Disney NeverEnding Chronicles (January 2019) - Subtitles (en)

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December 2018
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(HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING)
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(MEN SHOUTING IN DISTANCE)
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Ten-hut!
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(SAXOPHONE PLAYING)
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Lisa, knock off that racket!
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(GASPS) Lisa!
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(PLAYING BLUESY TUNE)
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They captured my family.

What do I do? What do I do?
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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There's something strange

about that "sop" sign.
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(ENGINE ROARING)
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(SOFTLY CLINKS)
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-(GASPS) Did you hear something?

-Probably just a moth.
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I hope it's okay.
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(SCREAMING) Oh!

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(GRUNTS)
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Oh!
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D'oh!
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(GRUNTING)
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(GROANS)
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(GRUNTS)
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Look, look, look, look, look.
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We can't keep stopping at every

"sop," "yeld", or "one vay" sign.
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Just move on.
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(GRUNTING)
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Let us out! Let us out!
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Stop that. You'll scratch your shackles.
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I hope I do.
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(GRUNTING)
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(HISSING)
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LISA: Oh, way to go, Bart.

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You stink.
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No, you stink.
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(MOANING)
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(GRUNTS)
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LISA: Ow. (GROANS)
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January 2019
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(ALARM BUZZING)
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(GROANS)
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(GRUNTING)
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(JOINTS CRACKING)
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Hah!
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(GRUNTS)
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(SIGHS IN RELIEF)
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(WHIRRING)
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(LOCKS CLICKING)
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(GRUNTS IN FRUSTRATION)
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(CONSTRUCTION WORKERS
SHOUTING)
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(MACHINES CLANGING)
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MAN: Stevie, throw me a deuce!
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(SCOFFS) Quite a sight, huh, Ellie?
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Uh! Mail's here.

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(SCOFFS) Shady Oaks Retirement.
Oh, brother.

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Hmm...

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Hey! Morning, Mr. Fredricksen.
Need any help there?
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No. Yes!
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Tell your boss over there
that you boys are ruining our house.

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Well, just to let you know,
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my boss will be happy to take
this old place off your hands,
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and for double his last offer!
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What do you say to that?
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Uh, I take that as a "no," then?
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I believe I made my position
to your boss quite clear.

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You poured prune juice in his gas tank.

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Yeah, that was good.
Here, let me talk to him.

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(BULLHORN BEEPS)
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You in the suit.
Yes, you. Take a bath, hippie!

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I am not with him!
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This is serious!
He's out to get your house.

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CARL: Tell your boss
he can have our house.

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-Really?

-When I'm dead!

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I'll take that as a maybe.
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
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-(SCREECHING)

-(MUSIC STOPS)
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(SEAGULLS SQUAWKING)
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES)
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(GRUNTING)
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A-ha!
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(LAUGHING)
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(SINGING)
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(GRUNTING)
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(SWORD SWISHING)
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(PANTING)
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(GRUNTING)
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(GASPS)
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(SNIFFLES)
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Eh?
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"Booby Traps"? (GRUNTS)
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(LAUGHING)
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(GRUNTING)
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Ah...
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Oh, there you are, my lovely.
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(SINGING)
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Hmm! What's that?
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Take the book?
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I don't mind if I do.
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(GRUNTS)
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(LAUGHS) At last, it is mine.
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Finally, you are mine.
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All right. Let's do this. Bare knuckles.
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Bring it on, skinny. You don't scare me.
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(GRUNTS)
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(LAUGHS)
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(SCREAMING)
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You got any sevens?
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Go fish.
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-(SQUAWKING)

-(GROANING)
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Is that all you got?
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(LAUGHING)
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(EXCLAIMS)
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Ooh.
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(GRUNTS)
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(EXHALES)
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Hmm.
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Man, this is way overdue.
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(SNIFFLES)
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"Once upon a time, under the sea,
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"there was a little town

called Bikini Bottom.
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"In this town, there was a place
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"called The Krusty Krab,
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"where folks would come to eat a thing
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"called the Krabby Patty.
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"Every greasy spoon has a fry cook,

and the one who worked here
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"was named SpongeBob SquarePants."

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SEAGULLS: Who lives

in a pineapple under the sea?

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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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-Absorbent and yellow and porous is he

-Just hold it. Hold it.
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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If nautical nonsense

be something you wish
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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Then drop on the deck

and flop like a fish
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SpongeBob SquarePants!

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(GROANS) Stop!
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Huh?
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There's only one thing worse
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than talking birds, and that would be...
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Singing birds!
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Okay, I promise not to (SINGS) si-i-i-ng.
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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Take it from us.
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He really does hate singing birds.
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(SQUAWKS AND FARTS)
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Just keep weading.

Pwease, Mr. Piwate, sir.
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(GROANS)
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Come closer while I tell you the tale.
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-Okay, start reading.

-No. Not that close!
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Yeah. Hmm.
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All right, here we go.
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Now, SpongeBob loved his job
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-as a fry cook...

-(SINGING)
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...more than anything.
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And that is saying a lot
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because he loved everything!

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-He loved his pet snail, Gary.

-(MEOWS)
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He loved his best friend, Patrick.

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-(GRUNTS)

-(LAUGHING)
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He loved blowing bubbles
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-and jellyfishing.

-Whee!
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He loved making Krabby Patties

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for the folks of Bikini Bottom

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just as much as they loved eating them.

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Why, you may ask,

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do they love this

greasy little sandwich so much?

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Why did they eat them for breakfast...

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-(GRUNTS)

-...lunch,
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and dinner,
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despite their doctor's warnings?

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He'll be gone in a week.
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(SOBBING) Oh, Harold!
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BURGER BEARD: Oh. It was a secret.
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No one was sure what was
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in these patties

that made them so delicious.
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And, frankly, no one cared,
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-except for Plankton.

-Meh.
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Plankton owned a restaurant

right across the street

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from The Krusty Krab,

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where no one ate

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because the food was really bad.
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Now, is that really necessary?
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BURGER BEARD: Plankton

had made it his life's work

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to steal the recipe.

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(WHIMPERS)
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SpongeBob, please, let's talk about this!
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And SpongeBob was

always there to protect it.

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But today, things

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would be different.

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(PLANKTON GRUNTS)
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Good morning, SpongeBob!
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Morning, Patrick!
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You here for

your pre-lunch Krabby Patty?
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I'm getting two today.
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One for me and one for my friend.
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Oh. Have I met this friend?
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"You know me, SpongeBob."
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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(LAUGHING)
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Enjoy, Patrick's tummy.
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Thirteen,
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fourteen, fifteen...
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Hey, Mr. Krabs, I thought we got
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our tartar sauce delivery on Thursday.
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Tartar...
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Sauce?
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PLANKTON: Bull's-eye!
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(LAUGHING)
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Plankton!
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So it's a food fight he wants, eh?
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Welcome to Air Plankton.
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Please put your seat backs

and tray tables up
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as we're now approaching

our final destination.
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(AIR RAID SIREN BLARING)
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Okay, Patrick, load the potatoes!
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Mashed or scalloped, sir?
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No, Patrick. Raw.
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Sir, yes, sir!
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Locked and loaded!
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Don't worry, little formuler,

you'll be safe in this,
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uh, safe.
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Fire!
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Potatoes?
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He's closing in!
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I think we have a few minutes

before he gets here.
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(GASPS) He's right on top of us!
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Hey, it's raining fries!
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It's gonna take a lot more than

potatoes to bring this baby down.
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Or maybe not.
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(ALL GASPING)
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(ALL CHEERING)
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Whoo!
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Wait a minute,

Patrick, look! He's got a tank!
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(GRUNTING)
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Well, Krabs, you're certainly

in a pickle now!
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(LAUGHS EVILLY)
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-(BOTH GASPING)

-(BOTH SCREAMING)
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(GRUNTS)
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Hey, it's raining pickles!
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(LAUGHS)
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Now it's raining...
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Tanks.
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You're welcome!
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(GROANING)
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Finland.
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(BOTH SCREAMING)
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You orders, sir!
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I'll have two

Krabby Patties-extra ketchup,
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extra mustard, and hold the mayo.
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Wrong channel!
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Your orders, sir!
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Extra ketchup! Extra mustard!

Hold the mayo!
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Yes, sir!
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Extra ketchup! Extra mustard!
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(GRUNTS) Hold the mayo!
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Unleash the condiments!
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With relish.
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(YELLS)
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(MAKES FARTING NOISE)
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Excuse me.
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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(BOTH YELLING)
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Hello?
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Hello?
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-Guess y'all don't want my money.

-Money?
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Thank you! Come again!
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(PANTING)
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I can't hold the mayo any longer!
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(GRUNTS)
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Mayo? Well, it's going to

take a lot more than mayo to stop...
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(GROANING)
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Now what?
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(LAUGHING EVILLY)
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Oh!
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I just remembered,

I don't work for Mr. Krabs!
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SPONGEBOB: Robot! Robot!
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Robot! Giant robot!
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Robot! Robot!
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Mr. Krabs, Plankton's here

and he's got a giant robot!
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Quick, boy, bar the door!
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Got it!
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(LAUGHING)
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(GASPS)
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I'll take one secret formula...
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-(SCREAMS)

-...to go.
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(SCREAMING)
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(WHIMPERING)
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Oh, barnacles. I'm out of gas?
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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I'm not through yet.
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I've got something that will make

you hand over that formula.
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Something you can't resist.
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(GASPS) Money!
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Yes! Huh?
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That's... That's... That's impossible!
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Well, it was full of money just last week.
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And then

I bought that airplane and built that tank.
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KRABS: Sounds to me like
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someone's just a wee bit broke!
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Well, Krabs, I guess you've won.
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I've spent every penny I've ever made

trying to put you out of business.
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Except this one.

My last penny. (CRYING)
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Besides, what can I do

with one measly cent anyway?
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You could give it to me.

Just a suggestion.
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Here, take it.
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You've taken everything else. Why not?
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(SOBBING)
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Well, Plankton,

like a reheated Krabby Patty,
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you're been foiled again.
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(GROANS)
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I guess this means the secret formula

is safe forever, right, Mr. Krabs?
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It sure does, boy.
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Why don't you scurry along?
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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Thanks for coming! Have a nice day!
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ANNOUNCER ON TV: Order now,
you get the camera,
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you get the printer, 4x optical zoom,
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Schneider lens, photo printer, SD card.

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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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"Good afternoon. My name is Russell.

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"And I am a Wilderness Explorer
in Tribe 54, Sweat Lodge 12.

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"Are you in need
of any assistance today, sir?"

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No.

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-I could help you cross the street.
-No.

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-I could help you cross your yard.
-No.

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-I could help you cross your porch.

-No.

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Well, I gotta help you cross something.

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No. I'm doing fine.

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"Good afternoon. My name is Russell."
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(CARL STAMMERING)
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-Kid... Kid.
-And I an a Wilderness Explorer
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-"in Tribe 54, Sweat Lodge 12."
-I... Slow down. Kid!
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-"Are you in need of any assistance..."
-Thank you,
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-but I don't need any help!
-"...today, sir?"
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RUSSELL: Ow.

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Proceed.

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-"Good afternoon..."

-But skip to the end!
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See these? These are
my Wilderness Explorer badges.

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You may notice one is missing.

It's my Assisting the Elderly badge.

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If I get it, I will become
a Senior Wilderness Explorer.

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"The wilderness must be explored!"
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Kaw kaw, raaar!
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(HEARING AID SCREECHES)
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It's gonna be great!
There's a big ceremony,
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and all the dads come,
and they pin on our badges.

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So, you want to assist an old person?
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Yep! Then I'll be
a Senior Wilderness Explorer.

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-You ever heard of a snipe?
-Snipe?
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Bird. Beady eyes.

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Every night it sneaks in my yard
and gobbles my poor azaleas.

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I'm elderly and infirm. I can't catch it.

If only someone could help me.
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-Me, me! I'll do it!

-I don't know. It's awfully crafty.

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You'd have to clap your hands
three times to lure it in.

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I'll find them, Mr. Fredricksen!
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I think its burrow is two blocks down.
If you go past...

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Two blocks down. Got it! Snipe.

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Here, snipey, snipey.

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Bring it back here when you find it.

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RUSSELL: Snipe!
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STEVE: Okay, keep her coming.
Keep coming.

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And stop. Stop. Stop!
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Why... Hey! Hey, you!
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What do you...
What do you think you're doing?

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-I am so sorry, sir.

-Don't touch that!
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No, no, no.
Let me take care of that for you.

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-Get away from our mailbox!
-Hey. Sir, I...

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I don't want you to touch it!
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Ow!
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(GROANING)
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(BREATHING HEAVILY)
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MAN: Steve, you all right?
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(POLICE SIREN WAILS)
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EDITH: Sorry, Mr. Fredricksen.

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You don't seem like
a public menace to me. Take this.

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The guys from Shady Oaks will be by
to pick you up in the morning, okay?

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What do I do now, Ellie?
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(SOBBING)
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KRABS: He's been out there

crying for 20 minutes.
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Pathetic.
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I'm just going to

go out there and gloat a little.
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(LAUGHING)
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(GROANING)
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(BONE CRACKING)
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Cyclops to Laptop. Come in, Laptop.
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"Laptop." You do realize

that nickname is demanding?

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I have twice the processing

power of a lap top.

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(WHISPERING) Never mind.

Maintain radio silence.
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(GASPS)
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(LAUGHS)
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Finally!
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Huh?
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A pressure plate, eh, Krabs?
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Amateur hour.
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Hmm.
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Perfect!
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(GRUNTS)
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Not a bad likeness.
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Good enough to fool that idiot Krabs.
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Easy, easy.
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(BEEPING)
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(MOCKINGLY) Plankton's broke!

Ooh-ooh.
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SPONGEBOB: Look at Mr. Krabs go.
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I've never seen him

gloat this hard before.
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-(LAUGHS)

-(SOBBING)
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Hey, well, Plankton,
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me bunions are telling me

it's time to stop gloating.
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Huh? Looks like you're

falling apart at the seams.
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-Huh?

-Poor me.
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-Sob, sob.

-A robot?
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(GASPS) Plankton?
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Uh-oh.
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(BEEPING)
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-That ain't good.

-(ALARM BLARING)
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FEMALE COMPUTER VOICE:

Initiating lockdown sequence.

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Me formuler!
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(GASPS)
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Huh? Ow!
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-(ALL GASPING)

-(SHRIEKS)
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No, no, no! No!
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Squidward! Open up!

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Ha-ha, victory dance. Boo-ya.

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(PANTING) Give me that!
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Come on, SpongeBob, join me!
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And we'll be rich and powerful,
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until I eventually betray you.
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(STAMMERING)
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-Uh, join me!

-No! Never!
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I'm on Team Krabs for life!
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(GRUNTING)
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Plankton!
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(BOTH STRAINING)
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(SCREAMS)
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What? Where'd it go?
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PLANKTON: Wait a minute.

Molecular deconstruction?

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I proved that to be a

scientific impossibility seven times!

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SPONGEBOB: Wait a minute.

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I think I forget to empty

Gary's litter box today.

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(GASPS)
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Where's me formuler, Plankton?
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I... I don't know! It just disappeared!
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Why should I believe you, you lying liar?
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Normally, I'd agree with you, Mr. Krabs,
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but this time he's telling

the truth. It just vanished!
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It's true! (GASPS)
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(WHIMPERS)
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Mr. Krabs, I'm telling you he's innocent!
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What are you going to do, Krabs?
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Pour hot oil on me?
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Or put bamboo shoots under my nails?
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No. Knock, knock.
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Knock-knock jokes?

I can do this all day, Krabs.
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Knock, knock.
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Oh, boy. Who's there?
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Jimmy.
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Jimmy who?
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Jimmy back my formuler, Plankton!
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Well, that's stupid, but how is it torture?
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(CHUCKLES) You'll see.
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"Jimmy back my formula"?
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Hmm.
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Oh!
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I get it!
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(LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY)
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(SCREAMING)
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Oh, make it stop, Krabs! Make it stop!
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-(CONTINUES LAUGHING)

-(CONTINUES SCREAMING)
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Mr. Krabs? SpongeBob, zip it!
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(GROANS) Thank you, Squidward.
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The customers are getting restless!
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They're asking for
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refunds.
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(ECHOES) Refunds.
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(COUGHS) Refunds?
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CUSTOMERS: (CHANTING)

Refund! Refund!
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Listen up, boy. Get in there
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and make some customers

some Krabby Patties!
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All right, Plankton... Huh?
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(GASPS)
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(SCREAMING)
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SpongeBob! What's wrong, boy?
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(SCREAMING)
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We're out of Krabby Patties?
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How can we make more Krabby

Patties without the secret formula?
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You've got to have that

formuler memorized by now!
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But as you are aware, sir,
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the employee handbook

clearly states, and I quote,
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"No employee may, in part or in whole,
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"commit the Krabby Patty secret formula
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"to any recorded written or visual form,
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"including memories, dreams,

and/or needlepoint."
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(WAILING) Curse you, fine print!
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CUSTOMERS: (CHANTING)

Refund! Refund! Refund!
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Stop!
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(SQUIDWARD GROANS)
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I'm not your enemy!
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Plankton is your enemy!
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So is he an anemone or a plankton?
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(DRUM PLAYS RIMSHOT)
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Well, someone had to do it.
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(STAMMERS) But Mr. Krabs...
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-He took this from you!

-(CUSTOMERS GASPING)
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-Krabby Patty...

-I can almost taste it.
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Uh, Mr. Krabs,

Plankton didn't take the secret formula.
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Not now, SpongeBob!
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Hey! I ordered a double Krabby Patty!
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So join me! Help get the formuler back,
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and I'll give each

and every one of you a free Krabby Patty!
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(ALL CHEERING)
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Oh, no! Wait!
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Even better, a slight discount!
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(ALL SIGHING)
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-To the Chum Bucket!

-(CUSTOMERS CLAMORING)
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But he didn't do it.
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PLANKTON: I had it right

in my greedy little mitts,
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and then... Poof!
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And now it's gone. Gone forever.
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Oh, I was so close to

gaining the people's respect-slash-fear.
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Um, Plankton?
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Oh, when will my

frustration-slash-humiliation end?
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-Plankton?

-Not now, hon!
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I'm ranting-slash-raving.
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All right, what is it?
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Well, I was trying to tell you

there's an angry mob outside.

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-But now they're inside.
-(ALL GROWLING)
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Oh. (YELPS)
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-CROWD: Hmm?
-I just work here.

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We'd like to have a word with you!
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(ALL CLAMORING)
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(CHUCKLES) You all look very hungry.
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Can I get anybody a Chum Burger?
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KRABS: Enough with

the niceties, Plankton!
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This is the last time I'm going to ask you.
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Where is me formuler?
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I told you, Krabs, I don't have it.
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Wrong answer.
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-(WHIMPERING)
-SPONGEBOB: Stop!
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All right, Mr. Krabs, let me get in on this.
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(GROWLS)
_________________________________

What's going on around here?
_________________________________

You may want to

step back a little, Mr. Krabs.
_________________________________

This could get messy.
_________________________________

Let's hope so.
_________________________________

So you won't talk, eh, Plankton?
_________________________________

I didn't want to have to do this.
_________________________________

Plankton, here comes the pain.
_________________________________

Soap, in the eye, eh? Diabolical!
_________________________________

(INHALES DEEPLY)
_________________________________

No! Stop! Don't!
_________________________________

Wait. That didn't look painful.
_________________________________

Mr. Krabs, you may not

understand what I'm about to do today,
_________________________________

but somebody we'll look back

and have a good laugh.
_________________________________

Wait a minute.
_________________________________

Hey, they're getting away!
_________________________________

Sorry, Mr. Krabs!
_________________________________

So, you've been running

a long con on me, eh?
_________________________________

All these years you've been

working for Plankton!
_________________________________

They're in cahoots!
_________________________________

Yeah, I guess that's

a short way of saying it.
_________________________________

Stop that bubble!
_________________________________

(ALL SHOUTING)
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

(BOTH GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

Please tell me there's

something soft below me.
_________________________________

BOTH: Mmm, nope.
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

KRABS: SpongeBob!
_________________________________

Oh. You were like

an underpaid son to me.
_________________________________

I would've expected Squidward

to stab me in the back.
_________________________________

(SNORING) Huh? What? Huh?
_________________________________

But SpongeBob?
_________________________________

Me most trusted employee?

Working with me sworn enemy?
_________________________________

You know what this means,

Mr. Squidward.
_________________________________

We get the rest of the day off?
_________________________________

No!
_________________________________

This be but a harbinger

of what I fear lies ahead.
_________________________________

For you. For me.
_________________________________

For all of Bikini Bottom!
_________________________________

The Krabby Patty

is what ties us all together!
_________________________________

Without it, there will be

a complete breakdown of social order.
_________________________________

A war of all against all!
_________________________________

Dark times are ahead.
_________________________________

Dark times indeed!
_________________________________

Seriously?
_________________________________

Aren't you overreacting a bit?
_________________________________

ALL: Huh?
_________________________________

Welcome to the apocalypse,

Mr. Squidward.
_________________________________

-I hope you like leather.

-(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________

SQUIDWARD: I prefer suede.

_________________________________

BURGER BEARD: And so

Bikini Bottom became
_________________________________

an apocalyptic cesspool forevermore.
_________________________________

The end.
_________________________________

-(GRUNTS)

-(BONE CRACKS)
_________________________________

Wait a minute. That's a terrible ending.
_________________________________

-Oh, this is bad. Really bad.

-What? What?
_________________________________

SpongeBob's in trouble

and the story's over?
_________________________________

-Ouch. Ouch. Ouch.

-(BELL TOLLING)
_________________________________

SEAGULL 1: Hey, call a therapist!
_________________________________

SEAGULL 2: I have anxiety!
_________________________________

(SEAGULL 3 SOBBING)
_________________________________

There is no way that

that's the end of this story.
_________________________________

(SCOFFS)
_________________________________

Of course it is. I'll show you.
_________________________________

Just turn around.
_________________________________

Oh, all right.
_________________________________

-(GROANS) Hey!

-(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

I need that to fly, you jerk.
_________________________________

"The
_________________________________

"End"!
_________________________________

SEAGULL 4: That's not the end!
_________________________________

(GRUNTS) Of course it is!
_________________________________

-Unhand that book!

-You let go of that!
_________________________________

Let go, you numbskull!
_________________________________

-(SCREAMING)

-(CRASHING)
_________________________________

You better keep reading, Mr. Pirate,
_________________________________

or else!
_________________________________

I know I shouldn't be

littering, but that ending was rubbish!
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Rubbish! (LAUGHS)
_________________________________

(PEOPLE CLAMORING)
_________________________________

(RUMBLING)
_________________________________

Good morning, Squidward.

I'll have the usual.
_________________________________

(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________

With cheese.
_________________________________

We're out of Krabby Patties right now!
_________________________________

No Krabby Patties?
_________________________________

No!
_________________________________

Look what's become of Bikini Bottom.
_________________________________

We've really gotta get that formula back.
_________________________________

Hmm. Get the secret formula, you say?
_________________________________

Excuse me, I need a moment.
_________________________________

With that formula, I could rule the world!
_________________________________

(LAUGHING EVILLY)
_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________

You know I can hear you, right?
_________________________________

Well, what do we do now?
_________________________________

Now we work together.

You know, teamwork.
_________________________________

What's, uh, "tee-am work"?
_________________________________

No, Plankton, teamwork.
_________________________________

Tee-am work.
_________________________________

-Teamwork.

-Tie-'em work.
_________________________________

-Teamwork.

-Tie 'em up!
_________________________________

-Say "team," like a sports...

-Team.
_________________________________

-Team. Now say "work."

-Work.
_________________________________

Put them together. What do you got?
_________________________________

Time bomb work.
_________________________________

Getting better!
_________________________________

Now, Bikini Bottom Action News!

_________________________________
-(PATRICK GROANING)

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

Oh, hey, Patrick!
_________________________________

Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty,

Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty!
_________________________________

(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty,

Krabby... (WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

Krabby Patty, Krabby... (WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

Krabby Patty... (WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

Krabby... (WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

Krabby! (SOBBING)
_________________________________

Come on, tummy,
_________________________________

it's gonna be a long day.
_________________________________

NEWS ANCHOR: We interrupt

your regular program

_________________________________
for an important news bulletin.

_________________________________
Perch Perkins reporting live
_________________________________

from downtown Bikini (YELPS) Bottom.
_________________________________

Complete chaos here today

as our town attempts to deal with
_________________________________

a sudden and complete shortage

of Krabby Patties. Whoa!
_________________________________

Events here have

this reporter wondering,
_________________________________

what is the secret ingredient in Krabby

Patties anyway? (SCREAMING)
_________________________________

It's love! The secret ingredient is love!
_________________________________

(GASPS) No more Krabby Patties?
_________________________________

If I'd have known that,
_________________________________

I'd have chewed it slower. Huh?
_________________________________

What the corndog is that?
_________________________________

(PEOPLE CLAMORING)
_________________________________

Come on, Plankton, it's easy!
_________________________________

It means, I help you, you help me,
_________________________________

and when we accomplish our goal,
_________________________________

then we do hands in the middle.
_________________________________

Hands in the middle?

No, no. Sounds idiotic.
_________________________________

Beside, the two of us

are no match for that cranky mob!
_________________________________

(STRAINING)
_________________________________

We could probably use a few more
_________________________________

tee-am works.
_________________________________

That's exactly what I was thinking!
_________________________________

Wait, what are you doing?
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(BOTH GRUNTING)
_________________________________

PATRICK: I need Krabby Patties!
_________________________________

-(GROANING)

-Patrick, what are you doing?
_________________________________

Krabby Patties!
_________________________________

Vandalizing stuff.
_________________________________

Isn't that your house?
_________________________________

Hey, what's with all the questions?
_________________________________

Who are you guys?
_________________________________

It's me, your best friend! SpongeBob?
_________________________________

Oh, yeah? Well, if you're SpongeBob,
_________________________________

then what's the secret password?
_________________________________

BOTH: Uh...
_________________________________

Correct! It is you!
_________________________________

-SpongeBob!

-Whoa.
_________________________________

-SpongeBob.

-Patrick!
_________________________________

-SpongeBob!

(GROANING)
_________________________________

Why aren't you at The Krusty

Krab making Krabby Patties?
_________________________________

-(PLANKTON GRUNTS)

-Well, I'd love to, but the formula's gone.
_________________________________

Yeah, Mr. Krabs says

you and Plankton took it.
_________________________________

No, that's not what happened.
_________________________________

It just disappeared.
_________________________________

We're putting a team together to find it.
_________________________________

A team?
_________________________________

Oh! Oh! Pick me! Pick me! Pick me!
_________________________________

Okay, Patrick, you're in.
_________________________________

PLANKTON: I don't know, SpongeBob.
_________________________________

What exactly does this clown

bring to the tee-am?
_________________________________

He brings loyalty, Plankton.
_________________________________

Loyalty. Isn't that right, Patrick?
_________________________________

Yeah, yeah, loyalty.
_________________________________

I've got SpongeBob!
_________________________________

He's over here!
_________________________________

(IMITATES ALARM)
_________________________________

-Let's go get him!

-(ALL SHOUTING)
_________________________________

Come on, SpongeBob,

let's get out of here!
_________________________________

Patrick!
_________________________________

-(GROANS)

-(CONTINUES IMITATING ALARM)
_________________________________

Patrick, why are you doing this?
_________________________________

Because I need
_________________________________

Krabby Patties!
_________________________________

Hurry up! I'm hungry!
_________________________________

-Over here!

-(PANTING)
_________________________________

(CONTINUES IMITATING ALARM)
_________________________________

Guys, am I still on the team?
_________________________________

Hey, what are you looking at?
_________________________________

(PEOPLE CLAMORING)
_________________________________

(SPONGEBOB PANTING)
_________________________________

Sandy!
_________________________________

Sandy!
_________________________________

Sandy?
_________________________________

Sandy, are you home?
_________________________________

Gee, Plankton, I wonder where she is.
_________________________________

What is all this stuff?
_________________________________

Sandy?
_________________________________

-(SCREAMS)

-Don't touch that!
_________________________________

Incoherent muttering. (MUTTERING)
_________________________________

Sandy? Are you okay?
_________________________________

(SHOUTING) Okay?
_________________________________

Have you looked outside?

Does that seem "okay" to you?
_________________________________

I'm trying to figure out

what happened to society.
_________________________________

If we don't fix it soon,
_________________________________

there won't be anything left to fix!
_________________________________

Sandy?
_________________________________

The lack of Krabby Patties

has driven her mad.
_________________________________

And I think I figgered it out.
_________________________________

Look.
_________________________________

When this came down from above,
_________________________________

I knew it could only mean one thing.
_________________________________

And that would be?
_________________________________

It means it's the end!
_________________________________

The sandwich gods are angry with us!
_________________________________

BOTH: Sandwich gods?
_________________________________

I just don't know

how we're going to appease them!
_________________________________

(MUTTERING)
_________________________________

PLANKTON: You got any other friends

who aren't dim bulbs or nut jobs?
_________________________________

Well, I have one friend

who's loyal to the very end.
_________________________________

(PEOPLE SHOUTING)
_________________________________

Gary, I'm home.
_________________________________

Gare-bear?
_________________________________

Gary?
_________________________________

Gary?
_________________________________

-Ugh.

-Huh?
_________________________________

Revolting!
_________________________________

But it means Gary is close by!
_________________________________

Gary, I'm back!
_________________________________

Whoa.
_________________________________

Oh, hey, Gary, Plankton and I need you

to help us find the Krabby Patty formula
_________________________________

-and fix Bikini Bottom.

-(MEOWING)
_________________________________

What do you mean, you don't

have to do as I say anymore?
_________________________________

-(MEOWING)

-What do you mean, "King of Snails"?
_________________________________

Gary The Snail, you get down here right

now and join this team!
_________________________________

(MEOWING)
_________________________________

What do you mean, "Seize them"?
_________________________________

(ROARING)
_________________________________

(BOTH SCREAMING)
_________________________________

-Why are you running?

-(PANTING)
_________________________________

Because they're right on our tail.
_________________________________

Oh, right, snails.
_________________________________

Well, so much for your tee-am.
_________________________________

Putting together a team is a lot

harder than I thought it would be!
_________________________________

-(PEOPLE CLAMORING)
-KRABS: This way!
_________________________________

We better get out of here

until things cool off.
_________________________________

(GLASS SHATTERING)
_________________________________

SPONGEBOB: Everything we know

and love has been destroyed.
_________________________________

Oh, yeah, looks like

they're gonna have to
_________________________________

change the name

of Bikini Bottom to Dirty Bottom.
_________________________________

(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

Right, SpongeBob?
_________________________________

That's kind of gross, Plankton.
_________________________________

Yeah. Yeah, too soon, huh?
_________________________________

This feels like it really is the end.
_________________________________

Don't worry, SpongeBob,
_________________________________

we'll find the secret formula and

everything will go back to the way it was,
_________________________________

you know, all happy and junk.
_________________________________

Now let's try and get some sleep.
_________________________________

-(DISTANT CHATTER)

-(GLASS SHATTERING)
_________________________________

Yeah, I guess you're right.
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(SHIVERS)
_________________________________

Here you are. Feel comfy?
_________________________________

You know, Plankton,
_________________________________

I think you might know a little bit more
_________________________________

about teamwork than you let on.
_________________________________

Good night, SpongeBob.
_________________________________

Good night, Plankton.
_________________________________

(SNORING)
_________________________________

(LAUGHS EVILLY)
_________________________________

"Good night," indeed.
_________________________________

That's right, SpongeBob, sleep.
_________________________________

You're hiding that formula

in there somewhere.
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Well, here goes nothing.
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

What is this place?
_________________________________

-(LAUGHING)

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

(LAUGHS) Fudge fight!
_________________________________

-Oh, it's all over me!

-(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Ew! It's so sweet in here!
_________________________________

I think my eyeball is getting a toothache!
_________________________________

FEMALE VOICES: Hello, Plankton.
_________________________________

Come and play with us.
_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-Hurry
_________________________________

before we melt.
_________________________________

-(WHIMPERS)

-(BOTH GIGGLING)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

(BICYCLE BELL RINGING)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Whoa...
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(PURRING)
_________________________________

-(MEOWS)

-(PLANKTON GROANS)
_________________________________

So much sweetness.
_________________________________

I think I'm going to be sick! (GAGS)
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

Daddy!
_________________________________

(PLANKTON SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Uh, Plankton? Oh, Plankton!
_________________________________

I just had

the craziest dream! And you were in it!
_________________________________

I'm sure it was nothing.
_________________________________

Now go back to sleep.
_________________________________

Were you in my brain?
_________________________________

What? No! That's crazy talk!
_________________________________

Then why is there

cotton candy on your antenna?
_________________________________

Because, uh, because, uh...
_________________________________

Okay, fine, I was in your brain.
_________________________________

(GASPS) What were you doing in there?
_________________________________

What do you think I was doing?
_________________________________

Looking for the secret formula.
_________________________________

-What?

-Don't act so innocent.
_________________________________

You knew what I was up to.
_________________________________

That's why you're pretending

not to know the formula.
_________________________________

I'm not pretending!
_________________________________

I can't believe you thought I was lying.
_________________________________

Hey, don't take it personally.
_________________________________

I just assume everyone is lying.
_________________________________

That is a horrible way
_________________________________

-to live your life.

-Whatever.
_________________________________

It is! And if we're going

to be on the same team...
_________________________________

Maybe I don't want to be
_________________________________

on the tee-am! You think of that?
_________________________________

But, Plankton, everything's better
_________________________________

-when you're part of a team.

-(PLAYING TUNE)
_________________________________

You're not going

to start singing, are you?
_________________________________

-(SINGING) Teamwork!

-Oh, brother.
_________________________________

We can do anything

when we have teamwork

_________________________________
Don't you think so, my friend?

_________________________________
No, tee-am work

_________________________________
Is getting in the way

of my schee-am work

_________________________________
What don't you comprehend?

_________________________________
But working together is the key

_________________________________
Nothing's impossible

when it's you and me

_________________________________
I'm doing just fine on my own

_________________________________
Work is no fun when you do it alone

_________________________________
If I want it done right, I'll do it by myself

_________________________________
But what if you need

something on a higher shelf?

_________________________________
But I'm the target

_________________________________
Of a very scary,

crazy post-apocalyptic mob!

_________________________________
Well, that's exactly

why you need a partner

_________________________________
Helping you with this important job

_________________________________
I'll be the hammer, you'll be the nail

_________________________________
I'll be the boat and you'll be the sail

_________________________________
I'm the flower, you're the aroma

_________________________________
Right now I wish I was in a coma

_________________________________
Come on.
_________________________________

I'm here for you and you're here for me
_________________________________

It's better when you plus me equals we
_________________________________

Working together in harmony
_________________________________

Side by side, we can reach our dreams
_________________________________

'Cause nothing's impossible
_________________________________

When we're a team!

_________________________________
All right, you can put me down.
_________________________________

Well... (SIGHS)
_________________________________

That's one minute of my life

I'll never get back.
_________________________________

Not without a time machine.
_________________________________

Wait a minute. Hold that thought.
_________________________________

-Now back up.

-(SPEAKING BACKWARDS)
_________________________________

(REWINDING)
_________________________________

Slow down.
_________________________________

(SLOWLY) Not without a time machine.
_________________________________

Hmm.
_________________________________

Yes!
_________________________________

-SpongeBob, you're a genius!

-I am?
_________________________________

If we build a time machine,
_________________________________

we can go back to before

the formula disappeared.
_________________________________

Before society broke down.

Before we became the hunted!
_________________________________

That sounds great, Plankton,
_________________________________

but how do we build a time machine?
_________________________________

Well, first we'll need

a computer powerful enough
_________________________________

to calculate the intricacies of time travel.
_________________________________

Where would we get one of those?
_________________________________

Hmm.
_________________________________

PLANKTON: There she is.

My computer wife.
_________________________________

They're got her tied up in the back room.
_________________________________

I've never seen this many

people at The Chum Bucket.
_________________________________

I've never seen anyone there.
_________________________________

Now was that really necessary?
_________________________________

Cause the food's really bad.
_________________________________

-Oh, come on! Really?

-Shh!
_________________________________

How are we gonna

sneak past those guards?
_________________________________

Hmm.
_________________________________

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
_________________________________

Well, what do we have here?
_________________________________

(ALL GRUNTING)
_________________________________

We better hurry.

Those guys really hate tires.
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

We'll never get in. The door's locked.
_________________________________

(GRUNTS) Hmm.
_________________________________

Wait. The window is open.
_________________________________

Come on, Plankton,
_________________________________

it's time for some teamwork.

Give me a boost.
_________________________________

Okay. Wait a minute, no!
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Just a little higher, Plankton.
_________________________________

Plankton?
_________________________________

Why don't you boost me up instead?
_________________________________

Oh, yeah, good thinking.
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

(WHISPERING)

Come on, SpongeBob, come on!
_________________________________

We're in!
_________________________________

Shh!
_________________________________

There's a guard over there.
_________________________________

Let's take the key from around his neck.
_________________________________

We're gonna have to be very quiet.
_________________________________

Let's walk on the tips of our toes.
_________________________________

-(PATRICK SNORING)

-(FOOTSTEPS CLINKING)
_________________________________

(YAWNING)
_________________________________

(CLINKING CONTINUES)
_________________________________

Will you stop playing that tiny piano?
_________________________________

(WHISPERING)

You're gonna get us caught.
_________________________________

-Sorry.

-(SNORING)
_________________________________

Now just reach over and grab it.
_________________________________

-(CREAKING)

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

Halt! Who goes there?
_________________________________

(SNORING)
_________________________________

-Stop! Pull it over his head!

-Oh.
_________________________________

Stop, stop, stop!
_________________________________

Let me get up there.
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

-(GRUNTS)

-(TEETH CHATTERING)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Help me.
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(PATRICK GRUNTS)
_________________________________

What? (GASPS)
_________________________________

No!
_________________________________

Plankton, help! (GRUNTS)
_________________________________

I'll rock him, you tell him a bedtime story.
_________________________________

(STAMMERS) Once upon a time
_________________________________

there was a big fat

pink idiot who went to sleep. The end!
_________________________________

Nice try,

but it's gonna take more than that to...
_________________________________

(SNORING)
_________________________________

I told you, I don't have

the formula, you monsters!

_________________________________
-Hey, baby, how are you?

-Plankton!
_________________________________

My hero! You must need something,

_________________________________
otherwise you wouldn't have come back.

_________________________________
Plankton has a plan

to save Bikini Bottom.
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

It doesn't matter, Plankton.

Krabs knows all your plans.

_________________________________
He's been through my hard drive

_________________________________
looking for the secret formula.

_________________________________
Eh, I never had it.

But we're going to get it.
_________________________________

We're gonna go back in time
_________________________________

to steal the formula

before it disappeared.
_________________________________

Time travel!
_________________________________

Where are you gonna find

a computer that can do that?

_________________________________
Wait a minute!

_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

I've never carried a head before.
_________________________________

PLANKTON: You'll get used to it.
_________________________________

It's still warm. (GASPS)
_________________________________

So you won't talk, huh?
_________________________________

-Let some air out of him.

-(HISSING)
_________________________________

SPONGEBOB: Is this where

we're gonna build our time machine?
_________________________________

PLANKTON: Sure.

It's got everything we need.
_________________________________

A photo booth.
_________________________________

-A cuckoo clock.

-(CUCKOOS)
_________________________________

Some day-old chips.
_________________________________

Now all we have to do is build it.
_________________________________

(PLAYS TUNE)
_________________________________

Oh, no, you don't! (GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Hey, my pitch pipe!
_________________________________

Uh, I need it. For the time machine.
_________________________________

-Oh. Okay.

-(SHATTERING)
_________________________________

(TOILET FLUSHES)
_________________________________

Installed!
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Mmm.
_________________________________

I did it!
_________________________________

No, we did it!
_________________________________

Wait. We did it.
_________________________________

As a tee-am.
_________________________________

-A team.

-Whatever.
_________________________________

BOTH: (SINGING)

Working together in harmony

_________________________________
Side by side, we can reach our dreams

_________________________________
'Cause nothing's impossible

When we're a team

_________________________________
Okay, now for the brains!
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Okay, Plankton, this is it.

_________________________________
It's gonna take all my processors

_________________________________
and energy to power this time machine.

_________________________________
So if you have anything

you wanna tell me,

_________________________________
you better tell me now.

_________________________________
Well, Karen...
_________________________________

I know I've taken you for granted
_________________________________

all these years, and
_________________________________

I, I just wanted to say,
_________________________________

I'm glad you're on my tee-am.
_________________________________

Oh, Sheldon,

_________________________________
that's the sweetest thing you've ever...

_________________________________
(CRYING)
_________________________________

Plankton, are you crying?
_________________________________

No, no, no!
_________________________________

It's just one of the hazards

of having a giant eyeball.
_________________________________

There's always stuff getting in there.
_________________________________

Anyway, (CLEARS THROAT)

where were we?
_________________________________

Say "cheese."
_________________________________

Cheese!
_________________________________

(MACHINE BEEPING)
_________________________________

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

_________________________________

_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

Morning, gentlemen.

_________________________________

Good morning, Mr. Fredricksen.
You ready to go?

_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Ready as I'll ever be.

_________________________________

Would you do me a favor
and take this?
_________________________________

I'll meet you at the van in just a minute.

_________________________________

I wanna say one last goodbye
to the old place.

_________________________________

Sure. Take all the time you need, sir.

_________________________________

That's typical. He's probably
going to the bathroom for the 80th time.

_________________________________

(SCOFFS) You think he'd take better
care of his house.

_________________________________

(BOTH SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(CAR ALARM WAILING)
_________________________________

(CARL LAUGHING)
_________________________________

So long, boys! I'll send you a postcard
from Paradise Falls!
_________________________________

Heh!
_________________________________

We're on our way, Ellie.

_________________________________

(MUSICAL TWANGING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

_________________________________

(BOLT WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

MAN: Whoa!
_________________________________

Okay! Hey! Hey!
_________________________________

(BARKING)
_________________________________

Okay, Bolty. Okay. Stay cool.
You're cool, Bolty.

_________________________________

(WOMAN EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

MAN: Oh!
_________________________________

The Green-Eyed Man.

_________________________________

BOLT: Hmm.

_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

(SNIFFING)
_________________________________

(BARKING)
_________________________________

Penny! Penny!
_________________________________

(PEOPLE EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

BOLT: Ow!
_________________________________

(SHUDDERS)
_________________________________

Penny!
_________________________________

Target acquired.

_________________________________

It ends here.

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Penny!
_________________________________

Penny? They moved her.

_________________________________

(BARKING)
_________________________________

(MEN EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

There's no time
for formalities, brothers.

_________________________________

My person's in danger, and I...

_________________________________

(SNIFFING)
_________________________________

-Whoa! What are you doing?

-Oh! I'm sorry.

_________________________________

You wanna sniff mine first?
_________________________________

What?
_________________________________

(SNIFFS) Not from around here,
are you?
_________________________________

Hey, stop it! This is serious!
_________________________________

Hey there. Are you lost, sweetie?
_________________________________

Hey! Wait!
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

Why can't I bend these stupid bars?
_________________________________

VINNIE: Oh, buddy.

_________________________________

You got your head stuck pretty good,
huh, guy?
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING) Hey, guys, come here.

_________________________________

Check this out.
He's got his melon stuck.

_________________________________

Yup, that is one stuck melon.

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

VINNIE: Hey, hey, buddy. Take it easy.
Slow down.

_________________________________

I will not take it easy, pheasant.
I'm missing my person.

_________________________________

Hey, buddy, relax. Like this.

Turn and pull. Turn and pull.

_________________________________

Forget about it. You'll be out, no time.

_________________________________

What are these things?

They've weakened me.

_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

-Those are Styrofoam packing peanuts.

-Styrofoam?
_________________________________

This has the Green-Eyed Man
written all over it.

_________________________________

Have you seen the man
with the green eye?
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) You know,
I gotta say something,
_________________________________

if I could say something here.

_________________________________

You look familiar.

Joey, look at this guy's mug.

_________________________________

Yeah. You know, I could've sworn
I've seen this guy before.

_________________________________

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

_________________________________

-I gotta tell you, I never forget a face.

-He never does.

_________________________________

-Oh, yeah, yeah.

-Never.

_________________________________

Yeah, he's real good
with the faces and such.

_________________________________

Listen, listen!
_________________________________

The man with the green eye,
tell me what you know, birds.

_________________________________

-I know this dog.

-Yeah, yeah, me, too.

_________________________________

I gotta remember. It's gonna kill me.
Hold on.

_________________________________

No, I don't know. I thought I knew.

_________________________________

Hey, you ever hang out down on
14th Street with a stray named Kelvin?

_________________________________
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

_________________________________

-Kelvin, the Labradoodle.

-What?
_________________________________

You gotta give me something here,
'cause this is ridonculous.

_________________________________

Absolutely ridonculous.

_________________________________

Capisce, ridonculous.
You know what that means?

_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________

You pigeons are useless.

_________________________________

I need someone on the inside,
someone close to the Green-Eyed Man.

_________________________________

A cat.

_________________________________

Ooh. A cat?
_________________________________

Yeah, a cat.

_________________________________

And when I find him, when I find him,
_________________________________

I'm gonna make that cat
wish he were never born.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

I think we know just the cat.

_________________________________

(PURRING)
_________________________________

Right on time, Saul. Come on in.

_________________________________

Okay, Saul, nice work.

_________________________________

Let's find some mustard next time.
Okay, babe?
_________________________________

Yes, Mittens. Thank you, Mittens.

_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

Is that an everything bagel, Ted?

Attaboy.

_________________________________

Good day, Mittens.

_________________________________

Louie?
_________________________________

What is this?
_________________________________

(STUTTERING) It was a slow week.

That's half of what I got.

_________________________________

(STOMACH RUMBLING)
_________________________________

You hear this, Louie? I'm starving here.

_________________________________

And when the old stomach
starts talking,
_________________________________

it ain't talking to me.

It's talking to the claws.

_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS) Not the claws! Please.

_________________________________

I'm holding these bad boys back,
best I can,
_________________________________

but, thing is, it's not up to me.

_________________________________

The stomach's got a direct line
to these babies
_________________________________

and I'm picking up a lot of chatter.

_________________________________

So, I'll talk to the claws,
_________________________________

but in exchange,
next week all your food comes to me.

_________________________________

But that's not our deal.

_________________________________

I bring you half, you give me protection.
That's our deal.

_________________________________

Yeah, well, the deal just expired.

Now get lost.
_________________________________

Mark my words, Mittens.

_________________________________

One day
someone's gonna stand up to you.
_________________________________

Someone's gonna teach you a lesson.

_________________________________

Yeah. I'm really scared now.

_________________________________

(YELPS)
_________________________________

You should be!
_________________________________

(SCREAMING) Okay! Yeah!
_________________________________

Where is she?
_________________________________

Uh...

_________________________________

-Who?

-You know why I'm here.

_________________________________

-Where is she?

-Okay, okay.

_________________________________

Look, buddy, I don't know
what you're getting at, but...

_________________________________

(BOBBY LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Come on, Mittens.

Just tell the guy where she is.

_________________________________

Tell the dog, make him happy.

_________________________________

Yeah, yeah, come on, Mittens.
Tell him!
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
_________________________________

Joey, Vinnie, Bobby, my boys!
_________________________________

Would you tell the crazy canine
that he's got the wrong cat?
_________________________________

-You got her, pal.

-That's her.

_________________________________

-She's the one.

-That is definitely the right cat.

_________________________________

(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
_________________________________

Looks like we're gonna do this
the hard way.
_________________________________

(SCREAMING) Whoa!
_________________________________

Hey, you're crazy, man!
_________________________________

Hey, Joey. Did we go too far in this?
_________________________________

You kidding?
This is the best day of my life.

_________________________________

You work for the men in black,
_________________________________

who work for the man
with the green eye.

_________________________________

-They've taken Penny. Where is she?

-I don't know what you're talking about.

_________________________________

This is becoming tiresome, cat.

In fact, I feel a yawn coming on.

_________________________________

Okay! Okay! Okay!
Okay, I'll talk! I'll talk!
_________________________________

I know where Penny is. Yeah.
They have her. Yes!
_________________________________

The men in black and the guy,
the guy with the blue eyes!
_________________________________

Blue eyes?
_________________________________

Um... Oh!
_________________________________

Green! Yes, green! The one green eye!
_________________________________

You just can't stop lying, can you, cat?

It's in the genes. It's just gross.

_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

I know. It's disgusting. I disgust myself.

_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Hollywood.

_________________________________

But if you put me down,
I'll show you where she is.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
_________________________________

Hmm.

_________________________________

MITTENS: You know, I hope you
appreciate the risk I'm taking here.

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Every bone
in my evil cat body is telling me
_________________________________

not to betray the trust
of the Green-Eyed Man.

_________________________________

Okay. This is a top, top secret map
of the entire Earth.

_________________________________

Now we're over here,
by the green lady with the big torch,

_________________________________
and my boss has Penny locked up...

_________________________________

Uh...

_________________________________

Right... Right over... Here, here!

By the waffle with the sunglasses.

_________________________________

Now all you need to do
is get from here to there.

_________________________________

BOLT: Hmm.

_________________________________

Well, I told you where to find her so

if you'll just untie me, I'll be on my way.

_________________________________

I'll release you, cat,
when we find Penny.

_________________________________

Excuse me? That wasn't the deal.
We had a deal!
_________________________________

Your deal just expired.

_________________________________

She said that to me
not 10 minutes ago.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) The irony.

_________________________________

(MITTENS GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Ooh!
_________________________________

Perfect.

_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

Hmm.

_________________________________

Padlocked.

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Listen, Cujo, I got some pretty wicked
claws under these mitts.

_________________________________

Do not, I beg of you, do not make me
bring out these bad boys.

_________________________________

It gets ugly.

_________________________________

-What are you doing?

-Stay back!
_________________________________

If I stare at the lock really hard,

it'll burst into flames and melt.

_________________________________

Now I'm concerned
on a number of levels.

_________________________________

MAN 1: Easy, watch.

MAN 2: I'm good.

_________________________________

MAN 1: Watch it, though. Ow!

MAN 2: You got it?
_________________________________

-(GASPS) Intruders!

-Slow down!
_________________________________

You're scraping the fur off my...

_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

MAN 1: Oh, boy. This thing is heavy.

_________________________________

MAN 2: Hey, hey. Put it down.

I forgot the keys.

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

I'll be right back.

_________________________________

(EXHALES)
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

Hey, lucky penny!
_________________________________

Thanks! Now move your butt.

_________________________________

MAN 1: Okay. Up on your end.

MAN 2: All right, just a little bit.

_________________________________

Like that? A little bit more.

_________________________________

MAN 1: Yeah. I got... No, I got mine.

_________________________________

MAN 2: You got it?
_________________________________

(VINNIE SIGHS)
_________________________________

It's on the tip of my tongue.
I know that dog. I'm telling you, Joey.

_________________________________

Bobby, you guys are looking at me like,
"He don't know."
_________________________________

Telling you, I know this dog.

I seen him somewheres.

_________________________________

JOEY: Hey, you'll remember it tonight
when you're preening.

_________________________________

VINNIE: Right, that's what'll happen.

_________________________________

_________________________________

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

Hmm.

_________________________________

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS IN FRUSTRATION)
_________________________________

(YELLS)
_________________________________

Hi, Mr. Fredricksen. It's me, Russell.

_________________________________

What are you doing out here, kid?
_________________________________

I found the snipe
and I followed it under your porch,

_________________________________
but this snipe had a long tail

and looked more like a large mouse.

_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Please let me in.

_________________________________

No.

_________________________________

Oh, all right. You can come...

_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

...in.

_________________________________

(SWALLOWS)
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

Huh.

_________________________________

I've never been
in a floating house before.

_________________________________

(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

Goggles. Look at this stuff.
Wow! You're going on a trip?
_________________________________

"Paradise Falls, a land lost in time."
_________________________________

You're going to South America,
Mr. Fredricksen?
_________________________________

Don't touch that! You'll soil it.

_________________________________

You know, most people take a plane,
_________________________________

but you're smart because you will
have all your TV and clocks and stuff.

_________________________________

Whoa.
Is this how you steer your house?

_________________________________
Does it really work?
_________________________________

(IMITATING AIRPLANE)
_________________________________

Kid, would you stop with the...

_________________________________

-This makes it go right.
-Let go of that...
_________________________________

-And that way's left.

-Knock it off!
_________________________________

Hey, look! Buildings.

_________________________________

That building's so close
I could almost touch it.

_________________________________

RUSSELL: Wow! This is great!
_________________________________

You should try this, Mr. Fredricksen.

_________________________________

Look, there's a bus that could
take me home two blocks away!
_________________________________

Hey! I can see your house from here.

_________________________________

Don't jerk around so much, kid. Whoa!
_________________________________

(RUSSELL SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Well, that's not gonna work.

_________________________________

I know that cloud. It's a cumulonimbus.

_________________________________

Did you know that
_________________________________
the cumulonimbus forms
_________________________________
when warm air rises over cool air?
_________________________________

Saved up all my
blown-up balloons for what?
_________________________________

...and that's how we get lightning.

_________________________________

-That's nice, kid.
-Mr. Fredricksen?
_________________________________

(HEARING AID SQUEAKS)
_________________________________

(MUTED) There's a storm coming.
It's starting to get scary.

_________________________________

We're gonna get blown to bits!
We're in big trouble...

_________________________________

(THUNDER RUMBLES)
_________________________________

-What are you doing over there?

-Look.

_________________________________

(WIND HOWLING)
_________________________________

See? Cumulonimbus.
_________________________________

(YELLS)
_________________________________

(YELLING)
_________________________________

My pack!
_________________________________

Got you!
_________________________________

(YELLING)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

_________________________________

According to my calculations,
_________________________________

The Krusty Krab should be right here!
_________________________________

What's that over there?
_________________________________

-SpongeBob?

-Patrick?
_________________________________

Is it really you?
_________________________________

-Yes, Patrick, it's...

-Finally!
_________________________________

The Great Krabby Patty Famine is over!
_________________________________

Great Krabby Patty Famine?

Oh, what year is this?
_________________________________

It's Thursday.
_________________________________

According to my calculations,
_________________________________

we've only gone four days into the future.
_________________________________

Where is everybody?
_________________________________

They all gave up on you. But not me!
_________________________________

'Cause I'm not very smart.
_________________________________

Where is The Krusty Krab?
_________________________________

Right where it's always been!
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________

_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

(EXHALES IN RELIEF)
_________________________________

I thought you were dead.

_________________________________

What happened?
_________________________________

I steered us. I did. I steered the house.

_________________________________

Steered us?
_________________________________

After you tied your stuff down,
you took a nap.

_________________________________

So I went ahead
and steered us down here.

_________________________________

Yeah. Sure.

_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

Can't tell where we are.

_________________________________

Oh, we're in South America, all right.

_________________________________

It was a cinch
with my Wilderness Explorer GPS.

_________________________________

-GP... What?

-My dad gave it to me.

_________________________________

It shows exactly where we are
on the planet.

_________________________________

(IMITATING GPS BEEPING)
_________________________________

With this baby, we'll never be lost!
_________________________________

Oops.

_________________________________

(CARL GROANS)
_________________________________

We'll get you down, find a bus stop,
_________________________________

you just tell the man
you wanna go back to your mother.

_________________________________

Sure, but I don't think
they have buses in Paradise Falls.

_________________________________

There. That ought to do it.

_________________________________

Here, I'll give you
some change for bus fare.

_________________________________

RUSSELL: No, I'll just use
my city bus pass.

_________________________________

RUSSELL: Whoa. That's gonna be
like a billion transfers
_________________________________

to get back to my house.

_________________________________

Mr. Fredricksen, how much longer?
_________________________________

Well, we're up pretty high.
Could take hours to get down.

_________________________________

(CARL EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

That thing was a building or something.

_________________________________

(CARL EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

What was that, Mr. Fredricksen?
_________________________________

We can't be close to the ground yet.

_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Wait! Wait, no, don't! Don't, don't!
_________________________________

Wait, wait. Wait!
_________________________________

(CARL EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

-Russell, hang on! Hey!

-RUSSELL: Whoa! Whoa!
_________________________________

(RUSSELL EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

Aaaagggghhhhh!
_________________________________

-CARL: Walk back. Walk back.
-Okay.

_________________________________

CARL: Come on. Come on.

_________________________________

(RUSSELL GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

Where... Where are we?
_________________________________

This doesn't look like the city

or the jungle, Mr. Fredricksen.

_________________________________

(WIND HOWLING)
_________________________________

Don't worry, Ellie. I got it.

_________________________________

There it is.

_________________________________

Ellie, it's so beautiful.

_________________________________

We made it.

_________________________________

We made it, Russell! We can float
right over there. Climb up. Climb up.

_________________________________

You mean, assist you?
_________________________________

-Yeah, yeah. Whatever.

-Okay. I'll climb up.

_________________________________

(CARL MUTTERING)
_________________________________

(RUSSELL GRUNTING)
_________________________________

CARL: Watch it!
RUSSELL: Sorry.

_________________________________

(RUSSELL GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Now, when you get up there,
go ahead and hoist me up!

_________________________________
Got it?
_________________________________

(RUSSELL GRUNTING)
_________________________________

You on the porch yet?
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

What? That's it?
_________________________________

I came all this way just to get stuck

at the wrong end of this rock pile?
_________________________________

Great.
_________________________________

(GRUNTING ANGRILY)
_________________________________

Hey, if I could assist you over there,

would you sign off on my badge?
_________________________________

-What are you talking about?

-We could walk your house to the falls.

_________________________________

-Walk it?
-Yeah! After all, we weigh it down.

_________________________________

We could walk it right over there.
Like a parade balloon.

_________________________________

CARL: Now, we're gonna walk
to the falls quickly and quietly
_________________________________

-with no rap music or flash dancing.
-RUSSELL: Uh-huh.

_________________________________

We have three days, at best, before
the helium leaks out of those balloons.

_________________________________

And if we're not at the falls
when that happens...

_________________________________

-Sand.

-...we're not getting to the falls.

_________________________________

I found sand!
_________________________________

Don't you worry, Ellie.
We'll get our house over there.

_________________________________

RUSSELL: This is fun already, isn't it?
_________________________________

By the time we get there,
you're gonna feel so assisted.

_________________________________

Oh, Mr. Fredricksen,
if we happen to get separated,

_________________________________
use the Wilderness Explorer call.

_________________________________

Caw, caw! Rawr!
_________________________________

(HEARING AID SCREECHES)
_________________________________

RUSSELL: Wait. Why are we going
to Paradise Falls again?
_________________________________

CARL: Hey, let's play a game.

_________________________________

It's called
"see who can be quiet the longest."

_________________________________
RUSSELL: Cool!
My mom loves that game!
_________________________________

_________________________________

(SNIFFLING)
_________________________________

I have got some good news.

_________________________________

-(GASPS) Really?

-Yes, I do.

_________________________________

I just booked you
on The Tonight Show, lead guest.

_________________________________

That's right.
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

Which means just absolutely nothing
if Bolt is still missing.

_________________________________

It's not even good news,
like, "Whatever," "So what?"
_________________________________

The Tonight Show, who cares?
I don't care.

_________________________________

Aw.

_________________________________

It's okay, baby.

_________________________________

-He must be so scared.

-Scared?
_________________________________

Well, this is Bolt we're talking about.

He's not scared of anything.

_________________________________

(SNICKERS)
_________________________________

I bet Bolt would want you
to do The Tonight Show.

_________________________________
(CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________

Or maybe not.

_________________________________

(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

Bolt loves you very much, sweetie,
and you're here.

_________________________________

He couldn't have gone far.

_________________________________

MITTENS: So, if you got superpowers,
_________________________________

I guess that would make you,
what, like, some kind of superdog?

_________________________________
That information's classified.

_________________________________

Come on.
Like, what's your best power?
_________________________________

Your go-to move. How about flying?
Can you fly?
_________________________________

(SCOFFS)
_________________________________

-Don't be silly. I can't fly.

-Okay, okay, fine.

_________________________________

If you don't have any powers,
you don't have any powers.

_________________________________

What's it to me?
_________________________________

I have a superbark.

_________________________________

A superbark? Wow! You're kidding me.

_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

What exactly
does one do with a superbark?
_________________________________

I really can't talk about it. It's classified.

_________________________________

So I suggest you pipe down
and take me to Penny.

_________________________________

You're awfully attached
to this Penny character, huh, Wags?

_________________________________
-She's my person.

-Oh, please. She's a person.

_________________________________

And if you ask me,
the only good person is a...

_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

Styrofoam! Tuck and roll!
_________________________________

Tuck and what?
_________________________________

(YELPING)
_________________________________

(BOTH GROANING)
_________________________________

Ow!
_________________________________

What?
_________________________________

What is this red liquid
coming from my paw?

_________________________________
It's called blood, hero.

_________________________________

-Do I need it?

-Yes!
_________________________________

So if you wanna keep it
inside your body, where it belongs,
_________________________________

you should stop jumping off trucks
doing 80 on the interstate!
_________________________________

Yeah, well, normally,
I'm a tad more indestructible.

_________________________________

Must've been the...

_________________________________

(GASPS) Styrofoam!

That stuff, it weakens me.

_________________________________

Ah-ha!
_________________________________

What are you doing? Put that down!
_________________________________

All right, that's it. I've had it with you.
Untie me, pooch.

_________________________________

Or I'm gonna... I'm gonna...

I'm gonna seriously wound you!
_________________________________

I'm gonna seriously wound you
with this Styrofoam.

_________________________________

Are you mad?
You don't know the power of Styrofoam.

_________________________________

Oh, you bet I'm mad, baby,
_________________________________

and I'm about to unleash it.

The power of the Styrofoam.

_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

All right, cat! Okay. You win.
I'll untie you.

_________________________________

That's a weird place to put a piano.

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Are we gonna have
any more problems, cat?
_________________________________

No! No, no. No more problems.

I'll take you to Penny.

_________________________________

(SNIFFING)
_________________________________

(STOMACH GROWLING)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

-What is that?

-What?
_________________________________

That! Okay.

_________________________________

You have two seconds to tell me
what you've implanted in me, cat!

_________________________________
Poison? A parasite? Poison?
_________________________________

Oh, no, I just said that, didn't I?

See, I'm all discombobulated.
_________________________________

I can't think straight.

_________________________________

I don't believe this. You're hungry.

_________________________________

(STOMACH GROWLING)
_________________________________

-Where is the antidote?

-Okay, okay! All right.

_________________________________

(BOLT SNIFFING)
_________________________________

There's your antidote.

_________________________________

Food.

_________________________________

MAN 1: All right, who wants burgers?
_________________________________

WOMAN: I'll take one.

MAN 2: Me, too!
_________________________________

BOY: What's this?
_________________________________

Go on, use the dog face.
This is gonna be beautiful.

_________________________________

You know, beg.

_________________________________

Do the dog face.

_________________________________

What... The dog face?
What does that mean?

_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________

Figures I'm tied to the one dog on Earth
who doesn't know how to beg.

_________________________________

(SCOFFS)
_________________________________

Okay, if you want the... The antidote,
_________________________________

you're gonna have to do
exactly what I say.

_________________________________

(EXHALES)
_________________________________

No. Not likely.

_________________________________

You're a degenerate creature
of darkness.

_________________________________

Yeah, yeah. Granted. But, that said,
_________________________________

all I'm asking you to do
is just tilt your head a little.

_________________________________

You can do that, can't you? Come on.

_________________________________

More. More.

_________________________________

-This is stupid.

-No, no, no, come on.

_________________________________

Work with me on this, please.
You're almost there.

_________________________________

Oh, boy.

_________________________________

Okay. Try it the other way.

_________________________________

There you go. Tilt up. Down.

_________________________________

Now a little smile. Lose the smile.

Drop your left ear. Your other left.
_________________________________

Okay, the other way was better.
Now drop them both.

_________________________________

Hold it. Right there.
And ever so slightly, look up.

_________________________________

Soup is on, baby!
_________________________________

(BOLT WHIMPERING)
_________________________________

Aw!
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

WOMAN: Here you go!
_________________________________

Yes!
_________________________________

Aw!
_________________________________

Look at the little guy.

_________________________________

(BARKING)
_________________________________

WOMAN: Aw!
_________________________________

(MAN EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

Beat it, stupid cat!
_________________________________

(BARKS)
_________________________________

(PEOPLE EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

_________________________________
(GROWLING)

_________________________________

(HIGH-PITCHED SCREECHING)
_________________________________

(DOGS WHIMPERING)
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

Darn thing!
_________________________________

(RUSSELL MOANING)
_________________________________

Come on, Russell.
Would you hurry it up?
_________________________________

I'm tired. And my knee hurts.

_________________________________

Which knee?
_________________________________

My elbow hurts,
and I have to go to the bathroom.

_________________________________

I asked you about that five minutes ago.

_________________________________

Well, I didn't have to go then!
_________________________________

(MUFFLED) I don't wanna walk
anymore. Can we stop?
_________________________________

Russell, if you don't hurry up,
the tigers will eat you.

_________________________________

There are no tigers in South America.
Zoology.

_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

Oh, for the love of Pete! Go on into
the bushes and do your business.

_________________________________

Okay! Here! Hold my stuff.

_________________________________

I've always wanted to try this.

_________________________________

RUSSELL: Mr. Fredricksen,
_________________________________

am I supposed to dig the hole
before or after?
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST)
_________________________________

None of my concern!
_________________________________

RUSSELL: Oh. It's before!
_________________________________

Bah!
La la la la la!

_________________________________
(SIGHS IN RELIEF)
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

Tracks?
_________________________________

Snipe.

_________________________________

Here, snipe. Come on out, snipe.

_________________________________

Snipe.

_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

(RUSTLING)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Ha! Gotcha! Don't be afraid, little snipe.

_________________________________

I am a Wilderness Explorer,
so I'm a friend to all of nature.

_________________________________

Want some more?
_________________________________

(RUSSELL GASPS)
_________________________________

Hi, boy. Don't eat it all. Come on out.

_________________________________

Come on. Come on.
Don't be afraid, little snipe.

_________________________________

Nice snipe. Good little snipe. Nice...

_________________________________

Giant snipe.

_________________________________

(FOOTSTEPS THUDDING)

_________________________________
-I found the snipe!

-Oh! Did you?
_________________________________

-Are they tall?

-Yes, they're very tall.

_________________________________

-Do they have a lot of colors?

-They do, indeed!
_________________________________

-Do they like chocolate?

-Yes... Chocolate?
_________________________________

(SQUAWKS)
_________________________________

-Gah! What is that thing?

-It's a snipe!
_________________________________

There's no such thing as a snipe!
_________________________________

-But you said snipes eat your... Whoa!
-Hey!
_________________________________

(RUSSELL LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(BIRD COOING)
_________________________________

Go on! Get out of here! Go on!
_________________________________

(HISSES)
_________________________________

(RUSSELL LAUGHS)
_________________________________

RUSSELL: Whoa!
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

Careful, Russell!
_________________________________

(GIGGLING) Hey, look, Mr. Fredricksen.
It likes me. Whoa!
_________________________________

-Russell!
-No, stop! That tickles.

_________________________________

CARL: Get out of here! Go on! Get!
_________________________________

(HISSES)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

(HISSES)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

Uh-oh. No, no, no! Kevin!
It's okay. Mr. Fredricksen is nice.

_________________________________

-Kevin?
-Yeah. That's his name I just gave him.

_________________________________

Beat it! Vamoose! Scram!
Hey! That's mine!

_________________________________
(GAGGING)
_________________________________

(RETCHES)
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

Shoo! Shoo! Get out of here!
_________________________________

(SQUAWKS MOCKINGLY)
_________________________________

Go on! Beat it!
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST)
_________________________________

(SQUAWKS MOCKINGLY)
_________________________________

RUSSELL: Can we keep him? Please?
_________________________________

I'll get the food for him. I'll walk him.
I'll change his newspapers.

_________________________________

CARL: No.

_________________________________

"An Explorer is a friend to all,

be it plants or fish or tiny mole."
_________________________________

-That doesn't even rhyme.

-Yeah, it does.

_________________________________

-Hey, look. Kevin.

-What?
_________________________________

Get down! You're not allowed up there!
_________________________________

(BALLOON BURSTS)
_________________________________

(SPITS)
_________________________________

You come down here right now!
_________________________________

Sheesh!
_________________________________

Can you believe this, Ellie?
_________________________________

Ellie?
_________________________________

Hey, Ellie! Could I keep the bird?
_________________________________

RUSSELL: Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

_________________________________

She said for you to let me.

_________________________________

But I told him no. I told you no!
_________________________________

N-O.

_________________________________

I see you back there.

_________________________________

Go on! Get out of here! Shoo!

Go annoy someone else for a while.

_________________________________

DUG: Hey, are you okay over there?
_________________________________

(KEVIN SQUAWKING)
_________________________________

Uh... Hello?
_________________________________

CARL: Oh!
_________________________________

Hello, sir! Thank goodness.

_________________________________

It's nice to know
someone else is up here.

_________________________________

DUG: I can smell you.

_________________________________

What? You can smell us?
_________________________________

DUG: I can smell you.

_________________________________

Hey.

_________________________________

(SNICKERS) You were talking to a rock.

_________________________________

Hey, that one looks like a turtle.

_________________________________

Look at that one!
That one looks like a dog.

_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

-It is a dog!

-What?
_________________________________

We're not allowed to have dogs
in my apartment.

_________________________________

Hey, I like dogs.

_________________________________

We have your dog!
_________________________________

-Whoa!
-Wonder who he belongs to.

_________________________________

Sit, boy. Hey, look, he's trained. Shake.

_________________________________

Uh-huh.

_________________________________

-Speak.
-DUG: Hi, there.

_________________________________

(CARL AND RUSSELL GASP)
_________________________________

Did that dog just say "Hi, there"?
_________________________________

DUG: Oh, yes.

_________________________________

My name is Dug.
I have just met you, and I love you.

_________________________________

(CARL STAMMERS)
_________________________________

My master made me this collar.

He is a good and smart master,
_________________________________

and he made me this collar
so that I may talk. Squirrel!
_________________________________

My master is good and smart.

_________________________________

It's not possible.

_________________________________

DUG: Oh, it is,
because my master is smart.

_________________________________

-Cool! What do these do, boy?

-DUG: Hey, would you...

_________________________________

(DUG SPEAKING SPANISH)

_________________________________
DUG: I use that collar...

_________________________________

(DUG SPEAKING JAPANESE)
_________________________________

...to talk with.
I would be happy if you stopped.

_________________________________

Russell, don't touch that!
It could be radioactive or something!

_________________________________
DUG: I am a great tracker.
_________________________________

My pack sent me on a special mission
all by myself.
_________________________________

Have you seen a bird?
_________________________________

I want to find one,
and I've been on the scent.
_________________________________

I am a great tracker.
Did I mention that?
_________________________________

(HISSES)
_________________________________

DUG: Hey, that is the bird.
_________________________________

I have never seen one up close,
but this is the bird.
_________________________________

May I take your bird back to camp
as my prisoner?
_________________________________

Yes, yes, take it. And on the way,
learn how to bark like a real dog.

_________________________________

DUG: I can bark.

_________________________________

(BARKS)
_________________________________

And here's howling.

_________________________________

(HOWLS)
_________________________________

(HISSES)
_________________________________

Can we keep him?
Please, please, please!

_________________________________
-No.
-But it's a talking dog!
_________________________________

It's just a weird trick or something.
Let's get to the falls.

_________________________________

DUG: Please be my prisoner.

_________________________________

Oh, please, oh, please be my prisoner!

_________________________________
(SNIFFING)
_________________________________

GAMMA: Oh! Here it is.
I picked up the bird's scent!

_________________________________
BETA: Wait a minute, wait a minute!
What is this?
_________________________________

Chocolate. I smell chocolate.

_________________________________

GAMMA: I'm getting prunes
and denture cream! Who are they?
_________________________________

BETA: Oh, man,
Master will not be pleased.

_________________________________

We better tell him someone
took the bird. Right, Alpha?
_________________________________

ALPHA: (IN SQUEAKY VOICE) No.
_________________________________

Soon enough the bird
will be ours yet again.
_________________________________

Find the scent, my compadres,
_________________________________

and you too shall
have much rewardings
_________________________________

from Master for the toil factor
you wage.
_________________________________

BETA: Hey, Alpha, I think there's
something wrong with your collar.

_________________________________

You must've bumped it.

_________________________________

GAMMA: Yeah,
your voice sounds funny!

_________________________________
(BOTH LAUGHING)
_________________________________

ALPHA: Beta! Gamma!
Mayhaps you desire to... Squirrel!

_________________________________
(GAMMA WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

ALPHA: Mayhaps you desire
to challenge the ranking
_________________________________

that I have been assigned
by my strength and cunning.

_________________________________
BETA: No, no, no. But maybe
Dug would. You might wanna ask him.

_________________________________

GAMMA: Yeah. I wonder if he's found
the bird on his very special mission.

_________________________________

ALPHA: Do not mention Dug
to me at this time.

_________________________________
His fool's errand will keep him
most occupied. Most occupied indeed.
_________________________________

(LAUGHING EVILLY)
_________________________________

Do you not agree with that
which I am saying to you now?

_________________________________
BETA: Sure, but the second Master
finds out you sent Dug out by himself,
_________________________________

none of us will get a treat.

_________________________________

ALPHA: (GROWLS) You are wise,
my trusted lieutenant.
_________________________________

This is Alpha calling Dug.
Come in, Dug.

_________________________________
DUG: (WHISPERING) Hi, Alpha.
Hey, your voice sounds funny.

_________________________________
ALPHA: I know, I know!
Have you seen the bird?
_________________________________

DUG: Why, yes.
The bird is my prisoner now.
_________________________________

GAMMA: Yeah, right!

_________________________________
(HISSES)
_________________________________

ALPHA: Impossible! Where are you?
_________________________________

DUG: I am here with the bird,
_________________________________

and I will bring it back,
and then you will like me.
_________________________________
-Gotta go.

-Hey, Dug, who you talking to?

_________________________________
ALPHA: No, wait, wait!
BETA: What's Dug doing?
_________________________________

GAMMA: Why's he with
that small mailman?

_________________________________
BETA: Where are they?

_________________________________
(BEEPING)
_________________________________

ALPHA: There he is. Come on!
_________________________________

DUG: Oh, please, oh, please,
oh, please be my prisoner.

_________________________________

RUSSELL: Dug, stop bothering Kevin!
_________________________________

DUG: That man there says
I can take the bird,
_________________________________

and I love that man there
like he is my master.

_________________________________

CARL: I am not your master!
_________________________________

DUG: I am warning you
once again, bird.

_________________________________

-Hey! Quit it!
-DUG: I am jumping on you now, bird.

_________________________________

Russell, at this rate,
we'll never get to the falls.

_________________________________

DUG: Here, bird.

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(CRASHING)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

I am nobody's master, got it?
_________________________________

I don't want you here,
and I don't want you here!
_________________________________

I'm stuck with you!
_________________________________

And if you two don't clear out of here

by the time I count to three...

_________________________________

DUG: A ball! Oh, boy, oh, boy!
A ball!

_________________________________
Ball? Yeah, yeah? You want it, boy?
_________________________________

Huh? Huh? Yeah. Yeah?
_________________________________

DUG: Yes, I do!
I do ever so want the ball.

_________________________________

-Go get it!
-DUG: Oh, boy! Oh, boy!

_________________________________
I will get it and then bring it back!
_________________________________

Quick, Russell.
Give me some chocolate.

_________________________________

-Why?
-Just give it to me!
_________________________________

Bird. Bird!
_________________________________

(KEVIN SQUAWKING)
_________________________________

Come on, Russell.

_________________________________

Wait. Wait, Mr. Fredricksen.

_________________________________

(CARL YELLS)
_________________________________

RUSSELL: What are we doing?
_________________________________

Hey, we're pretty far now.
Kevin's gonna miss me.

_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

I think that did the trick.

_________________________________

DUG: Hi, Master.

_________________________________

Afternoon.

_________________________________

(SQUAWKS)
_________________________________

(MUTTERING)
_________________________________

Well, thanks for keeping us
dry anyway, Ellie.

_________________________________

Which one's the front?
_________________________________

Oh, boy.

_________________________________

Is this step three or step five?
_________________________________

(SCOFFS)
_________________________________

RUSSELL: There.

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(TENT POLE SNAPS)
_________________________________

All done! That's for you.

_________________________________

Oh...

_________________________________

Tents are hard.

_________________________________

Wait. Aren't you super wilderness guy,
with the GPMs and the badges?
_________________________________

Yeah, but can I tell you a secret?
_________________________________

-No.
-All right. Here it goes.

_________________________________

I never actually built a tent before.
There, I said it.

_________________________________

You've been camping before,
haven't you?
_________________________________

Well, never outside.

_________________________________

Well, why didn't you ask your dad
how to build a tent?
_________________________________

I don't think he wants
to talk about this stuff.

_________________________________

Well, why don't you try him sometime.
Maybe he'll surprise you.

_________________________________

Well, he's away a lot.
I don't see him much.

_________________________________

He's gotta be home sometime.

_________________________________

Well, I call, but Phyllis told me
I bug him too much.

_________________________________

Phyllis? You call your own mother
by her first name?
_________________________________

Phyllis isn't my mom.

_________________________________

Oh.

_________________________________

But he promised
he'd come to my Explorer ceremony

_________________________________
to pin on
my Assisting the Elderly badge.

_________________________________

So, he can show me
about tents then, right?
_________________________________

Hey, why don't you get some sleep?
_________________________________

Don't wanna wake up
the traveling flea circus.

_________________________________

(SNORING)
_________________________________

Mr. Fredricksen?
_________________________________

Dug says he wants
to take Kevin prisoner.

_________________________________

We have to protect him.

_________________________________

(YAWNING)
_________________________________

Can Kevin go with us?
_________________________________

All right, he can come.

_________________________________

Promise you won't leave him?

_________________________________
-Yeah.
-Cross your heart?

_________________________________
Cross my heart.

_________________________________

What have I got myself into, Ellie?
_________________________________

_________________________________

TAYLOR ON TV: Why do you care?
_________________________________

BROOKE ON TV: I want to know
what really happened...
_________________________________

TAYLOR: And why does that
matter to you?
_________________________________

BROOKE: Because I'm involved!
_________________________________

TAYLOR: With Ridge?

BROOKE: With James!
_________________________________

TAYLOR: If you and James were
romantic, I wanna know about it.
_________________________________

BROOKE: What, so you can...
_________________________________

ANNOUNCER: Come on down!
_________________________________

SKIPPER: Gilligan,
why don't you stop that.
_________________________________

WOMAN: Come on, no Whammies!

No Whammies! No Whammies! Stop!
_________________________________

MALE ANCHOR: For weather
on the ones, here's Lester.
_________________________________

ROSIE O'DONNELL:
It really does help,
_________________________________

and it really releases
the serotonin, and...
_________________________________

B.A. BARACUS: Hey, man,
this time we'll do it my way.

_________________________________
Ooh!
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(BOLT BARKING)
_________________________________

Well, hello, puppy.

_________________________________

Did you come for some of Grandma's
butter bean dumplings?

_________________________________
Mmm-mmm.

_________________________________

You wait right there.

_________________________________

B.A. BARACUS: One of these days,

I'm gonna pound y'all to the ground.
_________________________________

No more Mr. Nice Guy.
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

Look at you.
You are quite the little actor, huh?
_________________________________

(SIGHS) I haven't eaten
like this in ages.

_________________________________

Hey, look, my stomach's distended!

How great is that?
_________________________________

Yeah, well, don't get used to it.

We gotta keep moving.

_________________________________

But this place is a gold mine.
What's wrong with you?
_________________________________

Every week new RVs bring us
new suckers who bring us new food.

_________________________________

Look around! It's perfect.

_________________________________

(THUDDING)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Do my eyes deceive me?
_________________________________

Is this some apparition
I see before me?
_________________________________

Or could it be my hero?
_________________________________

Oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh!
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

You're Bolt, the Superdog!

You're fully awesome!
_________________________________

(WHOOPING)
_________________________________

-Wait a minute. You know this dog?

-I do. He is fully awesome.

_________________________________

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We've established that. Who are you?

_________________________________
-I'm Rhino.

-Rhino the hamster.

_________________________________

Well, you know,
my ancestry isn't all hamster.

_________________________________

I'm one-sixteenth wolf with, you know,
a little wolverine in there somewhere,
_________________________________

but that's besides the point.

_________________________________

We have before us a legend,
Bolt, the Superdog.

_________________________________

He can outrun speeding missiles
_________________________________

and burn through solid metal
with his heat vision.

_________________________________

Oh! And best of all, he can obliterate

large structures with his superbark!
_________________________________

Wait a minute.
You've seen the superbark?

_________________________________
Have you been observing me?
_________________________________

-Oh, yeah! I watch you all the time.

-That's incredible.

_________________________________

Oh, it's nothing, really.

_________________________________

But I'm always so vigilant.

_________________________________

No one can evade my detection.

You're a phantom.

_________________________________

Uh...

_________________________________

If you say so. Hey, check it out.

_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

Take a gander at this Bolt action.

Scary, huh? It's like we're twins.

_________________________________

Yeah. Scary.

_________________________________

So, where's Penny?
_________________________________

She was kidnapped
by the Green-Eyed Man.

_________________________________

(GASPS) Kidnapped? This is terrible!

She could be in grave...

_________________________________

Grave danger. I know.

But I've captured this cat.

_________________________________

An agent of the Green-Eyed Man,
I presume?
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) You presume correctly.
She's taking me to Penny.

_________________________________

You, you are vile vermin.
How do you sleep at night?
_________________________________

Penny's the most wonderful person
ever, and she loves Bolt.
_________________________________

And he's awesome,
and you're a monster!
_________________________________

How dare you disrupt their relationship
with your evil!
_________________________________

-(SHOUTING) Die! Die!

-Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
_________________________________

I can take her, Bolty.
Let me at them. Die!

_________________________________
-Die!

-Easy, easy, Rhino. Easy.

_________________________________

You're right. We need her alive.

_________________________________

Uh...

_________________________________

-"We"?

-Yes!
_________________________________

Bolt, I can be a valuable addition
to your team.

_________________________________

-I'm listening.

-I'm lightning-quick.

_________________________________

I have razor-sharp reflexes,
and I'm a master of stealth.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Plus, I'll keep the cat in check.

_________________________________

The road'll be rough.

_________________________________

I have a ball.

_________________________________

There's no turning back.

_________________________________

Guess I'll have to roll with the punches.

_________________________________

Easy won't be part of the equation.

_________________________________

Promise?
_________________________________

I gotta warn you.
Going into the belly of the beast,

_________________________________
danger at every turn.

_________________________________

I eat danger for breakfast.

_________________________________

You hungry?
_________________________________

(BONES CRACKING)
_________________________________

Starving!
_________________________________

Welcome aboard!
_________________________________

(LAUGHING EXCITEDLY)
_________________________________

Hey. Can we talk for a second?
_________________________________

(RHINO EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

I don't know what's going on here,
_________________________________

but I'm just a little bit concerned about
the number of lunatics on this trip.

_________________________________

My limit is one.

_________________________________

He's coming with us.

_________________________________

But I... Huh?
_________________________________

Hey!
_________________________________

Move it, prisoner.
We're losing daylight.

_________________________________

I agree. Now,
we need to find a fast set of wheels.

_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS) I've got a better idea.
Follow me.

_________________________________

(HUMMING)
_________________________________

(RHINO LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
_________________________________

Okay. So what we do here is
we give the target a quick flyover,
_________________________________

we adjust the trajectory
and then land dead center.

_________________________________

Am I missing anything, Rhino?
_________________________________

Just the knowledge that every minute
spent in your company
_________________________________

becomes the new greatest minute
of my life.

_________________________________

MITTENS: No! Forget it!
How do you say
_________________________________

"No way I'm doing this" in crazy?
_________________________________

Calm down, cat. You're with me.

_________________________________

That's the problem!
_________________________________

(YELPS)
_________________________________

RHINO: Would you relax?
_________________________________

Every time he did this on the magic box
it was awesome.

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Magic what?
_________________________________

You know,
the magic box people stare at.

_________________________________

Wait a minute. Does this magic box
have moving pictures on it?
_________________________________

Yeah, and Bolt's pictures are the best.

_________________________________

Bolt's pictures. Of course!

He's from a... Oh, no!
_________________________________

Oh, no. No, wait, wait.
Bolt, dog, hear me out.

_________________________________

Let it begin. Let it begin. Let it begin!
_________________________________

Wait! You are not a superhero...

_________________________________

(MITTENS SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(RHINO WHOOPING)
_________________________________

BOLT: Whoa!
_________________________________

RHINO: What are you doing?
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

Mittens!
_________________________________

Mittens, take my paw! I need you alive!
_________________________________

You're crazy! Stay away from me!
_________________________________

Take my paw. I'll save you.
_________________________________

No, you won't! You're not really a...

_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

(GASPS) Bolt!
_________________________________

Saboteur.

_________________________________

Ow!
_________________________________

Ouch! You moron, stop it.
I'm trying to help him.

_________________________________

Help him? Yeah, right.

_________________________________

Don't worry, Bolt. I'll stop her!
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

I can't hold it.

_________________________________

Let go, you monster!
_________________________________

Bolt!
_________________________________

(ALL GROANING)
_________________________________

Ow!
_________________________________

Ow! Ow! Ow!
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

MITTENS: The real world hurts,
doesn't it?
_________________________________

But you wouldn't know about that,
would you?
_________________________________

Get down here, cat.
We don't have time for this.

_________________________________

I'll get a ladder.

_________________________________

Look, genius, you're part of a TV show.

You know what that is? Television?
_________________________________

It's entertainment for people. It's fake.

Nothing you think is real is real!
_________________________________

That's preposterous.

_________________________________

Think about it, Bolt.

_________________________________

Since you got lost, none of your powers
are working, are they?
_________________________________

For the first time, you're hungry,
you're bleeding.

_________________________________

I mean, do you really think that
you were born with a birthmark
_________________________________

in the exact shape of a lightning bolt?
_________________________________

It's my mark of power, cat.

_________________________________

It's the mark of a makeup artist, dog.

_________________________________

You're ridiculous. Now get down here.

_________________________________

No.

_________________________________

Mittens, so help me,
I will superbark you out of that tree.

_________________________________

Yeah. Go nuts.
Let's see how that works out for you.
_________________________________

You leave me no choice.

_________________________________

(GROWLS)
_________________________________

(BARKS)
_________________________________

Oh, the superbark. Scary, scary.

Yeah, that's really, really super.

_________________________________

It's not true. It's just not true.

_________________________________

(BARKS)
_________________________________

Wow. That one felt really super.

_________________________________

Wait. No, it didn't.

_________________________________

(BARKING)
_________________________________

Okay, okay. Mmm-hmm. I get the idea.
You could stop now.

_________________________________

That's enough. Seriously, dog, stop.

I'm not kidding. Would you stop? It's...

_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Okay, fine! You're a superdog.

_________________________________

Bolt, be quiet, please!
Bolt, we gotta run!

_________________________________
Bolt!
_________________________________

Come here!
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(RHINO PANTING)
_________________________________

_________________________________

I think we may be lost in time, Plankton.
_________________________________

Maybe we should ask

this guy for directions.
_________________________________

Excuse me, sir?

Can you tell us when we are?
_________________________________

Who dares disturb

The One Who Watches?
_________________________________

SPONGEBOB: The One Who Watches?
_________________________________

Your name is The One Who Watches?
_________________________________

No, my true name is
_________________________________

Bubbles.
_________________________________

Bubbles? (LAUGHS)
_________________________________

What kind of a name is Bubbles?
_________________________________

It is my ancient dolphin name.
_________________________________

So what's a dolphin doing out here
_________________________________

in the middle of space?
_________________________________

My kind
_________________________________

have been watching and protecting
_________________________________

the galaxy for... (CLICKING)
_________________________________

Hmm.
_________________________________

10,000 years!
_________________________________

Oh, so you're the one
_________________________________

keeping the meteors from hitting us.
_________________________________

BUBBLES: Yes, I am.
_________________________________

And I could really do with a potty break.
_________________________________

Would you mind

keeping an eye on things?
_________________________________

Sure thing. But, uh,

what am I keeping my eye on?
_________________________________

(MUZAK PLAYING)
_________________________________

What are you doing?
_________________________________

I'm watching.
_________________________________

We don't even know

what we're watching for.
_________________________________

SPONGEBOB:

Maybe we should split up the workload.
_________________________________

You watch the one with the big red eye,
_________________________________

I'll watch the one with the ringy thingies.
_________________________________

Like a team.
_________________________________

Okay, mine's moving.
_________________________________

Mine, too.
_________________________________

No, this doesn't seem right.
_________________________________

Should we call Bubbles?
_________________________________

Let's give him a minute.

He's been holding it
_________________________________

for 10,000 years.
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

I'm pretty sure that wasn't

supposed to happen.
_________________________________

Come on, Plankton,

we got to clean this up
_________________________________

before Bubbles gets back! (PANTING)
_________________________________

(TOILET FLUSHES)
_________________________________

(BUBBLES EXHALES)
_________________________________

Much better. Yes.
_________________________________

You two are free to go.
_________________________________

What happened to Saturn and Jupiter?
_________________________________

(SHATTERS)
_________________________________

You were supposed to... (CLICKING)
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

(CLICKING)
_________________________________

Keep them from smashing

into each other!
_________________________________

Sorry.
_________________________________

Now (CLICKING)

I am going to lose my job!
_________________________________

And you will lose your lives.
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(BOTH PANTING)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Quarter me!
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(COIN CLINKING)
_________________________________

(MACHINE BEEPING)
_________________________________

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________

_________________________________

Look who we found, young lady.

It's Bolt! They found him.

_________________________________

(GASPS) Bolt!
_________________________________

Yeah, that's right.
The little puppy dog.

_________________________________

That is not Bolt.

_________________________________

Well, that depends on
how you look at it.

_________________________________

You know, when I was little,
I wanted a bicycle for my birthday,
_________________________________

but my parents got me
a baseball glove.

_________________________________

So, you know what I did?
_________________________________

I pretended that baseball glove
was a bicycle,
_________________________________

and I rode it to school every day.
_________________________________

True story.

_________________________________

It's not him.

_________________________________

I think it's him. I do.

_________________________________

(MINDY CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________

Thank you. Look, kid.

It's time we were honest with you.

_________________________________

If we don't get back into production,

people are going to lose their jobs.

_________________________________

Good people, with families.

_________________________________

But Bolt's still out there, and...

_________________________________

Now, we feel for you,
_________________________________

and the last thing we wanna do
is ask a little girl
_________________________________

to make a grown-up decision,
but it's come to that.

_________________________________

We need you to move on.
_________________________________

We need you to let Bolt go.

_________________________________

(POWERING OFF)
_________________________________

(BEEPING)
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

Must be made of Styrofoam.

_________________________________

No, no! No, no, no, please, please,
it can't end like this!
_________________________________

Stop worrying, cat!
I'll get us out of here.

_________________________________

You can't, Bolt! You got nothing!

No super strength, no superbark...

_________________________________

And no heat vision.

_________________________________

Listen to me, okay?
_________________________________

We are being taken to a place where
humans go animal shopping, all right?
_________________________________

And this is what humans do.

They always pick the cute ones.
_________________________________

The ones that look like you, Bolt.

But the rest of us never come back out.

_________________________________

I said I'll get us out of here, all right?
_________________________________

(THUDDING)
_________________________________

BOLT: Ohhh!
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

My hero.

_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

Ring, ring. Who is it? Destiny?
_________________________________

I've been expecting your call.

_________________________________

(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
_________________________________

(RHINO SQUEAKING)
_________________________________

BOLT: Ow!
_________________________________

MITTENS: Would you
give it up already?
_________________________________

You're liquefying
whatever brains you have left.

_________________________________

I cannot be contained in any container.

You quitter. Watch this.

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

I did it! I'm back!
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

That Styrofoam is wicked stuff.

_________________________________

Fully awesome!
_________________________________

There's no truck that I know
that can keep in Bolt and Rhino!
_________________________________

Rhino? What are you doing here?
_________________________________

Oh, nothing.
I was enjoying an evening stroll
_________________________________

and thought I'd just pop the hatch
on that containment unit.

_________________________________

(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

You opened the door?
_________________________________

Yes, I did!
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

That's great, Rhino.

Yeah, that's really good.

_________________________________

(SIGHS) All right.
Let's go get the prisoner back.

_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

I can't do it.

_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

What did you say?
_________________________________

I can't.

_________________________________

Who are you?
_________________________________

Rhino, you just don't under...

_________________________________

-You are Bolt.

-But I'm not a...

_________________________________

Who singlehandedly destroyed
the Green-Eyed Man's undersea labs?

_________________________________
Me, but...

_________________________________

And who foiled his plan to infiltrate
the Olympics with gymnastic cyborgs?

_________________________________
-Who, Bolt, who? Who?

-Me, but none of it was...

_________________________________

You! You can, Bolt,
_________________________________

because all over this planet,
_________________________________

there are animals
who feel like they can't.

_________________________________

Like a little hamster who once spent
his days in an RV park,
_________________________________

dreaming of the day when he, too,
would save a little girl from danger
_________________________________

and be told, "You did it.
You did it, Rhino. You saved the day."

_________________________________
They need a hero, Bolt.

_________________________________

Someone who, no matter
what the odds, will do what's right.

_________________________________

They need a hero to tell them
that sometimes the impossible
_________________________________

can become possible if you're awesome!
_________________________________

Well,
you're right about one thing, Rhino.

_________________________________

Mittens does need a hero,
_________________________________

and I guess I'll have to do.

_________________________________

Such modesty!

Now, who's going to save that cat?
_________________________________

-Me.

-Who? Tell me who!

_________________________________
Me.

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

I'll get my ball.

_________________________________

(CARL SNORING)
_________________________________

(CROAKING)
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

Morning, sweetheart.

_________________________________

We better get moving.

_________________________________

Bird's gone.

_________________________________

Maybe Russell won't notice.
All right, everybody up!
_________________________________

Where's Kevin? He's wandered off!
Kevin! Dug, find Kevin!
_________________________________

DUG: Find the bird, find the bird!
Hi, hi. Point!

_________________________________
Look. There he is!
_________________________________

(SQUAWKS)
_________________________________

DUG: Point!
_________________________________

Hey! That's my food! Get off my roof!

_________________________________
DUG: Yeah, get off of his...

_________________________________

(WOOFS)
_________________________________

(CHICKS HONKING IN DISTANCE)
_________________________________

(HONKS)
_________________________________

What is it doing?
_________________________________

DUG: The bird is calling to her babies.

_________________________________

Her babies.

_________________________________

Kevin's a girl?
_________________________________

(HONKS)
_________________________________

DUG: Her house is over there
in those twisty rocks.

_________________________________

She has been gathering food for
her babies and must get back to them.

_________________________________

(KEVIN COOS)
_________________________________

Wait. Kevin's just leaving?
_________________________________

(HISSES)
_________________________________

But you promised to protect her.

_________________________________

Her babies need her.
We gotta make sure they're together!

_________________________________
Sorry, Russell.
We've lost enough time already.

_________________________________

Yeah.

_________________________________

(RUSTLING)
_________________________________

(SQUAWKS)
_________________________________

This was her favorite chocolate.

_________________________________

Because you sent her away,
there's more for you.

_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

Kevin?
_________________________________

(RUSTLING)
_________________________________

(BARKING)
_________________________________

(CARL AND RUSSELL YELLING)
_________________________________

(GROWLING)
_________________________________

(BOTH WHIMPERING)
_________________________________

ALPHA: Where's the bird?
You said you had the bird.

_________________________________
DUG: Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

_________________________________

Since I have said that,
I can see how you would think that.

_________________________________

ALPHA: Where is it?
DUG: Uh... Tomorrow.

_________________________________

Come back tomorrow, and then
I will again have the bird. Yes.

_________________________________

(SNARLING)
_________________________________

ALPHA: You lost it!
Why do I not have a surprised feeling?
_________________________________

Well, at least you now have led us
to the small mailman
_________________________________

and the one who smells of prunes.

_________________________________
(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

ALPHA: Master will be most pleased
we have found them
_________________________________

and will ask of them many questions.
Come!

_________________________________
Wait. We're not going with you!
We're going to the falls!
_________________________________

(BARKING)
_________________________________

(BOTH YELL)
_________________________________

Get away from me!
_________________________________

(DOGS GROWLING)
_________________________________

CARL: Get down!
_________________________________

(GASPING)
_________________________________

(ALL GROWLING)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

MUNTZ: Stay!
_________________________________

You came here in that?
_________________________________

Uh, yeah.

_________________________________

MUNTZ: In a house? A floating house?
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(LAUGHING NERVOUSLY)
_________________________________

That is the darnedest thing
I've ever seen.

_________________________________

You're not after my bird, are you?
_________________________________

But if you needed to borrow
a cup of sugar,
_________________________________

I'd be happy to oblige.

_________________________________

(DOGS LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Well, this is all a misunderstanding.

_________________________________

My dogs made a mistake.

_________________________________

Wait. Are you Charles Muntz?
_________________________________

Yeah, well, yes.

_________________________________

The Charles Muntz?
_________________________________

"Adventure is out there!"
_________________________________

It's really him! That's Charles Muntz!
_________________________________

-It is? Who's Charles Muntz?
-Him!
_________________________________

-DOGS: Yes! Yes! That's him!
-I'm Carl Fredricksen.

_________________________________

My wife and I,
we were your biggest fans.

_________________________________

Oh, well. You're a man of good taste.
_________________________________

(BOTH LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Now, you must be tired. Hungry?
_________________________________

Uh-huh.

_________________________________

Now, attention, everyone!
_________________________________

These people are no longer intruders!
They are our guests.

_________________________________

(DOGS CHEERING)
_________________________________

DOG 1: Follow me.
I like you temporarily.

_________________________________

You do smell like prunes.

_________________________________

CARL: Whoa!
_________________________________

DOG 2: I will not bite you.

_________________________________

DOG 3: The small mailman
smells like chocolate.

_________________________________

MUNTZ: I'm sorry about the dogs.

_________________________________

-Hope they weren't too rough on you.
-GAMMA: We weren't.

_________________________________

MUNTZ: Go ahead and moor
your airship right next to mine.

_________________________________

We're not actually going inside

the Spirit of Adventure itself?
_________________________________

Oh...

_________________________________

Would you like to?
_________________________________

Would I?
_________________________________

(LAUGHING DELIGHTEDLY)
_________________________________

CARL: Wait up, Mr. Muntz.

_________________________________

Jiminy Cricket.

_________________________________

BETA: Not you.
GAMMA: What do we do with Dug?
_________________________________

ALPHA: He has lost the bird.
Put him in the Cone of Shame.
_________________________________

(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

DUG: I do not like the Cone of Shame.

_________________________________

MUNTZ: Well, most of the collection
is housed in the world's top museums,
_________________________________

New York, Munich, London.
Of course, I kept the best for myself.

_________________________________

Did you ever! Will you look at that?
_________________________________

MUNTZ: Oh, yes, the Arsinoitherium.

_________________________________

Beast charged
while I was brushing my teeth.

_________________________________

Used my shaving kit to bring him down.

_________________________________

Oh, yeah. Well, surprise me.

_________________________________

Only way to get it out
of Ethiopia at the time
_________________________________

was to have it declared
as dental equipment.

_________________________________

Oh, my gosh!
The giant Somalian leopard tortoise!

_________________________________
Oh, you recognize it. I'm impressed.

_________________________________

That's an interesting story there.

_________________________________

Excellent choice.

_________________________________

I found it on safari with Roosevelt.

_________________________________

He and I fell into a habit
of playing gin rummy in the evenings,

_________________________________
and did he cheat!
_________________________________

Oh, he was horrible.

_________________________________

ALPHA: Master, dinner is ready.

_________________________________
Oh, dear. Broken translator.

_________________________________

It's that loose wire again.
There you go, big fella.

_________________________________

ALPHA: (IN DEEP VOICE)
Thank you, Master.

_________________________________

I liked his other voice.

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Well, dinner is served. Right this way.

_________________________________

So, how are things stateside, huh?
_________________________________

Almost tempted to go back a few times,
_________________________________

but I have unfinished work here.

_________________________________

Please. I hope you're hungry,
_________________________________

because Epsilon is the finest chef
I've ever had.

_________________________________

(BARKS)
_________________________________

Oh, Epsilon, you've done it again!
_________________________________

Yes!
_________________________________

Hey! Hey!
_________________________________

Oh, my Ellie would've loved all this.

_________________________________

You know, it's because of you
she had this dream
_________________________________

to come down here
and live by Paradise Falls.

_________________________________

I'm honored. And now you've made it.

_________________________________

You're sure we're not a bother?
I'd hate to impose.

_________________________________

No, no. It's a pleasure to have guests,
a real treat.

_________________________________

DOG 1: Treat! Where's the treat!
DOG 2: Treat!
_________________________________

(DOGS CLAMORING)
_________________________________

MUNTZ: No, no. Quiet!
Calm down, calm down.

_________________________________

-DOG 3: I want a treat! I want a treat!
-Hey!
_________________________________

I shouldn't have used that word.

_________________________________

Having guests is a delight.

_________________________________

More often I get thieves
come to steal what's rightfully mine.

_________________________________

No!
_________________________________

They called me a fraud, those...

_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

But once I bring back this creature,
my name will be cleared.

_________________________________

Beautiful, isn't it?
_________________________________

I've spent a lifetime tracking it.

_________________________________

Sometimes years go by
between sightings.

_________________________________

I've tried to smoke it out of that

deathly labyrinth where it lives.

_________________________________

You can't go in after it.

_________________________________

Once in, there's no way out.

_________________________________

I've lost so many dogs.

_________________________________

And here they come, these bandits,

and think the bird is theirs to take.

_________________________________

But they soon find that this mountain
is a very dangerous place.

_________________________________

Hey, that looks like Kevin.

_________________________________

-Kevin?
-Yeah, that's my new giant bird pet.

_________________________________

I trained it to follow us.

_________________________________

Follow you? It's impossible. How?
_________________________________

-She likes chocolate.
-Chocolate?
_________________________________

Yeah. I gave her some of my chocolate.
She goes gaga for it.

_________________________________

But it ran off. It's gone now.

_________________________________

You know, Carl, these people
who pass through here,
_________________________________

they all tell pretty good stories.

_________________________________

A surveyor making a map.

_________________________________

A botanist cataloging plants.

_________________________________

An old man taking his house
to Paradise Falls.

_________________________________

I mean, that's the best one yet.

I can't wait to hear how it ends.

_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Well, it's been a wonderful evening,
but we better be going.

_________________________________

Oh, you're not leaving.

_________________________________

We don't want to take advantage
of your hospitality.

_________________________________

-Come on, Russell.
-But we haven't even had dessert yet.

_________________________________

The boy's right.
You haven't had dessert.

_________________________________

Epsilon here makes
a delicious cherries jubilee.

_________________________________

Oh, you really must stay. I insist.

_________________________________

We have so much more to talk about.

_________________________________

(KEVIN WAILS)
_________________________________

Kevin?
_________________________________

(WAILING)
_________________________________

It's here.
_________________________________

Get them!
_________________________________

(BARKING)
_________________________________

_________________________________

(GASPS) Plankton?
_________________________________

SpongeBob!
_________________________________

(SHRIEKS)
_________________________________

Plankton? (GASPS)
_________________________________

SpongeBob?
_________________________________

Who are you two supposed to be?
_________________________________

I'm you, from the future.
_________________________________

And I'm him from the future.
_________________________________

So you traveled back through time
_________________________________

to help me? Great thinking.
_________________________________

Nope. He's helping me.
_________________________________

(GASPS) But he's the enemy!
_________________________________

Was the enemy. Now we're a team.
_________________________________

What? A tee-am?
_________________________________

A team!
_________________________________

All right, go get the formula.
_________________________________

What have I become?
_________________________________

All right, Plankton.
_________________________________

-(GRUNTING)

-(PANTING)
_________________________________

Do you have

flying boatmobiles in the future?
_________________________________

We only came back
_________________________________

from the day after tomorrow, dimwit.
_________________________________

Are there rocket packs?
_________________________________

-(GRUNTS)

-Oh!
_________________________________

Did they outlaw
_________________________________
-clothes in the future?

-No!
_________________________________

Then why are you naked?
_________________________________

Because they don't make

clothes in my size.
_________________________________

Hold still, you!
_________________________________

If you're from the future,

what am I gonna say next?
_________________________________

-Something moronic?

-Wow.
_________________________________

Hey, hurry up over there!
_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-(BEEPING)
_________________________________

Uh-oh. That ain't good.
_________________________________

FEMALE COMPUTER VOICE:

Initiating lockdown sequence.

_________________________________
Come on, SpongeBob,

we gotta get out of here!
_________________________________

(ALARM BLARING)
_________________________________

-Got it!

-Come on!
_________________________________

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________

_________________________________

-Hurry!
-RUSSELL: I am hurrying!

_________________________________
Ahhh! They're coming!
_________________________________

DUG: Master, over here.

_________________________________

(BOTH YELL)
_________________________________

DUG: Go toward the light, Master!

_________________________________
(GRUNTING)

_________________________________
(SQUAWKS)
_________________________________

Russell!
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Get back!
_________________________________

DUG: Go on, Master!
I will stop the dogs!

_________________________________
Stop, you dogs.

_________________________________

(YELPS)
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

RUSSELL: Help!
_________________________________

Help!
_________________________________

Kaw kaw, raaar!
Kaw kaw, raaar!

_________________________________
Give me your hand!
_________________________________

Hang on to Kevin!
_________________________________

(SCREECHES)
_________________________________

(CARL EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

(DOGS BARKING)
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

RUSSELL: Kevin.

_________________________________

(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

(CHICKS WAILING IN DISTANCE)
_________________________________

(HONKING)
_________________________________

Oh, no, no, no. Kevin. Stay down.

_________________________________

She's hurt real bad.
Can't we help her get home?

_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________

All right, but we gotta hurry.

_________________________________

(DOGS WHIMPERING)
_________________________________

(MUNTZ SIGHS)
_________________________________

You lost them?
_________________________________

BETA: No, it was Dug.

_________________________________

GAMMA: Yeah. He's with them.
He helped them escape!

_________________________________
(EXCLAIMS ANGRILY)
_________________________________

Wait.

_________________________________

Wait a minute. Dug.
_________________________________

_________________________________

(BOTH LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Oh, that was crazy!
_________________________________

So that's what teamwork is.
_________________________________

All those years I tried to make you mine,
_________________________________

and I finally did it.
_________________________________

I mean, we did it!
_________________________________

BURGER BEARD:

And so it would seem that
_________________________________

our heroes have accomplished

all they had set out to do.
_________________________________

-Now that's an ending.

-Whoo-hoo!
_________________________________

-Andy, cue the music.

-(VOCALIZING)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

BURGER BEARD: Oh, no.
_________________________________

-That's not the end.

-(SEAGULLS WHIMPERING)
_________________________________

So you mean the ending

might be even happier?
_________________________________

-(MAN 1 LAUGHING)
-MAN 2: Here we go!
_________________________________

Land ho!
_________________________________

(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
_________________________________

BOY: Mom, where's my towel?
_________________________________

What?
_________________________________

BURGER BEARD: Whoa!
_________________________________

MAN: Whoa! Dude, look at that.

WOMAN: What?
_________________________________

(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
_________________________________

-(PEOPLE GASING)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________

I'm coming! Come on, you lazy people!
_________________________________

-Out of my way! I'm coming!

-(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

-Out of there!

-(WOMAN SHRIEKING)
_________________________________

Sorry!
_________________________________

-Too fast!

-Slow down!
_________________________________

-I'm coming!

-No, no! (SCREAMS)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Yeah!
_________________________________

All right,

you feathered rats, time to shove off!
_________________________________

What? Why?
_________________________________

Well, I can't have you pooping
_________________________________

all over my restaurant, can I?
_________________________________

Restaurant? I thought

this was a pirate ship.
_________________________________

Oh, it is.
_________________________________

But it is also...
_________________________________

A-ha!
_________________________________

My very own food truck! (LAUGHING)
_________________________________

SEAGULL 1: A what?
_________________________________

Uh, you know, a restaurant on wheels.
_________________________________

-Like a garbage truck.

-No!
_________________________________

Are you trying to

scare away my customers?
_________________________________

Well, we're not leaving

till we see how the story ends.
_________________________________

No problem.
_________________________________

You guys like

a little snack while you wait?
_________________________________

-Sure, I'll take a curdled milk.

-How about a fish head?
_________________________________

And a French fry covered in sand.
_________________________________

Who wants some
_________________________________

hot wings?
_________________________________

Wait a minute. Where's Kyle?
_________________________________

Which one of you is next?
_________________________________

(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________

SEAGULL 1: He's a madman!
_________________________________

SEAGULL 2: Let's get out of here!
_________________________________

You crazy, man! You crazy!
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(TOILET FLUSHES)
_________________________________

KYLE: Bye-bye, Mr. Poop.
_________________________________

Now I can get my gold sticker.
_________________________________

Oh, hey, Mr. Piwate.
_________________________________

I wouldn't go in there

if I were you. (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

-Boo!
-(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

I can't fly without my feathers.

(WHISTLES)
_________________________________

(HONKING)
_________________________________

Where to, Mac?
_________________________________

Just dwive.
_________________________________

_________________________________

(RADAR BEEPING)
_________________________________

(SNIFFING)
_________________________________

See anything?
_________________________________

DUG: No. My pack is not following us.
Boy, they are dumb.

_________________________________

This is crazy.

_________________________________

I finally meet my childhood hero,

and he's trying to kill us. What a joke!
_________________________________

DUG: Hey, I know a joke.
_________________________________

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says,
_________________________________

"I forgot to store acorns for winter
and now I am dead."
_________________________________

Ha! It is funny
because the squirrel gets dead.

_________________________________

(HOUSE CRASHING)
_________________________________

CARL: Careful, Russell.

_________________________________

You okay, Kevin?
_________________________________

(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

You know what, Mr. Fredricksen?
_________________________________

The wilderness isn't quite
what I expected.

_________________________________

CARL: Yeah? How so?
_________________________________

It's kind of wild.

_________________________________

I mean, it's not how they made it sound
in my book.

_________________________________

(SCOFFS) Get used to that, kid.

_________________________________

My dad made it sound so easy.

_________________________________

He's really good at camping
_________________________________

and how to make fire
from rocks and stuff.

_________________________________

He used to come to all
my Sweat Lodge meetings.

_________________________________

And afterwards,
we'd go get ice cream at Fentons.

_________________________________

I always get chocolate
and he gets butter brickle.

_________________________________

Then we sit on this one curb
right outside,
_________________________________

and I'll count all the blue cars

and he counts all the red ones,
_________________________________

and whoever gets the most wins.

_________________________________

I like that curb.

_________________________________

That might sound boring,
_________________________________

but I think the boring stuff
is the stuff I remember the most.
_________________________________

_________________________________

Oh...
_________________________________

Squidward!
_________________________________

Still out of Krabby Patties.
_________________________________

Does anyone have a picture
_________________________________

-of ketchup?

-(DOOR OPENS)
_________________________________

I done figgered it out!
_________________________________

(ALL GASPING)
_________________________________

We have angered the sandwich gods
_________________________________

and only a sacrifice will appease them!
_________________________________

Well, that sounds reasonable.
_________________________________

Soon our

post-apoca-whatchamacallit will be over,
_________________________________

and Krabby Patties

will rain down from above!
_________________________________

Rain down? Well, that's no good.
_________________________________

How will I get me money?
_________________________________

Oh, you don't like that idea?

Then we'll sacrifice you!
_________________________________

ALL: (CHANTING) Sacrifice! Sacrifice!

_________________________________

(CHICKS WAILING IN DISTANCE)
_________________________________

(WAILING)
_________________________________

Look! There it is!
_________________________________

Hey, kid. Hold on, Russell. Stand still.

_________________________________

(BIRDS WAILING)
_________________________________

Look at that bird go.
Wait up, you overgrown chicken.

_________________________________

(CARL LAUGHS)
_________________________________

That's it. Go, Kevin!
Go find your babies!

_________________________________

(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

It's not a good idea to have a sacrifice
_________________________________

on an empty stomach.
_________________________________

Who wants a Krabby Patty?
_________________________________

(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________

SpongeBob, is that me formuler?
_________________________________

Oh, happy day!
_________________________________

I missed you so much.
_________________________________

Where was it? Where did you find it?
_________________________________

Well, Plankton and I built a time machine
_________________________________

out of an old photo booth

and then we added...
_________________________________

-Cheese!

-Patrick, wait!
_________________________________

-(ALL GASPING)

-It's okay, everyone.
_________________________________

The post-apocalypse is almost over!
_________________________________

(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________

Ain't that right, SpongeBob?
_________________________________

"Eugene, eat my
_________________________________

"subaquatic air bubbles.
_________________________________

"Love, Plankton"?
_________________________________

-(GASPS)
-You grabbed the wrong bottle!
_________________________________

I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs!
_________________________________

That's okay, SpongeBob.
_________________________________

We'll just have to sacrifice

the two of you then.
_________________________________

Prepare them for the sacrifice!

_________________________________
Run, Kevin! Run!
_________________________________

Oh, no!

_________________________________

I bring a message from the dawn of time!
_________________________________

What is it, Patrick?
_________________________________

Run! (SCREAMS)
_________________________________

-(ROARS)
-(ALL GASPING)
_________________________________

Squidosaurus rex!
_________________________________

-(ROARS)
-(ALL SCREAMING)

_________________________________

Russell, give me your knife!
_________________________________

MUNTZ: Get away from my bird!
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(KEVIN WAILS)
_________________________________

No!
_________________________________

(DOGS BARKING)
_________________________________

RUSSELL: No!
_________________________________

(KEVIN WAILING)
_________________________________

MUNTZ: Careful. We'll want her
in good shape for my return.

_________________________________

RUSSELL: Let her go! Stop!
_________________________________

Kevin!
_________________________________

(CARL GRUNTING)

_________________________________

Well, Plankton,
_________________________________

I guess we failed

to accomplish our goals.
_________________________________

"We"?
_________________________________

But even failure hurts a little less
_________________________________

when you do it as a team, right?
_________________________________

This is all your fault!
_________________________________

-(GROWLING)
-(ALL GASPING)
_________________________________

My fault?
_________________________________

You're the one who stole

the wrong secret formula.
_________________________________

I didn't know there were two bottles.
_________________________________

Of course you didn't!
_________________________________

Because you got cotton candy for brains!
_________________________________

ALL: Ooh!
_________________________________

No, seriously, he really does.
_________________________________

Well, we wouldn't even be in this mess
_________________________________

in the first place, if you

weren't so selfish and evil.
_________________________________

I was selfish and evil,
_________________________________

until you ruined everything

with your "teamwork"!
_________________________________

Oh! You take that back!
_________________________________

You are the worst teammate ever!
_________________________________

No!
_________________________________

-(ALL GASPING)
-(BREATHING HEAVILY)
_________________________________

-(WAILING)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________

Oh, my Neptune, he's mixing

garbage and recycling!
_________________________________

(YELLING)
_________________________________

(ALL GASPING)
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

(CROWD MURMURING)

_________________________________

(CARL BREATHING HEAVILY)
_________________________________

RUSSELL: You gave away Kevin.

_________________________________

You just gave her away.

_________________________________

This is none of my concern.
I didn't ask for any of this!

_________________________________
DUG: Master, it's all right.

_________________________________

I am not your master!
_________________________________

And if you hadn't have shown up,

none of this would've happened!
_________________________________

Bad dog! Bad dog!
_________________________________

(BREATHING HEAVILY)
_________________________________

Now, whether you assist me or not,
_________________________________

I am going to Paradise Falls
if it kills me.

_________________________________

(HOUSE CREAKING)
_________________________________

(WATERFALL RUMBLING)
_________________________________

Here. I don't want this anymore.

_________________________________

(EXHALES DEEPLY)
_________________________________

(SIGHS)

_________________________________

Look at me.
_________________________________

Why, I've become like all of you.
_________________________________

Savage.
_________________________________

Fear-ridden.
_________________________________

Selfish.
_________________________________

An entire town of formerly good citizens
_________________________________

turned into heartless freaks,
_________________________________

bent on their own self-prever...
_________________________________

Self-preter...
_________________________________

-"Preservation?"

-Yes!
_________________________________

We've become alienated

from each other.
_________________________________

Each one an island unto himself,
_________________________________

concerned only with ourselves.
_________________________________

And in the name of all fishhood,
_________________________________

I am not about to let that happen!
_________________________________

And so,
_________________________________

if a sacrifice is need to restore
_________________________________

Bikini Bottom to its former glory...
_________________________________

Then I am willing

to take one for the team!
_________________________________

You heard him!
_________________________________

(CROWD CLAMORING)
_________________________________

ALL: (CHANTING) Sacrifice!
_________________________________

Sacrifice! Sacrifice!
_________________________________

Sacrifice!
_________________________________

Sacrifice! Sacrifice!
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Let the sacrifice begin!
_________________________________

ALL: (CHANTING) Patties! Patties!
_________________________________

And I thought my friends were primitive.
_________________________________

(SNIFFING)
_________________________________

Don't cry, me boy.
_________________________________

Everything's going to be fine, for us.
_________________________________

Oh, I'm not crying,

Mr. Krabs. (SNIFFING)
_________________________________

I smell Krabby Patties!
_________________________________

That's right. Keep thinking

happy thoughts. Now!
_________________________________

ALL: (CHANTING) Sacrifice! Sacrifice!

_________________________________

(ALL EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(SNIFFS)
_________________________________

The boy's right.
_________________________________

MAN: My leg!
_________________________________

I smell 'em, too!
_________________________________

Okay, SpongeBob, go get it!
_________________________________

Wait. You mean we can

just take this stuff off?
_________________________________

Go find that Krabby Patty!
_________________________________

Come on, everybody!
_________________________________

I've got some Krabby Patty orders to fill!
_________________________________

(ALL CHEERING)

_________________________________

(SNIFFING)
_________________________________

It's coming from over there!

_________________________________

_________________________________

Russell?
_________________________________

Russell!
_________________________________

I'm gonna help Kevin, even if you won't!
_________________________________

(LEAF BLOWER WHIRRING)
_________________________________

No, Russell! No!
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(WHOOPING)
_________________________________

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

Russell?
_________________________________

Dug!
_________________________________

DUG: I was hiding under your porch
because I love you. Can I stay?

_________________________________
Can you stay?
Well, you're my dog, aren't you?

_________________________________
And I'm your master.

_________________________________

DUG: You're my master?

_________________________________
Oh, boy! Oh, boy!

_________________________________
CARL: Good boy, Dug!
You're a good boy!
_________________________________

_________________________________

(SHIP CREAKING)
_________________________________

(WIND HOWLING)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(ALL PANTING)
_________________________________

(SCREECHING)
_________________________________

Come on, guys, I think

it's just over this hill.
_________________________________

(ALL GROANING)
_________________________________

How do you expect us

to go up to the surface?
_________________________________

We won't be able to breathe!
_________________________________

All right, all secondary characters
_________________________________

-come with me.

-(ALL GROANING)
_________________________________

-Yeah, I'm with you guys.

-No way, Squidward.
_________________________________

You're going up there with us.
_________________________________

My feet hurt.
_________________________________

-Patrick, you don't have feet.

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

It's not fair! You have feet.
_________________________________

Sandy has feet. Squidward has feet.
_________________________________

Actually, I have four feet.
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

SPONGEBOB: It's not about feet.
_________________________________

SQUIDWARD: What is it about, then?
_________________________________

SPONGEBOB: It's about being a team
_________________________________

and sticking together, no matter what!
_________________________________

The only way we're going

up there is if some
_________________________________

fairy godmother shows up

and helps us breathe air.
_________________________________

-Bubbles!

-SpongeBob, you know this guy?
_________________________________

Don't hurt us!

We're sorry we got you fired.
_________________________________

Hurt you? (CLICKING)
_________________________________

Why, I traveled back

through time to thank you.
_________________________________

I've been stuck in that job for eons.
_________________________________

I needed a change,
_________________________________

but I was too afraid to go for it.
_________________________________

Well, Bubbles, I'm glad we could help.
_________________________________

Now it is my turn to help.
_________________________________

I can get you safety to the surface.
_________________________________

Now! (CLICKING)
_________________________________

Quick, all of you, get in my mouth.
_________________________________

Come on, guys, let's go!
_________________________________

There's no way I'm climbing

into some dolphin's mouth.
_________________________________

Yeah. This guy just wants a free lunch.
_________________________________

Guys, if Bubbles has the courage
_________________________________

to quit his dead-end, nowhere job
_________________________________

and travel back through time to help us,
_________________________________

then we need to have the courage to...
_________________________________

(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Well, I never thought

I'd be eaten by a dolphin.
_________________________________

No, if he was eating us,
_________________________________

he'd be chewing us up

and we'd be going down there.
_________________________________

This is what you call riding in style.
_________________________________

(SIGHS) Not a lot of legroom in here.
_________________________________

Well, maybe if you didn't have four feet!
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Note to self:

Never stow away in a gym sock.
_________________________________

What's happening? I feel tingly!
_________________________________

(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________

-(ALL GRUNTING)
-SQUIDWARD: Ow, my neck!
_________________________________

I've done all I can.
_________________________________

The rest is up to you.
_________________________________

Thank you, Bubbles!
_________________________________

Farewell, SpongeBob.
_________________________________

Farewell, Bubbles.
_________________________________

Now to update my... (CLICKING)
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Resume!
_________________________________

(INHALES DEEPLY)
_________________________________

Ah! Fresh air! Oh, how I've missed you.
_________________________________

Ugh! This place smells awful!
_________________________________

(SNIFFING) Come on, guys.
_________________________________

Let's get the Krabby Patty formula
_________________________________

and save Bikini Bottom.
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

What is this place?
_________________________________

KRABS: I have a bad feeling about this.
_________________________________

Maybe this guy knows

where we are. He looks smart.
_________________________________

He's got five heads.
_________________________________

Uh, sir? Could you tell us

where to find a Krabby Patty?
_________________________________

Hey, my friend's talking to you!
_________________________________

-What?

-(SNORING)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

A giant, hairy porpoise!
_________________________________

(GASPS) It's beached!
_________________________________

It's suffering. Poor thing.
_________________________________

Y'all, those aren't porpoises.
_________________________________

-All hands on deck!

-Oh, brother.
_________________________________

We need to get these guys

back in the water.
_________________________________

SPONGEBOB: Come on! Push!
_________________________________

KRABS: Heave!

ALL: Ho!
_________________________________

-Heave!

-ALL: Ho!
_________________________________

-Heave!

-ALL: Ho!
_________________________________

-Put your back into it!

-(ALL GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Come on, push!
_________________________________

SQUIDWARD: Well, I guess

this is where that
_________________________________

horrible smell was coming from.
_________________________________

-(METAL CLANGS)

-(ALL GROAN)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

Excuse me, do you know

where we can get
_________________________________

a Krabby Patty around here?
_________________________________

Invaders!
_________________________________

Uh-oh.
_________________________________

You get out of my sister's sand castle!
_________________________________

-GIRL: Mom!
-(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

(BOTH SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

Where have you been all my life?
_________________________________

Ow. Whoa!
_________________________________

WOMAN: Mmm.
_________________________________

Oh, Frank.
_________________________________

That feels so good.
_________________________________

(GOBBLING)
_________________________________

Gross!
_________________________________

-Oh, hey, Squidward.

-(GROANING)
_________________________________

Sandy! (SNIFFING)
_________________________________

The Krabby Patty!
_________________________________

I think I see where it's coming from!
_________________________________

(BOTH SCREAMING)
_________________________________

SpongeBob, you will not believe the size
_________________________________

of the ice creams here.
_________________________________

I wonder what other

giant snacks they have.
_________________________________

(GASPS) Cotton candy?
_________________________________

(BOTH GASPING)
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Wow.
_________________________________

If you ate all that,

you'd have enough energy
_________________________________

to run around the whole world!
_________________________________

BOTH: Whoo-hoo!
_________________________________

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________

(BOTH LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
_________________________________

Ugh! When is the sugar gonna wear off?
_________________________________

(SNIFFING)
_________________________________

Hey, guys, I smell Krabby Patties!
_________________________________

-I think it's this way!

-Huh?
_________________________________

(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________

KRABS: Don't leave me, Squidward!
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

-Now what?

-We're never going to make it!
_________________________________

ALL: Huh?
_________________________________

(BICYCLE BELL RINGING)
_________________________________

-Heave!

-Ho!
_________________________________

-Heave!

-Ho!
_________________________________

-Heave!

-Ho!
_________________________________

We're doing it, guys!
_________________________________

-MAN: Dude, watch out!
-(PEOPLE GROANING)
_________________________________

Hold on!
_________________________________

-(SCREAMING)
-SQUIDWARD: SpongeBob!
_________________________________

-Huh? Lean!

-Starboard! (GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(WOMAN GASPS)
_________________________________

ALL: Whoa!
_________________________________

(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(ALL GROANING)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

-What the... (GASPS)

-What?
_________________________________

"Home of the Krabby Patty"?
_________________________________

(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
_________________________________

But The Krusty Krab

is the home of the Krabby Patty!
_________________________________

Mr. Krabs, what are we gonna do?
_________________________________

$8.99 for a Krabby Patty?
_________________________________

Why didn't I think of that?
_________________________________

-(SIZZLING)

-(SINGING)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

-You!

-Huh?
_________________________________

Cease and desist that

unauthorized patty flipping!
_________________________________

Yeah, that's my job!
_________________________________

BURGER BEARD: How did you get here?
_________________________________

You cannot breathe air.
_________________________________

Well, there was this magical dolphin
_________________________________

from the future who shot us

out of his blowhole, and...
_________________________________

Wait! Wait.
_________________________________

That's not in the book.
_________________________________

Book?
_________________________________

There is no magical dolphin in this story.
_________________________________

What story?
_________________________________

The story of how Bikini

Bottom was brought to its knees
_________________________________

when its beloved Krabby Patty formula
_________________________________

was stolen by me,
_________________________________

Burger Beard.
_________________________________

How does it end?
_________________________________

Well, let me see.
_________________________________

It looks like, uh,
_________________________________

Burger Beard becomes the richest
_________________________________

food truck proprietor in all the land.
_________________________________

But how did you steal the formula?
_________________________________

That was easy.
_________________________________

I simply rewrote the story, and...
_________________________________

Poof!
_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-Me formuler!
_________________________________

What do you mean, rewrote the story?
_________________________________

Watch this.
_________________________________

"The brave
_________________________________

"and handsome
_________________________________

"Burger Beard
_________________________________

-"banished our poor heroes..."

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

"...to be stranded on
_________________________________

"Pelican Island!"
_________________________________

(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(BURGER BEARD LAUGHING)
_________________________________

"The End"!
_________________________________

(SQUAWKING)
_________________________________

Oh, this looks bad.
_________________________________

And these guys look hungry!
_________________________________

-Look out!

-(SCREECHING)
_________________________________

(YELPING)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Nice. So this is what teamwork get you.
_________________________________

Here! Take Squidward, you vile beasts!
_________________________________

I want to be on a new team.

This one's broken.
_________________________________

Sandy, you're smart.

You have any ideas?
_________________________________

I ain't been too smart
_________________________________

since I found this old piece of paper!
_________________________________

(LAUGHS EVILLY)
_________________________________

-What?
-KRABS: Incoming!
_________________________________

(SCREECHING)
_________________________________

Wait a minute!
_________________________________

(GRUNTS) Now all we need
_________________________________

-is some ink!

-(SQUIDWARD SQUIRTS)
_________________________________

Oh. Which Squidward

has helpfully provided.
_________________________________

It happens when I'm nervous.
_________________________________

Whatever you're going to do,
_________________________________

make it quick! They're closing in on us!
_________________________________

I'm gonna write us an ending.
_________________________________

(ROARS)
_________________________________

Will it be a happy ending?
_________________________________

It's going to be superpowered!
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(LAUGHING EVILLY)
_________________________________

I'll show you a happy ending.
_________________________________

_________________________________

(RHINO HUMMING)
_________________________________

Over there.

_________________________________

(EXHALES)
_________________________________

There it is.

_________________________________

(RHINO BREATHING HEAVILY)
_________________________________

This'll be just like the time you
infiltrated Calico's Arctic hover-base!

_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

But it's not gonna be
exactly like that, Rhino.

_________________________________

We're gonna have to do things
a little differently.

_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

Stealth mode.

_________________________________

Good night, Ester.

_________________________________

Good night, Lloyd.

_________________________________

Lloyd?
_________________________________

Lloyd Spoon,
you jump out and scare me,
_________________________________

and I'm gonna pepper-spray you again!
_________________________________

I swear, it's like I work with toddlers.

_________________________________

Threat nullified.

_________________________________

(RHINO CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

I feel alive.

_________________________________

Shh!
_________________________________

There's a guard.

_________________________________

I'll snap his neck.

_________________________________

We need to get him away
from that door.

_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

-Ball?

-Ball?
_________________________________

-Ball? Ball? Ball?

-Ball! Ball! Ball!
_________________________________

I'm just... I'm read... I'm just...
Just pipe down!
_________________________________

Mittens?
_________________________________

Bolt? What are you doing here?
_________________________________

I'm busting you out.

_________________________________

You... You came all the way back here
for me?
_________________________________

Yeah.

_________________________________

But how'd you... I mean,
you don't have any superpowers.

_________________________________

-I know.

-Really?

_________________________________
-Yeah.

-Wow. Crazy day for you, huh?

_________________________________
It's been a lot. Yes, it has.

Are you ready for this?
_________________________________

-No.

-Me neither.

_________________________________

Hey, hey, hey!
What is twisting your giblets?
_________________________________

Hey, wait.
Where'd you get that hamster?

_________________________________
Give it. Give it.

_________________________________

(BARKS)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS) Hey, wait!
_________________________________

Initiating escape.

_________________________________

MAN: Ow!
_________________________________

What the... Hey!
_________________________________

Lloyd! Block the door!
_________________________________

Block the door, block the door,
block the door!
_________________________________

RHINO: Superbark. Superbark!
_________________________________

(YELPS)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(RHINO LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Sweet Sister Frances!

What did you do to my new truck?
_________________________________

You hold on right there!
_________________________________

(BOTH SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Golly, Ester!
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Both you boys need serious help!
_________________________________

MAN: Spicy eyes!
_________________________________

_________________________________