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(LAUGHING)
Money, money, money. Hey!
(GROANING)
You got a date with justice, codfish.
Too bad, sugar. I'm a married sis.
(FAWN EXCLAIMING)
Miss Fawn!
Whoa! Whoa!
-(YELLING)
-(ROSETTA CACKLING)
(GASPS)
I think you dropped something, miss.
-Periwinkle?
-Give it up, Ro!
You've reached the end of the line!
I always wanted to go out with a bang!
-Oh, no!
-The orphans!
Hate to leave early, but our ride is here.
(CAR HONKING)
Ooh!
It's me or the kiddies, missy.
Take your pick.
Whoo-hoo!
-Ride like the wind, Blaze!
-Hee-yah!
Hold him steady!
Tinker Bell, hurry!
(GASPING)
No!
(MUFFLED THUD)
Glad I could catch the ship!
Now let's catch some criminals.
Aye aye, captain!
-(LAUGHS)
-Whoo-hoo!
ALIENS: Ooh!
Reach for the sky.
You can't touch me, sugar!
I brought my attack fast flyer
with a built-in force field.
(WHISTLES)
(GROWLS)
(LAUGHING)
Well, I brought my light blaster
who eats force-field fliers.
(VOCALIZING)
(BLASTING)
Huh?
Evil Dr. Hurricane!
That's Mrs. Evil Dr. Hurricane to you.
(LAUGHS)
(ROARS)
(WHIMPERS)
(MONKEYS SCREAMING)
(YELLS)
(GRUNTS)
(CACKLING)
(WENDY CACKLING)
WENDY: "Zarina,
shoot your laser at my badge."
"Tink, no. It'll kill you." "Just do it!"
(MIMICS LASERFIRE)
(MIMICS EXPLOSION)
"You're going to jail, Ro."
(YELLS) "Watch out!"
(MRS. DARLING LAUGHING)
Mum!
MRS. DARLING: No, no, no. Just keep
playing. Just pretend I'm not here.
Oh, no, Victoria!
No, it's okay, Mum.
It's a 50-foot baby from outer space.
And she's on a rampage.
Run for your lives!
Nana, get out of there.
Does the red light mean it's going?
(SOULFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
Come on.
Say "Happy birthday" to Victoria.
-Happy birthday!
-MRS. DARLING: Oh, charming.
Happy birthday!
MRS. DARLING:
Look how tall you're getting.
Yeah! Whoo-hoo!
(LAUGHS)
"I came as fast as I could.
Zarina, behind you!"
"Got it, Tink."
"Good work, Zarina."
Aye!
(MIMICKING AIRPLANE)
(LAUGHING)
ANNOUNCER: Yoo-hoo!
For your safety, please keep
arms, feet, and legs
inside the boat bed.
And watch the little ones,
yah? (CHUCKLES)
(OLAF GASPS)
♪ Do you want to build a snowman
♪ Come on, let's go and play
♪ Elsa wants to give us awesome fun
♪ She'll make everyone a snowy summer day
You're going to Elsa's ice palace.
Sven's going, and I'm going.
It'll will be so beautiful!
-See you there!
-(SVEN GRUNTS)
(LITTLE TROLLS GIGGLING)
Tell us a story again.
TROLL KIDS: Please?
On a day, very much like today,
Anna saved her sister
with an unselfish act of true love,
and thaw a frozen heart.
Oh, and now they're best friends.
Indeed.
Hey, you're going to the ice palace.
Lucky. Bye!
(PEOPLE VOCALIZING
RHYTHMICALLY)
Welcome to Elsa's ice palace.
(VOCALIZING)
♪ For the first time in forever
♪ I'm so glad you came along
♪ For the first time in forever
♪ Every another song
♪ Watch this next night
♪ Skating, skating celebrate
You're here!
♪ For my sister's magic night
-Are you ready to see Elsa?
-Say, we're born ready.
♪ For the first time in forever
BOTH: ♪ We get to share this frozen fun
♪ For the first time in forever
♪ Elsa's finding everyone
♪ Would you say I'm elated or gassy
♪ Let's just call it delight
BOTH: ♪ 'Cause for the first time in forever
You're here!
♪ For my sister's magic night
♪ It's time to see what I can do
♪ To test the limits and break through
♪ No right, no wrong
♪ No rules for me
♪ I'm free!
♪ Let it go!
♪ Let it go!
♪ I am one with the wind and sky
♪ Let it go! Let it go!
♪ You'll never see me cry
♪ Here I stand
♪ In the light of day
♪ Let the storm rage on!
♪ The cold never bothered me anyway
(LIVELY INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING)
(MARSHMALLOW GROWLING)
Let it go!
(FIREWORKS POPPING)
(DRAMATIC INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING)
(OLAF VOCALIZING)
ALL: ♪ The hot and the cold are both so intense
♪ Put them together It just makes sense
(SCATTING)
♪ Winter's a good time to stay in and cuddle
♪ But put me in summer and I'll be a...
-BOTH: Happy snowman?
-Exactly!
ALL: ♪ When life gets rough
♪ I like to hold on to my dream
♪ Relaxing in the summer sun
♪ Just letting off steam
NEIL deBUCK WEASEL: The universe.
A vast expanse of space and matter.
It includes all that we see,
and all that we know.
Since the beginning of time,
we have wondered how it came to be.
A gloriously orchestrated plan?
A chance series of events?
Or something much, much dumber?
(YELPING)
(HUMMING)
(SNIFFING)
Aha!
(GRUNTING)
(SCREAMING)
(GROANS)
(SNIFFS) Eee!
(SNIFFING)
(METALLIC CLANGING)
(SNIFFING)
-(CLANGS)
-(REVERBERATING)
(GROANING)
(SNIFFING)
(EXCLAIMS)
(POWERING UP)
(GASPS)
(STRAINING)
(GROANS)
(STRAINING)
(SCREAMING)
(GROANS)
(SCREAMS)
(ALARM BLARING)
(SCREAMS)
(GROANS)
(GASPS)
(SCREAMS)
(YELPING)
(SCREAMING)
(ECHOING SCREAM)
(STRAINING)
(GROANING)
(WHIMPERS)
(GASPS)
(SCREAMING)
(GASPS)
(SCREAMING)
(GRUNTING)
(STRAINING)
(SCREAMING)
(GROANS)
(GASPS)
(COOING)
(ALSO SPRACH ZARATHUSTRA
PLAYING)
(GRUNTING)
(SCREAMS)
(GASPS)
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
Surprise!
(CHUCKLES) Not yet, Olaf.
-Surprise!
-(WOMEN GASP)
WOMEN: Not yet, Olaf.
-Surprise!
-(GASPS)
(SIGHS) Not yet, Olaf.
TINKER BELL: Okay, places, everyone.
Come on, come on. Get in position.
Wait! I can't find my other eye.
-All right, whose foot's in my face?
-It's mine. Give it back.
You have saved our lives.
We are eternally grateful.
(SHUSHING)
Zarina! Mind if I squeeze in next to you?
Yes. No.
(STAMMERING) I mean, why would
I mind squeezing next to you?
(CLEARING THROAT)
Is it hot in here?
Oh! Here they come!
Queen Clarion, you got it?
Mission accomplished.
IRIDESSA: Wonderful!
(LAUGHS)
Careful. Careful!
-PERIWINKLE: Ooh!
-Oh!
All right, guys. We got one shot at this.
Everyone ready?
We're ready, Tinker Bell. Let's do it!
Okay, Zarina. Make the call.
(EXCLAIMS NERVOUSLY)
(RINGING)
ZARINA: Target is on approach.
TINKER BELL:
Just like we rehearsed it, guys.
(PHONE CONTINUES RINGING)
Hello?
Hello? Anyone there?
(GROANS)
Victoria, stay out of my room!
VICTORIA: I wasn't in your room.
WENDY: Then who was messing
with my stuff?
VICTORIA: It wasn't me.
Whoa!
Hello!
-Surprise!
-(GASPS)
(CHUCKLES) Olaf! Not yet!
ELSA: Anna's right.
Our surprise holiday party doesn't start
until after the Yule bell rings.
Sorry, the suspense is tearing me apart.
Thank you!
(CHUCKLES) I'm excited too, Olaf.
This is Arendelle's
first Christmas in forever.
The first of many to come.
Elsa, look! They're arriving!
♪ Look at everyone
-♪ They don't realize
-(GASPS) What?
♪ We planned a party as a big surprise
♪ Soon the ballroom will echo
♪ With sounds of cheer
♪ As we ring in the season this year
♪ This is overdue
♪ Gotta look our best
♪ Ooh!
♪ I've never been so nicely dressed
♪ We'll be hosting and toasting
♪ The whole night through
♪ As we ring in the season with you
♪ It's the first Christmas in forever
♪ Since we opened up the gate
♪ And it's the first Christmas
♪ I remember to date
-♪ And it's already worth the wait
-(CROWD CHEERING)
-♪ Look at all the joy
-♪ All the joy
-♪ And it's everywhere
-♪ Everywhere
-♪ I feel the Christmas spirit in the air
-♪ Feel the spirit
♪ And the party will start
♪ At the strike of noon
♪ And we'll ring in the season so soon
OLAF: Hey! It's Kristoff and Sven!
(GASPS) And the Yule bell!
Why am I so excited about that?
Olaf, the Yule bell signals
the start of the holidays
in Arendelle.
Ooh!
♪ And it's almost time to ring the bell
♪ We'll hear it chime through Arendelle
♪ It's finally here and it's happening fast
♪ We'll make up for all
♪ We have missed in the past
♪ It's time to celebrate
♪ As we ring in the season
-♪ At last ♪
-(TOLLING)
-Let the holidays begin!
-(CHEERING)
Okay, now!
-(CHUCKLES) Surprise!
-(GASPS)
OLAF: Uh-oh.
Wait, wait, wait. Hold on, hold on.
-Going so soon?
-The Yule bell rang.
I must get home
for my family's holiday tradition...
-rolling the lefse.
-Um...
Ours is putting out porridge
for the Tomte.
We're making traditional
bordstabelbakkels!
And I'm gonna filet
the krumsakringlekakke!
That's a thing, right?
Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Olsen?
You're welcome to join us
in the castle if you'd like.
Thank you, Your Majesty.
But Olga and I should be getting home
to knit socks for our grandchildren.
-It's our tradition.
-(LAUGHS) Yes.
And we wouldn't want to intrude
on your family traditions.
(SIGHS)
Oh, so the surprise is everyone left.
CRASH: It's a beautiful day
out here on the ice...
as father meets daughter
in a quest for hockey supremacy.
It's Peaches meets Manny.
Mammoth meets mammoth.
-Mano a mano.
-Meema me moo-ma.
Mama may mee-mee.
Will you two quit it?
-M-okay.
-Meanie.
The blazing mammoth
takes it on the breakaway.
There's never been a player
so tough, so graceful.
So desperate to score.
He fakes right. He fakes left.
He fakes knowing how to play.
(BOTH GRUNT)
-Huh?
-What's wrong?
Lose something?
BOTH: Hey, what that stink
I smell out there? It's Manny!
Hey, hey. It's Manny!
Whoo! You stink!
Okay, Fuzzball. Let's see what you got.
You asked for it.
(LAUGHS)
(GASPS)
Yes! She dominates! Again.
Oh, please. I went easy on you.
It's called good parenting.
Yeah, right. Face it.
I rule the ice now.
Oh, you talk a big game, hotshot.
All right, how about best of three?
Whoo-hoo! Yes! Touchdown!
Wait, no, that's not right.
Not touchdown. What is it?
Uh, hole-in-one! Whoo! (LAUGHING)
-Julian!
-Whoa!
-Ow!
-Sorry.
Honey, I scored! Did you see me?
Yeah! And you were amazing.
Whoa! Whoa!
Careful!
Oh, the ice is really icy.
It's like super-sized, extra value icy.
But I'm getting better, right?
(PEACHES LAUGHING)
-JULIAN: Whoa!
-(SIGHS)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
Okay, we'll play... later.
So, she whupped
your butt, again, huh?
And with a butt that size,
that's a whole lot of whuppin'.
Nobody was whupped.
there was no whupping.
It's just a loving father
sharing some strategy
with his only daughter.
Didn't know sucking was a strategy.
CRASH: Okay, it's our turn.
Let's show them how it's done!
(BOTH LAUGH)
(BOTH GRUNTING)
You're going down, eh?
(GROANING)
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! (LAUGHS)
Ta-ta-da-da!
For you, my mom-in-law-to-be.
Buttercups!
Nature's sunshine.
Isn't sunshine nature's sunshine?
-(GROANS)
-Aw! Thank you, Julian.
It's been so long since
anyone's given me flowers.
But you're marrying our daughter.
You don't have to
keep bringing us presents.
But it makes me happy.
And for you, my guru,
my rock, my main mammoth...
To you, I give the greatest gift of all.
Wait. What are you doing?
Come on, Bro-Dad. Bring it in.
(MANNY SIGHS)
JULIAN: Oh!
I can feel your heart beating.
Okay. That's enough of that.
You better get used to it.
They'll be living right next door.
Come on, Julian. Wanna go?
Actually, weren't you gonna
help me with the thing?
Oh! Right. The thing.
Gotta do the thing.
I can do the thing.
BOTH: No!
It's a girl thing.
Hey! Why don't you go do a guy thing?
You know, you don't spend
nearly enough time with your friends.
-I don't?
-I'll see you later.
(GIGGLES) On this special day.
Uh.. Okay.
Have you told them
about our decision yet?
No. I'm waiting for the right time.
Come on, Romeo. Walk with me.
I'm gonna watch some butterflies
come out of their cocoons.
-Whoa! Really?
-No.
Goodbye, sweetie.
(BLOWING KISSES)
Aw! I remember when Manny
and I used to be like that.
Not me! Love them and leave them,
and take half of everything.
That's my motto.
ROSETTA: Well, that went well.
She held me! She actually held me!
SILVERMIST: Oh, this is just sad.
ROSETTA: Who we kidding?
The girl's 17 years old.
VIDIA: We ain't ever get played with.
(SIGHS)
Guys, hey, hold up.
We need a staff meeting.
Everyone! A staff meeting!
(GROANS) Not again!
Oh, come on. Vidia,
gather everyone up.
Uh, we are gathered, Tink.
Okay. First off,
we all knew Operation Pixie
Hollow Life was a long shot.
More like a misfire.
But we've always said this job isn't
about getting played with. It's about...
Being there for Wendy. We know.
But we can try again! Right?
I'm calling it, guys.
We're closing up shop.
ALL: What?
Wendy's going to the
university any day now.
-That was our last shot.
-(UNHAPPILY) Oh.
ZARINA: We're going into
attic mode, folks.
Keep your accessories
with you at all times.
Spare parts, batteries, anything
you need for an orderly transition.
Orderly? Don't you get it?
We're done! Finished! Over the hill!
Hey, hey, hey, now. Come on, guys.
We all knew this day was coming.
SILVERMIST: Yeah, but now it is here.
Look, every fairy goes through this.
No one wants to see...
Hey, Queen Clarion!
What are you doing?
War's over, fairies.
Me and the ministers are moving on.
-Moving on?
-You're going AWOL?
We done what is right for Pixie Hollow.
Wendy's grown up.
And let's face it,
when the trash bags come out,
we ministers are the first to go.
-Trash bags?
-Who said anything about trash bags?
It has been an honor serving with you.
Good luck, fairies.
You're gonna need it.
No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait!
-(YELPS) We're getting thrown away?
-No. No one's getting thrown away.
ROSETTA: How do y'all know?
-(GASPING) We're being abandoned!
-We'll be fine, Periwinkle.
-So why did Clarion leave?
-Should we leave?
-I thought we were going to the attic.
-Oh, I hate all this uncertainty!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hold on now. Wait a minute. Quiet!
No one's getting thrown out, okay?
We're all still here.
I mean, yeah,
we've lost friends along the way.
-Clank and Bobble and...
-Terence?
Yeah. Even Terence.
All good fairies
who've gone on to new owners.
But through every yard sale, every
spring cleaning, Wendy held on to us!
He must care about us,
or we wouldn't be here.
You wait. Wendy's gonna tuck us in
the attic. It'll be safe and warm...
-And we'll all be together.
-Exactly!
There's games up there,
and books, and...
-The racecar track!
-The racecar track. Thank you!
-And the old TV.
-There you go, the old TV.
And those guys from the Christmas
decorations box. They're fun, right?
-(ROSETTA MUMBLES)
-Yeah.
And someday, if we're lucky,
Wendy may have kids of his own.
And she'll play with us then, right?
We'll always be there for her.
Come on, guys.
Let's get our parts together, get ready,
and go out on a high note.
I'd better find my other eye.
Where'd you leave it this time?
Someplace dark. And dusty.
Come on. Let's see how much
we're going for on eBay.
Don't worry. Wendy's gonna
take care of us. I guarantee it!
You guarantee it, huh?
I don't know, Zarina.
What else could I say?
Well, whatever happens,
at least we'll all be together.
TINKER BELL: With beyond of faith.
(SIGHS)
Mi amor, so many ladies
have tried and failed...
to strap a saddle on Sid the stallion.
(MIMICS HORSE NEIGHING)
But I want to share everything with you.
You're the wind beneath my fleas,
the algae of my eye.
Will you be my mate for life?
(KISSING)
-FRANCINE: Sidney?
-Mmm?
Sidney, where are you?
(GRUNTING)
Francine.
I need to ask...
Ow!
I need to ask you something.
Will you marry...
Sid, I'm gonna stop you right there.
I'm breaking up with you.
What? But I planned our whole future!
Our wedding.
Our kids.
(IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) Mommy.
Our burial plots.
How you doing?
SID: I even hired a band.
-Hey!
-(MARIACHI MUSIC PLAYING)
No, no. Not yet!
Are you crazy?
We've only had one date.
It lasted 14 minutes!
Yes, but it felt like 20.
Ugh!
I can't! A ring?
I mean, I like the ring, but no.
I can't. You're too clingy.
How is this clingy? (GRUNTS)
And by the way,
you look nothing
like your profile picture.
Francine, you gotta start dating
outside of your species.
Franny, we can work this out.
Is this about the bikini? Ow!
I didn't know it was poison ivy.
(SOBBING)
(BLOWING NOSE)
Oh! Uh-oh.
Franny. Franny, help!
-(BOTH SCREAM)
-Somebody.
Is it the eyes that hurt...
or my soul?
Ow!
Definitely the eyes.
(CHITTERING)
Ah, women!
Yeah, women.
What about them?
I don't get 'em. (WHISTLES)
Like, Ellie. Life's great with her.
There's no surprises.
Nothing ever changes.
But then, today, she giggled.
Does Shira ever just giggle?
Please don't eat me!
(ROARS)
Uh... Shira's not a big giggler.
Well, Ellie giggled.
And then she wiggled.
"Tee hee hee hee." Boom!
Don't ever do that again.
I have no idea
why she's acting so weird.
(SIGHS) Women.
-Women.
-Women.
SID: Hello?
And speaking of weird.
Anybody there? Oh!
Marco? Polo?
Oh, hi, Manny.
Ew! Your breath is awful.
What happened to you?
Oh, nothing. Everything's great.
Fabulous. Zippity-dippity.
Okay, let me guess. She dumped you.
What is wrong with me?
Everybody has somebody.
And all I've got is my boyish good looks
and this mariachi band.
-(ALL WHOOPING)
-(MARIACHI MUSIC PLAYING)
(SOBBING)
(BLOWS NOSE)
Oh! So itchy!
Come on. Let's get you cleaned up.
Ahh!
Hey, I say it's their loss.
-Who needs a big party anyway?
-Kristoff?
I've got just the thing to cheer you up:
my favorite traditional troll tradition.
-Care to join in?
-Uh, yeah!
Okay, it starts with a gathering song,
"The Ballad of Flemmingrad."
I love ballads!
♪ Every December we all gather round
♪ To pay our respects
♪ To a troll so renowned
♪ In remembrance of the friend we had
♪ A jolly old soul we called Flemmingrad
-Tempo!
-♪ We all dig deep down
♪ And we uproot the past
♪ We shove up its nostrils
♪ A fistful of grass
-Nostrils?
-♪ We shape his likeness
♪ Bless his soul
-(SHRIEKS)
-Whoa, gross.
♪ Oh Flemmy
♪ The fungus troll ♪
Now, you lick his forehead
and make a wish.
(LICKS) Who's next?
-Elsa, you're up.
-(GAGS)
Come on. Tastes like lichen.
You're a princess.
You don't have to settle.
Okay. Not so much a royal activity.
I get it.
But wait until you taste
my traditional Flemmy stew.
It may smell like wet fur,
but it's a real crowd pleaser.
-Oh, thanks. We're good.
-Big breakfast.
(CHUCKLES)
(MUFFLED STRUGGLING)
(BANGING)
(GRUNTING)
(SIGHS)
(EXCLAIMS)
Whoa!
-(SCREAMS)
-(ALARM BLARING)
(GRUNTING)
(EXCLAIMS)
(GRUNTING)
(SCREAMS)
(GRUNTING)
(MUFFLED SCREAM)
(GRUNTING)
(SIGHS)
(SCREAMS)
(GASPS)
(SCREAMS)
(PANTING)
(GROANING)
VICTORIA: Can I have your stereo?
WENDY: No.
VICTORIA: Why not?
WENDY: I'm taking it with me.
(GASPING)
-Can I have your computer?
-No.
-Your video games?
-Forget it, Victoria.
Okay. Wendy, let's get to work here.
Anything you're not taking
to the university
either goes in the attic, or it's trash.
-Mum, I'm not leaving till Friday.
-Come on. It's garbage day.
-Mum.
-Look, it's simple.
Skateboard, university.
Little League trophy, probably attic.
Apple core, trash. You can do the rest.
Why do you still have these Fairies?
(SIGHS) Victoria, out of my room!
Three more days and it's mine!
Victoria, you're not off the hook either.
You have more Fairies
than you know what to do with.
Some of them could make
other kids really happy.
What kids?
The children at the nursery
daycare in Joyland.
They're always asking for donations.
-IRIDESSA: What's nursery daycare?
-(TINKER BELL SHUSHING)
VICTORIA: Mom.
MRS. DARLING: No buts.
You choose the things you want to
donate, I'll drop them off at Merryland.
(SIGHING)
PERIWINKLE: Poor Barbie.
SILVERMIST: I get the Corvette.
Wendy, come on.
You need to start making decisions.
Like what?
Like what are you gonna do
with these Fairies?
-Should we donate them to Merryland?
-No.
Maybe sell them online?
Mum, no one's gonna want
those old Fairies.
They're junk.
Fine. You have till Friday.
Anything that's not packed
for the university or in the attic
-is getting thrown out.
-(SIGHS) Whatever you say, Mum.
(EXHALING)
(GASPING)
(GASPING)
-What's happening?
-We're gettin' thrown out, sugarcane.
That's what's happening.
(SIGHING)
(GRUNTING)
-You need a hand?
-I got it.
Here.
So, you gonna miss me
when I'm gone?
-If I say no, do I still get your room?
-Nope.
VICTORIA: Then, yes, I'll miss you.
(GASPING) I can't breathe!
-Oh, this can't be happening!
-Quiet! What's that sound?
(LADDER CREAKING)
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
Oh!
Wendy! (SIGHS)
(GASPS) That's not trash.
That's not trash!
Think, think, Tink.
Think, think, think. Oh!
(WHISTLES)
Nana! Come here, boy! Come here!
Okay, boy. To the curb! Hee-yah!
(YAWNING)
(TINKER BELL GRUNTS)
(STRAINING) No, Nana! No!
TINKER BELL: Get up. Nana!
(PANTING)
Oh!
(GASPS)
-We're on the curb!
-Oh, I knew it would come to this!
Pull, everyone! Pull!
(SCREAMS)
-IRIDESSA: It won't rip!
-Oh, forget it!
It's triple-ply,
high-density polyethylene!
There's gotta be a way out!
Oh, Wendy doesn't want us.
What's the point?
Point. Point. Point!
Push! Push!
I can hear the garbage truck!
It's getting closer.
(HUMMING GUITAR RIFFS)
(EXCLAIMING IN DISGUST)
Oh!
Zarina! Periwinkle!
(SOFT CLINKING)
(SIGHS IN RELIEF)
-Wendy threw us out.
-Like we were garbage.
-Junk. She called us junk.
-How could she?
(CRYING)
This doesn't make any sense.
I should have seen this coming.
It's Dewey all over again.
-Queen Clarion was right.
-Yeah, and Tinker Bell was wrong.
Wait a minute. Wait, hold on.
This is no time to be hysterical.
It's the perfect time to be hysterical.
-Should we be hysterical?
-No!
-Yes!
-Maybe! But not right now!
Yoo-hoo! Fellas, I know what to do.
What the jingles?
-Oh, we should've done this years ago.
-Peri, wait. What about Tink?
She's fine, Zarina.
Wendy's taking her to the university.
Now we need to go!
You're right. Come on.
-Zarina?
-Tinker Bell!
What's going on? Don't you know
this box is being donated?
It's under control, Tink. We have a plan.
We're going to nursery daycare!
Nursery daycare?
What, have you all lost your marbles?
Well, didn't you see?
Wendy threw us away.
No, no, no, no.
She was putting you in the attic.
Attic? So how did we
end up on the curb?
That was a mistake.
Mrs. Darling thought you were trash.
Yeah. After she put us in a trash bag.
And called us junk!
Yeah, I know. It looks bad.
But, guys, you gotta believe me.
Sure thing, Christmas fairy!
Wendy's moving on, Tinker Bell.
It's time we did the same.
Okay. Out of the box.
Everyone, right now!
Come on, Zarina. Give me a hand.
We gotta get this thing outta here.
Tink, wait. We need to figure out
what's best for everyone.
Oh, great. Great! It's gonna take us
forever to get back here.
(SID SOBBING)
All I wanted is true love.
Is that too much to ask?
(DIEGO GROANS)
Why is it so quiet?
Because the world is mourning my loss.
-(GRUNTS)
-(SCREAMS)
Ellie?
Peaches?
Where is everyone?
ALL: Surprise!
-(ALL LAUGHING)
-(CRAZY IN LOVE PLAYING)
(BLOWING NOISEMAKERS)
Uh... Huh?
BOTH: Ta-da!
Happy Anniversary, honey!
Anniversary?
Oh, no. That's the thing.
-(GIGGLES)
-(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
Okay! Now it's your turn, Bro-Dad!
Yeah! We wanna see what you got Ellie.
Manny!
ALL: Manny! Manny! Manny!
Manny!
Hey, hey. Right.
Uh...
How about another hand for Ellie?
(CHUCKLING) Yeah.
Oh.
He forgot!
-(ALL GASP)
-(FAINTS)
FEMALE GUEST: I feel so bad for Ellie.
Ellie, I... Uh...
(FIREWORKS POP)
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
ALL: Ooh! Ah!
He didn't forget.
That's how big Manny's love is for her!
BOTH: Nice save with the light show.
Wait, you didn't do this? Then who did?
Oh, Manny.
I was so afraid you'd forgotten.
But you lit up the sky for me?
How'd you do it?
Uh, well...
A magician never reveals his secrets.
-(CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY)
-Oh...
Thank you.
(CHILDREN LAUGHING)
(SIGHS) I keep picturing
our own kid in there.
He'd be the best one.
-I think you meant "she."
-He.
Either way, we've been over this, Diego.
Kids are afraid of us.
Yeah, but why?
(BOTH LAUGHING)
(BOTH GASP)
Are they gonna eat us?
Hi, kids!
(BOTH SCREAMING)
I even smiled this time.
(GRUNTING)
(LAUGHS)
(MUFFLED GRUNTING)
-(SCREAMS)
-(LAUGHS)
PEACHES: Wow, Dad.
Best present ever.
You, sir, are an education
in martial excellence.
I'm really gonna miss you guys
when we leave.
(GASPS AND COUGHS)
Ow!
Um, actually, I haven't told them yet.
Oh.
Surprise!
You're leaving?
I thought you guys were gonna
live with us the first couple of years.
I know. But Julian and I
kind of want to roam for a while.
-Roam?
-JULIAN: Yeah!
Travel, explore, just go wherever.
No plan is the best plan.
That's my philosophy.
Horse d'oeuvres?
That's not a plan, or a philosophy...
or very safe.
(CHUCKLES) Dad, we're young.
We can worry about being safe
when we're old and boring.
Like you and Mom.
-I think we should just...
-Excuse me!
This is a family discussion.
But aren't I part of your family?
Not yet, you're not.
(SLURPS)
Uh...
Does that look like a problem to you?
A ball of fire heading
directly towards us?
Why would that be a problem?
What if you fall in a
ditch and get amnesia?
What then, huh?
Manny, we have a problem.
Not now. I have a problem.
This one's a little bigger.
-I don't think so.
-Manny!
What?
(GASPS)
-(YELPS)
-Manny?
Uh, okay. Party's over, everybody.
Have a good night. And leave right now!
What are you talking about?
The party just got started.
Yeah.
(YAWNS) Just getting kind of sleepy.
Everyone should go.
And duck. Possibly cover!
Hey, what's gotten into you?
(GASPS)
-Look! There's more coming!
-(ALL GASPING)
Meteor shower!
(GASPS) Meteor?
(SNIFFS) Shower?
(GASPS) Manny's love is killing us!
I suppose this is all part
of your magic show for me?
(CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY)
Abracadabra?
Can you guys deal with this later?
Come on. We need to take cover.
(PANICKED SCREAMING)
Whoo-hoo! I'm on fire!
Whoo-hoo-hoo! Me too!
We're smoking hot, baby!
(BOTH SCREAMING)
ELLIE: Incoming!
Those are ours!
Are you okay?
How many tusks do you see?
-Tree.
-Three?
No! Tree!
(MANNY GASPS)
(ALL YELP)
Everybody, jump!
(ALL GRUNT)
(ALL PANTING)
Whee!
MANNY: The cave! Get inside!
Move! Move!
-Whoa!
-Whoa!
(GRUNTS)
(WHIMPERING)
(BOTH GASP)
-MANNY: Oh!
-(PEACHES GASPS)
It's okay, sweetheart. Daddy's...
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
-(CRASHING)
-(ALL GRUNT)
Hey, it sounds like it's slowing down.
Yup, it's definitely over.
(CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY)
Except for that one.
MANNY: We might wanna think about
moving underground for a while.
(OLAF EXCLAIMS)
-(CHUCKLES) I can't wait!
-ELSA: For what, Olaf?
For your family tradition. What is it?
Tell me, tell me, tell me!
Do we have any traditions, Elsa?
Do you remember?
Well, I remember...
♪ It was long ago
♪ They would ring the bell
♪ We could hear it chime through Arendelle
♪ I remember the way that I felt back then
♪ We would ring in the season
♪ We would ring in the season ♪
But the Yule bell was for the kingdom.
What about us?
After the gates were closed,
we were never together.
-(SIGHS)
-Elsa?
ELSA: I'm sorry, Anna.
It's my fault we don't have
a family tradition.
Wait, Elsa...
(SIGHS)
(OLAF WHIMPERS)
(GASPS)
(SQUAWKING)
(PANTING)
(GRUNTS) Look at that! I got an egg.
How many eggs did you poach,
little brother?
Do we have to steal
other creatures' eggs?
I mean, couldn't we just go vegan?
Sure, we could eat vegans.
-(GRUNTS)
-Whoops! Oh-oh-oh!
(GRUNTS) Son, sometimes I wonder...
how you snuck into this family.
BUCK: ♪ Figaro, Figaro
-(ALL GASP)
-♪ Figaro, Figaro, Figaro
With you in a minute.
I'll have to rinse and repeat.
(GRUNTS)
That weasel is such a buzzkill.
Let's go, kids.
Don't worry, ma'am.
I'll catch the crew
that poached your egg.
(SLURPS AND EXHALES)
(LAUGHS) It's a pun!
I'm winking under the eye patch.
♪ A mother is crying A damsel in distress
♪ Foreboding intruders Have made such a mess
♪ What I detect is a lack of respect
♪ For all that is precious and dear
♪ I am the pint-sized protector Of this lost world
But my friends call me Buck.
Well, played, guys.
(GRUNTS)
♪ I have message, bullies not welcome
♪ Return what you've stolen
♪ Go back where you came from
(VOCALIZING)
♪ You know I'm greater, so don't be a hater
♪ You may be Jurassic, but I am fantastic
♪ (ECHOING) Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro
♪ Figaro
-Oh, love that bit.
-(GROWLING)
♪ Running and climbing And spinning and grinning
♪ And dashing and diving and dodging
♪ And sliding and gliding and staying alive
♪ And these are a few of the things
♪ That I do before lunch
♪ Death defying Danger denying
♪ Look, I'm flying
♪ You might think I'm mad But, hey, you only live once
♪ No need to thank me
♪ But if you insist, I won't resist
♪ Who smells like fish?
-ALL: Huh? (SNIFFING)
-Hold on to your butts!
♪ Class
(ALL SCREAMING)
♪ Dimissed ♪
(SLURPS AND EXHALES)
Good egg.
(TRICERATOPS BLEATING)
Here you are, my lady.
(GASPS)
(CHUCKLES)
Huh?
Go! I'll lead them away.
(GRUNTS)
Oh, that was fun!
Same time, same place, next week?
Toodles! (LAUGHING)
Congratulations, weasel.
You just signed your death warrant.
Weaseled my way out of that one.
Hmm. What's all that
flash and dazzle about?
Oh!
Who puts a rock
in the middle of the jungle?
Ow! (GRUNTING)
(BUCK SCREAMING)
Mmm.
Ooh.
(PANTING)
Ha!
(SNIFFS)
Blimey!
What is this place?
(CREAKING)
Whoops!
Hmm.
(GASPS)
(CRYING)
Oh, it's all right, Barbie. You'll be okay.
Well, Victoria and I have been
growing apart for years.
It's just... I can't believe
she would throw me away!
Welcome to the club, toots.
Okay, everyone, listen up.
We can get back to Wendy's,
but we gotta move fast.
We'll hide under the seats
till we get back home.
Get it through your vinyl noggin, Tink.
Wendy doesn't want us anymore.
She was putting you in the attic!
She left us on the curb!
-All right, calm down! Both of you!
-Okay, fine. Fine.
Just wait till you see
what daycare's like.
-Why? What's it like?
-Daycare is a sad, lonely place
for washed-up old Fairies
who have no owners.
(BAWLING)
-Quite the charmer, aren't you?
-TINKER BELL: Oh, you'll see.
As soon as we get to the nursery
daycare, you'll be begging to go home.
(THUD)
Can anyone see anything?
PERIWINKLE: (GASPS)
There's a playground!
ZARINA: Wow!
We hit the jackpot, Blaze!
SILVERMIST: So much for
sad and lonely, huh?
Okay. Calm down, guys.
Let's just keep this in perspective.
Perspective? This place is perfect.
Tinker Bell, it's nice! See?
The door has a rainbow on it.
(BUZZING DOOR OPEN)
-Hey there!
-MRS. ANDERSON: Wow!
Haven't seen you in ages.
I just wanted to drop these old guys off.
Is this Inma? Look how big you are.
-MRS. ANDERSON: Say hi, sweetie.
-Hi.
MRS. ANDERSON: Hey, how are
your children? Victoria and Wendy?
MRS. DARLING: Not children at all.
Wendy's going to university on Friday.
-MRS. ANDERSON: What?
-Can you believe it?
-You sure they won't miss these?
-No, they never get played with.
Sven! Anna and Elsa
don't have a family tradition.
-(WHIMPERS)
-I know it's sad...
but I have a solution!
We'll go and find the best tradition
Anna and Elsa have ever seen...
and bring it back to the castle!
Are you with me?
Ow!
(BOTH GRUNTING)
-(DISTANT ROAR)
-(ALL GASP)
Uh...
Hello?
(ECHOING)
(ROAR)
(SCREAMS)
(GROWLING)
(SCREAMS)
(GASPS)
(GRUNTS) Yeah!
Oh! Hello, mammals.
Hi, Buck!
Hi. (SCREAMING)
Bye, Buck!
BUCK: Um, a little help.
(GRUNTING)
(SCREAMING)
(GROANING)
Right on the spleen!
Utterly useless, but totally hurts.
(LAUGHS) Hey, Buck.
Welcome back, buddy.
Wait. This half-a-snack
is the dinosaur whisperer?
And expert salsa dancer.
-(SINGING)
-(SALSA MUSIC PLAYING)
-(MUSIC STOPS)
-Whoo!
I have one eye but all my original teeth.
Would you like to count them? Ah...
No, thank you.
And this must be Nectarine.
-Um... Peaches.
-Semantics, my dear.
I am deeply honored.
Sweet eye patch. Very gangsta.
Thank you.
-I like this kid.
-MANNY: Buck.
-Whoa!
-What are you doing here?
Well, I.. What?
I'm trying!
But how do you tell someone
they're doomed?
He's stumped. (LAUGHS)
We're not doomed, Buck.
It was just a meteor shower,
and the show's over.
Ahh!
Oh, quite the contrary, old chap.
It's just beginning.
You see, I found a prophecy.
(DRAMATIC DRUMMING)
Do you mind?
Boy, he really sucks the fun
out of everything. Doesn't he?
Fun sucker!
I read this tablet front to back.
And the story it tells is very disturbing.
Every hundred million years or so,
the world gets a cosmic cleansing.
Before the dinosaurs,
there were these horseshoe
crab-looking thingies.
Ugh! Yuck.
Then, at the bottom
of this mountain range,
an asteroid hit.
Boom! Bye-bye.
Next, dinosaurs,
mountain range, asteroid.
Boom! Bye-bye.
And coming up next, mammals.
Mountain range, asteroid, boom!
Bye-bye.
-(GIGGLES) Stupid mammals.
-That's us.
(GASPS)
Mmm.
Yep, and there she is.
The mother of all asteroids
screaming towards us.
Even going underground
won't save us this time.
Hey, that wasn't there before.
And look what it's doing to the sky.
No worries. Because I've got a plan.
Really? To stop an asteroid?
Look, the last two asteroids
have pummeled the earth
in the same spot.
And it's about to happen again.
We've got to go there and see
what's attracting the asteroid.
Once we know why it's coming...
we can figure out
how to send it somewhere else.
That plan is so dumb,
I wish it had a face so I could smack it.
Let me get this straight.
Instead of running away from
a deadly asteroid...
you want us to run directly towards it?
I know it sounds suboptimal,
but the good news is...
it'll kill us no matter where we went.
Well, that's reassuring.
Okay, but even if we get
to the crash site...
how are we supposed to change
what is literally written in stone?
Ah, my cynical friend.
The dinos were wiped off
the face of the Earth,
but some escaped.
They changed their fate
and we can change ours, too.
Who's with me?
(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
So, what do you think?
Honestly. I'm worried the weasel's right.
(IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) No!
Don't listen to the weasel.
He's a raving loon!
(LAUGHS) Sorry, I just
love playing devil's advocate.
And looking fabulous!
Well, Buck has saved
our lives before, right?
But what if he can't this time?
I don't know what to believe.
But I'm afraid our lives will be over
before they begin.
(CHISELING)
Okay.
I guess we're in.
Crash and Eddie, reporting for duty.
(LAUGHS) Doody.
(BOTH LAUGHING)
Excellent! And dirty word processed.
Now, we better get on the road
because time till impact is roughly...
2 days, 4 hours, 1 minute
and 16 seconds.
15 seconds, 14 seconds...
I think we get it.
I think we're all gonna get it.
Let's go find their tradition!
Whoo! We look so cool.
Whoa!
(CHUCKLING)
(COUGHING)
Ugh. What is this stuff?
(SCREAMING)
-(EXHALES)
-(GROANS)
-You see any kids?
-(GASPS) Where is she taking us?
(CHILDREN CHATTERING SOFTLY)
PERIWINKLE: Look!
ROSETTA: Wow!
What? What is it?
(BOTH ROARING)
No, no, no.
What's the matter with you?
(EXCLAIMS) I can't see!
(BELL RINGING)
Okay, everyone. Recess. Come on!
CHILDREN: Yay!
SILVERMIST: Now what do we do?
TINKER BELL: Go back to Wendy's.
Anyone see an exit?
ROSETTA: Exit, shmexit.
Let's get played with.
ZARINA: Careful. These Fairies might
be jealous of new arrivals.
-I want to see!
-SILVERMIST: Hey!
-Dessa!
-It's my turn!
New Fairies!
(ALL CHEERING)
Well, hello! Glad to meet you.
Captain Zarina at your service.
(CHUCKLES) Boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.
(LAUGHING)
Oh. Thank you. May I?
Ooh! (LAUGHS)
The claw!
(TRUCK HONKING)
Well, hello there.
I thought I heard new voices.
Welcome to Merryland, folks.
I'm Lots-o'-Huggin' Bear.
But please call me Lotso.
Captain Zarina. We come in...
(CHUCKLING)
First thing you gotta know about me,
I'm a hugger.
Oh, look at you all. You've been
through a lot today, haven't ya?
Oh, it's been horrible.
Well, you're safe now.
We're all castoffs here.
We been dumped, donated,
yard-saled, secondhanded
and just plain thrown out.
But just you wait,
you'll find being donated was the
best thing that ever happened to ya.
(TINKER BELL SCOFFS)
Mr. Lotso, do Fairies here
get played with every day?
All day long. Five days a week.
But what happens
when the kids grow up?
Well, now, I'll tell ya.
When the kids get old,
new ones come in.
When they get old,
new ones replace them.
You'll never be outgrown or neglected,
never abandoned or forgotten.
No owners means no heartbreak.
Yee-haw!
-It's a miracle.
-And you wanted us to stay at Wendy's.
Because we're the Fairies
of Pixie Hollow!
So you got donated by this Wendy, huh?
Well, it's her loss, Miss Bell.
She can't hurt you no more.
-Whoa, whoa, no, no, no...
-Now, let's get you all settled in.
Ken? Where is that boy?
Ken? New Fairies!
Far out! Down in a jiff, Lotso.
So, who's ready for Ken's dream tour?
Let's show our new friends
where they'll be staying.
Folks, if you want to step
right this way...
(DRAMATIC ROCK
BALLAD PLAYING)
Hi, I'm Ken.
Barbie. Have we ever met?
Uh-uh.
-I would've remembered.
-(GIGGLES)
-Love your leg warmers.
-Nice ascot.
Come on, Ken.
Recess don't last forever.
Right on, Lotso. This way, everybody.
(GIGGLING)
You got a lot to look forward to, folks.
The little ones love new Fairies.
-What a nice bear.
-And he smells like strawberries.
(SIGHS)
Folks, if I can share, here
at Merryland, we've got,
well, just about anything
a fairy could ask for.
Spare parts, superglue,
and enough fresh batteries
to choke a Hungry Hungry Hippo.
-Think you're gettin' old?
-PERIWINKLE: Wow.
LOTSO: Well, stop your worryin'.
KEN: Our repair spa will keep you
stuffed, puffed, and lightly buffed.
(SNEEZES)
And this, well, this is where I live.
It's Ken's Dream House.
It has a disco, it's got a dune buggy.
And a whole room
just for trying on clothes.
(GASPS)
You have everything!
Everything except
someone to share it with.
(GASPS)
You need anything at all,
you just come talk to me. Here we are.
(GURGLES)
LOTSO: Well, thank you, Big Baby.
Why don't you come meet
our new friends?
Poor baby. We were thrown out
together, me and him.
Abandoned by the same owner.
But we don't need owners
at Merryland.
We own ourselves.
We're masters of our own fate.
We control our own destiny.
(EXCLAIMING)
Watch out for puddles.
And here's where
you folks'll be stayin'.
The Golden Chick Room.
PERIWINKLE: Look at this place.
ROSETTA: Wow!
SILVERMIST: Holy moly buttermoly.
ROSETTA: Jackpot, baby. (WHISTLES)
-Whoa, puppy!
-Hello.
-Hello.
-Hello.
(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING)
It's so beautiful!
(TINKLING)
What the... Oh. Hey, little guy.
How long's it been
since you all got played with?
It's been years.
Well, just you wait.
In a few minutes, that bell's gonna ring,
and you'll get the playtime
that you've been dreamin' of.
Play! Real play! I can't wait!
Now, if you'll excuse us,
we best be headin' back.
Welcome to Merryland, folks.
-Thank you.
-Take care, pinky.
-Goodbye, Mr. Lotso. Thank you.
-SILVERMIST: Thank you, raindrop.
-Will I see you again?
-Oh, I'll see you tonight
in my dreams.
Ken, let's get a move on.
Barbie, come with me.
Live in my dream house.
I know it's crazy. I know we just met.
Heck, you don't know me from G.I. Joe,
but when I look at you,
I feel like we were...
-Made for each other.
-...made for each other.
(BOTH GASP)
-Yay!
-Yes.
-LOTSO: Ken?
-Coming, Lotso.
(BOTH GIGGLING)
BARBIE: Oh, this is so exciting!
(GURGLES)
(CHILDREN CHATTERING OUTSIDE)
SILVERMIST: Sounds like kids to me.
Oh, I want to get played with.
Why can't time go faster?
How many you reckon are out there?
FAWN: Oh, they sound so sweet.
(SIGHING)
Look, everyone, it's nice here, I admit.
But we need to go home.
We can have
a whole new life here, Tink.
A chance to make kids happy again.
-Why don't you stay?
-Yeah, Tinker Bell. Stay with us.
-Come on, sugar!
-You'll get played with.
-I can't. No.
-Stay here.
-You can make a new kid happy.
-No, no. Guys, really. No!
I have a kid. You have a kid. Wendy!
And if she wants us
at the university, or in the attic,
well, then, our job is to be there for her.
Now, I'm going home.
Anyone who wants to join me
is welcome. Come on, Zarina.
Zarina?
Our mission with Wendy
is complete, Tinker Bell.
What?
And what's important now
is we stay together.
We wouldn't even be together
if it weren't for Wendy!
Look under your shoe, Captain.
You, too, Peri.
Whose name is written there?
Maybe Wendy doesn't
care about us anymore.
Of course she does.
She cares about all of you!
She was putting you in the attic. I saw.
You can't just turn your back
on her now!
Tinker Bell, wake up! It's over!
Wendy is all grown up!
Okay, fine. Perfect.
I can't believe how selfish you all are.
So this is it?
After all we've been through.
(BLAZE PANTING)
(SIGHS)
Blaze, no. You need to stay.
Blaze, no, I said, "Stay!"
(BLAZE WHIMPERS)
(SIGHS) Look,
I don't want you left alone
in the attic, okay? Now, stay.
MRS. ANDERSON: Inma?
Inma?
I gotta go.
MRS. ANDERSON: Inma? You in here?
(BOTH CHATTERING)
(GASPS)
(WHISTLING)
TINKER BELL: Come on. Come on.
Oh, no, no.
(STOPS WHISTLING)
What... What the heck?
Now, that's better.
(PANTING)
-MRS. ANDERSON: Inma!
-Bluebells, cockleshells...
MRS. ANDERSON: There you are.
Come on, honey. It's time to go home.
(EXCLAIMS)
Oh! No, no, no, no!
(GASPS)
(LAUGHING)
(EXCLAIMS)
(SCREAMS)
(EXCLAIMING)
(YELLS)
INMA: Bluebells, cockleshells.
Eenie, miny...
-MRS. ANDERSON: Inma!
-Coming!
(GROANS) Great.
(ROARING)
Where is he? When I am through
with that one-eyed weasel...
he's going to need two eye patches.
I admire your bloodthirstitude, Gertie.
But you heard them.
An asteroid is coming.
(LAUGHS) This changes things.
(YELPS)
Holy snowballs! It's freezing up here.
Parts are retracting
into other parts. (SCREAMS)
Would you please
stop acting like a parakeet?
It's a good thing
you got your mother's eyes...
or you'd be totally useless.
Well, that's just hurtful. (SCREAMS)
-(NECK CRACKS)
-(SCREAMS)
What do you see?
-(SIGHS) Nothing. Nothing.
-(SCREAMING)
Deadly asteroid
screaming towards Earth.
Wait! There he is.
That's too bad. He is really far away.
Probably too far to reach by flight.
Oh, well. Let's just go home.
We are not retreating!
Until that weasel came along...
our family made an honest living
stealing dino eggs.
An honest living. Stealing.
Kind of fronic, don't you think?
Besides, why take out the weasel
if the asteroid is just gonna take us out?
So much sight. So little vision.
If we stop the weasel and his friends
from diverting the asteroid...
Kablooie!
It kills the weasel and everyone else...
while we glide safely above it all.
It'll be our paradise.
(LAUGHING EVILLY)
That's seems highly implausible.
Just from a scientific standpoint.
(BOTH GROWL)
Fine. It's a great plan. Dynamite!
One of the top three or four species
annihilation plans I've ever heard.
That's better.
Now let's make sure that asteroid hits.
Why can't we just fear the
apocalypse like a normal family?
(GASPS)
(EXCLAIMS)
(GRUNTING)
(EXCLAIMS)
(SNIFFS)
Whoa!
(SNIFFS)
(SCREAMS)
(GASPS)
Mmm.
(SCREAMS)
(SCREAMING)
Mmm?
(SCREAMING)
(PANTING)
(GASPS)
(GROWLING)
(GRUNTING)
(SCREAMING)
(TOILET FLUSHING)
(SCREAMING)
(SNIFFING)
What are you doing, Buck?
All rocks tell a tale.
Where we've been
and where we're heading.
-(SNIFFING)
-(BOTH GASP)
(BOTH SNIFFING)
Ah!
That, however, is a turd.
Julian...
I want you to know
that if we don't make it...
if we never get married...
you were the only one for me.
Hey, come on!
Of course we'll make it,
and we will get married.
But maybe it's the universe
telling us we won't.
SID: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
You're going to let one tiny little...
300-mile-wide asteroid ruin your plans?
How can we think about our future
when we may not have one?
Hey, we're going to stop this thing
and you'll get married.
Bada-bing, bada-boom!
Well, not boom. Forget I said boom.
(GASPS)
I know! I'll be your wedding planner!
It'll take your mind
off all this end-of-the-world stuff.
Actually, we were just gonna wing it!
(CHUCKLES) Keep it low-key.
What?
Peaches. Peaches. Sweetheart.
you don't just wing
the happiest day of your life!
No, you seize it and you cherish it.
You strangle it with good intentions.
Ooh. Let's start with your hair.
Updo with a top bun? Traditional.
Or updo with a fishtail braid. Flirtatious.
(GIGGLING)
But maybe be a little trashy.
Ugh.
And garter belts!
Today, Ed is modelling laced daisies.
While Crash is rocking
a more elegant ivy...
that's all about the calves.
Ooh. We need a seating chart!
The singles table, the kids table,
the weird relatives table...
the smelly table,
two-more, smelly tables.
(SCOFFS) Look at him.
JULIAN: Oh, you're gonna love it.
Who walks like that?
(MIMICKING JULIAN)
Oh! Look at me!
I'm Julian.
Forget the asteroid.
Gimme a hug, Bro-Dad!
(CLEARS THROATS) Look at
that pretty bird there.
(SQUAWKS)
Yeah! That is a pretty bird.
Good eye, Manny.
(CHUCKLES) Yeah.
The sky is literally falling...
and she thinks we're just gonna
let her stroll into the wilderness...
with Mr. No Plans Bouncy Walk.
Stop picking on him.
Come on, Ellie, you're not
still mad at me, are you?
No. I'm not still mad.
Because that's not how I want to spend
what could be our final days together.
But if we somehow survive that
planet-killing hunk of space rock...
you're in for it.
If we survive, we lose our daughter.
Well, I've been thinking about that, too.
What if...
Ooh. I know! We destroy
the relationship, right?
That way we never have to let her go...
and she'll just stay our little girl forever!
(LAUGHING)
No, you psychopath!
What if we convince them
to stay near us?
Oh! That's better.
I like it. But how?
The way we always
get her to do what we want.
We make her think it's her idea.
You sneaky, sneaky minx! (GIGGLES)
Let's just hope we
haven't lost our touch.
Found it!
Behold, mammals!
A sneak preview
of the asteroid to come.
A space rock. Fresh from the cosmos.
Mmm, mmm, mmm.
I taste iron, carbon.
(GARGLES)
Oh! And a hint of nickel.
(SIGHS)
Space tastes lonely.
Hey, look! I found another one.
Me too!
(BOTH SCREAMING)
Hmm...
Hey! Yours is attracted to me.
No. Yours is attracted to me.
(GRUNTING AND SCREAMING)
(EDDIE SOBS)
We're just too attractive!
Stupendous! Now we have something
to play with during our final hours.
You're missing the point, Tiger.
They're magnets.
And if these space rocks are magnetic...
so is that.
This can only mean one thing.
And that would be...
Allow me.
(BOTH SCREAM)
Whoa!
Where are we?
(ECHOING) You are in my brain.
Hmm. Kind of chilly.
(CLEARS THROAT) Gentlemen,
here's what we know.
Space rocks? Magnetic.
Asteroid? Also, magnetic.
(GASPS) Famed astrophysicist
Neil deBuck Weasel!
He knows the cosmos.
Ipso facto, thusly and ergo...
the crash site must have
a heap of these things
attracting the asteroid.
Ooh. Pythagoras Buck.
He's got the right angle.
What if we use the magnets to
attract the asteroids somewhere else?
As in, not towards Earth.
Theoretically speaking,
if we can launch
enough of these into space...
they will pull the asteroid off course.
Thus, saving the world.
(ALL CHEERING)
So, we just need
to go to the crash site...
and launch a bunch of rocks into space.
(CHUCKLES) That's easy, right?
Oh, yeah.
Sounds like a real piece of cake.
This is progress!
Now we know exactly
what we don't know how to do.
Vamanos, mammals!
This trail will take us
directly to the crash site.
House number one.
Wow, festive.
WOMAN: Coming!
Good afternoon.
-I am Olaf, and...
-Hey, Olaf!
Please let me finish,
and I like warm hugs.
This is my associate, Sven.
We're going door to door
looking for family traditions.
Tell us yours,
and we'll decide if it's special enough.
Oh! We make candy canes together.
Ooh!
(CHUCKLES) Sugar rush!
You're supposed to eat it.
Eat my new nose? Why would I do that?
Because it's that time of year!
Hmm. It's that time of year!
(CLEARS THROAT)
♪ Happy, merry, holly, jolly
♪ Season's greetings here
♪ I'm wondering what your family does
♪ At that time of year
♪ Love and joy and peace on earth
♪ And tidings of good cheer
♪ Do you have tradition things
♪ For that time of year?
♪ Well, we hang up boughs of evergreen
♪ On every single doorway
♪ Bake a giant cookie
♪ In the wavy shape of Norway
♪ Go from door to door to door
♪ Wassailing with our choir!
♪ Hang up all your giant socks
♪ Above an open fire
That sounds safe.
♪ So happy, merry, yuletide carol
♪ Faithful friends are deer
♪ Thanks for sharing what you do
♪ At that time of year
-(CLOCK CHIMES)
-(GASPS) We better get a move on
if we're gonna hit
every house in the kingdom.
(NEIGHS)
♪ Jolly, merry, happy, holly
♪ On a midnight clear
♪ I'm here to ask you what you do
♪ At that time of year
♪ Hi, shalom, happy solstice
♪ Fancy chandelier
♪ I'm looking for tradition stuff
♪ For that time of year
♪ Well, we make our decorations
♪ Out of flotsam and jetsam
♪ Bake a yummy fruitcake
♪ And you can't leave till you get some
That went right through me.
♪ Buy each other presents
♪ And then hide them very nimbly
♪ Wait up for a chubby man
♪ To shimmy down your chimney
Breaking and entering,
okay on Christmas.
♪ Oh, happy, merry mule-tied barrels
♪ Faithful, gladsome cheer
♪ And thanks for sharing what you do
♪ At that time of year
Thank you.
♪ We knit scarves and sweaters
♪ And we wear our matching mittens
♪ Don't forget the jammies
♪ That I knitted for my kittens
♪ Eight nights in a row
♪ We light menorahs on our mantels
You cut down a tree...
and then you dress
its corpse with candles.
(KIDS WHIMPER)
I love it!
♪ Anna and Elsa
♪ Will have all that they need
♪ I'll fill my sleigh here
♪ With the help of my steed
♪ It'll be the best time of year
♪ It's up to you
-♪ Up to me
-♪ Me, me
-♪ Up to...
-♪ Mew
♪ Oh, happy, merry, Mele Kaliki
♪ Holly, jolly, happy tappy
♪ Chubby man will soon appear
♪ And faithful friends are tiny deer
♪ And festive tidings midnight clear, and...
Can I leave this fruitcake here?
♪ At that time of year ♪
(MEWS)
All right, kids.
(LAUGHS) Let's have some fun.
-(LAUGHS)
-Oh!
(WHIMPERS)
Okay, everyone. Follow the trail.
Never leave the trail.
-(DISTANT SCREECHING)
-Hmm?
(GASPS)
Okay, everyone. Leave the trail.
Into the forest. Chop, chop.
-But you just said...
-(STAMMERS)
You know I'm crazy. Come on.
(ROARING)
(GRUNTS)
(BUCK SCREAMS)
(ALL GASP)
(CLEARS THROAT)
I love the shade. Don't you?
Well played, weasel.
Stay sharp, kids.
They can't hide forever.
(WHIMPERING)
Oh, it's gonna be okay, Blaze.
Tinker Bell's going to the
university with Wendy.
It's what she's always wanted.
Ah, she's crazy.
University is no place for a fairy.
Fairies are for nurseries and playtime.
Oh, speaking of playtime,
they're lining up out there!
ZARINA: How many?
SILVERMIST: There must be dozens.
(EXCLAIMS) I can hardly wait!
Places, everyone!
(RINGING)
IRIDESSA: Finally! I'll get played with!
Uh, Dessa?
Come to mama.
(ALL SHOUTING)
(EXCLAIMS)
(SHRIEKING)
(SQUEALING)
DIEGO: Hey, Buck.
You have a suggestion
for getting around the river?
Let's see if the tablet's
ancient wisdom will guide us.
Hmm.
Hmm.
(GRUNTING)
(LAUGHS)
(ALARM BLARING)
(SCREAMS)
(GRUNTS)
(ECHOING) Let my mammals pass!
That's never gonna work.
The ancients grant us safe passage.
(CHUCKLES) Sweet!
(GRUNTS)
(SCREAMS)
Wow, the air feels strange.
-(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
-Uh...
Diego?
Hmm...
(SNICKERING)
What?
(SID AND DIEGO LAUGHING)
(GRUNTS)
(LAUGHING)
(SCREAMS AND GRUNTS)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
(BOTH GRUNTING)
Finally! We have superpowers!
(BOTH EXCLAIMING)
Ladies and gentlemen,
we have wandered
into an electrical storm.
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
I suggest we all
stay away from the trees.
Sure, no problem.
It's not like we're in a forest.
(BOTH EXCLAIMING)
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
Boy, Mother Nature sure
is in a bad mood lately.
Good thing we're all here
to help each other.
Oh, like I always say,
stay close, stay alive.
-(THUNDER CRACKS)
-(GASPS)
There they are!
Right out in the open. (LAUGHS)
How stupid can you be?
Come on, kids. Dive!
Everyone, try not to create
any sort of friction.
No friction. Got it.
Yup. Cool beans.
Friction is what now?
Oh, no.
(ALL SCREAMING)
(YELPING)
Come on! Let's get out of here.
(SID SCREAMS)
(BOTH SCREAM)
-Hurry, Granny.
-Don't you hurry me.
I've been struck by lightning
more times...
Ahh! Granny!
...than you've had hot breakfasts.
-(GRUNTING)
-(GASPING)
-(GRUNTS)
-Peaches!
(SCREAMS)
Julian, don't move!
Oh!
I have an idea.
-(GASPS)
-I'm coming, sweetheart!
Julian, why aren't you helping her?
-Wait! No, Manny, she...
-(BOTH SCREAM)
(GRUNTS)
Uh, what are you guys doing?
Helping?
What would "not helping" look like?
-Hey, zapheads!
-Whoo!
(BOTH GRUNTING)
(BOTH SCREAMING)
Manny, get ready to run.
Come on, let's go!
-(GRUNTS)
-(BOTH CONTINUE SCREAMING)
(ALL SCREAMING)
Everybody make it?
Shira, Manny, Crash, Eddie,
Ellie, Granny.
Aw, shoot! I'm out of fingers.
Buck. Where's Buck?
Do you hear that?
A baby!
There's a baby in there!
Buck, wait! It's too dangerous.
(BOTH GASP)
He's gone.
I can't believe it.
Don't know how we'll
go on without you, Buck.
All right, let's go.
(BUCK SCREAMING)
It's Buck!
(GROANING)
(GRUNTS) Huh?
I got you. Don't worry, I got you.
There you are. There.
-Say "hi," everyone.
-ALL: Huh?
Isn't she gorgeous?
How can he tell it's a she?
Oh.
Such a good little poochie-woochie.
(CHUCKLES) Just to be clear,
that's a pumpkin, right?
She has a little jaundice,
but I think she'll be okay.
Yes, you will.
I think I'll call you... Bronwyn.
Um, little buddy? We need you
back on planet Earth.
While it's still here. Okay?
Right you are, mammal.
Who wants to save the world
from the fiery asteroid?
-(SNIFFING)
-You do!
Hmm.
(SNIFFING)
I'd like to join your posse, boys,
but first I'm gonna sing a little song.
A tinker!
Move over, Mr. Pricklepants.
We have a guest.
You want some coffee?
It's good for you. But don't drink
too much, or you'll have to... Have to...
Be right back!
Psst! Hey, hello? Hi. Excuse me.
(SHUSHING)
Can you tell me where I am?
The guy's just asking a question.
Well, excuse me.
I'm trying to stay in character.
(SNIFFS DRAMATICALLY)
My name's Buttercup.
You've met Baron von Shush.
Hello, I'm Trixie.
(BOTH SHUSHING)
Guys, hey. Guys, look,
I don't know where I am.
We're either in a cafe in Paris
or a coffee shop in New Jersey.
I'm pretty sure
I just came back from the doctor
with life-changing news.
We do a lot of improv here. Just stay
loose, have fun, you'll be fine.
(TOILET FLUSHING)
-No, no, no, no. I...
-Who wants lunch?
Bee-boop-bee-boop.
It has a secret ingredient. Jelly beans.
(GASPS) Poison?
Who would do such a mean thing?
(INMA CACKLES)
(EXCLAIMS)
The scary witch! Look out!
INMA: She's using her witch-y powers!
"I know where to hide."
She'll never find us in here.
What's wrong?
(EXCLAIMS)
She found us! We need a spaceship
to get away from the witch!
-You're doing great!
-Are you classically-trained?
Look, I just need to know
how to get out of here!
There is no way out.
(GASPS)
Just kidding. Door's right over there.
Well, tinker fairy, you just
jumped right in, didn't ya? I'm Dolly.
-Uh, Tinker Bell.
-Tinker Bell?
Really? You're gonna stick with that?
'Cause now's your chance to change it,
new room and all.
That's coming from a doll named Dolly.
-Who's the new guy?
-Are you a real tinker fairy?
-Well, actually...
-'Course she's not, pea brain.
-She don't even have the hair bunned.
-I do too have... (GASPS) My hair!
-Told ya.
-INMA: I found a spaceship!
Showtime.
Quick, get in. Fasten your seat belts.
Close your tray tables. Hold on.
It might get a little bumpy.
Three, two, one, blastoff!
Yee-haw!
You saved us, tinker. You're our hero.
(LAUGHING)
BUCK: Mmm...
Okay, mammals.
Let's stop here for the night.
Stop? What about the whole
end of the world collision thing?
Oh, asteroid's still a day off.
And like my grandfather used to say...
"Red sky at night, sailor's delight.
"Purple sky at night,
who moved my foot cream?
"I need my foot cream."
Grampy was a confused
and angry weasel.
-(JULIAN AND DIEGO LAUGHING)
-DIEGO: You are so funny, J.
Stop! You're funny.
Take it easy, my brother
from a tiger mother.
(BOTH LAUGHING)
Hasta manana, J-man.
What was that?
What was what?
Oh, that! It's a cool way to peace out.
Julian taught it to me.
Well, I'm glad the apocalypse
is bringing you together.
He's a good kid, Manny.
I like his philosophy.
Give him a chance. Bond with him.
♪ So light 'em up, up, up
♪ Light 'em up, up, up
♪ Light 'em up, up, up I'm on fire
-(GROANS)
-Bonding! That's a good idea!
Oh, right. Got you.
You take Julian.
I got an idea for Peaches.
(HUMMING)
Hey, Bro-Kid.
Oh, hey, Bro-Dad. You here to rock out?
(MIMICKING DRUMMING)
Okay. Instead of that...
how about a game before bedtime?
No way! You want to play
a game with me? Wow!
What is honored times 1,000?
No! Times one million?
'Cause whatever that equals,
is how honored I am.
So, is that a "yes"?
Yes, that's a "yes." It's the most "yes"!
It's like "yes" with a bunch of s's...
so it's like "yessssssssssssssssssss."
Great!
-(GRUNTING)
-I'll see you on the ice!
(CHUCKLES)
Happy?
Whoa!
(GRUNTING)
Oh, boy.
(CLEARS THROAT)
So, do you think you're ready
to go out roaming on your own?
I won't be alone. I'll have Julian.
Sure. But with asteroids flying...
no home to speak of
and absolutely no support system...
do you think you'll be ready for...
this?
(GASPING)
I'm a wittle baby.
(BAWLING)
Imagine. You're in the woods,
looking for food...
and your baby gets sick.
What do you do?
Uh...
No! Jiggling makes her feel worse!
(VOCALIZING)
(SCREAMS)
(BAWLING)
Oh, no! Now your older toddler
has a skinned knee and a stuffy nose.
Mommy, hold me!
Now your babies are crying.
You have no food and then
you come face to face
with a rabid beast!
(GROWLING)
I am a rabid beast
who gives rabies to babies.
(YELLING)
And there's an arsonist on the loose.
(CACKLING)
(SCREAMING)
How are you going to handle
all this without our help?
(BOTH BAWLING)
(GASPS)
(SCREAMING)
(CACKLING)
-Huh?
-Ah!
(CRYING)
-Ah!
-(BAWLING)
Peaches, out!
That's just the easy stuff.
There's a lot more we still need to cover.
Uh... Baby made a poopie.
(SPITS) I'm a method actor,
so I will need to be changed.
JULIAN: Oh! So close!
These pucks go fast.
Just watch the puck
all the way into the stick.
Oh! I did it!
Too bad you and Peaches
are moving away.
If you stayed,
we could do this all the time.
Okay. Show me the heat!
I'm like a hockey ninja!
Hey, Peaches!
Looks like you got
a new hockey partner
to replace your dad.
(GRUNTING)
(GROANING)
Oh!
Oh, no.
Julian!
(SHIVERING)
Such a mystery why
he wants to move far away.
I didn't mean to do it.
It's not my fault the kid has no reflexes.
PEACHES:
How could you do that to him?
I thought you liked Julian.
I do like Julian.
Well, you don't act like it.
When you look at him
all you see is an obstacle.
Or worse, a target.
But I see a sweet guy...
who's trying his hardest to impress you.
-Peaches.
-No! Both of you, just stop!
If we survive, I'm still getting married...
and I'm still leaving home.
Whether you're happy for me or not.
Don't give me that look. She said both.
That means you, too.
And this widdle astewoid went
wee, wee, wee, all the way home.
(DINO-BIRDS GASP)
ROGER: Hey... (YELPS)
Eh...
Because Daddy and his fwiends
saved the world.
(FAIRIES GROANING)
Oh, I got a kink in my ponytail.
(GROANING IN DISGUST)
(EXCLAIMS)
My bun! Where's my bun?
(GROANS)
(GRUNTING)
Someone need a hand?
-Where's my nose?
-Here it is.
-Here's your arm.
-Give me that. That's mine.
Honey, the mustache?
I don't recall playtime being
quite that strenuous.
Wendy never played with us like that.
We're just gonna have to
make the best of it.
But these toddlers,
they don't know how to play with us.
-They're too young!
-Yeah, they're sticky.
Well, we should be in the
Golden Goose Room.
FAWN: With the big kids!
ROSETTA: That's right.
-Yeah, you said it.
-We'll get this straightened out.
I'll go talk to Lotso
about moving us to the other room.
Jingles. Try that one.
It's locked!
-Same here.
-Try the windows.
Negatory.
It's a Fenster-Schneckler 380.
Finest childproof lock in the world.
-We're trapped!
-Wait.
Did anyone notice the transom?
Oh, great. How do we get up there?
All right, everyone. On three!
One, two...
-Three!
-Whoa!
Let go!
Go!
(FAIRIES LAUGHING)
IRIDESSA: She did it!
SILVERMIST: Yes, ma'am!
(LAUGHS) Way to go, Zarina!
(CHUNK CHUCKLING)
CHUNK:
You think they had a fun playtime?
TWITCH: Shhh! They might hear you.
(BARBIE GIGGLING)
-Okay, now you start.
-I...
-Love...
-You.
See? That time, I said "love."
Okay, now me first.
-Okay, okay, okay.
-KEN: I...
BARBIE: Love...
KEN: You.
You see what I mean?
It changes every time.
You are so smart.
Come on, Romeo. We're late.
BARBIE: I'll wait up for you.
KEN: Kisses!
(HENCHMEN CHATTERING)
(HENCHMEN LAUGHING)
KEN: All right, place your bets.
Come on, everybody.
-Come on. Any splits?
-TWITCH: Heya. Bring it here.
CHUNK: All right.
KEN: Here we go.
Come on, horsey, come on!
CHUNK: Come on, turkey, come on.
-Gobble, gobble, baby.
-KEN: Come on, horsey.
Come on, duck.
-All right, that's it. No more bets.
-CHUNK: Come on! Right here.
STRETCH: Let me have the duck,
let me have the duck,
let me have the duck!
-FARMER: Here is a duck.
-(DUCK QUACKS)
-I won!
-TWITCH: Ah, man!
(GROANING)
-KEN: Well, Stretch takes the round.
-You lost! (LAUGHS)
Okay, minimum bet, five Monopoly.
-Coyote's wild.
-STRETCH: Here, here.
-Two greens here.
-KEN: Changing two double A's.
Hey, what do you guys think
of the new recruits? Any keepers?
Oh, please! Landfill!
-Frost Fairy? Light Fairy?
-Toddler fodder.
But that pirate guy, she could be useful.
She ain't the sharpest knife in the
place where they keep the knives.
Neither are you, Chunk.
(ALL CHUCKLING)
You got a little keeper yourself,
didn't you, Ken?
Hey, lay off, Twitch. Barbie's different.
Aw, Mr. Softy over here.
What do you expect from a girl's toy?
I'm not a girl's toy! I'm not!
Why do you guys keep saying that?
Ah, all them Fairies are disposable.
We'll be lucky if they last us a week.
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
Well, well. Looky who we have here.
Let me go!
Take her to the library.
ZARINA: No!
(MANNY EXHALES)
BUCK: ♪ And if that pterodactyl don't fly
♪ Daddy's gonna blind his remaining eye
(YAWNS)
Sweet dreams, little one.
(SIGHS) Lucky pumpkin!
It must be nice to have a loving father.
Whoo.
Okay, here we go.
You can do this, Roger.
(CHUCKLES) Yay! Kidnapping!
Look I'm sorry. It's not me.
I would never do something like this.
It's my father. He's crazy.
I can't believe he pulled it off!
Way to go, dum-dum!
Oh. Thanks, Dad.
Whatever!
I could've done the same thing.
(GROANS)
Well, well.
Looks like you're not
stopping that asteroid now,
are you, weasel?
-(SNORING)
-Huh?
That's not the weasel. That's...
(YAWNS)
-I don't know what that is.
-Hmm.
Whoa!
Is it my time, angel?
Time for what?
(GASPS) I'm coming to the light.
Can't wait to see all those
dead relatives I hate.
Ahh! Get it off! Get it off! Get it off!
-Go help your sister.
-But, Dad... (SCREAMS)
Ahh! Demon angel!
(GROANING)
Mess with Granny,
get knocked on your fanny.
(GROANS)
(SCREAMS)
(GULPS)
And that's how it's done. Hmm.
GRANNY: Hello? Angel?
Am I in heaven?
It's so dark and squishy in here.
Huh?
Oh, no! I can still see the light.
-(GASPS)
-(BOTH GRUNTING)
Ow!
(SCREAMING)
(GROANING)
Pop! I'll save you.
(BOTH GRUNTING)
Whee!
Hello!
(ALL SCREAMING)
(GROANS)
Oh, well. Probably for the best.
-Yeah, probably.
-Definitely.
(SMACKING LIPS)
(QUIETLY) 1225 Beanstalk.
Psst. Tinker Bell, what are you doing?
I gotta get outta here.
-You're leaving?
-But didn't you have fun today?
Well, of course I did,
more than I've had in years,
but, you see, I belong to someone else.
-Who's "Yid-nuh"?
-I believe it's pronounced "Yid-nay."
Guys, it says "Wendy."
She's my Inma.
And she's leaving soon.
I gotta get home.
-Where's home?
-Bloomsbury Street.
-You guys have a map?
-We're on it, tinker fairy. Trixie?
I'll fire up the computer.
(GRUNTING)
Unhand me, you cowards!
I demand to talk to Lotso!
Zip it, Buck Rogers.
You don't talk to Lotso
till we say you can...
Ken? What's goin' on here?
Why is this fairy tied up?
(STAMMERS) She got out, Lotso.
"Got out"? Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
"This isn't how we treat our guests.
F-A-Oh, my Schwarz.
There you go. I'm so sorry.
-Lotso, there's been a mistake.
-A mistake?
The children in the Golden Chick Room
are not age-appropriate
for me and my friends.
We respectfully request a transfer
to the Golden Goose Room.
Well, request granted!
-But, Lotso...
-Hush now, Kenneth.
This fairy's shown initiative, leadership.
Why, I'd say
we've found ourselves a keeper.
Hear that, everyone? We got a keeper!
(ALL CHEERING)
We're calling you up
to the big leagues, son.
From now on,
you'll have anything you want.
Excellent. I'll go get my friends.
Whoa, whoa. Hold on there, boss.
Those Golden Chick kids
need someone to play with.
But my friends don't belong there.
Oh, none of us do, I agree.
Which is why,
for the good of our community,
we ask the newer Fairies,
the stronger ones,
to take on the hardships
the rest of us can't bear anymore.
Well, I guess that makes sense.
But I can't accept.
We're a family. We stay together.
Family man, huh? I understand.
Put her back in the timeout chair.
ZARINA: What are you... Unhand me!
Bring in the Bookworm.
(WHISTLES)
(BOOKWORM MUMBLING)
BOOKWORM: Ah! Here it is.
It was filed under "Z."
LOTSO: Let's see here.
"Accessories. Maintenance."
Oh. Here we go.
"Remove screws to access
battery compartment."
What are you doing?
Stop! Let go of me! Ow!
"To return your Captain Zarina
to its original factory settings..."
No!
"...slide the switch from Play to Demo."
ZARINA: Stop! No! No! No!
-(GASPS) What was that?
-Sounds like it came from the hall.
I'll see what it was.
PERIWINKLE:
What do you see? Anything?
FAWN: No, just a dark hallway and...
(GASPS) Wait. Wait! I see Wendy!
-What?
-That's impossible.
No, no, I really see her. In her room.
(GASPS) My other eye!
The one I left behind.
This is so weird. She's packing up.
Uh-oh. Oh, here comes Nana.
Out of the way! Get away!
Okay, Wendy's out in the hall.
She's looking in the attic.
Wait, there's Mom.
Why is she so upset?
Oh, no! Oh, this is terrible!
She's looking for us.
Wendy's looking for us!
She's looking for us?
So Wendy does want us.
I knew it! I just knew it!
I think she did mean
to put us in the attic.
Well, then, Tinker Bell
was telling the truth.
-Holy cow!
-And you didn't believe her.
Hey, you didn't believe her first!
Guys, we gotta... We gotta go home!
-Lotso!
-Hey, there.
How y'all doin' this fine evenin'?
(SIGHS) Thank goodness!
Have you seen Zarina?
There's been a mistake. We have to go.
Go? Why, you just got here.
In the nick of time, too.
We were runnin' low on volunteers
for the little ones.
They just love new Fairies,
now, don't they?
"Love"? We've been chewed,
kicked, drooled on.
Just look at my pocketbook!
Hmm.
Well, here's the thing, sweet braids.
You ain't leavin' Merryland.
"Sweet braids"!
Who do you think you're talking to?
I have over 30 accessories,
and I deserve more respect...
-Ah... That's better.
-(HENCHMEN CHUCKLING)
Hey, no one zips my friend's mouth shut,
except me.
Unzip it, you furry air freshener!
Come on, guys. We're going home.
Whoa there, missy.
You're not goin' anywhere.
Oh, yeah? And who's gonna stop us?
Zarina! You're back!
-Hoo-yah!
-IRIDESSA: Zarina?
Hey!
SILVERMIST: Look out!
What are you, nuts?
Zarina!
Prisoners disabled, Commander Lotso!
-Zarina, what are you doing?
-Silence, you villainous minions!
You're in the custody of the Seven Seas!
-"Hook"?
-"Seven Seas"?
Oh, boy.
Good work, Captain. Now, lock 'em up!
Yes, sir!
(SHRIEKS)
-(EXCLAIMING)
-Ow!
Where do you think you're going?
Zarina, don't do this! We're your friends!
Spare me your lies, temptress.
Your pirate captain's defeated,
and I'm immune to
your bewitching good looks.
Hey, Mongo!
Keep your paws off my friend!
Hey! Let go of me, you drooling doofus!
LOTSO: Not her.
I think this garden fairy needs to
learn herself some manners.
Take her to the box.
Hey! Put me down, you moron!
Where are you taking me?
Bad baby! Bad baby!
Ken? What's going on?
Barbie! I told you to wait
in the Dream House.
What are you doing to my friends?
TWITCH: Get in there!
-Barbie, wait!
-Don't touch me.
-We're through!
-Barbie! I did...
-And give me my scarf back!
-Ow!
Captain! Explain our
overnight accommodations.
Sir, yes, sir!
Prisoners sleep in their cells.
Any prisoner caught outside their cell
spends the night in the box.
Roll call at dusk and dawn.
Any prisoner misses roll call,
spends the night in the box.
Prisoners do not speak
unless spoken to.
Any prisoner talks back,
spends the night...
In the box! We get it.
At ease, soldier. They're neutralized.
But remember, they'll say anything
to make you doubt yourself.
Don't worry, Commander.
Any doubt I had
got pounded out of me at the academy.
LOTSO: Listen up, folks.
We got a way of doin' things
here at Merryland.
If you start at the bottom, pay your dues,
life here can be a dream come true!
But if you break our rules,
step outta line,
try to check out early,
well, you're just hurtin' yourselves.
(FAIRIES GASPING)
Tinker Bell! What did you do to her?
You all get a good night's rest.
You got a full day
of playtime tomorrow.
(LAUGHING)
1225 Beans...
(CHIMES)
Who's Velocistar237?
Oh! That's just a dinosaur toy
down the street.
That's nothing.
Let me just take care of that.
-Just a dinosaur.
-All right.
Beanstalk. Okay, enter!
Please don't be far. Please, please!
Right around the corner?
It's right around the corner!
Yay!
I'm going to the university! Look at me!
I'm big fairy on campus! Hello!
-Hey, I'll see you at the sock hop.
-Okay, Potsie.
Hey, listen. If any of you guys ever
get to Merryland Nursery Daycare,
you tell them Tinker Bell made it home.
-You came from Merryland?
-But how'd you escape?
Well, it wasn't easy.
What do you mean "escape"?
Merryland is a place of ruin and despair.
Ruled by an evil bear
who smells of strawberries.
Lotso?
The guy may seem plush
and huggable on the outside,
but inside, he's a monster.
But... How do you know that?
Chuckles. He'll tell you.
CHUCKLES: Yeah, I knew Lotso.
He was a good toy. A friend.
Me and him,
we had the same kid, Daisy.
I was there when Lotso got unwrapped.
Daisy loved us all.
But Lotso,
Lotso was special.
They did everything together.
You've never seen
a kid and a toy more in love.
One day, we took a drive.
Hit a rest stop. Had a little playtime.
After lunch, Daisy fell asleep.
She never came back.
Lotso wouldn't give up.
It took forever,
but we finally made it back to Daisy's.
But by then, it was too late.
Something changed that day
inside Lotso.
Something snapped.
She replaced us. Come on!
-No, she only replaced you!
-She replaced all of us.
Didn't she?
(CRYING)
She don't love you no more!
Now come on!
CHUCKLES: We were lost. Cast off.
Unloved. Unwanted.
Then we found Merryland.
But Lotso wasn't my friend anymore.
He wasn't anyone's friend.
He took over Merryland
and rigged the whole system.
So how'd you get out?
I got broke.
Inma found me, took me home.
Other Fairies, they weren't so lucky.
It ain't right what Lotso done.
New Fairies,
they don't stand a chance.
-But my friends are in there.
-You can't go back.
Returning now would be suicide!
But what about your Wendy?
Isn't she leaving for the university?
(HARMONICA PLAYING)
Quiet, musical fairy! Knock it off!
(SIGHS)
(WHIMPERING)
Oh, Blaze. I miss Tinker Bell, too.
But she ain't ever coming back.
(SIGHS)
(HENCHMEN CHEERING)
(HENCHMEN LAUGHING)
Rise and shine, campers!
Commander Lotso, sir!
All quiet, nothing to report.
Excellent, Captain. Come on.
We need ya back at command.
Wait! What've you
done with my dear friend?
Big Baby.
FAWN: (GASPS) Sweetheart!
(GROANING)
It was cold and dark. Nothing but sand
and a couple of Lincoln Logs.
Uh, I don't think
those were Lincoln Logs.
You all get ready.
You got a play-date with destiny!
Last house, Sven.
Something tells me this will
be the best tradition yet!
-Yoo-hoo.
-Hello.
And what does your family do
at that time of year?
(CHUCKLES) Oh!
(MUSIC PLAYING)
Enjoying the Christmas sweats,
inquisitive magic snowman?
Oh, yeah!
Nothin' like taking your coals off
once in a while. You know what I mean?
My troubles are just melting away.
In retrospect,
the holiday sweats are for those
not made of snow.
(SPLUTTERS)
Oh, I feel so refreshed! Am I glowing?
(GRUNTS)
Here's a sauna for your friends.
Thank you, Mr. Wandering Oaken.
Oh, one last thing.
Would it be possible to get
one of those awkwardly revealing...
yet tastefully traditional towels
your family is so fond of wearing?
Take mine, yah?
(DOOR CLOSES)
OLAF: Still warm.
(BUCK GASPS)
(GASPS)
Crikey!
Mmm. (GASPS)
Good gravy, Buck.
What have you done?
All right, mammals. Time to get moving.
Now let's not linger on this, but, yes...
I read the tablet wrong.
The asteroid is a lot closer.
Uh-oh.
Wait a second. Where's Granny?
-Oh.
-Granny? Oh, Granny?
Maybe she wandered off?
Maybe she got hit in the head
with a puck?
Yes! And maybe she was abducted
by homicidal 3-foot dino-birds...
seeking revenge on me.
All good theories.
I'm going to go with the puck.
DIEGO: I knew it!
So this whole time we've been
chased by giant dino-birds?
Oh, only three! I didn't want
to damage morale.
Right. Because before this,
we were on a carefree pleasure cruise.
DIEGO: Wait a second. (SNIFFS)
I've got her scent. Come on!
(SNIFFING)
Whoa!
BUCK: Mammals, we've made it!
The crash site.
This must be what's left
of the previous asteroid.
Uh, Buck? Your space rocks!
We could definitely divert the asteroid
with a magnet that size!
I mean that thing is enormous.
It's massive, it's...
...going to be impossible
to get off the ground.
It's entirely possible.
In a way that we don't know about yet.
But what about the dino-birds?
And what about Granny?
(SNIFFS)
(SIGHS) Nothing.
-I'm sorry, Sid.
-(SNIFFLES)
Oh, Granny.
My sweet, malicious Granny.
Why does it always have to be
the old ones who go first?
Why?
(SOBBING)
(DISTANT SHRIEKING)
I can still hear her sweet, shrill voice...
shrieking from the afterlife.
(SHRIEKING CONTINUES)
Granny's alive!
And she's in trouble!
Granny?
-Granny?
-Granny?
(DISTANT SCREAMING)
(BOTH GASP)
(MOANING)
Is she okay?
Uh, I'm not sure.
(CONTINUES MOANING)
Unhand my Granny!
You do and you don't get a tip.
Making this beautiful sloth happy
is all the payment I need.
You see? Hunky bunny gets it.
Granny!
There's a bunny living in the asteroid?
Did not see that coming.
Wait till you see this!
Oh!
Whoo-hoo!
JULIAN: Yeah!
Catching mad air on the half-pipe!
This is crazy.
Do you think they know they
are living in a magnetic bull's-eye?
Doesn't look like a lot of doomsday
prepping going on in here.
BROOKE: I can't believe it!
Visitors!
We've never had visitors. (CHUCKLES)
Somebody pinch me.
Or should I pinch you?
-Wait, I'll pinch both of us.
-(BOTH CHUCKLING)
Did I hit my head?
What's happening here?
I sure hope this isn't a... Oh!
dream!
(DRAMATIC ROCK
BALLAD PLAYING)
(WHISTLES)
(WHINNYING)
This guy? For real?
-Whatever.
-(YELPS)
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Hello, handsome.
I'm Brooke.
(CHUCKLING)
Ooh. Such exquisite bone structure.
Such a strong jaw.
I'm getting butterflies!
I'm getting nauseous.
Sorry to interrupt this
weirdo love connection...
but we're kind of in a hurry.
If we don't do something fast...
that asteroid is gonna
blow us all to smithereens.
Oh. That sounds urgent.
I better take you to him.
Who's "him"? Your leader?
He is our everything.
BOTH: He sees all.
He knows all.
And smells amazing!
Okay. He sounds great. Let's go!
Brilliant. Right this way.
(SID SCREAMING)
(ALL SCREAMING)
BUCK: (LAUGHING) Whoo-hoo!
Yes!
(MANNY YELPING)
BROOKE:
Please keep your arms and legs
inside the tram at all times.
But allow your spirit to roam free...
in Geotopia.
I have a good feeling about this.
Maybe he'll be able to help us.
She did say he knows all.
And all's a lot!
Here he is.
The Master of Meditation,
the Supreme Serene...
the four-time Heavy Thoughts
champion of the world!
(BANGS GONG)
(SPITS)
Is that a llama? I hates llamas.
They spit and smell.
So does she.
BOTH: So do we! (LAUGHING)
Oh! (LAUGHING)
Greetings, mammals!
The Shangri Llama will see you...
now.
Ooh. Wonderful.
So where is he?
He is here. Talking to you.
Oh, I get it. He's a ventriloquist
and you're the dummy.
-No, you're the dummy.
-No, you're the dummy.
No, you're the dummy.
This is the guy that's going to save us.
Look within. You're the dummy. (SPITS)
(GASPS)
Disgusting! Loved that!
New topic. We're all about to die.
Well, that's no good. Stress is a killer.
Let us loosen our limbs
and open our minds.
Downward Dog!
Uh.. Seriously?
I'll wait. I have all the time in the world.
(GROANING)
(GRUNTS)
Actually, you don't
have all the time in the world.
None of us do. You see,
there's this thing in the sky.
Oh. That blinding light that seems
to get larger by the minute?
(LAUGHS) What about it?
Seems fine to me.
With all due respect, Your Twistiness,
that's an asteroid.
It's magnetically attracted to this place
and it's heading straight for us.
(SPITS) Aha!
It must desire our magnetic crystals.
Well, who can blame it?
They're really quite something.
Did you know their power
grants eternal youth?
I am over 400 years old. Mmm-hmm.
-That's not possible.
-TEDDY: Sure it is.
I'm 326! Whoo!
Huh? You don't look a day over 275.
We are young, happy and safe.
And we always will be.
(ECHOING) Thanks to Geotopia!
Kudos. It is lovely.
Now, let's figure out
a way to launch it into space!
I'm sorry.
You want to destroy our home?
It'll be destroyed either way.
But if we propel this magnetic
material into the atmosphere...
we can change the asteroid's
path and save everyone.
What do you say?
Caterpillar!
So, is that a yes? Or... (GASPS)
-(GROANING)
-Oh.
You are storing a lot of hostility
in your lower spine.
Shangri Llama, how are we gonna...
Funky Chicken.
Jiggy Jelly. Mashed Potato.
Your flexibility is a sight to behold.
Now how the devil are we
going to launch these crystals?
You can't. It's impossible.
Whoo! I am bushed.
Awesome meeting you guys.
Feel free to hang or,
you know, whatever.
(SPITS)
Hmm.
That's it. He was our last hope.
We're doomed.
Yeah. All we got was a free yoga class.
(GRUNTING) On that subject...
could you help me, please?
My nose is dangerously
close to my butt.
Uh, Sid, why do you have two tails?
GRANNY: I'm in here, too.
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
♪ Dashing through the snow
♪ With traditions in our sleigh
♪ Back to the castle we go
♪ To save this holiday
♪ Ho, ho, ho
♪ Our plan has zero flaws
♪ I see nothing going wrong ♪
(SHRIEKS)
Whew! Crisis averted.
(WHISTLING JINGLE BELLS)
Oh, look, another reindeer
going the opposite direction.
Hi!
Wow, we're making really good time!
(GASPS)
-Hey! The fire's out.
-(EXPLODES)
Oh, darn it.
-(PEACHES CRYING)
-Hey, don't cry.
Look on the bright side.
We get to see our lives
flash before our eyes.
That means I get
to fall in love with you...
all over again.
(CHUCKLES)
Only you can make the end of
the world sound like a good thing.
We did a good job raising her.
She's stronger than we know.
Two days ago, I'd have given
anything to keep her with us.
Now I'd give anything
just to see her get married...
and leave home.
Play with her kids,
dance with her husband.
Yell at him when
he forgets their anniversary.
(CHUCKLES)
ELLIE: It was a good one, wasn't it?
Our life? You, me, and Peaches.
The best.
(RINGING)
(ALL CHEERING)
(CHILD SQUEALING)
(CHILDREN SHRIEKING)
(ROBO-PHONE RINGING)
Uh, hello?
You shouldn't have
come back, tinker fairy.
They've cracked down hard since
you left. More guards, more patrols.
You and your friends
ain't ever getting out of here now.
I made it out once.
You got lucky once. Want my advice?
Keep your heads down. You'll survive.
Yeah, for how long?
I've been here years.
They'll never break me.
There's only one way
Fairies leave this place.
Poor fella. Trash ship comes at dawn.
Then it's off to the dump.
Look, I appreciate
your concern, old-timer.
But we have a kid waiting for us.
Now, we're leaving.
If you'd help us, one fairy to another,
I'd sure be grateful.
(SIGHING)
Well, if you're gonna get out,
first thing you gotta get through's
the doors.
Locked, every night. Inside and out.
Keys are left on a hook in the office.
TINKER BELL: Got it. What else?
ROBO-PHONE: Lotso has trucks
patrolling all night long.
Hallway, lobby, playground.
TINKER BELL: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What about the wall?
ROBO-PHONE: Eight-feet high.
Cinder block. No way through it.
You go over or under.
That's it? Doesn't seem so bad.
It's not.
Your real problem's the monkey.
The monkey's the eye in the sky.
He sees everything.
Classrooms.
(SCREECHING)
ROBO-PHONE: Hallways.
(MONKEY SCREECHING)
ROBO-PHONE: Even the playground.
(SCREECHING)
You can unlock doors,
sneak past guards, climb the wall,
but if you don't take out that monkey,
you ain't going nowhere.
You wanna get out of here?
Get rid of that monkey!
(BELL RINGING)
Recess! Come on, kids!
(GROANS)
TINKER BELL: Psst! Psst!
Hey, guys.
-Tink?
-Tinker Bell!
Tinker Bell!
ROSETTA: Hey, hey, hey, sugar!
FAWN: Oh, thank goodness!
-VIDIA: You're alive!
-'Course I'm alive!
(ALL LAUGHING)
Hey, my pom-pom shoes!
My hair's perfect!
Wait, where's Zarina?
Lotso did something to her!
He thinks she's a real
pirate captain again.
-Oh, no.
-SILVERMIST: Oh, yes.
Return of the buccaneer.
Oh, Tink, we were wrong
to leave Wendy. I was wrong.
Periwinkle's right, Tink. She was wrong.
No, no, it's my fault
for leaving you guys.
From now on, we stick together.
But Wendy's leaving for the university.
University? Capture the delivery girl!
We gotta get you home
before Wendy leaves tomorrow!
Tomorrow? But that means...
It means
we're busting out of here, tonight.
-What? Impossible!
-But there's no way out of here!
No, there is one way out.
One way.
Okay, here's what we're gonna do.
(INAUDIBLE)
KEN: Fast-flying fairy.
VIDIA: Present.
-KEN: Green guys.
-(ALIENS SQUEAKING)
KEN: Winter fairy.
PERIWINKLE: Here.
KEN: Firefly.
(BLAZE SQUEAKING)
-Water fairy.
-Yo.
KEN: Light fairy.
IRIDESSA: Here.
KEN: Barbie.
BARBIE: Here.
Garden fairy.
Garden fairy?
Hey! Hey!
Tuberous root-lady! Wake up!
(GASPS) Impossible!
Hey!
(GASPS)
KEN: Little late for a stroll, eh, Rosetta?
See, everyone calls me Rosita.
KEN: Well, well, well.
You're turning out to be
quite the troublemaker, aren't you?
KEN: What did you think you were
gonna do? Waltz right out of here?
ROSETTA: Yeah, and I would've
got away with it, too,
if it weren't for you meddling Fairies!
You ascot-wearing pink-noser!
You're not a fairy! You're an accessory!
You're a purse with legs.
Ow! Take her back to the box.
No! No, not the box! I'm sorry.
I didn't mean it! I like ascots.
Really. No, no, no!
Okay, check.
Good work, Captain. All right,
resume your, uh, dust-guy-thingy.
Yes, sir, well-groomed man!
BARBIE: Ken! Ken?
(CRYING)
KEN: What do you want?
I can't take it here, Ken. I wanna go
to the Golden Goose Room. With you!
Yeah, well, you should've
thought of that yesterday.
I was wrong.
I wanna be with you, Ken, I do.
In your Dream House.
(SOBBING) Please take me away
from this! Take me away!
Darn it, Barbie!
Okay, but things
are complicated around here.
-You gotta do what I say.
-I will, Ken! I promise!
Wait. I'll do anything!
I'll change your diapers!
-(SCREECHING)
-(YELLING)
(HISSING)
Go get the tape!
KEN: And this is where
the magic happens.
(GASPS)
Look at all your clothes!
I can't believe
you never brought me up here!
-Tennis whites? Mission to Mars!
-KEN: I know, I know, I know.
Check this out! Kung fu fighting.
Campus hero
with matching sports pennant, huh?
(GASPS) Flower power! Oh, Ken!
(SIGHING)
No one appreciates clothes
here, Barbie. No one.
Ken, would you
model a few outfits for me?
Just a few?
(DISCO MUSIC PLAYING)
(GIGGLING)
Rawr!
(SIGHS)
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
Anna, I owe you an apology for earlier.
Anna?
(CLATTERS)
(MUFFLED SCREECHING)
Go get the key.
Where is it, where is it?
Where's the key?
Where's the key? Bingo!
Yodel-ay-hee-hoo!
SILVERMIST: Hey!
What do you think you're doing?
I told you,
keep your hands off of my stuff!
Make a move, silly!
Hey, hey, hey! No fighting! Break it up!
-Hey! Hey!
-SILVERMIST: Take that, fly brain.
No wonder you're extinct.
Hey, you can't hit each other.
That's my job!
PERIWINKLE: Yoo-hoo!
Help! Prison riot!
Get the tortilla.
KEN: Ready?
BARBIE: Ready.
(EXCLAIMING)
Uh, Barbie?
No more games, Ken!
What did Lotso do to Zarina?
And how do we switch her back?
You can't make me talk. You can't!
But I'd like to see you try.
(SNORING)
(PERIWINKLE GASPS)
Let's see. Hawaiian surf trunks.
Oh! Barbie! Those were vintage!
It's okay. All right, go ahead,
rip 'em, I don't care.
They're a dime a dozen.
Ooh, glitter tux.
(EXCLAIMING)
Who cares? Who cares?
Sequins are tacky. Who cares?
Oh! A Nehru jacket.
(GASPS) Barbie! Not the Nehru.
This is from what, 1967?
The groovy formal collection, yes!
-What a shame.
-Oh, no, no, no! No!
There's an instruction manual!
(EXCLAIMING)
Lotso switched Zarina to Demo mode!
(SOBBING)
Where's that manual?
(SIGHS)
I don't know why this couldn't wait
until morning, Ken,
but here you go.
Eesh.
What's taking so darn gone long?
(KNOCK AT DOOR)
So how do we fix Zarina?
(GASPS)
(COOING)
What are you staring at, feathers?
Hey! Ow!
(GRUNTING)
(EXCLAIMS)
Yeah, fly away, you coward.
Uh-oh.
Well, that's just great.
(MUFFLED) Help! Prison riot!
-Mayday! Mayday!
-Oh, give it up. No one can hear you.
-What?
-I said, "No one can hear you."
-What?
-(LOUDLY) She said, "No one can..."
SILVERMIST: Shush! Will you be quiet?
Tink! You're back!
(SILVERMIST AND IRIDESSA
EXCLAIMING)
Stop her! Don't let her get out!
Hard to port! I've been taken
hostage by my own prisoners.
Quick! Open her back. There's a switch!
Unhand me, Hook scum!
The Jolly Roger
will show you no mercy.
It's not working. Why is it not working?
Where's the manual?
Here we go! There should be
a little hole under the switch.
-TINKER BELL: Little hole, got it!
-"To reset your Zarina,
-"insert paperclip..."
-Dessa, use your finger!
-What? -(GRUNTING)
-Okay, now what?
-All right, let's see.
"Caution. Do not hold button
for more than five seconds."
(ELECTRONIC TOOTING)
It's not my fault!
(CLICKING)
(IN SPANISH)
-Now what did you do?
-I just did what you told me!
(CONTINUES IN SPANISH)
Uh... Amigos! We're all amigos.
(IN SPANISH)
We gotta switch her back.
-Well, how do we do that?
-I don't know. That part's in Spanish.
(SIREN WAILING OUTSIDE)
We don't have time for this.
Come on, El Zarino.
(IN SPANISH)
Good luck, tinker fairy.
(GASPS) Here they come.
Come on, Zarina!
What took you so long?
Things got complicated.
Where's Rosetta?
We haven't seen her.
(GASPS)
Zarina.
(IN SPANISH)
Did you fix Zarina?
-Uh, sort of.
-Behind you.
Someone's coming.
You would not believe what
I've been through tonight, sugar.
Darling! Are you okay?
I feel fresh. Healthy. It's terrible.
You've lost weight. And so tall.
Ah! You're a sight for detachable eyes.
(GASPS)
-Hi, Elsa!
-(SIGHS) Anna!
What are you doing up here?
Looking for traditions.
Ooh! (CHUCKLES)
And what are you wearing?
My old Viking helmet...
and this was my sorceress cloak.
Dragon feet!
-(MIMICS GROWLING)
-(LAUGHS)
I found them in my old trunk.
-What's in yours?
-Oh, mostly gloves.
Right. Rows and rows of satin gloves.
-Oh.
-Yep. Welcome to my world.
Wait. Who's this little guy?
Oh! Sir Jorgenbjorgen!
He was a really good listener.
Anna, how are we going to
find any traditions up here?
(BELL JINGLES SOFTLY)
Unless...
What's that?
Look inside.
(GASPS)
All clear.
Come on. Come on.
We're almost there.
(GASPS)
(WHISPERING) Back up. Back up!
(GASPS)
(MOUTHING)
Come on.
(SQUEAKS)
(GASPS)
(BABBLES)
(SIGHING IN RELIEF)
(FLAMENCO MUSIC PLAYING)
(IN SPANISH)
Tink!
Come on. We're almost there.
(IN SPANISH)
(PLAYING SOFT MUSIC)
SID: Oh, Brooke.
You're so pretty.
You take my lisp away.
(CHUCKLES) I bet you say that
to all the girls.
I try. But usually they run away too fast.
(CHUCKLES)
Oh, you're such a romantic.
Hey, I know this is going to
sound super forward...
but will you be my mate for life?
Oh, Brooke. I don't know what to say.
It's only been twelve minutes.
What took you so long?
Yes! This has been
the best last day on Earth ever.
(GASPS) A diamond! I need a diamond!
Where can I find a...
Oh! Perfect.
(STRAINING)
No, no, no. Sid, sweetie, don't do that.
Nonsense. Only the best
for my one... true... love.
(GROANS)
(GASPS)
(CRYSTALS CLINKING)
Whoopsies!
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
No, no, no!
Oaf! Simpleton! Nincompoop!
You talking to her or me?
That wall was the one thing
keeping us young.
Now we're all doomed! Doomed!
(ALL GASP)
And now, I think I have a fever.
Thank you so much, doofus!
Hey! Easy there, Llama!
This is the doofus of my dreams.
He meant well.
Oh, he meant well.
-Who cares?
-(BOTH GASP)
So much for serenity.
300 years of peace and harmony...
undone by one colossally, incredibly...
stupendously stupid sloth!
(ALL GASP)
(GRUNTS)
Oh, Brooke.
Wow! You guys got old.
Whatever we had, it's over.
That's what happens when
you date a cougar. (SOBBING)
I'm really sorry, Mr. Llama.
(LAUGHS) Sorry. Sorry?
Sorry doesn't fix the wall now,
does it, you little...
(SCREAMS)
I need a bubble bath or a massage.
Who knows acupuncture?
I need to let my anger out. Let it out!
I've been pent up too long. (SCREAMS)
I want to hit something.
Someone give me their face.
That's it! Pent-up energy.
Earth's most powerful propulsion
device is right in front of us.
Whoa! Spitty McGree here?
(SPITS)
-(SCREAMS)
-The volcano!
That's our magnet launcher.
All we need to do is seal
the steam vents around it.
(HISSING)
-That's a crazy plan!
-You're a crazy plan.
That doesn't even make any sense.
And what are you? A professor of logic?
Professor Kitty McWhiskers
of the University of Meow
Meow Meow Meow...
(ROARS)
You see? Tremendous pressure
leads to a tremendous explosion.
And you call yourself a professor.
Right. We need all the crystals
loaded into the volcano, pronto.
SHANGRI LLAMA: What? No!
I'm not giving you my crystals.
We need them to rebuild our sanctuary.
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
(WHISTLES) May I remind you
Geotopia is not yours to keep.
No, you may not.
It came from the sky,
and now it's time to give it back.
-Is not!
-Is too, you old coot.
Change isn't easy, but's it's part of life.
It's time for us to embrace it again.
Whether you like it or not.
Not!
Listen, Llama, I will go
nuts and granola on your butt!
So, either get on board...
or go twist yourself into a pretzel
and na-ma-stay out of our way.
Come on, everybody.
Grab every crystal you can find.
ANIMAL: Totally, let's do it!
And remember, lift with your legs.
-(BONE CRACKS)
-(GRUNTS) Too late.
(GROANS)
OLAF: Okay, Sven...
I'm not gonna sugarcoat it.
This is a bit of a setback.
Ooh! Maybe this is salvageable.
No, definitely not.
Oh, parts of this are still good, I think.
Oh, no, this is unsafe now.
(GASPS) Hey, the fruitcake!
These things are indestructible!
I'll just take this seemingly
harmless shortcut here...
and meet you back at the castle, okay?
-(WOLVES HOWLING)
-OLAF: Oh, puppies!
-(WOLVES GROWLING)
-Down, boy.
Ah! I'm just gonna go now!
(OLAF SCREAMING)
Listen up, planetary defense team.
Step one, build pressure inside
the volcano by sealing the vents.
No steam can escape.
If there's a leak...
the pressure is weak.
Step two, get the biggest
magnetic crystals into the volcano.
They've got to be launched sky high
to pull the asteroid off course.
(GRUNTS)
-Heave!
-ALL: Ho!
-Heave!
-ALL: Ho!
BOTH: Rah rah! Sis boom! bah!
Tell that asteroid "Uh-uh."
-Whoo!
-#Asteroid!
#WhatDoesHashTagMean?
#Don'tKnowButItSoundsCool!
#Totally!
#I'm StartingToGet StickOfIt!
(GRUNTING)
Zarina, come here. Give me a lift.
(IN SPANISH) Open.
Oh, way to go, Zarina. Come on.
This is it, friends. Down the hatch.
Every crystal counts.
(ALL GRUNTING)
Good news, everyone!
We're six minutes ahead of schedule.
(ALL CHEERING)
Somebody up there likes us.
-(SCRAT GRUNTING)
-(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
(SCREAMING)
(GASPS)
Bad news! Somebody up there
doesn't like us.
We're six minutes behind schedule!
(ALL GASP)
Double time, everyone.
We need that big crystal.
Hey!
MAN: Whoa!
WOMAN: No!
Oh, Sven! The Flemmy stew is ready!
Anna and Elsa are gonna love this.
(GRUNTING)
"Oh, Kristoff, you're so thoughtful.
"Now where's my bowl?"
Hey, simmer down, buddy. Here you go.
Whoa, what are you...
Oh! Of course!
"Needs more carrots!"
Can't get enough of 'em, can ya?
(CHUCKLING)
(MIMICS WOLF HOWLING)
(GROWLING)
Uh...
Oh, no! Olaf's lost in the forest?
And being chased by hungry wolves?
-Yeah. Obviously.
-Ring the bell.
Gather everyone!
Come on, Sven! Make yourself useful.
Olaf needs our help.
(BELL RINGING)
-Is it safe?
-I guess I'll find out.
(PANTING)
PERIWINKLE: Tink? You okay?
TINKER BELL: Yeah.
Come on down. But not all at once.
ROSETTA: What did she say?
SILVERMIST:
I think she said, "All at once."
No. No. No, no, no, no, no!
IRIDESSA: Geronimo!
SILVERMIST: Look out!
Thanks, Peri.
(IN SPANISH)
Almost there, guys.
Vidia, you think you can make it?
Well, I might be old,
but I still got a fast-fly in my step.
PERIWINKLE: She did it!
SILVERMIST: All right, Vidiakins.
Okay, climb across.
You lost, little girlie?
(GASPS)
Well, well. Look who's back.
I'm sorry, tinker fairy.
(GASPS)
They broke me.
What are y'all doing?
Running back to your girl?
She don't want you no more.
-That's a lie.
-LOTSO: Is it?
Tell me this, Miss Bell.
If your kid loves you so much,
why is she leaving?
You think you're special, tinker fairy?
You're a piece of plastic.
You were made to be thrown away.
(GARBAGE SHIP BEEPING)
Speak of the devil.
(PERIWINKLE GASPS)
Now, we need Fairies
in our Golden Chick Room
and you need to avoid that ship.
Why don't you come on back,
join our family again?
This isn't a family! It's a prison!
You're a liar and a bully!
And I'd rather rot in this dumpster
than join any family of yours!
Peri's right! Authority should derive
from the consent of the governed,
not from the threat of force.
If that's what you want.
Barbie! Wait! Don't do this, Lotso.
She's a Barbie doll, Ken.
There's a hundred million just like her.
Not to me, there's not.
Oh!
Fine. Then why don't you join her!
Oh, Ken!
Everyone, listen!
Merryland could be cool and groovy
if we treated each other fair.
It's Lotso.
He's made us into a pyramid,
and he put himself on top!
Anyone concur with Ken?
I didn't throw you away. Your kid did.
Ain't one kid ever loved a fairy, really.
Chew on that when you're at the dump.
Wait! What about Daisy?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Daisy? You used to do
everything with her?
-Yeah? Then she threw us out.
-TINKER BELL: No.
-She lost you.
-She replaced us!
She replaced you.
And if you couldn't have her
then no one could.
You lied to Big Baby
and you've been lying ever since.
(WHIMPERS)
-Where'd you get that?
-She loved you, Lotso.
She never loved me.
As much as any kid ever loved a fairy.
Mama.
What? You want your mommy back?
She never loved you.
Don't be such a baby!
(CRYING)
Push 'em in. All of 'em!
This is what happens
when you dummies try to think.
We're all just trash, waiting to be
thrown away! That's all a fairy is!
Hey, stop it! Put me down, you idiot!
(YELLING)
No! No! Wait a minute! Big Baby, wait!
-IRIDESSA: He's gone!
-Holy cow.
(BLOWING RASPBERRY)
TINKER BELL: Come on. Hurry!
(GRUNTING)
Oh. Hey, Bro-Dad!
(BOTH GRUNTING)
(JULIAN GASPS)
(SCREECHING)
(GRUNTS)
(BOTH GASP)
We got company!
Ooh. I'll put out the sponge cake.
-(SCREECHING)
-(ALL SCREAMING)
BUCK: Steady.
Steady. (GRUNTS)
Sorry about this.
I'm really conflicted right now.
(ALIENS SQUEAKING)
Oh, for crying out loud!
(IN SPANISH)
-(EXCLAIMS)
-Tink!
(GASPS)
SILVERMIST: Oh, boy. Incoming!
Come on!
Barbie, no!
Tink!
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
No!
(FAIRIES COUGHING)
TINKER BELL: Can you hear me?
Is everyone okay?
ROSETTA: Of course not,
you sugar cane. We're doomed!
Everyone, go to Zarina. Come on.
We all here? Vidia? Iridessa?
(THUD)
TINKER BELL: Against the wall,
everybody. Quick!
(IN SPANISH)
PERIWINKLE: Zarina!
(CALLS IN SPANISH)
(GRUNTING)
They'll never make it!
Look out!
(GASPING)
Zarina!
-Anyone see her?
-Over here, girls. I found her.
Zarina, you okay?
Zarina! Zarina!
(SNIFFING)
That wasn't me, was it?
Oh, Zarina, you're back! You're back,
you're back, you're back, you're back!
Yes, I'm back. Where have I been?
Beyond infinity, dust keeper.
Tinker Bell! So where are we now?
In a garbage ship
on the way to the dump!
(ALL GASP)
That's more like it, Roger.
Now finish him.
Wait! Wait, you don't understand.
You see that?
If that asteroid hits, we all die.
(MOCKING) If it hits, we all die.
(MOCK CRYING)
(LAUGHING)
That's where you're wrong.
See, while you run
for your mammal lives...
we'll be high in the sky,
cruising above it all.
That's the stupidest thing
I've ever heard!
We'll be safe as those little birdies.
-(BIRD SQUAWKS)
-Lucky shot.
(BIRDS SQUAWK)
Very lucky shot?
(ALL GASP)
I knew it. I was right.
There's no paradise.
What? I'm too young
to go extinct! (SCREAMS)
She gets it! Now, please,
we haven't got much time!
What are you waiting for? Kill him!
No, Dad. I won't let you.
Do you want to know
what I love about our family?
That we're alive.
There are more important things
than your pride right now.
If you care about us...
you should not kill him.
You should help him, Dad.
Pop, I hate to say this,
but my freaky little brother may be right.
As a father, I would
work with my worst enemy...
to ensure a brighter future
for my little one.
(GROWLS SOFTLY)
Reinforcements have arrived!
All right, Roger. Lead the way.
(MIMICKING HELICOPTER)
(ALL CHEERING)
Oh! So that's what approval sounds like.
BUCK: Keep it up, dinos.
Use that Jurassic super strength!
Beep, beep, beep.
(GASPS)
Watch out, kids! (GRUNTS)
(SCREAMING)
(GROANING)
The weasel has landed.
-(WOLVES HOWLING)
-(PANTING)
Okay.
Please, I know you're hungry...
but I need at least one tradition
for my best friends.
The fate of the world depends on it!
(SCREAMS)
(SIGHS AND GASPS)
Yes! Yes, I did it!
A tradition is saved!
(HAWK SHRIEKS)
Well, I guess hawks need traditions too.
(SIGHS)
♪ Happy, merry, holly, jolly
♪ Tidings of good cheer
(SNIFFLES)
♪ I never meant to let them down
♪ At that time of year ♪
(SIGHS)
Maybe I should just stay lost.
(WHIMPERS)
(WIND HOWLING)
(INAUDIBLE)
(RUMBLING)
TINKER BELL: Hold on, we're going in!
(FAIRIES COUGHING)
You got all your pieces?
The claw!
FAWN: My babies!
TINKER BELL: Hey, guys! No! No!
-No!
-(FAWN SCREAMS)
(SCREAMING)
TINKER BELL: Hang on!
(FAIRIES GROANING)
(COUGHING)
Tinker Bell! What do we do?
We'll be okay if we stay togeth...
-Tinker Bell!
-Vidia!
It's a magnet! Watch out!
TINKER BELL: Don't worry, Vidia,
we'll get you down.
Uh, you might wanna take a look at this.
Quick! Grab something metal!
You heard the guy.
It's not working!
Help! Help me. I'm stuck!
Help, please! Help!
Tink!
-Thank you.
-Don't thank me yet.
Tinker Bell!
Go, go!
Thank you, Miss Bell.
We're all in this together.
Right, guys?
Guys?
PERIWINKLE: Tinker Bell! Down here!
-Tink!
-SILVERMIST: Oh, boy.
Tinker Bell, look. I can see daylight.
We're gonna be okay!
SILVERMIST: Hey!
I don't think that's daylight.
Run!
(GASPS) I'll push it in.
Go with Peaches and Ellie!
-(GRUNTING)
-JULIAN: No!
I'm not leaving you!
We'll do this together!
(BOTH GRUNTING)
Mom, where are they?
(ALL GASP)
Ellie, we've got to get
everyone off the volcano.
Folks, I'm outta cake, but I got salami!
Faster, faster!
I'mouttacakebutIgotsalami!
-Granny, come on!
-Hey! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
TEENAGER: Olaf!
MAN: Olaf, where are you?
KID: Come out, come out,
wherever you are!
-Any sign of him?
-No.
-(SIGHS)
-Olaf?
(GASPS)
Miss Bell! The button! Help me!
Come on!
Go. Go! Hit the button!
(BOTH GRUNTING)
This isn't working.
Mad air on the half-pipe!
Manny. I have a plan.
We have to let the crystal go!
You know we're trying to
get it in the volcano, right?
Manny, the only thing
I want is a life with Peaches.
And to prove myself to you.
So, okay, two things. I want two things.
Do you really think I'd waste
the only chance I have left?
Okay, let's do it!
On my count. One...
Two...
-Three!
-(GRUNTS)
(BOTH GRUNTING)
What are they doing?
(ALL GASP)
Did it work?
Yes! I take back everything
I ever said about you!
(LAUGHS) Wait, what?
-(GASPS)
-Huh?
(RUMBLING)
Now let's get out of here!
(GASPING)
Hurry!
TINKER BELL: Just push it! Push it!
ZARINA: Push it!
Where's your kid now, Miss Bell?
No. No!
Lotso!
No!
(BOTH SCREAMING)
What happened?
Maybe it's the quiet before the crazy?
-(STEAM WHIZZING)
-Hmm.
(ALL GASP)
(BOTH GASP)
(ALL GASPING)
(ALL GRUNTING)
(IRIDESSA EXCLAIMING)
Iridessa!
Zarina! What do we do?
(YELPING)
Eddie!
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
(YELPS)
(ALL WHIMPERING)
The claw.
We did it. We did it!
-(ALL CHEERING)
-(MANNY LAUGHS)
In your face, space rock!
Yeah, baby! (LAUGHS)
Whoo-hoo! Yeah! Oh!
(SWOONS)
Hmm.
Not on the lips, geezer!
(BOTH CHEERING)
♪ Hit the road, you stupid rock
♪ We just stopped the doomsday clock!
-Yes! Yeah! Whoa!
-All right!
Bring it in, Bro-Son.
Welcome to the family.
(CHUCKLES)
And you, you coconut!
I'll never doubt you again.
See? Daddy's always right.
Remember that when you're older.
(ALL CHEERING)
Olaf?
Olaf? Where are you?
OLAF: He's not here.
(ANNA GASPS)
Oh.
Hmm. I wonder where he went.
OLAF: Well, he probably
went on a mission
to find traditions for Anna and Elsa.
Oh. And did he find any?
OLAF: He did...
but then they caught fire
and fell off a cliff.
And then they caught fire again.
And then a hawk took them.
(FAIRIES GROANING)
(SIGHS IN RELIEF)
You know all that bad stuff I said
about Wendy's attic?
I take it all back.
-You're darn too.
-You said it.
Oh. You were so brave.
-You saved our lives.
-And we are eternally grateful.
My boys!
Daddy!
Hey! Where's that fur ball Lotso?
Yeah. I'd like to loosen his stitching.
Forget it, guys. He's not worth it.
(SIGHS)
I'm sorry.
You still don't have a tradition.
But we do, Olaf.
Look.
(GASPS) Wait...
is that...
ELSA: Anna made these years ago.
-When we first made you.
-"Hi, I'm Olaf."
You were the one
who brought us together...
and kept us connected
when we were apart.
ANNA: Every Christmas...
-(KNOCK ON DOOR)
-I made Elsa a gift.
-ELSA: All those long years alone...
-(KNOCK ON DOOR)
we had you to remind us
of our childhood.
ANNA: Of how much
we still loved each other.
ELSA: It's you, Olaf.
-You are our tradition.
-Me?
Surprise!
Aw!
(TRUCK APPROACHING)
(GASPS)
MAN 1: Hey!
MAN 2: What you got?
I had me one of these when I was a kid.
(SNIFFING)
Strawberries.
(WHIMPERING)
Hey, buddy. You might wanna
keep your mouth shut.
(LAUGHING)
PERIWINKLE: Come on, Tink.
We gotta get you home.
-That's right, Christmas fairy.
-Wait.
What about you guys? I mean,
maybe the attic's not such a great idea.
-We're the fairies of Pixie Hollow, Tink.
-We'll be there for her, together.
-I just hope she hasn't left yet.
-FAWN: Wait a minute!
Wait, I'll check!
Wendy's still packing.
(GASPS) But she's almost done!
-She lives halfway across town.
-We'll never get there in time!
(HUMMING GUITAR RIFFS)
Are you sure you can't come with us?
Oh, Sidney, I wish I could.
But we both know this is for the best.
You're got your whole life
in front of you.
Besides, I'll have Granny
to keep me company.
(GASPS) You're staying, too?
Are you kidding? This place is great!
Tonight's the big talent show,
and tomorrow, naked bingo!
You coming, Granny?
I ain't getting any younger! Whoo!
What? I can't hear you!
What? I can't hear you!
-What? I can't hear you!
-What?
You'll always be my one true love.
Here.
Wow!
Hold on.
(HUMMING)
(BROOKE LAUGHS)
It looks just like you.
Now we'll be with each other forever.
So long, handsome!
Bye, Sidney!
-What you need is more fiber.
-He's right.
(EXCLAIMING)
(LAUGHS JOYFULLY)
Shangri Llama's back on top, baby!
-Ooh. Ah! Mmm.
-(GASPS)
Gladys?
Well, hello Teddy Bear!
Mmm-hmm.
Hot-tubbin' just got a whole lot hotter.
Amazing! It's like some kind of
"Fountain of Never Getting Old!"
Well, we can workshop the name later.
(SIGHS)
VICTORIA: Come on, Nana.
MRS. DARLING: Is that it, honey?
You got everything?
WENDY: Yeah. Just a
few more boxes in my room.
Okay. Come on.
That's enough. That's enough.
That's enough!
All right. Go. Go, go!
Okay. All clear.
Oh!
Oh, there you are.
(CHUCKLING)
-ZARINA: There you go.
-Zarina.
-This isn't goodbye.
-Hey, Tink. Have fun at the university.
Yeah, but not too much fun.
(CHUCKLING)
-Tinker Bell, take care of Wendy.
-Yeah.
She's a good girl.
Tell her to get a haircut.
Sure thing.
Peri, you'll be okay in the attic?
'Course I will.
Besides, I know about
-Zarina's Spanish mode.
-My what?
MRS. DARLING: Honey,
you want some food for the road?
WENDY: I'll get something on the way.
You know where to find us, tinker fairy.
Did you say goodbye to Victoria?
Mum, we've said goodbye like 10 times.
(MRS. DARLING GASPS)
Oh, Wendy.
Mum, it's okay.
MRS. DARLING: I know. It's just...
(SNIFFLES)
I wish I could always be with you.
WENDY: You will be, Mum.
Hey, aren't you gonna say
goodbye to Nana?
Of course I am. Who's a good doggy?
Who's a good doggy? I'm gonna
miss you. I'm gonna miss you.
(VICTORIA LAUGHING)
WENDY: I'm gonna miss you.
MRS. DARLING: Don't, Wendy.
VICTORIA: Good girl.
She's telling you to go already.
MRS. DARLING: Come on.
Get the rest of your things.
Okay, Nana.
Now don't let Victoria near my stuff.
(CHUCKLING) Hey.
Hey, Mum! So, you really think
I should donate these?
MRS. DARLING: It's up to you, honey.
Whatever you wanna do.
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
Where's the bride?
Why don't I have the bride?
'Cause you're talking into a twig.
(GROANS) Mom, I can't talk.
I'm at a wedding.
WOMAN:
What do you mean you can't talk?
Who are you with?
Um, excuse me.
Is it true you helped save
the world from an asteroid?
Um...
That's a very scary story.
You think you can handle it?
BOTH: Yeah.
How scary?
-Well, we were... Oh!
-Oh!
Hi! (CHUCKLES)
It was five minutes to midnight...
and we were up against volcanoes,
dino-birds, and the end of the world.
Oh, and the zombies!
Don't forget the zombies!
You know, we'd be great parents.
So I turned to Bigfoot, and I say,
"Listen, big guy...."
I don't know. I don't know!
What am I gonna do?
Sweetie, listen to me.
This is normal, okay?
Everyone gets nervous.
What's going on? What happened?
PEACHES: It's just...
I can't go. How can I go?
I don't wanna leave you guys.
Hey, fuzzball...
remember the first time
that we played hockey?
You were so afraid to get on the ice
because it was slippery?
Remember how I held you up
while you started to skate?
And when I knew
you were ready, I let you go.
(SIGHS) Aw, Dad.
I know you're ready.
Now you have to let go.
I always knew it would
it would take someone very special
to match your spirit.
And you found him. Just like I did.
It's you, sweetie.
See the world, chase your dreams.
MANNY: And whatever you
decide to come back...
we'll be here, okay?
(CHUCKLES)
Okay.
Oh. (LAUGHS)
(ALL GASPING)
Do you...
I do.
And do you...
Most def.
I now pronounce you...
(ALL CHEERING)
(SIGHS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS) Sid!
Brooke!
(BOTH LAUGHING)
Oh! Whoa! Ow!
Oops!
This is amazing!
You're young again.
And somehow, I'm still single.
I guess the universe was smiling on us.
I have so many questions for you.
What happened? How'd you find me?
Have you tried the shrimp?
Shh. Close that pretty little mouth
of yours and just listen.
This is dedicated
to the sloth of my dreams.
That guy? For real?
♪ Oh Oh, Sid
♪ Sid, baby
♪ You make me so happy
♪ Oh I never knew I Would make it out
♪ And come this far Oh I never knew I
♪ Would see the day We come together
♪ Oh, it's not like anything I've ever
-Whoa!
-(MUSIC STOPS)
-(ALL GASP)
-(FAINTS)
(MUSIC RESUMES)
♪ You
♪ You make me happy
♪ You keep me laughing
♪ You make my world a better place
♪ My superstar My superstar
♪ You shine so bright Into my heart
♪ My superstar My superstar
♪ You shine so bright Into my heart
♪ My super crew Stick together like super glue
♪ We got the moves like yeah
♪ We're shining bright
♪ Throws yours hands up to the blue sky
♪ You You make me happy
Sid?
I never thought I'd say this,
but you did a great job on the wedding.
I owe you bigtime, pal.
You sure do.
-Here's my bill.
-What?
Father of the bride pays for the wedding.
It's a tradition I just invented.
Wait a minute, this is ridiculous.
Look what you're charging for flowers!
Flowers ain't cheap.
No! They're free! We're in a forest!
This bill is outrageous!
"Don't go in there!
The bakery is haunted!"
(SHUSHES) "Are you crazy?
You'll wake up all the ghosts."
"Look out!
The ghosts are throwing pies!"
Splat! Splat! Splat!
Mom.
-Wendy?
-Hi.
MRS. ANDERSON: Wow, look at you.
Well, I hear you're off to the university.
Yeah. Right now, actually.
So, what can we do for you?
Uh, I have some Fairies here.
MRS. ANDERSON:
Ooh. You hear that, Inma?
So, you're Inma?
I'm Wendy.
Wendy Moira Angela Darling.
Someone told me
you're really good with Fairies.
These are mine,
but I'm going away now,
so I need someone really special
to play with them.
This is Periwinkle, the curious and
bubbly frost fairy in Winter.
She learns that when her wings glow,
she and Tinker Bell were sisters
and loves frosting
and to go on adventures,
but none more
than the a bug pal, Blaze.
(MIMICS BUZZING)
Here.
This is Iridessa, the most bright and
focused light fairy who ever lived!
She always looks on
the bright side of things.
She is warm and welcoming
and makes all new fairies feel at ease.
Rosetta is a true artist
who likes bringing beauty
into the world,
except for bugs, dirt, mud or
anything that will ruin her dress.
And Fawn never judges
a book by its cover.
She loves all animals.
You gotta keep 'em together,
'cause they're madly best friends.
Now Vidia here is as confident
and caring in her own way
as any fast-flying fairy you could want.
And Silvermist, she'll have
a go-with-the-flow personality...
As a sweet and
sympathetic water fairy
who can charm even the
most stubborn dew drop,
she knows just how
to lend a helping hand.
These little dudes.
Are from a strange alien world.
Moron Mountain.
And this (MIMICS PIRATE GROWL)
is Captain Zarina, the ambitious
dust keeper pirate fairy ever!
Look. She is captivated
by Blue Pixie Dust
and teams up with the evil
James Hook and his scheming pirates
when her ideas get her into trouble.
(ZARINA'S BELL JINGLING)
Now, you gotta promise
to take good care of these guys.
They mean a lot to me.
My tinker!
Tinker Bell? What's she doing in there?
-A jingling bell.
-Wha...?
(TINKER BELL'S BELL JINGLING)
Now, Tink, she's been my pal
for as long as I can remember.
She's brave, like a tinker should be.
And kind. And smart.
But the thing that
makes Tinker Bell special
is she'll never give up on you.
Ever.
She'll be there for you, no matter what.
You think you can
take care of her for me?
Okay then.
Oh, no! James Hook
is attacking the haunted bakery!
(MIMICS LASERFIRE)
The ghosts are getting away.
Tinker Bell'll stop 'em!
Captain Zarina to the rescue!
INMA: And we'll actually
need the rocket.
WENDY: They're getting away!
Come on, Blaze!
INMA: We need to get in the basket.
The volcano is gonna erupt.
Look! They're being
attacked by a fast-flyer!
WENDY: You can eat my
poisonous scones!
INMA: Fawn and Rosetta's in trouble.
Get on, Tink.
It's my friend Tinker Bell.
Zarina, hurry!
Get your extra sail booster.
(STARTING FLAPPING)
Thanks, guys.
Look, Mommy.
They're all playing together.
Come on. Let's get some lunch.
So long, partner.
Oh, hey, Zarina. You
haven't met Inma's friends yet.
Hey, come here.
You're gonna love them.
Zarina, this is Dolly.
♪ Sure, it's nice to open a gift
♪ That's tied up with a perfect bow
♪ But the greatest present of all
♪ Was given to me long ago
♪ It's something I would never trade
-Olaf!
-♪ It's the family that we've made
-We were worried about you!
-♪ 'Cause when we're together
♪ I have everything on my list
♪ And when we're together
♪ I have all I wished
♪ All around the Christmas tree
♪ There'll be dreams coming true
♪ But when we're together
♪ Then my favorite gift is you
(GIGGLING)
♪ I would travel miles and miles
♪ And I would follow any star
♪ I'd go almost any place
♪ If it's any place you are
-♪ 'Cause when we're together
-♪ When we're together
♪ I'll forever feel at home
-♪ And when we're together
-♪ When we're together
-♪ We'll be safe and warm
-♪ Safe and warm
♪ Doesn't matter where we are
♪ If you're there with me
♪ 'Cause when we're together
♪ That's my favorite place to be
♪ To be
♪ 'Cause when we're together
♪ It's a holiday every night
♪ And when we're together
-♪ Then the season's bright
-♪ Season's bright
-♪ I don't need the bells to ring
-♪ I don't need the bells
-♪ I'll know when it's here
-♪ I'll know when it's here
♪ 'Cause when we're together
♪ I could stay forever
♪ And when we're together
♪ It's my favorite
♪ Time of year ♪
Well, I think Arendelle
has a new tradition.
Thank you, Olaf.
-(HAWK SHRIEKS)
-Ooh!
OLAF: (GASPS) The fruitcake!
It's a Christmas miracle!
NEIL deBUCK WEASEL: Mars.
The Red Planet.
Cold, dry, inhospitable to life.
But billion and billion of years ago...
Mars looked like this.
There were lakes, rivers, oceans...
the perfect conditions for life to form.
So, what happened?
Why was life unable to take hold?
(TRILLS)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
Where did the water go?
We may never know.
(COUGHING)
(SNIFFING)
(WHISTLING)
(MY SUPERSTAR PLAYING)
ANNOUNCER: Yoo-hoo!
For your safety, please keep arms,
feet, and legs inside the boat bed.
And watch the little ones,
yah? (CHUCKLES)
(OLAF GASPS)
♪ Do you want to build a snowman
♪ Come on, let's go and play
♪ Elsa's making magic winter show
♪ With summer snow
♪ For Sven and me and you
We're going to Elsa's ice palace.
You and you and you.
All of you!
-See you there!
-(SVEN GRUNTS)
(LITTLE TROLLS GIGGLING)
Tell us a story again.
TROLL KIDS: Please
On a day very much like today,
Anna saved her sister
with an unselfish act of true love,
and thaw a frozen heart.
Oh, and now they're best friends.
Indeed.
Hey, you're going to the ice palace.
Lucky. Bye!
(PEOPLE VOCALIZING
RHYTHMICALLY)
Welcome to Elsa's ice palace.
(VOCALIZING)
♪ For the first time in forever
♪ I'm so glad you came along
♪ For the first time in forever
♪ Every another song
♪ Watch this next night
♪ Skating, skating celebrate
You're here!
♪ For my sister's magic night
-Are you ready to see Elsa?
-Say, we're born ready.
♪ For the first time in forever
BOTH: ♪ We get to share this frozen fun
♪ For the first time in forever
♪ Elsa's finding everyone
♪ Would you say I'm elated or gassy
♪ Let's just call it delight
BOTH: ♪ 'Cause for the first time in forever
You're here!
♪ For my sister's magic night
♪ It's time to see what I can do
♪ To test the limits and break through
♪ No right, no wrong
♪ No rules for me
♪ I'm free!
♪ Let it go!
♪ Let it go!
♪ I am one with the wind and sky
♪ Let it go! Let it go!
♪ You'll never see me cry
♪ Here I stand
♪ In the light of day
♪ Let the storm rage on!
♪ The cold never bothered me anyway
(LIVELY INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING)
(MARSHMALLOW GROWLING)
I'm free!
(FIREWORKS POPPING)
(DRAMATIC INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING)
(OLAF VOCALIZING)
ALL: ♪ The hot and the cold are both so intense
♪ Put them together It just makes sense
(SCATTING)
♪ Winter's a good time to stay in and cuddle
♪ But put me in summer and I'll be a...
-BOTH: Happy snowman?
-Exactly!
ALL: ♪ When life gets rough
♪ I like to hold on to my dream
♪ Relaxing in the summer sun
♪ Just letting off steam
♪ Oh, the sky Will be blue
ALL: ♪ And you guys will be there, too
♪ When I finally do What frozen things do
ALL: ♪ In summer!
(OLAF VOCALIZING)
ANNOUNCER: Yoo-hoo! Goodbye.
Please remained seated
until the boat comes
to the complete stop at the dock,
and watch the little ones, yah?
Bye-bye, now. Bye-bye!
(MY SUPERSTAR PLAYING)
(SIGHING)
(SCREAMS)
(GASPS)
(GROANING)
(SCREAMING)
(GASPING)
(SCREAMING)
(SIGHS)
(EXCLAIMS IN DELIGHT)
(BLOWS RASBERRY)
(SCOFFS)
(SCREAMS)
(SCRAT GROANING)
(JAUNTY MUSIC PLAYING)