Sunday, February 16, 2020

Disney NeverEnding Chronicles (Spring 2017 Part 1) - Subtitles (en)

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January–February 2017
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(GROANS)
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We're here?
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See, told you I could do it!
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Motunui?
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I'm home?
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-TUI: Moana!
-Dad?
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SINA: Moana!
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Mom?
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Help!
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No!
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Moana!
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(GASPS)
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MAUI: Enjoy your beauty rest?
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You know,
a real wayfinder never sleeps...
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so they actually get
where they need to go.
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Muscle up, buttercup.
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We're here.
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You're sure this guy's gonna
have your hook?
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Tamatoa? Oh, he'll have it.
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He's a scavenger. Collects stuff.
Thinks it makes him look cool.
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Ah!
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And for Tamatoa, trust me...
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my hook is the coolest collectible.
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And he lives up there?
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No, no, no.
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That's just the entrance...
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to Lalotai.
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(GASPS) Lalotai?
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Realm of monsters?
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We're going to the realm of monsters?
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We? No. Me.
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You are gonna stay here
with the other chicken. (CLUCKING)
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That's what I'm talking about.
Gimme some.
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Come on. That was a good one.
How do you not get it?
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I called her a chicken,
there's a chicken on the boat.
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I know she's human,
but that's not the...
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You know what? Forget it. Forget it!
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I'm not explaining it to you.
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'Cause then it's not funny.
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(GRUNTING)
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(MOANA GRUNTING)
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(GROANS)
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So, daughter of the chief...
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I thought you stayed in the village.
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You know, kissing babies and things.
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Hey, I'm just trying to understand...
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why your people decided to send...
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How do I phrase this? You.
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My people didn't send me.
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The ocean did.
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The ocean?
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Makes sense.
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You're what, eight? Can't sail.
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Obvious choice.
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It chose me for a reason.
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If the ocean's so smart...
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why didn't it just take the heart
back to Te Fiti itself?
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Or bring me my hook?
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The ocean's straight up kooky-dooks.
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But I'm sure it's not wrong about you.
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You're the Chosen One!
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The ocean chose you for a reason.
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If you start singing,
I'm gonna throw up.
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So, not seeing an entrance.
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Yes, because it only appears...
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after a human sacrifice.
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Kidding. (LAUGHS)
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So serious.
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(COUGHING)
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(SHOUTING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
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Don't worry...
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it's a lot farther down than it looks.
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Cheeeehoooo!
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I am still falling!
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(WATER SPLASHES)
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You can do this.
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Go!
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And he sticks the landing.
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Huh?
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What? Dum-dum, she's not even here.
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No mortal's gonna jump
into the realm of...
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Huh?
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Well, she's dead.
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Okay, let's get my hook.
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Ew! Ew, ew, ew, ew.
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(PANTING)
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(SCREECHING)
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(CREATURE GROWLING)
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Maui's fishhook!
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Yeah! (GROANS)
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(GASPS) Sorry!
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I thought you were a monster...
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But I found your hook.
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And, you're right, this Tamatoa guy
really likes his treasure.
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Stay.
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What? No. I'm the one who found...
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Listen. For a thousand years...
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I've only been thinking of
keeping this hair silky...
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getting my hook...
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and being awesome again.
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And it's not getting screwed up
by a mortal...
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who has no business
inside of a monster cave, except...
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Except...
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maybe as bait.
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Huh?
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Wow!
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The shiny, glittery cave.
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And just like me...
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it is covered in sparkly treasure.
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Sparkle, sparkle, sparkle.
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You're not selling it!
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This is stupid!
I'm just gonna walk up and get it!
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You go up there, he will kill you.
Just stick to the plan.
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Oh, when he shows up,
keep him distracted.
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Make him talk about himself.
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He loves bragging about
how great he is.
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You two must get along swell.
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No, not since I ripped off his leg.
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You ripped off his...
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Maui?
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(LAUGHING)
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What have we here?
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It's a sparkly, shiny... Wait a minute.
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(YELPS)
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Ugh! It's a human!
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What are you doing down here,
in the realm of the...
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Just pick an eye, babe.
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I can't concentrate
on what I'm saying if you keep...
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Yeah, pick one, pick one!
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You're a funny-looking little thing,
aren't you?
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Don't! That's my gramma's!
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"That's my gramma's!"
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I ate my gramma!
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And it took a week,
'cause she was absolutely humongous.
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Why are you here?
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'Cause you're amazing!
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And we mortals have heard of the tale
of the crab who became a legend!
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And I just had to know...
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how you became so...
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crabulous?
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Are you just trying to get me
to talk about myself?
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Because if you are...
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I will gladly do so.
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Huh?
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In song form!
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Well, Tamatoa
hasn't always been this glam
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I was a drab little crab once
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Now I know I can be happy as a clam
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Because I'm beautiful, baby
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And did your granny say
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Listen to your heart
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Be who you are on the inside
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I need three words
To tear her argument apart
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Your granny lied
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I'd rather be shiny
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Like a treasure
From a sunken pirate wreck
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Scrub the deck
And make it look shiny
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I will sparkle like a
Wealthy woman's neck
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Just a sec
Don't ya know
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Fish are dumb, dumb, dumb
They chase anything that glitters
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Beginners
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Oh, and here they come, come, come
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To the brightest thing that glitters
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Mm, fish dinners
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I just love free food
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And you look like seafood
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MAUI: Hey, crab cake!
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I'm back.
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It's Maui Time!
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(GASPS)
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What do you say, little buddy?
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Giant hawk? Coming up!
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Cheeeehoooo!
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Cheeeehoooo!
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Well, well, well.
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Little Maui's having
trouble with his look
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Ya little semi-demi-mini-god
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Ouch
What a terrible performance
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Get the hook
Get it?
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You don't swing it
Like you used to, man
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Yet I have to give you
Credit for my start
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And your tattoos on the outside
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For just like you
I made myself a work of art
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I 'll never hide
I can't
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I'm too shiny
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Watch me dazzle
Like a diamond in the rough
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Strut my stuff
My stuff is so shiny
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Send your armies
But they'll never be enough
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My shell's too tough
Maui, man
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You can try, try, try
But you can't expect a demigod
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To beat a decapod
Look it up
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You Will die, die, die
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Now it's time for me to take apart
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Your achin' heart
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Far from the ones who abandoned you
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Chasing the love of these humans
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Who made you feel wanted
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You tried to be tough
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But your armor's just not hard enough
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Maui
Now it's time to kick your heinie
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Ever seen someone so shiny
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Soak it in
'Cause it's the last you'll ever see
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C'est la vie
Mon ami
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I'm so shiny
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Now I eat you so
prepare your final plea
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Just for me
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You'll never be quite as shiny
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You wish you were nice and shiny
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-MOANA: Hey!
-Huh?
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I got something shiny for ya!
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The heart of Te Fiti.
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You can't run from me!
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Oh, you can. You keep surprising me.
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There's only so far you can get
on those two little legs.
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(YELLS)
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(LAUGHING)
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The power of creation...
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for a crustacean.
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Where is it? Where is it?
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We gotta go!
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What about the heart?
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He can have it. I've got a better one.
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Yes, I have the...
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Wait a minute.
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I see, she's taken a barnacle
and she's covered it in...
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bioluminescent algae as a diversion.
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Come back here!
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Cheeeehoooo!
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Hey!
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Did you like the song?
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(THUDDING)
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We're alive!
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We're alive!
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Listen...
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I appreciate what you did down there.
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Mm-hmm.
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-Took guts.
-Mm-hmm.
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-But...
-Mm-hmm.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm trying to be sincere for once,
and it feels like you're distracted.
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No, no. No way!
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Really? Because you're looking at me
like I have a...
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(GASPS)
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shark head.
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What? Do you have a shark head?
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Look, the point is...
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for a little girl, child, thing,
whatever...
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who had no business
being down there...
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you did me a solid.
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But you also almost died.
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And I couldn't even beat that dumb crab.
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So, chances of beating Te Kā?
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Bupkis.
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We're never making it to Te Fiti.
This mission is cursed.
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It's not cursed.
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Shark head.
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It is not cursed.
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(GROANS)
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Cursed.
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What can I say except
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We're dead soon
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We're dead soon
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Can you at least try?
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Giant hawk.
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Hey, it's okay, it's okay
We're dead soon
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All right, break time's over.
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Get up.
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Why? Are you gonna
give me a speech?
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Tell me I can beat Te Kā
'cause I'm "Maui?"
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Take a hike, Tiny.
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How do you get your tattoos?
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They show up. When I earn them.
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How'd you earn that one?
What's that for?
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That's man's discovery of Nunya.
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What's Nunya?
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Nunya business.
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I'll just keep asking.
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What's it for?
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You need to stop doing that.
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-Back off.
-Just tell me what it is.
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I said back off.
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Is it why your hook's not working?
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You don't wanna talk, don't talk.
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You wanna throw me off the boat...
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throw me off.
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You wanna tell me
I don't know what I'm doing...
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I know I don't.
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I have no idea why the ocean chose me.
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You're right.
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But my island is dying...
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so I am here.
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It's just me and you.
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And I want to help...
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but I can't if you don't let me.
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(SIGHS)
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MAUI: I wasn't born a demigod.
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I had human parents.
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They took one look and decided...
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they did not want me.
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They threw me into the sea...
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like I was nothing.
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Somehow, I was found by the gods.
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They gave me the hook.
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They made me...
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Maui.
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And back to the humans I went.
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I gave them islands, fire, coconuts.
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Anything they could ever want.
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You took the heart for them.
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You did everything for them.
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So they'd love you.
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It was never enough.
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Maybe the gods found you for a reason.
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Maybe the ocean brought you to them...
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because it saw someone
who was worthy of being saved.
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But the gods aren't the ones
who make you Maui.
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You are.
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Okay, okay.
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I love you, too, buddy.
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Cheeeehoooo!
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Yeah!
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Next stop, Te Fiti.
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What?
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I figured it out.
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You know, the ocean used to love
when I pulled up islands...
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'cause your ancestors
would sail her seas and find 'em.
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All those new lands, new villages.
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It was the water that connected 'em all.
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And if I were the ocean...
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I think I'd be looking for
a curly-haired non-princess...
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to start that again.
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That is literally the nicest thing
you've ever said to me.
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Probably should have saved it
for Te Fiti.
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I did.
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Moana of Motunui...
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I believe you have officially
delivered Maui across the great sea.
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Moana! Moana! Moana!
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You're so amazing!
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It's time.
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Go save the world.
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Cheeeehoooo!
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(GASPS)
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(ROARING)
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(GROANS)
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Maui!
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What are you doing?
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Finding you a better way in!
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-We won't make it!
-Yes, we will!
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-Turn around!
-No!
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Moana, stop!
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No!
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(BOTH SCREAMING)
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Are you okay?
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Maui?
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I told you to turn back.
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I thought we could make it.
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We?
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I thought I could make it.
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We can fix it.
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It was made by the gods.
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You can't fix it!
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Next time we'll be more careful.
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Te Kā was stuck on the barrier islands.
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It's lava, it can't go in the water.
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We can find a way around.
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I'm not going back.
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We still have to restore the heart.
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My hook is cracked.
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One more hit, and it's over.
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Maui, you have to restore the heart.
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Without my hook, I am nothing.
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That's not true!
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Without my hook, I am nothing!
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(SHUDDERING)
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We are only here...
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because you stole the heart
in the first place.
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No, we're here because
the ocean told you you're special...
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and you believed it.
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I am Moana of Motunui.
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-You will board my boat...
-Goodbye, Moana.
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Sail across the sea...
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I'm not killing myself...
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so you can prove
you're something you're not!
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And restore the heart of Te Fiti!
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The ocean chose me!
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It chose wrong.
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Maui!
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Why did you bring me here?
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I'm not the right person.
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You have to choose someone else.
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Choose someone else.
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Please.
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(SOBBING)
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No.
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GRAMMA: You're a long ways
past the reef.
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Gramma?
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Guess I chose the right tattoo.
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Gramma!
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I tried, Gramma.
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I couldn't do it.
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It's not your fault.
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I never should have put so much
on your shoulders.
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If you are ready to go home...
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I will be with you.
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Why do you hesitate?
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I don't know.
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I know a girl from an island
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She stands apart from the crowd
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She loves the sea and her people
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She makes her whole family proud
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Sometimes the world
seems against you
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The journey may leave a scar
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But scars can heal and reveal just
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Where you are
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The people you love will change you
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The things you have
learned will guide you
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And nothing on earth can silence
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The quiet voice still inside you
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And when that voice starts to whisper
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Moana, you've come so far
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Moana, listen
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Do you know who you are?
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Who am I?
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I am a girl who loves my island
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And the girl who loves the sea
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It calls me
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I am the daughter of the village chief
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We are descended from voyagers
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Who found their way across the world
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They call me
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I've delivered us to where we are
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I have journeyed farther
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I am everything I've learned and more
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Still it calls me
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And the call isn't out there at all
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It's inside me
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It's like the tide
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Always falling and rising
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I will carry you here in my heart
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You remind me
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That come what may
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I know the way
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I am Moana
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(GRUNTS)
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I am Moana of Motunui.
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Aboard my boat...
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I will sail across the sea...
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and restore the heart of Te Fiti.
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Te Kā can't follow us into the water.
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We make it past the barrier islands...
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we make it to Te Fiti.
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None of which you understand...
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-because you are a chicken.
-(CLUCKING)
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(ROARING)
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(GRUNTING)
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(YELPS)
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No!
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Heihei! No, no, no!
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Nice work!
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Te Fiti.
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(COUGHING)
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(GRUNTING)
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(EAGLE SCREECHING)
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Maui!
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You came back.
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(CHUCKLES)
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But your hook.
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One more hit and...
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Te Kā's gotta catch me first.
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(TE KĀ ROARING)
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I got your back, Chosen One.
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Go save the world.
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Maui.
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Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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Cheeeehoooo!
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(SCREAMING)
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Hot-hot-hot, hot-hot-hot!
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Hey, Te Kā!
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Shark head!
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Cheeeehoooo!
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(GROANS)
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Moana!
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Get the heart to the spiral!
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Te Fiti...
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it's gone.
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MAUI: Te Kā!
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(SHOUTING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
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Let her come to me.
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(ROARING)
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I have crossed the horizon to find you
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I know your name
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They have stolen the
heart from inside you
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But this does not define you
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This is not who you are
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You know who you are
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Who you truly are.
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Te Fiti!
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(HEIHEI SCREECHING)
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The chicken lives.
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I'm sorry about your hook.
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Well, hook, no hook...
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I'm Maui.
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(GASPS) Te Fiti!
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(LAUGHING SHEEPISHLY)
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Hey, I mean, how you been?
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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Look, what I did was...
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wrong.
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I have no excuse.
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I'm sorry.
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(GASPS)
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You know, it'd be rude to refuse
a gift from a goddess.
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Cheeeehoooo!
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Thank you.
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Your kind gesture is
deeply appreciated.
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Cheeeehoooo.
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Gonna miss you, drumstick.
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You could come with us, you know.
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My people are going to need
a master wayfinder.
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They already have one.
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See you out there, Maui.
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See you out there, Moana.
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Cheeeehoooo!
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Mom! Dad!
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Moana!
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I may have gone
a little ways past the reef.
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It suits you.
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MALE VILLAGER: She's back!
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-FEMALE VILLAGER: Moana!
-(PUA SQUEALING)
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MOANA: Pua!
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Moana!
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Welcome home!
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(VILLAGERS CHEERING)
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February 2017 (during the Oscars)
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JUDY: When I was a kid...
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I thought Zootopia
was this perfect place.
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Where everyone got along
and anyone could be anything.
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Turns out...
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real life is a little bit
more complicated...
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than a slogan on a bumper sticker.
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Real life is messy.
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We all have limitations.
We all make mistakes.
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Which means, hey, glass half full...
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we all have a lot in common.
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And the more we try
to understand one another...
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the more exceptional
each of us will be.
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But we have to try.
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So, no matter what type
of animal you are...
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From the biggest elephant...
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to our first fox...
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I implore you... Try.
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Try to make the world a better place.
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Look inside yourself...
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and recognize that change...
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starts with you.
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It starts with me.
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It starts with all of us.
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(ALL CHEERING)
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February 2017 (after the Oscars)
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Knock, knock.
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(CLEARS THROAT) Oh.
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Hey, Dusty.
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I just...
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Hmm.
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I wish there was, uh...
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You know, I wish there was
something I could do.
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Oh, there's nothing. It's all right.
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I'm old, Dusty.
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Looks like my firefighting days are over.
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Uh, no.
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No, Mayday.
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Look, there's still plenty
of firefight left in you.
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Look at...
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I mean, right here,
"Firefighter of the Year."
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Huh, 1968.
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Okay. Your Bronze Star.
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Old and tarnished.
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Like me.
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DUSTY: Oh.
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Is this you and an old crop duster?
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-Hmm?
-This one, right here.
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Oh, yeah.
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Mendocino, 1956.
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Oh, '55, '55.
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Yeah, I was there. Yeah, I was there.
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I got to witness
one of the very first aerial firefighters.
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-DUSTY: Oh.
-Nowadays known as a "SEAT."
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DUSTY: A "SEAT"?
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MAYDAY:
Yeah. A "Single Engine Air Tanker."
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DUSTY: Huh.
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MAYDAY:
You see, instead of dusting crops,
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you know, like you used to do,
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they drop water.
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-Wow.
-Yeah.
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Uh,
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Mayday?
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Mmm-hmm?
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What if I became our second firefighter?
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You?
_________________________________
Yeah. Dottie will fix you up,
_________________________________
and I'll get certified.
_________________________________
What about your racing?
_________________________________
Look. Right now, we need
to get Propwash reopened.
_________________________________
Me...
_________________________________
And you.
_________________________________
I don't know what to say.
_________________________________
Thanks, Dusty.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(NORTH VOCALIZING)
_________________________________
(NORTH LAUGHS)
_________________________________
NORTH: Still waiting for cookies!
_________________________________
(CONTINUES VOCALIZING)
_________________________________
(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING)
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) Yes!
_________________________________
Ah, finally!
_________________________________
(MUNCHING) Mmm! Mmm.
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMS IN DISAPPOINTMENT)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(BOTH EXCLAIMING FEARFULLY)
_________________________________
(SIGHS) How many times
have I told you to knock?
_________________________________
-(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
-What?
_________________________________
The Globe?
_________________________________
Shoo with your pointy heads.
_________________________________
Why are you always under boot?
_________________________________
(CRACKLING)
_________________________________
What is this?
_________________________________
Have you checked the axis?
Is rotation balanced?
_________________________________
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
_________________________________
(YETIS EXCLAIM FEARFULLY)
_________________________________
(LAUGHING EVILLY)
_________________________________
Can it be?
_________________________________
Dingle!
_________________________________
Make preparations.
_________________________________
We are going to have company.
_________________________________
(SIGHS CONTENTEDLY)
_________________________________
TOOTH: Eighteen central incisors.
_________________________________
Moscow, sector 9.
22 incisors, 18 premolars.
_________________________________
Uh-oh. Heavy rain advisory.
_________________________________
Des Moines, we've got a cusped
at 23 Maple. Head out!
_________________________________
Wait! It's her first tooth.
_________________________________
Have you ever seen
a more adorable lateral incisor
_________________________________
in all of your life?
_________________________________
Look how she flossed.
_________________________________
(FAIRY SQUEAKING)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
NORTH: My fellow Guardians,
_________________________________
it is our job to watch over
the children of the world
_________________________________
and keep them safe.
_________________________________
To bring wonder, hope, and dreams.
_________________________________
And so I have called us
all here for one reason,
_________________________________
and one reason only.
_________________________________
The children are in danger.
_________________________________
An enemy we have kept at bay
for centuries
_________________________________
has finally decided to strike back.
_________________________________
We alone can stop him.
_________________________________
(INHALES DEEPLY)
_________________________________
Oh, it's freezing!
_________________________________
Oh, I can't feel my feet!
I can't feel my feet!
_________________________________
NORTH: Cookies? Eggnog? Anyone?
_________________________________
BUNNY: This better be good, North.
_________________________________
Sandy, thank you for coming.
_________________________________
I know, I know.
_________________________________
But I obviously wouldn't
have called you all here
_________________________________
unless it was serious.
_________________________________
Shh!
_________________________________
The Boogeyman was here! At the Pole!
_________________________________
(GASPS) Pitch?
_________________________________
Pitch Black? Here?
_________________________________
NORTH: Yes.
_________________________________
There was black sand
covering the Globe.
_________________________________
(STAMMERS)
What do you mean, black sand?
_________________________________
And then a shadow!
_________________________________
Hold on, hold on.
I thought you said you saw Pitch.
_________________________________
Well, uh, not exactly.
_________________________________
"Not exactly"? Can you believe this guy?
_________________________________
Yeah. You said it, Sandy.
_________________________________
Look, he's up to something very bad.
_________________________________
I feel it
_________________________________
in my belly.
_________________________________
Hang on, hang on. You mean
to say you summoned me here
_________________________________
three days before Easter
because of your belly?
_________________________________
Mate, if I did this
to you three days before Christmas...
_________________________________
Please, Bunny. Easter is not Christmas.
_________________________________
(LAUGHS SCORNFULLY) Here we go.
_________________________________
(STAMMERS)
North, I don't have time for this!
_________________________________
I've still got two million eggs
to finish up!
_________________________________
No matter how much you paint,
is still egg.
_________________________________
Look, mate,
I'm dealing with perishables.
_________________________________
Right? You've got all year to prepare!
_________________________________
Why are rabbits always so nervous?
_________________________________
And why are you always
such a blowhard?
_________________________________
(TOOTH JABBERING)
_________________________________
Tooth! Can't you see we're trying
to argue?
_________________________________
Sorry. Not all of us get
to work one night a year.
_________________________________
Am I right, Sandy?
_________________________________
(GASPS) San Diego, sector 2.
_________________________________
Come on, mate.
Pitch went out with the Dark Ages.
_________________________________
We made sure of it.
_________________________________
NORTH: I know it was him.
We have serious situation.
_________________________________
Well, I've got a serious situation
with some eggs.
_________________________________
(RINGING)
_________________________________
Ah! Man in Moon!
_________________________________
Sandy, why didn't you say something?
_________________________________
It's been a long time, old friend.
_________________________________
What is big news?
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
It is Pitch.
_________________________________
Manny, what must we do?
_________________________________
TOOTH: Uh, guys,
you know what this means?
_________________________________
He's choosing a new Guardian.
_________________________________
What? Why?
_________________________________
NORTH: Must be big deal.
Manny thinks we need help.
_________________________________
Since when do we need help?
_________________________________
I wonder who it's gonna be!
_________________________________
Maybe the Leprechaun?
_________________________________
Please not the Groundhog,
please not the Groundhog.
_________________________________
(GASPS EXPECTANTLY)
_________________________________
Jack Frost.
_________________________________
(ALL SQUEAL IN DELIGHT)
_________________________________
Uh, I take it back. The Groundhog's fine.
_________________________________
As long as he helps
to protect the children. Right?
_________________________________
Jack Frost?
He doesn't care about children!
_________________________________
All right?
All he does is freeze water pipes
_________________________________
and mess with my egg hunts!
_________________________________
All right?
He's an irresponsible, selfish...
_________________________________
Guardian.
_________________________________
BUNNY: Jack Frost is many things,
_________________________________
but he is not a Guardian.
_________________________________
_________________________________
KING MICKEY: Donald,
_________________________________
I'm sorry to rush off
without saying goodbye,
_________________________________
but there's big trouble brewing.
_________________________________
I'm not sure why, but the stars have
been blinking out, one by one.
_________________________________
And that means disaster
can't be far behind.
_________________________________
I hate to leave you all
but I've gotta go check into it.
_________________________________
There's someone with a "key",
_________________________________
the key to our survival.
_________________________________
So I need you and Goofy to find him,
and stick with him. Got it?
_________________________________
We need that key or we're doomed!
_________________________________
So go to Traverse Town and find Leon.
_________________________________
He'll point you in the right direction.
_________________________________
P.S.
_________________________________
Would you apologize to Minnie for me?
_________________________________
Thanks, pal.
_________________________________
DAISY: Oh, dear!
What could this mean?
_________________________________
It means we'll just have to trust the king.
_________________________________
Gawrsh, I sure hope he's all right.
_________________________________
Your Highness.
_________________________________
Don't worry.
We'll find the king and this "key."
_________________________________
Thank you, both of you.
_________________________________
Daisy, can you take care of...
_________________________________
Of course.
You be careful, now, both of you.
_________________________________
Oh, and to chronicle your travels,
he will accompany you.
_________________________________
Over here!
_________________________________
Cricket's the name.
Jiminy Cricket, at your service.
_________________________________
We hope for your safe return.
Please help the king.
_________________________________
You're coming, too!
_________________________________
GOOFY: Gawrsh, Jiminy,
your world disappeared, too?
_________________________________
JIMINY: It was terrible.
We were scattered.
_________________________________
And as far as I can see, I'm the
only one who made it to this castle.
_________________________________
Goofy?
_________________________________
Oh, right...
_________________________________
I gotcha. While we're in the other worlds,
we can't let on where we're from.
_________________________________
We've gotta protect the world border.
_________________________________
"Order."
_________________________________
Right. World order. (LAUGHS)
_________________________________
(DONALD SIGHS)
_________________________________
GOOFY: I guess we'll need new
duds when we get there.
_________________________________
(WHIRRING)
_________________________________
Hello up there?
Donald Duck to launch crew!
_________________________________
DONALD: Anytime you're ready.
_________________________________
(BEEPING)
_________________________________
(WHIRRING)
_________________________________
DONALD: Blast off!
_________________________________
-(DONALD QUACKING)
-GOOFY: Ya-hoo-hoo-hooey!
_________________________________
_________________________________
(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
(ELECTRONIC SURGE THUMPS)
_________________________________
(STEADY BEEPING)
_________________________________
(CLANK)
_________________________________
(RUMBLING)
_________________________________
(WHOOSHING)
_________________________________
(CLANK)
_________________________________
(ELECTRONIC BEEPING)
_________________________________
(CROWD MURMURING)
_________________________________
(ELECTRIC SURGE THUMPS)
_________________________________
(FOOTSTEPS THUDDING)
_________________________________
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
(FEMALE VOICE) Read the charges.
_________________________________
Dr. Jumba Jookiba,
_________________________________
lead scientist of
Galaxy Defense Industries,
_________________________________
you stand before this council
_________________________________
accused of illegal
genetic experimentation.
_________________________________
(ELECTRONIC WHIRRING)
_________________________________
(THUD)
_________________________________
GRAND COUNCILWOMAN:
How do you plead?
_________________________________
Not guilty!
_________________________________
My experiments are only theoretical,
completely within legal boundaries.
_________________________________
We believe you actually
created something.
_________________________________
Created something? Ha!
_________________________________
But that would be
irresponsible and unethical.
_________________________________
I would never, ever...
_________________________________
(WHOOSHES SOFTLY)
_________________________________
...make more than one.
_________________________________
(GROWLING AND SNARLING)
_________________________________
(CLANKS)
_________________________________
(ALL GASPING)
_________________________________
What is that monstrosity?
_________________________________
Monstrosity?
_________________________________
What you see before you is
the first of a new species.
_________________________________
I call it experiment 6-2-6.
_________________________________
(SNARLING)
_________________________________
JUMBA: He is bulletproof, fireproof
_________________________________
and can think faster
than supercomputer.
_________________________________
He can see in the dark
and move objects 3,000 times his size.
_________________________________
His only instinct,
to destroy everything he touches!
_________________________________
(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
_________________________________
So, it is a monster.
_________________________________
Hey, just a little one.
_________________________________
It is an affront to nature.
It must be destroyed!
_________________________________
Calm yourself, Captain Gantu.
Perhaps it can be reasoned with.
_________________________________
Experiment 6-2-6, give us some sign
you understand any of this.
_________________________________
Show us that there is something
inside you that is good.
_________________________________
(CLEARING THROAT)
_________________________________
ALL: Hmm?
_________________________________
Meega, nala kweesta!
_________________________________
(HORRIFIED GASPS)
_________________________________
(RETCHING)
_________________________________
So naughty!
_________________________________
(CACKLING SINISTERLY)
_________________________________
I didn't teach it that.
_________________________________
Place that idiot scientist under arrest!
_________________________________
I prefer to be called "evil genius"!
_________________________________
And as for that abomination...
_________________________________
(SLURPING)
_________________________________
...it is the flawed product
of a deranged mind.
_________________________________
(GLASS SQUEAKING)
_________________________________
It has no place among us.
_________________________________
Captain Gantu, take him away.
_________________________________
With pleasure.
_________________________________
(KNUCKLES CRACKING)
_________________________________
(MUTTERING)
_________________________________
(CLANKING)
_________________________________
(SNARLING)
_________________________________
(SQUEAKS)
_________________________________
(JABBERING)
_________________________________
(YELPS)
_________________________________
Hmm.
_________________________________
(GURGLING)
_________________________________
(CLANKING AND WHIRRING)
_________________________________
(SNORTING)
_________________________________
Uncomfortable?
_________________________________
Oh... Good!
_________________________________
The council has banished you
to exile on a desert asteroid.
_________________________________
So, relax... Enjoy the trip
_________________________________
and don't get any ideas.
_________________________________
These guns are locked
onto your genetic signature.
_________________________________
They won't shoot anyone but you.
_________________________________
(FEROCIOUS SNARL)
_________________________________
Ow! Why, you...
_________________________________
(CLEARING THROAT)
_________________________________
May I remind the Captain
that he is on duty.
_________________________________
(PISTOL SQUEAKS AND POPS)
_________________________________
Secure the cell!
_________________________________
Aye, captain.
_________________________________
(WHIRS AND THUDS)
_________________________________
(HATCH WHIRS SHUT)
_________________________________
FEMALE OFFICER: Captain on deck.
_________________________________
All ahead full.
_________________________________
(SEAT CUSHION HISSES)
_________________________________
(CONTROLS BEEPING)
_________________________________
Do... Does this, uh,
look infected to you?
_________________________________
(ENGINE WHOOSHING)
_________________________________
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS)
_________________________________
(GUNS WHIRRING)
_________________________________
(CLICKING AND WHIRRING)
_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________
(THROATY GURGLING)
_________________________________
(HIGH-PITCHED SQUEAL)
_________________________________
(GURGLING AND WHIRRING
CONTINUE)
_________________________________
Quiet, you.
_________________________________
(GROWLING AND SNORTING)
_________________________________
-Gunfire in the cell bay!
-Open a channel.
_________________________________
(TEETH CHATTERING)
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________
(GUNS ZAPPING)
_________________________________
(ALARM BUZZING)
_________________________________
He's loose on Deck C!
_________________________________
Red alert. Seal off the deck!
_________________________________
(YELPS, GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(WHIMPERING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Security, converge on Door 7!
_________________________________
GANTU: (OVER INTERCOM)
Deadly force authorized. Fire on sight!
_________________________________
There he is!
_________________________________
(SQUEALING)
_________________________________
Security to bridge.
_________________________________
It's in the ventilation system.
_________________________________
(FOOTSTEPS CLICKING)
_________________________________
He's headed for the power...
_________________________________
(ENGINES WHINING)
_________________________________
...grid.
_________________________________
(LOUD THUD, WHOOSHING)
_________________________________
What was that?
_________________________________
I don't think he's on the ship anymore.
_________________________________
Confirmed. He's taken a police cruiser.
_________________________________
(ALARM BEEPING)
_________________________________
Yeah... He took the red one.
_________________________________
(HORN HONKING)
_________________________________
Yee-haw!
_________________________________
(WEAPON FIRE CRACKLING)
_________________________________
(YELLING)
_________________________________
(WEAPONS ZAPPING)
_________________________________
(WHOOSHING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(ENGINES WHINING)
_________________________________
Hmm?
_________________________________
PILOT: That's it! We got it. We got it!
_________________________________
(SHOUTING AND LAUGHING)
_________________________________
COMPUTER VOICE:
Hyperdrive activated. System charging.
_________________________________
He's engaged his H-drive!
_________________________________
COMPUTER: Warning,
guidance is not functional.
_________________________________
Pursuit Commander, that crazy trog
is about to make a jump!
_________________________________
COMMANDER: Break formation!
Get clear of that ship!
_________________________________
Navigation failure.
Do not engage hyper...
_________________________________
(THUNDEROUS EXPLOSION)
_________________________________
(ELECTRICAL CRACKLING)
_________________________________
(POUNDS CHAIR)
_________________________________
(FRUSTRATED SIGH)
_________________________________
Get me Galactic Control.
_________________________________
(DOOR WHOOSHES)
_________________________________
Where is he?
_________________________________
He's still in hyperspace.
_________________________________
Where will he exit?
_________________________________
Calculating now.
_________________________________
Quadrant 17, section 0-0-5, area 51.
_________________________________
A planet called... Ee-arth.
_________________________________
I want an expert on this planet
in here now!
_________________________________
(MONITOR BEEPING)
_________________________________
What is that?
_________________________________
Water. Most of the planet
is covered in it.
_________________________________
He won't survive in water.
His molecular density is too great.
_________________________________
(RELIEVED SIGHS)
_________________________________
(BEEPING CONTINUES)
_________________________________
No...
_________________________________
(BELL DINGING)
_________________________________
(CLAMORING)
_________________________________
Of course.
_________________________________
How much time do we have?
_________________________________
We have projected his landing
at three hours, 42 minutes.
_________________________________
Oh, we have to gas the planet.
_________________________________
Hold it! Hold everything!
_________________________________
Earth is a protected wildlife preserve.
_________________________________
Yeah. We've been using it
to rebuild the mosquito population
_________________________________
which, need I remind you,
is an endangered species!
_________________________________
Am I to assume you are the expert?
_________________________________
(LAUGHING MODESTLY)
Oh, I don't know about "expert."
_________________________________
(CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________
Agent Pleakley at your service.
_________________________________
Can we not simply destroy the island?
_________________________________
No! Crazyhead!
_________________________________
The mosquito's food of choice,
primitive humanoid life forms,
_________________________________
have colonies all over that planet.
_________________________________
Are they intelligent?
_________________________________
No, but they're very delicate.
_________________________________
In fact, every time an asteroid strikes
their planet,
_________________________________
they have to begin life all over.
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
It's fascinating, isn't it?
With this, I've been able to study...
_________________________________
What if our military forces
just landed there?
_________________________________
Well, that'd be a bad idea!
_________________________________
These are extremely
simple creatures, miss.
_________________________________
Landing there would create
mass mayhem and planet-wide panic!
_________________________________
A quiet capture would require
an understanding of 6-2-6
_________________________________
that we do not possess!
_________________________________
Who, then, Mr. Pleakley,
would you send for his extraction?
_________________________________
Does he have a brother?
_________________________________
Close grandmother, perhaps?
_________________________________
(ANGRY SHOUTING)
_________________________________
(INSANE JABBERING)
_________________________________
Friendly cousin?
_________________________________
Neighbor with a beard?
_________________________________
(INMATES CHANTING FURIOUSLY)
_________________________________
(WHIRRING)
_________________________________
(ELECTRICAL HUMMING)
_________________________________
(ENRAGED ROARING)
_________________________________
(GOBBLING)
_________________________________
(SNIFFLES)
_________________________________
(JUMBA MURMURING)
_________________________________
(LAUGHING SINISTERLY)
_________________________________
He got away?
_________________________________
I'm sure this comes
as no surprise to you.
_________________________________
I designed this creature
for to be unstoppable.
_________________________________
Which is precisely why
you must now bring him back.
_________________________________
What? Me?
_________________________________
And to reward you,
_________________________________
we are willing to trade
your freedom for his capture.
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
6-2-6 will not come easily.
_________________________________
Maybe direct hit from plasma cannon
might stun him long enough to...
_________________________________
Plasma cannon granted.
Do we have a bargain, Dr. Jumba?
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
B-b-but it's a delicate planet!
_________________________________
(SINGSONG)
Who's going to control him?
_________________________________
You will.
_________________________________
Very good, your highness.
I... I didn't quite...
_________________________________
(DOOR SLAMS SHUT)
_________________________________
Uh, you're not joking!
_________________________________
So, tell me, my little one-eyed one,
_________________________________
on what poor, pitiful,
defenseless planet
_________________________________
has my monstrosity been unleashed?
_________________________________
_________________________________
March 2017
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SQUAWKING)
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS) Look at that! I got an egg.
_________________________________
How many eggs did you poach,
little brother?
_________________________________
Do we have to steal
other creatures' eggs?
_________________________________
I mean, couldn't we just go vegan?
_________________________________
Sure, we could eat vegans.
_________________________________
-(GRUNTS)
-Whoops! Oh-oh-oh!
_________________________________
(GRUNTS) Son, sometimes I wonder...
_________________________________
how you snuck into this family.
_________________________________
BUCK: (SINGING) Figaro, Figaro
_________________________________
-(ALL GASP)
-Figaro, Figaro, Figaro
_________________________________
With you in a minute.
I'll have to rinse and repeat.
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
That weasel is such a buzzkill.
_________________________________
Let's go, kids.
_________________________________
Don't worry, ma'am.
_________________________________
I'll catch the crew
that poached your egg.
_________________________________
(SLURPS AND EXHALES)
_________________________________
(LAUGHS) It's a pun!
_________________________________
I'm winking under the eye patch.
_________________________________
(SINGING) A mother is crying
A damsel in distress
_________________________________
Foreboding intruders
Have made such a mess
_________________________________
What I detect is a lack of respect
_________________________________
For all that is precious and dear
_________________________________
I am the pint-sized protector
Of this lost world
_________________________________
But my friends call me Buck.
_________________________________
Well, played, guys.
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
I have message, bullies not welcome
_________________________________
Return what you've stolen
_________________________________
Go back where you came from
_________________________________
(VOCALIZING)
_________________________________
You know I'm greater, so don't be a hater
_________________________________
You may be Jurassic, but I am fantastic
_________________________________
(ECHOING) Figaro, Figaro,
Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro
_________________________________
Figaro
_________________________________
-Oh, love that bit.
-(GROWLING)
_________________________________
Running and climbing
And spinning and grinning
_________________________________
And dashing and diving and dodging
_________________________________
And sliding and gliding and staying alive
_________________________________
And these are a few of the things
_________________________________
That I do before lunch
_________________________________
Death defying
Danger denying
_________________________________
Look, I'm flying
_________________________________
You might think I'm mad
But, hey, you only live once
_________________________________
No need to thank me
_________________________________
But if you insist, I won't resist
_________________________________
Who smells like fish?
_________________________________
-ALL: Huh? (SNIFFING)
-Hold on to your butts!
_________________________________
Class
_________________________________
(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Dimissed
_________________________________
(SLURPS AND EXHALES)
_________________________________
Good egg.
_________________________________
(TRICERATOPS BLEATING)
_________________________________
Here you are, my lady.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Huh?
_________________________________
Go! I'll lead them away.
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
Oh, that was fun!
_________________________________
Same time, same place, next week?
_________________________________
Toodles! (LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Congratulations, weasel.
_________________________________
You just signed your death warrant.
_________________________________
Weaseled my way out of that one.
_________________________________
Hmm. What's all that flash
and dazzle about?
_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________
Who puts a rock
in the middle of the jungle?
_________________________________
Ow! (GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(BUCK SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Mmm.
_________________________________
Ooh.
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
Ha!
_________________________________
(SNIFFS)
_________________________________
Blimey!
_________________________________
What is this place?
_________________________________
(CREAKING)
_________________________________
Whoops!
_________________________________
Hmm.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
RUSTY ON SPEAKERS:
What about the car from Everett?
_________________________________
Remember him?
_________________________________
He was stuck in reverse!
_________________________________
I said, you need a house
with a circular driveway!
_________________________________
(BOTH LAUGHING)
_________________________________
You need to get your
rusty tails down here.
_________________________________
I created a drink in your honor.
_________________________________
Yeah! The Rust-eze Medicated
Bumper Bomb.
_________________________________
It goes down faster
than an elevator full of Winnebagos.
_________________________________
-McQUEEN: Rusty and Dusty!
-Well, look who's here.
_________________________________
Hey, there he is!
Good to see you, Lightning!
_________________________________
Thanks, guys. Wow. You're all here.
_________________________________
Sorry, buddy,
did you want this call to be private?
_________________________________
No, Mater. This is perfect. Listen,
thanks, everyone, for sticking by me.
_________________________________
It took me a while to figure it out,
but I know now that it's time...
_________________________________
for me to make some changes.
_________________________________
Changes? What kind of changes?
_________________________________
It's futile to resist change, man.
_________________________________
-You're right, Fillmore.
-Really?
_________________________________
Which is why I have
an announcement to make.
_________________________________
I've thought long and hard about it.
_________________________________
Done a lot of soul-searching
and considered all of the options.
_________________________________
And I've finally decided...
_________________________________
You do want to keep racing?
_________________________________
Are you kidding?
Of course I want to keep racing!
_________________________________
-Thank goodness!
-Glad to hear it. All right.
_________________________________
(SIGHS) Man, for a second I...
_________________________________
Wait a minute.
I knew that the whole time.
_________________________________
Guys! I'm talking about making
this my best season yet!
_________________________________
We were hoping you'd say that.
_________________________________
The thing is, if I'm gonna be
faster than Storm,
_________________________________
I need to train like him.
_________________________________
BOTH: We're way ahead of you, buddy!
_________________________________
Lightning, we want you on the road
first thing in the morning...
_________________________________
so you can come out
and see the brand-new...
_________________________________
BOTH: Rust-eze Racing Center!
_________________________________
-It's wicked awesome.
-What? Rust-eze Racing Center?
_________________________________
It's got all the fancy bells and whistles
that kids are training on these days.
_________________________________
We'll send Macky boy all the directions.
_________________________________
Now get moving, all right?
_________________________________
Okay! Yes!
_________________________________
-Fancy new training center?
-That sounds nice!
_________________________________
Guido, come! We have to pack the tires!
_________________________________
Hey, McQueen!
You can't race in primer, man.
_________________________________
Come on! Let's go.
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(WHIRRING)
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) Ramone,
you have done it again.
_________________________________
It's like the Sistine Chapel on wheels.
_________________________________
-(ENGINE REVVING)
-I'm coming for you, Storm.
_________________________________
_________________________________
CHUG:
One, two, three, lil' jon-jon, and five.
_________________________________
Okay, that's it. That's the morning rush.
_________________________________
Highway's all clear, Duster.
_________________________________
SARGE: Morning, McQueen!
Hey, look at you.
_________________________________
CAR 1: Oh!
CAR 2: He looks so good!
_________________________________
Welcome back. You look different.
_________________________________
-(CHUCKLES) Obviously.
-You look ready.
_________________________________
Guido, come! Scusi, scusi.
Tires coming through.
_________________________________
Go kick those rookies in the trunk.
_________________________________
-(SALLY CHUCKLES)
-All right, bye.
_________________________________
-Catch you on the flipside.
-I'll see you guys in Florida.
_________________________________
-See you, McQueen.
-Don't forget to call me.
_________________________________
-LIZZIE: Good luck in college.
-(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Hey, Sal. Thanks.
_________________________________
Anytime.
_________________________________
Now, when you get
to Piston Peak Air Attack,
_________________________________
you're gonna ask for Blade Ranger.
_________________________________
Blade Ranger.
_________________________________
You got it. Yeah.
_________________________________
He's their Chief of Fire and Rescue.
_________________________________
He's an old friend of mine.
_________________________________
He can train and certify you.
_________________________________
Consider it done, Mayday.
_________________________________
And, Dusty, be careful.
_________________________________
I will.
_________________________________
-Love you!
-Love you more.
_________________________________
Rust-eze Racing Center, here we come!
_________________________________
-Good times ahead.
-(HORN BLOWING)
_________________________________
(SOBBING)
_________________________________
Good luck, Dusty!
_________________________________
Take it easy out there!
_________________________________
SKIPPER: You can do it, Dusty.
_________________________________
CHUG: We're proud of you, pal!
_________________________________
Good luck!
_________________________________
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
♪ When the time gets right
_________________________________
♪ I'm gonna pick you up
_________________________________
♪ And take you far away from
_________________________________
♪ From trouble, my love
_________________________________
♪ Under a big old sky
_________________________________
♪ Out in a field of green
_________________________________
♪ There's got to be something
_________________________________
♪ Left for us to believe
_________________________________
♪ Oh, I await the day
_________________________________
♪ Good fortune comes our way
_________________________________
♪ And we'll ride down
the King's Highway
_________________________________
♪ Yeah, yeah
Yeah ♪
_________________________________
There's a time
_________________________________
In your life
_________________________________
When the world
_________________________________
Is on your side
_________________________________
You might not feel it
_________________________________
You might not see it
_________________________________
But it surrounds you
like a light
_________________________________
Makes you stronger
for the fight
_________________________________
Never letting go
Gotta learn to grow
_________________________________
Watch me
as I touch the sky
_________________________________
Still I fly
_________________________________
Now I know
it's what I gotta do
_________________________________
Find a dream that's new
_________________________________
Give it all I got this time
_________________________________
Still I fly
_________________________________
Oh, Harvey, it's just like I remember.
_________________________________
Winnie, how many pairs
of tires did you pack?
_________________________________
Harvey, you spoiled it.
_________________________________
Now you spoiled the moment.
_________________________________
Breathe it in
I'm gonna shine
_________________________________
It's my moment
Gotta live it, live it right
_________________________________
I'm flying
Flying so strong
_________________________________
CAD: Hello! Welcome, guests,
_________________________________
to the grand reopening weekend
of the magnificent Fusel Lodge!
_________________________________
Ah, we're gonna wipe off
those muddy tires, aren't we?
_________________________________
Yes, we are.
_________________________________
Oh! Good heavens!
Look who we have here!
_________________________________
Never letting go
Gotta learn to grow
_________________________________
Watch me as I touch the sky
_________________________________
Oh still I fly
_________________________________
Still I fly
_________________________________
(REPORTERS CLAMORING)
_________________________________
REPORTER 1: McQueen, over here!
_________________________________
 REPORTER 2:
McQueen, how you feeling?
_________________________________
Have you seen the latest
records Storm's been setting?
_________________________________
Have you given any thought
to retirement?
_________________________________
Okay, that's enough. No questions!
_________________________________
 Scusi. Out of the way!
_________________________________
Coming through! Okay, back up.
Back up! No pictures. No, no, no.
_________________________________
(CAMERAS CLICKING)
_________________________________
Okay, thank you. Bye-bye.
_________________________________
(SIGHS) Guido, can you believe them?
_________________________________
Paparazzi. (SPITS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
MAN WITH CHORUS:
Mahalo Nui la
_________________________________
Ke Ali Iwahine
_________________________________
O Lili Ulani
_________________________________
O Ka Wohi Ku
_________________________________
Ka Pipio Mai O Ke Anuenue
_________________________________
Na Waihooluu A Halikeole
_________________________________
E Nana Na Maka I Ke Ao Malama
_________________________________
Mai Hawaii Akea I Kauai...
_________________________________
(HULA DRUMS BEATING
MIDTEMPO RHYTHM)
_________________________________
(MAN SHOUTS JOYOUSLY
IN HAWAIIAN)
_________________________________
MAN: O Kal'kaua He Inoa
_________________________________
O Ka Pua Mae Ole I Ka I'
_________________________________
Ka Pua Maila I Ka Mauna
_________________________________
I Ke Kuahiwi O Mauna Kea
_________________________________
Ke 'Maila I K'lauea
_________________________________
M'lamalama I Wahinekapu
_________________________________
A Ka Luna O Uw'kahuna
_________________________________
I Ka Pali Kapu O Ka Auea
_________________________________
MAN AND CHORUS:
Ea Mai Ke Ali I Kia Manu
_________________________________
Ua Wehi I Ka Hulu O Ka Mamo
_________________________________
Ka Pua Nani A O Hawai I
_________________________________
O Kal'kaua He Inoa
_________________________________
CHORUS: O Kal'kaua He Inoa
_________________________________
Ka Pua Mae Ole I Ka I'
_________________________________
Ka Pua Maila I Ka Mauna
_________________________________
I Ke Kuahiwi O Mauna Kea
_________________________________
(SPEAKING HAWAIIAN)
_________________________________
Ke 'Maila I K'lauea...
_________________________________
One, two, three, four...
_________________________________
...M'lamalama I Wahinekapu...
_________________________________
Ay-yi-yi.
_________________________________
...A Ka Luna O Uw'kahuna
_________________________________
I Ka Pali Kapu O Ka Auea
_________________________________
MAN AND CHORUS: Mahalo Nui la
_________________________________
Ke Ali Iwahine
_________________________________
O Lili Ulani
_________________________________
O Ka Wohi Ku...
_________________________________
Ea Mai Ke Ali I Kia Manu
_________________________________
Ua Wehi I Ka Hulu O Ka Mamo
_________________________________
Ka Pua Nani A O Hawai I
_________________________________
O Kal'kaua He Inoa...
_________________________________
ALL: He inoa no kalani
kalakaua kulele.
_________________________________
-Whoa!
-Whoa!
_________________________________
(WOMEN GASP)
_________________________________
INSTRUCTOR: Stop, stop.
_________________________________
Lilo, why are you all wet?
_________________________________
It's sandwich day.
_________________________________
(SIGHING)
_________________________________
Every Thursday, I take Pudge the fish
a peanut butter sandwich.
_________________________________
Pudge is a fish?
_________________________________
And today we were out of peanut butter!
_________________________________
So I asked my sister what to give him
and she said a tuna sandwich.
_________________________________
I can't give Pudge tuna!
_________________________________
(WHISPERING)
Do you know what tuna is?
_________________________________
-Fish?
-It's fish!
_________________________________
If I gave Pudge tuna,
I'd be an abomination!
_________________________________
I'm late because I had to go to the store
_________________________________
and get peanut butter
'cause all we have is stinkin' tuna!
_________________________________
Lilo, Lilo, why is this so important?
_________________________________
Pudge controls the weather.
_________________________________
You're crazy.
_________________________________
(LILO SHRIEKING)
_________________________________
(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Please! Please!
_________________________________
Everybody calm down!
_________________________________
(CRYING)
_________________________________
Girls...
_________________________________
(SPEAKING HAWAIIAN)
_________________________________
Shh.
_________________________________
-Lilo...
-I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
_________________________________
I won't do it again!
_________________________________
Maybe we should call your sister.
_________________________________
No! I'll be good! I want to dance.
_________________________________
I practiced.
_________________________________
I just want to dance.
_________________________________
I practiced.
_________________________________
Ooh, she bit me.
_________________________________
GIRLS: Eww!
_________________________________
(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
(GIRLS LAUGHING AND SHOUTING)
_________________________________
I called your sister.
_________________________________
She said to wait for her
here on the porch.
_________________________________
We'll try again on Sunday.
_________________________________
(CHILDREN SHOUTING PLAYFULLY
IN DISTANCE)
_________________________________
Does this look infected to you?
_________________________________
Yeah.
_________________________________
(GIRLS GASPING)
_________________________________
You better not have rabies.
_________________________________
If you have rabies,
the dogcatcher is going to have to cut...
_________________________________
Are you going to play dolls?
_________________________________
You don't have a doll.
_________________________________
This is Scrump.
_________________________________
(ALL GASPING)
_________________________________
I made her, but her head is too big.
_________________________________
So I pretend a bug laid eggs
in her ears, and she's upset
_________________________________
because she only has
a few more days to...
_________________________________
(SOFT, SAD MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Huh?
_________________________________
Look, a star's goin' out!
_________________________________
Come on. Let's hurry.
_________________________________
Where's that key?
_________________________________
Hey, ya know, maybe we
ought to go find Leon.
_________________________________
Uh, Donald. Ya know, I betcha that...
_________________________________
Aw, what do you know, you big palooka?
_________________________________
What do I know?
_________________________________
Hmm... Come on, Pluto.
_________________________________
What a dream...
_________________________________
This isn't a dream!
_________________________________
SORA: (GROANS) Where am I?
_________________________________
Oh, boy.
_________________________________
Do you know where we are?
_________________________________
Hey...
_________________________________
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES EXCITEDLY)
_________________________________
Wow!
_________________________________
_________________________________
This is totally weird...
_________________________________
I'm in another world!
_________________________________
_________________________________
DUSTY: Looks good, doesn't it?
_________________________________
-Hey, guys.
-What do you think?
_________________________________
What do I think? It's unbelievable.
_________________________________
DUSTY: Yeah, you know,
it's kind of a cozy,
_________________________________
humble, little place.
_________________________________
Guys, how did you ever do this?
_________________________________
-You want to tell him or should I?
-No, you start. Go ahead.
_________________________________
(CLEARS THROAT)
We sold Rust-eze. Huh?
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
What? You think a couple of jabronis
like us could do this on our own?
_________________________________
-Wait. You sold Rust-eze?
-It's all good news.
_________________________________
We just realized that you needed
something that we couldn't give you.
_________________________________
It felt like the time
was right for us too.
_________________________________
I mean, we're not as young
and handsome as we look.
_________________________________
-(BOTH CHUCKLE)
-Oh, that's true.
_________________________________
DUSTY: Besides, this Sterling fellow?
_________________________________
He's got every high-tech thing
you'll ever need.
_________________________________
Everything we wanted to give you,
but couldn't.
_________________________________
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Sterling? Who's Sterling?
_________________________________
STERLING: Lightning McQueen!
You made some serious time, partner.
_________________________________
Your new sponsor.
_________________________________
He's the Mudflap King
of the Eastern seaboard.
_________________________________
Welcome to the
Rust-eze Racing Center!
_________________________________
You have no idea how much
I've been looking forward to this.
_________________________________
-Thanks, uh, Mr....
-Please. No "mister". Just Sterling.
_________________________________
I have been a fan of yours forever.
_________________________________
And to be your sponsor?
How great is that?
_________________________________
I can't thank
Rusty and Dusty here enough.
_________________________________
Tough negotiators by the way.
_________________________________
-Oh, you flatter us, but don't stop!
-(ALL LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Anyway, just wanted to say
a quick hello.
_________________________________
Take as much time as you need.
_________________________________
Door's always open, guys.
_________________________________
See?
_________________________________
(SIGHS) I sure am gonna miss
racing for you guys.
_________________________________
You know, you gave us
a lot of great memories, Lightning.
_________________________________
Memories we'll remember.
_________________________________
Wow. That's good.
_________________________________
-Hey, Lightning, whatever you do...
-Don't drive like my brother!
_________________________________
 Don't drive like my brother.
_________________________________
RUSTY: Please no pictures.
_________________________________
DUSTY: Okay, maybe one.
Get my good side though, will you?
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Whoa.
_________________________________
_________________________________
DAWSON: It was the eve
of our good queen's Diamond Jubilee,
_________________________________
and the year Her Majesty's government
came to the very brink of disaster.
_________________________________
She... (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
I... I... I'm getting ahead of myself.
_________________________________
My name is Dr. David Q. Dawson,
_________________________________
most recently of
the queen's 66th Regiment.
_________________________________
(HORSE NEIGHS)
_________________________________
I had just arrived in London
after lengthy service in Afghanistan,
_________________________________
(THUNDERING)
_________________________________
and was anxious to find a quiet place,
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
preferably dry, hmm...
_________________________________
where I could rest
and find a bit of peace.
_________________________________
Little did I know
_________________________________
that my life was
about to change forever.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Hey there, how can I...
_________________________________
Aw, it's only a kid.
_________________________________
I'm not a kid! And the name's Sora!
_________________________________
Okay, okay, simmer down.
_________________________________
So why the long face, Sora?
You lost or something?
_________________________________
No! Well, maybe. Where are we?
_________________________________
Huh?
_________________________________
Traverse Town...
_________________________________
So, gramps, is this really another world?
_________________________________
Don't call me gramps! The name's Cid!
_________________________________
Anyway...
_________________________________
Not sure what you're talkin' about,
but this sure ain't your island.
_________________________________
Hmm... Guess I'd better start
looking for Riku and Kairi.
_________________________________
Well, good luck with whatever
it is you're doing.
_________________________________
If you ever run into trouble,
you come to me.
_________________________________
I'll look out for you.
_________________________________
_________________________________
It's those creatures from the island!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Still haven't found 'em? Keep your chin
up. Take another look around town.
_________________________________
_________________________________
STERLING: So? You like it?
_________________________________
Oh, hey, Mr. Sterling. Wow.
_________________________________
My career on a wall.
_________________________________
Nice that you included Doc.
_________________________________
Of course. He was your mentor.
_________________________________
Losing him left a giant hole in the sport.
_________________________________
Yeah.
_________________________________
Jars of dirt?
_________________________________
STERLING: Sacred dirt.
_________________________________
Each of those jars contains dirt
from all the old tracks that Doc raced on.
_________________________________
Florida International, Thunder Hollow,
just down the road and...
_________________________________
our very own Fireball Beach,
right outside.
_________________________________
McQUEEN: Huh.
_________________________________
-Hey, is that...
-A bit of asphalt from Glen Ellen.
_________________________________
My first win!
_________________________________
You really are a fan.
_________________________________
I am. And a fan of your future.
_________________________________
You ready for it?
_________________________________
Definitely.
_________________________________
First, let's get you into a more...
contemporary look.
_________________________________
Wow.
_________________________________
STERLING: (ON SPEAKER)
It's an electronic suit.
_________________________________
With it we'll be able to track your speed
_________________________________
-and your vital signs.
-(BEEPING)
_________________________________
Does it have a phone?
_________________________________
(LAUGHS) Don't be crazy.
Racecars don't have phones.
_________________________________
Wow.
_________________________________
-Not bad, huh?
-This is really impressive.
_________________________________
STERLING: This center
has quickly become
_________________________________
the most coveted destination...
_________________________________
for young racers training
to make our team someday.
_________________________________
And it's where you'll train
until you leave for Florida.
_________________________________
Treadmills, wind tunnels, virtual reality.
_________________________________
(THUDS)
_________________________________
Still working on that.
_________________________________
And the best fitness regimen
anyone could possibly imagine.
_________________________________
Wait. Wait. Whoa. Is that the simulator?
_________________________________
STERLING: Oh, yes.
_________________________________
Lightning, I'd like to introduce
you to the multi-million dollar...
_________________________________
flagship of interactive race simulation.
_________________________________
The XDL 24-GTS Mark Z.
_________________________________
The XDL... etcetera.
_________________________________
Jackson Storm wishes
he had this model.
_________________________________
(WHIRRING)
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
CAR 1: That was amazing.
CAR 2: Awesome. Yeah!
_________________________________
It's just like being on a real track,
so put your hours in.
_________________________________
Okay, let's hit the treadmills.
Come on. Show me what you got!
_________________________________
Wow. Pretty fast. Who's the racer?
_________________________________
No. She's not a racer. She's a trainer.
_________________________________
Cruz Ramirez.
The best trainer in the business.
_________________________________
ALL: Ready to meet it,
greet it and defeat it?
_________________________________
All right. Now bring up those RPMs!
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) Like the attitude.
_________________________________
Yeah, we call her
our maestro of motivation.
_________________________________
You're driving
a little tense again, Ronald.
_________________________________
-No, no. I'm cool. I'm cool.
-Do your exercise.
_________________________________
I am a fluffy cloud! I am a fluffy cloud!
_________________________________
I am a fluffy cloud. (SIGHS)
_________________________________
CRUZ: There you go!
_________________________________
-You're a cloud. (LAUGHS)
-Shut up, Kurt!
_________________________________
-Here come the bugs, Kurt. You ready?
-(INHALES SHARPLY)
_________________________________
(INSECTS BUZZING)
_________________________________
Hey, I kept my eyes open this time!
_________________________________
Got to see that track.
_________________________________
Oh, no. Homesick again, Gabriel?
_________________________________
Si.
_________________________________
(SPANISH MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
_________________________________
-Win for them!
-McQUEEN: Wow.
_________________________________
STERLING: She trains young racers
to push through their own obstacles.
_________________________________
Tailor-made for each one.
Now, she's gonna work with you.
_________________________________
Let's go! Let's go!
You guys got to work through this stuff...
_________________________________
so when your big chance comes along
you can take it.
_________________________________
Hey, Cruz.
_________________________________
Oh, hey, Mr. Sterling!
_________________________________
I'd like to introduce you
to Lightning McQueen.
_________________________________
I hear you're the maestro.
_________________________________
Mr. Sterling, did you say
Lightning McQueen was here because...
_________________________________
(SNORTS) I don't see him anywhere.
_________________________________
Uh, but he's right here.
Do you not see him?
_________________________________
Nope, still don't see him.
_________________________________
He's right in front of you!
It's Lightning McQueen!
_________________________________
He's obviously an imposter. He looks old
and broken down with flabby tires.
_________________________________
-Hey! I do not!
-Use that!
_________________________________
Whoa! Oh.
_________________________________
Yeah, I see.
_________________________________
I can use that energy
for motivation, right? (GROWLS)
_________________________________
It's all about motivation, Mr. McQueen.
_________________________________
You can use anything negative as fuel
to push through to the positive.
_________________________________
I've been pretty positive
ever since I was a rookie.
_________________________________
I am so excited that I get to train you.
_________________________________
I grew up watching you on TV.
_________________________________
Huh? Is that right?
_________________________________
These young guys are great and all,
but I like a challenge.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
I'm not that much older, but...
_________________________________
In fact, I call you my senior project.
_________________________________
_________________________________
LEON: They'll come at you
out of nowhere.
_________________________________
Who are you?
_________________________________
LEON: And they'll keep on
coming at you,
_________________________________
as long as you continue
to wield the Keyblade.
_________________________________
But why?
Why would it choose a kid like you?
_________________________________
Hey, what's that supposed to mean?
_________________________________
Never mind.
_________________________________
Now, let me see that Keyblade.
_________________________________
What?
There's no way you're getting this!
_________________________________
All right, then have it your way.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Now...you're...gonna...you're gonna...
_________________________________
YUFFIE: Aw, you're slipping, Leon.
_________________________________
I went easy on him.
_________________________________
Looks like things are worse
than we thought.
_________________________________
A lot worse.
_________________________________
_________________________________
GOOFY: Gawrsh, there's nobody
here. Sure is spooky!
_________________________________
Aw, phooey. I'm not scared.
_________________________________
(QUACKS)
_________________________________
AERITH: Excuse me.
Did the king send you?
_________________________________
_________________________________
KAIRI: Come on, lazy bum. Wake up.
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
You okay?
_________________________________
I guess...
_________________________________
Those creatures that attacked
you are after the Keyblade.
_________________________________
But it's your heart they really want,
because you wield the Keyblade.
_________________________________
I'm so glad you're okay, Kairi.
_________________________________
Kairi? Who are you talking about?
_________________________________
I'm the great ninja Yuffie.
_________________________________
YUFFIE: I think you might've
overdone it, Squall.
_________________________________
That's Leon.
_________________________________
YUFFIE: The Keyblade...
_________________________________
Yeah, we had to get it away
from you to shake off those creatures.
_________________________________
It turns out that's how
they were tracking you.
_________________________________
It was the only way to conceal
your heart from them.
_________________________________
But it won't work for long.
_________________________________
Still hard to believe that you of
all people are the chosen one.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Well, I suppose beggars
can't be choosers.
_________________________________
Why don't you start making sense!
What's going on here?
_________________________________
Okay, you know there are
many other worlds out there
_________________________________
besides your castle and this town, right?
_________________________________
Yeah.
_________________________________
But they're supposed to be a secret.
_________________________________
They've been secret because
they've never been connected.
_________________________________
Until now.
_________________________________
When the Heartless came,
everything changed.
_________________________________
The Heartless?
_________________________________
The ones who attacked you,
you remember?
_________________________________
Those without hearts.
_________________________________
The darkness in people's hearts...
that's what attracts them.
_________________________________
And there is darkness within every heart.
_________________________________
Hey, have you heard of
someone named Ansem?
_________________________________
Ansem?
_________________________________
He was studying the Heartless.
_________________________________
He recorded all of his findings
in a very detailed report.
_________________________________
Gawrsh, uh, can we see it?
_________________________________
Its pages are scattered everywhere.
_________________________________
DONALD: Scattered?
_________________________________
Too many worlds.
_________________________________
Oh, then maybe the king
went to find 'em.
_________________________________
Yes, those were my thoughts exactly.
_________________________________
We've gotta find him quick!
_________________________________
DONALD: Wait!
_________________________________
First, we need that "key"!
_________________________________
That's right. The Keyblade.
_________________________________
So, this is the key?
_________________________________
Exactly!
_________________________________
LEON: The Heartless have great fear
of the Keyblade.
_________________________________
That's why they'll keep coming
after you no matter what.
_________________________________
Well, I didn't ask for this.
_________________________________
The Keyblade chooses its master.
_________________________________
And it chose you.
_________________________________
So tough luck.
_________________________________
How did all this happen?
I remember being in my room...
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Wait a minute! What happened
to my home? My island?
_________________________________
Riku! Kairi!
_________________________________
You know what? I really don't know.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
(SLOW SONG PLAYING)
_________________________________
(WINDOW PANE SQUEAKS)
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
(HUMMING TO MUSIC)
_________________________________
Argh! Stick shift!
_________________________________
(MUTTERING)
_________________________________
(INDISTINCT RADIO TRANSMISSION)
_________________________________
-DRIP: Ripping!
-Whoa!
_________________________________
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
_________________________________
Drip, what the heck
is the matter with you?
_________________________________
You nearly took off the guy's canopy!
_________________________________
But Blackout said
it was okay to go, dude.
_________________________________
-I did?
-He did?
_________________________________
Yeah, he was like,
"He's okay to go, dude."
_________________________________
-Hmm.
-DUSTY: Uh, I'm sorry.
_________________________________
I know you're busy,
_________________________________
but I am looking
for Piston Peak Air Attack.
_________________________________
You are there!
_________________________________
-Copy that, jefe.
-(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
Serving beautiful Vee-Six Valley
since 1958.
_________________________________
You must be the SEAT. Hmm.
_________________________________
We heard you were coming.
_________________________________
I'm Dynamite. This is Blackout,
_________________________________
-Pinecone, Avalanche...
-Hello!
_________________________________
...and Evel Kenumbskull
over there is Drip.
_________________________________
Did you guys see that?
_________________________________
Hey, guys, what's up?
I'm Dusty Crophopper.
_________________________________
Dusty Crophopper? Dusty Crophopper!
_________________________________
BLACKOUT: Go, go, go, go, go!
_________________________________
-The air racer?
-Uh, hi.
_________________________________
Shut the hangar door!
_________________________________
I'm your biggest fan!
_________________________________
I have seen every single
one of your races on RSN.
_________________________________
Wow!
_________________________________
You're smaller than I thought,
but that's okay.
_________________________________
Um, thanks.
_________________________________
So, what is a world-famous
racing superstar doing here?
_________________________________
Um... Um, well...
_________________________________
I'm here because
I'm between races right now,
_________________________________
so I'm helping out some friends...
_________________________________
-Oh, that's so sweet!
-Back home.
_________________________________
I'm Dipper.
That's what everyone calls me,
_________________________________
so you can, too.
_________________________________
-Okay, Mrs...
-"Miss."
_________________________________
-Miss.
-Miss, yeah.
_________________________________
-Dipper. Yep.
-Dipper. Yep.
_________________________________
Rarr! (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
It was great to meet you.
(CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________
I'm looking for Blade Ranger.
_________________________________
He's out scouting for spot fires.
He should be back in a few.
_________________________________
Thanks.
_________________________________
The one the Lakota call Haokah
_________________________________
beats his drum
with the wind to make thunder.
_________________________________
With thunder comes lightning,
and with lightning comes fire.
_________________________________
Okay.
_________________________________
(CLEARS THROAT) Yeah, very nice.
_________________________________
Windlifter, stop scaring our guest.
_________________________________
I don't hear any drums.
_________________________________
Kilawu.
_________________________________
PATCH: All aircraft,
we've got a report of a wildfire.
_________________________________
Come on, boys, let's load up!
_________________________________
Patch, drop the needle!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Sooner or later,
the Heartless will find you.
_________________________________
-You'd best prepare yourself.
-Prepare yourself?
_________________________________
To fight for your life. Are you ready?
_________________________________
I'm ready!
_________________________________
Yuffie, let's go join Aerith.
_________________________________
She should be there by now
with the other visitors.
_________________________________
Leon!
_________________________________
Yuffie, go!
_________________________________
-(DONALD QUACKS)
-Yuffie?
_________________________________
Sora, let's go!
_________________________________
_________________________________
It's an actual fire?
_________________________________
Yeah. It happens all the time.
_________________________________
You guys only hear about the big ones.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Don't bother with the small fry.
_________________________________
Find the leader!
_________________________________
Let's go!
_________________________________
_________________________________
PATCH:
Fire is due to an unattended campfire.
_________________________________
Location, 10 clicks northwest,
heading two-niner-seven.
_________________________________
Slow rate of spread.
_________________________________
Ten acres with a northerly wind on it.
_________________________________
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
I gotta see this.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Gawrsh, are these the Heartless guys?
_________________________________
Let's go get 'em, Goofy!
_________________________________
(BOTH SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
(ALL MOANING)
_________________________________
BOTH: The key!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Thar she burns, fellas!
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
BLADE: All right, mud droppers,
watch your altitude.
_________________________________
Too low, and you'll spread the embers.
_________________________________
Dipper, set up for a drop
and vee the head of the fire.
_________________________________
Copy that. I'm away.
_________________________________
BLADE:
Windlifter, you're clear to maneuver.
_________________________________
Windlifter copies.
_________________________________
BLADE: All right, Cabbie...
_________________________________
Let's get some wheels on the ground.
_________________________________
Jumpers, South Meadow looks clear.
_________________________________
Should put you approximately
100 yards below the fire.
_________________________________
DYNAMITE: Looks good, Cabbie.
_________________________________
Let's ride the silk elevator, boys.
_________________________________
I will never understand
_________________________________
why you gravel crunchers want to jump
_________________________________
out of a perfectly good airplane.
_________________________________
We're not. We're jumping out of you!
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
Ha!
_________________________________
Everyone's down. We're good.
_________________________________
Cabbie copies. Be careful out there.
_________________________________
Dynamite, use that creek bed
_________________________________
as a natural barrier to create a firebreak.
_________________________________
All right, jumpers,
let's anchor into the bed
_________________________________
and start building a line.
_________________________________
Awesome!
_________________________________
Who the...
_________________________________
Get out of this air space!
_________________________________
Oh, sorry. Sorry!
_________________________________
(COUGHING)
_________________________________
Oh-oh.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
Ah. That ought to do it.
_________________________________
Well, back to work.
_________________________________
I gotta mix up a fresh batch of retardant.
_________________________________
So, you were looking for me?
_________________________________
BOTH: Uh-huh.
_________________________________
They, too, have been seeking
the wielder of the Keyblade.
_________________________________
Once you dry out,
you can wing it on back
_________________________________
to the lodge with the rest of the tourists.
_________________________________
I'm not a tourist.
Actually, I'm the guy that May...
_________________________________
He's the trainee.
_________________________________
You're the SEAT
Mayday radioed about?
_________________________________
-Oh, for the love of...
-Come on, Blade.
_________________________________
He's not just some SEAT.
_________________________________
No, no, no.
_________________________________
Seriously. It's Dusty Crophopper,
_________________________________
the champion air racer.
_________________________________
-"Champion."
-DIPPER: Don't be shy. Come on!
_________________________________
Tell him!
_________________________________
No big deal.
_________________________________
He raced all the way around the world!
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
I did. I did do that.
_________________________________
The world wasn't on fire though, was it?
_________________________________
Was the whole world on fire?
_________________________________
No.
_________________________________
Hmm.
_________________________________
Hey, why don't you come with us? We
can go to other worlds on our vessel.
_________________________________
I wonder if I could find Riku and Kairi...
_________________________________
Of course.
_________________________________
Are you sure?
_________________________________
Who knows?
_________________________________
But we need him to come with us
to help us find the king.
_________________________________
Sora, go with them.
_________________________________
Especially if you want to
find your friends.
_________________________________
Yeah, I guess.
_________________________________
But you can't come along
looking like that. Understand?
_________________________________
No frowning.
_________________________________
No sad face. Okay?
_________________________________
Yeah, ya gotta look funny, like us!
_________________________________
This boat runs on happy faces.
_________________________________
SORA: Happy?
_________________________________
Cheese!
_________________________________
(BOTH LAUGHING)
_________________________________
That's one funny face!
_________________________________
Okay, why not? I'll go with you guys.
_________________________________
Donald Duck.
_________________________________
Name's Goofy.
_________________________________
I'm Sora.
_________________________________
All for one, one for all.
_________________________________
Maru!
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
Rip off his landing gear.
_________________________________
Wait, what?
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
MARU: (SINGING)
Muskrat, muskrat candlelight
_________________________________
It feels pretty weird
without the tip tanks.
_________________________________
Tip tanks? (SCOFFS)
_________________________________
You couldn't exactly go flying into fire
_________________________________
with fuel tanks on your wings.
_________________________________
Kaboom!
_________________________________
Nope. You're gonna need
these pontoons.
_________________________________
-They may be old...
-Old?
_________________________________
But they'll let you
scoop water right off the lake.
_________________________________
You're goofing on me.
Do you have any new ones?
_________________________________
New? (LAUGHS)
_________________________________
We don't even know what that
word means around here.
_________________________________
I rebuilt these babies myself.
_________________________________
They're better than new.
_________________________________
-Give them a go.
-Huh?
_________________________________
All right. Let me just get this...
_________________________________
(MUTTERING)
_________________________________
Pop the wheels, genius.
_________________________________
The whee... Yeah. Pop the wheels.
_________________________________
(GASPS) Oh.
_________________________________
-That's it.
-Yeah, you think?
_________________________________
Yeah, I'm tall. Look at this.
_________________________________
(MUTTERING)
_________________________________
Hey, you guys have a wall of fame
_________________________________
just like the Jolly Wrenches.
_________________________________
So, what's the deal?
_________________________________
What do you have to do
to get your picture up here?
_________________________________
Crash.
_________________________________
Oh.
_________________________________
Yeah, it's dangerous work,
_________________________________
but that's the job of a firefighter.
_________________________________
Risking their lives for people
they don't even know.
_________________________________
They fly in when others are flying out.
_________________________________
It takes a special kind of plane.
_________________________________
Make sure you're prepared
for the journey ahead of you.
_________________________________
We don't know how far the
Heartless have spread.
_________________________________
Check out the shops here.
They've got some pretty neat stuff!
_________________________________
This is from all of us.
_________________________________
Spend it as you see fit.
_________________________________
Good luck!
_________________________________
I hope you find your friends.
_________________________________
Look out for each other.
_________________________________
Keep your spirits up.
_________________________________
The gummi ship is outside that gate.
_________________________________
-The what?
-That's our ship.
_________________________________
-Wait 'til you see it!
-Hold on.
_________________________________
Sora, this is for you.
_________________________________
Now you can use magic, too.
_________________________________
-Goofy, give him that other thing.
-What?
_________________________________
-You know!
-Oh, yeah.
_________________________________
Abilities allow you to
do all sorts of things.
_________________________________
Guess we should look for
'em along the way, huh?
_________________________________
Okay, is that it?
_________________________________
-Let's get going!
-Not 'til we're ready!
_________________________________
JIMINY: Well, I see big adventures
coming their way!
_________________________________
Looks like it's up to me
to keep track of it all in my journal!
_________________________________
_________________________________
I'm a Happy-Go-Lucky Fellow – Fun and Fancy Free
_________________________________
_________________________________
JIMINY: Everyone keeps askin' me
_________________________________
My recipe for livin'
_________________________________
It's simple as the ABC's
_________________________________
And hardly seems worth givin'
_________________________________
I've tried it out in every way
_________________________________
It always sees me through
_________________________________
It'd made me what I am today
_________________________________
That's why I'm tellin' you
_________________________________
I'm a happy-go-lucky fellow
_________________________________
Fun of fun and fancy-free
_________________________________
You can make the whole world
seem mellow
_________________________________
If you take it in your stride like me
_________________________________
Don't cross a bridge
or peek 'round the corner
_________________________________
Until you're there
_________________________________
Just learn to smile and in a while
_________________________________
You'll find trouble's a bubble of air
_________________________________
Get a happy-go-lucky feelin'
_________________________________
Keep it and I guarantee
_________________________________
That you'll find you'll wind up
livin' in the sun
_________________________________
CHORUS: So right
_________________________________
Full of fun and fancy-free
(WHISTLING MELODY)
_________________________________
CHORUS: Full of fun and fancy-free
_________________________________
(WOLF WHISTLES)
_________________________________
That's the way I wanna be
_________________________________
I don't let my troubles trouble me
_________________________________
Now some folks like the heavy stuff
_________________________________
With titles five feet wide
_________________________________
Not me I'm always out for fun
_________________________________
I like the lighter side
Yes, sir
_________________________________
La, da, da, dee,
La, da, da, dee
_________________________________
Uh-oh!
_________________________________
CHORUS: Don't let
my troubles trouble me
_________________________________
Don't cross a bridge
or peek 'round the corner
_________________________________
Until you're there
_________________________________
Just learn to smile and in a while
_________________________________
You'll find trouble's a bubble of air
_________________________________
Get a happy-go-lucky feelin'
_________________________________
You know, you worry too much.
_________________________________
In fact, everybody worries too much.
_________________________________
Here. Just look at the morning paper.
_________________________________
Turn to any page.
_________________________________
You'll find the whole world worryin'
_________________________________
about some future age.
_________________________________
But why get so excited?
What's gonna be is gonna be.
_________________________________
The end of the world's
been comin' since 1903.
_________________________________
That's B.C., of course.
_________________________________
Don't cross a bridge
or peek 'round the corner
_________________________________
Until you're there
_________________________________
Just learn to smile and in a while
_________________________________
You'll find trouble
_________________________________
-You bet, you'll find trouble!
-(MEOWS)
_________________________________
Oh! Aah! Ohh!
_________________________________
Take it easy, son.
_________________________________
Why, you're just a bundle of nerves.
_________________________________
-(IMITATES BARKING)
-(YOWLS)
_________________________________
You see? Jumpy as a cat!
_________________________________
Comes from always rushin' into things.
_________________________________
_________________________________
HADES: That little squirt took
down that Heartless!
_________________________________
Who'd have thought it?
_________________________________
JAFAR: Such is the power
of the Keyblade.
_________________________________
The child's strength is not his own.
_________________________________
URSULA: Why don't we turn him
into a Heartless? (CACKLES)
_________________________________
That'll settle things quick enough.
_________________________________
HOOK: And the brat's friends
are the king's lackeys.
_________________________________
Swoggle me eyes, they're all
bilge rats by the look of them.
_________________________________
OOGIE: You're no prize yourself.
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
HOOK: Shut up!
MALEFICENT: Enough.
_________________________________
The Keyblade has chosen him.
_________________________________
Will it be he
who conquers the darkness?
_________________________________
Or will the darkness swallow him?
_________________________________
Either way, he could be quite useful...
_________________________________
_________________________________
(CHILDREN SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
_________________________________
-(EXCLAIMS IN SURPRISE)
-(LAUGHTER)
_________________________________
-Ya! Ugh!
-(JACK LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMS IN RUSSIAN)
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMING IN RUSSIAN)
_________________________________
Oh! Now that, that was fun.
_________________________________
Hey, wind!
_________________________________
(WIND WHISTLING)
_________________________________
Take me home.
_________________________________
(WHOOPING)
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Snow day!
_________________________________
(PEOPLE EXCLAIM IN SURPRISE)
_________________________________
MAN: Oh! It's freezing!
_________________________________
Yeah!
_________________________________
Whoa! Whoa!
_________________________________
Oh, that looks interesting. Good book?
_________________________________
CALEB: All right!
CLAUDE: Yeah!
_________________________________
-CALEB: (WHOOPING) Snow day!
-Snow day! Yeah.
_________________________________
You're welcome.
_________________________________
Hey, guys, wait up! Are you guys
coming to the egg hunt Sunday?
_________________________________
CALEB: Yeah! Free candy.
_________________________________
CLAUDE: I hope we can find the eggs
with all this snow!
_________________________________
(BOYS EXCLAIMING HAPPILY)
_________________________________
It says here that
they found Bigfoot hair samples
_________________________________
and DNA in Michigan!
_________________________________
That's like super-close!
_________________________________
Here we go again.
_________________________________
You saw the video too, Claude.
He's out there.
_________________________________
That's what you said about aliens.
_________________________________
And the Easter Bunny!
_________________________________
The Easter Bunny is real.
_________________________________
Oh, he's real all right.
_________________________________
Real annoying, real grumpy
and really full of himself.
_________________________________
CLAUDE: Come on!
You guys will believe anything.
_________________________________
Easter Bunny, hop, hop, hop!
_________________________________
-Ow! (SOBBING)
-Mom, Sophie fell again!
_________________________________
JAMIE'S MOM: You okay, Soph?
_________________________________
Jamie, hat.
_________________________________
We don't want Jack Frost
nipping at your nose.
_________________________________
Who's Jack Frost?
_________________________________
JAMIE'S MOM: No one, honey.
It's just an expression.
_________________________________
Hey!
_________________________________
(CHILDREN LAUGHING)
_________________________________
"Who's Jack Frost?"
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
Okay, who threw that?
_________________________________
Well, it wasn't Bigfoot, kiddo.
_________________________________
Ahhh!
_________________________________
Jamie Bennett, no fair!
_________________________________
You struck first!
_________________________________
Free-for-all!
_________________________________
All right, who needs ammo?
_________________________________
(WHOOPING)
_________________________________
-(GIRL SCREAMS)
-JACK: Look at that!
_________________________________
(GROWLING)
_________________________________
Crud! I hit Cupcake!
_________________________________
-She hit Cupcake.
-You hit Cupcake?
_________________________________
-(GRUNTS)
-CLAUDE: Ohhh!
_________________________________
-Did you throw that?
-No.
_________________________________
It wasn't me!
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(INDISTINCT TALKING)
_________________________________
(YELLS)
_________________________________
-Oh, a little slippery!
-Ooh!
_________________________________
-PIPPA: Jamie, watch out!
-Whoa!
_________________________________
-That's the street.
-Stop! There's traffic!
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Whoa! Don't worry, Jamie.
I got you. Hold on!
_________________________________
It's gonna be all right!
_________________________________
Keep up with me, kid! Take a left!
_________________________________
MAN: Hey, slow down!
_________________________________
Hold up. No, no, no, no.
_________________________________
WOMAN: Is that Jamie Bennett?
_________________________________
-There you go.
-No, no!
_________________________________
-(EXCLAIMS IN SURPRISE)
-(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(HONKING)
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(JAMIE GRUNTS)
_________________________________
-PIPPA: (GASPS) Oh, my gosh!
-Yeah!
_________________________________
-Wow, that looks serious.
-Jamie, are you all right?
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
Did you guys see that? It was amazing!
_________________________________
I did a jump and I slid under a...
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
Whoops.
_________________________________
ALL: Oh!
_________________________________
Cool! A tooth!
_________________________________
CLAUDE: Dude, that means cash!
CALEB: Tooth fairy cash!
_________________________________
-Oh, no! Oh!
-You lucky bum!
_________________________________
I got to put this under my pillow!
_________________________________
Oh, wait a minute.
Come on. Hold on, hold on.
_________________________________
What about all the fun we just had?
_________________________________
That wasn't the Tooth Fairy,
that was me!
_________________________________
CALEB: My ears are freezing!
_________________________________
What's a guy got to do
to get a little attention around here?
_________________________________
(TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
_________________________________
MALE DRIVER:
There was a patch of ice.
_________________________________
I don't understand how it got here.
_________________________________
I mean, Easter is around the corner!
_________________________________
JAMIE: ...it was awesome!
_________________________________
So then I was flying down this hill
_________________________________
and it was like whoosh, whoosh,
through these cars
_________________________________
and then the sled hit this thing
_________________________________
and it was like way up in the air!
_________________________________
And then, bam, the sofa hit me...
_________________________________
Wow!
_________________________________
...and see, my tooth came out!
_________________________________
(SOPHIE CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
JAMIE'S MOM: All right, you.
Tooth under your pillow?
_________________________________
Yeah, I'm ready.
_________________________________
JAMIE'S MOM: Now don't stay
up trying to see her, Jamie,
_________________________________
or she won't come.
_________________________________
But I can do it this time!
You want to help me, Soph?
_________________________________
We can hide and see the Tooth Fairy!
_________________________________
Hide, hide, hide, hide.
_________________________________
Uh-uh. Straight to bed now, mister.
_________________________________
JAMIE: (GROANS) Mom.
_________________________________
(SOPHIE LAUGHING)
_________________________________
If there's something I'm doing wrong,
_________________________________
can you just tell me what it is?
_________________________________
Because I've tried everything
_________________________________
and no one ever sees me.
_________________________________
You put me here.
_________________________________
The least you can do is tell me...
_________________________________
Tell me why.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SNIFFLING)
_________________________________
(SOBBING)
_________________________________
Oh! Oh, my!
_________________________________
(SNIFFLING, SOBBING)
_________________________________
-DAWSON: Are you all right, my dear?
-(SNIFFLING)
_________________________________
Come now, come, come, come.
Here, here, dry your eyes.
_________________________________
-(SNIFFLES)
-Ah, yes. Ah, that's better.
_________________________________
Now, tell me,
what's troubling you, my dear?
_________________________________
I... I'm lost.
_________________________________
I... I... I'm trying to find
Basil of Baker Street.
_________________________________
Well, let me see here.
_________________________________
"Famous detective
solves baffling disappearance."
_________________________________
Mmm-hmm. Uh, but, uh...
_________________________________
Where are your mother and father?
_________________________________
(SOBBING) That's why I must find Basil.
_________________________________
There, there, there, there.
Now, now, now, now.
_________________________________
Well, now, I don't know any Basil.
_________________________________
But I do remember
where Baker Street is.
_________________________________
-Now, come with me.
-(THUNDERING)
_________________________________
We'll find this Basil chap together.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Then I didn't choose that one
because it was gonna give me pimples,
_________________________________
so I choosed another scary one
_________________________________
because, for all those years
that I went for Halloween,
_________________________________
I wasn't scary at all.
_________________________________
I love baseball.
It's my destiny to play that game.
_________________________________
I don't really care about winning.
_________________________________
Well, like, now I do
'cause, like, we've lost every game.
_________________________________
I've gotten tired of it.
_________________________________
I'm working, like, so hard.
All the balls are getting thrown to me.
_________________________________
I'm trying to catch, like, every one.
_________________________________
All of the people in the outfield
are all looking around and...
_________________________________
Come on!
Let's play some baseball, okay?
_________________________________
Not the lazy game.
_________________________________
(CAR DOOR CLOSING)
_________________________________
They're here.
_________________________________
(RAZZING)
_________________________________
Lewis?
_________________________________
Lewis?
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
(CLICKS)
_________________________________
(HORN BLARING)
_________________________________
Huh?
_________________________________
Goob! Hey, I did it, Goob! I finished it!
They are gonna love this!
_________________________________
Nothing says "adopt me"
like a weird invention.
_________________________________
MILDRED: Lewis!
_________________________________
-Lewis, the Harringtons are here!
-Way ahead of you, Mildred.
_________________________________
Wait! Wait! Wait, wait, wait.
_________________________________
Remember, sit up straight.
Look them in the eye.
_________________________________
Smile. Let's fix your...
_________________________________
Mildred.
_________________________________
All right, all right, all right, all right.
_________________________________
Go show them how special you are.
_________________________________
Oh, I hope this is it.
_________________________________
I hope he gets adopted.
_________________________________
You and me both, chief.
_________________________________
LEWIS: I mean, there's so many things
in the world that can be improved.
_________________________________
Just think of it.
Moving sidewalks, flying cars.
_________________________________
The possibilities are endless.
_________________________________
Flying cars? Yeah, that's a good one.
_________________________________
All it takes is some imagination
and a little science,
_________________________________
and we can make the world
a better place.
_________________________________
Well, these are all interesting ideas.
_________________________________
So, what's your favorite sport?
_________________________________
-Well, does inventing count as a sport?
-Actually...
_________________________________
'Cause I think I hit a home run
with this one!
_________________________________
-What is that?
-First, a question.
_________________________________
What's the number one problem
that you face
_________________________________
when you make
a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?
_________________________________
-Lewis, I don't think we...
-Portion control.
_________________________________
Too much peanut butter sticks
to the roof of your mouth,
_________________________________
takes forever to chew.
_________________________________
Too much jelly squishes out the sides
and makes your hands all sticky.
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST)
_________________________________
Well, I propose
that the perfect P.B. and J.
_________________________________
is within mankind's grasp,
_________________________________
and I've built this machine to achieve it.
_________________________________
For this demonstration,
I'll use regular bread.
_________________________________
Honey, it's okay.
_________________________________
As you can see, toasting is an option.
_________________________________
We don't usually eat peanut butter.
_________________________________
Lewis, this is really not necessary.
_________________________________
It's jammed!
_________________________________
(DEVICE BUZZING)
_________________________________
Lewis, please, don't!
_________________________________
Oops.
_________________________________
What's happening?
_________________________________
Mr. Harrington has a peanut allergy!
_________________________________
I'm sorry!
_________________________________
Here let me help you get that off!
_________________________________
Stand back!
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
-Is he gonna be okay?
-Breathe. Breathe.
_________________________________
I'm so sorry! I didn't know!
_________________________________
It was really nice to meet you.
_________________________________
We're gonna need some time
to think about it.
_________________________________
MILDRED: Hi, folks. Everything all...
_________________________________
(MILDRED GASPS)
_________________________________
What happened?
_________________________________
MRS. HARRINGTON: Miss Duffy,
that boy is definitely not right for us.
_________________________________
Now, if you'll excuse me.
_________________________________
MILDRED: (STAMMERING) I'm so
sorry about this. If you would just...
_________________________________
(DOOR SLAMMING)
_________________________________
-I made some lunch.
-Not hungry.
_________________________________
Poor Mr. Harrington.
_________________________________
-I killed him?
-No. No! No, you didn't kill him.
_________________________________
I called. He's perfectly fine.
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
I was just gonna say that it's...
_________________________________
It's too bad
he didn't get to try a sandwich
_________________________________
from that wonderful invention of yours.
_________________________________
-(SCOFFING) Yeah, real wonderful.
-It's not you.
_________________________________
We just haven't found
the right couple yet.
_________________________________
One hundred twenty-four.
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
That's how many adoption interviews
I've had, 124.
_________________________________
Oh, Lewis, come on, now.
_________________________________
You're exaggerating just to make your
_________________________________
point.
_________________________________
Plus, I'm gonna be 13 next year,
_________________________________
and you know how hard it is
for a teenager to get adopted.
_________________________________
I have no future. No one wants me.
_________________________________
That's not true, Lewis!
_________________________________
My own mother didn't even want me.
_________________________________
Now, stop it. You do not know that.
_________________________________
Then why'd she give me up?
_________________________________
She may not have been able
to take care of you.
_________________________________
Did you ever think of that?
_________________________________
I am sure that she was only thinking
about what was best for you.
_________________________________
I never thought of it that way.
_________________________________
Maybe she wanted to keep you,
but she had no choice.
_________________________________
You're right.
_________________________________
My real mom is the only person
who's ever wanted me.
_________________________________
Wait. I said "maybe."
_________________________________
And if she wanted me then,
she'll want me now.
_________________________________
What are you talking about?
_________________________________
I have to find her, Mildred,
and when I do, she'll take me back,
_________________________________
and we'll be a family again!
_________________________________
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Lewis, you can't do that.
_________________________________
No one knows anything about her.
No one even saw her.
_________________________________
Wrong. I saw her
_________________________________
once.
_________________________________
She's in here. I just have to remember.
_________________________________
That's it!
_________________________________
(ANOTHER BELIEVER PLAYING)
_________________________________
(SINGING) Hello
_________________________________
I got something to tell you
_________________________________
But it's crazy
_________________________________
I got something to show you
_________________________________
(INAUDIBLE)
_________________________________
So give me just one more chance
_________________________________
One more glance 
And I will make of you
_________________________________
Another believer
_________________________________
Guess what? 
You got more than you bargained
_________________________________
Ain't it crazy?
_________________________________
You got more than you paid for
_________________________________
So give me just one more chance
_________________________________
One more glance
_________________________________
One more hand to hold
_________________________________
You've been on my mind
_________________________________
Though it may seem I'm fooling
_________________________________
Wasted so much time
_________________________________
Though it may seem I'm fooling
_________________________________
(DEVICE BUZZING)
_________________________________
What are we gonna do?
_________________________________
What are we gonna do?
_________________________________
What are we gonna do about it?
_________________________________
You've been on my mind
_________________________________
One more chance
_________________________________
Wasted so much time
_________________________________
One more chance
_________________________________
_________________________________
Wonderland
_
To see the whole adventure, go to: Alice in Wonderland – Subtitles (en)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(TICKING)
_________________________________
RABBIT: Oh, my fur and whiskers!
_________________________________
I'm late, I'm late, I'm late! (PANTING)
_________________________________
Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear!
I'm here, I should be there.
_________________________________
I'm late, I'm late, I'm late! The queen,
she'll have my head for sure!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Alice in Wonderland – Alice in Wonderland
_________________________________
_________________________________
Alice in Wonderland
_________________________________
How do you get to Wonderland?
_________________________________
Over the hill or underland
_________________________________
Or just behind the tree?
_________________________________
When clouds go rolling by
_________________________________
They roll away and leave the sky
_________________________________
Where is the land beyond the eye
_________________________________
That people cannot see?
_________________________________
Where can it be?
_________________________________
Where do stars go?
_________________________________
Where is the crescent moon?
_________________________________
They must be somewhere
_________________________________
In the sunny afternoon
_________________________________
Alice in Wonderland
_________________________________
Where is the path to Wonderland?
_________________________________
Over the hill or here or there
_________________________________
I wonder where
_________________________________
_________________________________
How did he get so small?
_________________________________
No, you're simply too big.
_________________________________
(QUACKS) It talks!
_________________________________
(YAWNING)
_________________________________
Must you be so loud? You woke me up.
_________________________________
Good morning.
_________________________________
Good night! I need a bit more sleep.
_________________________________
Wait, what do we have
to do to grow small?
_________________________________
Why don't you try the bottle...
_________________________________
over there?
_________________________________
_________________________________
The Caucus Race – Alice in Wonderland
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SINGING) Forward, backward,
inward, outward
_________________________________
Come and join the chase
_________________________________
Nothing could be drier
than a jolly caucus race
_________________________________
Backward, forward, outward, inward
Bottom to the top
_________________________________
Never a beginning
There can never be a stop
_________________________________
Skipping, hopping, tripping
Fancy free and gay
_________________________________
Started it tomorrow
but will finish yesterday
_________________________________
Round and round and round we go
until for ever more
_________________________________
Once we were behind,
but now we find we are
_________________________________
Forward, backward, inward, outward
Come and join the chase
_________________________________
Nothing could be drier
than a jolly caucus race
_________________________________
-I say, you'll never get dry that way.
-Get dry?
_________________________________
Have to run with the others.
First rule of the caucus race.
_________________________________
But how can I...
_________________________________
That's better.
Have you dry in no time now.
_________________________________
No one can ever get dry this way.
_________________________________
Nonsense. I'm as dry as a bone already.
_________________________________
-Yes, but...
-DODO: All right, let's have it now.
_________________________________
DODO: Look lively.
_________________________________
The White Rabbit. Mr. Rabbit.
_________________________________
-My goodness. I'm late.
-Don't go away. I'll be right back.
_________________________________
-I'm late.
-DODO: Don't step on the fish.
_________________________________
DODO: Watch it. Stop kicking that
mackerel. Brilliant. Jolly well done.
_________________________________
Mr. Rabbit. Oh, Mr. Rabbit.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Painting the Roses Red – Alice in Wonderland
_________________________________
_________________________________
(DISTANT WHISTLING)
_________________________________
(HUMMING)
_________________________________
(SINGING) Painting the roses red
We're painting the roses red
_________________________________
We dare not stop or waste a drop
So let the paint be spread
_________________________________
We're painting the roses red
We're painting the roses red
_________________________________
Painting the roses red
And many a tear we shed
_________________________________
Because we know they'll cease to grow
_________________________________
In fact, they'll soon be dead
_________________________________
(ALL SOB)
_________________________________
And yet we go ahead
painting the roses red
_________________________________
Painting the roses red
We're painting the roses red
_________________________________
Pardon me but, Mr. Three,
why must you paint them red?
_________________________________
ALL: Huh? Oh!
_________________________________
Well, the fact is, miss,
_________________________________
we planted the white roses
by mistake, and...
_________________________________
(SINGING)
The queen, she likes them red
_________________________________
If she saw white instead
_________________________________
-She'd raise a fuss
-And each of us
_________________________________
Would quickly lose his head
_________________________________
Goodness.
_________________________________
Since this is the thought we dread
We're painting the roses red
_________________________________
Oh, dear. Then let me help you.
_________________________________
(SINGING) Painting the roses red
We're painting the roses red
_________________________________
Don't tell the queen what you have
seen or say that's what we said
_________________________________
-We're painting the roses red
-Yes, painting the roses red
_________________________________
-Not pink
-Not green
_________________________________
-Not aquamarine
-We're painting the roses red
_________________________________
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
(TRUMPETING)
_________________________________
Court is now in session!
_________________________________
I'm on trial? But why?
_________________________________
Her Majesty,
the Queen of Hearts, presiding!
_________________________________
The girl is the culprit.
There's no doubt about it.
_________________________________
And the reason is...
_________________________________
because I say so, that's why!
_________________________________
That is so unfair!
_________________________________
Well, have you anything
to say in your defense?
_________________________________
Of course! I've done
absolutely nothing wrong!
_________________________________
You may be queen,
_________________________________
but I'm afraid that doesn't give
you the right to be so...so mean!
_________________________________
QUEEN: Silence!
_________________________________
You dare defy me?
_________________________________
SORA: Hey, guys,
we should help her out.
_________________________________
Yeah, but the...
_________________________________
We're outsiders, so wouldn't
that be muddling?
_________________________________
DONALD: "Meddling"!
_________________________________
GOOFY: Oh, yeah.
And that's against the rules.
_________________________________
QUEEN: The court finds the defendant,
_________________________________
guilty as charged!
_________________________________
For the crimes of assault and
attempted theft of my heart...
_________________________________
Off with her head!
_________________________________
No! No! Oh, please!
_________________________________
SORA: Hold it right there!
_________________________________
Who are you?
_________________________________
How dare you interfere with my court?
_________________________________
Excuse me.
But we know who the real culprit is!
_________________________________
Uh-huh. It's the Heartle...
_________________________________
Anyway, she's not the one
you're looking for.
_________________________________
ALICE: No, no! Oh, please!
_________________________________
That's nonsense. Have you any proof?
_________________________________
Bring me evidence of Alice's innocence!
_________________________________
Fail, and it's off with all of your heads!
_________________________________
Gather as much or little evidence
as you please.
_________________________________
Report back here once you're ready.
_________________________________
_________________________________
CHESHIRE CAT: (SINGING)
'Twas brillig and the slithy toves
_________________________________
Did gyre and gamble in the wabe
_________________________________
All mimsy were the borogoves
_________________________________
And the more paths outgrabe
_________________________________
Who are you?
_________________________________
Who, indeed?
_________________________________
Poor Alice. Soon to lose her head,
and she's not guilty of a thing!
_________________________________
Hey, if you know
who the culprit is, tell us!
_________________________________
The Cheshire Cat has all the answers,
but doesn't always tell.
_________________________________
The answer, the culprit,
the cat all lie in darkness.
_________________________________
'Twas brillig and the slithy toves
_________________________________
Did gyre and gamble in the wabe
_________________________________
Wait!
_________________________________
CHESHIRE CAT: They've already
left the forest. I won't tell which exit.
_________________________________
There are four pieces of evidence in all.
Three are a cinch to find.
_________________________________
The fourth is tricky.
Big reward if you find them all.
_________________________________
Should we trust him?
_________________________________
To trust, or not to trust?
I trust you'll decide!
_________________________________
And the mome raths outgrabe
_________________________________
_________________________________
All in the Golden Afternoon – Alice in Wonderland
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SINGS) La!
_________________________________
(ALL SING) Me, me, me, me, me!
_________________________________
(SINGS) La, la, la, la, la!
_________________________________
(SINGS ARPEGGIO)
_________________________________
(SINGS BASS NOTES)
_________________________________
(ALL HUM IN HARMONY)
_________________________________
(SINGING) Little bread-and-butterflies
kiss the tulips
_________________________________
And the sun is like a toy balloon
_________________________________
There are get-up-in-the-morning glories
_________________________________
In the golden afternoon
_________________________________
There are dancing daffodils
on the hillside
_________________________________
Strings of violets are all in tune
_________________________________
Tiger lilies love the dandelions
_________________________________
In the golden afternoon
_________________________________
The golden afternoon
_________________________________
There are dog-and-caterpillars
and a copper centipede
_________________________________
Where the lazy daisies love
_________________________________
The very peaceful life they lead
_________________________________
You can learn a lot of things
from the flowers
_________________________________
For especially in the month of June
_________________________________
Ah ah ah ah
_________________________________
There's a wealth
of happiness and romance
_________________________________
All in the golden afternoon
_________________________________
(RINGING)
_________________________________
(WHISTLES)
_________________________________
(BRASS PLAYING)
_________________________________
(STRINGS PLAYING)
_________________________________
All in the golden afternoon
_________________________________
The golden afternoon
_________________________________
You can learn a lot of things
from the flowers
_________________________________
For especially in the month of June
_________________________________
There's a wealth
of happiness and romance
_________________________________
All...
_________________________________
In the golden afternoon
_________________________________
(BRASSES PLAYING)
_________________________________
(CYMBALS CRASH)
_________________________________
_________________________________
And the mome raths outgrabe
_________________________________
Well, look what you've found.
Nice going.
_________________________________
Now we can save Alice.
_________________________________
Don't be so sure!
_________________________________
She may be innocent,
but what about you?
_________________________________
What do you mean?
_________________________________
_________________________________
And who is this?
_________________________________
Well. Well now, let me see, my dear.
_________________________________
It certainly isn't a heart.
Do you suppose it's a club?
_________________________________
Why, it's a little girl.
_________________________________
-Yes. And I was hoping...
-QUEEN: Look up. Speak nicely.
_________________________________
And don't twiddle your fingers.
_________________________________
Turn out your toes. Curtsy.
_________________________________
Open your mouth a little wider.
_________________________________
And always say, "Yes, Your Majesty."
_________________________________
-Yes, Your Majesty.
-(QUEEN CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Now, where d'you come from
and where are you going?
_________________________________
-I'm trying to find my way home.
-Your way?
_________________________________
All ways here are my ways!
_________________________________
Yes, I know. But I was just thinking...
_________________________________
Curtsy while you're thinking.
It saves time.
_________________________________
Yes, Your Majesty.
But I was only going to ask...
_________________________________
I'll ask the questions!
_________________________________
-Do you play croquet?
-Yes, Your Majesty.
_________________________________
Then let the game begin!
_________________________________
_________________________________
I won't tell. But I'll give you something.
_________________________________
Are you ready to present
evidence before the queen?
_________________________________
Yes.
_________________________________
Very well.
Counsel, step up to the podium.
_________________________________
Now, show me what you have found.
_________________________________
Well, that's certainly a lot of evidence,
but I'm still not impressed.
_________________________________
Cards! Bring forth my evidence!
_________________________________
Hmm, checking all five
would only be a waste of time.
_________________________________
All right, then.
Choose the one you wish to present.
_________________________________
I'll decide who's guilty
based on that evidence.
_________________________________
What? After all the trouble
of collecting it?
_________________________________
You dare object?
Then you will lose your head!
_________________________________
Now, choose! One box!
_________________________________
Are you certain? No second chances!
_________________________________
I'm sure.
_________________________________
Now we shall see who the real culprit is.
_________________________________
What in the world was that?
_________________________________
There's your evidence. Alice is innocent.
_________________________________
(GROWLS)
_________________________________
Silence! I'm the law here!
_________________________________
Article 29! Anyone who defies
the queen is guilty!
_________________________________
That's crazy!
_________________________________
Seize them at once!
_________________________________
Cards! If they touch the tower,
you lose your heads!
_________________________________
_________________________________
(FANFARE)
_________________________________
(SINGING) Forward, backward,
inward, outward
_________________________________
Here we go again
_________________________________
No one ever loses
and no one can ever win
_________________________________
Backward, forward, outward, inward
Bottom to the top...
_________________________________
Off with her head! Off with her head!
_________________________________
You can't leave a tea party
without having a cup of tea.
_________________________________
But I can't stop now.
_________________________________
But we insist.
You must join us in a cup of tea.
_________________________________
Off with her head!
_________________________________
Mr. Caterpillar. What will I do?
_________________________________
Who are you?
_________________________________
(COUGHS)
_________________________________
There she goes. Don't let her get away.
_________________________________
Off with her head!
_________________________________
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
She must've gotten kidnapped
while we were fighting.
_________________________________
QUEEN: You fools!
_________________________________
Find the one who's behind this!
I don't care how!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Have you seen Alice?
_________________________________
Alice, no. Shadow, yes!
_________________________________
Where did they go?
_________________________________
This way? That way? Does it matter?
_________________________________
Left, right, up, down!
All mixed up thanks to the shadows!
_________________________________
Step deeper into the forest
to the deserted garden.
_________________________________
You might find shadows
in the upside-down room!
_________________________________
_________________________________
They're hiding somewhere.
And the momeraths outgrabe.
_________________________________
Want to find the shadows?
Try turning on the light.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-It's too dim. Make it brighter.
-What next?
_________________________________
One more lamp that you need to light.
_________________________________
_________________________________
The Unbirthday Song – Alice in Wonderland
_________________________________
_________________________________
ALICE: How very curious.
_________________________________
HARE: If there are no objections,
let it be unanimous
_________________________________
HATTER: A very merry unbirthday
HARE: A very merry unbirthday
_________________________________
BOTH: A very merry unbirthday to us
_________________________________
(CHORUS OF PIPES)
_________________________________
(SINGING)
A very merry unbirthday to me
_________________________________
-To who?
-To me
_________________________________
-A very merry unbirthday to you
-Who, me?
_________________________________
Let's all congratulate us
with another cup of tea
_________________________________
A very merry unbirthday
_________________________________
To you
_________________________________
BOTH: No room. No room.
_________________________________
-No room.
-I thought there was plenty of room.
_________________________________
It's rude to sit without being invited.
_________________________________
I'll say it's rude.
It's very, very rude indeed.
_________________________________
Very, very, very rude indeed.
_________________________________
I'm very sorry.
But I did enjoy your singing.
_________________________________
-I wonder if you could tell me...
-You enjoyed our singing?
_________________________________
Oh, what a delightful child.
_________________________________
I'm so excited.
We never get compliments.
_________________________________
-You must have a cup of tea.
-Yes, indeed. The tea.
_________________________________
-You must have a cup of tea.
-ALICE: That would be nice.
_________________________________
I'm sorry I interrupted your
birthday party. Thank you.
_________________________________
Birthday? (CHUCKLES) My dear
child, this is not a birthday party.
_________________________________
Of course not.
_________________________________
This is an unbirthday party.
_________________________________
Unbirthday? I'm sorry,
but I don't quite understand.
_________________________________
It's very simple.
30 days have Sep... No.
_________________________________
An unbirthday...
If you have a birthday, then you...
_________________________________
She doesn't know what an unbirthday is.
_________________________________
How silly.
_________________________________
Well...
_________________________________
(COUGHS)
_________________________________
I shall elucidate.
_________________________________
(SINGING) Statistics prove,
prove that you've one birthday.
_________________________________
Imagine, just one birthday every year
_________________________________
But there are 364 unbirthdays
_________________________________
Precisely why we're
gathered here to cheer
_________________________________
Then today is my unbirthday, too.
_________________________________
-It is?
-What a small world this is.
_________________________________
In that case...
_________________________________
(SINGING) A very merry unbirthday
_________________________________
-To me?
-To you.
_________________________________
-A very merry unbirthday
-For me?
_________________________________
For you.
_________________________________
Now blow the candle out, my dear,
and make your wish come true
_________________________________
(CRACKLING)
_________________________________
A very merry unbirthday to you
_________________________________
(SINGING) Twinkle, twinkle, little bat
_________________________________
How I wonder what you're at
_________________________________
Up above the world you fly
_________________________________
Like a tea tray in the sky
_________________________________
_________________________________
All the lights are on.
You'll see the shadows soon.
_________________________________
They'll arise in this room,
but somewhere else.
_________________________________
The shadows might go after
that doorknob, too.
_________________________________
_________________________________
You'll have a better view
from higher up.
_________________________________
_________________________________
The shadows should be here soon.
_________________________________
Are you prepared for the
worst? If not, too bad!
_________________________________
_________________________________
(YAWNS)
_________________________________
What a racket.
_________________________________
How's a doorknob to get any sleep?
_________________________________
(YAWNING)
_________________________________
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
What was that?
_________________________________
You hear that?
Sounded like something closed.
_________________________________
This gummi ain't like the others. No, sir.
_________________________________
Okay, I'll hold on to it.
_________________________________
CHESHIRE CAT: Splendid.
_________________________________
You're quite the hero.
_________________________________
If you're looking for Alice, she's not here.
_________________________________
She's gone!
Off with the shadows, into darkness.
_________________________________
No...
_________________________________
Let's go back to our gummi ship.
We might find her in another world.
_________________________________
We've gotta go to a save point
to return to our ship.
_________________________________
_________________________________
CHORUS: (SINGING)
Alice in Wonderland
_________________________________
Over the hill or here or there
_________________________________
I wonder where
_________________________________
_________________________________
March–April 2017
_________________________________
_________________________________
(GOOB YAWNS)
_________________________________
GOOB: So tired.
_________________________________
We'll see you at 2:00 this afternoon.
He'll be so excited you're coming.
_________________________________
Bye-bye, now.
_________________________________
Yes! Hey, Goob... I mean, Michael.
_________________________________
-Good luck at the big game today.
-Easy win.
_________________________________
Those guys are a bunch of bums.
_________________________________
I just hope I can stay awake.
_________________________________
Don't tell me. Let me guess.
_________________________________
He was up all night
working on his stupid project,
_________________________________
but that's what happens
_________________________________
when you get a science geek
for a roommate.
_________________________________
Ah, that's good joe.
_________________________________
All right, Einstein,
you owe Michael big time.
_________________________________
Well, unlocking the secrets of the brain
took a lot longer than I expected,
_________________________________
but it's finished, Mildred.
I recalibrated the headset.
_________________________________
Now the neural circuits will connect.
_________________________________
I've cracked the hippocampus!
_________________________________
Really? Okay. What?
_________________________________
Now to test it out.
_________________________________
(RINGING)
_________________________________
Oh, no! I'm late! I gotta go!
_________________________________
Wait a minute, Lewis. Wait a minute.
_________________________________
I almost forgot what I came up here for.
_________________________________
I know you have a lot
on your plate today,
_________________________________
but I've scheduled an interview for you
this afternoon.
_________________________________
-No, thanks.
-"No, thanks"?
_________________________________
Sweetheart, this is
about being adopted,
_________________________________
and you will be back here
clean, happy and on time.
_________________________________
I'm done with interviews, Mildred.
I'm not gonna be rejected anymore.
_________________________________
Listen, I know where your head is,
but I'm telling you,
_________________________________
you have got to get out of the past
and look to the future.
_________________________________
I am, and this is it.
_________________________________
This is my future.
_________________________________
I'm sorry.
_________________________________
Lewis? Honey?
_________________________________
Dr. Krunklehorn,
I know you're very busy there
_________________________________
at Inventco Labs,
_________________________________
and we're just so excited
to have you as a judge.
_________________________________
It's my pleasure, Mr. Willerstein.
Hey, you never know.
_________________________________
One of your students may invent
the next integrated circuit
_________________________________
or microprocessor or integrated circuit.
_________________________________
Oh, wait! I said that already.
_________________________________
Well, I just don't get out
of that lab very much.
_________________________________
Is that a bow tie? I like bow ties.
_________________________________
I haven't slept in eight days!
_________________________________
Well, then can I get you a cot
or something?
_________________________________
Nope, I've got the caffeine patch.
It's my invention.
_________________________________
Each patch is the equivalent
of 12 cups of coffee.
_________________________________
You can stay awake for days
with no side effects.
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
Sorry. Who's this?
_________________________________
This is one of our students,
Stanley Pukowski.
_________________________________
Oh, so cute!
_________________________________
I just want to bite
his chubby little cheeks!
_________________________________
(WHISTLING)
_________________________________
What's with the dress, Pukowski?
_________________________________
It's actually a toga, sir.
_________________________________
Coach, nice to see you, sort of.
What are you doing here?
_________________________________
Judging a science fair.
What's it look like I'm doing?
_________________________________
And what makes you qualified
to judge a science fair?
_________________________________
It's my gym.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
_________________________________
Stanley. Volcano.
_________________________________
Behold the awesome power
of Mount Vesuvius!
_________________________________
(CLICKING)
_________________________________
The toggle switch isn't toggling.
_________________________________
Dr. Krunklehorn?
_________________________________
Barium, cobalt, Einstein, Kool-Aid!
_________________________________
I don't know what she just said,
but this project is unacceptable!
_________________________________
Now, give me 20 laps around the gym!
_________________________________
Move it! Move it! Move it! Go! Go! Go!
_________________________________
-Coach!
-I'm watching you.
_________________________________
(STANLEY PANTING)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Okay, next up is Lizzy
and her fire ant farm.
_________________________________
That's right.
_________________________________
Lizzy, we talked about the fire ants.
_________________________________
You know that they have a tendency
to bite people.
_________________________________
Only my enemies.
_________________________________
Just keep moving, shall we?
Top notch, Lizzy!
_________________________________
Let's not anger her
or make her jumpy in any way.
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
This area's not secure. Get in.
_________________________________
Have you been approached
by a tall man in a bowler hat?
_________________________________
-What?
-Hey, hey, I'll ask the questions here.
_________________________________
-Okay, goodbye.
-All right,
_________________________________
didn't want to pull rank on you,
but you forced my hand.
_________________________________
Special Agent Wilbur Robinson
of the T.C.T.F.
_________________________________
-The what?
-Time Continuum Task Force.
_________________________________
-I'm here to protect you.
-Well...
_________________________________
Now, tall man, bowler hat,
approached you?
_________________________________
No, why?
_________________________________
I could lose my badge for this.
_________________________________
He's a suspect in a robbery.
_________________________________
What did he steal?
_________________________________
-A time machine.
-A what?
_________________________________
I've tracked him to this time,
and my informants say he's after you.
_________________________________
Me? Why me?
_________________________________
The boys back at HQ
haven't figured out a motive yet.
_________________________________
And by "HQ," I mean "headquarters."
_________________________________
I know what HQ means.
_________________________________
Good. You're a smart kid.
_________________________________
That might keep you alive, for now.
_________________________________
Just worry
about your little science gizmo
_________________________________
and leave the "perp" to me.
_________________________________
-And by "perp," I mean...
-I know what it means!
_________________________________
Okay, Mr. Smarty-pants.
_________________________________
Bowler Hat Guy!
_________________________________
YOUNG FRANNY: Whoa!
_________________________________
My frogs!
_________________________________
You're not gonna get away with it,
_________________________________
kid with science project.
_________________________________
Dude, you almost busted
my solar system!
_________________________________
My frogs! They're getting away!
_________________________________
(FROGS CROAKING)
_________________________________
(BUZZING)
_________________________________
(WHIRRING)
_________________________________
Got you! That's the last of them.
_________________________________
Annoying little girl,
I don't have time for this.
_________________________________
I'm on a very important...
_________________________________
Don't sass me, boy. I know karate.
_________________________________
COACH: Come on, Pukowski!
Feel the pain! Love the pain!
_________________________________
MR. WILLERSTEIN: Coach...
_________________________________
Next up is Lewis.
_________________________________
Yes... Lewis! Excuse me.
_________________________________
(WHISPERING) Lewis,
tell me this thing is not gonna...
_________________________________
(IMITATES EXPLOSION)
_________________________________
It's okay. It's gonna work this time.
I won't let you down, I promise.
_________________________________
All right, Lewis, I trust you.
Knock 'em dead.
_________________________________
(WHISPERING) That was a figure
of speech. Please don't kill anyone.
_________________________________
Okay, stand back, everybody.
_________________________________
This next project
will knock your socks off.
_________________________________
Seriously, you might wanna stand back
a little.
_________________________________
(CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________
Have you ever forgotten something,
_________________________________
and no matter how hard you tried,
you couldn't remember it?
_________________________________
Well, what happens
to these forgotten memories?
_________________________________
I propose
they're stored somewhere in your brain,
_________________________________
and I built a machine
that can retrieve them.
_________________________________
I call it the Memory Scanner.
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMING) It's shiny!
_________________________________
So, Lewis,
how does the Memory Scanner work?
_________________________________
First, you input the desired period
of time on this keypad.
_________________________________
Then a laser scans the cerebral cortex,
where memories are stored.
_________________________________
The retrieved memory
is then displayed on this monitor.
_________________________________
Wrap him up. I'll take two.
_________________________________
Now, I'm going back 12 years,
three months and 11 days.
_________________________________
Why that particular day?
_________________________________
You didn't think
I was paying attention, did you?
_________________________________
Well, that was the day...
_________________________________
Let's just say, that was
a very important day in my life.
_________________________________
Fair enough. Play ball.
_________________________________
It'll just take a second
to get the turbines going.
_________________________________
(ALL GASPING)
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Lewis, wait!
_________________________________
She's gonna blow!
_________________________________
Watch out!
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
Feel the pain! Love the...
_________________________________
(SCREAMING) Hurts so much!
Make it stop!
_________________________________
(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Make it stop!
_________________________________
Coach, suck it up, okay?
_________________________________
Let us conduct ourselves in a way
that we'll all be proud of tomorrow.
_________________________________
-Let's calm down!
-Mr. Willerstein?
_________________________________
-I didn't mean to...
-Not now, Lewis!
_________________________________
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
_________________________________
Not now.
_________________________________
MR. WILLERSTEIN: Okay, and we are
walking in a calm, orderly fashion
_________________________________
toward the exits.
_________________________________
Wait, Lewis!
_________________________________
(FROGS CROAKING)
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
Come, my dear. Our future awaits.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Lilo!
_________________________________
Lilo?
_________________________________
Oh, no.
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
You better be home.
_________________________________
(DOG BARKING)
_________________________________
(ENGINE PURRING)
_________________________________
(BRAKES SCREECH)
_________________________________
Hey! Watch where you're going!
_________________________________
Stupidhead!
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
(ELVIS PRESLEY'S
"HEARTBREAK HOTEL" PLAYING)
_________________________________
I Found A New Place To Dwell...
_________________________________
Oh, Lilo!
_________________________________
Lilo! Open the door, Lilo!
_________________________________
LILO: Go away.
_________________________________
...You Make Me So Lonely, Baby...
_________________________________
Lilo? We don't have time for this.
_________________________________
...I Get So Lonely...
_________________________________
Leave me alone to die.
_________________________________
Come on, Lilo that social worker's
going to be here any minute!
_________________________________
...You Still Can Find...
_________________________________
-(VOLUME INCREASES)
-...Some Room...
_________________________________
(GROWLING)
_________________________________
For Brokenhearted Lovers
To Cry Away Their Gloom
_________________________________
(FRUSTRATED GROAN)
_________________________________
Don't Make Me So Lonely
_________________________________
I Get So Lonely I Could Die...
_________________________________
(ENGINE TURNS OFF)
_________________________________
(WOOD CREAKING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
The Bellhop's Tears Keep Flowin'...
_________________________________
You are so finished when I get in there!
_________________________________
(MOUTHING SONG)
_________________________________
Well, They Been So Long
On Lonely Street
_________________________________
They Ain't Ever Gonna Look Back...
_________________________________
Oh, I'm going to stuff you in the blender,
push "puree,"
_________________________________
then bake you into a pie
and feed it to the social worker!
_________________________________
And when he says, "Mmm, this is great.
What's your secret?" I'm going to say...
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
"Love... And nurturing."
_________________________________
Hi. Uh...
_________________________________
(HAMMER CLUNKS)
_________________________________
You must be the, uh...
_________________________________
The stupidhead.
_________________________________
Oh! Oh...
_________________________________
Oh, you know, I'm really sorry about that
_________________________________
and if I'd known who you were,
of course I never would've...
_________________________________
Uh... I can pay for that.
_________________________________
It's a rental.
_________________________________
Are you the guardian in question?
_________________________________
Yes. I'm Nani.
_________________________________
Nice to meet you, Mister...
_________________________________
Bubbles.
_________________________________
Mr. Bubbles. That's a strange...
_________________________________
Yes, I know.
_________________________________
Are you going to invite me in, Nani?
_________________________________
Uh... I thought we could
sit out here and talk.
_________________________________
I don't think so.
_________________________________
(QUIETLY) Right. Uh...
_________________________________
(FROM INSIDE)
...It's Always Crowded...
_________________________________
This way.
_________________________________
...You Still Can Find Some Room
_________________________________
For Brokenhearted Lovers
To Cry Away Their Gloom
_________________________________
You Make Me So Lonely, Baby...
_________________________________
Uh... Wait here.
_________________________________
(CLATTERING)
_________________________________
(GLASS BREAKING, CRASHING)
_________________________________
(RECORD SCRATCHES,
MUSIC STOPS)
_________________________________
LILO: Hey!
_________________________________
(CLUNKING)
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
So... Lemonade?
_________________________________
Do you often leave
your sister home alone?
_________________________________
No. Never.
_________________________________
(NANI SHRIEKS)
_________________________________
Well, except for just now.
_________________________________
Uh, I had to run to the store
to get some...
_________________________________
(STEAM WHISTLING)
_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________
You left the stove on
while you were out?
_________________________________
Low heat! Just a simmer.
_________________________________
Mmm! It's coming along great.
_________________________________
(LOUD WHOOSH, YELLS)
_________________________________
I found that this morning.
_________________________________
Lilo! There you are.
_________________________________
Honeyface... This is Mr. Bubbles.
_________________________________
Nice to meet you.
_________________________________
Your knuckles say "Cobra."
_________________________________
(CRACKING)
_________________________________
Cobra Bubbles.
_________________________________
You don't look like a social worker.
_________________________________
I'm a special classification.
_________________________________
Did you ever kill anyone?
_________________________________
We're getting off the subject.
_________________________________
Let's talk about you. Are you happy?
_________________________________
(NO AUDIO)
_________________________________
I'm adjusted. I eat four food groups
_________________________________
and look both ways
before crossing the street
_________________________________
and take long naps and get disciplined.
_________________________________
(MUFFLED GASP)
_________________________________
Disciplined?
_________________________________
Yeah. She disciplines me real good.
Sometimes five times a day.
_________________________________
-With bricks.
-No...
_________________________________
Bricks?
_________________________________
Uh-huh, in a pillowcase.
_________________________________
Okay! That's enough sugar for you.
_________________________________
Why don't you run along,
you little cutie.
_________________________________
(NERVOUS GIGGLE)
_________________________________
The other social workers
just thought she was a scream.
_________________________________
Thirsty?
_________________________________
Let me illuminate to you
the precarious situation
_________________________________
in which you have found yourself.
_________________________________
I am the one they call
when things go wrong,
_________________________________
and things have indeed gone wrong.
_________________________________
(SPOONS CLINKING)
_________________________________
(RATTLING)
_________________________________
My friends need to be punished.
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
Call me next time you're left here alone.
_________________________________
Yep.
_________________________________
In case you're wondering,
this did not go well.
_________________________________
(NAILS CLATTERING)
_________________________________
You have three days
to change my mind.
_________________________________
(SHRIEKING)
_________________________________
(SHRIEKING CONTINUES)
_________________________________
-Blah.
-Eww!
_________________________________
Lilo!
_________________________________
(BOOTS SCREECH)
_________________________________
(HINGES CREAK/DOOR SHUTS)
_________________________________
(SLAMS)
_________________________________
(HINGES CREAKS)
_________________________________
(LILO GROWLS)
_________________________________
(SNARLING AND GROWLING)
_________________________________
(HISSES)
_________________________________
Why didn't you wait at the school?
_________________________________
You were supposed to wait there!
_________________________________
Lilo!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Do you not understand?
Do you want to be taken away?
_________________________________
Answer me!
_________________________________
-No!
-No, you don't understand?
_________________________________
-No!
-No, what?
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(MUFFLED WHINING)
_________________________________
(FRUSTRATED GRUNT)
_________________________________
You're such a pain!
_________________________________
So why don't you sell me
and buy a rabbit instead?
_________________________________
At least a rabbit would behave
better than you!
_________________________________
Go ahead! Then you'll be happy
because it'll be smarter than me, too!
_________________________________
And quieter!
_________________________________
You'll like it, 'cause it's stinky, like you!
_________________________________
(SLAMS)
_________________________________
Go to your room!
_________________________________
I'm already in my room!
_________________________________
(SLAMS)
_________________________________
(MUFFLED SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(DOG BARKS IN DISTANCE)
_________________________________
(SOFTLY) Hey.
_________________________________
I brought you some pizza,
in case you were hungry.
_________________________________
We're a broken family, aren't we?
_________________________________
No.
_________________________________
Maybe, a little.
_________________________________
Maybe a lot.
_________________________________
I shouldn't have yelled at you.
_________________________________
We're sisters. It's our job.
_________________________________
Yeah, well, from now on...
_________________________________
I like you better as a sister than a mom.
_________________________________
Yeah?
_________________________________
And you like me better as a sister
than a rabbit, right?
_________________________________
(SNIFFLING)
_________________________________
(GENTLY) Oh...
_________________________________
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
_________________________________
Yes.
_________________________________
Yes, I do.
_________________________________
(SNIFFLES)
_________________________________
I hit Mertle Edmonds today.
_________________________________
You hit her?
_________________________________
Before I bit her.
_________________________________
You bit her. Lilo, you shouldn't...
_________________________________
People treat me different.
_________________________________
They just don't know what to say.
_________________________________
I'll tell you what.
_________________________________
If you promise not to fight anymore
_________________________________
I promise not to yell at you,
except on special occasions.
_________________________________
Tuesdays and bank holidays
would be good.
_________________________________
Yeah? Would that be good?
_________________________________
(BOTH GIGGLING)
_________________________________
Oh! My camera's full again.
_________________________________
(WHISPERING) Aren't they beautiful?
_________________________________
(LOW RUMBLING)
_________________________________
(ELECTRICAL CRACKLING)
_________________________________
(RUMBLING CONTINUING)
_________________________________
(THUNDERING WHOOSH)
_________________________________
A falling star!
_________________________________
(CAR ALARMS BLARING
IN DISTANCE)
_________________________________
(WHOOSHING)
_________________________________
(EXPLOSIVE THUD)
_________________________________
I call it! Get out! Get out!
I have to make a wish!
_________________________________
Can't you go any faster?
_________________________________
Oh, no! Gravity is increasing on me.
_________________________________
No, it's not!
_________________________________
It is, too, Lilo.
The same thing happened yesterday.
_________________________________
You rotten sister!
Your butt is crushing me!
_________________________________
Why do you act so weird?
_________________________________
(SLAMS)
_________________________________
(QUIETLY) It's me again.
_________________________________
I need someone to be my friend...
Someone who won't run away.
_________________________________
Maybe send me an angel...
The nicest angel you have.
_________________________________
(FLAMES ROARING)
_________________________________
(SHOUTING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE)
_________________________________
(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
_________________________________
(SNIFFING)
_________________________________
(FEET PATTERING)
_________________________________
(PLOPPING)
_________________________________
(PISTOL ZINGS)
_________________________________
(PLOPPING)
_________________________________
(PISTOL ZINGS)
_________________________________
(GROWLS)
_________________________________
(FROG CROAKING)
_________________________________
(WEAPONS COCK)
_________________________________
(SHOUTING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE)
_________________________________
(LOUD RUMBLING)
_________________________________
(SHOUTING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING AND GROANING)
_________________________________
What we when hit?
_________________________________
There it is.
It stay jammed under the fender.
_________________________________
(ALIEN GROANS, DRIVERS GASP)
_________________________________
We better call somebody.
_________________________________
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