Disney NeverEnding Chronicles (2016 Part 3) - Subtitles (en)

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Imagining in November 2016–December 2016

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(MICKEY MOUSE MARCH PLAYING)
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Ahem!
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Good morning, Your Majesty.
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It's nice to see you this morn...
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What!

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(CRAZY QUACKING)
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Wake up, Goofy, wake up!
This is serious!
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(SNORING)

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-(QUACKS)
-Whoa!

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Hey there, Donald. Good morning.

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We've got a problem, Goofy!
But don't tell anyone...

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Queen Minnie?

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-Not even the queen.

-Daisy?

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(QUACKS) No, it's top secret!

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Good morning, ladies.

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What?
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(DAISY CLEARS THROAT)
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(LAUGHS)

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(HORN HONKING)

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-Car's here!

-FATHER: It's 9:00!

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We're going to miss our flight!

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MOTHER: Traveler's checks...
FATHER: You have the tickets?

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MOTHER: Tabitha, did you feed Roddy?

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Oops.

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MOTHER: I just know

we've forgotten something.

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Roddy, where are you?

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We'll be back in a few days, so here's

enough food for you. Here's more.

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-MOTHER: Tabitha!

-Here's a little more.

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MOTHER: I hope you're

not overfeeding him.

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Of course not, Mum.

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-FATHER: Come on, Tabitha!

-Bye, Roddy.

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FATHER: We don't want to miss

our holiday.

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I'm coming, I'm coming!

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(SNIFFING)

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When the cat's away,

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the mice will play!

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The holiday starts now, everyone!

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Music, maestro!

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(DANCING WITH MYSELF PLAYING)

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Hey, what are you all standing around

for? I got a big day planned!

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Let's go, people! Chop-chop!

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Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.

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Nope. Nope. Nope.

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Hmm.

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(INDISTINCT MUMBLING)

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Mmm.

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Ooh!

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(CHUCKLES)

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Buckle up, everyone.

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And I'm dancing with myself

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Oh, dancing with myself

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Oh, dancing with myself

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Well there's nothing to lose

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Fore!

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Oops. Sorry.

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If I looked all over the world

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And there's every type of girl

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Game point. Service!

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We win! We win, team! We win!

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(GRUNTING)

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(GRUNTING)

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So let's sink another drink

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'Cause it'll give me time to think

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If I had the chance

I'd ask the world to dance

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And I'll be dancing with myself

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Perfect.

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Oh, dancing with myself

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Well, there's nothing to lose

And there's nothing to prove?

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(BEEPING)

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-(POPPING)

-(BLOWING)

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Well, if I had a chance...

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Having a good time, darling?

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(CHOKING)

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Oh, thank you.

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See you tomorrow.

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Oh, dancing with myself

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Oh, dancing with myself

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Oh, dancing with myself

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(SIGHS)

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Good night!

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(ECHOING) Good night! Good night!

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Yeah, well. Good night then, Roddy.

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(RUMBLING)

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(GASPS)

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What was that?

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Who's there?

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Wake up. I think

there's someone in the house.

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Sarge, wake up!

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SARGE: Approaching enemy lines.

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(RUMBLING)

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-I'm armed and ready.

-At ease, soldier.

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Give up your weapons

of mass destruction.

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Shh! Shush!

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-Come get me, enemy of freedom!

-Stop it. That's enough!

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-Tell Mom I... Love... Her.

-(RUMBLING)

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(GURGLING)

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-RODDY: What?

-(GURGLING)

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-Yee-ha!

-(GASPS)

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(GASPS)

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Oh.

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-(SCREAMING)

-(BELCHING)

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(BELCHING)

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(BELCHING CONTINUES)

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Whoa! (SMACKING LIPS) Ha!

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They do not, repeat, not have

food like this in the sewer.

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A sewer rat! Who... What...

How did you get here?

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I don't know. One minute I'm in the pub.

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Next thing you know, whoosh!

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It's a burst water main!

Off I go, shooting up the pipes.

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And, well, here I am.

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I have a plunger.

We can shoot you right back.

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Do you like seafood?

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Can I call you a cab?

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Bleah! See food! Get it?

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Have you got a TV?

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-Yes, but...

-Say no more!

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No Leave that.

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Geronimo!

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No, don't... Touch anything.

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Would you look at

the size of that monster?

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-(GASPING AND SNIFFING)

-(SID CHUCKLES)

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SID: Careful, mate.

Those aren't chocolate buttons.

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COMMENTATOR: It's the match of the

century! The FIFA World Cup Final!

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-England. Germany.

-SID: Yes! Boo!

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Live this Sunday. be there.

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This place is great!

I'm staying here forever!

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What?

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Game point. Service!

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We win, we win! You lose! In your face!

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(GRUNTING)

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(GROWLING)

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-Huh?

-Right, my friend.

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You don't belong here.

I'm afraid it's time for you to leave.

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I would not do that if I was you, pal.

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Let me lay this out for you.

This place is mine now.

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Sid says, "Jump," you say,

"How high?" Comprende?

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-(GASPING)

-Fetch us some Pop-Tarts

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from the kitchen, Jeeves.

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-Oh, and be snappy about it.

-Um...

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Yes, sir. Right away, sir.

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That's more like it.

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But before breakfast is served,

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perhaps sir would care

to take a whirl in the Jacuzzi.

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A Jacuzzi?

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You're a real gent.

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After a hard day

of navigating sewer pipes,

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there's nothing better than relaxing

in a Jacuzzi whirlpool bath.

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That looks so inviting.

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Yes. The water looks perfect!

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Now you hop in, and I'll press this

lever to get the bubbles going.

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Right. In we go!

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Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

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I know we got off

on the wrong foot before,

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but I think we're

gonna get along, don't you?

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Swimmingly.

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-Be seeing you, my friend.

-(SCREAMING)

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-SID: You plonker!

-(GASPING)

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You think I don't know

a toilet when I see one?

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You were going to flush me

down the loo.

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No! It's a big Jacuzzi! Deluxe model!

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Then you won't mind

if I get the bubbles going.

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No! Not the lever!

Have mercy! No, I can't swim!

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Bon voyage, me old cream cracker!

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-Hold your nose!

-You can't do this!

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You were going to try to flush me.

Let's see how you like it.

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(ARE YOU GONNA BE

MY GIRL? PLAYING)

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Ow! Ow! Ooh!

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Aah!

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-Have you seen my dad?

-(YELPS)

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(SCREAMING)

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(GASPING)

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Aah!

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Oh. (GASPS)

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Oh! No! No!

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(GROANING) Aah!

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Oh, no, I can't swim!

I can't swim! I can't...

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Swim.

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I'm in the sewer!

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No!

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(BOTH SCREAM)

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(BOTH SCREAM LOUDER)

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(BOTH SHUDDERING)

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-(CLATTERING)

-(GASPS)

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Hello? (ECHOING)

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Help? (ECHOING)

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I'm gonna open my eyes and be

home. This is all a bad dream.

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I'm not home! I wanna go home!

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Shush! Stop it, Roddy!

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I want to go home!

Pull yourself together!

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I can't. I'm frightened.

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Stop it, stop it, stop it!

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All right, Roddy, old man,

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you can get yourself out

of here, and you will.

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Never forget,

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the blood of the courageous James clan

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flows through your veins.

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-(SCREAMING)

-(ALL SCREAMING)

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-(HORN HONKING)

-(PANTING)

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-(SLUG SCREAMING)

-MALE: Extra! Extra!

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Read all about it!

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A way out! Yes!

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(LAUGHING)

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(YELLING)

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(GROANING)

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Aah!

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Hey! That-a took

me three years to draw!

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I'm terribly sorry. Three years?

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I just-a finished it this morning!

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Three years?

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(GASPING)

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-Good grief!

-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

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-What is this place?

-MALE: Hold the bus!

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Feed the flies! Tuppence a bag!

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It's a real city! Ah!

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(SHOUTING)

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My smalls!

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-Is it a bird?

-Is it a plane?

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Is that guy wearing my underpants?

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Make him move, honey.

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Boy, you got a face like a frying pan!

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-Come on!

-I don't think he speaks English.

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Hey, he moved! Did you get it?

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-Got it!

-Good.

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Sorry, sorry.

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(GRUNTS)

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-It's coming!

-What? Where? Who?

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The Great Flood!

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Those floodgates won't hold

forever, you know! We're doomed!

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You think you can

back away from the truth!

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'Ello, hello, hello. What's all this then?

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Thank heavens! A policeman!

This wacko has been chasing after me!

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Morning, Harold.

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-Morning, Collin. How are you?

-Can't complain.

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Keep an eye on this one.

He's a bit of a loony.

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-What? Me?

-We're doomed!

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-Are you kidding me?

-Right.

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-Let's give you a police escort home.

-Oh, great!

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Um, I live in Kensington.

Up there. The surface.

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Up Top? Oh, no. No, no, no.

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The humans don't like our sort.

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Speak for yourself.

They like me very much up there.

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I don't like your attitude.

I've got my eye on you, sunshine.

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-Ooh! Ooh, hot, hot, hot!

-So...

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You're trying to get Up Top, me hearty?

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-Yes.

-(SIZZLING)

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There's one person 'round here

might be able to help you.

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-Might.

-Really?

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Shady customer.

The captain of the Jammy Dodger.

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-If you can find it.

-I know where it is!

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PEGLEG: And remember, the name

of the boat's the Jammy Dodger.

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Uh, thanks for bringing me this far.

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-You're welcome.

-See ya!

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(WHISTLING)

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(EERIE DRONE)

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(WHISTLING)

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Beware.

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Beware.

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Hello?

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Uh, permission to come aboard?

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-(BOARDS CREAKING)

-Ahoy there?

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Uh...

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(GASPS)

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Ow! Yah! Oh. Oh!

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Sorry. I didn't mean to intrude,

Mr. Captain, Skipper, Thingy.

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Hey! That's Miss Captain

Skipper Thingy to you.

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Oops.

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What are you doing on my boat?

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I've had a bad day and need I your help.

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I was thrown out of my own home,

flushed down my own toilet.

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Thank you, too much information.

I've got my own problems.

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SPIKE: She's around here somewhere!

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Stay down. And keep quiet.

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Why? Who are we hiding from?

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I said quiet! There's rats

after me who'd like to kill me.

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Well, I'll contain my amazement.

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(GROANS)

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All right, all right. Quiet as a mouse.

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(HORN BLARING)

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-(GASPS)

-Ah!

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SPIKE: Over there!

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You idiot!

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Sorry about that. (CHUCKLES)

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I'll be off then.

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Sorry. Ah!

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-(HORN BLARES)

-Sorry. Sorry.

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Sorry!

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SPIKE: We can't let her get away!

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-(SCREAMING)

-Shh. Shh.

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Come on, Jammy, me old mate,

don't do this to me!

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-(GRUNTING)

-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

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-Oh.

-Ah!

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Let me go, you pink-eyed freak!

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-(GLASSES CLATTERING)

-I'm upset now.

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Ah!

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Whatever's going on, I'm not involved.

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(SCREAMS) I'm an innocent bystander!

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Rita, Rita, Rita!

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(CACKLING)

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You thought you could

give us the slip. (YELLING)

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What are you looking at?

Keep still! Come on, then!

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Right!

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Who have we got here?

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I believe he said his name

was Millicent Bystander.

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-(SNORTING) Millicent!

-Actually, no...

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Now, then, where's the ruby, Rita?

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The boss wants it back.

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I don't have your stupid ruby.

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Okay, are we going

to do it the easy way

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or the hard way?

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I think we should do it

the easy way, don't you, Spike?

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Oh.

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(SIGHS)

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All right. Check the tin.

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Good girl.

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See, Whitey, this is how I do it.

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Watch and learn, my son. Watch and...

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(YELPS)

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Was it in there?

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Right! Rip it up, lads!

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Hey, you get your

filthy paws off my stuff!

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It's in here somewhere.

I can feel it in me guts!

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That'll be last night's curry.

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I'm the same.

I got a bum like the Japanese flag.

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Will you please tell them

I'm not involved in this?

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Fine. All right, all right, listen up.

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This gentleman,

he's not from around here.

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Thank you.

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Just look how nicely he's dressed.

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-Oh, thank you.

-And why?

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Because he's an

international jewel thief!

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Precisely. What? No, no!

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-He stole the ruby from me!

-No, she's lying!

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All right, all right! It's time to bring out

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the Persuader.

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(ALL GASP)

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SPIKE: Your choice, mate.

You can talk now

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or you can talk later.

Ain't that right, Persuader?

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Yeah, in a much higher voice!

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The Persuader's alive, Spike!

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You'll be singing like a tea kettle.

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(CHUCKLES) Good one, Persuader.

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I don't even know her!

I don't know anything!

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Careful, miss. You'll injure yourself.

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I know where it is!

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Come on, then, Spit it out!

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Don't you dare!

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Look at her bottom.

Is it me, or is it oddly shaped?

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You little snitch.

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The booty's in the booty.

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Hey! (GRUNTING)

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ALL: Oh.

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(LAUGHING)

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Thanks, mate! The boss is

gonna be so happy with us.

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You're toast.

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(LAUGHING)

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So you're from Up Top, eh?

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I used to work in a laboratory Up Top.

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Yeah. Big shampoo job.

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I was dark grey when we started.

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Yeah.

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Still, it cleared up

me dandruff. (CHUCKLES)

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COMMENTATOR:

The World Cup has become 

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the most popular sporting event

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Are you there, boss? We're back.

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I've got it, boss.

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The ruby. I found it.

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Technically, Spike,

it was Millicent that found it.

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Actually, the name's Roddy.

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In exchange for my assistance,

I was hoping you might...

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(FLY YELPING)

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You might help me

out of the pickle I'm in.

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(YELLS AND SHUDDERS)

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Hello, Rita.

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Hello, handsome.

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And who is this?

Is your new boyfriend a waiter?

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-Boyfriend?

-Waiter?

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(CHUCKLING) The prize returns to me.

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Did you imagine that

I'd let you steal it from me?

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What? The jewels belongs

to my father, and you know it!

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Your father? A good-for-nothing

scavenger, just like his daughter!

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-(STRAINING)

-Uh, excuse me. Actually.

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I'm the one that found your ruby.

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So... You... Um...

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Perhaps you'd repay the favor

and help me get home.

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-(SQUEALS)

-(MOANS)

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Help me!

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Dispose of them.

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No, no, no, please!

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I just want to get home to Kensington!

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(GASPS)

Kensington? The Royal Borough?

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Up Top?

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Uh, yes. Up Top.

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Huzzah! A man of quality!

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Finally, somebody gets it.

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Come, let me show you

my private collection.

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I know you'll find it diverting.

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(LAUGHING) My shrine to beauty.

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Works of high art crafted in tribute

to our beloved Royal Family.

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Victoria's bust, wrought in porcelain.

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Classy!

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Quite lifelike, wouldn't you say?

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(LAUGHS) It's as if she were here.

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Mmm. Smooth to the touch.

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-Easy, tiger.

-(GIGGLING)

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But come! Let us restore the heart

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and highlight of my collection

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this ruby. Fallen from

the very brow of ancient kings.

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A true crown jewel!

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(RULE BRITANNIA PLAYS)

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Well, what do you think?

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He's a madman! Run away!

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Pardon me. My fly's undone.

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(CHUCKLES) Well, your ruby

certainly is a biggie.

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Indeed.

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How did it ever find me, here

in the underbelly of the world?

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In this dark, low place.

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Yes. I'd love to see more of your

collection. It's very amusing, but I...

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-"Amusing"?

-(WINCING)

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Didn't you say I'd find it amusing?

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I said you'd find it

diverting, not amusing!

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Ah, well, when I said "amusing"

I really meant it in the sense

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of the ancient Greek muse,

the goddess of inspiration.

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Muse.

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-Smashing.

-(CHUCKLES)

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-(GROWLING)

-Oh, heaven help me!

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Ice him! Ice them both!

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Let's see if there's

anything good in the fridge.

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-Former enemies, one and all.

-(GASPING)

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TOAD: A catalogue of thieves,

double-crossers and do-gooders.

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(TOAD CACKLING)

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Prepare to meet your maker.

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Your ice maker. (CHORTLING)

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(CHUCKLES) Makes me laugh

every time, that one.

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Shut that door.

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RODDY: Liquid Nitrogen!

That will freeze us instantly!

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There's a paper clip in my back pocket.

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See if you can get it. (YELPS)

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In the pocket, in the pocket!

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Blimey, it's cold.

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That's why I wore me mittens.

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Huh? Hit men don't wear mittens!

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Take them off! You're embarrassing me.

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It's all right for you.

You've got little hands.

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-Got it!

-WHITEY: They don't get as cold.

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-I ain't got little hands!

-WHITEY: Yeah, you have.

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You got lady's hands.

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They might be small,

but they're lethal weapons.

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You got your mother's hands.

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Right. Put your hands together.

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-(GROANING)

-(EXCLAIMS)

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You could have wiped your feet.

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Stop squirming!

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-(ALARM RINGS)

-Goodbye, vermin.

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Now, let me see the latest

addition to my cubist collection.

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-What? Impossible!

-RITA: Oi! Kermit!

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The prize returns to me!

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You big, fat, slimy airbag!

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(GROWLING) After them!

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Why are you stopping?

Don't we have a plan?
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"We"? Who's "we"?
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You can't just leave me here!
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Faster, you idiots! They're escaping!
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(GROANING)
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Oh, God! Oh...
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(STRAINING)
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No! Not the master cable!
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We have a plan?
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Put that back!
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Wait, wait!
That will never hold both of us.
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You're right. Toodle-oo.
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Wait!
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F-f-f-freeze!
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Ah! (GRUNTS)
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Oh, no!
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No, don't break!
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There are things I want to do,
sights I want to see!
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-That wasn't on the list.
-Aah! Hey!
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-Do something!
-(GASPS)
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Huh?
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Ow!
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-(GROANING)
-(INHALING DEEPLY)
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(BOTH SCREAM)
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Keep your legs straight
when you hit the water!
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I kept me legs straight, Spike.
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(GROANING) Ow!
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(PANTING) Good grief, that's high.
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Quite high. Rather high.
So very, very high.
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Hmm.
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Hmm. Yeah.
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Cool.
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See ya!
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Oh... If she can do it...
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Here goes.
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Ah! No!
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Ah. (SCREAMS)
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-(CRUNCHING)
-(WINCING)
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-(CRUNCHING)
-Oh!
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-(CRUNCHING)
-(WHIMPERS)
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-(CRUNCHING)
-Ahh!
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(GRUNTS)
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And gently down.
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Oh!
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-My ball.
-It's my ball, it's mine.
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Rita! Rita!
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Oh, where is she? Rita!
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Target at twelve o'clock!
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Oh, come on!
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Careful, Whitey. That's a banana skin.
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Rita!
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Whew. Over there!
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(SQUEALING)
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(HORN BLARING)
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-Ah! Whoa! Oh.
-(SPIKE LAUGHING)
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You look pretty
ridiculous now, Millicent.
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Ahh!
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Keep your legs straight!
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(GRUNTS AND MOANS)
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Oh...
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-(GASPS)
-(SCREECHES)
_________________________________
What are you,
some kind of rat boomerang?
_________________________________
-Give me back my ruby!
-I haven't got your ruby!
_________________________________
Okay. Well, now I've got your ruby.
_________________________________
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
_________________________________
Please be careful.
_________________________________
That ruby means a lot to me.
It's priceless!
_________________________________
Hold on.
_________________________________
-It's a fake.
-(TITTERING)
_________________________________
No, it's blooming not. It's real!
_________________________________
No, no, no, look, it's just glass.
_________________________________
-It's real!
-Fake.
_________________________________
-Real! Real!
-Fake. Fake.
_________________________________
-Real!
-Fake.
_________________________________
-Real!
-Look, look, look.
_________________________________
You can tell. Watch this.
_________________________________
(SHRIEKS)
_________________________________
There, you see?
You can't break a real ruby.
_________________________________
Right. I probably
shouldn't have done that.
_________________________________
Look on the bright side.
I save your neck.
_________________________________
Once The Toad knows it's worthless,
he'll stop chasing you for it.
_________________________________
-Roddy St. James saves the day.
-(RITA GRUNTS)
_________________________________
-Oh!
-(CRASH)
_________________________________
Good grief!
_________________________________
You try to do somebody
a favor, and they... Ow!
_________________________________
A favor? That ruby was from
Queen's Elizabeth's crown!
_________________________________
It fell down the drain
of Buckingham Palace!
_________________________________
Well, maybe the Queen
wears fake jewelry.
_________________________________
Keep still!
_________________________________
Can we just talk about this?
_________________________________
Real or not, that ruby
was going to change my life!
_________________________________
TAKEOUT: Han Chin Chinese takeout.
_________________________________
A madwoman's
attacking me with crayons!
_________________________________
-One chicken chow mein. With wonton?
-No, crayons!
_________________________________
No wonton! You want rice?
Fried or white?
_________________________________
-Fried. No, wait!
-You want wonton or what?
_________________________________
Cancel that order.
_________________________________
Rita?
_________________________________
Just go away, please.

_________________________________

Um...

_________________________________

I'm sorry.

_________________________________

(SCOFFS) Sorry?

_________________________________

Me and my dad worked

these drains for years.

_________________________________

He broke every bone in his body

trying to get that ruby.

_________________________________

(SIGHING) It was going to be

the answer to all our prayers.

_________________________________

Now it turns out it was a stupid fake.

_________________________________

Well...

_________________________________

Maybe I can make it up to you.

_________________________________

-Get stuffed.

-No, no, no.

_________________________________

I mean it. Back at my place, we've got

_________________________________

a jewelry box crammed with rubies

and diamonds. Real ones. So...

_________________________________

All you have to do

is get me home to Kensington

_________________________________

and I'll make you rich

beyond your wildest dreams.

_________________________________

(EXHALES DEEPLY)

_________________________________

How do I know this ain't

just a load of old rubbish?

_________________________________

Well, I suppose

you'll just have to trust me.

_________________________________

I must be out of my mind.

_________________________________

All right. You've got yourself a deal.

_________________________________

(SPITS)

_________________________________

Go on. You too.

_________________________________

You own hand.

_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT)

_________________________________

(SQUISHING)
_________________________________

_________________________________

Who's there?

_________________________________

I'm warning you. I got ten claws

and I ain't afraid to use them.

_________________________________

-Hey, buddy. It's me, Elliot.

-What are you doing here?

_________________________________

You helped me, I'm returning the favor.

_________________________________

I'm busting you out of here.

Let's go. Let's do this.

_________________________________

Come on. Let's book it before

the warden makes her rounds.

_________________________________

No, cornflake. You've got it all twisted.

_________________________________

-This here is my home.

-Sweet.

_________________________________

Now haul your little butt

back out that window.

_________________________________

-What's this?

-Get off of that.

_________________________________

So soft. What is that?

_________________________________

What are you doing in there?

_________________________________

This place is big enough for two.

_________________________________

-What?

-Wow, look at that.

_________________________________

Does this look natural?

_________________________________

-Give me that.

-Oh, who's this little guy?

_________________________________

-Dinkleman.

-Dinkleman?

_________________________________

Is Dinkleman your doll?

_________________________________

I don't care about that old thing.

_________________________________

Oh, I get it. You're like a pet.

_________________________________

-I ain't nobody's pet.

-Right.

_________________________________

I do what I want, when I want,

and I come and go as I please.

_________________________________

Well, then let's go.

_________________________________

Outside?

_________________________________

Why would I wanna go outside

when I got all I need in...

_________________________________

Whoa, what's that?

_________________________________

I call them Woo Hoos, like:

_________________________________

You want one?

_________________________________

I know where there's a bunch of them,

but you gotta go...

_________________________________

...outside.

_________________________________

Inside. Outside.

_________________________________

-Inside. Outside.

-Stop it.

_________________________________

-Stupid nose.

-Inside. Outsi...

_________________________________

Okay, I got that Woo Hoo right out of

one of those container doohickeys.

_________________________________

You got that out the garbage?

_________________________________

I had that in my mouth and everything.

_________________________________

Dude, you're freaking me out

with that nose thing.

_________________________________

-Whoa.

-What is it?

_________________________________

-It's a whole Woo Hoo village.

-Sweet.

_________________________________

It's locked. Maybe we should

come back tomorrow.

_________________________________

Hey.

_________________________________

Elliot, look what you... You did.

_________________________________

You gonna get us in some trouble.

_________________________________

The Woo Hoo bar.

_________________________________

She's my lady. Smooth and creamy.

_________________________________

So bad, I shouldn't. Yet I will.

_________________________________

What is that?

_________________________________

Whoa, let me try.

_________________________________

Boog. Boog?

_________________________________

-Hello, idiot.

-It's "Elliot."

_________________________________

I come in peace.

_________________________________

I'm foraging.

_________________________________

Pepperoni!

_________________________________

-All right. Yeah, there it is. Let's go.

-Boog, party's over, let's go.

_________________________________

-All right, yeah, there it is.

-GORDY: Freeze.

_________________________________

Behold, the mighty grizzly. Good night.

_________________________________

If you go out in the woods today

There's gonna be some fries

_________________________________

Yeah, and the giraffes...

_________________________________

...they taste almost exactly

like the elephants.

_________________________________

That's messed up.

_________________________________

Hey, Gordy.

_________________________________

Back up quick, before she sees me.

_________________________________

You're in big trouble, mister.

_________________________________

You know what sugar does
to you, Boog.

_________________________________

Straight to bed, now!

_________________________________

I'm so sorry. It's my fault.

It won't happen again.

_________________________________

-What if he had hurt someone?

-Gordy, please.

_________________________________

-We're talking about Boog here.

-Hey, what are you looking at?

_________________________________

I told you not to wait up.

_________________________________

 -I'll take him back to the woods.

-It's time to put him where he belongs.

_________________________________

No, no, he's not ready to go back yet.

I mean, it's not my fault.

_________________________________

I tried to teach him the basics.

_________________________________

I took him fishing,

but he didn't wanna get wet.

_________________________________

 Gordy, please...

_________________________________

Boog is sorry.

_________________________________

-Beth, you're not his mother.

-I'm not mothering him.

_________________________________

Excuse me. Go to bed, Boog!

_________________________________

One more summer.

_________________________________

That's all I'm asking, one summer.

_________________________________

Great, see? I can be reasonable.
Thanks.

_________________________________

You know something?

_________________________________

The longer you wait, the harder

it's gonna be for him to adapt.

_________________________________

Oh, I'm sure he'll...
At least I think he'll...

_________________________________

And the harder it's gonna be

for you to let him go.

_________________________________

Good night, Beth.

_________________________________

What am I gonna do with you?

_________________________________

_________________________________

(MACHINERY POWERING DOWN)

_________________________________

-Riley's gone to sleep.

-Oh...

_________________________________

Which is a good thing.

_________________________________

When you think about it because

_________________________________

nothing else bad

can happen while she's asleep.

_________________________________

We'll be back to Headquarters

before she wakes up.

_________________________________

We'll just go across Friendship Island.

_________________________________

Oh, we'll never make it.

_________________________________

-Oh, no!

-No, no, no!

_________________________________

Don't obsess over

the weight of life's problems.

_________________________________

Remember the funny movie

where the dog dies?

_________________________________

Oh, Sadness,

we don't have time for this.

_________________________________

We'll just have to go around.

Take the scenic route.

_________________________________
SADNESS: Wait, Joy,

you could get lost in there!

_________________________________

Think positive!

_________________________________
SADNESS: Okay. I'm positive

you will get lost in there.

_________________________________
SADNESS: That's Long Term Memory.

_________________________________

An endless warren

of corridors and shelves.

_________________________________

I read about it in the manuals.

_________________________________

The manuals?

_________________________________

The manuals!

_________________________________

-You read the manuals!

-Yeah.

_________________________________

So you know

the way back to Headquarters!

_________________________________

I guess.

_________________________________

Ooh! (CHUCKLES EXCITEDLY)

_________________________________

You are my map!

_________________________________

Let's go! Lead on, my map!

_________________________________

Show me where we're going!

_________________________________

Okay. Only I'm too sad to walk.

_________________________________

Just give me a few... hours.

_________________________________

Ooh!

_________________________________
JOY: Which way? Left?

_________________________________
SADNESS: Right.

_________________________________

No. I mean, go left.

_________________________________

I said left was right. Like "correct."

_________________________________
JOY: Okay.

_________________________________
SADNESS: This actually

feels kind of nice.

_________________________________

Okay, here we go!

_________________________________

We'll be back to Headquarters

before morning.

_________________________________

We can do it! This will be easy!

This is working!

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Imagining in December 2016 (later)

_________________________________
MILO: Good afternoon, gentlemen.

_________________________________

First off, I'd like to thank this board

_________________________________

for taking the time to hear my proposal.

_________________________________

Now, we've all heard

of the legend of Atlantis,

_________________________________

a continent somewhere

in the mid-Atlantic

_________________________________

that was home

to an advanced civilization,

_________________________________

possessing technology

far beyond our own,

_________________________________

that, according to our friend Plato here,

_________________________________

was suddenly struck

by some cataclysmic event

_________________________________

that sank it beneath the sea.

_________________________________

Now, some of you may ask,

why Atlantis?

_________________________________

It's just a myth, isn't it?

_________________________________

Pure fantasy.

_________________________________

Well, that is where you'd be wrong.

_________________________________

10,000 years

before the Egyptians built the pyramids,

_________________________________

Atlantis had electricity,

advanced medicine,

_________________________________

even the power of flight.

Impossible, you say?

_________________________________

Well, no. No, not for them.

_________________________________

Numerous ancient cultures

all over the globe agree

_________________________________

that Atlantis possessed

a power source of some kind

_________________________________

more powerful than steam, than coal.

_________________________________

More powerful than our modern

internal combustion engines.

_________________________________

Gentleman, I propose

that we find Atlantis,

_________________________________

find that power source,

_________________________________

and bring it back to the surface.

_________________________________

Now, this is a page

from an illuminated text

_________________________________

that describes a book called

The Shepherd's Journal,

_________________________________

said to have been

a first hand account of Atlantis

_________________________________

and its exact whereabouts.

_________________________________

Now, based on a centuries-old

translation of a Norse text,

_________________________________

historians have believed

the Journal resides in Ireland.

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)

But after comparing the text

_________________________________

to the runes on this Viking shield,

_________________________________

I found that one of the letters

had been mistranslated.

_________________________________

So, by changing this letter

_________________________________

and inserting the correct one,

_________________________________

we find that The Shepherd's Journal,

the key to Atlantis,

_________________________________

lies not in Ireland, gentlemen,

_________________________________

but in Iceland.

_________________________________

Pause for effect.

_________________________________

Gentlemen... Ah!

I'll take your questions now.

_________________________________

(PHONE RINGING)

_________________________________

Would you gentlemen

please excuse me for a moment?

_________________________________

Cartography and Linguistics,

Milo Thatch speaking.

_________________________________

(INDISTINCT RANTING)

_________________________________

Yeah. Yeah, just a second.

_________________________________

Pardon me, Mr. Hickenbottom.

_________________________________

(CREAKING)

_________________________________

(RUMBLING)

_________________________________

(CLANKING)

_________________________________

How's that? Is that better?

_________________________________

Yeah. You're welcome.

_________________________________

-And don't let it happen again.

-All right, bye.

_________________________________

Now, as you can see by the...

_________________________________

By this, um, map...

_________________________________

Map that...

_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT)

That I've drawn, I plotted the route

_________________________________

that will take myself and a crew

_________________________________

to the southern coast of Iceland

to retrieve the Journal.

_________________________________

(CLOCK CHIMING)

_________________________________

Ah, showtime.

_________________________________

Well, this is it.

_________________________________

I am finally getting out of the dungeon.

_________________________________

(FILM ROLLING)

_________________________________

"Dear Mr. Thatch, this is to inform you

_________________________________

"That your meeting today has been

moved up from 4:30 p.m. to 3:30 p.m."

_________________________________

What?

_________________________________

"Dear Mr. Thatch, due to your absence,

_________________________________

"the board has voted

to reject your proposal.

_________________________________

"Have a nice weekend.

Mr. Harcourt's office."

_________________________________

They can't do this to me!

_________________________________

I swear, that young Thatch

gets crazier every year.

_________________________________

If I ever hear the word "Atlantis" again,

_________________________________

I'll step in front of a bus.

_________________________________

-(LAUGHS) I'll push you.

-(ALL LAUGHING)

_________________________________

-MILO: Mr. Harcourt!

-Good Lord!

_________________________________

-There he is!

-Members of the board... Wait.

_________________________________

-How did you find us?

-MILO: Mr. Harcourt, wait!

_________________________________

Head for the hills!

_________________________________

Where is a guard when you need him?

_________________________________

Mr. Harcourt, you gotta listen to me, sir!

_________________________________

Uh, sir?

_________________________________

Wait! Mr. Harcourt!

_________________________________

Sir, I have new evidence that...

Please, Mr. Harcourt!

_________________________________

Stop! Sir, if you... Could you hold...

_________________________________

Thank you very much. Look at...

_________________________________

This museum funds

scientific expeditions

_________________________________

based on facts,

not legends and folklore.

_________________________________

Besides, we need you here.

_________________________________

-We depend on you.

-You do?

_________________________________

Yes. What with winter coming,

_________________________________

that boiler's going to need

a lot of attention.

_________________________________

-Boiler?

-Onward, Heinz!

_________________________________

But there... There's a journal!

_________________________________

It's in Iceland! I'm sure of it this time!

_________________________________

(THUDDING)

_________________________________

Sir, I really hoped

it wouldn't come to this,

_________________________________

but this is a letter of resignation.

_________________________________

If you reject my proposal, I'll...

_________________________________

Whoa!

_________________________________

I'll quit!

_________________________________

I mean it, sir.

_________________________________

If you refuse to find my proposal...

_________________________________

You'll what?

_________________________________

Flush your career down the toilet,

_________________________________

just like your grandfather?

_________________________________

You have a lot of potential, Milo.

_________________________________

Don't throw it all away

chasing fairy tales.

_________________________________

But I can prove Atlantis exists!

_________________________________

You want to go on an expedition?

_________________________________

Here. Take a trolley

to the Potomac and jump in!

_________________________________

Maybe the cold water will

clear your head. Heinz!

_________________________________
DALLBEN: There's something wrong.

I can feel it in my bones.
_________________________________

The Fairfolk know it too.
_________________________________

You don't see any of them around.

_________________________________
(MEOWS)
_________________________________

The Horned King,
_________________________________

that black hearted devil,
_________________________________

what's he waiting for?
_________________________________
(MEOWS)

_________________________________

Yes, yes, cat.

I know you want your breakfast,
_________________________________

but just now

thinking is more important.
_________________________________

-(LID RATTLING)
-Oh!
_________________________________

Taran! The pot is boiling over, Taran!
_________________________________

Oh, Dallben. I was just thinking.

_________________________________
What if the war's over,

and I never had a chance to fight?
_________________________________

And a good thing too.
_________________________________

War isn't a game. People get hurt.
_________________________________

But I'm not afraid. Ouch!
_________________________________

Yes, there you are.
_________________________________

If the Horned King ever returns,
_________________________________

you'll have a great deal more
to worry about

_________________________________

than a burned finger.
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

No, no, no, cat. That is not for you.

It's for Hen Wen.
_________________________________

Hen Wen, Hen Wen.
It's always Hen Wen!

_________________________________

And one day, my boy,
you may learn why.

_________________________________

Now, no more dreaming.
You have chores to do.

_________________________________

Yes, sir.
_________________________________

He's so anxious
_________________________________

and so blind to the dangers ahead.

_________________________________

Look! Look, cat. You're in luck.
_________________________________

Just enough left for you.
_________________________________

Dallben doesn't understand.

_________________________________
I'm not a little boy anymore.

_________________________________

I should be doing heroic deeds

for Prydain,
_________________________________
not waiting

hand and foot on a spoiled...
_________________________________

Hey!
_________________________________

Oh, all right, Hen.
_________________________________

I didn't mean it.
_________________________________

You'd better eat it.
_________________________________

Dallben made it especially for you.
_________________________________

Is this to be my life? Pampering a pig?

_________________________________

I'm a warrior, not a pig keeper.
_________________________________

Dallben thinks I'd be afraid,

but I wouldn't.
_________________________________

All I need is a chance,
_________________________________

and I could be a famous warrior.
_________________________________

Look at me, Hen! I can do it!
_________________________________
Hah!
_________________________________

(SQUEALING FEARFULLY)
_________________________________

(LAUGHS) Even you're afraid.

_________________________________

Do you challenge me?
Run, you cowards.

_________________________________
(SQUAWKING)
_________________________________

-There you are.

-(BLEATS)
_________________________________

His Majesty, the Horned King.
_________________________________

So we meet at last.
_________________________________
Hah!
_________________________________

Even the Horned King shakes with fear.

_________________________________

See, Hen? Everybody runs

from the famous Taran of Caer Dallben!
_________________________________
(COUGHS)

_________________________________

Prydain's finest warrior
_________________________________

draws his last breath.
_________________________________

Dallben.
_________________________________

Hmm. Not quite the blade for a hero.
_________________________________

I was... It's just that we were...

_________________________________

Hen Wen got dirty.
_________________________________

Oh, I see.
_________________________________

Another dream, Taran?
_________________________________

But, Dallben, wont I ever be anything

but an assistant pig keeper?
_________________________________

She's a special pig, Taran.
_________________________________

(DALLBEN CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

Now, give her a nice bath.
_________________________________

Well, Hen, it looks as though I'll
still be an assistant pig keeper
_________________________________

when I'm as old as Dallben.
_________________________________

You like that, dont you?
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Now for the part
you like best.

_________________________________

Hey, come on, Hen.

I havent finished scrubbing your...
_________________________________

(SQUEALING IN DISTRESS)
_________________________________

Hen, what's the matter?

Calm down, Hen.
_________________________________

Stop it, please! What's the matter?

_________________________________

Hen Wen...
_________________________________

Taran, what's going on?
_________________________________

I don't know.
_________________________________

There's something wrong with Hen Wen.
_________________________________

What? Quickly, lad. Bring her inside.
_________________________________

What's that for?
_________________________________
Put Hen Wen down.

_________________________________

I never use her powers unless I have to,

_________________________________

but now I must.
_________________________________

Powers?
_________________________________

Taran, what you are about to see,
_________________________________

you must never reveal to anyone.
_________________________________

Hen Wen, from you I do beseech
_________________________________

knowledge that lies beyond my reach,
_________________________________

troubled thoughts beyond your heart.
_________________________________

Pray you now those thoughts impart.
_________________________________

DALLBEN: Ah, the Horned King.
_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-(SHUSHS)
_________________________________
Don't interfere.
_________________________________

He is searching.
_________________________________

The Black Cauldron!
_________________________________

So that's it.
_________________________________

The Black Cauldron?
_________________________________

An awesome weapon, Taran.
_________________________________

It's been hidden for centuries,
_________________________________

but if the Horned King should find it

and unleash its power,
_________________________________

nothing could stand against him.
_________________________________

That's Hen Wen.
_________________________________

He knows.
_________________________________

Stop! Enough!
You must leave here at once.

_________________________________
Take Hen Wen to the hidden cottage
_________________________________

at the edge of the Forbidden Forest.
_________________________________

Hide there and never bring her out

until I come for you.
_________________________________

Hide? But why?
_________________________________

Only I knew the secret
of Hen Wen's power,
_________________________________

but now the Horned King

has discovered it.
_________________________________

We must make sure he never uses

it to find the Black Cauldron.
_________________________________

I'm not afraid of the Horned King.
_________________________________

Then you are a very foolish lad.
_________________________________

Untried courage is no match for his evil.

_________________________________

Just remember that.
_________________________________

Now, off you go, my boy,
_________________________________

and take care of yourself.
_________________________________

Goodbye, Dallben.
_________________________________

I won't fail you.
_________________________________

So much, so soon,
_________________________________

to rest on his young shoulders.

_________________________________

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

(TRILLS)

_________________________________

(TRILLING)

_________________________________

(SIGHS)

_________________________________

(THUNDER RUMBLING)

_________________________________

(GROWLING)

_________________________________

-(RUSTLING)

-(GASPS)

_________________________________

(RUSTLING)

_________________________________

You again?

_________________________________

Get out of here.

_________________________________

-(TRILLS)

-(GASPS)

_________________________________

(GROWLING)

_________________________________

(SNORING)

_________________________________

(GROWLING)

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

(CHOMPING)

_________________________________

Ugh!

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

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