Disney NeverEnding Chronology (Summer 2018 Part 4) - Subtitles (en)

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(SINGING) Confiteor Deo

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Omnipotenti

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Beatae Mariae

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Semper Virgini

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Beato Michaeli archangelo

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Sanctis apostolis

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Omnibus

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Sanctis

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(SINGING) Beata Maria

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You know I am a righteous man

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-Of my virtue I am justly proud

-CHOIR: Et tibit Pater

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Beata Maria

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You know I'm so much purer than

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The common, vulgar, weak

licentious crowd

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CHOIR: Quia peccavi nimis

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Then tell me, Maria

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Why I see her dancing there

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Why her smoldering eyes

still scorch my soul

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CHOIR: Cogitatione

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I feel her, I see her

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The sun caught in her raven hair

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Is blazing in me out of all control

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CHOIR: Verbo et opere

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Like fire

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Hellfire

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This fire in my skin

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This burning desire

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Is turning me to sin

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-It's not my fault

-Mea culpa

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-I'm not to blame

-Mea culpa

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It is the gypsy girl

The witch who sent this flame

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Mea maxima culpa

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-It's not my fault if in God's plan

-Mea culpa

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Mea Culpa

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He made the devil so much

stronger than a man

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Protect me, Maria

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Don't let this siren cast her spell

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Don't let her fire

sear my flesh and bone

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Destroy Esmeralda

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And let her taste the fires of hell

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Or else let her be mine and mine alone

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(KNOCKING AT DOOR)

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Minister Frollo, the gypsy has escaped.

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-What?

-She's nowhere in the cathedral.

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-She's gone.

-But how? Never mind.

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Get out, you idiot. I'll find her.

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I'll find her if I have to

burn down all of Paris.

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(SINGING) Hellfire 

Dark fire

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Now, gypsy 

It's your turn

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Choose me or your pyre

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Be mine or you will burn

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-CHOIR: Kyrie eleison

-God have mercy on her

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-Kyrie eleison

-God have mercy on me

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-Kyrie eleison

-But she will be mine

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Or she

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Will

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Burn

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(HORSE PULLING CARRIAGE)

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PHOEBUS: 'Tention!

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(HORSE WHINNIES)

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Good morning, sir.

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Oh. (MUTTERING)

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Are you feeling all right?

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(GROANS) I had a little trouble

with the fireplace.

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-I see. Your orders, sir?

-Find the gypsy girl.

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(CHOIR SINGING)

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Ten pieces of silver

for the gypsy, Esmeralda.

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Lock them up.

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(GASPING)

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Twenty pieces of silver

for the gypsy, Esmeralda.

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Take them away!

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-(PEOPLE CLAMORING)

-(SIGHING)

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-(PEOPLE MURMURING)

-(HORSE WHINNYING)

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WOMAN: Poor miller.

He's never harmed anyone!

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MAN: Frollo's gone mad.

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FROLLO: We found this gypsy talisman

on your property.

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Have you been harboring gypsies?

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Our home is always open

to the weary traveler.

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Have mercy, my lord.

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I am placing you and your family

under house arrest

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until I get to the bottom of this.

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If what you say is true

and you are innocent,

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then you have nothing to fear.

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But we are innocent. I assure you,

we know nothing of these gypsies.

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-Burn it.

-What?

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Until it smolders.

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These people are traitors

and must be made examples of.

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With all due respect, sir, I was

not trained to murder the innocent.

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But you were trained to follow orders.

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Insolent coward.

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-(HORSE WHINNYING)

-(FIRE ROARING)

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(GASPING)

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(WOMAN AND CHILD SCREAMING)

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(GLASS SHATTERING)

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(CHILD CRYING)

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(GROANING)

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The sentence

for insubordination is death.

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Such a pity.

You threw away a promising career.

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Consider it my highest honor, sir.

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(HORSE WHINNYING)

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(SOLDIER GRUNTING)

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FROLLO: Get him!

And don't hit my horse!

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(GROANING)

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(GASPING)

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Don't waste your arrows.

Let the traitor rot in his watery grave.

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Find the girl.

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If you have to burn the city

to the ground, so be it.

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(BREATHING HEAVILY)

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(GASPING)

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CHOIR: Kyrie eleison

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Kyrie eleison

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Sir, we've looked everywhere

and still no sign of the gypsy girl.

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I had the entire cathedral surrounded.

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Guards at every door. There was

no way she could have escaped.

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(BELL TOLLING)

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Unless...

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(BELL TOLLING)

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BOB: Ah! Ooh! Ah! Oh!

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Boys are jerks
and superheroes suck.
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Good morning!
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He takes one look
at me in that suit...

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and decides to pretend
he doesn't even know me.

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He's protecting himself.
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If he really did see you,
it's best that he forget.
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It's better for you, too.
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I can't tell you
how many memories
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Dicker's had to erase,
over the years...
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(SNIFFS)
when someone figured out
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your mother's or my identity.

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-(GASPS)
-It was Dicker!

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-You told him about Tony!

-Honey...
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You had me erased
from Tony's mind!
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(DOOR SLAMS)
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-(JACK-JACK GIGGLING)
-(DOOR OPENS)
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I hate superheroes!
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And I renounce them!
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(WHIRRING)
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I renounce them!
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(GRUNTING)
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(PANTING)
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(FOOTSTEPS RETREATING)
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-Is she having adolescence?
-(DOOR SLAMS)

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TOAD: You incompetent cheese-eaters!

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You let them escape?

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(GASPING)

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It's obvious I should never have sent

rodents to do an amphibian's job.

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Where is he?

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Why is he always late?

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Ooh.

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FROG: En garde! Droit! Parry! Thrust!

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Le Frog?

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(FROG CHUCKLING)

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Bonjour.

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You're late, Le Frog.

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Fashionably late,

my annoying English cousin.

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I know no other way.

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Now, listen,

Rita and her new accomplice

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have stolen something irreplaceable.

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It's all right, boss!

We've got another one!

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(GRUNTING AND YELLING)

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A master cable

of unique design and purpose.

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I want it back.

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(SCOFFS) Don't worry.

I'll get it back for you.

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TOAD: Once it is returned,

my plan will be complete.

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To wash away, once and for all,

the curse, the scourge of...

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rats.

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Forgive me, my warty English cousin,

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but this bizarre obsession with the rats,

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it is not good for you.

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You are becoming what we French

call le fruitcake.

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Perhaps you forget

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that it was a rat

who cast me from paradise!

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Oh, please. Not the scrapbook again!

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My memoirs.

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Volume one details the dire

and tragic story of my youth.

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Oh, mon Dieu!

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Of all the pets in Buckingham Palace,

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young Prince Charles

fancied me the best.

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(FROG GROANS)

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TOAD: We would frolic day after

sunny day in royal abandon,

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sharing that sweet and magical

bond between boy and toad.

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FROG: You're gonna make

me throw up.

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TOAD: We were inseparable until...

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it arrived.

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That rat!

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While the poor boy's head was turned,

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I was cruelly plunged

into a whirlpool of despair.

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(SOBBING)

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I know, I know. You were flushed

away down the loo, right?

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Oi.

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Boo-hoo-hoo. It is so dark,

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so cold, so terrible!

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You find my pain funny?

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I find everyone's

pain funny but my own.

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I'm French.

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-Just get the cable!

-(GULPS)

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Henchfrogs!

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We have a mission.

Let nothing stand in our way.

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We leave immediately.

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What about dinner?

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We leave... in five hours.

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(SINGING) Love, love, love, love

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RITA: Mmm.

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This is quite tasty.

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RODDY: Thanks.

I don't think it's too bad,

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considering I only had an apple,

six raisins and a box of rice.

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Rice?

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What's that urge from deep inside?

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The need to hurl won't be denied

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That isn't rice 

That's maggots you're eating

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Larva, larva, larva...

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Whee!

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That explains why it all ran to

one side when I put the salt in.

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You know...

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I think we did pretty well today.

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I suppose maybe I misjudged you

a bit. I mean, you're not...

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Do I hear an actual compliment coming?

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-(SIGHS) Never mind.

-No, no, no, say it.

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You're not the useless, whiny, stuck-up

pompous, big girl's blouse I thought.

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There. Was that so hard?

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Well...

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We better get some rest if we're

gonna get you home tomorrow.

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Catch.

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Heh...

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Tell me about yourself, Roddy.

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Well, there's, uh, not much to tell.

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You know everything about me,

warts and all.

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I don't even know what you do.

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I'm, uh...

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I'm in a boy band.

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-Wha...

-Yeah. Yeah, I'm the posh one.

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(CHUCKLING) I'm serious.

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Tell me about your life Up Top.

Friends, family.

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Uh...

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You do have a family, don't you?

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Of course I do.

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Uh, brothers, sisters, cousins.

We're quite a clan.

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You wouldn't believe the fun we have.

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Hanging out at the movies,

playing golf, going skiing.

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It's just so great!

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No wonder you want to get home.

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Yeah.

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Well, I guess tomorrow

we'll both get what we want.

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Good night.

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Good night, Roddy.

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Good night.

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Good night.

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(HIGH) Good night.

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Good night.

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(LOW) Good night.

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Good night, Roddy.

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Don't let the bedbugs bite.

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-(CRUNCHING)

-Aah!

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(CHUCKLES)

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-Eee!

-(SPLASHING)
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Offhand, I can deduce very little.

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Only that the words are written

with a broad-pointed quill pen

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which has spattered, twice.

That the paper is of

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native Mongolian manufacture,

no watermark.

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And has been gummed,

if I'm not in error

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(SNIFFS)

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by a bat who has

been drinking Rodent's Delight,

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a cheap brandy sold only

in the seediest pubs.

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-Hmm. Amazing.

-Oh, not really, doctor.

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We still don't know where it came from.

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Perhaps a closer inspection

will tell us something.

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Mmm-hmm. Hmm.

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Mmm-hmm.

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Coal dust.

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Clearly of the type used in sewer lamps.

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-But Basil...

-Shh. Don't speak!

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Excuse me, Dawson.

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Steady hand.

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(BUBBLING)

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-(BUBBLING RAPIDLY)

-Yes. Yes. Good.

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Come along, come along, come along,

come along, come along.

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(LAUGHS) Yes, yes.

Good, good. Mmm.

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No, bad. Good, good. Go, yeah.

Come along. Come along, come on.

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Don't go back up.

Yes. Come along. Come on.

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Yes... Yes!

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(CHORTLES) We've done it, old fellow!

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This reaction

could only have been triggered

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by the paper's extreme saturation

with distillation of sodium chloride.

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Salt water? Great Scott.

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It proves, beyond a doubt,

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this list came from the riverfront area.

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Now, steady on there, Basil.

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No, no. Elementary, my dear Dawson.

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We merely look

for a seedy pub at the only spot

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where the sewer connects

to the waterfront.

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(CHUCKLING)

Show him who's boss, Berno!

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(SNEEZES)
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(GIGGLES)

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WINSTON: Oh, Jennifer.

I don't hear any practicing!

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All right, Winston.

I gotta practice now, kitty.

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(PLAYING SCALES)

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-(DISCORDANT NOTE)

-Oh, you wanna practice too.

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(SINGING) You and me together
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Will be forever
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You'll see
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We two can be good company
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You and me
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Yes, together we two
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Hmph!

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Together that's you
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Forever with me
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We'll always be good company
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You and me
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Yes, together we'll be

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(BIRDS TWITTERING)

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You and me together
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Will be forever
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You'll see
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We'll always be good company
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You and me
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Just wait and see

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Good night, Oliver.

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Hey! Yeah.

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(SNORING)
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(SNORING)
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(VEHICLE ARRIVING)
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(MOANING)
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(LINGUINI MOANS)
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(SLEEPILY) Stop it.

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(RATTLING OUTSIDE)
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(DEEP BREATH)
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Good morning.

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(CLEARING THROAT)
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Good morning.

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So, the chef,
he invited you in for a drink?
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That's big.

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That's big. What did he say?
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What?
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What, you can't tell me?
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Oh!
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Forgive me for intruding on your deep,
personal relationship with the chef.

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Oh, I see how it is.

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You get me to teach you
a few kitchen tricks
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to dazzle the boss
and then you blow past me?
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Wake up. Wake up.

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I thought you were different.

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I thought you thought I was different.

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I thought...

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(SNORING)
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I didn't have to help you!
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If I looked out only for myself,
I would have let you drown!

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But...

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I wanted you to succeed. I liked you.

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My mistake.

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Colette. Wait, wait. Colette!
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It's over, Little Chef.
I can't do it anymore.

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Colette! Wait, wait!
Don't motorcycle away.

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Look, I'm no good with words.
I'm no good with food either.

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At least not without your help.

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I hate false modesty.
It's just another way to lie.

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-(SIGHS) You have talent.

-No, but I don't! Really! It's not me.

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When I added that extra ingredient
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instead of following the recipe
like you said,
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(CHUCKLING)
that wasn't me either.

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-What do you mean?

-I mean, I wouldn't have done that.

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I would've followed the recipe.

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I would've followed your advice.

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I would've followed your advice
to the ends of the earth.

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-Because I love your advice.

-But...

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But I...

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Don't do it.

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I have a secret. It's sort of disturbing.

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(TITTERING)
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-I have a...

-(STUTTERING) What? You...

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-I have a ra...

-You have a rash?
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No, no, no. I have this...
This tiny little...

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Little...

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(SPEAKING QUICKLY) A tiny chef
who tells me what to do.

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(IN DISBELIEF) A tiny chef?
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Yes. Yes. He's...

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-He's up here.

-In your brain?
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(GRUNTING)
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Why is it so hard to talk to you?
Okay. Here we go.

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You inspire me. I'm going to risk it all.

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I'm going to risk looking like the
biggest idiot psycho you've ever seen.

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You want to know why
I'm such a fast learner?
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You want to know why
I'm such a great cook?
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Don't laugh! I'm going to show you!
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No! No!
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(GRUNTING)

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(TYPEWRITER CLICKING)

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-What is it, Ambrister?

-Gusteau's.

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-Finally closing, is it?

-No.

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-More financial trouble?

-No, it's...
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Announced a new line
of microwave egg rolls?
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What? What? Spit it out.

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(STUTTERING)
It's come back. It's popular.

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-I haven't reviewed Gusteau's in years.

-No, sir.

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My last review condemned it
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-to the tourist trade.

-Yes, sir.

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I said, "Gusteau has finally
found his rightful place in history
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"right alongside
another equally famous chef,

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(IN DISGUST) "Monsieur Boyardee."
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Touché.

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That is where I left it.
That was my last word.

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-The last word.

-Yes.

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Then tell me, Ambrister,
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how could it be popular?

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(TOYS GROANING)
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Oh, I got a kink in my slink.

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(GROANING IN DISGUST)
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(EXCLAIMS) My tail! Where's my tail?
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(GROANS)
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(GRUNTING)
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Someone need a hand?
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-Where's my nose?

-Here it is.

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-Here's your arm.

-Give me that. That's mine.

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Honey, the mustache?
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I don't recall playtime being
quite that strenuous.

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Andy never played with us like that.

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We're just gonna have to
make the best of it.

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But these toddlers,
they don't know how to play with us.

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-They're too young!

-Yeah, they're sticky.

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Well, we should be
in the Butterfly Room.

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MRS. POTATO HEAD:

With the big kids!
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MR. POTATO HEAD: That's right.

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-Yeah, you said it.

-We'll get this straightened out.

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I'll go talk to Lotso
about moving us to the other room.

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Blast. Try that one.

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It's locked!
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-Same here.

-Try the windows.

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Negatory.
It's a Fenster-Schneckler 380.

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Finest childproof lock in the world.

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-We're trapped!

-Wait.

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Did anyone notice the transom?
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Oh, great. How do we get up there?
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All right, everyone. On three!
One, two...

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-Three!

-Whoa!
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Let go!
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Go!
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(TOYS LAUGHING)
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REX: He did it!
HAMM: Yes, sir!

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(LAUGHS) Way to go, Buzz!
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CHUNK: (CHUCKLING) Yeah,

you think they had a fun playtime?
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TWITCH: (SHUSHES)

They might hear you.

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(BARBIE GIGGLING)
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-Okay, now you start.

-I...

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-Love...

-You.

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See? That time, I said "love."
Okay, now me first.

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-Okay, okay, okay.

-KEN: I...

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BARBIE: Love...
KEN: You.

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You see what I mean?
It changes every time.

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You are so smart.

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Come on, Romeo. We're late.

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BARBIE: I'll wait up for you.
KEN: Kisses!
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-(DOCK CREAKS)

-BASIL: (WHISPERING) Stay, Toby.
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Stay.

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DAWSON: Basil?

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-Come, come, Dawson.

-I feel utterly ridiculous.

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BASIL: Don't be absurd.

You look perfect.

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-Perfect? Perfectly foolish.

-Shh, shh, shh, shh.

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-(PIANO PLAYING)

-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

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(MEN GRUMBLING, MURMURING)

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(GRUNTS)

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Dawson,

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stay close and do as I do.

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(GASPS)

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Oh, I do beg your pardon, madam.

Quite unintentional

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(COUGHING) I assure you.

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-(LAUGHING)

-(DAWSON CONTINUES COUGHING)

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How impertinent!

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Remember, we're low-life ruffians.

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I was until that...

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Shh, shh.

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-(CLAPPING)

-(CROWD BOOING)

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Get off, you eight-legged bum!

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What's your pleasure, mates?

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(STAMMERING) I'll have a dry sherry

with, uh... Oh, perhaps a twist of...

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(STIFLED GRUNT)

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(GRUFFLY) Two pints

for me and my shipmate.

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Oh, by the way, we just got into port.

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We're looking for an old friend of mine.

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Maybe you know him.

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Goes by the name of Ratigan!

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-(GASPS)

-(ALL INHALE SHARPLY)

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I... uh... never heard of him.

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(UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS)

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MAN: Boo!

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(ALL BOOING)

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(MEN LAUGHING)

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(SINGING) Dearest friends

dear gentlemen

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Listen to my song

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Life down here's been hard for you

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Life has made you strong

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Let me lift the mood

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With my attitude

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Hey, fellas

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The time is right

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Get ready

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Tonight's the night

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Boys, what you're hoping for

will come true

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Let me be good to you

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You tough guys

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You're feeling all alone

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You rough guys

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The best o' you sailors and bums

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All o' my chums

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So dream on

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And drink your beer

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Get cozy

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Your baby's here

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You won't be misunderstood

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Let me be good to you

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Hey, fellas

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-I'll take off all my blues

-(MEN WHOOPING)

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Hey, fellas

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There's nothing I won't do

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Just for you

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-(UP-TEMPO MUSIC CONTINUES)

-(MEN WHOOPING, WHISTLING)

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There you are, boys.

It's, uh... on the house.

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I say, how very generous.

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Dawson,

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these drinks have been drugged.

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(DRUNKENLY) Has a rather

nice bite to it.

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(GIGGLES)

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Jolly good, ladies. Jolly good.

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Dawson, get a hold of yourself.

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Oh, bravo! Bravo!

_________________________________

(PEG-LEG THUDDING)

_________________________________

-FEMALE: (SINGING) So dream on

-Whoops!

_________________________________

-And drink your beer

-(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

BASIL: If it isn't
our peg-legged friend.

_________________________________

Dawson... Oh, what luck!

_________________________________

Dawson? Dawson!

_________________________________

Your baby's gonna come through

_________________________________

Let me be good

_________________________________

To you

_________________________________

(GIGGLES)

_________________________________

(CRASHING)

_________________________________

Yeah!

_________________________________

(MEN CHATTERING, LAUGHING)

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

(SQUEALS)

_________________________________

(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)

_________________________________

-(GUNSHOT)

-(GLASS BREAKING)

_________________________________

-Dawson. Dawson!

-What? Wha... What!

_________________________________

-What in heaven's name is going on?

-I've spotted our peg-legged...

_________________________________

Come on, old fellow.

There's not a moment to lose.

_________________________________

-(ALL SHOUTING)

-(GUNSHOT)

_________________________________

(FIDGET HUMMING)

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

Let me be good to you

_________________________________

(CONTINUES HUMMING)

_________________________________

So dream on and drink your beer

_________________________________

-Your baby's here

-DAWSON: Basil?

_________________________________

Basil?

_________________________________

Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.

_________________________________

(WHISPERS) Follow me.

_________________________________

DAWSON: Great Scott.

I can't see a thing.

_________________________________

BASIL: Grab my coat and follow along.

No, no, no, not that way.

_________________________________

Dawson, look out for your...

_________________________________

-(METAL CLANGS)

-DAWSON: Ow! Confound it!

_________________________________

Do you have any idea

where we're going?

_________________________________

BASIL: But of course. Left turn.

_________________________________

Right turn here, doctor.

_________________________________

_________________________________

(TOYS CHATTERING)
_________________________________

(TOYS LAUGHING)
_________________________________
KEN: All right, place your bets.

Come on, everybody.

_________________________________

-Come on. Any splits?
-TWITCH: Heya. Bring it here.

_________________________________
CHUNK: All right.
KEN: Here we go.

_________________________________

Come on, horsey, come on!
_________________________________
CHUNK: Come on,

turkey, come on, turkey.

_________________________________

-Gobble, gobble, baby.
-KEN: Come on, horsey.

_________________________________

Come on, duck.

_________________________________

-All right, that's it. No more bets.
-CHUNK: Come on! Right here.

_________________________________
STRETCH: Let me have the duck, let

me have the duck,
_________________________________

let me have the duck!
_________________________________

-FARMER: Here is a duck.
-(DUCK QUACKS)
_________________________________

-I won!

-TWITCH: Ah, man!
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

-KEN: Well, Stretch takes the round.
-You lost! (LAUGHS)
_________________________________

Okay, minimum bet, five Monopoly.

_________________________________

-Coyote's wild.
-STRETCH: Here, here.

_________________________________

-Two greens here.
-KEN: Changing two double A's.

_________________________________

Hey, what do you guys think
of the new recruits? Any keepers?
_________________________________

Oh, please! Landfill!
_________________________________

-Cowgirl? Dinosaur?

-Toddler fodder.

_________________________________

But that space guy, he could be useful.

_________________________________

He ain't the sharpest knife in the
place where they keep the knives.

_________________________________
SPARKS: Neither are you, Chunk.

_________________________________

(ALL CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

You got a little keeper yourself,
didn't you, Ken?
_________________________________

Hey, lay off, Twitch. Barbie's different.

_________________________________

Aw, Mr. Softy over here.

_________________________________

What do you expect from a girl's toy?
_________________________________

I'm not a girl's toy! I'm not!

Why do you guys keep saying that?
_________________________________

Ah, all them toys are disposable.

_________________________________

We'll be lucky if they last us a week.

_________________________________

(ALL EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

Well, well. Looky who we have here.

_________________________________

Let me go!
_________________________________

Take him to the library.

_________________________________
BUZZ: No!

_________________________________

_________________________________

-Perfect!

-Okay, hit your marks!
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

-(CHUCKLES) Hi, Flik.

-Oh?
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

(NERVOUS LAUGH)
_________________________________

ANT 1: Do you mind

passing the sugar crumbs?
_________________________________

ANT 2: Sure.

ANT 1: Thank you.
_________________________________

-I love what you did with your antenna.

-Thank you.
_________________________________

Oh, look. She's a natural mother.
_________________________________

All right, that's it!

Out! Out! Everybody out!
_________________________________

Now you're gonna cry, right?

You're gonna cry.
_________________________________

See if I care.

Go ahead and cry. Go ahead.
_________________________________

Please, don't cry. Please.
_________________________________

(ALL CRYING LOUDLY)
_________________________________

Ta-da!
_________________________________

-Yeah, Francis!

-Yeah, Francis!
_________________________________
THORNY: Okay, lower, lower...

_________________________________

(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

-You got it. And that's it!

-Whoa!
_________________________________

-Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up!

-Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up!
_________________________________

Rabbit through the hole, chicken in the

barn, two by two by, there's the yarn.
_________________________________

-Done!

-Ruben Kincaid!
_________________________________

-Hey!
-Hey!
_________________________________
ATTA: Good job, guys! Nice work!

_________________________________

Up, down. Up, down. Up, down.
_________________________________

Hmm.
_________________________________

Hmm.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Uh-uh-uh!

Read them and weep.
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

(FLIK WHOOPING)
_________________________________

-HEIMLICH: Flik, watch out!

-Whoa!
_________________________________

Look! I'm a beautiful butterfly!
_________________________________

There you go. Good job, fellas.

Keep up the good work.
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Okay!
_________________________________

(CREAKING)
_________________________________

-You fired!

-You fired!
_________________________________

(ANTS CHEERING)
_________________________________

Yes!

_________________________________

_________________________________

(CAR HORN HONKS)

_________________________________

Hey! You guys going to the party?

_________________________________

Oh, I think you've got the wrong guys.

_________________________________

-We don't get invited to...

-(SHUSHES) Party?

_________________________________

The mid-games mixer at the RORs'.

_________________________________

-It's for the top Scare Teams.

-(POP MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)

_________________________________

You're one of us now, right?

_________________________________

See you there!

_________________________________

(ALL GIGGLING)

_________________________________

-Did you hear that?

-I can't believe it!

_________________________________

-Uh-uh. Bad idea.

-This is great.

_________________________________

They're finally seeing us as real Scarers.

We're going!

_________________________________

(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)

_________________________________
DON: Do young people still dance?

_________________________________

Because my moves are a little rusty.

_________________________________

Oh, we forgot to bring a hostess gift.

_________________________________

We can't go in there

without some scented candles.

_________________________________

Calm down. We earned this.

_________________________________

(STAMMERS) What if there's

a lull in the conversation?

_________________________________

I never know what to... You know...

_________________________________

Say?

_________________________________

How are you so good at this?

_________________________________

You just took on

an angry 50-foot librarian,

_________________________________

and you're afraid of a little party?

_________________________________

Take a deep breath...

_________________________________

(ALL INHALING DEEPLY)

_________________________________

...and in you go!

_________________________________

(MUSIC STOPS)

_________________________________

Hello.

_________________________________

-It's Oozma Kappa!

-These guys are crazy!

_________________________________

What you did today was insane!

_________________________________

MONSTER: That was awesome!

_________________________________

(ALL CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)

_________________________________

Oozma Kappa,

tonight we party like Scarers!

_________________________________

(ALL CHEER)

_________________________________

-Have a good time.

-Oh, how exciting!

_________________________________

Oh, El Santo. I'm a big fan!

You mind if I...
_________________________________
(CAMERA CLICKS)

_________________________________

Gracias, señor.

_________________________________

-Invitation?

-It's okay.
_________________________________
I'm Ernesto's great-great-grandson.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)

_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
(PEOPLE LAUGHING)
_________________________________

-Disculpe, señores...

-Hey, guys! It's poco loco!

_________________________________

-You were on fire tonight!

-You too!

_________________________________

Hey, musician to musician...

I need a favor.

_________________________________

Oh, the competition winners.

Congratulations, chicos.

_________________________________
(MUFFLED SCREAMING)
_________________________________
-(BLOWS)
-(GROANS)
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Thanks, guys!
_________________________________
(ALL LAUGHING)
_________________________________
-(GASPS)
-(BELL RINGS)

_________________________________

Whoa!

_________________________________

Hey! Enjoy the party, little músico!

_________________________________
Gracias!

_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________
ALL: Oh!

_________________________________

Look! It's Ernesto!

_________________________________

De la Cruz!

_________________________________

Señor de la Cruz!

_________________________________

Pardon me! Señor de la Cruz!

Señor de la...
_________________________________
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

_________________________________

(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)

_________________________________

I've never stayed up this late in my life!

_________________________________

(GIRLS GIGGLING)

_________________________________

(ALL CHEERING)

_________________________________
DE LA CRUZ: When you see

your moment,

_________________________________

you mustn't let it pass you by.

_________________________________
You must seize it.

_________________________________
This one has a wise spirit.
_________________________________
♪ ♪
_________________________________

We're almost there, Dante.

_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Señor de la Cruz!

Señor de la...

_________________________________

NUN: But what can we do?

It is hopeless...

_________________________________

You must have faith, sister.

_________________________________

NUN: But Padre, he will never listen.

_________________________________

He will listen... to music.

_________________________________
(EXHALES DEEPLY)
_________________________________

(VOCALIZING)
_________________________________
(ECHOING)
_________________________________
(MUSIC STOPS)
_________________________________
(PLAYING UPBEAT MUSIC)

_________________________________

♪ Señoras y señores,
buenas tardes, buenas noches

_________________________________
♪ Buenas tardes, buenas noches
Señoritas y señores

_________________________________
♪ To be here with you tonight
Brings me joy! Que alegría

_________________________________

♪ For this music is my language

_________________________________

♪ And the world es mi familia

_________________________________

♪ For this music is my language

_________________________________

♪ And the world es mi familia

_________________________________

♪ For this music is my language

_________________________________

♪ And the world es mi familia

_________________________________

♪ For this music is my lang... ♪
_________________________________
-(YELPS)
-(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(COUGHING)

_________________________________

Are you all right, niño?

_________________________________
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
_________________________________
(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
It's you! You are that boy!
_________________________________

The one who came
from the Land of the Living.

_________________________________

You...know about me?

_________________________________

(LAUGHING) You're all
anyone has been talking about.

_________________________________

Why have you come here?

_________________________________

I'm Miguel. (STAMMERS)

Your great-great-grandson.
_________________________________
(ALL EXCLAIM)

_________________________________

I... have a great-great-grandson?

_________________________________

I need your blessing

_________________________________

so I can go back home
and be a musician.
_________________________________
Just like you.

_________________________________

The rest of our family,

they wouldn't listen.

_________________________________

(STAMMERS) But I hoped you would.

_________________________________

My boy, with a talent like yours,

how could I not listen?
_________________________________
-ALL: Aww!
-(LAUGHS)

_________________________________

I have a great-great-grandson!
_________________________________
(ALL CHEERING)

_________________________________

-Look! It's Frida!

-Yes, it is I. Frida Kahlo.

_________________________________

-It is an honor, Señora.

-Gracias.

_________________________________
(BELL RINGS)
_________________________________

 Hey, Negrete! Infante!

_________________________________

Have you met my great-great-grandson?

_________________________________

My great-great-grandson.

_________________________________

He's alive! And a musician to boot.

_________________________________

Dimple. No dimple.

Dimple. No dimple.

_________________________________

-No dimple!
-(ALL LAUGH)

_________________________________

To our friendship.

_________________________________

BOTH: I would move heaven and earth

for you, mi amigo. Salud!

_________________________________

Poison!

_________________________________

You know, I did all my own stunts.

_________________________________

♪ Though I have to say goodbye

Remember me... ♪
_________________________________

_________________________________

There she is, Acapulco beach.
_________________________________

The Riviera of Mexico.
_________________________________

Take the telescope and have a look
at what you might call,
_________________________________
-the hot stuff.

-Oh, boy!
_________________________________
DONALD: Am I going to like this place!
_________________________________
(JOE CHEERING)
_________________________________

-Oh, boy! The hot stuff!
-(WHISTLES)
_________________________________
Whoopee!
_________________________________

I'll be right down, toots.
_________________________________

Hello, my sweet little bathing beauties.
_________________________________
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
_________________________________

We're three caballeros

Three gay caballeros
_________________________________

They say we are birds of a feather
_________________________________

Where's Donald?
_________________________________

Aha! I'm a son of a gun.
_________________________________
Look at the little wolf
in duck's clothing.
_________________________________

Come to papa! Ha-ha-ha.
_________________________________

What's going on here?
_________________________________

(LAUGHS) Come here, you little rascals!
_________________________________

Now I've got ya! Uh-oh!
_________________________________
-Andale, patito, ven. Ven.
-(DONALD MUMBLING)

_________________________________
DONALD: Doggone this confusion!
(MUMBLING)
_________________________________

Oops!
_________________________________
Where is she?
_________________________________

Come here, my little enchilada.
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

I've got you this time, tootsie. (LAUGHS)
_________________________________

Peekaboo, I see you!
_________________________________

Hey, where am I?
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________

My, my, my.
_________________________________

Ain't this fun!
_________________________________
-Pobrecito, se va a ahogar.
-Saquenlo, donde está?
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

Here I come!
_________________________________

This time I'm going to get you!
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

-Oh, no, no, no, Donald. Don't do that.
-What?
_________________________________

Let me go, let me out of here!

You can't do this to me!
_________________________________

Take your hands off of me!

This is a free country.

_________________________________
(SCREAMING)

_________________________________
PANCHITO: (LAUGHS)
So, you like pretty girls, huh?
_________________________________

Let's go!

_________________________________
-(PANCHITO LAUGHING)
-DONALD: Lemme go!
_________________________________

Don't ruffle your feathers, Donald.
_________________________________

Look, I will show you the night life
of Mexico City.

_________________________________
-Beautiful, no?
-JOE: Colossal!
_________________________________

Oh, boy! Mexico City!

_________________________________
-JOE: Very beautiful city.
-(DONALD SCREAMS)
_________________________________

Careful, Donald!
_________________________________

Even the sky is full of romantic.

_________________________________

_________________________________

(LEE YAWNING)
_________________________________
Seen it.
_________________________________
Saw that one.
_________________________________
Seen it. Seen it.
_________________________________
-Huh?
-(MOUSE CLICKS)
_________________________________
(RALPH SHOUTING)
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Yo, McNeely,
you remember Wreck-lt Ralph?
_________________________________

That bad guy
from the old video game?
_________________________________

Yeah, exactly.
_________________________________
I'm gonna send you
a super random video.
_________________________________
Check it out, dude.
_________________________________
Yeah, I'll give it a heart.
Whatever.
_________________________________
(RALPH SHOUTING ON VIDEO)
_________________________________

Hey, everybody, welcome to
Up To the Meme-ent!
_________________________________
I'm your host, Dani Fernandez.
_________________________________

Nobody knows
who's making them,
_________________________________

but the whole world
is going bonkers...
_________________________________

over a series
of truly bizarre videos...
_________________________________

starring '80s-era bad guy
Wreck-lt Ralph.
_________________________________

Check out what
everyone is buzzing about...
_________________________________
over at BuzzzTube.com.

_________________________________
Hey, guys,
Wreck-lt Ralph here...
_________________________________
with the ghost pepper
challenge.
_________________________________

Supposed to be spicy.

We'll see about that.
_________________________________

Mmm. That's not so...
_________________________________

Oh, it's very hot!
Oh, make it stop!

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Yo, McNeely,
another one just dropped.
_________________________________

Check it out, dude.
_________________________________

Where are these things
coming from?
_________________________________

Hey, Josey, did you see

the pepper challenge?
_________________________________

JOSEY: Oh, not yet.
_________________________________
I'm watching the one

where he just smacks his lips.
_________________________________

It's disgusting.
_________________________________
RALPH: You don't want
any real hard lines.
_________________________________

You just want to blend that

out there, like this...

_________________________________
And that, my friends,
_________________________________
is how you achieve
the perfect cat eye.

_________________________________
-(LAUGHTER)
-I always start
_________________________________
with the hootenanny.

Shift it into a floss.
_________________________________

And now I finish with
a hot Marat. Huh? Huh?
_________________________________
Follow along with me,
_________________________________

and I'm gonna give this little

cloud a little friend...

_________________________________
-in the form of a tree.
-(LAUGHTER)
_________________________________
Everybody needs a friend.
_________________________________
Look at these guys.
_________________________________

Look at this one,
sleeping under his ear.
_________________________________
You couch potatoes.
Wake up.
_________________________________

We've been baking
at about 950 degrees
_________________________________
now for six hours...
_________________________________
so she should be ready.

_________________________________
(COUGHING)
_________________________________
Voilá! Burnt pie!
_________________________________

Let's have a little whiff
of this here. (SNIFFS)
_________________________________

(SHOUTING) My hair, my hair!
My hair!

_________________________________

(DANCE MUSIC FADES)

_________________________________

(ROARS SOFTLY)

_________________________________

(WHISTLES) Hey, quiet! Quiet!

_________________________________

Quiet down, you can-wranglers.

_________________________________

All right. On behalf of the RORs,

_________________________________

we'd like to congratulate all the teams

that have made it this far.

_________________________________

(ALL CHEERING)

_________________________________

All, right, let's hear it for the PNKs!

_________________________________

(ALL HISSING)

_________________________________

I love that trick! Never gets old. HSS!

_________________________________

(HISSES)

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Very creepy.

_________________________________

And finally, the surprise team

of the Scare Games,

_________________________________

-Oozma Kappa!

-(ALL CHEERING)

_________________________________

Come on over, guys.

_________________________________

Now, I got to admit, fellas,

_________________________________

I thought you were a bunch of nobodies.

_________________________________

But, boy, was I wrong.

_________________________________

Let's hear it for Oozma Kappa!

_________________________________

CROWD: Oozma Kappa!

_________________________________

Oh!

_________________________________

What?

_________________________________

The most adorable monsters

on campus.

_________________________________

CROWD: Ooh! Oh!

_________________________________

(CROWD LAUGHING)

_________________________________

Release the stuffed animals.

_________________________________

(CHET CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

Faced!

_________________________________

Don't worry. (GRUMBLES)

Nobody reads the school paper.

_________________________________

Yeah, but I'm pretty sure

they read the quad.

_________________________________

(MONSTERS CHATTERING

INDISTINCTLY)

_________________________________

(ALL LAUGHING)

_________________________________

MONSTER: Whoo-hoo!

_________________________________
CHET: Thank you very much.

_________________________________

Okay. Would you like that

with two sleeves or four?

_________________________________

Thanks. Tell your friends.

_________________________________

Hey! What do you think you're doing?

_________________________________

Raising a little money for charity.

_________________________________

Yeah? Well, stop it.

_________________________________

You want us to stop raising money

for charity? That's not cool.

_________________________________

This guy hates charity!

_________________________________

I want you to stop making us

look like fools.

_________________________________

Hey, you're making yourselves

look like fools.

_________________________________

Let's be honest, boys.

_________________________________

You're never going to be real Scarers,

_________________________________

because real Scarers look like us.

_________________________________

(LAUGHS MOCKINGLY)

_________________________________

But, hey, if you really want

to work for a Scare company

_________________________________

they're always hiring in the mailroom.

_________________________________

(CROWD LAUGHING)

_________________________________

Guys, hold on!

_________________________________

Hey, hey, hey! Wait a second.

Don't listen to him.

_________________________________

We just need to keep trying.

_________________________________

No, you need to stop trying!

_________________________________

You can train monsters like this

all you want,

_________________________________

but you can't change who they are.

_________________________________

(SIGHS)

_________________________________
DON: Mike...

_________________________________

We appreciate everything you've done,

but he's right.

_________________________________

No matter how much we train,

we'll never look like them.

_________________________________

We're built

_________________________________

for other things.

_________________________________

(SLURPS)

_________________________________

Sorry, squirt!

_________________________________

Some monsters just aren't

cut out for the big leagues.

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)

_________________________________

The big leagues.

_________________________________

_________________________________

(HERCULES LAUGHING)

_________________________________

You should have been there, Father.

_________________________________

I mangled the Minotaur,

grappled with the Gorgon.

_________________________________

Just like Phil told me.

_________________________________

I analysed the situation,

controlled my strength and kicked.

_________________________________

The crowds went wild!

_________________________________

-(SIMULATES CROWD CHEERING)

-(WHISTLING)

_________________________________

Thank you. Thank you.

_________________________________

Hah!

_________________________________

You're doin' great, son.

You're doing your old man proud.

_________________________________

I'm glad to hear you say that, Father.

_________________________________

I've been waiting for this day

a long time.

_________________________________

Hmm. What day is that, son?

_________________________________

The day I rejoin the gods.

_________________________________

You've done wonderfully.

You really have, my boy.

_________________________________

You're just not there yet.

_________________________________

You haven't proven yourself a true hero.

_________________________________

But, Father, I've beaten every single

monster I've come up against.

_________________________________

I'm the most famous person

in all of Greece.

_________________________________

-I'm an action figure!

-(SQUEAKING)

_________________________________

I'm afraid being famous

isn't the same as being a true hero.

_________________________________

What more can I do?

_________________________________

It's something

you have to discover for yourself.

_________________________________

-But how can I...

-Look inside your heart.

_________________________________

Father, wait!

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

-(WHINNYING)

-(SIGHS)

_________________________________
_________________________________

Day 93 under the dome.
_________________________________

With necessities growing
dangerously low,

_________________________________

who knows what spark

will set off this powder keg.
_________________________________

Okay, let's discuss

Tuesdays with Morrie.
_________________________________

Again?
_________________________________

If we don't get a new
book, I'm going to puke.

_________________________________

You're the five people

I'm going to meet in hell!
_________________________________

-(GRUNTING)

-(GLASS BREAKING)
_________________________________

We're out of coffee!
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
BARNEY: I can't take another
minute in this dome!

_________________________________

(YELLING)
_________________________________

(SHOUTING AND GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Y'ar! Y'ar!
_________________________________

Take that!
_________________________________

Oh, no! Blowback.
_________________________________

(SHOUTING)
_________________________________

(WHIRRING)
_________________________________

Look what they're doing to our dome.
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(TRUMPETING)
_________________________________

(CRACKING)
_________________________________

You know what that is, sir?
_________________________________

-A crack?

-Exactly.
_________________________________

First, let me state the problem.
_________________________________

People got out of the dome before,

they're going to get out again.
_________________________________

And when they do, there's going

to be hearings, investigations.
_________________________________

(SPEAKING GERMAN)
_________________________________

I'll have to go back to

making family comedies.
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

Don't worry,
I have a solution for you, sir.

_________________________________

In fact, I have five solutions.
_________________________________

You don't have to read them.

You'll have deniability.
_________________________________

I'll take care of it. You know nothing.
_________________________________

No. I need to know what I'm approving.
_________________________________

Absolutely. But on the other hand,

knowing things is overrated.
_________________________________

Anyone can pick something

when they know what it is.
_________________________________

It takes real leadership to pick

something you're clueless about.
_________________________________

Okay, I pick three.
_________________________________

-Try again.

-One.
_________________________________

-Go higher.

-Five?
_________________________________

-Too high.

-Three?
_________________________________

-You already said three.

-Six?
_________________________________

-There is no six.

-Two?
_________________________________

-Double it.

-Four!
_________________________________

As you wish, sir.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(PHONE RINGING)

_________________________________

-Dicker.

-BOB: Yeah, hey, Rick.
_________________________________

You remember that kid
I mentioned to you?
_________________________________
Tony Rydinger.
_________________________________

Mind wipe? Yeah, nice kid.
_________________________________

Well, you also wiped out
_________________________________
the Friday night date
my daughter had with him.
_________________________________

In fact,
you wiped out my daughter.
_________________________________

Oops.
Not an exact science, Bob.
_________________________________

Rick, you gotta help me here.
_________________________________

Violet hates me, and you,
and superheroes.

_________________________________

I gotta fix this.
What do you know about Tony?

_________________________________

Um...
_________________________________
Not much.
_________________________________
Seems like a good kid.
_________________________________

Popular, plays sports, music.
_________________________________

Parents own The Happy Platter,

kid works there part time.
_________________________________

Happy Platter?
_________________________________

Why did we drive
all the way across town
_________________________________
for the Happy Platter?
_________________________________

We'd like a booth over there,

near the philodendron.
_________________________________

Good, right?
Near the philodendron?
_________________________________
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
_________________________________

This platter doesn't look

all that happy to me.
_________________________________

It looks bored.
_________________________________

Ha-ha! The Bored Platter!
_________________________________

I thought Vi would want
a change of pace
_________________________________
from drive-in food.
_________________________________

I like drive-in food.
_________________________________

Does this mean vegetables?
_________________________________

A balanced diet
needs vegetables, kiddo.
_________________________________
Get used to it.
_________________________________

TONY: Good evening, everyone.
_________________________________

-BOB: Oh, no!

-(COUGHING)
_________________________________

-Is she all right?

-Violet, are you okay?
_________________________________
(COUGHING)
Nothing to see here.
_________________________________
Yeah, more napkins
would be good.

_________________________________

-I'm fine, I'm fine.
-It happens all the time here.
_________________________________
Mops it right up.
_________________________________

Normally, she doesn't
ever drip like this.
_________________________________

-Would you like water, sir?

-BOB: Yes.
_________________________________
Yes, I would.
This is my daughter...

_________________________________
-who you must know, right?
-God. Stop.

_________________________________

-Hello.
-Violet.
_________________________________

Hello, Violet.
_________________________________
(BOB CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

Hey, Vi, say hi to...
_________________________________

Don't push it, Dad.
_________________________________

I'm Dash, her little brother.
_________________________________

Hello.
_________________________________

Mmm. This is
really good water.
_________________________________
It's very refreshing!
_________________________________
Spring water, is it?
_________________________________

I don't know, sir.
I think it's tap.
_________________________________
Well, it is very good.

_________________________________
Excellent tap.
_________________________________
Excuse me.

_________________________________

Well, nice to meet you.
_________________________________

-Where'd she go?
-DASH: Mmm.

_________________________________

To find a good place
to be angry?

_________________________________

_________________________________

No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
_________________________________

The DNA matches, the timing works,
everything checks out.

_________________________________

He is Gusteau's son.

_________________________________

This can't just happen!
The whole thing is a setup!
_________________________________

The boy knows!
_________________________________

Look at him out there,
pretending to be an idiot.

_________________________________

He's toying with my mind
like a cat with a ball of... Something.

_________________________________

-String?

-Yes! Playing dumb.

_________________________________

-Taunting me with that rat.

-Rat?
_________________________________

Yes. He's consorting with it.

_________________________________

Deliberately trying to make me think
it's important.

_________________________________

-The rat.

-Exactly!
_________________________________

Is the rat important?
_________________________________

Of course not!
He just wants me to think that it is.

_________________________________

Oh, I see the theatricality of it.

_________________________________

A rat appears on the boy's first night,
I order him to kill it.

_________________________________

And now he wants me
to see it everywhere.

_________________________________

(EXCITEDLY) Ooh!
_________________________________

It's here! No, it isn't, it's here!
_________________________________

Am I seeing things, am I crazy?
Is there a phantom rat or is there not?
_________________________________

But, oh, no!
_________________________________

I refuse to be sucked into
his little game of...

_________________________________

Should I be concerned about this?
About you?
_________________________________

(SIGHING)
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

I can't fire him. He's getting attention.

_________________________________

If I fire him now,
everyone will wonder why.

_________________________________

And the last thing I want
is people looking into this.

_________________________________

What are you so worried about?
_________________________________

Isn't it good to have the press?
_________________________________

Isn't it good to have Gusteau's name
getting headlines?
_________________________________

Not if they're over his face!
_________________________________

Gusteau's already has a face,
and it's fat and lovable and familiar.

_________________________________

And it sells burritos!
Millions and millions of burritos!

_________________________________
The deadline passes in three days.

_________________________________

Then you can fire him
whenever he ceases to be valuable

_________________________________
and no one will ever know.

_________________________________

I was worried
about the hair sample you gave me.

_________________________________

-I had to send them back to the lab.

-Why?
_________________________________

Because the first time it came back
identified as rodent hair.

_________________________________

-No, no, no.

-LINGUINI: What?

_________________________________
Try this. It's better.

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(SIGHING)
_________________________________

Well, because you...

_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

(BOTH LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(LINGUINI LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(GASPING)
_________________________________

(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
_________________________________

Rat!
_________________________________

(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
_________________________________

WOMAN: Disgusting little creatures.

_________________________________

_________________________________

Oh, it doesn't look good.

_________________________________

-It's hopeless. Absolutely hopeless.

-HUGO: You're tellin' me.

_________________________________

I'm losin' to a bird!

_________________________________

Oh, but that poor gypsy girl.

I'm beginning to fear the worst.

_________________________________

I know. But now don't you say

anything to upset Quasimodo.

_________________________________

He's worried enough already.

_________________________________

Yeah, you're right. We better lighten up.

_________________________________

-(SHUSHING) Here he comes.

-Now just stay calm.

_________________________________

-Not a word.

-Easy does it.

_________________________________

-Stone-faced.

-Any sign of her?

_________________________________

Mmm. Mmm. (TEETH RATTLING)

_________________________________

Oh, it's a lost cause!

She could be anywhere!

_________________________________

In the stocks,

in the dungeon, on the rack!

_________________________________

Oh! (WEEPING)

_________________________________

-Nice work, Victor.

-No, he's right. What are we gonna do?

_________________________________

What are you guys talkin' about?

_________________________________

If I know Esmeralda,

_________________________________

she's three steps ahead of Frollo

and well out of harm's way.

_________________________________

Do you really think so?

_________________________________

Hey, when things cool off,

she'll be back. You'll see.

_________________________________

-What makes you so sure?

-Because she like ya.

_________________________________

We always said you were the cute one.

_________________________________

I thought I was the cute one.

_________________________________

No, you're the fat, stupid one

with the big mouth!

_________________________________

What are you sayin' exactly?

_________________________________

Take it from us, Quasi.

You got nothin' to worry about.

_________________________________

Yeah. You're irresistible.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLING) Knights in shining

armor certainly aren't her type.

_________________________________

And those guys are a dime a dozen.

_________________________________

But you, you're one of a kind. Look.

_________________________________

(SINGING) Paris, the city of lovers 

is glowing this evening

_________________________________

(SIGHING)

_________________________________

True, that's because it's on fire

_________________________________

But still there's glamour

_________________________________

Somewhere out there in the night

_________________________________

Her heart is also alight

_________________________________

And I know the guy 

she just might be burning for

_________________________________

A guy like you

_________________________________

She's never known, kid

_________________________________

A guy like you

_________________________________

A girl does not meet every day

_________________________________

You've got a look

_________________________________

That's all your own, kid 

Could there be two?

_________________________________

ALL: Like you? 

No way

_________________________________
HUGO: Those other guys

_________________________________

That she could dangle

_________________________________

All look the same from every 

boring point of view

_________________________________

You're a surprise

_________________________________

From every angle

_________________________________

Mon Dieu above 

She's gotta love a guy like you

_________________________________

A guy like you

_________________________________

Gets extra credit

_________________________________

Because it's true you've got 

a certain something more

_________________________________

You're aces, kid.

_________________________________

You see that face 

Ya don't forget it

_________________________________

Want something new

_________________________________

That's you.

_________________________________

For sure

_________________________________

We all have gaped at some Adonis

_________________________________

But then we crave a meal 

more nourishing to chew

_________________________________
HUGO: And since you're shaped

_________________________________

Like a croissant is

_________________________________

No question of 

she's gotta love a guy like you

_________________________________

Call me a hopeless romantic

_________________________________

But Quasi 

I feel it

_________________________________

She wants you so

_________________________________

Any moment she'll walk 

through that door

_________________________________

ALL: For

_________________________________

A guy so swell

_________________________________

A guy like you with all you bring her

_________________________________

A fool could tell it's why she fell

_________________________________

For you-know-who

_________________________________

You'll ring the bell

_________________________________

You're the bell ringer

_________________________________

When she wants ooh-la-la 

And she wants you-la-la

_________________________________

She will discover, guy

_________________________________

You're one heck of a guy

_________________________________

Who wouldn't love a guy

_________________________________

Like you

_________________________________

-You got a lot

-The rest have not

_________________________________

She's gotta love a guy like you

_________________________________

_________________________________

REMY: I was reminded
how fragile it all was.
_________________________________

How the world really saw me.

_________________________________
And it just kept getting better.

_________________________________
EMILE: Remy!
_________________________________

Psst! Psst!
_________________________________

Hey, hey, hey, little brother!
_________________________________

We were afraid you weren't going to,
you know, show up.

_________________________________

-Hey, Remy! How you doing?

-You told them?
_________________________________

Emile,
that's exactly what I said not to do!
_________________________________

But you know these guys.
They're my friends.

_________________________________

I didn't think you meant them.

_________________________________

(GROANING) Look, I'm sorry.

_________________________________

Don't tell me you're sorry,
tell them you're sorry.

_________________________________

-Is there a problem over here?

-No, there is not.

_________________________________

Wait here.

_________________________________

It's locked?
_________________________________

Hmm...

_________________________________

Remy, what are you doing in here?
_________________________________

Okay. Emile shows up with...

_________________________________

Okay, I said not to. I told him...
He goes and blabs to...

_________________________________

Yeah, it's a disaster.

_________________________________

Anyway, they're hungry, the food safe
is locked and I need the key.

_________________________________

-They want you to steal food?

-Yes. No! It's...

_________________________________

It's complicated. It's family.
They don't have your ideals.

_________________________________

(IN SOUTHERN ACCENT) Ideals?
If Chef Fancy Pants had any ideals,
_________________________________

you think I'd be hawking barbecue
over here?
_________________________________

(IN MEXICAN ACCENT)
Or microwave burritos?
_________________________________

Or, Tooth, I say,
Tooth Pick'n Chicken?
_________________________________

About as French as a corn dog!
_________________________________

(BARKING) Coming soon!
_________________________________

We're inventing new ways
to sell out over here.

_________________________________

(IN SCOTTISH ACCENT)
Will ye be wanting some haggis bites?
_________________________________

I cannot control
how they use my image, Remy.

_________________________________

-I am dead!

-Can you guys shut up?
_________________________________

I've got to think! Word's getting out.
If I can't keep them quiet,
_________________________________

the entire clan's gonna be after me
with their mouths open and...

_________________________________

Here it is.

_________________________________

Hey. Your will!
_________________________________

-Oh, this is interesting. Mind if I...

-Not at all.

_________________________________

Linguini?
_________________________________

Why would Linguini be filed
with your will?
_________________________________

This used to be my office.

_________________________________

He's your son?
_________________________________

-I have a son?

-How could you not know this?
_________________________________

I am a figment of your imagination.
You did not know, how could I?
_________________________________

Well, your son is the rightful owner
of this restaurant!
_________________________________

(GASPING)
_________________________________

No! No! The rat!
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

-Sorry, chef.

-The rat! It's stolen my documents!

_________________________________
-It's getting away!

-LALO: Hey, Mr. Chef!

_________________________________
(HORN BLARING)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)

_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(GASPS) You!
_________________________________

-Get out of my office.

-He's not in your office. You are in his.

_________________________________

Bottoms up, Linguini!
_________________________________

(LE FESTIN PLAYING)
_________________________________

HORST: Cheers, ja.
_________________________________

(ALL CHUCKLING)

_________________________________
(GRUMBLING)
_________________________________

(HORST EXCLAIMING
ANGRILY)
_________________________________

_________________________________

(MANNY EXHALES)
_________________________________
BUCK: (SINGING)

And if that pterodactyl don't fly
_________________________________

Daddy's gonna blind his remaining eye
_________________________________

(YAWNS)
_________________________________

Sweet dreams, little one.
_________________________________

(SIGHS) Lucky pumpkin!
_________________________________

It must be nice to have a loving father.
_________________________________

Whoo.
_________________________________

Okay, here we go.
You can do this, Roger.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Yay! Kidnapping!
_________________________________

Look I'm sorry. It's not me.
_________________________________

I would never do something like this.
_________________________________

It's my father. He's crazy.
_________________________________

I can't believe he pulled it off!
_________________________________

Way to go, dum-dum!
_________________________________

Oh. Thanks, Dad.
_________________________________

Whatever!
I could've done the same thing.

_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

Well, well.
_________________________________

Looks like you're not

stopping that asteroid now,
_________________________________

are you, weasel?
_________________________________

-(SNORING)

-Huh?
_________________________________

That's not the weasel. That's...
_________________________________

(YAWNS)
_________________________________

-I don't know what that is.

-Hmm.
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

Is it my time, angel?
_________________________________

Time for what?
_________________________________

(GASPS) I'm coming to the light.
_________________________________

Can't wait to see all those

dead relatives I hate.
_________________________________

Ahh! Get it off! Get it off! Get it off!
_________________________________

-Go help your sister.

-But, Dad... (SCREAMS)
_________________________________

Ahh! Demon angel!
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

Mess with Granny,

get knocked on your fanny.
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

(GULPS)
_________________________________

And that's how it's done. Hmm.
_________________________________
GRANNY: Hello? Angel?

_________________________________

Am I in heaven?
_________________________________

It's so dark and squishy in here.
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

Oh, no! I can still see the light.
_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-(BOTH GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Ow!
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

Pop! I'll save you.
_________________________________

(BOTH GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Whee!
_________________________________

Hello!
_________________________________

(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

Oh, well. Probably for the best.
_________________________________

-Yeah, probably.

-Definitely.
_________________________________

(SMACKING LIPS)

_________________________________

_________________________________

(QUIETLY) 1225 Sycamore.

_________________________________

Psst. Woody, what are you doing?
_________________________________

I gotta get outta here.

_________________________________

-You're leaving?

-But didn't you have fun today?
_________________________________

Well, of course I did,
more than I've had in years,
_________________________________

but, you see, I belong to someone else.

_________________________________

-Who's "Yid-nuh"?

-I believe it's pronounced "Yid-nay."
_________________________________

Guys, it says "Andy."
_________________________________

He's my Bonnie.

_________________________________

And he's leaving soon.
I gotta get home.

_________________________________

-Where's home?

-Elm Street. 234 Elm.

_________________________________

-You guys have a map?

-We're on it, cowboy. Trixie?
_________________________________

I'll fire up the computer.

_________________________________

_________________________________

COMPUTER: The lido deck is now
closing. The lido deck is now closing.

_________________________________
(MARY AND JOHN LAUGHING)
_________________________________

-JOHN: Stop that.

-Make me.

_________________________________

I didn't know we had a pool.

_________________________________

LIFEGUARD-BOT:
No splashing. No diving.

_________________________________

-JOHN: Oh, go on.

-(FIZZLING) No splashing. No...

_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(BEEPING)
_________________________________

(IT ONLY TAKES
A MOMENT PLAYING)

_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________

(SWEETLY) EVE.

_________________________________

...it only takes a moment

_________________________________
Shh!
_________________________________

(MUSIC STOPS)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS ASSERTIVELY)
_________________________________

Directive.

_________________________________

_________________________________
SIGOURNEY: It's our goal that every

animal we rescue and care for...

_________________________________

will eventually return home

to where they belong.

_________________________________

Shells.

_________________________________

And there we go.

Now, if you ever get lost, Dory...

_________________________________

You just follow the shells.

_________________________________

Hey, look! Shells!

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

(BABY DORY LAUGHING)

_________________________________

Follow the shells.

_________________________________

-Hey, I live there.

-Yes, yes indeed.

_________________________________

(GASPS) My home. That's my home!

_________________________________

Mom! Dad!

_________________________________

Okay, kelpcake. Now count to ten.

_________________________________

One, two, three...

_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-BABY DORY: Four...

_________________________________

(VOCALIZING) You're welcome.

_________________________________

Who are you talking to, kelpcake?

_________________________________

My pipe pal, Destiny!

_________________________________

Mom? Dad?

_________________________________

Mommy loves purple shells.

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

(SINGING)

_________________________________

(JENNY CRYING)

_________________________________

-Mommy?

-What's going to happen to her?

_________________________________

There, there, Jenny.

_________________________________

Oh, no, don't cry, Mommy. Don't cry.

_________________________________

Do you think she's... That she can

make it on her own, Charlie?

_________________________________

Oh, honey. It'll be okay.

_________________________________

Mommy loves purple shells.

_________________________________

(INHALES SHARPLY)

_________________________________

-Dory!

-Dory?

_________________________________

-Dory!

-Mommy?

_________________________________

(SCREAMS)

_________________________________

-CHARLIE: Dory!

-Mommy! Daddy!

_________________________________

(GASPING)

_________________________________

My parents...

_________________________________

I... I lost them.

_________________________________

It was my fault.

_________________________________

-FEMALE CRAB: Where's your tag?

-Huh?

_________________________________

Your tag. It's missing.

That why you're not in quarantine?

_________________________________

-Quarantine?

-Yeah!

_________________________________

That's where they took all

the blue tangs. Isn't that right, Bill?

_________________________________

Yep. The blue tangs are getting

their own exhibit in Cleveland.

_________________________________

Being shipped out on a truck

at the crack of dawn. Must be nice.

_________________________________

What? No! No, my parents

are back in quarantine?

_________________________________

They're being shipped to Cleveland?

But I just got here!

_________________________________

I've got to get to them.

They don't know I'm here.

_________________________________

Don't worry,

it's easy to get to quarantine.

_________________________________

You can just go through the pipes,

honey.

_________________________________

Oh. Oh, I can't do that.

_________________________________

-Why not?

-I'll forget where I'm going.

_________________________________

And I can't be somewhere

where I have nobody to help me.

_________________________________

-Well, then I guess you're stuck here.

-You're not helping, Bill.

_________________________________

Just go in there if you want to.

You'll be fine.

_________________________________

Oh, boy.

_________________________________

Could you tell me how to get there?

Through the pipes?

_________________________________

Sure, honey. It's two lefts

and then a right. Simple.

_________________________________

Okay.

_________________________________

(BREATHES DEEPLY)

_________________________________

Two lefts and a right. I can do this.

_________________________________

Two lefts and a right. Okay.

Don't forget.

_________________________________

(GASPING)

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

_________________________________
DE LA CRUZ: All of this came

from my amazing fans

_________________________________

in the Land of the Living.

_________________________________

They leave me more offerings

than I know what to do with!

_________________________________

Hey, what's wrong? Is it too much?

You look overwhelmed.

_________________________________

-No! It's all great!

-But?
_________________________________

It's just... (SIGHS)

_________________________________

I have been looking up to you
my whole life.

_________________________________

You're the guy who actually did it!

_________________________________

But did you ever regret it?

_________________________________

Choosing music over everything else?

_________________________________

It was hard.
_________________________________
Saying goodbye to my hometown.

Heading off on my own...

_________________________________

Leaving your family?

_________________________________

Sí. But I could not have

done it differently.

_________________________________

One cannot deny

who one is meant to be.

_________________________________

And you, my great-great-grandson,

are meant to be a musician!

_________________________________

You and I, we are artists, Miguel.

_________________________________

We cannot belong to one family.

_________________________________

The world is our family.

_________________________________

Ooh! Ooh! The fireworks have begun!

_________________________________

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Unhand me, you cowards!
I demand to talk to Lotso!
_________________________________

Zip it, Buck Rogers.

_________________________________

You don't talk to Lotso
till we say you can...

_________________________________

Ken? What's goin' on here?
Why is this toy tied up?
_________________________________

(STAMMERS) He got out, Lotso.

_________________________________

"Got out"? Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

"This isn't how we treat our guests.

_________________________________

F-A-Oh, my Schwarz.
There you go. I'm so sorry.

_________________________________

-Lotso, there's been a mistake.

-A mistake?
_________________________________

The children in the Caterpillar Room
are not age-appropriate
_________________________________

for me and my friends.

_________________________________

We respectfully request
a transfer to the Butterfly Room.

_________________________________

Well, request granted!
_________________________________

-But, Lotso...

-Hush now, Kenneth.

_________________________________

This toy's shown initiative, leadership.

_________________________________

Why, I'd say
we've found ourselves a keeper.

_________________________________

Hear that, everyone? We got a keeper!
_________________________________

(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________

We're calling you up
to the big leagues, son.

_________________________________

From now on,
you'll have anything you want.

_________________________________

Excellent. I'll go get my friends.

_________________________________

Whoa, whoa. Hold on there, boss.

_________________________________

Those Caterpillar kids
need someone to play with.

_________________________________

But my friends don't belong there.

_________________________________

Oh, none of us do, I agree.

_________________________________

Which is why,
for the good of our community,
_________________________________

we ask the newer toys,
the stronger ones,
_________________________________

to take on the hardships
the rest of us can't bear anymore.

_________________________________

Well, I guess that makes sense.

_________________________________

But I can't accept.
We're a family. We stay together.

_________________________________

Family man, huh? I understand.

_________________________________

Put him back in the timeout chair.

_________________________________
BUZZ: What are ya... Unhand me!

_________________________________

Bring in the Bookworm.

_________________________________

(WHISTLES)
_________________________________

(BOOKWORM MUMBLING)
_________________________________
BOOKWORM: Ah! Here it is.

_________________________________

It was filed under "Lightyear."
_________________________________
LOTSO: Let's see here.

_________________________________

"Accessories. Maintenance."
Oh. Here we go.

_________________________________

"Remove screws to access
battery compartment."
_________________________________

What are you doing?
_________________________________

Stop!
_________________________________
Let go of me! Ow!
_________________________________

"To return your Buzz Lightyear action
figure to its original factory settings..."
_________________________________

No!
_________________________________

"...slide the switch from Play to Demo."
_________________________________
BUZZ: Stop! No! No! No!

_________________________________

_________________________________

(BUCK GASPS)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Crikey!
_________________________________

Mmm. (GASPS)
_________________________________

Good gravy, Buck.

What have you done?
_________________________________

All right, mammals. Time to get moving.
_________________________________

Now let's not linger on this, but, yes...
_________________________________

I read the tablet wrong.

The asteroid is a lot closer.
_________________________________

Uh-oh.
_________________________________

Wait a second. Where's Granny?
_________________________________

-Oh.

-Granny? Oh, Granny?
_________________________________

Maybe she wandered off?
_________________________________

Maybe she got hit in the head

with a puck?
_________________________________

Yes! And maybe she was abducted
_________________________________

by homicidal 3-foot dino-birds...
_________________________________

seeking revenge on me.
_________________________________

All good theories.

I'm going to go with the puck.
_________________________________
DIEGO: I knew it!

_________________________________

So this whole time we've been

chased by giant dino-birds?
_________________________________

Oh, only three! I didn't want

to damage morale.
_________________________________

Right. Because before this,
_________________________________

we were on a carefree pleasure cruise.
_________________________________
DIEGO: Wait a second. (SNIFFS)

_________________________________

I've got her scent. Come on!
_________________________________

(SNIFFING)
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________
BUCK: Mammals, we've made it!

_________________________________

The crash site.
_________________________________

This must be what's left

of the previous asteroid.
_________________________________

Uh, Buck? Your space rocks!
_________________________________

We could definitely divert the asteroid
_________________________________

with a magnet that size!
_________________________________

I mean that thing is enormous.
_________________________________

It's massive, it's...
_________________________________

...going to be impossible

to get off the ground.
_________________________________

It's entirely possible.
_________________________________

In a way that we don't know about yet.
_________________________________

But what about the dino-birds?
_________________________________

And what about Granny?
_________________________________

(SNIFFS)
_________________________________

(SIGHS) Nothing.
_________________________________

-I'm sorry, Sid.

-(SNIFFLES)
_________________________________

Oh, Granny.
My sweet, malicious Granny.

_________________________________

Why does it always have to be

the old ones who go first?
_________________________________

Why?
_________________________________

(SOBBING)
_________________________________

(DISTANT SHRIEKING)
_________________________________

I can still hear her sweet, shrill voice...
_________________________________

shrieking from the afterlife.
_________________________________

(SHRIEKING CONTINUES)
_________________________________

Granny's alive!
_________________________________

And she's in trouble!
_________________________________

Granny?
_________________________________

-Granny?

-Granny?
_________________________________

(DISTANT SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(BOTH GASP)
_________________________________

(MOANING)
_________________________________

Is she okay?
_________________________________

Uh, I'm not sure.
_________________________________

(CONTINUES MOANING)
_________________________________

Unhand my Granny!
_________________________________

You do and you don't get a tip.
_________________________________

Making this beautiful sloth happy
_________________________________

is all the payment I need.
_________________________________

You see? Hunky bunny gets it.
_________________________________

Granny!
_________________________________

There's a bunny living in the asteroid?
_________________________________

Did not see that coming.
_________________________________

Wait till you see this!
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

Whoo-hoo!
_________________________________
JULIAN: Yeah!

_________________________________

Catching mad air on the half-pipe!
_________________________________

This is crazy.
_________________________________

Do you think they know they

are living in a magnetic bull's-eye?
_________________________________

Doesn't look like a lot of doomsday

prepping going on in here.
_________________________________
BROOKE: I can't believe it!

_________________________________

Visitors!
_________________________________

We've never had visitors. (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Somebody pinch me.
_________________________________

Or should I pinch you?
_________________________________

-Wait, I'll pinch both of us.

-(BOTH CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

Did I hit my head?

What's happening here?
_________________________________

I sure hope this isn't a... Oh!
_________________________________

dream!
_________________________________

(DRAMATIC ROCK BALLAD PLAYING)
_________________________________

(WHISTLES)
_________________________________

(WHINNYING)
_________________________________

This guy? For real?
_________________________________

-Whatever.

-(YELPS)
_________________________________

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
_________________________________

Hello, handsome.
_________________________________

I'm Brooke.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

Ooh. Such exquisite bone structure.
_________________________________

Such a strong jaw.
_________________________________

I'm getting butterflies!
_________________________________

I'm getting nauseous.
_________________________________

Sorry to interrupt this

weirdo love connection...
_________________________________

but we're kind of in a hurry.
_________________________________

If we don't do something fast...
_________________________________

that asteroid is gonna

blow us all to smithereens.
_________________________________

Oh. That sounds urgent.
_________________________________

I better take you to him.
_________________________________

Who's "him"? Your leader?
_________________________________

He is our everything.
_________________________________

BOTH: He sees all.
_________________________________

He knows all.
_________________________________

And smells amazing!
_________________________________

Okay. He sounds great. Let's go!
_________________________________

Brilliant. Right this way.
_________________________________

(SID SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________
BUCK: (LAUGHING) Whoo-hoo!

_________________________________

Yes!
_________________________________

(MANNY YELPING)
_________________________________
BROOKE:

Please keep your arms and legs
_________________________________

inside the tram at all times.
_________________________________

But allow your spirit to roam free...
_________________________________

in Geotopia.
_________________________________

I have a good feeling about this.
_________________________________

Maybe he'll be able to help us.
_________________________________

She did say he knows all.
_________________________________

And all's a lot!
_________________________________

Here he is.
_________________________________

The Master of Meditation,

the Supreme Serene...
_________________________________

the four-time Heavy Thoughts

champion of the world!
_________________________________

(BANGS GONG)
_________________________________

(SPITS)
_________________________________

Is that a llama? I hates llamas.
_________________________________

They spit and smell.
_________________________________

So does she.
_________________________________

BOTH: So do we! (LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Oh! (LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Greetings, mammals!
_________________________________

The Shangri Llama will see you...
_________________________________

now.
_________________________________

Ooh. Wonderful.
_________________________________

So where is he?
_________________________________

He is here. Talking to you.
_________________________________

Oh, I get it. He's a ventriloquist
_________________________________

and you're the dummy.
_________________________________

-No, you're the dummy.

-No, you're the dummy.
_________________________________

No, you're the dummy.
_________________________________

This is the guy that's going to save us.
_________________________________

Look within. You're the dummy. (SPITS)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Disgusting! Loved that!
_________________________________

New topic. We're all about to die.
_________________________________

Well, that's no good. Stress is a killer.
_________________________________

Let us loosen our limbs

and open our minds.
_________________________________

Downward Dog!
_________________________________

Uh.. Seriously?
_________________________________

I'll wait. I have all the time in the world.
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Actually, you don't have

all the time in the world.
_________________________________

None of us do. You see,

there's this thing in the sky.
_________________________________

Oh. That blinding light that seems

to get larger by the minute?
_________________________________

(LAUGHS) What about it?

Seems fine to me.
_________________________________

With all due respect, Your Twistiness,
_________________________________

that's an asteroid.
_________________________________

It's magnetically attracted to this place
_________________________________

and it's heading straight for us.
_________________________________

(SPITS) Aha!
_________________________________

It must desire our magnetic crystals.
_________________________________

Well, who can blame it?
_________________________________

They're really quite something.
_________________________________

Did you know their power

grants eternal youth?
_________________________________

I am over 400 years old. Mmm-hmm.
_________________________________

-That's not possible.

-TEDDY: Sure it is.
_________________________________

I'm 326! Whoo!
_________________________________

Huh? You don't look a day over 275.
_________________________________

We are young, happy and safe.

And we always will be.
_________________________________

(ECHOING) Thanks to Geotopia!
_________________________________

Kudos. It is lovely.
_________________________________

Now, let's figure out

a way to launch it into space!
_________________________________

I'm sorry.

You want to destroy our home?
_________________________________

It'll be destroyed either way.
_________________________________

But if we propel this magnetic

material into the atmosphere...
_________________________________

we can change the asteroid's

path and save everyone.
_________________________________

What do you say?
_________________________________

Caterpillar!
_________________________________

So, is that a yes? Or... (GASPS)
_________________________________

-(GROANING)

-Oh.
_________________________________

You are storing a lot of hostility
_________________________________

in your lower spine.
_________________________________

Shangri Llama, how are we gonna...
_________________________________

Funky Chicken.

Jiggy Jelly. Mashed Potato.
_________________________________

Your flexibility is a sight to behold.
_________________________________

Now how the devil are we

going to launch these crystals?
_________________________________

You can't. It's impossible.
_________________________________

Whoo! I am bushed.
_________________________________

Awesome meeting you guys.
_________________________________

Feel free to hang or,

you know, whatever.
_________________________________

(SPITS)
_________________________________

Hmm.

_________________________________

_________________________________
-Looks like Genie has everything ready.
-Yeah. Uh-huh.
_________________________________
Genie?
_________________________________
You have a genie?
Have you used all three wishes yet?
_________________________________
Oh, please, don't go into it.
It's just too painful.
_________________________________
Al, you're back! And your front!
_________________________________
-You're both here!
-That's great, Genie.
_________________________________
Security's tight.
_________________________________
-No big crowd. Immediate family only.
-Perfect, because this is my...
_________________________________
No lowlifes this time,
other than the parrot, of course.
_________________________________
-Observe.
-(BEEPS)
_________________________________
You have violated the perimeter
of the Aladdin and Jasmine wedding.
_________________________________
Prepared to be vaporized. Thank you.
_________________________________
Armed and dangerous.
_________________________________
I'd like to see
one of those Forty Thieves
_________________________________
get within an inch of your wedding.
_________________________________
Allow me to introduce...
_________________________________
The King of Thieves.
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
All units, we have a code red.
_________________________________
Code red! Code red!
_________________________________
Code red! Code red! Code red!
Code red!
_________________________________
Code red! Code red!
_________________________________
(CLAMORING)
_________________________________
Code red! Code red! Code red!
Code red! Code red!
_________________________________
(IN IRISH ACCENT)
Come on, boys. Follow me.
_________________________________
(BAGPIPES PLAYING)
_________________________________
Cavalry, forward!
_________________________________
ALL: Code red! Code red! Code red!
_________________________________
-Geronimo!
-Arapaho!
_________________________________
-Navajo!
-Pocahontas.
_________________________________
Code red! Code red! Code red!
Code red! Code red!
_________________________________
GENIE: Do not attempt to move,
or we'll be shooting ourselves.
_________________________________
-Genie!
-Back off, Al.
_________________________________
This creep's got a yellow sheet
as long as my arm.
_________________________________
Genie, meet my dad.
_________________________________
Stand down, men.
Smoke 'em if you got 'em.
_________________________________
If you're Al's dad,
and the King of Thieves,
_________________________________
-I just want to know one thing.
-Yeah?
_________________________________
Will you be having
the chicken or the sea bass?
_________________________________
Come on, Dad.
_________________________________
I can't wait for you to meet Jasmine
and the Sultan.
_________________________________
Al, don't you think we ought to lose
the "Agrabah's Most Wanted" look?
_________________________________
What's wrong with the way I look?
_________________________________
When you're here,
you're not the King of Thieves.
_________________________________
You're my dad.
_________________________________
Hmm. I had more practice
being the King of Thieves.
_________________________________
Oh, come on. Enough of this dark past.
_________________________________
Let's roll out something a little new.
_________________________________
(SINGING) It's a big, bright,
beautiful future
_________________________________
Thank your lucky stars you're alive
_________________________________
You got someone special to talk to
_________________________________
A friend that you can trust for life
_________________________________
You've been on your own
with no family ties
_________________________________
But those solo days are done
_________________________________
You'll be two of a kind
spending quality time together
_________________________________
As father and son
_________________________________
Building model ships
_________________________________
Taking fishing trips
_________________________________
Working hand in hand
_________________________________
Painting the palace, mowing the sand
_________________________________
First and ten to go, with your daddy-o
_________________________________
Once you break the ice
_________________________________
(IMITATING ALBERT EINSTEIN)
You can postulate paternal advice
_________________________________
I see you're traveling
at the speed of light.
_________________________________
That's the theory of relatives.
_________________________________
It's a fine, fantabulous future
_________________________________
I see fruit on the family tree
_________________________________
You'll be great
as a grumpy old grandpa
_________________________________
Bouncing babies on your knee
_________________________________
You can fall asleep
on the comfy couch
_________________________________
After playing one-on-one
_________________________________
Dreaming back-to-back
that you walloped the Shaq
_________________________________
Together as father and son
_________________________________
May be a bumpy ride
_________________________________
We'll make it side-by-side
_________________________________
(CLANK)
_________________________________
Good afternoon.
I'll be your travel guide!
_________________________________
Move over, laddie
Make room for Daddy
_________________________________
Got a whole new shoulder to cry on
_________________________________
Take a chance now
Give it a spin
_________________________________
You've had chums
for palling around with
_________________________________
But you never had a friend like him
_________________________________
Put your checkered past
behind you now
_________________________________
No more living on the run
_________________________________
Face the big, bright, beautiful future
_________________________________
-Together
-Together
_________________________________
As father and son

_________________________________

_________________________________
Good morning, Your Highness.
_________________________________
Sebastian. Marina.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Good morning, Your Majesty.
_________________________________
I have a problem.
_________________________________
-It's Ariel.
-Ariel? I...
_________________________________
Finally! So you see it, too? Oh, yes.
_________________________________
She's rebellious, insubordinate,
headstrong.
_________________________________
We need to immediately implement
a series of checks an balances
_________________________________
designed to crush her spirit.
_________________________________
What? Too harsh?
_________________________________
Absolutely! You Highness,
she is young, going through a phase.
_________________________________
I don't remember having this much
trouble with any of her sisters.
_________________________________
I do! They're all a handful.
We should shave their heads.
_________________________________
-(YELPS)
-Just kidding.
_________________________________
-Alana wasn't difficult at all.
-Yes, Your Majesty.
_________________________________
But Arista and the blowfish incident,
remember?
_________________________________
Oh! It took weeks
to clean up the palace.
_________________________________
And how about Aquata
and that stingray?
_________________________________
-I can still feel it.
-Well...
_________________________________
Or the time Attina got her head
stuck in the conch shell.
_________________________________
That was me.
_________________________________
Well, perhaps you're right, Sebastian.
_________________________________
Still, it seems Marina
could use some help.
_________________________________
I want you to look after Ariel.
No offence, Marina.
_________________________________
None taken.
_________________________________
-Soft shell. Stick eye.
-Tardy girl. Fish lips.
_________________________________
-Backstabber. Bottom feeder!
-Fashion disaster. Babysitter!
_________________________________
Dismissed.
_________________________________
(HUMMING)
_________________________________
La, la, la, la, la
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
-You were humming.
-I was?
_________________________________
-Out loud.
-Don't worry.
_________________________________
-It was just a dream.
-I'll tell you what wasn't a dream.
_________________________________
-We woke up at midnight.
-And your bed was still empty.
_________________________________
Really?
_________________________________
Yeah. That is two hours past curfew.
_________________________________
Was it a boy?
_________________________________
If it's a boy, I'm gonna die.
_________________________________
Drama.
_________________________________
I mean, I'm happy for you, Ariel.
_________________________________
It's just that I'm two years
older than you,
_________________________________
and the only one I've come
even close to kissing is Stevie.
_________________________________
-Squid-Lips Stevie?
-It was on a dare.
_________________________________
-Whatever.
-Girls, let's stick to the subject.
_________________________________
Well, it wasn't a boy, okay?
_________________________________
I was just helping a friend.
Out past the kelp forest.
_________________________________
Past the kelp forest. It wasn't a boy.
_________________________________
It was a bad boy.
_________________________________
-Oh, Ariel.
-Simmer down there, sister.
_________________________________
-So you were just helping a friend?
-Yep.
_________________________________
Then, where'd you get this!
_________________________________
(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
ATTINA: Can you imagine
what'd happen if Dad found it?
_________________________________
-He's never here.
-Don't get cute with me.
_________________________________
This is serious. Where were you?
_________________________________
I was just
_________________________________
listening to music
in an underground club.
_________________________________
Okay, where were you really?
_________________________________
-Listening to music?
-No way.
_________________________________
-What was it like?
-Come on. Spill it.
_________________________________
Oh, it was amazing.
_________________________________
The energy, the dancing, the music,
_________________________________
just makes you feel like...
_________________________________
Like what?
_________________________________
Like when Mom was here.
_________________________________
Ariel, I wanna hear it, too.
_________________________________
-You do?
-Me, too.
_________________________________
-Okay. Me, too.
-Me, too! Me, too!
_________________________________
-Not without me.
-Yeah. Everybody does.
_________________________________
Please, Ariel. Please?
_________________________________
Well...
_________________________________
-We'll go tonight.
-I'm so excited!
_________________________________
-Music!
-What should I wear?
_________________________________
So you think there'll be boys?
_________________________________
-One way to find out.
-This is not happening!
_________________________________
You go again and I...
_________________________________
-Oh, lighten up.
-Come on.
_________________________________
ALL: Mmm?
_________________________________
Okay.
_________________________________
(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
Come on, girls. Uppy-up.
_________________________________
-Morning.
-They're early.
_________________________________
Yes. But why?
_________________________________

_________________________________
My boy Aladdin must've been born
under a lucky star
_________________________________
to find such a treasure.
_________________________________
You are most definitely
Aladdin's father.
_________________________________
And I have the DNA to prove it.
_________________________________
It must have been dreadful,
trapped by the Forty Thieves.
_________________________________
Uh-oh.
_________________________________
I try to block out the memories.
_________________________________
Say no more.
Not another word on the subject.
_________________________________
Yes, let's turn our attention
to happier thoughts.
_________________________________
-The blessed union of our children.
-(GRUNTS) Indeed.
_________________________________
It worked, Genie. They love him.
_________________________________
It was the hat. Nothing does
the trick like a smart chapeau.
_________________________________
It's more than that.
_________________________________
CASSIM: Ah! To be back
amongst civilized people.
_________________________________
-Back among family.
-All he needed was a second chance.
_________________________________
CASSIM: It's a miracle.

_________________________________

_________________________________
This man is on fire.
_________________________________
Literal and figurative fire.
_________________________________

But he still needs
200 million hearts
_________________________________
in the next five hours...
_________________________________

or this beautiful child
loses her game.
_________________________________

That's why
I'm on to phase two...
_________________________________

you, my elite Pop-Up Army.
_________________________________
I need you out there
popping up...
_________________________________
and getting click
all over the Internet.
_________________________________

I'm talking Tumblr,
Instagram, Mashable.
_________________________________

Be my pied pipers and
_________________________________
lead that beautiful traffic
to BuzzzTube...
_________________________________

because Wreck-It Ralph
needs his hearts.
_________________________________

Hey, mister! Hey, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, you, you.
_________________________________

You don't want to miss this.
_________________________________

It's the latest
Wreck-It Ralph video!
_________________________________

Click it. Click it!
_________________________________

Man oh Manischewitz,
that looks so fun.
_________________________________

Yesss, can I be a pop-up?
_________________________________

I don't know. Can you be

annoyingly aggressive?
_________________________________

I don't know.
Can I? Can I? Can I?
_________________________________
Can I? Can I? Can I?
Can I? Can I? Can I?
_________________________________

Oh, yes, you're perfect. Here.
_________________________________

Thank you!
_________________________________

If you're going, I wanna go.
_________________________________

No, baby, you've got to stay
here and be my movie star.
_________________________________

What? No, no, no. Me and the
kid are like shoes and socks.
_________________________________

Or peanut butter and bacon.
_________________________________

One cannot exist
without the other.
_________________________________

Go on, kid, tell her.
_________________________________

It's true.
_________________________________

In fact, it's so true
that we will be fine

_________________________________
if we're apart for a minute.
_________________________________
Come on, pal. It's my game

we're trying to save.
_________________________________

I just wanna get out there
and be useful.
_________________________________

But without me?
_________________________________

What if you get lost?
You're just a kid.

_________________________________

Oh, and you're
some mature adult?

_________________________________

Well, I'm bigger.
_________________________________
Don't be insecure, big fella.
_________________________________

She's not gonna get lost.
I promise.
_________________________________

She'll be in
my personal web browser.
_________________________________

And your app comes
with BuzzzFace...
_________________________________

so you can keep in touch

anywhere on the Internet.
_________________________________

See, I'll be fine.
_________________________________

I know, I just...
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________

We haven't been apart
in like six years.
_________________________________

I'm going to miss you.
_________________________________

You'll be fine, too.
_________________________________

The more hearts
you videos get,
_________________________________

the faster
we'll get the wheel,
_________________________________

and then we can go home.
_________________________________

Look, we'll be celebrating
_________________________________
at Tapper's this time
tomorrow, buddy.
_________________________________

Yeah. I guess you're right.
_________________________________

Bye!
_________________________________

Be careful, huh?
Don't be a dummy.

_________________________________
(WHOOSHES)
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________

So where exactly
are you sending her?
_________________________________

Since candy girl
comes from an arcade game...

_________________________________

I'm thinking she'd be good

in the gaming district.
_________________________________

Oh, no, no, no, no.
Bad idea.
_________________________________

Those games are dangerous,

and they rot your brain.
_________________________________

Why don't we
send her somewhere
_________________________________
a little more,
totally different from that...
_________________________________

and nowhere near there?
_________________________________

Let's see.
Family Friendly Fansites.
_________________________________
That sounds safe, and she is
technically a princess...
_________________________________

so how about this one here
_________________________________
with the sweet little
pink castle?
_________________________________

I love it.
_________________________________
Okay, I'll redirect our newest
pop-up to OhMyDisney.com.

_________________________________

_________________________________

MEN: (SINGING) For a long time

we've been marching off to battle

_________________________________

in our thundering herd

we feel a lot like cattle

_________________________________

(MOOING)

_________________________________

Like a pounding beat

our aching feet

_________________________________

Aren't easy to ignore

_________________________________

Hey! Think of instead

_________________________________

A girl worth fighting for

_________________________________

-Huh?

-That's what I said.

_________________________________

A girl worth fighting for

_________________________________

I want her paler than the moon

_________________________________

With eyes that shine like stars

_________________________________

My girl will marvel at my strength

_________________________________

Adore my battle scars

_________________________________

I couldn't care less what she'll wear

or what she looks like

_________________________________

it all depends on what she cooks like

_________________________________

Beef, pork, chicken

_________________________________

Mmm!

_________________________________

Bet the local girls

thought you were quite the charmer

_________________________________

And I'll bet the ladies

love a man in armor

_________________________________

MEN: You can guess what

we have missed the most

_________________________________

Since we went off to war

_________________________________

(WOLF WHISTLE)

_________________________________

-LING: What do we want?

-A girl worth fighting for

_________________________________

My girl will think I have no faults

_________________________________

That I'm a major find

_________________________________

How 'bout a girl who's got a brain

_________________________________

Who always speaks her mind?

_________________________________

TOGETHER: Nah!

_________________________________

My manly ways and turn of phrase

_________________________________

Are sure to thrill her

_________________________________

He thinks he's such a lady killer

_________________________________

I've a girl back home

who's unlike any other

_________________________________

Yeah, the only girl

who'd love him is his mother

_________________________________

MEN:

But when we come home in victory

_________________________________

They'll line up at the door

_________________________________

-What do we want?

-A girl worth fighting for

_________________________________

-Wish that I had

-A girl worth fighting for

_________________________________

(WHISTLING)

_________________________________

A girl worth fighting...

_________________________________

(CLANKING)

_________________________________

Search for survivors.

_________________________________

-(CREAKING)

-(WHINNIES)

_________________________________

(HORSE NICKERS)

_________________________________

I don't understand.

My father should've been here.

_________________________________

Captain!

_________________________________

The General.

_________________________________

I'm sorry.

_________________________________

(NICKERS)

_________________________________

The Huns are moving quickly.

_________________________________

We'll make better time to the Imperial

City through the Tung Shao Pass.

_________________________________

We're the only hope

for the Emperor now.

_________________________________

Move out!

_________________________________

(BELL CLANKING)

_________________________________

_________________________________
Get your sea kelp. Salty or extra salty.
_________________________________
Hey, Ray-Ray.
You gonna rock the house tonight?
_________________________________
Well, wouldn't be here
just for the halibut.
_________________________________
Oh, Ray-Ray.
-This is so exciting!
_________________________________
Hey, you're in my personal space.
_________________________________
-Stop pushing me.
-Okay, bossy. Whatever.
_________________________________
(UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
-ALL: Music!
-I know! Isn't it fantastic?
_________________________________
-And we're here together!
-Yeah!
_________________________________
Boys, here I come!
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
Wow. This really is fantastic.
_________________________________
-Yeah. I'm scared!
-Me, too.
_________________________________
-I thought I was the only one.
-No, no, no, no...
_________________________________
SWIFTY: Ladies and gentlemen,
The Catfish Club is proud to present...
_________________________________
Let's just go!
_________________________________
...the original rock lobster.
_________________________________
The one, the only, Red Tornado!
_________________________________
(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
Chick-a-chicka, chick-a-chicka, hey!
_________________________________
All right, mon
_________________________________
BOTH: Sebastian?
_________________________________
-Way to go, Sebastian!
-I love you, Sebastian.
_________________________________
-Hi.
-Whoo!
_________________________________
Okay. Where are the boys?
_________________________________
Are you a boy? Good enough.
_________________________________
Whoa! I'm Adella.
_________________________________
This is the most exciting thing
that's ever happened to me!
_________________________________
-Would you like to dance?
-No, thanks.
_________________________________
-Let's dance.
-No, thanks.
_________________________________
Would you like to dance?
_________________________________
(GROWLS) I can't dance, okay?
_________________________________
I'm a mermaid with no grace.
_________________________________
I look like a spastic piece of kelp.
_________________________________
Let's go.
_________________________________
Serious. No, I mean it.
You guys, I can't...
_________________________________
Come on.
_________________________________
-That's it!
-You've got it!
_________________________________
She really can't dance.
_________________________________
(BLOWS)
_________________________________
-Oh, wow!
-Yeah!
_________________________________
There ain't no problem with that.
Ah-cha, cha, cha.
_________________________________
Thank you.
_________________________________
You were right, Ariel.
Mom would've loved this.
_________________________________
-Yeah.
-Thanks!
_________________________________
-You're the best.
-Really.
_________________________________
We be jamming, mon.
_________________________________
SEBASTIAN: That's right!
_________________________________
-Good night, Ariel.
-Good night, Andrina.
_________________________________
Zap-it-y-do-dah, zow!
_________________________________
-Night, Arista.
-Sweet dreams, Ariel.
_________________________________
-You, too, Alana.
-Good night, Adella.
_________________________________
I still didn't get to kiss a boy.
_________________________________
-Good night, Aquata.
-Night.
_________________________________
(SNORING)
_________________________________
Good night, Attina.
_________________________________

_________________________________
You'll pay for this!
_________________________________
-You sold us out!
-THIEF: My nose!
_________________________________
He's not in there!
_________________________________
You didn't capture the King of Thieves?
_________________________________
Because he was not at the hideout!
_________________________________
He had to be there.
Where else would he be?
_________________________________
Apologies, Captain Razoul.
_________________________________
-What?
-What?
_________________________________
The Sultan said he won't be able to
sentence your prisoners until tomorrow.
_________________________________
What's more important
than sentencing my prisoners?
_________________________________
Why, the wedding.
_________________________________
Princess Jasmine and Aladdin
are finally getting married.
_________________________________
Aladdin? You didn't capture Aladdin
with the others?
_________________________________
Why would he be
with the Forty Thieves?
_________________________________
Because his father
is the King of Thieves!

_________________________________

_________________________________

(LAUGHS)

_________________________________

Let's get that boy!

_________________________________

(DORIS TWITTERING)

_________________________________

Sit here?

_________________________________

But I want to look, too.

_________________________________

A mini-Doris!

_________________________________

I didn't even know you could do that.

It's so cute.

_________________________________

Let's take her out for a spin.

_________________________________

Ooh. Sorry.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLING)

_________________________________

Teamwork.

_________________________________
GOOB: Sorry.

_________________________________

Sorry!

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

Aha!

_________________________________

There you are.

_________________________________

Now, to lure him out of the house.

_________________________________

I know! I'll blow it up! Yes!

Yes, and... No.

_________________________________

No, that won't work. Then he'll be dead.

_________________________________

Oh! I know!

_________________________________

I'll turn him into a duck!

Yes! Yes, it's so evil!

_________________________________

I don't know how to do that.

_________________________________

I don't really need a duck.

_________________________________

This may be harder than I thought.

_________________________________

Hey, ring my doorbell.

_________________________________

No, no, no, no, ring this doorbell.

_________________________________

That doorbell will give you a rash.

_________________________________

(TRUMPETING)

_________________________________

Yes! I'm two for two, man.

_________________________________
SPIKE: If they don't do it on purpose,

it doesn't count.

_________________________________
DIMITRI: Come on.

Read your rule book.

_________________________________
SPIKE: You know what?

_________________________________

You can take your rule book

and shove it right...

_________________________________

(GIVE ME THE SIMPLE LIFE PLAYING)

_________________________________

(SINGING) I don't believe in 
fretting or grieving

_________________________________

Why mess around with strife?

_________________________________

Guess I was cut out 

To step out and strut out

_________________________________

Give me the simple life

_________________________________

Ladies and gentlemen,

dinner is served.

_________________________________

LITTLE CARLS: Dinner is served.

_________________________________

Dinner is served.

_________________________________

Hooray! Italian food.

_________________________________

I want a sloppy joe!

_________________________________

Oh, Billie,

could you please pass the gravy?

_________________________________

Coming to you, big girl.

_________________________________

Reminds me of the time

my meatball pizza staved off civil war

_________________________________

on the black moon of Keward.

_________________________________
PETUNIA: Where's my sloppy joe?

_________________________________

(CLEARING THROAT)

_________________________________
FRANNY: Thank you for the gravy,

Aunt Billie.

_________________________________

We gotta talk.

_________________________________
LASZLO: How about some gravy?

Over here.

_________________________________

Why is the kid still here?

Any of this ring a bell?

_________________________________

Science fair, Memory Scanner,

a time stream that needs fixing?

_________________________________

Temporary setback.

_________________________________

He's just having

a little confidence issue.

_________________________________

-You want me to talk to him?

-No.

_________________________________

-I give a mean back rub.

-No.

_________________________________

-Shiatsu?

-No.

_________________________________

-Feng shui.

-No.

_________________________________

I've got it under control.

_________________________________

So, Lewis, are you in Wilbur's class?

_________________________________

-No.

-Yes.

_________________________________

-Yes.

-No.

_________________________________

Well, yes and no.

_________________________________

Lewis is a new transfer student.

_________________________________

Yeah.

_________________________________

-Where are you from, Lewis?

-Canada?

_________________________________

I think you mean North Montana.

Hasn't been called Canada in years.

_________________________________

Do you know Sam Gundersen?

_________________________________

-It's a big country.

-State.

_________________________________

-I wonder if you're related.

-Maybe if he took his hat off.

_________________________________

Oh, good idea.

_________________________________

Then we can see

if he has the family cowlick.

_________________________________

He can't,

because he's got bad hat-hair.

_________________________________

Oh, nonsense.

_________________________________

A North Montana man doesn't care

about hat-hair.

_________________________________

Let's see the cowlick!

_________________________________

All right, everyone, hold your horses.

_________________________________

Lewis, do you mind?

_________________________________

I'm afraid

this isn't gonna stop otherwise.

_________________________________

-But... But...

-And so it begins.

_________________________________
FRANNY: Now, don't be shy.

_________________________________

-We're all family here.

-Ready, aim, fire!

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

Ha!

_________________________________

Surely, that is not the best you can do.

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

Impressive, little sister.

_________________________________

Your skills are strong,

but not strong enough.

_________________________________

Your words

do not threaten me, brother.

_________________________________

Then enough words.

Now the real battle begins.

_________________________________

Your meatballs are useless against me.

_________________________________

Then perhaps it's time

for spicy Italian sausage!

_________________________________

No!

_________________________________

(FRANNY GASPS)

_________________________________

(ALL CHEERING)

_________________________________

That's right. I did it.

_________________________________

Is dinner like this every night?

_________________________________

No, yesterday, we had meatloaf.

_________________________________

Okay, gang,

time for the second course.

_________________________________

And what goes better with meatballs

than P.B. and J.?

_________________________________

Hey, that's just like...

_________________________________

Stupid...

_________________________________

Carl?

_________________________________

Is everything all right?

_________________________________

(GRUNTING) We're just

experiencing bugs.

_________________________________

Just what the doctor ordered.

_________________________________

My friend Lewis is an inventor.

He can fix it.

_________________________________

Wilbur, you know I can't.

_________________________________

Come on. Give it a try.

_________________________________

You don't understand

what's at stake here.

_________________________________

Uncle Joe's seen the toast!

_________________________________

We're past the point of no return!

_________________________________

If he doesn't get P.B. and J...

_________________________________

We all pay!

_________________________________

I don't know.

_________________________________

You would really be

helping us out, Lewis.

_________________________________

ALL: Please.

_________________________________

One dragonfly on the rocks, please,

Mr. Barkeep.

_________________________________

Hey, hey, Frankie, baby,

you gotta tell us one of your jokes.

_________________________________

Yeah, Frankie.

How about that one with the bullfrog?

_________________________________

All right, you bozos.

_________________________________
GOOB: Have to get that boy

out of the house.

_________________________________

Sorry. Wait!

_________________________________
FRANKIE: So I turn to the bullfrog, 

and you know what I says?

_________________________________

Talking frogs

with their own little outdoor bar,

_________________________________

and so smartly dressed! Perfect!

_________________________________

I says,

"Hey, not with my umbrella, you don't."

_________________________________

(ALL LAUGHING)

_________________________________

-Frankie, you're a riot.

-I gotta go pee!

_________________________________

-I love it.

-You bunch of goons.

_________________________________

(FLY BUZZING)

_________________________________

That's a good buzz. What the...

_________________________________

Yes! You are now under my control.

_________________________________

I am now under your control.

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)

_________________________________

(MONOTONE LAUGHTER)

_________________________________

-Stop laughing.

-Stop laughing.

_________________________________

-Don't repeat everything I say.

-I won't repeat everything you say.

_________________________________

-Excellent.

-Excellent.

_________________________________

Did you just say, "Excellent,"

because I said, "Excellent"?

_________________________________

Uh...

_________________________________

No.

_________________________________

-Excellent.

-Excellent.

_________________________________

-So, Mr. Fix-it, how's it looking?

-Pretty good, Mrs. Robinson.

_________________________________
LEWIS: I've recalibrated

the dispensing conduits

_________________________________

and aligned

the ejection mechanism and...

_________________________________

There he is,

that repulsive, half-witted fool!

_________________________________

Now, my slave, seize the boy.

_________________________________

Bring him to me.

_________________________________

(SWALLOWS)

_________________________________

Did you not hear what I said, you idiot?

Grab the boy and bring him!

_________________________________

Well, it's just that

there's a million people over there,

_________________________________

and I have little arms.

_________________________________

I'm just not so sure

how well this plan was thought through.

_________________________________

Master?

_________________________________

(GROANING)

_________________________________
FRANKIE: Master?

_________________________________

Okay, that should do it.

_________________________________

It's so exciting. Let her rip, Lewis!

_________________________________

Quickly.

Uncle Joe can't hold on much longer.

_________________________________
CARL: Everybody ready?

_________________________________

-Go, Carl.

-ROBINSONS: Yeah!

_________________________________
TALLULAH: Is it gonna work?

_________________________________

Oh, no!

_________________________________

No!

_________________________________

I didn't know. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

_________________________________

-You failed!

-And it was awesome!

_________________________________

-Exceptional!

-Outstanding!

_________________________________

I've seen better.

_________________________________

From failing, you learn.

From success, not so much.

_________________________________

If I gave up every time I failed,

_________________________________

I never would have made

the meatball cannon.

_________________________________

I never would have made

my fireproof pants.

_________________________________

Still working out the kinks.

_________________________________

Like my husband always says...

_________________________________

CHOIR: (SINGING)
Keep moving forward

_________________________________

Keep moving forward

_________________________________

Keep moving
Keep moving

_________________________________

Stop

_________________________________

Okay, talking frog, not a good minion.

_________________________________

Need another henchman,

something large, not too bright.

_________________________________

Something that won't talk back.

_________________________________

What is he still doing here?

Get rid of him.

_________________________________

Oh, my noggin.

_________________________________

Hey, what are you doing?

Get your lousy mitts off of me!

_________________________________

You're gonna regret this!

_________________________________

Wait! Wait! Don't move. That's it!

_________________________________

I wonder if I should tell Doris.

_________________________________

No, I'll make it a surprise.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLING)

_________________________________

(ROBINSONS CHATTERING)

_________________________________
FRANNY: All right, everyone,

quiet down. Quiet down.

_________________________________

I propose a toast to Lewis

and his brilliant failure.

_________________________________

May it lead to success in the future.

_________________________________

Gosh, you're all so nice.

_________________________________

If I had a family, I...

_________________________________

I'd want them to be just like you.

_________________________________

Oh, well, then, to Lewis!

_________________________________

To Lewis!

_________________________________

To Lewis!

_________________________________
LASZLO: Yeah!

_________________________________

-Come on, Lewis!

-CARL: Good show, buddy!

_________________________________
GRANDPA BUD: What if

Louis Armstrong said, "I can't"?

_________________________________

You think he'd have walked

on the moon?

_________________________________

GRANDMA LUCILLE: Dear,

Louis Armstrong was a singer.

_________________________________

What did he mean, if he had a family?

_________________________________

Oh, Lewis is an orphan.

_________________________________

Orphan?

_________________________________

(ROBINSONS CHATTERING)

_________________________________

(THUMPING)

_________________________________

(ROARING)

_________________________________

(FRITZ SHRIEKS)

_________________________________

-Oh, no!

-Big boy!

_________________________________

Get up, you pansy!

_________________________________

What a great plan!

_________________________________

Go back in time and steal a dinosaur.

Oh, Doris will be so proud of me.

_________________________________

Why didn't you tell me

you had a pet dinosaur?

_________________________________

Because we don't.

_________________________________

What are you talking about?

He's standing right here.

_________________________________

Oh, no! No, you can't eat him!

_________________________________

I need him alive.

_________________________________

(TRAIN WHISTLING)

_________________________________

Choo-chew on this!

_________________________________

Lewis!

_________________________________

(ROARS)

_________________________________
GASTON: Ready, aim, fire!

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)

_________________________________

Got you!

_________________________________
CARL: You messed

with the wrong family!

_________________________________

Ding-dong! Pizza's here!

_________________________________

No!

_________________________________

Okay, everybody,

this dino's deep-dished.

_________________________________

(ROARS)

_________________________________

Run!

_________________________________
TALLULAH: Oh! He ate Carl!

_________________________________

-Help us! Help! Help!

-LASZLO: Oh, goodness!

_________________________________

Oh, no.

_________________________________

(PANTING)

_________________________________

Incoming!

_________________________________

Run!

_________________________________

Now, go get that boy!

_________________________________
GOOB: What's going on?

_________________________________

Why aren't you seizing the boy?

_________________________________

(STRUGGLING TO SPEAK)

_________________________________

Stupid, stupid, stupid!

_________________________________

(DINO ROARING)

_________________________________

Bowler Hat Guy!

_________________________________

Him you can eat.

_________________________________

-Lewis, run!

-Wilbur!

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)

_________________________________

No!

_________________________________

Oh, no!

_________________________________

Little Doris now sleeps with the fishes.

_________________________________

-Nice catch.

-Nice meatball shooting!

_________________________________

Guess we made

a pretty good team, huh?

_________________________________

Yeah, guess we did.

_________________________________

-Are you boys all right?

-We're good, Mom.

_________________________________

Yeah, didn't you see us

take out that dinosaur?

_________________________________

Oh, man! It was so cool, Mom!

_________________________________

Oh, I mean, I'm sorry. I didn't...

_________________________________

Oh, Lewis, it's okay.

_________________________________

I'm really happy you're safe.

_________________________________

-Your head.

-What?

_________________________________

It's just a bruise, Lewis.

_________________________________
LEWIS: You all sacrificed

so much for me.

_________________________________

-Well, of course.

-You are a special kid.

_________________________________
AUNT BILLIE: One of a kind.

_________________________________

Okay, you should get him out of here

before something really bad happens.

_________________________________

Silly, silly robot.

I've got it all under control.

_________________________________

Okay, everybody,

it's been a long, hard day

_________________________________

filled with emotional turmoil

and dinosaur fights,

_________________________________

so why don't you all hit the hay,

and Lewis and me will get going?

_________________________________

Oh...

_________________________________

Do you have to go now?

I mean, you know, it's getting late.

_________________________________

Maybe Lewis could spend the night.

_________________________________

Mom, maybe some other time, okay?

_________________________________

Well, any time you want to come over,

you just come over.

_________________________________

-Mom.

-The truth is, we love having you.

_________________________________

-We really have to go.

-No.

_________________________________

No, you don't. You have to stay.

_________________________________

I mean, who would be a better family

for you than us?

_________________________________

What do you say, Lewis?

_________________________________

Do you want to be a Robinson?

_________________________________

You want to adopt me?

_________________________________

-Yeah!

-Yes!

_________________________________

(ROBINSONS GASPING)

_________________________________

Okay, it's true. I'm from the past.

_________________________________

Now you know the big secret.

_________________________________

Wilbur, what have you done?

How could you bring him here?

_________________________________

That is an excellent question.

_________________________________

Please, don't get mad at Wilbur.

_________________________________

He was just being a good friend.

_________________________________

Lewis, I am so sorry,

but you have to go.

_________________________________

What? You just said...

_________________________________

I know what I said.

_________________________________

I'm from the past. So what?

_________________________________

Lewis. Lewis, look at me. You're...

_________________________________

You're a great kid,

_________________________________

and we would never do anything

to hurt you,

_________________________________

but I'm sorry.

You have to go back to your own time.

_________________________________

Yeah, about that,

one of the time machines is broken,

_________________________________

and the other one was stolen

by a guy with a bowler hat,

_________________________________

which kind of explains the dino.

_________________________________

(GROWLING)

_________________________________

I'm calling your father.

_________________________________

Wait. If I have to leave,

_________________________________

can I at least go back

and find my mom?

_________________________________

Wilbur promised.

_________________________________

You promised what?

_________________________________

I was never gonna do it. I swear!

_________________________________

-You lied to me?

-No!

_________________________________

Yes.

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

Lewis! Lewis, wait!

_________________________________

I can't believe I was dumb enough

to actually believe you were my friend!

_________________________________

I am your friend!

_________________________________

Mister, you're grounded till you die.

_________________________________

(PANTING)

_________________________________

_________________________________
Where can he be?
I do hope nothing's wrong.
_________________________________
Perhaps we should dispatch
a search party?
_________________________________
Now, Father, I'm sure he's on his way.
_________________________________
Where is he?
_________________________________
Hakuna matata.
_________________________________
Whoa. I was having
an out-of-movie experience.
_________________________________
My guess is he wants
to make an entrance.
_________________________________
Here's the monkey's lock picks.
_________________________________
You know how to use 'em?
_________________________________
I promise you, bird,
after this I go straight.
_________________________________
Straight to the dungeon.
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
We've been expecting you.
_________________________________
Do you think something is wrong?
_________________________________
Genie, can you find him?
_________________________________
I'll sniff him out.
_________________________________
(SNIFFING)
_________________________________
I need a scrap of his clothes,
or a lock of his hair, or a shoe.
_________________________________
A shoe's good. (GASPS)
_________________________________
-(BOTH GASP)
-(CHITTERING)
_________________________________
Razoul, what is the meaning of this?
_________________________________
Your Majesty,
meet the King of Thieves.
_________________________________
-Dad!
-We seized him in the treasury.
_________________________________
He was after this again.
_________________________________
No.
_________________________________
And this is his accomplice.
_________________________________
Big misunderstanding!
_________________________________
It's a slap on the wrist
and community service kind of thing.
_________________________________
Now I know why you really came back.
_________________________________
Your father is the leader
of the Forty Thieves?
_________________________________
This is most... (MUMBLES)
_________________________________
Aladdin, did you know?
_________________________________
I thought I could change him.
I had to try.
_________________________________
You can change my clothes, Aladdin.
You can't change who I am.
_________________________________
And the law is crystal clear
on what we must now do.
_________________________________
Father, isn't there another way?
_________________________________
I'm afraid there is not.
Take the prisoners to the dungeon.
_________________________________
Dungeon?
_________________________________
For life.
_________________________________
Life?
_________________________________
There are some wishes
that even I can't make come true.

_________________________________

_________________________________

Hey, Lilo!

_________________________________

Howzit... Nani?

_________________________________

We've been having a bad day.

_________________________________

Hmm...

_________________________________

Hey, I might not be a doctor

_________________________________

but I know that there's no better cure

for a sour face

_________________________________

than a couple of boards

and some choice waves.

_________________________________

What you think?

_________________________________

I think that's a great idea.

_________________________________

MAN: Aloha E, Aloha E

_________________________________

CHORUS: Aloha E, Aloha E

_________________________________

'Ano'ai Ke Aloha E

_________________________________

Aloha E, Aloha E

_________________________________

'Ano'ai Ke Aloha E

_________________________________

'Ano'ai Ke Aloha E...
_________________________________

(DRUM BEATS

MEDIUM TEMPO RHYTHM)

_________________________________

(STRINGED INSTRUMENT

PLAYING UPBEAT MELODY)

_________________________________

(LILO GIGGLING)

_________________________________

There's No Place I'd Rather Be

_________________________________

CHORUS: Than On My Surfboard

Out At Sea

_________________________________

Lingering In The Ocean Blue

_________________________________

And If I Had One Wish Come True

_________________________________

I'd Surf Till The Sun Sets

Beyond The Horizon

_________________________________

Awikiwiki, Mai Lohilohi

_________________________________

Lawe Mai I Ko

_________________________________

(GASPING/CHATTERING)

_________________________________

MAN AND CHORUS: Flying By

On A Hawaiian Roller Coaster Ride

_________________________________

(INSTRUMENTAL RIFF PLAYS)

_________________________________

(YELPS)

_________________________________

Awikiwiki, Mai Lohilohi

_________________________________

Lawe Mai I Ko Papa He'e Nalu

_________________________________

Pi'i Na Nalu, La Lahalaha

_________________________________

O Ka Moana, Hanupanupa

_________________________________

-Whoo!

-Lalala I Ka La Hanahana

_________________________________

-Whoo!

-Me Ke Kai Hoene

_________________________________

-Yeah!

-Helehele Mai Kakou E

_________________________________

Hawaiian Roller Coaster Ride

_________________________________

There's No Place I'd Rather Be

_________________________________

Than On A Seashore Dry, Wet Free

_________________________________

On Golden Sand Is Where I'd Lay

_________________________________

And If I Only Had My Way

_________________________________

I'd Play Till The Sun Sets

Beyond The Horizon

_________________________________

Lalala I Ka La Hanahana

_________________________________

Me Ke Kai Hoene I Ka Pu'e One

_________________________________

It's Time To Try

The Hawaiian Roller Coaster Ride

_________________________________

(LILO LAUGHING)

_________________________________

Hang Loose, Hang Ten,

Howzit, Shake A Shaka

_________________________________

No Worry, No Fear,

Ain't No Biggy, Brahda

_________________________________

Cuttin' In, Cuttin' Up,

Cuttin' Back, Cuttin' Out

_________________________________

Front Side, Back Side,

Goofy-footed, Wipe Out

_________________________________

Let's Get Jumpin',

Surf's Up And Pumpin'

_________________________________

Coastin' With

The Motion Of The Ocean

_________________________________

Whirlpools Swirling,

Cascading, Twirling

_________________________________

Hawaiian Roller Coaster Ride...

_________________________________

(MELODY CONTINUES)

_________________________________

Oh, can't complain, Mom.

_________________________________

I'm camping out

with a convicted criminal

_________________________________

and, uh... Oh, I had my head

chewed on by a monster!

_________________________________

Wait... Something is not right.

_________________________________

6-2-6 is returning willingly to water.

_________________________________

(COMMUNICATOR BEEPING)

_________________________________

Oh, hold on, Mom, another call.

_________________________________

(BEEPS, PLEAKLEY YELPS)

_________________________________

Mr. Pleakley, you are overdue.

I want a status report.

_________________________________

Oh, uh, things are going well.

_________________________________

He cannot swim!

_________________________________

Things are going well.

Jumba, aren't they going well?

_________________________________

Why will he risk drowning?

_________________________________

Jumba? Jumba, help me out here.

_________________________________

I would have expected you back

by now, with 6-2-6 in hand.

_________________________________

Just a few things left to pack

and, uh, we'll be...

_________________________________

Hang up.

_________________________________

(BEEPS)

_________________________________

-We are going swimming.

-Huh?

_________________________________

(PLEAKLEY YELLING)

_________________________________

MAN: There's No Place

I'd Rather Be

_________________________________

CHORUS: Than On My Surfboard

Out At Sea

_________________________________

Lingering In The Ocean Blue

_________________________________

And If I Had One Wish Come True

_________________________________

MAN AND CHORUS: I'd Surf Till

The Sun Sets Beyond The Horizon

_________________________________

Awikiwiki...

_________________________________

(GASPING)

_________________________________

Lawe Mai I Ko Papa He'e Nalu

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)

_________________________________

Flying By On

A Hawaiian Roller Coaster Ride

_________________________________

Awikiwiki, Mai Lohilohi

_________________________________

Lawe Mai I Ko Papa He'e Nalu

_________________________________

Pi'i Na Nalu, La Lahalaha

_________________________________

O Ka Moana, Hanupanupa

_________________________________

Lalala I Ka La Hanahana

_________________________________

-Yeah!

-Me Ke Kai Hoene

_________________________________

Helehele Mai Kakou E

_________________________________

(YELLING)

_________________________________

Hawaiian Roller Coaster Ride

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

Lilo!

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

What happened?

_________________________________

Oh... Some lolo must have

stuffed us in the barrel.

_________________________________

Where's Stitch?

_________________________________

(GASPING)

_________________________________

(YELLING)

_________________________________

Get off of her!

_________________________________

What happened?

_________________________________

Stitch dragged her down.

_________________________________

(GURGLING)

_________________________________

(ALL GASPING)

_________________________________

We lost Stitch!

_________________________________

(INHALING DEEPLY)

_________________________________

(MUFFLED GRUNTING)

_________________________________

(BOTH YELLING)

_________________________________

(CRASHING)

_________________________________

(PANTING)

_________________________________

(GURGLING)

_________________________________

(PANTING)

_________________________________

Lilo? Lilo, look at me.

Look at me, baby. Are you hurt?

_________________________________

No.

_________________________________

(GASPS AND GRUNTS)

_________________________________

(DAVID PANTING)

_________________________________

He's unconscious,

but I think he's alive.

_________________________________

(CHOKING AND COUGHING)

_________________________________

(GROWLING)

_________________________________

(SNARLING)

_________________________________

_________________________________

(WHOOSHING)
_________________________________

CAPTAIN: Prepare for landing.

_________________________________

(IMITATING DOCKING)
_________________________________

(IMITATES BRAKES CREAKING)
_________________________________

"We're here, everybody."
_________________________________

"Yay, Captain! Captain, we're home!
It's so beautiful!"
_________________________________

"No. It's nothing.
I was pleased to do this.

_________________________________

"It's all about you people.
It's not about me."

_________________________________
(RATTLING)
_________________________________

How?
_________________________________

How did you find it?
_________________________________

(SIGHING REVERENTLY)
_________________________________

We can go back home!
For the first time!

_________________________________
-What's it like now?

-Oh!
_________________________________

No, no, no. Don't tell me.
I want to see for myself.

_________________________________

Wait. That doesn't look like Earth.

_________________________________

Where's the blue sky?
_________________________________

(WALL-E EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

Where's the grass?
_________________________________

(WALL-E EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

...Sunday clothes
when you feel down and out
_________________________________

I know that song.

_________________________________

Strut down the street
and have your picture took
_________________________________

They're, um,
_________________________________

dancing.

_________________________________

Yes, dancing.

_________________________________

That Sunday shine is a certain sign

That you feel as fine as you look
_________________________________

Beneath your parasol...
_________________________________

You made it somehow, huh, little guy?

You didn't give up, did you?

_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________

Okay, then. Come on.

_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Wait a minute.

_________________________________

...when time runs out
_________________________________

That it only...
_________________________________

(WALL-E SQUAWKS)

_________________________________
Huh?
_________________________________

EVE?
_________________________________

EVE!
_________________________________

Uh-oh!

_________________________________
WALL-E.

_________________________________

(PRACTICING) EVE.

_________________________________

EVE.

_________________________________

EVE.

_________________________________

Pathetic.

_________________________________

EVE.

_________________________________

EVE!
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

Foreign contaminant.

_________________________________

(GROANS IN FRUSTRATION)

_________________________________

Soon the party will move across town
for my Sunrise Spectacular.

_________________________________

(GASPS) Miguel,
you must come to the show!

_________________________________

You will be my guest of honor!

_________________________________

-You mean it?

-Of course, my boy.

_________________________________

(SIGHING) I can't.

_________________________________

I have to get home before sunrise.

_________________________________

Oh! I really do need to get you home.

_________________________________

It has been an honor.

_________________________________

I am sorry to see you go, Miguel.

_________________________________

I hope you die very soon.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) You know what I mean.

_________________________________

-(GASPS) What was that?

-Sounds like it came from the hall.

_________________________________

I'll see what it was.

_________________________________
JESSIE: What do you see? Anything?

_________________________________
MRS. POTATO HEAD: No, just a dark

hallway and... (GASPS) Wait. Wait!
_________________________________

I see Andy!
_________________________________

-What?

-That's impossible.

_________________________________

No, no, I really see him. In his room.
_________________________________

(GASPS) My other eye!
The one I left behind.

_________________________________

This is so weird. He's packing up.
_________________________________

Uh-oh. Oh, here comes Buster.
Out of the way! Get away!
_________________________________

Okay, Andy's out in the hall.
_________________________________

He's looking in the attic.
_________________________________

Wait, there's Mom.
Why is he so upset?
_________________________________

Oh, no! Oh, this is terrible!
_________________________________

He's looking for us.
Andy's looking for us!
_________________________________

He's looking for us?
_________________________________

So Andy does want us.
I knew it! I just knew it!
_________________________________

I think he did mean
to put us in the attic.

_________________________________

Well, then, Woody was telling the truth.

_________________________________

-Holy cow!

-And you didn't believe him.

_________________________________

Hey, you didn't believe him first!
_________________________________

Guys, we gotta... We gotta go home!

_________________________________

Miguel, I give you my bless...

_________________________________
HÉCTOR: We had a deal, chamaco.

_________________________________

Who are you?

What is the meaning of this?

_________________________________

Oh, Frida! I thought you couldn't make it.

_________________________________

You said you'd take back my photo.

_________________________________

You promised, Miguel.

_________________________________

You know this, uh, man?

_________________________________

Uh, I just met him tonight.

He told me he knew you.

_________________________________

(STAMMERS) Héctor?

_________________________________

-Lotso!

-Hey, there.

_________________________________

How y'all doin' this fine evenin'?
_________________________________

(SIGHS) Thank goodness!
Have you seen Buzz?
_________________________________

There's been a mistake. We have to go.

_________________________________

Go? Why, you just got here.
In the nick of time, too.

_________________________________

We were runnin' low on volunteers
for the little ones.

_________________________________

They just love new toys,
now, don't they?
_________________________________

"Love"? We've been chewed,
kicked, drooled on.

_________________________________

Just look at my pocketbook!
_________________________________

Hmm.

_________________________________

Well, here's the thing, sweet potato.
You ain't leavin' Sunnyside.

_________________________________

"Sweet potato"!
Who do you think you're talking to?
_________________________________

I have over 30 accessories,
and I deserve more respect...

_________________________________

-Ah... That's better.

-(TOYS CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

Hey, no one takes my wife's mouth,
except me.

_________________________________

Give it back, you furry air freshener!

_________________________________

Please, Miguel. Put my photo up.

_________________________________

My friend, you're being forgotten.

_________________________________

-And whose fault is that?

-Héctor, please...
_________________________________

Those were my songs you took.

My songs that made you famous.

_________________________________

What?
_________________________________

If I'm being forgotten, it's because
you never told anyone that I wrote them!

_________________________________

That's crazy. De la Cruz wrote
all his own songs.

_________________________________

You want to tell him or should I?

_________________________________

Héctor, I never meant to take credit.

_________________________________

We made a great team, but you died...
_________________________________
and I only sang your songs
_________________________________
because I wanted to keep

a part of you alive.

_________________________________

Oh, how generous!

_________________________________

You really did play together.

_________________________________

I don't want to fight about it.

_________________________________

I just want you to make it right.

_________________________________

Miguel can put my photo up,
and I can cross over the bridge.
_________________________________

I can see my girl.

_________________________________

Ernesto, remember the night I left?

_________________________________

That was a long time ago.

_________________________________

We drank together and you told me
you would move Heaven and Earth...
_________________________________
for your amigo.

Well, I'm asking you to now.

_________________________________

Heaven and Earth?

Like in the movie?

_________________________________

-What?

-That's Don Hidalgo's toast.

_________________________________

In the de la Cruz movie,

El Camino a Casa.

_________________________________

I'm talking about my real life, Miguel.

_________________________________

No! It's in there. Look!

_________________________________
DON: (ON TV) Never were

truer words spoken.

_________________________________

This calls for a toast.

To our friendship! (LAUGHS)

_________________________________
I would move Heaven and Earth

for you, mi amigo.

_________________________________

But in the movie,
Don Hidalgo poisons the drink.

_________________________________
DON: Salud!
DE LA CRUZ: Poison!

_________________________________

 That night, Ernesto. The night I left...

_________________________________

We've been performing

on the road for months.

_________________________________

I got homesick...

_________________________________
and I packed up my songs.

_________________________________

You want to give up now

_________________________________
when we're this close

to reaching our dream?

_________________________________

This was your dream. You'll manage.

_________________________________

I can't do this

without your songs, Héctor.

_________________________________

I'm going home, Ernesto.

_________________________________

Hate me if you want,

but my mind is made up.
_________________________________
(DOOR OPENS)

_________________________________

Oh, I could never hate you.

If you must go,
_________________________________
then I'm sending you off with a toast.

_________________________________

To our friendship.

_________________________________

I would move Heaven and Earth
for you, mi amigo. Salud!

_________________________________
HÉCTOR: You walked me

to the train station.

_________________________________

But I felt a pain in my stomach.

_________________________________

I thought it must have been
something I ate.

_________________________________

Perhaps it was that chorizo, my friend.

_________________________________
HÉCTOR: Or something I drank.

_________________________________

I woke up dead.

_________________________________

You poisoned me.

_________________________________

You're confusing movies

with reality, Héctor.

_________________________________

All this time, I thought

it was just bad luck.

_________________________________
HÉCTOR: I never thought that

you might have... That you...

_________________________________
-(YELLS)
-(GROANS)
_________________________________

-How could you?

-Héctor!

_________________________________

Security! Security!

_________________________________

You took everything
away from me! You rat!

_________________________________

Have him taken care of.

He's not well.
_________________________________

I just wanted to go back home.

No! No!

_________________________________

(PANTING) I apologize.

Where were we?

_________________________________

You were going to give me
your blessing.

_________________________________

Yes. Uh, sí.

_________________________________

Miguel, uh, my reputation...
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) It is very important to me.

_________________________________

I would hate to have you think...

_________________________________

That you murdered Héctor

for his songs?
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)

_________________________________

You don't think that. Do you?

_________________________________

(STAMMERS) I... No... Everyone
knows you're the good guy.

_________________________________

Papá Ernesto, my blessing?

_________________________________

Come on, guys. We're goin' home.

_________________________________

Whoa there, missy.

_________________________________

You're not goin' anywhere.

_________________________________

Oh, yeah? And who's gonna stop us?
_________________________________

Buzz! You're back!
_________________________________

-Hoo-yah!
-REX: Buzz?
_________________________________

Hey!
_________________________________
HAMM: Look out!

_________________________________

What are you, nuts?
_________________________________

Buzz!
_________________________________

Prisoners disabled,
Commander Lotso!
_________________________________

-Buzz, what are you doing?

-Silence, minions of Zurg!
_________________________________

You're in the custody
of the Galactic Alliance!
_________________________________

-"Zurg"?

-"Galactic Alliance"?
_________________________________

Oh, boy.

_________________________________

Good work, Lightyear.
Now, lock 'em up!
_________________________________

Yes, sir!

_________________________________

(SHRIEKS)
_________________________________

-(EXCLAIMING)

-Ow!
_________________________________

Where do you think you're going?
_________________________________

Buzz! We're your friends!
_________________________________

Spare me your lies, temptress.

_________________________________

Your emperor's defeated,
_________________________________

and I'm immune to
your bewitching good looks.

_________________________________

Security? Take care of Miguel.

He'll be extending his stay.

_________________________________

What? But I'm your family!

_________________________________

And Héctor was my best friend.

_________________________________

Success doesn't come for free, Miguel.

_________________________________

You have to be willing to do
whatever it takes

_________________________________

-to seize your moment.
-(GASPS)

_________________________________

I know you understand.

_________________________________

No! No!

_________________________________

Hey, Mongo!
Keep your paws off my wife!
_________________________________

Hey! Let go of me, you drooling doofus!
_________________________________
LOTSO: Not him.

_________________________________

I think this potato needs to
learn himself some manners.

_________________________________

Take him to the box.

_________________________________

Hey! Put me down, you moron!
Where are you taking me?
_________________________________

Bad baby! Bad baby!
_________________________________

Ken? What's going on?
_________________________________

Barbie! I told you to wait
in the Dream House.

_________________________________

What are you doing to my friends?
_________________________________
TWITCH: Get in there!

_________________________________

-Barbie, wait!

-Don't touch me.

_________________________________

-We're through!

-Barbie! I did...

_________________________________

-And give me my scarf back!

-Ow!

_________________________________
(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

Let go! No!

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(GASPS AND COUGHS)

_________________________________

(ECHOING) Help!

Can anyone hear me?

_________________________________

I want to go home.
_________________________________
(PANTING)

_________________________________

Lightyear! Explain our
overnight accommodations.

_________________________________

Sir, yes, sir!
Prisoners sleep in their cells.

_________________________________

Any prisoner caught outside their cell
spends the night in the box.

_________________________________

Roll call at dusk and dawn.
_________________________________

Any prisoner misses roll call,
spends the night in the box.
_________________________________

Prisoners do not speak
unless spoken to.

_________________________________

Any prisoner talks back,
spends the night...

_________________________________

In the box! We get it.

_________________________________

At ease, soldier. They're neutralized.

_________________________________

But remember, they'll say anything
to make you doubt yourself.

_________________________________

Don't worry, Commander.

_________________________________

Any doubt I had
got pounded out of me at the academy.

_________________________________
LOTSO: Listen up, folks.

_________________________________

We got a way of doin' things
here at Sunnyside.

_________________________________

If you start at the bottom,
pay your dues,
_________________________________

life here can be a dream come true!
_________________________________

But if you break our rules,
step outta line,
_________________________________

try to check out early,
well, you're just hurtin' yourselves.

_________________________________

(TOYS GASPING)
_________________________________

Woody! What did you do to him?
_________________________________

You all get a good night's rest.

_________________________________

You got a full day
of playtime tomorrow.

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)

_________________________________

There you go, little guy.

_________________________________

You came a long way
for a drink of water.

_________________________________

Just needed someone
to look after you, that's...

_________________________________

We have to go back.

_________________________________

(BOSUN'S WHISTLE SOUNDS)
_________________________________

-Auto, come down here.

-Aye, aye, sir.
_________________________________

WALL-E.

_________________________________

(WALL-E SIGHS)
_________________________________

WALL-E.

_________________________________

Auto, EVE found the plant.
Fire up the holo-detector.
_________________________________

Not necessary, Captain.
You may give it to me.

_________________________________

-You know what? I should do it myself.

-Captain.

_________________________________

Sir, I insist you give me the plant.
_________________________________

-Auto, get out of my way.

-We cannot go home.

_________________________________

-What are you talking about? Why not?

-That is classified, Captain.

_________________________________

-Give me the plant.

-What do you mean, "classified"?

_________________________________
You don't keep a secret
from the captain.

_________________________________

Give me the plant.

_________________________________

-Tell me what's classified.

-The plant.

_________________________________

Tell me, Auto! That's an order.

_________________________________

Aye, aye, sir.

_________________________________

(JINGLE PLAYING)
_________________________________

Buy N Large is your superstore
We got all you need

_________________________________
Just cut it off, will you?
_________________________________

(JINGLE WINDS TO A STOP)
_________________________________

(SIGHS) Hey, there, autopilots.
Got some bad news.
_________________________________

Um...
_________________________________

Operation Cleanup has,
_________________________________

well, failed.
_________________________________

Wouldn't you know,
rising toxicity levels have made life
_________________________________

unsustainable on Earth.

_________________________________
"Unsustainable"? What?
_________________________________

Darn it all, we're going to have
to cancel Operation Recolonize.
_________________________________

So,

_________________________________
(SIGHS IN EMBARRASSMENT)
_________________________________

just stay the course.
_________________________________

Um...
_________________________________

Rather than try and fix this problem,
_________________________________

it'll just be easier
for everyone to remain in space.
_________________________________

"Easier"?

_________________________________
-MAN: (WHISPERING) Mr. President?

-I think...

_________________________________
-Huh?

-Sir, time to go.

_________________________________
Okay. I'm giving
Override Directive A113.
_________________________________

Go to full autopilot.
_________________________________

Take control of everything,
and do not return to Earth.
_________________________________

Repeat, do not return to Earth.
_________________________________

(MUFFLED) Let's get
the heck out of here.
_________________________________

Now, the plant.

_________________________________

No. Wait a minute.

_________________________________

Computer, when was that message
sent out to the Axiom?
_________________________________

COMPUTER: Message received
in the year 2110.
_________________________________

That's... That's nearly 700 years ago!
_________________________________

(SCOFFS) Auto, things have changed!
We've got to go back.

_________________________________

Sir, orders are "do not return to Earth."
_________________________________

But life is sustainable now.

Look at this plant. Green and growing.

_________________________________

-It's living proof he was wrong.

-Irrelevant, Captain.

_________________________________

What? It's completely relevant!
Out there is our home.

_________________________________

Home, Auto.

_________________________________

And it's in trouble.
I can't just sit here and do nothing.

_________________________________

That's all I've ever done.

_________________________________

That's all anyone on this blasted ship
has ever done. Nothing!
_________________________________

On the Axiom you will survive.

_________________________________

-I don't want to survive. I want to live!

-Must follow my directive.

_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS IN FRUSTRATION)
_________________________________

I'm the captain of the Axiom.
_________________________________

We are going home today.

_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(ALARM BLARING)
_________________________________

(GO-4 BEEPS)
_________________________________

GO-4?
_________________________________

Hey! That's not...

_________________________________

This is mutiny! EVE, arrest him.

_________________________________

(WARBLING)
_________________________________

EVE, you are to put this plant
straight in the holo-detector.

_________________________________

No!
_________________________________

(EVE EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

(SERVOS WHIRRING)
_________________________________

EVE: Huh?
_________________________________

-EVE?

-BOTH: WALL-E!
_________________________________

EVE!
_________________________________

-Oh!

-WALL-E, the plant!

_________________________________
-WALL-E!

-CAPTAIN: Over here. Throw it.

_________________________________

EVE: Ahhh!
_________________________________

EVE!
_________________________________

(WALL-E SCREAMS)
_________________________________

AUTO: Give me the plant.

_________________________________

(WALL-E EXCLAIMS DEFIANTLY)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(BEEPING)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

EVE: WALL-E!
_________________________________

(EVE WHIMPERING)
_________________________________

(GO-4 WARBLING)
_________________________________

AUTO:
All communications are terminated.

_________________________________

You are confined to quarters.

_________________________________

No! Mutiny!
_________________________________

Mutiny!
_________________________________

(DOOR SLAMS)

_________________________________

_________________________________
Your Highness.
_________________________________
We need to talk.
_________________________________
(UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
-(DOOR THUDDING)
-(ALL SCREAM)
_________________________________
Jumping jellyfish!
_________________________________
Quick! This way!
_________________________________
(SWORDFISH GRUMBLING)
_________________________________
Hi.
_________________________________
(ALL SIGHING)
_________________________________
This is how you watch over
my daughter?
_________________________________
-Sire, I...
-I trusted you.
_________________________________
Sire.
_________________________________
Guards! Lock him away.
_________________________________
-What? No!
-Lock them all way!
_________________________________
-But, Your Majesty, please!
-Come on. Let's move it.
_________________________________
-I'm with the band.
-Sure you are, kid.
_________________________________
Marina, you will take over
Sebastian's duties immediately.
_________________________________
As you wish.
_________________________________
-Attina, take your sisters home.
-Yes, sir.
_________________________________
Father, you can't do this!
_________________________________
It's already done!
_________________________________
Aah!
_________________________________
-You are all confined to the palace.
-Yes, Father.
_________________________________
Why don't you just lock us in jail?
_________________________________
Ariel, you are confined to the palace
_________________________________
until you understand what you've done.
_________________________________
What did we do? Tell me, Daddy.
_________________________________
-Ariel, leave it alone.
-No.
_________________________________
We haven't done anything wrong.
All we did was listen to music.
_________________________________
-Which you know is forbidden!
-But why? Why can't we have music?
_________________________________
-This discussion is over.
-Just tell me!
_________________________________
I do not have to explain myself to you.
_________________________________
I don't understand. We love music.
_________________________________
I will not have music in my kingdom!
_________________________________
I may not remember much
about my mother,
_________________________________
but I know she wouldn't have
wanted this.
_________________________________
(SOBBING)
_________________________________
Attina?
_________________________________
You just don't know when to quit.
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
It's over, Ariel.
_________________________________
But we were finally happy.
_________________________________
Look around, Ariel.
_________________________________
No one's happy.
_________________________________
Yahoo!
_________________________________
-Who is that?
-I don't know, but she scares me.
_________________________________
Whee!
_________________________________
Don't touch me.
_________________________________
Benjamin, tear out those puny windows.
_________________________________
-Rip down those narrow walls.
-Oh, no.
_________________________________
This is just the beginning.
I want a balcony
_________________________________
so I can wave down
to the adoring crowds.
_________________________________
But high enough so they
can't see disdain on my face.
_________________________________
Can you taste it, Benjamin?
The sweet taste of power!
_________________________________
Filling, yet oddly minty!
_________________________________
Hello, world
_________________________________
It's Marina Del Rey
_________________________________
I'm the new attaché
_________________________________
But I want more
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
And I'm never going back
_________________________________
Did you get that, cowboy?
No, I'm never going back
_________________________________
Delivery for Miss Del Rey.
_________________________________
Make no mistake
I'm here to stay
_________________________________
Oh, okay
_________________________________
Meet the new
_________________________________
Marina Del Rey
_________________________________
She does seem happier. Oh!
_________________________________
-How long has she been in charge?
-We're going on seven minutes.

_________________________________

_________________________________
ESMERALDA: Quasi?

_________________________________

Quasimodo?

_________________________________

Esmeralda?

_________________________________

Esmeralda, you're all right!

I knew you'd come back!

_________________________________

You've done so much

for me already, my friend.

_________________________________

But I must ask your help one more time.

_________________________________

Yes, anything.

_________________________________

This is Phoebus.

He's wounded and a fugitive like me.

_________________________________

He can't go on much longer.

I knew he'd be safe here.

_________________________________

Please, can you hide him?

_________________________________

This way.

_________________________________

(SIGHING)

_________________________________

-Esmeralda.

-Shh.

_________________________________

You'll hide here

until you're strong enough to move.

_________________________________

Great. I could use a drink.

_________________________________

Ahhh!

_________________________________

Yes. Mmm.

_________________________________

Feels like a 1470 burgundy.

Not a good year.

_________________________________

That family owes you their lives.

_________________________________

You're either the single bravest soldier

I've ever seen or the craziest.

_________________________________

Ex-soldier, remember?

_________________________________

(GROANING)

_________________________________

Why is it, whenever we meet,

I end up bleeding?

_________________________________

-(SIGHING)

-You're lucky.

_________________________________

That arrow almost pierced your heart.

_________________________________

I'm not so sure it didn't.

_________________________________
QUASIMODO: (SINGING)

I knew I'd never know

_________________________________

That warm and loving glow

_________________________________

Though I might wish with all my might

_________________________________

No face as hideous as my face

_________________________________

Was ever meant for heaven's light

_________________________________

David, take Lilo.

_________________________________

This isn't what it looks like.

We were... It-it's just that...

_________________________________

I know you're trying, Nani,

_________________________________

but you need to think about

what's best for Lilo...

_________________________________

Even if it removes you from the picture.

_________________________________

I'll be back tomorrow morning for Lilo.

_________________________________

I'm sorry.

_________________________________

(MELANCHOLY MELODY PLAYS)

_________________________________

Nani? Is there something I can do?

_________________________________

No, David.

_________________________________

Uh, I need to take Lilo home now.

_________________________________

We have a lot to talk about, you know.

_________________________________

Thanks.

_________________________________

You know, I really believed

they had a chance.

_________________________________

Then you came along.

_________________________________

(GENTLE THEME PLAYS)

_________________________________

_________________________________

(HAPPY MUSIC PLAYING ON TV)
_________________________________
TOM HANKS: Are you tired

of the same old Grand Canyon?
_________________________________

Here we are, kids, the Grand Canyon.
_________________________________

It's so old and boring.
I want a new one. Now!

_________________________________

Hello. I'm Tom Hanks.
_________________________________

The U.S. government

has lost its credibility...
_________________________________

so it's borrowing some of mine.
_________________________________

-Tousle my hair, Mr. Hanks.

-Sure thing, son.
_________________________________

(HANKS LAUGHS)
_________________________________

Now, I'm pleased to tell you all

about the New Grand Canyon.
_________________________________

Coming this weekend. It's east of

Shelbyville and south of Capitol City.
_________________________________

That's where Springfield is!
_________________________________

It's nowhere near where

anything is or ever was.
_________________________________

This is Tom Hanks saying
_________________________________

if you're going to pick a government

to trust, why not this one?
_________________________________

Did you see that?
_________________________________

Yes, they're going to destroy Springfield.
_________________________________

But we're going to stop them.
_________________________________

Homie, get your clothes on. Homie?
_________________________________

I'm happy here. Screw Springfield.
_________________________________

(GASPING)
_________________________________

I can't believe you'd

say something so selfish.
_________________________________

Marge, those people chased us

with pitchforks and torches.
_________________________________

Torches! At 4:00 in the afternoon!
_________________________________

-It was 7:00 at night.

-It was during Access Hollywood.
_________________________________

-Which is on at 4:00 and 7:00.

-D'oh!
_________________________________

Dad, how can you turn your back

on everyone who loved us?
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Flanders helped
when we were in trouble.

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Who cares what Flanders did?

He's not your father.
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I wish he was.
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You don't mean that. You worship me.
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Oh, yeah?
Look what I did to your picture.

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-(GASPING)

-Look at it!
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Howdilly-doodilly. Howdilly-doodilly.
_________________________________

-Howdilly-doodilly.

-HOMER: Why, you little...
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(GRUNTING)
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-I'll strangle-angle you.

-BART: Diddily, diddily.
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Bart, stop it! Leave this to me.
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Homer...
_________________________________

in every marriage you
get one chance to say

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I need you to do this with me.
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That is the stupidest thing

I've ever heard.
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Homer Simpson!
_________________________________

We're saving Springfield!
_________________________________

Listen to me, all of you. We are staying.
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We have a great life in Alaska,
_________________________________

and we're never going back
to America again.

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I have spoken! Hmm!
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(WIND WHISTLING)

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That's it. He was our last hope.
_________________________________

We're doomed.
_________________________________

Yeah. All we got was a free yoga class.
_________________________________

(GRUNTING) On that subject...
_________________________________

could you help me, please?
_________________________________

My nose is dangerously
close to my butt.
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Uh, Sid, why do you have two tails?
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GRANNY: I'm in here, too.

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(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

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(BLEATING)

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(GASPS)

_________________________________

Frollo's coming. You must leave.

_________________________________

Quick, follow me.

Go down the south tower steps.

_________________________________

Be careful, my friend. Promise

you won't let anything happen to him.

_________________________________

-I promise.

-Thank you.

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Quick, we gotta stash the stuff.

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(QUASIMODO GRUNTING)

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(PANTING)

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Oh. Oh, Master,

I didn't think you'd be coming.

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I am never too busy to share

a meal with you, dear boy.

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I brought a little treat.

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(CLEARING THROAT)

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Oh!

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(DISHES CLATTERING)

_________________________________

Is there something troubling you,

Quasimodo.

_________________________________

-Oh. No!

-Oh, but there is.

_________________________________

I know there is.

_________________________________

I think you're hiding something.

_________________________________

Oh, no, Master. I... There's no...

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You're not eating, boy.

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Mmm.

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(MUFFLED) It's very good. Thank you.

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-(PHOEBUS GROANING)

-Mmm.

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(GROANING)

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(COUGHING LOUDLY)

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Seeds.

_________________________________

What's different in here?

_________________________________

Nothing. Sir.

_________________________________

Isn't this one new?

_________________________________

It's awfully good.

It looks very much like the gypsy girl.

_________________________________

I know you helped her escape!

_________________________________

And now all Paris is burning

because of you!

_________________________________

She was kind to me, Master.

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You idiot!

That wasn't kindness. It was cunning!

_________________________________

She's a gypsy!

Gypsies are not capable of real love!

_________________________________

Think, boy. Think of your mother.

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(PANTING)

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(CLEARING THROAT)

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But what chance could

a poor, misshapen child like you

_________________________________

have against her heathen treachery?

_________________________________

Well, never you mind, Quasimodo.

_________________________________

She'll be out of our lives soon enough.

_________________________________

I will free you from her evil spell.

_________________________________

She will torment you no longer.

_________________________________

What do you mean?

_________________________________

I know where her hideout is.

_________________________________

And tomorrow at dawn, I attack

_________________________________

with 1,000 men.

_________________________________

(PHOEBUS GROANS)

_________________________________

We have to find the court

of miracles before daybreak.

_________________________________

If Frollo gets there first...

Are you coming with me?

_________________________________

-I can't.

-I thought you were Esmeralda's friend.

_________________________________

Frollo is my master.

I can't disobey him again.

_________________________________

She stood up for you. You've got

a funny way of showing gratitude.

_________________________________

Well, I'm not going to sit by and

watch Frollo massacre innocent people.

_________________________________

You do what you think is right.

_________________________________

What? What am I supposed to do?

_________________________________

Go out there and rescue

the girl from the jaws of death,

_________________________________

and the whole town will cheer

like I'm some kind of a hero?

_________________________________

She already has her knight

in shining armor, and it's not me.

_________________________________

(SIGHING)

_________________________________

Frollo was right.

Frollo was right about everything.

_________________________________

I'm tired of trying to be

something that I'm not.

_________________________________

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(TIRES SCREECHING)
_________________________________

(VIDEO GAME MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________

(HOMER CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

Well, I guess I've let her

worry about me long enough.
_________________________________

-(WHISTLING)

-(TRUCK HORN BLOWS)
_________________________________

Marge? Kids?
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

(STATIC HISSING)
_________________________________
MARGE: Okay, here goes.

_________________________________

Homer...
_________________________________

I've always stood up for you.
_________________________________

When people point out your flaws,
_________________________________

I always say,
_________________________________

"Well, sometimes you have to stand
back to appreciate a work of art."

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Way back.
_________________________________

Lately, what's keeping us together
_________________________________

is my ability to overlook
everything you do.

_________________________________

And I overlook these things because...
_________________________________

Because?
_________________________________

Well, that's the thing.
_________________________________

I just don't know how to finish

that sentence anymore.
_________________________________

So I'm leaving with the kids

to help Springfield,
_________________________________

and we're never coming back.
_________________________________

And to prove to myself
that this is the end...

_________________________________

I taped this over our wedding video.
_________________________________

Goodbye, Homie.
_________________________________

(STATIC HISSES)
_________________________________

(WOMAN SINGING

ROMANTIC BALLAD)
_________________________________

I love you.
_________________________________

(SINGING CONTINUES)
_________________________________

-(SINGING CONTINUES)

-Marge? Kids?
_________________________________

(CRACKING)
_________________________________

(SINGING CONTINUES)
_________________________________

(SINGING FADES)
_________________________________

_________________________________

-(PEACHES CRYING)

-Hey, don't cry.
_________________________________

Look on the bright side.
_________________________________

We get to see our lives

flash before our eyes.
_________________________________

That means I get

to fall in love with you...
_________________________________

all over again.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Only you can make the end of

the world sound like a good thing.
_________________________________

We did a good job raising her.
_________________________________

She's stronger than we know.
_________________________________

Two days ago, I'd have given

anything to keep her with us.
_________________________________

Now I'd give anything

just to see her get married...
_________________________________

and leave home.
_________________________________

Play with her kids,

dance with her husband.
_________________________________

Yell at him when

he forgets their anniversary.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
ELLIE: It was a good one, wasn't it?

_________________________________

Our life? You, me, and Peaches.
_________________________________

The best.

_________________________________

_________________________________

-(RUSTLING)
-(GASPS)

_________________________________

-(STAMMERS) Héctor?

-Kid?
_________________________________

Oh, Héctor! You were right.

_________________________________

I should have gone back to my family.

_________________________________

They told me not to be like de la Cruz,

_________________________________

but I didn't listen.
_________________________________

I told them I didn't care

if they remembered me.

_________________________________

I didn't care if I was
on the stupid ofrenda.

_________________________________

Hey, chamaco.
It's okay. It's okay.

_________________________________

I told them I didn't care.

_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________

Héctor! Héctor?

_________________________________

She's forgetting me.

_________________________________

-Who?

-My daughter.

_________________________________

She's the reason you wanted

to cross the bridge.

_________________________________

I just wanted to see her again.

_________________________________

I never should have left Santa Cecilia.

_________________________________

I wish I could apologize.

_________________________________

I wish I could tell her
that her papá was trying to come home.

_________________________________

That he loved her so much.

_________________________________

My Coco...

_________________________________

Coco?

_________________________________

_________________________________

(CRICKETS CHIRPING)

_________________________________

(QUACKS)

_________________________________

(CHEEPING)

_________________________________

(QUACKING)

_________________________________

Lilo, honey...

_________________________________

We have to, uh...

_________________________________

Don't worry. You're nice,

and someone will give you a job.

_________________________________

I would.

_________________________________

(SIGHS)

_________________________________

Come here.

_________________________________

(HAMMOCK CREAKS)

_________________________________

Aloha Oe

_________________________________

E Ke Onaona Noho I Ka Lipo

_________________________________

One Fond Embrace, A Ho'i A'e Au

_________________________________

Until We Meet Again.

_________________________________

(WIND BLOWING)

_________________________________

(DREAMY TUNE PLAYING)

_________________________________

(WIND GUSTING)

_________________________________
LILO: That's us before...

_________________________________

It was rainy, and they went for a drive.

_________________________________

What happened to yours?

_________________________________

I hear you cry at night.

Do you dream about them?

_________________________________

I know that's why you wreck things

and push me.

_________________________________

Our family's little now

and we don't have many toys,

_________________________________

but if you want, you could be part of it.

_________________________________

You could be our baby

and we'd raise you to be good.

_________________________________

"'Ohana" means family.

_________________________________

"Family" means nobody gets left behind

_________________________________

but if you want to leave, you can.

_________________________________

I'll remember you, though.

_________________________________

I remember everyone that leaves.

_________________________________

(CRICKETS CHIRPING SOFTLY)

_________________________________

(SWEET, GENTLE MELODY PLAYING)

_________________________________

L... L...

_________________________________

Lost.

_________________________________

I'm lost.

_________________________________

(MELODY ENDS)

_________________________________

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