_________________________________
-Second berth on your right!
-You can't miss it.
_________________________________
Hey, thanks.
_________________________________
It's the suit, isn't it?
I should never have listened
_________________________________
to that pushy two-headed saleswoman.
_________________________________
This one said it fit,
that one said it was my color.
_________________________________
I didn't know what to do.
I get so flustered. Ooh!
_________________________________
Oh, Jim! This is our ship!
The R.L.S. Legacy!
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
ARROW: Stow those casks forward!
_________________________________
Heave together now!
_________________________________
How cool is this?
_________________________________
(SQUISHING NOISE)
_________________________________
-Sorry about that. I didn't mean...
-(ANGRY FARTING NOISES)
_________________________________
Allow me to handle this.
_________________________________
(BLOWING RASPBERRIES)
_________________________________
(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________
(HAPPY FART NOISES)
_________________________________
I'm fluent in Flatula, Jim.
_________________________________
Took two years of it in high school.
(BLOWS)
_________________________________
Flatula? Cool.
_________________________________
Good morning, Captain.
Everything shipshape?
_________________________________
Shipshape it is, sir,
but I'm not the captain.
_________________________________
The captain's aloft.
_________________________________
(MEOWS)
_________________________________
Mr. Arrow, I've checked
this miserable ship
_________________________________
from stem to stern
and, as usual, it's spot on.
_________________________________
Can you get nothing wrong?
_________________________________
You flatter me, Captain.
_________________________________
Ah.
_________________________________
Dr. Doppler, I presume?
_________________________________
Uh, um... Yes. I...
_________________________________
-Hello! Can you hear me?
-Yes, I can! Stop that banging!
_________________________________
If I may, Doctor,
this works so much better
_________________________________
-when it's right-way up and plugged in.
-Ooh!
_________________________________
Lovely. There you go.
_________________________________
If you don't mind,
I can manage my own plugging!
_________________________________
I'm Captain Amelia,
_________________________________
late of a few run-ins
with the Protean Armada.
_________________________________
Nasty business, but I won't
bore you with my scars.
_________________________________
You've met my first officer, Mr. Arrow.
_________________________________
Sterling, tough, dependable,
honest, brave, and true.
_________________________________
Please, Captain.
_________________________________
Shut up, Arrow. You know
I don't mean a word of it.
_________________________________
Ahem. Excuse me. I hate to
interrupt this lovely banter,
_________________________________
but may I introduce to you
Jim Hawkins?
_________________________________
Jim, you see, is the boy
who found the treasure...
_________________________________
Doctor, please!
_________________________________
(GROWLS)
_________________________________
I'd like a word with you in my stateroom.
_________________________________
Doctor, to muse and blabber
about a treasure map
_________________________________
in front of this particular crew
_________________________________
demonstrates a level of ineptitude
_________________________________
that borders on the imbecilic,
_________________________________
and I mean that in a very caring way.
_________________________________
"Imbecilic," did you say?
Foolishness, I've...
_________________________________
May I see the map, please?
_________________________________
Here.
_________________________________
Hmm.
_________________________________
Fascinating.
_________________________________
Mr. Hawkins, in the future,
_________________________________
you will address me
as "Captain" or "ma'am."
_________________________________
Is that clear?
_________________________________
Ugh...
_________________________________
Mr. Hawkins?
_________________________________
-Yes, ma'am.
-That'll do.
_________________________________
Gentlemen, this must be kept
under lock and key
_________________________________
when not in use. And, Doctor, again,
_________________________________
with the greatest possible respect,
_________________________________
zip your howling screamer.
_________________________________
Captain, I assure you I...
_________________________________
Let me make this
as monosyllabic as possible.
_________________________________
I don't much care
for this crew you hired.
_________________________________
They're... How did
I describe them, Arrow?
_________________________________
I said something rather good
this morning before coffee.
_________________________________
"A ludicrous parcel
of driveling galoots," ma'am.
_________________________________
-There you go. Poetry.
-Now, see here...
_________________________________
Doctor, I'd love to chat,
tea, cake, the whole shebang,
_________________________________
but I have a ship to launch,
_________________________________
and you've got your outfit to buff up.
_________________________________
Mr. Arrow, please escort
these two neophytes
_________________________________
down to the galley straightaway.
_________________________________
Young Hawkins will be working
for our cook, Mr. Silver.
_________________________________
What? The cook?
_________________________________
That woman! That feline!
_________________________________
Who does she think
is working for whom?
_________________________________
It's my map,
and she's got me bussin' tables?
_________________________________
I'll not tolerate a cross word
about our captain!
_________________________________
There's no finer officer
in this or any galaxy.
_________________________________
(WHISTLING)
_________________________________
ARROW: Mr. Silver?
_________________________________
Why, Mr. Arrow, sir.
_________________________________
Bringin' in such fine
and distinguished gents
_________________________________
to grace my humble galley.
_________________________________
Had I known,
I'd have tucked in me shirt.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
A cyborg!
_________________________________
May I introduce Dr. Doppler,
_________________________________
the financier of our voyage.
_________________________________
Love the outfit, Doc.
_________________________________
Well, thank you. Um, love the eye.
_________________________________
Uh, this young lad is Jim Hawkins.
_________________________________
Jimbo!
_________________________________
Now, don't be too put off
by this hunk of hardware.
_________________________________
(HUMMING)
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
These gears have been
tough getting used to,
_________________________________
but they do come in mighty handy
from time to time.
_________________________________
Mmm!
_________________________________
Here, now, have a taste
of me famous bonzabeast stew.
_________________________________
(SNIFFING)
_________________________________
Mmm! Delightfully tangy, yet robust.
_________________________________
SILVER: Old family recipe.
_________________________________
Aah!
_________________________________
In fact, that was part of the old family!
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
I'm just kiddin', Doc!
_________________________________
Yeah, well...
_________________________________
I'm nothin' if I ain't a kidder.
_________________________________
Go on, Jimbo. Have a swig.
_________________________________
(GIGGLING)
_________________________________
SILVER: Morph!
_________________________________
You jiggle-headed blob of mischief!
_________________________________
So that's where you was hiding!
_________________________________
(CHATTERING)
_________________________________
(BELCH)
_________________________________
What is that thing?
_________________________________
"What is that thing?"
_________________________________
SILVER: He's a morph.
_________________________________
I rescued the little shape-shifter
on Proteus 1.
_________________________________
(COOING)
_________________________________
Aw, he took a shine to me.
_________________________________
We been together ever since.
_________________________________
Right? Yeah. Nice boy.
_________________________________
We're about to get underway.
_________________________________
Would you like to observe
the launch, Doctor?
_________________________________
Would I?
_________________________________
Does an active galactic nucleus
have superluminal jets?
_________________________________
I'll follow you.
_________________________________
Mr. Hawkins will stay here
in your charge, Mr. Silver.
_________________________________
(COUGHING)
_________________________________
Beggin' your pardon, sir, but...
_________________________________
Captain's orders! See to it
the new cabin boy's kept busy.
_________________________________
-But, no, but...
-No, you can't...
_________________________________
(BOTH SIGH)
_________________________________
So, Captain's put you with me, eh?
_________________________________
Whatever.
_________________________________
Well, who be a humble cyborg
to argue with a captain?
_________________________________
Yeah.
_________________________________
You know, these purps,
_________________________________
they're kind of like the ones
back home on Montressor.
_________________________________
You ever been there?
_________________________________
I can't say as I have, Jimbo.
_________________________________
Come to think of it, just before I left,
_________________________________
I met this old guy who was, um...
_________________________________
He was kind of looking
for a cyborg buddy of his.
_________________________________
Is that so?
_________________________________
Yeah.
_________________________________
What was that old salamander's name?
_________________________________
Oh, yeah. Bones.
_________________________________
Billy Bones?
_________________________________
Bones? Bones?
_________________________________
T'ain't ringin' any bells.
_________________________________
Must have been a different cyborg.
_________________________________
There's a slew of cyborgs
roamin' this port.
_________________________________
-(WHISTLE ON DECK)
-ARROW: Prepare to cast off!
_________________________________
Off with you, lad, and watch the launch.
_________________________________
There'll be plenty work
a-waitin' for you afterwards.
_________________________________
-(HUMMING)
-(CHATTERING)
_________________________________
We best be keepin' a sharp eye
on this one, eh, Morph?
_________________________________
We wouldn't want him strayin'
into things he shouldn't.
_________________________________
We're all clear, Captain!
_________________________________
Well, my friend. Are we ready
to raise this creaking tub?
_________________________________
My pleasure, Captain.
_________________________________
All hands to stations!
_________________________________
Smartly now!
_________________________________
Come on, you scurvy scum!
I'll race you!
_________________________________
Loose all solar sails!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Come on!
_________________________________
ARROW: Heave up the braces.
_________________________________
Brace up.
_________________________________
Ooh! Oh!
_________________________________
Mr. Zoff, engage artificial gravity.
_________________________________
(FARTING)
_________________________________
(CLANKING)
_________________________________
(CLATTERING)
_________________________________
South by southwest,
Mr. Turnbuckle, heading 2-1-0-0.
_________________________________
Aye, Captain. 2-1-0-0.
_________________________________
Full speed, Mr. Arrow, if you please.
_________________________________
Take her away!
_________________________________
Brace yourself, Doctor.
_________________________________
(SNIDELY) "Brace yourself. "
_________________________________
Aah! Oof!
_________________________________
Whoa.
_________________________________
(CALLING)
_________________________________
Upon my word, an Orcus Galacticus.
_________________________________
Smile.
_________________________________
Doctor, I'd stand clear...
_________________________________
'Tis a grand day for sailing, Captain,
_________________________________
and look at you.
_________________________________
You're as trim and as bonny as a sloop
_________________________________
with new sails and a fresh coat of paint.
_________________________________
You can keep that kind of flim-flammery
_________________________________
for your spaceport floozies, Silver.
_________________________________
"Spaceport floozy, spaceport floozy..."
_________________________________
You cut me to the quick, Captain.
_________________________________
I speaks nothing
but me heart at all times.
_________________________________
MORPH: "Nothing but me heart."
_________________________________
And, by the way,
isn't that your cabin boy
_________________________________
aimlessly footling about
in those shrouds?
_________________________________
Yep, it...
_________________________________
A momentary aberration, Cap'n,
soon to be addressed. Jimbo!
_________________________________
I got two new friends
I'd like you to meet.
_________________________________
Say hello to Mr. Mop and Mrs. Bucket.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Yippie.
_________________________________
-Is that clear? I...
-Shh!
_________________________________
HOLMES: I observe that there's a good
deal of German music on the program.
deal of German music on the program.
_________________________________
It is introspective,
and I want to introspect.
_________________________________
WATSON: But, Holmes, that music
is so frightfully dull.
_________________________________
HOLMES: Come on.
_________________________________
(DOOR CLOSES)
_________________________________
Toby?
_________________________________
(WHISPERING) Who is Toby?
_________________________________
Well, my dear, Toby is, uh...
_________________________________
Well, he's, uh...
_________________________________
-I say, Basil, who is this Toby chap?
-(RUMBLING)
_________________________________
-Ah! Here he is now.
-(PANTING)
_________________________________
-Dawson, Toby.
-(CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY)
_________________________________
Charmed, I'm sure.
_________________________________
(GROWLING)
_________________________________
Now, Toby, stop that!
Toby, cease! Desist!
_________________________________
Frightfully sorry, old man.
_________________________________
He has the most splendid sense
of smell of any hound I've trained.
_________________________________
-But he can be deucedly frisky.
-(SNIFFING)
_________________________________
-Hello, Toby!
-(SNIFFING)
_________________________________
(GIGGLES) Silly doggy!
_________________________________
Would you like a crumpet?
_________________________________
Now, Toby? To the matter at hand.
_________________________________
I want you to...
_________________________________
-(GIGGLING)
-(BASIL WHISTLES)
_________________________________
(CLEARING THROAT)
_________________________________
Good, now, Toby...
_________________________________
Toby...
_________________________________
-I want you to find this fiend.
-(GROWLING)
_________________________________
Yes, you know his type. A villain.
_________________________________
A scoundrel! (SNARLING)
_________________________________
Low brow. Close-set eyes. Broken wing.
_________________________________
He's a peg-legged bat
with a broken wing.
_________________________________
-(GROWLING)
-Yes! That's the spirit!
_________________________________
Got his scent? Good boy!
Good boy! (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
-Miss Flamchester!
-BOTH: Flaversham!
_________________________________
Whatever. Your father
is as good as found.
_________________________________
Toby,
_________________________________
sic 'em!
_________________________________
A-ha! Yoinks! Tally-ho!
_________________________________
(BASIL LAUGHING)
_________________________________
-(BIRDS SCREECHING)
-(WHINNYING)
_________________________________
(GOAT BLEATING)
_________________________________
(CLUCKING)
_________________________________
(CAWS IN ALARM)
_________________________________
Whew!
_________________________________
Um...
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
I said help me!
_________________________________
And wrecking my boat?
_________________________________
Not helping!
_________________________________
Fish pee in you all day!
_________________________________
So...
_________________________________
(HEIHEI CLUCKING)
_________________________________
Maui?
_________________________________
(BLEATING)
_________________________________
-(BLEATING)
-Whoa!
_________________________________
You sure this is the right place?
_________________________________
(WOMEN LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(LAUGHTER ECHOES)
_________________________________
TIANA: Rise and shine,
TIANA: Rise and shine,
sleeping beauty! Gators are gone.
_________________________________
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
_________________________________
We got to get back to New Orleans
and undo this mess you got us into.
_________________________________
I was not the one parading around
with a phony-baloney tiara.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Music to paddle by.
_________________________________
_________________________________
I could use a little help.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Oh! I will play a little louder.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(PLAYING UPBEAT TUNE)
_________________________________
(LAUGHTER CONTINUES)
_________________________________
(BLEATING)
_________________________________
What's the matter, little guy?
You stuck?
_________________________________
Hey, butt out, buddy!
_________________________________
-Ugh!
-(ALL GASPING)
_________________________________
Girls! Stop! Stop!
Come back, come back, come back.
_________________________________
Whoa, whoa! Oh. Geez!
_________________________________
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Oh, Nymphs!
_________________________________
-They can't keep their hands off me.
-Hey!
_________________________________
(GRUMBLING)
_________________________________
What's the matter?
You never seen a satyr before?
_________________________________
Uh, no. Can you help us?
_________________________________
We're looking for someone
called Philoctetes.
_________________________________
Call me Phil.
_________________________________
-Phil!
-Ow!
_________________________________
Boy, am I glad to meet you!
I'm Hercules.
_________________________________
-(GRUNTS)
-This is Pegasus.
_________________________________
Animals! Disgusting!
_________________________________
-(SNORTS)
-I need your help.
_________________________________
I want to become a hero, a true hero.
_________________________________
-Sorry, kid. Can't help ya.
-Wait!
_________________________________
Uh, sorry.
_________________________________
-Why not?
-Two words, I am retired.
_________________________________
Look, I gotta do this.
_________________________________
Haven't you ever had a dream,
_________________________________
something you wanted so bad
you'd do anything?
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
Kid, come inside.
I want to show you something.
_________________________________
(NEIGHING, GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Oh.
_________________________________
Aladdin. Wake up.
_________________________________
Aladdin.
_________________________________
Oh! My head.
_________________________________
We're trapped.
_________________________________
That two-faced son of a jackal!
_________________________________
(SNARLING)
_________________________________
Whoever he was,
he's long gone with that lamp.
_________________________________
Aha!
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING)
Why, you hairy little thief.
_________________________________
Looks like such a beat-up,
worthless piece of junk.
_________________________________
Hey, I think there's
something written here,
_________________________________
but it's hard to make out.
_________________________________
Aaaaahhhhh!
_________________________________
Oy!
_________________________________
10,000 years will give you
such a crick in the neck.
_________________________________
Hang on a second.
_________________________________
Whoa! Whoa!
_________________________________
Does it feel good to be outta there.
_________________________________
I'm telling you,
nice to be back, ladies and gentlemen.
_________________________________
Hi. Where you from?
What's your name?
_________________________________
Uh... Uh, Aladdin.
_________________________________
Aladdin. Hello, Aladdin.
Nice to have you on the show.
_________________________________
Can we call you AI?
Or maybe just Din?
_________________________________
How about Laddie? Sounds like,
"Here, boy. C'mon, laddie."
_________________________________
I must have hit my head
harder than I thought.
_________________________________
Do you smoke? Mind if I do?
(GIGGLING)
_________________________________
Oh, sorry, Cheeta.
Hope I didn't singe the fur.
_________________________________
Yo, Rugman. Haven't seen you
in a few millennia.
_________________________________
Give me some tassel. Yeah. Yo, yo.
_________________________________
Say, you're a lot smaller
than my last master.
_________________________________
Either that or I'm gettin' bigger.
_________________________________
Look at me from the side.
Do I look different to you?
_________________________________
Wait a minute. I'm your master?
_________________________________
That's right. He can be taught.
What would you wish of me?
_________________________________
The ever impressive,
_________________________________
the long contained,
_________________________________
the often imitated,
_________________________________
but never duplicated...
_________________________________
(ECHOING) Duplicated, duplicated...
_________________________________
Genie of the Lamp!
_________________________________
Right here direct from the lamp,
_________________________________
right here
for your very much wish fulfilment.
_________________________________
Thank you.
_________________________________
-Whoa. Wish fulfilment?
-Three wishes, to be exact.
_________________________________
And ixnay on the wishing
for more wishes.
_________________________________
That's it. Three. Uno, dos, tres.
_________________________________
No substitutions, exchanges or refunds.
_________________________________
Now I know I'm dreaming.
_________________________________
Maui!
_________________________________
Maui, demigod of the wind and sea...
_________________________________
I am Moana of Motunui.
_________________________________
You will board my boat.
_________________________________
No. You will board my boat.
_________________________________
Yeah. I am Moana of Motunui.
_________________________________
You will board my...
_________________________________
Boat! A boat!
_________________________________
The gods have given me a...
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(MOANA CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________
Maui, shapeshifter...
_________________________________
demigod of the wind and sea...
_________________________________
-I am Moana of...
-Hero of men.
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
It's actually, Maui, shapeshifter,
demigod of the wind and sea...
_________________________________
hero of men.
_________________________________
I interrupted.
From the top. Hero of men. Go.
_________________________________
I am...
_________________________________
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
_________________________________
And women. Men and women.
_________________________________
Both. All.
_________________________________
Not a guy, girl thing.
_________________________________
You know, Maui is a hero to all.
_________________________________
You're doing great.
(CLICKS TONGUE)
_________________________________
What? No! I'm here to...
_________________________________
Of course.
_________________________________
Yes, yes, yes.
_________________________________
Maui always has time for his fans.
_________________________________
When you use a bird to write with...
_________________________________
it's called tweeting.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) I know, not every day
you get a chance to meet your hero.
_________________________________
You are not my hero.
_________________________________
And I'm not here
so you can sign my oar!
_________________________________
I'm here 'cause
you stole the heart of Te Fiti!
_________________________________
And you will board my boat...
_________________________________
and sail across the sea and put it back!
_________________________________
Um...
_________________________________
Yeah, it almost sounded
like you don't like me...
_________________________________
which is impossible because...
_________________________________
I got stuck here for 1,000 years...
_________________________________
trying to get the heart
as a gift for you mortals.
_________________________________
So you could have the power
to create life itself.
_________________________________
Yeah. So, what I believe
you were trying to say...
_________________________________
is "thank you."
_________________________________
-"Thank you?"
-You're welcome.
_________________________________
What? No, no, no!
_________________________________
I didn't... I wasn't...
_________________________________
Why would I ever say that?
_________________________________
Okay, okay.
_________________________________
How about a little less picking and a...
_________________________________
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(BOTH SCREAMING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
I know that tune! Dippermouth Blues!
_________________________________
_________________________________
(PLAYING UPBEAT TUNE)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Play it, brother!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Oh, yeah!
_________________________________
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Where you been all my life?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Where did you learn to play like that?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Why, the bayou's the best jazz school
in the world.
_________________________________
_________________________________
All the greats play the riverboats.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Old Louis would give anything to be
up there jamming with the big boys.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Why don't you?
-Oh, I tried once.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(PLAYING UPBEAT MUSIC)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
It didn't end well.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Uh-huh. It has been a real pleasure
meeting you, Louis.
_________________________________
_________________________________
And thank you kindly for not eating us,
but we best be on our way.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Where... Where y'all going?
_________________________________
_________________________________
To find somebody to break this spell.
_________________________________
_________________________________
What spell?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Brace yourself, my scaly friend.
_________________________________
_________________________________
We are not frogs.
_________________________________
_________________________________
We are humans.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Y'all serious?
_________________________________
_________________________________
I am Naveen, Prince of Maldonia.
And she is Tiana, the waitress.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SOFTLY) Do not kiss her.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(GASPS) Now, just a second.
_________________________________
_________________________________
This goon here got himself turned into
a frog by a voodoo man, and now...
_________________________________
_________________________________
Voodoo? Like the kind Mama Odie do?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Mama who-dee?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Mama Odie.
She the voodoo queen of the bayou.
_________________________________
_________________________________
She got magic and spells,
all kind of hoodoo.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Could you take us to her?
-Could you take us to her?
_________________________________
_________________________________
(GASPS) Through the deepest,
darkest part of the bayou?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Facing razor-sharp pricker bushes
and trappers and hunters with guns?
_________________________________
_________________________________
No.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(PLAYING SOULFUL TUNE)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Watch and learn.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Louis, it is too bad we cannot help you
with your dream.
_________________________________
_________________________________
If only you were smaller, less toothy,
_________________________________
_________________________________
you could play jazz to adoring crowds
without scaring them.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(STOPS PLAYING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Anyway, enjoy your loneliness,
my friend.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(BIDS GOODBYE
IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
_________________________________
Watch it!
That was part of the mast of the Argo.
_________________________________
-The Argo?
-Yeah.
_________________________________
Who do you think
taught Jason how to sail?
_________________________________
Cleopatra?
_________________________________
I trained all those would-be heroes.
_________________________________
Odysseus, Perseus, Theseus.
A lot of "yeuseus."
_________________________________
And every single one of those bums
let me down flatter than a discus.
_________________________________
None of 'em could go the distance.
_________________________________
And then there was Achilles.
_________________________________
Now, there was a guy who had it all,
the build, the foot speed.
_________________________________
He could jab, he could take a hit,
he could keep on comin'.
_________________________________
But that furshlugginer heel of his!
_________________________________
He barely gets nicked there once
and kaboom!
_________________________________
He's history.
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
Yeah, I had a dream once.
_________________________________
I dreamed I was gonna train
the greatest hero there ever was.
_________________________________
So great, the gods would hang a picture
of him in the stars all across the sky,
_________________________________
and people would say,
"That's Phil's boy."
_________________________________
That's right.
_________________________________
Eh, but dreams are for rookies.
_________________________________
A guy can only take
so much disappointment.
_________________________________
But I'm different than
those other guys, Phil!
_________________________________
I can go the distance.
Come on. I'll show you.
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
-(WHINNYING)
-Geez! You don't give up, do ya?
_________________________________
Watch this.
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Holy Hera.
_________________________________
(MUTTERING) You know, maybe if I...
No! Snap out of it!
_________________________________
I'm too old
to get mixed up in this stuff again.
_________________________________
But if I don't become a true hero, I'll
never be able to rejoin my father, Zeus.
_________________________________
Hold it!
_________________________________
Zeus is your father, right?
_________________________________
-Uh-huh.
-(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Zeus. The big guy. He's your daddy.
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Mr. Lightning Bolts!
_________________________________
Read me a book, would ya, Da-da?
_________________________________
Zeus!
(MIMICS ZEUS) "Once upon a time..."
_________________________________
It's the truth!
_________________________________
Please!
_________________________________
(SINGING) So you wanna be a hero, kid
(SINGING) So you wanna be a hero, kid
_________________________________
Well, whoop-de-do
_________________________________
I have been around the block before
_________________________________
With blockheads just like you
_________________________________
Each and every one a disappointment
_________________________________
Pain for which there ain't no ointment
_________________________________
So much for excuses
Though a kid of "Zeus" is
_________________________________
Askin' me to jump into the fray
Askin' me to jump into the fray
_________________________________
My answer is two words
_________________________________
Okay.
_________________________________
-You mean you'll do it?
-You win.
_________________________________
-You won't be sorry, Phil.
-Oh, gods.
_________________________________
So when do we start?
Can we start now?
_________________________________
Oy vey.
_________________________________
I'd given up hope
that someone would come along
_________________________________
A fella who'd ring the bell for once
Not the gong
_________________________________
The kind who wins trophies
_________________________________
Won't settle for low fees
_________________________________
At least semipro fees
_________________________________
But, no, I get the greenhorn
_________________________________
I've been out to pasture, pal
My ambition gone
_________________________________
Content to spend lazy days
and to graze my lawn
_________________________________
But you need an advisor
_________________________________
A satyr, but wiser
_________________________________
A good merchandiser and... Whoa
_________________________________
There goes my ulcer
_________________________________
I'm down to one last hope
and I hope it's you
_________________________________
Though, kid, you're not exactly
a dream come true
_________________________________
I trained enough turkeys
Who never came through
_________________________________
You're my one last hope
So you'll have to do
_________________________________
Rule number six.
_________________________________
When rescuing a damsel...
(SHRILL WHISTLE)
_________________________________
...always handle with care.
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
Rule number 95, kid. Concentrate!
_________________________________
Rule number 96.
_________________________________
Aim!
_________________________________
Demigods have faced the odds
And ended up a mockery
_________________________________
Don't believe the stories
That you read on all the crockery
_________________________________
To be a true hero, kid, is a dying art
To be a true hero, kid, is a dying art
_________________________________
Like paintin' a masterpiece
_________________________________
It's a work of heart
_________________________________
It takes more than sinew
_________________________________
Comes down to what's in you
_________________________________
You have to continue to grow
_________________________________
Now, that's more like it!
_________________________________
I'm down to one last shot
And my last high note
_________________________________
Before that blasted underworld
gets my goat
_________________________________
My dreams are on you, kid
_________________________________
Go make 'em come true
_________________________________
Climb that uphill slope
_________________________________
Keep pushin' that envelope
Keep pushin' that envelope
_________________________________
You're my one last hope
_________________________________
And, kid, it's up to you
_________________________________
Yeah!
Yeah!
_________________________________
(HERCULES LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Master, I don't think you quite realise
what you've got here.
_________________________________
So why don't you just ruminate
whilst I illuminate the possibilities.
_________________________________
(SINGING)
Well, Ali Baba had them 40 thieves
_________________________________
Scheherazade had a thousand tales
_________________________________
But, master, you're in luck
'Cause up your sleeves
_________________________________
You got a brand of magic never fails
_________________________________
You got some power
In your corner now
_________________________________
Some heavy ammunition in your camp
_________________________________
You got some punch, pizzazz
Yahoo and how
_________________________________
See, all you gotta do
Is rub that lamp and I'll say
_________________________________
"Mr. Aladdin, sir
What will your pleasure be?"
_________________________________
Let me take your order
Jot it down
_________________________________
You ain't never had a friend like me
_________________________________
Life is your restaurant
And I'm your maitre d'
_________________________________
Come on, whisper what it is you want
_________________________________
You ain't never had a friend like me
_________________________________
Yes, sir
We pride ourselves on service
_________________________________
You're the boss, the king, the shah
_________________________________
Say what you wish
It's yours, true dish
_________________________________
How 'bout a little more baklava?
_________________________________
Have some of column A
Try all of column B
_________________________________
I'm in the mood to help you, dude
_________________________________
You ain't never had a friend like me
_________________________________
Oh, my
_________________________________
No, no
_________________________________
My, my
_________________________________
(SCATTING)
_________________________________
Can your friends do this?
_________________________________
Can your friends do that?
_________________________________
Can your friends pull this
_________________________________
Out their little hat?
_________________________________
Can your friends go poof
_________________________________
Hey, looky here
Ha-ha!
_________________________________
Can your friends go
"Abracadabra, let her rip"
_________________________________
And then make the sucker disappear?
_________________________________
So don't you sit there
Slack-jawed, buggy-eyed
_________________________________
I'm here to answer
All your midnight prayers
_________________________________
You got me bona fide certified
_________________________________
You got a genie
For your charge d'affaires
_________________________________
I got a powerful urge to help you out
_________________________________
So what's your wish?
I really wanna know
_________________________________
You got a list
That's three miles long, no doubt
_________________________________
All you gotta do is rub like so
_________________________________
Mr. Aladdin, sir
Have a wish or two or three
_________________________________
I'm on the job, you big nabob
_________________________________
You ain't never had a friend
Never had a friend
_________________________________
You ain't never had a friend
_________________________________
Like me
_________________________________
Ah-ha-ha!
_________________________________
-Wah-ha-ha!
-(GREEDY LAUGH)
_________________________________
You ain't never had a friend like me
_________________________________
-(BUZZING)
-(WEAK APPLAUSE)
_________________________________
(CHATTERING) Huh?
_________________________________
Cute, but it's not going to...
_________________________________
_________________________________
Hey, guys, I just had me a crazy idea!
_________________________________
_________________________________
What if I ask Mama Odie
to turn me human?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Louis! You are a genius!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Hallelujah!
_________________________________
_________________________________
(PLAYING UPBEAT TUNE)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SINGING) If I were a human being
I'd head straight for New Orleans
I'd head straight for New Orleans
_________________________________
And I'd blow this horn
so hot and strong
And I'd blow this horn
so hot and strong
_________________________________
Like no one they've ever seen
Like no one they've ever seen
_________________________________
You heard of Louis Armstrong
You heard of Louis Armstrong
_________________________________
Mr. Sidney Bechet
_________________________________
Mr. Sidney Bechet
_________________________________
All those boys gonna step aside
when they hear this old gator play
when they hear this old gator play
_________________________________
Listen
_________________________________
Oh, yeah!
_________________________________
Oh, yeah!
_________________________________
(BOTH YELP)
_________________________________
_________________________________
When I'm human
as I hope to be
as I hope to be
_________________________________
I'm gonna blow this horn
till the cows come home
I'm gonna blow this horn
till the cows come home
_________________________________
And everyone's gonna
bow down to me
And everyone's gonna
bow down to me
_________________________________
Thank you, thank you.
_________________________________
Thank you, thank you.
_________________________________
Oh, thank you. I love you, too, baby.
_________________________________
_________________________________
When I'm myself again
I want just the life I had
_________________________________
I want just the life I had
_________________________________
A great big party every night
That doesn't sound too bad
_________________________________
_________________________________
A redhead on my left arm
A brunette on my right
_________________________________
A brunette on my right
_________________________________
A blonde or two to hold the candles
Now that seems just about right
_________________________________
_________________________________
Eh, Louis?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Life is short
When you're done, you're done
_________________________________
When you're done, you're done
_________________________________
We're on this earth to have some fun
_________________________________
_________________________________
-And that's the way things are
-Tell it, brother!
_________________________________
_________________________________
When I'm human, and I'm gonna be
_________________________________
_________________________________
I'm gonna tear it up like I did before
And that's a royal guarantee
_________________________________
_________________________________
You are getting married!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Oh, right.
_________________________________
_________________________________
I'll just have to leave
a string of broken hearts behind me!
_________________________________
a string of broken hearts behind me!
_________________________________
Your modesty becomes you
and your sense of responsibility
_________________________________
and your sense of responsibility
_________________________________
I've worked hard for everything I've got
_________________________________
_________________________________
And that's the way it's supposed to be
_________________________________
_________________________________
When I'm a human being
at least I'll act like one
at least I'll act like one
_________________________________
If you do your best
each and every day
_________________________________
If you do your best
each and every day
_________________________________
Good things are sure
to come your way
to come your way
_________________________________
What you give is what you get
_________________________________
What you give is what you get
_________________________________
My daddy said that and I'll never forget
_________________________________
_________________________________
And I commend it to you
_________________________________
-When we're human
-When we're human
-When we're human
_________________________________
_________________________________
-And we're gonna be
-And we're gonna be
_________________________________
_________________________________
I'm gonna blow my horn
_________________________________
_________________________________
I'm gonna live the high life
_________________________________
_________________________________
I'm gonna do my best
to take my place in the sun
_________________________________
to take my place in the sun
_________________________________
-When we're
-When we're
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Human
-Human
_________________________________
(SINGING) I see what's happening
(SINGING) I see what's happening
Yeah
_________________________________
You're face to face with greatness
You're face to face with greatness
and it's strange
_________________________________
You don't even know how you feel
_________________________________
It's adorable
_________________________________
Well it's nice to see that humans
never change
_________________________________
Open your eyes
Let's begin
_________________________________
Yes, it's really me
_________________________________
It's Maui
Breathe it in
_________________________________
I know it's a lot
_________________________________
The hair
The bod
_________________________________
When you're staring at a demigod
_________________________________
What can I say except
_________________________________
You're welcome
_________________________________
For the tides, the sun, the sky
_________________________________
Hey, it's okay, it's okay
_________________________________
You're welcome
You're welcome
_________________________________
I'm just an ordinary demiguy
Hey!
_________________________________
What has two thumbs
and pulled up the sky
_________________________________
When you were waddling yay high?
_________________________________
This guy
_________________________________
When the nights got cold
Who stole you fire from down below?
_________________________________
You're looking at him yo
_________________________________
Oh also I lassoed the sun
_________________________________
You're welcome
_________________________________
To stretch your days and bring you fun
_________________________________
Also I harnessed the breeze
_________________________________
You're welcome
_________________________________
To fill your sails and shake your trees
_________________________________
So what can I say except
You're welcome
_________________________________
For the islands I pulled from the sea
_________________________________
There's no need to pray
It's okay
_________________________________
You're welcome
_________________________________
Ha
I guess it's just my way of being me
_________________________________
You're welcome
_________________________________
You're welcome
_________________________________
Well come to think of it
_________________________________
Kid, honestly I could go on and on
_________________________________
I could explain every
natural phenomenon
_________________________________
The tide, the grass, the ground
Oh that was Maui just messing around
_________________________________
I killed an eel
I buried its guts
_________________________________
Sprouted a tree
Now you got coconuts
_________________________________
What's the lesson?
What is the take away?
_________________________________
Don't mess with Maui
when he's on a breakaway
_________________________________
And the tapestry here on my skin
And the tapestry here on my skin
Is a map of the victories I win
_________________________________
Look where I've been
I make everything happen
_________________________________
Look at that
Mean Mini-Maui just tickety tappin'
_________________________________
Ha ha
Ha ha
_________________________________
Ha ha
Hey
_________________________________
Well anyway let me say
You're welcome
_________________________________
You're welcome
_________________________________
For the wonderful world you know
_________________________________
Hey, it's okay, it's okay
You're welcome
_________________________________
You're welcome
_________________________________
Well come to think of it
I gotta go
_________________________________
Hey it's your day to say
You're welcome
_________________________________
You're welcome
_________________________________
'Cause I'm gonna need that boat
_________________________________
I'm sailing away away
You're welcome
_________________________________
You're welcome
_________________________________
'Cause Maui can do
everything but float
_________________________________
-You're welcome
-You're welcome
_________________________________
-You're welcome
-You're welcome
_________________________________
Huh?
_________________________________
And thank you!
_________________________________
Hey!
_________________________________
Let me out! You lying, slimy son of a...
_________________________________
(HUMMING)
_________________________________
You're welcome
_________________________________
You're so welcome.
_________________________________
No. I'm not going to Te Fiti
with some kid.
_________________________________
I'm going to get my hook.
_________________________________
You have yours and
I'm not Maui without mine.
_________________________________
Okay, talk to the back.
_________________________________
Boat snack.
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Good riddance,
you filthy pile of pebbles.
_________________________________
Oh, no, no, no.
Don't look at me like that.
_________________________________
It's a beautiful cave.
She's gonna love it.
_________________________________
And I'm going to love you in ma belly.
_________________________________
Now, let's fatten you up, drumstick.
_________________________________
I could watch that all day.
_________________________________
Okay. Enjoy the island.
_________________________________
Maui, out.
_________________________________
No! Stop!
_________________________________
Hey! You have to put back the heart!
_________________________________
(CLUCKS)
_________________________________
Did not see that coming.
_________________________________
I am Moana of Motunui.
_________________________________
This is my canoe...
_________________________________
and you will journey to...
_________________________________
All right, get over it. We gotta move.
_________________________________
And she's back.
_________________________________
I am Moana of Motunui...
_________________________________
It was Moana, right?
_________________________________
Yes.
_________________________________
And you will restore the heart!
_________________________________
All right. I'm out.
_________________________________
Oh, come on!
_________________________________
What is your problem?
_________________________________
Are you afraid of it?
_________________________________
No! No.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
I'm not afraid.
_________________________________
Stay out of it
or you're sleeping in my armpit.
_________________________________
You, stop it.
_________________________________
That is not a heart. It is a curse.
_________________________________
The second I took it,
I got blasted outta the sky...
_________________________________
and I lost my hook.
_________________________________
Get it away from me.
_________________________________
Get this away?
_________________________________
Hey, hey, hey! I'm a demigod, okay?
_________________________________
Stop that. I will smite you!
_________________________________
You wanna get smote?
_________________________________
Smotten?
_________________________________
Listen, that thing doesn't give you
power to create life...
_________________________________
it's a homing beacon of death.
_________________________________
If you don't put it away,
bad things are gonna come for it.
_________________________________
Come for this? The heart?
_________________________________
You mean this heart right here?
_________________________________
Don't, you can't
raise your voice like that!
_________________________________
-Come and get it!
-(MAUI SHUSHING)
_________________________________
You are gonna get us killed!
_________________________________
No, I'm gonna get us to Te Fiti,
so you can put it back.
_________________________________
Thank you.
_________________________________
You're welcome.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-(GROANS)
-So, what'll it be, master?
_________________________________
You're gonna grant me
any three wishes I want, right?
_________________________________
Ah, almost.
_________________________________
There are a few provisos,
a couple of quid pro quos.
_________________________________
Like?
_________________________________
Ah, rule number one, I can't kill anybody.
_________________________________
So don't ask.
_________________________________
Rule number two.
_________________________________
I can't make anybody
fall in love with anybody else.
_________________________________
You little ponem there.
_________________________________
Rule number three. I can't bring
people back from the dead.
_________________________________
It's not a pretty picture.
I don't like doing it.
_________________________________
Other than that, you got it.
Other than that, you got it.
_________________________________
-Hmm.
-Oh!
_________________________________
Provisos? You mean limitations?
_________________________________
On wishes? Some all-powerful genie.
_________________________________
Can't even bring people
back from the dead.
_________________________________
I don't know, Abu. He probably
can't even get us out of this cave.
_________________________________
Looks like we're gonna have to
find a way out of here.
_________________________________
Excuse me?
_________________________________
Are you lookin' at me?
Did you rub my lamp?
_________________________________
Did you wake me up?
Did you bring me here?
_________________________________
And all of sudden
you're walking out on me?
_________________________________
I don't think so, not right now.
_________________________________
You're gettin' your wishes, so sit down!
_________________________________
-(ABU SCREECHES)
-In case of emergency,
_________________________________
the exits are here, here,
here, here, anywhere.
_________________________________
Keep your hands and arms
inside the carpet.
_________________________________
We're...
_________________________________
Outta here!
_________________________________
Did you see that?
_________________________________
Next stop, Olympus.
_________________________________
All right, just take it easy, champ.
_________________________________
I am ready. I want to get off this island.
_________________________________
I want to see battles and monsters.
_________________________________
-Rescue some damsels.
-(WHINNYING SIGH)
_________________________________
You know, heroic stuff.
_________________________________
-Well...
-Aw, come on! Phil!
_________________________________
Well, okay. Okay, you want a road test?
Saddle up, kid.
_________________________________
We're going to Thebes!
_________________________________
-HERCULES: So what's in Thebes?
-A lot of problems.
_________________________________
It's a big, tough town.
Good place to start buildin' a rep.
_________________________________
-(WOMAN SCREAMING)
-(WHINNYING)
_________________________________
Sounds like your basic DID,
Damsel in Distress.
_________________________________
-(GASPING)
-(EVIL LAUGHTER)
_________________________________
Not so fast, sweetheart.
_________________________________
I swear, Nessus. Put me down or I'll...
_________________________________
Whoo! I like 'em fiery!
_________________________________
-(GASPS)
-Now, remember, kid.
_________________________________
First, analyse the situation.
_________________________________
Don't just barrel in there
without thinking.
_________________________________
-(NESSUS GROWLING)
-He's losin' points for this!
_________________________________
-You don't know what you're...
-Halt!
_________________________________
Step aside, two legs.
_________________________________
Pardon me, my good sir.
_________________________________
I'll have to ask you to
release that young...
_________________________________
-Keep movin', junior.
-Lady.
_________________________________
But you...
Aren't you a damsel in distress?
_________________________________
I'm a damsel, I'm in distress.
_________________________________
I can handle this. Have a nice day.
_________________________________
Uh. (CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________
Ma'am, I'm afraid you may be
too close to the situation to realize...
_________________________________
Ohhh!
_________________________________
-What are you doin'? Get your sword!
-Sword. Right, right.
_________________________________
Rule number 15,
a hero is only as good as his weapon!
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(FISH SHRIEKING)
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
Whoa! Hold it! Hold on!
He's gotta do it on his own.
_________________________________
Come on, kid! Concentrate!
_________________________________
-Use your head!
-(WHINNYING)
_________________________________
Oh.
_________________________________
(GROWLING)
_________________________________
All right! Not bad, kid!
_________________________________
Not exactly what I had in mind,
but not bad.
_________________________________
(GROANS, COUGHS)
_________________________________
Oh, gee, miss, I'm really sorry.
That was dumb.
_________________________________
-Yeah.
-(SPLASHING)
_________________________________
Excuse me.
_________________________________
Nice work! Excelente!
_________________________________
Is Wonderboy here for real?
_________________________________
What are you talkin' about?
Of course he's real.
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
And by the way, sweet cheeks,
I'm real, too.
_________________________________
-(KISSING SOUNDS)
-Ugh!
_________________________________
Yee-hah! Yahoo!
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
(PUFFS)
_________________________________
(WHISTLING)
_________________________________
-How was that, Phil?
-Rein it in, rookie.
_________________________________
You can get away with mistakes
like those in the minor decathlons,
_________________________________
but this is the big leagues!
_________________________________
At least I beat him, didn't I?
_________________________________
Next time, don't let your guard down
because of a pair of big goo-goo eyes!
_________________________________
It's like I keep tellin' ya.
You gotta stay focused, and... You...
_________________________________
(WHINNYING)
_________________________________
-(SNORTING)
-(BLEATING)
_________________________________
Are you all right, Miss...
_________________________________
Megara. My friends call me Meg.
At least, they would if I had any friends.
_________________________________
So did they give you a name
along with all those rippling pectorals?
_________________________________
(SHY CHUCKLE)
Uh, I'm, um, uh...
_________________________________
(STAMMERING)
_________________________________
Are you always this articulate?
_________________________________
Hercules. My... (CLEARS THROAT)
My name is Hercules.
_________________________________
Hercules. I think I prefer Wonderboy.
_________________________________
So, how'd you get mixed up with the...
_________________________________
Pinhead with hooves?
Well, you know how men are.
_________________________________
They think that "No" means "Yes, " and
"Get lost" means "Take me, I'm yours."
_________________________________
(CONFUSED WHINNY)
_________________________________
Don't worry.
Shorty here can explain it to ya later.
_________________________________
(GROWLING)
_________________________________
Well, thanks for everything, Herc.
It's been a real slice.
_________________________________
Wait! Can we give you a ride?
_________________________________
(SNORTING, WHINNYING)
_________________________________
I don't think
your pinto likes me very much.
_________________________________
Pegasus? Oh, no. Don't be silly.
He'd be more than happy to... Ow.
_________________________________
(WHISTLING)
_________________________________
I'll be all right. I'm a big, tough girl.
I tie my own sandals and everything.
_________________________________
Bye-bye, Wonderboy.
_________________________________
Bye.
_________________________________
-She's something. Isn't she, Phil?
-(GROWLS)
_________________________________
Yeah. Yeah. She's really something.
_________________________________
A real pain in the patella!
_________________________________
Earth to Herc!
Come in, Herc! Come in, Herc!
_________________________________
We got a job to do, remember?
(WHISTLES)
_________________________________
Thebes is still waitin'.
_________________________________
HERCULES: Yeah. Yeah. I know.
_________________________________
Yeah, I got your Mr. Mop.
_________________________________
Watch it, twerp.
_________________________________
(MURMURING)
_________________________________
What are you looking at, weirdo?
_________________________________
Yeah, weirdo.
_________________________________
(HISSING)
_________________________________
Cabin boys should learn
to mind their own business.
_________________________________
Why? You got something to hide,
bright eyes?
_________________________________
Maybe your ears don't work so well.
_________________________________
(GRUNTS) Yeah. Ahem.
_________________________________
Too bad my nose works just fine.
_________________________________
Why, you impudent little...
_________________________________
(CREW SHOUTING)
_________________________________
-Go ahead! Slice him! Dice him!
-(FARTING NOISE)
_________________________________
Any last words, cabin boy?
_________________________________
Mr. Scroop,
_________________________________
you ever see what happens
to a fresh purp
_________________________________
when you squeeze real hard?
_________________________________
ARROW: What's all this, then?
_________________________________
You know the rules.
_________________________________
There'll be no brawling on this ship.
_________________________________
Aye-aye, sir.
_________________________________
Any further offenders
will be confined to the brig
_________________________________
for the remainder of the voyage.
_________________________________
Am I clear, Mr. Scroop?
_________________________________
Transparently.
_________________________________
SILVER: Well done, Mr. Arrow, sir!
_________________________________
A tight ship's a happy ship, sir.
_________________________________
Jimbo, I gave you a job.
_________________________________
Hey, I was doing it until that bug thing...
_________________________________
Belay that! Now, I want
this deck swabbed spotless,
_________________________________
and heaven help you
if I come back and it's not done.
_________________________________
Morph? Keep an eye on this pup,
_________________________________
and let me know if there be
any more distractions.
_________________________________
Okay. Aye-aye.
_________________________________
(CHATTERING)
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
CHARLOTTE: Prince Naveen, dear,
CHARLOTTE: Prince Naveen, dear,
I am positively mortified
_________________________________
_________________________________
you had to endure
that frog fiasco last night.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Well, when you're next in line
for the throne,
_________________________________
_________________________________
you're poised like a panther,
_________________________________
_________________________________
ready to expect the unexpected.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(BOTH SNARL)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Your ear?
_________________________________
_________________________________
What? Oh!
_________________________________
_________________________________
(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Those pesky mosquitoes.
_________________________________
_________________________________
They're everywhere. Please.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Miss Charlotte, I can no longer ignore
the throbbing of my
_________________________________
_________________________________
heart.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Even though our time together
has been brief, it's been heavenly!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Land sakes, Prince Naveen!
_________________________________
_________________________________
You got me blushing like a...
_________________________________
_________________________________
Would you do me the honor of
becoming Princess of Maldonia?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Are you serious?
_________________________________
_________________________________
As the plague.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Yes!
_________________________________
_________________________________
I most definitely will marry you!
_________________________________
_________________________________
There's so much to plan!
I mean, the guest list,
_________________________________
_________________________________
the dress, the music,
the flowers, the shoes...
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SQUEALS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
We're going to have ourselves
a Mardi Gras wedding!
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
_________________________________
What do we do now?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Because somebody let
our froggy prince go, Larry,
_________________________________
_________________________________
I'm reduced to asking for help
from my friends on the other side.
_________________________________
(CREW GRUMBLING)
_________________________________
So, we're all here, then.
_________________________________
-Excuse me.
-Fine.
_________________________________
Now, if you pardon
my plain speaking, gentlemen,
_________________________________
are you all
_________________________________
-stark-raving, totally blinking daft?
-(CHATTERS)
_________________________________
After all me finagling getting us hired
_________________________________
as an upstanding crew,
_________________________________
you want to blow the whole mutiny
before its time?
_________________________________
The boy was sniffing about.
_________________________________
You just stick to the plan,
you bug-brained twit.
_________________________________
As for the boy, I'll run him so ragged,
_________________________________
he won't have time to think.
_________________________________
Kakamora.
_________________________________
Kaka-what?
_________________________________
Murdering little pirates.
_________________________________
Wonder what they're here for.
_________________________________
They're kinda cute.
_________________________________
Ocean!
_________________________________
Do something! Help us!
_________________________________
The ocean doesn't help you,
you help yourself!
_________________________________
Tighten the halyard. Bind the stays!
_________________________________
You can't sail?
_________________________________
I, uh...
_________________________________
I am self-taught.
_________________________________
Can't you shapeshift or something?
_________________________________
Do you see my hook?
_________________________________
No magic hook, no magic powers!
_________________________________
Their boat is turning into more boats!
_________________________________
(HORN BLOWING)
_________________________________
Yep, I just did that.
_________________________________
MOANA: No, no!
_________________________________
Heihei!
_________________________________
Maui!
_________________________________
They took the heart!
_________________________________
That's a chicken.
_________________________________
The heart is in the...
(FRUSTRATED GRUNTING)
_________________________________
We have to get him back!
_________________________________
Maui!
_________________________________
Cheeeehoooo!
_________________________________
There! Right there!
_________________________________
You're turning?
_________________________________
What are you doing?
_________________________________
Escaping!
_________________________________
The heart!
_________________________________
Forget it! You'll never get it back!
_________________________________
Besides, you got a better one.
_________________________________
Hey!
_________________________________
What am I gonna steer with?
_________________________________
They're just gonna kill ya!
_________________________________
Coconuts.
_________________________________
Got it!
_________________________________
Hey!
_________________________________
MOANA: Yeah!
_________________________________
We did it!
_________________________________
Congratulations
on not being dead, girlie.
_________________________________
You surprise me.
_________________________________
But I'm still not taking that thing back.
_________________________________
You wanna get to Te Fiti you gotta
go through a whole ocean of bad.
_________________________________
Not to mention Te Kā.
_________________________________
Lava monster?
_________________________________
Ever defeat a lava monster?
_________________________________
No. Have you?
_________________________________
I'm not going on a suicide mission
with some mortal.
_________________________________
You can't restore the heart without me...
_________________________________
and me says no.
_________________________________
I'm getting my hook.
_________________________________
End of discussion.
_________________________________
You'd be a hero.
_________________________________
That's what you're all about, right?
_________________________________
Little girl, I am a hero.
_________________________________
Maybe you were.
_________________________________
But now...
_________________________________
now you're just the guy
who stole the heart of Te Fiti.
_________________________________
The guy who cursed the world.
_________________________________
You're no one's hero.
_________________________________
(SCOFFS) No one?
_________________________________
But...
_________________________________
put this back...
_________________________________
save the world...
_________________________________
you'd be everyone's hero.
_________________________________
Maui! Maui! Maui!
_________________________________
You're so amazing!
_________________________________
We'd never make it without my hook.
Not past Te Kā.
_________________________________
Then we get your hook.
_________________________________
We get your hook, take out Te Kā,
restore the heart.
_________________________________
Unless you don't wanna be...
_________________________________
Maui, demigod of the wind and sea.
_________________________________
Hero to...
_________________________________
all.
_________________________________
First, we get my hook.
_________________________________
Then save the world.
_________________________________
Deal?
_________________________________
Deal.
_________________________________
Worth a shot.
_________________________________
Okay, we go east.
_________________________________
To the lair of Tamatoa.
_________________________________
If anyone has my hook,
it's that beady-eyed bottom-feeder.
_________________________________
Teach me to sail.
_________________________________
My job is to deliver Maui
across the great ocean.
_________________________________
I should...
_________________________________
I should be sailing.
_________________________________
It's called wayfinding, princess.
_________________________________
And it's not just sails and knots...
_________________________________
it's seeing where you're going
in your mind.
_________________________________
Knowing where you are...
_________________________________
by knowing where you've been.
_________________________________
Okay, first, I'm not a princess.
_________________________________
I am the daughter of the chief.
_________________________________
-Same difference.
-No.
_________________________________
If you wear a dress,
and you have an animal sidekick...
_________________________________
you're a princess.
_________________________________
You are not a wayfinder.
_________________________________
You will never be a wayfinder,
you will never be a...
_________________________________
Really? Blow dart in my butt cheek?
_________________________________
You are a bad person.
_________________________________
If you can talk, you can teach.
_________________________________
Wayfinding.
_________________________________
Lesson one. Hit it.
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
Pull the sheet.
_________________________________
Not the sheet.
_________________________________
No.
_________________________________
Nope.
_________________________________
Nope. No.
_________________________________
Tried that one already.
_________________________________
You're measuring the stars,
not giving the sky a high-five.
_________________________________
If the current's warm,
you're going the right way.
_________________________________
It's cold.
_________________________________
Wait, it's getting warmer. (GASPS)
_________________________________
Aah! That is disgusting!
What is wrong with you?
_________________________________
(MAUI CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
(ANIMALS TITTERING)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Aw... How cute.
_________________________________
A couple of rodents
looking for a theme park.
_________________________________
Who you callin' a rodent, sister?
I'm a bunny!
_________________________________
And I'm his gopher.
_________________________________
TOGETHER: Ta-da!
_________________________________
I thought I smelled a rat.
_________________________________
HADES: Meg?
_________________________________
Speak of the devil.
_________________________________
Meg, my little flower, my little bird,
my little nut, Meg.
_________________________________
What exactly happened here?
_________________________________
I thought you were gonna
persuade the river guardian
_________________________________
to join my team for the uprising,
_________________________________
and here I am,
kind of river guardian-less.
_________________________________
I gave it my best shot,
but he made me an offer I had to refuse.
_________________________________
Fine. So, instead of subtracting
two years from your sentence,
_________________________________
hey, I'm gonna add two on, okay?
_________________________________
Give that your best shot.
_________________________________
It wasn't my fault.
It was this wonderboy, Hercules.
_________________________________
Hercules?
Why does that name ring a bell?
_________________________________
I don't know.
Maybe we owe him money?
_________________________________
-What was that name again?
-Hercules.
_________________________________
He comes on with
this big, innocent farm boy routine,
_________________________________
but I could see through that
in a Peloponnesian minute.
_________________________________
Wait a minute.
_________________________________
Wasn't Hercules the name
of that kid we were supposed to...
_________________________________
-Oh, my gods!
-Oh, my gods!
_________________________________
-Run for it!
-(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
So you took care of him, huh?
_________________________________
Dead as a door nail.
_________________________________
Weren't those your exact words?
_________________________________
This might be a different Hercules.
_________________________________
Yeah! I mean, Hercules
is a very popular name nowadays!
_________________________________
Remember, like, a few years ago,
every other boy was named Jason,
_________________________________
and the girls were all named Brittany?
_________________________________
I'm about to rearrange the cosmos,
_________________________________
and the one schlemiel who can louse
it up is waltzing around in the woods!
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
Wait. Wait, big guy.
_________________________________
-We can still cut in on his waltzing.
-That's right!
_________________________________
And at least we made him mortal.
That's a good thing.
_________________________________
Didn't we?
_________________________________
Hmm.
_________________________________
Fortunately for the three of you,
_________________________________
we still have time to correct
this rather egregious oversight.
_________________________________
And this time, no foul-ups.
_________________________________
SULTAN: Jafar, this is an outrage.
_________________________________
If it weren't for all your years
of loyal service...
_________________________________
From now on, you are to discuss
sentencing of prisoners with me,
_________________________________
before they are beheaded.
_________________________________
I assure you, Your Highness,
it won't happen again.
_________________________________
Jasmine...
_________________________________
Jafar. Let's put this whole
messy business behind us.
_________________________________
Please.
_________________________________
My most abject and humblest apologies
to you as well, Princess.
_________________________________
At least some good will come
of my being forced to marry.
_________________________________
When I am queen,
I will have the power to get rid of you.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
_________________________________
There, now. That's nice.
All settled, then.
_________________________________
Now, Jasmine, getting back
to this suitor business... Jasmine?
_________________________________
Jasmine!
_________________________________
(GROWLS)
_________________________________
If only I had gotten that lamp.
_________________________________
"I will have the power to get rid of you."
_________________________________
(GROWLING)
To think we gotta keep kissing up
_________________________________
to that chump and his chump daughter
_________________________________
-for the rest of our lives...
-No, Iago.
_________________________________
Only until she finds a chump husband.
_________________________________
Then she'll have us banished.
_________________________________
Or beheaded.
_________________________________
BOTH: Eww!
_________________________________
Oh. Wait a minute. Jafar.
_________________________________
What if you were the chump husband?
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
Okay, you marry the princess, all right?
_________________________________
And, uh, then you become the sultan.
_________________________________
Oh.
_________________________________
Marry the shrew.
_________________________________
I become the sultan.
_________________________________
-The idea has merit.
-Yes, merit. Yes.
_________________________________
And then we drop papa-in-law
and the little woman off a cliff.
_________________________________
Yaaah!
_________________________________
Kersplat!
_________________________________
(WICKED LAUGHTER)
_________________________________
I love the way
your foul little mind works.
_________________________________
(BOTH LAUGH SINISTERLY)
_________________________________
(MORPH LAUGHS)
_________________________________
(COUGHS)
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
Well, this has been a fun day, huh?
_________________________________
Making new friends,
like that spider psycho.
_________________________________
"Spider psycho, spider psycho. "
_________________________________
Heh. A little uglier.
_________________________________
(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
_________________________________
Pretty close.
_________________________________
SILVER: Well,
_________________________________
thank heavens for little miracles.
_________________________________
Up here for an hour,
_________________________________
and the deck's still in one piece.
_________________________________
Um...
_________________________________
Look, I...
_________________________________
What you did...
_________________________________
Thanks.
_________________________________
Didn't your pop ever teach you
_________________________________
to pick your fights a bit more carefully?
_________________________________
Your father not the teachin' sort?
_________________________________
No.
_________________________________
He was more the taking off
and never coming back sort.
_________________________________
Oh.
_________________________________
Sorry, lad.
_________________________________
Hey, no big deal. I'm doing just fine.
_________________________________
Is that so?
_________________________________
Well, since the captain
has put you in my charge,
_________________________________
like it or not, I'll be pounding a few skills
_________________________________
into that thick head of yours
to keep you out of trouble.
_________________________________
-What?
-From now on,
_________________________________
I'm not letting you out of me sight.
_________________________________
You can't do...
_________________________________
You won't so much as eat, sleep,
_________________________________
or scratch your bum without my say-so.
_________________________________
Don't do me any favors!
_________________________________
You can be sure of that, my lad.
_________________________________
You can be sure of that.
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
Put some elbow into it.
_________________________________
I am a question to the woeld
_________________________________
Not an answer to be heard
_________________________________
Or a moment that's held in your arms
_________________________________
And what do you think you'd ever say
_________________________________
I won't listen anyway
_________________________________
You don't know me
_________________________________
And I'll never be
what you want me to be
_________________________________
And what do you think
you'd understand?
_________________________________
I'm a boy, no, I'm a man
_________________________________
You can take me and throw me away
_________________________________
And how can you learn
what's never shown
_________________________________
Yeah, you stand here on your own
_________________________________
They don't know me
_________________________________
'Cause I'm not here
_________________________________
And I want a moment to be real
_________________________________
Want to touch things I don't feel
_________________________________
Want to hold on and feel I belong
_________________________________
And how can the world
want me to change
_________________________________
They're the ones that stay the same
_________________________________
They don't know me
_________________________________
But I'm still here
_________________________________
And you see the things they never see
_________________________________
All you wanted I could be
_________________________________
Now you know me
_________________________________
And I'm not afraid
_________________________________
And I want to tell you who I am
_________________________________
Can you help me be a man?
_________________________________
They can't break me
_________________________________
As long as I know who I am
_________________________________
They can't tell me who to be
_________________________________
'Cause I'm not what they see
_________________________________
Yeah, the woeld is still sleeping
_________________________________
While I keep on dreaming for me
_________________________________
And the words
are just whispers and lies
_________________________________
That I'll never believe
_________________________________
And I want a moment to be real
_________________________________
Want to touch things I don't feel
_________________________________
Want to hold on and feel I belong
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
How can you say I never change?
_________________________________
They're the ones that stay the same
_________________________________
I'm the one now
_________________________________
'Cause I'm still here
_________________________________
I'm the one son still here
_________________________________
I'm still here
_________________________________
(PULLEY SQUEAKING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
You having a little trouble there?
_________________________________
Get away from me.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Oh, Jimbo.
_________________________________
If I could maneuver a skiff
like that when I was your age,
_________________________________
they'd be bowing in the streets
when I walked by today.
_________________________________
"Bowing in the streets."
_________________________________
I don't know.
_________________________________
They weren't exactly singing
my praises when I left home.
_________________________________
-Heh. Whew.
-"Whew."
_________________________________
But I'm gonna change all that.
_________________________________
Are you now? How so?
_________________________________
Uh...
_________________________________
I got some plans.
_________________________________
Gonna make people
see me a little different.
_________________________________
Ooh.
_________________________________
Sometimes plans go astray.
_________________________________
Not this time.
_________________________________
Hmm.
_________________________________
Ooh...
_________________________________
(CHATTERS)
_________________________________
Oh. Thank you, Morphy.
_________________________________
So, how'd that happen anyway?
_________________________________
You give up a few things
chasing a dream.
_________________________________
Was it worth it?
_________________________________
Heh.
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
I'm hoping it is, Jimbo.
_________________________________
I most surely am.
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
(SHIP GROANS)
_________________________________
What the devil?
_________________________________
Good heavens.
_________________________________
The star Pelusa,
_________________________________
it's gone supernova!
_________________________________
Evasive action, Mr. Turnbuckle!
_________________________________
Aye-aye, Captain.
_________________________________
All hands, fasten your lifelines!
_________________________________
(SHOUTING)
_________________________________
Mr. Arrow, secure those sails!
_________________________________
Secure all sails!
_________________________________
Reef them down, men!
_________________________________
Yeah, baby! Ba-boom!
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
-Aah!
-Silver!
_________________________________
Whoa. Thanks, lad.
_________________________________
(YELLING)
_________________________________
Captain, the star!
_________________________________
It's devolving into a... (GASPS)
_________________________________
A black hole!
_________________________________
We're being pulled in! Ohh!
_________________________________
No, you don't, you...
_________________________________
Blast these waves!
They're so deucedly erratic!
_________________________________
No, Captain. They're not erratic at all.
_________________________________
There'll be one more
in precisely 47.2 seconds,
_________________________________
followed by the biggest
magilla of them all!
_________________________________
Of course! Brilliant, Doctor!
_________________________________
We'll ride that last magilla out of here.
_________________________________
All sails secured, Captain!
_________________________________
Good man!
Now release them immediately!
_________________________________
Aye, Captain. You heard her, men.
_________________________________
Unfurl those sails.
_________________________________
-What?
-But we just finished...
_________________________________
-Tying them down!
-Make up your blooming minds!
_________________________________
Mr. Hawkins,
_________________________________
make sure all lifelines
are secured good and tight!
_________________________________
Aye-aye, Captain.
_________________________________
Lifelines secured, Captain!
_________________________________
Very good!
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Aah!
_________________________________
DOPPLER: Captain, the last wave!
_________________________________
Here it comes!
_________________________________
Hold on to your lifelines, gents!
_________________________________
It's gonna be a bumpy ride!
_________________________________
(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________
(BOOMING)
_________________________________
Oof!
_________________________________
(CREW LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(CHEERING)
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
Captain! That... Oh, my goodness.
That was...
_________________________________
That was absolutely...
That was the most...
_________________________________
Oh, tish-tosh. Actually, Doctor,
_________________________________
your astronomical advice
was most helpful.
_________________________________
Well, uh, uh, thank you.
Thank you very much.
_________________________________
Well, I have a lot of help
to offer anatomically...
_________________________________
Amanamonically... Astronomically.
_________________________________
Well, I must congratulate you,
Mr. Silver.
_________________________________
It seems your cabin boy
_________________________________
did a bang-up job with those lifelines.
_________________________________
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
_________________________________
All hands accounted for, Mr. Arrow?
_________________________________
Mr. Arrow?
_________________________________
I'm afraid Mr. Arrow has been lost.
_________________________________
His lifeline was not secured.
_________________________________
No, I checked them all.
_________________________________
I... I did. I checked them all.
They were secure.
_________________________________
I swear.
_________________________________
Mr. Arrow was
_________________________________
(CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________
a fine spacer,
_________________________________
finer than most of us
could ever hope to be,
_________________________________
but he knew the risks, as do we all.
_________________________________
Resume your posts. We carry on.
_________________________________
(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________
It weren't your fault, you know.
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
Why, half the crew would be
spinning in that black abyss...
_________________________________
Look, don't you get it? I screwed up!
_________________________________
For two seconds, I thought that maybe
_________________________________
I could do something right, but...
_________________________________
Aagh! I just...
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
Just forget it. Forget it.
_________________________________
Now, you listen to me, James Hawkins.
_________________________________
You got the makings of greatness in ya,
_________________________________
but you gotta take the helm
and chart your own course.
_________________________________
Stick to it, no matter the squalls,
_________________________________
and when the time comes
you get the chance
_________________________________
to really test the cut of your sails
_________________________________
and show what you're made of,
well, I hope I'm there
_________________________________
catching some of the light
coming off ya that day.
_________________________________
(SNIFFLES)
_________________________________
(SOBS SOFTLY)
_________________________________
There, there.
_________________________________
Lad, it's all right, Jimbo.
_________________________________
It's all right.
_________________________________
Now, Jim, I...
_________________________________
I best be getting about my watch,
_________________________________
and you best be getting some shut-eye.
_________________________________
(CHATTERING)
_________________________________
Getting in too deep here, Morphy.
_________________________________
Next thing ya know,
they'll be saying I've gone soft.
Poor child. Poor, sweet child.
_________________________________
She has a very serious problem.
_________________________________
If only there were
something we could do.
_________________________________
But there is something.
_________________________________
Who... Who are you?
_________________________________
Don't be scared.
_________________________________
We represent someone
who can help you.
who can help you.
_________________________________
Someone who can make
all your dreams come true.
_________________________________
BOTH: Just imagine...
_________________________________
You and your prince...
_________________________________
BOTH: Together forever.
_________________________________
I don't understand.
I don't understand.
_________________________________
Ursula has great powers.
_________________________________
(GASPS) The sea witch?
_________________________________
Why, that's... I couldn't possibly.
_________________________________
No! Get out of here. Leave me alone!
_________________________________
Suit yourself.
_________________________________
That was only a suggestion.
_________________________________
Wait.
_________________________________
BOTH: Yes?
_________________________________
-(SNIFFLES) Poor Ariel.
-I didn't mean to tell.
_________________________________
It was an accident. (MUTTERS)
_________________________________
Ariel? Where are you going?
_________________________________
Ariel, what are you doing here
with this riffraff?
_________________________________
I'm going to see Ursula.
_________________________________
(GASPS) Ariel, no! No!
She's a demon. She's a monster.
_________________________________
Why don't you go tell my father?
You're good at that.
_________________________________
But... But, I...
_________________________________
Come on!
_________________________________
Come on!
_________________________________
BOTH: This way.
_________________________________
(CREATURES MOAN)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(PANTS)
_________________________________
URSULA: Come in. Come in, my child.
URSULA: Come in. Come in, my child.
_________________________________
We mustn't lurk in doorways. It's rude.
_________________________________
One might question
your upbringing. (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Now, then, you're here
_________________________________
because you have a thing
for this human, this prince fellow.
for this human, this prince fellow.
_________________________________
Not that I blame you.
He is quite a catch, isn't he?
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Well, angelfish,
_________________________________
the solution to your problem is simple.
_________________________________
The only way to get what you want
_________________________________
is to become a human yourself.
_________________________________
(GASPS) Can you do that?
_________________________________
My dear, sweet child. That's what I do.
_________________________________
It's what I live for.
_________________________________
To help unfortunate merfolk,
like yourself,
_________________________________
poor souls with no one else to turn to.
_________________________________
(SINGING) I admit that in the past
I've been a nasty
_________________________________
They weren't kidding when
they called me, well, a witch
_________________________________
But you'll find that nowadays
I've mended all my ways
_________________________________
Repented, seen the light
and made a switch
_________________________________
True? Yes.
_________________________________
And I fortunately know a little magic
_________________________________
It's a talent that
I always have possessed
_________________________________
And here lately, please don't laugh,
I use it on behalf
I use it on behalf
_________________________________
Of the miserable, lonely and depressed
_________________________________
Pathetic.
_________________________________
Poor unfortunate souls
_________________________________
In pain, in need
_________________________________
This one longing to be thinner
That one wants to get the girl
_________________________________
And do I help them?
Yes, indeed
Yes, indeed
_________________________________
Those poor, unfortunate souls
_________________________________
So sad, so true
So sad, so true
_________________________________
They come flocking to my cauldron
Crying spells, Ursula, please
_________________________________
And I help them
Yes, I do
_________________________________
Now it's happened once or twice
_________________________________
Someone couldn't pay the price
_________________________________
And I'm afraid I had to
rake 'em across the coals
_________________________________
Yes, I've had the odd complaint
_________________________________
But on the whole I've been a saint
_________________________________
To those poor unfortunate souls
_________________________________
Now, here's the deal.
_________________________________
I will make you a potion that will turn
you into a human for three days.
you into a human for three days.
_________________________________
Got that? Three days.
_________________________________
Now, listen, this is important.
_________________________________
Before the sun sets on the third day,
_________________________________
you've got to get
dear old princie to fall in love with you.
dear old princie to fall in love with you.
_________________________________
That is, he's got to kiss you.
_________________________________
Not just any kiss, the kiss of true love.
_________________________________
If he does kiss you
before the sun sets on the third day,
before the sun sets on the third day,
_________________________________
you'll remain human permanently.
_________________________________
But if he doesn't,
you'll turn back into a mermaid,
you'll turn back into a mermaid,
_________________________________
and you belong to me!
_________________________________
No, Ariel! (MUFFLED)
_________________________________
Have we got a deal?
_________________________________
If I become human,
_________________________________
I'll never be with
my father or sisters again.
_________________________________
That's right!
_________________________________
But you'll have your man.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) Life's full
of tough choices, isn't it?
of tough choices, isn't it?
_________________________________
(CACKLES)
_________________________________
Oh! And there is one more thing.
_________________________________
We haven't discussed
the subject of payment.
_________________________________
You can't get something
for nothing, you know.
for nothing, you know.
_________________________________
-But I don't have any...
-I'm not asking much.
_________________________________
Just a token really, a trifle.
You'll never even miss it.
_________________________________
What I want from you is
_________________________________
your voice.
_________________________________
your voice.
_________________________________
-My voice?
-You've got it, sweetcakes.
_________________________________
No more talking, singing. Zip!
_________________________________
But without my voice, how can I...
_________________________________
You'll have your looks, your pretty face.
_________________________________
And don't underestimate the
importance of body language!
_________________________________
Ha!
_________________________________
(SINGING) The men up there
don't like a lot of blabber
_________________________________
They think a girl who gossips is a bore
_________________________________
Yes, on land it's much preferred
for ladies not to say a word
_________________________________
And, after all, dear
What is idle prattle for?
_________________________________
Come on, they're not all that
impressed with conversation
_________________________________
True gentlemen avoid it when they can
_________________________________
But they dote and swoon and fawn
On a lady who's withdrawn
_________________________________
It's she who holds her tongue
who gets her man
_________________________________
Come on, you poor unfortunate soul
_________________________________
Go ahead, make your choice
_________________________________
I'm a very busy woman
and I haven't got all day
and I haven't got all day
_________________________________
It won't cost much, just your voice
_________________________________
Ya poor, unfortunate soul
_________________________________
It's sad, but true
_________________________________
If you want to cross a bridge, my sweet
you've got to pay the toll
you've got to pay the toll
_________________________________
Take a gulp and take a breath
and go ahead and sign the scroll
_________________________________
Flotsam, Jetsam
Now I've got her, boys
_________________________________
The boss is on a roll
_________________________________
This poor, unfortunate soul
_________________________________
Beluga, sevruga
_________________________________
Come, winds of the Caspian Sea
_________________________________
Larynxis, glossitis
Et max laryngitis
_________________________________
La voce to me
_________________________________
Now, sing!
_________________________________
(VOCALIZES)
_________________________________
Keep singing!
_________________________________
(VOCALIZING CONTINUES)
_________________________________
(CACKLES)
_________________________________
Thank you for choosing Magic Carpet
for all your travel needs.
_________________________________
Don't stand until the rug
has come to a complete stop.
_________________________________
Thank you. Goodbye now.
Good-bye. Thank you.
_________________________________
Well, how about that,
Mr. Doubting Mustafa?
_________________________________
Oh, you sure showed me.
Now, about my three wishes.
_________________________________
Dost mine ears deceive me?
_________________________________
Three? You are down by one, boy.
_________________________________
Ah, no. I never actually wished
to get out of the cave.
_________________________________
You did that on your own.
_________________________________
Well, I feel sheepish.
_________________________________
All right, you bad boy,
but no more freebies.
_________________________________
Fair deal. So, three wishes.
_________________________________
I want them to be good.
_________________________________
What would you wish for?
_________________________________
Me?
_________________________________
No one's ever asked me that before.
_________________________________
Well, in my case... Ah, forget it.
_________________________________
-What?
-No, I can't. I...
_________________________________
Come on. Tell me.
_________________________________
Freedom.
_________________________________
You're a prisoner?
_________________________________
It's all part and parcel
of the whole genie gig.
_________________________________
Phenomenal cosmic powers...
_________________________________
Itty bitty living space.
_________________________________
Genie, that's terrible.
_________________________________
But, oh, to be free...
_________________________________
Not have to go,
"Poof. What do you need?
_________________________________
"Poof. What do you need?
Poof. What do you need?"
_________________________________
To be my own master.
_________________________________
Such a thing would be greater
than all the magic
_________________________________
and all the treasures in all the world.
_________________________________
But what am I talking about?
_________________________________
Let's get real here.
It's not gonna happen.
_________________________________
Genie, wake up and smell the hummus.
_________________________________
Why not?
_________________________________
The only way I get outta this
is if my master wishes me out.
_________________________________
So you can guess how often
that's happened.
_________________________________
I'll do it. I'll set you free.
_________________________________
-Uh-huh, yeah, right.
-No, really, I promise.
_________________________________
After I make my first two wishes,
_________________________________
I'll use my third wish to set you free.
_________________________________
Well, here's hopin'. All right.
_________________________________
Let's make some magic.
_________________________________
So how 'bout it?
What is it you want most?
_________________________________
Well, there's this girl.
_________________________________
Wrong.
_________________________________
I can't make anybody
fall in love, remember?
_________________________________
Oh, but, Genie,
she's smart and fun and...
_________________________________
-Pretty?
-Beautiful.
_________________________________
She's got these eyes that just...
And this hair. Wow.
_________________________________
And her smile... (SIGHS)
_________________________________
Ami.
_________________________________
C'est l'amour.
_________________________________
But she's the princess.
_________________________________
To even have a chance, I'd have to be...
_________________________________
Hey, can you make me a prince?
_________________________________
Let's see here.
_________________________________
Chicken à la king? Nope.
_________________________________
Alaskan king crab.
Ow. I hate it when they do that.
_________________________________
Caesar salad. Ah! Et tu, Brute? No.
_________________________________
Aha. "To make a prince."
_________________________________
Is that an official wish?
Say the magic words.
_________________________________
Genie, I wish for you
to make me a prince.
_________________________________
All right!
_________________________________
Yo, yo! Woof! Woof!
_________________________________
First, that fez-and-vest combo
is much too third century.
_________________________________
These patches.
What are we trying to say, beggar?
_________________________________
No. Let's work with me here.
_________________________________
Ooh. I like it. Muy macho.
_________________________________
Now, it still needs something.
What does it say to me?
_________________________________
It says mode of transportation.
_________________________________
Excuse me, monkey boy.
Aquí. Over here.
_________________________________
-Uh-oh.
-GENIE: Here he comes.
_________________________________
What better way to make your
entrance on the streets of Agrabah
_________________________________
than riding
your very own, brand-new camel?
_________________________________
Watch out. They spit.
_________________________________
Mmm. Not enough.
_________________________________
Still not enough.
Let's see. What do you need?
_________________________________
Yes!
_________________________________
Esalalumbo shimin Dumbo.
_________________________________
-Whoa!
-(TRUMPETS)
_________________________________
Talk about your trunk space.
Check this action out.
_________________________________
(TRUMPETS)
_________________________________
(FRIGHTENED MONKEY NOISES)
_________________________________
Abu, you look good.
_________________________________
GENIE: He's got the outfit.
He's got the elephant.
_________________________________
But we're not through yet.
_________________________________
Hang on to your turban, kid.
We're gonna make you a star.
_________________________________
(CREW SNORING)
_________________________________
(MUTTERING)
_________________________________
(FART NOISES)
_________________________________
Uh-oh! Oh! Ugh!
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
Morph?
_________________________________
Morph, knock it off. It's too early for this.
_________________________________
Ow! Hey, Morph!
_________________________________
Pbbt!
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
-Hey, come back here!
-"Come back here!"
_________________________________
Gotcha!
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
That's it, you little squid.
_________________________________
"You little squid. You little squid.
_________________________________
"Squid. Squid. Squid. Squid. "
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Ha!
_________________________________
Busted!
_________________________________
Look, what we're saying is,
we're sick of all this waiting.
_________________________________
There's only three of them left.
_________________________________
We are wanting to move.
_________________________________
We don't move till
we got the treasure in hand.
_________________________________
I say we kill 'em all now.
_________________________________
I say what's to say!
_________________________________
Disobey my orders again,
_________________________________
like that stunt you pulled with Mr. Arrow,
_________________________________
and so help me, you'll be joining him!
_________________________________
Strong talk, but I know otherwise.
_________________________________
SILVER:
You got something to say, Scroop?
_________________________________
It's that boy.
_________________________________
Methinks you have a soft spot for him.
_________________________________
SAILORS: Yeah.
_________________________________
Now, mark me, the lot of ya.
_________________________________
I care about one thing,
and one thing only!
_________________________________
Flint's trove.
_________________________________
You think I'd risk it all for the sake
_________________________________
of some nose-wiping little whelp?
_________________________________
SCROOP: What was it now?
_________________________________
"Oh, you got the makings
of greatness in ya. "
_________________________________
Shut your yap!
_________________________________
I cozied up to that kid
to keep him off our scent.
_________________________________
But I ain't gone soft.
_________________________________
ONUS: Land ho!
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
There it is!
_________________________________
Feast eyes and click heels,
if you got 'em.
_________________________________
Where the devil's me glass?
_________________________________
Jimbo.
_________________________________
Playing games, are we?
_________________________________
Yeah.
_________________________________
Yeah, we're playing games.
_________________________________
Oh, I see. Well, I was
never much good at games.
_________________________________
Always hated to lose. (CLICK)
_________________________________
Hmm.
_________________________________
-Me, too!
-Aah!
_________________________________
Right-o.
_________________________________
Ohh. Blast it all.
_________________________________
(BLOWS WHISTLE)
_________________________________
Change in plan, lads!
_________________________________
We move now!
_________________________________
(CHEERING)
_________________________________
Strike our colors, Mr. Onus.
_________________________________
With pleasure, Captain.
_________________________________
(ROARS)
_________________________________
Pirates on my ship?
I'll see they all hang.
_________________________________
Doctor, familiar with these?
_________________________________
Oh, I've seen... Well, I've read...
_________________________________
Uh, no. No. No, I'm not.
_________________________________
Ooh.
_________________________________
Mr. Hawkins! Defend this with your life.
_________________________________
Morph! Give me that!
_________________________________
You're taking all day about it.
_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________
Stop them!
_________________________________
DOPPLER: Aah, aah, aah. Oof!
_________________________________
Hey, you!
_________________________________
To the longboats, quickly!
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
Yeah!
_________________________________
Morph! No!
_________________________________
Chew on this, you pus-filled boils!
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Did you actually aim for that?
_________________________________
You know, actually, I did.
_________________________________
(GEARS TURNING)
_________________________________
Oh, blast it.
_________________________________
Doctor, when I say "now,"
shoot out the forward cable.
_________________________________
I'll take this one.
_________________________________
JIM: Morph, here! Morph!
_________________________________
SILVER: Morph!
_________________________________
Morphy, come here. (WHISTLES)
_________________________________
Morph. Morph. Bring it here.
Morph, come here.
_________________________________
Come here. Come here, boy.
Come to your dad.
_________________________________
JIM: Come here, boy. Morph!
_________________________________
-Come on!
-Morph! Morph, here!
_________________________________
-SILVER: Morphy!
-Morph!
_________________________________
(GROANS) Ohh.
_________________________________
(POWERS UP)
_________________________________
(BEEPING)
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
Now!
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
Jim!
_________________________________
Parameters met. Hydraulics engaged.
_________________________________
That's it! Come to papa!
_________________________________
Hold your fire! We'll lose the map!
_________________________________
Captain! Laser ball at 12 o'clock!
_________________________________
-Whoa!
-Aah!
_________________________________
(CREAKING)
_________________________________
Ow.
_________________________________
Oh, my goodness.
_________________________________
That was more fun than
I ever want to have again.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
That's not one of
my gossamer landings.
_________________________________
Captain!
_________________________________
Oh. Ooh.
_________________________________
Oh, don't fuss.
_________________________________
Uh... uh...
_________________________________
Slight bruising. That's all.
_________________________________
Cup of tea, and I'll be right as rain.
_________________________________
Mr. Hawkins.
_________________________________
The map, if you please.
_________________________________
Ah.
_________________________________
-(GIGGLING)
-Morph!
_________________________________
Morph, where's the map?
_________________________________
Are you serious? It's back on the ship?
_________________________________
Stifle that blob and get low.
_________________________________
We've got company.
_________________________________
We need a more defensible position.
_________________________________
Mr. Hawkins, scout ahead.
_________________________________
Aye, Captain.
_________________________________
Unh!
_________________________________
Steady, steady.
_________________________________
Now, let's have a look at that.
_________________________________
Now, this restaurant of yours,
is it going to have étouffée?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Jambalaya, gumbo.
It's going to have it all.
_________________________________
_________________________________
I've always wanted to try red beans
and rice, muffulettas, po' boys.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Stop, Louis.
_________________________________
_________________________________
You two are making me so very hungry.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Interesting.
_________________________________
_________________________________
What are you doing?
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SOFTLY) Shh!
You are frightening the food.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
This is harder than it looks.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
What? Oh, no. No, no, no.
_________________________________
_________________________________
There is no way I am kissing a frog
and eating a bug on the same day.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SHOUTS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(MUFFLED) No! No, no.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Hello.
-Hold still.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Stop moving!
You are making this very difficult!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Y'all find anything to eat yet? Oh, my.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Hang on. Old Louis got it covered.
_________________________________
NAVEEN: No, no...
TIANA: Don't...
_________________________________
NAVEEN: No, no...
TIANA: Don't...
_________________________________
LOUIS: How's that?
LOUIS: How's that?
_________________________________
This could be a little better.
_________________________________
_________________________________
You know what this needs?
_________________________________
_________________________________
A sharp stick! Be right back.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SCATTING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
-This is all your fault.
-My fault? My fault...
_________________________________
_________________________________
Let me tell you something.
I was having a wonderful time until...
_________________________________
_________________________________
Coo! Well, looky here!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Girl, I guess you and your boyfriend
got a little carried away. Am I right?
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Oh, no, no!
-Do not be ridiculous!
_________________________________
_________________________________
-He's not my boyfriend!
-I am the Prince of Maldonia!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Let me shine a little light
on the situation.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(FARTS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Excuse me. One more time now.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
That's more better. Yeah.
_________________________________
_________________________________
It's okay, baby. I don't explode me.
_________________________________
_________________________________
I ain't no firecracker!
_________________________________
_________________________________
I just got my big butt glowing!
That's right!
_________________________________
_________________________________
The women like a man
with a big back porch!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Lord, you done this up
real good, for sure.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Now where this go to at?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Hang on, Cap.
I'm just going to give a little twist here.
_________________________________
_________________________________
We're getting to know each other now!
_________________________________
_________________________________
(RAY WHOOPS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SINGING) Won't you catch a fish?
Catch one, catch two
Catch one, catch two
_________________________________
(MECHANICAL WHIRRING)
_________________________________
(MECHANICAL WHIRRING)
_________________________________
We're back in the bayou
'round fishin' time
'round fishin' time
_________________________________
(BOTH SCREAM)
_________________________________
(BOTH SCREAM)
_________________________________
It's about time I introduce myself.
_________________________________
_________________________________
My name Raymond,
but everybody call me, "Ray."
_________________________________
_________________________________
Pardon me, but your accent,
it's funny, no?
_________________________________
_________________________________
I'm a Cajun, brah.
Born and bred in the bayou.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Y'all must be new around here, huh?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Actually, we are from a place
far, far away from this world.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Go to bed! Y'all from Shreveport?
_________________________________
_________________________________
No. No, no, no. We are people.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Prince Charming here
got himself turned into a frog
_________________________________
_________________________________
by a voodoo witch doctor.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Well, there you go.
_________________________________
_________________________________
And we were on our way
to Mama Odie's.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-We think maybe she can...
-Whoa, whoa, whoa.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Mama Odie? Y'all headed
the wrong directional, chére.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Now what kind of chucklehead
told y'all to go this way?
_________________________________
_________________________________
I found a stick!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Louis.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Ray here says you've been taking us
in the wrong direction.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
_________________________________
_________________________________
I was... Well, listen.
_________________________________
_________________________________
I was confused by the topography
and the geography
_________________________________
_________________________________
and the choreography and...
_________________________________
_________________________________
First rule of the bayou,
never take direction from a gator.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(WHISTLES)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Why, me and my relationals
will help show y'all the way.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Hey, Cousin Randy!
You ready for a little bayou zydeco?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Ready when you are, Cousin Ray.
_________________________________
_________________________________
All right, Lulu. Let's get to it, darling.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(PLAYING UPBEAT MUSIC)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Come on, chére!
Just follow the bouncing butt!
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SINGING) We're gonna take you there
We're gonna take you there
We're gonna take you there
_________________________________
We're gonna take you all the way there
We're gonna take you all the way there
_________________________________
Gonna take you there
We're gonna take you there
Gonna take you there
We're gonna take you there
_________________________________
We're gonna take you all the way
We're gonna take you all the way
_________________________________
Oh, yeah!
_________________________________
Oh, yeah!
_________________________________
Goin' down the bayou
Goin' down the bayou
_________________________________
Goin' down the bayou
_________________________________
Goin' down the bayou
Takin' you all the way
_________________________________
Takin' you all the way
_________________________________
We got the whole family.
_________________________________
_________________________________
There goes Mimi, Cousin Beaudreaux.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Oh, Grandmama! Your light out!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Hmm?
_________________________________
_________________________________
We all gonna pull together
Down here that's how we do
Down here that's how we do
_________________________________
Me for them and them for me
_________________________________
Me for them and them for me
_________________________________
We all be there for you
_________________________________
_________________________________
We goin' take ya
We goin' take ya
We goin' take ya
_________________________________
We goin' take ya all the way there
We goin' take ya all the way there
_________________________________
We know where you're goin'
and we're goin' with you
We know where you're goin'
and we're goin' with you
_________________________________
Takin' you all the way
Takin' you all the way
_________________________________
Goin' down the bayou
Goin' down the bayou
Goin' down the bayou
_________________________________
_________________________________
Goin' down the bayou
_________________________________
_________________________________
Takin' you all...
_________________________________
Yeah, you know!
_________________________________
Yeah, you know!
_________________________________
Come on, y'all!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Keep that line flowin'
and the lights a-glowin'!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Yeah, you're right!
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
We're here?
_________________________________
See, told you I could do it!
_________________________________
Motunui?
_________________________________
I'm home?
_________________________________
-TUI: Moana!
-Dad?
_________________________________
SINA: Moana!
_________________________________
Mom?
_________________________________
Help!
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
Moana!
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
MAUI: Enjoy your beauty rest?
_________________________________
You know,
a real wayfinder never sleeps...
_________________________________
so they actually get
where they need to go.
_________________________________
Muscle up, buttercup.
_________________________________
We're here.
_________________________________
You're sure this guy's gonna
have your hook?
_________________________________
Tamatoa? Oh, he'll have it.
_________________________________
He's a scavenger. Collects stuff.
Thinks it makes him look cool.
_________________________________
Ah!
_________________________________
And for Tamatoa, trust me...
_________________________________
my hook is the coolest collectible.
_________________________________
And he lives up there?
_________________________________
No, no, no.
_________________________________
That's just the entrance...
_________________________________
to Lalotai.
_________________________________
(GASPS) Lalotai?
_________________________________
Realm of monsters?
_________________________________
We're going to the realm of monsters?
_________________________________
We? No. Me.
_________________________________
You are gonna stay here
with the other chicken. (CLUCKING)
_________________________________
That's what I'm talking about.
Gimme some.
_________________________________
Come on. That was a good one.
How do you not get it?
_________________________________
I called her a chicken,
there's a chicken on the boat.
_________________________________
I know she's human,
but that's not the...
_________________________________
You know what? Forget it. Forget it!
_________________________________
I'm not explaining it to you.
_________________________________
'Cause then it's not funny.
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(MOANA GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
So, daughter of the chief...
_________________________________
I thought you stayed in the village.
_________________________________
You know, kissing babies and things.
_________________________________
Hey, I'm just trying to understand...
_________________________________
why your people decided to send...
_________________________________
How do I phrase this? You.
_________________________________
My people didn't send me.
_________________________________
The ocean did.
_________________________________
The ocean?
_________________________________
Makes sense.
_________________________________
You're what, eight? Can't sail.
_________________________________
Obvious choice.
_________________________________
It chose me for a reason.
_________________________________
If the ocean's so smart...
_________________________________
why didn't it just take the heart
back to Te Fiti itself?
_________________________________
Or bring me my hook?
_________________________________
The ocean's straight up kooky-dooks.
_________________________________
But I'm sure it's not wrong about you.
_________________________________
You're the Chosen One!
_________________________________
The ocean chose you for a reason.
_________________________________
If you start singing,
I'm gonna throw up.
_________________________________
So, not seeing an entrance.
_________________________________
Yes, because it only appears...
_________________________________
after a human sacrifice.
_________________________________
Kidding. (LAUGHS)
_________________________________
So serious.
_________________________________
(COUGHING)
_________________________________
(SHOUTING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
_________________________________
Don't worry...
_________________________________
it's a lot farther down than it looks.
_________________________________
Cheeeehoooo!
_________________________________
I am still falling!
_________________________________
(WATER SPLASHES)
_________________________________
You can do this.
_________________________________
Go!
_________________________________
(SNIFFING)
_________________________________
(HOWLING, BARKING)
_________________________________
The thrill of the hunt, eh, Dawson?
_________________________________
A-ha! (STUTTERING)
Quite!
_________________________________
Hoo-hoo! Our peg-legged quarry
can't be far now.
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
"Get the following.
_________________________________
"Tools." Check. I got tools.
"Gears." Double-check. I got gears.
_________________________________
"Girl." No, didn't get girl. "Uniforms."
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) I got plenty uniforms.
_________________________________
-(HOWLING)
-Oh, no. I gotta hide. I gotta hide.
_________________________________
I gotta hide!
_________________________________
(TOBY HOWLS)
_________________________________
Splendid job, Toby!
_________________________________
(GROWLING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
Now, Toby, sit.
_________________________________
-Toby, sit.
-Sit, Toby.
_________________________________
Good boy. If you'll excuse me.
_________________________________
You be good now.
_________________________________
We're going to find my father.
_________________________________
Wow!
_________________________________
-Is that all one town?
-One town, a million troubles.
_________________________________
The one and only Thebes.
The Big Olive itself.
_________________________________
If you can make it there,
you can make it anywhere.
_________________________________
(CROWD BUSTLING)
_________________________________
(BELL DINGS)
_________________________________
(WHISTLE BLOWING)
_________________________________
Stick with me, kid.
This city is a dangerous place.
_________________________________
-Look where you're goin', numbskull!
-Hey, I'm walkin' here!
_________________________________
You see what I mean?
I'm tellin' you, wackos.
_________________________________
MAN: Pitta bread. Pitta bread.
Get your pitta bread here.
_________________________________
Hey, Mack.
_________________________________
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
_________________________________
-You wanna buy a sundial?
-He's not interested, all right?
_________________________________
Come on, kid.
_________________________________
The end is coming! Can't you feel it?
_________________________________
Yes, yes. Thank you for the info. Yes.
We'll ponder that for a while.
_________________________________
Just stare at the sidewalk. Come on.
_________________________________
Don't make eye contact.
People here are nuts.
_________________________________
That's because
they live in a city of turmoil.
_________________________________
Trust me, kid.
_________________________________
You're gonna be
just what the doctor ordered.
_________________________________
It was tragic!
We lost everything in the fire.
_________________________________
Everything except old Snowball here.
_________________________________
(WEAK MEOW)
_________________________________
Now, were the fires
before or after the earthquake?
_________________________________
They were after the earthquake.
I remember.
_________________________________
But before the flood.
_________________________________
Don't even get me started
on the crime rate.
_________________________________
Thebes has certainly
gone downhill in a hurry.
_________________________________
OLD MAN: Tell me about it.
_________________________________
It seems like every time I turn around,
_________________________________
there's some new monster
wreaking havoc and I...
_________________________________
All we need now is a plague of locusts.
_________________________________
-(CHIRPING)
-(CROWD SCREAMING)
_________________________________
That's it! I'm movin' to Sparta!
_________________________________
HERCULES: Excuse me.
_________________________________
It, uh... (CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________
...seems to me that what
you folks need is a hero.
_________________________________
Yeah, and who are you?
_________________________________
I'm Hercules, and I happen to be a hero.
_________________________________
(CROWD LAUGHING)
_________________________________
-Is that so?
-WOMAN: (LAUGHING) A hero!
_________________________________
-Have you ever saved a town before?
-Uh, no. Not exactly, but I...
_________________________________
Have you ever
reversed a natural disaster?
_________________________________
Well, uh, no.
_________________________________
Listen to this.
He's just another chariot chaser.
_________________________________
-This we need.
-WOMAN: That's a laugh.
_________________________________
-Don't you pea brains get it?
-WOMAN: Hmm?
_________________________________
This kid is the genuine article.
_________________________________
Hey, isn't that the goat-man
who trained Achilles?
_________________________________
Watch it, pal.
_________________________________
Yeah, you're right.
_________________________________
Hey, nice job on those heels!
_________________________________
Ya missed a spot! (LAUGHING)
_________________________________
I got your heel right here!
_________________________________
I'll wipe that stupid grin
off your face! You...
_________________________________
Hey, Phil! Phil! Phil! Take it easy. Phil.
_________________________________
What are you, crazy? Sheesh!
_________________________________
Young man, we need
a professional hero, not an amateur.
_________________________________
Well, wait. Stop!
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
How am I supposed to prove myself
a hero if nobody will give me a chance?
_________________________________
You'll get your chance.
_________________________________
You just need some kind of
catastrophe or disaster.
_________________________________
MEG: (PANTING) Please.
_________________________________
Help! Please!
There's been a terrible accident!
_________________________________
-Meg?
-Speakin' of disasters.
_________________________________
Wonderboy! Hercules!
Thank goodness!
_________________________________
What's wrong?
_________________________________
Outside of town, two little boys.
They were playing in the gorge.
_________________________________
There was this terrible rockslide.
_________________________________
-They're trapped!
-Kids? Trapped?
_________________________________
Phil, this is great!
_________________________________
You're really choked up about this,
aren't ya?
_________________________________
Come on!
_________________________________
No, I... You don't...
I have this terrible fear of heights!
_________________________________
-(GROANS)
-(SNICKERS)
_________________________________
-(PANTING)
-(CROWD CHATTERING)
_________________________________
I'm right behind ya, kid! Whoo!
_________________________________
I'm way behind ya, kid.
_________________________________
(SPUTTERING) I got a fur wedgie.
_________________________________
And he sticks the landing.
_________________________________
Huh?
_________________________________
What? Dum-dum, she's not even here.
_________________________________
No mortal's gonna jump
into the realm of...
_________________________________
Huh?
_________________________________
Well, she's dead.
_________________________________
Okay, let's get my hook.
_________________________________
Ew! Ew, ew, ew, ew.
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
(SCREECHING)
_________________________________
(CREATURE GROWLING)
_________________________________
Maui's fishhook!
_________________________________
Yeah! (GROANS)
_________________________________
(GASPS) Sorry!
_________________________________
I thought you were a monster...
_________________________________
But I found your hook.
_________________________________
And, you're right, this Tamatoa guy
really likes his treasure.
_________________________________
Stay.
_________________________________
What? No. I'm the one who found...
_________________________________
Listen. For a thousand years...
_________________________________
I've only been thinking of
keeping this hair silky...
_________________________________
getting my hook...
_________________________________
and being awesome again.
_________________________________
And it's not getting screwed up
by a mortal...
_________________________________
who has no business
inside of a monster cave, except...
_________________________________
Except...
_________________________________
maybe as bait.
_________________________________
Huh?
_________________________________
Here is our friend's entrance.
_________________________________
But, Basil, how could he fit
in through such a tiny...
_________________________________
Observe, doctor.
_________________________________
Basil, you astound me!
_________________________________
Shh.
_________________________________
Oh. I... I beg your pardon...
_________________________________
Oh, my.
_________________________________
Upon my word,
I've never seen so many toys.
_________________________________
Behind any of which could lurk
a bloodthirsty assassin.
_________________________________
So please, doctor, be very careful.
_________________________________
(CREAKING)
_________________________________
(MARCHING BAND MUSIC PLAYS)
_________________________________
(STAMMERING) Oh!
_________________________________
Please!
_________________________________
(WHISPERS) Quiet.
_________________________________
(WHISPERING) Don't let this girl
out of your sight.
_________________________________
(WHISPERING)
Now, Olivia, dear, stay close.
_________________________________
Hmm...
_________________________________
Checkmate.
_________________________________
A-ha!
_________________________________
Evidence of our peg-legged adversary.
_________________________________
Mmm-hmm. Oh, oh, oh, oh.
_________________________________
-Hmm. How very odd.
-What is it, Basil?
_________________________________
Isn't it painfully obvious, doctor?
_________________________________
These dolls have been
stripped of their uniforms.
_________________________________
And not by any child, either.
_________________________________
(GASPS) Hello.
_________________________________
Someone has taken the liberty
_________________________________
of removing the clockwork mechanisms
from these toys.
_________________________________
-Basil.
-Please, I'm trying to concentrate.
_________________________________
-But Basil, I...
-(SOFT MUSIC PLAYS)
_________________________________
(BARKS)
_________________________________
(VIOLIN PLAYING)
_________________________________
(GEARS CLICKING)
_________________________________
(JACK-IN-THE-BOX LAUGHS)
_________________________________
-(WHINNYING)
-(MEG GASPING)
_________________________________
-(TRILLING WHISTLE)
-(GROANING)
_________________________________
-Are you okay?
-I'll be fine.
_________________________________
Just get me down
before I ruin the upholstery.
_________________________________
BOY 1: Help! I can't breathe!
BOY 2: (COUGHING) Hurry!
_________________________________
-Get us out!
-We're suffocating!
_________________________________
Somebody call IX-I-I! (COUGHING)
_________________________________
Easy, fellas. You'll be all right.
_________________________________
-We can't last much longer!
-We can't last much longer!
-Get us out before we get crushed!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(LIGHT APPLAUSE)
_________________________________
-How you boys doin'?
-We're okay now.
_________________________________
Jeepers, mister. You're really strong.
_________________________________
Well, try to be a little more careful
next time, okay, kids?
_________________________________
We sure will.
_________________________________
HADES: A stirring performance, boys.
_________________________________
I was really moved. (SLURPING)
_________________________________
"Jeepers, mister"?
_________________________________
I was going for innocence.
_________________________________
And, hey, two thumbs
way, way up for our leading lady.
_________________________________
What a dish. What a doll.
_________________________________
Get outta there, you big lug,
while you still can.
_________________________________
Wow!
_________________________________
The shiny, glittery cave.
_________________________________
And just like me...
_________________________________
it is covered in sparkly treasure.
_________________________________
Sparkle, sparkle, sparkle.
_________________________________
You're not selling it!
_________________________________
This is stupid!
I'm just gonna walk up and get it!
_________________________________
You go up there, he will kill you.
Just stick to the plan.
_________________________________
Oh, when he shows up,
keep him distracted.
_________________________________
Make him talk about himself.
_________________________________
He loves bragging about
how great he is.
_________________________________
You two must get along swell.
_________________________________
No, not since I ripped off his leg.
_________________________________
You ripped off his...
_________________________________
Maui?
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
What have we here?
_________________________________
It's a sparkly, shiny... Wait a minute.
_________________________________
(YELPS)
_________________________________
Ugh! It's a human!
_________________________________
What are you doing down here,
in the realm of the...
_________________________________
Just pick an eye, babe.
_________________________________
I can't concentrate
on what I'm saying if you keep...
_________________________________
Yeah, pick one, pick one!
_________________________________
You're a funny-looking little thing,
aren't you?
_________________________________
Don't! That's my gramma's!
_________________________________
"That's my gramma's!"
_________________________________
I ate my gramma!
_________________________________
And it took a week,
'cause she was absolutely humongous.
_________________________________
Why are you here?
_________________________________
'Cause you're amazing!
_________________________________
And we mortals have heard of the tale
of the crab who became a legend!
_________________________________
And I just had to know...
_________________________________
how you became so...
_________________________________
crabulous?
_________________________________
Are you just trying to get me
to talk about myself?
_________________________________
Because if you are...
_________________________________
I will gladly do so.
_________________________________
Huh?
_________________________________
In song form!
_________________________________
(SINGING) Well, Tamatoa
(SINGING) Well, Tamatoa
hasn't always been this glam
_________________________________
I was a drab little crab once
_________________________________
Now I know I can be happy as a clam
_________________________________
Because I'm beautiful, baby
_________________________________
And did your granny say
_________________________________
Listen to your heart
_________________________________
Be who you are on the inside
_________________________________
I need three words
To tear her argument apart
_________________________________
Your granny lied
_________________________________
I'd rather be shiny
_________________________________
Like a treasure
From a sunken pirate wreck
_________________________________
Scrub the deck
And make it look shiny
_________________________________
I will sparkle like a
Wealthy woman's neck
_________________________________
Just a sec
Don't ya know
_________________________________
Fish are dumb, dumb, dumb
They chase anything that glitters
_________________________________
Beginners
_________________________________
Oh, and here they come, come, come
_________________________________
To the brightest thing that glitters
_________________________________
Mm, fish dinners
_________________________________
I just love free food
_________________________________
And you look like seafood
_________________________________
MAUI: Hey, crab cake!
_________________________________
I'm back.
_________________________________
It's Maui Time!
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
What do you say, little buddy?
_________________________________
Giant hawk? Coming up!
_________________________________
Cheeeehoooo!
_________________________________
Cheeeehoooo!
_________________________________
-(GEARS CLICKING)
-(MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)
_________________________________
-(GROWLS)
-(OLIVIA SCREAMS)
_________________________________
-Olivia!
-Gotcha! (LAUGHS)
_________________________________
Quickly, doctor!
_________________________________
(HOLLERING) Look out!
_________________________________
(CREAKING)
(CREAKING)
_________________________________
(PANTING) Phil, I did great.
_________________________________
They even applauded, sort of.
_________________________________
-(GROWLING)
-Huh!
_________________________________
I hate to burst your bubble, kid,
but that ain't applause.
_________________________________
(GROWLING)
_________________________________
Phil? What do you call that thing?
_________________________________
PHIL: Two words.
_________________________________
(THUNDERING ROAR)
_________________________________
Am-scray!
_________________________________
-(MONSTER HISSING)
-(CROWD SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(ECHOING) Let's get ready to rumble!
_________________________________
That's it. Dance around! Dance around!
_________________________________
Watch the teeth. Watch the teeth.
Keep going. Come on. Come on.
_________________________________
Lead with your left.
Lead with your left! Your other left!
_________________________________
(MONSTER SNARLING)
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Whoa! (YELLING)
_________________________________
-(SWALLOWS HARD)
-(GROANING)
_________________________________
(LOUD BURP)
_________________________________
-(GROANS)
-(CROWD MUTTERING)
_________________________________
(WOMAN SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(ROARING)
_________________________________
(LOUD APPLAUSE)
_________________________________
All right! All right! You're bad! Okay!
_________________________________
See, Phil? That... That wasn't so hard.
_________________________________
Kid, kid, kid.
_________________________________
How many horns do ya see?
_________________________________
Six?
_________________________________
Eh, close enough.
Let's get you cleaned up.
_________________________________
(NERVOUS MUTTERING)
_________________________________
(GULPS)
_________________________________
Guys, guys, relax.
_________________________________
It's only half-time.
_________________________________
Well, well, well.
_________________________________
Little Maui's having
trouble with his look
_________________________________
Ya little semi-demi-mini-god
_________________________________
Ouch
What a terrible performance
_________________________________
Get the hook
Get it?
_________________________________
You don't swing it
You don't swing it
Like you used to, man
_________________________________
Yet I have to give you
Credit for my start
_________________________________
And your tattoos on the outside
_________________________________
For just like you
I made myself a work of art
_________________________________
I 'll never hide
I can't
_________________________________
I'm too shiny
_________________________________
Watch me dazzle
Like a diamond in the rough
_________________________________
Strut my stuff
Strut my stuff
My stuff is so shiny
_________________________________
Send your armies
But they'll never be enough
_________________________________
My shell's too tough
Maui, man
_________________________________
You can try, try, try
But you can't expect a demigod
_________________________________
To beat a decapod
Look it up
_________________________________
You Will die, die, die
_________________________________
Now it's time for me to take apart
_________________________________
Your achin' heart
_________________________________
Far from the ones who abandoned you
_________________________________
Chasing the love of these humans
_________________________________
Who made you feel wanted
_________________________________
You tried to be tough
_________________________________
But your armor's just not hard enough
_________________________________
Maui
Now it's time to kick your heinie
_________________________________
Ever seen someone so shiny
_________________________________
Soak it in
'Cause it's the last you'll ever see
_________________________________
C'est la vie
Mon ami
_________________________________
I'm so shiny
_________________________________
Now I eat you so
prepare your final plea
_________________________________
Just for me
_________________________________
You'll never be quite as shiny
_________________________________
You wish you were nice and shiny
_________________________________
(FAINT RUMBLING)
_________________________________
That doesn't sound good.
_________________________________
(ROARING)
_________________________________
Definitely not good!
_________________________________
(MONSTER HISSING)
_________________________________
(WHISTLING)
_________________________________
(YELLING)
_________________________________
-MOANA: Hey!
-Huh?
_________________________________
I got something shiny for ya!
_________________________________
The heart of Te Fiti.
_________________________________
You can't run from me!
_________________________________
Oh, you can. You keep surprising me.
_________________________________
There's only so far you can get
on those two little legs.
_________________________________
(YELLS)
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
The power of creation...
_________________________________
for a crustacean.
_________________________________
Where is it? Where is it?
_________________________________
We gotta go!
_________________________________
What about the heart?
_________________________________
He can have it. I've got a better one.
_________________________________
Whoa! Whoa!
_________________________________
Will you forget the head-slicing thing?
_________________________________
Hyah!
_________________________________
(YELLING)
_________________________________
Phil, I don't think we covered
this one in basic training!
_________________________________
(YELLING)
_________________________________
Yes, I have the...
_________________________________
Wait a minute.
_________________________________
I see, she's taken a barnacle
and she's covered it in...
_________________________________
bioluminescent algae as a diversion.
_________________________________
Come back here!
_________________________________
Cheeeehoooo!
_________________________________
Hey!
_________________________________
Did you like the song?
_________________________________
-(GRUNTING, LAUGHS)
-(GEARS WHIRRING)
_________________________________
(MARCHING BAND MUSIC PLAYS)
_________________________________
(LAUGHING) Bye-bye. Bye-bye!
_________________________________
(GROWLING, BARKING)
_________________________________
(RINGING)
_________________________________
Stop, you fiend!
_________________________________
(MONSTER HISSING)
_________________________________
My favorite part of the game,
_________________________________
-(ROARING)
-(GROANING)
_________________________________
sudden death.
_________________________________
-(GRUNTS)
-(ROCK CREAKING)
_________________________________
ALL: Huh?
_________________________________
-(CACKLING)
-(OLIVIA GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(MUFFLED) Help! Uncle Basil, help!
_________________________________
I got the gears, I got the tools
I got the uniforms
_________________________________
I got the girl
_________________________________
(LAUGHS TO MELODY)
_________________________________
(CROWD GASPING)
_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________
There goes another one.
Just like Achilles.
_________________________________
Game.
_________________________________
Set.
_________________________________
Match.
_________________________________
(THUDDING)
_________________________________
We're alive!
_________________________________
We're alive!
_________________________________
Listen...
_________________________________
I appreciate what you did down there.
_________________________________
Mm-hmm.
_________________________________
-Took guts.
-Mm-hmm.
_________________________________
-But...
-Mm-hmm.
_________________________________
I'm sorry.
_________________________________
I'm trying to be sincere for once,
and it feels like you're distracted.
_________________________________
No, no. No way!
_________________________________
Really? Because you're looking at me
like I have a...
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
shark head.
_________________________________
What? Do you have a shark head?
_________________________________
Look, the point is...
_________________________________
for a little girl, child, thing,
whatever...
_________________________________
who had no business
being down there...
_________________________________
you did me a solid.
_________________________________
But you also almost died.
_________________________________
And I couldn't even beat that dumb crab.
_________________________________
So, chances of beating Te Kā?
_________________________________
Bupkis.
_________________________________
We're never making it to Te Fiti.
This mission is cursed.
_________________________________
It's not cursed.
_________________________________
Shark head.
_________________________________
It is not cursed.
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
Cursed.
_________________________________
Basil! Basil!
_________________________________
DOLL: Mama, Mama.
_________________________________
-Mama.
-(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
-Basil! Olivia... Olivia, she's...
-DOLL: Mama.
_________________________________
-Yes! She's gone, Dawson!
-Mama.
_________________________________
-Confound it!
-DOLL: Mama.
_________________________________
-I told you to watch over the girl.
-DOLL: Mama.
_________________________________
(BASIL GRUNTS)
_________________________________
Now she's been spirited away
by that maniacal little monster.
_________________________________
Soon to be in the clutches of the most
depraved mind in all of London!
_________________________________
I should have known better than to...
_________________________________
Than to...
_________________________________
Eh... I... Uh... Dawson?
_________________________________
Dawson?
_________________________________
I say, Dawson, old chap?
_________________________________
Oh. Uh... Poor girl. (SNIFFLES)
I should have watched her more closely.
_________________________________
Don't worry, old fellow.
_________________________________
It's not entirely hopeless.
_________________________________
-We'll get her back.
-(SNIFFLES)
_________________________________
Do... Do you think there's a chance?
_________________________________
There's always a chance, doctor,
_________________________________
as long as one can think.
_________________________________
(SNIFFING) Mmm.
_________________________________
"Get the following.
_________________________________
-"Tools, gears..."
-BASIL: What?
_________________________________
-"...girl..."
-"Get the..."
_________________________________
Dawson, you've done it!
_________________________________
This list is precisely what we need.
_________________________________
-What?
-Quickly, back to Baker Street.
_________________________________
-(GROANS)
-(ROCK CREAKING)
_________________________________
(CROWD GASPING)
_________________________________
(CHEERING)
_________________________________
Phil, you gotta admit.
That was pretty heroic.
_________________________________
Ya did it, kid! Ya did it!
You won by a landslide!
_________________________________
(STRAINING)
_________________________________
Hades mad.
_________________________________
(YELLING)
_________________________________
Well, what do ya know?
_________________________________
From that day forward,
our boy Hercules could do no wrong.
_________________________________
He was so hot, steam looked cool.
_________________________________
(SINGING) Oh, yeah
(SINGING) Oh, yeah
_________________________________
Bless my soul
Herc was on a roll
_________________________________
Person of the week
in every Greek opinion poll
_________________________________
-What a pro
-Herc could stop a show
_________________________________
Point him at a monster
and you're talkin' SRO
_________________________________
-He was a no one
-A zero, zero
_________________________________
-Now he's a honcho
-He's a hero
_________________________________
Here was a kid with his act down pat
_________________________________
Zero to hero in no time flat
_________________________________
-Zero to hero
-Zero to hero
-Just like that (SNAPS)
_________________________________
When he smiled the girls went wild
_________________________________
With oohs and aahs
_________________________________
And they slapped his face
on every vase
_________________________________
On every "vahse"
_________________________________
From appearance fees and royalties
_________________________________
Our Herc had cash to burn
_________________________________
Now nouveau riche and famous
_________________________________
He could tell you what's a Grecian urn
_________________________________
Say amen, there he goes again
_________________________________
-Sweet and undefeated
-And an awesome 10-for-10
_________________________________
Folks lined up just to watch him flex
_________________________________
And this perfect package
packed a pair of pretty pecs
_________________________________
Hercie, he comes
he sees, he conquers
_________________________________
Honey, the crowds were goin' bonkers
_________________________________
He showed the moxie
brains and spunk
_________________________________
Yeah
_________________________________
-From zero to hero
-A major hunk
_________________________________
-Zero to hero
-And who'd have thunk?
_________________________________
Who put the glad in gladiator?
_________________________________
Hercules
_________________________________
Who's darin' deeds are great theatre?
_________________________________
Hercules
_________________________________
-Isn't he bold?
-No one braver
_________________________________
-Is he sweet?
-Our favourite flavour
_________________________________
Hercules
_________________________________
My man.
_________________________________
-Hercules
-Hercules
_________________________________
Hercules
_________________________________
-Hercules
-Look at my Hercules
_________________________________
-Hercules, Hercules
-Yeah, yeah, yeah
_________________________________
Bless my soul, Herc was on a roll
_________________________________
-Undefeated
-Riding high
_________________________________
And the nicest guy.
_________________________________
Not conceited
_________________________________
-He was a nothing
-Zero, zero
_________________________________
-Now he's a honcho
-He's our hero
_________________________________
He hit the heights at breakneck speed
_________________________________
-From zero to hero
-(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Herc is a hero
_________________________________
Now he's a hero
_________________________________
Yes, indeed
_________________________________
(GRUNTING, PANTING)
_________________________________
Pull!
_________________________________
Nice shootin', Rex.
_________________________________
I can't believe this guy.
_________________________________
I throw everything I've got at him
and it doesn't even...
_________________________________
(RUBBER SQUEAKING)
_________________________________
What are those?
_________________________________
Um, I don't know.
I thought they looked kinda dashing.
_________________________________
I've got 24 hours to get rid of this bozo,
_________________________________
or the entire scheme I've been setting
up for 18 years goes up in smoke,
_________________________________
and you are wearing his merchandise!
_________________________________
(SLURPING)
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Thirsty?
_________________________________
(YELL ECHOING)
_________________________________
(BOTH GROANING)
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Looks like your game's over.
_________________________________
Wonderboy is hitting
every curve you throw at him.
_________________________________
Oh, yeah. (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
I wonder if maybe
_________________________________
I haven't been throwing
the right curves at him, Meg, my sweet.
_________________________________
Don't even go there.
_________________________________
See, he's gotta have a weakness
because everybody's got a weakness.
_________________________________
I mean, for what?
Pandora, it was the box thing.
_________________________________
For the Trojans, hey.
They bet on the wrong horse, okay?
_________________________________
We simply need to
find out Wonderboy's.
_________________________________
I've done my part. Get your little imps...
_________________________________
They couldn't handle him as a baby.
_________________________________
I need somebody
who can handle him as a man.
_________________________________
Hey, I've sworn off manhandling.
_________________________________
That's good because that's what
got you into this jam in the first place.
_________________________________
You sold your soul to me
to save your boyfriend's life.
_________________________________
And how does this creep thank you?
_________________________________
By running off with some babe.
_________________________________
He hurt you real bad,
didn't he, Meg, huh?
_________________________________
Look, I learned my lesson, okay?
_________________________________
Which is exactly why I got a feelin'
you're gonna leap at my new offer.
_________________________________
You give me the key
to bringing down Wonder Breath,
_________________________________
and I give you the thing that
you crave most in the entire cosmos,
_________________________________
your freedom.
_________________________________
(URN SHATTERS)
_________________________________
Mr. Flaversham...
_________________________________
(SNICKERING)
_________________________________
Allow me to present
your charming daughter.
_________________________________
-Olivia!
-Father!
_________________________________
-(GRUNTS)
-Ow! My foot! My only foot!
_________________________________
Oh, Father! (SNIFFLING)
I thought I'd never find you.
_________________________________
There, there, my bairn. I'm all right.
_________________________________
I was so worried about my little girl.
_________________________________
(FEIGNS SNIFFLING)
Oh, how sweet.
_________________________________
Oh, I just love tearful reunions.
_________________________________
-Now, come along, my dear.
-Oh, please! Please!
_________________________________
-Olivia! Oh, please, professor!
-Father!
_________________________________
Now, now...
_________________________________
Fidget will take good care of her.
_________________________________
That is, as long
as we have no further delays.
_________________________________
Yes, yes, I'll finish it.
Oh, just don't hurt my daughter.
_________________________________
Remember, it must be ready tonight.
_________________________________
-(HUMMING)
-Stop! Let me go!
_________________________________
You ugly old thing!
_________________________________
-That ought to hold you!
-Help! Let me out! Let me out!
_________________________________
See how you like that.
_________________________________
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
_________________________________
Ah, the uniforms.
Fidget, I knew I could rely on you.
_________________________________
Now, you didn't forget anything?
_________________________________
(LAUGHS) No problem.
_________________________________
I took care of everything.
Everything on the list.
_________________________________
Uh-oh.
_________________________________
-What's wrong?
-The list, I know...
_________________________________
-Where is the list?
-The list, yeah, yeah, yeah.
_________________________________
You see, it was like this.
_________________________________
I was in the toy store
getting uniforms when I heard...
_________________________________
-You're not coming through.
-(PANTING)
_________________________________
A dog came. I ran.
_________________________________
I had baby bonnet, girl in bag
and Basil chased me.
_________________________________
What? Basil on the case!
_________________________________
Why you gibbering little...
_________________________________
(GASPING, GRUNTING, GROANING)
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES, INHALES DEEPLY)
_________________________________
Oh, my dear Fidget. You have been
hanging upside down too long.
_________________________________
You mean, you're not mad?
I'm glad you're taking it so well.
_________________________________
(BELL RINGING)
_________________________________
(FIDGET SCREAMS)
(FIDGET SCREAMS)
_________________________________
Not me, you idiot.
No, stop you stupid fur ball!
_________________________________
(MUFFLED) Open up! Open up! Oh!
Ay! Ah! You're hurting my wings!
_________________________________
How dare that idiot Basil poke his nose
into my scheme and foul up everything!
_________________________________
FIDGET: Let me out! Let me out!
_________________________________
Help...
_________________________________
I can just see that insufferable grin
on his smug face.
_________________________________
(FIDGET STRUGGLING)
_________________________________
Yes, yes, I can just see it.
_________________________________
(SNICKERING)
_________________________________
-Felicia, release him.
-FIDGET: I'm too young to die!
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
Fidget, you delightful little maniac.
_________________________________
You've presented me
with a singular opportunity.
_________________________________
(THUMPS)
_________________________________
Poor Basil!
Oh, he is in for a little surprise.
_________________________________
(SNICKERS)
_________________________________
(PIPE PLAYS)
_________________________________
(BARKS)
_________________________________
(SIGHS) That voice.
I can't get it out of my head.
_________________________________
I've looked everywhere, Max.
Where could she be?
_________________________________
(BOTH PANTING)
_________________________________
(BOTH PANTING)
_________________________________
Well, look at what
the catfish dragged in.
_________________________________
(LAUGHS) Look at ya. Look at ya.
_________________________________
There's somethin' different.
Don't tell me.
_________________________________
I got it. It's your hairdo, right?
_________________________________
You've been usin'
the dinglehopper, right?
the dinglehopper, right?
_________________________________
No? No, huh? Well, let me see.
_________________________________
New seashells?
_________________________________
No new seashells.
_________________________________
I gotta admit I can't
put my foot on it right now.
_________________________________
But If I stand here long enough...
_________________________________
She's got legs, you idiot!
_________________________________
She traded her voice to the sea witch
and got legs. Geez, man!
and got legs. Geez, man!
_________________________________
I knew that.
_________________________________
Ariel's been turned into a human.
_________________________________
She's gotta make the prince
fall in love with her,
_________________________________
and he's gotta kiss her.
fall in love with her,
_________________________________
and he's gotta kiss her.
_________________________________
SEBASTIAN: And she's only got
SEBASTIAN: And she's only got
three days!
_________________________________
Just look at her!
_________________________________
On legs! On human legs!
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
My nerves are shot!
This is a catastrophe!
_________________________________
What would her father say?
I'll tell you what her father'd say.
_________________________________
He'd say he's gonna kill himself a crab!
That's what her father'd say!
_________________________________
I'm gonna march meself
straight home right now
_________________________________
and tell him just like
I should have done the minute...
I should have done the minute...
_________________________________
And don't you shake your head at me,
young lady.
young lady.
_________________________________
Maybe there's still time.
_________________________________
If we could get that witch
to give you back your voice,
_________________________________
you could go home with
all the normal fish and just be...
all the normal fish and just be...
_________________________________
Just be...
_________________________________
Just be miserable
for the rest of your life.
_________________________________
All right, all right.
_________________________________
I'll try to help ya find that prince.
_________________________________
Boy, what a soft shell
I'm turning out to be.
_________________________________
Now, Ariel, I'm telling ya.
_________________________________
If you wanna be a human,
_________________________________
the first thing ya gotta do
is dress like one.
_________________________________
Now, let me see.
_________________________________
the first thing ya gotta do
is dress like one.
_________________________________
Now, let me see.
_________________________________
(SNIFFS)
_________________________________
-(BARKS)
-Max? What?
_________________________________
Huh? What? Max!
_________________________________
(WOLF WHISTLES) Ya look great, kid.
_________________________________
Ya look sensational.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(BARKS)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
-(PANTS)
-(SEBASTIAN MUTTERS)
_________________________________
(BARKING)
_________________________________
ERIC: Max!
ERIC: Max!
_________________________________
Max!
_________________________________
-Quiet, Max.
-(BARKING)
_________________________________
What's gotten into you, fella? Oh.
_________________________________
-Oh, I see.
-(BARKING)
_________________________________
ERIC: Are you okay, miss?
ERIC: Are you okay, miss?
_________________________________
I'm sorry if this knucklehead scared you.
_________________________________
He's harmless, really, uh...
_________________________________
You seem very familiar to me.
Have we met?
_________________________________
(BARKS)
_________________________________
We have met. I knew it.
_________________________________
You're the one,
the one I've been looking for.
_________________________________
What's your name?
_________________________________
What's wrong? What is it?
_________________________________
You can't speak? Oh!
_________________________________
Oh, then you couldn't be who I thought.
_________________________________
-(SIGHS)
-(SIGHS)
_________________________________
What is it? You're hurt?
_________________________________
No, no. You need help?
_________________________________
Whoa, whoa, careful! Careful, easy.
_________________________________
Gee, you must have
really been through something.
_________________________________
Don't worry. Don't worry. I'll help you.
_________________________________
Come on. Come on. You'll be okay.
_________________________________
(BARKS)
_________________________________
(DOOR OPENS)
_________________________________
Sire, I've found a solution
to the problem with your daughter.
_________________________________
Awk. The problem with your daughter.
_________________________________
Oh, really?
_________________________________
Right here.
_________________________________
"If the princess has not chosen
a husband by the appointed time,
_________________________________
"then the sultan shall choose for her."
_________________________________
But Jasmine hated all those suitors.
_________________________________
How could I choose someone
she hates?
_________________________________
Not to worry, my liege. There is more.
_________________________________
"If in the event
a suitable prince cannot be found..."
_________________________________
Jerk.
_________________________________
"A princess must then be wed to..."
_________________________________
Hmm. Interesting.
_________________________________
What? Who?
_________________________________
The royal vizier.
_________________________________
Why, that would be me.
_________________________________
But I thought the law says
that only a prince can marry a princess.
_________________________________
I'm quite sure that...
_________________________________
Desperate times call
for desperate measures, my lord.
_________________________________
Yes. Desperate measures.
_________________________________
You will order the princess to marry me.
_________________________________
I will order the princess to...
_________________________________
But you're so old.
_________________________________
The princess will marry me.
_________________________________
The princess will marry...
_________________________________
-(TRUMPET FANFARE)
-What? What is that?
_________________________________
That music.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
Jafar, you must come and see this.
_________________________________
(SINGING) Make way for Prince Ali
_________________________________
Say, "Hey, it's Prince Ali"
_________________________________
Hey, clear the way in the old bazaar
_________________________________
Hey you, let us through
It's a bright new star
_________________________________
Oh come, be the first on your block
To meet his eye
_________________________________
Make way, here he comes
Ring bells, bang the drums
_________________________________
You're gonna love this guy
_________________________________
Prince Ali, fabulous he
Ali Ababwa
_________________________________
Genuflect, show some respect
Down on one knee
_________________________________
Now, try your best to stay calm
_________________________________
Brush up your Sunday salaam
_________________________________
Then come and meet
His spectacular coterie
_________________________________
Prince Ali, mighty is he
Ali Ababwa
_________________________________
Strong as 10 regular men definitely
_________________________________
He faced the galloping hordes
_________________________________
A hundred bad guys with swords
_________________________________
Who sent those goons to their lords?
Why, Prince Ali
_________________________________
He's got 75 golden camels
_________________________________
Don't they look lovely, June?
_________________________________
Purple peacocks, he's got 53
_________________________________
Fabulous, Harry. I love the feathers.
_________________________________
When it comes to exotic-type mammals
_________________________________
Has he got a zoo
I'm telling you
_________________________________
It's a world-class menagerie
_________________________________
Prince Ali, handsome is he
Ali Ababwa
_________________________________
That physique, how can I speak
Weak at the knee
_________________________________
Well, get on out in that square
_________________________________
Adjust your veil and prepare
_________________________________
To gawk and grovel and stare
At Prince Ali
_________________________________
-He's got 95 white Persian monkeys
-He's got the monkeys
_________________________________
-Let's see the monkeys
-And to view them he charges no fee
_________________________________
He's generous
So generous
_________________________________
He's got slaves
He's got servants and flunkies
_________________________________
Proud to work for him
They bow to his whim, love serving him
_________________________________
They're just lousy with loyalty to Ali
_________________________________
Prince Ali
_________________________________
Prince Ali, Amorous he
Ali Ababwa
_________________________________
Heard your princess
Was a sight lovely to see
_________________________________
And that, good people, is why
_________________________________
He got dolled up and dropped by
_________________________________
With 60 elephants, llamas galore
_________________________________
With bears and lions
A brass band and more
_________________________________
With his 40 fakirs
His cooks, his bakers
_________________________________
His birds that warble on key
_________________________________
Make way
_________________________________
For Prince Ali
_________________________________
Splendid. Absolutely marvellous.
_________________________________
(CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________
Your Majesty,
_________________________________
I have journeyed from afar
to seek your daughter's hand.
_________________________________
Prince Ali Ababwa.
_________________________________
Of course. I'm delighted to meet you.
_________________________________
This is my royal vizier, Jafar.
He's delighted, too.
_________________________________
Ecstatic.
_________________________________
-I'm afraid, Prince Abubu...
-Ababwa.
_________________________________
Whatever.
_________________________________
You cannot just parade in here
uninvited and expect to...
_________________________________
By Allah,
this is quite a remarkable device.
_________________________________
Ooh.
_________________________________
I don't suppose I might...
_________________________________
Why, certainly, Your Majesty.
Allow me.
_________________________________
Sire, I must advise against this.
_________________________________
Oh, button up, Jafar.
Learn to have a little fun.
_________________________________
Ow, ow, ow.
_________________________________
Ahh! Whoa!
_________________________________
Look out, here I come.
_________________________________
Just where did you say you were from?
_________________________________
Oh, much farther than
you've travelled, I'm sure.
_________________________________
-Try me.
-SULTAN: Look out, Polly.
_________________________________
Hey, watch it.
_________________________________
Watch it with the dumb rug.
_________________________________
Aah!
_________________________________
Whew!
_________________________________
Out of the way. I'm coming in to land.
_________________________________
Jafar, watch this.
_________________________________
-Spectacular, Your Highness.
-That was lovely.
_________________________________
Yes, I do seem to have a knack for it.
_________________________________
This is a very impressive youth.
_________________________________
And a prince besides.
_________________________________
(WHISPERS) If we're lucky, you won't
have to marry Jasmine after all.
_________________________________
-I don't trust him, Sire.
-Nonsense.
_________________________________
One thing I pride myself on, Jafar,
I'm an excellent judge of character.
_________________________________
Oh, excellent judge. Yeah, sure. Not!
_________________________________
SULTAN: Jasmine will like this one.
_________________________________
And I'm pretty sure
I'll like Princess Jasmine.
_________________________________
Your Highness, no.
I must intercede on Jasmine's behalf.
_________________________________
This boy is no different from the others.
_________________________________
What makes him think
he is worthy of the princess?
_________________________________
Your Majesty, I am Prince Ali Ababwa.
_________________________________
Just let her meet me.
I will win your daughter.
_________________________________
How dare you.
_________________________________
All of you.
Standing around deciding my future?
_________________________________
I am not a prize to be won.
_________________________________
Oh, dear.
_________________________________
Don't worry, Prince Ali.
Just give Jasmine time to cool down.
_________________________________
I think it's time to say good-bye
to Prince Abubu.
_________________________________
(MORPH CHATTERING)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Shh. Shh.
_________________________________
(POWERS UP)
_________________________________
-Aah!
-Aah!
_________________________________
This is fantastic!
_________________________________
A carbon-based life form
come to rescue me at last!
_________________________________
I just want to hug you and squeeze you
_________________________________
and hold you close to me.
_________________________________
All right. Okay.
Would you just let go of me?
_________________________________
Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.
_________________________________
It's just I've been marooned for so long.
_________________________________
I mean, solitude's fun.
Don't get me wrong.
_________________________________
For heaven's sakes,
after a hundred years,
_________________________________
you go a little nuts! Ha, ha, ha!
_________________________________
I'm sorry. Am I...
_________________________________
I am, um...
_________________________________
My name is, uh...
_________________________________
(CUCKOOING)
_________________________________
B.E.N.! Of course, I'm B.E.N.
_________________________________
Bioelectronic Navigator. Oops.
_________________________________
-And you are?
-Jim.
_________________________________
Oh, what a pleasure
to meet you, Jimmy.
_________________________________
-It's Jim.
-Anyway...
_________________________________
Look, I'm kind of in a hurry, okay?
_________________________________
I got to find a place to hide,
and there's pirates chasing me.
_________________________________
Pirates! Don't get me started on pirates!
_________________________________
I don't like them.
I remember Captain Flint.
_________________________________
This guy had such a temper.
_________________________________
Wait, wait, wait.
You knew Captain Flint?
_________________________________
I think he suffered
from mood swings, personally.
_________________________________
I'm not a therapist, and anyway,
_________________________________
but I... You let me know
when I'm rambling.
_________________________________
But that means... But wait.
_________________________________
But then you gotta know
about the treasure?
_________________________________
-Treasure?
-Yeah, Flint's trove?
_________________________________
You know, loot of a thousand worlds.
_________________________________
It's, well...
_________________________________
It's all a little... Little... Little fuzzy.
_________________________________
Wait. I... I remember.
_________________________________
I do. I... Treasure!
_________________________________
Lots of treasure buried in the centroid...
_________________________________
Centroid... Centroid of the mechanism.
_________________________________
And there was this big door
opening and closing,
_________________________________
and opening and closing,
_________________________________
and Captain Flint wanted to make sure
_________________________________
nobody could ever get to his treasure,
_________________________________
so I helped him. (SPLUTTERING)
_________________________________
Aah! Data inaccessible! Reboot!
_________________________________
JIM: B.E.N.? B.E.N.? B.E.N.!
_________________________________
Reboot! Aah! And you are?
_________________________________
Wait, wait, wait!
What about the treasure?
_________________________________
I want to say Larry.
_________________________________
The centroid of the mechanism, or...
_________________________________
I'm sorry. My memory
isn't what it used to be.
_________________________________
I've lost my mind.
_________________________________
I've lost my mind.
You haven't found it, have you?
_________________________________
My missing piece?
My primary memory circuit?
_________________________________
Look, B.E.N., I really need
to find a place to hide, okay?
_________________________________
So I'm just gonna be,
you know, moving on.
_________________________________
Oh, uh...
_________________________________
So, well, then,
_________________________________
I guess this is good-bye, huh?
_________________________________
I'm sorry that I'm so dysfunctional.
_________________________________
So, uh, go ahead and... I do understand.
_________________________________
I do. Bye-bye.
_________________________________
(WHINES)
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
Look, if you're gonna come along,
_________________________________
you're gonna have to stop talking.
_________________________________
Huzzah! Ha, ha, ha!
_________________________________
Oh, this is fantastic!
_________________________________
Me and my best buddy
out lookin' for a...
_________________________________
(CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________
(WHISPERING) Being quiet.
_________________________________
And you have to stop touching me.
_________________________________
Touching and talking.
That's my two big no-nos.
_________________________________
Okay. Now, I think that we should...
_________________________________
Say, listen, before we go out
on our big search,
_________________________________
would you mind if we made a quick
pit stop at my place? (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Kind of urgent.
_________________________________
JIM: B.E.N., I think
you just solved my problem.
_________________________________
CARLOTTA: Washed up
CARLOTTA: Washed up
from a shipwreck.
_________________________________
Oh, the poor thing.
_________________________________
We'll have you feeling better in no time.
_________________________________
-(CARLOTTA HUMS)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
I'll just... I'll just get this washed for you.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(SPLUTTERS)
_________________________________
(SPLUTTERS)
_________________________________
Well, you must have
at least heard about this girl.
at least heard about this girl.
_________________________________
WOMAN 1: No!
WOMAN 2: Gertrude says...
_________________________________
When has Gertrude ever
gotten anything right?
_________________________________
(BURPS)
_________________________________
-WOMAN 3: I mean, really.
-Madam, please...
_________________________________
WOMAN 3: She shows up in rags
and doesn't speak.
_________________________________
Not my idea of a princess.
_________________________________
If Eric's looking for a girl,
_________________________________
I know a couple of highly
available ones right here.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Oh, Eric, be reasonable.
_________________________________
Nice young ladies just don't
swim around rescuing people
_________________________________
in the middle of the ocean
_________________________________
_________________________________
and then flitter off into oblivion
like some...
like some...
_________________________________
I'm tellin' ya, Grim. She was real.
_________________________________
I'm gonna find that girl,
and I'm gonna marry her.
_________________________________
CARLOTTA: (LAUGHS)
CARLOTTA: (LAUGHS)
Come on, honey. Don't be shy.
_________________________________
Oh, Eric, isn't she a vision?
_________________________________
Uh, you look wonderful.
_________________________________
Come, come, come.
You must be famished.
_________________________________
Let me help you, my dear.
You must be famished.
_________________________________
Let me help you, my dear.
_________________________________
There we go. That's better.
_________________________________
Now, quite comfy? Hmm? Good.
_________________________________
It's not often that we have such
a lovely dinner guest, eh, Eric?
a lovely dinner guest, eh, Eric?
_________________________________
(MATCH STRIKES)
_________________________________
Uh, do you like it? It is rather a fine one.
_________________________________
-(LAUGHS)
-CARLOTTA: Oh, my.
_________________________________
(CLEARS THROAT) Sorry, Grim.
_________________________________
Why, Eric, that's the first time
I've seen you smile in weeks.
_________________________________
Ah, very amusing. (SNIFFS)
_________________________________
Carlotta, my dear, what's for dinner?
_________________________________
Oh, you're gonna love it!
_________________________________
Chef's been fixing his specialty,
stuffed crab.
stuffed crab.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(SINGING) Nouvelle cuisine
_________________________________
Les Champs-Elysées
_________________________________
Maurice Chevalier
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Les poissons, les poissons
_________________________________
How I love les poissons
_________________________________
Love to chop and to serve little fish
_________________________________
First I cut off their heads
Then I pull out their bones
_________________________________
Ah, mais oui ça c'est toujours delish
_________________________________
Les poissons, les poissons
_________________________________
(LAUGHS IN RHYTHM)
_________________________________
With the cleaver I hack them in two
_________________________________
I pull out what's inside
and I serve it up fried
_________________________________
'Cause I love little fishes
Don't you?
_________________________________
Here's something for
tempting the palate
_________________________________
Prepared in the classic technique
_________________________________
First you pound the fish flat
with the mallet
_________________________________
Then you slash through the skin
Give the belly a slice
_________________________________
Then you rub some salt in
_________________________________
'Cause that makes it taste nice
_________________________________
Zut alors!
I have missed one.
I have missed one.
_________________________________
Sacrebleu, what is this?
_________________________________
How on earth could I miss
_________________________________
Such a sweet, little succulent crab?
_________________________________
Quel dommage, what a loss
_________________________________
Here we go, in the sauce
_________________________________
Now some flour, I think, just a dab
_________________________________
(SNEEZES)
_________________________________
(SNEEZES)
_________________________________
Now I'll stuff you with bread
It don't hurt 'cause you're dead
_________________________________
And you're certainly lucky, you are
And you're certainly lucky, you are
_________________________________
'Cause it's gonna be hot
in my big silver pot
_________________________________
Toodle-oo
Mon poisson, au revoir
Mon poisson, au revoir
_________________________________
(YELPS)
_________________________________
Eh?
_________________________________
Eh?
_________________________________
What is this?
_________________________________
Ow!
_________________________________
Ow!
_________________________________
Yeow! Oh, ow, ow, oh!
_________________________________
(GROWLS)
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(CRASHING)
_________________________________
I think I'd better go see
what Louis is up to.
_________________________________
Come out, you little pipsqueak,
and fight like a man!
_________________________________
-Louis!
-Ow.
_________________________________
-What are you doing?
-Well, I was just, uh...
_________________________________
I'm sorry, madame.
_________________________________
(HUFFS)
(HUFFS)
_________________________________
You know, Eric,
perhaps our young guest might enjoy
perhaps our young guest might enjoy
_________________________________
seeing some of the sights
of the kingdom.
_________________________________
Something in the way of a tour.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) I'm sorry, Grim.
What was that?
_________________________________
You can't spend all your time
moping about. You need to get out.
_________________________________
-Do something. Have a life.
-Shh!
_________________________________
-Get your mind off...
-Easy, Grim, easy.
_________________________________
It's not a bad idea, if she's interested.
_________________________________
Well, what do ya say?
_________________________________
Would you like to join me on
a tour of my kingdom tomorrow?
_________________________________
Wonderful! Now, let's eat
before this crab wanders off my plate.
before this crab wanders off my plate.
_________________________________
Friends, I know I'm in hock
to y'all pretty deep already,
_________________________________
_________________________________
but seems our little froggy prince
lost his way
_________________________________
_________________________________
and I need your generous assistance
getting him back.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
I hear you! Now, what's in it for y'all?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Well, as soon as I dispose
of Big Daddy LaBouff
_________________________________
_________________________________
and I'm running this town,
_________________________________
_________________________________
(LAUGHING MALICIOUSLY)
_________________________________
_________________________________
I'll have the entire city of New Orleans
in the palm of my hand.
_________________________________
_________________________________
And you'll have all the wayward souls
your dark little hearts desire.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(LAUGHING) Y'all love that, don't you?
_________________________________
_________________________________
So, we got ourselves a deal?
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SHRIEKING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Now we're cooking!
We're going to find ourselves a frog!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Search everywhere!
The bayou, the Quarter.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Bring him to me alive.
I need his heart pumping for now.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SPEAKING FRENCH)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(CONTINUES LAUGHING)
_________________________________
RAY: I'll take them the rest of the way.
_________________________________
RAY: I'll take them the rest of the way.
_________________________________
-Nice meeting y'all!
-Bye-bye, Pookie!
_________________________________
_________________________________
(RAY SPEAKING FRENCH)
_________________________________
_________________________________
BEAUDREAUX: Will do, Cousin Ray!
_________________________________
_________________________________
And don't forget to tell Angela,
Ray say, "Bonne chance!"
_________________________________
_________________________________
-That's your girl?
-Oh, no, no.
_________________________________
_________________________________
My girl? Ho, ho, ho. That's Evangeline.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Evangeline?
_________________________________
_________________________________
She the most prettiest firefly
ever did glow.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SQUEALS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
You know, I talk to Evangeline
most every night.
_________________________________
_________________________________
She's kind of shy. Don't say much.
_________________________________
_________________________________
And I know in my heart
_________________________________
_________________________________
someday we are
going to be together. Yeah.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Aw! That's so sweet.
-NAVEEN: Yeah, so sweet.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Just do not settle down so quickly,
my friend.
_________________________________
_________________________________
There are plenty of fireflies
in the swamp.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(TIANA GROANS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SHOUTS IN PAIN)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Pricker bushes got me!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Gator down! Gator down!
_________________________________
_________________________________
The darkness is closing in! I'm so cold.
_________________________________
RAY: Will you hold still, you big baby?
_________________________________
RAY: Will you hold still, you big baby?
_________________________________
(LOUIS SCREAMING)
_________________________________
RAY: I ain't touched it yet.
_________________________________
RAY: I ain't touched it yet.
_________________________________
(CLATTERING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Oh! Take a look at them two jumpers.
_________________________________
_________________________________
I can taste them frog legs already.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Bet they taste real good
with the sauce piquant, right, Pa?
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SOFTLY) Will you keep quiet?
_________________________________
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMS IN PAIN)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(MUMBLING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Oh! My thoughts exactly, Two Fingers.
_________________________________
_________________________________
It is time to catch us some frogs!
_________________________________
_________________________________
(BOTH CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
You know, waitress,
_________________________________
_________________________________
I have finally figured out
what is wrong with you.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Have you now?
_________________________________
_________________________________
You do not know
how to have fun. There.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Somebody had to say it.
-Thank you,
_________________________________
_________________________________
because I figured out
what your problem is, too.
_________________________________
_________________________________
I'm too wonderful?
_________________________________
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
No, you're a no-'count, philandering,
lazy bump on a log.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(COUGHS) Killjoy.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-What did you say?
-Nothing.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-(COUGHS) Stick in the mud.
-Listen here, mister.
_________________________________
_________________________________
This stick in the mud has had to work
two jobs her whole life
_________________________________
_________________________________
while you've been
sucking on a silver spoon
_________________________________
_________________________________
chasing chambermaids
around your ivory tower!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Actually, it's polished marble.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(NAVEEN SHOUTS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
I got me one, boys!
Y'all get that little one over there!
_________________________________
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(YELPS)
_________________________________
REGGIE: That's good hunting today,
_________________________________
REGGIE: That's good hunting today,
yes, indeed!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Hunters with guns!
_________________________________
_________________________________
(LOUIS SCREAMING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Look at them big frog legs.
_________________________________
_________________________________
I want me some corn bread
with this dinner!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Oh, no! A bug got to do
what a bug got to do!
_________________________________
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
I think I done chipped my favorite tooth.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Here I come, Two Fingers! I'll help...
_________________________________
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Pa! We got one!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Shush now! Get on quiet there!
_________________________________
_________________________________
What happened to yours?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Shut your trap, Darnell!
_________________________________
_________________________________
(LAUGHS) Free!
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SCATTING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SHOUTS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(THUDS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Pa, did you hear that suspicious thud?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Yeah. I sure did.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SHUSHING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
What are you two gawking at?
_________________________________
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Just missed him!
_________________________________
_________________________________
I will make him pay for his insolence!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Two Fingers!
I need some help over here!
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Now! Go!
-Would you stop that?
_________________________________
_________________________________
(RIFLE COCKING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Hold still.
_________________________________
_________________________________
No, no, no. No, you idiot, not there!
_________________________________
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Watch this.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Missed it!
_________________________________
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Get them froggies!
_________________________________
_________________________________
(ALL GROANING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMS IN PAIN)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
These two ain't like
no frogs I ever seen.
_________________________________
_________________________________
They smart.
_________________________________
_________________________________
And we talk, too.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(COUGHING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
You all right there, little bug?
_________________________________
_________________________________
I'm fine. But your breath
done near kill me to death.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Would you mind?
-I got you covered, brah.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Much obliged, peewee.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Now how about the other side?
_________________________________
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
"And we talk, too." I like that.
You are secretly funny.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Not a stick in the mud? Say it. Say it.
-Well, I wouldn't go...
_________________________________
_________________________________
-All right. You're not exactly...
-I can't hear you. I'm sorry. What?
_________________________________
_________________________________
...a complete stick deep in the mud.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Easy. Easy!
_________________________________
_________________________________
-This one's in there, ain't it? Hold on.
-Holy...
_________________________________
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Chére, I know we gots to get
to Mama Odie lickety-split,
_________________________________
_________________________________
but this particular extractification
is going to take a while.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Yeah.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Poor Louis.
_________________________________
_________________________________
You know what would make me
feel better?
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Crawfish smothered in
remoulade sauce... Mercy!
_________________________________
_________________________________
-RAY: Just a little more!
-With some Bananas Foster
_________________________________
_________________________________
sprinkled with pralines...
_________________________________
_________________________________
Oh, Mama!
_________________________________
_________________________________
-How about some swamp gumbo?
-That will do.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SHOUTING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Sounds delicious.
I'll start with a pre-dinner cocktail
_________________________________
_________________________________
and something to nibble on
while I wait. Thanks.
_________________________________
_________________________________
No, no, no, your royal highness.
_________________________________
_________________________________
You are going to
mince these mushrooms.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-(STUTTERS) Do what?
-Mince the mushrooms!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Hop to it!
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Little ridiculous.
-TIANA: Are you mincing?
_________________________________
_________________________________
All right! Relax.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(HUMMING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(EXHALES DEEPLY)
_________________________________
_________________________________
One.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Step aside, mister.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Watch and learn.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Oh! All right.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
_________________________________
-There you go.
-You know,
_________________________________
_________________________________
I've never done
anything like this before.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Really?
-All right.
_________________________________
_________________________________
But when you live in a castle,
everything is done for you.
_________________________________
_________________________________
All the time. They dress you.
They feed you. Drive you.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Brush your teeth.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Oh, poor baby.
_________________________________
_________________________________
I admit it was a charmed life
until the day my parents cut me off,
_________________________________
_________________________________
and suddenly I realized
_________________________________
_________________________________
I don't know how to do anything.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Well, hey, you got the makings
of a decent mushroom mincer.
_________________________________
_________________________________
You think so?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Keep practicing
and I just might hire you.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Really?
-No.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Come on! What was that?
That was below the frog belt.
_________________________________
B.E.N.: Pardon the mess, people.
_________________________________
You'd think in 100 years
_________________________________
I would've dusted a little more often,
_________________________________
but, you know, when you're batchin' it,
_________________________________
you tend to let things go.
_________________________________
Aw. Isn't that sweet?
_________________________________
I find old-fashioned romance
so touching, don't you?
_________________________________
How about drinks for the happy couple?
_________________________________
Oh, uh, ooh. Uh, no.
_________________________________
Thank you, we don't drink,
_________________________________
and we're not a couple.
_________________________________
Ahem.
_________________________________
Look at these markings.
_________________________________
They're identical
to the ones on the map.
_________________________________
I suspect these are
the hieroglyphic remnants
_________________________________
of an ancient culture.
_________________________________
CAPTAIN AMELIA: Mr. Hawkins,
_________________________________
stop anyone who tries to approach. Ohh!
_________________________________
Yes, yes. Now listen to me,
_________________________________
stop giving orders for
a few milliseconds and lie still.
_________________________________
Very forceful, Doctor.
_________________________________
Go on. Say something else.
_________________________________
Hey, look! There's
some more of your buddies!
_________________________________
Hey, fellas! We're over here, fellas!
_________________________________
Oh! Uhh! Ooh! Ohh!
_________________________________
SILVER: Stop wastin' your fire!
_________________________________
Hello, up there!
_________________________________
Jimbo?
_________________________________
If it's all right with the captain,
_________________________________
I'd like a short word with ya.
_________________________________
No tricks, just a little palaver.
_________________________________
Come to bargain for the map,
doubtless.
_________________________________
Pestilential...
_________________________________
-Ugh!
-Captain.
_________________________________
That means that he thinks
we still have it.
_________________________________
Morphy! I wondered where you lit off to.
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
Ooh.
_________________________________
Oh, this poor old leg's downright snarky,
_________________________________
since that game attack
we had in the galley. (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Ahh.
_________________________________
Whatever you heard back there,
_________________________________
at least the part concerning you,
_________________________________
I didn't mean a word of it.
_________________________________
If that bloodthirsty lot
had thought I'd gone soft,
_________________________________
they'd have gutted us both.
_________________________________
Listen to me. If we play our cards right,
_________________________________
we can both walk away
from this rich as kings.
_________________________________
-Yeah?
-(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
You get me that map,
_________________________________
and an even portion
of the treasure is yours.
_________________________________
Boy.
_________________________________
You are really something.
_________________________________
All that talk of greatness,
_________________________________
light coming off my sails, what a joke.
_________________________________
Now, just see here, Jimbo...
_________________________________
I mean, at least
you taught me one thing.
_________________________________
Stick to it, right?
_________________________________
Well, that's just what I'm gonna do.
_________________________________
I'm gonna make sure that you never see
_________________________________
one drabloon of my treasure!
_________________________________
That treasure is owed me, by thunder!
_________________________________
Well, try to find it
without my map, by thunder!
_________________________________
Oh, you still don't know how to
pick your fights, do you, boy?
_________________________________
Now, mark me.
_________________________________
Either I get that map by dawn tomorrow,
_________________________________
or so help me,
I'll use the ship's cannons
_________________________________
to blast ya all to kingdom come!
_________________________________
Morph, hop to it.
_________________________________
Now!
_________________________________
Oh, blast it!
_________________________________
(HERCULES LAUGHING)
_________________________________
You should have been there, Father.
_________________________________
I mangled the Minotaur,
grappled with the Gorgon.
_________________________________
Just like Phil told me.
_________________________________
I analysed the situation,
controlled my strength and kicked.
_________________________________
The crowds went wild!
_________________________________
-(SIMULATES CROWD CHEERING)
-(WHISTLING)
_________________________________
Thank you. Thank you.
_________________________________
Hah!
_________________________________
You're doin' great, son.
You're doing your old man proud.
_________________________________
I'm glad to hear you say that, Father.
_________________________________
I've been waiting for this day
a long time.
_________________________________
Hmm. What day is that, son?
_________________________________
The day I rejoin the gods.
_________________________________
You've done wonderfully.
You really have, my boy.
_________________________________
You're just not there yet.
_________________________________
You haven't proven yourself a true hero.
_________________________________
But, Father, I've beaten every single
monster I've come up against.
_________________________________
I'm the most famous person
in all of Greece.
_________________________________
-I'm an action figure!
-(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________
I'm afraid being famous
isn't the same as being a true hero.
_________________________________
What more can I do?
_________________________________
It's something
you have to discover for yourself.
_________________________________
-But how can I...
-Look inside your heart.
_________________________________
Father, wait!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
-(WHINNYING)
-(SIGHS)
_________________________________
Offhand, I can deduce very little.
_________________________________
Only that the words are written
with a broad-pointed quill pen
_________________________________
which has spattered, twice.
That the paper is of
_________________________________
native Mongolian manufacture,
no watermark.
_________________________________
And has been gummed,
if I'm not in error
_________________________________
(SNIFFS)
_________________________________
by a bat who has
been drinking Rodent's Delight,
_________________________________
a cheap brandy sold only
in the seediest pubs.
_________________________________
-Hmm. Amazing.
-Oh, not really, doctor.
_________________________________
We still don't know where it came from.
_________________________________
Perhaps a closer inspection
will tell us something.
_________________________________
Mmm-hmm. Hmm.
_________________________________
Mmm-hmm.
_________________________________
Coal dust.
_________________________________
Clearly of the type used in sewer lamps.
_________________________________
-But Basil...
-Shh. Don't speak!
_________________________________
Excuse me, Dawson.
_________________________________
Steady hand.
_________________________________
(BUBBLING)
_________________________________
-(BUBBLING RAPIDLY)
-Yes. Yes. Good.
_________________________________
Come along, come along, come along,
come along, come along.
_________________________________
(LAUGHS) Yes, yes.
Good, good. Mmm.
_________________________________
No, bad. Good, good. Go, yeah.
Come along. Come along, come on.
_________________________________
Don't go back up.
Yes. Come along. Come on.
_________________________________
Yes... Yes!
_________________________________
(CHORTLES) We've done it, old fellow!
_________________________________
This reaction
could only have been triggered
_________________________________
by the paper's extreme saturation
by the paper's extreme saturation
with distillation of sodium chloride.
_________________________________
Salt water? Great Scott.
_________________________________
It proves, beyond a doubt,
_________________________________
this list came from the riverfront area.
_________________________________
Now, steady on there, Basil.
_________________________________
No, no. Elementary, my dear Dawson.
_________________________________
We merely look
for a seedy pub at the only spot
_________________________________
where the sewer connects
to the waterfront.
_________________________________
Gentlemen,
_________________________________
we must stay together and...
_________________________________
And...
_________________________________
-Ohh.
-And what? What?
_________________________________
We must stay together and what?
_________________________________
Doctor, you have wonderful eyes.
_________________________________
She's lost her mind!
_________________________________
Well, you gotta help her.
_________________________________
Dang it, Jim. I'm an astronomer,
not a doctor.
_________________________________
I mean, I am a doctor,
but I'm not that kind of doctor.
_________________________________
I have a doctorate.
It's not the same thing.
_________________________________
You can't help people with a doctorate.
_________________________________
You just sit there, and you're useless.
_________________________________
It's okay, Doc.
_________________________________
It's all right.
_________________________________
Yeah, Doc! Jimmy knows
exactly how to get out of this.
_________________________________
It's just Jimmy
has this knowledge of things.
_________________________________
Jim, any thoughts at all?
_________________________________
Without the map, we're dead.
_________________________________
If we try to leave, we're dead.
_________________________________
-If we stay here...
-"We're dead!
_________________________________
"We're dead! We're dead!"
_________________________________
Well, I think that Jimmy
could use a little quiet time. Heh.
_________________________________
So I'll just slip out the back door.
_________________________________
-Back door?
-Oh, yeah.
_________________________________
I get this delightful breeze through here,
_________________________________
which I think is important,
_________________________________
because ventilation among friends...
_________________________________
JIM: Whoa. What is all this stuff?
_________________________________
B.E.N.: You mean the miles and miles
of machinery that run
_________________________________
through the entire course
of the inside of this planet?
_________________________________
Not a clue.
_________________________________
Hey, Doc! Doc! I think
I found a way out of here!
_________________________________
No, no. Jim, wait.
The captain ordered us to stay...
_________________________________
-I'll be back.
-Cannonball!
_________________________________
Woof.
_________________________________
(SNORING)
_________________________________
-So, what's the plan?
-Shh. B.E.N., quiet.
_________________________________
(WHISPERING) Okay, here it is.
_________________________________
We sneak back to the Legacy,
disable the laser cannons,
_________________________________
and bring back the map.
_________________________________
(MUFFLED) That's a good plan.
_________________________________
I like that plan. The only thing is,
_________________________________
I'm wondering, how do we get there?
_________________________________
On that.
_________________________________
-(DOCK CREAKS)
-BASIL: (WHISPERING) Stay, Toby.
_________________________________
Stay.
_________________________________
Stay.
_________________________________
DAWSON: Basil?
_________________________________
-Come, come, Dawson.
-I feel utterly ridiculous.
_________________________________
BASIL: Don't be absurd.
You look perfect.
_________________________________
-Perfect? Perfectly foolish.
-Shh, shh, shh, shh.
_________________________________
-(PIANO PLAYING)
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
_________________________________
(MEN GRUMBLING, MURMURING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
Dawson,
_________________________________
stay close and do as I do.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Oh, I do beg your pardon, madam.
Quite unintentional
_________________________________
(COUGHING) I assure you.
_________________________________
-(LAUGHING)
-(DAWSON CONTINUES COUGHING)
_________________________________
How impertinent!
_________________________________
Remember, we're low-life ruffians.
_________________________________
I was until that...
_________________________________
Shh, shh.
_________________________________
-(CLAPPING)
-(CROWD BOOING)
_________________________________
Get off, you eight-legged bum!
_________________________________
What's your pleasure, mates?
_________________________________
(STAMMERING) I'll have a dry sherry
with, uh... Oh, perhaps a twist of...
_________________________________
(STIFLED GRUNT)
_________________________________
(GRUFFLY) Two pints
for me and my shipmate.
_________________________________
Oh, by the way, we just got into port.
_________________________________
We're looking for an old friend of mine.
_________________________________
Maybe you know him.
_________________________________
Goes by the name of Ratigan!
_________________________________
-(GASPS)
-(ALL INHALE SHARPLY)
_________________________________
I... uh... never heard of him.
_________________________________
(UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS)
_________________________________
MAN: Boo!
_________________________________
(ALL BOOING)
_________________________________
(MEN LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(SINGING) Dearest friends
(SINGING) Dearest friends
dear gentlemen
_________________________________
Listen to my song
_________________________________
Life down here's been hard for you
_________________________________
Life has made you strong
_________________________________
Let me lift the mood
_________________________________
With my attitude
_________________________________
Hey, fellas
_________________________________
The time is right
_________________________________
Get ready
_________________________________
Tonight's the night
_________________________________
Boys, what you're hoping for
will come true
_________________________________
Let me be good to you
_________________________________
You tough guys
_________________________________
You're feeling all alone
_________________________________
You rough guys
_________________________________
The best o' you sailors and bums
_________________________________
All o' my chums
_________________________________
So dream on
_________________________________
And drink your beer
_________________________________
Get cozy
_________________________________
Your baby's here
_________________________________
You won't be misunderstood
_________________________________
Let me be good to you
_________________________________
Hey, fellas
_________________________________
-I'll take off all my blues
-(MEN WHOOPING)
_________________________________
Hey, fellas
_________________________________
There's nothing I won't do
_________________________________
Just for you
_________________________________
-(UP-TEMPO MUSIC CONTINUES)
-(MEN WHOOPING, WHISTLING)
_________________________________
There you are, boys.
It's, uh... on the house.
_________________________________
I say, how very generous.
_________________________________
Dawson,
_________________________________
these drinks have been drugged.
_________________________________
(DRUNKENLY) Has a rather
nice bite to it.
_________________________________
(GIGGLES)
_________________________________
Jolly good, ladies. Jolly good.
_________________________________
Dawson, get a hold of yourself.
_________________________________
Oh, bravo! Bravo!
_________________________________
(PEG-LEG THUDDING)
_________________________________
-FEMALE: (SINGING) So dream on
-Whoops!
_________________________________
-And drink your beer
-(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
BASIL: If it isn't
our peg-legged friend.
our peg-legged friend.
_________________________________
Dawson... Oh, what luck!
_________________________________
Dawson? Dawson!
_________________________________
Your baby's gonna come through
_________________________________
Let me be good
_________________________________
To you
_________________________________
(GIGGLES)
_________________________________
(CRASHING)
_________________________________
Yeah!
_________________________________
(MEN CHATTERING, LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(SQUEALS)
_________________________________
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
_________________________________
-(GUNSHOT)
-(GLASS BREAKING)
_________________________________
-Dawson. Dawson!
-What? Wha... What!
_________________________________
-What in heaven's name is going on?
-I've spotted our peg-legged...
_________________________________
Come on, old fellow.
There's not a moment to lose.
_________________________________
-(ALL SHOUTING)
-(GUNSHOT)
_________________________________
(FIDGET HUMMING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Let me be good to you
_________________________________
(CONTINUES HUMMING)
_________________________________
So dream on and drink your beer
_________________________________
-Your baby's here
-DAWSON: Basil?
_________________________________
Basil?
_________________________________
Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
_________________________________
(WHISPERS) Follow me.
_________________________________
DAWSON: Great Scott.
I can't see a thing.
_________________________________
BASIL: Grab my coat and follow along.
No, no, no, not that way.
_________________________________
Dawson, look out for your...
_________________________________
-(METAL CLANGS)
-DAWSON: Ow! Confound it!
_________________________________
Do you have any idea
where we're going?
_________________________________
BASIL: But of course. Left turn.
_________________________________
Right turn here, doctor.
_________________________________
-Aah!
-B.E.N., shh!
_________________________________
Sorry, sorry. Sorry.
_________________________________
Okay, I'll get the map. You wait here.
_________________________________
Roger, Jimmy.
I'll neutralize laser cannons, sir!
_________________________________
B.E.N.! B.E.N.!
_________________________________
(SINGING)
Yo-ho, yo-ho, a pirate's life for me
_________________________________
-(HUMMING)
-(SIGHS)
_________________________________
Disable a few laser cannons.
What is the big deal?
_________________________________
All we gotta do is find that one little wire.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Oh, mama.
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
-Yes.
-(ALARM BLARING)
_________________________________
Bad, B.E.N. Bad.
_________________________________
Okay, fixing.
_________________________________
That stupid robot's
gonna get us all...
_________________________________
Killed.
_________________________________
Cabin boy.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(GROWLING)
_________________________________
(SQUEALING)
_________________________________
(POWERS UP)
_________________________________
B.E.N.: Whoops. Okay, don't panic.
_________________________________
Breathing in, breathing out...
_________________________________
-Aah!
-Hmm?
_________________________________
This has gotta be cannons.
_________________________________
Maybe not.
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Heh, heh.
_________________________________
Come on, come on, come on.
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
(SNICKERS) Oh, yes.
_________________________________
Do say hello to Mr. Arrow.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Tell him yourself!
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
Back you go, you naughty plug! Oh!
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
(RATTLING)
_________________________________
(COUGHING)
_________________________________
-Morph?
-(CHATTERS)
_________________________________
B.E.N.: Laser cannons disconnected,
_________________________________
Captain Jimmy, sir!
_________________________________
Gee, that wasn't so tough.
_________________________________
On your left is Hercules' villa.
_________________________________
Our next stop is
the Pecs and Flex Gift Shop
_________________________________
where you can pick up
_________________________________
the great hero's 30-minute
workout scroll Buns of Bronze.
_________________________________
At 1:00,
you got a meeting with King Augeas.
_________________________________
He's got a problem with his stables.
_________________________________
I'd advise you
not to wear your new sandals.
_________________________________
-Phil?
-I told you, don't move!
_________________________________
PHIL: DGR, the Daughters of
the Greek Revolution.
_________________________________
-Phil.
-At 3:00,
_________________________________
you gotta get a girdle
from some Amazons.
_________________________________
Phil, what's the point?
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
That's it!
_________________________________
Keep your toga on, pal.
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
Yuck!
_________________________________
What d'you mean, "What's the point?"
_________________________________
You wanna go to Olympus, don't ya?
_________________________________
Yeah, but this stuff doesn't seem
to be getting me anywhere.
_________________________________
You can't give up now.
I'm countin' on ya.
_________________________________
I gave this everything I had.
_________________________________
Listen to me, kid. I seen 'em all.
_________________________________
And I am tellin' you,
and this is the honest-to-Zeus truth,
_________________________________
-you got somethin' I never seen before.
-Really?
_________________________________
I can feel it right down
to these stubby bowlegs of mine.
_________________________________
There is nothin' you can't do, kid.
_________________________________
-(DOOR OPENING)
-(GIRLS SCREAMING)
_________________________________
It's him!
_________________________________
Hey, watch it! Watch it! Watch...
_________________________________
-I touched his elbow!
-I got his sweatband!
_________________________________
-(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
-(GRUNTING) Phil, help!
_________________________________
-Okay. Escape plan, beta.
-Gotcha.
_________________________________
-(BLOWING WHISTLE)
-Hey. Where is he?
_________________________________
There he goes! On the veranda!
_________________________________
-(SCREAMING)
-Whoa!
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Let's see.
_________________________________
What could be behind
curtain number one?
_________________________________
Meg!
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) It's all right.
The sea of raging hormones has ebbed.
_________________________________
Gee, it's great to see you.
_________________________________
I missed you.
_________________________________
So this is what heroes do
on their days off.
_________________________________
(BASHFUL CHUCKLE) I'm no hero.
_________________________________
Sure ya are. Everybody in Greece
_________________________________
thinks you're the greatest thing
since they put the pocket in pitta.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) I know. It's crazy.
_________________________________
You know, I can't go anywhere
without being mobbed.
_________________________________
-I mean...
-You sound like you could use a break.
_________________________________
-Think your nanny goat would go...
-(BLEATING SQUEAK)
_________________________________
...berserk if you played hooky
this afternoon?
_________________________________
Oh, gee. I don't know.
_________________________________
Phil's got the rest of the day
pretty much booked.
_________________________________
Ah, Phil, schmill. Just follow me.
_________________________________
Out the window, round the dumbbells,
you lift up the back wall and we're gone.
_________________________________
ALADDIN: (SIGHS)
What am I gonna do?
_________________________________
Jasmine won't even let me talk to her.
_________________________________
I should've known I couldn't pull off
this stupid prince wish.
_________________________________
(GROWLING)
_________________________________
So move.
_________________________________
Hey.
_________________________________
That's a good move.
_________________________________
I can't believe it. I'm losing to a rug.
_________________________________
Genie, I need help.
_________________________________
All right, Sparky, here's the deal.
_________________________________
If you wanna court the little lady,
you gotta be a straight shooter.
_________________________________
-Do you got it?
-What?
_________________________________
(READING)
_________________________________
No way.
_________________________________
If Jasmine found out I was really
some crummy street rat,
_________________________________
she'd laugh at me.
_________________________________
A woman appreciates a man
who can make her laugh.
_________________________________
AI, all joking aside,
you really ought to be yourself.
_________________________________
Hey, that's the last thing I wanna be.
_________________________________
Okay, I'm gonna go see her.
_________________________________
I just...
I gotta be smooth, cool, confident.
_________________________________
How do I look?
_________________________________
Like a prince.
_________________________________
-(MAX BARKS)
-(WHISTLES) Come here, boy.
_________________________________
-(BARKS)
-(ERIC GROWLS)
_________________________________
This has got to be, without a doubt,
_________________________________
the single most humiliating day
of my life.
of my life.
_________________________________
I hope that you appreciate
what I go through for you, young lady.
what I go through for you, young lady.
_________________________________
Now, we got to make a plan
to get that boy to kiss you.
_________________________________
Tomorrow when he takes you
for that ride, you gotta look your best.
for that ride, you gotta look your best.
_________________________________
You gotta bat your eyes, like this.
_________________________________
You gotta pucker up your lips, like this.
_________________________________
Hmm.
_________________________________
You are hopeless, child. You know that?
_________________________________
Completely hopeless. (YAWNS)
_________________________________
Any sign of them?
_________________________________
No, Your Majesty.
We've searched everywhere.
_________________________________
We've found no trace of
your daughter or Sebastian.
_________________________________
Well, keep looking.
_________________________________
Leave no shell unturned,
_________________________________
Leave no shell unturned,
no coral unexplored.
_________________________________
Let no one in this kingdom sleep
until she's safe at home.
_________________________________
Yes, sire.
_________________________________
TRITON: Oh, what have I done?
TRITON: Oh, what have I done?
What have I done?
_________________________________
(SINGING) What can I say except
(SINGING) What can I say except
_________________________________
We're dead soon
_________________________________
We're dead soon
_________________________________
Can you at least try?
Can you at least try?
_________________________________
Giant hawk.
_________________________________
Hey, it's okay, it's okay
We're dead soon
_________________________________
All right, break time's over.
_________________________________
Get up.
_________________________________
Why? Are you gonna
give me a speech?
_________________________________
Tell me I can beat Te Kā
'cause I'm "Maui?"
_________________________________
Take a hike, Tiny.
_________________________________
How do you get your tattoos?
_________________________________
They show up. When I earn them.
_________________________________
How'd you earn that one?
What's that for?
_________________________________
That's man's discovery of Nunya.
_________________________________
What's Nunya?
_________________________________
Nunya business.
_________________________________
I'll just keep asking.
_________________________________
What's it for?
_________________________________
You need to stop doing that.
_________________________________
-Back off.
-Just tell me what it is.
_________________________________
I said back off.
_________________________________
Is it why your hook's not working?
_________________________________
You don't wanna talk, don't talk.
_________________________________
You wanna throw me off the boat...
_________________________________
throw me off.
_________________________________
You wanna tell me
I don't know what I'm doing...
_________________________________
I know I don't.
_________________________________
I have no idea why the ocean chose me.
_________________________________
You're right.
_________________________________
But my island is dying...
_________________________________
so I am here.
_________________________________
It's just me and you.
_________________________________
And I want to help...
_________________________________
but I can't if you don't let me.
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
MAUI: I wasn't born a demigod.
_________________________________
I had human parents.
_________________________________
They took one look and decided...
_________________________________
they did not want me.
_________________________________
They threw me into the sea...
_________________________________
like I was nothing.
_________________________________
Somehow, I was found by the gods.
_________________________________
They gave me the hook.
_________________________________
They made me...
_________________________________
Maui.
_________________________________
And back to the humans I went.
_________________________________
I gave them islands, fire, coconuts.
_________________________________
Anything they could ever want.
_________________________________
You took the heart for them.
_________________________________
You did everything for them.
_________________________________
So they'd love you.
_________________________________
It was never enough.
_________________________________
Maybe the gods found you for a reason.
_________________________________
Maybe the ocean brought you to them...
_________________________________
because it saw someone
who was worthy of being saved.
_________________________________
But the gods aren't the ones
who make you Maui.
_________________________________
You are.
_________________________________
Okay, okay.
_________________________________
I love you, too, buddy.
_________________________________
Cheeeehoooo!
_________________________________
Yeah!
_________________________________
Next stop, Te Fiti.
_________________________________
Has he kissed her yet?
_________________________________
-Not yet.
-Oh!
_________________________________
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
_________________________________
(CLUCKING)
_________________________________
PUPPETEER: Oh, Judy!
_________________________________
Yo, Flounder! Any kissing?
_________________________________
No, not yet.
_________________________________
Hmm. Well, they'd better get crackin'!
_________________________________
(WHINNIES)
_________________________________
(CHIRPING)
_________________________________
(LAUGHTER)
_________________________________
HERCULES: Wow. What a day.
_________________________________
First, that restaurant by the bay,
and then that play, that Oedipus thing.
_________________________________
Man! I thought I had problems.
_________________________________
-(LAUGHING, CLEARS THROAT)
-(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
-Psst! Stop foolin' around!
-Yeah. Get the goods, sister.
_________________________________
I didn't know that
playing hooky could be so much fun.
_________________________________
-Yeah. Neither did I.
-Thanks, Meg.
_________________________________
Oh. (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Don't thank me just yet.
_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________
Oop. Careful.
_________________________________
Sorry. Weak ankles.
_________________________________
Oh, yeah? Well,
maybe you better sit down for a while.
_________________________________
So, uh, do you have any problems
with things like this?
_________________________________
Uh...
_________________________________
Weak ankles, I mean.
_________________________________
Oh, no. Not really.
_________________________________
No weaknesses whatsoever?
_________________________________
No trick knee?
_________________________________
Ruptured disks?
_________________________________
(NERVOUS CHUCKLE, GULPS)
_________________________________
No. I'm afraid I'm, uh, fit as a fiddle.
_________________________________
(SIGHS) Wonderboy, you are perfect.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) Thanks.
_________________________________
-(CRASHING, SPLASHING)
-Whoops!
_________________________________
It looks better that way.
_________________________________
No, it really does.
_________________________________
(SIGHS) You know, when I was a kid,
_________________________________
I would have given anything
I would have given anything
to be exactly like everybody else.
_________________________________
(SCOFFS) You wanted to be
petty and dishonest?
_________________________________
Everybody's not like that.
_________________________________
Yes, they are.
_________________________________
You're not like that.
_________________________________
How do you know what I'm like?
_________________________________
All I know is you're the most amazing
person with weak ankles I've ever met.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________
Meg, when I'm with you,
I don't feel so alone.
_________________________________
Sometimes it's better to be alone.
_________________________________
What do you mean?
_________________________________
Nobody can hurt you.
_________________________________
Meg?
_________________________________
I would never, ever hurt you.
_________________________________
And I don't wanna hurt you, so let's both
do ourselves a favour and stop this
_________________________________
before we...
_________________________________
PHIL: All right! Break it up! Break it up!
Party's over!
_________________________________
-I been lookin' all over this town!
-Calm down, mutton man.
_________________________________
It was all my fault.
_________________________________
You're already on my list, sister,
so don't make it worse!
_________________________________
-(SNORTING)
-(SNORTS BACK)
_________________________________
And as for you, ya bum,
you're gonna go to the stadium
_________________________________
and you're gonna be put through
the workout of your life!
_________________________________
-Now get on the horse.
-Okay, okay.
_________________________________
-I'm sorry.
-Ah, he'll get over it.
_________________________________
PHIL: Move!
Move, move, move, move, move! Move!
_________________________________
-(NEIGHING)
-Whoo! Yahee!
_________________________________
Hey, watch it, watch it! Watch it!
Keep your goo-goo eyes on the...
_________________________________
That's it. Next time, I drive.
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
-ALADDIN: Princess Jasmine?
-(GROWLING)
_________________________________
-Who's there?
-It's me, Prince Ali.
_________________________________
Ahem. Uh, Prince Ali Ababwa.
_________________________________
I do not want to see you.
_________________________________
No, no, please, Princess.
Give me a chance.
_________________________________
-JASMINE: Just leave me alone.
-Down, kitty.
_________________________________
So, how's our little beau doing?
_________________________________
-Good kitty, take off.
-(RAJAH GROWLING)
_________________________________
Down, kitty.
_________________________________
Wait. Wait.
_________________________________
Do I know you?
_________________________________
Uh, no. No.
_________________________________
You remind me of someone
I met in the marketplace.
_________________________________
The marketplace?
_________________________________
I have servants who go
to the marketplace for me.
_________________________________
Why, I even have servants who go to
the marketplace for my servants,
_________________________________
so it couldn't have been me you met.
_________________________________
No. I guess not.
_________________________________
GENIE: Enough about you, Casanova.
Talk about her.
_________________________________
She's smart, fun, the hair, the eyes.
_________________________________
Anything. Pick a feature.
_________________________________
Ahem. Uh, Princess Jasmine?
You're very...
_________________________________
Wonderful, magnificent, glorious,
_________________________________
-punctual.
-Punctual.
_________________________________
-Punctual?
-Sorry.
_________________________________
-Uh, beautiful.
-Nice recovery.
_________________________________
Hmm.
_________________________________
I'm rich, too, you know.
_________________________________
-Yeah.
-The daughter of a sultan.
_________________________________
I know.
_________________________________
A fine prize for any prince to marry.
_________________________________
Uh, right. Right. A prince like me.
_________________________________
Warning! Warning!
_________________________________
Right. A prince like you.
_________________________________
And every other stuffed shirt,
swaggering peacock I've met.
_________________________________
Mayday! Mayday!
_________________________________
JASMINE: Just go jump off a balcony!
_________________________________
-What?
-Stop her. Stop her!
_________________________________
-Want me to sting her?
-Buzz off.
_________________________________
Okay, fine.
But remember, "bee" yourself.
_________________________________
-Yeah, right.
-What?
_________________________________
Uh... Uh, you're right.
_________________________________
(SIGHS) You aren't just
some prize to be won.
_________________________________
You should be free
to make your own choice.
_________________________________
I'll go now.
_________________________________
-No!
-What? What?
_________________________________
How...
_________________________________
How are you doing that?
_________________________________
-It's a magic carpet.
-It's lovely.
_________________________________
-(KISSES)
-You, uh...
_________________________________
You don't want to go for a ride, do you?
_________________________________
We could get out of the palace,
see the world.
_________________________________
-Is it safe?
-Sure. Do you trust me?
_________________________________
-What?
-Do you trust me?
_________________________________
Yes.
_________________________________
(SINGING) I can show you the world
_________________________________
Shining, shimmering, splendid
_________________________________
Tell me, Princess
_________________________________
Now, when did you last
Let your heart decide
_________________________________
I can open your eyes
_________________________________
Take you wonder by wonder
_________________________________
Over, sideways and under
_________________________________
On a magic carpet ride
_________________________________
A whole new world
_________________________________
A new fantastic point of view
_________________________________
No one to tell us no
Or where to go
_________________________________
Or say we're only dreaming
_________________________________
A whole new world
_________________________________
A dazzling place
I never knew
_________________________________
But when I'm way up here
It's crystal clear
_________________________________
That now I'm in
A whole new world with you
_________________________________
ALADDIN: Now I'm in
A whole new world with you
_________________________________
JASMINE: Unbelievable sights
_________________________________
Indescribable feeling
_________________________________
Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling
_________________________________
Through an endless diamond sky
_________________________________
-A whole new world
-Don't you dare close your eyes
_________________________________
-A hundred thousand things to see
-Hold your breath, it gets better
_________________________________
I'm like a shooting star
I've come so far
_________________________________
I can't go back to where I used to be
_________________________________
-A whole new world
-Every turn a surprise
_________________________________
-With new horizons to pursue
-Every moment red-letter
_________________________________
BOTH: I'll chase them anywhere
There's time to spare
_________________________________
Let me share
This whole new world with you
_________________________________
-A whole new world
-A whole new world
_________________________________
-That's where we'll be
-That's where we'll be
_________________________________
-A thrilling chase
-A wondrous place
_________________________________
For you and me
_________________________________
(WHOOSHING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SHRIEKING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SHADOWS SHRIEKING)
_________________________________
RAY: ...you going to see a blind nutria.
_________________________________
RAY: ...you going to see a blind nutria.
You say, "Hello." And he say, "What?"
_________________________________
_________________________________
And you say, "That a ugly fish."
_________________________________
_________________________________
(ALL LAUGHING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Anyone for seconds?
_________________________________
_________________________________
That was magnificent!
You truly have a gift.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Why, thank you.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(RAY GASPS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
There she is.
_________________________________
_________________________________
The sweetest firefly in all creation.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Evangeline?
_________________________________
_________________________________
I want to meet this girl. Where she at?
_________________________________
_________________________________
How you can miss her?
_________________________________
_________________________________
She glowing right up there
in front of y'all.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SINGING) Look how she lights up
the sky
_________________________________
the sky
_________________________________
Ma belle Evangeline
_________________________________
(LAUGHS) That ain't no fire...
_________________________________
(LAUGHS) That ain't no fire...
_________________________________
Shh!
_________________________________
_________________________________
So far above me, yet I
_________________________________
_________________________________
Know her heart belongs to only me
_________________________________
_________________________________
(RAY SINGING IN FRENCH)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(TRANSLATING) I adore you.
_________________________________
_________________________________
I love you.
_________________________________
_________________________________
I'm just translating.
_________________________________
_________________________________
You're my queen of the night
_________________________________
_________________________________
So still, so bright
_________________________________
_________________________________
That someone as beautiful as she
_________________________________
_________________________________
Could love someone like me
_________________________________
No. I don't dance.
_________________________________
No. I don't dance.
_________________________________
Love always finds a way, it's true
_________________________________
I've never danced.
_________________________________
I've never danced.
_________________________________
And I love you, Evangeline
_________________________________
_________________________________
If I can mince, you can dance.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________
RAY: Love is beautiful
_________________________________
RAY: Love is beautiful
Love is wonderful
_________________________________
_________________________________
Love is everything
_________________________________
_________________________________
Do you agree?
_________________________________
_________________________________
(RAY EXCLAIMS IN FRENCH)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Look how she lights up the sky
_________________________________
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
I love you, Evangeline
_________________________________
_________________________________
Ah!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Lottie's getting herself
one heck of a dance partner.
_________________________________
_________________________________
We best be pushing on.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
FLOUNDER: Move over.
FLOUNDER: Move over.
Move your big feathers.
_________________________________
I can't see a thing.
_________________________________
SCUTTLE: Nothing is happening.
SCUTTLE: Nothing is happening.
_________________________________
Only one day left,
and that boy ain't puckered up once.
and that boy ain't puckered up once.
_________________________________
Okay. All right, this calls for
a little vocal romantic stimulation.
_________________________________
-SCUTTLE: Stand back!
-(CHIRPING)
_________________________________
(CLEARS THROAT)
Wa, wa, wa, wa-wa!
Wa, wa, wa, wa-wa!
_________________________________
Wow. Somebody should find that poor
animal and put it out of its misery.
_________________________________
Wa, wa, wa-wa!
_________________________________
-Wa, wa, wa, wa-wa!
-(SCOFFS)
-(SCOFFS)
_________________________________
Geez, man.
I'm surrounded by amateurs.
I'm surrounded by amateurs.
_________________________________
SCUTTLE: Wa, wa, wa, wa!
SCUTTLE: Wa, wa, wa, wa!
_________________________________
You want something done,
you've got to do it yourself.
_________________________________
First we got to create the mood.
_________________________________
-Percussion.
-(DRUMS PLAYING)
-(DRUMS PLAYING)
_________________________________
Strings. Winds.
_________________________________
Words.
_________________________________
(SINGING) There you see her
_________________________________
Sitting there across the way
_________________________________
She don't got a lot to say
_________________________________
But there's something about her
_________________________________
And you don't know why
but you're dyin' to try
_________________________________
You wanna kiss the girl
_________________________________
Did you hear something?
_________________________________
-Yes
-You want her
-You want her
_________________________________
Look at her
You know you do
_________________________________
Possible she want you, too
_________________________________
There is one way to ask her
_________________________________
It don't take a word
Not a single word
_________________________________
Go on and kiss the girl
Go on and kiss the girl
_________________________________
Sing with me now.
_________________________________
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
My, oh, my
_________________________________
Look like the boy too shy
He ain't gonna kiss the girl
_________________________________
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Ain't that sad?
_________________________________
Ain't it a shame?
Too bad he gonna miss the girl
_________________________________
You know, I feel really bad
not knowing your name.
_________________________________
Maybe I could guess.
_________________________________
Is it, uh, Mildred?
_________________________________
Is it, uh, Mildred?
_________________________________
(LAUGHS) Okay, no.
_________________________________
How about Diana? Rachel?
_________________________________
Ariel. Her name is Ariel.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Ariel?
_________________________________
Ariel?
_________________________________
_________________________________
That's kind of pretty. Okay. Ariel.
_________________________________
Now's your moment
_________________________________
Floating in a blue lagoon
_________________________________
Boy, you better do it soon
No time will be better
_________________________________
_________________________________
She don't say a word
And she won't say a word
_________________________________
Until ya kiss the girl
Until ya kiss the girl
_________________________________
(FISH CHATTERING)
_________________________________
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Don't be scared
_________________________________
You got the mood prepared
Go on and kiss the girl
_________________________________
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Don't stop now
_________________________________
Don't try to hide it how
You wanna kiss the girl
_________________________________
Whoa, whoa
_________________________________
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Float along
_________________________________
-And listen to the song
-Wa, wa, wa, wa-wa!
_________________________________
-Song say kiss the girl
-Whoa, whoa
_________________________________
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
The music play
_________________________________
Do what the music say
You gotta kiss the girl
_________________________________
(MAKING KISSING SOUNDS)
_________________________________
Kiss the girl
_________________________________
-Why don't you
-Kiss the girl?
_________________________________
(MAKING KISSING SOUNDS)
_________________________________
(MAKING KISSING SOUNDS)
_________________________________
Go on and kiss the girl
_________________________________
-Go on and...
-Kiss the girl
_________________________________
ERIC: Whoa! Hang on, I've got ya.
ERIC: Whoa! Hang on, I've got ya.
_________________________________
(BOTH CACKLE)
_________________________________
URSULA: Nice work, boys.
_________________________________
URSULA: Nice work, boys.
_________________________________
Oh, what's the matter with me?
_________________________________
You'd think a girl would learn.
_________________________________
(SINGING) If there's a prize
for rotten judgment
(SINGING) If there's a prize
for rotten judgment
_________________________________
I guess I've already won that
_________________________________
No man is worth the aggravation
_________________________________
That's ancient history
Been there, done that
_________________________________
Who d'ya think you're kidding
He's the Earth and heaven to you
_________________________________
Try to keep it hidden
Honey, we can see right through you
_________________________________
-Oh, no
-Girl, you can't conceal it
_________________________________
We know how you feel
and who you're thinkin' of
_________________________________
No chance, no way
I won't say it, no, no
_________________________________
You swoon, you sigh
Why deny it? Uh-oh
_________________________________
It's too cliché, I won't say I'm in love
_________________________________
Shoo-doo, shoo-doo
Oooooo
_________________________________
I thought my heart
had learned its lesson
_________________________________
It feels so good when you start out
_________________________________
My head is screaming
"Get a grip, girl"
_________________________________
Unless you're dyin'
To cry your heart out
_________________________________
You keep on denying
Who you are and how you're feelin'
_________________________________
Baby, we're not buyin'
Hon, we saw you hit the ceilin'
_________________________________
Face it like a grown-up
When you gonna own up that you
_________________________________
-Got
-Got it bad?
_________________________________
Oh, no chance, no way
I won't say it, no, no
_________________________________
-Give up, but give in
-Check the grin, you're in love
_________________________________
This scene won't play
I won't say I'm in love
_________________________________
You're doing flips
You're doing flips
Read our lips
_________________________________
You're in love
_________________________________
You're way off base
I won't say I'm it
_________________________________
She won't say in love
_________________________________
Get off my case, I won't say it
_________________________________
Girl, don't be proud
It's okay, you're in love
_________________________________
Oh
_________________________________
At least out loud
_________________________________
I won't say I'm in
_________________________________
-Love
-Shoo-doo, shoo-doo
_________________________________
Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
_________________________________
Ah
_________________________________
-It's all so magical.
-Yeah.
_________________________________
It's a shame Abu had to miss this.
_________________________________
Nah. He hates fireworks.
_________________________________
He doesn't like flying, either.
_________________________________
Uh, that is, um... Oh, no.
_________________________________
You are the boy from the market.
I knew it.
_________________________________
-Why did you lie to me?
-Jasmine, I'm sorry.
_________________________________
-Did you think I was stupid?
-No.
_________________________________
-That I wouldn't figure it out?
-No.
_________________________________
I mean, I hoped you wouldn't.
No, that's not what I meant.
_________________________________
Who are you? Tell me the truth.
_________________________________
The truth?
_________________________________
The truth. Um...
_________________________________
The truth is...
_________________________________
I sometimes dress as a commoner, um,
_________________________________
to escape the pressures of palace life.
_________________________________
But I really am a prince.
_________________________________
Why didn't you just tell me?
_________________________________
Well, you know,
_________________________________
royalty going out into the city
in disguise,
_________________________________
it sounds a little strange,
don't you think?
_________________________________
Hmm.
_________________________________
Not that strange.
_________________________________
Good night, my handsome prince.
_________________________________
Sleep well, Princess.
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
Yes!
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
Hey, what's the buzz, huh, Meg?
_________________________________
What is the weak link
in Wonderboy's chain?
_________________________________
Get yourself another girl. I'm through.
_________________________________
I'm sorry. Do you mind
runnin' that by me again?
_________________________________
I must have had a chunk of brimstone
wedged in my ear or something.
_________________________________
Then read my lips! Forget it.
_________________________________
Meg, Meg, Meg,
my sweet, deluded little minion.
_________________________________
Aren't we forgetting one teensy-weensy,
but ever so crucial little, tiny detail?
_________________________________
I own you!
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
-I got another horn here.
-HADES: You work for me.
_________________________________
That kid's gonna be
doin' laps for a month.
_________________________________
HADES: If I say, "Sing, " you say,
"Hey, name that tune."
_________________________________
If I say, "I want Wonderboy's head
on a platter, " you say...
_________________________________
Medium or well-done.
_________________________________
Oh! I knew that dame was trouble.
This is gonna break the kid's heart.
_________________________________
-MEG: I'll work on that.
-I'm sorry. You hear that sound?
_________________________________
That's the sound of your freedom
fluttering out the window forever.
_________________________________
(COUGHING) I don't care.
I'm not gonna help you hurt him.
_________________________________
I can't believe you're
getting so worked up about some guy.
_________________________________
This one is different.
He's honest, and he's sweet...
_________________________________
Please!
_________________________________
-He would never do anything to hurt me.
-He's a guy!
_________________________________
Besides, O oneness,
you can't beat him.
_________________________________
He has no weaknesses. He's gonna...
_________________________________
I think he does, Meg.
_________________________________
I truly think he does.
_________________________________
For the first time in my life,
things are starting to go right.
_________________________________
-(YELLING)
-(STRUGGLING)
_________________________________
(MUFFLED) Abu. Abu.
_________________________________
Hold him.
_________________________________
I'm afraid you've worn out
your welcome, Prince Abubu.
_________________________________
(MUFFLED) Why, you...
_________________________________
Make sure he's never found.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Never fails. You get in the bath
and there's a rub at the lamp.
_________________________________
Hello? AI?
_________________________________
(GASPING) AI! Kid, snap out of it.
_________________________________
You can't cheat on this one.
I can't help unless you make a wish.
_________________________________
You have to say, "Genie,
I want you to save my life." Got it?
_________________________________
Come on, Aladdin!
_________________________________
I'll take that as a yes.
(IMITATING ALARM)
_________________________________
Up scope.
_________________________________
(BABBLING IN GERMAN)
_________________________________
(COUGHING)
_________________________________
Don't you scare me like that.
_________________________________
Genie, I, uh...
_________________________________
I...
_________________________________
-Thanks, Genie.
-Oh, AI.
_________________________________
I'm gettin' kind of fond of you, kid.
_________________________________
Not that I wanna pick out
curtains or anything.
_________________________________
That was a close one. Too close.
_________________________________
The little tramp!
Ah, she's better than I thought.
_________________________________
Well, at this rate,
he'll be kissing her by sunset for sure.
he'll be kissing her by sunset for sure.
_________________________________
(CRASHING)
_________________________________
Well, it's time Ursula
took matters into her own tentacles.
_________________________________
Well, it's time Ursula
took matters into her own tentacles.
_________________________________
Triton's daughter will be mine!
And then I'll make him writhe.
_________________________________
I'll see him wriggle
like a worm on a hook!
_________________________________
(CACKLES)
_________________________________
(PIPE PLAYS)
_________________________________
Eric? If I may say,
_________________________________
far better than any dream girl
is one of flesh and blood,
_________________________________
one warm and caring
and right before your eyes.
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
(ARIEL'S VOICE VOCALIZING)
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Tiana!
-Naveen!
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SHOUTS)
_________________________________
RAY: No, no, no!
_________________________________
RAY: No, no, no!
_________________________________
(NAVEEN GRUNTS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Not bad for a 197-year-old blind lady.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Now which one of you naughty children
been messing with the Shadow Man?
_________________________________
TIANA: We're so glad we found you,
_________________________________
TIANA: We're so glad we found you,
Mama Odie.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Ray and Louis here
have been telling us all about you.
_________________________________
_________________________________
We've been traveling quite a long way,
_________________________________
_________________________________
and you can't imagine
what we've been through.
_________________________________
_________________________________
And we...
_________________________________
_________________________________
-And we heard that you...
-Juju!
_________________________________
_________________________________
(LAUGHS) Come on over here,
you bad boy.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Give us a little sugar, now.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(GAGGING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Y'all just loves your mama, don't you?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Good to see you again, Ray.
How's your grandmama?
_________________________________
_________________________________
She's fine. Got in a little trouble
for flashing the neighbors again.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Oooh, I like that gal's spunk!
_________________________________
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Mama Odie.
_________________________________
_________________________________
We don't want to take up
too much of your time...
_________________________________
_________________________________
Y'all want some candy?
_________________________________
_________________________________
(STUTTERING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Not really.
-No, thank you.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Now, that's too bad.
It's a special candy.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Would have turned y'all human.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Wait! Don't! Please don't take it!
-No! Please!
_________________________________
_________________________________
I'm just messing with y'all.
_________________________________
_________________________________
How on Earth did you know
that we wanted to turn back...
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SNORING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Mama Odie?
-Juju!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Why didn't you tell me
my gumbo was burning?
_________________________________
_________________________________
You sure this is the right
blind voodoo lady
_________________________________
_________________________________
who lives in a boat in a tree
in the bayou?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Pretty sure.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Can't believe this.
Got to do everything around here.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Mama Odie, if you...
-Taste this!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Well?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Hit it hard with a couple of shots
of Tabasco and it's the bee's knees.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Now, can we...
-Juju!
_________________________________
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
That's got some zang to it!
_________________________________
_________________________________
That's just what it needed.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Now, y'all figure out what you need?
_________________________________
_________________________________
It's just like you said, Mama Odie.
We need to be human.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SCOFFS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Y'all ain't got the sense
you was born with!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Y'all want to be human
but you're blind to what you need!
_________________________________
_________________________________
What we want? What we need?
Is all the same thing, yes?
_________________________________
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMS IN PAIN)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Is the same thing? No!
_________________________________
_________________________________
You listen to your mama now.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SINGING) Don't matter
what you look like
what you look like
_________________________________
Don't matter what you wear
Don't matter what you wear
_________________________________
How many rings you got on your finger
How many rings you got on your finger
_________________________________
-We don't care, no
-We don't care, no
-ALL: We don't care
_________________________________
Don't matter where you come from
Don't even matter what you are
Don't matter where you come from
Don't even matter what you are
_________________________________
A dog, a pig, a cow, a goat
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Had 'em all in here
-ALL: Had 'em all in here
_________________________________
_________________________________
And they all knew what they wanted
What they wanted me to do
What they wanted me to do
_________________________________
I told 'em what they needed
Just like I be telling you
Just like I be telling you
_________________________________
ALL: You got to dig a little deeper
_________________________________
ALL: You got to dig a little deeper
_________________________________
Find out who you are
_________________________________
_________________________________
ALL: You got to dig a little deeper
_________________________________
It really ain't that far
It really ain't that far
_________________________________
When you find out who you are
_________________________________
When you find out who you are
_________________________________
You'll find out what you need
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Blue skies and sunshine
-ALL: Blue skies and sunshine
_________________________________
_________________________________
Guaranteed
_________________________________
_________________________________
-You got to dig
-ALL: Dig
_________________________________
_________________________________
Prince Froggy is a rich little boy
You want to be rich again
You want to be rich again
_________________________________
That ain't gonna make you happy now
Did it make you happy then? No!
That ain't gonna make you happy now
Did it make you happy then? No!
_________________________________
Money ain't got no soul
Money ain't got no heart
Money ain't got no heart
_________________________________
All you need is some self-control
All you need is some self-control
_________________________________
Make yourself a brand-new start
_________________________________
Make yourself a brand-new start
_________________________________
ALL: You got to dig a little deeper
_________________________________
_________________________________
Don't have far to go
_________________________________
_________________________________
ALL: You got to dig a little deeper
_________________________________
_________________________________
Tell the people Mama told you so
_________________________________
_________________________________
Can't tell you what you'll find
_________________________________
Maybe love will grant you
peace of mind
Maybe love will grant you
peace of mind
_________________________________
Dig a little deeper and you'll know
Dig a little deeper and you'll know
_________________________________
-MAMA ODIE: Miss Froggy.
-MAMA ODIE: Miss Froggy.
-Ma'am?
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Might I have a word?
-Yes, ma'am.
_________________________________
_________________________________
You's a hard one, that's what I heard.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Your daddy was a loving man
Family, through and through
Family, through and through
_________________________________
You your daddy's daughter
What he had in him, you got in you
_________________________________
You your daddy's daughter
What he had in him, you got in you
_________________________________
ALL: You got to dig a little deeper
_________________________________
For you, it's gonna be tough
For you, it's gonna be tough
_________________________________
ALL: You got to dig a little deeper
ALL: You got to dig a little deeper
_________________________________
You ain't dug near far enough
You ain't dug near far enough
_________________________________
Dig down deep inside yourself
Dig down deep inside yourself
_________________________________
You'll find out what you need
You'll find out what you need
_________________________________
ALL: Blue skies and sunshine
Guaranteed
ALL: Blue skies and sunshine
Guaranteed
_________________________________
Open up the windows!
Let in the light, children!
Open up the windows!
Let in the light, children!
_________________________________
ALL: Blue skies and sunshine
Blue skies and sunshine
ALL: Blue skies and sunshine
Blue skies and sunshine
_________________________________
Blue skies and sunshine
_________________________________
Blue skies and sunshine
_________________________________
Guaranteed
_________________________________
_________________________________
Well, Miss Froggy, do you understand
what you need now, child?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Yes. I do, Mama Odie.
_________________________________
_________________________________
I need to dig a little deeper
and work even harder
_________________________________
_________________________________
to get my restaurant.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SOBS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
All right, y'all, one more time!
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SINGING) It don't matter
what you look like
_________________________________
what you look like
_________________________________
It don't...
_________________________________
_________________________________
Nobody is going to sing with Ray?
Okay.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Well, if y'all are set on being human,
there's only one way.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Gumbo, gumbo in the pot.
_________________________________
_________________________________
We need a princess, whatcha got?
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SNORING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Lottie? But she's not a princess.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Hush up and look at the gumbo.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Ta-da!
_________________________________
TIANA: That's right. Big Daddy's
_________________________________
TIANA: That's right. Big Daddy's
King of the Mardi Gras parade.
_________________________________
_________________________________
So that makes Lottie a princess.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Does that count?
-Yes, it does,
_________________________________
_________________________________
but only till midnight
when Mardi Gras is over.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Hop-along, you only got till then
to get that princess to kiss you.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Once she does, boom!
_________________________________
_________________________________
(MAMA ODIE CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
_________________________________
You both turn human!
_________________________________
_________________________________
-Midnight?
-That doesn't give us much time at all.
_________________________________
_________________________________
What about me, Mama?
_________________________________
_________________________________
I want to be human, too,
so I can play jazz with the big boys.
_________________________________
_________________________________
I want fingers and toes
and a bellybutton.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Not the kind that sticks out
but the kind that goes in.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Jabber Jaws, you dig a little deeper,
you'll find everything you need.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Come on, come on, come on.
_________________________________
_________________________________
There's a lot of river
between here and New Orleans.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Y'all best get to swimming.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Wait! I got a better idea.
_________________________________
Ariel!
_________________________________
Ariel, wake up! Wake up.
I just heard the news. Congratulations.
_________________________________
Kiddo, we did it!
_________________________________
(YAWNS)
_________________________________
(YAWNS)
_________________________________
What is this idiot babbling about?
_________________________________
Right, as if you two didn't know, huh?
_________________________________
The whole town's buzzin'
_________________________________
about the prince gettin' himself
hitched this afternoon!
_________________________________
about the prince gettin' himself
hitched this afternoon!
_________________________________
You know, he's getting married.
_________________________________
You silly side-walker.
I just wanted to wish ya luck.
_________________________________
I'll catch ya later. I wouldn't miss it!
_________________________________
GRIMSBY: Well, now, Eric.
GRIMSBY: Well, now, Eric.
_________________________________
It appears that I was mistaken.
_________________________________
This mystery maiden of yours
does, in fact, exist.
_________________________________
GRIMSBY: And she is lovely.
GRIMSBY: And she is lovely.
_________________________________
Congratulations, my dear.
_________________________________
ERIC: We wish to be married
ERIC: We wish to be married
as soon as possible.
_________________________________
GRIMSBY: Oh, yes, of course, Eric,
GRIMSBY: Oh, yes, of course, Eric,
_________________________________
but, uh, these things
do take time, you know.
do take time, you know.
_________________________________
This afternoon, Grimsby.
The wedding ship departs at sunset.
_________________________________
GRIMSBY: Oh. Oh. Very well,
GRIMSBY: Oh. Oh. Very well,
Eric, uh, as you wish.
_________________________________
(SNICKERS)
_________________________________
(ORGAN PLAYS)
_________________________________
(SOBBING)
_________________________________
(CREAKING)
_________________________________
A-ha! Dawson! We found it!
Ratigan's secret lair.
_________________________________
And it's filthier than I imagined.
_________________________________
-(GASPING)
-BASIL: Dawson, the bottle!
_________________________________
-(STRAINING) It's stuck.
-Olivia?
_________________________________
(SMOOCH)
_________________________________
MEN: (SHOUTING) Surprise!
_________________________________
-(CLAPPING)
-(MEN LAUGH)
_________________________________
Bravo! Bravo!
_________________________________
A marvelous performance.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
Though, frankly,
I expected you 15 minutes earlier.
_________________________________
Trouble with the chemistry set, old boy?
_________________________________
(MEN LAUGH)
_________________________________
Ratigan, no one can have
a higher opinion of you than I have,
_________________________________
and I think you're a slimy,
contemptible sewer rat.
_________________________________
(MEN GASP)
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
By the way, Basil,
I just love your disguise.
_________________________________
(MEN LAUGH)
_________________________________
Really, one would hardly recognize you.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
The greatest... (STIFLING LAUGHTER)
...detective in all mousedom!
_________________________________
Ratigan, so help me,
_________________________________
I'll see you behind bars yet!
_________________________________
You fool! Isn't it clear to you?
_________________________________
The superior mind has triumphed.
_________________________________
I've won!
_________________________________
-(LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)
-(CHUCKLING HEARTILY)
_________________________________
Oh, I love it! I love it!
_________________________________
(CACKLING)
_________________________________
Oh, I love it! I love it!
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
(HERCULES GRUNTING, STRAINING)
_________________________________
Ha ha!
_________________________________
-(SIGHING)
-(GRUNTING, STRAINING)
_________________________________
Whoo-hoo!
_________________________________
Hey, Phil! What happened to you?
_________________________________
Kid, we gotta talk.
_________________________________
Phil, I just had
the greatest day of my life!
_________________________________
I can't stop thinking about Meg.
_________________________________
(SIGHING) She's something else.
_________________________________
Kid, I'm tryin' to talk to ya!
Will you come down here and listen?
_________________________________
Aw, how can I come down there
when I'm feeling so up?
_________________________________
(WHISTLING)
_________________________________
(CLEARS THROAT, CLICKS TONGUE)
_________________________________
Gotcha!
_________________________________
Ah, very nice! What I'm tryin' to say is...
_________________________________
That if it wasn't for you,
I never would have met her.
_________________________________
Oh, I owe ya big time.
_________________________________
Will you just knock it off
for a couple of seconds?
_________________________________
Rule number 38. Come on, Phil.
Keep them up there, huh?
_________________________________
-Phil, I got two words for ya, duck!
-Listen to me! She's...
_________________________________
-A dream come true?
-Not exactly.
_________________________________
-More beautiful than Aphrodite?
-Aside from that!
_________________________________
-The most wonderful...
-She's a fraud!
_________________________________
She's been playin' ya for a sap!
_________________________________
-Aw, come on. Stop kiddin' around.
-I'm not kiddin' around.
_________________________________
I know you're upset about today,
but that's no reason to...
_________________________________
Kid, you're missin' the point.
_________________________________
-The point is, I love her.
-She don't love you.
_________________________________
-You're crazy.
-She's nothin' but a two-timin'...
_________________________________
-Stop it!
-No-good, lyin', schemin'...
_________________________________
Shut up!
_________________________________
Phil. I...
_________________________________
I'm sorry.
_________________________________
Okay, okay, that's it.
You won't face the truth? Fine.
_________________________________
Phil, wait. Where you going?
_________________________________
I'm hoppin' the first barge out of here.
I'm goin' home.
_________________________________
Fine!
_________________________________
Go! I don't... I don't need you.
_________________________________
I thought you were gonna be
the all-time champ,
_________________________________
not the all-time chump.
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
I figured it out.
_________________________________
You know, the ocean used to love
when I pulled up islands...
_________________________________
'cause your ancestors
would sail her seas and find 'em.
_________________________________
All those new lands, new villages.
_________________________________
It was the water that connected 'em all.
_________________________________
And if I were the ocean...
_________________________________
I think I'd be looking for
a curly-haired non-princess...
_________________________________
to start that again.
_________________________________
That is literally the nicest thing
you've ever said to me.
_________________________________
Probably should have saved it
for Te Fiti.
_________________________________
I did.
_________________________________
Moana of Motunui...
_________________________________
I believe you have officially
delivered Maui across the great sea.
_________________________________
Moana! Moana! Moana!
_________________________________
You're so amazing!
_________________________________
It's time.
_________________________________
Go save the world.
_________________________________
Cheeeehoooo!
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(ROARING)
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
Maui!
_________________________________
What are you doing?
_________________________________
Finding you a better way in!
_________________________________
-We won't make it!
-Yes, we will!
_________________________________
-Turn around!
-No!
_________________________________
Moana, stop!
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
(BOTH SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Are you okay?
_________________________________
Maui?
_________________________________
I told you to turn back.
_________________________________
I thought we could make it.
_________________________________
We?
_________________________________
I thought I could make it.
_________________________________
We can fix it.
_________________________________
It was made by the gods.
_________________________________
You can't fix it!
_________________________________
Next time we'll be more careful.
_________________________________
Te Kā was stuck on the barrier islands.
_________________________________
It's lava, it can't go in the water.
_________________________________
We can find a way around.
_________________________________
I'm not going back.
_________________________________
We still have to restore the heart.
_________________________________
My hook is cracked.
_________________________________
One more hit, and it's over.
_________________________________
Maui, you have to restore the heart.
_________________________________
Without my hook, I am nothing.
_________________________________
That's not true!
_________________________________
Without my hook, I am nothing!
_________________________________
(SHUDDERING)
_________________________________
We are only here...
_________________________________
because you stole the heart
in the first place.
_________________________________
No, we're here because
the ocean told you you're special...
_________________________________
and you believed it.
_________________________________
I am Moana of Motunui.
_________________________________
-You will board my boat...
-Goodbye, Moana.
_________________________________
Sail across the sea...
_________________________________
I'm not killing myself...
_________________________________
so you can prove
you're something you're not!
_________________________________
And restore the heart of Te Fiti!
_________________________________
The ocean chose me!
_________________________________
It chose wrong.
_________________________________
Maui!
_________________________________
Why did you bring me here?
_________________________________
I'm not the right person.
_________________________________
You have to choose someone else.
_________________________________
Choose someone else.
_________________________________
Please.
_________________________________
(SOBBING)
_________________________________
No.
_________________________________
(HUMMING)
_________________________________
SULTAN: Jasmine.
_________________________________
Oh, Father, I just had
the most wonderful time.
_________________________________
-I'm so happy.
-You should be, Jasmine.
_________________________________
I have chosen a husband for you.
_________________________________
-What?
-You will wed Jafar.
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
You're speechless, I see.
A fine quality in a wife.
_________________________________
I will never marry you.
_________________________________
-Father, I choose Prince Ali.
-Prince Ali left.
_________________________________
Better check
your crystal ball again, Jafar.
_________________________________
-Prince Ali!
-(GASPING)
_________________________________
How in the... Uh. Awk!
_________________________________
Tell them the truth, Jafar.
You tried to have me killed.
_________________________________
What? Ridiculous nonsense,
Your Highness.
_________________________________
He is obviously lying.
_________________________________
Obviously lying.
_________________________________
Father, what's wrong with you?
_________________________________
I know what's wrong.
_________________________________
Oh, my!
_________________________________
Your Highness,
Jafar's been controlling you with this.
_________________________________
(STAMMERING) What? Jafar?
_________________________________
You, you traitor!
_________________________________
Your Majesty, all this can be explained.
_________________________________
Guards! Guards!
_________________________________
Well, that's it. We're dead. Forget it.
_________________________________
Just dig a grave for both of us.
We're dead.
_________________________________
-SULTAN: Arrest Jafar at once.
-(STRUGGLING)
_________________________________
This is not done yet, boy.
_________________________________
-(LAUGHING)
-(COUGHING)
_________________________________
SULTAN: Find him! Search everywhere!
_________________________________
-Jasmine, are you all right?
-Yes.
_________________________________
Jafar, my most trusted counsellor,
_________________________________
plotting against me all this time.
_________________________________
This is horrible, just horrible.
_________________________________
How will I ever...
_________________________________
Huh?
_________________________________
Can this be true?
_________________________________
My daughter has finally
chosen a suitor?
_________________________________
Ha, ha! Praise Allah!
_________________________________
You brilliant boy, I could kiss you.
_________________________________
I won't. I'll leave that to my...
_________________________________
But you two will be wed at once.
_________________________________
Yes, yes. And you'll be happy
and prosperous,
_________________________________
and then you, my boy,
will become sultan.
_________________________________
-Sultan?
-SULTAN: Yes.
_________________________________
A fine upstanding youth
such as yourself,
_________________________________
a person of your unimpeachable
moral character
_________________________________
is exactly what this kingdom needs.
_________________________________
IAGO: We gotta get outta here.
I gotta start packing. Only essentials.
_________________________________
We gotta travel light.
_________________________________
Bring the guns, the weapons,
the knives, and how about this picture?
_________________________________
I think I'm making a weird face in it.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
_________________________________
Oh, boy. He's cracked. He's gone nuts.
_________________________________
Jafar! Jafar! Get a grip!
_________________________________
Good grip.
_________________________________
Prince Ali is nothing more than
that ragged urchin, Aladdin.
_________________________________
-He has the lamp, Iago.
-Why, that miserable...
_________________________________
But you are going to relieve him of it.
_________________________________
Me?
_________________________________
Sultan?
_________________________________
They want me to be Sultan?
_________________________________
Huzzah!
_________________________________
(SINGING) Hail the conquering hero
_________________________________
(PATRIOTIC TUNE PLAYS)
_________________________________
Aladdin, you've just won
the heart of the princess.
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What are you gonna do next?
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(SIGHS DEEPLY)
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(WHISPERING) Psst. Your line is,
"I'm going to free the genie."
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Any time.
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-Genie. I can't.
-Sure you can.
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You just go, "Genie, I wish you free."
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I'm serious.
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Look, I'm sorry. I really am.
But they wanna make me sultan.
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No. They wanna make Prince Ali sultan.
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Without you, I'm just Aladdin.
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-AI, you won.
-Because of you.
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The only reason anyone thinks
I'm worth anything is because of you.
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What if they find out
I'm not really a prince?
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What if Jasmine finds out? I'd lose her.
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Genie, I can't keep this up on my own.
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I can't wish you free.
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Fine. I understand.
After all, you've lied to everyone else.
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Hey, I was beginning to feel left out.
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Now, if you'll excuse me, master.
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(SIGHING)
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Genie, I'm really sorry.
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(RASPBERRY)
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Well, fine. Then just stay in there.
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What are you guys looking at?
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-(WHIMPERING)
-(SNIFFLING)
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ALADDIN: Look, I... I'm sorry.
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Abu, I'm sorry. I didn't...
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Wait. Come on.
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(SIGHING)
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What am I doing?
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(SIGHS) Genie's right.
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I gotta tell Jasmine the truth.
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JASMINE: Ali. Oh, Ali.
Will you come here?
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(SIGHING) Well, here goes.
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Jasmine? Where are you?
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(IMITATES JASMINE)
Out in the menagerie. Hurry.
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-I'm coming.
-(PANTING)
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(WICKED LAUGHTER)
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-(GOOFY CHUCKLE)
-You got a problem, Pinky?
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Jerk.
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(GLEEFUL CACKLING)
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Boy, Jafar's gonna be happy to see you.
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(IMITATES JAFAR)
"Excellent work, Iago."
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Ah, go on.
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"No, really. On a scale
of one to 10, you are an 11 ."
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Oh, Jafar, you're too kind.
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I'm embarrassed. I'm blushing.
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GRAMMA: You're a long ways
past the reef.
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Gramma?
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Guess I chose the right tattoo.
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Gramma!
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I tried, Gramma.
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I couldn't do it.
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It's not your fault.
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I never should have put so much
on your shoulders.
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If you are ready to go home...
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I will be with you.
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Why do you hesitate?
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I don't know.
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(SINGING) I know a girl from an island
(SINGING) I know a girl from an island
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She stands apart from the crowd
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She loves the sea and her people
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She makes her whole family proud
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Sometimes the world
seems against you
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The journey may leave a scar
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But scars can heal and reveal just
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Where you are
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The people you love will change you
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The things you have
learned will guide you
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And nothing on earth can silence
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The quiet voice still inside you
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And when that voice starts to whisper
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Moana, you've come so far
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Moana, listen
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Do you know who you are?
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Who am I?
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I am a girl who loves my island
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And the girl who loves the sea
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It calls me
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I am the daughter of the village chief
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We are descended from voyagers
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Who found their way across the world
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They call me
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I've delivered us to where we are
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I have journeyed farther
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I am everything I've learned and more
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Still it calls me
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And the call isn't out there at all
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It's inside me
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It's like the tide
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Always falling and rising
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I will carry you here in my heart
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You remind me
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That come what may
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I know the way
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I am Moana
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(GRUNTS)
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