hunting.

Well, you two have a swell time.

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-Are you insane?

-Uh-huh.

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Taking Baby hunting

would be dangerous.

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Well, leaving him with me is no picnic.

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Baby Herman is staying with you

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and remember,

if you get into any trouble,

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rabbit season opens today!

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Oh, boy, it looks like

it's just you and me, kid.

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A couple of rugged pioneers.

Let me show you how to make a fire.

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I got a merit badge for this one.

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(SEXY MUSIC PLAYING)

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Scoot back, Baby Herman,

you don't want to burn your weenie.

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Need any help, little camper?

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Of course not, I'm a regular mountain...

Man, oh, man.

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Talk about babes in the wood.

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I must say, you do look like

you know what you're doing.

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(CHUCKLING DOPILY)

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Have a nice lunch, boys.

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And remember,

only you can prevent forest fires.

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(PANTING)

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(GIGGLING)

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Again.

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This roughing it in the wilderness

is great.

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I feel so in tune with nature.

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Yikes! A bug! (SCREAMS)

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Get it off! Get if off! Get it off!

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(GAGGING)

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Bee!

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(SINGING) ...in the kitchen with Roger.

Someone's in the kitchen I...

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Jeepers, there must be something

in here we can eat.

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Chocolate moose?

I didn't even know they were in season.

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Look, Baby Herman, there's vitamin A,

and vitamin C and...

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Hey, where's the vitamin...

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Bee!

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Baby Herman!

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I got you! I got you!

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(SCREAMING)

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Wee! Oof!

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(CHUCKLES)

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Yo, goombah.

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Huh?

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(SCREAMS)

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(MENACING MUSIC PLAYING)

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Aah!

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Gets them every time.

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(WHIRRING)

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(HUMMING)

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(YELLING)

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Doggy.

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(WHIRRING)

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Oop!

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(GIGGLING)

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Baby, come back! You're too little

to play with wild animals.

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Phew. I made it.

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Baby Herman, come down!

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(CHUCKLES) Hey!

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Shiver me timbers!

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Not the sawmill!

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Aah! Aah!

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Ow! Eee! Ooh! Ah! Hoo hoo! Aah!

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(YELLING)

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Good doggy.

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I'll save you, Baby!

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BABY HERMAN: Ooh!

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BOTH: Ooh.

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(SCREAMING)

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(ALL CHATTERING)

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-Hey, where's Baby Herman?

-Have you seen Baby Herman?

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Hey, Baby Herman!

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I'm right behind you!

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Jeepers, Baby Herman,

you had me worried.

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I almost dropped a log back there.

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(SCREAMING)

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(BABY HERMAN GIGGLING)

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Baby!

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Doggy.

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-Got you.

-(BABY HERMAN GIGGLES)

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(CHUCKLING)

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Oh, no!

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(ALL YELLING)

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BABY HERMAN: Uh-oh.

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(BEAR YELLING)

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(GIGGLES)

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(HORN BLOWING)

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MAN: Cut! Cut!

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(YELLING)

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(ALL YELLING)

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(GRUNTING)

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Roger, you star-spangled bonehead.

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-What?

-You ruined a national monument.

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Please, don't get bent out of shape.

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It's not like it's the end of the world.

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(CHEERFUL INSTRUMENTAL

MUSIC PLAYING)

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(ROGER YELLING)

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Ooh!

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(PEOPLE VOCALIZING

RHYTHMICALLY)
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(MORE VOICES JOIN

IN VOCALIZATION)

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QUEEN CLARION:

If you had wings to lift you

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and the Second Star your guide,
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you'd find a place where

all the seasons flourish side by side.

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Yet past the Summer Meadow

and beyond the Autumn Wood,

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lies an icy land of secrets,

a world misunderstood.

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But if your mind is open

and your heart just has to know,

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your wings can take you farther

than you ever thought you'd go.

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(CHEERY WHISTLING)
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-MAN: And cut!

-(EXCITED CHATTER)
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-Wow. That was so amazing!

-Walter, you did a wonderful job.
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Thank you, Kermit. Did we get that?
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-MISS PIGGY: We got it.

-We got it, yup.
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Movie's over, people.

Go home. That is a wrap.
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Okay, nice work, everyone.
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Make sure to fill out your I-9s,

and we'll see you on the next one.
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(SIGHS)
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So, uh... What do we do now?
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Well, we're together again.
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We got the theater

and all our fans are back.
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-Yeah!

-(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
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Actually, those were extras.
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I saw a few tapping their toes.
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Yeah, those were paid dancers.
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-Oh.

-MISS PIGGY: Or...
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Maybe since we're all here,
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now could be the perfect time
for you and me to tie the knot, Kermie!
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(STAMMERING)

Well, I mean, maybe I could.
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Hey, what's the camera still doing here?
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Oh, no. Disaster!

That can only mean one thing.
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-Doggone it, you're right!

-Mmm-hmm.
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It looks like they've ordered a sequel.
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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(SINGING) We're doing a sequel

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We're back by popular demand

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Come on, everybody,
strike up the band!

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We're doing a sequel

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That's what we do in Hollywood
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And everybody knows
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That the sequel's never quite as good
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A sequel
Another feature attraction
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Places, please
Light the lights
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Roll camera, "Action!"
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I thought it was the end
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But no, my friends, this is when
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We get to do it all again!
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Do it all again

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Until the credits roll

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We got another go to show them

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We can do it all again!

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(CLUCKING)
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We're doing a sequel
There's no need to disguise

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The studio considers us
a viable franchise

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We're doing a sequel
The studio wants more

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While they wait for Tom Hanks

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To make Toy Story 4!

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I thought it was the end

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But no, my friends, this is when

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We get to do it all again!

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Do it all again!
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Until the credits roll
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We've got another go to show them
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We can do it all again!
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(SQUAWKING)
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We're doing a sequel

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Let's give it a go
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With Hollywood stars
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And more one-liner cameos
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We're doing a sequel
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I don't mean to be a stickler
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But this is the seventh sequel
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To our original motion picture

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MUPPETS: We're doing a sequel

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(SCREAMING)
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Let's give it a shot
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All we need now is a half-decent plot

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(SPOKEN) Got it. An epic love story
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between a very handsome,

long-nosed purple thing
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-and a beautiful chicken.

-(CLUCKS)
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Gonzo with the Wind.
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Does anybody have any other ideas?
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Oh! Oh! It's about getting the Muppets
back together again
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to stop an evil oil baron

from demolishing the old studio!
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Fozzie, did you even watch our last film?
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It's about a frog
who marries a beautiful, perfect pig.
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And they have to kiss each other a lot!
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Uh...
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(SPEAKING MOCK SWEDISH)
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I don't think Americans

watch subtitled films. (SIGHS)
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Kermit, how about the Muppets

go on a world tour?
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That's perfect!
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MUPPETS: (SINGING)
I thought it was the end
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But no, my friends, this is when
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We get to do it all again!
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Until the credits roll
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We've got another go to show them
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We can do it all again!
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We're doing a sequel
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It's more of the same
Let's give it a name
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How about The Muppets Again?
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It's the Muppets again
with The Muppets Again
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It's the
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Muppets
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Again!
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-Okay?

-ZUCCHINI BROTHER: I'm okay!
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Okay! Ha-ha!
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Booma-booma!
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BOTH: Booma-booma! Hep!
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-Hey! Pepperoni!

-(WHOOPING)

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(FOOTSTEPS)
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ALL: Born of cold and winter air

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And mountain rain combining

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This icy force both foul and fair

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Has a frozen heart worth mining

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So cut through the heart

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Cold and clear
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Strike for love and strike for fear

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See the beauty sharp and sheer

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Split the ice apart
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And break the frozen heart

Hup, ho

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Watch your step
Let it go

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Hup, ho

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Watch your step
Let it go

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Beautiful
Powerful

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Dangerous
Cold

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Ice has a magic
Can't be controlled

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Stronger than one
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Stronger than ten

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Stronger than a hundred men!

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(ALL GRUNT)
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(GRUNTS) Oh!
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(CHUCKLES)
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Born of cold
And winter air
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And mountain rain combining

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This icy force both foul and fair
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Has a frozen heart worth mining
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Cut through the heart
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Cold and clear
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Strike for love and strike for fear
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There's beauty and there's danger here

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Split the ice apart

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Beware the frozen heart
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(GRUNTS)
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KRISTOFF: Come on, Sven.
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Elsa. Psst!
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-Elsa!

-(GRUNTS)
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Wake up. Wake up. Wake up!
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Anna, go back to sleep.
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(SIGHS) I just can't.
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The sky is awake, so I'm awake.
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So, we have to play.
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Go play by yourself.
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(GRUNTS)
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(GASPS)
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(GRUNTS)
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Do you want to build a snowman?
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Come on, come on, come on!
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(SHUSHING)
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(BOTH GIGGLING)
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ANNA: Do the magic!
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Do the magic!
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Oh...
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-Ready?

-Uh-huh. (CHUCKLES)
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This is amazing!
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(ANNA SCREAMING EXCITEDLY)
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Watch this!
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(GIGGLING)
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Hi, I'm Olaf, and I like warm hugs.
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I love you, Olaf!
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(GIGGLES)
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-ANNA: Olaf...

-(GIGGLING)
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Tickle bumps!
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Oh!
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Hang on!
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Catch me!
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Gotcha!
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Again!
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Wait!
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-Whoo-hoo!

-Slow down!
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(GRUNTS)
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Whoo!
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-Anna!

-(GRUNTS)
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(ELSA GASPS)
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Anna!
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(BREATHING HEAVILY)
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Mama! Papa!
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(SOBBING) No, no...
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You're okay, Anna. I got you.
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(GASPS) Elsa, what have you done?
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This is getting out of hand.
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It was an accident. I'm sorry, Anna!
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-Oh. She's ice cold.

-I know where we have to go.
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(BREATHING HEAVILY)
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(HORSE NEIGHING)
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Ice?
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Faster, Sven. (PANTING)
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(WHISPERS) Sven!
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(SVEN PANTING)
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Please! Help! It's my daughter.
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(GASPS)
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It's the king.
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(ALL MURMURING)
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-Trolls? (GASPS)

-Shush!
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I'm trying to listen.
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Cuties. I'm going to keep you.
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Your Majesty.
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Born with the powers, or cursed?
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(STAMMERING) Born.
And they're getting stronger.
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Here, here.
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You are lucky it wasn't her heart.
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The heart is not so easily changed.
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But her head can be persuaded.
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Do what you must.
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I recommend we remove all magic.
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Even memories of magic, to be safe.
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But don't worry. I'll leave the fun.
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(SIGHS)
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She will be okay.
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But she won't remember I have powers?
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It's for the best.
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Listen to me, Elsa.

Your power will only grow.
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There is beauty in it...
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(TROLLS GASPING)
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But also great danger.
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(GASPS)
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You must learn to control it.
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Fear will be your enemy.
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-(WOMAN SCREAMING)

-(GASPS)
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KING: No!
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We'll protect her.
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She can learn to control it. I'm sure.
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Until then...
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We'll lock the gates.
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We'll reduce the staff.
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We will limit her contact with people,

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and keep her powers hidden

from everyone.
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Including Anna.
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(BREATHING HEAVILY)
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Ah. (GIGGLING)
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Elsa?
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(KNOCKS RHYTHMICALLY)
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Do you wanna build a snowman?
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Come on, let's go and play
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I never see you anymore
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Come out the door
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It's like you've gone away
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We used to be best buddies

And now we're not

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I wish you would tell me why

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Do you wanna build a snowman?

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(MUFFLED) It doesn't
have to be a snowman

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ELSA: Go away, Anna.
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Okay, bye
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(GASPS)
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KING: The gloves will help.
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See? Conceal it.
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Don't feel it.
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BOTH: Don't let it show.
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(GIGGLES)
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Do you wanna build a snowman?
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Or ride our bike around the halls?
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(CLATTERS)
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I think some company is overdue

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I've started talking
To the pictures on the walls

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Hang in there, Joan.
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It gets a little lonely
All these empty rooms

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Just watching the hours tick by

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(MIMICKING TICKING)
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I'm scared.
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It's getting stronger!
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Getting upset only makes it worse.

Calm down.
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No! Don't touch me!
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Please, I don't want to hurt you.
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(SIGHS)
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(CHUCKLES)
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See you in two weeks!
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Do you have to go?
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You'll be fine, Elsa.
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Your Highness.
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Elsa?
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Please I know you're in there
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People are asking where you've been

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They say "Have courage"
And I'm trying to

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I'm right out here for you

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Just let me in
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We only have each other
It's just you and me

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What are we gonna do?

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Do you wanna build a snowman?

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(SOBBING)

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(WIND HOWLING)
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(ACCELERATING BEEPS)
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-(GRUNTS)

-(GROANS)
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(GRUNTING)
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(BLARING)
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(LAUGHS) Come on!
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(ALL YELLING)
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(WITH RUSSIAN ACCENT) Let's dance.
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(GUARDS GROANING)
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(YELLS)
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(ALARM BUZZING)
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(PRISONERS SHOUTING)
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It's time to light the lights.
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(EXPLODING)
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Muppet news flash.
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Constantine, the world's
most dangerous frog,
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has escaped from
a maximum security Gulag
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in Siberia, Russia.
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This move has leapfrogged Constantine
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to the number one
most wanted criminal in the world,
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one place ahead

of the mysterious Lemur.

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(RADIO STATIC)
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This is Agent Leland Turbo.
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I have a flash transmission
for Agent Finn McMissile.
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Finn, my cover's been compromised.
Everything's gone pear-shaped.
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You won't believe what I found out here.
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This is bigger than anything we've ever
seen, and no one even knows it exists.
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Finn, I need backup, but don't call
the cavalry, it could blow the operation.
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-And be careful. It's not safe out here.
-CAR: Let's go.
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Transmitting my grids now. Good luck.
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(BEEPING)
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All right, buddy, we're here.
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Right where you paid me to bring you.
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Question is, why?
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I'm looking for a car.
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A car? Ha!
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Hey, pal, you can't get any further away
from land than out here.
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Exactly where I want to be.
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I got news for you, buddy.
There's nobody out here but us.
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(SHIP'S HORN)
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COMBAT SHIP:
What are you doing out here?
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What does it look like, genius?
I'm crabbing.
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Well, turn around
and go back where you came from.
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Yeah, and who's gonna make me?
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All right. All right.
Don't get your prop in a twist.
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What a jerk. Sorry, buddy.
Looks like it's the end of the line.
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Buddy?
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(SHIP'S HORN)
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(ENGINE REVS)
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TANNOY: Incoming.
All workers report to the loading dock.
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Leland Turbo, this is Finn McMissile.
I'm at the rally point. Over.
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(STATIC)
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All right, fellas, you know the drill.
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Leland, it's Finn. Please respond. Over.
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(STATIC)
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Come on, guys. These crates
aren't gonna unload themselves.
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(GERMAN ACCENT)
Too many cars here. Out of my way.
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Professor Zündapp?
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Here it is, Professor. You wanted to
see this before we load it?
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Ah, yes. Very carefully.
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-(SPEAKS GERMAN)
-Oh, a TV camera.
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-What does it actually do?
-This camera is extremely dangerous.
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What are you up to now, Professor?
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This is valuable equipment. Make sure
it is properly secured for the voyage.
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-You got it.
-Hey, Professor Z!
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GREM: This is one of those
British spies we told you about.
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Yeah! This one we caught sticking
his bumper where it didn't belong.
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ZÜNDAPP: Agent Leland Turbo.
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(GASPS)
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It's Finn McMissile!
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He's seen the camera! Kill him!
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TANNOY: All hands on deck!
All hands on deck!
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Whoa!
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Waargh!
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(BEEPING)
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(ENGINE REVS)
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(SQUEALING)
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What?
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Get to the boats!
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-He's getting away!
-Not for long!
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(CHUCKLES)
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GREM OVER RADIO:
He's dead, Professor.
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ZÜNDAPP: Wunderbar!
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With Finn McMissile gone,
who can stop us now?
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(CRACKING SOUND)
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(GRUNTING)
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(GRUNTING)
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(GRUNTS AND WHIMPERING)
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(GROANS)
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(GRUNTING)
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(BLUBBERING)
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(SNIFFING)
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(SIGHS)
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(GRUNTING AND PANTING)
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(GROWLS)
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-(SIGHS)

-(CRACKING)
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Uh-oh.
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(RUMBLING)
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(GIGGLES)
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(GASPS AND WHINES)
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(GRUNTS)
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-(RUMBLING AND CRACKING)

-(GASPS)
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(GULPING)
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(SQUEALS)
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(SCREAMING)
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Ooh. (SCREAMING)
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(GRUNTS)
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(GROANS)
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(BLUBBERS)
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(WHOOPING)

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(WE'LL BE THERE PLAYING)
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WOMAN: (SINGING) We'll be there

at the first breath of spring
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(LAUGHING)
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When the birds start to sing

and the grass starts growing

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We'll be there
in the still summer heat

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With the meadow's gleaming gold

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We'll be there
on the crisp autumn days

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With the leaves all ablaze

in the cool breeze blowing
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-We'll be there for it all every year

-(LAUGHING)
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(LAUGHING)
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As we've been since days of old
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For what if the world is wider

than we ever knew?
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And through all the seasons

didn't we dream of something more?
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What if we brave the great unknown?
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What if we're not so all alone?
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What if it's you I'm searching for?

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Mater – Tow Mater, that's who –
is here to help you.
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(ENGINE CHOKING)
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-Hey, Otis!
-Hey, Mater.
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I... Oh, gosh. I'm so sorry.
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I thought I could make it this time, but...
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(ENGINE FAILS TO START)
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Smooth like pudding, huh?
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(SIGHS) Who am I kidding?
I'll always be a lemon.
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Well, dad-gum, you're leaking oil again.
Must be your gaskets.
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Hey, but look on the bright side.
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This is your tenth tow this month,
so it's on the house.
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You're the only one
that's nice to lemons like me, Mater.
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Don't sweat it. Shoot,
these things happen to everybody.
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-But you never leak oil.
-Yeah, but I ain't perfect.
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Don't tell nobody, but I think my rust
is starting to show through.
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Hey. Is Lightning McQueen back yet?
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Not yet.
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He must be crazy excited
about winning his fourth Piston Cup.
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Four! Wow!
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Yeah, we're so dad-gum proud of him,
but I wish he'd hurry up and get back,
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'cause we got a whole summer's worth
of best friend fun to make up for.
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Just me and... (GASPS)
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(HORN HONKS)
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McQueen!
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-Whoa, whoa, whoa!
-McQueen!
_________________________________
-Mater! I'm in no hurry!
-Hey, everybody. McQueen's back!
_________________________________
-Aaah!
-McQueen's back!
_________________________________
-McQueen's back! McQueen's back!
-Aaah! Oooh-hoo! Oooh-hah!
_________________________________
McQueen's back!
_________________________________
Oh, Lightning! Welcome home!
_________________________________
-Good to have you back, honey!
-Congratulations, man.
_________________________________
Welcome home, soldier.
_________________________________
The place wasn't the same without you,
son.
_________________________________
What? Did he go somewhere?
_________________________________
-It's good to be home, everybody.
-(HORN HONKS)
_________________________________
-Mater!
-McQueen!
_________________________________
-Mater!
-McQueen!
_________________________________
Oooh!
_________________________________
Whoooa!
_________________________________
Hey,
how far did you make it this time, Otis?
_________________________________
-Halfway to the county line.
-Ooh, not bad, man!
_________________________________
I know! I can't believe it either!
_________________________________
-McQueen! Welcome back!
-Mater, it's so good to see you.
_________________________________
You too, buddy.
_________________________________
Oh, man, you ain't going to believe
the things I got planned for us!
_________________________________
These best friend greetings
get longer every year!
_________________________________
-You ready to have some serious fun?
-I've got something to show you first.
_________________________________
MATER: Wow.
_________________________________
I can't believe
they renamed the Piston Cup
_________________________________
after our very own Doc Hudson.
_________________________________
I know Doc said these things
were just old cups,
_________________________________
but to have someone else win it
just didn't feel right, you know?
_________________________________
Doc would've been real proud of you.
That's for sure.
_________________________________
All right, pal.
I've been waiting all summer for this.
_________________________________
-What you got planned?
-Ho-ho-ho! You sure you can handle it?
_________________________________
Do you know who you're talking to?
This is Lightning McQueen!
_________________________________
I can handle anything.
_________________________________
Er...Mater?
_________________________________
Just remember, your brakes
ain't going to work on these!
_________________________________
-Mater?
-Relax.
_________________________________
These train tracks
ain't been used in years!
_________________________________
-(TRAIN HORN)
-Aaaah!
_________________________________
-Aaaah!
-Faster, faster. Come on. Here we go!
_________________________________
Faster!
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
-(MATER CHUCKLES)
-Ooh. Wow.
_________________________________
Yeah, I don't know. Do you think?
_________________________________
This is going to be good!
_________________________________
(BLASTS HORN)
_________________________________
-(MATER LAUGHS)
-Did you see that?
_________________________________
(GURGLING)
_________________________________
MATER: Uh-oh.
This ain't going to be good.
_________________________________
Ha-ha! Boy, this was the best day ever!
_________________________________
And my favorite souvenir,
this new dent.
_________________________________
-Boy, Mater, today was ah...
-Shoot, that was nothing.
_________________________________
Wait till you see
what I got planned for tonight!
_________________________________
Mater, Mater, whoa!
I was thinking of just a quiet dinner.
_________________________________
That's exactly what I was thinkin'.
_________________________________
-No, I meant with Sally, Mater.
-Even better!
_________________________________
You, me and Miss Sally
goin' out for supper.
_________________________________
Mater, I meant it would be
just me and Sally.
_________________________________
-Oh.
-You know, just for tonight.
_________________________________
-Oh...
-We'll do whatever you want tomorrow.
_________________________________
Okay.
_________________________________
-Thanks for understanding.
-Yeah, sure.
_________________________________
-Y'all go on and have fun now.
-All right, then.
_________________________________
See you soon, amigo.
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________

Wow.
_________________________________

Thanks for seeing me

at my regular booth, Muppets.
_________________________________

-Big fan. Huge.

-(MUPPETS MURMURING)
_________________________________

Dominic. International tour manager.
_________________________________

"Dominic Badguy"?
_________________________________

It's pronounced "Bad-gee."

(CLEARS THROAT) It's French.
_________________________________

MUPPETS: Ah!
_________________________________

It means "good man."
_________________________________

-Oh, yes.

-Oh!
_________________________________

Listen up.
_________________________________

You're hot. You're having a moment.
_________________________________

But what is inevitable

about a moment? It ends.
_________________________________

I don't want this moment to end!
_________________________________

That's why we got to get out there now
_________________________________
and capitalize on this moment

with a capital "C," yeah?
_________________________________

I want you to conquer the world.

Do an international tour.
_________________________________

Show a global audience

what you can do.
_________________________________

-(EXCITED CHATTER)

-Yeah, that sounds great
_________________________________

but I'm just not sure...
_________________________________

Wait a second, guys, listen.

I'd love to do that, too.
_________________________________

But we've barely gotten back together.

We don't want to mess that up.
_________________________________

Okay, I am inundated with
offers of management at the moment.
_________________________________

One Direction, U2, Cirque du Soleil.

Just some of the acts I can list.
_________________________________

-(EXCLAIMING IN AWE)

-Wow, that's a good list!
_________________________________

And now,
I wanna tour manage you guys.
_________________________________

I know you're the boss, Kermit.

I wouldn't interfere with that.
_________________________________

We would share our managerial roles
_________________________________

because you've got a special
bond with these little guys.
_________________________________

-Sure.

-(CELL PHONE RINGING)
_________________________________

Uh... Oh! (SCOFFS)
_________________________________

President Clinton?
_________________________________

-(MUPPETS GASPING)

-What?
_________________________________

I'm on my way, Number Two.
_________________________________

Great, they're taking the bait.
_________________________________

-Well, he seems like a nice guy.

-ROWLF: Yeah.
_________________________________

Humble and honest.
_________________________________

I just... I think we have
to get settled first, you know?
_________________________________

Hone the show, get some new material,

and then maybe go on a world tour.
_________________________________

DOMINIC: See you in Berlin.
_________________________________

CONSTANTINE: Yes. Auf Wiedersehen,
_________________________________

Number Two.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES EVILLY)
_________________________________

So...
_________________________________

What's it gonna be, Muppets?
_________________________________

Ready to be world famous?
_________________________________

No pressure, but I am a very busy man.
_________________________________

-(CELL PHONE RINGING)

-Oh!
_________________________________

That's Rihanna. I really should take this.
_________________________________

(MUPPETS TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
_________________________________

World tour! World tour!
_________________________________

Well, I mean...
_________________________________

I guess we could always hone our acts

on the road, and that would be okay.
_________________________________

Wouldn't it, Kermit?
_________________________________

ANIMAL: World tour! World tour!

Come on, froggy!
_________________________________

(INDISTINCT TALKING CONTINUES)
_________________________________

Okay, let's do it.
_________________________________

-Dominic, you're hired.

-(CHEERING)
_________________________________

Thanks, Kermit. I mean, boss.
_________________________________

You won't regret this.
_________________________________
SALLY: Ah, this is so nice.
_________________________________
I can't tell you how good it is
to be here alone,
_________________________________
just the two of us, finally.
_________________________________
-You and me.
-MATER: Ahem! Good evening.
_________________________________
-Oh!
-My name is Mater,
_________________________________
and I'll be your waiter.
_________________________________
Mater the waiter.
That's funny right there.
_________________________________
Mater? You work here?
_________________________________
Yeah, I work here. What'd you think?
_________________________________
I snuck in here
when nobody was lookin'
_________________________________
and pretended to be your waiter
so I could hang out with you?
_________________________________
Oh, yeah.
How ridiculous would that be?
_________________________________
Can I start you two lovebirds off
with a couple of drinks?
_________________________________
-Yes. I'll have my usual.
-You know what? I'll have that, too.
_________________________________
Uh... Right. Your usual.
_________________________________
(LAUGHTER)
_________________________________
(RATTLING)
_________________________________
-Thanks, man.
-Grazie, Guido.
_________________________________
-Guido, what's McQueen's usual?
-(IN ITALIAN)
_________________________________
-Perfect. Give me two of them.
-Quiet! My program's on.
_________________________________
Tonight on the Mel Dorado Show...
_________________________________
His story gripped the world.
_________________________________
Oil billionaire Miles Axlerod,
_________________________________
in an attempt to become the first car to
circumnavigate the globe without GPS,
_________________________________
ironically ran out of gas,
and found himself trapped in the wild.
_________________________________
Feared dead, he emerged 36 days later,
_________________________________
running on a fuel he distilled himself
from the natural elements!
_________________________________
Since then, he's sold his oil fortune,
_________________________________
converted himself from a gas-guzzler
into an electric car
_________________________________
and has devoted his life to finding
a renewable, clean-burning fuel.
_________________________________
Now he claims to have done it
with his allinol.
_________________________________
And to show the world
what his new super fuel can do
_________________________________
he's created a racing competition
like no other,
_________________________________
inviting the greatest champions
_________________________________
to battle in the first ever
World Grand Prix.
_________________________________
Welcome, Sir Miles Axlerod.
_________________________________
Thank you, Mel. It is good to be here.
Listen to me.
_________________________________
Big oil. It costs a fortune.
Pollution is getting worse.
_________________________________
I mean, it's a fossil fuel.
"Fossil," as in dead dinosaurs.
_________________________________
And we all know
what happened to them.
_________________________________
Alternative energy is the future.
Trust me, Mel.
_________________________________
After seeing allinol in action
at the World Grand Prix,
_________________________________
nobody will ever go back
to gasoline again.
_________________________________
What happened to the dinosaurs, now?
_________________________________
And on satellite,
a World Grand Prix competitor
_________________________________
and one of the fastest cars in the world,
Francesco Bernoulli.
_________________________________
It is an honor, Signore Dorado,
for you.
_________________________________
Why not invite Lightning McQueen?
_________________________________
Of course we invited him,
_________________________________
but apparently after his very long
racing season
_________________________________
he is taking time off to rest.
_________________________________
The Lightning McQueen would not
have a chance against Francesco.
_________________________________
I can go over 300 kilometers an hour.
_________________________________
In miles, that is like...
way faster than McQueen.
_________________________________
Let's go to the phones.
Baltimore, Maryland, you're on the air.
_________________________________
-Am I on? Hello?
-You're on. Go ahead.
_________________________________
-Hello?
-Go ahead.
_________________________________
(LINE GOES DEAD)
_________________________________
Let's go to Radiator Springs.
You're on, caller.
_________________________________
MATER: That Italian feller
you got on there
_________________________________
can't talk that way about
Lightning McQueen.
_________________________________
He's the bestest race car
in the whole wide world.
_________________________________
-Uh-oh.
-If he is, how you say,
_________________________________
"the bestest race car,"
then why must he rest? Huh?
_________________________________
MATER: 'Cause he knows
what's important.
_________________________________
Every now and then he prefers
just to slow down, enjoy life.
_________________________________
Oh! You heard it!
Lightning McQueen prefers to be slow!
_________________________________
This is not news to Francesco.
_________________________________
When I want to go to sleep,
I watch one of his races.
_________________________________
After two laps, I am out cold.
_________________________________
-(MURMURING)
-MATER: That ain't what I meant.
_________________________________
McQUEEN: What's going
on over there?
_________________________________
FRANCESCO:
He is afraid of Francesco.
_________________________________
McQUEEN: That's that
Italian formula car.
_________________________________
-His name is...
-Francesco Bernoulli.
_________________________________
-No wonder there's a crowd.
-Why do you know his name?
_________________________________
And don't say it like that.
It's three syllables, not ten.
_________________________________
What? He's nice to look at.
You know, open-wheeled and all.
_________________________________
What's wrong with fenders?
I thought you liked my fenders.
_________________________________
-Let me tell you something else.
-Mater?
_________________________________
MATER: McQueen could drive circles
around you.
_________________________________
Driving in circles is all he can-a do,
no?
_________________________________
MATER: No.
_________________________________
I mean, yes.
I mean, he could beat you anywhere.
_________________________________
Any time, any track.
_________________________________
Mel, can we move on?
_________________________________
Francesco needs a caller
who can provide
_________________________________
a little more intellectual stimulation,
like a dump truck.
_________________________________
Ha-ha! That shows what you know.
Dump trucks is dumb.
_________________________________
Hey! Whoa!
_________________________________
Yeah, hi. This is Lightning McQueen.
_________________________________
The Lightning McQueen, huh?
_________________________________
I don't appreciate my best friend
being insulted like that.
_________________________________
McQueen, that was your best friend?
Oh!
_________________________________
This is the difference
between you and Francesco.
_________________________________
Francesco knows how good he is.
_________________________________
He does not need to surround himself
with tow trucks to prove it.
_________________________________
Those are strong words
from a car that is so fragile.
_________________________________
Fragile! He calls Francesco fragile!
_________________________________
Not-a so fast, McQueen!
_________________________________
"Not so fast."
Is that your new motto?
_________________________________
Motto? (CONTINUES IN ITALIAN)
_________________________________
This sounds like something that needs
to be settled on the race course.
_________________________________
What do you say, Lightning McQueen?
We've got room for one more racer.
_________________________________
I would love to,
but my crew is off for the season, so...
_________________________________
(LUG NUTS POPPING)
_________________________________
Pit stop.
_________________________________
You know what? They just got back.
_________________________________
Deal me in, baby.
_________________________________
-Ka-chow! Yeah.
-(CHEERING)
_________________________________
I know, I know.
I just got back, but we won't be long.
_________________________________
No, don't worry about me.
I've got enough to do here.
_________________________________
Mater's going to have a blast, though.
_________________________________
You're bringing Mater, right?
_________________________________
You never bring him
to any of your races.
_________________________________
(SLURPS AND GULPS)
_________________________________
(MUFFLED CRIES)
_________________________________
(SLURPS) Ah.
_________________________________
Just let him sit in the pits.
Give him a headset.
_________________________________
Come on, it will be
the thrill of a lifetime for him.
_________________________________
-Your drink, sir.
-Mater.
_________________________________
I didn't taste it!
_________________________________
How'd you like to come
and see the world with me?
_________________________________
-You mean it?
-Yeah. You got me into this thing.
_________________________________
-You're coming along.
-All right!
_________________________________
(ENGINE REVS)
_________________________________
Ka-chow!
_________________________________
Ha-ha!
_________________________________
(JET ENGINE ROARS)
_________________________________
(BOTH LAUGH)
_________________________________
(BOTH LAUGH)
_________________________________
Hey!
_________________________________
MATER: Hey, excuse me!
_________________________________
(IN JAPANESE)
Domo arigato!
_________________________________
-Yeah!
-(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

(WOMAN ANNOUNCING

INDISTINCTLY OVER PA)
_________________________________

KERMIT: Is everybody here? Yeah?
_________________________________

Okay, guys, guys.

Get them up and move them out.
_________________________________

All aboard, Dominic.
_________________________________

I didn't know there was still third class.
_________________________________

Third class? How about no class?
_________________________________

(BOTH CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

Oh! Watch the heels!
_________________________________

Piggy. Why do you need

so much luggage?
_________________________________

For our honeymoon, of course!
_________________________________

-For our what?

-(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING)
_________________________________

BEAUREGARD: Let's go, guys!
_________________________________

Oh! Oh.
_________________________________

That must be reverse.
_________________________________

Oh, well. This way looks good, too.
_________________________________

(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________

KERMIT: Okay, Dominic, I thought

we could start our world tour in London.
_________________________________

DOMINIC: Or how about

the world capital of comedy?
_________________________________

Berlin, Germany.
_________________________________

-(MUPPETS CHEERING)

-ANIMAL: Germany!
_________________________________

Hmm?
_________________________________

Uh...
_________________________________

Was that supposed to happen?

_________________________________

CAPTAIN: All ashore!
_________________________________

Welcome to Arendelle!
_________________________________

(MAN THANKING IN FRENCH)
_________________________________

Watch your step, please.
_________________________________

The gates will be opening soon.
_________________________________

Why do I have to wear this?
_________________________________

Because the queen has come of age.
_________________________________

It's Coronation Day!
_________________________________

That's not my fault.
_________________________________

(CROWD APPLAUDING)
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) What do you want, Sven?
_________________________________

"Give me a snack."
_________________________________

What's the magic word?
_________________________________

"Please."
_________________________________

Uh! Uh-uh-uh. Share.
_________________________________

I can't believe they're

finally opening up the gates!
_________________________________

And for a whole day!

(GIGGLES) Faster, Percy!
_________________________________

(SIGHS) Arendelle,

our most mysterious trade partner.
_________________________________

Open those gates so I may unlock
_________________________________

your secrets and exploit your riches.
_________________________________

Did I say that out loud?
_________________________________

Oh! Me sore eyes can't wait
_________________________________

to see the queen and the princess.
_________________________________

I bet they are absolutely lovely.
_________________________________

I bet they are beautiful.
_________________________________

(SNORING)
_________________________________

KAI: Princess Anna?
_________________________________

-Princess Anna?

-Huh? (CLEARS THROAT) Yeah?
_________________________________

Oh. Sorry to wake you, ma'am.
_________________________________

No, no, no, you didn't. (YAWNS)
_________________________________

I've been up for hours.
_________________________________

(SNORING)
_________________________________

(GASPS) Who is it?
_________________________________

(STAMMERS) Still me, ma'am.
_________________________________

The gates will open soon.

Time to get ready.
_________________________________

Of course. (CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________

Ready for what?
_________________________________

Your sister's coronation, ma'am.
_________________________________

My sister's corneration.
_________________________________

(GASPS) It's Coronation Day!
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

-It's Coronation Day!

-(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

The window is open!
_________________________________

So's that door!
_________________________________

I didn't know they did that anymore
_________________________________

Who knew we owned
8,000 salad plates?
_________________________________

For years
I've roamed these empty halls
_________________________________

Why have a ballroom with no balls?
_________________________________

Finally
They're opening up the gates!
_________________________________

There'll be actual, real, live people
_________________________________

It'll be totally strange

_________________________________
But wow!
Am I so ready for this change!

_________________________________
'Cause for the first time in forever

_________________________________
There'll be music
_________________________________

There'll be light
_________________________________

For the first time
_________________________________

In forever
_________________________________

I'll be dancing through the night
_________________________________

Don't know if I'm elated or gassy
_________________________________

But I'm somewhere in that zone
_________________________________

'Cause for the first time in forever
_________________________________

I won't be alone
_________________________________

I can't wait to meet everyone! (GASPS)
_________________________________

What if I meet the one?
_________________________________

(CHEEPS)
_________________________________

Tonight
Imagine me gown and all
_________________________________

Fetchingly draped against the wall
_________________________________

The picture of sophisticated grace
_________________________________

I suddenly see him standing there
_________________________________

A beautiful stranger
_________________________________

Tall and fair
_________________________________

I wanna stuff some chocolate
in my face!
_________________________________

But then we laugh and talk all evening
_________________________________

Which is totally bizarre
_________________________________

Nothing like the life I've led so far
_________________________________

For the first time in forever
_________________________________

There'll be magic
There'll be fun
_________________________________

For the first time in forever
_________________________________

I could be noticed by someone
_________________________________

And I know it is totally crazy
_________________________________

To dream I'd find romance
_________________________________

But for the first time in forever
_________________________________

At least I've got a chance!
_________________________________

(INHALES)
_________________________________

Don't let them in
_________________________________

Don't let them see
_________________________________

Be the good girl
_________________________________

You always have to be
_________________________________

Conceal
_________________________________

Don't feel
_________________________________

Put on a show
_________________________________

Make one wrong move
_________________________________

And everyone will know
_________________________________

But it's only for today
_________________________________

It's only for today
_________________________________

It's agony to wait

_________________________________

It's agony to wait

_________________________________

Tell the guards to open up

_________________________________
The gate

_________________________________
ANNA: The gate
_________________________________

For the first time in forever
_________________________________

Don't let them in
Don't let them see
_________________________________

I'm getting what I'm dreaming of
_________________________________

Be the good girl
_________________________________

You always have to be
_________________________________

A chance to change
_________________________________

My lonely world
_________________________________

ELSA: Conceal

_________________________________
A chance to find true love

_________________________________
Conceal, don't feel
Don't let them know

_________________________________
I know it all ends tomorrow
_________________________________

So it has to be today!
_________________________________

'Cause for the first time in forever
_________________________________

For the first time
_________________________________

In forever
_________________________________

Nothing's in my way!
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

(YELPS)
_________________________________

Hey!
_________________________________

I'm so sorry. Are you hurt?
_________________________________

Hey. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
_________________________________

Uh... (STUTTERS) No, no, I'm okay.
_________________________________

Are you sure?
_________________________________

Yeah. I just wasn't looking

where I was going.
_________________________________

But I'm great, actually.
_________________________________

Oh... Thank goodness.
_________________________________

Oh! Uh...
_________________________________

Prince Hans of the Southern Isles.
_________________________________

Princess Anna of Arendelle.
_________________________________

"Princess"? My Lady.
_________________________________

-Oh!

-(SNORTS)
_________________________________

-Whoa.

-Whoa, whoa, whoa...
_________________________________

-(CHUCKLES) Um...

-Whew.
_________________________________

Hi. Again.
_________________________________

-(BOTH YELP)

-Oh, boy!
_________________________________

This is awkward.
_________________________________

Not "You're awkward,"

but just because we're...
_________________________________

I'm awkward, you're gorgeous.

Wait, what?
_________________________________

I'd like to formally apologize
_________________________________

for hitting the princess

of Arendelle with my horse.
_________________________________

And for every moment after.
_________________________________

No! No, no. It's fine.
_________________________________

I'm not that princess.
_________________________________

I mean, if you had hit my sister Elsa,
_________________________________

it would be... Yeesh! (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Because, you know...
_________________________________

-Hello.

-(NEIGHS)
_________________________________

But, lucky you,
_________________________________

-it's just me.

-(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

"Just" you?
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
_________________________________

-(BELLS CHIMING)

-(SIGHS)
_________________________________

The bells. The coronation.
_________________________________

(STUTTERS) I better go.
_________________________________

I have to go. I better go. Uh...
_________________________________

Bye!
_________________________________

(BOARDS CREAKING)
_________________________________

-Oh, no. Oh!

-(SPLASHING)
_________________________________

(SPUTTERS)

_________________________________

FAIRY MARY: Look sharp, everyone!
_________________________________

The snowy owls will soon be arriving
_________________________________

to take the snowflake baskets

to the Winter Woods.
_________________________________

Lucinda, stop noodling

and start tinkering.
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Is that the last load?
_________________________________

-(SQUEAKS)

-Thanks, Cheese.
_________________________________

Basket weaving

is my favorite thing, Bobble.
_________________________________

Really? I'm partial to macramé.
_________________________________

Morning, Clank. Morning, Bobble.
_________________________________

BOTH: Morning!
_________________________________

That should be enough

to finish the snowflake baskets.
_________________________________

Aye, that will do her.
_________________________________

-Thanks.

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

-(WHISPERS) Clanky.

-Oh! Sorry. (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

(SIGHS) I can't believe

we make the baskets,
_________________________________

but don't get to take them

to the Winter Fairies.
_________________________________

I mean, wouldn't you want to

go into the Winter Woods?
_________________________________

(BOTH GASP)
_________________________________

Oh, we wouldn't last a day in that cold.
_________________________________

Besides, I'm afraid of glaciers.
_________________________________

Glaciers?
_________________________________

They're known for their stealth.
_________________________________

He's never actually seen one.
_________________________________

You never do!
_________________________________

(HORN BLOWS)
_________________________________

FAIRY MARY: The snowy owls!
_________________________________

(BLOWING)
_________________________________

Places, everyone!
_________________________________

Clank, Bobble, get that basket up.
_________________________________

Right! Got it, Fairy Mary!
_________________________________

Start the pulley!
_________________________________

(OWLS TWITTERING)
_________________________________

Ooh! Newcomer.
_________________________________

(HIGH-PITCHED TWITTERING)
_________________________________

Wow.
_________________________________

The final shipment order.
_________________________________

Oh, goodness! They need

20 more baskets for tomorrow's pickup.
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(BOTH LAUGH)
_________________________________

There's a whole other world over there.
_________________________________

Well done, everyone!

The first shipment is headed for Winter.
_________________________________

But there's much more to do

for tomorrow's pickup,
_________________________________

so this is no time to rest on your laurels.
_________________________________

Lucinda, get off your laurel

and get to work.
_________________________________

KERMIT: Oh, you guys are

gonna love this place.

_________________________________
-Hmm?

-Uh...
_________________________________

Okay, here we are, guys.
_________________________________

The Hole in the Wall Club!
_________________________________

"Die Muppets"?
_________________________________

Looks like they put the reviews up early.
_________________________________

Yeah, or is that the suggestion box?
_________________________________

(BOTH LAUGHING)
_________________________________

MISS PIGGY: "Hole in the Wall Club"?
_________________________________

More like "Hole in the Ground Club."
_________________________________

Okay, everybody.
_________________________________

So, we'll start at the bottom

and work our way up.
_________________________________

I've booked us
into cabaret bars and coffee houses

_________________________________

all across the industrial cities

of Northern Germany.
_________________________________

Dusseldorf, Hamburg,

Mudburg, Vomitdorf.
_________________________________

Poopenburgen?
_________________________________

Fozzie, we have a solid week

booked in Poopenburgen.
_________________________________

(ALL MOANING)
_________________________________

DOMINIC: This looks great.
_________________________________

And I think we should
commend Kermit on his efforts.
_________________________________

KERMIT: Thank you, Dominic. Thanks.
_________________________________

-Or, if I might be so bold...

-Uh-huh?
_________________________________

...maybe we could consider
another venue.
_________________________________

Another venue?
_________________________________

To be precise, this other venue.
_________________________________

-MUPPETS: Whoa!

-Look at that theater!
_________________________________

What? No, no.
_________________________________

We don't have the money

to rent the Berlin National Theater!
_________________________________

We'll make our money back

when we sell it out.
_________________________________

Kermie, I've always dreamed
of playing the Berlin National Theater.
_________________________________

"Ich bin ein Berliner."
_________________________________

More like, "Ein frankfurter"!
_________________________________

-(MUPPETS CHUCKLING)

-Watch it, buster.
_________________________________

Guys, I'm not sure
we can do this, you know?
_________________________________

DOMINIC: Okay,

let's put this to the vote.
_________________________________

All those in favor
of believing in ourselves,
_________________________________

raise your hands.
_________________________________

-(INDISTINCTLY TALKING)

-That's not what I'm saying.
_________________________________

And all those in favor of just giving up.
_________________________________

(SIGHING)
_________________________________

I can't believe I'm voting for giving up.
_________________________________

Good. Well, I'm glad
we made this decision.
_________________________________

Oh, wonderful!
_________________________________

So cool!
_________________________________

WALTER: Isn't that exciting.

I can't believe it.
_________________________________
(GONG CRASHES)
_________________________________
Guido, look. Ferraris and tires.
_________________________________
-Let's go!
-Ho-ho! Look at this.
_________________________________
Okay, now, Mater, remember,
best behavior.
_________________________________
-You got it, buddy. Hey, what's that?
-Mater!
_________________________________
Hey, McQueen! Over here.
_________________________________
-Lewis!
-Hey, man.
_________________________________
-Jeff!
-Hey, Lightning.
_________________________________
Can you believe this party?
_________________________________
Hey.
_________________________________
You done good. You got all the leaves.
_________________________________
-Check out that tow truck.
-Man, I wonder who that guy's with.
_________________________________
Ah... Will you guys excuse me
just for one little second?
_________________________________
Ho-ho! Good job!
_________________________________
Mater!
Listen, this isn't Radiator Springs.
_________________________________
You're just realizing that?
_________________________________
Oh-ho! That jet lag really done
a number on you.
_________________________________
Mater, things are different over here.
_________________________________
Which means maybe you should,
you know, act a little different, too.
_________________________________
-Different than what?
-Well, just help me out here.
_________________________________
You need help? Shoot!
Why didn't you say so?
_________________________________
That's what a tow truck does.
_________________________________
-Yeah, I mean...
-Looky there.
_________________________________
It's Mr. San Francisco.
I'll introduce you.
_________________________________
-Mater, no!
-Look at me. I'm helping you already.
_________________________________
Hey, Mr. San Francisco,
I'd like you to meet...
_________________________________
Ah, Lightning McQueen! Buona sera.
_________________________________
-Nice to meet you, Francesco.
-Nice to meet you, too.
_________________________________
You are very good-looking.
Not as good as I thought, but good.
_________________________________
Excuse me.
Can I get a picture with you?
_________________________________
Anything for McQueen's friend.
_________________________________
Miss Sally is going to flip
when she sees this.
_________________________________
-(SIGHS)
-She's Lightning McQueen's girlfriend.
_________________________________
-Oooh!
-She's a big fan of yours.
_________________________________
Hey, she has-a good taste.
_________________________________
Mater's prone to exaggeration.
I wouldn't say she's a "big fan".
_________________________________
You're right. She's a huge fan!
_________________________________
She goes on and on
about your open wheels.
_________________________________
Mentioning it once doesn't qualify
as going on and on.
_________________________________
Francesco is familiar
with this reaction to Francesco.
_________________________________
Women respect a car
that has-a nothing to hide.
_________________________________
Yeah, er...
_________________________________
-Let us have a toast.
-Let's.
_________________________________
I dedicate my win tomorrow
to Miss Sally.
_________________________________
Oh. Sorry.
_________________________________
I already dedicated
my win tomorrow to her.
_________________________________
So, if we both do it,
it's really not so special.
_________________________________
-Besides, I don't have a drink.
-I'll go get you one.
_________________________________
Do you mind if I borrow a few bucks
for one of them drinks?
_________________________________
-They're free.
-Free? Shoot, what am I doing here?
_________________________________
I should probably go keep an eye
on him. See you at the race.
_________________________________
Yes, you will see Francesco,
but not like this.
_________________________________
You will see him like-a this
as he drives away from you.
_________________________________
Ha! That's cute.
_________________________________
You had one of those made up
for all the racers?
_________________________________
-No.
-(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Okay.
_________________________________
-Ciao, McQueen!
-He is so getting beat tomorrow!
_________________________________
PA: Ladies and gentlecars,
Sir Miles Axlerod.
_________________________________
It is my absolute honor
to introduce to you
_________________________________
the competitors in the first ever
World Grand Prix.
_________________________________
From Brazil, Number 8...
_________________________________

(SQUEALS)
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

(SQUEALS)
_________________________________

Oy, this global warming is killing me.
_________________________________

This is too hot.

The Ice Age was too cold.
_________________________________

What would it take to make you happy?

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

This I like.
_________________________________

Whoo-hoo!
_________________________________

Whoa! Whoa, whoa!
_________________________________

Whoo! (SCREAMS)
_________________________________

-Whoo!

-(YELLS)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

MACRAUCHENIA: Whoa, whoa!
_________________________________

Wow! Whoa!
_________________________________

-(SHOUTING)

-Whoa!
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

-(CRYING)

-(WHISTLE BLOWS)
_________________________________

No running, James. Camp rules.
_________________________________

Mmm!
_________________________________

-Ohh!

-Make me, sloth!
_________________________________

"Make me, sir!" It's all about respect.
_________________________________

Ew.
_________________________________

(SHOUTING)
_________________________________

Jared, you just ate. Wait an hour.
_________________________________

Hector, no, no. You can't pee-pee there.
_________________________________

Okay. There is fine.
_________________________________

Ashley, stop picking your... (YELLS)
_________________________________

-GIRL 1: Piñata!

-(CHEERING)
_________________________________

Stop!
You're supposed to wear blindfolds.
_________________________________

Okay.
_________________________________

-Hey, it's my turn to hit the sloth!

-Mine!
_________________________________

-Mine!

-Mine!
_________________________________

Mine!
_________________________________

Whoa! (SCREAMS AND GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(CHEERING)
_________________________________

Hey! You didn't have any candy in you.
_________________________________

-Let's bury him.

-(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________

Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
_________________________________

-(ALL GIGGLING)

-MANNY: Hey, hey, whoa!
_________________________________

Who said you kids
could torture the sloth?

_________________________________

Manny, don't squash their creativity.
_________________________________

Hey, Manny! Diego!
_________________________________

My bad mammal jammals!
_________________________________

Want to give a sloth a hand?
_________________________________

(GAGGING)
_________________________________

Look, I opened my camp.
_________________________________

Campo del Sid.
_________________________________

It means "Camp of Sid."
_________________________________

Congratulations.

You're now an idiot in two languages.
_________________________________

(SHUSHES) Not in front of the K-I-D-Z.
_________________________________

These little guys love me. Right, Billy?
_________________________________

-Don't make me eat you.

-(KIDS LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Ah, they kid.

That's why they're called "kids."
_________________________________

I told you, Sid, you're not qualified

to run a camp.
_________________________________

Oh, since when do qualifications

have anything to do with child care?
_________________________________

Besides, these kids look up to me.
_________________________________

I'm a role model to them. (GASPS)
_________________________________

-(KIDS LAUGHING)

-I can see that.
_________________________________

You guys never think I can do anything,
_________________________________

but I'm an equal member of this herd.
_________________________________

I made this herd,
_________________________________

so you need to start
treating me with some respect.
_________________________________

-Come on, Sid!

-Sid! We were just kidding.
_________________________________

BEAVER GIRL: Hey!
_________________________________

Let's play Pin the Tail on the Mammoth.
_________________________________

-Yeah!

-BOTH: Sid!
_________________________________

I can do stuff.
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

Won't give me no stupid respect.
_________________________________

Get the... (GRUNTING)
_________________________________

I'll show them.
_________________________________

All right, gather round, troops.

Everybody?
_________________________________

-(ALL TALKING INDISTINCTLY)

-Okay, guys.
_________________________________

Since we're playing such a big theater,

let's stick with what we know.
_________________________________

We'll open with a cabaret number...
_________________________________

Kermit, when do I do

the indoor running of the bulls?
_________________________________

(BULL BELLOWING)
_________________________________

(ALL EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

Mr. Kermit, sir?
_________________________________

I would very much like to demonstrate

my magnetic bomb-attractor vest.
_________________________________

(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
_________________________________

Bunsen, why would you even

invent one of those?
_________________________________

Why did I invent
the unexpectedly exploding cupcake?
_________________________________

-(SCREAMS)

-(ALL GASP)
_________________________________

Hey, what about Muppet Ladder?
_________________________________

Muppet Ladder?
That's never, ever worked, Gonzo.
_________________________________

Last time we all tried that

was 20 years ago
_________________________________

and you ended up

in a cast for six months.
_________________________________

Yeah, good times.
_________________________________

Kermit, what if I do
four or five Celine Dion songs?
_________________________________

You know Celine Dion,

she works in Vegas.
_________________________________

No, Piggy, there's no time for that.
_________________________________

What about the band's

marathon jam session?
_________________________________

Drum solo! Drum solo!
_________________________________

No drum solo!
_________________________________

(ALL TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
_________________________________

Guys, guys, guys!
_________________________________

We can't just do whatever we want.
_________________________________

This is our opening night.
_________________________________

Let's play to our strengths, because...
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

Well...
_________________________________

Look, I didn't want to worry you guys
_________________________________

but if we don't sell this theater out,

it would mean the end of the tour.
_________________________________

-(ALL GASP)

-GONZO: What?
_________________________________

And maybe the end of us.
_________________________________

Great news, Muppets. We're sold out.
_________________________________

What?
_________________________________

(ALL TALKING EXCITEDLY)
_________________________________

Fine.
_________________________________

I mean, great, great.

Well done, Dominic.
_________________________________

Hey, I have an amazing idea for an act.
_________________________________

It's called

"The Indoor Running of the Bulls."
_________________________________

Gonzo, I've told you,

that act is far too dangerous.
_________________________________

Actually, Kermit, I was asking

Dominic what he thinks.
_________________________________

Good grief.
_________________________________

MISS PIGGY:

Dominic, Dominic! Five songs.
_________________________________

(ALL CLAMORING)
_________________________________

"Sold out." Like we've
sold out a show in 30 years.
_________________________________

Ahem.
_________________________________

Is this a good time to discuss

our upcoming European wedding?
_________________________________

No, actually, I'm kind of busy right now.
_________________________________

Perfect!
_________________________________

I have 23 swatches
for the seat covers for the reception,
_________________________________

eight font choices for the menu,
_________________________________

which, by the way,

we are not serving flies.
_________________________________

Piggy, what are you talking about?
_________________________________

I'm just trying to involve you in
some of the decision-making, dear.
_________________________________

What about being involved
in the decision
_________________________________

to get married in the first place, huh?
_________________________________

Oh, Kermit, you never

let me do what I want!
_________________________________

Oh, yeah?
_________________________________

Well, what about what I want, huh?

What about that?
_________________________________

I haven't even proposed yet.
_________________________________

-You can do that in our honeymoon.

-What? (STAMMERING)
_________________________________

That's insane! Do you hear
what you're saying?
_________________________________

Insane? How dare you call

your fiancée insane?
_________________________________

You are not my fiancée!

We are not engaged!
_________________________________

And, as a matter of fact,
_________________________________

the way this particular conversation

is going right now... Well...
_________________________________

I'm fine with that!
_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-(FOO FOO GROWLING)
_________________________________

-KERMIT: Piggy, wait! I'm sorry!

-(FOO FOO BARKING)
_________________________________

Get out!
_________________________________

(KERMIT SIGHS)
_________________________________

(DOMINIC SIGHS)
_________________________________

Don't take it personally.

They still love you.
_________________________________

They just prefer me now.
_________________________________

Uh, thank you, Dominic.

That's very comforting.
_________________________________

Do you know what I think helps

sometimes in situations like this?
_________________________________

What?
_________________________________

A walk alone in the fog

in former East Berlin.
_________________________________

Maybe along a deserted canal.
_________________________________

Well, I guess a quiet stroll

is not a bad idea.
_________________________________

Let the others know I've gone, will you?
_________________________________

Sure. I promise.
_________________________________

Thanks. (CLEARS THROAT) Ah.
_________________________________

(MAN SHOUTING IN GERMAN)
_________________________________

(CHICKENS CLUCKING)
_________________________________

(GREETS IN GERMAN)
_________________________________

(CHILDREN SHOUTING PLAYFULLY)
_________________________________

-(WHIMPERS)

-WOMAN: Corrine, come here!
_________________________________

(GIRL GASPING)
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

-Boo.

-(KERMIT SCREAMS)
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

What just happened?
_________________________________

(WOMAN SPEAKING GERMAN)
_________________________________

(IN ENGLISH) What?
_________________________________

Wait a second.
_________________________________

(ALL CLAMORING)
_________________________________

Hold on, hold on!

There must be some mistake!
_________________________________

Don't you know me? I'm Kermit the Frog!
_________________________________

Silence, Constantine. The game is up.
_________________________________

Who?
_________________________________

(GASPS AND SCREAMS)
_________________________________

No, no! Wait a minute!

I'm Kermit the Frog!
_________________________________

Guys, this is a mistake!

I'm telling you! (SCREAMS)
_________________________________

Hey, hey! Hello! Somebody!
_________________________________

-Open up!

-(SIREN BLARING)
_________________________________

I'm an Amphibian-American!
_________________________________

It's not easy being mean.
_________________________________

(SNICKERING)
_________________________________

FAWN: Look out!
_________________________________

Runaway bunny!
_________________________________

(BOTH GASP)
_________________________________

No!
_________________________________

-Got you!

-Thanks, Tink.
_________________________________

No problem, Fawn.
_________________________________

Come on, little guy.

It's still a long way to the Winter Woods.
_________________________________

Oh, you're taking the animals today?
_________________________________

Trying to.
_________________________________

It's time for them to cross the border,
_________________________________

but this little guy is a handful.
_________________________________

Hey, uh, how about if I help?
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Slow down! Slow down!
_________________________________

-Need some help?

-Nope. Doing fine.
_________________________________

FAWN: That lost thing really is handy.
_________________________________

Yeah.
_________________________________

Heel, Hoppy, heel! Slow down!
_________________________________

(YELLING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

Wow.
_________________________________

(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

Oh, don't be scared, little fellow.
_________________________________

We'll let the weasels go first.
_________________________________

Come on. Come on.

(STRAINING) Come on!
_________________________________

So, how far do we take the animals in?
_________________________________

-Uh, Tink, we don't cross the border.

-Huh?
_________________________________

We just help the animals cross.
_________________________________

But I thought Animal Fairies

got to cross with the animals.
_________________________________

Tink, it's freezing over there.
_________________________________

Besides, no Warm Fairies

are allowed in the Winter Woods.
_________________________________

Just like Winter Fairies

aren't allowed over here.
_________________________________

Who made up that rule?
_________________________________

I think it was the Lord of Winter.
_________________________________

Winter has a lord?
_________________________________

All right, guys. You ready?

_________________________________

(CHATTERING)
_________________________________

-Wow.

-Pretty great, huh?
_________________________________

It's incredible.
_________________________________

FAWN: They get their winter coats

to protect them from the cold.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Your turn. Go on.
_________________________________

Go on, now. Follow your brothers.
_________________________________

(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

(GIGGLES)
_________________________________

Bye-bye!
_________________________________

All right, big guy. (GASPS)
_________________________________

-(SNORING)

-Oh, no.
_________________________________

No hibernating yet.
_________________________________

-You do that in winter!

-(YAWNS)
_________________________________

Come on. Come on!
_________________________________

Wake up. Wake up.
_________________________________

Oh...
_________________________________

Come on.
_________________________________

-(SNORING)

-Wake up.
_________________________________

Rise and shine.
_________________________________

Ooh!
_________________________________

(SHIVERS)
_________________________________

Ooh!
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Oh...
_________________________________

FAWN: Tink!
_________________________________

Tink!
_________________________________

-Tinker Bell!

-What?
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Oh, Tink! I told you,

we're not allowed to cross.
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Your wings.
_________________________________

I know!
_________________________________

They were sparkling.
_________________________________

They're freezing!
_________________________________

We'd better get you

to a Healing Talent Fairy.
_________________________________

-But...

-Come on.

_________________________________

(MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________

(BUZZES)
_________________________________

May I help you?
_________________________________

How much longer?
_________________________________

I told you,

a rainbow collision is not an emergency.
_________________________________

But the purple's starting to itch.
_________________________________

Take a seat.
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(BUZZES)
_________________________________

Oh. Snapdragon, right?
_________________________________

Mmm-hmm.
_________________________________

Not an emergency. Plant it over there.
_________________________________

Thank you.
_________________________________

IRIDESSA: Hurry, girls.

What if we're too late?
_________________________________

(CLEARING THROAT)
_________________________________

-Oh. Sorry. Do you know...

-Window.
_________________________________

(BUZZING)
_________________________________

-Uh, uh, uh, uh!

-(BUZZING STOPS)
_________________________________

Patient's name?
_________________________________

ALL: Tinker Bell.
_________________________________

Oh, yes. The border crosser. She's...
_________________________________

Frozen solid?
_________________________________

-Room two.

-ROSETTA: Oh, my.
_________________________________

-SILVERMIST: Thank you.

-Mmm-hmm.
_________________________________

IRIDESSA: This way!

ROSETTA: Come on, girls. Hurry.
_________________________________

IRIDESSA: She's right over here.

Room two.
_________________________________

-There she is.

-IRIDESSA: Tink!
_________________________________

We got here as quick as we could.
_________________________________

We did have to stop at reception.
_________________________________

-Did you really cross?

-(SHUSHES)
_________________________________

Well, did you?
_________________________________

Shh!
_________________________________

-Hmm...

-Whoa.
_________________________________

ALL: Shh!
_________________________________

Mmm-hmm.
_________________________________

Okay. You're all warmed up.

Let's test your wings.
_________________________________

Oh. Sure.
_________________________________

Open.
_________________________________

Mmm. Close.
_________________________________

And try a little flap.
_________________________________

A flutter.
_________________________________

Can you give me a flitter?
_________________________________

Okay. Well, I don't see anything

unusual. Your wings appear to be fine.
_________________________________

(ALL SIGH IN RELIEF)
_________________________________

But what about the sparkling?
_________________________________

It must have been the light

reflecting off the snow.
_________________________________

-But...

-You should have never
_________________________________

crossed the border.
_________________________________

Winter is too cold

for our Warm Fairy wings.
_________________________________

Now, to be safe,

I want you to take two sunflower seeds
_________________________________

and come back if there is any problem.
_________________________________

-Thank you.

-Mmm-hmm.
_________________________________

We were worried, Tink.
_________________________________

Oh! You are so lucky

nothing happened to your wings.
_________________________________

Can you imagine?
_________________________________

But something did happen.

They sparkled!
_________________________________

But you heard her. It was just the light

reflecting off the snow.
_________________________________

No, it wasn't. They actually lit up.
_________________________________

It was brighter than a thousand fireflies.
_________________________________

You saw it. Didn't you, Fawn?
_________________________________

No.
_________________________________

You don't believe me?
_________________________________

Who... Um...
_________________________________

Uh... No?
_________________________________

Look, you guys, it happened. It felt like...
_________________________________

-Like...

-Like what?
_________________________________

Like the Winter Woods was calling me.
_________________________________

You know?
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
_________________________________

Not really.

(WHISPERING) Get the doctor.
_________________________________

TINKER BELL: Animal Fairy Books,

101 Uses for Pixie Dust...
_________________________________

Beauty and the Bees...
_________________________________

There's got to be a wing book

here somewhere.
_________________________________

Rules for Rainbow Riding. No, not that.
_________________________________

Huh? Hey.
_________________________________

Someone's been eating the books!
_________________________________

(GULPS)
_________________________________

Bookworms.
_________________________________

Oh. What's this?
_________________________________

Ah!
_________________________________

Light reading.
_________________________________

Dustology, windology...
_________________________________

A-ha!
_________________________________

Wingology. That's got to have it.
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS IN SURPRISE)
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

Got you!
_________________________________

Ahem.
_________________________________

Sorry.
_________________________________

Mmm-hmm.
_________________________________

Okay, let's see.
_________________________________

Wing care. Wing washing. Wing tips.
_________________________________

"Don't get them wet."

Everybody knows that.
_________________________________

Sizes, shapes, flapping, fluttering.
_________________________________

(GASPS) Sparkling! I knew it!
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

(GRUNTS IN ANNOYANCE)
_________________________________

Sorry. Found it!
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

Oh, no.
_________________________________

Thanks a lot.
_________________________________

Hmm.
_________________________________

Okay.
_________________________________

"Sparkling wings.

When a most incredible...
_________________________________

"...that the sparkle... there were two."
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

"That the sparkle... There were two."
_________________________________

Two wings? Two feet?

(SIGHS) Two what?
_________________________________

-Psst.

-Oh!
_________________________________

-Yes?

-Hey.
_________________________________

Do you know anything

about sparkling wings?
_________________________________

No. The bookworm ate that page.
_________________________________

Yeah, I know.
_________________________________

But the Keeper does.
_________________________________

The Keeper? Who's the Keeper?
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

He writes the books.

He is the keeper of all fairy knowledge.
_________________________________

That's perfect. Is he here?

I have to talk to him.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING) I would give anything

to talk to him. But you can't.
_________________________________

Why not?
_________________________________

Because he's a Winter Fairy.
_________________________________

In order to talk to him, you would have

to go to the Winter Woods.
_________________________________

And that's impossible.

Your wings will freeze and...
_________________________________

Chapter 16.
_________________________________

Hmm. The Winter Woods.
_________________________________
(ELECTRONIC WHIZZING)
_________________________________
(BLEEPING AND BUZZING)
_________________________________
-Oh, hello.
-Hello.
_________________________________
A Volkswagen Karmann Ghia
has no radiator.
_________________________________
That's because it's air-cooled.
_________________________________
Great. I'm Agent Shiftwell.
Holley Shiftwell from the Tokyo station.
_________________________________
-I have a message from London.
-Not here.
_________________________________
Try the canapés on the mezzanine.
_________________________________
The lab boys analyzed the photo I sent?
What did they learn about the camera?
_________________________________
It appears to be
a standard television camera.
_________________________________
They said if you could get closer
photos next time that would be great.
_________________________________
This was London's message?
_________________________________
Oh, no. No, sir.
_________________________________
The oil platforms you were on,
_________________________________
turns out they're sitting on
the biggest oil reserve in the world.
_________________________________
How did we miss that?
_________________________________
They've scrambled
everyone's satellites.
_________________________________
The Americans discovered it
just before you did.
_________________________________
They placed an agent on that platform
under deep cover.
_________________________________
He was able to get a photo of the car
who's running the entire operation.
_________________________________
Great.
_________________________________
Who is it?
Has anyone seen the photo yet?
_________________________________
Nope, not yet.
_________________________________
The American is here tonight
to pass it to you.
_________________________________
He'll signal you when he's ready.
_________________________________
Good, good.
_________________________________
Oh, no.
_________________________________
-What is it?
-Change of plan.
_________________________________
-You're meeting the American.
-What? Me?
_________________________________
Those thugs down there
were on the oil platform.
_________________________________
If they see me,
the mission is compromised.
_________________________________
No, I'm technical. I'm in diagnostics.
I'm... I'm not a field agent.
_________________________________
You are now.
_________________________________
(WHISTLING)
_________________________________
I'll take one of them. Thank you.
_________________________________
Never know which one McQueen
will have a hankering for.
_________________________________
Hey. What you got here that's free?
How about that pistachio ice cream?
_________________________________
-No, no, wasabi.
-Same old same old.
_________________________________
What's up with you?
That looks delicious!
_________________________________
Er...little more, please.
It is free, right?
_________________________________
Keep it coming. A little more.
_________________________________
Come on, let's go. It's free.
_________________________________
You're gettin' there. Scoop, scoop.
_________________________________
There ya go!
Now that's a scoop of ice cream!
_________________________________
(IN JAPANESE)
_________________________________
My condolences.
_________________________________
And now our last competitor.
_________________________________
Number 95, Lightning McQueen!
_________________________________
Ka-chow!
_________________________________
Thank you so much for having us,
Sir Axlerod.
_________________________________
I really look forward to racing.
This is a great opportunity.
_________________________________
Oh, the pleasure is all ours, Lightning.
_________________________________
You and your team bring
excellence and professionalism
_________________________________
to this competition.
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Somebody get me water! Aah!
_________________________________
Oh, sweet relief. Sweet relief.
_________________________________
(MUTTERING)
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
Whatever you do,
do not eat the free pistachio ice cream.
_________________________________
It has turned.
_________________________________
-(VOICE ECHOES)
-Sir Axlerod, I can explain.
_________________________________
-This is Mater. He's...
-I know him.
_________________________________
This is the bloke that called in
to the television show.
_________________________________
-You're the one I have to thank.
-No, thank you.
_________________________________
This trip's been amazin'.
_________________________________
Ah. He's a little excited, isn't he?
_________________________________
-Mater!
-But wait, I... Oh, shoot.
_________________________________
-Mater.
-Has anyone got a towel?
_________________________________
Mater, get a hold of yourself.
You're making a scene!
_________________________________
-But I never leak oil. Never.
-Go take care of yourself right now!
_________________________________
Comin' through! Leakin' oil.
Where's the bathroom? Thank you.
_________________________________
I gotta go. Oh, er...
_________________________________
Er...
_________________________________
-(SCREAMING)
-Sorry, ladies.
_________________________________
I'm leakin'. I never leak. I never leak.
_________________________________
I never leak, I never leak, I never leak.
_________________________________
Oh, oh, I never leak. Oooh!
_________________________________
I never leak, I never leak, never...
_________________________________
Wow-wee!
_________________________________
(JAUNTY PIPED MUSIC)
_________________________________
What in the...?
_________________________________
(SPEAKS JAPANESE)
_________________________________
Hey, that tickles!
_________________________________
(SPEAKS JAPANESE)
_________________________________
(GIGGLES)
_________________________________
Waaargh!
_________________________________
Okay, McMissile. I'm here.
It's time for the drop.
_________________________________
(BEEPING)
_________________________________
Okay, so, the American has activated
his tracking beacon.
_________________________________
Roger that. Move in.
_________________________________
Stop! Hey!
_________________________________
(GIGGLES)
_________________________________
(SPEAKS JAPANESE)
_________________________________
(BLEEPING)
_________________________________
-Oh, you've got to be joking.
-What's the problem?
_________________________________
-He's in the loo.
-So, go in!
_________________________________
-I can't go into the men's loo!
-Time is of the essence.
_________________________________
All right.
_________________________________
Oh! Whatever you do,
I would not go in there!
_________________________________
Hey! A Gremlin and a Pacer!
_________________________________
No offense to your makes and models,
_________________________________
but you break down harder
than my cousin Betsy
_________________________________
after she got left at the altar!
_________________________________
What the...? Whoa. Are you okay?
_________________________________
-I'm fine.
-Hey! Tow truck!
_________________________________
We'd like to get to our private business
here, if you don't mind.
_________________________________
Oh, yeah, sorry.
_________________________________
Don't let me get in the way
of your private business.
_________________________________
Oh, a little advice. When you hear
a giggle and see that waterfall,
_________________________________
you best press that green button.
_________________________________
-Thank you.
-It's to adjust the temperature.
_________________________________
-Got it.
-And it's in Celsius, not Fahrenheit.
_________________________________
BOTH: Get out of here!
_________________________________
All right, then. And when she starts
gigglin', prepare to be squirted.
_________________________________
'Scuse me, ma'am. (BACKFIRES)
_________________________________
Dad-gum pistachio ice cream.
_________________________________
-This cannot be him.
-FINN: Is he American?
_________________________________
Look out, ladies.
Mater's fittin' to get funky.
_________________________________
-Extremely.
-Then it's him.
_________________________________
-Hello.
-Well, hello.
_________________________________
A Volkswagen Karmann Ghia
has no radiator.
_________________________________
Well, of course it doesn't.
That's 'cause it's air-cooled.
_________________________________
Perfect.
Erm...I'm from the Tokyo Station.
_________________________________
'Course, Karmann Ghias
weren't the only ones.
_________________________________
Besides the Beetles, you had Type 3
Squarebacks with the Pancake motors.
_________________________________
-Yeah, okay. I get it.
-And before both of them
_________________________________
there's the Type 2 buses.
_________________________________
-My buddy Fillmore's one of them.
-Listen!
_________________________________
Erm... We should find somewhere
more private.
_________________________________
Gee, don't you think that's a little...?
_________________________________
You're right. Impossible to know
which areas here are compromised.
_________________________________
-So, when can I see you again?
-Well, let's see.
_________________________________
-Tomorrow I'll be out there at the races.
-Got it.
_________________________________
We'll rendezvous then.
_________________________________
-There you are. Where have you been?
-What's a "rendezvous"?
_________________________________
-Er... It's like a date.
-A date?
_________________________________
Mater, what's going on?
_________________________________
What's going on is
I got me a date tomorrow.
_________________________________
-(SPEAKS ITALIAN)
-Guido don't believe you.
_________________________________
Believe it.
My new girlfriend just said so.
_________________________________
Hey, there she is. Hey! Hey, lady!
_________________________________
See you tomorrow!
_________________________________
-(SPEAKS ITALIAN)
-Guido still don't believe you.
_________________________________

MANNY: And so, in the end,
_________________________________

the little burro reached his mommy,
_________________________________

and they lived happily ever after.
_________________________________

(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________

-Good job.

-BEAVER GIRL: Question.
_________________________________

Why does the burro go home?
_________________________________

Why doesn't he stay with the rabbits?
_________________________________

Because... Because he wanted

to be with his family.
_________________________________

I think he should go with the girl burro.
_________________________________

That's a better love story.
_________________________________

Okay. Well, when you tell
your burro story, that's what he'll do.
_________________________________

"Burro" is a demeaning name.
_________________________________

Technically it's called a "wild ass."
_________________________________

Fine.

The wild ass boy came home
_________________________________

to his wild ass mother.
_________________________________

-See, that's why I called it a burro!

-(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

Could the burro have a grazing problem?
_________________________________

That would make him more relatable.
_________________________________

-Boring!

-It's not believable.
_________________________________

-JAMES: Do burros eat their young?

-It's not a very satisfying ending.
_________________________________

Sometimes I throw up.
_________________________________

"They lived happily ever after."
_________________________________

You can't get more satisfying than that.
_________________________________

One big, happy family.
_________________________________

That's the way it's supposed to be.
_________________________________

Then where's your big, happy family?
_________________________________

Then the hungry tiger

ate the pesky little kids. (ROARS)
_________________________________

-(ALL SCREAMING)

-GIRL 2: Mommy!
_________________________________

-You okay, buddy?

-Sure. Why not?
_________________________________

-I just thought you...

-Story time's over. The end.
_________________________________

BOY 1: Get out of the way!

BOY 2: Run for your live!
_________________________________

-Hey, watch it.

-Where's everybody going?
_________________________________

-The world's coming to an end!

-What are you talking about?
_________________________________

Fast Tony.

He says the world's gonna flood!
_________________________________

Folks, I hold in my hands
a device so powerful,

_________________________________

it can actually pull air
_________________________________

right out of the sky!
_________________________________

-FEMALE MAMMAL: Right.

-(CHUCKLING) Gather around.
_________________________________

Gather around.
_________________________________

Pardon me, do you have gills, ma'am?
_________________________________

Uh-uh.
_________________________________

-So you can't breathe underwater?

-Uh-uh.
_________________________________

Aha! My assistant here will demonstrate.
_________________________________

(SNUFFLING)

Hey! I can smell the ocean!
_________________________________

Oh! What are you doing?
_________________________________

I can't sell that now.
_________________________________

You suck air through your mouth,

you moron!
_________________________________

Through its tensile design

and sturdy construction,
_________________________________

he'll have plenty of air for eons to come!
_________________________________

-(PANTING)

-Of course, results may vary.
_________________________________

Hey!
_________________________________

Why are you scaring
everybody with this doomsday stuff?
_________________________________

(LAUGHING) I'm trying to make
a living here, pal.

_________________________________

It's all part of my accu-weather forecast.
_________________________________

The five-day outlook is calling

for intense flooding followed by
_________________________________

-the end of the world!

-(ALL GASPING)
_________________________________

And a slight chance of patchy sunshine
later in the week.
_________________________________

Come on, don't listen to him.
_________________________________

Fast Tony would sell his own mother
for a grape.
_________________________________

Are you making an offer?
_________________________________

I mean, no, I would not.
_________________________________

Haven't you heard? The ice is melting.
_________________________________

You see this ground? It's covered in ice.
_________________________________

A thousand years ago,

it was covered in ice.
_________________________________

A thousand years from now,
_________________________________

it will still be ice.
_________________________________

AARDVARK DAD: Say, buddy...
_________________________________

Not to cast aspersions
on your survival instincts or nothing,
_________________________________

but haven't mammoths

pretty much gone extinct?
_________________________________

-What are you talking about?

-I'm talking about you...
_________________________________

being the last of your kind.
_________________________________

Ah, your breath smells like ants.
_________________________________

(EXHALES) Whoo!
_________________________________

Be that as it may,
_________________________________

when's the last time

you saw another mammoth?
_________________________________

Ah, don't pay any attention
to him, Manny.

_________________________________

Mammoths can't go extinct.
_________________________________

They're the biggest things on Earth.
_________________________________

Well, what about the dinosaurs?
_________________________________

The dinosaurs got cocky.
_________________________________

-They made enemies.

-MACRAUCHENIA: Look!
_________________________________

Some idiot's

going down the Eviscerator!
_________________________________

Oh, please tell me it's not our idiot.
_________________________________

SID: Okay. I'm gonna jump
on the count of three!

_________________________________

-One, two...

-DIEGO: Sid?
_________________________________

Sid, don't move a muscle!

We're coming up!
_________________________________

ALL: (CHANTING) Jump! Jump! Jump!
_________________________________

-Jump! Jump! Jump! Sorry.

-Jump! Jump! Jump!
_________________________________

Two and 3/1,000th.
_________________________________

-Two and 4/1,000th.

-MANNY: Sid!
_________________________________

What are you doing?
Get down from there!
_________________________________

No way! I'm gonna be
the first to jump off the Eviscerator
_________________________________

and then you guys are gonna have

to start showing me some respect.
_________________________________

You jump off this, the only respect

you're gonna get is respect for the dead.
_________________________________

Come on, Manny. He's not that stupid.
_________________________________

-But I've been wrong before.

-Geronimo... Oh!
_________________________________

(BOTH GRUNTING)
_________________________________

-(SID SCREAMING)

-Hey, watch it!
_________________________________

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh!
_________________________________

SID: (MUFFLED) I can't breathe.
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

I think I just coughed up my spleen.
_________________________________

-(GROANS)

-(ICE CRACKING)
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

Uh, Diego?
_________________________________

-Retract the claws, please.

-Oh. Right. Sorry.
_________________________________

If I didn't know you better, Diego,
_________________________________

I'd think you were afraid of the water.
_________________________________

Okay! Okay!

Good thing I know you better.
_________________________________

MANNY: Guys.
_________________________________

Fast Tony was right.
_________________________________

Everything is melting.
_________________________________

It's all gonna flood.
_________________________________

Come on. We gotta warn them.
_________________________________

Hmm. Maybe we can
rapidly evolve into water creatures.

_________________________________

That's genius, Sid.
_________________________________

Call me "Squid."
_________________________________

Eesh! This whole thing's a piece of junk.
_________________________________

I can't believe I live here.
_________________________________

-(ICE RUMBLING)

-What?
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Forget reeds!

That is so five minutes ago.
_________________________________

I present you with this

revolutionary gizmo we call bark!
_________________________________

It's so buoyant, it actually floats!
_________________________________

-I'll show you something that floats.

-(BOTH LAUGHING)
_________________________________

All right. It's your funeral.
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

You see?
This is exactly what I'm talking about!

_________________________________

Giant balls of furry lava the size

of mammoths raining from the sky!
_________________________________

-Ah, go suck air through a reed!

-(MAMMALS LAUGHING)
_________________________________

We gotta listen to him.

He's right about the flood.
_________________________________

I am? I mean, uh, yes, I am.
_________________________________

Wait a minute.

You're the one who said
_________________________________

there wasn't going to be a flood.
_________________________________

-Why should we listen to you?

-Because we saw what's up there.
_________________________________

The dam's gonna break.

The entire valley's gonna flood.
_________________________________

(ALL LAUGHING)
_________________________________

LONE GUNSLINGER VULTURE:

Flood's real, all right.
_________________________________

And it's coming fast.
_________________________________

Look around. You're in a bowl.
_________________________________

Bowl's gonna fill up. Ain't no way out.
_________________________________

(GASPS) What are we gonna do?
_________________________________

Unless, you can
make it to the end of the valley.

_________________________________

There's a boat. It can save you.
_________________________________

I don't see anything.
_________________________________

But, y'all better hurry.
_________________________________

Ground's meltin', walls tumblin',

rocks crumblin'.
_________________________________

Survive that,

and you'll be racing the water,
_________________________________

'cause in three days' time,
_________________________________

it's gonna hit the geyser fields.
_________________________________

-Boom!

-(ALL SCREAM)
_________________________________

LONE GUNSLINGER VULTURE:

There is some good news, though.
_________________________________

The more of you die, the better I eat.
_________________________________

-(ALL GASPING)

-I didn't say it was good news for you.
_________________________________

Ooh. He must have been
a pleasure to have in class.
_________________________________

(ICE CRACKING)
_________________________________

(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________

TAPIR: Run!
_________________________________

Dam!
_________________________________

All right. You heard the scary vulture.
_________________________________

Let's move out.
_________________________________

Manny, you really think there's a boat?
_________________________________

I don't know.

But in a few days this place
_________________________________

is gonna be a mile underwater.
_________________________________

If there's any hope, it's that way.
_________________________________

Manny, let's go!
_________________________________

VULTURE: We got an overturned

glyptodon in the far light lane.
_________________________________

Traffic backed up as far

as the eye can see.
_________________________________

Ooh, and it looks like

there might be a fatality.
_________________________________

-(SLURPS)

-I call the dark meat!
_________________________________

Come on, everybody. Let's go.

Come on. Come, come, come. Get in.
_________________________________

Whoop!
_________________________________

-(ALL GRUNTING)

-Come on, Grandpa. Come on!
_________________________________

-We have to go.

-Well, I'm not leaving!
_________________________________

I was born in this hole,

and I'll die in this hole!
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)

Do we have to bring this crap?
_________________________________

I'm sure there's crap where we're going.
_________________________________

Ah! This was a gift from my mother.
_________________________________

-Okay. Keep it moving. Keep it moving.

-Manny, Manny!
_________________________________

(STAMMERS) I've just heard

you're going extinct. Mmm!
_________________________________

Hey, if you ever master hygiene,
_________________________________

try working on sensitively.
_________________________________

I'm not going extinct!
_________________________________

Kids, look! The last mammoth.
_________________________________

Wow!
_________________________________

Well, you probably
won't see another one of those again.
_________________________________

See?
_________________________________

Okay. One, two, three...
Where is James?

_________________________________

(GIGGLING)
_________________________________

(GIGGLING)
_________________________________

-(SCREAMS)

-(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

(SNIFFING)
_________________________________

(STU BREATHING)
_________________________________

(STU GASPS)
_________________________________

Stu! Come on, Stu!
_________________________________

Let's blow this ice cube stand.

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

Stu!
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Folks! Be the first in the valley

to have your very own mobile home!
_________________________________

(GROWLING)
_________________________________

(SNIFFING)
_________________________________

(SQUAWKS)
_________________________________

(GROWLS)
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

(YELLS)
_________________________________

(BLUBBERING)
_________________________________

(BLUBBERING)
_________________________________

(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

(SNIFFING)
_________________________________

(INHALES)
_________________________________

(WHINES)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(GASPING)
_________________________________

(ICE BLOCK FALLS)
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

(GASPING)
_________________________________

Uh-oh. (YELLS)
_________________________________

(WHINING)

_________________________________

(ALL VOCALIZING IN HARMONY)
_________________________________

(MAN SNORING)
_________________________________

(BISHOP CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________

Your Majesty, the gloves.
_________________________________

(BREATHES DEEPLY)
_________________________________

(CHANTING PRAYER)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Queen Elsa of Arendelle.
_________________________________

ALL: Queen Elsa of Arendelle!
_________________________________

(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
-I got to admit, you tricked us real good.
-And we don't like being tricked.
_________________________________
-(CHUCKLES)
-ACER: What's so funny?
_________________________________
Well, I was just wearing a disguise.
You guys are stuck looking like that.
_________________________________
Allinol? Thanks, fellas.
I hear this stuff is good for you.
_________________________________
So you think.
_________________________________
Allinol by itself is good for you.
_________________________________
(WHIRRING)
_________________________________
But after microscopic examination
_________________________________
I have found
that it has one small weakness.
_________________________________
When hit with
an electromagnetic pulse,
_________________________________
it becomes extremely dangerous.
_________________________________
Smile for the camera.
_________________________________
Is that all you want? I got a whole act.
_________________________________
You were very interested in this camera
on the oil platform.
_________________________________
Now, you will witness
what it really does.
_________________________________
-Whatever you say, Professor.
-You talked up a lot of cars last night.
_________________________________
-Which one's your associate?
-Your mother.
_________________________________
Oh, no, I'm sorry, it was your sister.
I can't tell them apart these days.
_________________________________
Could I start it now, Professor Z?
_________________________________
ZÜNDAPP: Go 50% power.
_________________________________
(WHIRRING)
_________________________________
This camera is actually
an electromagnetic pulse emitter.
_________________________________
What about her? Did you give it to her?
_________________________________
The allinol is now heating to a boil,
_________________________________
dramatically expanding, causing the
engine block to crack under the stress,
_________________________________
forcing oil
into the combustion chamber.
_________________________________
How about him? Did you talk to him?
_________________________________
What do I care?
I can replace an engine block.
_________________________________
You may be able to,
but after full impact of the pulse...
_________________________________
unfortunately...
there will be nothing to replace.
_________________________________
ACER: How about him?
Does he have it?
_________________________________
That's him. He's the one.
_________________________________
-Roger that, Professor Z.
-No!
_________________________________
Yes, sir.
_________________________________
We believe the infiltrator has passed
along sensitive information.
_________________________________
I will take care of it
before any damage can be done.
_________________________________
The project is still on schedule.
_________________________________
You will find the second agent
and kill him.
_________________________________
(WHIRRING)
_________________________________

(MUPPETS TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
_________________________________

Has anyone seen Kermit?
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

It's 15 minutes to curtain.
_________________________________

Hi, guys. Look, it's Kermit,

just back from his afternoon stroll.
_________________________________

Hi-lo! I am Kermit.
_________________________________

-What...

-Hmm.
_________________________________

DOMINIC: He's got a cold.

That's why his voice
_________________________________

sounds a little bit different
at the moment.
_________________________________

-(ALL AGREEING)

-(COUGHS)
_________________________________

See? Just calm down. Just relax.
_________________________________

-You are right. Dominic is terrific!

-Aw.
_________________________________

From now on,
let's do whatever he says. Hmm?
_________________________________

ALL: All right. Yeah.
_________________________________

Wow, that walk must have really helped.
_________________________________

Miss Pig, I have wronged you.
_________________________________

I humbly beg your forgiveness.
_________________________________

You're not getting off that easy, bucko.
_________________________________

Come on, Foo Foo. (HARRUMPHS)
_________________________________

(SNIFFING) Bad frog! Bad frog!
_________________________________

(YELLING)
_________________________________

What is this? Let go, dog!
_________________________________

Animal, stop it!
_________________________________

Kermit has agreed that Dominic

is right all the time, man.
_________________________________

DOMINIC: Good.
_________________________________

So, now that Kermit agrees

with me on everything...
_________________________________

-I am Kermit.

-Definitely.
_________________________________

Let's go and hang out backstage, yeah?
_________________________________

Okay, all right.
_________________________________

Come, little friend.
_________________________________

Let us get on with the show
and enjoy our family-style adventure
_________________________________

during which we shall bond

and learn heartwarming lesson.
_________________________________

Perhaps about sharing,

or waiting your turn,
_________________________________

or the number three. Hmm?
_________________________________

Um...
_________________________________

Right, Kermit. Uh...
_________________________________

Sure.
_________________________________

Flawlessly executed. Bravo.
_________________________________

What did you expect from

world's most dangerous frog
_________________________________

and number one criminal, Number Two?
_________________________________

Yeah, I know.
You're number one, I'm number two.
_________________________________

I think you mentioned that before.
_________________________________

Now that we control
the Muppet tour, Number Two,
_________________________________

phase one of our plan is complete.
_________________________________

We are now positioned
to carry out greatest...
_________________________________

(MUMBLING)
_________________________________

Burgle...
_________________________________

Blurgh-el... Burgle...
_________________________________

-"Burglary."

-Yes.
_________________________________

...of all time, and pin it

on those gullible Muppets,
_________________________________

who will spend the rest
of their miserable lives behind bars.
_________________________________

-Hmm.

-Tonight,
_________________________________

we steal the painting
_________________________________

and then we'll have all we need
_________________________________

to steal the unstealable,
the Crown Jewels of England.
_________________________________

Ensuring that my name

goes down in history
_________________________________

as the greatest thief of all time!
_________________________________

You mean our names, right?
_________________________________

Of course.
_________________________________

My name first, then spacebar,

spacebar, spacebar, your name.
_________________________________

DOMINIC: Sure.
_________________________________

(SINGING) I'm number one
You're number two

_________________________________
We're criminals at large
But I'm at larger than you
_________________________________

I'm number one
_________________________________

You're number two
_________________________________

I believe in equality
_________________________________

As long as you get less than me

_________________________________
-I'm one

-You're one

_________________________________
You're number two

_________________________________
I'm number two.
_________________________________

You may think that you're smarter

_________________________________
But I'm smarterer than you

_________________________________
I'm number one
You're number two

_________________________________
You're lucky to be number two
_________________________________

-Not number three

-(GROANS)
_________________________________

I can see by the look in your eye
_________________________________

You want to get a bigger
piece of the pie
_________________________________

One day you'll get your chance

_________________________________
But in the meantime

_________________________________
You've got to dance, monkey, dance!

_________________________________
Really? I hate dancing.
_________________________________

Do it!
_________________________________

Dance, monkey, dance!

_________________________________
Ha-ha!
_________________________________

(CONSTANTINE GRUNTING)
_________________________________

I'm number two
He's number one
_________________________________

I can't believe
I'm working for an amphibian
_________________________________

I'm number two
He's number one
_________________________________

I'm number one!
_________________________________

You know life's gone to the dogs
_________________________________

When your boss is a frog
_________________________________

I can see it's just a matter of time
_________________________________

Before he's gone
_________________________________

And I'm at the front of the line
_________________________________

It won't be long till I get my chance
_________________________________

But in the meantime
_________________________________

I've got to dance, monkey, dance
_________________________________

Dance, monkey, dance
_________________________________

Now, watch me.
_________________________________

Ha-ha!
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

-I'm number one

-He's number one

_________________________________
-You're number two

-I'm number two

_________________________________
That's it, kid
There you go

_________________________________
Now step aside
This ain't your show

_________________________________
-I'm one

-"I'm One"

_________________________________
I'm number one

_________________________________
Yes, we know
_________________________________

-I'm...

-He's...
_________________________________

BOTH: Number One!

_________________________________
That's how it's done.
_________________________________

-(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

-(DOOR OPENS)
_________________________________

15 seconds to curtain... Kermit?
_________________________________

Sure.
_________________________________

Uh... Okay.
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Have you studied your Kermit tapes yet?
_________________________________

Of course not. This is child's play

for frog of my talent. (GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

(PEOPLE TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
_________________________________

ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen,

please welcome...
_________________________________

"Study Kermit tapes." Nonsense.
_________________________________

It's...
_________________________________

Oh, no.
_________________________________

Uh...
_________________________________

(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Kermit! Introduce the show.
_________________________________

-(GRUNTS)

-(AUDIENCE GASPING)
_________________________________

(STAMMERING)
_________________________________

It's the Muppet Show!
_________________________________

With our very special guest star,

Christoph Waltz!
_________________________________

Yay!
_________________________________

What is happening? Why am I flying?
_________________________________

Whoa. (SCREAMS)
_________________________________

-(GROANS)

-(ALL GASP)
_________________________________

-What the...

-We gotta do something!
_________________________________

(STAMMERING)
_________________________________

(SPEAKING IN GERMAN)
_________________________________

Please welcome our first act,
_________________________________

Herr Christoph Waltz dances the waltz!
_________________________________

(WALTZ PLAYING)
_________________________________

(ALL HUMMING)
_________________________________

-Darling, you set my world on fire.

-Oh!
_________________________________

Did somebody say "explosion"?
_________________________________

No! He says I set his world on fire.
_________________________________

There it is again!
_________________________________

(AUDIENCE EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

Wait for me! Please! Wait for me.
_________________________________

(LAUGHING MANICALLY)
_________________________________

(ALL GASP)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

One more!
_________________________________

SWEETUMS: Keep waltzing, Mr. Waltz!
_________________________________

Hey!
_________________________________

It was, uh, vertigo.
_________________________________

Not stage fright, if that's
what you're thinking, Number Two.
_________________________________

Sure.
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

DOMINIC: Colonel Thomas Blood.
_________________________________

Right, now to cover our tracks.
_________________________________

-(ALARM RINGING)

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

Let's get out of here!
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________
BRENT: Japan, land of the rising sun,
_________________________________
where ancient tradition
meets modern technology.
_________________________________
Welcome to the inaugural running
of the World Grand Prix.
_________________________________
I'm Brent Mustangburger
with racing legends
_________________________________
Darrell Cartrip and David Hobbscap.
_________________________________
There's never been a competition
like this before.
_________________________________
First, allinol, making its debut tonight
_________________________________
as the required fuel
for all these great champions.
_________________________________
Second, the course itself.
_________________________________
And it's like nothing
we've ever seen before.
_________________________________
David, how exactly
does this competition work?
_________________________________
All three of these street courses are
classic round-the-house racetracks.
_________________________________
This means that the LMP
and formula cars
_________________________________
should break out of the gate
in spectacular fashion.
_________________________________
Look for Francesco Bernoulli,
in particular, to lead early.
_________________________________
And with technical turns throughout,
GT and touring cars,
_________________________________
like Spain's Miguel Camino,
should make up ground
_________________________________
but I doubt it'll be enough
to stop Francesco
_________________________________
from absolutely running away with it.
_________________________________
Whoa, now. Hold your horsepower.
_________________________________
You forget the most important factor –
_________________________________
that early dirt track section
of the course.
_________________________________
The dirt is supposed to be
the equalizer in this race.
_________________________________
BRENT: French rally car Raoul ÇaRoule
_________________________________
is counting on a big boost
through there.
_________________________________
DARRELL: And don't forget
Lightning McQueen.
_________________________________
His mentor, the Hudson Hornet,
_________________________________
was one of the greatest
dirt track racers of all time.
_________________________________
In my opinion, McQueen is the best
all-around racer in this competition.
_________________________________
Really, Darrell, you need
to clean your windshield.
_________________________________
You're clearly not seeing this
for what it is: Francesco's race to lose.
_________________________________
BRENT: It's time to find out.
The racers are locking into the grid.
_________________________________
(ENGINES REV)
_________________________________
McQUEEN: Speed. I am speed.
_________________________________
(FRANCESCO LAUGHS)
_________________________________
Really? You are speed?
_________________________________
Then Francesco is triple speed.
_________________________________
Francesco is triple speed.
_________________________________
Ho-ho! Francesco likes-a this McQueen.
_________________________________
It's-a really getting him into the zone.
_________________________________
He is so getting beat today.
_________________________________
(CHATTER FROM PIT CREWS)
_________________________________
-Your suspension sets look good.
-Tire pressure is excellent!
_________________________________
-He's got plenty of fuel.
-And he's awesome.
_________________________________
(CHANTING)

_________________________________

(PLAYING LIVELY MUSIC)
_________________________________

(GUESTS LAUGHING AND CHATTING)
_________________________________

-(MUSIC CEASES)

-(APPLAUSE)
_________________________________

Queen Elsa of Arendelle.
_________________________________

Princess Anna of Arendelle.
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

-(GIGGLES)

-(CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________

Oh. Here? Are you sure?
_________________________________

Because I don't think I'm supposed to...
_________________________________

Oh. Okay.
_________________________________

(ANNA CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________

Hi.
_________________________________

"Hi" me? Oh...
_________________________________

Um... Hi.
_________________________________

You look beautiful.
_________________________________

Thank you. (CHUCKLES)

You look beautiful-ler.
_________________________________

I mean, not "fuller."

You don't look fuller.
_________________________________

But more beautiful.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Thank you.
_________________________________

So...
_________________________________

This is what a party looks like.
_________________________________

It's warmer than I thought.
_________________________________

What is that amazing smell?
_________________________________

(BOTH SNIFFING)
_________________________________

BOTH: Chocolate.
(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

KAI: Your Majesty.
_________________________________

-The Duke of Weaseltown.

-"Weselton"!
_________________________________

Duke of Weselton, Your Majesty.
_________________________________

As your closest partner in

trade it seems only fitting
_________________________________

that I offer you
_________________________________

your first dance as queen.
_________________________________

One-two, and jump.
_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-(BOTH SNICKERING)
_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT) Uh...
_________________________________

Thank you. Only, I don't dance.
_________________________________

Oh...
_________________________________

-But my sister does.

-(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

-What?

-Oh! Lucky you.
_________________________________

Oh, I don't think...
_________________________________

DUKE: If you swoon, let me know.

I'll catch you.
_________________________________

Sorry.
_________________________________

Like an agile peacock.
_________________________________

-(WARBLING)

-Ow! Ow.
_________________________________

Speaking of, so great

to have the gates open.
_________________________________

Why did they shut them

in the first place?
_________________________________

Do you know the reason? Hmm?
_________________________________

-No.

-No.
_________________________________

-All right. Hang on!

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

They don't call me
_________________________________

the "Little Dipper" for nothing!
_________________________________

Oh-ho!
_________________________________

Like a chicken with the face

of a monkey, I fly.
_________________________________

DUKE: Let me know when you're ready
_________________________________

-for another round, Milady.

-(PANTING)
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Well, he was sprightly.
_________________________________

(GROANS)

Especially for a man in heels.
_________________________________

-Are you okay?

-(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

I've never been better. This is so nice.
_________________________________

I wish it could be like this all the time.
_________________________________

Me, too.
_________________________________

But it can't.
_________________________________

-Why not?

-It just can't.
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

Excuse me for a minute.
_________________________________

(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
_________________________________

(SNIFFLING)
_________________________________

-MAN: I'd be honored.

-(EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Glad I caught you.
_________________________________

Hans.
_________________________________

-(CHUCKLES)

-Oop.
_________________________________

(SOFT ORCHESTRAL

MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________

I often had a whole parlor

to myself to slide!
_________________________________

-Oh!

-Oops!
_________________________________

-Sorry.

-(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Your physique helps, I'm sure, too.
_________________________________

-(CHUCKLES)

-Ah.
_________________________________

(BOTH CHUCKLE)
_________________________________

What's this?
_________________________________

Uh, I was born with it.
_________________________________

Although, I dreamed

I was kissed by a troll.
_________________________________

I like it.
_________________________________

-Yeah, the whole thing.

-(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

You got it.
_________________________________

Okay, wait, wait.

So, you have how many brothers?
_________________________________

Twelve older brothers.
_________________________________

Three of them pretended I was

invisible, literally, for two years.
_________________________________

That's horrible.
_________________________________

It's what brothers do.
_________________________________

And sisters.
_________________________________

Elsa and I were really close

when we were little.
_________________________________

But then, one day, you just shut me out,
_________________________________

and I never knew why.
_________________________________

I would never shut you out.
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Okay, can I just say something crazy?
_________________________________

I love crazy.
_________________________________

All my life has been
A series of doors in my face
_________________________________

And then suddenly I bump into you
_________________________________

I was thinking the same thing,
because, like...
_________________________________

I've been searching my whole life
_________________________________

To find my own place
_________________________________

And maybe it's the party talking
_________________________________

-Or the chocolate fondue

-(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

But with you
_________________________________

But with you I found my place
_________________________________

I see your face
_________________________________

BOTH: And it's nothing like
I've ever known before

_________________________________
Love is an open
_________________________________

Door!

_________________________________
Love is an open

_________________________________
-Door

-Door
_________________________________

BOTH: Love is an open door
_________________________________

-With you

-With you
_________________________________

BOTH: Love is an open door
_________________________________

(BOTH SNICKER)
_________________________________

-(EXCLAIMS)

-(BOTH GRUNT)
_________________________________

-I mean, it's crazy

-What?
_________________________________

-We finish each other's

-Sandwiches
_________________________________

That's what I was gonna say!
_________________________________

I've never met someone
_________________________________

BOTH: Who thinks so much like me

_________________________________
Jinx! Jinx again!
_________________________________

Our mental synchronization
Can have but one explanation
_________________________________

-You

-And I
_________________________________

-Were

-Just
_________________________________

BOTH: Meant to be
_________________________________

-Say goodbye

-Say goodbye
_________________________________

BOTH: To the pain of the past
_________________________________

We don't have to feel it anymore
_________________________________

Love is an open door
_________________________________

Love is an open
_________________________________

-Door

-Door
_________________________________

BOTH: Life can be so much more
_________________________________

-With you

-With you
_________________________________

BOTH: Love is an open
_________________________________

-Door

-Door
_________________________________

-Can I say something crazy?

-(GIGGLES)
_________________________________

-Will you marry me?

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

Can I say something even crazier?
_________________________________

Yes!
_________________________________
-Why is he in the pits? He's so exposed.
-It's his cover.
_________________________________
One of the best I've seen, too.
Look at the detail on that rust.
_________________________________
It must have cost him a fortune.
_________________________________
-But why hasn't he contacted us yet?
-There's probably heat on him.
_________________________________
-Be patient.
-Right, of course.
_________________________________
-He'll signal us when he can.
-Then we find out who's behind all this.
_________________________________
BRENT: As they head into the palace
hairpin, Francesco builds an early lead.
_________________________________
DARRELL: Hang on, boys.
Here comes the dirt.
_________________________________
Slipping and sliding, baby.
_________________________________
MATER: McQueen,
it's time to make your move!
_________________________________
Get on the outside
and show 'im what Doc taught you.
_________________________________
10-4, Mater.
_________________________________
DAVID: Oh, boy! Francesco's brought
to a screeching halt!
_________________________________
BRENT: Lightning McQueen
is the first to take advantage.
_________________________________
And just like that, folks,
Francesco's lead is left in the dust.
_________________________________
McQUEEN: Nice call, Mater.
Keep it up.
_________________________________
DARRELL: Whoo-hoo!
_________________________________
McQueen looks happier than a roll bar
at a demolition derby!
_________________________________
BRENT: Everyone's jostling for position
as we hit the asphalt again.
_________________________________
Francesco lost a lot of momentum
in the dirt.
_________________________________
DAVID: He's got serious work ahead of
him if he wants to get back in this race.
_________________________________
BRENT: The racers hit the Rainbow
Bridge, with its 360-degree loop.
_________________________________
(ENGINES REVVING)
_________________________________
-ZÜNDAPP: It is time.
-Roger that.
_________________________________
DARRELL: Oh!
Miguel Camino has blown an engine!
_________________________________
BRENT: Very unusual, Darrell.
He's been so consistent all year.
_________________________________
-You gotta be kidding me.
-What is it?
_________________________________
-The tow truck from the bathroom.
-The bathroom?
_________________________________
The one the American agent
passed the device to.
_________________________________
-What about him?
-He's in the pits!
_________________________________
Not for long.
_________________________________
(BLEEPING)
_________________________________
-Hold on. I think I've got something.
-What is it?
_________________________________
The Pacer from the party last night.
_________________________________
I'm cross-referencing with the photos
from the oil derricks.
_________________________________
Yep. His VIN numbers match.
_________________________________
FINN: Anyone with him?
He won't be alone.
_________________________________
Conducting analysis on the target.
He's not the only one here.
_________________________________
Three, five... They're everywhere.
And they're all closing in on...
_________________________________
Oh, no! Finn? Finn, where are you?
_________________________________
FINN: Get him out of the pits. Now!
_________________________________
Wow! Some of them fellers
is really loud!
_________________________________
-HOLLEY: Can you hear me? Over.
-What?
_________________________________
Get out of the pit now! Do you hear me?
_________________________________
Hey. I know you! You're that girl
from the party last night.
_________________________________
You wanna do our date now?
_________________________________
Guys, too much chatter.
Let's keep this line clear.
_________________________________
BRENT: Smoke from number 10,
Clutchgoneski!
_________________________________
Ha-ha-ha!
_________________________________
HOLLEY: There's no time for
messing about! Get out of the pits!
_________________________________
Is there going to be cable where you is
so I can watch the rest of the race?
_________________________________
-HOLLEY: You're running out of time!
-They're coming. Get him out of there!
_________________________________
I'm trying. Get out now.
_________________________________
I usually like to have a proper detailin'
done before I meet a lady friend.
_________________________________
Huh?
_________________________________
-Finn McMissile! But you're dead!
-Then this shouldn't hurt.
_________________________________
(BOTH CRY OUT)
_________________________________
(SIREN WAILS)
_________________________________
Miss Shiftwell?
_________________________________
I've got him in the back alleys
east of the garages.
_________________________________
Multiple assailants
are closing in quickly.
_________________________________
Keep him moving. I'm on my way.
_________________________________
Hey, new lady friend,
you like flowers?
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
HOLLEY: No! Don't go in anywhere.
Just keep moving.
_________________________________
-Stay outside. Got you.
-Outside?
_________________________________
BRENT: Whoa! McQueen
suddenly moves to the outside.
_________________________________
(SPEAKS ITALIAN)
_________________________________
DARRELL: I cannot believe what I saw.
_________________________________
That was a bonehead move
to open up the inside like that!
_________________________________
DAVID: That might have cost McQueen
the victory!
_________________________________
(GLASS SHATTERING)
_________________________________
(THEY SPEAK JAPANESE)

_________________________________

ANNA: Coming through.

HANS: Excuse me. Oh...
_________________________________

ANNA: Pardon. Sorry.

WOMAN: Oh!
_________________________________

Can we just get around you there?
_________________________________

Thank you. Oh! There she is.
_________________________________

Elsa!
_________________________________

I mean, Queen. Me again. Um...
_________________________________

May I present Prince Hans

of the Southern Isles.
_________________________________

Your Majesty.
_________________________________

BOTH: We would like...
_________________________________

Uh, your blessing...
_________________________________

(BOTH CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

BOTH: Of our marriage.
_________________________________

-Marriage?

-Yes! (SQUEALS)
_________________________________

I'm sorry, I'm confused.
_________________________________

Well, we haven't worked out

all the details ourselves.
_________________________________

We'll need a few days

to plan the ceremony.
_________________________________

Of course, we'll have soup, roast

and ice cream. And then... (GASPS)
_________________________________

Wait. Would we live here?
_________________________________

-Here?

-Absolutely!
_________________________________

-Anna!

-Oh!
_________________________________

We can invite all 12 of your

brothers to stay with us.
_________________________________

What? No, no, no.
_________________________________

-Of course we have the room.

-Wait, slow down.
_________________________________

No one's brothers are staying here.
_________________________________

No one is getting married.
_________________________________

Wait, what?
_________________________________

May I talk to you, please? Alone.
_________________________________

No. Whatever you have to say,

you can say to both of us.
_________________________________

Fine.
You can't marry a man you just met.
_________________________________

You can if it's true love.
_________________________________

Anna, what do you know

about true love?
_________________________________

More than you.
_________________________________

All you know is how to shut people out.

_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

You asked for my blessing,

but my answer is no.
_________________________________

Now, excuse me.
_________________________________

Your Majesty, if I may ease your...
_________________________________

No, you may not. (STUTTERS)

And I think you should go.
_________________________________

The party is over. Close the gates.
_________________________________

-KAI: Yes, Your Majesty.

-What?
_________________________________

-Elsa, no, no! Wait.

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

Give me my glove!
_________________________________

Elsa, please, please.
_________________________________

I can't live like this anymore!
_________________________________

Then leave.
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

What did I ever do to you?
_________________________________

Enough, Anna.
_________________________________

No, why? Why do you shut me out?
_________________________________

Why do you shut the world out?
_________________________________

What are you so afraid of?
_________________________________

I said, enough!
_________________________________

(GUESTS SHRIEKING)
_________________________________

(GUESTS MUTTERING NERVOUSLY)
_________________________________

Sorcery.
_________________________________

I knew there was something

dubious going on here.
_________________________________

Elsa.
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________
This time, I'm going to make sure
you stay dead!
_________________________________
HOLLEY: You're doing brilliantly.
Now just stay focused.
_________________________________
What's that? You want me
to head toward that ruckus?
_________________________________
HOLLEY: No! Don't go down that street.
_________________________________
Ohh!
_________________________________
Hi-yah!
_________________________________
Wow! A live karate demonstration!
_________________________________
Stop it, Mater. Just sign off.
_________________________________

WOMAN: There she is!
_________________________________

(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________

(ELSA BREATHING HEAVILY)
_________________________________

MAN 1: Yes! It is her!
_________________________________

Queen Elsa.
_________________________________

MAN 2: Our beautiful queen!
_________________________________

Your Majesty? Are you all right?
_________________________________

No.
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(ALL GASP)
_________________________________

(ALL GASP IN AWE)
_________________________________

There she is! Stop her!
_________________________________

Please, just stay away from me.

Stay away.
_________________________________

(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Monster. Monster!
_________________________________

-(BABY CRYING)

-(SHUDDERS)
_________________________________

(ALL MURMURING FEARFULLY)
_________________________________

Elsa!
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

-ANNA: Elsa!

-(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Wait, please!
_________________________________

Elsa, stop!
_________________________________

Anna!
_________________________________

No.
_________________________________

The fjord.
_________________________________
Aaargh!
_________________________________
(GUNSHOT)
_________________________________
DAVID: And here they come,
the two leaders.
_________________________________
Bumper to bumper
as they approach the finish line!
_________________________________
-It's close!
-BRENT: Francesco's the winner!
_________________________________
McQueen's number two.
_________________________________
(FIREWORKS WHIZZ AND POP)
_________________________________
That was cool!
Can I get your autograph?
_________________________________
(CHATTER IN JAPANESE)
_________________________________
Where'd he go?
_________________________________
HOLLEY: Our rendezvous has been
jeopardized. Keep the device safe.
_________________________________
-We'll be in touch.
-Dad-gum, did I miss our date?
_________________________________

-Snow!

-Snow?
_________________________________

Yes, snow.
_________________________________

-Are you all right?

-No.
_________________________________

Did you know?
_________________________________

No.
_________________________________

Look, it's snowing. It's snowing!
_________________________________

The queen has cursed this land!
_________________________________

She must be stopped!

You have to go after her.
_________________________________

Wait, no!
_________________________________

You! ls there sorcery in you, too?
_________________________________

Are you a monster, too?
_________________________________

No, no. I'm completely ordinary.
_________________________________

That's right, she is.
_________________________________

In the best way.
_________________________________

And my sister is not a monster.
_________________________________

She nearly killed me!
_________________________________

-You slipped on ice.

-Her ice.
_________________________________

It was an accident. She was scared.
_________________________________

She didn't mean it.

She didn't mean any of this.
_________________________________

Tonight was my fault. I pushed her.
_________________________________

So, I'm the one
_________________________________

-that needs to go after her.

-What?
_________________________________

-Bring me my horse, please.

-Anna, no.
_________________________________

It's too dangerous.
_________________________________

(SCOFFS) Elsa is not dangerous.
_________________________________

I'll bring back her,

and I'll make this right.
_________________________________

I'm coming with you.
_________________________________

No, I need you here

to take care of Arendelle.
_________________________________

On my honor.
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

I leave Prince Hans in charge.
_________________________________

(ALL MURMURING)
_________________________________

Are you sure you can trust her?
_________________________________

I don't want you getting hurt.
_________________________________

She's my sister.
_________________________________

She would never hurt me.
_________________________________

(HORSE NEIGHING)
_________________________________

(CROWD MUTTERING)
_________________________________
-Francesco!
-Francesco, over here.
_________________________________
What was your strategy today?
_________________________________
Strategia?
Francesco needs-a no strategy.
_________________________________
It's-a very simple.
_________________________________
You start the race, wait for Lightning
McQueen to choke, pass him, then win.
_________________________________
Francesco always-a wins. It's-a boring.
_________________________________
DARRELL: You were in trouble
for a while.
_________________________________
That dirt track section
had you crawling.
_________________________________
To truly crush one's dream, you must
first raise their hopes very high.
_________________________________
-Mater!
-Hey, McQueen! What happened?
_________________________________
Is the race over? You won, right?
_________________________________
Why were you yelling at me
while I was racing?
_________________________________
Yelling? Oh, you thought...
That's funny right there.
_________________________________
No, that's 'cause I seen
these two fellers doing
_________________________________
some karate street performance.
_________________________________
It was nutso.
One of 'em even had a flame-thrower.
_________________________________
A flame-thrower?
What are you talking about?
_________________________________
-I don't understand. Where were you?
-Going to meet my date.
_________________________________
Your date?
_________________________________
She started talkin' to me as a voice
in my head, tellin' me where to go.
_________________________________
-What?
-Wait a minute.
_________________________________
-I didn't screw ya up, did I?
-I lost the race because of you!
_________________________________
Oh. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to.
_________________________________
An imaginary girlfriend?
Flame-throwers?
_________________________________
This is exactly why I don't bring you
along to these things.
_________________________________
Maybe if I, I don't know,
_________________________________
talk to somebody and explained
what happened, I could help.
_________________________________
I don't need your help!
I don't want your help!
_________________________________
REPORTER: Hey, there he is!
_________________________________
-McQueen, you had it in the bag!
-Yeah! What happened?
_________________________________
I made a mistake.
_________________________________
But I can assure you,
it won't happen again.
_________________________________
Look, we know what the problem is
and we've taken care of it.
_________________________________
(REPORTERS CALL OUT)
_________________________________
BRENT: Lightning McQueen loses
in the last lap to Francesco Bernoulli
_________________________________
in the first race of the World Grand Prix.
_________________________________
And three – count 'em –
three cars flamed out
_________________________________
leaving some to suggest that their fuel,
allinol, might be to blame.
_________________________________
Allinol is safe. Alternative fuel is safe.
_________________________________
There is no way my fuel
caused these cars to flame out.
_________________________________
The jury may still be out on whether
allinol caused these accidents,
_________________________________
but one thing's for sure,
_________________________________
Lightning McQueen blew this race.
_________________________________
BRENT: Team McQueen
can't be happy right now.

_________________________________

The snow glows white
On the mountain tonight

_________________________________
Not a footprint to be seen

_________________________________
A kingdom of isolation
_________________________________

And it looks like I'm the queen
_________________________________

The wind is howling
_________________________________

Like this swirling storm inside
_________________________________

Couldn't keep it in
Heaven knows I tried
_________________________________

Don't let them in
Don't let them see
_________________________________

Be the good girl
You always have to be
_________________________________

Conceal, don't feel
Don't let them know
_________________________________

Well, now they know
_________________________________

Let it go!
Let it go!
_________________________________

Can't hold me back anymore
_________________________________

Let it go!
Let it go!
_________________________________

Turn away and slam the door
_________________________________

I don't care
_________________________________

What they're going to say
_________________________________

Let the storm rage on
_________________________________

The cold never bothered me anyway
_________________________________

It's funny how some distance
Makes everything seem small
_________________________________

And the fears that once controlled me
_________________________________

Can't get to me at all
_________________________________

It's time to see what I can do
_________________________________

To test the limits and break through
_________________________________

No right, no wrong
_________________________________

No rules for me
_________________________________

I'm free!
_________________________________

Let it go!
_________________________________

Let it go!
_________________________________

I am one with the wind and sky
_________________________________

Let it go! Let it go!
_________________________________

You'll never see me cry
_________________________________

Here I stand
_________________________________

And here I'll stay
_________________________________

Let the storm rage on
_________________________________

My power flurries through the air
_________________________________

Into the ground
_________________________________

My soul is spiraling in frozen fractals
_________________________________

All around
_________________________________

And one thought crystallizes
Like an icy blast

_________________________________
I'm never going back
_________________________________

The past is in the past
_________________________________

Let it go!
Let it go!
_________________________________

And I'll rise like the break of dawn
_________________________________

Let it go!
Let it go!
_________________________________

That perfect girl is gone
_________________________________

Here I stand
_________________________________

In the light of day
_________________________________

Let the storm rage on!
_________________________________

The cold never bothered me anyway

_________________________________
ANNOUNCER ON PA: Welcome to
Tokyo International Airport.
_________________________________
(ALARM WAILS)
_________________________________
(SPEAKS JAPANESE)
_________________________________
-Come with me, please, sir.
-But I'm 'onna miss my plane.
_________________________________
-Right this way.
-Ah, doggone it.
_________________________________
This is about my hook, ain't it?
_________________________________
I know I should have checked it,
but I can't, really.
_________________________________
Look. It's attached to me.
_________________________________
Hey, I know you. You're that feller
from the karate demonstration.
_________________________________
I never properly introduced myself.
_________________________________
Finn McMissile. British Intelligence.
_________________________________
Tow Mater. Average intelligence.
_________________________________
Who are you with? FBI? CIA?
_________________________________
Let's just say I'm AAA affiliated.
_________________________________
I know some karate.
_________________________________
I don't want to brag or nuttin',
but I got me a black fan belt.
_________________________________
-Wanna see some moves I made up?
-You're being followed.
_________________________________
This first one,
I can reach into a car's hood
_________________________________
pull out his battery,
and show it to him before he stalls.
_________________________________
I call it, "What I accidentally did
to my friend Luigi once."
_________________________________
Hey! Hi-yah-pah!
_________________________________
-Hi-yah!
-There he is!
_________________________________
MATER: Hi-hi-tah! Huh!
_________________________________
Look, I probably ought to go.
I'm about to miss my flight.
_________________________________
-Don't worry. I've taken care of that.
-Whoa!
_________________________________
Hang on!
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
Whoa-hah-hah!
_________________________________
This is first-class service.
_________________________________
You don't even have to go
through the terminal!
_________________________________
(SPEAKS JAPANESE)
_________________________________
Your karate partners is back there.
_________________________________
They look like
they tryin' to catch up!
_________________________________
Drive forward.
Whatever you do, don't stop!
_________________________________
(TIRES SCREECH)
_________________________________
-Whoa!
-Whoa!
_________________________________
Whoa...
_________________________________
Is everything okay back there?
_________________________________
Finn, it's Sid. I'm on approach.
_________________________________
FINN: Roger that.
_________________________________
'Member that whole thing about me
not stoppin' no matter what?
_________________________________
I knew I shoulda done carry-on!
_________________________________
Thanks, old boy.
_________________________________
-You got it, mate.
-MATER: Hey, doggonit!
_________________________________
Look, it's my imaginary girlfriend!
_________________________________
Come on! Get in here!
_________________________________
I tell you what, you really do
want this first date, don't ya?
_________________________________
That's a no-quit attitude right there.
_________________________________
-(GUNFIRE)
-What the...?
_________________________________
-Aargh!
-FINN: Hold on, Sid.
_________________________________
Aargh!
_________________________________
(MUFFLED CRY)
_________________________________
Come on, Finn! It's now or never!
_________________________________
Hold on!
_________________________________
MATER: By the time you read this, I will
be safely on an airplane flying home.
_________________________________
I'm so sorry for what I did.
_________________________________
McQUEEN: "I don't want to be
the cause of you losing any more races.
_________________________________
"I want you to go prove to the world
what I already know.
_________________________________
"That you are the greatest race car
in the whole wide world.
_________________________________
"Your best friend, Mater."
_________________________________
-I didn't really want him to leave.
-(SOBS)
_________________________________
Wait, there's more here.
_________________________________
"PS. Please tell the hotel
_________________________________
"I didn't mean to order that movie.
_________________________________
"I thought it was just a preview
and I didn't realize I was paying for it.
_________________________________
"PPS. That's funny right there. PP."
_________________________________
There are a few more pages
of PS's here.
_________________________________
Well, at least I know
if he's at home, he'll be safe.
_________________________________

Hmm.
_________________________________

(GIGGLES)
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

Can't fly.
_________________________________

(POLICE SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY
OVER RADIO)
_________________________________

CIA.
_________________________________

Interpol!
_________________________________

What is the CIA doing here?

This is my jurisdiction.
_________________________________

Not to mention, my badge is bigger.
_________________________________

One of the stolen paintings was on loan
_________________________________

from the New York
Metropolitan Museum of Art.
_________________________________

So, this is CIA jurisdiction.
_________________________________

Also, this is my travel badge.
_________________________________

-Here's my real badge.

-Oh.
_________________________________

You must have been

looking at the wrong...
_________________________________

-Badge!

-What?
_________________________________

(SIGHS) You've won this round, Pierre.
_________________________________

-My name is "Jean."

-Okay, Shawn.
_________________________________

It looks like we're gonna
be working together.
_________________________________

But that doesn't mean I have to like you.
_________________________________

I didn't like you first.
_________________________________

I didn't like you before I met you.
_________________________________

So, what have we got?
_________________________________

Two priceless paintings stolen
_________________________________

and one average painting
_________________________________

-of an obscure English colonel.

-Hmm.
_________________________________

This has all the markings
of the work of the Lemur.
_________________________________

What's a lemur?
_________________________________

Only the second most wanted

criminal in the world.
_________________________________

And my personal nemesis.
_________________________________

Unfortunately for me,

his identity is a mystery.
_________________________________

No, literally, what is a lemur?
_________________________________

Oh. It is also a rat-monkey

from Madagascar.
_________________________________

-Oh.

-A-ha!
_________________________________

Just as I suspected.
_________________________________

This coin is his calling card.
_________________________________

The Lemur, he is playing with us.
_________________________________

I have a delivery here for Mr. Eagle.
_________________________________

Right here.
_________________________________

-And here's your rope.

-Mmm.
_________________________________

You were saying?
_________________________________

FAIRY MARY: Hurry, now, hurry!

Let's finish up. Stand by with the pulley.
_________________________________

All right! It's this season's final pickup,

so let's make it our best.
_________________________________

Lucinda, let's leave the loafing

for the Baking Fairies.
_________________________________

-BOBBLE: Okay, Clanky.

-Right!
_________________________________

Ouch!
_________________________________

Snowflake release system working!
_________________________________

BOBBLE: Maybe you should

be the test snowflake for a while.
_________________________________

-Tink?

-Huh?
_________________________________

We already checked that basket.
_________________________________

Right. Uh...
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

Why are you dressed all cozy?
_________________________________

I'm going to the Winter Woods.
_________________________________

-(BOTH GASP)

-(LOUDLY) The Winter Woods?
_________________________________

Shh!
_________________________________

(WHISPERING) The Winter Woods?
_________________________________

-(HORN BLOWS)

-FAIRY MARY: Places, everyone!
_________________________________

The snowy owls. They're here!
_________________________________

FAIRY MARY: Start the pulley!
_________________________________

Bye!
_________________________________

(BOTH STAMMERING)
_________________________________

CLANK: Tink! Wait!
_________________________________

You can't cross the border, Miss Bell.

Your wings!
_________________________________

Don't worry. They're in my coat.
_________________________________

Does this have to do with the... (GASPS)
_________________________________

-The sparkling?

-Yes.
_________________________________

There's somebody in Winter

who can tell me what it means.
_________________________________

Clank! Bobble!

Is something wrong with that basket?
_________________________________

What? Oh.
_________________________________

(BOTH STAMMERING)
_________________________________

Tink?
_________________________________

I just have to do this.
_________________________________

No, no. Everything is fine.

(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
_________________________________

We're just sad to see it go.

Pretty basket.
_________________________________

Oh! Honestly. Let it go!
_________________________________

That's the new one.
_________________________________

-Uh, new one?

-Mmm-hmm.
_________________________________

(SQUEALS)
_________________________________

(SNEEZES)
_________________________________

-(CRIES OUT IN PANIC)

-(SCREECHING)
_________________________________

Excellent work, everyone.

They're off to the cold of winter.
_________________________________

Well, that's that until next year.
_________________________________

(SHIVERING)
_________________________________

Wow. I made it.
_________________________________

SLED: Welcome back.
_________________________________

A Winter Fairy.
_________________________________

-SLED: You ready for the drop-off?

-(OWL SQUAWKS)
_________________________________

Come on. You did it yesterday.

You'll be fine.
_________________________________

All right then. Here we go.
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

Ah!
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

SNOW FAIRIES: Look out!
_________________________________

SLED: Sorry about that.
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

Oh, no.
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(INDISTINCT TALKING)
_________________________________

(OWL TWITTERS)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Lord Milori.
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

And what happened here?
_________________________________

A bit of a bumpy landing.

It's only his second drop-off.
_________________________________

As long as the basket made it,

I'd say he did just fine.
_________________________________

-(SIGHS)

-How was the crossing?
_________________________________

Four bunnies,

two weasels, and a marmot.
_________________________________

And they all crossed safely.
_________________________________

Yes. I met up with them

on the north side.
_________________________________

The snowflakes

are looking quite beautiful.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) No two alike.
_________________________________

No, no, no.
_________________________________

LORD MILORI: Ambitious.
_________________________________

Hmm.
_________________________________

Now that is odd.
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

It must have been left

in the basket by accident.
_________________________________

Return this to The Keeper.
_________________________________

(GASPS) The Keeper.
_________________________________

LORD MILORI: He can send it back

to the Warm Side with his next delivery.
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

SLED: It must have come from

the Warm Side. In one of the baskets.
_________________________________

Thanks.
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS IN SURPRISE)
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

(SOFT SNORING)
_________________________________

(SNIFFS)
_________________________________

(YAWNS)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

DEWEY: That's the end of that chapter.
_________________________________

Boy, that's a beauty.
_________________________________

Flora and Fauna of the Fairies.

_________________________________
Put a period there,

then we are pretty much done.
_________________________________

Wait. I forgot to number the pages.
_________________________________

Oh! I'm going to have to start all over

on this large book.
_________________________________

-PERIWINKLE: Keeper. Keeper!

-Yes, what...
_________________________________

PERIWINKLE: The most amazing thing

happened. You'll never believe it.
_________________________________

Okay, I'm coming. I'm coming.
_________________________________

PERIWINKLE:

I've never felt anything like it!
_________________________________

My friends didn't believe me,

but how could they because it's so...
_________________________________

DEWEY: Slow down.

I can only listen so fast.
_________________________________

PERIWINKLE: Yesterday,

at the border, my wings.
_________________________________

They actually... They lit up.
_________________________________

It's happening again!
_________________________________

Oh...
_________________________________

Well, I'll be a yeti's uncle.
_________________________________

In all my years.
_________________________________

Your wings. They're sparkling.
_________________________________

Like yours.
_________________________________

(LAUGHS INCREDULOUSLY)
_________________________________

I've written about the sparkling,
_________________________________

but I've never seen the sparkling

with my own peepers!
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING EXCITEDLY)
_________________________________

Oh, uh, follow me.
_________________________________

Now, step the footsies on the snowflake.
_________________________________

Just put your wings into the light.
_________________________________

The mainland.
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

TINKER BELL: Oh, no.

_________________________________
(TINKER BELL GASPS)
_________________________________

Hello?
_________________________________

FAIRIES: Hello.
_________________________________

Hello?
_________________________________

Two fairies born of the same laugh.
_________________________________

So that means...
_________________________________

You're my...
_________________________________

BOTH: So we're
_________________________________

sisters.
_________________________________

Yes! And your wings are identical.
_________________________________

That is why they sparkle.
_________________________________

BOTH: (EXCLAIM) Jingles!
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Ah... Oh, boy.

Maybe you shouldn't do that.

_________________________________

Um, I'm Tinker Bell.
_________________________________

I'm Periwinkle.
_________________________________

So you must have been at the border.
_________________________________

Yeah. I was hoping to see

the animals cross.
_________________________________

I guess I didn't see you.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Me either. (GASPS)
_________________________________

What?
_________________________________

(TINKER BELL GASPS)
_________________________________

I usually just wear them at home.
_________________________________

-Wow.

-LORD MILORI: Hello.
_________________________________

Keeper, are you in?
_________________________________

Yumping yetis, Lord Milori!
_________________________________

If he sees you, he'll send you back.
_________________________________

LORD MILORI: Keeper? Are you here?
_________________________________

Don't worry.

I'm going to take care of this.
_________________________________

Where are you?
_________________________________

Ah. Come back later!
_________________________________

Keeper?
_________________________________

Whoa, boy. Can't get that one back.
_________________________________

I need to speak with you.
_________________________________

It's important.

_________________________________

I'll be right back.
_________________________________

I'm right here, Lord Milori.
_________________________________

Did you receive that wing book?
_________________________________

You know, once upon a time,
_________________________________

you'd stop by just to say hello

and howdy-do.
_________________________________

(SIGHS) I'm sorry. Hello.
_________________________________

Howdy-do.
_________________________________

(SIGHS) Howdy-do.
_________________________________

This book has me worried.

What if a Warm Fairy brought it here?
_________________________________

DEWEY: Well, that might be nice,

then, meeting a Warm Fairy.
_________________________________

Especially one

with such good taste in books.
_________________________________

It's too cold.
_________________________________

Maybe if they were wearing a coat,
_________________________________

or one of them little sweater vests.
_________________________________

-They're nice.

-I'll remind you.
_________________________________

Crossing the border is forbidden.
_________________________________

There was a time when it wasn't.
_________________________________

The rule is there to keep the fairies safe.

That will never change.
_________________________________

But I...
_________________________________

If a Warm Fairy comes here,

you will send them back.
_________________________________

Of course.
_________________________________

Thank you.
_________________________________

Well, you heard the Lord Milori.
_________________________________

He said you must go back home.
_________________________________

Of course, he didn't say when.
_________________________________

(BOTH GASP)
_________________________________

Now, listen, you two,

it gets colder in the dark,
_________________________________

so it's best to get Tinker Bell

home before the first moonlight.
_________________________________

Thank you, Dewey.
_________________________________

Dewey?
_________________________________

That's his real name.
_________________________________

It's what my friends call me.
_________________________________

Thank you.
_________________________________

Dewey.
_________________________________

Dewey.
_________________________________

So, um, I'm a Frost Fairy. I frost things.
_________________________________

-Oh. I'm a Tinker. I...

-Tinker things?
_________________________________

Yep. I even made this coat.
_________________________________

-Oh, I like it.

-Thanks.
_________________________________

PERIWINKLE: You're welcome.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Sisters.

_________________________________

It's amazing. The dust travels

all the way from the Pixie Dust Tree.
_________________________________

Kind of like you did.
_________________________________

...Terence and I

barely escaped the pirate ship!
_________________________________

-Is he your boyfriend?

-Uh...
_________________________________

So Lizzy loves fairies?
_________________________________

Yeah. She even build a fairy house.
_________________________________

That's how I met her.

You see, me and Vidia...
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

(BOTH LAUGH)
_________________________________

You collect lost things, too?
_________________________________

I call them found things.
_________________________________

WOMAN: (SINGING) I never knew

I lost you till I found you

_________________________________
And you'd never guess

how close you are to me

_________________________________
Now I want to

throw my arms around you
_________________________________

Tell a thousand tales

that will astound you
_________________________________

Everything about you

tells me this was meant to be
_________________________________

Don't you see?

I'm on your side
_________________________________

Let's take this ride
_________________________________

And together we're facing the world
_________________________________

Doing things nobody's done before
_________________________________

And the great divide
_________________________________

Doesn't seem so wide
_________________________________

Anymore
_________________________________

This is the Frost Forest.
_________________________________

TINKER BELL: Wow.
_________________________________

That's Gliss.
_________________________________

Come on, Spike. Practice.
_________________________________

Okay, okay. Practicing.
_________________________________

And that's Spike. She's a bit...
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

-Hi.

-Sisters?
_________________________________

Well, I think it's fantastic!
_________________________________

Wow, you two look exactly alike!
_________________________________

I mean, except for your clothes

and your hair and Peri's a bit more pale.
_________________________________

But your noses are very similar.
_________________________________

Forget their noses.

She's a Warm Fairy. In Winter!
_________________________________

(GASPS) You're right.

We got to show her around!
_________________________________

Oh, oh, oh!
_________________________________

Let's take her ice sliding!

Come on, Spike!
_________________________________

You are going to love this!
_________________________________

It sounds fun.
_________________________________

Yeah. Great idea.

Push the Warm Fairy down a hill of ice.
_________________________________

Okay, well, wait for me, you guys.
_________________________________

And if you'll be there

beside me when I falter
_________________________________

Then whatever comes I know

we'll take it all in stride
_________________________________

Ready, set, slide!
_________________________________

I'm on your side
_________________________________

I'm on your side
_________________________________

Let's take this ride
_________________________________

And together we're facing the world
_________________________________

Doing things nobody's done before
_________________________________

And the great divide
_________________________________

Doesn't seem so wide
_________________________________

Anymore

_________________________________
(BOTH LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(BOTH EXCLAIM)
_________________________________

ANNA: Elsa!
_________________________________

Elsa!
_________________________________

Elsa, it's me, Anna,
_________________________________

your sister who didn't mean

to make you freeze the summer.
_________________________________

I'm sorry. (SHIVERING) It's all my fault.
_________________________________

Of course, none of it

would have happened
_________________________________

if she had just told me her secret.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) She's a stinker.
_________________________________

(GASPS) Whoa!
_________________________________

-(SPUTTERS)

-(HORSE NEIGHING)
_________________________________

Oh, no. No, no, no! Come back!
_________________________________

No, no, no!
_________________________________

(SHIVERING) Okay.
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(GROANS)

_________________________________

DOMINIC: Look at that.
_________________________________

"Muppets sell out in Berlin." Five stars!
_________________________________

(ALL EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

Kermit the Frog is liking this news.
_________________________________

Choo-choo, yeah!
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Ooh, tunnel.
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Ooh!
_________________________________

(MUFFLED YELLING)
_________________________________

CONSTANTINE: (GROANS)

It's not there.
_________________________________

You were wrong!
_________________________________

Not so fast.
_________________________________

Oldest trick in the book.
_________________________________

-(SIZZLES)

-Mmm.
_________________________________

Write it in lemon juice,
_________________________________

then simply apply heat
_________________________________

to reveal Colonel Blood's map.
_________________________________

Mmm...
_________________________________

Of course, today,

the Crown Jewels lie behind
_________________________________

the most sophisticated

security system on the planet.
_________________________________

And this map, along with

Blood's key and locket,
_________________________________

is the only way to get close to them.
_________________________________

Good work, Number Two.
_________________________________

What does it say
about location of Blood's key?
_________________________________

Right.
_________________________________

Something, something.
_________________________________

"Finest wooden teeth."
_________________________________

That is not helpful.
_________________________________

Wait.
_________________________________

There's the name of a city here.
_________________________________

Madrid.
_________________________________

(MAN SHOUTING IN RUSSIAN)
_________________________________

KERMIT: You've got the wrong frog!
_________________________________

(PRISONERS CLAMORING)
_________________________________

(MUFFLED WHIMPERING)
_________________________________

Hey, hey, hey!
_________________________________

Ah! Ow.
_________________________________

(MUFFLED TALKING)
_________________________________

(GASPING)
_________________________________

It's Constantine.
_________________________________

-What?

-He's back.
_________________________________

What are you doing?
_________________________________

I'm not Constantine. My name is Kermit.
_________________________________

Constantine, always with the jokes!
_________________________________

(ALL LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Good old Constantine.

Always trying to pull a fast one.
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Old friend.
_________________________________

Since you are back,
_________________________________

I guess you are in charge
of prison again.
_________________________________

Here, take prison crown.
_________________________________

We have to readjust it again.

Sergei, you get on that.
_________________________________

Take, take.
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

Oh, thank you.
_________________________________

Uh... (CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________

Wait a minute.
_________________________________

I've known Constantine for years.
_________________________________

And he has never...
_________________________________

Ever...
_________________________________

Said, "Thank you."
_________________________________

Because I am not Constantine.
_________________________________

(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

-How dare you?

-MISS POOGY: He's not Constantine!
_________________________________

Let's throw him

in the recycling compacter!
_________________________________

Yeah!
_________________________________

MISS POOGY: Throw him

in the compacter!
_________________________________

But I'm already green!
_________________________________

MISS POOGY: Squash that frog!
_________________________________

NADYA: Put the frog down.
_________________________________

Or I will deploy.
_________________________________

(KERMIT YELPS)
_________________________________

(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________

Where am I?
_________________________________

The Gulag.
_________________________________

A gulag?
_________________________________

Gulag. The Big House.
_________________________________

Casa Grande!
_________________________________

ALL: The Big House!
_________________________________

-Hit it, boys.

-(ALL VOCALIZING)
_________________________________

(SINGING) This is Russia's
premier state-funded hotel
_________________________________

We're very proud
of our eclectic clientele
_________________________________

Excellence in service since 1932
_________________________________

Don't believe what you read
in the online reviews
_________________________________

It's the Big House
The perfect getaway
_________________________________

Welcome into the Big House
_________________________________

You'll never get away
_________________________________

It's no Hilton or no Hyatt
But you will have a riot
_________________________________

So please enjoy your stay
_________________________________

Bah-dah-dah
_________________________________

Here's the dining room
The menu is minimal
_________________________________

What the cook does
to the food is criminal
_________________________________

Pull up a seat, frog
_________________________________

Grab yourself a stool
_________________________________

May I recommend
_________________________________

You try our famous gruel?
_________________________________

In the Big House
_________________________________

You'll never be alone
_________________________________

Life ain't bad in the Big House
_________________________________

-No, froggy, no

-(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

Check out after 10
_________________________________

Or 11 years
_________________________________

Make yourself at home
_________________________________

Accommodation here is far superior
_________________________________

Than anything else
_________________________________

You will find in Siberia
_________________________________

Let me know if
there's anything you need
_________________________________

Everything is free
_________________________________

Money back, guaranteed
_________________________________

MAXIMUM SECURITY PRISONER:

In the Big House
_________________________________

You will not survive
_________________________________

When you arrive in the Big House
_________________________________

Run for your life
_________________________________

(NADYA MIMICKING TRUMPET)
_________________________________

MUPPET PRISONER: Two, three, four
_________________________________

It's the Big House
The perfect getaway
_________________________________

Welcome into the Big House
_________________________________

You'll never get away
_________________________________

For your security
_________________________________

I'll keep the only key
_________________________________

Now, please enjoy your stay

_________________________________
(YELLS)
_________________________________

Listen, I'm telling you,

you've got the wrong frog!
_________________________________

If you are not Constantine,

why do you have that mole?
_________________________________

It's not real. Someone glued it to my lip.
_________________________________

As far as authorities are concerned,

you are Constantine.
_________________________________

Glue or no glue.
_________________________________

-(SIGHS)

-Make yourself comfortable.
_________________________________

You're going to be here a while.
_________________________________

I wouldn't be so sure.

My friends will be here soon!
_________________________________

NADYA: Now, lights out!
_________________________________

(CLATTERING)
_________________________________

Turn them back on! I can't see anything.
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

You have to wait until
I'm, like, out of the hallway.
_________________________________

It's figure of speech.
_________________________________

-(WHIMPERS)

-(MAN SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)

_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

Snow. It had to be snow.
_________________________________

She couldn't have had tropical magic
_________________________________

that covered the fjords

in white sand and warm...
_________________________________

Fire! (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

(SHRIEKING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(SHIVERING)
_________________________________

Cold, cold, cold, cold, cold.
_________________________________

(CONTINUES SHIVERING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(READING)
_________________________________

Ooh. "And sauna"!
_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-(WIND HOWLING)
_________________________________

(SHIVERS)
_________________________________

-Yoo-hoo.

-Hmm?
_________________________________

Big summer blowout.
_________________________________

Half off swimming suits, clogs,
_________________________________

and a sun balm
of my own invention, yah?

_________________________________

Oh. Great.

For now, um, how about boots?
_________________________________

Winter boots and dresses?
_________________________________

That would be in our winter department.
_________________________________

Oh. Um...
_________________________________

I was just wondering.
_________________________________

Has another young woman...
_________________________________

The queen perhaps, I don't know,
_________________________________

passed through here?
_________________________________

The only one crazy enough

to be out in this storm
_________________________________

-is you, dear.

-(DOOR OPENS)
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

You and this fellow.
_________________________________

Yoo-hoo.
_________________________________

Big summer blowout.
_________________________________

(ANNA HUMMING NONCHALANTLY)
_________________________________

KRISTOFF: Carrots.
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

Behind you.
_________________________________

Oh! Right. Excuse me.
_________________________________

Oh. A real howler in July, yes?
_________________________________

Wherever could it be coming from?
_________________________________

KRISTOFF: The North Mountain.
_________________________________

North Mountain.
_________________________________

That will be 40.
_________________________________

Forty? No, 10.
_________________________________

Oh, dear, that's no good.
_________________________________

See, this is from our winter stock,
_________________________________

where supply and demand

have a big problem.
_________________________________

You want to talk about

a supply and demand problem?
_________________________________

I sell ice for a living.
_________________________________

Ooh. That's a rough business

to be in right now.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) I mean, that is really...
_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT) That's unfortunate.
_________________________________

Still 40.
_________________________________

But I will throw in

a visit to Oaken's sauna.
_________________________________

Yoo-hoo. Hi, family.
_________________________________

ALL: Yoo-hoo!
_________________________________

Ten is all I got. Help me out.
_________________________________

Okay. Ten will get you this and no more.
_________________________________

Okay, just tell me one thing.
_________________________________

What was happening

on the North Mountain?
_________________________________

Did it seem magical?
_________________________________

(EXHALES) Yes!
_________________________________

Now, back up while I deal

with this crook, here.
_________________________________

(GULPS)
_________________________________

What did you call me?
_________________________________

KRISTOFF: Okay, okay. I'm out.
_________________________________

Whoa! (GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Bye-bye.
_________________________________

(SPUTTERS)
_________________________________

No, Sven, I didn't get your carrots.
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

But I did find us a place to sleep.
_________________________________

-And it's free.

-(SNORTS)
_________________________________

I'm sorry about this violence.
_________________________________

I will add a quart of lutefisk,
_________________________________

so we have good feelings.
_________________________________

Just the outfit and the boots, yah?
_________________________________

Uh...

_________________________________

(TUNE BEING PICKED ON LUTE)
_________________________________

Reindeers are better than people
_________________________________

Sven, don't you think that's true?
_________________________________

"Yeah, people will beat you
And curse you and cheat you"
_________________________________

"Every one of them's bad, except you"
_________________________________

Aw. Thanks, buddy.
_________________________________

But people smell better than reindeers
_________________________________

Sven, don't you think I'm right?
_________________________________

"That's once again true
For all, except you"
_________________________________

You got me
Let's call it a night

_________________________________
"Good night"

_________________________________
Don't let the frostbite

_________________________________
Bite

_________________________________
-Nice duet.

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

(SIGHS) It's just you.
What do you want?
_________________________________

I want you to take me up

the North Mountain.
_________________________________

I don't take people places.
_________________________________

Let me rephrase that.
_________________________________

(GROANS) Hey.
_________________________________

Take me up the North Mountain.
_________________________________

-Please.

-(SNIFFING)
_________________________________

Look, I know how to stop this winter.
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

We leave at dawn.
_________________________________

And you forgot the carrots for Sven.
_________________________________

-(GRUNTS)

-Oops, sorry.
_________________________________

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I didn't...

(CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________

We leave now. Right now.
_________________________________

Whew!
_________________________________

-(URGING SVEN)

-(ANNA SHRIEKS)
_________________________________

(ANNA CHUCKLES BREATHLESSLY)
_________________________________

Hang on! We like to go fast.
_________________________________

-I like fast.

-Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa...
_________________________________

Get your feet down. This is fresh lacquer.
_________________________________

Seriously, were you raised in a barn?
_________________________________

-(SPITS)

-Ugh!
_________________________________

-No, I was raised in a castle.

-Hmm.
_________________________________

KRISTOFF: So, uh, tell me,
_________________________________

what made the queen go all ice-crazy?
_________________________________

Oh. Well...
_________________________________

It was all my fault.
_________________________________

I got engaged, but then she freaked out,
_________________________________

because I'd only just met him,

you know, that day.
_________________________________

And she said I wouldn't

bless the marriage, and...
_________________________________

Wait. You got engaged

to someone you just met that day?
_________________________________

Yeah. Anyway, I got mad,

and so she got mad,
_________________________________

and then she tried to walk away,
_________________________________

and I grabbed her glove...
_________________________________

Hang on!
_________________________________

You mean to tell me you got engaged
_________________________________

to someone you just met that day?
_________________________________

Yes. Pay attention.
_________________________________

But the thing is, she wore

the gloves all the time,
_________________________________

so I just thought, maybe

she has a thing about dirt.
_________________________________

Didn't your parents ever

warn you about strangers?
_________________________________

Yes, they did.
_________________________________

But Hans is not a stranger.
_________________________________

Oh, yeah? What's his last name?
_________________________________

(SCOFFS) "Of the Southern Isles."
_________________________________

-What's his favorite food?

-Sandwiches.
_________________________________

-Best friend's name?

-Probably John.
_________________________________

-Eye color?

-Dreamy.
_________________________________

-Foot size?

-Foot size doesn't matter.
_________________________________

Have you had a meal with him yet?
_________________________________

What if you hate the way he eats?
_________________________________

What if you hate the

way he picks his nose?
_________________________________

Picks his nose?
_________________________________

And eats it.
_________________________________

Excuse me, sir. He is a prince.
_________________________________

-All men do it.

-Ew.
_________________________________

Look, it doesn't matter. It's true love.
_________________________________

It doesn't sound like true love.
_________________________________
(SCOFFS) Are you some sort
of love expert?
_________________________________

No. But, uh, I have friends who are.
_________________________________

You have friends
_________________________________

who are love experts? I'm not buying it.
_________________________________

-Stop talking.

-No, no, no. No, no.
_________________________________

-I'd like to meet these...

-No, I mean it.
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(SHUSHES)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(LOW GROWLING)
_________________________________

Sven, go.
_________________________________

Go!
_________________________________

-What are they?

-Wolves.
_________________________________

Wolves?
_________________________________

-What do we do?

-I got this.
_________________________________

You just...

Don't fall off, and don't get eaten.
_________________________________

But I want to help!
_________________________________

-No.

-Why not?
_________________________________

Because I don't trust your judgment.
_________________________________

Excuse me?
_________________________________

Who marries a man she just met?
_________________________________

It's true love!
_________________________________

-Whoa!

-(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Whoa. Whoa!
_________________________________

Christopher!
_________________________________

It's "Kristoff"!
_________________________________

Ow! (YELPS)
_________________________________

(KRISTOFF GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Duck!
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

(SNARLING)
_________________________________

You almost set me on fire!
_________________________________

But I didn't.
_________________________________

-(BOTH GRUNTING)

-(SVEN GROANS)
_________________________________

(BOTH GASP)
_________________________________

Get ready to jump, Sven!
_________________________________

You don't tell him what to do.
_________________________________

-Hey!

-I do!
_________________________________

Jump, Sven!
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(ANNA EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

(KRISTOFF YELLING)
_________________________________

-(GROWLING)

-(BARKING)
_________________________________

Phew!
_________________________________

(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

But I just paid it off.
_________________________________

Uh-oh. No. No.
_________________________________

No!
_________________________________

Ah! No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
_________________________________

ANNA: Grab on!
_________________________________

Pull, Sven. Pull!
_________________________________

(KRISTOFF GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(BOTH PANTING)
_________________________________

-(SLED THUDS)

-Whoa.
_________________________________

(KRISTOFF GROANS)
_________________________________

I'll replace your sled,

and everything in it.
_________________________________

And I understand if you don't

want to help me anymore.
_________________________________

-(GRUNTING)

-(SIGHS)
_________________________________

Of course I don't want to help

them anymore. In fact,
_________________________________

this whole thing has ruined me

for helping anyone ever again.
_________________________________

ANNA: It's this way?
_________________________________

"She'll die on her own."
_________________________________

-I can live with that.

-ANNA: Here we go.
_________________________________

"But you won't get

your new sled if she's dead."
_________________________________

ANNA: I think, actually, it's up.
_________________________________

Sometimes, I really don't like you.
_________________________________

-(PANTING)

-Hold up! We're coming.
_________________________________

You are?
_________________________________

I mean, sure. I'll let you tag along.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING)
_________________________________

DOMINIC: Okay.
_________________________________

It seems that Blood's key

is hidden in a marble bust
_________________________________

of his accomplice,

Godfrey the Unknown,
_________________________________

which is kept in the Statue Room

at the Prado Museum.
_________________________________

CONSTANTINE: Perfect.
_________________________________

We break in, steal the bust,

destroy it and grab key.
_________________________________

Yeah, it's not that simple.

You see, no one knows
_________________________________

what Godfrey the Unknown looked like.
_________________________________

(LAUGHS) Of course not.
_________________________________

He was second in command,

so no one cared.
_________________________________

And there's 250 statues in that room.
_________________________________

That may be problem.

Let me think, Number Two.
_________________________________

(BREATHES DEEPLY) Hmm...
_________________________________

Excusez-moi, Kermie.

Do you have a moment?
_________________________________

Kermit.
_________________________________

I just wanted to say

that I accept your apology
_________________________________

and I'm ready to put
our little disagreement
_________________________________

or whatever it was, behind us.
_________________________________

And, perhaps, I was a little
too eager about our wedding...
_________________________________

Pig, I have question.
_________________________________

Am I wearing sign

that says "Bother Me"?
_________________________________

-(GASPING)

-(BARKING)
_________________________________

-(MISS PIGGY SOBBING)

-What was that? What was that?
_________________________________

Uh... I was in the middle of
evilly plotting.

_________________________________

I do not like to be interrupted

while evilly plotting.
_________________________________

If we're to get away with this,

you've got to keep up appearances.
_________________________________

I am keeping up appearances.
_________________________________

If you want the Crown Jewels,

stick to the plan.
_________________________________

Do whatever the pig wants. Keep her
happy. Whatever she asks of you.
_________________________________

Stupid frog!
_________________________________

Stupid train!
_________________________________

Mmm-hmm.
_________________________________

I don't want to talk to you, Kermit.
_________________________________

I said, I want you out!
_________________________________

I don't think you know what you want.
_________________________________

-Yeah, I do. I just told you, I...

-Shh.
_________________________________

You're my lady
_________________________________

and I'm your man, baby.
_________________________________

And that's why, if you stick with me,
_________________________________

I can give you what you want. Hmm?
_________________________________

(SINGING) Baby, stop right there
_________________________________

Let me clear the air
_________________________________

Baby, look into these eyes
Let me apologize
_________________________________

I know what you're thinking of
_________________________________

You're thinking, "Where's the love?"
_________________________________

Babe, the love ain't gone
It's here where it belongs
_________________________________

I know what you're waiting for
_________________________________

Well, you don't need to wait no more
_________________________________

I can give you anything you want
_________________________________

Give you anything you need
_________________________________

I'll make your dreams come true
_________________________________

Give you anything you want
_________________________________

Fulfill your fantasies
_________________________________

I'll make your dreams come true
_________________________________

You want a unicorn
I'll give it to you
_________________________________

You want a puppy dog
I'll give it to you
_________________________________

You want an ice cream cone
I'll give it to you
_________________________________

You want a mortgage loan
I'll give it to you
_________________________________

You want a satin pillow
I'll give it to you
_________________________________

You want an armadillo
I'll give it to you
_________________________________

You want a diamond ring
I'll give it to you
_________________________________

You want a thingy-thing
I'll give it to you
_________________________________

I know what you're waiting for
_________________________________

Well, you don't need to wait no more
_________________________________

I can give you anything you want
_________________________________

Give you anything you need
_________________________________

I'll make your dreams come true
_________________________________

Give you anything you want

Fulfill your fantasies
_________________________________

I'll make your dreams come true
_________________________________

Ooh-ooh! Whoa

_________________________________
-I'm singing

-Cockatoo

_________________________________
-Yeah

-Kangaroo

_________________________________
Ooh

_________________________________
In Malibu

_________________________________
I'll give it to you

_________________________________
I'll make your dreams come true

_________________________________
-Cockatoo

-Cockatoo

_________________________________
-Kangaroo

-Kangaroo

_________________________________
In Malibu

_________________________________
I'll make your dreams come true

_________________________________
Oh, Kermie.
_________________________________

You are what I've always wanted.
_________________________________

-Uh, excuse us.

-Hmm?
_________________________________

But we are all wondering,

what's the set list for tomorrow, chief?
_________________________________

I don't care. Do whatever you want.
_________________________________

MISS PIGGY: What?
_________________________________

FLOYD: Is he serious?
_________________________________

Uh, Kermit, could I do

indoor running of the bulls?
_________________________________

Sure, Zongo. Who cares?
_________________________________

Wow! Thank you, Kermit!
_________________________________

Kermie, if he can do his thing,

why can't I sing my five songs?
_________________________________

Well...
_________________________________

You can. Who cares?
_________________________________

We don't have time for all this stuff.
_________________________________

We're up to a three-hour show, Kermit.
_________________________________

You are forgetting one thing,

small man with glasses.
_________________________________

I can give you what you want.
_________________________________

All right!
_________________________________

Okay. Indoor running the bulls.
_________________________________

Won't the show be terrible? Uh... Guys?
_________________________________

(SIGHS) I'm so confused.
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

Ah!
_________________________________

Where are you guys?
_________________________________

Looks like I'm gonna have to
break out of here myself.
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

It's The Muppet Show,
_________________________________

with our very special
guest star, Lynn Redgrave.

_________________________________
Yay!

_________________________________
(IMITATING) Yes!
_________________________________

Oh. Hi-ho! Kermit the Frog, here.

_________________________________
Hi-lo.
_________________________________

Kermit the Frog here.
_________________________________

(SINGING) The lovers,
the dreamers and me

_________________________________
The lovers, the dreamers and cheese

_________________________________
Nailed it.
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

It's El Muppet Show,

_________________________________
with our very special guest,

Salma Hayek.
_________________________________

Hey!
_________________________________

(PLAYING SPANISH GUITAR RIFF)
_________________________________

(SINGING THEME IN SPANISH)
_________________________________

-Would you look at that?

-No.
_________________________________

Good idea.
_________________________________

(SINGING IN SPANISH)
_________________________________

(CHEERING)
_________________________________

(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

Yes! Hello and welcome

to El Muppet Show.
_________________________________

Please welcome our opening act,

the Great Gonzo
_________________________________

and the indoor running of the bulls!
_________________________________

(AUDIENCE APPLAUDS)
_________________________________

Gonzo? Gonzo, I don't want to do this.
_________________________________

What? This is gonna be great.
_________________________________

Are you sure about this?
_________________________________

Nope. Come on. Let's go.
_________________________________

-Where have you been?

-On stage.
_________________________________

-Why did the...

-(BULLS BELLOWING)
_________________________________

(GONZO SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(BOTH SCREAMING)
_________________________________

The bulls are out of control!

Who could have foreseen this?
_________________________________

Me. I did.
_________________________________

Here they come again!
_________________________________

Okay. Sorry about that, folks,
_________________________________

but now put your hands together

for Miss Piggy. Olé!

_________________________________
(VOCALIZING)
_________________________________

(SINGING IN SPANISH)
_________________________________

(SINGING) Don't you worry
about my boyfriend

_________________________________
The boy whose name is Kermitino

_________________________________
(BOTH GROANING)
_________________________________

I don't believe it.
_________________________________

They've managed the impossible.

What an achievement!
_________________________________

Bravo! Bravo!
_________________________________

What? You mean you actually

like this show now?
_________________________________

No! They've made the show even worse!
_________________________________

(BOTH LAUGHING)
_________________________________

-Bravo! Bravo!

-Amazing!
_________________________________

-(STATUES SMASHING)

-DOMINIC: Where is it?
_________________________________

CONSTANTINE:

It's got to be here somewhere.
_________________________________

Keep smashing, Number Two.
_________________________________

DOMINIC: What do you think I'm doing?

I'm smashing.
_________________________________

CONSTANTINE: Where is that key?
_________________________________

DOMINIC: The last one.

It better be in here.
_________________________________

He looks a little bit like you,

Number Two.
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

DOMINIC: Colonel Blood's key.
_________________________________

CONSTANTINE: Nice of him to label it.
_________________________________

-So, where is the locket?

-There's more.
_________________________________

(DOMINIC READING)
_________________________________

Of course.
That's where Blood's locket is.
_________________________________

In the vaults of the Irish National Bank.
_________________________________

Then I know where Muppet tour

must stop next. Dublin.
_________________________________

(PLAYING ROCK MUSIC)
_________________________________

Drum solo!
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

(SNORING)
_________________________________

(SONG ENDS)
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________

A standing ovation?
_________________________________

CONSTANTINE: I am Kermit.
_________________________________

I hope you enjoyed my show.
_________________________________

I love you, Madrid!
_________________________________

Wow, what an audience!

Great show, Kermit!
_________________________________

They loved me, Kermie! They loved me!
_________________________________

WALTER: Guys?
_________________________________

I'm not sure that was such a great show.
_________________________________

Like, what are you talking about?
_________________________________

That jam was, like, totally epic.
_________________________________

Exactly.
_________________________________

And I'm glad to say
the Spanish reviewers
_________________________________

disagree with you as well, Walter.
_________________________________

They loved us.
_________________________________

Five out of five jamón serranos.
_________________________________

Those reviews really came out fast.
_________________________________

And Citizen Kane only got

four jamón serranos.
_________________________________

DOMINIC: And more good news.
_________________________________

Pack up, everyone.

I've booked our next gig. In Dublin.
_________________________________

Oh, great! Now we all

have time to rehearse.
_________________________________

Rehearse? Let's celebrate.
_________________________________

Yeah!
_________________________________

CONSTANTINE: Yes!

You deserve it, comrades!
_________________________________

Go do whatever you want.
_________________________________

Ooh!

_________________________________

(BOTH PANTING)
_________________________________

(ANNA GASPS)
_________________________________

Arendelle.
_________________________________

-It's completely frozen.

-(SIGHS)
_________________________________

But it will be fine. Elsa will thaw it.
_________________________________

Will she?
_________________________________

Yeah. Now, come on.
_________________________________

This way to the North Mountain?
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

-More like this way.

-(GASPS)

_________________________________

SID: (SINGING) Some day,
when you're gonna sing

_________________________________
When you make us sing

_________________________________
-Shut up, Sid.

-Okay.
_________________________________

(SINGING) Stop, hey-hey,
what's that sound?

_________________________________
-All the mammoths are in the ground

-Stop singing, Sid!
_________________________________

(SINGING) If your species
will continue, clap your hands

_________________________________
(CLAPPING)
_________________________________
If your species...

_________________________________
Sid, I'm gonna fall on you again,

and this time I will kill you.
_________________________________

Okay. Someone doesn't like the classics.
_________________________________

What if they're right?
_________________________________

What if I am a last mammoth?
_________________________________

But, Manny, look at the bright side.

You have us!
_________________________________

Not your most persuasive argument, Sid.
_________________________________

-(DISTANT SOUND)

-(MAMMOTHS TRUMPETING)
_________________________________

-Mammoths?

-I knew he couldn't be the last one!
_________________________________

-(SID GRUNTS)

-I felt it in my trunk!
_________________________________

(BLUBBERING) Whoa! Whoa!
_________________________________

-(MAMMOTHS TRUMPETING)

-Whoa!
_________________________________

Extinct! Come on!
_________________________________

He's coming around the corner,

and he's up by a couple of fifths.
_________________________________

He's ahead by tusks!
_________________________________

Oh, he's beating Diego!

Diego's gonna go to the corner!
_________________________________

-MANNY: Whoa!

-(SID SCREAMS)
_________________________________

Ow! Ow! Ooh! (GROANS)
_________________________________

(GAS BLOWING)
_________________________________

Sorry. My stomach hates me.
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

Oh. Phew!
_________________________________

Eew! Don't that put the "stink"
in extinction.

_________________________________

Whoo! Sheesh! Eww! Nasty!
_________________________________

SID: Manny?
_________________________________

I, uh... I need to be alone for a while.
_________________________________

You go on ahead. I'll catch up.
_________________________________

One truly is the loneliest number.
_________________________________

-Ow!

-Ow! Hey!
_________________________________

-(BOTH LAUGHING)

-Ooh! These work great!
_________________________________

-Ow!

-Cool.
_________________________________

-(ROARS)

-(BOTH SCREAM)
_________________________________

Missed me! Missed me!

Now you gotta kiss me!
_________________________________

I'll get them.
_________________________________

Which end is up?
_________________________________

I'd hide that face too.
_________________________________

-Hey, ugly.

-Ow! I gotta sit on that!
_________________________________

Whoo-hoo! Ay!
_________________________________

-You!

-Got me!
_________________________________

Gotcha!
_________________________________

Yeah! Uh-oh.
_________________________________

-Boo.

-(BOTH SCREAM)
_________________________________

Okay, I'm going in! (SCREAMS)
_________________________________

-Sid!

-What?
_________________________________

-Ow! Ow!

-Nice miss!
_________________________________

-Cover your side.

-Ooh! I felt some breeze on that one.
_________________________________

Smile!
_________________________________

Whoo-hoo!
_________________________________

-(BLOWS RASPBERRY)

-Out of my way!
_________________________________

-Sid!

-Hello!
_________________________________

-Over here!

-(BOTH GRUNT)
_________________________________

-Surrender?

-BOTH: Never!
_________________________________

Cool!
_________________________________

-CRASH: Smoke 'em!

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
_________________________________

Anyone asks, there were 50 of them...
_________________________________

and, uh, they were rattlesnakes.
_________________________________

(LAUGHS) Here, kitty, kitty.
_________________________________

Big mistake, you miscreants.
_________________________________

-Miscreants?

-(BOTH LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Uh, Diego, they're possums.
_________________________________

(CLUCKING)
_________________________________

-(ROARS)

-Retreat!
_________________________________

(ROARS)
_________________________________

I guess it's just you and me now.
_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

(BOTH SHRIEK)
_________________________________

Ooh. (SPITS) Hmm.
_________________________________

I knew it!
_________________________________

-I knew I wasn't the only one!

-Me too!
_________________________________

Everyone falls out of the tree every

now and then. They just don't admit it.
_________________________________

Wait. What?
_________________________________

Some of us have a tough time

holding on to branches.
_________________________________

It's not like we're bats or something.
_________________________________

We don't have wings to keep us up.
_________________________________

And you were in the tree because...
_________________________________

Oh, I was just looking for my brothers.
_________________________________

They are always getting into trouble.
_________________________________

Brothers? You mean there's more?
_________________________________

Sure! Whoa!
_________________________________

There's lots of us.
_________________________________

-Where?

-Uh, everywhere?
_________________________________

Under rocks, in holes in the ground.
_________________________________

Usually we come out at night

so birds don't carry us off.
_________________________________

-Huh?

-Help! Help! Help!
_________________________________

(ROARS)
_________________________________

-EDDIE: (PANTING) Help!

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

Well, shave me down

and call me a mole rat!
_________________________________

You found another mammoth!
_________________________________

Where?
_________________________________

Wait a minute.

I thought mammoths were extinct.
_________________________________

-What are you looking at me for?

-I don't know.
_________________________________

Maybe because you're a mammoth?
_________________________________

Me?
_________________________________
Don't be ridiculous.

I'm not a mammoth. I'm a possum.
_________________________________

Right. Good one. I'm a newt.
_________________________________

This is my friend, the badger,
_________________________________

and my other friend, the platypus.
_________________________________

Why do I gotta be the platypus?

Make him the platypus.
_________________________________

This guy giving you trouble, sis?
_________________________________

-ALL: "Sis"?

-That's right.
_________________________________

These are my brothers...
_________________________________

Possum, possum, possum.
_________________________________

I don't think her tree
goes all the way to the top branch.

_________________________________

Manny, think of extinction's

a bad time to be picky.
_________________________________

Hey, she should come with us.
_________________________________

-Are you insane? No way.

-Okay.
_________________________________

Manny wants me to ask you

if you'd like to escape the flood with us.
_________________________________

-MANNY: What?

-I'd rather be roadkill.
_________________________________

-That can be arranged.

-(LAUGHS) Funny!
_________________________________

Let me have a little word

with my brothers.
_________________________________

(GROWLING)
_________________________________

Ellie, are you crazy?

We're not going with them!
_________________________________

Look, we'll never make it in time

if we only travel at night.
_________________________________

These guys can protect
us out in the open. What do you say?
_________________________________

-Ow!

-Why did you invite them?
_________________________________

Because you might be
the only two mammoths left on Earth.

_________________________________

-He has a point.

-I'm sorry.
_________________________________

When did I join this dating service?
_________________________________

My brothers and I
would be delighted to come with you.
_________________________________

-(GROANS)

-If you treat us nicely.
_________________________________

-(GROWLS)

-See that?
_________________________________

That's the total opposite of nice.
_________________________________

Maybe we'll have ourselves
a little snack before we hit the road.

_________________________________

You want a piece of us? Let's go.
_________________________________

Banzai!
_________________________________

-I got him! Ow!

-Back! Back!
_________________________________

-Yah! Yah!

-Ow!
_________________________________

You know the best part?

We're carrying diseases.
_________________________________

(ICE RUMBLING)
_________________________________

-(SPITS)

-MANNY: Okay.
_________________________________

Thanks to Sid,

we're now traveling together...
_________________________________

and, like it or not...
_________________________________

we're gonna be one big, happy family.
_________________________________

I'll be the daddy,

Ellie will be the mommy...
_________________________________

and Diego will be the uncle...
_________________________________

who eats the kids who get on my nerves.

_________________________________

Now, let's move it before the ground
falls out from under our feet!

_________________________________

I thought fat guys
were supposed to be jolly.

_________________________________

I'm not fat. It's this fur.

It makes me look big.
_________________________________

-It's poofy.

-(CHUCKLING) Oh. Okay.
_________________________________

He's fat.

_________________________________

(ICE TINKLING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING EXCITEDLY)
_________________________________

I never knew winter

could be so beautiful.
_________________________________

OLAF: Yeah.
_________________________________

It really is beautiful, isn't it?
_________________________________

But it's so white.
_________________________________

You know, how about a little color?
_________________________________

I'm thinking maybe some

crimson, chartreuse.
_________________________________

How about yellow?
_________________________________

No, not yellow. Yellow and snow?
_________________________________

(SHUDDERS) No go.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

(BOTH GASP)
_________________________________

-Am I right?

-(SHRIEKS)
_________________________________

-Hi.

-You're creepy.
_________________________________

-OLAF: Whoa!

-I don't want it.
_________________________________

-Back at you.

-OLAF: Please don't drop me.
_________________________________

-No.

-Come on, it's just a head.
_________________________________

OLAF: All right. We got off to a bad start.
_________________________________

Ew, ew, ew, the body!
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

Wait, what am I looking at right now?
_________________________________

Why are you hanging off

the earth like a bat?
_________________________________

All right, wait one second.
_________________________________

Oh. Uh...
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

-Thank you.

-You're welcome.
_________________________________

Now, I'm perfect.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Well, almost.
_________________________________

It was like my whole life

got turned upside down.
_________________________________

-(GRUNTS)

-Oh! Too hard. I'm sorry!
_________________________________

-Head rush!

-I was just... Are you okay?
_________________________________

Are you kidding me? I am wonderful!
_________________________________

I've always wanted a nose.
_________________________________

(IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) So cute.
_________________________________

It's like a little baby unicorn.
_________________________________

(IN NORMAL VOICE) But... Hey! Whoa!
_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-Oh.
_________________________________

I love it even more.
_________________________________

(EXHALES) All right,
let's start this thing over.

_________________________________

Hi, everyone.
_________________________________

I'm Olaf.
_________________________________

And I like warm hugs.
_________________________________

Olaf?
_________________________________

That's right. Olaf.
_________________________________

And you are?
_________________________________

Oh. Um...
_________________________________

I'm Anna.
_________________________________

And who's the funky-looking

donkey over there?
_________________________________

-That's Sven.

-Uh-huh.
_________________________________

And who's the reindeer?
_________________________________

Sven.
_________________________________

Oh, the... Oh. Okay.

That makes things easier for me.
_________________________________

(SQUEALS) Aw, look at him

trying to kiss my nose.
_________________________________

-I like you, too.

-Olaf.
_________________________________

-Did Elsa build you?

-Yeah. Why?
_________________________________

Do you know where she are?
_________________________________

-Fascinating.

-Yeah. Why?
_________________________________

Do you think you could

show us the way?
_________________________________

Yeah. Why?
_________________________________

How does this work? Ow!
_________________________________

Stop it, Sven. I'm trying to focus, here.
_________________________________

-Yeah. Why?

-I'll tell you why.
_________________________________

We need Elsa to bring back summer.
_________________________________

-Summer?

-Mmm-hmm.
_________________________________

Oh. I don't know why,
_________________________________

but I've always loved

the idea of summer.
_________________________________

And sun, and all things hot.
_________________________________

Really?
_________________________________

I'm guessing you don't have

much experience with heat.
_________________________________

Nope.
_________________________________

But sometimes I like to close my eyes,
_________________________________

and imagine what it would be

like when summer does come.
_________________________________

(SIGHING CONTENTEDLY)
_________________________________

Bees will buzz
Kids will blow dandelion fuzz
_________________________________

And I'll be doing
Whatever snow does in summer
_________________________________

A drink in my hand
_________________________________

My snow up against the burning sand
_________________________________

Probably getting gorgeously tanned
_________________________________

In summer
_________________________________

I'll finally see a summer breeze
_________________________________

Blow away a Winter storm
_________________________________

And find out what happens to solid water
_________________________________

When it gets warm
_________________________________

And I can't wait to see
_________________________________

What my buddies all think of me
_________________________________

Just imagine how much cooler I'll be
_________________________________

In summer!
_________________________________

(VOCALIZING)
_________________________________

The hot and the cold are both so intense

_________________________________
Put them together
It just makes sense
_________________________________

(SCATTING)
_________________________________

Winter's a good time
To stay in and cuddle

_________________________________
But put me in summer and I'll be a...
_________________________________

Happy snowman!
_________________________________

When life gets rough
_________________________________

I like to hold on to my dream
_________________________________

Relaxing in the summer sun
Just letting off steam
_________________________________

Oh, the sky
_________________________________

Will be blue
_________________________________

And you guys will be there, too
_________________________________

When I finally do
_________________________________

What frozen things do
In summer!
_________________________________

-I'm gonna tell him.

-Don't you dare.
_________________________________

In summer!
_________________________________

So, come on! Elsa's this way.
_________________________________

Let's go bring back summer!
_________________________________

-I'm coming!

-(OLAF LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Somebody's gotta tell him.

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(CHITTERS)
_________________________________

(INHALES)
_________________________________

(GASPING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

-(SCREAMS)

-(WATER SPLASHES)
_________________________________
FINN: That's how I like to start the day.
_________________________________
You never feel more alive
than when you're almost dead.
_________________________________
Yeah.
I hope that device didn't fall off.
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
That's the closest I ever been
to missin' my flight.
_________________________________
That was... Oh!
_________________________________
-Still in one piece? Great.
-MATER: I've got to go to a doctor.
_________________________________
I get these sharp pains
in my undercarriage.
_________________________________
-Downloading the photo now.
-Let me introduce you two.
_________________________________
This here is Finn McSomethin'
or other.
_________________________________
He's a first-class VIP
airport whatchamacallit.
_________________________________
And, Finn, this here is my date.
_________________________________
I never did get your name.
_________________________________
Oh, yes, sorry. It's Shiftwell.
Holley Shiftwell.
_________________________________
It's Shiftwell. Holley...
_________________________________
Finally.
Time to see who's behind all this.
_________________________________
What is this?
_________________________________
That's one of the worst engines
ever made.
_________________________________
It's an old aluminum V8 with a Lucas
electrical system and Whitworth bolts.
_________________________________
Shoot, them Whitworth bolts is a pain,
tell you what.
_________________________________
Them ain't metric, they ain't inches.
_________________________________
Yes, okay, but whose engine is this?
_________________________________
It's kinda hard to tell from this picture,
ain't it?
_________________________________
-But you took it.
-Holley.
_________________________________
Oh. Right! Yes, of course.
_________________________________
A good agent gets what he can,
then gets out before he's killed.
_________________________________
Agent? You mean, like,
insurance agent? Like...
_________________________________
(SINGING) Like a good neighbor,
Mater is there!
_________________________________
Wait! You mean secret agents!
You guys is spies!
_________________________________
In how many makes and models
did this type of engine appear?
_________________________________
It was standard in seven models
over a 12-year period.
_________________________________
At least 35,000 cars were made
with this engine.
_________________________________
-You're purty.
-Yes, thank you.
_________________________________
-And so nice.
-Just pay attention.
_________________________________
FINN: This seems like a dead end.
_________________________________
If there was something in the photo that
could narrow this down, I'd be happier.
_________________________________
You might not be happy,
but I bet this feller is.
_________________________________
See how he's had most of his parts
replaced?
_________________________________
And see all them boxes over there?
_________________________________
Them's all original parts.
They ain't easy to come by.
_________________________________
-Rare parts?
-That's something we can track.
_________________________________
Exactly.
_________________________________
Well done, Mater.
I would never have seen that.
_________________________________
I know of a black-market parts dealer
in Paris, a treacherous lowlife,
_________________________________
but he's the only car in the world
who can tell us whose engine this is.
_________________________________
What would you say to setting up
an informal task force on this one?
_________________________________
Wait. What?
_________________________________
You obviously have experience
in the field.
_________________________________
Yeah, I live right next to one.
_________________________________
I don't know.
_________________________________
I ain't exactly been much help
to anybody recently.
_________________________________
You're helping me.
Please, Mater.
_________________________________
Well... Okay.
_________________________________
But you know
I'm just a tow truck, right?
_________________________________
Right. And I'm just
in the import-export business.
_________________________________
-Siddeley?
-Yes, Finn?
_________________________________
Paris. Tout de suite.
_________________________________
Yeah, two of them sweets for me,
too, Sid.
_________________________________
I always wanted to be a spy.
_________________________________
Really? Me, too.
_________________________________
-Afterburners, sir?
-Is there any other way?
_________________________________

Folks! Escaping the flood

is the perfect time
_________________________________

to shed those unsightly pounds
_________________________________

with Fast Tony's Disaster Diet!
_________________________________

You, ma'am!
You look like a big, fat hairy beast!
_________________________________

-Ooh!

-How'd you like to lose a ton or two, eh?
_________________________________

Would I ever!
_________________________________

Don't listen to him, Vera!
_________________________________

You're already thin as a twig.
_________________________________

Oh-ho! I also have the perfect cure

for your eyesight, my blind friend.
_________________________________

Yeow!
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(WHISTLES)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Oh, we'll never make it at this pace.
_________________________________

Ellie, it's okay!

You can lose the camouflage!
_________________________________

-You're safe!

-Okay! Safe? Please.
_________________________________

Crash, Eddie, you two scope it out.
_________________________________

What you got?
_________________________________

Perimeter looks to be all clear, Captain.
_________________________________

-Roger that. One-niner, over.

-Roger. Over, victor... Ow!
_________________________________

-(LAUGHING)

-(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

-ELLIE: Guys!

-All clear!
_________________________________

Yahoo!
_________________________________

-Whoa!

-(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

-Hawk!

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

-(HAWK SHRIEKING)

-(PANTING)
_________________________________

(ELLIE CRASHING LOUD)
_________________________________

-What are you doing?

-Playing dead.
_________________________________

Manny, why don't you do that?
_________________________________

Because I'm a mammoth!
_________________________________

But you'd do it for treats, right?
_________________________________

Is he gone?
_________________________________

(SHRIEKS)
_________________________________

You're safe. Get up.
_________________________________

Whoo! Oh, man. If you weren't here,

_________________________________

that hawk would've swooped

down and snatched me up for dinner.
_________________________________

That's how cousin Wilton went.
_________________________________

(WHISTLES)
_________________________________

Boy, I really feel for you. I do.
_________________________________

I can't even imagine what it'd be like
_________________________________
to be the last one of your species.
_________________________________

-I'm not the last one.

-Oh, you brave, brave soul.
_________________________________

That's right. Don't give up hope.
_________________________________

(SIGHS) Ellie?
_________________________________

Look at our footprints.
_________________________________

They're the same shape.
_________________________________

Well. How do I know
those aren't your footprints?

_________________________________

Well, then...
_________________________________

Look at our shadows. We match.

_________________________________

You're right. They're the same!
_________________________________

You must be part possum!
_________________________________

You wish.
_________________________________

Diego, there are whole continents
moving faster than you.

_________________________________

Let's go!

We gotta catch up with the others.
_________________________________

(POSSUMS LAUGHING)
_________________________________

-(LAUGHING)

-Yeah!
_________________________________

Hey, knock it off.
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

Oh, cry me a river,
blubber-toothed tiger. Have some fun.
_________________________________

Can't you see the ice is thin enough

without you two wearing to down?
_________________________________

Ah, Diego, come on.
The ice may be thin,
_________________________________
but it's strong enough

to hold a 10-ton mammoth...
_________________________________

and a 9-ton possum.
_________________________________

Hmm.
_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-(BOTH WHOOPING)
_________________________________

(BLUBBERS)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Mammal overboard!
_________________________________

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Ho!
_________________________________

-(GROWLS)

-(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

EDDIE: Ellie, get up!
_________________________________

If you play dead, you'll be dead!
_________________________________

Look at me!
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

-Diego?

-(PANTING)
_________________________________

Diego!
_________________________________

(YELLS)
_________________________________

Ah! Come on, Diego. Come on! Oh!
_________________________________

This might sting a little.
_________________________________

(ROARING)
_________________________________

(SID SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

(GROWLING)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

What in the animal kingdom was that?
_________________________________

I don't know,
but from now on, land safe.

_________________________________

Water? Not safe.
_________________________________

That was the bravest thing

I've ever seen.
_________________________________

-It was nothing really. I, uh...

-Oh, it's not a compliment.
_________________________________

To a possum, bravery is just dumb.
_________________________________

-Yeah, we're spineless.

-Lily-liveried.
_________________________________

Maybe mammoths are going extinct...
_________________________________

because they put themselves

in danger too often.
_________________________________

Maybe you should run away more.
_________________________________

Good point. Thanks for the advice.
_________________________________

Happy to help.
_________________________________

Do you believe her?
_________________________________

(MIMICKING ELLIE)
"Bravery's just dumb.

_________________________________

"Maybe you should run away more."
_________________________________

He's infuriating
and stubborn and narrow-minded.
_________________________________

-Ooh, you like her!

-I do not!
_________________________________

Oh, don't worry.
Your secret's safe with me.
_________________________________

-Oh, and so is yours.

-What secret?
_________________________________

You know,

the one where you can't swim.
_________________________________

That's ridiculous.
_________________________________

Fine, but we're living

in a melting world, buddy.
_________________________________

You're gonna have to face your fear
sooner or later.
_________________________________
(TOOTING AND SHOUTING)
_________________________________
Ha ha ha!
_________________________________
FINN: Once we're inside, stay close.
_________________________________
Don't bother checking VIN numbers.
They're all dodgy here.
_________________________________
Got it.
_________________________________
Don't talk to anyone,
don't look at anyone,
_________________________________
and absolutely, positively no idling.
Are we clear?
_________________________________
Yes. No idling. Yes, sir.
_________________________________
-Mater?
-Yeah, Finn?
_________________________________
-We're not here to go shopping.
-Shoppin'? What do you mean?
_________________________________
Why would I...
_________________________________
Dad-gum.
_________________________________
Part for sales, monsieur.
Monsieur, part for sale.
_________________________________
They got everything here. No!
_________________________________
Look at them hoods!
I could use a hood.
_________________________________
Sorry, fellers. I gotta go!
_________________________________
Wow. Whoa. He-he!
_________________________________
Do what?
_________________________________
Excuse me. What are you selling?
_________________________________
Headlights, monsieur, headlights?
_________________________________
-What in the...?
-Two for one.
_________________________________
-I give you good price!
-I'm good!
_________________________________
(CARS SPEAKING IN FRENCH)
_________________________________
-FINN: There you are.
-There is some great bargains here.
_________________________________
Mater, get back!
-Imbécile!
_________________________________
Hey, wait for me!
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Ahhhhhh!
_________________________________
Ag-g-g-h!
_________________________________
-Have you lost your mind?
-But I thought...
_________________________________
This chap needs a tow.
Hook him up.
_________________________________
Sure thing.
_________________________________
You rusty piece of junk!
Get your dirty hook off me!
_________________________________
(SPEAKS FRENCH)
_________________________________
(SPEAKS FRENCH)
_________________________________
Electroshock! Are you kidding me?
_________________________________
This is her first field assignment. She
didn't know you were my informant.
_________________________________
-Informant?
-A rookie, huh?
_________________________________
I never liked new car smell.
_________________________________
Tomber was doing 20-to-life
in a Moroccan impound
_________________________________
the first time I saved him,
if I recall correctly.
_________________________________
Speaking of recalls, you're getting up
there in mileage, aren't you?
_________________________________
All right, we get it. You both know
each other, you're both old.
_________________________________
So, here you go, informant.
Inform us.
_________________________________
Beuck!
That is the worst motor ever made.
_________________________________
Wait. That oil filter.
Those wheel bearings.
_________________________________
Do those parts look familiar, Tomber?
_________________________________
They should. I sold them.
_________________________________
-HOLLEY: To whom?
-No idea.
_________________________________
He's my best customer, but he always
does his business over the phone.
_________________________________
I was always wondering
why he needs so many parts.
_________________________________
Now I know.
_________________________________
A lemon needs parts.
Ain't nothin' truer than that.
_________________________________
-Lemon?
-Yeah. Cars that don't ever work right.
_________________________________
Lemons is a tow truck's
bread and butter.
_________________________________
Like 'em Gremlins and Pacers
we run into at the party
_________________________________
and the race and the airport.
_________________________________
Pull up the pictures
from the oil platform.
_________________________________
I want to know what other type of cars
were out there.
_________________________________
Right. Let's see.
There were Hugos and Trunkovs.
_________________________________
Are these cars considered lemons?
_________________________________
Is the Popemobile Catholic?
_________________________________
Everyone involved in this plot
is one of history's biggest loser cars.
_________________________________
And they're all taking their orders
from the car behind this engine.
_________________________________
-Ah. This explains it.
-What, Tomber?
_________________________________
Gremlin, Pacer, Hugo
and Trunkov never get together,
_________________________________
but they are having a secret meeting
in two days.
_________________________________
-Where's this meeting taking place?
-Porto Corsa, Italy.
_________________________________
That's where the next race is!
_________________________________
There's a good chance
our mystery engine will be there, too.
_________________________________
Your chances are more than good.
_________________________________
I just sent him a new clutch assembly
yesterday. To Porto Corsa.
_________________________________
Contact Stevenson
and have him meet us at Gare de Lyon.
_________________________________
Good work.
_________________________________
MATER: That three-wheeled feller
had to be right about a big meetin'.
_________________________________
You never see this many lemons
in one town.
_________________________________
'Less there's a swap meet.
_________________________________
How'd you get all them pictures?
_________________________________
I reprogrammed Porto Corsa's red light
cameras to do recognition scans.
_________________________________
Wow. Not only is you the purtiest car
I ever met, but you're the smartest, too.
_________________________________
Thank you...I think.
_________________________________
MATER: That's a familiar sight.
A Hugo being towed.
_________________________________
But he looks absolutely perfect!
_________________________________
Of course! They must be the heads
of the lemon families.
_________________________________
Makes sense. If I was rich
and broke down every day,
_________________________________
I'd hire me to tow me
around all the time, too!
_________________________________
We've got to infiltrate that meeting
to find out who's behind all this.
_________________________________
-Hang on a minute. Hold still.
-Ow!
_________________________________
Ah-ha. Good job, Miss Shiftwell.
_________________________________
Thank you, Finn.
_________________________________
Boy, I sure wish my friends
could see me now.
_________________________________
LUIGI: Guido,
your eyes do not deceive you.
_________________________________
We are in Italy. We are home.
_________________________________
Hey, Luigi.
Which way to the hotel, man?
_________________________________
What? No friend of mine
will stay in a hotel in-a my village.
_________________________________
You will stay with my...
Uncle Topolino-o-o-o!
_________________________________
Luigi! Guido! (SPEAKS ITALIAN)
_________________________________
How do they do it?
_________________________________
These are the same ingredients
as back home, but it tastes so good.
_________________________________
-It's organic, man.
-Treehugger.
_________________________________
TOPOLINO: Hey, race car.
_________________________________
You look so down, so low.
_________________________________
Is like you have flat tires.
_________________________________
(SPEAKS ITALIAN)
_________________________________
She said you look like you are starving,
_________________________________
that she's gonna make you a big meal
and fatten you up.
_________________________________
Oh, no.
_________________________________
Mama Topolino, please,
you don't need to make a fuss.
_________________________________
Capisco. I understand.
_________________________________
Is a problem, yes,
between you and a friend?
_________________________________
How did you know that?
_________________________________
A wise car hears one word
and understands two.
_________________________________
That, and Luigi told me.
_________________________________
While Mama cooks,
come and take a stroll with me.
_________________________________
I brought my friend Mater along
on the trip
_________________________________
and I told him he needed
to act different,
_________________________________
that we weren't in Radiator Springs.
_________________________________
This Mater is a close friend?
_________________________________
He's my best friend.
_________________________________
Then why would you ask him to be
someone else?
_________________________________
What did I do?
_________________________________
I said some things during our fight.
_________________________________
You know, back when Guido and Luigi
used to work for me,
_________________________________
they would fight over everything.
_________________________________
They fight over what Ferrari
was the best Ferrari,
_________________________________
which one of them looked
more like a Ferrari.
_________________________________
There were even
some non-Ferrari fights.
_________________________________
So I tell them,
"Va bene, it's okay to fight.
_________________________________
"Everybody fights now and then,
especially best friends.
_________________________________
"But you got to make up fast.
_________________________________
"No fight more important
than friendship."
_________________________________
(SPEAKS ITALIAN)
_________________________________
-What does that mean?
-Whoever find a friend, find a treasure.
_________________________________
Now, mangia. Eat!
_________________________________
(THEY ARGUE IN ITALIAN)

_________________________________

(GUARD WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

Looks like we are busted.
_________________________________

(GRUMBLING) Exactly
what are we doing today?

_________________________________

I am doing my job.
_________________________________

All we need to do is look at the map

with the blinky lights, and wait.
_________________________________

This is how it is done here in Europe.
_________________________________

In America, we use 3-D

satellite LED displays.
_________________________________

Not cardboard with Christmas

lights stuck through it.
_________________________________

A blinky light! She is blinking! Let's go.
_________________________________

(BEEPING)
_________________________________

What is this? A toy?
_________________________________

This is my car, Le Maximum.
_________________________________

It is illegal now in most of
the EU for its massive size.
_________________________________

It's so needlessly spacious, I feel guilty.
_________________________________

(JEAN PIERRE YELLS IN FRENCH)
_________________________________

SAM THE EAGLE: I hate Europe.
_________________________________

JEAN PIERRE: Madrid, here we come!
_________________________________

(HORN BEEPING)
_________________________________

Get out of the way.
_________________________________

SAM THE EAGLE: Stay on the road!
_________________________________

JEAN PIERRE: Interpol!
_________________________________

Excusez-moi.
_________________________________

MAN: Watch out, everyone!
_________________________________

JEAN PIERRE: 37 hours. Not bad.
_________________________________

The Lemur. I knew it.
_________________________________

This doesn't make any sense.
_________________________________

Why break in,

smash some priceless busts
_________________________________

and then not steal anything?
_________________________________

There must be something bigger
going on.
_________________________________

-But what?

-(CLOCK BELL TOLLING)
_________________________________

Ah, I've got it!
_________________________________

Oh, sorry. 2:00 PM. My day is over.
_________________________________

Wait. Those weirdos, the Muppets,
_________________________________

were performing next
to the crime scene in Berlin.
_________________________________

And here they are,
_________________________________

performing right next
to the crime scene in Madrid!
_________________________________

You know what that means.
_________________________________

-Yes, they love museums!

-No!
_________________________________

They're suspects!
_________________________________

Okay. Overtime.
_________________________________

We must find these Muppets

before they flee the country.
_________________________________

To the train station!
_________________________________

Hey, Larry, want a bite of my bocadillos?
_________________________________

(WOMAN YELPS)
_________________________________

-What the...

-Ah!
_________________________________

Are you all Les Muppets?
_________________________________

Wow, those are big badges!
_________________________________

-Thank you.

-Merci...
_________________________________

Come, come. You must come with us

to answer some questions.
_________________________________

(SINGING) Kermit, let's begin
Describe the day you played Berlin

_________________________________
We rehearsed,
and then we walked about
_________________________________

We ate bratwurst and sauerkraut
_________________________________

That night at 10:03
_________________________________

Were you inside the portrait gallery?
_________________________________

My alibi is watertight
_________________________________

The audience saw me sing all night
_________________________________

Monsieur, we know you did the crime
_________________________________

I was on stage that whole time
_________________________________

Ask who sang Rainbow Connection
_________________________________

Thank you, Kermit, no more questions

_________________________________
Allo. I think it's time for

good cop/romantic cop.
_________________________________

(SINGING) Miss Piggy,
you could end up locked inside
_________________________________

And now's your chance
to save your hide
_________________________________

Gentlemen, I did not know
_________________________________

It's a crime to steal the show
_________________________________

Tell us how the art was taken
_________________________________

If you want to save your bacon
_________________________________

I haven't seen your missing art
_________________________________

All I've stolen is audience hearts
_________________________________

We'll catch the swine
_________________________________

That did this job
_________________________________

Give up the pig puns, creep!
_________________________________

Go jump in a lake, that's my suggestion
_________________________________

Thank you, Piggy, no more questions
_________________________________

I think she likes me. Huh?
_________________________________

I don't think your puns
are helping the investigation.
_________________________________

-You know, I think they did it

-No, they didn't

_________________________________
Yes, they did and we can pin it
_________________________________

If they did how did they do it?
_________________________________

If they didn't how did they didn't?
_________________________________

If they didn't then it's easy
'cause they simply didn't do it
_________________________________

If they did it, then I knew it
but we've nothing that can prove it

_________________________________
(CLEARS THROAT) Oh. Excuse me.
_________________________________

Let's go from the start
_________________________________

What do you know about the stolen art?
_________________________________

I didn't know there was a plan
_________________________________

Your accusation's far out, man
_________________________________

The chances of us committing
a crime are less than .009

_________________________________
(SPEAKING MOCK SWEDISH)
_________________________________

(QUACKING)
_________________________________

(SINGING) Uh, I can
do an Elvis impression

_________________________________
Thank you, Muppets
No more questions

_________________________________
-They didn't

-No, they didn't

_________________________________
There's no way they did the crime

_________________________________
-They couldn't, they're too stupid

-Not criminal masterminds

_________________________________
We do not know who did it
But we know who didn't do it

_________________________________
So we know who didn't do it

_________________________________
Yes, we know who didn't do it

_________________________________
They're incapable of being culpable!

_________________________________
Hi!
_________________________________

SAM THE EAGLE: Come on.

Let's go over the files again.
_________________________________

(CHITTERS AND GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(SQUEALS)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

-(SCREAMING)

-(JAWS CLACKING)
_________________________________

(BLUBBERING)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(FEROCIOUS YELLING)
_________________________________

Yeoh!
_________________________________

(YELLS) Hmm!
_________________________________

(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

(WHINES)
_________________________________

(GUARDS SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

Stop digging escape tunnel, frog.
_________________________________

How did you know?
_________________________________

It's the first escape everyone tries.
_________________________________

-(SCREAMS)

-That's the second escape people try.
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(TOILET FLUSHES)
_________________________________

Oh, boy.
_________________________________

Third way!
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

Give up, frog.
_________________________________

I have Netflix account
_________________________________

with search keywords "prison escape."
_________________________________

I have seen
every prison movie ever made.
_________________________________

Even the ones in space.
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

Yeah, well... (GASPS)

Hey, wait a second.
_________________________________

That's them! That's my friends!
_________________________________

What happened to them?
_________________________________

"Dominic Badguy.
_________________________________

"An interview with the brains behind
_________________________________

"the Muppets' triumphant

comeback world tour."
_________________________________

What?
_________________________________

It seems your friends
do not need you anymore.
_________________________________

They have forgotten about you.
_________________________________

Oh, no, no, no.
_________________________________

They wouldn't.
_________________________________

They couldn't.
_________________________________

We're a family.
_________________________________

"Family"?
_________________________________

No one believes in family

in the Gulag, frog.
_________________________________

People are only ever out for themselves.
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

Listen, Kermit.
_________________________________

We have annual lighthearted

Gulag Revue coming up.
_________________________________

It is that, or they riot.
_________________________________

-I thought you might help me.

-Uh...
_________________________________

The thing is, Nadya,
_________________________________

I'm sort of done doing that,

but thanks for the offer.
_________________________________

This is not offer. This is prison.
_________________________________

You are going to help me.
_________________________________

Rehearsals tomorrow, 4:00 AM.
_________________________________

Or I put you on The Wall.
_________________________________

"The Wall"?
_________________________________

Why would I be afraid of a wall?
_________________________________

Ugh! (GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Just direct the show.

You'll never escape.
_________________________________

What time did you say

that rehearsal was?
_________________________________

Ouch!
_________________________________

(CRASH GRUNTING)
_________________________________

CRASH: Almost... There!
_________________________________

-Okay. Ready, Eddie?

-Set!
_________________________________

Let's roll.
_________________________________

-Yee-haw!

-EDDIE: Wait for me!
_________________________________

(BOTH LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(BOTH WHOOPING)
_________________________________

Whoo-hoo!
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS) No brakes! Gotta roll!
_________________________________

Meet you at the other end!
_________________________________

So, you think she's the girl for me?
_________________________________

Yeah. She's tons of fun,
_________________________________

and you're no fun at all.
_________________________________

She completes you.
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

-Yeah!

-Hey! Hey, Manny!
_________________________________

Can you pull back the tree

and shoot me into the pond?
_________________________________

-No.

-Oh, come on!
_________________________________

How do you expect to impress Ellie
with that attitude?

_________________________________

I don't want to impress her!
_________________________________

Why are you trying so hard

to convince her she's a mammoth?

_________________________________
Because that's what she is!
_________________________________

I don't care if she thinks she's a possum.
_________________________________

-You can't be two things.

-Au contraire, mon "fered.
_________________________________

Tell that to the bullfrog,

the chicken hawk or turtledove.
_________________________________

You're never going to let up on you.
_________________________________

It'll be easier on all of us

if you just go with it.
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

So, uh, what do you want me to do?
_________________________________

Pull back the tree

and shoot me into the pond.
_________________________________

I don't know.
_________________________________

Well, if you're too lame to do it...
_________________________________

-we can get Ellie.

-MANNY: No, no, no.
_________________________________

No, I can do it. I can do it.
_________________________________

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Come on. Come on.
_________________________________

-Have you done this before?

-Ha! Only a million times.
_________________________________

Farther! Farther! Farther!
_________________________________

Perfect. Fire!
_________________________________

-(WHIMPERS)

-CRASH: Yeah!
_________________________________

I can fly!
_________________________________

(SINGS) I believe I can fly...

_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

(YELLS) Crash!
_________________________________

Uh-oh.
_________________________________

Oh, Crash! Crash!
_________________________________

Crash, are you okay?
_________________________________

-What happened?

-Manny shot him out of a tree.
_________________________________

-What's wrong with you?

-He said he could do it.
_________________________________

And you listened to him.
_________________________________

Crash, whatever you do,
_________________________________

don't go into the light!
_________________________________

Can I help in any way here?
_________________________________

You've done enough.
_________________________________

-Are you happy now?

-EDDIE: Crash!
_________________________________

Crash, don't leave me!
_________________________________

Who's gonna watch my back?
_________________________________

Who's gonna be

my wingman of mayhem?
_________________________________

Who's gonna roll in that
dung patch with me?
_________________________________

-(SOBS)

-Dung patch?
_________________________________

Wait! My legs!
_________________________________

-I can stand!

-He can stand!
_________________________________

-I can run!

-He can run! It's a miracle!
_________________________________

-Hallelujah!

-(WHOOPING)
_________________________________

ELLIE: Yeah!
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING) Ooh!
_________________________________

What can I say? They're boys.
_________________________________

They make my life a little adventure.
_________________________________

You guys are so dead!
_________________________________

Thanks for embarrassing me!
_________________________________

EDDIE: Ow! Not the face!
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(POSSUMS GIGGLING)
_________________________________

-Oh! Oh! Oh!

-EDDIE: Ellie! Ellie!
_________________________________

Me too!
_________________________________

DIEGO: She's not half bad.
_________________________________

Crazy and confused, but sweet.
_________________________________

-So?

-(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

So, what's holding you back?
_________________________________

(TREE TRUNK CRASHES)
_________________________________

My family.
_________________________________

You can have that again, you know.
_________________________________

No, Sid, I can't.
_________________________________

(YELPING) Okay, okay.

But... But think about it.
_________________________________

If you let this chance go,

you're letting your whole species go...
_________________________________

and that's just, uh... That's just selfish.
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

I think I'm starting to get through to him.
_________________________________

-(LAUGHING)

-Wait, wait. I got you.
_________________________________

-CRASH: Slowpoke!

-(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

-MANNY: Need help?

-No. No.
_________________________________

Just, uh, catching my breath.
_________________________________

-You're stuck.

-I am not.
_________________________________

All right. Then let's go.
_________________________________

ELLIE: I can't.
_________________________________

I'm stuck.
_________________________________

Don't you think that picking

them up like this would be easier?
_________________________________

Ellie?
_________________________________

I know this place.
_________________________________

(MAMMOTHS TRUMPETING)
_________________________________

(TRUMPETING)
_________________________________

You know, deep down I knew

I was different.
_________________________________

I was a little bigger than the

other possum kids.
_________________________________

Okay, a lot bigger.
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

Now I understand why the possum

boys didn't find me appealing.
_________________________________

That's too bad because as far

as mammoths go...
_________________________________

you're, uh...
_________________________________

-You know.

-What?
_________________________________

Well, um... Uh... Well, attractive.
_________________________________

-Really?

-Sure.
_________________________________

-What about me is attractive?

-Huh?
_________________________________

Well... Oh, well, I don't know.
_________________________________

Uh... Uh, well, there's your...
_________________________________

Uh, butt?
_________________________________

What about it?
_________________________________

It's... big?
_________________________________

Oh, you're just saying that!
_________________________________

No. No! No, I mean it. It's huge!
_________________________________

Biggest darn butt I've ever seen.
_________________________________

Oh! That is really sweet!
_________________________________

What a crazy day.
_________________________________

This morning I woke up a possum...
_________________________________

and now I'm a mammoth.
_________________________________

(CRACKING)
_________________________________

(GASPS AND SQUEALING)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(SNIFFS AND WHINES)
_________________________________

(PANTING) Ooh!
_________________________________

(EGG CHASING LOUD)
_________________________________

(CHIRPS)
_________________________________

(CHIRPING)
_________________________________

-Bah!

-(SQUAWKS)
_________________________________

-(SQUAWKING)

-(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

(BLUBBERS)
_________________________________

(FEROCIOUS YELLING)
_________________________________

(SQUAWKING)
_________________________________

(PANTING AND GRUNTS)
_________________________________

-(SQUAWKING)

-(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________

(CONDOR SQUAWKING LOUD)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

(CHIRPS)
_________________________________

(PEEPS)
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

(CHIRPS)
_________________________________

(HUMMING)
_________________________________

(BUSHES RUSTLING)
_________________________________

Hmm. (HUMMING)
_________________________________

-Ahh!

-(BUSHES RUSTLING)
_________________________________

Boy, Manny sure took a big leap
with Ellie today.
_________________________________

He sure did.
_________________________________

Yup. He stood on the shore

of uncertainty and dove right in.
_________________________________

Splash!
_________________________________

Kind of brave, huh,
_________________________________
the way he faced his fear?
_________________________________

I wouldn't know. Sabers don't feel fear.
_________________________________

Oh, come on. All animals feel fear.
_________________________________

It's what separates us from, say,

rocks. Rocks have no fear.
_________________________________

-And they sink.

-What are you getting at, Sid?
_________________________________

It may surprise you to know

that I, too, have experienced fear.
_________________________________

-No! You?

-Oh, yeah, yes.
_________________________________

As impossible as it seems,

the sloth has natural enemies...
_________________________________

that would like to harm

or otherwise "kill" us.
_________________________________

-I wonder why.

-Oh, jealousy mostly.
_________________________________

But the point is that fear is natural.
_________________________________

Fear is for prey.
_________________________________

Well, then you're letting the water
make you its prey.

_________________________________

Just jump in and trust your instincts.
_________________________________

You know, most animals

can swim as babies.
_________________________________

And for a tiger, it's

like crawling on your belly...
_________________________________

to stalk helpless prey.
_________________________________

But faster, okay?
_________________________________

Now, claw, kick, claw, kick.
_________________________________

I'm stalking the prey. Claw, kick.
_________________________________

Now, I look back over my shoulder

to see if I'm being followed...
_________________________________

and I'm breathing... (INHALES)
_________________________________

And I'm stalking, and I'm stalking.
_________________________________

And I'm... (SCREAMS)
_________________________________

I'm falling.
_________________________________

Correction. You're sinking,

kind of like a rock.
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

Oh! Hey, do we do any

special tricks like roll over...
_________________________________

or do we just throw our weight around?
_________________________________

-(GRUNTS) Whoa!

-Whoops! Sorry.
_________________________________

I don't know my own strength yet.
_________________________________

Ellie, do you realize that now
_________________________________

we have a chance to save our species?
_________________________________

Really? How we gonna do that?
_________________________________

Oh, well, you know.
_________________________________

-Oh, uh-uh. Did you just...

-MANNY: No, I didn't mean...
_________________________________

I'm not a mammoth for five minutes,

and you're hitting on me?
_________________________________

I wasn't saying... Not right now.
_________________________________

Um, in time.
_________________________________

I was just saying

that it's our responsibility.
_________________________________

-What?

-Uh, all right.
_________________________________

That came out wrong. I...
_________________________________

You're very pretty, but we just met and...
_________________________________

Responsibility?
_________________________________

Just doing your duty, huh? Is that it?
_________________________________

Ready to make the ultimate sacrifice

to save your species.
_________________________________

-Uh...

-Well, I got some news for you.
_________________________________

You're not saving the species tonight
or any other night.

_________________________________

(MANNY SIGHS)
_________________________________

JEAN PIERRE: Okay.

What about this comedian bear?
_________________________________

He is too stupid to be stupid.

He must be some sort of genius.
_________________________________

Maybe your "Lemur" hunch is correct.
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

Except for the tact that Les Muppets
_________________________________

play tomorrow night

at the Dublin Theatre.
_________________________________

Which just happens to be next door

to the Irish National Bank!
_________________________________

Maybe your Muppet hunch is...
_________________________________

Correct.
_________________________________

It's almost as if we're...
_________________________________

BOTH: Not so different
_________________________________

after
_________________________________

all.
_________________________________

Come, come, mon ami!
_________________________________

We must follow Les Muppets to Dublin!
_________________________________

To Dublin!
_________________________________

CONSTANTINE: Kremlin!
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

Putin!
_________________________________

MISS PIGGY: No, what are you doing?
_________________________________

-Okay, number five, baby. Blow.

-Come on.
_________________________________

-There you go. You know the routine.

-Come on, Diddy Daddy!
_________________________________

(CHEERING)
_________________________________

-Hey. guys? Fellas?

-Whoa!
_________________________________

Ah!
_________________________________

ZOOT: Whoa, man!
_________________________________

Hey, did you see that?
_________________________________

-(WHISTLES LOUDLY)

-Huh?
_________________________________

Um, do you guys think that Kermit's

been acting a little weird lately?
_________________________________

ALL: No.
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

You're probably right. It's just me.
_________________________________

(SIGHING) Bad frog.
_________________________________

So, how did it go?
_________________________________

Mmm. Not bad.
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

ELLIE: Okay, let's go.
_________________________________

We traveled with you all day.
_________________________________

Now you're coming with us at night.
_________________________________

But we can't see at night.
_________________________________

Then enjoy the flood.
_________________________________

-I can't even look at him.

-Pervert!
_________________________________

Making friends.
_________________________________
Everywhere you go, just making friends.
_________________________________

-(GRUNTS)

-Watch out. There's a stump.
_________________________________

(STRAINED) Not anymore.
_________________________________

I, uh... I thought we could walk together.
_________________________________

Crash, ask the mammoth

why he thinks that.
_________________________________

She said she thinks you're a jerk
and to go away.
_________________________________

She didn't say... Ow!
_________________________________

Look, maybe if we spend
more time... Ow!
_________________________________

Tell him that I need

a little personal space right now.
_________________________________

She said go jump in a lake.
_________________________________

And possums rule!
_________________________________

-I can hear her, you know?

-What do you want, a medal?
_________________________________

-(SCREAMING)

-(GASPING)
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

(GASPING)
_________________________________

-Stop moving!

-MANNY: Whoa!
_________________________________

DIEGO: Thank you.
_________________________________

(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________

Manny, Ellie! Lock trunks!
_________________________________

-(SCOFFS)

-Now!
_________________________________

Crash, Eddie! Grab on to that ledge!
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(LAUGHS) Funny!

Now what's your real plan?
_________________________________

-Just do it! What I say!

-Bye, Eddie.
_________________________________

-Bye, Crash.

-Bye, Ellie!
_________________________________

-Go now!

-(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Um, uh... I'm sorry if what

I said before offended you.
_________________________________

What do you mean, "if" it offended me?
_________________________________

-Whoa!

-That it offended her!
_________________________________

That it offended her!
_________________________________

I mean "that." That it offended you.
_________________________________

-You just overreacted, that's all.

-What?
_________________________________

-Take it back!

-There are other lives at stake here!
_________________________________

-Wait a minute. She's got a point.

-He's got nothing!
_________________________________

-It was a misunderstanding!

-It was insensitive!
_________________________________

-Apologize!

-Why me? She overreacted!
_________________________________

-Just apologize!

-MANNY: No.
_________________________________

-Do it!

-Okay. I'm sorry.
_________________________________

ALL: What?

ELLIE: He's right.
_________________________________

-I overreacted.

-You mean you...
_________________________________

Not another word, or I'll come down
there and push you over myself!
_________________________________

I got it. I got it.
_________________________________

I got it! (YELLS)
_________________________________

Uh-oh.
_________________________________

(YELLING)
_________________________________

Manny! Ellie! Run! Run!
_________________________________

(YELLS)
_________________________________

I guess we finally did something
right together.
_________________________________

DIEGO: Hey, don't mind me.
_________________________________

Just hanging off the edge of a cliff here.
_________________________________

Whoo.
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

ALL: (SINGING TUNELESSLY)
Come to the end of the road
_________________________________

Still I can't
_________________________________

Let go
_________________________________

It's unnatural
_________________________________

You belong to me
_________________________________

I belong to you
_________________________________

Enough!
_________________________________

You're all terrible.
_________________________________

Fix this. Or it's The Wall.
_________________________________

Oh.
_________________________________

Of course.
_________________________________

Guys, um... (CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________

It's always good to start
with an up-tempo song and dance
_________________________________

and then go into a comedy routine.
_________________________________

But we like Boyz II Men!
_________________________________

It is Big Papa's favorite song.

Lot of emotions in that song for him.
_________________________________

I'm not learning no other song.

I'm a triple threat!
_________________________________

A singer, a dancer and a murderer!
_________________________________

There you go. How do you like that?
_________________________________

Drum solo! Drum solo!
_________________________________

When do I do
the indoor running of the bulls?

_________________________________

What about the band's

marathon jam session?
_________________________________

Four of five musical numbers.
_________________________________

Quiet!
_________________________________

Now, look! We are holding

auditions tomorrow.
_________________________________

And if any of you
have a problem with that,
_________________________________

any of you, then my door is always open!
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

Thank you, Kermit.
_________________________________

This is what we've all
been waiting to hear.
_________________________________

Teach us, Kermit.
_________________________________

We will do whatever frog say.
_________________________________

Put it there.
_________________________________

Good night, frog. Nice work today.
_________________________________

Thanks, Nadya.
_________________________________

Even if your friends
don't need you, we certainly do.
_________________________________

Good night.
_________________________________

-Good night, Big Papa.

-'Night, Nadya.
_________________________________

-Good night, Carl.

-Good night, Nadya.
_________________________________

-Good night, Prison King.

-Good night, Nadya.
_________________________________

-Good night, Skullcrusher.

-Good night.
_________________________________

-Good night, Danny Trejo.

-Good night, Nadya.
_________________________________

NADYA: No one believes in family

in the Gulag, frog.
_________________________________

People are only
ever out for themselves.

_________________________________
(SIGHING)
_________________________________

(HUMS)
_________________________________

(SIGHS) Remember the good old days?
_________________________________

Which good old days?
_________________________________

Oh, you know, yesterday, last week...
_________________________________

Back when the trees went up and down

and the ground stayed under our feet?
_________________________________

Ugh. (CHUCKLES) Yup.
_________________________________

Those were the good days.
_________________________________

Possums were possums

and mammoths were mammoths.
_________________________________

We should get some sleep.
_________________________________

Yeah.
_________________________________

Tomorrow's the day the vulture

said that we're all gonna die.
_________________________________

(SNORING)
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

(SNORING)
_________________________________

(TREE BRANCH CREAKING)
_________________________________

(SNORING)
_________________________________

(MUTTERING)
_________________________________

(SMACKING LIPS)
_________________________________

No, no. I don't want any.
_________________________________

(SNORING)
_________________________________

Whoop! Nyuck. Nyuck-nyuck-nyuck.
_________________________________

Oh, no, no, no, no. (SUCKING THUMB)
_________________________________

(YAWNS)
_________________________________

Wait a minute. Uh, can I help you?
_________________________________

(ALL SIGHING)
_________________________________

Mmm. Now, that's what I call respect.
_________________________________

-(GIGGLING)

-Ooh! Nice.
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Somebody here likes Sid.
_________________________________

Who is your decorator?

I mean, this is fabulous.
_________________________________

Hmm. (GRUNTS)
_________________________________

-Fire King.

-Huh?
_________________________________

Fire King? Hmm!
_________________________________

Well, you know, it's about time...
_________________________________

someone recognized my true potential.
_________________________________

Let there be fire!
_________________________________

(YELLS)
_________________________________

ALL: Oh!
_________________________________

-(VINE SIZZLING)

-(SNIFFING)
_________________________________

-(GASPS) Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch!

-Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch!
_________________________________

-Hey!

-Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
_________________________________

Ah!
_________________________________

-(WHOOPING)

-(WHOOPING)
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Wacka, wacka, wacka, wacka.
_________________________________

Wackaka, wackaka, wackaka, wackaka,

wackaka, wackaka, wack!
_________________________________

-(HOOTING)

-(HOOTING)
_________________________________

(CHANTING)
_________________________________

-(RHYTHMIC TONGUE CLICKING)

-(RHYTHMIC TONGUE CLICKING)
_________________________________

Humina, humina, humina, humina,

humina, humina. (EXHALES)
_________________________________

Humina, humina, humina, humina,

humina, humina, ooh!
_________________________________

(VOCALIZING)
_________________________________

-(RHYTHMIC HOOTING)

-(MINI-SLOTHS VOCALIZING)
_________________________________

-(MINI-SLOTHS CHANTING)

-(MINI-SLOTHS STOMPING FEET)
_________________________________

(MINI-SLOTHS SQUEALING)
_________________________________

MINI-SLOTH: Wow!
_________________________________

If only the guys could see me now.
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

This is either really good or really bad.
_________________________________

-(MINI-SLOTHS CHANTING)

-(SCREAMS) Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
_________________________________

Me Fire King. Why kill Fire King?
_________________________________

A thousand years bad juju

for killing Fire King.
_________________________________

Superheated rock from the

Earth's core is surging to the crust,
_________________________________

melting ice built up

over thousands of years.
_________________________________

You're a very advanced race.
_________________________________

Together we can look for a solution!
_________________________________

We have one. Sacrifice the Fire King.
_________________________________

-Well, that's not very advanced.

-Worth a shot.
_________________________________

SID: No! No!
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(BLUBBERING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

Bad juju!
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Ow! Ow! Ow, ow!
_________________________________

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!
_________________________________
Finn, one hour to Porto Corsa.
_________________________________
Thank you, Stevenson.
_________________________________
-That should just about do it.
-Perfect.
_________________________________
So, Mater, it's voice-activated.
_________________________________
But everything's voice-activated
these days.
_________________________________
What? I thought you was supposed
to be makin' me a disguise.
_________________________________
COMPUTER: Voice recognized.
Disguise program initiated.
_________________________________
Cool!
_________________________________
Computer, make me a German truck.
_________________________________
-Request acknowledged.
-Check it out! I'm wearing Materhosen.
_________________________________
Make me a monster truck!
_________________________________
-Request acknowledged.
-What the...?
_________________________________
I vant to siphon your gas!
_________________________________
-Now make me a taco truck!
-Request acknowledged.
_________________________________
(HORN PLAYS LA CUCARACHA)
_________________________________
-A funny car!
-Request acknowledged.
_________________________________
The idea is to keep a low profile, Mater.
_________________________________
So I just go in, pretend to be this truck.
_________________________________
-And leave the rest to us.
-Now, hold still.
_________________________________
I have to do the final fitting
on your disguise.
_________________________________
That's no good. Hm.
_________________________________
Hey. What are you doin'?
_________________________________
The disguise won't calibrate effectively
without a smooth surface to graft onto.
_________________________________
For a second there, I thought
you was tryin' to fix my dents.
_________________________________
-Yes, I was.
-Then, no, thank you.
_________________________________
I don't get them dents buffed,
pulled, filled or painted by nobody.
_________________________________
-They way too valuable.
-Your dents are valuable? Really?
_________________________________
I come by each one of 'em with
my best friend, Lightning McQueen.
_________________________________
I don't fix these.
I wanna remember these dents forever.
_________________________________
So, you were being serious in Paris?
McQueen isn't just part of your cover.
_________________________________
Friendships can be dangerous
in our line of work, Mater.
_________________________________
But my line of work
is towin' and salvage.
_________________________________
Right. And Miss Shiftwell's
is designing iPhone apps.
_________________________________
-No, I meant for real.
-It's okay. I'll work around the dent.
_________________________________
-Oh...
-In the meantime...
_________________________________
..you look a little light on weapons.

_________________________________

TINKER BELL:

Um... I know. Favorite star?
_________________________________

PERIWINKLE: Second star
_________________________________

-to the right.

-To the right.
_________________________________

Okay. Favorite drink?
_________________________________

Hot chamomile tea.
_________________________________

Iced chamomile tea!
_________________________________

-Oh!

-(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Okay, my turn. How about favorite bug?
_________________________________

Bug? It's too cold for bugs over here,
_________________________________

but in one of Dewey's books,

I read about butterflies.
_________________________________

Oh, in Butterfly Cove,

there's hundreds of them.
_________________________________

It's in Summer. It's right over...
_________________________________

Um... Hmm.
_________________________________

I guess you can't see it from here.
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

No. You can't.
_________________________________

What's it like over there?
_________________________________

Warm.
_________________________________

And the colors? The sounds?
_________________________________

All the animals. And the fish.
_________________________________

They swim in melted ice, right?
_________________________________

Water.
_________________________________

(SIGHS) I wish...
_________________________________

I wish I could go there.
_________________________________

-Peri?

-Yeah?
_________________________________

I made it warmer over here.

Maybe I could make it colder over there.
_________________________________

Are you... (GASPS)
_________________________________

Are you saying I could cross?
_________________________________

-Yeah!

-Oh, Tink.
_________________________________

You could show me your world.
_________________________________

I could meet your friends.
_________________________________

Do you think I could see a butterfly?
_________________________________

There's a pretty good chance.
_________________________________

-Oh!

-(ICE CRACKING)
_________________________________

Uh, Tink?
_________________________________

(BOTH SCREAMING)
_________________________________

-I can't fly!

-Tink!
_________________________________

Hold on. Hold on!
_________________________________

I'm slipping!
_________________________________

That's it, Fiona. That's it.
_________________________________

Are you girls all right?
_________________________________

-Yeah.

-Yeah.
_________________________________

Are you sure? Nothing broken?

Nothing bruised?
_________________________________

No. We're okay.
_________________________________

(SIGHS) This time.
_________________________________

Lord Milori was right.
_________________________________

Crossing the border

is just too dangerous.
_________________________________

What are you saying?
_________________________________

I'm sorry, girls,
_________________________________

but I'm afraid this isn't going to work out

like you hoped.
_________________________________

We have to take Tinker Bell home.
_________________________________

Let's go, Fiona.
_________________________________

It's...
_________________________________

It's for your own good.
_________________________________

(MEOWS)
_________________________________

(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________

I can't watch, Fiona.
_________________________________

(SNIFFLING)
_________________________________

I promised myself

I wasn't going to do this.
_________________________________

Okay. Here's the plan.

Meet me here tomorrow.
_________________________________

Oh, thank goodness. I thought

you were really saying goodbye.
_________________________________

No! I just met my sister

I never knew I had
_________________________________

and I'm going to say goodbye forever?

Are you kidding?
_________________________________

So... (WHISPERING)
_________________________________

Clank? Bobble?
_________________________________

Guys?
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

(TINKER BELL GROANS)
_________________________________

Oopsie.
_________________________________

(GASPS) Tink! You're back!
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

-Yes. (CHUCKLES)

-CLANK: Sorry!
_________________________________

We thought you were a troll.
_________________________________

A troll?
_________________________________

I knew we shouldn't have used

the troll stopper.
_________________________________

What if it was a troll?
_________________________________

You'd be saying something different,

wouldn't you?
_________________________________

Guys. It doesn't matter.
_________________________________

Oh, right.
_________________________________

-I need your help.

-Is it about a glacier?
_________________________________

No. But it's kind of a secret.
_________________________________

I don't want everybody to know.
_________________________________

(BOTH GASP)
_________________________________

I'm pretty sure these buttons will work,

but we're going to need more of them.
_________________________________

Aye, unless we use

a couple of acorn caps.
_________________________________

Right! Good idea.
_________________________________

Whoo! Now where is that Clanky?
_________________________________

CLANK: Oh, yes, I'm right here.
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

I didn't tell everybody.
_________________________________

Just Fawn, Ro, Sil, Dess, and Vidia.
_________________________________

So, there's another you.
_________________________________

-Vidia!

-Yeah.
_________________________________

I've got a sister.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) I told you!
_________________________________

Bust my bonnet.
_________________________________

SILVERMIST: Amazing!

FAWN: It's fantastic!
_________________________________

I can't believe this is happening.
_________________________________

But how?
_________________________________

They were born of the same laugh!
_________________________________

Tell them, Tink,

what you told me and Bobble.
_________________________________

Her name's Periwinkle.
_________________________________

She's a Frost Fairy,

and she's just amazing.
_________________________________

I'm making this machine

so she can come here and meet you all,
_________________________________

and after that

we'll go straight to Queen Clarion!
_________________________________

Oh...
_________________________________

Um, have you thought this through?
_________________________________

"Hi, Queen Clarion. Meet the Winter

Fairy I smuggled over the border."
_________________________________

Vidia!
_________________________________

When Queen Clarion

hears how we found each other,
_________________________________

and that we're sisters,
_________________________________

she will change Lord Milori's rule.
_________________________________

Oh, of course she will.
_________________________________

She'd never want you to be apart.
_________________________________

It's like you found the perfect lost thing.
_________________________________

And I'm never going to lose her.
_________________________________

Well, then, let's get to work!
_________________________________

Just tell us what to do.
_________________________________

Great!
_________________________________

Okay. We need to place

that wheel right here.
_________________________________

IRIDESSA: Got you, Tink.
_________________________________

And let's get that propped up over there.
_________________________________

ROSETTA: I feel so tinkery.
_________________________________

-Clank, Bobble...

-Wait, wait.
_________________________________

Finish up the chassis?
_________________________________

Exactly.
_________________________________

-Come on, Clanky!

-Bobble!
_________________________________

Perhaps you and I are brothers!

It's possible.
_________________________________

We look almost exactly alike.

_________________________________

(PEOPLE TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
_________________________________

No, no. You've got the bark facing down.
_________________________________

The bark needs to be face-up.
_________________________________

-Bark down is drier.

-MAN 1: Bark up!
_________________________________

MAN 2: Bark down!

BOY: Papa!
_________________________________

Cloak? Does anyone need a cloak?
_________________________________

Arendelle is indebted to you,

Your Highness.
_________________________________

The castle is open.
_________________________________

There is soup and hot glogg
in the great hall.
_________________________________

Here, pass these out.
_________________________________

Prince Hans!
_________________________________

Are we expected

to just sit here and freeze
_________________________________

while you give away all

of Arendelle's tradable goods?
_________________________________

Princess Anna has given her orders.
_________________________________

And that's another thing!
_________________________________

Has it dawned on you that your

princess may be conspiring
_________________________________

with the wicked sorceress
_________________________________

to destroy us all?
_________________________________

Do not question the princess.
_________________________________

She left me in charge
_________________________________

and I will not hesitate
_________________________________

to protect Arendelle from treason.
_________________________________

(STAMMERING) Treason?
_________________________________

(HORSE WHINNYING)
_________________________________

-(ALL GASP)

-(WOMAN SCREAMS)
_________________________________

(PEOPLE PANICKING)
_________________________________

Whoa! Whoa!
_________________________________

Whoa, boy. Easy.
_________________________________

Easy.
_________________________________

MAN: It's Princess Anna's horse.
_________________________________

WOMAN 1: So, where is the princess?
_________________________________

WOMAN 2: Where could she be?

WOMAN 3: Where is she?
_________________________________

Princess Anna is in trouble.
_________________________________

I need volunteers to go

with me to find her.
_________________________________

-I'll go.

-I volunteer.
_________________________________

I volunteer two men, My Lord.
_________________________________

Be prepared for anything.
_________________________________

And should you encounter the queen,
_________________________________

you are to put an end to this winter.
_________________________________

-Do you understand?

-Hmm.

_________________________________

So, how exactly
are you planning to stop this weather?
_________________________________

Oh. I am gonna talk to my sister.
_________________________________

That's your plan?
_________________________________

My ice business is riding on

you talking to your sister?
_________________________________

-Yep.

-(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

So, you're not at all afraid of her?
_________________________________

-Why would I be?

-Yeah.
_________________________________

I bet she's the nicest,

gentlest, warmest person ever.
_________________________________

Oh. Look at that.
_________________________________

I've been impaled. (CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

What now?
_________________________________

KRISTOFF: Mmm...
_________________________________

It's too steep.
_________________________________

I've only got one rope and you

don't know how to climb mountains.
_________________________________

-ANNA: Says who?

-(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Hmm?
_________________________________

What are you doing?
_________________________________

I'm going to see my sister.
_________________________________

You're gonna kill yourself.
_________________________________

-(GRUNTS)

-I wouldn't put my foot there.
_________________________________

-You're distracting me.

-Or there.
_________________________________

How do you know

Elsa even wants to see you?
_________________________________

ANNA: All right. I'm just blocking you out
_________________________________

because I gotta concentrate, here.

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

You know, most people who disappear
_________________________________

into the mountains want to be alone.
_________________________________

Nobody wants to be alone.
_________________________________

Except maybe you.
_________________________________

I'm not alone. I have friends, remember?
_________________________________

ANNA: You mean, the love experts?
_________________________________

Yes, the love experts.
_________________________________

(GRUNTS) Ah...
_________________________________

Please tell me I'm almost there.
_________________________________

Does the air seem a bit thin
to you up here?
_________________________________

-(ANNA PANTING)

-(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Hang on.
_________________________________

OLAF: Hey, Sven?
_________________________________

Not sure if this is gonna

solve the problem,
_________________________________

but I found a staircase that leads exactly
_________________________________

where you wanted to go.
_________________________________

Ha-ha! Thank goodness. Catch!
_________________________________

(BOTH GRUNT)
_________________________________

Thanks. That was like a

crazy trust exercise.

_________________________________

(OLAF CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

BOTH: Whoa.
_________________________________

Now, that's ice.
_________________________________

I might cry.
_________________________________

Go ahead. I won't judge.
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

All right, take it easy, boy. Come here.
_________________________________

I got you. (GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Okay. You stay right here, buddy.
_________________________________

(WHISTLES)
_________________________________

Flawless.
_________________________________

Knock.
_________________________________

Just knock.
_________________________________

Why isn't she knocking?
_________________________________

Do you think she knows how to knock?
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(EXHALES) Huh. It opened.
_________________________________

That's a first.
_________________________________

Oh. You should probably wait out here.
_________________________________

-What?

-The last time I introduced her to a guy,
_________________________________

she froze everything.
_________________________________

But, but... Oh, come on!
_________________________________

It's a palace made of ice. Ice is my life!
_________________________________

Bye, Sven.
_________________________________

You, too, Olaf.
_________________________________

-Me?

-Just give us a minute.
_________________________________

Okay.
_________________________________

(SOFTLY) One, two,
_________________________________

-three...

-BOTH: Four...
_________________________________
BRENT: You are looking live
at beautiful
_________________________________
Porto Corsa, Italy,
on the Italian Riviera.
_________________________________
What a magnificent setting for the
second race of the World Grand Prix!
_________________________________
DAVID: Brent, they call this place
the "Gem of the Riviera,"
_________________________________
and it's easy to see why.
_________________________________
With its secluded beaches
and opulent casinos,
_________________________________
Porto Corsa truly is a playground
for the wealthy.
_________________________________
And everyone who's anyone
is here today,
_________________________________
from the ultra-rich and super-famous
_________________________________
to world leaders
and important dignitaries.
_________________________________
BRENT: You aren't kidding, David.
_________________________________
You can't do a three-point turn
without bumping into some celebrity.
_________________________________
Welcome, everyone, to the second race
of the World Grand Prix,
_________________________________
where the big news
continues to be allinol.
_________________________________
Sir Miles Axlerod spoke to the press
earlier today
_________________________________
to answer questions about its safety.
_________________________________
An independent panel of scientists
has determined
_________________________________
that allinol is completely safe, okay?
_________________________________
Safe. There it is.
_________________________________
So the race will go on, folks.
_________________________________
But the question everyone is asking:
_________________________________
will the real
Lightning McQueen show up today?
_________________________________
BRENT: He'd better.
Talk about a home track advantage.
_________________________________
Francesco Bernoulli
grew up racing on this course.
_________________________________
ANNOUNCER: Signore e signori, in the
pole position, Numero Uno, Francesco!
_________________________________
Bellissima!
Thank you for your support!
_________________________________
And your big mistake, McQueen!
_________________________________
ANNOUNCER: In secondo position,
_________________________________
numero 95, Lightning-a McQueen-a!
_________________________________
McQueen-a, is-a everything okay?
_________________________________
If you're worried about your fuel, man,
don't. It's perfectly safe.
_________________________________
No, guys,
I just really wish Mater were here.
_________________________________
Francesco understands, McQueen.
_________________________________
Oh, great, here it comes.
_________________________________
What do you got, Francesco?
_________________________________
For famous race cars like Francesco
and, well, you,
_________________________________
to be far away from home is not easy.
_________________________________
I think you forgot
the insulting part of that insult.
_________________________________
Is-a no insult.
_________________________________
When-a Francesco is away from home,
he misses his mama,
_________________________________
just like-a you miss
your tow truck amico.
_________________________________
Gee, I maybe misjudged you,
because that's exactly...
_________________________________
Of course, I am at home,
and my mama is right here.
_________________________________
Mama!
_________________________________
Don't worry, Mama,
McQueen is very sad.
_________________________________
I will beat his cry-baby bottom today!
_________________________________
And there's the insult we were missing.
_________________________________
(CHANTING FOR FRANCESCO)
_________________________________
BRENT: Darrell, the racers
are settling in as they head
_________________________________
to the Italian countryside.
_________________________________
DARRELL: Whoo, boy!
_________________________________
This is gonna be a great race.

_________________________________

(WHISTLE BLOWING)
_________________________________

WALTER: Well, well, well.
_________________________________

What's he up to?
_________________________________

(PEOPLE TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
_________________________________

Hmm.
_________________________________

Huh?

_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

Anyone see you?
_________________________________

No.
_________________________________

I can't believe we're doing this!
_________________________________

So, did you bring it?
_________________________________

Yes. (WHISTLES)
_________________________________

Watch the branch.
_________________________________

(ALL GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Careful. More to the right.
_________________________________

For the record, we shouldn't be doing

this. Whatever it is we're doing.
_________________________________

As ordered. One big block of ice.
_________________________________

Courtesy of our resident glacier fairy.
_________________________________

Hey.
_________________________________

So, what do you think?
_________________________________

It's perfect!
_________________________________

(WHISTLES)
_________________________________

Uh, are you sure

she's not luring you into a trap?
_________________________________

Oh! It's one of those...
_________________________________

Things we shouldn't be doing?
_________________________________

It's a snowmaker!
_________________________________

It makes snow!
_________________________________

Yep, this is your ticket

to the warm side of Pixie Hollow.
_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-Wait a second.
_________________________________

This is crazy!

You don't even know if this thing works!
_________________________________

(LAUGHS) Oh, it works, all right.
_________________________________

Aye, we made it ourselves.
_________________________________

Of course you did. Just walk away.
_________________________________

How does it work?
_________________________________

Guys?
_________________________________

Pull.
_________________________________

Move this around here.
_________________________________

You might want to

step aside for this part.
_________________________________

(ALL EXCLAIM)
_________________________________

SLED: Ha! They're serious.
_________________________________

(GASPING) Snow!
_________________________________

Wow.
_________________________________

You did it! You actually did it!
_________________________________

Ooh! It's cold.
_________________________________

So?
_________________________________

Hmm.
_________________________________

Go, go on.
_________________________________

Live it, man.
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

CLANK: Welcome, Miss Winkle.
_________________________________

Thank you.
_________________________________

All righty! Your tour begins

with the Autumn Forest.
_________________________________

Next it's a quick stop

in Springtime Square.
_________________________________

And finally, the Pixie Dust Tree,
_________________________________

which, as you know,

makes all fairy life possible.
_________________________________

Aye, that's where you'll be meeting

her majestiness, the queen.
_________________________________

The queen?
_________________________________

They're going to see the queen!
_________________________________

She's very wise.
_________________________________

And if we tell her we're sisters,
_________________________________

she'll change Lord Milori's rule.
_________________________________

That is so exciting!
_________________________________

Say hi for me, or curtsy,

or whatever it is you do.
_________________________________

-Sure.

-And bring me back an acorn. A big one!
_________________________________

-After you.

-Thank you.
_________________________________

Bye!
_________________________________

(SQUEALS) I can't believe

I'm going to get an acorn!
_________________________________

Finally! That is so exciting!
_________________________________

(TWITTERS)
_________________________________

DOMINIC: Gentlemen.
_________________________________

I need this review

to go into Friday's paper.
_________________________________

Super positive. Five stars.
_________________________________

I won't be paid off for a review.

I'm a journalist.
_________________________________

I'm joking, of course. Cash or credit?
_________________________________

-(STATUE BREAKING)

-Oh!
_________________________________

-What was that?

-Rats.
_________________________________

Who cares?
_________________________________

(WHISTLES)
_________________________________

Hand these tickets out
to anyone who will take one.
_________________________________

In fact, you may have to
actually pay people to come.
_________________________________

-It's the Muppets. It's not gonna be easy.

-Mmm. Oh.
_________________________________

And I want a standing ovation.
_________________________________

Oh, dear.
_________________________________

Where does he keep

all those suitcases?
_________________________________

(MUNCHING)
_________________________________

FOZZIE: Hmm. Let's see here.
_________________________________

What's Kermit doing on
the cover of this newspaper?
_________________________________

(SHRIEKS)
_________________________________

(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

(PANTING) Oh! Ow!
_________________________________

Dominic's the bad guy!

Dominic's the bad guy!
_________________________________

-Fozzie!

-Mmm?
_________________________________

Dominic's the reason

we've been selling out our shows!
_________________________________

He's been giving away tickets
_________________________________

and bribing journalists

to write great reviews!
_________________________________

(GROANS) Why didn't

we ever think of doing that?
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

I mean, that's terrible!
_________________________________

The question is, why?
_________________________________

And could it have anything to do with
_________________________________

why Kermit's been
acting so weird lately?
_________________________________

Hey, wanna see something funny?
_________________________________

Yes, Constantine,

the world's most dangerous frog.
_________________________________

Fozzie, what does he have to
do with what I just told you?
_________________________________

Nothing, but check this out.
_________________________________

A-ha!
_________________________________

Oh, look, it's Kermit.
_________________________________

FOZZIE: A-ha!
_________________________________

(SHRIEKS) What did you do
with Kermit?
_________________________________

(LIGHTNING CRASHES)
_________________________________

Wait a minute.
_________________________________

Fozzie...
_________________________________

What if Kermit has been replaced
_________________________________

by this Constantine guy?
_________________________________

(BULB BUZZES)
_________________________________

Nah, that's impossible. We'd all notice!
_________________________________

Wouldn't we?
_________________________________

(KNOCKING)
_________________________________

Kermit?
_________________________________

Are... Are you there?
_________________________________

Hello?
_________________________________

FOZZIE: Kermit?
_________________________________

Everything's fine. Let's get out of here.
_________________________________

-Wait!

-Whoa!
_________________________________

We should look around.
_________________________________

(TICKING)
_________________________________

Huh. Kermit's got a big bomb collection.
_________________________________

Looks like he's planning

some sort of comedy heist bit.
_________________________________

I hope not. Those never work.
_________________________________

Mmm.
_________________________________

WALTER: What's that?
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Oh, no.
_________________________________

What, what, what? What?
_________________________________

Oh, no.
_________________________________

(BOTH SCREAMING)
_________________________________

-We got to get out of here!

-Yeah!
_________________________________

Not so fast.
_________________________________

Where's Kermit?
_________________________________

What do you want?
_________________________________

You have wocka-ed

your last wocka, bear.
_________________________________

(YELLS)
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

-Bad frog!

-FOZZIE: Animal!
_________________________________

-Oh, good boy!

-Great job!
_________________________________

-Thank you.

-(GASPING)
_________________________________

(CONSTANTINE GROANS)
_________________________________

-(GROWLS)

-(ALL SCREAM)
_________________________________

Quick! The freight train!
_________________________________

Go, go, go!
_________________________________

(ALL YELLING)
_________________________________

(GROWLS)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

We got to go back! Warn the others!
_________________________________

I tried. They didn't believe me.
_________________________________

It's our word against his
and, well, he's fooled them all.
_________________________________

Should we go to the police?
_________________________________

We don't have any evidence!
_________________________________

(SIGHING) I feel terrible.
_________________________________

I'm the one who talked Kermit

into doing this tour in the first place.
_________________________________

Oh, I wish Kermit was here!

He would know what to do.
_________________________________

You're right.
_________________________________

There's only one guy

in this world who can save us.
_________________________________

Only one frog who can restore order,
_________________________________

bring justice,
_________________________________

and set things right!
_________________________________

You are talking about Kermit, right?
_________________________________

Yes, Fozzie. Kermit.
_________________________________

-(UPBEAT TUNE PLAYING ON PIANO)

-Turn, turn, out, in, jump, step,
_________________________________

kick, kick, leap, kick, touch.
_________________________________

Got it? From the top.

A-five, six, seven, eight.
_________________________________

ALL: (SINGING) God, I hope I get it

_________________________________
I hope I get it

_________________________________
-How many people does he need?

-How many people does he need?

_________________________________
God, I hope I get it

_________________________________
I hope I get it

_________________________________
How many boys, how many girls?

_________________________________
How many boys, how many?

_________________________________
Look at all the people

At all the people

_________________________________
MAXIMUM SECURITY PRISONER:

How many people does he need?

_________________________________
How many boys, how many girls?

_________________________________
How many people does he...

_________________________________
DANNY TREJO: I really need this job
_________________________________

Please, God, I need this job
_________________________________

I've got to get this job

_________________________________
Good!
_________________________________

Great!
_________________________________

That's it, guys, that's it!
_________________________________

That's good, guys! Come on!

And hit it hard!
_________________________________

(SINGING) I really need this job
_________________________________

Please, God, I need this job
_________________________________

I've got to get this job

_________________________________
Okay. All right. Yes.

(CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________

Uh, Nadya?
_________________________________

I think perhaps we should,
perhaps, keep it prisoners only.
_________________________________

Of course. I just love Broadway.
_________________________________

But you are right, Kermit, as ever.
_________________________________

Okay. Thank you.
_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________

Okay, fellas, listen up.
_________________________________

Here's who made the cut.
_________________________________

Sergei! King! That's you.
_________________________________

You are always right,

my beautiful amphibian prince.
_________________________________

I will never let you go.
_________________________________
(HORNS TOOT)
_________________________________
Gremlins.
Man, those are some ugly cars.
_________________________________
Look like someone stole their trunks.
_________________________________
(LAUGHTER)
_________________________________
(SPEAKS ITALIAN)
_________________________________
My grand-a father has-a broken down.
_________________________________
If-a one of-a you would help,
I would be so thankful.
_________________________________
Sounds like you need
some roadside assistance.
_________________________________
-She was talking to me.
-Really? Prove it.
_________________________________
Don't-a fight over me.
_________________________________
Signore Tow Truck, per favore.
_________________________________
Get ready, Mater.
You're on any moment now.
_________________________________
I don't know about this.
What if I screw things up?
_________________________________
FINN: Impossible.
_________________________________
Just apply the same level of dedication
_________________________________
you've been using to play
the idiot tow truck, and you'll be fine.
_________________________________
It's just that them guys look purty tough
and... Wait, did you say "idiot"?
_________________________________
-Is that how you see me?
-FINN: That's how everyone sees you.
_________________________________
Isn't that the idea?
_________________________________
I tell you, that's the genius of it.
_________________________________
No one realizes they're being fooled
_________________________________
because they're too busy laughing
at the fool.
_________________________________
Brilliant!
_________________________________
-Why aren't you in disguise?
I er...
_________________________________
-Come on! There's no time! Go!
-Okay. Okay.
_________________________________
-Computer, disguise!
-COMPUTER: Request acknowledged.
_________________________________
-(HORN TOOTS)
-It's the boss. He's coming.
_________________________________
Ivan.
_________________________________
Oh, er...
_________________________________
Ivan, why do you insult me so
by making me wait here?
_________________________________
He's in.
_________________________________
BRENT: The racers are now
making their way around the hairpin
_________________________________
and headed downhill
toward the casino bridge.
_________________________________
No more bets, please.
_________________________________
Come on, fuzzy dice!
_________________________________
-Number four. Easy four.
-Yeah!
_________________________________
Air freshener. Antenna balls.
_________________________________
Spark-a plugs.
_________________________________
This place looks like
it's made outta gold!
_________________________________
HOLLEY: That's because it is.
Now, be careful what you say.
_________________________________
MATER: Why is that?
_________________________________
What do you mean, "Don't talk to ya"?
_________________________________
You want me to stop talkin' to ya
right now?
_________________________________
You are acting strange today, Ivan.
_________________________________
I have no idea
what you're talking about,
_________________________________
"Alexander Hugo, aka Chop Shop Alex."
_________________________________
You got a lot of aka's, Alex.
_________________________________
But that makes sense, seein's how
you's wanted in France, Germany...
_________________________________
Mater, stop it!
_________________________________
Okay, okay, keep your voice down!
_________________________________
You gonna make me arrested!
_________________________________
Don't mess with Ivan today.
He's in a bad mood.
_________________________________
He's so good!
_________________________________

PERIWINKLE: Wow.
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(WHOOPING)
_________________________________

WOMAN: (SINGING) Just when

we thought life couldn't get much better
_________________________________

A wish we never knew

we made came true
_________________________________

Worlds that were apart

have come together

_________________________________

-ROSETTA: There she is!

-She's so wintery.
_________________________________

We'll be friends

no matter what the weather

_________________________________
This is so exciting!
_________________________________

Wait for the signal.
_________________________________

Wait until you see the wondrous

things that we can do here with you
_________________________________

That's it. Operation Periwinkle in effect.
_________________________________

We're on your side
_________________________________

We're on your side
_________________________________

Let's take this ride
_________________________________

Let's take this ride
_________________________________

(GASPING)
_________________________________

And together we're facing the world

_________________________________
Doing things nobody's done before

_________________________________
And the great divide

_________________________________
Doesn't seem so wide

_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Butterflies!
_________________________________

ALL: Surprise!
_________________________________

Oh! Your friends did all this?
_________________________________

They wanted to surprise you.
_________________________________

Everyone, this is Periwinkle, my sister.
_________________________________

IRIDESSA: This is so exciting.
_________________________________

-Oh, wow!

-Can you believe it?
_________________________________

Hello. It is nice to meet you.
_________________________________

I am Rosetta. This is...
_________________________________

She's a Winter Fairy.

She's not from the moon.
_________________________________

Oh, right. I know, I know.

I'm just so excited!
_________________________________

It's great to meet all of you.
_________________________________

This is so remarkable!

You two are sisters!
_________________________________

Yeah. A little fairy-to-fairy advice.
_________________________________

Tink can be tricky

to get along with at times.
_________________________________

Yeah. Look who's talking.
_________________________________

We can't believe you're over here!
_________________________________

So... Are you cold enough?
_________________________________

Yeah. It's perfect.
_________________________________

Oh! (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

ALL: Aw!
_________________________________

Oh, I nearly forgot.
_________________________________

This is for you.

It's called a periwinkle. Also.
_________________________________

Thank you.
_________________________________

I'll keep it forever.
_________________________________
Victor!
_________________________________
Hey, Victor!
_________________________________
-There you are!
-Come in!
_________________________________
Victor Hugo, I'm J Curby Gremlin.
From Detroit.
_________________________________
It's good to see you.
_________________________________
Is the big boss here yet?
_________________________________
-No, not yet.
-He's supposed to be here any minute.
_________________________________
(KNOCKING)
_________________________________
(HORN BEEPS, KNOCKING)
_________________________________
Here we go.
_________________________________
Guten Tag.
_________________________________
It's just the professor.
_________________________________
Zündapp! When is he coming?
_________________________________
He's already here.
_________________________________
(DISGUISED VOICE)
Welcome, everyone.
_________________________________
I wish I could be with you
on this very special day,
_________________________________
but my clutch assembly broke.
_________________________________
-You know how it is.
-Forget about it.
_________________________________
We know how you feel.
_________________________________
-Descramble that voice.
-I'm trying.
_________________________________
Oh, it's too sophisticated.

_________________________________

Whoa.
_________________________________

Elsa?
_________________________________

It's me, Anna.
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

-ELSA: Anna.

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

Whoa. Elsa, you look different.
_________________________________

It's a good different.
_________________________________

And this place...
_________________________________

It's amazing.
_________________________________

Thank you.
_________________________________

I never knew what I was capable of.
_________________________________

I'm so sorry about what happened.

If I'd have known...
_________________________________

No, no, no. It's okay.
_________________________________

You don't have to apologize,

but you should probably go.
_________________________________

Please.
_________________________________

But I just got here.
_________________________________

You belong down in Arendelle.
_________________________________

So do you.
_________________________________

No, Anna, I belong here.
_________________________________

Alone.
_________________________________

Where I can be who I am

without hurting anybody.
_________________________________

Actually, about that...
_________________________________

-OLAF: Sixty!

-Wait. What is that?
_________________________________

Hi! I'm Olaf and I like warm hugs!
_________________________________

Olaf?
_________________________________

Yeah. You built me.
_________________________________

Remember that?
_________________________________

And you're alive?
_________________________________

(STAMMERS) Um... I think so.
_________________________________

He's just like the one we built as kids.
_________________________________

Yeah.
_________________________________

Elsa, we were so close.
_________________________________

We can be like that again.
_________________________________

YOUNG ANNA: Catch me!

YOUNG ELSA: Slow down!
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Anna!
_________________________________

(GASPS) No.
_________________________________

We can't. Goodbye, Anna.
_________________________________

Elsa, wait.
_________________________________

No, I'm just trying to protect you.
_________________________________
We are here to celebrate.
_________________________________
Today, all your hard work pays off.
_________________________________
The world turned their backs
on cars like us.
_________________________________
They stopped manufacturing us,
stopped making our parts.
_________________________________
The only thing they haven't stopped
doing is laughing at us.
_________________________________
They've called us terrible names:
jalopy, rust bucket, heap,
_________________________________
clunker, junker, beater,
wreck, rattletrap,
_________________________________
lemon.
_________________________________
But their insults just give us strength.
_________________________________
Because today, my friends,
that all ends!
_________________________________
DARRELL: There's smoke
on the casino bridge!
_________________________________
Oh, no!
_________________________________
It's Carla Veloso, the Brazilian race car!
_________________________________
-What just happened?
-I'm working on it.
_________________________________
(CHEERING)
_________________________________
They laughed at us,
but now it's our turn to laugh back.
_________________________________
DAVID: Another crash!
It's number 9, Nigel Gearsley.
_________________________________
Embrace your inner lemon.
_________________________________
Let it drive you.
_________________________________
I'm detecting an extremely strong
electromagnetic pulse.
_________________________________
-Finn, it's the camera.
-Where?
_________________________________
On the tower!
_________________________________
LEMON KINGPIN: This was meant to
be alternative fuel's greatest moment.
_________________________________
But after today,
everyone will race back to gasoline.
_________________________________
And we, the owners of the world's
largest untapped oil reserve
_________________________________
will become the most powerful cars
in the world!

_________________________________

You don't have to protect me.

I'm not afraid.
_________________________________

Please don't shut me out again.
_________________________________

Please don't slam the door
_________________________________

You don't have to keep
Your distance anymore
_________________________________

'Cause for the first time in forever
_________________________________

I finally understand
_________________________________

For the first time in forever
_________________________________

We can fix this hand in hand
_________________________________

We can head down
this mountain together.
_________________________________

You don't have to live in fear

_________________________________
'Cause for the first time in forever

_________________________________
I will be right here
_________________________________

Anna.
_________________________________

Please go back home
_________________________________

Your life awaits
_________________________________

Go enjoy the sun
And open up the gates
_________________________________

-Yeah, but...

-I know.
_________________________________

You mean well
But leave me be
_________________________________

Yes, I'm alone
_________________________________

But I'm alone and free
_________________________________

Just stay away
And you'll be safe from me
_________________________________

Actually, we're not
_________________________________

What do you mean, you're not?
_________________________________

I get the feeling you don't know
_________________________________

What do I not know?
_________________________________

Arendelle's in deep, deep, deep
_________________________________

Deep snow
_________________________________

What?

_________________________________

(ALL GASPING)
_________________________________

Look at that!
_________________________________

It's frost.
_________________________________

She and her friends practice

in the Frost Forest. You should see it!
_________________________________

Oh, you should see Tink on ice skates.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) She's a natural.
_________________________________

It's only because you had that lost thing.
_________________________________

-Uh, she collects lost things, too?

-BOTH: Yeah!
_________________________________

SILVERMIST: You guys are so alike.
_________________________________
Get out of the way!
_________________________________
(SPEAKS ITALIAN)
_________________________________
(SHOUTING IN ITALIAN)
_________________________________
They will come to us, and they will have
no choice, because they will need us.

_________________________________

You kind of set off an

eternal winter everywhere.
_________________________________

Everywhere?
_________________________________

Well, it's okay, you can just unfreeze it.
_________________________________

No, I can't. I don't know how.
_________________________________

Sure you can. I know you can.
_________________________________

'Cause for the first time in forever
_________________________________

Oh, I'm such a fool!
I can't be free!
_________________________________

You don't have to be afraid
_________________________________

No escape from the storm inside of me
_________________________________

We can work this out together
_________________________________

I can't control the curse!
_________________________________

We'll reverse the storm you've made
_________________________________

Anna, please you'll only make it worse!
_________________________________

Don't panic
There's so much fear!
_________________________________

We'll make the sun shine bright
_________________________________

You're not safe here!
_________________________________

We can face this thing together
_________________________________

No!

_________________________________
We can change this winter weather

_________________________________
And everything will be all right

_________________________________
I can't!
_________________________________

(GASPING)
_________________________________
Huh? Whoa!
_________________________________
We figured you might stop by!
_________________________________

I know.
_________________________________

Even our wings are identical.

That's why they sparkled.
_________________________________

-Let's show them.

-I don't feel so...
_________________________________

Oh! Periwinkle!
_________________________________

FAWN: Is she all right?
_________________________________

I think she's getting a little too hot.
_________________________________

(BREATHING HEAVILY)
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

KRISTOFF: Anna!
_________________________________

Are you okay?
_________________________________

I'm okay.
_________________________________

I'm fine.

_________________________________

My wings... I can't feel them.
_________________________________

(GASPING)
_________________________________

I think they're too warm.
_________________________________

Oh, the snowmaker!
_________________________________

It's running out of ice!
_________________________________

We have to get her back to the border!
_________________________________

Tink, what about the queen?
_________________________________

There's no time.
_________________________________

Clank, grab some ice.

We'll wrap her wings.

_________________________________

Who's this?
_________________________________

Wait, it doesn't matter. Just...
_________________________________

You have to go.
_________________________________

No, I know we can

figure this out together.
_________________________________

How?
_________________________________

What power do you have

to stop this winter?
_________________________________

To stop me?
_________________________________

Anna, I think we should go.
_________________________________

No, I'm not leaving without you, Elsa.
_________________________________

Yes, you are.
_________________________________

-(LOW GROWLING)

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

(GROWLS)
_________________________________
LEMON KINGPIN:
And they will finally respect us!
_________________________________
So hold your hoods high!
_________________________________
After today, you will never again
be ashamed of who you are!
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
Long live lemons!
_________________________________
BRENT: Number 7 is loose!
Shu Todoroki!
_________________________________
Finn?

_________________________________

ANNA: Stop! Put us down!
_________________________________

-Go away.

-(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(SHUDDERING)
_________________________________

(BOTH YELP)
_________________________________

Heads up!
_________________________________

Watch out for my butt!
_________________________________

(BOTH GASP)
_________________________________

It is not nice to throw people!
_________________________________

Whoa, whoa, whoa, feisty-pants.

Okay, relax.
_________________________________

-Just calm down! Calm down!

-Okay! All right!
_________________________________

-I'm okay.

-Just let the snowman be.
_________________________________

-I'm calm.

-Great.
_________________________________

-(GRUNTS)

-Oh! Come on!
_________________________________

(ROARING)
_________________________________

Oh. Look, see?

Now, you made him mad.
_________________________________

I'll distract him. You guys go.
_________________________________

No, no! Not you guys!
_________________________________

(MUFFLED)

This just got a whole lot harder.
_________________________________

Be careful. Gentle. Easy.
_________________________________

Okay. Let's go. Hurry!
_________________________________

CLANK: All together. All together.
_________________________________

ROSETTA: All together.
_________________________________

SILVERMIST: Hurry!
_________________________________

We can do this!

_________________________________

-(ANNA SHRIEKS)

-(GROWLS)
_________________________________

KRISTOFF: Look out!
_________________________________

(ANNA SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(ROARS)
_________________________________

-(ANNA GASPS)

-(BOTH PANTING)
_________________________________

KRISTOFF: Run! Run!
_________________________________

KRISTOFF: What are you doing?

_________________________________

(ALL STRAINING)
_________________________________

Hurry!
_________________________________

Go, go, go!
_________________________________

Hold on. We're almost there.
_________________________________

BOBBLE: Hurry! It's nearly out of ice!
_________________________________

TINKER BELL: Not much further.

_________________________________

(BOTH CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

I got him! (LAUGHS)
_________________________________

KRISTOFF: Whoa! Stop!
_________________________________

ANNA: It's a 100-foot drop.
_________________________________

KRISTOFF: It's 200.
_________________________________

-Ow!

-(MARSHMALLOW ROARS)
_________________________________

-What's that for?

-I'm digging a snow anchor.
_________________________________

Okay. What if we fall?
_________________________________

There's 20 feet of fresh

powder down there.
_________________________________

It'll be like landing on a pillow.
_________________________________

Hopefully.
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(ROARING)
_________________________________

Okay, Anna. On three.
_________________________________

ANNA: Okay.

KRISTOFF: One...
_________________________________

You tell me when. I'm ready to go.
_________________________________

-Two...

-I was born ready! Yes!
_________________________________

Calm down.
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

ANNA: Tree!
_________________________________

What the... Whoa!
_________________________________

-(BOTH GRUNT)

-KRISTOFF: That happened.
_________________________________

(PANTING) Man, am I out of shape.
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

There we go. Hey, Anna!
_________________________________

Sven! Where did you guys go?
_________________________________

We totally lost Marshmallow back there.
_________________________________

Hey! We were just talking about you.
_________________________________

All good things, all good things.
_________________________________

No!
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

This is not making much

of a difference, is it?
_________________________________

(SHRIEKS)
_________________________________

Olaf!
_________________________________

(GRUNTS) Hang in there, guys!
_________________________________

Go. Go faster!
_________________________________

(BOTH STRUGGLING)
_________________________________

-Wait, what?

-KRISTOFF: Hey!
_________________________________

(MARSHMALLOW GROWLING)
_________________________________

-(BOTH EXCLAIM)

-Ow!
_________________________________

Kristoff!
_________________________________

(ANNA GASPING)
_________________________________

Don't come back!
_________________________________

We won't.
_________________________________

-(GRUNTING)

-(BOTH SCREAMING)

_________________________________

Don't worry. We're almost there.
_________________________________

We're going to make it.

We're going to make it!
_________________________________

Let me help you.
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

_________________________________

(GASPING)
_________________________________

Hey, you were right.

Just like a pillow. (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

-(OLAF PANTING)

-Olaf!
_________________________________

I can't feel my legs! I can't feel my legs!
_________________________________

(COUGHING)
_________________________________

-Those are my legs.

-Ooh!
_________________________________

Hey, do me a favor, grab my butt.
_________________________________

Oh. That feels better.
_________________________________

Hey, Sven! He found us.
_________________________________

Who's my cute little reindeer?
_________________________________

-Don't talk to him like that.

-(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

You're tickling me.
_________________________________
BRENT: Bumper to bumper
as they approach the finish line!
_________________________________
McQueen's the winner!
Francesco's second!
_________________________________
They have no idea
what happened behind them.
_________________________________
This is impossible!
_________________________________
That's what I'm talking about! Ka-chow!
_________________________________
-(SIRENS BLARE)
-What happened?
_________________________________
-Where are all the other cars?
-What is going on?
_________________________________
Oh, no!

_________________________________

Please, can you help her?
_________________________________

Tink.

_________________________________

Here.
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

Are you okay?
_________________________________

Thank you.
_________________________________

-How's your head?

-Ah! Ooh!
_________________________________

(STAMMERING)
_________________________________

It's fine. Uh...
_________________________________

Uh, I'm good. I've got a thick skull.
_________________________________

I don't have a skull.
_________________________________

Or bones.
_________________________________

So, uh... So, now what?
_________________________________

Gently. Lift your wings.

Let the cold surround them.
_________________________________

You're okay. Your wings are okay.
_________________________________

Yeah. Yeah.
_________________________________

This is why we do not cross the border.
_________________________________

No, it could've worked!

We just needed a bigger piece of ice!
_________________________________

And when that was gone?

Your wings could have broken.
_________________________________

But they didn't. I'm fine. Thanks to them.
_________________________________

The rule is there to protect you.

I'm sorry.
_________________________________

You two may never see

each other again.
_________________________________

Oh, please don't do this.

We belong together.
_________________________________

We're sisters.
_________________________________

We were born of the same laugh.
_________________________________

All the more reason you should want

to keep each other safe.
_________________________________

Return home.
_________________________________

(SNIFFLES)
_________________________________

Come on, Tink. Let's go home.
_________________________________

No!
_________________________________

Lord Milori,

your rule will not keep us apart.
_________________________________

QUEEN CLARION: Tinker Bell.
_________________________________

This is not Lord Milori's rule. It's mine.
_________________________________

Queen Clarion?
_________________________________

I'm sorry.

_________________________________

Now what? (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Now what?
_________________________________

Oh...
_________________________________

What am I gonna do?
_________________________________

She threw me out.
_________________________________

I can't go back to Arendelle

with the weather like this.
_________________________________

And then there's your ice business.
_________________________________

Hey, hey.

Don't worry about my ice business.
_________________________________

-Worry about your hair!

-What?
_________________________________

I just fell off a cliff.

You should see your hair.
_________________________________

No, yours is turning white.
_________________________________

White? It's... What?
_________________________________

It's because she struck you, isn't it?
_________________________________

Does it look bad?
_________________________________

-No.

-You hesitated.
_________________________________

No, I didn't.
_________________________________

Anna, you need help, okay? Come on.

_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

You should get deeper into the cold.
_________________________________

Back to the north side of the mountain.
_________________________________

(SIGHS DEEPLY)

_________________________________

Okay! Where are we going?
_________________________________

To see my friends.
_________________________________

The love experts?
_________________________________

-Love experts?

-Uh-huh.
_________________________________

And don't worry,

they'll be able to fix this.
_________________________________

How do you know?
_________________________________

Because I've seen them do it before.
_________________________________

I like to consider myself a love expert.
_________________________________

(SVEN GRUNTS)

_________________________________

(URGES OWL)
_________________________________
Sir Axlerod, is the final race in London
still going to take place?
_________________________________
I suppose that...
_________________________________
(SIGHS) The show must go on,
as they say.
_________________________________
I can't believe this is really happening!
_________________________________
Quiet!
_________________________________
Will you require all the racers
to still run on allinol?
_________________________________
I cannot, in good conscience, continue
to risk the lives of any more race cars.
_________________________________
The final race will not be run on allinol.
_________________________________
There you have it, a clearly devastated
Sir Miles Axlerod
_________________________________
announcing that he will not require
the cars to use allinol for the final race.
_________________________________
A toast!
_________________________________
To the death of allinol
and alternative fuel forever!
_________________________________
Mater, abort the mission.
_________________________________
They've got Finn. Get out of there.
Get out of there right now.
_________________________________
How is your grandfather?
_________________________________
(CHANTING) Long live lemons!
_________________________________
Isn't this a great party, Ivan, huh?
_________________________________
Oh, yeah, it's unbelievable.
_________________________________
You are not leaving, are you?
_________________________________
Uh...of course I ain't leaving.
_________________________________
-McQUEEN ON TV: I'm just in shock...
-McQueen?
_________________________________
Crashes are a part of racing, I know,
_________________________________
but something like that
should never happen.
_________________________________
DARRELL: You can choose your fuel
for the final race. What it'll be?
_________________________________
-Allinol.
-(ASTONISHED GASPS)
_________________________________
DARRELL: After today?
_________________________________
My friend Fillmore says it's safe.
That's good enough for me.
_________________________________
I didn't stand by a friend of mine
recently.
_________________________________
I'm not gonna make
the same mistake twice.
_________________________________
So a surprising revelation
from Lightning McQueen.
_________________________________
He will use allinol in the final race,
despite what occurred today.
_________________________________
-...till Lightning McQueen is dead.
-Of course.
_________________________________
Allinol must be finished for good.
_________________________________
McQueen cannot win the last race.
_________________________________
Lightning McQueen must be killed!
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
(HORN PLAYS LA CUCARACHA)
_________________________________
It's the American spy!
_________________________________
Dad-gum!
_________________________________
COMPUTER: Gatling gun.
Request acknowledged.
_________________________________
ZÜNDAPP: Down! Everybody, down!
_________________________________
-Shoot! I didn't mean...
-COMPUTER: Request acknowledged.
_________________________________
Wait! Wait!
I didn't mean that kind of shoot!
_________________________________
COMPUTER: Correction acknowledged.
Deploying chute.
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
McQueen!
_________________________________
Whoa! What's this?
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
McQueen! McQueen!
_________________________________
Waagh!
_________________________________
Let me through! Let me through!
_________________________________
Let me in!
I got to get through to warn McQueen!
_________________________________
You cannot-a come through here!
Back up.
_________________________________
We have a lunatic at gate 9.
_________________________________
I was disguised as a tow truck
to infiltrate this lemonhead meeting
_________________________________
and my weapons system's done
misinterperated what I'm saying!
_________________________________
-Lunatic at gate 9.
-McQueen! McQueen!
_________________________________
-You are the champion!
-This way, signore.
_________________________________
-MATER: McQueen!
-Mater?
_________________________________
-MATER: McQueen.
-Give us a pose!
_________________________________
-McQueen!
-Stop moving. Stop!
_________________________________
Where you going?
_________________________________
Stop!
_________________________________
-McQueen!
-That really sounded like...
_________________________________
Mater!
_________________________________
-Mater?
-Signore?
_________________________________
MATER: McQueen!
They're gonna kill you!
_________________________________
McQUEEN: Mater!
_________________________________
Excuse me.
_________________________________
No, where are you going?
_________________________________
Scusi. Mater!
_________________________________
-McQueen!
-Scusi.
_________________________________
Mater! Mater!
_________________________________
Mater, I'm so glad to see you.
_________________________________
Lightning McQueen!
I am a huge fan.
_________________________________
I'm sorry, I thought I heard...
_________________________________
That was me. I said, "You killed
out there today. You're the best."
_________________________________
-What? I mean, thanks.
-Right this way, signore.
_________________________________
I really thought I heard my friend.
_________________________________
In England, you'll be finished!
At the finish line.
_________________________________
-Wait, what?
-The press is waiting.
_________________________________
Come-a with me, please.
_________________________________
(MUFFLED CRIES)
_________________________________
Let me go!
_________________________________
You actually care about that race car.
_________________________________
A pity you didn't warn him in time.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
MATER: "Idiot"?
Is that how you see me?
_________________________________
FINN: That's how everyone sees you.
I tell you, that's the genius of it.
_________________________________
No one realizes they're being fooled
_________________________________
because they're too busy laughing
at the fool.
_________________________________
At the fool... (ECHOES)
_________________________________
Excuse me!
_________________________________
(IN JAPANESE)
Domo arigato!
_________________________________
Yeah!
_________________________________
You done good. You got all the leaves.
_________________________________
-Check out that tow truck.
-I wonder who that guy's with.
_________________________________
Will you guys excuse me
just for one little second?
_________________________________
Now that's a scoop of ice cream!
_________________________________
Aargh!
_________________________________
(LAUGHTER)
_________________________________
Somebody get me water!
Oh, sweet relief.
_________________________________
Mater!
_________________________________
(LAUGHTER)
_________________________________
But I never leak oil. Never.
_________________________________
Get a hold of yourself.
You're making a scene!
_________________________________
Wait a minute.
I didn't screw you up, did I?
_________________________________
-I lost the race because of you!
-Maybe if I talked to somebody...
_________________________________
I don't need your help!
_________________________________
I don't want your help.
_________________________________
Your help... (ECHOES)
_________________________________
Bang the gong. Get it on!
_________________________________
McQUEEN: Listen,
this isn't Radiator Springs.
_________________________________
This is exactly why I don't bring
you along to these things!
_________________________________
(BELL CHIMES)
_________________________________
Holley! Finn! Where are we?
_________________________________
We're in London, Mater,
inside Big Bentley.
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
Oh, this... This is all my fault.
_________________________________
Don't be a fool, Mater.
_________________________________
But I am, remember? You said so.
_________________________________
When did I... Oh.
_________________________________
Mater, I was complimenting you
on what a good spy you are.
_________________________________
I'm not a spy! (ECHOES)
_________________________________
I've been trying to tell you that
the whole time.
_________________________________
I really am just a tow truck.
_________________________________
Finn, he's not joking.
_________________________________
-I know.
-You were right, Finn. I'm a fool.
_________________________________
And what's happened to McQueen
is 'cause I'm such a big one.
_________________________________
This is all my fault.
_________________________________
-Good. You're up.
-And just in time.
_________________________________
Professor Z wanted you
to have a front-row seat,
_________________________________
for the death of Lightning McQueen.
_________________________________
-He's still alive?
-Not for much longer.
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
Huh?

_________________________________

(BREATHING HEAVILY)
_________________________________

Get it together.
_________________________________

Control it.
_________________________________

Don't feel. Don't feel.
_________________________________

Don't feel.
_________________________________

Don't feel! (GASPS)
_________________________________

(ICE CRACKLING)
_________________________________

This is better.
_________________________________

Oh... What's wrong? You only ever knit
when you're stressed.
_________________________________

CONSTANTINE: The bear,
_________________________________

the little guy and their dog,

they are onto us.
_________________________________

They got away.
_________________________________

How are we gonna spin this?
_________________________________

CONSTANTINE: Comrades,

I'm afraid I have bad news.
_________________________________

Walter and Fonzie

have quit the Muppets.
_________________________________

-(ALL GASP)

-LEW ZEALAND: Wait.
_________________________________

You can quit the Muppets?
_________________________________

Wait a second.

Walter quit the Muppets?
_________________________________

We just did a whole movie

where he joined the Muppets.
_________________________________

Yeah, we sure spent a lot of time on it.
_________________________________

RIZZO: Ha! I'll say.
_________________________________

Maybe even at the expense of other

long-standing, beloved Muppets.
_________________________________

Come on, Robin.
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

Coming.
_________________________________

Well, as the old saying goes...
_________________________________

The show must continue,
_________________________________

-in a timely fashion.

-GONZO: Wait.
_________________________________

Fozzie and Walter are part of our family.
_________________________________

We can't let them go without a fight.
_________________________________

Right, Kermit?
_________________________________

I know this is hard, Gonzo.
_________________________________

Walter and Fonzie were my best friends.
_________________________________

MISS PIGGY: Kermit...
_________________________________

Are you sure you're okay?
_________________________________

Yes, I'm fine, pig.
_________________________________

I could never lose you.
_________________________________

You complete me.
_________________________________

Oh, Kermie.
_________________________________

DOMINIC: Guys, come on!
_________________________________

This is gonna be fantastic.

We should be celebrating!
_________________________________

Yes. Remember,

I can give you what you want.
_________________________________

-Yeah?

-Yeah, right.
_________________________________

-I'll keep that in mind.

-Say, has anyone seen Animal?
_________________________________

(SHIVERING)
_________________________________

(ALL EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

Does anybody else feel like

we're traveling in circles?
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

There it is!
_________________________________

Finally!
_________________________________

DEWEY: Speaking of sparkling,

we can conclude...
_________________________________

that it spreads in a spiral

and circles the center.
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

(WIND WHISTLES)
_________________________________

Hello?
_________________________________

Hello?
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

LORD MILORI: Peri?
_________________________________

Queen Clarion. Why?
_________________________________

Tinker Bell.

_________________________________

Long ago,

when Pixie Hollow was very young,
_________________________________

two fairies met and fell in love.
_________________________________

One of them was a Winter Fairy...
_________________________________

...and the other

was from the warm seasons.
_________________________________

The two fairies were enchanted

with each other.
_________________________________

and every sunset,

they met at the border...
_________________________________

...where Spring touches Winter.
_________________________________

But as their love grew stronger,

they wished to be together...
_________________________________

...and share each other's worlds.
_________________________________

So they disregarded the danger

and crossed.
_________________________________

One of them broke a wing.
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

For which there is no cure.
_________________________________

From that day forward,

Queen Clarion decreed
_________________________________

that fairies must never again

cross the border.
_________________________________

And I agreed that our two worlds
_________________________________

should forever remain apart.
_________________________________

And the two fairies?
_________________________________

What happened to them?
_________________________________

They had to say goodbye.
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________

ALL: (SINGING) Take me by the tongue
and I'll know you

_________________________________
Kiss me on the cheek
And I'll show you
_________________________________

All the moves like Jagger
_________________________________

I've got the moves like Jagger
I've got the...

_________________________________
Do you have evidence

to frame the bear?
_________________________________

Excellent.
_________________________________

Where are the guards?
_________________________________

(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Stay here.
_________________________________

-I'm going to check on the vault.

-Oui.
_________________________________

-(JACKHAMMERING)

-Whoa! Whoa!
_________________________________

Stop it!
_________________________________

BOTH: Whoa!
_________________________________

DOMINIC: Colonel Blood's locket.
_________________________________

Of course. Now grab it.
_________________________________

SAM THE EAGLE: Shawn.
_________________________________

Someone's coming. Abort!
_________________________________

I think I just saw something.

It's headed back towards the theater!
_________________________________

(SINGING) Near, far
_________________________________

Wherever you are...

_________________________________
-That was close.

-Too close.
_________________________________

We need to move to
final phase three. "Wedding."
_________________________________

You're here

_________________________________
Hey, Kermit, you can't go out there.

It's Piggy's Celine Dion number.
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

And I know that my heart will...

_________________________________
Did you see anything?
_________________________________

Not a thing. It is my lunch hour.

It lasts six hours.
_________________________________

Excuse me.
_________________________________

Ladies and gentlemen!
_________________________________

I have an announcement!
_________________________________

-What?

-(ALL MURMURING)
_________________________________

MISS PIGGY: Kermit,
_________________________________

I'm in the middle of a song here!
_________________________________

Miss Piggy.
_________________________________

I have very important question for you.
_________________________________

Yeah? What are you doing?
_________________________________

-(SNORING)

-(ALL MURMURING)
_________________________________

Do you wish to become Mrs. Piggy?
_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-Or rather, Mrs. The Frog?
_________________________________

Aw.
_________________________________

Oh, Kermie, I thought you'd never ask.

I really thought you'd never ask!
_________________________________

So?
_________________________________

What do you say?
_________________________________

(WHISPERING) It's beautiful.
_________________________________

(SCREAMS) Yes! Yes! Of course! Yes!
_________________________________

I can't believe this! After all this time,
_________________________________

it was finally just so easy!
_________________________________

Hmm.
_________________________________

That's right, folks,

it's the Muppet wedding
_________________________________

the world has been waiting for.
_________________________________

We're putting our tour on hold...
_________________________________

ALL: What?
_________________________________

...to be married in two days' time
_________________________________

at the world's most romantic location,
_________________________________

-the Tower of London.

-(MISS PIGGY GASPS)
_________________________________

(ALL CLAMORING)
_________________________________

Here's a Muppet newsflash.
_________________________________

The years of waiting are over.
_________________________________

The biggest "Will they, won't they?"
of all times
_________________________________

has been answered
with a firm, "They will."
_________________________________

Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy

are to be married!
_________________________________

That's right, folks.

They're finally tying the knot.

_________________________________
(SOBBING)
_________________________________

Well, at least they didn't get
the pot of gold.
_________________________________

No, they did not.
_________________________________

I have never been to
a more ridiculous crime scene.
_________________________________

(JEAN PIERRE GASPS)
_________________________________

The comedian bear, he was here.
_________________________________

SAM THE EAGLE: The Lemur.

He, too, was here.
_________________________________

Could the comedian bear and
the Lemur be one and the same?
_________________________________

The comedian bear is the Lemur.

That is brilliant.
_________________________________

But why would he steal
a bunch of old bones?
_________________________________

The bones apparently belonged

to one Colonel Thomas Blood.
_________________________________

He was the only man to ever nearly

steal the Crown Jewels of England.
_________________________________

Wait! Where did the frog say
he was getting married?
_________________________________

The Tower of London.
_________________________________

BOTH: The comedian bear

is planning on stealing...
_________________________________

-The Tower of London!

-The Crown Jewels!
_________________________________

The Crown Jewels.
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

Sir, where would you like the flowers?
_________________________________

Who cares?
_________________________________

Hey, chief.
_________________________________

Hi-lo.
_________________________________

We've all been thinking, and...
_________________________________

Well, after you and Miss Piggy
get married,
_________________________________

what's gonna happen to the tour?
_________________________________

And to us?
_________________________________

Well, now you guys
have all the freedom you want.
_________________________________

You don't need me.
_________________________________

I'm done with Muppets.
_________________________________

-Huh?

-(ALL GASP)
_________________________________

But, hey, it's been a good run, right?
_________________________________

Hmm?
_________________________________

Good luck.
_________________________________

FLOYD: Kermit!
_________________________________

Did he just say what I thought he said?
_________________________________

What are we gonna do without Kermit?
_________________________________

The only thing we can do.
_________________________________

Pack up, go to the wedding,
_________________________________

and head back home.
_________________________________

Oh, Foo Foo, it's always been a fight.
_________________________________

But this is so easy,

it just doesn't feel right.
_________________________________

(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________

(SINGING) This is my dream come true
_________________________________

The day has come for us to say "I do"
_________________________________

There's nowhere else I'd rather be
_________________________________

Nothing in the world means
more to me than you
_________________________________

I've waited so patiently
_________________________________

I knew you were the only frog for me
_________________________________

Always knew this day would come
_________________________________

It's written in the stars
It's destiny
_________________________________

So how can something so right
_________________________________

Feel so wrong tonight?
_________________________________

After all we've been through
_________________________________

Why do I feel I don't know you?
_________________________________

We'll settle down and start a family
_________________________________

Have a mini you and a mini me
_________________________________

A little pink frog and a little green piggy
_________________________________

They'll learn to say hello
and say goodbye
_________________________________

We'll grow grey and old
_________________________________

And live the quiet life
_________________________________

Just you and I
_________________________________

Hand in hand we'll stay together

_________________________________
Hey. Look at that sky.
_________________________________

Forever and ever

_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________

So how can something so right
_________________________________

Feel so wrong tonight?
_________________________________

After all we've been through
_________________________________

Why do I feel I don't know you?
_________________________________

How can something so right
feel so wrong inside?
_________________________________

How can something so good
leave me feeling so bad?
_________________________________

How can my dreams coming true
_________________________________

Leave me lonely and blue?
_________________________________

How come the happiest day
of my life is so sad?
_________________________________

How can I feel the high
when I feel so low?
_________________________________

After all we've been through
after coming so far
_________________________________

Is this my destiny?
_________________________________

Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi
_________________________________

Where is the love that's written
_________________________________

In the stars?
_________________________________

How can something so right

_________________________________
(VOCALIZING)
_________________________________

Feel so wrong tonight?
_________________________________

Hey-hey-hey
_________________________________

After all we've been through
_________________________________

Why do I feel I don't
_________________________________

Know you?

_________________________________
(VOCALIZING)
_________________________________

Oh, Kermie.

_________________________________

Look, Sven, the sky is awake.
_________________________________

(SHIVERING)
_________________________________

-Are you cold?

-A little.
_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT) Uh...

Wait. Come here.
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

Ooh. (SIGHS)
_________________________________

So, uh, about my friends. Well...

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

I say "friends"...
_________________________________

They're more like family.
_________________________________

Anyway, when I was a kid,

it was just me and Sven.
_________________________________

Until they, you know, kinda took us in.
_________________________________

-They did?

-Yeah.
_________________________________

I don't want to scare you.
_________________________________

They can be a little

inappropriate and loud.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Very loud.
_________________________________

They are also stubborn at times,
_________________________________

and a little overbearing.
_________________________________

And heavy. Really, really, heavy.
_________________________________

(STAMMERS) But you'll get it.

They mean well.
_________________________________

Kristoff, they sound wonderful.
_________________________________

Okay, then.
_________________________________

-(OLAF GRUNTS)

-Meet my family.
_________________________________

Hey, guys.
_________________________________

They're rocks.
_________________________________

KRISTOFF: You are

a sight for sore eyes.
_________________________________

(WHISPERS) He's crazy.
_________________________________

Rocko's looking sharp, as usual.
_________________________________

Clay, whoa... I don't even recognize you.
_________________________________

You lost so much weight.
_________________________________

(WHISPERS) I'll distract him
while you run.

_________________________________

(IN LOUD VOICE) Hi, Sven's family!
_________________________________

It's nice to meet you.
_________________________________

(WHISPERS) Because I love you,

Anna, I insist you run.
_________________________________

(IN LOUD VOICE) I understand

you're love experts. Ooh!
_________________________________

(WHISPERS) Why aren't you running?
_________________________________

Uh...
_________________________________

Okay. Well, I'm gonna go.
_________________________________

-OLAF: Go.

-No, no, no. Anna, wait.
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Kristoff! (GASPING)
_________________________________

KRISTOFF: Whoa! (CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

Hey!
_________________________________

Kristoff's home!
_________________________________

(ALL CLAMORING EXCITEDLY)
_________________________________

-TROLL 1: Kristoff's here!

-Kristoff's home!
_________________________________

-Wait, "Kristoff"?

-Uh-huh.
_________________________________

Ah, let me look at you.
_________________________________

Take off your clothes, I wash them.
_________________________________

No! No, I'm going to keep my clothes on.
_________________________________

Look, it's great to see you all,
_________________________________

but where's Grandpabbie?
_________________________________

TROLL KID: He's napping.
_________________________________

But look, I grew a mushroom.
_________________________________

-I...

-I earned my fire crystal.
_________________________________

I passed a kidney stone.
_________________________________

-Kristoff, pick me up.

-(GRUNTS) You're getting big.
_________________________________

Good for you.
_________________________________

Trolls. They're trolls!
_________________________________

He's brought a girl!
_________________________________

ALL: (CHEERING) A girl!
_________________________________

-Whoa!

-TROLL 2: Is that a real girl?
_________________________________

TROLL 3: She's like a little cupcake.
_________________________________

What's going on?
_________________________________

I've learned to just roll with it.
_________________________________

Let me see. Bright eyes, working nose,
_________________________________

-strong teeth!

-(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Yes, yes. She'll do nicely for our Kristoff.
_________________________________

Wait, wait, wait. Oh, um, no.
_________________________________

-No. (CHUCKLES)

-You've got the wrong idea.
_________________________________

No. That's not why I brought her here.
_________________________________

Right. We're not... I'm not...

(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
_________________________________

What's the issue, dear?
_________________________________

Why are you holding back

from such a man?
_________________________________

Is it the clumpy way he walks?
_________________________________

-What?

-Or the grumpy way he talks?
_________________________________

-Oh, no.

-Or the pear-shaped, square-shaped
_________________________________

Weirdness of his feet?
_________________________________

KRISTOFF: Hey!
_________________________________

And though we know he washes well
_________________________________

He always ends up sort of smelly
_________________________________

But you'll never meet a fella
_________________________________

BOTH: Who's as sensitive and sweet
_________________________________

-(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

-That's nice, but...
_________________________________

BOTH: So, he's a bit of a fixer-upper
_________________________________

-Whoa, whoa, whoa...

-So, he's got a few flaws
_________________________________

TROLL 1: Like his peculiar brain, dear
_________________________________

TROLL 2: His thing with the reindeer
_________________________________

BOTH: That's a little outside
of nature's laws
_________________________________

This is not about me!
_________________________________

So, he's a bit of a fixer-upper
_________________________________

But this we're certain of
_________________________________

You can fix this fixer-upper up
_________________________________

-With a little bit of love

-Um...
_________________________________

Can we please

just stop talking about this?
_________________________________

We've got a real, actual problem, here.
_________________________________

I'll say. So, tell me, dear...
_________________________________

Is it the way that he runs scared?

_________________________________
Or that he's socially impaired?

_________________________________
Or that he only likes
To tinkle in the woods?

_________________________________
I did not need to know that.
_________________________________

Are you holding back your fondness
_________________________________

-Due to his unmanly blondness?

-(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Or the way he covers up
That he's the honest goods?
_________________________________

He's just a bit of a fixer-upper
_________________________________

He's got a couple of bugs
_________________________________

-No, I don't!

-His isolation is confirmation
_________________________________

-Of his desperation for healing hugs

-Aw.
_________________________________

So, he's a bit of a fixer-upper
_________________________________

But we know what to do
_________________________________

The way to fix up this fixer-upper
_________________________________

Is to fix him up with you
_________________________________

BOTH: Whoa!
_________________________________

Stop it, stop it, stop it! Enough!
_________________________________

She is engaged to someone else, okay?
_________________________________

So, she's a bit of a fixer-upper
_________________________________

That's a minor thing
_________________________________

Her quote "engagement"
Is a flex arrangement
_________________________________

And by the way, I don't see no ring
_________________________________

So, she's a bit of a fixer-upper
_________________________________

-Hey! Whoa, watch it!

-Her brain's a bit betwixt
_________________________________

Get the fiancé out of the way
_________________________________

-And the whole thing will be fixed

-(GROANS)
_________________________________

(ALL VOCALIZING)
_________________________________

We're not saying you can change him
_________________________________

'Cause people don't really change
_________________________________

We're only saying that love's a force
_________________________________

That's powerful and strange
_________________________________

People make bad choices
_________________________________

If they're mad or scared or stressed
_________________________________

But throw a little love their way
_________________________________

Throw a little love their way
_________________________________

And you'll bring out their best
_________________________________

True love brings out the best

_________________________________
Everyone's a bit of a fixer-upper
_________________________________

That's what it's all about
_________________________________

-Father!

-Sister!
_________________________________

-Brother!

-We need each other to raise us up
_________________________________

And round us out
_________________________________

Everyone's a bit of a fixer-upper

_________________________________
But when push comes to shove

_________________________________
The only fixer-upper fixer
_________________________________

That can fix a fixer-upper is...
_________________________________

True, true
_________________________________

True
_________________________________

Love!
_________________________________

Love, love, love
_________________________________

Love
True love
_________________________________

True
_________________________________

Do you, Anna, take Kristoff

to be your trollfully wedded...
_________________________________

-Wait, what?

-You're getting married.
_________________________________

-Love!

-(HYPERVENTILATING)
_________________________________

Anna?
_________________________________

She's as cold as ice.
_________________________________

There is strange magic here.
_________________________________

-Grandpabbie.

-Come, come. Bring her here to me.
_________________________________

Anna, your life is in danger.
_________________________________

There is ice in your heart

put there by your sister.
_________________________________

If not removed, to solid ice

will it freeze, forever.
_________________________________

What? No.
_________________________________

But you can remove it, right?
_________________________________

I cannot.
_________________________________

I'm sorry, Kristoff.
_________________________________

If it was her head, that would be easy.
_________________________________

But only an act of true love

can thaw a frozen heart.
_________________________________

An act of true love?
_________________________________

A true love's kiss, perhaps?
_________________________________

(GASPING)
_________________________________

TROLL 1: Something's wrong.

TROLL 2: Are you all right?
_________________________________

Anna, we've got to get you back to Hans.
_________________________________

Hans.
_________________________________

Pull us out, Sven.
_________________________________

(BOTH GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Olaf, come on!
_________________________________

-I'm coming!

-(TROLL KIDS GIGGLING)
_________________________________

Let's go kiss Hans!
_________________________________

Who is this Hans?

_________________________________

(SOLDIERS TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
_________________________________

We are here to find Princess Anna.
_________________________________

Be on guard,

but no harm is to come to the queen.
_________________________________

Do you understand?
_________________________________

-SOLDIER 1: Yes, Your Grace.

-(SOLDIERS AGREEING)
_________________________________

-(GROWLS)

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

(ALL CLAMORING)
_________________________________

(ROARS)
_________________________________

The queen.
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

DUKE'S THUG 2: Go, go! Come on!
_________________________________

(GASPING)
_________________________________

DUKE'S THUG 1: There!
_________________________________

DUKE'S THUG 2: Up there!
_________________________________

Come on!
_________________________________

DUKE'S THUG 2: We got her.
_________________________________

No. Please.
_________________________________

(BREATHING HEAVILY)
_________________________________

DUKE'S THUG 2: Go around. Toss it.
_________________________________

Stay away!
_________________________________

DUKE'S THUG 1: Look out!
_________________________________

DUKE'S THUG 2: Fire! Fire!
_________________________________

Get her!
_________________________________

(MARSHMALLOW GROWLS)
_________________________________

Ah!
_________________________________

(YELLS)
_________________________________

Come on!
_________________________________

(YELLS)
_________________________________

(ROARING)
_________________________________

-(GRUNTING)

-(SOLDIERS CLAMORING)
_________________________________

SOLDIER: Grab his arm.
_________________________________

(ALL GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(GASPING)
_________________________________

DUKE'S THUG 2: Aim...
_________________________________

(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(GASPING)
_________________________________

(STRAINING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

SOLDIER 1: This way, this way!
_________________________________

SOLDIER 2: Whoa!
_________________________________

Queen Elsa!
_________________________________

Don't be the monster they fear you are.
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

-(ICE TINKLING)

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

(YELLING)
_________________________________

(HIGH-PITCHED WHINING)
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(CHAINS RATTLING)
_________________________________

Oh, no. What have... What have I done?
_________________________________

-(DOOR UNLOCKING)

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

Why did you bring me here?
_________________________________

I couldn't just let them kill you.
_________________________________

But I'm a danger to Arendelle.

Get Anna.
_________________________________

-Anna has not returned.

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

If you would just stop the winter.
_________________________________

Bring back summer, please.
_________________________________

Don't you see?
_________________________________

I can't.
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

You have to tell them to let me go.
_________________________________

I will do what I can.
_________________________________

(DOOR LOCKS)
_________________________________

(BREATHING HEAVILY)
_________________________________

(WHIMPERING)

_________________________________

-Hey, the show's starting.

-Hmm? Ah, yeah!
_________________________________

(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
_________________________________

Lady and gentlemen,
_________________________________

good evening and welcome to
the Gulag Annual Revue Show!
_________________________________

Escapo, you're up after the ballet.
_________________________________

Okay... Mmm-hmm.
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Kermit! Kermit! Psst!
_________________________________

-Kermit.

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

Fozzie. Walter. Animal.
_________________________________

We're here to rescue you.
_________________________________

Yes! And we've got to go right now!
_________________________________

Yeah!
_________________________________

(SOBBING)
_________________________________

(MELANCHOLY

CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________

Hey!
_________________________________

I can't believe you're here.

It's so good to see you guys!
_________________________________

Kermit, listen.
_________________________________

An evil frog named Constantine
_________________________________

has taken over the Muppets

and replaced you!
_________________________________

What? Constantine replaced me?
_________________________________

WALTER: Yeah.
_________________________________

And he was working together
with Dominic.
_________________________________

They're planning something terrible,

but we don't know what.
_________________________________

But...
_________________________________

How could you not have noticed

that he'd replaced me, Fozzie?
_________________________________

He looked like you

and he talked like you.
_________________________________

Okay, he didn't talk that much like you,
come to think of it.
_________________________________

But he said he had a cold.
_________________________________

Animal know.
_________________________________

-"Animal know"?

-Mmm-hmm.
_________________________________

You mean, all this time,

I've been locked in a Russian gulag,
_________________________________

no one, not one single person
_________________________________

from the Muppets except Animal
_________________________________

noticed I'd been replaced by

an evil criminal mastermind?
_________________________________

It sounds worse than it was.
_________________________________

No. It's as bad as it sounds.
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

I thought you guys

had forgotten about me.
_________________________________

That you didn't need me anymore.
_________________________________

We'd never forget about you.
_________________________________

We need you more than ever, Kermit.
_________________________________

Good frog.
_________________________________

-(HORN HONKS)

-Late extra! Late extra! Read all about it!
_________________________________

Kermit and Miss Piggy

to be married in London!
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

WALTER: What?

ANIMAL: Uh-oh.
_________________________________

Piggy?
_________________________________

Piggy's gonna marry the world's

most dangerous frog tomorrow?
_________________________________

Piggy and the gang are in danger!
_________________________________

To London!
_________________________________

ALL: No. Kermit!
_________________________________

(GUNSHOTS)
_________________________________

Oh, yeah, I forgot. I'm in a gulag.
_________________________________

Sorry about that, Ivan!
_________________________________

It's okay!
_________________________________

No problem, Kermit. It's easy mistake.
_________________________________

Right. Thanks for not shooting me!
_________________________________

Sure. No problem...

Hey, nothing personal.
_________________________________

We need to escape, guys. Tonight!
_________________________________

FOZZIE: But how?
_________________________________

-Kermit.

-(ALL EXCLAIM)
_________________________________

Do you know where these prop
pickaxes and shovels
_________________________________

are supposed to go
for this big mining number?
_________________________________

-KERMIT: Uh...

-Wait!
_________________________________

(LIGHTNING CRASHES)
_________________________________

I've got it!
_________________________________

KERMIT: And now, folks,

the Great Escapo!
_________________________________

(STRAINING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
_________________________________

Oh, no, you don't.
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

-(GROANING)

-Nice try, Escapo.
_________________________________

I sure hope this works, Walter.
_________________________________

I have tried a lot of ways
to get out of here.
_________________________________

This is gonna work, Kermit.

I'll see you on the outside.
_________________________________

Okay!
_________________________________

Gosh, I hope this works.
_________________________________

Oh, thank you, thank you,

everybody. And now,
_________________________________

we're going underground.

Working in the coal mine!
_________________________________

(SINGING) Working in a coal mine
_________________________________

Going down, down, down
_________________________________

Working in a coal mine
Whoop! About to slip down
_________________________________

Five o'clock in morning
_________________________________

I'm already up and gone
_________________________________

Lord, I'm so tired
_________________________________

How long can this go on?
That I'm a...
_________________________________

Working in a coal mine
_________________________________

Going down, down, down
_________________________________

Working in a coal mine
Whoop! About to slip down
_________________________________

Oh, Lord, I'm so tired
_________________________________

Working in a coal mine
Going down, down, down
_________________________________

Working in a coal mine
_________________________________

Whoop! About to slip down

_________________________________
-Working

-In a coal mine

_________________________________
-Going

-Down, down, down

_________________________________
-And working

-In a coal mine

_________________________________
-Whoops!

-About to slip down

_________________________________
In a coal mine

_________________________________
Whoo!
_________________________________

(CHEERING)
_________________________________

-Bravo! Bravo!

-Bravo!
_________________________________

Oh, no.
_________________________________

Kermie!
_________________________________

WALTER: I can't believe that worked!
_________________________________

KERMIT: We did it! Great work, guys!
_________________________________

Now put the pedal to the metal.

We have a wedding to crash!
_________________________________

ALL: Yeah!
_________________________________

(YAWNING)
_________________________________

(GROANS) Water? Water!
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-(WATER SPLASHES)
_________________________________

Crash, I told you not to drink before bed.
_________________________________

I didn't do this! At least not all of it.
_________________________________

-What's happening?

-We overslept.
_________________________________
We need to move.
_________________________________

What if we're the last creatures left alive?
_________________________________

-We'll have to repopulate the Earth!

-How?
_________________________________

Everyone's either a dude or our sister.
_________________________________

SID: Oh, hi!
_________________________________
Hey, Manny!
_________________________________

Wow. What a night. You'll never guess
what happened to me.

_________________________________

I'm gonna go out on a limb here

and say you were sleepwalking.
_________________________________

Oh, no, no, no. I was kidnapped

by a tribe of mini-sloths.
_________________________________

-That was gonna be my second guess.

-And they worshipped me!
_________________________________

I mean, sure, they tossed me into a

flaming tar pit, but they worshipped me.
_________________________________

Sid, you were dreaming.
_________________________________

Come on. The water's rising faster
than we're moving.

_________________________________

I'm telling you, I was kidnapped.
_________________________________

I was worshipped and...
_________________________________

Guys! Oh, fine.
_________________________________

Can... Can we slow down a little?
_________________________________

-I'm dying here.

-(VULTURE SCREECHING)
_________________________________

It was just a figure of speech!
_________________________________

They just sit there, watching us.
_________________________________

I wish I knew what they were thinking.
_________________________________

(SINGING) Food, glorious food
_________________________________

We're anxious to try it
_________________________________

Three banquets a day
_________________________________

Our favorite diet
_________________________________

Just picture a mammoth steak
Fried, roasted or stewed

_________________________________
ALL: Oh, food, wonderful food
_________________________________

Marvelous food
_________________________________

Glorious food

_________________________________
-Food, glorious food

-(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

-Poached possum served flambe

-(GAGGING)
_________________________________

Broth made from a sloth
_________________________________

ALL: Or a saber-tooth souffle
_________________________________

Why should we be fated to
_________________________________

Do noting but brood
_________________________________

VULTURES: On food, magical food

_________________________________
Wonderful food, marvelous food?

_________________________________
(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Food, glorious food
_________________________________

Flesh picked off the dead ones
_________________________________

Rank, rotten, or chewed
_________________________________

Soon, we'll be the fed ones!
_________________________________

Just thinking of putrid meat
_________________________________

Puts us in a mood for
_________________________________

Food, glorious food

_________________________________
-Marvelous food

-(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

Fabulous food, beautiful food
_________________________________

Magical food,
_________________________________

-ALL: Glorious food!

-(GASPING)
_________________________________

There. Now you know what
they were thinking.
_________________________________

(ALL GROAN)
_________________________________

SID: (SINGING) Food, glorious food
_________________________________

-MANNY AND DIEGO: Sid!

-What? It's catchy.
_________________________________

We made it.
_________________________________

Yeah, we showed those scary vultures!
_________________________________

-Whoo-hoo!

-(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

-(BOTH LAUGHING)

-EDDIE: Hey! (WHOOPING)
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

(GLACIER CRACKING)
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

(BOTH SCREAM)
_________________________________

Oh, it's just a little hot water and steam.
_________________________________

How bad could it be?
_________________________________

(CLUCKING)
_________________________________

I just did something involuntary,
_________________________________

and messy.
_________________________________

Okay, come on.
_________________________________

-(SCREAMS)

-Manny, get back!
_________________________________

It's a minefield out there!
_________________________________

There's only one way to go.
_________________________________

-Straight through.

-Straight through?
_________________________________

We'd like to keep the fur on our bodies,
thank you.

_________________________________

We'll head back and go around.
_________________________________

-That's safer.

-MANNY: No. No.
_________________________________

There's no time.

The dam will burst before we make it.
_________________________________

We'll drown!
_________________________________

ELLIE: If we go through this,

we get blown to bits.
_________________________________

-We go forward.

-We go back!
_________________________________

-Forward!

-Back!
_________________________________

-Forward!

-Back!
_________________________________

-Can I say something?

-BOTH: No!
_________________________________

You are so stubborn and hardheaded!
_________________________________

Well, I guess that proves it.

I am a mammoth!
_________________________________

Come on.
_________________________________

-Fine.

-I don't know.
_________________________________

Drowning sounds

like a much gentler way to go.
_________________________________

Blown to bits sounds so sudden.
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

He's gonna get himself killed!
_________________________________

Manny, wait! Manny!
_________________________________

(SILENT EXPLOSIONS)
_________________________________

(MUFFLED EXPLOSIONS)
_________________________________

AARDVARK DAD:

Kids, look! The last mammoth!
_________________________________

SID: I heard you're going extinct.
_________________________________

ELLIE: Bravery is just dumb.

MANNY: You can't be two things!

_________________________________
CRASH: She thinks you're a jerk

and to go away!
_________________________________

BIRD: Where's your big happy family?

MANNY: What if I am a last mammoth?
_________________________________

ELLIE: (ECHOING)

What's wrong with you?
_________________________________

Hey, come on! We gotta go! Now!
_________________________________

(EXPLOSIONS RUMBLING)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

DIEGO: That way!
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

(DIEGO GRUNTS)
_________________________________
-We came as soon as you called.
-I called to talk to Mater.
_________________________________
It never occurred to me
he wouldn't be there.
_________________________________
Sheriff is talking to Scotland Yard now.
_________________________________
And Sarge is in touch with his friends
in the British military.
_________________________________
You just need
to focus on the race.
_________________________________
I know but, Sally with everything
going on, I'm not sure...
_________________________________
(HORN TOOTS)
_________________________________
-Sir Axlerod.
-I'm sorry to interrupt.
_________________________________
-It's all right.
-I just wanted to personally thank you.
_________________________________
Because after Italy, I was finished,
and then you gave me one last shot.
_________________________________
Listen...
_________________________________
I probably shouldn't be saying this,
but I hope you win today.
_________________________________
You show the world
that they've been wrong about allinol.
_________________________________
Mater would want you to race.
_________________________________
All right. For Mater.

_________________________________

(KRISTOFF PANTING)
_________________________________

(ANNA EXHALES SHARPLY)
_________________________________

Just hang in there.
_________________________________

Come on, buddy, faster!
_________________________________

(VOCALIZING)
_________________________________

Oh, boy!
_________________________________

Whoa! I'll meet you guys at the castle!
_________________________________

KRISTOFF: Stay out of sight, Olaf.
_________________________________

OLAF: I will!
_________________________________

-Hello!

-WOMAN: (SCREAMS) It's alive!
_________________________________

It's Princess Anna!
_________________________________

(KRISTOFF PANTING)
_________________________________

(ANNA SHIVERING)
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

(SHIVERING) Are you gonna be okay?
_________________________________

Don't worry about me.
_________________________________

-(DOOR OPENS)

-WOMAN: Anna!
_________________________________

-You had us worried sick.

-My Lady.
_________________________________

Get her warm. And find

Prince Hans, immediately.
_________________________________

We will. Thank you.
_________________________________

Make sure she's safe.
_________________________________

WOMAN: Oh, you poor girl,

you're freezing.
_________________________________

Oh, let's get you inside now

and get you warm.
_________________________________

(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

(SVEN WHINING)
_________________________________

I'm going back out

to look for Princess Anna.
_________________________________

You cannot risk going out there again.
_________________________________

If anything happens to her...
_________________________________

If anything happens to the princess,
_________________________________

you are all Arendelle has left.
_________________________________

-(SIGHS)

-KAI: He's in here.
_________________________________

Prince Hans.
_________________________________

Anna.
_________________________________

You're so cold.
_________________________________

-Hans, you have to kiss me.

-What?
_________________________________

-Now! Now!

-Slow down.
_________________________________

We'll give you two some privacy.
_________________________________

What happened out there?
_________________________________

Elsa struck me with her powers.
_________________________________

You said she would never hurt you.
_________________________________

I was wrong.
_________________________________

-(GROANS)

-Anna.
_________________________________

(SHIVERING)
_________________________________

She froze my heart,
_________________________________

and only an act of true love can save me.
_________________________________

A true love's kiss.
_________________________________

Oh, Anna.
_________________________________

If only there was someone

out there who loved you.
_________________________________

What?
_________________________________

You said you did.
_________________________________

As thirteenth in line in my own kingdom,
_________________________________

I didn't stand a chance.
_________________________________

I knew I would have to marry

into the throne somewhere.
_________________________________

What... What are you talking about?
_________________________________

As heir, Elsa was preferable, of course.
_________________________________

But no one was getting

anywhere with her.
_________________________________

-But you...

-Hans!
_________________________________

You were so desperate for love,
_________________________________

you were willing

to marry me just like that.
_________________________________

I figured after we married,
_________________________________

I would have to stage

a little accident for Elsa.
_________________________________

Hans! (GASPS) No. Stop.
_________________________________

But then, she doomed herself,
_________________________________

and you were dumb

enough to go after her.
_________________________________

-Please.

-(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

All that's left now is to kill Elsa,
_________________________________

and bring back summer.
_________________________________

You're no match for Elsa.
_________________________________

No, you're no match for Elsa.
_________________________________

I, on the other hand,
_________________________________

am the hero who is going to save

Arendelle from destruction.
_________________________________

You won't get away with this.
_________________________________

Oh...
_________________________________

I already have.
_________________________________

(DOOR LOCKS)
_________________________________

(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________

Please, somebody, help.
_________________________________

(SHIVERING CONTINUES)
_________________________________

Please. Please.
_________________________________

(ALL SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
_________________________________

DUKE: It's getting colder by the minute.
_________________________________

If we don't do something soon,

we'll all freeze to death.
_________________________________

Prince Hans.
_________________________________

Princess Anna is...
_________________________________

Dead.
_________________________________

-What?

-(SPEAKING FRENCH)
_________________________________

What happened to her?
_________________________________

(BREATHING HEAVILY)
_________________________________

She was killed.
_________________________________

By Queen Elsa.
_________________________________

ALL: (GASP) No!
_________________________________

Her own sister.
_________________________________

At least we got to say our marriage vows
_________________________________

before she died in my arms.
_________________________________

There can be no doubt now.
_________________________________

Queen Elsa is a monster,

and we are all in grave danger.
_________________________________

Prince Hans,
_________________________________

Arendelle looks to you.
_________________________________

With a heavy heart,
_________________________________

I charge Queen Elsa

of Arendelle with treason.
_________________________________

And sentence her to death.
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

-(STRAINING)

-GUARD 1: Hurry up!
_________________________________

GUARD 2: She's dangerous.
_________________________________

-Move quickly.

-GUARD 3: Careful.
_________________________________

(STRAINING)
_________________________________

-It won't open!

-GUARD 1: It's frozen shut.
_________________________________

GUARD 2: Put your back into it!
_________________________________

GUARD 4: Come on! Push!
_________________________________

(ALL GRUNT)
_________________________________

(GROWLS)

_________________________________

We saw the snow.
_________________________________

Queen Clarion, something's wrong!
_________________________________

The temperature,

it seems to be plummeting!
_________________________________

The hibiscus are halfway to hibernation!
_________________________________

Now, now, ministers, let's not panic.
_________________________________

Absolutely right.
_________________________________

(SCREAMS) Snow!
_________________________________

BOBBLE: Heave!
_________________________________

CLANK: Ho!
_________________________________

-Heave!

-Ho!
_________________________________

Put your muscle into it, Clanky!
_________________________________

I'm trying, Bobble!
_________________________________

What happened? How did this get here?
_________________________________

We don't know, Miss Bell,

but it's stuck real good!
_________________________________

Aye, and it's making that thing bigger

by the minute!
_________________________________

Guys, down here!
_________________________________

-Come on!

-Got it!
_________________________________

TINKER BELL: Okay, push!
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

All together. All together!
_________________________________

Upsy-daisy.
_________________________________

BOBBLE: We did it!
_________________________________

-(ALL CHEERING)

-We did it!
_________________________________

It's over.
_________________________________

Uh, I don't think it is.
_________________________________

QUEEN CLARION: Oh, my goodness.
_________________________________

The seasons have

been thrown out of balance.
_________________________________

MINISTER OF SPRING:

But if the temperatures

_________________________________

continue to drop,

it will freeze all of Pixie Hollow.
_________________________________

-(LOUD CRACKLING)

-(ALL GASPING)
_________________________________

-Oh, no.

-Queen Clarion, the Pixie Dust Tree.
_________________________________

We must hope

the tree survives the freeze.
_________________________________

Otherwise there will

be no more Pixie Dust.
_________________________________

Life in Pixie Hollow will change forever.
_________________________________

And no fairy will ever fly again.
_________________________________

Hurry. We must do everything we can.
_________________________________

Grab as many as you can

and head for the Pixie Dust Tree!
_________________________________

Hurry, guys! This way!

Hop to it! That's it!
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Snug as a bug.
_________________________________

-(SQUEAKING)

-(GASPS) Oh, no!
_________________________________

(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________

Come on, that's it.
_________________________________

Just a little faster.
_________________________________

FAIRY MARY: That's it, fairies.
_________________________________

Lay the blankets along the branches,

as many as you can!
_________________________________

We must protect the Pixie Dust Tree!
_________________________________

-Miss Bell!

-Tink! Do you need any help?
_________________________________

No! This is my last run!
_________________________________

I'll meet you at the tree!
_________________________________

(SIGHS) Everybody okay?
_________________________________

(CHIRPING)
_________________________________

Great. There you go. Nice and toasty.
_________________________________

You guys just stay here and keep warm.
_________________________________

Everything's going to be fine.
_________________________________

It's still alive.
_________________________________

Peri.
_________________________________
Here he comes.
_________________________________
-ZÜNDAPP: What happened?
-I don't know, Professor.
_________________________________
-What did you do?
-I didn't do nothing.
_________________________________
Ssh, I'm talking to the Professor.
What's that, Professor?
_________________________________
-You broke it!
-Quiet!
_________________________________
-I understand, sir. Yes.
-What did he say?
_________________________________
-We go to the back-up plan.
-Back-up plan?
_________________________________
We snuck a bomb in McQueen's pit.
_________________________________
The next time he makes a stop,
instead of saying "ka-chow"...
_________________________________
he's going to go "ka-boom"!
_________________________________
(LAUGHTER)
_________________________________
Don't feel bad, tow truck.
You couldn't have saved him.
_________________________________
Oh, wait, you could have! (LAUGHS)
_________________________________
-Dad-gum lemons!
-COMPUTER: Request acknowledged.
_________________________________
What?
You didn't think we'd take your bullets?
_________________________________
(CACKLING)
_________________________________
That's right! You got nothing!
_________________________________
Who's the lemon now, huh?
_________________________________
(MOCKING LAUGHTER)
_________________________________
Nice try, Mater.
_________________________________
-Dad-gum... Dad-gum... Dad-gum.
-Request... Request... Request...
_________________________________
HOLLEY: Mater!
_________________________________
I got to get y'all out of there.
_________________________________
There's no time.
McQueen needs your help.
_________________________________
But I can't. I'm just a tow truck.
_________________________________
It's up to you.
Go to the pits and get everyone out.
_________________________________
-You can do that.
-What about you guys?
_________________________________
-We'll be okay.
-Go and get some more dents, Mater.
_________________________________

(PEOPLE CHEERING)
_________________________________

FOZZIE: That's a nice venue.
_________________________________

KERMIT: The main entrance is

too well-guarded.
_________________________________

I'm gonna need to get in

some other way.
_________________________________

Here you go.
_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________

You're the new guy?
_________________________________

Yes, I am.
_________________________________

Next time, wear a uniform.
_________________________________

Right.
_________________________________

(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________

Wow, Kermit, you were like

James Bond back there.
_________________________________

Thanks, Fozzie. Okay, listen, guys.
_________________________________

Walter, you and Animal

go look in the chapel.
_________________________________

Right.
_________________________________

-Fozzie, you come with me.

-Yes, sir.
_________________________________

-Good luck, guys.

-You, too, Kermit.
_________________________________

KERMIT: Piggy?
_________________________________

Where is she?
_________________________________

Kermit, these are your clothes.
_________________________________

-Whoa!

-(MIRROR SHATTERS)
_________________________________

Shh!
_________________________________

CONSTANTINE: This tuxedo is too tight.
_________________________________

Someone's coming! Hide! Hide!
_________________________________

CONSTANTINE: Which room

am I supposed to be in?
_________________________________

Ah, here it is.
_________________________________

I hate weddings.
_________________________________

Hmm?
_________________________________

Hmm...
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Ha!
_________________________________

What the...
_________________________________

Ah. There you are.
_________________________________

Well, don't just stand there gawping,

Number Two.
_________________________________

Come in.
_________________________________

Let us take this convenient opportunity
to review our plans. Hmm?
_________________________________

Once you've stolen the Crown Jewels

and framed the Muppets,
_________________________________

ring the tower bell five times

and we will rendezvous on the roof.
_________________________________

But what will you do
when you're married?
_________________________________

Because the pig will know everything.
_________________________________

Once she's served their purpose,
kaboom.
_________________________________

It will be bacon for breakfast.
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(LAUGHING EVILLY)
_________________________________

Champagne fridge delivery.
_________________________________

Put it over there on the bear-skin rug.
_________________________________

(WHIMPERING SOFTLY)
_________________________________

FOZZIE: Ooh!
_________________________________

Thank you!
_________________________________

It's show time.
_________________________________

Fozzie, are you okay?
_________________________________

Yeah, I think so. How do I look?
_________________________________

You look fine. You look fine.
_________________________________

Come on, we have to go rescue

Miss Piggy!
_________________________________

Right! Let's go!
_________________________________

The Lemur! I have you finally!
_________________________________

And Constantine,

the world's most dangerous frog!
_________________________________

No, no, no.
_________________________________

As you might say, case sol-ved!
_________________________________

Perfect! Time for my annual

eight-week paid vacation.
_________________________________

-Au revoir.

-Au revoir.
_________________________________

No, wait!
_________________________________

What am I supposed to do with them

until the mobile holding unit arrives?
_________________________________

On holiday!
_________________________________

KERMIT: No, you've got the wrong frog.
_________________________________

And stay there! Hmph!
_________________________________

(BOTH WHIMPERING)
_________________________________

Oh, and so you know, Number Two,

I have hired us help.
_________________________________

The world's smallest team

of jewel thieves.
_________________________________

Babies, meet your new boss.
_________________________________

Genius, I know! Who would suspect

babies of stealing Crown Jewels?
_________________________________

Look at their sweet faces.
_________________________________

(BLOWING RASPBERRIES)
_________________________________

LINK HOGTHROB: Let's see.

Where am I seated?
_________________________________

I'll need an usher.

Usher? ls there an usher?
_________________________________

Yes. I'm the Usher.
_________________________________

Pig or frog?
_________________________________

What do you think?
_________________________________

I don't know, man. Pig?
_________________________________

No. Frog. I'm related through marriage.
_________________________________

What kind of an usher are you?
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

(BABBLING INDISTINCTLY)
_________________________________

(ALL EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

You're up, little dudes.
_________________________________

Go, go, go.
_________________________________

Down.
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Tip.
_________________________________

Come on! What the...
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

-ALL: Dominic. Hey, Dominic.

-Shh.
_________________________________

Shut up.
_________________________________

(BELL TOLLING)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

The wedding, it's starting.
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

She looks beautiful.
_________________________________

Fozzie, we got to do something.
_________________________________

Oh, this is so frustrating!
_________________________________

Wow, would you look at that?
_________________________________

Now that's a poorly made car.
_________________________________

Let's get out of here!
_________________________________

(FOZZIE GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________
HOLLEY: So, we'll be okay? Really?
_________________________________
He wouldn't have left
if I'd told him the truth.
_________________________________
Argh!
_________________________________
Being killed by a clock.
_________________________________
Gives a whole new meaning to
"Your time has come."
_________________________________
Time? That's it!
_________________________________
-What are you doing?
-Trying to turn back time.
_________________________________
If I can just reverse the polarity.
_________________________________
Good job. Quick thinking, Holley.
_________________________________
What's everybody
on the wrong side of the road for?
_________________________________
HOLLEY: Oh, no!
_________________________________
Drive! Burn rubber!
_________________________________
We've got to get to the course.
_________________________________
Calculate the fastest way to...
_________________________________
Done.
_________________________________
Oh. Miss Shiftwell.
_________________________________
-They're standard issue now.
-You kids get all the good hardware.
_________________________________
Oh, no, that's Mater's.
_________________________________
I knew his escape was too easy.
_________________________________

Dewey, you've got to see this.
_________________________________

There must be something wrong

with the Pixie Dust Tree.
_________________________________

-Now don't worry...

-(WIND HOWLING)
_________________________________

-(EXCLAIMS)

-Whoa!
_________________________________

Careful.
_________________________________

I'm sure there's nothing to worry about.
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

Oh, dear.
_________________________________

Okay, you might want to worry

just a little bit.
_________________________________

Tink?
_________________________________

Periwinkle!
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(YELLING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Tinker Bell! Are you okay?
_________________________________

Why would you fly here?
_________________________________

I had to.
_________________________________

Your jacket. Put on your jacket.
_________________________________

Pixie Hollow's in trouble.
_________________________________

There's a freeze moving in,

and the Pixie Dust Tree is in danger.
_________________________________

Oh, that explains it.
_________________________________

The pixie dust here,

it already stopped flowing.
_________________________________

I think there's something you can do.
_________________________________

Your frost, it kept the flower alive.
_________________________________

Oh! Oh! Oh!

Frost does that. It's like a little blanket.
_________________________________

It tucks the warm air inside

and keeps out the cold.
_________________________________

We could frost the Pixie Dust Tree

before the freeze hits it.
_________________________________

Uh, one question.

What about our wings?
_________________________________

If it's a freeze,

it will be cold enough to cross.
_________________________________

Then what are we waiting for?
_________________________________

(BOTH PANTING)
_________________________________

(GASPING)
_________________________________

(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
_________________________________

VULTURE: Do not leave your
children unattended.

_________________________________

All unattended children will be eaten.
_________________________________

-Have you seen a mammoth?

-No, sorry.
_________________________________

-Have you seen a mammoth?

-No. No, I haven't.
_________________________________

-Possum about 11 foot tall?

-Uh-uh.
_________________________________

Hey, buddy,
have you seen a mammoth?
_________________________________

-I sure have. Big as life.

-Where?
_________________________________

-I'm looking at him.

-Not me.
_________________________________

Poor guy.
Doesn't know he's a mammoth.
_________________________________

-(GLACIERS RUMBLING)

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

-(ALL MURMURING INDISTINCTLY)

-(WEDDING MARCH PLAYING)
_________________________________

(SOBBING) I'm just happy for them.

Really happy for them.
_________________________________

-Would you please stop talking?

-Okay. (SNIFFLES)
_________________________________

(BLOWS NOSE)
_________________________________

Dearly beloved...
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

What! Code Red! Code Red!
_________________________________

(BABIES EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

Oh, come on.
_________________________________

-Not a laser web.

-BABY: Ooh, pretty.
_________________________________

Right. Go and get
the suspend-y ropey thing.
_________________________________

-And my really cool skintight outfit.

-Yep.
_________________________________

Shawn, come back from vacation!
_________________________________

Constantine and the Lemur

have escaped.
_________________________________

The Crown Jewels are in danger!
_________________________________

We are gathered here today

to witness the union
_________________________________

of this pig and this frog
_________________________________

in Holy Matrimony
before the presence of God.
_________________________________

Do you, Kermit the Frog,
_________________________________

take Miss Piggy to be
your lawfully wedded wife,
_________________________________

in sickness and in health,

so help you God?
_________________________________

Yes. Yes, I do.
_________________________________

-And do you, Miss Piggy...

-Hmm?
_________________________________

...take Kermit the Frog
to be your lawfully wedded husband,
_________________________________

in sickness and in health,

so help you God?
_________________________________

I...
_________________________________

(ALL GASP)
_________________________________

I...
_________________________________

(ALL GASP)
_________________________________

(WHISPERING) Just say "I do."
_________________________________

This is
what you've always wanted, right?
_________________________________

I do?
_________________________________

I'm sorry, is that a question?
_________________________________

No, it was not a question.
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

We have to do something, guys.
_________________________________

Kermit, we've got to
get you close to Miss Piggy!
_________________________________

Huh. What does this do?
_________________________________

(YELLS)
_________________________________

(CROWD EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

Ooh!
_________________________________

-What the...

-Piggy, it's me, Kermit.
_________________________________

Come on, we have to get out of here!

The wedding is off.
_________________________________

Oh, wow!
_________________________________

Like, I kind of knew

he'd get cold flippers.
_________________________________

Huh? (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
_________________________________

Excuse us.
_________________________________

(ALL YELLING)
_________________________________

No, Kermit! What are you doing?
_________________________________

-Piggy, I will explain later.

-I cannot believe...
_________________________________

-CONSTANTINE: Come here, frog!

-(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

Where you going?
_________________________________

I'm sorry, my dear, forgive me.
_________________________________

MISS PIGGY: What is going on

at my wedding?
_________________________________

-Gotcha!

-What?
_________________________________

(ALL EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

WALTER: Animal, pull!
_________________________________

CONSTANTINE:

What is happening here?
_________________________________

Catch froggie! Catch froggie!
_________________________________

Well, this is the best
Muppet wedding ever!
_________________________________

Piggy, listen! That's not me! I'm me!
_________________________________

(CHEWING)
_________________________________

He's Constantine,

the world's most dangerous...
_________________________________

-(YELLS)

-(ALL EXCLAIM)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Two Kermits?
_________________________________

Well, that explains a lot.
_________________________________

How can there be two Kermits?
_________________________________

Of all the ways to ruin a wedding,

this has got to be the most creative.
_________________________________

Two Kermits!
_________________________________

KERMIT: No, just one Kermit. Me.
_________________________________

CONSTANTINE: No, no, no.
Do not listen to him!
_________________________________

I am the real Kermit.
_________________________________

KERMIT: That's ridiculous!
I am Kermit the Frog!
_________________________________

CONSTANTINE: No, I am Kermit
the Frog! Hi-lo, Kermit the Frog, here.
_________________________________

KERMIT: "Hi-lo?" It's "Hi-ho!"
_________________________________

Would every Kermit be quiet!
_________________________________

BOTH: Huh?
_________________________________

Well, there's only one sure way

to settle this.
_________________________________

First Kermit.
_________________________________

Will you marry me?
_________________________________

CONSTANTINE: Yes, of course, let's go!
_________________________________

The helicopter is waiting, my love!
_________________________________

And you, the other Kermit...
_________________________________

Will you marry me?
_________________________________

KERMIT: (STAMMERING)
Well, I mean, I...
_________________________________

-I would. I mean, I could. It's...

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

That's my Kermit!
_________________________________

-(YELLS)

-(ALL GASP)
_________________________________

-(ALL CHEERING)

-DR. TEETH: That's our frog!
_________________________________

Kissy-kissy!
_________________________________

(GLACIERS RUMBLING)
_________________________________

Aha!
_________________________________

(SNIFFING AND SIGHS)
_________________________________

-(CONDOR SQUAWKS)

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

(IMITATES THROAT SLASHING)
_________________________________

(ICE CRACKING REVERBERATES)
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

(GULPS)
_________________________________

(SCRAT SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Hmm...
_________________________________

(ALL GASP)
_________________________________

That is right, Muppets!
_________________________________

I am Constantine,
_________________________________

the world's most dangerous frog

and number one criminal!
_________________________________

And a thousand times more frog

than this Kermit person!
_________________________________

And now,
_________________________________

I have only one thing to say to you fools!
_________________________________

Good night, folks!
_________________________________

-(BEEPING)

-(ALL CLAMORING)
_________________________________

Yay!
_________________________________

What is that?
_________________________________

It's a bomb!
_________________________________

This is where my patented magnetic

bomb-attractor vest can aid us,
_________________________________

that Beaker is conveniently wearing.
_________________________________

(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
_________________________________

What? What's going on?
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Wait! Miss Piggy's ring is the bomb!
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

Some of you guys grab Piggy,

and some of you guys grab me.
_________________________________

Pull!
_________________________________

-(ALL GASP)

-(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

That's only 800 years old.
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

Nicely done, Beaker!
_________________________________

(YELLING)

_________________________________

(WHINES)
_________________________________

(SNORTING)
_________________________________

What is it, buddy?
_________________________________

Hey, watch it.
_________________________________

What's wrong with you?
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

I don't understand you

when you talk like that.
_________________________________

(YELPS) Stop it! Put me down!
_________________________________

(SNORTS)
_________________________________

No, Sven!
_________________________________

-We're not going back.

-(WHINES)
_________________________________

She's with her true love.
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

(WHOOSHING)
_________________________________

What the...
_________________________________

Anna!
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

(KRISTOFF GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Come on! Come on, boy.

_________________________________

(SHIVERING)
_________________________________

(DOORKNOB RATTLING)
_________________________________

(WEAKLY) Help.
_________________________________

(GIGGLING)
_________________________________

(GASPS) Anna!
_________________________________

Oh, no.
_________________________________

(SHRIEKS)
_________________________________

(CONTINUES SHIVERING)
_________________________________

-Olaf?

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

Olaf. Get away from there.
_________________________________

Wow!
_________________________________

So, this is heat.
_________________________________

I love it.
_________________________________

Ooh! But don't touch it.
_________________________________

-(ANNA GROANING)

-(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

So, where's Hans?

What happened to your kiss?
_________________________________

I was wrong about him.

It wasn't true love.
_________________________________

But we ran all the way here.
_________________________________

Please, Olaf, you can't stay here.

You'll melt.
_________________________________

I am not leaving here until
_________________________________

we find some other act

of true love to save you.
_________________________________

Do you happen to have any ideas?
_________________________________

I don't even know what love is.
_________________________________

That's okay, I do.
_________________________________

Love is
_________________________________

putting someone else's

needs before yours.
_________________________________

Like, you know, how Kristoff brought you

back here to Hans and left you forever.
_________________________________

(GASPS) Kristoff loves me?
_________________________________

Wow, you really don't know

anything about love, do you?
_________________________________

Olaf, you're melting.
_________________________________

Some people are worth melting for.
_________________________________

(MUMBLES)
_________________________________

Just maybe not right this second.
_________________________________

(YELLS)
_________________________________

Don't worry, I've got it.
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

We're gonna get through... Oh, wait.
_________________________________

Hang on, I'm getting something.
_________________________________

(GASPS) It's Kristoff and Sven!
_________________________________

They're coming back this way.
_________________________________

They... They are?
_________________________________

Wow! He's really moving fast.
_________________________________

I guess I was wrong.
_________________________________

I guess Kristoff doesn't love you

enough to leave you behind.
_________________________________

Help me up, Olaf. Please.
_________________________________

No, no, no! You need to

stay by the fire and keep warm.
_________________________________

I need to get to Kristoff.
_________________________________

Why?
_________________________________

(GASPING) Oh, I know why!
_________________________________

There's your act of true love right there!
_________________________________

Riding across the fjords

like a valiant, pungent reindeer king!
_________________________________

Come on!
_________________________________

(BOTH GASP)
_________________________________

OLAF: Look out!
_________________________________

-(GROANS)

-Oh!
_________________________________

(OLAF PANTING)
_________________________________

(BOTH GASP)
_________________________________

Uh... Back this way.
_________________________________

(YELPS) We're trapped.
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(WHIMPERING)

_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

(SIGHS) Oh...
_________________________________

We're almost to the border!
_________________________________

(GASPING)
_________________________________

The Autumn Woods.
_________________________________

TINKER BELL: The freeze.

It's moving so fast.
_________________________________

Come on! We have to get to the tree!

_________________________________

I don't see her anywhere!
_________________________________

Maybe she's already on board.
_________________________________

(GROUND RUMBLING)
_________________________________

(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
_________________________________

(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Hurry! This way! Come on! Get going!

_________________________________
Come back here! Stop!
_________________________________
-Mater?
-Everybody, get out now!
_________________________________
Y'all get out of the pits.
What are you guys doing here?
_________________________________
-We're here because of you, Mater.
-Is everything okay?
_________________________________
No, everything's not okay.
There's a bomb in here.
_________________________________
-Y'all got to get out. Now.
-A bomb?
_________________________________
(COMMUNICATOR BUZZES)
_________________________________
-FINN: Mater.
-Finn! You're okay.
_________________________________
Listen to me. The bomb is on you!
They knew you'd try to help McQueen.
_________________________________
When we were knocked out,
they planted it in your air filter.
_________________________________
-Uh-oh.
-Mater! There you are!
_________________________________
-MATER: Stop right there!
-I've been so worried about you.
_________________________________
MATER: Don't come any closer!
McQUEEN: Are you okay?
_________________________________
No, I'm not okay! Stay away from me!
_________________________________
McQUEEN: No, wait! Wait!
_________________________________
BRENT: A tow truck has just raced
onto the track, driving backwards!
_________________________________
Mater, wait!
_________________________________
Normally an emergency vehicle on the
track means there's been an accident.
_________________________________
-Lightning McQueen is chasing him!
-Mater, wait!
_________________________________
Stay back! If you get close to me,
you're going to get hurt real bad!
_________________________________
McQUEEN: I know I made you feel that
way before, but none of that matters!
_________________________________
We're best friends!
_________________________________
BRENT: And McQueen
seems to be having
_________________________________
a conversation with the tow truck.
_________________________________
DARRELL: I don't know who
that truck is, Brent, but tell you what,
_________________________________
he's got to be the world's best
backwards driver.
_________________________________
McQueen, you don't get it!
I'm the bomb!
_________________________________
Yes, Mater! You are the bomb!
That's what I'm trying to say here!
_________________________________
You've always been the bomb
and you'll always be the bomb.
_________________________________
-Stay away!
-No! Never!
_________________________________
Almost there.
_________________________________
I'm not letting you get away again!
_________________________________
-Got to keep away from McQueen!
-COMPUTER: Request acknowledged.
_________________________________
Oh, my gosh.
_________________________________
(BLEEPING)
_________________________________
What is happening? It's a bad dream!
_________________________________
BRENT: And Lightning McQueen
just blasted away,
_________________________________
hooked to the now rocket-propelled
tow truck.

_________________________________
Gargh!
_________________________________
Aagh!
_________________________________
The Professor's on the run!
_________________________________
-Someone's got to get McQueen.
-Get McQueen!
_________________________________

-There it is.

-Ellie, help! Whoa!
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

-EDDIE: Whoa!

-Come on, come on, run!
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

-(GRUNTING)

-Push.
_________________________________

-You guys gotta go.

-We're not leaving you!
_________________________________

-I'm not asking.

-Ellie, no.
_________________________________

(BOTH GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Ellie, don't worry! We're going for help!
_________________________________

-Stay here!

-ELLIE: Duh!
_________________________________

(ALL SHOUTING)
_________________________________

-Help us!

-Help!
_________________________________

Somebody help... Manny!
_________________________________

EDDIE: Manny!
_________________________________

CRASH: Manny!

EDDIE: It's Ellie!
_________________________________

She's trapped in the cave!
_________________________________
-Holley, I'll get Zündapp. Help Mater.
-Got it!
_________________________________
What is happening?

_________________________________

(SQUEALS)
_________________________________

Whoa! (GIGGLES)
_________________________________

Slide, Anna!
_________________________________

(ANNA BREATHING HEAVILY)
_________________________________

(BOTH SHRIEK)
_________________________________

(OLAF VOCALIZING)
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

We made it!
_________________________________

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
_________________________________

(FLOODWATERS RUMBLING)
_________________________________

(ALL YELL)
_________________________________

(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

-Ellie!

-Manny?

_________________________________

-(PANTING)

-(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Come on, buddy, faster.
_________________________________

(ANNA GROANING)
_________________________________

Kristoff!
_________________________________

(OLAF PANTING)
_________________________________

Keep going!
_________________________________

Kristoff!
_________________________________

Come on!
_________________________________

(SHIVERING)
_________________________________

(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________

No.
_________________________________

Kermit! Help!
_________________________________

-Piggy!

-Help!
_________________________________

She's on the roof!
_________________________________

Shut up and keep moving, pig!

You are my insurance policy!
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

Number Two, you look ridiculous.
_________________________________

Why are you wearing that?
_________________________________

Because I am the Lemur.
_________________________________

And the world's

new number one criminal.
_________________________________

That's right.
_________________________________

This is where I double-cross you.
_________________________________

First rule of double-cross.
_________________________________

You don't announce the double-cross

before you double-cross.
_________________________________

It's not even a rule

because it is so obvious.
_________________________________

-(BEEPING)

-(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

The Lemur is literally the worst bad guy

name I have ever heard!
_________________________________

Let's go!
_________________________________

(STRUGGLING)
_________________________________

Oh, no!
_________________________________

He's getting away!

What are we gonna do?
_________________________________

I'm gonna stop that helicopter.
_________________________________

(ALL CLAMORING)
_________________________________

We're coming!
Hang on, Miss Piggy!

_________________________________
Jump!
_________________________________

-(WHIMPERING)

-Shut up, pig!
_________________________________

Kermit!
_________________________________

We have to do something!
_________________________________

I got it!
_________________________________

There's only one way

we can reach him up there!
_________________________________

Muppet Ladder!
_________________________________

-What the...

-Kermit!
_________________________________

That's it, Clanky.
_________________________________

Queen Clarion, it's not working.
_________________________________

The wind, it's too strong!
_________________________________

(ROARING)
_________________________________

Tinker Bell.
_________________________________

Queen Clarion! They can help.
_________________________________

Our frost, it covers like a blanket.

It can protect the tree.
_________________________________

Do it.
_________________________________
Hurry, Professor.
_________________________________
You really think I'm going to let you
float away, Professor?
_________________________________
(STRAINS)
_________________________________

-Help!

-I'll save you!
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

Great. Who's gonna save him?
_________________________________

You really need to brush.
_________________________________

(GROANS) Okay, okay, okay.
_________________________________

Jump in, now!
_________________________________

(GROANS) Come on, fraidy cat.
_________________________________

Come on! You can do this,

you can do this, you can do this.
_________________________________

EDDIE: No!
_________________________________

Trust your instincts. Attack the water.
_________________________________

I am not your prey. I am not your prey.
_________________________________

I am not your prey!
_________________________________

(YELLS)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(GASPING)
_________________________________

Uh-huh.
Attack the water. Stalking the prey.

_________________________________
Claw! Kick!
_________________________________

Even babies can do it! Come on!
_________________________________

Claw! Kick! Claw! Kick!
_________________________________

Hey! I'm stalking the prey!
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

CRASH: Eddie!
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

You did it, buddy.
_________________________________

You kicked water's butt.
_________________________________

Nothing to it. Most animals

can swim as babies, you know.
_________________________________

Yeah, but not tigers. I left that part out.

_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

(YELLS) Whoa!
_________________________________

Sven... Sven!
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Good boy.

_________________________________

Come on up, Chef!
_________________________________

Watch the hair, bear.
_________________________________

Give up, Constantine. I've got you now!
_________________________________

Bad move, frog.
_________________________________

-(SCREAMS)

-Kermit!
_________________________________

Okay, Kermit, we're coming to get you.
_________________________________

Now!
_________________________________

-ALL: Whoa!

-Whoa!
_________________________________

No, something's wrong.
_________________________________

We're not moving.
_________________________________

(ALL STRAINING)
_________________________________

You're ruining my getaway!
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________
-McQueen, let go!
-Never!
_________________________________
-They're coming your way.
-Let's go!
_________________________________
Give it up, McMissile.
_________________________________
(RAPID BLEEPING)
_________________________________
-HOLLEY: Mater, stop!
-No way! You could get hurt.
_________________________________
Oh, no.
_________________________________
(SNARLING)
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________

(INHALES DEEPLY)
_________________________________

What? (GRUNTS)
_________________________________

There he is!
_________________________________

Ellie! Hold on to me!
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

(ELLIE GROANING MUFFLY)
_________________________________

(ALL GASP)
_________________________________

Oh, no.
_________________________________

It's getting colder.
_________________________________

Let's hand out the blankets.

They'll keep us warm!
_________________________________

Hurry, Peri. Hurry!
_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-Manny! Manny, behind you!
_________________________________

(INHALES DEEPLY)
_________________________________

There they are!
_________________________________

-Whoo-hoo!

-EDDIE: They made it!
_________________________________

(WHOOPING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

We thought we'd never see you again.
_________________________________

We're gonna live!
_________________________________

We're gonna die!
_________________________________

-(GASPING)

-(CRAGS RUMBLING)
_________________________________

(MAMMALS SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(ALL CLAMORING)
_________________________________

(ALL SHOUTING)
_________________________________
Mater, we've got to get
that bomb off you.
_________________________________
Bomb?
_________________________________
Yeah, they strapped it to me
to kill you as a back-up plan.
_________________________________
Back-up plan?
Mater, who put a bomb on you?
_________________________________
You! Why didn't my death ray kill you?
_________________________________
Death ray?
_________________________________
Turn off the bomb, Zündapp!
_________________________________
Are you all so dense?
It's voice-activated.
_________________________________
Everything is voice-activated
these days.
_________________________________
Deactivate! Deactivate!
_________________________________
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Voice denied.
_________________________________
-Huh!
-Oops.
_________________________________
Did I forget to mention
that it can only be disarmed
_________________________________
by the one who activated it?
_________________________________
-Say it.
-Deactivate.
_________________________________
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Voice denied.
_________________________________
I'm not the one who activated it.
Would anyone else like to try?
_________________________________
-You read my mind.
-He was getting on my nerves.
_________________________________
-What do we do?
-It's very simple. You blow up.
_________________________________
I'm going out on a limb here. These are
the guys that want me dead, correct?
_________________________________
-It's nothing personal.
-Fellers, listen.
_________________________________
I know what you're going through.
Everybody's been laughing at me too.
_________________________________
But becoming powerful and rich
beyond your wildest dreams
_________________________________
ain't gonna make you feel better.
_________________________________
Yeah, but it's worth a shot.
_________________________________
Pit stop.
_________________________________
Not today, boys.
_________________________________
(YELLS)
_________________________________
Retreat!
_________________________________
Thanks for the help, Corporal.
_________________________________
Anything for one of Pop's mates.
_________________________________

That's it. There you go!

Make sure to cover your wings!
_________________________________

The tree! It's too big.

We're never going to make it.
_________________________________

I'm sorry.
_________________________________

(OWL TWITTERING)
_________________________________

(FAIRIES LAUGHING EXCITEDLY)
_________________________________

Whoopsie! Ha!
_________________________________

Lord Milori.
_________________________________

We've come to help.
_________________________________

Now, you didn't think

I was going to let you
_________________________________

do this all by yourself, now did you?
_________________________________

The tree should be our top priority.
_________________________________

But any fairy we can spare

should try to frost the other seasons.
_________________________________

Start at the freeze line

and spread out to Spring and Summer.
_________________________________

The rest of you, cover the tree!
_________________________________

FAIRY MARY: Oh, my goodness.
_________________________________

Look, Bobble! The snowy owls!
_________________________________

Ah!
_________________________________

Thank you.
_________________________________

Stay warm.
_________________________________

Oh.
_________________________________

Now!

_________________________________

(SHIVERING)
_________________________________

(GASPING)
_________________________________

(WEAKLY) Kristoff.
_________________________________

-Kristoff...

-Anna...
_________________________________

Anna!
_________________________________

(GASPING)
_________________________________

Elsa! You can't run from this!
_________________________________

Just take care of my sister.
_________________________________

Your sister?
_________________________________

She returned from the mountain

weak and cold.
_________________________________

She said that you froze her heart.
_________________________________

No.
_________________________________

I tried to save her, but it was too late.
_________________________________

Her skin was ice. Her hair turned white.
_________________________________

Your sister is dead.
_________________________________

Because of you.
_________________________________

No.
_________________________________

(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________

(SOBBING)

_________________________________

We've done all we can. Join the others.
_________________________________

The freeze is upon us.

You must take cover.
_________________________________

Follow me.
_________________________________

Oh, I hope it works.
_________________________________

CLANK: Tink!
_________________________________

Will everything be all right?
_________________________________

I don't know.

I've never seen anything like this.
_________________________________

(SHIVERS)
_________________________________

Thank you, Milori.
_________________________________

Please, take cover.
_________________________________

Winter Fairies, stand guard.
_________________________________
(SPEAKS ITALIAN)
_________________________________
What's he saying? What's wrong?
_________________________________
None of his wrenches fit the bolts.
_________________________________
I get it. I get it!
_________________________________
-I know what needs to be done.
-Then do it!
_________________________________
What? No. I can't do it.
_________________________________
Nobody takes me seriously.
_________________________________
I know that now.
This ain't Radiator Springs.
_________________________________
Yes, it is.
_________________________________
Look, you're yourself
in Radiator Springs.
_________________________________
Be yourself here.
_________________________________
And if people aren't taking you
seriously,
_________________________________
then they need to change, not you.
_________________________________
I know that
because I was wrong before.
_________________________________
Now, you can do this. You're the bomb.
_________________________________
Thanks, buddy.
_________________________________
No, you're the actual bomb.
Now, let's go!
_________________________________
Oh, right. Hang on!
_________________________________
Where's he going?
_________________________________
-Computer!
-COMPUTER: Yes, Agent Mater?
_________________________________
I need that thing you done before
to get me away from McQueen!
_________________________________
Request acknowledged.
_________________________________
-Mater?
-Now I need you to do the chute!
_________________________________
The second kind, not the first!
_________________________________
COMPUTER: Deploying chute.
_________________________________
Who's winning the race?
_________________________________
-Back off! Back away!
-It's Lightning McQueen!
_________________________________
No, it's okay! Tell 'em, Mater. Explain.
_________________________________
Okay.
_________________________________
Somebody's been sabotaging
_________________________________
the racers and hurtin' the cars,
and I know who.
_________________________________
Oh, wait. Your Majesty.
_________________________________
Bomb! It's a bomb!
_________________________________
-Everybody, down!
-Back up! Move it!
_________________________________
(ALL CLAMORING)
_________________________________
Get off the stage! Move it!
_________________________________
Hold your fire! He can't disarm it!
_________________________________
Mater, I don't know what you're doing,
but stand down now.
_________________________________
This ain't nothing at all
like Radiator Springs.
_________________________________
Mater, just cut to the chase.
_________________________________
Okay. It's him.
_________________________________
What? Me? You've got to be crazy.
_________________________________
I figured it out when I realized
_________________________________
y'all attached this ticking time bomb
with Whitworth bolts –
_________________________________
the same bolts that hold together that
old British engine from the photograph.
_________________________________
-Holley! Show that picture.
-Okay.
_________________________________
I remembered what they say
about old British engines:
_________________________________
if there ain't no oil under 'em,
there ain't no oil in 'em.
_________________________________
What is he talking about?
_________________________________
It was you leaking oil
at the party in Japan.
_________________________________
You just blamed it on me.
_________________________________
Electric cars don't use oil, you twit.
_________________________________
Then you're fakin' it.
You didn't convert to no electric.
_________________________________
If we pop that hood,
we'll see that engine from that picture.
_________________________________
This lorry's crazy!
He's going to kill us all!
_________________________________
Stay away!
_________________________________
But Sir Axlerod created the race.
Why would he want to hurt anyone?
_________________________________
To make allinol look bad so
everybody'd go back to using oil.
_________________________________
He said it himself
with that disguised voice.
_________________________________
Disguised voice? What are you
talking about? You're nuts, you are!
_________________________________
This is going nowhere fast.
We really should go, Grandmother.
_________________________________
One moment, I'd like to see
where this is going.
_________________________________
Mater, he created allinol.
_________________________________
But what if he found that huge oil field
_________________________________
just as the world was trying to find
something else?
_________________________________
What if he came up with allinol
just to make alternative fuel look bad?
_________________________________
"What if?"
You're basing this on a "what if"?
_________________________________
-Okay, that's it.
-Lads, clear out.
_________________________________
Wait! Somebody save me!
The lorry's crazy!
_________________________________
-Keep away, you idiot!
-Mater!
_________________________________
-Mater!
-Someone do something!
_________________________________
You're insane, you are! Deactivate!
_________________________________
COMPUTER: Bomb deactivated.
Have a nice day, Sir Axlerod.
_________________________________
-The engine from the photo.
-It's a perfect match.
_________________________________
How did the tow truck figure it out?
_________________________________
It's official. You're coming to
all my races from now on.
_________________________________
Now you're talkin'!
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(EDDIE YELLS)

_________________________________

(ALL GASP)
_________________________________

(SHIVERING)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Kristoff.
_________________________________

(BREATHING HEAVILY) Anna!

_________________________________

Hang on, Piggy! I'm coming!
_________________________________

Go get 'em, Kermit!
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Kermie!

_________________________________

(SWORD UNSHEATHING)
_________________________________

Elsa?
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(PANTING)

_________________________________

Welcome aboard, Kermit.
_________________________________

You don't know who you're dealing with.
_________________________________

I am the world's most dangerous frog.

_________________________________

Oh, brother!
_________________________________

You may be
the world's most dangerous frog,

_________________________________
but you're still a frog!
_________________________________

No one tricks me into marrying them
_________________________________

and then hurts my Kermie!
_________________________________

Ha!

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

No!

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

D'oh!
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

(RUMBLING)
_________________________________

(SCRAT GROANING)

_________________________________
(EXHALES)
_________________________________

(GASPS) Anna!
_________________________________

Oh. Anna!
_________________________________

No, no!
_________________________________

Please, no.
_________________________________

(BREATHING HEAVILY)
_________________________________

(SOBBING)
_________________________________

Anna?
_________________________________

(SOBBING CONTINUES)

_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

What a woman!
_________________________________

Yeah. My woman.
_________________________________

And I believe this belongs to you.
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

Well, I'm sorry I ruined the wedding.
_________________________________

Oh, Kermie.
_________________________________

I'm so glad you did.
_________________________________

ROWLF: Okay. Can we get down now?
_________________________________

-(SIRENS APPROACHING)

-We did it, guys!
_________________________________

(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________

SCOOTER: What an action sequence!
_________________________________

LEW ZEALAND: You sure look pretty,

Miss Piggy.
_________________________________

Thank you.
_________________________________

What a beautiful sight.
_________________________________

(CHEERING)
_________________________________

It worked! It worked, Tinker Bell.
_________________________________

Oh, thank goodness!
_________________________________

We did it.
_________________________________

(CHANTING)
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

CLANK: Come on, everyone!
_________________________________

(LAUGHTER)
_________________________________

Congratulations, weirdos,

you've saved the Crown Jewels!
_________________________________

And you've caught my nemesis,
the Lemur.
_________________________________

Look at his little costume.

That's adorable!
_________________________________

-I'm not adorable.

-He is adorable.
_________________________________

You're adorable!
_________________________________

Did you make that kitty-cat outfit?
_________________________________

The bad guy is Dominic Badguy!
_________________________________
(ALL GASP)
_________________________________

Well, mon ami, I guess
this is where we say goodbye.
_________________________________

You go your way, and I go mine.
_________________________________

(SOBBING) Here comes the rain.

Oh, boy.
_________________________________

And I said I wasn't going to do this.
_________________________________

Oh, pull yourself together, man.

Stop crying.
_________________________________

We're only saying our final farewell.
_________________________________

Goodbye, forever! (SOBBING)
_________________________________

I'm going to miss you so much!
_________________________________

I'm going to miss you, my French friend.
_________________________________

(ALL GROANING)
_________________________________

Whenever you're ready.
_________________________________

-Yes.

-Yes, of course.
_________________________________

-Take them away!

-Take them away!
_________________________________

-DOMINIC: Thank you.

-Au revoir, Muppets.
_________________________________

-Bye-bye.

-See you!
_________________________________

DOMINIC: (SINGING)
You're number two

_________________________________
-Sam.

-CONSTANTINE: Shut up.
_________________________________

Sam! Wait for me!
_________________________________

Tink! Come on!
_________________________________

Tink?
_________________________________

What's wrong?
_________________________________

(GASPS) Oh!
_________________________________

When you flew to Winter,

that's why you fell.
_________________________________

Oh, no.
_________________________________

Oh, Tinker Bell.
_________________________________

Tink.
_________________________________

Why didn't you tell me?
_________________________________

We had to save the tree.
_________________________________

Besides, there's no cure

for a broken wing.
_________________________________

I'm so sorry.
_________________________________

This happened

because we tried to keep you apart.

_________________________________
QUEEN CLARION: But never again.
_________________________________

You belong together.
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

TINKER BELL: It's getting warmer.
_________________________________

You should get back to Winter.
_________________________________

Yeah.
_________________________________

I'll be okay.

I'll meet you tomorrow at the border.
_________________________________

Sisters?
_________________________________

Sisters.
_________________________________

BOTH: Jingles!
_________________________________

(BOTH LAUGH)

_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________

(GASPING)
_________________________________

Uh... Eh...
_________________________________

That's a new chapter.

_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________

(GASPS) Anna?
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

Oh, Elsa.

_________________________________

(BOTH LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Okay, that was amazing.
_________________________________

Miss Bell, you are fantastic!
_________________________________

Oh! Queen Clarion!
_________________________________

I didn't know they were going to do

the smoochy, smoochity.
_________________________________

Guess they're telling people now.

_________________________________

You sacrificed yourself for me?
_________________________________

I love you.
_________________________________

(GASPS) "An act of true love

will thaw a frozen heart."
_________________________________

"Love will thaw."
_________________________________

Love. Of course.
_________________________________

Elsa?
_________________________________

Love!
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(PEOPLE MURMURING IN AWE)
_________________________________

I knew you could do it.
_________________________________

Hands down,

this is the best day of my life.
_________________________________

And, quite possibly, the last.
_________________________________

Oh, Olaf! Hang on, little guy.
_________________________________

Oh, oh, oh!
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

My own personal flurry! (GIGGLES)
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Hey, Manny.
_________________________________

(CHATTERING)
_________________________________

Whee-hah!
_________________________________

-I'm not leaving!

-Grandpa, let go of the boat!
_________________________________

-The flood's over!

-GRANDPA: This is my boat now!
_________________________________

-Come on, let's go! Come on, come on!

-(CHIRPING)
_________________________________

(LAUGHS) Stu! We made it!

We're gonna live!
_________________________________

Well, I am, anyway.
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

You know, I missed all of you so much.
_________________________________

NADYA: There he is, right there!
_________________________________

Arrest him! Arrest that frog!
_________________________________

Nadya? Wait. For what?
_________________________________

For leading the largest
mass break-out in Gulag history.
_________________________________

You will get 30 years. Maybe 50.
_________________________________

-But...

-No "buts," Kermit.
_________________________________

You didn't finish Gulag Annual Revue,

and you didn't even say goodbye.
_________________________________

-What?

-What?
_________________________________

You are coming with me. Now, move!
_________________________________

(STAMMERING) Fellas, listen. Easy.
_________________________________

No, no, no! Kermit!
_________________________________
Wait!
_________________________________

We're sorry, Kermit.
_________________________________

We're sorry that
we didn't notice you were missing.

_________________________________
We're sorry we didn't tell you

often enough
_________________________________

how much you mean to all of us.
_________________________________

We're sorry we ever
took you for granted.
_________________________________

But that's never going to happen again.
_________________________________

Because if Kermit
has to go back to the gulag,
_________________________________

you'll have to take me, too.
_________________________________

No.
_________________________________

You're my best friend, Kermit.

Wherever you go, I go.
_________________________________

You'll have to take me, too.
_________________________________

And me.
_________________________________

GONZO: Kermit, we convinced
ourselves that evil frog was you
_________________________________

because he gave us
what we thought we wanted.
_________________________________

When what we really wanted...
_________________________________

What we really needed...
_________________________________

Was you, Kermit.
_________________________________

The actual, real you.
_________________________________

It would appear you were right, Kermit.
_________________________________

I guess this is our family.
_________________________________

And families belong together.
_________________________________

-You are free to go.

-(ALL GASP)
_________________________________

Forever.
_________________________________

(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________

Kermit, did you hear that? We're free!
_________________________________

Nadya, thank you! Great!
_________________________________

That's wonderful!
_________________________________

Wait!
_________________________________

Hey, guys, listen.

We still have to finish our world tour.
_________________________________

And I know where we need to play next.
_________________________________

For one night only,
_________________________________

Siberia, Russia!
_________________________________

(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________

Yes, yes!

I'll pack my swimsuit right away!

_________________________________
Oh, wonderful!
_________________________________

It's terrible.
You will hate it. You will hate it.

_________________________________

(HANS GROANS)
_________________________________

Uh-uh-uh-uh.
_________________________________

Anna?
_________________________________

But she froze your heart.
_________________________________

The only frozen heart

around here is yours.
_________________________________

-(GRUNTS)

-(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________

-Wonderful!

-(ALL EXCLAIMING IN JOY)
_________________________________

(BOTH SIGH)
_________________________________

-(GRUNTS)

-(CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(FANFARE)
_________________________________
Hyeeugh!
_________________________________
(GARBLED NOISES)
_________________________________
Mater, let's go. You're on.
_________________________________
Your Majesty, may I present
_________________________________
for the investiture of honorary
knighthood of the British Realm...
_________________________________
Tow Mater of Radiator Springs.
_________________________________
Go get 'em, buddy.
_________________________________
(WHIRRING)
_________________________________
I hereby dub thee Sir Tow Mater.
_________________________________
(CHEERING)
_________________________________
Sir? Shoot, you can just call me Mater,
Your Majesty.
_________________________________
I don't wanna hear none of this "sir"
business.
_________________________________
By the way, have y'all met each other?
_________________________________
Queen, McQueen. McQueen, Queen.
_________________________________
McQueen, McMissile. McMissile,
McQueen. Queen, McMissile.
_________________________________

-(KIDS LAUGHING)

-JAMES: I'm gonna catch you!
_________________________________

I'm thinking about starting
a swim school.
_________________________________

Sid's Squids.
_________________________________

-(SCREAMS)

-Huh?
_________________________________

All hail Fire King!
_________________________________

Uh, hi.
_________________________________

Hi-hi-hi! Hi! Hi!
_________________________________

Fire King avert flood.
_________________________________

Join us, O great and noble flaming one.
_________________________________

Hmm!
_________________________________

Ho! No. Not so fast there! Okay?
_________________________________

You make a quality offer...
_________________________________

but Fire King has a prior commitment.
_________________________________

His herd need him.
_________________________________

He is the gooey, sticky...
_________________________________

stuff that holds us together.
_________________________________

He made this herd and...
_________________________________

we'd be nothing without him.
_________________________________

You mean it? Oh!
_________________________________

Sid! Sid, I'm... (GROANS)
_________________________________

That doesn't mean "want to touch."
_________________________________

(ALL SIGHING)
_________________________________

(SIGHS) Don't ask.
_________________________________

(RUMBLING)
_________________________________

(MAMMOTHS TRUMPETING)
_________________________________

AARDVARK KIDS: Whoa!
_________________________________

We're not the last ones anymore!
_________________________________

You're not coming?
_________________________________

You wanna go with them?
_________________________________

I am a mammoth.
_________________________________

I should probably be with a mammoth.
_________________________________

Don't you think?
_________________________________

Yes, unless...
_________________________________

Unless?
_________________________________

Unless I, uh...
_________________________________

I just wanna say...
_________________________________

I need to tell you...
_________________________________

I hope you find everything

you're looking for.
_________________________________

You too.
_________________________________

Manny?
_________________________________

You've come a long way since we met,
_________________________________

and I'll take full credit for that.
_________________________________

But you need to let go of the past
_________________________________

so you can have a future.
_________________________________

Go after her.
_________________________________

It's okay.
_________________________________

We'll always be here for you.
_________________________________

I'll keep in touch.
_________________________________

Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're a...

You're a good friend.
_________________________________

Point made. Now go on. Scat.
_________________________________

Our Manny's growing up.
_________________________________

Ellie! Ellie!
_________________________________

Manny!
_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-Ellie.
_________________________________

I don't want us to be together

because we have to.
_________________________________

I want us to be together

because we want to.
_________________________________

And I wanna be with you, Ellie.
_________________________________

-So, what do you say?

-Oh, Manny.
_________________________________

-(BRANCH CRACKING)

-I thought you were gonna... Oh!
_________________________________

(EXHALES)
_________________________________

(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

You're possum enough for me.
_________________________________

(ALL TRUMPETING)
_________________________________

(BOTH SOBBING)
_________________________________

(BLOWS NOSE)
_________________________________

Well, it's just you and me now.
_________________________________

Two bachelors knocking about

in the wild. Whoo-hoo.
_________________________________

Fine. But I'm not gonna carry you.
_________________________________

I still have my pride, you know.
_________________________________

Oh, come on, buddy.
For old times' sake?
_________________________________

MANNY: I'll carry him.
_________________________________

-But your herd's leaving.

-We are now.
_________________________________

-EDDIE: Shotgun!

-(CRASH WHOOPING)
_________________________________

Manny, who do you like better?
_________________________________

-Me or Diego?

-Diego. It's not even close.
_________________________________

Ha-ha! Told ya.
_________________________________

ELLIE: Manny, you can't choose

between your kids.
_________________________________

He's not my kid. He's not even my dog.
_________________________________

If I had a dog, and my dog had a kid,
_________________________________

and the dog's kid had a pet

that would be Sid.
_________________________________

-Can I have a dog, Manny?

-No.
_________________________________

-Ellie, can I have a dog?

-Of course you can, sweetie.
_________________________________

Ellie, we have to be consistent
with him.
_________________________________
(HORNS HONK)
_________________________________
MATER: So there we was,
my rocket jets going full blast,
_________________________________
McQueen hanging on for dear life
_________________________________
when suddenly them two nasty lemons
come out of nowheres, guns drawed.
_________________________________
We was goners.
_________________________________
But then, out of nowhere
this beautiful spy car
_________________________________
swoops in from the sky to save us!
_________________________________
That's a very entertaining story,
young man.
_________________________________
Oh, Minny, please. Come on!
_________________________________
None of this happened.
Rocket jets, flying spy cars.
_________________________________
No, you're quite right.
It does sound a bit far-fetched.
_________________________________
Holley! What are you doin' here?
_________________________________
Hello, Mater!
It's so good to see you again.
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Finn!
_________________________________
Our satellites picked up
an urgent communique.
_________________________________
So you got-a my email.
_________________________________
Y'all is going to have a great time!
_________________________________
Everybody, this here's Finn McMissile.
He's a secret agent.
_________________________________
Don't tell nobody.
_________________________________
And this is Holley Shiftwell.
_________________________________
-She's...
-I'm Mater's girlfriend.
_________________________________
It's so nice to meet you all.
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-(CLANG)
-Guido believe you now.
_________________________________
Whoa, honey.
You got a nasty dent there.
_________________________________
-Yeah.
-Was that from when you swooped in
_________________________________
and you saved them in London?
_________________________________
-Van!
-What? I'm just asking!
_________________________________
Don't you worry. My baby Ramone
can get that fixed up for you in no time.
_________________________________
Yeah, sure thing.
No problemo. Let me go get my tools.
_________________________________
Oh, no. I'm keeping that dent.
It's way too valuable.
_________________________________
A valuable dent?
She's as crazy as Mater.
_________________________________
Those two are perfect for each other.
_________________________________
There's one thing I still don't get.
_________________________________
The bad guys hit me with the beam
from the camera, right?
_________________________________
-So, why didn't I...
-Explode in a fiery inferno?
_________________________________
-Yeah.
-We couldn't figure that out, either.
_________________________________
Our investigation proved
that allinol was actually gasoline
_________________________________
and Axlerod engineered it so when it
got hit by the beam, it would explode.
_________________________________
Wait a second, Fillmore.
You said my fuel was safe!
_________________________________
If you're implying that I switched
that rot-gut excuse for alternative fuel
_________________________________
with my all-natural, sustainable,
organic biofuel
_________________________________
just because I never trusted Axlerod,
you're dead wrong, man!
_________________________________
It was him!
_________________________________
Once big oil, always big oil, man.
_________________________________
Tree-hugger.
_________________________________
The Radiator Springs Grand Prix
is about to begin.
_________________________________
All spectators, clear the starting line.
_________________________________
I can't wait to get rockin'.
This is gonna be wicked!
_________________________________
We should do this every year.
_________________________________
Yeah, I just figured we never found out
who the world's fastest car is.
_________________________________
Plus, no press, no trophy, just racing.
_________________________________
-The way I like it.
-Francesco likes it like this, too.
_________________________________
-Francesco, I'd like you to meet...
-Signorina Sally.
_________________________________
It is official.
_________________________________
Lightning McQueen
is the luckiest car in the world.
_________________________________
Why, thank you.
_________________________________
Which he will have to be to have
a chance against Francesco today!
_________________________________
See you at the finish line, Mc...
What is that?
_________________________________
Just something I had made up
for the occasion.
_________________________________
Is-a good, McQueen. Very funny.
_________________________________
Was-a funnier when I did it,
but it's-a very funny.
_________________________________
What are you going to do next?
Are you going to take off your fenders?
_________________________________
Try it. You'll like it.
_________________________________
So, he's not so good-looking.
_________________________________
-Yeah. Nice try.
-I'm serious!
_________________________________
That's why I love you, Sally.
_________________________________
-Wish me luck!
-You don't need it!
_________________________________
Ooh-hm!
That Francesco is fine-looking!
_________________________________
And those open wheels.
_________________________________
Ooh, I'm gonna have to go get myself
some coolant.
_________________________________
(ENGINES REV)
_________________________________
Go, Lightning!
_________________________________
-Go, Stickers!
-Right on, man!
_________________________________
-Go get 'em, tiger!
-Bravo, bravo!
_________________________________

-Go, Lightning, go!

-Go, McQueen! Whoo-hoo!

_________________________________
-(BLEEPING)

-Finn? Time to go.

_________________________________

Siddeley's gassed, geared
and ready to fly.

_________________________________

-You're leavin' already?

-We've got another mission.

_________________________________

Just stopped by here
to pick something up.

_________________________________

Somethin' tells me you're not
talkin' about souvenir bumper stickers.

_________________________________

Her Majesty asked for you personally,
Mater.

_________________________________

-But I told y'all before, I'm not a spy.

-We know.

_________________________________

Spy or not, you're still the smartest,
most honest chap we've ever met.

_________________________________

-Don't forget massively charming.

-Well, thanks.

_________________________________

But as much fun as it was
hangin' with y'all, this...

_________________________________

-(ALL SHOUT EXCITEDLY)

-This is home.

_________________________________

That's all right. We understand.
But I'll be back.

_________________________________

You still owe me that first date.

_________________________________

If there's ever anything I can do for you,
just let me know.

_________________________________

Well, I sure appreciate that. Thank you.

_________________________________

Actually, there is one thing.

_________________________________

Whoo-hoo! (LAUGHS)
_________________________________

Whoo! I'll be doggone!
_________________________________

(SIGHS AND GASPS)
_________________________________

Whoa, whoa, whoa!
_________________________________

Thanks, Mater!
_________________________________

Ha-ha-ha! Whoo!
_________________________________

Impossible!
_________________________________

-Ha-ha!

-Mater!
_________________________________

Check it out.
They let me keep the rockets.

_________________________________

I'll see you at the finish line, buddy!
_________________________________

Not if I see you first!
_________________________________

Yippee!

_________________________________

RECEPTIONIST: Next!
_________________________________

Uh, maybe you should go first.
_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT) Next.
_________________________________

Ugh! All right.
_________________________________

Ooh! Would you look at that.
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

Ooh!
_________________________________

That feels good.

_________________________________
SAILOR: Setting course, sir.
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

I will return this scoundrel
to this country.

_________________________________

We shall see what the 12 big

brothers think of his behavior.
_________________________________

Arendelle thanks you, milord.
_________________________________

This is unacceptable.
_________________________________

I am a victim of fear.

I've been traumatized.
_________________________________

Ah! My neck hurts.
_________________________________

Is there a doctor that I could see?

(STAMMERS)
_________________________________

And I demand to see the queen!
_________________________________

Oh. I have a message from the queen.
_________________________________

"Arendelle will henceforth and forever
_________________________________

"no longer do business

of any sort with Weaseltown."
_________________________________

"Weselton."
_________________________________

-It's Weselton!

-SOLDIER: Let's go.

_________________________________

-Come on, come on, come on!

-(STAMMERING)
_________________________________

Okay, okay, here I come.
_________________________________

-(GRUNTS) Pole!

-Whoops! Sorry.
_________________________________

Okay, Okay.
_________________________________

Here we are. Oh!
_________________________________

-(SQUEALS EXCITEDLY)

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

ANNA: I owe you a sled.
_________________________________

-Are you serious?

-Yes!
_________________________________

And it's the latest model.
_________________________________

No, I can't accept this.
_________________________________

You have to. No returns.

No exchanges. Queen's orders.
_________________________________

She's named you the Official

Arendelle Ice Master and Deliverer.
_________________________________

-What? That's not a thing.

-Oh, sure it is.
_________________________________

And it even has a cup holder.

Do you like it?
_________________________________

Like it? I love it!
_________________________________

-Whoa.

-(KRISTOFF CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

I could kiss you!
_________________________________

I could. I mean, I'd like to. I'd...
_________________________________

(STAMMERS) May I? We me.

I mean, may we?
_________________________________

Wait, what?
_________________________________

We may.
_________________________________

Mmm.
_________________________________

Summer!
_________________________________

(GIGGLING)
_________________________________

(GASPS) Ooh...
_________________________________

Hello. (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

(SNIFFS)
_________________________________

(EXHALES)
_________________________________

(GASPING)
_________________________________

(SNEEZING)
_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-(SLURPS)
_________________________________

(SQUEALS)
_________________________________

(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

-(BELLOWS)

-(CHUCKLING)

_________________________________

(WHOOPING)
_________________________________

Look out! Runaway bunny!
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

-Sorry.

-It's okay.
_________________________________

Hey, little buddy.
_________________________________

From Dewey?
_________________________________

It's what my friends call me.

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Wow!
_________________________________

(STUTTERING)
_________________________________

I love your work.

I have so many questions for you.
_________________________________

Okay, you can let go of my hand now.
_________________________________

-Hi.

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

Hello there.
_________________________________

-I'm Sled.

-Oh, my. That's perfect! Oh!
_________________________________

(GIGGLING)
_________________________________

I'm Rosetta.
_________________________________

Rosetta. That's beautiful.
_________________________________

Oh, my.
_________________________________

Oh, Miss Gliss!
_________________________________

An acorn!
_________________________________

Biggest one we could find.
_________________________________

I love it!
_________________________________

She likes acorns.
_________________________________

Must be a Winter thing.
_________________________________

Not really.
_________________________________

Tink.
_________________________________

You ready?
_________________________________

Ready.

_________________________________

Are you ready?
_________________________________

(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________

(BOTH WHISTLING)

_________________________________
(ALL GASP)
_________________________________

-KID: Ice!

-(ALL MUTTERING EXCITEDLY)
_________________________________

(CROWD APPLAUDING)
_________________________________

(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________

Ooh!
_________________________________

Lovely!

_________________________________

-(APPLAUDING)

-(WOMAN LAUGHING)
_________________________________

WOMAN: Ooh! Whoo-hoo...
_________________________________

Swing me. (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Ooh... (WHIMPERS)

_________________________________

(BOTH LAUGHING)

_________________________________

I like the open gates.
_________________________________

We are never shutting them again.
_________________________________

(ANNA GASPS)
_________________________________

Oh, Elsa, they're beautiful,

but you know I don't skate.
_________________________________

Come on! You can do it!
_________________________________

KRISTOFF: Look out.

Reindeer coming through.
_________________________________

I got it, I got it.

I don't got it, I don't got it.
_________________________________

Hey, guys!
_________________________________

-That's it, Olaf.

-(OLAF CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Glide and pivot. And glide and pivot.
_________________________________

ELSA: Go.

(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

(ALL LAUGHING)

_________________________________

KERMIT: Okay, guys, this is it.

The Gulag Finale!
_________________________________

Here we go!
_________________________________

A-one, two, three, four!
_________________________________

(SINGING) Together again, again
_________________________________

Gee, it's good to be
together again, again
_________________________________

I just can't imagine
that you've ever been gone
_________________________________

It's not starting over
It's just going on
_________________________________

Together again, again
_________________________________

Now we're here
_________________________________

And there's no need remembering when
_________________________________

Because no feeling
feels like that feeling
_________________________________

Together again
_________________________________

Again, again, again!

_________________________________
Whoo-hoo!
_________________________________

Together again, again
_________________________________

Gee, it's good to be
together again, again
_________________________________

I just can't imagine
that you've ever been gone
_________________________________

It's not starting over
_________________________________

It's just going on
_________________________________

Together again, again
_________________________________

Now we're here
_________________________________

And there's no need remembering when
_________________________________

'Cause no feeling feels like that feeling
_________________________________

Together again
_________________________________

Again

_________________________________
(SINGING IN RUSSIAN)
_________________________________

I just can't imagine
that you've ever been gone
_________________________________

It's not starting over
It's just going on
_________________________________

Together again, again
_________________________________

Gee, it's good to be
together again, again
_________________________________

'Cause no feeling feels like that feeling
_________________________________

Together a-...
_________________________________

Together a-...
_________________________________

Together again!

_________________________________
Okay, Nadya, this is it. Your solo.
_________________________________

NADYA: Kermit!
_________________________________

(CHORUS VOCALIZING)
_________________________________

-(CLANKS)

-(GROANS)
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

(GASPS AND SIGHS)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(GROANS AND GRUNTING)
_________________________________

-(WIND HOWLING)

-Huh?
_________________________________

(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________

(BARKING AND YELLING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING AND GROANING)
_________________________________

(YELLS)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

I saved you, little buddy!
_________________________________

(GASPS AND GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

-(YELLING)

-Okay...
_________________________________

I saved you, little buddy. Remember? I...
_________________________________

Ow! Ow!
_________________________________

-Ow!

-(SCRAT YELLING)

_________________________________

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

_________________________________

(FIREWORKS WHISTLING)

_________________________________

WOMAN: (SINGING) I never knew

I lost you till I found you

_________________________________
And I never guessed

how close you were to me

_________________________________
Now I want to

throw my arms around you
_________________________________

Tell a thousand tales

that will astound you
_________________________________

Everything about you

tells me this was meant to be
_________________________________

Don't you see?

I'm on your side
_________________________________

Let's take this ride
_________________________________

And together we're facing the world
_________________________________

Doing things nobody's done before
_________________________________

And the great divide
_________________________________

Doesn't seem so wide
_________________________________

Anymore

_________________________________

So, is it true that glaciers are stealthy?
_________________________________

You're sitting on one now, man.
_________________________________

CLANK: (LAUGHING) Sneaky glacier.

_________________________________
I can't recall what life was like

without you
_________________________________

Now it feels as though

we've never been apart
_________________________________

Tell me every tiny thing about you
_________________________________

Anything you'll say

I'll never doubt you
_________________________________

We're meant to be together

I can feel it in my heart
_________________________________

It's just the start
_________________________________

I'm on your side
_________________________________

Let's take this ride
_________________________________

And together we're facing the world
_________________________________

Doing things nobody's done before
_________________________________

And the great divide
_________________________________

Doesn't seem so wide
_________________________________

And if you'll be there

beside me when I falter
_________________________________

Then whatever comes I know

we'll take it all in stride
_________________________________

I'm on your side
_________________________________

The great divide
_________________________________

It doesn't seem so wide
_________________________________

I'm on your side
_________________________________

Let's take this ride
_________________________________

And together we're facing the world
_________________________________

Doing things nobody's done before
_________________________________

And the great divide
_________________________________

Doesn't seem so wide
_________________________________

Anymore

_________________________________
(HUMMING)
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Oh, boy.
_________________________________
Hey, pull the rope!
_________________________________
Oh, right.
_________________________________
(BOTH GRUNTING)
_________________________________
This cast is really heavy.
_________________________________
Rowlf, come here.
Come here, come here.
_________________________________
ROWLF: Yeah, what do you got there?
_________________________________
FOZZIE: Take this.
_________________________________
(ROWLF GRUNTING)
_________________________________
You should have negotiated
a smaller font size.
_________________________________
(GROANS LOUDLY)
_________________________________
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
_________________________________
I believe I may have
something that could help.
_________________________________
This is my automated
end-crawl operating machine.
_________________________________
All I have to do is push this button
and it will crawl all by itself.
_________________________________
-Whoa!
-(BEAKER SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Oh. Let's try this.
_________________________________
Another qualified success.
_________________________________
-(BEAKER MOANING)
-(SWEETUMS GROANING)
_________________________________

(MINI-SLOTHS VOCALIZING)
_________________________________

(VOCALIZING CONTINUES)

_________________________________

(LIVELY INSTRUMENTAL

MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________

(ENCHANTING INSTRUMENTAL

MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________

(DREAMY INSTRUMENTAL

MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
Check this out.
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

(DRAMATIC INSTRUMENTAL

MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
You can go home now, Ma.
The movie is over.

_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

(SIGHS)

_________________________________