Disney NeverEnding Chronology (January 2019) - Subtitles (en)

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(HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING)
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(MEN SHOUTING IN DISTANCE)
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Ten-hut!
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(SAXOPHONE PLAYING)
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Lisa, knock off that racket!
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(GASPS) Lisa!
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(PLAYING BLUESY TUNE)
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They captured my family.

What do I do? What do I do?
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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There's something strange

about that "sop" sign.
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(ENGINE ROARING)
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(SOFTLY CLINKS)
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-(GASPS) Did you hear something?

-Probably just a moth.
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I hope it's okay.
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(SCREAMING) Oh!

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(GRUNTS)
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Oh!
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D'oh!
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(GRUNTING)
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(GROANS)
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(GRUNTS)
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Look, look, look, look, look.
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We can't keep stopping at every

"sop," "yeld", or "one vay" sign.
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Just move on.
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(GRUNTING)
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Let us out! Let us out!
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Stop that. You'll scratch your shackles.
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I hope I do.
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(GRUNTING)
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(HISSING)
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LISA: Oh, way to go, Bart.

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You stink.
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No, you stink.
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(MOANING)
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(GRUNTS)
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LISA: Ow. (GROANS)
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(BIRDS CHIRPING IN DISTANCE)
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(DRONING BUZZ)
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(PANTING)
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(MURMURING)
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(GRUNTING)
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That's it? But there's got to be

more food on the island!
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If we give up any more, we'll starve.
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Hopper won't accept this!
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(GASPS)
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(DRONING BUZZ APPROACHING)
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Mother, it's not enough.

What do we do?
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I... I don't know.
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(GASPS)
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(SNARLING)
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(ROARS)
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HOPPER: You little termites!

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I give you a second chance,

and this is all I get?
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But, Hopper, we ran out of time!
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Have you been playing all summer?

You think this is a game?
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-No, no, please!

-Well, guess what?
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You just lost.
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(ROARS)
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Not one ant sleeps

until we get every slumps of food
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on this island!
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Just do what he says. You don't

want to make him mad. Believe me!
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No, no, no.

You're staying with me, Your Highness.
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Where do you think you're going?

Get over there!
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Quick! To the clubhouse.
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(RUSTLING)
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(GASPS) Hurry!
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Shut up a minute, will you?

I think I heard something over here.
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-Have you checked over there?

-No, not yet.
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Well then, get over there

and check it out!
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Wait a minute.
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(GASPS)
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Hey, I think I found something.
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(CHUCKLES)
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-Cool. Hey, how do I look?

-Like an idiot.
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I don't know,

maybe it'll keep me dry in the rain.
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You moron, we'll be out of here

before it rains.
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Didn't you hear Hopper?

After the ants pick all the food,
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he's gonna squish the queen

to remind them who's boss.
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Then she's dead. They cry, boo-hoo.

We go home. End of story.
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Oh, cool. I love our job.
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Stay here. I'm gonna get help.
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(THUMPER SNARLING)
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(THUMPER ROARING)
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(PANTING)
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Come on, wings, fly. Fly!
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(SNARLS)
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(DOT SCREAMS)
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Yeah!
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(EXCLAIMS)
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P.T. FLEA:

I'm gonna be rich, rich, rich
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I'm gonna be rich, rich, rich
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I'm gonna be

the richest flea in the land
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The streets'll be paved

with golden retrievers
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I'm rich, rich, rich

That's who I am
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Poor fellow.
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Hey, maybe we can cheer him up a bit.
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Don't worry, Flik.

The circus life isn't so bad.
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-Yes, you can be part of our act.

-Here! Like this.
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Slapstick! Get it?
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I... I'm a walking stick. Oh, never mind.
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IAGO: I know the treasure's limitless,

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but I'm not crazy about a 40-way split.

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If it was just you and me...

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I would never cut my men

out of the deal.

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They're my family, my only family.

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I can always count on them.

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I'm home!

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(WHIMPERS)

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Why don't they look happy to see you?

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We are. We're thrilled.

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(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
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-(SCREECHING)

-(MUSIC STOPS)
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(SEAGULLS SQUAWKING)
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES)
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(GRUNTING)
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A-ha!
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(LAUGHING)
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(SINGING)
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(GRUNTING)
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(SWORD SWISHING)
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(PANTING)
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(GRUNTING)
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(GASPS)
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(SNIFFLES)
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Eh?
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"Booby Traps"? (GRUNTS)
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(LAUGHING)
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(GRUNTING)
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Ah...
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Oh, there you are, my lovely.
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(SINGING)
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Hmm! What's that?
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Take the book?
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I don't mind if I do.
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(GRUNTS)
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(LAUGHS) At last, it is mine.
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Finally, you are mine.
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All right. Let's do this. Bare knuckles.
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Bring it on, skinny. You don't scare me.
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(GRUNTS)
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(LAUGHS)
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(SCREAMING)
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You got any sevens?
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Go fish.
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-(SQUAWKING)

-(GROANING)
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Is that all you got?
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(LAUGHING)
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(EXCLAIMS)
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Ooh.
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(GRUNTS)
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(EXHALES)
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Hmm.
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Man, this is way overdue.
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(SNIFFLES)
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"Once upon a time, under the sea,
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"there was a little town

called Bikini Bottom.
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"In this town, there was a place
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"called The Krusty Krab,
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"where folks would come to eat a thing
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"called the Krabby Patty.
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"Every greasy spoon has a fry cook,

and the one who worked here
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"was named SpongeBob SquarePants."

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SEAGULLS: Who lives

in a pineapple under the sea?

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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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-Absorbent and yellow and porous is he

-Just hold it. Hold it.
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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If nautical nonsense

be something you wish
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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Then drop on the deck

and flop like a fish
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SpongeBob SquarePants!

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(GROANS) Stop!
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Huh?
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There's only one thing worse
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than talking birds, and that would be...
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Singing birds!
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Okay, I promise not to (SINGS) si-i-i-ng.
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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Take it from us.
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He really does hate singing birds.
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(SQUAWKS AND FARTS)
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Just keep weading.

Pwease, Mr. Piwate, sir.
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(GROANS)
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Come closer while I tell you the tale.
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-Okay, start reading.

-No. Not that close!
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Yeah. Hmm.
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All right, here we go.
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Now, SpongeBob loved his job
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-as a fry cook...

-(SINGING)
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...more than anything.
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And that is saying a lot
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because he loved everything!

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-He loved his pet snail, Gary.

-(MEOWS)
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He loved his best friend, Patrick.

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-(GRUNTS)

-(LAUGHING)
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He loved blowing bubbles
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-and jellyfishing.

-Whee!
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He loved making Krabby Patties

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for the folks of Bikini Bottom

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just as much as they loved eating them.

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Why, you may ask,

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do they love this

greasy little sandwich so much?

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Why did they eat them for breakfast...

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-(GRUNTS)

-...lunch,
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and dinner,
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despite their doctor's warnings?

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He'll be gone in a week.
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(SOBBING) Oh, Harold!
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BURGER BEARD: Oh. It was a secret.
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No one was sure what was
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in these patties

that made them so delicious.
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And, frankly, no one cared,
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-except for Plankton.

-Meh.
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Plankton owned a restaurant

right across the street

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from The Krusty Krab,

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where no one ate

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because the food was really bad.
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Now, is that really necessary?
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BURGER BEARD: Plankton

had made it his life's work

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to steal the recipe.

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(WHIMPERS)
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SpongeBob, please, let's talk about this!
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And SpongeBob was

always there to protect it.

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But today, things

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would be different.

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(PLANKTON GRUNTS)
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Good morning, SpongeBob!
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Morning, Patrick!
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You here for

your pre-lunch Krabby Patty?
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I'm getting two today.
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One for me and one for my friend.
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Oh. Have I met this friend?
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"You know me, SpongeBob."
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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(LAUGHING)
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Enjoy, Patrick's tummy.
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Thirteen,
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fourteen, fifteen...
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Hey, Mr. Krabs, I thought we got
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our tartar sauce delivery on Thursday.
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Tartar...
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Sauce?
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PLANKTON: Bull's-eye!
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(LAUGHING)
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Plankton!
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So it's a food fight he wants, eh?
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Welcome to Air Plankton.
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Please put your seat backs

and tray tables up
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as we're now approaching

our final destination.
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(AIR RAID SIREN BLARING)
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Okay, Patrick, load the potatoes!
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Mashed or scalloped, sir?
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No, Patrick. Raw.
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Sir, yes, sir!
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Locked and loaded!
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Don't worry, little formuler,

you'll be safe in this,
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uh, safe.
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Fire!
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Potatoes?
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He's closing in!
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I think we have a few minutes

before he gets here.
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(GASPS) He's right on top of us!
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Hey, it's raining fries!
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It's gonna take a lot more than

potatoes to bring this baby down.
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Or maybe not.
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(ALL GASPING)
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(ALL CHEERING)
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Whoo!
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Wait a minute,

Patrick, look! He's got a tank!
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(GRUNTING)
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Well, Krabs, you're certainly

in a pickle now!
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(LAUGHS EVILLY)
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-(BOTH GASPING)

-(BOTH SCREAMING)
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(GRUNTS)
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Hey, it's raining pickles!
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(LAUGHS)
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Now it's raining...
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Tanks.
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You're welcome!
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(GROANING)
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Finland.
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(BOTH SCREAMING)
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You orders, sir!
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I'll have two

Krabby Patties-extra ketchup,
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extra mustard, and hold the mayo.
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Wrong channel!
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Your orders, sir!
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Extra ketchup! Extra mustard!

Hold the mayo!
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Yes, sir!
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Extra ketchup! Extra mustard!
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(GRUNTS) Hold the mayo!
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Unleash the condiments!
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With relish.
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(YELLS)
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(MAKES FARTING NOISE)
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Excuse me.
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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(BOTH YELLING)
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Hello?
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Hello?
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-Guess y'all don't want my money.

-Money?
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Thank you! Come again!
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(PANTING)
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I can't hold the mayo any longer!
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(GRUNTS)
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Mayo? Well, it's going to

take a lot more than mayo to stop...
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(GROANING)
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Now what?
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(LAUGHING EVILLY)
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Oh!
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I just remembered,

I don't work for Mr. Krabs!
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SPONGEBOB: Robot! Robot!
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Robot! Giant robot!
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Robot! Robot!
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Mr. Krabs, Plankton's here

and he's got a giant robot!
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Quick, boy, bar the door!
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Got it!
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(LAUGHING)
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(GASPS)
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I'll take one secret formula...
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-(SCREAMS)

-...to go.
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(SCREAMING)
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(WHIMPERING)
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Oh, barnacles. I'm out of gas?
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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I'm not through yet.
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I've got something that will make

you hand over that formula.
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Something you can't resist.
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(GASPS) Money!
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Yes! Huh?
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That's... That's... That's impossible!
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Well, it was full of money just last week.
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And then

I bought that airplane and built that tank.
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KRABS: Sounds to me like
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someone's just a wee bit broke!
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Well, Krabs, I guess you've won.
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I've spent every penny I've ever made

trying to put you out of business.
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Except this one.

My last penny. (CRYING)
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Besides, what can I do

with one measly cent anyway?
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You could give it to me.

Just a suggestion.
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Here, take it.
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You've taken everything else. Why not?
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(SOBBING)
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Well, Plankton,

like a reheated Krabby Patty,
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you're been foiled again.
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(GROANS)
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I guess this means the secret formula

is safe forever, right, Mr. Krabs?
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It sure does, boy.
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Why don't you scurry along?
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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Thanks for coming! Have a nice day!
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(SOBBING)
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KRABS: He's been out there

crying for 20 minutes.
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Pathetic.
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I'm just going to

go out there and gloat a little.
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(LAUGHING)
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(GROANING)
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(BONE CRACKING)
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Cyclops to Laptop. Come in, Laptop.
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"Laptop." You do realize

that nickname is demanding?

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I have twice the processing

power of a lap top.

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(WHISPERING) Never mind.

Maintain radio silence.
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(GASPS)
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(LAUGHS)
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Finally!
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Huh?
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A pressure plate, eh, Krabs?
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Amateur hour.
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Hmm.
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Perfect!
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(GRUNTS)
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Not a bad likeness.
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Good enough to fool that idiot Krabs.
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Easy, easy.
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(BEEPING)
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(MOCKINGLY) Plankton's broke!

Ooh-ooh.
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SPONGEBOB: Look at Mr. Krabs go.
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I've never seen him

gloat this hard before.
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-(LAUGHS)

-(SOBBING)
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Hey, well, Plankton,
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me bunions are telling me

it's time to stop gloating.
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Huh? Looks like you're

falling apart at the seams.
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-Huh?

-Poor me.
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-Sob, sob.

-A robot?
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(GASPS) Plankton?
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Uh-oh.
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(BEEPING)
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-That ain't good.

-(ALARM BLARING)
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FEMALE COMPUTER VOICE:

Initiating lockdown sequence.

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Me formuler!
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(GASPS)
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Huh? Ow!
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-(ALL GASPING)

-(SHRIEKS)
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No, no, no! No!
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Squidward! Open up!

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Ha-ha, victory dance. Boo-ya.

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(PANTING) Give me that!
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Come on, SpongeBob, join me!
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And we'll be rich and powerful,
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until I eventually betray you.
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(STAMMERING)
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-Uh, join me!

-No! Never!
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I'm on Team Krabs for life!
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(GRUNTING)
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Plankton!
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(BOTH STRAINING)
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(SCREAMS)
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What? Where'd it go?
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PLANKTON: Wait a minute.

Molecular deconstruction?

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I proved that to be a

scientific impossibility seven times!

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SPONGEBOB: Wait a minute.

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I think I forget to empty

Gary's litter box today.

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(GASPS)

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Where's me formuler, Plankton?
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I... I don't know! It just disappeared!
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Why should I believe you, you lying liar?
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Normally, I'd agree with you, Mr. Krabs,
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but this time he's telling

the truth. It just vanished!
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It's true! (GASPS)
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(WHIMPERS)
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Mr. Krabs, I'm telling you he's innocent!
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What are you going to do, Krabs?
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Pour hot oil on me?
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Or put bamboo shoots under my nails?
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No. Knock, knock.
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Knock-knock jokes?

I can do this all day, Krabs.
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Knock, knock.
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Oh, boy. Who's there?
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Jimmy.
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Jimmy who?
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Jimmy back my formuler, Plankton!
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Well, that's stupid, but how is it torture?
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(CHUCKLES) You'll see.
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"Jimmy back my formula"?
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Hmm.
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Oh!
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I get it!
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(LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY)
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(SCREAMING)
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Oh, make it stop, Krabs! Make it stop!
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-(CONTINUES LAUGHING)

-(CONTINUES SCREAMING)
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Mr. Krabs? SpongeBob, zip it!
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(GROANS) Thank you, Squidward.
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The customers are getting restless!
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They're asking for
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refunds.
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(ECHOES) Refunds.
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(COUGHS) Refunds?
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CUSTOMERS: (CHANTING)

Refund! Refund!
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Listen up, boy. Get in there
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and make some customers

some Krabby Patties!
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All right, Plankton... Huh?
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(GASPS)
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(SCREAMING)
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SpongeBob! What's wrong, boy?
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(SCREAMING)
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We're out of Krabby Patties?
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How can we make more Krabby

Patties without the secret formula?
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You've got to have that

formuler memorized by now!
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But as you are aware, sir,
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the employee handbook

clearly states, and I quote,
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"No employee may, in part or in whole,
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"commit the Krabby Patty secret formula
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"to any recorded written or visual form,
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"including memories, dreams,

and/or needlepoint."
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(WAILING) Curse you, fine print!
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CUSTOMERS: (CHANTING)

Refund! Refund! Refund!
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Stop!
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(SQUIDWARD GROANS)
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I'm not your enemy!
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Plankton is your enemy!
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So is he an anemone or a plankton?
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(DRUM PLAYS RIMSHOT)
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Well, someone had to do it.
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(STAMMERS) But Mr. Krabs...
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-He took this from you!

-(CUSTOMERS GASPING)
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-Krabby Patty...

-I can almost taste it.
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Uh, Mr. Krabs,

Plankton didn't take the secret formula.
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Not now, SpongeBob!
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Hey! I ordered a double Krabby Patty!
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So join me! Help get the formuler back,
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and I'll give each

and every one of you a free Krabby Patty!
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(ALL CHEERING)
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Oh, no! Wait!
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Even better, a slight discount!
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(ALL SIGHING)
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-To the Chum Bucket!

-(CUSTOMERS CLAMORING)
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But he didn't do it.
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PLANKTON: I had it right

in my greedy little mitts,
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and then... Poof!
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And now it's gone. Gone forever.
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Oh, I was so close to

gaining the people's respect-slash-fear.
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Um, Plankton?
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Oh, when will my

frustration-slash-humiliation end?
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-Plankton?

-Not now, hon!
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I'm ranting-slash-raving.
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All right, what is it?
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Well, I was trying to tell you

there's an angry mob outside.

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-But now they're inside.
-(ALL GROWLING)
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Oh. (YELPS)
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-CROWD: Hmm?
-I just work here.

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We'd like to have a word with you!
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(ALL CLAMORING)
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(CHUCKLES) You all look very hungry.
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Can I get anybody a Chum Burger?
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KRABS: Enough with

the niceties, Plankton!
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This is the last time I'm going to ask you.
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Where is me formuler?
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I told you, Krabs, I don't have it.
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Wrong answer.
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-(WHIMPERING)
-SPONGEBOB: Stop!
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All right, Mr. Krabs, let me get in on this.
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(GROWLS)
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What's going on around here?
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You may want to

step back a little, Mr. Krabs.
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This could get messy.
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Let's hope so.
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So you won't talk, eh, Plankton?
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I didn't want to have to do this.
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Plankton, here comes the pain.
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Soap, in the eye, eh? Diabolical!
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(INHALES DEEPLY)
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No! Stop! Don't!
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Wait. That didn't look painful.
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Mr. Krabs, you may not

understand what I'm about to do today,
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but somebody we'll look back

and have a good laugh.
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Wait a minute.
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Hey, they're getting away!
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Sorry, Mr. Krabs!
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So, you've been running

a long con on me, eh?
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All these years you've been

working for Plankton!
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They're in cahoots!
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Yeah, I guess that's

a short way of saying it.
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Stop that bubble!
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(ALL SHOUTING)
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(PANTING)
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(BOTH GRUNTING)
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(SCREAMS)
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Please tell me there's

something soft below me.
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BOTH: Mmm, nope.
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(SCREAMING)
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KRABS: SpongeBob!
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Oh. You were like

an underpaid son to me.
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I would've expected Squidward

to stab me in the back.
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(SNORING) Huh? What? Huh?
_________________________________

But SpongeBob?
_________________________________

Me most trusted employee?

Working with me sworn enemy?
_________________________________

You know what this means,

Mr. Squidward.
_________________________________

We get the rest of the day off?
_________________________________

No!
_________________________________

This be but a harbinger

of what I fear lies ahead.
_________________________________

For you. For me.
_________________________________

For all of Bikini Bottom!
_________________________________

The Krabby Patty

is what ties us all together!
_________________________________

Without it, there will be

a complete breakdown of social order.
_________________________________

A war of all against all!
_________________________________

Dark times are ahead.
_________________________________

Dark times indeed!
_________________________________

Seriously?
_________________________________

Aren't you overreacting a bit?
_________________________________

ALL: Huh?
_________________________________

Welcome to the apocalypse,

Mr. Squidward.
_________________________________

-I hope you like leather.

-(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________

SQUIDWARD: I prefer suede.

_________________________________

BURGER BEARD: And so

Bikini Bottom became
_________________________________

an apocalyptic cesspool forevermore.
_________________________________

The end.
_________________________________

-(GRUNTS)

-(BONE CRACKS)
_________________________________

Wait a minute. That's a terrible ending.
_________________________________

-Oh, this is bad. Really bad.

-What? What?
_________________________________

SpongeBob's in trouble

and the story's over?
_________________________________

-Ouch. Ouch. Ouch.

-(BELL TOLLING)
_________________________________

SEAGULL 1: Hey, call a therapist!
_________________________________

SEAGULL 2: I have anxiety!
_________________________________

(SEAGULL 3 SOBBING)
_________________________________

There is no way that

that's the end of this story.
_________________________________

(SCOFFS)
_________________________________

Of course it is. I'll show you.
_________________________________

Just turn around.
_________________________________

Oh, all right.
_________________________________

-(GROANS) Hey!

-(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

I need that to fly, you jerk.
_________________________________

"The
_________________________________

"End"!
_________________________________

SEAGULL 4: That's not the end!
_________________________________

(GRUNTS) Of course it is!
_________________________________

-Unhand that book!

-You let go of that!
_________________________________

Let go, you numbskull!
_________________________________

-(SCREAMING)

-(CRASHING)
_________________________________

You better keep reading, Mr. Pirate,
_________________________________

or else!
_________________________________

I know I shouldn't be

littering, but that ending was rubbish!
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Rubbish! (LAUGHS)
_________________________________

(PEOPLE CLAMORING)
_________________________________

(RUMBLING)
_________________________________

Good morning, Squidward.

I'll have the usual.
_________________________________

(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________

With cheese.
_________________________________

We're out of Krabby Patties right now!
_________________________________

No Krabby Patties?
_________________________________

No!
_________________________________

Look what's become of Bikini Bottom.
_________________________________

We've really gotta get that formula back.
_________________________________

Hmm. Get the secret formula, you say?
_________________________________

Excuse me, I need a moment.
_________________________________

With that formula, I could rule the world!
_________________________________

(LAUGHING EVILLY)
_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________

You know I can hear you, right?
_________________________________

Well, what do we do now?
_________________________________

Now we work together.

You know, teamwork.
_________________________________

What's, uh, "tee-am work"?
_________________________________

No, Plankton, teamwork.
_________________________________

Tee-am work.
_________________________________

-Teamwork.

-Tie-'em work.
_________________________________

-Teamwork.

-Tie 'em up!
_________________________________

-Say "team," like a sports...

-Team.
_________________________________

-Team. Now say "work."

-Work.
_________________________________

Put them together. What do you got?
_________________________________

Time bomb work.
_________________________________

Getting better!
_________________________________

Now, Bikini Bottom Action News!

_________________________________
-(PATRICK GROANING)

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

Oh, hey, Patrick!
_________________________________

Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty,

Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty!
_________________________________

(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty,

Krabby... (WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

Krabby Patty, Krabby... (WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

Krabby Patty... (WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

Krabby... (WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

Krabby! (SOBBING)
_________________________________

Come on, tummy,
_________________________________

it's gonna be a long day.
_________________________________

NEWS ANCHOR: We interrupt

your regular program

_________________________________
for an important news bulletin.

_________________________________
Perch Perkins reporting live
_________________________________

from downtown Bikini (YELPS) Bottom.
_________________________________

Complete chaos here today

as our town attempts to deal with
_________________________________

a sudden and complete shortage

of Krabby Patties. Whoa!
_________________________________

Events here have

this reporter wondering,
_________________________________

what is the secret ingredient in Krabby

Patties anyway? (SCREAMING)
_________________________________

It's love! The secret ingredient is love!
_________________________________

(GASPS) No more Krabby Patties?
_________________________________

If I'd have known that,
_________________________________

I'd have chewed it slower. Huh?
_________________________________

What the corndog is that?
_________________________________

(PEOPLE CLAMORING)
_________________________________

Come on, Plankton, it's easy!
_________________________________

It means, I help you, you help me,
_________________________________

and when we accomplish our goal,
_________________________________

then we do hands in the middle.
_________________________________

Hands in the middle?

No, no. Sounds idiotic.
_________________________________

Beside, the two of us

are no match for that cranky mob!
_________________________________

(STRAINING)
_________________________________

We could probably use a few more
_________________________________

tee-am works.
_________________________________

That's exactly what I was thinking!
_________________________________

Wait, what are you doing?
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(BOTH GRUNTING)
_________________________________

PATRICK: I need Krabby Patties!
_________________________________

-(GROANING)

-Patrick, what are you doing?
_________________________________

Krabby Patties!
_________________________________

Vandalizing stuff.
_________________________________

Isn't that your house?
_________________________________

Hey, what's with all the questions?
_________________________________

Who are you guys?
_________________________________

It's me, your best friend! SpongeBob?
_________________________________

Oh, yeah? Well, if you're SpongeBob,
_________________________________

then what's the secret password?
_________________________________

BOTH: Uh...
_________________________________

Correct! It is you!
_________________________________

-SpongeBob!

-Whoa.
_________________________________

-SpongeBob.

-Patrick!
_________________________________

-SpongeBob!

(GROANING)
_________________________________

Why aren't you at The Krusty

Krab making Krabby Patties?
_________________________________

-(PLANKTON GRUNTS)

-Well, I'd love to, but the formula's gone.
_________________________________

Yeah, Mr. Krabs says

you and Plankton took it.
_________________________________

No, that's not what happened.
_________________________________

It just disappeared.
_________________________________

We're putting a team together to find it.
_________________________________

A team?
_________________________________

Oh! Oh! Pick me! Pick me! Pick me!
_________________________________

Okay, Patrick, you're in.
_________________________________

PLANKTON: I don't know, SpongeBob.
_________________________________

What exactly does this clown

bring to the tee-am?
_________________________________

He brings loyalty, Plankton.
_________________________________

Loyalty. Isn't that right, Patrick?
_________________________________

Yeah, yeah, loyalty.
_________________________________

I've got SpongeBob!
_________________________________

He's over here!
_________________________________

(IMITATES ALARM)
_________________________________

-Let's go get him!

-(ALL SHOUTING)
_________________________________

Come on, SpongeBob,

let's get out of here!
_________________________________

Patrick!
_________________________________

-(GROANS)

-(CONTINUES IMITATING ALARM)
_________________________________

Patrick, why are you doing this?
_________________________________

Because I need
_________________________________

Krabby Patties!
_________________________________

Hurry up! I'm hungry!
_________________________________

-Over here!

-(PANTING)
_________________________________

(CONTINUES IMITATING ALARM)
_________________________________

Guys, am I still on the team?
_________________________________

Hey, what are you looking at?
_________________________________

(PEOPLE CLAMORING)
_________________________________

(SPONGEBOB PANTING)
_________________________________

Sandy!
_________________________________

Sandy!
_________________________________

Sandy?
_________________________________

Sandy, are you home?
_________________________________

Gee, Plankton, I wonder where she is.
_________________________________

What is all this stuff?
_________________________________

Sandy?
_________________________________

-(SCREAMS)

-Don't touch that!
_________________________________

Incoherent muttering. (MUTTERING)
_________________________________

Sandy? Are you okay?
_________________________________

(SHOUTING) Okay?
_________________________________

Have you looked outside?

Does that seem "okay" to you?
_________________________________

I'm trying to figure out

what happened to society.
_________________________________

If we don't fix it soon,
_________________________________

there won't be anything left to fix!
_________________________________

Sandy?
_________________________________

The lack of Krabby Patties

has driven her mad.
_________________________________

And I think I figgered it out.
_________________________________

Look.
_________________________________

When this came down from above,
_________________________________

I knew it could only mean one thing.
_________________________________

And that would be?
_________________________________

It means it's the end!
_________________________________

The sandwich gods are angry with us!
_________________________________

BOTH: Sandwich gods?
_________________________________

I just don't know

how we're going to appease them!
_________________________________

(MUTTERING)
_________________________________

PLANKTON: You got any other friends

who aren't dim bulbs or nut jobs?
_________________________________

Well, I have one friend

who's loyal to the very end.
_________________________________

(PEOPLE SHOUTING)
_________________________________

Gary, I'm home.
_________________________________

Gare-bear?
_________________________________

Gary?
_________________________________

Gary?
_________________________________

-Ugh.

-Huh?
_________________________________

Revolting!
_________________________________

But it means Gary is close by!
_________________________________

Gary, I'm back!
_________________________________

Whoa.
_________________________________

Oh, hey, Gary, Plankton and I need you

to help us find the Krabby Patty formula
_________________________________

-and fix Bikini Bottom.

-(MEOWING)
_________________________________

What do you mean, you don't

have to do as I say anymore?
_________________________________

-(MEOWING)

-What do you mean, "King of Snails"?
_________________________________

Gary The Snail, you get down here right

now and join this team!
_________________________________

(MEOWING)
_________________________________

What do you mean, "Seize them"?
_________________________________

(ROARING)
_________________________________

(BOTH SCREAMING)
_________________________________

-Why are you running?

-(PANTING)
_________________________________

Because they're right on our tail.
_________________________________

Oh, right, snails.
_________________________________

Well, so much for your tee-am.
_________________________________

Putting together a team is a lot

harder than I thought it would be!
_________________________________

-(PEOPLE CLAMORING)
-KRABS: This way!
_________________________________

We better get out of here

until things cool off.
_________________________________

(GLASS SHATTERING)
_________________________________

SPONGEBOB: Everything we know

and love has been destroyed.
_________________________________

Oh, yeah, looks like

they're gonna have to
_________________________________

change the name

of Bikini Bottom to Dirty Bottom.
_________________________________

(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

Right, SpongeBob?
_________________________________

That's kind of gross, Plankton.
_________________________________

Yeah. Yeah, too soon, huh?
_________________________________

This feels like it really is the end.
_________________________________

Don't worry, SpongeBob,
_________________________________

we'll find the secret formula and

everything will go back to the way it was,
_________________________________

you know, all happy and junk.
_________________________________

Now let's try and get some sleep.
_________________________________

-(DISTANT CHATTER)

-(GLASS SHATTERING)
_________________________________

Yeah, I guess you're right.
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(SHIVERS)
_________________________________

Here you are. Feel comfy?
_________________________________

You know, Plankton,
_________________________________

I think you might know a little bit more
_________________________________

about teamwork than you let on.
_________________________________

Good night, SpongeBob.
_________________________________

Good night, Plankton.
_________________________________

(SNORING)
_________________________________

(LAUGHS EVILLY)
_________________________________

"Good night," indeed.
_________________________________

That's right, SpongeBob, sleep.
_________________________________

You're hiding that formula

in there somewhere.
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Well, here goes nothing.
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

What is this place?
_________________________________

-(LAUGHING)

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

(LAUGHS) Fudge fight!
_________________________________

-Oh, it's all over me!

-(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Ew! It's so sweet in here!
_________________________________

I think my eyeball is getting a toothache!
_________________________________

FEMALE VOICES: Hello, Plankton.
_________________________________

Come and play with us.
_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-Hurry
_________________________________

before we melt.
_________________________________

-(WHIMPERS)

-(BOTH GIGGLING)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

(BICYCLE BELL RINGING)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Whoa...
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(PURRING)
_________________________________

-(MEOWS)

-(PLANKTON GROANS)
_________________________________

So much sweetness.
_________________________________

I think I'm going to be sick! (GAGS)
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

Daddy!
_________________________________

(PLANKTON SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Uh, Plankton? Oh, Plankton!
_________________________________

I just had

the craziest dream! And you were in it!
_________________________________

I'm sure it was nothing.
_________________________________

Now go back to sleep.
_________________________________

Were you in my brain?
_________________________________

What? No! That's crazy talk!
_________________________________

Then why is there

cotton candy on your antenna?
_________________________________

Because, uh, because, uh...
_________________________________

Okay, fine, I was in your brain.
_________________________________

(GASPS) What were you doing in there?
_________________________________

What do you think I was doing?
_________________________________

Looking for the secret formula.
_________________________________

-What?

-Don't act so innocent.
_________________________________

You knew what I was up to.
_________________________________

That's why you're pretending

not to know the formula.
_________________________________

I'm not pretending!
_________________________________

I can't believe you thought I was lying.
_________________________________

Hey, don't take it personally.
_________________________________

I just assume everyone is lying.
_________________________________

That is a horrible way
_________________________________

-to live your life.

-Whatever.
_________________________________

It is! And if we're going

to be on the same team...
_________________________________

Maybe I don't want to be
_________________________________

on the tee-am! You think of that?
_________________________________

But, Plankton, everything's better
_________________________________

-when you're part of a team.

-(PLAYING TUNE)
_________________________________

You're not going

to start singing, are you?
_________________________________

-(SINGING) Teamwork!

-Oh, brother.
_________________________________

We can do anything

when we have teamwork

_________________________________
Don't you think so, my friend?

_________________________________
No, tee-am work

_________________________________
Is getting in the way

of my schee-am work

_________________________________
What don't you comprehend?

_________________________________
But working together is the key

_________________________________
Nothing's impossible

when it's you and me

_________________________________
I'm doing just fine on my own

_________________________________
Work is no fun when you do it alone

_________________________________
If I want it done right, I'll do it by myself

_________________________________
But what if you need

something on a higher shelf?

_________________________________
But I'm the target

_________________________________
Of a very scary,

crazy post-apocalyptic mob!

_________________________________
Well, that's exactly

why you need a partner

_________________________________
Helping you with this important job

_________________________________
I'll be the hammer, you'll be the nail

_________________________________
I'll be the boat and you'll be the sail

_________________________________
I'm the flower, you're the aroma

_________________________________
Right now I wish I was in a coma

_________________________________
Come on.
_________________________________

I'm here for you and you're here for me
_________________________________

It's better when you plus me equals we
_________________________________

Working together in harmony
_________________________________

Side by side, we can reach our dreams
_________________________________

'Cause nothing's impossible
_________________________________

When we're a team!

_________________________________
All right, you can put me down.
_________________________________

Well... (SIGHS)
_________________________________

That's one minute of my life

I'll never get back.
_________________________________

Not without a time machine.
_________________________________

Wait a minute. Hold that thought.
_________________________________

-Now back up.

-(SPEAKING BACKWARDS)
_________________________________

(REWINDING)
_________________________________

Slow down.
_________________________________

(SLOWLY) Not without a time machine.
_________________________________

Hmm.
_________________________________

Yes!
_________________________________

-SpongeBob, you're a genius!

-I am?
_________________________________

If we build a time machine,
_________________________________

we can go back to before

the formula disappeared.
_________________________________

Before society broke down.

Before we became the hunted!
_________________________________

That sounds great, Plankton,
_________________________________

but how do we build a time machine?
_________________________________

Well, first we'll need

a computer powerful enough
_________________________________

to calculate the intricacies of time travel.
_________________________________

Where would we get one of those?
_________________________________

Hmm.
_________________________________

PLANKTON: There she is.

My computer wife.
_________________________________

They're got her tied up in the back room.
_________________________________

I've never seen this many

people at The Chum Bucket.
_________________________________

I've never seen anyone there.
_________________________________

Now was that really necessary?
_________________________________

Cause the food's really bad.
_________________________________

-Oh, come on! Really?

-Shh!
_________________________________

How are we gonna

sneak past those guards?
_________________________________

Hmm.
_________________________________

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
_________________________________

Well, what do we have here?
_________________________________

(ALL GRUNTING)
_________________________________

We better hurry.

Those guys really hate tires.
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

We'll never get in. The door's locked.
_________________________________

(GRUNTS) Hmm.
_________________________________

Wait. The window is open.
_________________________________

Come on, Plankton,
_________________________________

it's time for some teamwork.

Give me a boost.
_________________________________

Okay. Wait a minute, no!
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Just a little higher, Plankton.
_________________________________

Plankton?
_________________________________

Why don't you boost me up instead?
_________________________________

Oh, yeah, good thinking.
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

(WHISPERING)

Come on, SpongeBob, come on!
_________________________________

We're in!
_________________________________

Shh!
_________________________________

There's a guard over there.
_________________________________

Let's take the key from around his neck.
_________________________________

We're gonna have to be very quiet.
_________________________________

Let's walk on the tips of our toes.
_________________________________

-(PATRICK SNORING)

-(FOOTSTEPS CLINKING)
_________________________________

(YAWNING)
_________________________________

(CLINKING CONTINUES)
_________________________________

Will you stop playing that tiny piano?
_________________________________

(WHISPERING)

You're gonna get us caught.
_________________________________

-Sorry.

-(SNORING)
_________________________________

Now just reach over and grab it.
_________________________________

-(CREAKING)

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

Halt! Who goes there?
_________________________________

(SNORING)
_________________________________

-Stop! Pull it over his head!

-Oh.
_________________________________

Stop, stop, stop!
_________________________________

Let me get up there.
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

-(GRUNTS)

-(TEETH CHATTERING)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Help me.
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(PATRICK GRUNTS)
_________________________________

What? (GASPS)
_________________________________

No!
_________________________________

Plankton, help! (GRUNTS)
_________________________________

I'll rock him, you tell him a bedtime story.
_________________________________

(STAMMERS) Once upon a time
_________________________________

there was a big fat

pink idiot who went to sleep. The end!
_________________________________

Nice try,

but it's gonna take more than that to...
_________________________________

(SNORING)
_________________________________

I told you, I don't have

the formula, you monsters!

_________________________________
-Hey, baby, how are you?

-Plankton!
_________________________________

My hero! You must need something,

_________________________________
otherwise you wouldn't have come back.

_________________________________
Plankton has a plan

to save Bikini Bottom.
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

It doesn't matter, Plankton.

Krabs knows all your plans.

_________________________________
He's been through my hard drive

_________________________________
looking for the secret formula.

_________________________________
Eh, I never had it.

But we're going to get it.
_________________________________

We're gonna go back in time
_________________________________

to steal the formula

before it disappeared.
_________________________________

Time travel!
_________________________________

Where are you gonna find

a computer that can do that?

_________________________________
Wait a minute!

_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

I've never carried a head before.
_________________________________

PLANKTON: You'll get used to it.
_________________________________

It's still warm. (GASPS)
_________________________________

So you won't talk, huh?
_________________________________

-Let some air out of him.

-(HISSING)

_________________________________

SPONGEBOB: Is this where

we're gonna build our time machine?
_________________________________

PLANKTON: Sure.

It's got everything we need.
_________________________________

A photo booth.
_________________________________

-A cuckoo clock.

-(CUCKOOS)
_________________________________

Some day-old chips.
_________________________________

Now all we have to do is build it.
_________________________________

(PLAYS TUNE)
_________________________________

Oh, no, you don't! (GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Hey, my pitch pipe!
_________________________________

Uh, I need it. For the time machine.
_________________________________

-Oh. Okay.

-(SHATTERING)
_________________________________

(TOILET FLUSHES)
_________________________________

Installed!
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Mmm.
_________________________________

I did it!
_________________________________

No, we did it!
_________________________________

Wait. We did it.
_________________________________

As a tee-am.
_________________________________

-A team.

-Whatever.
_________________________________

BOTH: (SINGING)

Working together in harmony

_________________________________
Side by side, we can reach our dreams

_________________________________
'Cause nothing's impossible

When we're a team

_________________________________
Okay, now for the brains!
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Okay, Plankton, this is it.

_________________________________
It's gonna take all my processors

_________________________________
and energy to power this time machine.

_________________________________
So if you have anything

you wanna tell me,

_________________________________
you better tell me now.

_________________________________
Well, Karen...
_________________________________

I know I've taken you for granted
_________________________________

all these years, and
_________________________________

I, I just wanted to say,
_________________________________

I'm glad you're on my tee-am.
_________________________________

Oh, Sheldon,

_________________________________
that's the sweetest thing you've ever...

_________________________________
(CRYING)
_________________________________

Plankton, are you crying?
_________________________________

No, no, no!
_________________________________

It's just one of the hazards

of having a giant eyeball.
_________________________________

There's always stuff getting in there.
_________________________________

Anyway, (CLEARS THROAT)

where were we?
_________________________________

Say "cheese."
_________________________________

Cheese!
_________________________________

(MACHINE BEEPING)
_________________________________

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

_________________________________

_________________________________
(OBJECT HITTING WALL)
_________________________________
(CONTINUES WAILING)
_________________________________
I got to get out of here. I got to get out.
_________________________________
The walls, they're closing in.
There's no space! No air!
_________________________________
I got it! We'll start a riot!
_________________________________
Follow my lead.
_________________________________
Atlantica! Atlantica!
_________________________________
Join me, guys. Atlantica!
_________________________________
-RAY-RAY: Hey, Ink Spot.
-Yeah?
_________________________________
This ain't living.
You know what I'm saying?
_________________________________
And the acoustics are non-good-ular.
Listen.
_________________________________
Do, re, mi, fa, so, la, ti, do
_________________________________
Come on, at least we're hanging out.
Can I get a "hoo-yah"?
_________________________________
Come on, guys.
This looks a lot worse than it is.
_________________________________
I'll just get an audience
with the king and I'll fix it.
_________________________________
Now, no offense, man,
but you had 10 years to fix it,
_________________________________
-and this is where we end up?
-In jail.
_________________________________
(CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
_________________________________
Well, I...
_________________________________
The band has talked it up, see,
and we want you to...
_________________________________
-Slip through the bars.
-Use your claws to pick the lock, man.
_________________________________
-And open that door!
-Good plan. Good plan.
_________________________________
-Solid.
-Liquid!
_________________________________
-Just kidding.
-No, bad plan!
_________________________________
If we break out of this jail, there
ain't no coming back here, mon!
_________________________________
We'll be fugitives!
_________________________________
-That's cool.
-That works.
_________________________________
What's a fugitive?
_________________________________
SEBASTIAN: What about Ariel?
You just going to abandon her?
_________________________________
Leave her to deal with all
that we tangled her up in?
_________________________________
You think that small, weak,
innocent, helpless little girl
_________________________________
can do anything by herself?
_________________________________
-Ariel?
-Come on, Sebastian. Let's go.
_________________________________
-I'm with her.
-If we run away from Atlantica,
_________________________________
-it will break your father's heart.
-She got to do what she got to do.
_________________________________
-I'm sorry. I just can't live here.
-INK SPOT: Yeah, let's go.
_________________________________
Listen, I will not be responsible
for taking you away from your family.
_________________________________
I'm leaving! With or without you.
_________________________________
-All right!
-Nobody's leaving!
_________________________________
Except you.
_________________________________
Look, Sebastian, without music,
this place just isn't home.
_________________________________
-You know she ain't lying.
-Ain't no comeback to that!
_________________________________
You got that right.
_________________________________
Oh, no, no, no.
_________________________________
Never mind.
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
-Are you okay?
-Ariel, you're right!
_________________________________
Without music,
this place just isn't home.
_________________________________
I know just where to go!
_________________________________
ALL: Freedom!
_________________________________

_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

Morning, gentlemen.

_________________________________

Good morning, Mr. Fredricksen.
You ready to go?

_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Ready as I'll ever be.

_________________________________

Would you do me a favor
and take this?
_________________________________

I'll meet you at the van in just a minute.

_________________________________

I wanna say one last goodbye
to the old place.

_________________________________

Sure. Take all the time you need, sir.

_________________________________

That's typical. He's probably
going to the bathroom for the 80th time.

_________________________________

(SCOFFS) You think he'd take better
care of his house.

_________________________________

(BOTH SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(CAR ALARM WAILING)
_________________________________

(CARL LAUGHING)
_________________________________

So long, boys! I'll send you a postcard
from Paradise Falls!
_________________________________

Heh!
_________________________________

We're on our way, Ellie.

_________________________________

(MUSICAL TWANGING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

_________________________________
Ow! (GROANING)
_________________________________

Ow!
_________________________________

Hello. I am Baymax,
_________________________________

your personal healthcare companion.
_________________________________

Uh, hey, Baymax.
_________________________________

I didn't know

you were still active.
_________________________________

I heard a sound of distress.
_________________________________

What seems to be the trouble?
_________________________________

Oh, I just stubbed

my toe a little.
_________________________________

I'm fine.
_________________________________

On a scale of 1 to 10,

how would you rate your pain?
_________________________________

A zero. I'm okay, really.
_________________________________

Thanks. You can shrink now.
_________________________________

Does it hurt when I touch it?
_________________________________

That's okay. No touching.
_________________________________

I'm fine... Ah!
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Ow.
_________________________________

You have fallen.
_________________________________

You think?
_________________________________

(STRAINING) Ow!

_________________________________
-On a scale of 1 to...

-Ow!
_________________________________

-On a scale...

-(GROANING)
_________________________________

-On a sca...

-Ow!
_________________________________

-On a scale of 1 to 10...

-(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

On a scale of 1 to 10,

how would you rate your pain?
_________________________________

Zero.
_________________________________

-It is all right to cry.

-No. No, no, no, no.
_________________________________

Crying is a natural response to pain.
_________________________________

I'm not crying.
_________________________________

-I will scan you for injuries.

-Don't scan me.
_________________________________

-Scan complete.

-Unbelievable.

_________________________________

You have sustained no injuries.

_________________________________
However, your hormone

and neurotransmitter levels
_________________________________

indicate that you are

experiencing mood swings
_________________________________

common in adolescence.
_________________________________

Diagnosis, puberty.
_________________________________

Whoa, what?
_________________________________

Okay. (CLEARS THROAT)

Time to shrink now.
_________________________________

You should expect an increase

in body hair,
_________________________________

especially on your face,

chest, armpits, and...
_________________________________

Thank you! That's enough.
_________________________________

You may also experience

strange and powerful new urges.
_________________________________

Okay! Let's get you

back in your luggage.
_________________________________

I cannot deactivate until you say
_________________________________

you are satisfied with your care.
_________________________________

Fine. I'm satisfied with my...
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

(RUSTLING)
_________________________________

(EXHALES)
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

(WHIRRING)
_________________________________

My microbot?
_________________________________

This doesn't make any sense.
_________________________________

Puberty can often be a confusing time
_________________________________

for a young adolescent

flowering into manhood.
_________________________________

No. The thing is attracted

to the other microbots,
_________________________________

but that's impossible.
_________________________________

They were destroyed in the fire.
_________________________________

Dumb thing's broken.
_________________________________

(BEEPING)
_________________________________

Your tiny robot

is trying to go somewhere.
_________________________________

Oh. yeah?

_________________________________
Why don't you, uh, find out

where it's trying to go?
_________________________________

Would that stabilize

your pubescent mood swings?
_________________________________

Uh-huh. Absolutely.
_________________________________

(DOOR OPENS)
_________________________________

-(DOOR CLOSES)

-(BELL CHIMES)

_________________________________
Uh...
_________________________________

Baymax?
_________________________________

Baymax?
_________________________________

Baymax?
_________________________________

-(HORN HONKING)

-(BRAKES SCREECHING)
_________________________________

(BRAKES SCREECHING)
_________________________________

(HORNS HONKING)
_________________________________

What? (GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

-Hiro?

-Hey, Aunt Cass!
_________________________________

Wow. You're up and...
_________________________________

Yeah! I figured it was time.
_________________________________

Are you registering for school?
_________________________________

Uh, yes.
_________________________________

I thought about what you said.

Really inspired me.
_________________________________

-Oh, honey, that's so great.

-Uh-huh.
_________________________________

Okay,
_________________________________

special dinner tonight.
_________________________________

I'll whip up some chicken wings.
_________________________________

You know, with the hot sauce

that makes our faces numb.
_________________________________

(IMITATING GRUNTING)
_________________________________

-Okay, sounds good.

-Great!
_________________________________

Last hug.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

(WOMAN GASPS)
_________________________________

Baymax!

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

(GASPS) Ah! 

_________________________________
-Baymax!

-MAN 1: Hey!
_________________________________

(WOMAN SCREAMS)
_________________________________

MAN 2: Watch it!
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Baymax!
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________

(CAT YOWLS)
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

Baymax!
_________________________________

Are you crazy?

What are you doing?
_________________________________

I have found where

your tiny robot wants to go.
_________________________________

I told you, it's broken.

It's not trying to go...
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

Locked.
_________________________________

There is a window.
_________________________________

-(HIRO GRUNTING)

-Please exercise caution.
_________________________________

A fall from this height

could lead to bodily harm.
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

-(SQUEAKING)

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

Oh, no.
_________________________________

Shh!
_________________________________

Excuse me while I let out some air.
_________________________________

(AIR HISSING)
_________________________________

Are you done?
_________________________________

(HISSING CONTINUES)
_________________________________

Yes.
_________________________________

It will take me a moment to re-inflate.
_________________________________

Fine, just keep it down.
_________________________________

(INFLATING)
_________________________________

(WHIRRING)
_________________________________

My microbots?
_________________________________

Someone's making more.
_________________________________

-BAYMAX: Hiro?

-(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

You gave me a heart attack!
_________________________________

My hands are equipped

with defibrillators. Clear.
_________________________________

Stop, stop, stop!

It's just an expression.
_________________________________

Oh, no.
_________________________________

Run!
_________________________________

Oh, come on!
_________________________________

I am not fast.
_________________________________

Yeah, no kidding!
_________________________________

Go! Go! Come on. (GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Kick it down!
_________________________________

-Then punch it!

-(GROANS)
_________________________________

Go! Go!
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Oh, come on! Go, go, go!
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Move it!
_________________________________

Ah! Come on!
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Whoa. No, no. (SCREAMS)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Come on! The window!
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

Suck it in!
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

Baymax!
_________________________________

Hiro?
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Come on, let's get out of here.
_________________________________

Go! Hurry!
_________________________________

All right, let me get this straight.
_________________________________

A man in a kabuki mask attacked you,
_________________________________

with an army of miniature flying robots.
_________________________________

"Microbots." 

_________________________________
-Microbots.

-HIRO: Yeah.
_________________________________

He was controlling them telepathically
_________________________________

with a neurocranial transmitter.
_________________________________

So, Mr. Kabuki was using ESP
_________________________________

to attack you and balloon man.
_________________________________

(INFLATING)
_________________________________

(AIR HISSING LOUDLY)
_________________________________

(INFLATING)
_________________________________

(AIR HISSING)
_________________________________

Did you file a report
_________________________________

when your flying robots were stolen?
_________________________________

No. I thought they were all destroyed.
_________________________________

Look, I know it sounds crazy,

but Baymax was there, too.
_________________________________

-Tell him.

-Yes, Officer.
_________________________________

He's telling the truth.
_________________________________

(POWERING DOWN)
_________________________________

What the... (STAMMERING)

What's wrong with you?
_________________________________

Low battery.
_________________________________

(HICCUPS)
_________________________________

(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

Whoa, whoa, whoa.
_________________________________

(ECHOING)

Try to keep it together.
_________________________________

(SLURRING)

I'm healthcare,
_________________________________

your personal Baymax companion.
_________________________________

Kid, how about we call your parents
_________________________________

-and get them down here?

-What?
_________________________________

Write your name

and number down
_________________________________

on this piece of paper,

and we can...
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

I've gotta get you home

to your charging station.
_________________________________

Can you walk?
_________________________________

I will scan you now.

Scan complete.
_________________________________

(HICCUPS) Healthcare.
_________________________________

Okay.
_________________________________

If my aunt asks,
_________________________________

we were at school all day.

Got it?
_________________________________

We jumped out a window.
_________________________________

No! Quiet! Shh.
_________________________________

(SOFTLY)

We jumped out a window.
_________________________________

You can't say things like that

around Aunt Cass.
_________________________________

Shh...
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

Shh.
_________________________________

-CASS: Hiro?

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

-You home, sweetie?

-Uh...
_________________________________

That's right.
_________________________________

I thought I heard you. Hi.
_________________________________

Hey, Aunt Cass.
_________________________________

Oh, look at my little college man.
_________________________________

Ah, I can't wait to hear all about it!
_________________________________

Oh, and wings are almost ready.
_________________________________

Whee!
_________________________________

Will you be quiet?
_________________________________

Yeah, wings! Whee!
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY)
_________________________________

All right, get ready to have

your face melted.
_________________________________

We are gonna feel

these things tomorrow.
_________________________________

You know what I'm saying?
_________________________________

Okay.
_________________________________

Sit down. Tell me everything.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Um...
_________________________________

The thing is that,

since I registered so late,
_________________________________

I've got a lot of school stuff

to catch up on.
_________________________________

(BAYMAX THUDDING)
_________________________________

What was that?
_________________________________

Mochi.
_________________________________

Ooh, that darn cat.

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

(MEOWS)
_________________________________
At least take a plate

for the road, okay?
_________________________________

(YOWLS)
_________________________________

-Don't work too...

-Thanks for understanding.
_________________________________

-Hairy baby. Hairy baby.

-(PURRING)
_________________________________

(YOWLS)
_________________________________

All right, come on.
_________________________________

I'm healthcare,

your personal Baymax companion.
_________________________________

One foot in front of the other.

_________________________________
(BEEPING)
_________________________________

(INFLATING)
_________________________________

(EXHALES)
_________________________________

(SIGHS DEEPLY)
_________________________________

This doesn't make any sense.
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

BAYMAX: Tadashi.
_________________________________

What?
_________________________________

Tadashi.
_________________________________

Tadashi's gone.
_________________________________

When will he return?
_________________________________

He's dead, Baymax.
_________________________________

BAYMAX: Tadashi was

in excellent health.
_________________________________

With a proper diet and exercise,
_________________________________

he should have lived a long life.
_________________________________

Yeah, he should have.
_________________________________

But there was a fire and...
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

Now, he's gone.
_________________________________

-Tadashi is here.

-No.
_________________________________

People keep saying

he's not really gone.
_________________________________

As long as we remember him.

(SCOFFS)
_________________________________

It still hurts.
_________________________________

I see no evidence of physical injury.
_________________________________

It's a different kind of hurt.
_________________________________

You are my patient.
_________________________________

I would like to help.
_________________________________

You can't fix this one, buddy.
_________________________________

(MECHANICAL WHIRRING)
_________________________________

Uh, what are you doing?
_________________________________

I am downloading

a database on personal loss.
_________________________________

Database downloaded.
_________________________________

Treatments include contact

with friends and loved ones.
_________________________________

I am contacting them now.
_________________________________

No, no, no! (STAMMERING) I...

Don't do that.
_________________________________

Your friends have been contacted.
_________________________________

Unbelievable.
_________________________________

Now, what are you doing?
_________________________________

Other treatments include

compassion and physical reassurance.
_________________________________

I'm okay. Really.
_________________________________

You will be all right.

There, there.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Thanks, Baymax.
_________________________________

I am sorry about the fire.
_________________________________

It's okay. It was an accident.
_________________________________

Unless...
_________________________________

Unless it wasn't.
_________________________________

(STAMMERING) At the showcase,
_________________________________

that guy in the mask

stole my microbots. And...
_________________________________

And then set the fire to cover his tracks.
_________________________________

He's responsible for Tadashi.
_________________________________

We gotta catch that guy.
_________________________________

MAN: (ON TV) It's alive!

_________________________________
It's alive, it's alive!

It's alive!

_________________________________
(WOMAN SCREAMING)
_________________________________

HIRO: If we're gonna catch that guy,
_________________________________

you need some upgrades.
_________________________________

Will apprehending

the man in the mask
_________________________________

improve your emotional state?
_________________________________

Absolutely.
_________________________________

Let's work on your moves.
_________________________________

Now, let's take care of this.
_________________________________

BAYMAX: I have some concerns.
_________________________________

This armor may undermine
_________________________________

my non-threatening,

huggable design.
_________________________________

That's kind of the idea, buddy.
_________________________________

You look sick.
_________________________________

I cannot be sick.

I am a robot.
_________________________________

It's just an expression.
_________________________________

AUTOMATED VOICE:

Data transfer complete.

_________________________________
(BEEPING)
_________________________________

I fail to see how karate makes me

a better healthcare companion.
_________________________________

You want to keep me healthy,

don't you?
_________________________________

Punch this.
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Yes! Hammerfist!
_________________________________

Side kick!
_________________________________

Knifehand!
_________________________________

Back kick!
_________________________________

Gummy bears!
_________________________________

Yes!
_________________________________

(LAUGHS) Yeah! Fist bump!
_________________________________

"Fist bump" is not in

my fighting database.
_________________________________

No, this isn't a fighting thing.
_________________________________

It's what people do sometimes
_________________________________

when they're excited or pumped up.
_________________________________

(IMITATING EXPLOSION)
_________________________________

Ba-da-la-la-la-la.
_________________________________

Hey, now you're getting it.
_________________________________

I will add "fist bump"

to my care-giving matrix.
_________________________________

All right.

Let's go get that guy.
_________________________________

_________________________________
Aw...
_________________________________
(SNORES)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(NERVOUS MURMURING)
_________________________________
(MOANING) Oh!
_________________________________
Oh, dear.
_________________________________
SEBASTIAN: Go, go, go, go,
go, go, go, go!
_________________________________
(FLOUNDER SCATTING)
_________________________________
SEBASTIAN: Flounder, shh!
Move it, move it, move it, mon.
_________________________________
FLOUNDER: Move it, move it, move it.
SEBASTIAN: Flounder, please!
_________________________________
(FLOUNDER SCATTING)
_________________________________
Shh!
_________________________________
This way. Come on.
_________________________________
-Flounder! Be quiet.
-Ditto!
_________________________________
(SCATTING LOUDLY)
_________________________________
Yeah! Hit me!
_________________________________
Hey, small fry, I think you could
use some lessons in fugitivity.
_________________________________
Oh, yeah. Right. Got it.
_________________________________
You're gonna blow it for all of us.
_________________________________
Blow, good.
_________________________________
(CONTINUES SCATTING)
_________________________________
Hey, kid, ixnay on the soundtrack.
_________________________________
-Why?
-Why? Why? Why? Try jail!
_________________________________
-Prison!
-The big house!
_________________________________
-The slammer!
-Music is against the law, you dig?
_________________________________
Not out here.
_________________________________
-What?
-Come on.
_________________________________
We ran away so we could sing.
And I'm singing.
_________________________________
(BEATBOXING)
_________________________________
You know, the kid's
striking a major chord.
_________________________________
I feel it, I feel it.
_________________________________
Look at him go with his bad little self.
_________________________________
Oh, yeah.
-Come on. Let it happen.
_________________________________
(SCATTING)
_________________________________
Sha-na-na, na, na, na, na
_________________________________
Na, na, na, na, na, na
_________________________________
Shake, shake, shake, Senora
Shake your body line
_________________________________
Shake your body line
_________________________________
Shake, shake, shake, Senora
Shake it all the time
_________________________________
Shake it all the time
_________________________________
Work, work, work, Senora
Work your body line
_________________________________
Work your body
_________________________________
Work, work, work, Senora
Work it all the time
_________________________________
Let's break it down
Jump-J-J-Jump in the line
_________________________________
Rock your body on time
_________________________________
There he goes again.
_________________________________
J-J-Jump in the line
_________________________________
-He's groovin'!
-Let me try it now.
_________________________________
Jump-J-J-Jump in the line
_________________________________
-Rock your body on time
-We're in
_________________________________
Jump-J-J-Jump
J-J-Jump jump
_________________________________
Jump in the line
_________________________________
Hit it
Jump in the line
_________________________________
Rock your body in time
_________________________________
I dig this freedom!
_________________________________
Jump in the line
Rock your body in time
_________________________________
Try and stop me!
_________________________________
Jump in the line
Rock your body in time
_________________________________
CHEEKS: Oh, yeah, take me with you.
_________________________________
Jump in the line
Rock your body in time
_________________________________
SEBASTIAN: Come on, guys. This way.
SHELBOW: All right.
_________________________________
INK SPOT: Okay.
CHEEKS: Let's step-a-doodle.
_________________________________
Jump in the line
Rock your body in time
_________________________________
FLOUNDER:
Where are we going exactly?
_________________________________
SEBASTIAN: Don't worry, mon.
_________________________________
FLOUNDER: 'Cause
I got to go to the bathroom.
_________________________________
ARIEL: Oh, Flounder.
_________________________________

_________________________________

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

Hmm.

_________________________________

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS IN FRUSTRATION)
_________________________________

(YELLS)
_________________________________

Hi, Mr. Fredricksen. It's me, Russell.

_________________________________

What are you doing out here, kid?
_________________________________

I found the snipe
and I followed it under your porch,

_________________________________
but this snipe had a long tail

and looked more like a large mouse.

_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Please let me in.

_________________________________

No.

_________________________________

Oh, all right. You can come...

_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

...in.

_________________________________

(SWALLOWS)
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

Huh.

_________________________________

I've never been
in a floating house before.

_________________________________

(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

Goggles. Look at this stuff.
Wow! You're going on a trip?
_________________________________

"Paradise Falls, a land lost in time."
_________________________________

You're going to South America,
Mr. Fredricksen?
_________________________________

Don't touch that! You'll soil it.

_________________________________

You know, most people take a plane,
_________________________________

but you're smart because you will
have all your TV and clocks and stuff.

_________________________________

Whoa.
Is this how you steer your house?

_________________________________
Does it really work?
_________________________________

(IMITATING AIRPLANE)
_________________________________

Kid, would you stop with the...

_________________________________

-This makes it go right.
-Let go of that...
_________________________________

-And that way's left.

-Knock it off!
_________________________________

Hey, look! Buildings.

_________________________________

That building's so close
I could almost touch it.

_________________________________

RUSSELL: Wow! This is great!
_________________________________

You should try this, Mr. Fredricksen.

_________________________________

Look, there's a bus that could
take me home two blocks away!
_________________________________

Hey! I can see your house from here.

_________________________________

Don't jerk around so much, kid. Whoa!
_________________________________

(RUSSELL SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Well, that's not gonna work.

_________________________________

I know that cloud. It's a cumulonimbus.

_________________________________

Did you know that
_________________________________
the cumulonimbus forms
_________________________________
when warm air rises over cool air?
_________________________________

Saved up all my
blown-up balloons for what?
_________________________________

...and that's how we get lightning.

_________________________________

-That's nice, kid.
-Mr. Fredricksen?
_________________________________

(HEARING AID SQUEAKS)
_________________________________

(MUTED) There's a storm coming.
It's starting to get scary.

_________________________________

We're gonna get blown to bits!
We're in big trouble...

_________________________________

(THUNDER RUMBLES)
_________________________________

-What are you doing over there?

-Look.

_________________________________

(WIND HOWLING)
_________________________________

See? Cumulonimbus.
_________________________________

(YELLS)
_________________________________

(YELLING)
_________________________________

My pack!
_________________________________

Got you!
_________________________________

(YELLING)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

_________________________________

According to my calculations,
_________________________________

The Krusty Krab should be right here!
_________________________________

What's that over there?
_________________________________

-SpongeBob?

-Patrick?
_________________________________

Is it really you?
_________________________________

-Yes, Patrick, it's...

-Finally!
_________________________________

The Great Krabby Patty Famine is over!
_________________________________

Great Krabby Patty Famine?

Oh, what year is this?
_________________________________

It's Thursday.
_________________________________

According to my calculations,
_________________________________

we've only gone four days into the future.
_________________________________

Where is everybody?
_________________________________

They all gave up on you. But not me!
_________________________________

'Cause I'm not very smart.
_________________________________

Where is The Krusty Krab?
_________________________________

Right where it's always been!
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________

_________________________________
And thanks to my bold new initiatives,
_________________________________
second only to my fabulous day wear
and dressy evening separates,
_________________________________
productivity in all sectors is up 20%.
_________________________________
Squids are producing more ink,
kelp more oxygen,
_________________________________
and the coral reef is just churning
out the plankton. Chuga, chuga!
_________________________________
I do so enjoy fresh plankton
on my salad, don't you?
_________________________________
I'll take that as a yes.
_________________________________
As you can see, I'm...
_________________________________
I'm a self-started, Your Majesty,
_________________________________
here to anticipate your every need.
_________________________________
Not like that last guy.
What was his name?
_________________________________
Sooner we forget about him, the better.
_________________________________
In fact, let's make avow
never to mention his name again.
_________________________________
Here, I'll start.
_________________________________
There. Wasn't that easy?
_________________________________
-Marina.
-Busy!
_________________________________
-I think I was too hard on them.
-Huh?
_________________________________
-It's about Ariel.
-Not now!
_________________________________
Perhaps I went too far.
_________________________________
Nonsense, Your Highness.
Not possible.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
-Marina.
-What?
_________________________________
-Daddy!
-Huh?
_________________________________
-Ariel's missing.
-What?
_________________________________
-Why didn't you tell me?
-I just did.
_________________________________
We can't find her!
We've looked everywhere!
_________________________________
Don't worry. I'll find her.
_________________________________
Get me Sebastian!
_________________________________
What, what! No, no, no!
No, I'm in charge here! Well...
_________________________________
Sebastian's gone, too.
_________________________________
Guards! Search the palace.
_________________________________
Search every inch of Atlantica!
_________________________________
Find my daughter!
_________________________________
Your Majesty.
_________________________________
Whoo-hoo!
_________________________________
Your Majesty, Your Majesty.
_________________________________
(GROWLS)
_________________________________
Sebastian.

_________________________________

_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

(EXHALES IN RELIEF)
_________________________________

I thought you were dead.

_________________________________

What happened?
_________________________________

I steered us. I did. I steered the house.

_________________________________

Steered us?
_________________________________

After you tied your stuff down,
you took a nap.

_________________________________

So I went ahead
and steered us down here.

_________________________________

Yeah. Sure.

_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

Can't tell where we are.

_________________________________

Oh, we're in South America, all right.

_________________________________

It was a cinch
with my Wilderness Explorer GPS.

_________________________________

-GP... What?

-My dad gave it to me.

_________________________________

It shows exactly where we are
on the planet.

_________________________________

(IMITATING GPS BEEPING)
_________________________________

With this baby, we'll never be lost!
_________________________________

Oops.

_________________________________

(CARL GROANS)
_________________________________

We'll get you down, find a bus stop,
_________________________________

you just tell the man
you wanna go back to your mother.

_________________________________

Sure, but I don't think
they have buses in Paradise Falls.

_________________________________

There. That ought to do it.

_________________________________

Here, I'll give you
some change for bus fare.

_________________________________

RUSSELL: No, I'll just use
my city bus pass.

_________________________________

RUSSELL: Whoa. That's gonna be
like a billion transfers
_________________________________

to get back to my house.

_________________________________

Mr. Fredricksen, how much longer?
_________________________________

Well, we're up pretty high.
Could take hours to get down.

_________________________________

(CARL EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

That thing was a building or something.

_________________________________

(CARL EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

What was that, Mr. Fredricksen?
_________________________________

We can't be close to the ground yet.

_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Wait! Wait, no, don't! Don't, don't!
_________________________________

Wait, wait. Wait!
_________________________________

(CARL EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

-Russell, hang on! Hey!

-RUSSELL: Whoa! Whoa!
_________________________________

(RUSSELL EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

Aaaagggghhhhh!
_________________________________

-CARL: Walk back. Walk back.
-Okay.

_________________________________

CARL: Come on. Come on.

_________________________________

(RUSSELL GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

Where... Where are we?
_________________________________

This doesn't look like the city

or the jungle, Mr. Fredricksen.

_________________________________

(WIND HOWLING)
_________________________________

Don't worry, Ellie. I got it.

_________________________________

There it is.

_________________________________

Ellie, it's so beautiful.

_________________________________

We made it.

_________________________________

We made it, Russell! We can float
right over there. Climb up. Climb up.

_________________________________

You mean, assist you?
_________________________________

-Yeah, yeah. Whatever.

-Okay. I'll climb up.

_________________________________

(CARL MUTTERING)
_________________________________

(RUSSELL GRUNTING)
_________________________________

CARL: Watch it!
RUSSELL: Sorry.

_________________________________

(RUSSELL GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Now, when you get up there,
go ahead and hoist me up!

_________________________________
Got it?
_________________________________

(RUSSELL GRUNTING)
_________________________________

You on the porch yet?
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

What? That's it?
_________________________________

I came all this way just to get stuck

at the wrong end of this rock pile?
_________________________________

Great.
_________________________________

(GRUNTING ANGRILY)
_________________________________

Hey, if I could assist you over there,

would you sign off on my badge?
_________________________________

-What are you talking about?

-We could walk your house to the falls.

_________________________________

-Walk it?
-Yeah! After all, we weigh it down.

_________________________________

We could walk it right over there.
Like a parade balloon.

_________________________________

CARL: Now, we're gonna walk
to the falls quickly and quietly
_________________________________

-with no rap music or flash dancing.
-RUSSELL: Uh-huh.

_________________________________

We have three days, at best, before
the helium leaks out of those balloons.

_________________________________

And if we're not at the falls
when that happens...

_________________________________

-Sand.

-...we're not getting to the falls.

_________________________________

I found sand!
_________________________________

Don't you worry, Ellie.
We'll get our house over there.

_________________________________

RUSSELL: This is fun already, isn't it?
_________________________________

By the time we get there,
you're gonna feel so assisted.

_________________________________

Oh, Mr. Fredricksen,
if we happen to get separated,

_________________________________
use the Wilderness Explorer call.

_________________________________

Caw, caw! Rawr!
_________________________________

(HEARING AID SCREECHES)
_________________________________

RUSSELL: Wait. Why are we going
to Paradise Falls again?
_________________________________

CARL: Hey, let's play a game.

_________________________________

It's called
"see who can be quiet the longest."

_________________________________
RUSSELL: Cool!
My mom loves that game!
_________________________________

_________________________________
(GROWLING)

_________________________________

(HIGH-PITCHED SCREECHING)
_________________________________

(DOGS WHIMPERING)
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

Darn thing!
_________________________________

(RUSSELL MOANING)
_________________________________

Come on, Russell.
Would you hurry it up?
_________________________________

I'm tired. And my knee hurts.

_________________________________

Which knee?
_________________________________

My elbow hurts,
and I have to go to the bathroom.

_________________________________

I asked you about that five minutes ago.

_________________________________

Well, I didn't have to go then!
_________________________________

(MUFFLED) I don't wanna walk
anymore. Can we stop?
_________________________________

Russell, if you don't hurry up,
the tigers will eat you.

_________________________________

There are no tigers in South America.
Zoology.

_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

Oh, for the love of Pete! Go on into
the bushes and do your business.

_________________________________

Okay! Here! Hold my stuff.

_________________________________

I've always wanted to try this.

_________________________________

RUSSELL: Mr. Fredricksen,
_________________________________

am I supposed to dig the hole
before or after?
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST)
_________________________________

None of my concern!
_________________________________

RUSSELL: Oh. It's before!
_________________________________

Bah!
La la la la la!

_________________________________
(SIGHS IN RELIEF)
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

Tracks?
_________________________________

Snipe.

_________________________________

Here, snipe. Come on out, snipe.

_________________________________

Snipe.

_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

(RUSTLING)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Ha! Gotcha! Don't be afraid, little snipe.

_________________________________

I am a Wilderness Explorer,
so I'm a friend to all of nature.

_________________________________

Want some more?
_________________________________

(RUSSELL GASPS)
_________________________________

Hi, boy. Don't eat it all. Come on out.

_________________________________

Come on. Come on.
Don't be afraid, little snipe.

_________________________________

Nice snipe. Good little snipe. Nice...

_________________________________

Giant snipe.

_________________________________

(FOOTSTEPS THUDDING)

_________________________________
-I found the snipe!

-Oh! Did you?
_________________________________

-Are they tall?

-Yes, they're very tall.

_________________________________

-Do they have a lot of colors?

-They do, indeed!
_________________________________

-Do they like chocolate?

-Yes... Chocolate?
_________________________________

(SQUAWKS)
_________________________________

-Gah! What is that thing?

-It's a snipe!
_________________________________

There's no such thing as a snipe!
_________________________________

-But you said snipes eat your... Whoa!
-Hey!
_________________________________

(RUSSELL LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(BIRD COOING)
_________________________________

Go on! Get out of here! Go on!
_________________________________

(HISSES)
_________________________________

(RUSSELL LAUGHS)
_________________________________

RUSSELL: Whoa!
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

Careful, Russell!
_________________________________

(GIGGLING) Hey, look, Mr. Fredricksen.
It likes me. Whoa!
_________________________________

-Russell!
-No, stop! That tickles.

_________________________________

CARL: Get out of here! Go on! Get!
_________________________________

(HISSES)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

(HISSES)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

Uh-oh. No, no, no! Kevin!
It's okay. Mr. Fredricksen is nice.

_________________________________

-Kevin?
-Yeah. That's his name I just gave him.

_________________________________

Beat it! Vamoose! Scram!
Hey! That's mine!

_________________________________
(GAGGING)
_________________________________

(RETCHES)
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

Shoo! Shoo! Get out of here!
_________________________________

(SQUAWKS MOCKINGLY)
_________________________________

Go on! Beat it!
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST)
_________________________________

(SQUAWKS MOCKINGLY)
_________________________________

RUSSELL: Can we keep him? Please?
_________________________________

I'll get the food for him. I'll walk him.
I'll change his newspapers.

_________________________________

CARL: No.

_________________________________

"An Explorer is a friend to all,

be it plants or fish or tiny mole."
_________________________________

-That doesn't even rhyme.

-Yeah, it does.

_________________________________

-Hey, look. Kevin.

-What?
_________________________________

Get down! You're not allowed up there!
_________________________________

(BALLOON BURSTS)
_________________________________

(SPITS)
_________________________________

You come down here right now!
_________________________________

Sheesh!
_________________________________

Can you believe this, Ellie?
_________________________________

Ellie?
_________________________________

Hey, Ellie! Could I keep the bird?
_________________________________

RUSSELL: Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

_________________________________

She said for you to let me.

_________________________________

But I told him no. I told you no!
_________________________________

N-O.

_________________________________

I see you back there.

_________________________________

Go on! Get out of here! Shoo!

Go annoy someone else for a while.

_________________________________

DUG: Hey, are you okay over there?
_________________________________

(KEVIN SQUAWKING)
_________________________________

Uh... Hello?
_________________________________

CARL: Oh!
_________________________________

Hello, sir! Thank goodness.

_________________________________

It's nice to know
someone else is up here.

_________________________________

DUG: I can smell you.

_________________________________

What? You can smell us?
_________________________________

DUG: I can smell you.

_________________________________

Hey.

_________________________________

(SNICKERS) You were talking to a rock.

_________________________________

Hey, that one looks like a turtle.

_________________________________

Look at that one!
That one looks like a dog.

_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

-It is a dog!

-What?
_________________________________

We're not allowed to have dogs
in my apartment.

_________________________________

Hey, I like dogs.

_________________________________

We have your dog!
_________________________________

-Whoa!
-Wonder who he belongs to.

_________________________________

Sit, boy. Hey, look, he's trained. Shake.

_________________________________

Uh-huh.

_________________________________

-Speak.
-DUG: Hi, there.

_________________________________

(CARL AND RUSSELL GASP)
_________________________________

Did that dog just say "Hi, there"?
_________________________________

DUG: Oh, yes.

_________________________________

My name is Dug.
I have just met you, and I love you.

_________________________________

(CARL STAMMERS)
_________________________________

My master made me this collar.

He is a good and smart master,
_________________________________

and he made me this collar
so that I may talk. Squirrel!
_________________________________

My master is good and smart.

_________________________________

It's not possible.

_________________________________

DUG: Oh, it is,
because my master is smart.

_________________________________

-Cool! What do these do, boy?

-DUG: Hey, would you...

_________________________________

(DUG SPEAKING SPANISH)

_________________________________
DUG: I use that collar...

_________________________________

(DUG SPEAKING JAPANESE)
_________________________________

...to talk with.
I would be happy if you stopped.

_________________________________

Russell, don't touch that!
It could be radioactive or something!

_________________________________
DUG: I am a great tracker.
_________________________________

My pack sent me on a special mission
all by myself.
_________________________________

Have you seen a bird?
_________________________________

I want to find one,
and I've been on the scent.
_________________________________

I am a great tracker.
Did I mention that?
_________________________________

(HISSES)
_________________________________

DUG: Hey, that is the bird.
_________________________________

I have never seen one up close,
but this is the bird.
_________________________________

May I take your bird back to camp
as my prisoner?
_________________________________

Yes, yes, take it. And on the way,
learn how to bark like a real dog.

_________________________________

DUG: I can bark.

_________________________________

(BARKS)
_________________________________

And here's howling.

_________________________________

(HOWLS)
_________________________________

(HISSES)
_________________________________

Can we keep him?
Please, please, please!

_________________________________
-No.
-But it's a talking dog!
_________________________________

It's just a weird trick or something.
Let's get to the falls.

_________________________________

DUG: Please be my prisoner.

_________________________________

Oh, please, oh, please be my prisoner!

_________________________________
(SNIFFING)
_________________________________

GAMMA: Oh! Here it is.
I picked up the bird's scent!

_________________________________
BETA: Wait a minute, wait a minute!
What is this?
_________________________________

Chocolate. I smell chocolate.

_________________________________

GAMMA: I'm getting prunes
and denture cream! Who are they?
_________________________________

BETA: Oh, man,
Master will not be pleased.

_________________________________

We better tell him someone
took the bird. Right, Alpha?
_________________________________

ALPHA: (IN SQUEAKY VOICE) No.
_________________________________

Soon enough the bird
will be ours yet again.
_________________________________

Find the scent, my compadres,
_________________________________

and you too shall
have much rewardings
_________________________________

from Master for the toil factor
you wage.
_________________________________

BETA: Hey, Alpha, I think there's
something wrong with your collar.

_________________________________

You must've bumped it.

_________________________________

GAMMA: Yeah,
your voice sounds funny!

_________________________________
(BOTH LAUGHING)
_________________________________

ALPHA: Beta! Gamma!
Mayhaps you desire to... Squirrel!

_________________________________
(GAMMA WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

ALPHA: Mayhaps you desire
to challenge the ranking
_________________________________

that I have been assigned
by my strength and cunning.

_________________________________
BETA: No, no, no. But maybe
Dug would. You might wanna ask him.

_________________________________

GAMMA: Yeah. I wonder if he's found
the bird on his very special mission.

_________________________________

ALPHA: Do not mention Dug
to me at this time.

_________________________________
His fool's errand will keep him
most occupied. Most occupied indeed.
_________________________________

(LAUGHING EVILLY)
_________________________________

Do you not agree with that
which I am saying to you now?

_________________________________
BETA: Sure, but the second Master
finds out you sent Dug out by himself,
_________________________________

none of us will get a treat.

_________________________________

ALPHA: (GROWLS) You are wise,
my trusted lieutenant.
_________________________________

This is Alpha calling Dug.
Come in, Dug.

_________________________________
DUG: (WHISPERING) Hi, Alpha.
Hey, your voice sounds funny.

_________________________________
ALPHA: I know, I know!
Have you seen the bird?
_________________________________

DUG: Why, yes.
The bird is my prisoner now.
_________________________________

GAMMA: Yeah, right!

_________________________________
(HISSES)
_________________________________

ALPHA: Impossible! Where are you?
_________________________________

DUG: I am here with the bird,
_________________________________

and I will bring it back,
and then you will like me.
_________________________________
-Gotta go.

-Hey, Dug, who you talking to?

_________________________________
ALPHA: No, wait, wait!
BETA: What's Dug doing?
_________________________________

GAMMA: Why's he with
that small mailman?

_________________________________
BETA: Where are they?

_________________________________
(BEEPING)
_________________________________

ALPHA: There he is. Come on!
_________________________________

DUG: Oh, please, oh, please,
oh, please be my prisoner.

_________________________________

RUSSELL: Dug, stop bothering Kevin!
_________________________________

DUG: That man there says
I can take the bird,
_________________________________

and I love that man there
like he is my master.

_________________________________

CARL: I am not your master!
_________________________________

DUG: I am warning you
once again, bird.

_________________________________

-Hey! Quit it!
-DUG: I am jumping on you now, bird.

_________________________________

Russell, at this rate,
we'll never get to the falls.

_________________________________

DUG: Here, bird.

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(CRASHING)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

I am nobody's master, got it?
_________________________________

I don't want you here,
and I don't want you here!
_________________________________

I'm stuck with you!
_________________________________

And if you two don't clear out of here

by the time I count to three...

_________________________________

DUG: A ball! Oh, boy, oh, boy!
A ball!

_________________________________
Ball? Yeah, yeah? You want it, boy?
_________________________________

Huh? Huh? Yeah. Yeah?
_________________________________

DUG: Yes, I do!
I do ever so want the ball.

_________________________________

-Go get it!
-DUG: Oh, boy! Oh, boy!

_________________________________
I will get it and then bring it back!
_________________________________

Quick, Russell.
Give me some chocolate.

_________________________________

-Why?
-Just give it to me!
_________________________________

Bird. Bird!
_________________________________

(KEVIN SQUAWKING)
_________________________________

Come on, Russell.

_________________________________

Wait. Wait, Mr. Fredricksen.

_________________________________

(CARL YELLS)
_________________________________

RUSSELL: What are we doing?
_________________________________

Hey, we're pretty far now.
Kevin's gonna miss me.

_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

I think that did the trick.

_________________________________

DUG: Hi, Master.

_________________________________

Afternoon.

_________________________________

(SQUAWKS)
_________________________________

(MUTTERING)
_________________________________

Well, thanks for keeping us
dry anyway, Ellie.

_________________________________

Which one's the front?
_________________________________

Oh, boy.

_________________________________

Is this step three or step five?
_________________________________

(SCOFFS)
_________________________________

RUSSELL: There.

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(TENT POLE SNAPS)
_________________________________

All done! That's for you.

_________________________________

Oh...

_________________________________

Tents are hard.

_________________________________

Wait. Aren't you super wilderness guy,
with the GPMs and the badges?
_________________________________

Yeah, but can I tell you a secret?
_________________________________

-No.
-All right. Here it goes.

_________________________________

I never actually built a tent before.
There, I said it.

_________________________________

You've been camping before,
haven't you?
_________________________________

Well, never outside.

_________________________________

Well, why didn't you ask your dad
how to build a tent?
_________________________________

I don't think he wants
to talk about this stuff.

_________________________________

Well, why don't you try him sometime.
Maybe he'll surprise you.

_________________________________

Well, he's away a lot.
I don't see him much.

_________________________________

He's gotta be home sometime.

_________________________________

Well, I call, but Phyllis told me
I bug him too much.

_________________________________

Phyllis? You call your own mother
by her first name?
_________________________________

Phyllis isn't my mom.

_________________________________

Oh.

_________________________________

But he promised
he'd come to my Explorer ceremony

_________________________________
to pin on
my Assisting the Elderly badge.

_________________________________

So, he can show me
about tents then, right?
_________________________________

Hey, why don't you get some sleep?
_________________________________

Don't wanna wake up
the traveling flea circus.

_________________________________

(SNORING)
_________________________________

Mr. Fredricksen?
_________________________________

Dug says he wants
to take Kevin prisoner.

_________________________________

We have to protect him.

_________________________________

(YAWNING)
_________________________________

Can Kevin go with us?
_________________________________

All right, he can come.

_________________________________

Promise you won't leave him?

_________________________________
-Yeah.
-Cross your heart?

_________________________________
Cross my heart.

_________________________________

What have I got myself into, Ellie?
_________________________________

_________________________________
FLOUNDER: Are we there yet?
SEBASTIAN: No.
_________________________________
-Are we there yet?
-No.
_________________________________
-Are we there yet?
-No.
_________________________________
-Are we there yet?
-No.
_________________________________
-Are we there yet?
-Yes. This is it.
_________________________________
-Are you sure?
-Yes.
_________________________________
-Are you sure?
-Yes.
_________________________________
-Are you...
-Yes!
_________________________________
Oh, man. We can't live here!
_________________________________
Yeah, this place is all "Oom-pa-pa."
We need some...
_________________________________
(DRUMBEATS)
_________________________________
Nonsense. It's perfect.
_________________________________
Just listen to them acoustics.
_________________________________
Do, re, me, fa, so, la, ti, do
_________________________________
(ECHOING) Do. Do. Do...
_________________________________
Solid.
_________________________________
Well, it beats the dungeon.
_________________________________
But not by much.
_________________________________
It'll do for the time being. Excuse me.
_________________________________
(RAY-RAY MOANS)
_________________________________
(SPUTTERING)
_________________________________
Sebastian, be honest. Are we lost?
_________________________________
No, this is fine.
_________________________________
There's more to this place
than meets the eye.
_________________________________
(FLOUNDER SCATTING)
_________________________________
ALL: Knock it off!
_________________________________
FLOUNDER: Sorry.
_________________________________
(GATE RATTLING)
_________________________________
-MARINA: Give me the key!
-I said no.
_________________________________
Look, I haven't worked my tail off
for the last 12 hours
_________________________________
-just to have it snatched away
-How about a nice relaxing bath?
_________________________________
-Benjamin.
-Kelp wrap? Lomi lomi rub?
_________________________________
Give me the key!
_________________________________
You said never give it to you
in a fit of rage!
_________________________________
-I'm perfectly calm!
-Doesn't sound it.
_________________________________
-Give!
-Oh!
_________________________________
-Give!
-Mm-mmm.
_________________________________
Give!
_________________________________
-Oh, look at the pretty fishes.
-Really? Where?
_________________________________
Yum-yums!
_________________________________
Come to Mommy.
_________________________________
(ELECTRICAL SIZZLING)
_________________________________
Oh, yes. Mommy waves you.
_________________________________
Okay, I'm not gonna watch this part.
(SHUDDERING)
_________________________________
My, my, are you hungry?
_________________________________
Who wants crab cakes?
_________________________________
What are you going to do?
_________________________________
Whatever it takes
to get rid of Sebastian!
_________________________________
-But what about Ariel?
-Ariel? Ariel?
_________________________________
You're right. She'll tattle.
_________________________________
-I'll have to get rid of her, too.
-What?
_________________________________
-That's brilliant, Benjamin, brilliant!
-Okay, that wasn't what I meant.
_________________________________
I never liked her anyway.
I'll make it look like an accident.
_________________________________
That's it!
An accidental underwater ambush
_________________________________
by a team of the cutest
little yum-yums ever.
_________________________________
You've lost your mind.
_________________________________
Sic 'em, boys!
_________________________________
What hath we wrought?
_________________________________
Swim, you pretties.
_________________________________
Swim, you pretties. Faster! Swim.
_________________________________
(ALL GROWLING)
_________________________________
MARINA: Wait up!
_________________________________

_________________________________

(WHISPERING) Come on!
_________________________________

(BRAKES SCREECHING)
_________________________________

Get him, Baymax!
_________________________________

(HIRO PANTING)
_________________________________

(SIGHS) We're too late.
_________________________________

BAYMAX: Your tiny robot

is trying to go somewhere.
_________________________________

Come on.
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Always wait one hour after eating
_________________________________

before swimming.

_________________________________
Hey!
_________________________________

Come on!
_________________________________

Your heart rate has increased dramatic...
_________________________________

Shh! Okay, Baymax,

time to use those upgrades.

_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

-ALL: Hiro?

-No, no, no!
_________________________________

Get out of here! Go!
_________________________________

Dude, what are you doing out here?
_________________________________

(STAMMERING) Nothing!

Just out for a walk.
_________________________________

Helps my pubescent mood swings.
_________________________________

Is that Baymax?
_________________________________

-Yeah, but you really...

-Uh...
_________________________________

Why is he wearing

carbon fiber underpants?
_________________________________

I also know karate.
_________________________________

You guys need to go.
_________________________________

No, don't push us away, Hiro.

We're here for you.
_________________________________

That's why Baymax contacted us.
_________________________________

Those who suffer a loss,
_________________________________

require support

from friends and loved ones.
_________________________________

Okay, but I...
_________________________________

Who would like

to share their feelings first?
_________________________________

Ooh. I'll go. Okay.

(CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________

My name is Fred, and it has

been 30 days since my last...
_________________________________

Holy mother of Megazon!
_________________________________

WASABI: Ah... 

_________________________________
Am I the only one seeing this?
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Oh, my gosh! Oh, no!
_________________________________

-Go!

-(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

-(PANTING)

-Baymax, get him!
_________________________________

No, no, no, no, no!

What are you doing?
_________________________________

I'm saving your life.
_________________________________

-(ENGINE STARTS)

-Baymax can handle that guy!
_________________________________

(ALL GRUNT)
_________________________________

BAYMAX: Oh, no.
_________________________________ 

Wasabi!
_________________________________

Ah, goodbye!

_________________________________

Hiro. Explanation. Now.
_________________________________

He stole my microbots.

He started the fire.
_________________________________

(STAMMERING)

I don't know who he is!

_________________________________

Baymax, palm-heel strike!
_________________________________

(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________

-Hard left!

-(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

Huh.
_________________________________

That mask, the black suit...
_________________________________

We're under attack

from a super villain, people!
_________________________________

I mean, how cool is that?
_________________________________

I mean, it's scary, obviously.

But how cool!
_________________________________

(BRAKES SCREECH)
_________________________________

-(PANTING)

-Why are we stopped?

_________________________________
The light's red!
_________________________________

There are no red lights in a car chase!
_________________________________

(TIRES SQUEALING)
_________________________________

Why is he trying to kill us?
_________________________________

Um, why are you trying to kill us?
_________________________________

It's classic villain.

We've seen too much!
_________________________________

Let's not jump to conclusions.
_________________________________

We don't know he's trying to kill us.
_________________________________

Car!
_________________________________

HONEY LEMON:

He's trying to kill us!
_________________________________

Did you just put your blinker on?
_________________________________

You have to

indicate your turn!
_________________________________

It's the law!
_________________________________

That's it.
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

Uh!
_________________________________

(WASABI SCREAMING)
_________________________________

WASABI: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(TIRES SCREECHING)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

Stop the car!
_________________________________

Baymax and I can take this guy!

_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

BAYMAX: Seatbelts save lives.
_________________________________

Buckle up, every time.
_________________________________

(ENGINE REVS)
_________________________________

Ah... Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
_________________________________

WASABI: What are you doing?

What are you doing?
_________________________________

What are you doing?

What are you doing?
_________________________________

(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(TIRES SCREECH)
_________________________________

-Did we lose him?

-Look out!
_________________________________

Baymax, hold on!
_________________________________

WASABI:

We're not gonna make it!
_________________________________

HONEY LEMON:

We're gonna make it!
_________________________________

WASABI:

We're not gonna make it!
_________________________________

We're gonna make it!
_________________________________

-We're not gonna make it!

-We're gonna make it!
_________________________________

(ALL SCREAM)
_________________________________

We made it! Yes!
_________________________________

(ALL SCREAM)
_________________________________

(BOTH GASP)

_________________________________

(SEATBELT CLICKING)
_________________________________

(ALL GASPING AND COUGHING)
_________________________________

(ALL BREATHING HEAVILY)
_________________________________

I told you we'd make it!
_________________________________

Your injuries require my attention.
_________________________________

And your body temperatures are low.
_________________________________

We should get out of here.
_________________________________

I know a place.
_________________________________

(ALL SHIVERING)
_________________________________

-Ooh. Where are we?

-Ah...
_________________________________

HIRO: Fred.
_________________________________

(STAMMERS)

Where are you going?
_________________________________

Oh. Welcome to mi casa.

_________________________________
That's French for "front door."
_________________________________

It's really not.
_________________________________

Listen, nitwit.
_________________________________

A lunatic in a mask just tried to kill us.
_________________________________

I'm not in the mood for any...
_________________________________

Welcome home, Master Frederick.
_________________________________

Heathcliff, my man!
_________________________________

Come on in, guys.

We'll be safe in here.
_________________________________

Gimme some.
_________________________________

Ba-da-la-la-la-la.
_________________________________

Freddie,
_________________________________

this is your house?
_________________________________

I thought you lived under a bridge.
_________________________________

Well, technically,

it belongs to my parents.
_________________________________

They're on a vacay on the family island.
_________________________________

You know, we should

totally go some time. Frolic.
_________________________________

GO GO:

You gotta be kidding me.
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

If I wasn't just attacked

by a guy in a kabuki mask,
_________________________________

I think this would be

the weirdest thing I've seen today.
_________________________________

GO GO: Mmm.
_________________________________

WASABI: My brain hates my eyes

for seeing this.
_________________________________

Your body temperature is still low.
_________________________________

Yeah. Uh-huh.
_________________________________

Ahh!
_________________________________

It's like spooning a warm marshmallow.
_________________________________

Hmm, it's so nice.
_________________________________

Oh, yeah, ah, that's toasty.
_________________________________

(YAWNS)

_________________________________
Good robot.
_________________________________

Does this symbol

mean anything to you guys?
_________________________________

-Yes! It's a bird!

-No!
_________________________________

The guy in the mask

was carrying something
_________________________________

with this symbol on it.
_________________________________

Apprehending the man in the mask

will improve Hiro's emotional state.
_________________________________

Apprehend him?
_________________________________

We don't even know who he is.
_________________________________

I have a theory.
_________________________________

WASABI: "Dr. Slaughter, MD"?
_________________________________

Actually,

millionaire weapons designer,
_________________________________

Malcolm Chazzletick.
_________________________________

"The Annihilator"?
_________________________________

Behind the mask,

industrialist Reid Awvorthy.

_________________________________
"Baron von Destruct"?

Oh, just get to the point!
_________________________________

Don't you guys get it?
_________________________________

The man in the mask who attacked us
_________________________________

is none other than...
_________________________________

Voilá!

_________________________________
Alistair Krei.
_________________________________

-What?

-FRED: Think about it.
_________________________________

Krei wanted your microbots,
_________________________________

and you said no.
_________________________________

But rules don't apply to a man like Krei.
_________________________________

HIRO: There's no way.

The guy is too high profile.
_________________________________

Then who was that guy in the mask?
_________________________________

(STAMMERING) I don't know.
_________________________________

We don't know anything about him.
_________________________________

BAYMAX:

His blood type is AB-negative.
_________________________________

Cholesterol levels are...
_________________________________

Baymax, you scanned him?
_________________________________

I am programed to assess

everyone's healthcare needs.
_________________________________

Yes! (LAUGHS)
_________________________________

I can use the data

from your scan to find him.
_________________________________

Uh, you'd have to scan

everyone in San Fransokyo.
_________________________________

That might take, I don't know, forever.
_________________________________

No, no, no, no. I...
_________________________________

I just have to look for another angle.
_________________________________

Got it!
_________________________________

I'll scan the whole city at the same time.
_________________________________

I just have to upgrade Baymax's sensor.
_________________________________

Actually, if we're gonna catch this guy,
_________________________________

I need to upgrade all of you.
_________________________________

Upgrade who, now?
_________________________________

Those who suffer a loss require support
_________________________________

from friends and loved ones.
_________________________________

(LAUGHS) Oh, okay,

I like where this is heading!
_________________________________

We can't go against that guy!

We're nerds!
_________________________________

Hiro, we want to help,
_________________________________

but we're just us.
_________________________________

No.
_________________________________

You can be way more.
_________________________________

Tadashi Hamada was our best friend.
_________________________________

-We're in.

-(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

Can you feel it?

You guys, do you feel this?
_________________________________

Our origin story begins.
_________________________________

We're gonna be superheroes!
_________________________________

HIRO: Arms up.
_________________________________

The neurotransmitter

must be in his mask.
_________________________________

We get the mask,

and he can't control the bots.
_________________________________

Game over.
_________________________________

They say

"We are what we are"

_________________________________
But we don't have to be

_________________________________
I'm bad behavior
_________________________________

But I do it in the best way

_________________________________
I'll be the watcher
_________________________________

Of the eternal flame
_________________________________

I'll be the guard dog
_________________________________

Of all your fever dreams
_________________________________

I am the sand in the bottom

half of the hourglass
_________________________________

'Cause we could

be immortals

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)

_________________________________
Immortals
_________________________________

Just not for long

_________________________________
-For long

-(YELPING)
_________________________________

Live with me forever now

_________________________________
Pull the blackout

curtains down

_________________________________
Just not for long

For long

_________________________________
We could be immortals

_________________________________
Immortals

_________________________________
Immortals

_________________________________
Immortals

_________________________________
Sometimes the only payoff

_________________________________
For having any faith

_________________________________
Is when it's tested again

_________________________________
And again

Every day

_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

I'm still comparing your past

_________________________________
-(STRAINING)

-To my future

_________________________________

'Cause we could be immortals

_________________________________
Immortals
_________________________________

Just not for long

For long

_________________________________
FRED: Super Jump!
_________________________________

Super Jump!
_________________________________

And live with me forever now

_________________________________
the blackout curtains down

_________________________________
-Whoo-hoo! I breathe fire.

-Just not for long

_________________________________
For long
_________________________________

We could be immortals

Immortals

_________________________________
-lmmortals

-Whoa!

_________________________________
Immortals

_________________________________
-(GRUNTING)

-lmmortals

_________________________________
Immortals
_________________________________

-Ah!

-lmmortals

_________________________________
Immortals

_________________________________
Immortals

_________________________________
-Whoo-hoo!

-I love it!
_________________________________

Not bad.
_________________________________

Anybody else's suit

riding up on them?
_________________________________

HIRO: Hey, guys!
_________________________________

Check this out.
_________________________________

I'd like to introduce,
_________________________________

Baymax 2.0.
_________________________________

FRED: (GASPS) He's glorious.
_________________________________

Hello.
_________________________________

Whoa, whoa, whoa...
_________________________________

Hold up. Focus.
_________________________________

Show 'em what you got, buddy.
_________________________________

The fist, show them the fist.
_________________________________

Ba-da-la-la-la-la.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) No, not that.
_________________________________

The thing, the other thing.
_________________________________

ALL: Whoa!
_________________________________

Rocket fist make Freddie so happy!
_________________________________

That's just one of his new upgrades!
_________________________________

Baymax, wings.
_________________________________

FRED: No way!
_________________________________

Thrusters.
_________________________________

I fail to see how flying
_________________________________

makes me a better

healthcare companion.
_________________________________

I fail to see how you fail to see
_________________________________

that it's awesome!
_________________________________

Full thrust.
_________________________________

(ALL GASP)
_________________________________

(HIRO SCREAMING)
_________________________________

-BOY: Whoa!

-Steady, big guy.
_________________________________

Look, let's just take this slow.
_________________________________

(SCREAMS) Up, up, up, up, up!
_________________________________

Thrust, thrust, thrust!
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Too much thrust!

Too much thrust!
_________________________________

Too much thrust!
_________________________________

No, no, no, no!
_________________________________

Back on! Back on!
_________________________________

On! On! On!
_________________________________

Zoom...
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

Go up! Up, up, up! (LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Up!
_________________________________

Oh, man!
_________________________________

Maybe...

Maybe enough flying for today.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

(SIGHS) What do you say?
_________________________________

Your neurotransmitter levels

are rising steadily.

_________________________________
Which means what?
_________________________________

The treatment is working.
_________________________________

Oh, no!
_________________________________

No, no, no, no, no!
_________________________________

Whoa, Baymax!
_________________________________

(BREATHING HEAVILY)
_________________________________

(LAUGHING) Yes!
_________________________________

Whoo!
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Whoo! (LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Yeah! Oh!
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

Yes!

_________________________________
Whoo-hoo!

_________________________________

_________________________________

I think we may be lost in time, Plankton.
_________________________________

Maybe we should ask

this guy for directions.
_________________________________

Excuse me, sir?

Can you tell us when we are?
_________________________________

Who dares disturb

The One Who Watches?
_________________________________

SPONGEBOB: The One Who Watches?
_________________________________

Your name is The One Who Watches?
_________________________________

No, my true name is
_________________________________

Bubbles.
_________________________________

Bubbles? (LAUGHS)
_________________________________

What kind of a name is Bubbles?
_________________________________

It is my ancient dolphin name.
_________________________________

So what's a dolphin doing out here
_________________________________

in the middle of space?
_________________________________

My kind
_________________________________

have been watching and protecting
_________________________________

the galaxy for... (CLICKING)
_________________________________

Hmm.
_________________________________

10,000 years!
_________________________________

Oh, so you're the one
_________________________________

keeping the meteors from hitting us.
_________________________________

BUBBLES: Yes, I am.
_________________________________

And I could really do with a potty break.
_________________________________

Would you mind

keeping an eye on things?
_________________________________

Sure thing. But, uh,

what am I keeping my eye on?
_________________________________

(MUZAK PLAYING)
_________________________________

What are you doing?
_________________________________

I'm watching.
_________________________________

We don't even know

what we're watching for.
_________________________________

SPONGEBOB:

Maybe we should split up the workload.
_________________________________

You watch the one with the big red eye,
_________________________________

I'll watch the one with the ringy thingies.
_________________________________

Like a team.
_________________________________

Okay, mine's moving.
_________________________________

Mine, too.
_________________________________

No, this doesn't seem right.
_________________________________

Should we call Bubbles?
_________________________________

Let's give him a minute.

He's been holding it
_________________________________

for 10,000 years.
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

I'm pretty sure that wasn't

supposed to happen.
_________________________________

Come on, Plankton,

we got to clean this up
_________________________________

before Bubbles gets back! (PANTING)
_________________________________

(TOILET FLUSHES)
_________________________________

(BUBBLES EXHALES)
_________________________________

Much better. Yes.
_________________________________

You two are free to go.
_________________________________

What happened to Saturn and Jupiter?
_________________________________

(SHATTERS)
_________________________________

You were supposed to... (CLICKING)
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

(CLICKING)
_________________________________

Keep them from smashing

into each other!
_________________________________

Sorry.
_________________________________

Now (CLICKING)

I am going to lose my job!
_________________________________

And you will lose your lives.
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(BOTH PANTING)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Quarter me!
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(COIN CLINKING)
_________________________________

(MACHINE BEEPING)
_________________________________

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________

_________________________________

HIRO: Wow!
_________________________________

That was...
_________________________________

That was...
_________________________________

Sick.
_________________________________

-It is just an expression.

-(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

That's... That's right, buddy.
_________________________________

I am never taking the bus again.
_________________________________

Your emotional state has improved.
_________________________________

I can deactivate if you say
_________________________________

you are satisfied with your care. 

_________________________________
What?
_________________________________

No, I don't want

you to deactivate.
_________________________________

We still have

to find that guy.
_________________________________

So, fire up that super-sensor.
_________________________________

BAYMAX:

Functionality improved.
_________________________________

1000% increase in range.
_________________________________

-(BEEPS)

-I have found a match...
_________________________________

...on that island.
_________________________________

_________________________________

(CARL SNORING)
_________________________________

(CROAKING)
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

Morning, sweetheart.

_________________________________

We better get moving.

_________________________________

Bird's gone.

_________________________________

Maybe Russell won't notice.
All right, everybody up!
_________________________________

Where's Kevin? He's wandered off!
Kevin! Dug, find Kevin!
_________________________________

DUG: Find the bird, find the bird!
Hi, hi. Point!

_________________________________
Look. There he is!
_________________________________

(SQUAWKS)
_________________________________

DUG: Point!
_________________________________

Hey! That's my food! Get off my roof!

_________________________________
DUG: Yeah, get off of his...

_________________________________

(WOOFS)
_________________________________

(CHICKS HONKING IN DISTANCE)
_________________________________

(HONKS)
_________________________________

What is it doing?
_________________________________

DUG: The bird is calling to her babies.

_________________________________

Her babies.

_________________________________

Kevin's a girl?
_________________________________

(HONKS)
_________________________________

DUG: Her house is over there
in those twisty rocks.

_________________________________

She has been gathering food for
her babies and must get back to them.

_________________________________

(KEVIN COOS)
_________________________________

Wait. Kevin's just leaving?
_________________________________

(HISSES)
_________________________________

But you promised to protect her.

_________________________________

Her babies need her.
We gotta make sure they're together!

_________________________________
Sorry, Russell.
We've lost enough time already.

_________________________________

Yeah.

_________________________________

(RUSTLING)
_________________________________

(SQUAWKS)
_________________________________

This was her favorite chocolate.

_________________________________

Because you sent her away,
there's more for you.

_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

Kevin?
_________________________________

(RUSTLING)
_________________________________

(BARKING)
_________________________________

(CARL AND RUSSELL YELLING)
_________________________________

(GROWLING)
_________________________________

(BOTH WHIMPERING)
_________________________________

ALPHA: Where's the bird?
You said you had the bird.

_________________________________
DUG: Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

_________________________________

Since I have said that,
I can see how you would think that.

_________________________________

ALPHA: Where is it?
DUG: Uh... Tomorrow.

_________________________________

Come back tomorrow, and then
I will again have the bird. Yes.

_________________________________

(SNARLING)
_________________________________

ALPHA: You lost it!
Why do I not have a surprised feeling?
_________________________________

Well, at least you now have led us
to the small mailman
_________________________________

and the one who smells of prunes.

_________________________________
(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

ALPHA: Master will be most pleased
we have found them
_________________________________

and will ask of them many questions.
Come!

_________________________________
Wait. We're not going with you!
We're going to the falls!
_________________________________

(BARKING)
_________________________________

(BOTH YELL)
_________________________________

Get away from me!
_________________________________

(DOGS GROWLING)
_________________________________

CARL: Get down!
_________________________________

(GASPING)
_________________________________

(ALL GROWLING)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

MUNTZ: Stay!
_________________________________

You came here in that?
_________________________________

Uh, yeah.

_________________________________

MUNTZ: In a house? A floating house?
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(LAUGHING NERVOUSLY)
_________________________________

That is the darnedest thing
I've ever seen.

_________________________________

You're not after my bird, are you?
_________________________________

But if you needed to borrow
a cup of sugar,
_________________________________

I'd be happy to oblige.

_________________________________

(DOGS LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Well, this is all a misunderstanding.

_________________________________

My dogs made a mistake.

_________________________________

Wait. Are you Charles Muntz?
_________________________________

Yeah, well, yes.

_________________________________

The Charles Muntz?
_________________________________

"Adventure is out there!"
_________________________________

It's really him! That's Charles Muntz!
_________________________________

-It is? Who's Charles Muntz?
-Him!
_________________________________

-DOGS: Yes! Yes! That's him!
-I'm Carl Fredricksen.

_________________________________

My wife and I,
we were your biggest fans.

_________________________________

Oh, well. You're a man of good taste.
_________________________________

(BOTH LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Now, you must be tired. Hungry?
_________________________________

Uh-huh.

_________________________________

Now, attention, everyone!
_________________________________

These people are no longer intruders!
They are our guests.

_________________________________

(DOGS CHEERING)
_________________________________

DOG 1: Follow me.
I like you temporarily.

_________________________________

You do smell like prunes.

_________________________________

CARL: Whoa!
_________________________________

DOG 2: I will not bite you.

_________________________________

DOG 3: The small mailman
smells like chocolate.

_________________________________

MUNTZ: I'm sorry about the dogs.

_________________________________

-Hope they weren't too rough on you.
-GAMMA: We weren't.

_________________________________

MUNTZ: Go ahead and moor
your airship right next to mine.

_________________________________

We're not actually going inside

the Spirit of Adventure itself?
_________________________________

Oh...

_________________________________

Would you like to?
_________________________________

Would I?
_________________________________

(LAUGHING DELIGHTEDLY)
_________________________________

CARL: Wait up, Mr. Muntz.

_________________________________

Jiminy Cricket.

_________________________________

BETA: Not you.
GAMMA: What do we do with Dug?
_________________________________

ALPHA: He has lost the bird.
Put him in the Cone of Shame.
_________________________________

(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

DUG: I do not like the Cone of Shame.

_________________________________

MUNTZ: Well, most of the collection
is housed in the world's top museums,
_________________________________

New York, Munich, London.
Of course, I kept the best for myself.

_________________________________

Did you ever! Will you look at that?
_________________________________

MUNTZ: Oh, yes, the Arsinoitherium.

_________________________________

Beast charged
while I was brushing my teeth.

_________________________________

Used my shaving kit to bring him down.

_________________________________

Oh, yeah. Well, surprise me.

_________________________________

Only way to get it out
of Ethiopia at the time
_________________________________

was to have it declared
as dental equipment.

_________________________________

Oh, my gosh!
The giant Somalian leopard tortoise!

_________________________________
Oh, you recognize it. I'm impressed.

_________________________________

That's an interesting story there.

_________________________________

Excellent choice.

_________________________________

I found it on safari with Roosevelt.

_________________________________

He and I fell into a habit
of playing gin rummy in the evenings,

_________________________________
and did he cheat!
_________________________________

Oh, he was horrible.

_________________________________

ALPHA: Master, dinner is ready.

_________________________________
Oh, dear. Broken translator.

_________________________________

It's that loose wire again.
There you go, big fella.

_________________________________

ALPHA: (IN DEEP VOICE)
Thank you, Master.

_________________________________

I liked his other voice.

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Well, dinner is served. Right this way.

_________________________________

So, how are things stateside, huh?
_________________________________

Almost tempted to go back a few times,
_________________________________

but I have unfinished work here.

_________________________________

Please. I hope you're hungry,
_________________________________

because Epsilon is the finest chef
I've ever had.

_________________________________

(BARKS)
_________________________________

Oh, Epsilon, you've done it again!
_________________________________

Yes!
_________________________________

Hey! Hey!
_________________________________

Oh, my Ellie would've loved all this.

_________________________________

You know, it's because of you
she had this dream
_________________________________

to come down here
and live by Paradise Falls.

_________________________________

I'm honored. And now you've made it.

_________________________________

You're sure we're not a bother?
I'd hate to impose.

_________________________________

No, no. It's a pleasure to have guests,
a real treat.

_________________________________

DOG 1: Treat! Where's the treat!
DOG 2: Treat!
_________________________________

(DOGS CLAMORING)
_________________________________

MUNTZ: No, no. Quiet!
Calm down, calm down.

_________________________________

-DOG 3: I want a treat! I want a treat!
-Hey!
_________________________________

I shouldn't have used that word.

_________________________________

Having guests is a delight.

_________________________________

More often I get thieves
come to steal what's rightfully mine.

_________________________________

No!
_________________________________

They called me a fraud, those...

_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

But once I bring back this creature,
my name will be cleared.

_________________________________

Beautiful, isn't it?
_________________________________

I've spent a lifetime tracking it.

_________________________________

Sometimes years go by
between sightings.

_________________________________

I've tried to smoke it out of that

deathly labyrinth where it lives.

_________________________________

You can't go in after it.

_________________________________

Once in, there's no way out.

_________________________________

I've lost so many dogs.

_________________________________

And here they come, these bandits,

and think the bird is theirs to take.

_________________________________

But they soon find that this mountain
is a very dangerous place.

_________________________________

Hey, that looks like Kevin.

_________________________________

-Kevin?
-Yeah, that's my new giant bird pet.

_________________________________

I trained it to follow us.

_________________________________

Follow you? It's impossible. How?
_________________________________

-She likes chocolate.
-Chocolate?
_________________________________

Yeah. I gave her some of my chocolate.
She goes gaga for it.

_________________________________

But it ran off. It's gone now.

_________________________________

You know, Carl, these people
who pass through here,
_________________________________

they all tell pretty good stories.

_________________________________

A surveyor making a map.

_________________________________

A botanist cataloging plants.

_________________________________

An old man taking his house
to Paradise Falls.

_________________________________

I mean, that's the best one yet.

I can't wait to hear how it ends.

_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Well, it's been a wonderful evening,
but we better be going.

_________________________________

Oh, you're not leaving.

_________________________________

We don't want to take advantage
of your hospitality.

_________________________________

-Come on, Russell.
-But we haven't even had dessert yet.

_________________________________

The boy's right.
You haven't had dessert.

_________________________________

Epsilon here makes
a delicious cherries jubilee.

_________________________________

Oh, you really must stay. I insist.

_________________________________

We have so much more to talk about.

_________________________________

(KEVIN WAILS)
_________________________________

Kevin?
_________________________________

(WAILING)
_________________________________

It's here.
_________________________________

Get them!
_________________________________

(BARKING)
_________________________________

_________________________________

(GASPS) Plankton?
_________________________________

SpongeBob!
_________________________________

(SHRIEKS)
_________________________________

Plankton? (GASPS)
_________________________________

SpongeBob?
_________________________________

Who are you two supposed to be?
_________________________________

I'm you, from the future.
_________________________________

And I'm him from the future.
_________________________________

So you traveled back through time
_________________________________

to help me? Great thinking.
_________________________________

Nope. He's helping me.
_________________________________

(GASPS) But he's the enemy!
_________________________________

Was the enemy. Now we're a team.
_________________________________

What? A tee-am?
_________________________________

A team!
_________________________________

All right, go get the formula.
_________________________________

What have I become?
_________________________________

All right, Plankton.
_________________________________

-(GRUNTING)

-(PANTING)
_________________________________

Do you have

flying boatmobiles in the future?
_________________________________

We only came back
_________________________________

from the day after tomorrow, dimwit.
_________________________________

Are there rocket packs?
_________________________________

-(GRUNTS)

-Oh!
_________________________________

Did they outlaw
_________________________________
-clothes in the future?

-No!
_________________________________

Then why are you naked?
_________________________________

Because they don't make

clothes in my size.
_________________________________

Hold still, you!
_________________________________

If you're from the future,

what am I gonna say next?
_________________________________

-Something moronic?

-Wow.
_________________________________

Hey, hurry up over there!
_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-(BEEPING)
_________________________________

Uh-oh. That ain't good.
_________________________________

FEMALE COMPUTER VOICE:

Initiating lockdown sequence.

_________________________________
Come on, SpongeBob,

we gotta get out of here!
_________________________________

(ALARM BLARING)
_________________________________

-Got it!

-Come on!
_________________________________

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________

_________________________________

-Hurry!
-RUSSELL: I am hurrying!

_________________________________
Ahhh! They're coming!
_________________________________

DUG: Master, over here.

_________________________________

(BOTH YELL)
_________________________________

DUG: Go toward the light, Master!

_________________________________
(GRUNTING)

_________________________________
(SQUAWKS)
_________________________________

Russell!
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Get back!
_________________________________

DUG: Go on, Master!
I will stop the dogs!

_________________________________
Stop, you dogs.

_________________________________

(YELPS)
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

RUSSELL: Help!
_________________________________

Help!
_________________________________

Kaw kaw, raaar!
Kaw kaw, raaar!

_________________________________
Give me your hand!
_________________________________

Hang on to Kevin!
_________________________________

(SCREECHES)
_________________________________

(CARL EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

(DOGS BARKING)
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

RUSSELL: Kevin.

_________________________________

(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

(CHICKS WAILING IN DISTANCE)
_________________________________

(HONKING)
_________________________________

Oh, no, no, no. Kevin. Stay down.

_________________________________

She's hurt real bad.
Can't we help her get home?

_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________

All right, but we gotta hurry.

_________________________________

(DOGS WHIMPERING)
_________________________________

(MUNTZ SIGHS)
_________________________________

You lost them?
_________________________________

BETA: No, it was Dug.

_________________________________

GAMMA: Yeah. He's with them.
He helped them escape!

_________________________________
(EXCLAIMS ANGRILY)
_________________________________

Wait.

_________________________________

Wait a minute. Dug.
_________________________________

_________________________________

(BOTH LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Oh, that was crazy!
_________________________________

So that's what teamwork is.
_________________________________

All those years I tried to make you mine,
_________________________________

and I finally did it.
_________________________________

I mean, we did it!
_________________________________

BURGER BEARD:

And so it would seem that
_________________________________

our heroes have accomplished

all they had set out to do.
_________________________________

-Now that's an ending.

-Whoo-hoo!
_________________________________

-Andy, cue the music.

-(VOCALIZING)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

BURGER BEARD: Oh, no.
_________________________________

-That's not the end.

-(SEAGULLS WHIMPERING)
_________________________________

So you mean the ending

might be even happier?
_________________________________

-(MAN 1 LAUGHING)
-MAN 2: Here we go!
_________________________________

Land ho!
_________________________________

(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
_________________________________

BOY: Mom, where's my towel?
_________________________________

What?
_________________________________

BURGER BEARD: Whoa!
_________________________________

MAN: Whoa! Dude, look at that.

WOMAN: What?
_________________________________

(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
_________________________________

-(PEOPLE GASING)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________

I'm coming! Come on, you lazy people!
_________________________________

-Out of my way! I'm coming!

-(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

-Out of there!

-(WOMAN SHRIEKING)
_________________________________

Sorry!
_________________________________

-Too fast!

-Slow down!
_________________________________

-I'm coming!

-No, no! (SCREAMS)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Yeah!
_________________________________

All right,

you feathered rats, time to shove off!
_________________________________

What? Why?
_________________________________

Well, I can't have you pooping
_________________________________

all over my restaurant, can I?
_________________________________

Restaurant? I thought

this was a pirate ship.
_________________________________

Oh, it is.
_________________________________

But it is also...
_________________________________

A-ha!
_________________________________

My very own food truck! (LAUGHING)
_________________________________

SEAGULL 1: A what?
_________________________________

Uh, you know, a restaurant on wheels.
_________________________________

-Like a garbage truck.

-No!
_________________________________

Are you trying to

scare away my customers?
_________________________________

Well, we're not leaving

till we see how the story ends.
_________________________________

No problem.
_________________________________

You guys like

a little snack while you wait?
_________________________________

-Sure, I'll take a curdled milk.

-How about a fish head?
_________________________________

And a French fry covered in sand.
_________________________________

Who wants some
_________________________________

hot wings?
_________________________________

Wait a minute. Where's Kyle?
_________________________________

Which one of you is next?
_________________________________

(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________

SEAGULL 1: He's a madman!
_________________________________

SEAGULL 2: Let's get out of here!
_________________________________

You crazy, man! You crazy!
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(TOILET FLUSHES)
_________________________________

KYLE: Bye-bye, Mr. Poop.
_________________________________

Now I can get my gold sticker.
_________________________________

Oh, hey, Mr. Piwate.
_________________________________

I wouldn't go in there

if I were you. (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

-Boo!
-(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

I can't fly without my feathers.

(WHISTLES)
_________________________________

(HONKING)
_________________________________

Where to, Mac?
_________________________________

Just dwive.
_________________________________

_________________________________

-Killer view.

-WASABI: Yeah. If I...
_________________________________

If I wasn't

terrified of heights,
_________________________________

I'd probably love this.
_________________________________

But I'm terrified of heights,

so I don't love it.
_________________________________

There. Baymax, take us in.
_________________________________

Awesome!
_________________________________

Our first landing together as a team.
_________________________________

(WHISPERING)

Guys, come on.
_________________________________

"Quarantine"?
_________________________________

Uh, do you people know

what "quarantine" means?
_________________________________

BAYMAX: "Quarantine."

Enforced isolation
_________________________________

to prevent contamination

that could lead to disease,
_________________________________

or, in some cases, death.
_________________________________

Oh! There's a skull face on this one.
_________________________________

A skull face!
_________________________________

(WHISPERING) Be ready.
_________________________________

He could be anywhere.
_________________________________

-(RUSTLING)

-(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________

-(ALL CLAMORING)

-Fire!

_________________________________
-Spitting fire! Spitting fire!

-WASABI: Yee-ha!
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(COOS)
_________________________________

FRED: That was a bird.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Well, at least

we know our gear works.
_________________________________

(WASABI GRUNTS)
_________________________________

_________________________________

(RADAR BEEPING)
_________________________________

(SNIFFING)
_________________________________

See anything?
_________________________________

DUG: No. My pack is not following us.
Boy, they are dumb.

_________________________________

This is crazy.

_________________________________

I finally meet my childhood hero,

and he's trying to kill us. What a joke!
_________________________________

DUG: Hey, I know a joke.
_________________________________

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says,
_________________________________

"I forgot to store acorns for winter
and now I am dead."
_________________________________

Ha! It is funny
because the squirrel gets dead.

_________________________________

(HOUSE CRASHING)
_________________________________

CARL: Careful, Russell.

_________________________________

You okay, Kevin?
_________________________________

(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

You know what, Mr. Fredricksen?
_________________________________

The wilderness isn't quite
what I expected.

_________________________________

CARL: Yeah? How so?
_________________________________

It's kind of wild.

_________________________________

I mean, it's not how they made it sound
in my book.

_________________________________

(SCOFFS) Get used to that, kid.

_________________________________

My dad made it sound so easy.

_________________________________

He's really good at camping
_________________________________

and how to make fire
from rocks and stuff.

_________________________________

He used to come to all
my Sweat Lodge meetings.

_________________________________

And afterwards,
we'd go get ice cream at Fentons.

_________________________________

I always get chocolate
and he gets butter brickle.

_________________________________

Then we sit on this one curb
right outside,
_________________________________

and I'll count all the blue cars

and he counts all the red ones,
_________________________________

and whoever gets the most wins.

_________________________________

I like that curb.

_________________________________

That might sound boring,
_________________________________

but I think the boring stuff
is the stuff I remember the most.
_________________________________

_________________________________
(MELODIOUS TINKLING ECHOING)
_________________________________
(SEBASTIAN SNORING)
_________________________________
Sebastian.
_________________________________
Five more minutes, Mommy.
_________________________________
Sebastian, did you hear that?
_________________________________
Leave me alone. Sleeping.
_________________________________
But there's something out there.
Come on, help me find it.
_________________________________
I'm tired. You go check it out.
_________________________________
(MELODIOUS TINKLING ECHOING)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
(ATHENA'S SONG PLAYS)
_________________________________
SEBASTIAN: It was
an anniversary present.
_________________________________
Your father had the music box
made for your mother.
_________________________________
Athena was more than his queen,
you know.
_________________________________
She was his best friend.
_________________________________
ARIEL: The family together.
_________________________________
Music playing all the time.
_________________________________
SEBASTIAN: The palace
always echoing with laughter.
_________________________________
(ALL LAUGHING)
_________________________________
When your mother died,
the whole kingdom was heartbroken.
_________________________________
The heart that never healed
was your father's.
_________________________________
It's so sad.
_________________________________
He's forgotten
what it feels like to be happy.
_________________________________
I have to bring this back to him.
_________________________________
If you insist.
_________________________________
This is why we came here, isn't it?
_________________________________
Whoa, whoa, let me get this straight.
You led us out here...
_________________________________
To the armpit of nowhere, man.
_________________________________
In the hope that Red
might find the music box.
_________________________________
And now you wanna go back
to the palace...
_________________________________
-To return the music box to the king...
-On the chance that maybe it'll...
_________________________________
Remind him to remember
how to be happy...
_________________________________
And then he'll bring music back?
_________________________________
That about sums it up.
_________________________________
Couldn't we just strap it to a dolphin?
He'd get it eventually.
_________________________________
(ALL WHISPERING)
_________________________________
Listen, the band talked it over, and...
_________________________________
We just can't take that chance.
_________________________________
-What?
-Huh?
_________________________________
ARIEL: It's okay.
_________________________________
Maybe someday it'll be different.
_________________________________
You'll come home
and play music all you want.
_________________________________
Sure, Red. Someday.
_________________________________
Someday.
_________________________________
Bye.
_________________________________
What? No, no, wait. Ray-Ray!
_________________________________
Guys! We can't just let them
go back alone.
_________________________________
-Drop it, small fry.
-But we took an oath!
_________________________________
To jump, jive, wail, groove,
rock steady, and at all times
_________________________________
lend a helping hand
to your fellow music lovers!
_________________________________
The Catfish Club is history.
That oath don't mean a thing.
_________________________________
Well, it still means something to me.
_________________________________
Hey, Ariel! Wait up! Ariel!
_________________________________

_________________________________

FRED: (SINGING)
Six intrepid friends

_________________________________
Led by Fred
_________________________________

Their leader, Fred
_________________________________

Fred's Angels

Mm-mmm
_________________________________

Fred's Angels

Mm-mmm
_________________________________

Harnessing

the power of the sun
_________________________________

With the ancient amulet

They found in the attic

_________________________________

(HUMMING) 

_________________________________

The amulet is green

_________________________________
It's probably an emerald

_________________________________
Fred, I will laser-hand

you in the face.
_________________________________

Guys. Shh.
_________________________________

Any sign of him, Baymax?
_________________________________

BAYMAX: This structure is

interfering with my sensor.
_________________________________

Perfect. The robot's broken.
_________________________________

Uh, guys,

you might want to see this.
_________________________________

GO GO: What do you think

it is, genius?
_________________________________

(STAMMERS) I'm not sure.

But look.
_________________________________

HONEY LEMON: Hiro.

_________________________________

Krei.
_________________________________

(OVERLAPPING VOICES)
_________________________________

KREI: That's right.

_________________________________
We were asked

to do the impossible.
_________________________________

That's what we did.
_________________________________

We've rein vented
_________________________________

the very concept of transportation.
_________________________________

Friends, I present

Project Silent Sparrow.
_________________________________

General, may I?

_________________________________
FRED: Whoa! Magic hat!
_________________________________

(ALL GASP)
_________________________________

Teleportation.

_________________________________
The transport of matter

instantaneously through space.

_________________________________
Not science fiction anymore.
_________________________________

Now, we didn't spend billions

of tax dollars
_________________________________

to teleport hats.
_________________________________

Ladies and gentlemen,

you're here to witness history.
_________________________________

Ready to go for a ride, Abigail?
_________________________________

We've invited all these people.
_________________________________

Might as well give 'em a show. 

_________________________________
AUTOMATED VOICE:

T-minus 30 seconds to launch.

_________________________________
(WOMAN TALKING INDISTINCTLY

OVER RADIO)
_________________________________

AUTOMATED VOICE: 29... 28...

MAN OVER RADIO: This is Argo.

_________________________________
-WOMAN: Capsule's in position.

-27...

_________________________________
Sir, we've picked up a slight irregularity

in the magnetic containment field.

_________________________________
-Huh.

-Mr. Krei, is there a problem?

_________________________________
No. No problem.

_________________________________
It's well within the parameters.

_________________________________
Let's move forward.

_________________________________
AUTOMATED VOICE:

3... 2... 1...

_________________________________
WOMAN OVER RADIO:

Cabin pressure is go.

_________________________________
AUTOMATED VOICE:

Pod engaged.
_________________________________

TECHNICIAN:

Field breach! Abort!

_________________________________
We've lost all contact

with the pod.

_________________________________
Oh, no.
_________________________________

MAN 1: It's breaking up!

MAN 2: The pilot is gone.

_________________________________
-MAN 3: Portal two is down.

-(lNDISTINCT TALKING)

_________________________________

The magnetic containment field's down!

_________________________________
(ALL GASP)
_________________________________

Krei, shut it down now!

_________________________________
GENERAL: I want

this island sealed off!

_________________________________
The government shut down

Krei's experiment.
_________________________________

And he's using your microbots

to steal his machine back.
_________________________________

Krei is the guy in the mask.
_________________________________

_________________________________

Oh...
_________________________________

Squidward!
_________________________________

Still out of Krabby Patties.
_________________________________

Does anyone have a picture
_________________________________

-of ketchup?

-(DOOR OPENS)
_________________________________

I done figgered it out!
_________________________________

(ALL GASPING)
_________________________________

We have angered the sandwich gods
_________________________________

and only a sacrifice will appease them!
_________________________________

Well, that sounds reasonable.
_________________________________

Soon our

post-apoca-whatchamacallit will be over,
_________________________________

and Krabby Patties

will rain down from above!
_________________________________

Rain down? Well, that's no good.
_________________________________

How will I get me money?
_________________________________

Oh, you don't like that idea?

Then we'll sacrifice you!
_________________________________

ALL: (CHANTING) Sacrifice! Sacrifice!
_________________________________

_________________________________

BAYMAX: Oh, no.

_________________________________
(HONEY LEMON COUGHING)
_________________________________

Baymax, get us out of here.
_________________________________

Go for the transmitter.
_________________________________

Behind his mask.
_________________________________

(ALL GRUNT)
_________________________________

Baymax!
_________________________________

All right, what's the plan?
_________________________________

It's Fred time.
_________________________________

Super Jump!
_________________________________

Gravity Crush!
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

Falling hard.
_________________________________

Seriously, what is the plan?
_________________________________

-Get the mask. (GRUNTS)

-Right behind you.
_________________________________

For real, what is the plan?
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Hey! (GROANS)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

WASABI: Hey!
_________________________________

Uh, you want to dance,

masked man? Huh?
_________________________________

'Cause you'll be

dancing with these.
_________________________________

Hand over the mask,

or you'll get a taste of this!
_________________________________

And a little bit of that!
_________________________________

(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Whoo!
_________________________________

Hey! I did all right.

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Is that all you got?
_________________________________

Oh. You got that, too?
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

It's back into the fire!
_________________________________

(BOTH GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(HONEY LEMON GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

_________________________________

(CHICKS WAILING IN DISTANCE)
_________________________________

(WAILING)
_________________________________

Look! There it is!
_________________________________

Hey, kid. Hold on, Russell. Stand still.

_________________________________

(BIRDS WAILING)
_________________________________

Look at that bird go.
Wait up, you overgrown chicken.

_________________________________

(CARL LAUGHS)
_________________________________

That's it. Go, Kevin!
Go find your babies!

_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

It's over, Krei.
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

(BREATHING HEAVILY)
_________________________________

Pro... Professor Callaghan?
_________________________________

(ALL GASP)
_________________________________

The explosion...
_________________________________

You died.
_________________________________

No. I had your microbots.
_________________________________

But, Tadashi.
_________________________________

You just let him die.
_________________________________

Give me the mask, Hiro.
_________________________________

He went in there to save you!
_________________________________

That was his mistake!
_________________________________

(GASPING)

_________________________________

(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

It's not a good idea to have a sacrifice
_________________________________

on an empty stomach.
_________________________________

Who wants a Krabby Patty?
_________________________________

(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________

SpongeBob, is that me formuler?
_________________________________

Oh, happy day!
_________________________________

I missed you so much.
_________________________________

Where was it? Where did you find it?
_________________________________

Well, Plankton and I built a time machine
_________________________________

out of an old photo booth

and then we added...
_________________________________

-Cheese!

-Patrick, wait!
_________________________________

-(ALL GASPING)

-It's okay, everyone.
_________________________________

The post-apocalypse is almost over!
_________________________________

(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________

Ain't that right, SpongeBob?
_________________________________

"Eugene, eat my
_________________________________

"subaquatic air bubbles.
_________________________________

"Love, Plankton"?
_________________________________

-(GASPS)
-You grabbed the wrong bottle!
_________________________________

I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs!
_________________________________

That's okay, SpongeBob.
_________________________________

We'll just have to sacrifice

the two of you then.
_________________________________

Prepare them for the sacrifice!

_________________________________

I bring a message from the dawn of time!
_________________________________

What is it, Patrick?
_________________________________

Run! (SCREAMS)
_________________________________

-(ROARS)
-(ALL GASPING)
_________________________________

Squidosaurus rex!
_________________________________

-(ROARS)
-(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Baymax, destroy.
_________________________________

My programing prevents me

from injuring a human being.
_________________________________

Not anymore.
_________________________________

Hiro, this is not what...
_________________________________

Do it, Baymax! Destroy him!

_________________________________
Run, Kevin! Run!
_________________________________

Oh, no!

_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

No! Stop, Baymax!
_________________________________

(GROANS)

_________________________________

Russell, give me your knife!
_________________________________

MUNTZ: Get away from my bird!
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(KEVIN WAILS)

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________

(FRED GRUNTING)
_________________________________

No, stop! He's getting away!
_________________________________

(HIRO GROANS)

_________________________________

No!
_________________________________

(DOGS BARKING)

_________________________________

-GO GO: Baymax!

-(WASABl GRUNTING)

_________________________________

RUSSELL: No!
_________________________________

(KEVIN WAILING)
_________________________________

MUNTZ: Careful. We'll want her
in good shape for my return.

_________________________________

RUSSELL: Let her go! Stop!
_________________________________

Kevin!

_________________________________

(POWERING DOWN)

_________________________________

(CARL GRUNTING)

_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

My healthcare protocol

has been violated.
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

BAYMAX: I regret any distress

I may have caused.
_________________________________

How could you do that?

I had him!
_________________________________

What you just did,

we never signed up for.
_________________________________

We said we'd catch the guy.
_________________________________

That's it.
_________________________________

I never should have

let you help me!
_________________________________

Baymax, find Callaghan.
_________________________________

(CRACKLING)
_________________________________

My enhanced scanner

has been damaged.
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

Wings.
_________________________________

Hiro, this isn't

part of the plan.
_________________________________

Fly!
_________________________________

ALL: Hiro!

_________________________________

Well, Plankton,
_________________________________

I guess we failed

to accomplish our goals.
_________________________________

"We"?
_________________________________

But even failure hurts a little less
_________________________________

when you do it as a team, right?
_________________________________

This is all your fault!
_________________________________

-(GROWLING)
-(ALL GASPING)
_________________________________

My fault?
_________________________________

You're the one who stole

the wrong secret formula.
_________________________________

I didn't know there were two bottles.
_________________________________

Of course you didn't!
_________________________________

Because you got cotton candy for brains!
_________________________________

ALL: Ooh!
_________________________________

No, seriously, he really does.
_________________________________

Well, we wouldn't even be in this mess
_________________________________

in the first place, if you

weren't so selfish and evil.
_________________________________

I was selfish and evil,
_________________________________

until you ruined everything

with your "teamwork"!
_________________________________

Oh! You take that back!
_________________________________

You are the worst teammate ever!
_________________________________

No!
_________________________________

-(ALL GASPING)
-(BREATHING HEAVILY)
_________________________________

-(WAILING)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________

Oh, my Neptune, he's mixing

garbage and recycling!
_________________________________

(YELLING)
_________________________________

(ALL GASPING)
_________________________________

(PANTING)

_________________________________

(CARL BREATHING HEAVILY)
_________________________________

RUSSELL: You gave away Kevin.

_________________________________

You just gave her away.

_________________________________

This is none of my concern.
I didn't ask for any of this!

_________________________________
DUG: Master, it's all right.

_________________________________

I am not your master!
_________________________________

And if you hadn't have shown up,

none of this would've happened!
_________________________________

Bad dog! Bad dog!
_________________________________

(BREATHING HEAVILY)
_________________________________

Now, whether you assist me or not,
_________________________________

I am going to Paradise Falls
if it kills me.

_________________________________

(HOUSE CREAKING)
_________________________________

(WATERFALL RUMBLING)
_________________________________

Here. I don't want this anymore.

_________________________________

(EXHALES DEEPLY)
_________________________________

(SIGHS)

_________________________________

(CLATTERING)
_________________________________

BAYMAX: Your blood pressure

is elevated.

_________________________________
You appear to be distressed.
_________________________________

I'm fine!
_________________________________

There. Is it working?
_________________________________

-My sensor is operational.

-Good.
_________________________________

Then let's get...
_________________________________

What?
_________________________________

Are you going to remove

my healthcare chip?
_________________________________

Yes. Open!
_________________________________

My purpose is to heal

the sick and injured.
_________________________________

(GRUNTS) Baymax,

open your access port.
_________________________________

Do you want me to terminate

Professor Callaghan?
_________________________________

Just open!
_________________________________

Will terminating

Professor Callaghan
_________________________________

improve your emotional state?
_________________________________

Yes! No! I don't know!
_________________________________

Open your access!
_________________________________

-Is this what Tadashi wanted?

-(GRUNTING) It doesn't matter!
_________________________________

Tadashi programed me

to aid and...
_________________________________

Tadashi's gone!
_________________________________

Tadashi's gone.

_________________________________

Tadashi is here.
_________________________________

No. He's not here.
_________________________________

Tadashi is here.

_________________________________

(CROWD MURMURING)

_________________________________

Look at me.
_________________________________

Why, I've become like all of you.
_________________________________

Savage.
_________________________________

Fear-ridden.
_________________________________

Selfish.
_________________________________

An entire town of formerly good citizens
_________________________________

turned into heartless freaks,
_________________________________

bent on their own self-prever...
_________________________________

Self-preter...
_________________________________

-"Preservation?"

-Yes!
_________________________________

We've become alienated

from each other.
_________________________________

Each one an island unto himself,
_________________________________

concerned only with ourselves.
_________________________________

And in the name of all fishhood,
_________________________________

I am not about to let that happen!

_________________________________

_________________________________
(SHUDDERING)
_________________________________

I found 130 results for
_________________________________
"Where does my high school
girlfriend live now?"
_________________________________

You're welcome.
_________________________________

-VANELLOPE: Mr. KnowsMore!
-Hmm.
_________________________________

Oh, delightful!
_________________________________
You're that courteous
little cherub
_________________________________
who says "please"
and "thank you."

_________________________________

What can KnowsMore
help you find today?

_________________________________

There's a whole...
_________________________________

Whole Foods,
a hole in the ozone...
_________________________________

A Whole Lotta Love by
British rockers Led Zeppelin?
_________________________________

No! No! There's a whole bunch

of Ralphs chasing me.
_________________________________
RALPH CLONES: Friend...
_________________________________

This would probably be
an appropriate time
_________________________________
for me to shutter my site.
_________________________________
(STRAINING)
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________
(RALPH CLONES GRUNTING)
_________________________________

-(PANTING)
-How long you think
_________________________________

before they get in here?
_________________________________

-(BANGING ON SHUTTER)
-(GASPS) Precisely one second.
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
-Ooh! Ow! Ow! Ow!
-(VANELLOPE GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Hey, hey, hey!
_________________________________

It's me!
It's the real me!
_________________________________
Ow! (EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

-Ralph?

-My apologies.
_________________________________

I followed those things here.
_________________________________

I think they're looking
for you, kid.
_________________________________

Yeah, you think?
What did you do?

_________________________________

I'm so sorry.
I don't know how this happened.
_________________________________

Well, I think
it's fairly obvious.
_________________________________

It happened because
an insecurity virus cloned...
_________________________________
all of your needy, clingy,
self-destructive behavior.
_________________________________

The very behavior
which left unchecked
_________________________________
can destroy friendships...
_________________________________
and in this particular case,

the entire Internet! (GASPS)
_________________________________
(VANELLOPE AND
KNOWSMORE EXCLAIM)
_________________________________

KnowsMore!
You have all the answers.
_________________________________

Official query...
_________________________________

what do I do if clones of me
_________________________________
are trying to capture
my friend? Search.
_________________________________
(SHUDDERING)
_________________________________

I found two results
for your query.
_________________________________

Either you put all of your clones
in therapy.
_________________________________

Not very realistic.
_________________________________

Or, the anti-virus district
is surrounded
_________________________________

by a gate made from
security software.
_________________________________

If Vanellope could somehow
_________________________________
lead all of the clones
through the gate...
_________________________________

they would be deleted
all at once.

_________________________________

Sort of a co-dependent
pied piper situation.

_________________________________

Wait. We know a pied piper.
_________________________________

-We do?

-Yesss.
_________________________________

-Who?

-Yesss!
_________________________________

Yeah, but who is it?
_________________________________

Oh, you mean Yesss!

_________________________________

Thanks for your help,
KnowsMore.
_________________________________

It's a bit of an empty gesture
at this point,

_________________________________
wouldn't you say?

_________________________________

(SIGHS)
Guess I forgot to tell Ralph
_________________________________

that when you
break the Internet...
_________________________________

you don't literally
have to break the Internet.
_________________________________

I can't believe he did this.
_________________________________

Yeah, well, I mean,
dude obviously made
_________________________________

some real questionable
choices here.
_________________________________

But he also made a bee pun to

save his best friend's game...
_________________________________

so what can I say, kid,
life's complicated.

_________________________________

You ready to pied the piper?

_________________________________

_________________________________
I don't remember this much kelp
when we came through here last night.
_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________
Kelp, schmelp.
I ain't afraid of these overgrown weeds.
_________________________________
Hi-yah! Take that! And that!
_________________________________
(YELLING IN SLOW-MOTION)
_________________________________
Guys? That ain't kelp!
_________________________________
(ALL HISSING)
_________________________________
-Surprise!
-Marina?
_________________________________
What are you wearing?
_________________________________
I thought I'd dress for the occasion.
_________________________________
What's the occasion?
_________________________________
Go, go, go, go!
_________________________________
Sic 'em, boys.
_________________________________
-(CACKLING)
-(GROWLING)
_________________________________
Keep going!
_________________________________
-(YELPING)
-(CHORTLING)
_________________________________
Ah!
_________________________________
Ow!
_________________________________
That hurt.
_________________________________
ARIEL: (PANTING) This way. Quick!
_________________________________
Where's Sebastian?
_________________________________
(HICCUPS)
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
(MAKING KUNG-FU NOISES)
_________________________________
I've tasted power, Sebastian.
And I'm never letting go.
_________________________________
Bring it on!
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
Come to daddy!
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

_________________________________
(RALPH CLONE GRUNTING)
_________________________________

VANELLOPE: Yoo-hoo! Up here!
_________________________________

It's me, your bestest friend
in the whole wide world...
_________________________________
who you can't live without!
_________________________________
RALPH CLONES: Friend!

_________________________________

_________________________________

Sadness!

_________________________________

_________________________________

Wow, from up here I can see

how I do come across as...
_________________________________
needy, and clingy,
_________________________________

and self-destructive
like KnowsMore said.

_________________________________

Listen, kid...
_________________________________
I don't blame you
_________________________________
for not wanting
to be my friend anymore.
_________________________________

I never said I didn't want to
be your friend.
_________________________________

I said you were acting like
a bad friend. Which you were.
_________________________________

I know I was, but I...
_________________________________

YESSS: Hey, my babies!
_________________________________
There's the anti-virus district
straight ahead. Whoo!
_________________________________

All right, to be continued,
okay?
_________________________________
(RALPH CLONES GRUNTING)

_________________________________

_________________________________

Sadness! Sadness?

_________________________________

Come on, Sadness.

Where are you? Okay.

_________________________________

If I were Sadness, where would I be?

_________________________________

Oh. Everything is awful

and my legs don't work,

_________________________________

and you have to drag me around

while I touch all the...

_________________________________

_________________________________
(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________
-Now!
-Huh?
_________________________________
Fire!
_________________________________
Yeah! Awesome!
_________________________________
-Oh, they hurting for certain.
-Yup, yup, yup.
_________________________________
-Sebastian's in trouble!
-Follow me!
_________________________________
RAY-RAY: Let's go.
SHELBOW: Right in your wake, kid.
_________________________________

_________________________________

FERGUS: There he goes.

_________________________________

-(GRUNTS)

-(DOGS BARKING)

_________________________________

(GROANS)

_________________________________

(MEN SHOUTING IN DISTANCE)

_________________________________

FERGUS: We've got his track!

_________________________________

-(BARKING)

-(MOANS)

_________________________________

-Back, back, back!

-Get him!

_________________________________

(GROANS)

_________________________________

Angus! Easy, laddie.

_________________________________

(CRIES OUT)

_________________________________

Hubert, Harris, help Hamish.

_________________________________

(SHOUTING)

_________________________________

FERGUS: Watch your blade!

You're going to take somebody's arm off!

_________________________________

Aye, we've got you now!

_________________________________

-FERGUS: Give me a hand over here!

-Put your back into it, Dingwall!

_________________________________

LORD DINGWALL:

I'm doing all the pulling here.

_________________________________

LORD MACGUFFIN:

Down you go, you scoundrel.

_________________________________

(SQUEALS) Done!

_________________________________

(WISP CALLS)

_________________________________

(HIGH-PITCHED CALLS)

_________________________________

Yah!

_________________________________

_________________________________

Whoo-hoo! We're gonna make it!

_________________________________

(RALPH CLONES GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(ALL SCREAMING)

_________________________________

_________________________________

(GROWLS)

_________________________________

-(ELINOR BEAR GROANS)

-(MEN SHOUTING)

_________________________________

(DOGS BARKING)

_________________________________

-Hah!

-(WHIMPERS)

_________________________________

(GROWLS)

_________________________________

-(YELLS)

-(GROANS)

_________________________________

(MEN GASP IN SHOCK)

_________________________________

-Get back. That's my mother.

-Are you out of your mind, lass?

_________________________________

-Mum, are you hurt?

-(MOANS)

_________________________________

-(GRUNTS)

-(CRIES OUT)

_________________________________

(YELLS)

_________________________________

(YELLS)

_________________________________

Merida!

_________________________________

-(FERGUS GROANS)

-I'll not let you kill my mother.

_________________________________

-(FERGUS SCREAMS)

-Boys!

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)

_________________________________

Boys?

_________________________________

_________________________________

RALPH: You guys okay?
_________________________________

-I'm fine!
-(YESSS SIGHS)
_________________________________

Yeah, all good.
Look, we can still do this.
_________________________________

Come on, big man.
Help me turn this thing over.
_________________________________
(YESSS GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Uh... (GASPS)
_________________________________

Uh, guys?
_________________________________
-(RALPH GRUNTS)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(RALPH CLONES GRUNTING)
_________________________________
RALPHZILLA: Friend?

_________________________________

That is unsettling.

_________________________________
(RALPHZILLA GRUNTING)
_________________________________
-Friend.
-(GASPS)
_________________________________

Get Vanellope out of here now.
_________________________________

What about you, Ralph?
_________________________________
Just go. I got a date
with the man in the mirror.

_________________________________

_________________________________

(HEAVY THUD)

_________________________________

(GROWLS)

_________________________________

-Mor'du!

-Kill it!

_________________________________
-(ALL YELLING)

-(ROARS)

_________________________________

(MEN SCREAMING)

_________________________________

You scoundrel!

_________________________________

(MEN GROANING)

_________________________________

_________________________________
Hey, you!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

You keep away from her!
_________________________________

I'm gonna wreck it!
_________________________________
-(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
-(RALPHZILLA GROANING)
_________________________________

-She's not your friend!
-(RALPHZILLA GROANING)
_________________________________
She's my friend!

_________________________________

Here it is, this way.
_________________________________

Come on, kid. We gotta move.

_________________________________

_________________________________

(ROARS)

_________________________________

Come on!

I'll take you with my bare hands!

_________________________________

(FERGUS GROANS)

_________________________________

(FERGUS CRIES OUT)

_________________________________

(ROARS)

_________________________________

(WHIMPERING)

_________________________________

(SNARLS)

_________________________________

(SCREAMS)

_________________________________

_________________________________

Sadness?

_________________________________

(GASPS) Sadness!

_________________________________

Joy?

_________________________________

Wait! Sadness!

_________________________________

Just let me go!

Riley's better off without me!

_________________________________
JOY: Come back!

_________________________________

Okay, you're saying your husband

_________________________________

was blown away by an elephant.

_________________________________

Was he with anyone?

_________________________________

Yes! And there she is!

_________________________________

Hey! Come back here!

_________________________________

Forget it, Jake. It's Cloud Town.

_________________________________

Oh! What? Sadness!

_________________________________

(SOBBING) I only make

everything worse!

_________________________________

Wait! Sadness!

We got to get you back to...

_________________________________

(RUMBLING)

_________________________________

_________________________________
(RALPH GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(RALPHZILLA GROWLING)
_________________________________
Eeeee-oh-boy!
_________________________________
(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(GASPING)

_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(RALPHZILLA GROANING)
_________________________________
(BOTH EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

(GASPS) No!
_________________________________
Whoa! (YELPS)
_________________________________

-Vanellope!
-(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(VANELLOPE GRUNTS, EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

VANELLOPE: Hey! Let go of me!
_________________________________
(RALPH GRUNTING)
_________________________________
-Kid!

-Ralph!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Hey!
_________________________________

Hey, get back here!
_________________________________
RALPHZILLA: Huh?
_________________________________

You put her down!
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMS, GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(HORN BLARING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING, YELLS)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Vanellope!
_________________________________
(PANTING)

_________________________________

You know, you're acting

like a real bad guy here!
_________________________________

RALPHZILLA: No!
_________________________________

Well, you are!
_________________________________

And I will never
be your friend!
_________________________________
-(ROARING)
-(SHRIEKING)

_________________________________
RALPH: Hey, doofus!
_________________________________

Ralph!
_________________________________

Catch me if you can,
you big dummy!
_________________________________
(RALPH GRUNTS)

_________________________________

_________________________________

Hey! Hey, look at me!

_________________________________

Did you mean what you said before?

_________________________________

I would die for Riley!

I would die for Riley!

_________________________________

Yeah, okay, haircut. Time to prove it.

_________________________________

(BEEPING RAPIDLY)

_________________________________

I would die for Riley!

I would die for Riley!

_________________________________

I would die for Riley!

_________________________________

(WAILING)

_________________________________

That's it! I fold!

_________________________________

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

Why did I ever invent that stupid hat?

_________________________________

_________________________________

Whoa!

_________________________________

Whoa.

_________________________________

Whoa!

_________________________________

IMAGINARY BOYFRIENDS: Whoa!

_________________________________

This is crazy. This is crazy.

No, no, no. Joy. Be positive.

_________________________________

I am positive this is crazy!

_________________________________

-Now!

-IMAGINARY BOYFRIENDS: For Riley!

_________________________________

-Joy?

-Hang on!

_________________________________

Oh, I wish Joy was here!

_________________________________

It's Joy!

_________________________________
ANGER: Stand back!

_________________________________

That worked.

_________________________________

Well, what would you do,

if you're so smart?

_________________________________

I'd tell you,

but you're too dumb to understand.

_________________________________

-What?

-Of course your tiny brain is confused.

_________________________________

Guess I'll just have to

dumb it down to your level.

_________________________________

Sorry I don't speak moron

as well as you,

_________________________________

but let me try. Duh!

_________________________________

(SCREAMS)

_________________________________
FEAR: Oh, thank goodness you're back!

_________________________________

-Things are really messed up!

-We found this idea.

_________________________________

We were just trying to

make happy memories.

_________________________________

_________________________________

(ROARS)

_________________________________

(ELINOR BEAR MOANS)

_________________________________

(BOTH ROARING)

_________________________________

Mum!

_________________________________

(GROANS)

_________________________________

(BOTH SNARLING)

_________________________________

(ELINOR CRIES OUT IN PAIN)

_________________________________

_________________________________
The music box!
_________________________________
Ariel!
_________________________________
(GASPING, SHUDDERING)
_________________________________
How do you like that?
_________________________________
Oops.
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Flounder!
_________________________________
Come on, try and get me.
_________________________________
Get back here!
_________________________________
(CHOMPING SOUNDS)
_________________________________
Ow!
_________________________________
Boom, chika, boom
Chika, boom, boom, boom!
_________________________________
-(THUDDING)
-(MOANING)
_________________________________
Tight fit?
_________________________________
You stink.
_________________________________
(ROLLING DOWNHILL)
_________________________________
I win.
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
-Flounder!
-Sebastian! Help!
_________________________________
I got the tail.
_________________________________
INK SPOT: Hey! Flounder at 12 o'clock!
SHELBOW: 12.04, actually.
_________________________________
-Flounder.
-Whoa!
_________________________________
-Do the corkscrew!
-SHELBOW: Break out all the utensils.
_________________________________
Whoa, whoa!
_________________________________
-Who the fish?
-INK SPOT: That's it.
_________________________________
Go, Flounder! Go, go!
_________________________________
(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
CHEEKS: You slippery eel!
_________________________________
Yeah, mon, just like we planned it.
_________________________________
Way to go, Flounder, you did it!
_________________________________
-We did it, mon.
-We sure did.
_________________________________
-Solid.
-ARIEL: Come on. Let's go!
_________________________________
INK SPOT: Yeah!
_________________________________

_________________________________

I got you, little sister.
_________________________________
(VANELLOPE EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS) Now go!
Get out of here!
_________________________________

-Ralph!

-Go!
_________________________________

No! (STUTTERS) Don't hurt him!
_________________________________
Please, no!

_________________________________
(GASPS)

_________________________________
-Sebastian!
-Look out!

_________________________________
Ariel! No!

_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________

Stop it! You're squishing him!

_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________

You're gonna
kill my best friend!

_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
(RALPH WHIMPERING)

_________________________________

_________________________________

(STONE CRACKING)

_________________________________

(MERIDA SCREAMS)

_________________________________

(ROARING)

_________________________________

(CRACKING AND CRUMBLING)

_________________________________

(ROARS FEROCIOUSLY)

_________________________________

(SHRIEKS)

_________________________________

_________________________________

Fine! You win! You win, okay?
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________

Just please put him down.

_________________________________

I'll be your only friend,
okay?
_________________________________

Just let him go.
_________________________________

No! No, kid.
_________________________________
RALPHZILLA: Huh?
_________________________________

VANELLOPE:
That's it. That's it. Yeah.
_________________________________

Put him down
and I'll go with you...
_________________________________

and we'll be
best friends forever.
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

Just me and you.

_________________________________

That's what you want, right?
_________________________________
(RALPHZILLA EXCLAIMING)

_________________________________
(ATHENA'S SONG PLAYS)
_________________________________
What have I done?
_________________________________
Endless sky
_________________________________
Waves try to measure
_________________________________
The days that we treasure

_________________________________

Joy, you got to fix this! Get up there!

_________________________________

Sadness, it's up to you.

_________________________________

-Me?

-ALL: Sadness?

_________________________________

I can't, Joy.

_________________________________

Yes, you can. Riley needs you.

_________________________________

RALPH: Well,
that's not what I want!
_________________________________

It's not right to hold a
friend back from her dreams!
_________________________________
You don't own her!
_________________________________

That's not how
friendship works!
_________________________________

You need to let her go!
_________________________________
(RALPHZILLA SIGHING)
_________________________________
Hey.

_________________________________

Okay.

_________________________________

You need to let her go.
_________________________________
(RALPHZILLA EXCLAIMING SADLY)
_________________________________

I know. It's gonna hurt
a little bit when you do.
_________________________________

Oh, who am I kidding?

It's gonna hurt a lot.
_________________________________

But you're gonna be okay.
_________________________________

And we're gonna be okay.
_________________________________

Right, kid?
_________________________________

Of course we are. Always.

_________________________________

See? No matter
where she goes...

_________________________________
or where she lives...
_________________________________

she's always gonna
be our friend.
_________________________________

And we just gotta trust her.
_________________________________

Because that's what
best friends do.
_________________________________

Right?

_________________________________
(RALPHZILLA SIGHS)

_________________________________

And so,
_________________________________

if a sacrifice is need to restore
_________________________________

Bikini Bottom to its former glory...
_________________________________

Then I am willing

to take one for the team!

_________________________________

You heard him!
_________________________________

(CROWD CLAMORING)

_________________________________

Thanks, buddy.

_________________________________
Wow! (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

I feel good about this.

_________________________________
RALPHZILLA: Mmm.

_________________________________
RALPH CLONES: Mmm.

_________________________________

VANELLOPE: Ralph, look!
_________________________________
I think you fixed
your insecurity!

_________________________________

(LAUGHS) You're right.

_________________________________
Whoo-hoo! (SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Ralph, no!

_________________________________
-(EXCLAIMING)
-(HORN BLARING)
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________

Park it right here, Ralph!
_________________________________

Your ol' pal
JP Spamley's gotcha!
_________________________________
(GASPS, LAUGHS) Whoo!
_________________________________

Wow, that didn't work.
_________________________________
(GROANS)

_________________________________

ALL: (CHANTING) Sacrifice!
_________________________________

Sacrifice! Sacrifice!
_________________________________

Sacrifice!
_________________________________

Sacrifice! Sacrifice!
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Let the sacrifice begin!
_________________________________

ALL: (CHANTING) Patties! Patties!
_________________________________

And I thought my friends were primitive.

_________________________________

RAPUNZEL:
(GASPS) Look up there!
_________________________________

It's a big strong man
in need of rescuing.

_________________________________

(SNIFFING)
_________________________________

Don't cry, me boy.
_________________________________

Everything's going to be fine, for us.
_________________________________

Oh, I'm not crying,

Mr. Krabs. (SNIFFING)
_________________________________

I smell Krabby Patties!
_________________________________

That's right. Keep thinking

happy thoughts. Now!
_________________________________

ALL: (CHANTING) Sacrifice! Sacrifice!

_________________________________

(ALL EXCLAIMING)

_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
Hah!
_________________________________
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
_________________________________
(MICE CHATTERING)
_________________________________
(GIGGLING)
_________________________________
(CHITTERING)
_________________________________
-(GRUNTS)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(BOTH GASP)
_________________________________
(VOCALIZING)
_________________________________
(WIND WHOOSING)

_________________________________

Take a good look around, Doris,

'cause your future's about to change.

_________________________________
(GROANS)

_________________________________
-(KISSING SOUND)
-RALPH: Mmm.

_________________________________

(GASPS) Oh, thanks, Frogger.
_________________________________

Wait a minute.
_________________________________
Who are all of you?
_________________________________

We're friends of Vanellope's.
_________________________________

Yeah, and any friend
of Vanellope's
_________________________________
is a friend of ours.
_________________________________

You're welcome.

_________________________________

VANELLOPE: Ralph!
_________________________________

Looking good, big fella!
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

-Heyo!
-(FABRIC RIPS)
_________________________________
(PRINCESSES EXCLAIM)
_________________________________

This dress is not made
for a big boy.
_________________________________

It's going right up
the back alley there.
_________________________________

Let me just make
a little adjustment.
_________________________________
-(TEARS FABRIC)

-There we go. (CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

TADASHI:

This is Tadashi Hamada.

_________________________________
And this is the first test

of my robotics project.

_________________________________
-BAYMAX: Hello, I am Baymax.

-(LOUD SCREECHING)
_________________________________
Stop! Stop! Stop!

Stop! Stop! Stop!

_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________

The seventh test

of my robotics project.

_________________________________
BAYMAX: Hello, I...

_________________________________
What? Ooh, what?

_________________________________
Wait, wait, wait, stop!

Stop scan! Stop...

_________________________________
Tadashi Hamada again,

_________________________________
and this is the 33rd test

of my robotics project.

_________________________________
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLES)
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

I'm not giving up on you.

_________________________________
You don't understand this yet,

but people need you.

_________________________________
-So, let's get back to work.

-(BEEPS)

_________________________________
This is, uh, Tadashi Hamada,

_________________________________
and this is the 84th test.

_________________________________
(SIGHS DEEPLY)
_________________________________

What do you say, big guy?

_________________________________
Hello, I am Baymax,

_________________________________
your personal healthcare companion.
_________________________________

It works.

_________________________________
It works!

_________________________________
Oh, this is amazing! You...

You work!

_________________________________
I knew it!

I knew it! I knew it.

_________________________________
I knew it. Oh, you work.

I can't believe it! I can't...

_________________________________
Okay.

AII right, big moment, here.

_________________________________
-Scan me.

-(WHIRRING)
_________________________________

BAYMAX: Your neurotransmitter

levels are elevated.

_________________________________
This indicates that you are happy.

_________________________________
I am. I really am.

_________________________________
Oh, man.

Wait till my brother sees you.

_________________________________
You're gonna help

so many people, buddy.

_________________________________
So many.

_________________________________
That's all for now.

I am satisfied with my care.

_________________________________
(SNIFFLES)
_________________________________

Thank you, Baymax.
_________________________________

I'm so sorry.
_________________________________

I guess I'm not like my brother.

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(SNIFFS)
_________________________________

The boy's right.
_________________________________

MAN: My leg!
_________________________________

I smell 'em, too!
_________________________________

Okay, SpongeBob, go get it!
_________________________________

Wait. You mean we can

just take this stuff off?
_________________________________

Go find that Krabby Patty!
_________________________________

Come on, everybody!
_________________________________

I've got some Krabby Patty orders to fill!
_________________________________

(ALL CHEERING)

_________________________________

(SNIFFING)
_________________________________

It's coming from over there!

_________________________________

_________________________________
Daddy?
_________________________________
I'm... I'm so sorry I didn't listen.
_________________________________
-I'm sorry.
-Daddy.
_________________________________
Let's go home.
_________________________________
(ALL SIGH)
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Guys, you came back.
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Sure did, small fry.
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Like you said, we took an oath.
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Come here, you little knucklehead.
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-Group hug!
-We dig you, man.
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Guys, can't breathe.
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Mmm.

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Russell?
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Russell!
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I'm gonna help Kevin, even if you won't!
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(LEAF BLOWER WHIRRING)
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No, Russell! No!
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(GRUNTING)
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(WHOOPING)
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DENAHI: I don't blame the bear, Kenai.
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KENAI: A man wouldn't just sit here
and do nothing.
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New toys!
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(ALL CHEERING)
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Noses.

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(CHILDREN CHATTERING NOISILY)
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(CRYING)
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(RINGING)
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(MOUTHING)
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(GURGLING)
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WOODY: "So I guess you could say

"Sunnyside is sunny once again!
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"Hope to hear from you soon. "We're all
super excited about your new home.

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"Hugs and kisses to everyone."
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Aw!
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BUZZ: That Barbie

has some nice handwriting.

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JESSIE: Uh, Buzz,

Barbie didn't write this.

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(BOTH EXCLAIMING)
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-Grab the sword!

-I got it!
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-Okay, go for the...

-Triple bonus!
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-Watch out!

-We got the cloak of darkness!

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-Run, run!

-My arms are never long enough!

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I'll do it! This is it! This is it!
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(ELECTRONIC EXPLOSION)
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-Yes!

-We did it!
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High-five! Hold on.

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(BOTH GRUNTING)
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Well, it's official.
You guys made the wall.

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-WOODY: Oh, look at this!

-Golly bob howdy! That's me!
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We're all up here!
Hey, Chuckles, lookin' good.

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DOLLY: Yeah, she really got your smile.

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ALL: Whee! Whee! Whee!
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Oh! Oh! (LAUGHS)
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What the...

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(LAUGHING)
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MR. POTATO HEAD: I told you kids!

Stay out of my butt!
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But soft, what light
through yonder window breaks?
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Romeo, o Romeo,
wherefore art thou Romeo?
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Next season, we're doing Cats.
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Or might I suggest Hamlet?
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Yeah. Detached wing.
Cosmetic damage.

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Nothing a little duct tape can't fix.

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(FLAMENCO MUSIC PLAYING)
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Huh?
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(EXCLAIMING)
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(CHUCKLING)
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I don't know what came over me.

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Just go with it, Buzz.

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