Incredibles 2 subtitles

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File 82-712.
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Agent Rick Dicker
interrogating.
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State your name, please.
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Uh, Tony. Tony Rydinger.
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Tell me about the incident.
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Well, there's this girl,
um, in my class.
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I saw her at the track meet.
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-You're, uh, Violet, right?

-That's me.
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TONY: I sort of knew her,
but she'd changed.
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Relaxed.
She was more sure of herself.
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Cool, cute.

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I asked her out for a movie.
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So, Friday?
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-Friday.
-Friday.
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TONY: And I went to watch
the track meet.
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Not long after, this thing

happened in the parking lot.
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(RUMBLING)
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(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
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(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
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(PANTING)
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UNDERMINER:
Behold! The Underminer!
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I am always beneath you,

but nothing is beneath me!
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TONY: As if things aren't
weird enough,
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I look over
and I see these boots.
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MR. INCREDIBLE:
You two, stay here.
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ELASTIGIRL: Wait.
Should we be doing this?
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It is still illegal.
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TONY:
They looked like superheroes.
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-We're gonna lose him.

-Oh, all right.
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One of you patrol
the perimeter,
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keep the crowds back and safe.
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The other,
watch after Jack-Jack.

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But I thought
we were gonna go with...
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You heard your mother.

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Trampoline me.
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(ELASTIGIRL GRUNTS)
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I call perimeter!
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VIOLET: You're not
going anywhere,
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you little maggoty creep!

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TONY: I see my chance
to get out of there.
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But there's something familiar

about one of the kids' voices.
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-(VIOLET SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)
-TONY: The girl, she's upset
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and she throws down
her mask...

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and it's her!
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VIOLET: Oh. Tony!
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Hi.
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VIOLET: Uh, this isn't
what you think it is.
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TONY: It was just getting
too freaky.
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I couldn't handle it
and ran off.
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I feel kinda bad about it.
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Maybe I should've said
"hi" or something?
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It's not her fault
superheroes are illegal.
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And it's not like
I don't like strong girls.
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I'm pretty secure
manhood-wise.
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What is that?
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Have you told anyone else
about this? Your parents?

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No, they'd only think

I was hiding something.

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-You know what I mean?

-Sure, kid.
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I like this girl, Mr. Dicker.
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I'm supposed to go out
with her Friday night.
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Now, things are just
gonna be weird.
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(SIGHS) I wish I could forget
I ever saw her in that suit.

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You will, kid.
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You will.
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(MR. INCREDIBLE GRUNTING)
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Come on!
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(GRUNTING AND SCREAMING)
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(COUGHS)
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Consider yourselves undermined!
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(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
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(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
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(UNDERMINER CONTINUES
LAUGHING)
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UNDERMINER: Ooh. (LAUGHS)

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-Underminer! We meet again...

-Huh?
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(MR. INCREDIBLE GRUNTING)
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Oh, great!
Now, he's on the agenda.
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(GROANING)
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(GRUNTING)
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-(POUNDING)
-(GASPS)

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-Incredible!
-(GROANS)
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Meet Jack Hammer!
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(BOTH GRUNTING)
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Buh-bye! (CHUCKLES)
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(ALARMS BLARING)
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(GRUNTS)
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No, no, no! No, no, no!
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(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
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Everybody, stay back!

Okay? Stay back!
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You're not sticking me
with babysitting!
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I can't steer it or stop it.

And the Underminer's escaped!
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We'll have to stop it...
Bob! The monorail!
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Frozone! Yeah!
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We have to stop this thing
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before it gets
to the overpass!
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I'll try to keep it away
from the buildings!
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-(PEOPLE CONTINUE SCREAMING)
-(MR. INCREDIBLE GRUNTING)
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-DASH: Hey, lady!
-(WOMAN YELPS)
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-Thank you so much, young man!
-(JACK-JACK COOING)
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-(JACK-JACK GIGGLING)
-What?
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Violet!
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(GRUNTING) Ahh!
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(STRAINING)
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-Stop!
-(BRAKES SCREECHING)
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-Everybody, stop!
-(BRAKES SCREECHING)
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(STRAINING)
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(WOMAN SCREAMS)
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(PANICKED CHATTER)
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(PEOPLE GASP)
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(STRAINING)
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(GRUNTING)
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(LAUGHS)

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-DASH: Heads up, Dad!

-Dash!
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Violet!
Who's watching Jack-Jack?
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Dash is watching him!
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-Violet, here, you take him!
-(JACK-JACK GIGGLES)
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It's headed for City Hall!
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-DASH: Mom needs help!
-(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
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They're out in public again!

This is our chance!
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Follow them, follow Frozone!
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(STRAINING)
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Bob!

Help me with the boiler!
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(GRUNTS)
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That should do it! (GASPS)
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What are you kids doing?
Get out of here!
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This thing's gonna blow!
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There's no time!
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(ALL GRUNTING)
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(SIRENS WAILING)
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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We did it!
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-(GUNS COCKING)

-OFFICER: Freeze, Supers!
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Oh, what did we do?
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(PEOPLE EXCLAIMING)
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TOMMY: Excuse me, Mr. Zone?
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FROZONE: Sorry, but I'm not
really supposed to be here.
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TOMMY: Which seems wrong...
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doesn't it?
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Perhaps you'd be interested in

changing that law?
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Superheroes including Frozone,
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Mr. Incredible
and Elastigirl...

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caused further damage
to the city.
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The Underminer
remains at large.

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We didn't start this fight.
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Well, you didn't
finish it either!

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Did you stop the Underminer
from inflicting more damage?

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No.

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Did you stop him
from robbing the banks?
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-No.

-Did you catch him?
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-No.

-The banks were insured.
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We have infrastructure
in place

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to deal with these matters.
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If you had simply
done nothing...
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everything would now be
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proceeding
in an orderly fashion.
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You'd have preferred
we do nothing?
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Without a doubt.
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You weren't much help.
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Do you want out of the hole?
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First you gotta
put down the shovel.
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Well, that went poorly.
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Dad, this is probably
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not the best time

to tell you about this...
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but something else
happened today with a kid...
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and my mask.
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

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Oh, hey, Rick.
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Violet thinks a friend
of hers, a kid named Tony...

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might have seen her in the
outfit, without her mask.

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-Talkative type?

-Don't know.
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Last name is Rydinger.

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Tony Rydinger.
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I'll check it out.
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Bob, Helen...
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a word if you don't mind.
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Uh, the program's been
shut down.
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What?
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Politicians
don't understand people...
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who do good simply
because it's right.

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It makes 'em nervous.
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DICKER: They've been gunning

for Supers for years.
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Today was all they needed.
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Anyway...
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I'm done.
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I'm afraid two more weeks
in the motel
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is the best I can do for ya.
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It's ain't much.
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You've done plenty, Rick.
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We won't forget.
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Well, it has been
a great honor
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working with you good people.
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Thanks for everything,
and good luck.
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Yeah. You, too.
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(JACK-JACK COOING)

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Did you wash your hands?
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-(WATER RUNNING)
-With soap?
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VIOLET: Did you dry them?
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What? Is this all vegetables?

Who ordered all vegetables?
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I did. They're good
and you're going to have some.
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(GROANS)

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Are we going to talk about it?
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-What?

-The elephant in the room.

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-What elephant?

-I guess not then.
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You're referring to today?
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Yeah, what's the deal
with today?

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We all make mistakes.
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For example,
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you kids were supposed
to watch Jack-Jack.

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Babysitting, while you guys

did the important stuff.
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We talked about this.
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You're not old enough
to decide about these things.

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-We are old enough to help out.

-Yeah!
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Isn't that what you tell us,
Dad?
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Yeah, well, "help out" can
mean many different things.

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But we're supposed to help

if there's trouble.
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-Well, yeah, but...

-Aren't you
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-glad we helped today?

-Yeah, I know but...
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You said that you were
proud of us.
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Well, yeah, I was. Am!
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We wanna fight bad guys!
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-(BABBLING)
-No, you don't!
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You said things
were different now.
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And they were, on the island.
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But I didn't mean
that from now on...
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So now, we've gotta go back to

never using our powers.

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It defines who I am.
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We're not saying you have...
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-What?

-Someone on TV said it.
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Can we just eat?
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The dinner, while it's hot?

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Did we do something wrong?

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-Yes.
-BOB: No.
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We didn't do anything wrong.
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Superheroes are illegal.
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Whether it's fair or not,
that's the law.
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The law should be fair.

What are we teaching our kids?

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To respect the law!
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Even when the law
is disrespectful?

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If laws are unjust,
there are laws to change them!
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Otherwise, it's chaos!

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Which is exactly what we have!

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I just thought
it was kinda cool.
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-What was?

-Fighting crime as a family.
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(SIGHS) It was cool.
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But it's over.

The world is what it is.
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We have to adapt.
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Are things bad?
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Things are fine.
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May I be excused?
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING ON TV)
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How much longer
in the motel, Dad?
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-Uh...
-Not much longer, honey.

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HELEN: What are we gonna do?
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BOB: I don't know.
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Maybe Dicker
will find something?
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Dicker is gone, Bob.
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Any thought we had about being
Supers again is fantasy.

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One of us has gotta get a job.
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One of us?
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You did a long stint
at Insuricare.
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Hated every minute of it.
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I know it was hard on you.

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Maybe it's my turn
in the private sector
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and you take care
of the kids...

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No, I'm doing this.

I need to do this.
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You know
where my suit and ties are?
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Burned up when...
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BOTH:
The jet destroyed our house.

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(CHUCKLES) Yeah.
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We can't count
on anyone else now, Bob.
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It's just us.

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-We can't wait for...
-(DOOR BANGS)
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LUCIUS: No lifeguard on duty!
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Swim at your own risk.
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Oh, where'd you go today?
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I noticed
you missed all the fun.
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LUCIUS: Don't be mad because
I know when to leave a party.

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I'm just as illegal
as you guys.
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Besides, I knew the cops
would let you go.

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Yeah, in spite
of Bob's best efforts.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I heard the program shut down.

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How much longer
are you in this motel?
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Two weeks.
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Now, you know
the offer still stands.
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You're very generous,
but there are five of us.
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We wouldn't do that
to you and Honey.
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Well, door's always open.
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You know,
the news isn't all bad.
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While you guys
were being detained...
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I was approached by a dude

who represents this tycoon.
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BOB: Winston Deavor.

LUCIUS: Wants to talk...
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with me, with you two,
about hero stuff.

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LUCIUS: I checked him out.
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He's legit.
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Trained under Dicker.

He wants to meet.
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Ah, jeez!
More superhero trouble.
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We just came from the
police station, Lucius.

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When?
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Tonight. I'm going there now.
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You enjoy,
I'm sitting this one out.
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He wants all three of us.
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Honey, let's just at least
hear what he has to say.
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You got the address,

I'll meet you guys there.
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Go in our Supersuits?
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Yeah.
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Might wanna wear
the old Supersuits.
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Got a feeling he's nostalgic.
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Where are you going?
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The fresh air
is especially good tonight.

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If Jack-Jack wakes up...
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I know the drill.
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(DOOR CLOSES)
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Your security badges.

Please, this way.
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Hey, listen,
you're my biggest fan.
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-Good to see you.
-(STAMMERING)
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I'm your biggest fan.

Shoot!
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(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
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WINSTON: I love superheroes!
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The powers, the costumes...
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the mythic struggles.
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Winston Deavor.
You can call me Win.
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Genuine pleasure to meet you.
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-Frozone!
-It's good to see you.
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-Elastigirl.

-Nice to meet you.

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-Mr. Incredible!

-Hello.
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♪ Mr. Incredible, Incredible
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BOTH:
♪ Incredible
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♪ Catching the bad guys

Pow, pow, pow ♪
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(BOTH LAUGH)
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♪ Who's the cat
Who's always chill
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♪ When survival odds
Are close to nil
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♪ Frozone
Frozone
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BOTH:
♪ Frozone ♪

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-Yeah!
-(ALL LAUGH)
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Can't tell you what a thrill
this is. And this...
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Oh, hello there, superheroes.
I'm so sorry I'm late.

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...is my tardy sister, Evelyn.
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And I'm scolding myself
so you don't have to, Winston!
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Spectacular.
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My father was so proud
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that I was even remotely

connected to you guys.
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He used to call you
the last line of defense.
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He was your top supporter.
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He donated
to superhero causes.
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He raised money
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for the Dynaguy statue
in Avery Park.

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He got to know
many Supers personally.
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Even installed a phone
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with direct lines

to Gazerbeam and Fironic...
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in case of emergencies.
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He loved that,

showed it off to everyone.
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He was heartbroken
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when you were all forced
to go underground.

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Father believed the world
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would become more dangerous
without you.

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He didn't know
how right he was.
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There was a break-in.
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(BOTH GASP)
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WINSTON:
My father called Gazerbeam.
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The direct line.
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-(LINE BEEPS)
-No answer.
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He called Fironic, no answer.

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Superheroes had just been
made illegal...
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The robbers discovered him

on the phone...
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-and shot him.
-(GUNSHOT)
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So...
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ELASTIGIRL:
It must've been hard.
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EVELYN: Especially for Mother.
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She died a few months later.

Heartbreak.
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If superheroes had not been
forced underground...

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it never would've happened.
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Or Dad could've taken Mom
to the safe room
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as soon as he knew
there was trouble.
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I disagree strongly!
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But we're not going
into it right now.

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The point is...
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nobody expected us
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to be able to actually run
Dad's company.

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But with Evelyn as designer,

and myself as operator...
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uh, we threw ourselves
into building DEVTECH
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into what it is today.

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FROZONE: A world-class

telecommunications company.
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Bigger than ever.
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Perfectly positioned to make
some wrong things right.

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Hence, this meeting.
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Let me ask you something.
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What is the main reason
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you were all
forced underground?

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-Ignorance.

-Perception.
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Take today for example,

with the Underminer.
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Difficult situation.
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You were faced

with a lot of hard decisions.
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Oh, tell me about it.
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WINSTON: I can't.
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Because, I didn't see it...
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neither did anyone else.
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So, when you fight bad guys
like today...
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people don't see the fight

or what led up to it.
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They see what politicians
tell them to see.

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They see destruction
and they see you.
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So, if we wanna change
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people's perceptions
about superheroes...

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we need you
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to share your perceptions
with the world.

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-How do we do that?

-EVELYN: With cameras.
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We need you to share your

perceptions with the world.
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ELASTIGIRL: How do we do that?
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EVELYN: We embed tiny cameras,
like those,
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into your Supersuits.
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Wow, so small.
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And the picture
is outstanding.
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Thanks! Designed 'em myself.
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WINSTON: We've got resources,
lobbyists,
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worldwide connections...
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and very important, insurance.
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Insurance is key.

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All we need now

are the super-est superheroes.
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It needs you three.
Come on!
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Help me make all Supers
legal again.
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This sounds great!
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Let's get this going.

What's my first assignment?

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That enthusiasm is golden.
(CHUCKLING)
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Now hold on to it.

But for our first move...
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Well, Elastigirl
is our best play.

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-Better than me?

-(CLEARS THROAT)
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I mean, she's good.
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(STAMMERING)
Really, a credit to her...
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You know. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
You know.
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With great respect...
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let's not test the whole
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"insurance-will-pay-
for-everything" idea...
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-on the first go 'round, okay?
-(FROZONE CHUCKLES)
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Wait a minute.
You're saying what? I'm messy?

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Well, Evelyn did
a cost-benefit analysis...
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comparing all your last
five years of crime-fighting

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before going underground.
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And Elastigirl's numbers
are self-explanatory.
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Well, it's not
a fair comparison!
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Heavyweight problems

need heavyweight solutions.
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Of course! We're gonna solve
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all kinds
of problems together.
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After the perfect launch
with Elastigirl!
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So, what do you say?
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What do I say? (CHUCKLES)

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I don't know.
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What do you mean,
you don't know?
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A few hours ago,
you were saying it was over...
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and being a superhero
was a fantasy.
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Now, you get the offer
of a lifetime
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and you don't know?
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It's not that simple, Bob.

I wanna protect the kids!
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So do I.
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From jail, Bob!
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-(SPITS)
-BOB: And how do you do that?
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By turning down the chance

to change the law
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that forces them to hide
what they are?

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They haven't decided what
they are. They're still kids.

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Kids with powers,

which makes them Supers...
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whether they decide
to use those powers or not.

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This will benefit them.
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It's not a good time
to be away.

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Dash is having trouble

with homework...
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Vi is worried
about her first date
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with that boy she likes,
Tony...

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and Jack-Jack...
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Jack-Jack?
What's wrong with him?

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Okay, nothing's wrong
with Jack-Jack.
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But, even a normal baby

needs a lot of attention.
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I'm just not sure I can leave.
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Of course you can leave.

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You've got to. So that I...
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we could be Supers again,
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so our kids can have
that choice.
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(SCOFFS)
So you can have that choice.
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All right, yes!
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So I can have that choice.
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And I would do a great job!
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Regardless of what Deavor's

pie charts say or whatever...
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But they want you.
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(STRAINED)
And you'll do a great...
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job...
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too.
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(INHALES SHARPLY) Well, that
was excruciating to watch.

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-(CHUCKLES)
-I can't lie to you.
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It's nice to be wanted.

Flattery, you know, but...
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But what's the choice?

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One, do this right,
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get well paid,

we're out of the motel...
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and things get better
for all Supers,
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including our kids.
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Or two...
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I find a job in two weeks

or we're homeless.
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You know it's crazy, right?
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To help my family,
I gotta leave it.
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To fix the law,
I gotta break it.
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You'll be great.
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I know I will.
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But what about you?
We have kids.
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I'll watch the kids,
no problem.

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-Easy.

-Easy, huh?
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You're adorable.
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Well, if there is a problem,
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I'll drop this thing
and come right back.

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You won't need to.
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I got it,
you go do this thing.
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Do it so...
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I can do it better. (GRUNTS)

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-(PHONE RINGS)

-Deavor here.
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This is Elastigirl.
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I'm in.
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Mr. Deavor, it's wonderful...
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but it's too generous.
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Nonsense!
It's the least we could do.
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We're partners now!
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Can't have my partners
living in a motel.
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(STAMMERS) But whose house?
Is it a house?
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WINSTON: It's my house.
I have several.
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I'm not using that one.

Stay as long as you need.
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I don't know what to say.
_________________________________

How about "thanks"?
_________________________________

This is our new house?
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Okay, easy, tiger.

It's being loaned to us.
_________________________________

(GROANS) This is homey.
_________________________________

BOB: Look at this place.
_________________________________

Deavor bought it from
an eccentric billionaire...
_________________________________

who liked to come and go

without being seen...
_________________________________

so the house
has multiple hidden exits.
_________________________________

Good thing we won't stand out.
_________________________________

Wouldn't want to attract
any unnecessary attention.
_________________________________

DASH: It's got a big yard!
_________________________________

Isn't this a bit much?
_________________________________

Near a forest!
_________________________________

Would you rather be
at the motel?
_________________________________

-DASH: And a pool!
-(SPLASH)
_________________________________

What exactly is Mom's new job?
_________________________________

The important thing is

we're out of the motel.
_________________________________

I like Mom's new job!
_________________________________

(GASPS) Oh, ho, ho!
_________________________________

-BOB: Whoa.
-(BOTH CHUCKLE)
_________________________________
Whoa.
_________________________________

Well, check out
the water features.
_________________________________
(HELEN CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
-(CHUCKLES) Oh!
-Wow.
_________________________________

Wicked cool!
_________________________________
(BOB CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

-Hey! Dash! Stop it!
-(GROANS)
_________________________________

-ELASTIGIRL: Not the couch! Stop it!
-No! Dash!
_________________________________
-(GRUNTING)
-BOB: Stop!
_________________________________
-Don't touch the buttons!
-DASH: The couch!
_________________________________
HELEN: Dash!
BOB: No!
_________________________________
-(WHIMPERS)
-BOB: No, no!
_________________________________
HELEN: Oh, no.
Oh, boy.
_________________________________

ELASTIGIRL: This isn't me.
(STAMMERING)
_________________________________
(JACK-JACK COOING)
_________________________________

I'm not all dark and angsty.
_________________________________

I'm Elastigirl.
_________________________________

I'm, you know, flexible.

_________________________________

E designed this?
_________________________________

No, some guy named
Alexander Galbaki.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING)
Glad it's you and not me,
_________________________________

'cause you're gonna
hear from her.

_________________________________
This note came with it.
_________________________________

What?
_________________________________
(DOOR BEEPS)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________

A new Elasticycle.
_________________________________

Elasticycle?
I didn't know you had a bike.
_________________________________

Hey, I had a mohawk.
_________________________________
There's a lot about me
you don't know.
_________________________________

Yeah, but...
A mohawk?
_________________________________

Ah, you didn't miss anything.
_________________________________
(POWERING UP)
_________________________________

Oh, yeah!
This one's electric.
_________________________________

-What's that mean?

-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________

Means it's torque-y.
I'll get the hang of it.
_________________________________

You will be great.
_________________________________

I will be great.

And you will, too.
_________________________________

We will both be great.

_________________________________
Bye, sweetie.
_________________________________
(ELASTIGIRL WHOOPS)
_________________________________
(LAUGHING IN DELIGHT)
_________________________________
(WHOOPING)
_________________________________

Wait a minute!
_________________________________
-Is that Elastigirl?

-I think that's Elastigirl.

_________________________________
-Hey, Elastigirl!
-(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________

MAN: Marry me, Elastigirl!
_________________________________

WINSTON:
♪ Here comes, Elastigirl

_________________________________
♪ Stretching her ♪
_________________________________
(LAUGHS) No theme songs
_________________________________
or I'll turn this bus
right around!
_________________________________

Look at that.
_________________________________
New Urbem.
_________________________________

You wanna make a big

crime fighting statement...
_________________________________

you go where the crime is big.
_________________________________

Strange thing to be
excited about, Winston.
_________________________________

It's like
a superhero's playground!
_________________________________
(DASH GASPS)

_________________________________

BOB: No Sugar Bombs
on my watch.
_________________________________
-(DASH GROANS)
-(JACK-JACK GIGGLES)
_________________________________

Where's Mom?
_________________________________

She's up and out.
_________________________________

She's at her new job
doing hero work.
_________________________________

But I thought superheroes
were still illegal.
_________________________________

They are, for now.
_________________________________

So Mom is getting paid
to break the law?
_________________________________

She's not breaking...
_________________________________

She's an advocate
for superheroes.
_________________________________

It's a new job.
_________________________________

So, Mom is going out
illegally...
_________________________________

to explain why
she shouldn't be illegal.
_________________________________

Hey... Hey!
_________________________________
-The bus is here!
-(BUS HORN HONKING)
_________________________________

Whoa! Grab your stuff quickly!
Go on, get on the...
_________________________________

Put your homework
in your pack!
_________________________________

Bye-bye!
_________________________________
(EXHALES)
_________________________________
(JACK-JACK GIGGLING)
_________________________________

We're gonna get along
just fine...
_________________________________

'cause you don't ask
any hard questions.
_________________________________
(STOMACH GROWLING)
_________________________________
(THUDS)
_________________________________
-(GIGGLES)
-(SIGHS)

_________________________________

OFFICER 1:
All right. All locations,
_________________________________

we need to know
where you want us.
_________________________________

OFFICER 2: Stand by.
_________________________________

Seems strange

to wait for crime.
_________________________________

WINSTON: Relax.
You're smack in the middle...
_________________________________
of the worst crime area
in the city. It's perfect.

_________________________________

It's a superhero's playground.
_________________________________

"It's a superhero's
playground." Right.

_________________________________
You know,
after we went underground...
_________________________________

my husband used to listen

to a police scanner...
_________________________________

waiting for something
to happen.
_________________________________

And I got mad at him for it.
_________________________________
(BOTH LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Oh, I'm such a hypocrite.
_________________________________

-DISPATCHER: All units.

-Something's up.
_________________________________

We've been picking up
some chatter about
_________________________________
potential disruptions to the
hovertrain's opening ceremony.

_________________________________
OFFICER: Disruption or threat?

DISPATCHER: Both.
_________________________________
Station's at Fifty-Fourth
and Nottingham.

_________________________________
(GASPS) A potential threat!
Perfect!
_________________________________

Fifty-fourth and Nottingham.
Go, go, go!
_________________________________

Hey, Vi! I want you back here
by 10:30.
_________________________________

11-ish?
_________________________________

10-ish, heading for 9:30-ish.
_________________________________

10:30-ish it is. (SIGHS)
_________________________________

Enjoy the movie.
_________________________________

"In the county of Noddoff...
_________________________________

"the Frubbers of Freep...
_________________________________

"are all giving in

to the sweet succor of sleep."
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________

VIC PERRIN: (ON TV) We will
control the horizontal...

_________________________________
we will control the vertical.

_________________________________

That's not the way
you're supposed to do it, Dad.
_________________________________

They want us
to do it this way.
_________________________________

I don't know that way!

Why would they change math?
_________________________________

-It's okay, Dad.

-Math is math!
_________________________________

I'll just wait for Mom
to get back.
_________________________________

What?
_________________________________
She won't understand it
any better than I do...
_________________________________

VIC PERRIN: (ON TV)
The Outer Limits.

_________________________________
(JACK-JACK GIGGLES)
_________________________________
"All over Doozle-Dorf,
_________________________________

"the Fribbers of Frupp

are going to sleep...
_________________________________
"'cause they just
can't keep up.
_________________________________

"All over Doozle-Dorf,

Doozles are dozing.
_________________________________

Eyelids so heavy,
they're drooping.
_________________________________
(BOB SNORES)
_________________________________

"Closing! The point is,
_________________________________
"Everyone,

everyone's hitting the sack!
_________________________________

"Everyone's getting the sleep

that they lack."
_________________________________

Mayors often brag
about their cities...
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
and I'm no exception.

_________________________________
And I'm willing to admit

_________________________________
that New Urbem
is not the only city...
_________________________________
Are you sure the police are

gonna be okay with this?
_________________________________

EVELYN: Sure. You're making
life easy for them.

_________________________________
They still haven't forgiven us
_________________________________
for the last time we made
life easy for them.
_________________________________

I know the Chief of Police.

There won't be a problem.
_________________________________

With all due respect...
_________________________________
if you alone had handled
the Underminer...
_________________________________

things would have

been different.
_________________________________

I'm just saying.
_________________________________

MAYOR: ...on budget
and ahead of schedule...
_________________________________
to launch our magnificent
new hovertrain.

_________________________________
It can get you
where you need to go
_________________________________

at ridiculous speeds.

_________________________________
The future is open
for business!

_________________________________
-(MARCHING BAND PLAYING)
-(PEOPLE CHEERING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
_________________________________
Wait. The train just stopped.
_________________________________
(PEOPLE GASP)

_________________________________

It's going
the wrong direction.
_________________________________

It's going the wrong way.
_________________________________

I'm going after it.
_________________________________
-(PEOPLE CLAMORING)

-This thing's really moving.
_________________________________

100 and climbing.

How much track is built?
_________________________________

EVELYN: About 25 miles.

_________________________________
(GRUNTS) No one can shut
this thing down?
_________________________________

EVELYN: They've tried. No-go.
_________________________________

Is that Elastigirl?
_________________________________
-(SIRENS WAILING)
-(BOTH GASP)
_________________________________
(BRAKES SCREECHING)

_________________________________

Overrides?
_________________________________

They're locked out
of the system.
_________________________________
(ELASTIGIRL GRUNTING)

_________________________________
-What about a fail-safe?

-EVELYN: Not enough time.

_________________________________
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Someone's calling?

Switching over.
_________________________________

DASH: Hey, Mom.
I can't find my high-tops
_________________________________

and Dad
can't find them either.

_________________________________
But he won't call you and ask,
so I am.

_________________________________
BOB: Do not call your mother!

_________________________________
Dash, honey.
Can't talk right now.
_________________________________

Look under your bed, okay.

How much time?
_________________________________

EVELYN:
Less than two minutes!
_________________________________

There's a shortcut. Cut
through the culvert up ahead.

_________________________________
I don't know
if I can stay with it.
_________________________________
(YELLS)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(ENGINE REVVING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(GASPS AND GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(STRAINING)
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
(ALL GRUNT)
_________________________________
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
_________________________________

-(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

-MAN: What the heck was that?
_________________________________

Is everybody all right?
Is anybody injured?
_________________________________

Are you all right?
_________________________________

Your story better be good.
_________________________________

-Hey. Hey!
-(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

What happened?
_________________________________

(BEEPING)
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
(GASPS)

_________________________________

Honey, why are you...
_________________________________

Don't say anything.
_________________________________

It's Dad. Are you okay?
_________________________________

VIOLET: I'm fine.

I don't wanna talk about it.
_________________________________

Tony didn't even call?
_________________________________

VIOLET: I don't wanna talk about it.
_________________________________

-Oh, honey...
-VIOLET: Dad!
_________________________________

If you want me to feel better,

then leave me alone.
_________________________________
Please?
_________________________________
ROMAN: (ON TV)
See, there's nothing
_________________________________
a cop hates worse
than a missing child.
_________________________________

My kid brother's son.

Today is his first birthday.
_________________________________
WOMAN: Oh, but if anybody
_________________________________
can find that child,
it's you, Roman.
_________________________________

Because you're
a wonderful policeman.

_________________________________
-ROBBER 1: This is a holdup.
-(BOB SNORING)
_________________________________

All right, get your hands up,

turn your back.
_________________________________

ROBBER 2: Put your hands
behind
_________________________________
your heads

and keep them there!
_________________________________
Don't move!
_________________________________

Drop that.
All right, now get over there.

_________________________________
-(OBJECTS CLATTERING)
-Watch the door.

_________________________________
ROBBER 1:
You think I'm kiddin'?

_________________________________
Now.
_________________________________
(SIRENS WAILING)
_________________________________

I said now!

_________________________________
ROBBER 1: I got it! Come on,
I tell you, come on!

_________________________________
(SQUEALS)
_________________________________
ROBBER 2:
You wanna get killed?
_________________________________
(STRAINS)
_________________________________
(GROWLS)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(SNARLS)
_________________________________
(CHITTERING)
_________________________________
(JACK-JACK GRUNTS)
_________________________________
-(GROWLING)
-(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(BOB SNORING)
_________________________________
(BOTH GRUNTING)
_________________________________
-(GASPS)
-(JACK-JACK YELLING)
_________________________________
(RACCOON CHITTERING)
_________________________________
(JACK-JACK COUGHS)
_________________________________
-Uh-oh.
-(JACK-JACK GIGGLING)
_________________________________
-(SQUEAKS)
-(JACK-JACK GIGGLING)
_________________________________
(YELPS)
_________________________________
(RACCOON GROWLS)
_________________________________
-(RACCOON SHRIEKING)
-(JACK-JACK COOING)
_________________________________
-(JACK-JACK SQUEALING)
-(CRASHING)
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
(BOB GRUNTING)
_________________________________
-BOB: No, no, no!
-(JACK-JACK SNARLING)
_________________________________
(RACCOON GROWLING)
_________________________________

-No!
-(ALL COOING)
_________________________________

BOB: No, no, no.
_________________________________

No, no, no.
_________________________________

-No, no, no!
-(SNARLING)
_________________________________
(RACCOON GROWLING)
_________________________________
(SHOUTING GIBBERISH)
_________________________________
(GIGGLING)
_________________________________

You have powers!
_________________________________

Yeah, baby,
_________________________________

and there's not
a scratch on you!
_________________________________

Did you go through
the locked door?
_________________________________

Are those your powers?
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Who can multiply like rabbits
_________________________________
and go right through
any solid...
_________________________________
-(SNEEZES)
-(YELPS)
_________________________________

-Oh, my God!
-(GIGGLING)
_________________________________
(PHONE RINGING)
_________________________________

-Hello.

-HELEN: Hey, honey.
_________________________________
-You weren't gonna call me?
-BOB: Oh, hey!
_________________________________

(STAMMERING)
No. I mean, yes, yeah...
_________________________________

-I just didn't wanna wake you.
-(JACK-JACK BABBLING)
_________________________________

The strangest thing
just happened out in the yard.
_________________________________

Sounds like I just
woke you up.
_________________________________

No, no.
_________________________________
-It's just, Jack-Jack...

-He had an accident!
_________________________________
I knew it!
_________________________________

I'm coming home right now.!

I never should have...
_________________________________

No accidents. Stay there
and finish your mission.
_________________________________

You never should...
_________________________________
What?

You don't think I can do this?
_________________________________

No, no.
Sorry, I misspoke.
_________________________________

Do you need me to come back?
_________________________________

No, no. No, I've got this.

Everything's great.
_________________________________

What happened with Jack-Jack?
_________________________________

Nothing.
He's in excellent health.
_________________________________

-Well, that's good.
-(VIOLET SOBBING)
_________________________________

-How was Violet's date?
-BOB: Uh...
_________________________________

HELEN:
That was tonight, right?

_________________________________
BOB: (STAMMERING) Yes. Good.
_________________________________

All fine and good.
_________________________________

And Jack-Jack went down

with no trouble?
_________________________________

-(JACK-JACK COOING)
-Fine, yes, no trouble.
_________________________________

And Dash got his
homework done?
_________________________________

BOB: All done.
_________________________________
So, things haven't
spiraled out
_________________________________
of control the moment I left?
_________________________________

Amazing as it may seem,
_________________________________
it has been
quite uneventful in fact.

_________________________________
How about you?

_________________________________
I saved a runaway train!
(LAUGHING IN DELIGHT)
_________________________________

It was so great!
_________________________________
The mayor was there to cut
the ribbon on this new train.
_________________________________

REPORTER 1:
Elastigirl pursued the train

_________________________________
and was able
to successfully activate...

_________________________________
Blah, blah, blah. He says a
few words, cut the ribbon...
_________________________________

and the train starts pulling
_________________________________

out of the station
backwards...
_________________________________

REPORTER 2: ...track of its
brand new hovertrain...
_________________________________

...malfunctioned...

_________________________________
...thanking Elastigirl...

_________________________________

REPORTER 3:
Superhero Elastigirl...
_________________________________

REPORTER 4: Elastigirl...
_________________________________

Boom! No casualties!
(SQUEALS)
_________________________________

REPORTER 5:
...specialized motorbike,

_________________________________
saving all of the
passengers...
_________________________________
HELEN:
One thing leads to another
_________________________________
and suddenly, I go after it!
_________________________________
I'm telling you, honey,
it was a saga!
_________________________________

That's fantastic, honey!

_________________________________
And on your first night!
_________________________________

I am so proud of you, really.
_________________________________

I'm proud of you, honey.
_________________________________

I know you want to get out
there and you will soon.
_________________________________

And you'll be amazing.
_________________________________

I couldn't have done this
_________________________________

if you hadn't
taken over so well.
_________________________________

Thanks for handling
everything.

_________________________________
It's nothing.
_________________________________

(SIGHS) I love you, honey.
I'll be back soon.
_________________________________

-Sweet dreams.

-Sweet dreams, honey.
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
(SNORING)
_________________________________
(BOB MUMBLING)

_________________________________
(IMITATES DASH)

"Hey, Dad, it's okay.
_________________________________

"I'll just wait for Mom
to get home."
_________________________________

As if she could...
I know how to...
_________________________________

I can do math.
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
Oh, brother...
(MUMBLING)
_________________________________
(IMITATES DASH) Wait for Mom!
_________________________________
What am I,
a substitute parent?
_________________________________

It's not my fault
they changed math.
_________________________________

Come on, buddy. Come on.
_________________________________

I think I understand
your math assignment.
_________________________________

We still have some time
to finish it before your test.
_________________________________

So first, you wanna put
all the numbers
_________________________________
by themselves on one side.
_________________________________
...you change the sign.
_________________________________

That means a plus becomes
a minus and a minus...
_________________________________

You got it?
_________________________________
Yeah, baby!
_________________________________
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
_________________________________

Oh. Uh, hello.
_________________________________

We're in a new house.
_________________________________

I did write my address

on your locker...
_________________________________

in permanent ink.
_________________________________

Oh, is that what that is?
_________________________________

Did you forget?
_________________________________

Forget what?
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING) That's funny.
_________________________________

Points for funny.
_________________________________

Oh, was it the weird outfit?
_________________________________

-(CHUCKLES)
-Because there's a reason.
_________________________________

I'm in a drama class...
_________________________________

and they just wanna do
Shakespeare...
_________________________________

but they're like, "Try to make
it relevant for the kids."
_________________________________

So, like, "Oh, superheroes!

Kids love superheroes."
_________________________________
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
_________________________________

You wanna wear
one kind of tights...
_________________________________

and then they're like,
_________________________________
"No, wear these other
kind of tights."
_________________________________

(STAMMERS) Do I know you?
_________________________________

Many say
your speech today is critical.

_________________________________
Both sides just want the best
for their people.

_________________________________
We are so close to finally

getting peace in the region.
_________________________________

I haven't done this
in a while.
_________________________________

This is good.

The train gives us momentum.
_________________________________

Just go out there
and be your charming self...
_________________________________
and capitalize on it.
_________________________________

Ms. Elastigirl,
they're ready for you.
_________________________________

Hey, stretch a leg.
_________________________________

Thank you, Chad. It was fun.
_________________________________

-Ambassador, your documents.
-We're moving to the rooftop.

_________________________________

Oh, Madame Ambassador, hello!
_________________________________

Oh, you are Elastigirl!
_________________________________
This is why now
I'm shaking your hand.

_________________________________
I was so sad
when you went underground.
_________________________________

I am glad to see
you back in your shiny outfit.
_________________________________

That means so much
coming from you.
_________________________________

Good luck with your speech.
_________________________________
This way, Ambassador.
_________________________________

(STAMMERS)
Bring lasting peace!
_________________________________

I will, when you defeat evil.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Okay.
_________________________________

Three, two...
_________________________________

For over 15 years,
_________________________________
superheroes have been
in hiding.
 _________________________________

Forced into it by a society
_________________________________

no longer willing
to support them.
_________________________________

That may soon be changing...
_________________________________
due to a growing movement
to bring the Supers back.
_________________________________

Here, fresh on the heels
of her own
_________________________________

heroic save
of a runaway train...
_________________________________

and sporting a new look,

is the superhero, Elastigirl.

_________________________________
-Welcome!
-Hello, Chad.
_________________________________
All the polls are going
in your direction.
_________________________________

That's true.
Things are good...
_________________________________

Hello.
_________________________________

Uh, hello?
_________________________________

Do I have your attention?
_________________________________

Yes, Chad.
_________________________________

Of course I do.
_________________________________

I'm appearing on your screen.
_________________________________

Reading the words I'm saying

off of another screen.
_________________________________

Screens are everywhere.
_________________________________

-We are controlled by screens.
-(ELASTIGIRL WHIMPERING)
_________________________________

And screens
are controlled by me...

_________________________________
Screenslaver.
_________________________________

Hey!
_________________________________

SCREENSLAVER:
I control this broadcast...

_________________________________
and this idiotic anchorman

you see before you.
_________________________________

WOMAN: What's wrong with him?
_________________________________

The signal's been hijacked!
I'll check it out.
_________________________________

Don't look at any monitors.
_________________________________

I could hijack
the ambassador's aerocade...
_________________________________

while it's still airborne.
_________________________________

Right, Elastigirl?
_________________________________

Nearest window!

Where's the nearest window?

_________________________________

-Oh, what's going on?

-Where's Elastigirl?

_________________________________
(GROANS) Which one?
_________________________________
(ELASTIGIRL GRUNTING)

_________________________________
Elastigirl!
What are you doing here?
_________________________________

The ambassador is in danger.

Which chopper is she...
_________________________________

Look out!
_________________________________

Follow them and get me close!
_________________________________

Get out of the sky,
and touch down safely!
_________________________________

-(GRUNTS)
-Stand down! It's Elastigirl.
_________________________________

Stay in your seat, ma'am!
_________________________________
-(GROANS, GASPS)

We're under attack!
_________________________________

Quick, go!

Protect the ambassador!
_________________________________

Open the door!
_________________________________

Do as she says!
_________________________________

Can you all swim?
_________________________________

ALL: Yeah.
-No!
_________________________________
(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(AMBASSADOR GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(BOTH GRUNTING)
_________________________________

ELASTIGIRL: We're gonna have
to slingshot! Hang on!
_________________________________
-(ELASTIGIRL GRUNTING)
-(AMBASSADOR SCREAMING)
_________________________________

-(PANTING)
-Are you all right, ma'am?

_________________________________
I'm perfectly fine...
_________________________________
BOB: Ah! Ooh! Ah! Oh!

_________________________________

Boys are jerks
and superheroes suck.
_________________________________

Good morning!
_________________________________

He takes one look
at me in that suit...

_________________________________
and decides to pretend

he doesn't even know me.
_________________________________

He's protecting himself.
_________________________________

If he really did see you,
it's best that he forget.
_________________________________

It's better for you, too.
_________________________________

I can't tell you
how many memories
_________________________________

Dicker's had to erase,
over the years...
_________________________________
(SNIFFS)
when someone figured out
_________________________________
your mother's or my identity.

_________________________________

-(GASPS)
-It was Dicker!

_________________________________
-You told him about Tony!

-Honey...
_________________________________

You had me erased
from Tony's mind!
_________________________________
(DOOR SLAMS)
_________________________________
-(JACK-JACK GIGGLING)
-(DOOR OPENS)
_________________________________

I hate superheroes!
_________________________________
And I renounce them!
_________________________________
(WHIRRING)
_________________________________

I renounce them!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
(FOOTSTEPS RETREATING)
_________________________________

-Is she having adolescence?
-(DOOR SLAMS)
_________________________________

REPORTER: A new report
out today shows that,

_________________________________
when it comes
to decision-making...

_________________________________
people have more trust
in a monkey

_________________________________
throwing darts than Congress.

_________________________________
What's going on, Tommy?
A protest?
_________________________________
-(PROTESTERS CHANTING)

-They're here in support.
_________________________________

Support? Support of what?
_________________________________

TOMMY:
Well, in support of you.
_________________________________
(CHANTING CONTINUES)
_________________________________
Wow. Oh, hey...
_________________________________

Thanks for coming out. Hi.
_________________________________

Oh, my goodness.
Thanks so much.
_________________________________

Oh, hello.
_________________________________
What does your sign say?
_________________________________

ALL: (CHANTING)
Ka-boom! Ka-pow!
_________________________________
Supers should be legal now!
_________________________________
Talk to ya.
Oh, what do ya know!
_________________________________
Ellenwood.
_________________________________

Oh, now you wanna
return my calls
_________________________________

about superheroes, huh?
_________________________________

Oh, I'll have to
call you back.
_________________________________

Oh, that felt good.
_________________________________

Felicia, hold my calls,
please.
_________________________________

Hey!
It's working!
_________________________________

Hey, the ambassador
made a big speech
_________________________________
about superheroes today.
_________________________________

Turns out
saving someone's life
_________________________________
makes a good impression
on them. Who knew, huh?
_________________________________

I'm getting calls
from all over the world.
_________________________________

Media awareness is up 72%.
_________________________________

The push
for superhero legalization
_________________________________
is becoming

a worldwide movement!
_________________________________

I have big plans
for our next move.
_________________________________

We're gonna have
a summit at sea.
_________________________________

We'll use our ship...
_________________________________
we'll gather leaders

and Supers...
_________________________________
-from all over the world.

-That's great.
_________________________________
I'm happy.
_________________________________

I'm happy the numbers are up.
_________________________________

I'm happy the ambassador
is pro-superhero...
_________________________________

and I'm happy you're happy.
_________________________________

I'm hearing that you're happy,

but why am I not feeling it?
_________________________________

Because I didn't get him!
_________________________________

Screenslaver
is still out there.
_________________________________

All I did was play his game

and win this round.
_________________________________

He's gonna want more
_________________________________
and as long as
he gets to play, he wins.
_________________________________

One thing
I've learned in business?
_________________________________

Smell the flowers.
_________________________________

They don't bloom that often.
_________________________________

What do you want
on your tombstone?
_________________________________

"She worried a lot"?
_________________________________

EVELYN: All right,
stop talking.
_________________________________

Show her.
_________________________________
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
_________________________________
This is just
so exciting, isn't it? Huh?
_________________________________
(CHATTER STOPS)
_________________________________

Oh, wow. Uh...
_________________________________

Wow! Elastigirl,
there you are.
_________________________________

-Hello.

-(STAMMERS) I didn't...
_________________________________
Wow!
_________________________________

Come on,
get yourself together, Karen.
_________________________________

Hi, my superhero name is Voyd.
_________________________________

I just wanna thank you,
for, like, for being you!
_________________________________
(STAMMERING)
_________________________________

Okay, what I can do, um,
is this.
_________________________________
(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Yeah.
_________________________________

That is impressive.

Very interdimensional.
_________________________________

I felt like an outcast before.
_________________________________

But now, with you being you,

I feel like...
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________

Yay, me.
_________________________________

I flew them in from all over.
_________________________________

They've all been in hiding.
_________________________________

They have powers,
secret identities...
_________________________________

and names
they've given themselves.
_________________________________

I'm Screech. It's a pleasure.
_________________________________

I've always considered you
_________________________________

the gold standard
for superheroes.
_________________________________

Well, thanks. You're too nice.
_________________________________

I am called Brick.
_________________________________

Nice to meet you, Brick.

Uh, where are you from?
_________________________________

Wisconsin.
_________________________________

Oh. Elastigirl.
I assume your powers are...
_________________________________

You know,
zapping things electrically...
_________________________________

charging things, bolts of
lightning, that kind of stuff.
_________________________________

Name's Reflux.
_________________________________

Medical condition
or superpower, you decide.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
That's a little line
_________________________________
I say just to put
people at ease.
_________________________________
Hope I don't offend.

_________________________________

Oh, no, no, no.

Reflux. Love it.
_________________________________
(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
Well, I do look forward
to working with you.
_________________________________

Yes, that is impressive.

Keep practicing.
_________________________________
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
_________________________________

-(ELECTRICITY CRACKLES)
-Ow!
_________________________________
(BOTH LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(SNORING)
_________________________________

Well, I'm beat.

Congratulations. Big day.
_________________________________

Good night, ladies.

I will see you tomorrow.
_________________________________

Good night.
_________________________________

Must be nice for you,
_________________________________

being out front

after all this time.
_________________________________

Out front?
_________________________________

Well, it's been a while

since your superhero days...
_________________________________

and even then,
you were kind of
_________________________________

in Mr. Incredible's shadow.
_________________________________

Nah, I beg to differ.
_________________________________

I'm not... I'm not
saying you weren't big.
_________________________________

No, you were,
and are, a superstar...
_________________________________

but you have
the stage to yourself now.
_________________________________

And people have
to pay attention.
_________________________________

Oh, you mean, "It's a man's

world" and all that?
_________________________________

Well, what world
do you live in?
_________________________________

Your brother runs DEVTECH.
_________________________________

I don't want his job.

I invent, he sells.
_________________________________

I ask you, which of us
has the greater influence?
_________________________________

Which side of me
are you asking?
_________________________________

The believer or the cynic?
_________________________________

The cynic...
_________________________________

Would say selling
is more important

_________________________________
because the best sellers

have the most buyers.
_________________________________

Doesn't matter
what you're selling.
_________________________________

It only matters
what people buy.
_________________________________

This is true.
_________________________________
If I discovered

the origin of the universe...
_________________________________

my brother would find a way
_________________________________

to market it as a, uh,

foot massager.
_________________________________
(BOTH LAUGHING)
_________________________________

So, what would
the believer say?
_________________________________

The believer would tell you

to make your mark.
_________________________________

Don't wait for permission,

assert yourself
_________________________________

and impose your will

on the status quo.
_________________________________

-Sounds like my brother.

-What?
_________________________________

You sound like my brother.
_________________________________

Well, he's not wrong.

_________________________________
There is an art
to getting a reaction...

_________________________________
(GASPS) Oh! I know
how to get him.
_________________________________

-My brother?
-No. Screenslaver!
_________________________________

You're tech savvy. I need
to lock onto a signal...
_________________________________
and trace its origin.
_________________________________

How fast can you
slap something together
_________________________________
and meet me at the airport?

_________________________________

Airport?
_________________________________

Need to go
out of town, pronto.

_________________________________
I can get your contraption

together by 5:00 a.m.
_________________________________

I need to get on TV.
Chad!
_________________________________

I'll get my brother to set up
an exclusive with him
_________________________________
tonight on the newscast.

_________________________________

Finish our interview by phone!
_________________________________

Promote the hell out of it.
_________________________________

Independence
from Screenslavery!
_________________________________

-Chad tonight.
-BOTH: Boom! (LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(PHONE RINGING)

_________________________________

-Dicker.

-BOB: Yeah, hey, Rick.
_________________________________

You remember that kid
I mentioned to you?
_________________________________
Tony Rydinger.
_________________________________

Mind wipe? Yeah, nice kid.
_________________________________

Well, you also wiped out
_________________________________
the Friday night date
my daughter had with him.
_________________________________

In fact,
you wiped out my daughter.
_________________________________

Oops.
Not an exact science, Bob
_________________________________

Rick, you gotta help me here.
_________________________________

Violet hates me, and you,

and superheroes.
_________________________________

I gotta fix this.

What do you know about Tony?
_________________________________

Um...
_________________________________
Not much.
_________________________________
Seems like a good kid.
_________________________________

Popular, plays sports, music.
_________________________________

Parents own The Happy Platter,

kid works there part time.
_________________________________

Happy Platter?
_________________________________

Why did we drive
all the way across town
_________________________________
for the Happy Platter?
_________________________________

We'd like a booth over there,

near the philodendron.
_________________________________

Good, right?
Near the philodendron?
_________________________________
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
_________________________________

This platter doesn't look

all that happy to me.
_________________________________

It looks bored.
_________________________________

Ha-ha! The Bored Platter!
_________________________________

I thought Vi would want
a change of pace
_________________________________
from drive-in food.
_________________________________

I like drive-in food.
_________________________________

Does this mean vegetables?
_________________________________

A balanced diet
needs vegetables, kiddo.
_________________________________
Get used to it.
_________________________________

TONY: Good evening, everyone.
_________________________________

-BOB: Oh, no!

-(COUGHING)
_________________________________

-Is she all right?

-Violet, are you okay?
_________________________________
(COUGHING)
Nothing to see here.
_________________________________
Yeah, more napkins
would be good.

_________________________________

-I'm fine, I'm fine.
-It happens all the time here.
_________________________________
Mops it right up.
_________________________________

Normally, she doesn't
ever drip like this.
_________________________________

-Would you like water, sir?

-BOB: Yes.
_________________________________
Yes, I would.

This is my daughter...
_________________________________
-who you must know, right?
-God. Stop.

_________________________________

-Hello.
-Violet.
_________________________________

Hello, Violet.
_________________________________
(BOB CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

Hey, Vi, say hi to...
_________________________________

Don't push it, Dad.
_________________________________

I'm Dash, her little brother.
_________________________________

Hello.
_________________________________

Mmm. This is
really good water.
_________________________________
It's very refreshing!
_________________________________
Spring water, is it?
_________________________________

I don't know, sir.
I think it's tap.
_________________________________
Well, it is very good.

_________________________________
Excellent tap.
_________________________________
Excuse me.

_________________________________

Well, nice to meet you.
_________________________________

-Where'd she go?
-DASH: Mmm.
_________________________________

To find a good place
to be angry?

_________________________________

Tonight, we go now to
a special remote interview...
_________________________________
with Elastigirl.
_________________________________

ELASTIGIRL:
How you feeling, Chad?
_________________________________
You doing all right?

_________________________________
I'm fine.

The doctors checked me out.
_________________________________

(STAMMERS) I have no memory
of the event.
_________________________________

I gotta tell you,
it's pretty strange
_________________________________

to see a recording...
_________________________________
of yourself the night before
and have no recollection.
_________________________________

I don't think
anyone needs to worry.
_________________________________

We've taken many precautions
tonight though.
_________________________________

Where are you right now?
_________________________________
On a case, in a secure
undisclosed location.
_________________________________

CHAD: I wanna talk
about you...
_________________________________

starting with your save

of a runaway train.

_________________________________
Here's an exclusive
unedited clip
_________________________________
from your own suit cam.

_________________________________
Roll the clip.

_________________________________
ELASTIGIRL: This thing's
really moving.

_________________________________
100 and climbing.

How much track is built?

_________________________________
EVELYN: About 25 miles.
_________________________________

SCREENSLAVER: The Screenslaver
interrupts this program...

_________________________________
for an important announcement.

_________________________________
I'll be damned. She knew.
_________________________________

Let's see
if your gadget works.
_________________________________

Don't bother
watching the rest.

_________________________________
Gotcha!
_________________________________

Elastigirl doesn't
save the day.
_________________________________

She only postpones her defeat.

_________________________________
And while she postpones

her defeat...

_________________________________
you eat chips and watch
her confront problems...

_________________________________
that you are too lazy
to deal with.

_________________________________
Superheroes are part
of your brainless desire...

_________________________________
to replace true experiences

with stimulation.

_________________________________
You don't talk,

you watch talk shows.

_________________________________
You don't play games,
you watch game shows.

_________________________________
Travel, relationships, risk...

_________________________________
every meaningful experience

must be packaged...
_________________________________
and delivered to you
to watch at a distance.

_________________________________
So that you can remain
ever sheltered...
_________________________________
ever passive...
_________________________________

ever ravenous consumers...

_________________________________
who can't bring themselves

to rise from their couches...

_________________________________
break a sweat
and participate in life.

_________________________________
You want superheroes

to protect you...

_________________________________
and make yourselves ever more

powerless in the process.

_________________________________
While you tell yourselves

you're being looked after.

_________________________________
That your interests
are being served.
_________________________________
And your rights
are being upheld.
_________________________________

So that the system can
keep stealing from you...

_________________________________
smiling at you all the while.

_________________________________
Go ahead,
send your supers to stop me.

_________________________________
Grab your snacks,
watch your screens,
_________________________________
and see what happens.
_________________________________

You are no longer in control.
_________________________________

I am.
_________________________________
(MACHINES BEEPING)
_________________________________
(CLOCK CHIMING)
_________________________________

SCREENSLAVER: Find anything?
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
(YELLING)
_________________________________
(BOTH GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(BEEPING)
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(ALARMS RINGING)
_________________________________

-(GRUNTS)
-Sorry!
_________________________________
(ELASTIGIRL GROANS)
_________________________________
(BEEPS)
_________________________________
(EXPLOSION)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(STAMMERS) What happened?
_________________________________

What happened is

you destroyed my evidence.
_________________________________

What's going on?
What did I do?
_________________________________

What did you guys do to me?
_________________________________

That's right punk.
Blame the system.

_________________________________
Your tracker worked
like a charm, Evelyn.
_________________________________
You're a genius.
_________________________________

Aw, shucks!
_________________________________
I'm just the genius

behind the genius.

_________________________________
-(TV PLAYING)
-DASH: Hey, Dad.
_________________________________
We're doing fractions
and denismals and percentages.
_________________________________
and I don't get 'em.
_________________________________
Aren't you...
_________________________________
Didn't we get all caught up?
_________________________________
Yeah, we were caught up...
_________________________________
and now we're doing fractions
and percentages and demicels.
_________________________________
Decimals.
_________________________________
NEWS ANCHOR: (ON TV) ...the
addition of the Incredibile,
_________________________________
the super car...
_________________________________
once driven by superhero,
Mr. Incredible.
_________________________________
It's the kind of thing you buy
when you have everything else.
_________________________________
They said it was
beyond repair.
_________________________________
VICTOR CATCHET: Hey,
it was in perfect condition.
_________________________________
You used to drive that?
_________________________________
They said it was destroyed.
_________________________________
Long thought lost
or destroyed,
_________________________________
the famous car
turned up at a private auction.
_________________________________
They said it was...
_________________________________
That's my car!
_________________________________
-(TV CONTINUES PLAYING)
-(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(COUGHING)
_________________________________
Stupid water feature!
_________________________________
This car is just loaded
with amazing gadgets.
_________________________________
Care to demonstrate?
_________________________________
I'd love to,
but we haven't figured out
_________________________________
how to make them work yet.
_________________________________
(BOTH GASP)
_________________________________
-Wow! It works?
-(PEOPLE ON TV SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(PEOPLE SCREAM)
_________________________________
Huh?
_________________________________
What are you doing?
This is not a toy!
_________________________________
That's a rocket launcher!
_________________________________
Sweet! Which one launches
the rocket?
_________________________________
Hey!
This is not your car!
_________________________________
It's not your car, either!
_________________________________
It is so!
It's the Incredibile.
_________________________________
-Why's that guy have it?
-He shouldn't!
_________________________________
Launch the rockets!
Launch the rockets!
_________________________________
Launch the rockets!
_________________________________
-I'm not launching anything!
-I wanna blow it up!
_________________________________
Do you think I want
an angry rich guy...
_________________________________
coming after me right now...
_________________________________
-when I'm trying not to...
-WOMAN: (ON TV) I'm not sure
_________________________________
-what happened her, Mark.
-....distract your mother.
_________________________________
But everyone here
has scattered
_________________________________
and I'm afraid I'll need
to move at any minute.
_________________________________
(GROANS) Rich guy got my car.
_________________________________
So, you're not gonna
steal your car
_________________________________
back from a rich guy?
_________________________________
-(SNEEZES)
-(BOB GASPS)
_________________________________
(OBJECTS CLATTERING)
_________________________________
(VIOLET SCREAMING)
_________________________________
What the heck is that?
_________________________________
(GROWLING)
_________________________________
-(LAUGHING)
-(SIGHS)
_________________________________
Jack-Jack has powers?
_________________________________
Well, yeah, but...
_________________________________

-You knew about this?

-Yeah.
_________________________________

-VIOLET: Why didn't you tell us?

-I don't know.
_________________________________

We're your kids.
We need to know these things.

_________________________________
-Did you tell mom?

-No.
_________________________________
-Why not?

-Your mother is not...
_________________________________

You'd want us to tell you,
wouldn't you?
_________________________________

-Why would you not tell mom?

-Because I didn't wanna...
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________

-Come on, man.
-Because it's not the time.
_________________________________

-Why?

-Because...
_________________________________

So uncool!
_________________________________

Because I'm formulating, okay?
_________________________________
I'm taking in information,
I'm processing!
_________________________________
I'm doing the math,
I'm fixing the boyfriend...
_________________________________
and keeping the baby
_________________________________
from turning into
a flaming monster!
_________________________________
How do I do it?
_________________________________
By rolling with
the punches, baby!
_________________________________
I eat thunder
and crap lightning, okay?
_________________________________
'Cause I'm Mr. Incredible!
_________________________________
Not Mr. So-So
or Mr. Mediocre-Guy.
_________________________________
Mr. Incredible!
_________________________________
(JACK-JACK CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
We should call Lucius.
_________________________________
No. I can handle it.
_________________________________
-There's no way I'm gonna...
-(SNEEZES)
_________________________________
(BOB GASPS)
_________________________________
(YELLING)
_________________________________
(JACK-JACK SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Dada.
_________________________________
I'm calling Lucius.
_________________________________
-(TV PLAYING)
-(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Looks normal to me.
When did this start happening?
_________________________________
Since Helen got the job.
_________________________________
-I assume she knows.
-Are you kidding?
_________________________________
I can't tell her about this,
_________________________________
not while she's doing
hero work!
_________________________________
Mama!
_________________________________

ELASTIGIRL: (ON TV)
Girls, come on.

_________________________________

Leave the saving of the world

to the men?
_________________________________
-I don't think so.
-Mama!
_________________________________
I've got to succeed!
_________________________________
So she can succeed.
_________________________________
-So we can succeed!
-I get it, Bob!
_________________________________
I get it. When was
the last time you slept?
_________________________________
Who keeps track of that?
_________________________________
Besides, he's a baby.
_________________________________
I can handle it,
I got this handled.
_________________________________
So, you good, then?
_________________________________
You got everything
under control, right?
_________________________________
(JACK-JACK GURGLING)
_________________________________
What the...?
_________________________________
(JACK-JACK BABBLING
FROM OTHR DIMENSION)
_________________________________
Cookie! Cha Cha want a cookie?
_________________________________
Num-num cookie?
Cha Cha wanna num-num?
_________________________________
Num-num cookie! Cookie!
_________________________________
-You're not...
-Cookie!
_________________________________
-Oh, my God!
-Cookie!
_________________________________
Cookie? Cookie!
_________________________________
-Dada! Dada. Dada.
-LUCIUS: Whoa.
_________________________________
Okay! Okay.
_________________________________
So, he can still
hear you from the...
_________________________________
From the other dimension,
yeah.
_________________________________
That is freaky.
I mean, that's not like...
_________________________________
Not like our other kids.
No, it is not.
_________________________________
-Full powers, totally random.
-(GURGLING)
_________________________________
So now, he's what? Is he good?
_________________________________
Yeah, you'd think so, right?
_________________________________
Obviously, I can't keep
giving him cookies!
_________________________________
-Uh-uh?
-But if I stop...
_________________________________
(GROWLING)
_________________________________
Ahhh! He is freaking!
Again, he is freaking!
_________________________________
No biting the daddy!
_________________________________
What the...?
-No biting!
_________________________________
-(CRYING)
-Okay.
_________________________________
I think I just need
a little bit of me time.
_________________________________
Then I'll be good to go.
_________________________________
Oh, you need
more than me time, Bob.
_________________________________
You need
major life realignment
_________________________________
on a number of levels.
_________________________________
Starting with
baby super freak here!
_________________________________
You need some solid,
outside-the-box thinking.

_________________________________

Galbaki?
_________________________________

Elastigirl's supersuit
is by Galbaki?
_________________________________

Explain yourself!
_________________________________
(JACK-JACK CRYING)
_________________________________

Oh, my God.
You're worse than I thought.
_________________________________

It's the baby.
I brought the baby.
_________________________________
(JACK-JACK SQUEALS)
_________________________________

Oh, highly unusual.
_________________________________

You look ghastly, Robert.
_________________________________
I haven't been sleeping.
_________________________________

I broke my daughter,
they keep changing math...

_________________________________

we needed double-A batteries,
but I got triple-A's.
_________________________________

and now we still need
double-A batteries.
_________________________________

I put one red thing
in a load of whites
_________________________________
and now everything's pink.
_________________________________

And I think we need eggs.
_________________________________.

Done properly,
parenting is a heroic act.
_________________________________

Done properly.
_________________________________

I am fortunate that it has
never affected me.
_________________________________

But you do not come to me
_________________________________
for eggs and batteries,
Robert.
_________________________________

I design herowear
_________________________________
and Elastigirl
must have a new suit!
_________________________________

(SIGHS) Actually,
it's Jack-Jack.
_________________________________

You also wish
a new suit for the baby?
_________________________________

I would hardly classify
this as an emergency.
_________________________________

Well, it's a special case.

Worth studying.
_________________________________

If I could just leave him

with you for a while...
_________________________________

Leave him? Here?
_________________________________

I'm not a baby person,
Robert.
_________________________________

I have no baby facilties.

I am an artist.
_________________________________

I do not involve myself in

the prosaic day-to-day to...
_________________________________
day.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Fascinating!
_________________________________

Are you seeing this, Robert?
_________________________________
Dada.
_________________________________
(SNEEZES)
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

-(GIGGLING)
-Oh, my God!
_________________________________

Yes!
_________________________________

Of course you can leave
the baby overnight.
_________________________________
I'm sure filling in for Helen

is challenging,
_________________________________
and you are very tired...
_________________________________

and the other children
need you
_________________________________
and miss you,
and you must go to them.
_________________________________

Auntie Edna will take care
of everything...
_________________________________

so, drive safely and goodbye.

I enjoy our visits.
_________________________________

"Auntie Edna"?
_________________________________
-(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
_________________________________
(GLASS CLINKING)

_________________________________

WINSTON: Attention. Attention.
_________________________________

I wanna thank everyone

that came out tonight...
_________________________________

in support of superheroes...
_________________________________
and bringing them
back into society!
_________________________________

-(ALL APPLAUDING)
-You all made it happen.
_________________________________

The need for this
has been made
_________________________________
crystal clear

in recent days...
_________________________________

with bad actors
like the self proclaimed
_________________________________
Screenslaver

threatening our peace.
_________________________________

His reign was short, huh?
_________________________________

-(ALL CHEER)
-And thanks to this woman...
_________________________________
a great super.

You love her. You missed her.
_________________________________

-Welcome back, Elastigirl!

-(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
Come on up here.

Don't be bashful.
_________________________________

-Come on. Get up here.

-(GLASSES CLINKING)
_________________________________
I want you to have this.
_________________________________

A memento.
_________________________________

Thanks, Winston, Evelyn,
and everyone at DEVTECH.
_________________________________

I am forever in your debt.
_________________________________

And thanks to all of you,
_________________________________
your pressure
changed all the right minds.
_________________________________

We've made amazing headway

in a very short time..
_________________________________

which leads me
to an important announcement.
_________________________________

Just now,
at a world-wide summit...
_________________________________

leaders from more than
a hundred
_________________________________

of the world's
top countries...
_________________________________

have agreed to make

superheroes legal again!
_________________________________
(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________

We'll gather superheroes

and leaders
_________________________________

from all over the planet...
_________________________________

on our boat, the Everjust...
_________________________________

for a televised
signing ceremony at sea!
_________________________________

Now if you'll excuse us,

we got a ship to catch!
_________________________________
(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
WINSTON: So good to see you.
Thanks for coming out.
_________________________________

Hey.
Hi, it's me again.
_________________________________

Um, there's, uh, something

I've always wanted to ask you.
_________________________________

Yeah, how do you balance
the superhero stuff
_________________________________
with your life stuff?
_________________________________
I know I can handle
the superhero stuff.
_________________________________
(CONVERSATION FADES)
_________________________________

Uh-huh, uh-huh. Oh.
_________________________________
Would you please

excuse me a moment?
_________________________________

Oh. Yeah, okay, see you later!
Good talk!
_________________________________
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
_________________________________

-BOB: Hey, Vi.

-Hey.
_________________________________

Where's Jack-Jack?
_________________________________

BOB: E's taking him
for a little bit.

_________________________________
-Edna is babysitting?

-Yeah.
_________________________________

And you're okay with this?
_________________________________

Yeah. I don't know why,
but yeah.
_________________________________
(BOB SIGHS)
_________________________________

I wanted to say
something to you.
_________________________________

Sorry about Tony.
_________________________________

I didn't think about Dicker
erasing his memory...
_________________________________

or about you having to pay

the price for a choice...
_________________________________

you never made.

It's not fair, I know.
_________________________________

And then, I made it worse
at the restaurant
_________________________________
by trying to...
_________________________________

Anyway. Anyway...
_________________________________

I'm sorry.
_________________________________

I'm used to knowing
_________________________________
what the right thing
to do is...
_________________________________

but now, I'm not sure anymore.
_________________________________

I just wanna be...
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________

a good dad.
_________________________________

VIOLET: You're not good.
_________________________________

You're super.
_________________________________
(BOB SNORING)
_________________________________

Are superheroes allowed
to drink on duty?
_________________________________

I'm definitely not on duty.

Ignore the costume.
_________________________________

I know I should be up there...
_________________________________

but I had to step away from

the grip and grins, you know?
_________________________________

Gotta get away
to keep it pure. I know I do.
_________________________________

What are you getting
away from?
_________________________________

Eh, you know, company stuff.

My brother, mostly.
_________________________________

But you love him,

you two are this company.
_________________________________

Yin and yang.
_________________________________

Yeah, I invent the stuff,

he's good at people.
_________________________________

Pleasing them, engaging them,

figuring out what they want.
_________________________________

I never know what people want.
_________________________________

What do you think they want?
_________________________________

Ease.
_________________________________
People will trade quality

for ease every time.
_________________________________

It may be crap,
but hey, it's convenient.
_________________________________

Yeah. Kind of like this case.
_________________________________

What?
The Screenslaver?
_________________________________

Yeah, something's not
sitting right.

_________________________________
It was too easy,
_________________________________

That was too easy?
(CHUCKLES) Wow.
_________________________________

-Funny.

-What?
_________________________________

Look is that.
_________________________________

One of Screenslaver's monitors
is tuned into my suit cam.
_________________________________
What?

_________________________________

Isn't the suit cam
closed circuit?
_________________________________

It is.
_________________________________

Then how come
the Screenslaver has it?
_________________________________

Maybe he hacked it?
_________________________________

So, he's sophisticated enough

to do that...
_________________________________

but he has simple locks

on his doors?
_________________________________

Maybe he wanted you
to find him.
_________________________________

He wanted to get caught?
_________________________________

He wanted you to win.
_________________________________

That makes no sense.

He's a brilliant guy.
_________________________________
If he's smart enough

to conceive
_________________________________
of technology like this...
_________________________________

he's smart enough to think
of something to do with it.
_________________________________

The guy we put put in jail

delivered pizzas.
_________________________________

So?
_________________________________
Einstein was a patent clerk.
_________________________________

Look, you won.

You got the guy who...
_________________________________

Wait! All Screenslaver
needs to do
_________________________________

to hypnotize someone...
_________________________________

is get a screen
in front of their eyes.

_________________________________
But what if the screen doesn't
look like a screen?
_________________________________

What if the pizza guy

is really a pizza guy...
_________________________________

but, he was controlled
by the screens
_________________________________
built into his glasses...
_________________________________

You are good.

_________________________________

JONNY QUEST: (ON TV)
Look, a robot.
_________________________________
It's taking off.
_________________________________

DR. GUEST: I'm not getting
a reading yet.
_________________________________

RACE: Press "fire"?

DR. QUEST: Now.
_________________________________
(MUSIC PLAYING ON TV)
_________________________________

More power.

_________________________________
JONNY QUEST: Oh, I hope
it works dad.

_________________________________
I thought it was best

to just let you sleep.
_________________________________

Seventeen hours.
_________________________________

-How do you feel?

-(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Super.
_________________________________

-You got it, Dad!

-Hurray!
_________________________________

BOB: I can't tell you
how much I appreciate
_________________________________

you watching
Jack-Jack for me, E.
_________________________________

Yes, I'm sure your gratitude

is quite inexpressible.
_________________________________

Don't ask me
to do it again, darling.
_________________________________

My rates are far too high.
_________________________________
Oh, uh...
_________________________________

I am joking, Robert,

I enjoyed the assignment.
_________________________________

He is bright
and I am stimulating.
_________________________________

We deserve each other.
_________________________________

You child is a polymorph.
_________________________________

Like all babies,
he has enormous potential.
_________________________________

It's not unknown for supers
_________________________________
to have more than one power
when young...
_________________________________

-but this little one has many.
-(BABBLING)
_________________________________

Yes, you have many powers?
_________________________________

(BABBLING)
_________________________________

EDNA: I understand
your lack of sleep
_________________________________

and coherency, Robert.
_________________________________

Babies can be anything,
_________________________________

and your child
is no exception.
_________________________________

He has pure,
unlimited potential, Robert.
_________________________________

He slept while I worked
in a creative fever.
_________________________________

Auntie Edna has stayed up
all night...
_________________________________

making sure you look fabulous
in your many forms.
_________________________________

What are you...

You're putting him in the...
_________________________________

In the chamber, Robert.
_________________________________

He is part
of the demonstration
_________________________________

and will be fine.
_________________________________

Your challenge
is to manage a baby
_________________________________
who has multiple powers...
_________________________________
and no control over them, yes?
_________________________________

Huh. That sums it up.
_________________________________

I often work to music
_________________________________
and I noticed the baby
responds to it as well.
_________________________________

Specifically, Mozart.
_________________________________

-(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)
-I blended Kevlar
_________________________________
with carbyne
for durability under duress...
_________________________________
and cotton for comfort.
_________________________________

Interwoven with these fabrics

are a mesh of tiny sensors...
_________________________________

that monitor the baby's

physical properties.
_________________________________

Oh, Lord! (STAMMERS)
What is he doing?
_________________________________

Well, it's Mozart, Robert.

Can you blame him?
_________________________________

The important thing is that
the suit and tracker...
_________________________________

anticipated the change

and alerted you.
_________________________________

Oh, no. Cookies.
I gotta get cookies!
_________________________________

You do not need cookies.
_________________________________
As I learned quite painfully
last night...
_________________________________

any solution involving cookies
_________________________________
will inevitably result
in the demon baby.
_________________________________
(GROWLING)
_________________________________

"Combustion imminent"?
_________________________________

What does that mean? (YELPS)
_________________________________

It means fire, Robert,
_________________________________

for which the suit
has countermeasures.
_________________________________

I suggest you extinguish

the baby's flames
_________________________________

before he trips
the sprinkler system.
_________________________________

-(BOB EXHALES)
-The flame retardant
_________________________________

is blackberry lavender,
darling.
_________________________________

Effective, edible,
and delicious.
_________________________________

Well, what do you know?

That is useful.
_________________________________

Although I have doubtlessly
exceeded your expectations
_________________________________
for a single night's work...
_________________________________

the suit and device contain
_________________________________
a few more features
we need to discuss.
_________________________________

Thanks again, E,
for everything.
_________________________________

How much do I owe you for...
_________________________________

Pish-posh, darling. Your bill
will be covered by my fee...
_________________________________

for being Mr. Incredible,
Elastigirl,
_________________________________

and Frozone's

exclusive designer...
_________________________________
throughout the known universe

and until the end of time.
_________________________________

But babysitting this one...
_________________________________

I do for free, darling.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(STRAINING)

_________________________________

EVELYN: (ON SPEAKERS)
I would resist
_________________________________
the temptation to stretch.

_________________________________
The temperature around you

is well below freezing.
_________________________________

Try to stretch
and you'll break.

_________________________________
So, you're the Screenslaver?

_________________________________
Yes and no.
_________________________________

Let's say,
I created the character
_________________________________

and pre-recorded the messages.
_________________________________

-Does Winston know?
-(SCOFFS)
_________________________________

That I'm the Screenslaver?

Of course not.
_________________________________

Can you imagine
what Mr. Free Enterprise
_________________________________

would do
with my hypnosis technology?
_________________________________

Worse than what you're doing?
_________________________________

Hey, I'm using the technology

_________________________________
to destroy
people's trust in it.

_________________________________
Like I'm using superheroes.
_________________________________

Who did I put in jail?

_________________________________
Pizza delivery guy.
_________________________________

Seemed the right height,
build.
_________________________________

He gave you
a pretty good fight.
_________________________________

I should say I gave you

_________________________________
a pretty good fight
through him.

_________________________________
(SHIVERING) But it doesn't
bother you
_________________________________
that an innocent man
is in jail?

_________________________________
Eh, he was surly

and the pizza was cold.
_________________________________

I counted on you.
_________________________________

That's why you failed.
_________________________________

What?
_________________________________

Why would you count on me?

Because I built you a bike?
_________________________________

Because my brother
knows the words

_________________________________
to your theme song?

_________________________________
We don't know each other.

_________________________________
But you can
count on me, anyway.
_________________________________

I am supposed to, aren't I?

_________________________________
Because you have
some strange abilities
_________________________________
and a shiny costume...

_________________________________
the rest of us are supposed
to put our lives
_________________________________
into your gloved hands.

_________________________________
That's what
my father believed.

_________________________________
When our home was broken into,

my mother wanted to hide.
_________________________________

Begged my father
to use the safe room.
_________________________________

But Father insisted they call

his superhero friends.
_________________________________

He died,
pointlessly, stupidly...
_________________________________

waiting for heroes
to save the day.
_________________________________

But why would you...
_________________________________
-Your brother...

-Is a child!
_________________________________

He remembers the time
_________________________________
when we had parents
and superheroes.
_________________________________

So, like a child,

Winston conflates the two.
_________________________________

Mommy and Daddy went away

because supers went away.

_________________________________
Our sweet parents were fools
_________________________________
to put their lives
in anybody else's hands.

_________________________________
Superheroes keep us weak.

_________________________________
Are you gonna kill me?
_________________________________

Nah.
_________________________________

Using you, is better.
_________________________________

You're gonna help me make
supers illegal...
_________________________________
forever.
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Dada. Dada.

_________________________________

Ready?

Laser eyes.
_________________________________

Stop.
_________________________________

-Wow!
-Yeah!
_________________________________

-Yay, Jack-Jack!
-Yeah, baby!
_________________________________

And that's not all.
Watch this.
_________________________________

Jack-Jack, blaster ready?
_________________________________
(IMITATES BLASTER FIRING)
_________________________________

-DASH: No way.

-That is crazy cool.
_________________________________
My turn.
I get to blast him first!
_________________________________
Let me try. I want him.
Give him to me.
_________________________________

Hey, I'm just demonstrating.

_________________________________

No firing the baby around
the house, you understand?

_________________________________

This is potentially
dangerous...
_________________________________

and we're trying to teach him

to control his powers, okay?
_________________________________
-(BEEPING)

-Stop. See the screen.
_________________________________
He vanished!

That's really cool!
_________________________________
(JACK-JACK BABBLING
FROM OTHER DIMENSION)
_________________________________

Okay, good. Use the thing.
_________________________________

That's the current readout.

Click it. See the readout?
_________________________________

Dimension four. See the shape?
_________________________________
That's the room.

See where he is in relation?
_________________________________

So, where is he?
_________________________________

He's... there!
_________________________________

Okay. Come out.
Num-num cookie?
_________________________________

-Yay, Jack-Jack!
-Yeah, Jack-Jack!
_________________________________

-That's really cool.
-(ALARM BEEPING)
_________________________________

-Hello?

-Elastigirl's in trouble.
_________________________________

What? What happened to her?
_________________________________

Sorry to tell you
on the phone.
_________________________________

Meet me on our ship
at DEVTECH.
_________________________________

The ship at DEVTECH.

I'll be there in 15 minutes.
_________________________________

VIOLET: What's at the ship
at DEVTECH?
_________________________________

Lucius? Bob.
Helen's in trouble.
_________________________________

I need someone
to watch the kids.
_________________________________

Suit up. It might get weird.

_________________________________
I'll be there.
ASAP. Fifteen tops.
_________________________________

HONEY: Where are you
going ASAP?
_________________________________
You better be back ASAP!
_________________________________

And wearing that suit.
_________________________________

I gotta go.
I'll be home soon.
_________________________________

Lucius will be here sooner.
_________________________________

No firing the baby
around the house, okay?

_________________________________

What's at the ship at DEVTECH?
_________________________________

And why are you
in your Supersuit?
_________________________________
(TIRES SCREECHING)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________

Is that Mom's supersuit?
_________________________________

She may need it.
You never know.
_________________________________

What's going on?
_________________________________

I don't know,
but Dad called Lucius
_________________________________

after getting a call
about Mom...
_________________________________

and then left.
_________________________________

I thought you renounced
superheroes.
_________________________________

Yeah, well,
I renounce my renunciation.
_________________________________

Put that on.
_________________________________
(DOORBELL RINGS)
_________________________________

Hello there, little fella.
_________________________________

Hello.
_________________________________

You kids aren't safe.

_________________________________
The Deavors sent us
to take you...
_________________________________

FROZONE: Well,
isn't that redundant?
_________________________________

The Deavors just sent me here

to guard the house.
_________________________________

'Cause the kids aren't safe.
_________________________________

I get it, managerial screw-up.
_________________________________

Tell Winston I handled it.

You understand, Ms...
_________________________________

Voyd.
_________________________________

Ms. Voyd.
_________________________________

Drive safely.
_________________________________
(BEEPS)
_________________________________
(BOTH GASP)
_________________________________

The thing is, he wants us
to bring you, too.

_________________________________

Hey.
_________________________________
(ALL GRUNT)
_________________________________

That isn't gonna
hold them long.
_________________________________

Dash, grab the baby!
_________________________________
(ALL STRAINING)
_________________________________
(VIOLET SCREAMS)
_________________________________

Spread out!
_________________________________
-Whoa!
-FROZONE: Oh!
_________________________________
-(GRUNTS)
-Dash!
_________________________________

We gotta get to my car.
_________________________________
(ROARS)
_________________________________

What? What's going on?
_________________________________

Little fella!
_________________________________
(SCREECHING)
_________________________________
(STRAINING)
_________________________________
-(GROWLS)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
(VIOLET SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

It worked!
_________________________________
(FROZONE GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Incredibile, windows down!
_________________________________

Dive in!
_________________________________
-(CHUCKLES)
-(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Incredibile,
set voice identification.
_________________________________
Loudly, say your names.

_________________________________
-Violet Parr.

-Dashiell Robert Parr.
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(GROANS)

_________________________________
Lucius!
_________________________________

-(YELLS)

-Incredibile, escape!
_________________________________

Fill me in!
_________________________________

Good news and bad news.

We found her.
_________________________________
She seems physically fine
_________________________________
but she's had an encounter

with Screenslaver...
_________________________________
and she's acting
kind of strange. In here.

_________________________________

Strange how?
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________

Helen? (GROANS)
_________________________________

Helen, what are you...
_________________________________
(CHOKING)
_________________________________

Helen, it's me.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
(EXHALES)
_________________________________

Incredibile, pull over.
_________________________________

(SIGHS) We can't go to E's.
_________________________________

You saw those goggles

they put on Lucius.
_________________________________

They were wearing them, too.
_________________________________

They're all under
someone's control.
_________________________________

They've probably done
the same to Mom.

_________________________________

Okay. Bad guys after us.
_________________________________

No Mom, no Dad.
_________________________________
No Lucius.
_________________________________

But we have our powers,
this car...
_________________________________

and... what?
_________________________________
-(JACK-JACK COOING)
-(RUMBLING)
_________________________________
(BOTH GASPING)

_________________________________

Incredibile,
take us to DEVTECH.
_________________________________

The kids have escaped
in a tricked-out car,
_________________________________

but we got Frozone.
_________________________________

Bring him to the ship
at DEVTECH immediately.

_________________________________

Aw, we missed 'em!
_________________________________

Oh, I wish the Incredibile

could follow that boat.
_________________________________

-What did you do?

-I don't know.
_________________________________

-What did you do?

-I didn't do anything!
_________________________________
(DASH SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Wow, this car does
anything I say.
_________________________________

We didn't plan this well.

_________________________________
What do you mean?
We're here, aren't we?
_________________________________

Yes, we're here.
_________________________________

We need to be up there.
_________________________________

Hey...
_________________________________

What if the Incredibile
has ejector seats?

_________________________________

VIOLET: Wait, what? No.
_________________________________

-Yeah, baby!

-No, don't say any more...
_________________________________
Max power! Launch!
_________________________________
(BOTH SCREAM)
_________________________________
(JACK-JACK LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Come on.

_________________________________

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

_________________________________
Hello!
Glad you could come.

_________________________________
Welcome to the conference.
_________________________________

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

_________________________________

Our stars, where are they?
_________________________________

The event's about to start.
_________________________________

They didn't want to upstage
the others.

_________________________________

They'll join for the signing.
_________________________________

Welcome guests!
You're in for a treat.
_________________________________

This ship is the largest
hydrofoil on the planet.
_________________________________

So, hold onto something...
_________________________________
because we're going
to open her up!
_________________________________
(ALL GASPING)
_________________________________
(ALL EXCLAIMING)

_________________________________

We need to find Mom and Dad.

Stay here.
_________________________________
I'm gonna search for them.

_________________________________

Wait! Who's gonna
watch Jack-Jack?
_________________________________

Suck it up. I won't be long.
_________________________________

Wait. Wait, but, but wait!
_________________________________

This is important.
They are in trouble.
_________________________________

It's up to us.
To us, understand?

_________________________________

Keep him amused but quiet!
_________________________________

Ugh.
_________________________________
-(CRYING)
-Shh! Quiet!
_________________________________
Huh?
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Jack-Jack?
_________________________________
(VIOLET GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Jack-Jack?
Jack-Jack!
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(YELPS)
_________________________________
(VIOLET GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(STRAINING)
_________________________________

Jack-Jack!
_________________________________

The mesmerized supers
know we're here...

_________________________________
but I found Mom and Dad...

Where's Jack-Jack?

_________________________________

You lost him?

I gave you one thing to do!
_________________________________

The tracker. Use the tracker.
_________________________________
(BEEPING)
_________________________________

He's going up?
_________________________________

-He's in an elevator.

-Let's go!
_________________________________

Hey, little baby.
Where are your parents?
_________________________________
(GROWLING)
_________________________________

And here they are, folks!
_________________________________

The supers who started

this whole thing.
_________________________________

EVELYN: I told you
they'd be there in time.
_________________________________

Hey, did you make them
new masks?
_________________________________

Yeah. Night vision,
et cetera...
_________________________________

They look good, right?
_________________________________

WOMAN: (ON TV) So simple,
even he can do it.
_________________________________

And we're back live in

three, two, one...
_________________________________

This is a momentous occasion.
_________________________________

We've all managed
to accomplish
_________________________________
something extraordinarily rare
in today's world.

_________________________________

We agree on something.
_________________________________
(ALL LAUGHING)
_________________________________

We agree to undo
a bad decision.
_________________________________

To make sure
_________________________________
a few extraordinarily
gifted members...

_________________________________

of the world's many countries

are treated fairly.
_________________________________

To invite them once again,

to use their gifts...
_________________________________
to benefit the world.
_________________________________

I thank all of you
_________________________________

for representing your nation's

commitment to superheroes.
_________________________________

With special thanks to
Ambassador Selick.
_________________________________

Yeah, it's okay.
Let her hear you.
_________________________________

Thank you.
Thank you so much!
_________________________________

WINSTON: Thank you,
Ambassador,
_________________________________

for your early
and very crucial support.
_________________________________

I can't think of anyone

more deserving than you...
_________________________________

to be the first signature
_________________________________
on the International
Superhero Accord.

_________________________________

-There it is!
-(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
_________________________________
(MUZAK PLAYING)
_________________________________
(JACK-JACK WHINING)

_________________________________

(GASPS) Holy cow!
_________________________________

I know he's on fire.

Just put him out.
_________________________________
(GIGGLING)

_________________________________
(GASPS) They're coming.
_________________________________

Is he okay to give him that?
_________________________________

I wasn't hearing
any better ideas.
_________________________________
(GIGGLING)
_________________________________
(WHINING)
_________________________________

No!
_________________________________

-(CRYING)
-Come on, Jack-Jack.
_________________________________
We have to go.
_________________________________

Cookie num-num?
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(JACK-JACK BABBLING)
_________________________________

-Mama, Mama.
-I see him. He's getting away!
_________________________________

Stand back.

_________________________________
-Darn it!

-He's heading for Mom.
_________________________________

It is done.
The world is super again.
_________________________________
(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________

Group photo. Come on.

Group photo, everyone.
_________________________________

Squeeze in. That's it.
Historic occasion.
_________________________________

Everyone, smile.
_________________________________

Go on phase two.
_________________________________

Years of mandated
hiding and silence

_________________________________
have made us bitter.
_________________________________

You bring us out
into the light...
_________________________________

only to clean up the messes
_________________________________
your lack
of discipline creates.

_________________________________

Your bodies
and your character are weak.
_________________________________

Your promises are empty,

and you will pay for it.
_________________________________

We no longer serve you.
_________________________________

We serve only us.

May the fittest survive.
_________________________________

Well, we, um...
_________________________________

Some very alarming
moments there...
_________________________________

before the, uh,
technical difficulties.
_________________________________

Please bear with us.

_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________

Mayday! Mayday!
Mayday!
_________________________________

Hold! Let him talk.
_________________________________

Superheroes have forcibly

taken the bridge. Repeat.
_________________________________

Now.
_________________________________
-(SCREAMS)
-(GROANS)
_________________________________

A little further.
_________________________________
Little further. Stop.

_________________________________
(JACK-JACK COOING)
_________________________________

What the... A baby?
_________________________________

Mom and Dad.
Uncle Lucius?
_________________________________

-My mama.
-Jack-Jack, no!
_________________________________
(BABBLING)
_________________________________

A super baby?
_________________________________
(GROWLS)
_________________________________
No, no, no!
_________________________________
Put him down!

_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________

-Grab her!
-No!
_________________________________

Hold Jack-Jack.
_________________________________
(ALL GRUNTING)
_________________________________
No!

_________________________________
-(GASPS)

-ELASTIGIRL: Hey, it's me!
_________________________________

Yeah, that's what I thought
last time.
_________________________________

-(JACK-JACK CALLING OUT)
-Kids, what are you...
_________________________________

You came for us?
_________________________________

Don't be mad.
_________________________________

Oh, sweetie,

how could I be mad?
_________________________________
I'm proud.

_________________________________

Not to break up
a tender moment,
_________________________________
but where are we?
_________________________________

Is this DEVTECH's ship?
_________________________________

Evelyn Deavor
controls the Screenslaver...
_________________________________

and until a second ago, us.
_________________________________

-(RUMBLES)
-Where's the crew?
_________________________________

AUTOMATED VOICE: Collision
detected. Correct course.

_________________________________
Uh-oh.
Did I do that?

_________________________________
Mom, the suit?

Try this.

_________________________________

Phase Three.
Go on Phase Three!
_________________________________

Why are the kids here?
You didn't go to the house?
_________________________________

I went to the house.
_________________________________
You didn't escape?

How did you not escape?
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BOTH: Hey! We just saved you!
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Escape? Escape from who?
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-(GROWLS)
-(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Those guys!
_________________________________
(YELLING)
_________________________________

What the...?
Jack-Jack has powers?
_________________________________

We know.
Fight now, talk later.
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(ALL GRUNTING)
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-(GROWLING)
-(GROANING)
_________________________________
-(VIOLET GASPS)
-(SCREECHES)
_________________________________
-(SCREECHES)
-(YELPS)
_________________________________
-(GROWLING)
-Jack-Jack.
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Laser eyes!
_________________________________
(VIOLET IMITATES LASER FIRING)
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-(SCREECHES)
-(YELPS)
_________________________________
Ah-ha!
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(BOTH GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Ugh.

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Come with me, Winston.
_________________________________

-Did I faint?

-You'll be safe here.
_________________________________

Safe? Safe from what?
_________________________________

Where are the diplomats?
The supers?
_________________________________

Still hypnotized.
_________________________________

(SIGHS) What have you done?
_________________________________

Evelyn, she's escaping.
_________________________________

Well, go after her.
Finish your mission.
_________________________________

I can't just go!

What about the kids?
_________________________________
-Jack-Jack, who's gonna...

-VIOLET: Mom!
_________________________________

Go. We've got this.
_________________________________

Voyd, come with me.
_________________________________

I'll go shut down the engine.
_________________________________

I'll try to slow the ship
from the bow.

_________________________________
Wait, someone's missing.

Where's the crusher guy?
_________________________________

Strap in now!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

It's for your own good.
_________________________________

No!
_________________________________

This is.
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
-(GRUNTS)
-(GROANING)
_________________________________

-We're too late.

-Get me up to the jet.
_________________________________
(YELPS)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
(EXHALES IN RELIEF)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

Hey, you did this.
Can you undo it?
_________________________________

You want me to un-crush?
_________________________________

What? No one's ever
asked for that?
_________________________________

No. To un-crush is silly.

Why un-crush?
_________________________________

To get into the engine room.
_________________________________
Oh, forget it.
We don't have enough time.

_________________________________

What if I said
to un-punch someone?
_________________________________

What do you do?
_________________________________

Welcome aboard, Elastigirl.
_________________________________

Although,
we haven't yet reached
_________________________________
our cruising altitude...

_________________________________

feel free to roam about
the cabin.
_________________________________

-(GROANS)
-Or just relax...
_________________________________
and let the cabin roam
about you.

_________________________________

I can't get
to the engine room!
_________________________________

We gotta do something!
_________________________________

Because trying to slow it down

ain't working.
_________________________________

Hey! What about
turning the boat?
_________________________________

BOTH: The steering's
been destroyed!

_________________________________
-Dash means from the outside!

-Yeah!
_________________________________

If we break off
one of the foils
_________________________________
and turn the rudder...

_________________________________

we can veer the ship
away from the city!

_________________________________

That might work.
_________________________________

I'll turn the front,
you turn the rear.

_________________________________
Using the rudder?
That's underwater.
_________________________________

How am I supposed to get...
_________________________________
All right.

Come on, kids.
_________________________________

Dad, I know
this is going to work.

_________________________________

But if it doesn't,
and we crash...
_________________________________

my shields are probably better

protection than the ship.
_________________________________

I should stay here.
With Jack-Jack.
_________________________________

That's my girl.
_________________________________

Remember, Bob,
we're both turning right!

_________________________________

EVELYN: You know what's sad?
_________________________________

If it weren't
for your core beliefs...
_________________________________

I think we could have been
good friends.
_________________________________

At least... (GASPING)
_________________________________
I have core beliefs.

_________________________________

We have breaking news...
_________________________________

While there is
still no radio contact,

_________________________________
the ship
has changed direction...
_________________________________

and is heading towards land

at a high rate of speed.
_________________________________

So, Dash...
_________________________________

I am going to the rudder.
_________________________________

Once I turn the ship,
you hit the pull up button.

_________________________________

-Okay, Dad.

-Now lower me down...
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

The reputations of superheroes
are ruined.
_________________________________

You will never
become legal. Ever.

_________________________________

Never?
_________________________________

(LAUGHS) No.
_________________________________

-Ever?

-No.
_________________________________

Not even a little
smidgee-widgee?
_________________________________

Oh, hypoxia.
_________________________________

When you don't have
enough oxygen,
_________________________________

-things seem really silly.
-(GASPING)
_________________________________

-(GASPING)
-Things get sillier
_________________________________
and sillier and then you die.

_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
I don't wanna die.
_________________________________

Ah, nobody does. (GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Really.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Not such
a bad way to go.
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(INHALING RAPIDLY)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(ALL GASP)

_________________________________

Everyone, we need to get
to the back of the ship.

_________________________________

All supers,
protect your ambassadors!
_________________________________

Follow.

_________________________________
Dad's been underwater
for too long.
_________________________________
(ALARM BLARING)

_________________________________

We gotta pull him up.
_________________________________

Wait. It's too soon.
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

I'm gonna press the button!
_________________________________

Not yet!
_________________________________
(METAL CREAKING)
_________________________________
(STRAINING)

_________________________________

It's turning. It's working.
_________________________________

-Now!

-Dash, now!

_________________________________

Save yourself. Make a chute.
_________________________________

-(MR. INCREDIBLE GRUNTS)
-Make a chute. Make a chute.
_________________________________
Make a chute!
_________________________________
-(ELASTIGIRL YELLS)
-(VOYD YELPS)

_________________________________

LUCIUS: Helen!
Brace yourselves!

_________________________________
Crash positions!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(ALL SIGHING)
_________________________________
Whoo.
_________________________________

(GASPS) I missed
Jack-Jack's first power?
_________________________________

Actually, you missed
the first 17.
_________________________________

-(ALL LAUGHING)
-ELASTIGIRL: Oh!
_________________________________
(JACK-JACK BABBLING)
_________________________________
(PEOPLE APPLAUDING)
_________________________________
(JACK-JACK GIGGLES)

_________________________________

The fact that you saved me

doesn't make you right.
_________________________________

But it does make you alive.
_________________________________

And I'm grateful for that.
_________________________________

I'm sorry,
but she'll go to prison.
_________________________________

Well, I'm sorry she's rich
_________________________________

and will probably get no more
than a slap on the wrist.

_________________________________

First of all, Violet,
I like you.
_________________________________

And who knows
what the future may bring...

_________________________________

but I have a good feeling

about all of you.
_________________________________

Hmm. Good feeling.
_________________________________

-Should we be worried?
-(MR. INCREDIBLE CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

You guys got the next shift.
I'm beat. Oh!

_________________________________

I saw what you did back there.

That was incredible!
_________________________________

No pun intended.
_________________________________

VIOLET: Sorry I had
to punch you.
_________________________________
(TIRES SCREECH)
_________________________________

Yeah, baby! My sweet ride!
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
-(ALL CHEERING)

_________________________________

And in recognition
of the extraordinary service
_________________________________
they have demonstrated...

_________________________________

the legal status
of superheroes
_________________________________

is hereby restored.
_________________________________
(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
(CHILDREN CHATTERING
IN DISTANCE)

_________________________________

You don't know me, do you?
_________________________________

No, I don't...
_________________________________
Wait.
_________________________________

Are you the girl
with the water?
_________________________________

I'm Violet Parr.

_________________________________
-I'm Tony.
-(CHUCKLING) Okay.
_________________________________
You split up into
separate groups and stuff...
_________________________________

-Tony, this is my mom.

-Pleased to meet you.

_________________________________
-This is my dad.

-BOB: Oh, we've met.
_________________________________

And this is embarrassing.
_________________________________

(IN BRITISH ACCENT)
Charmed, I'm sure.
_________________________________

-My little brother, Dash.
-(TOY SQUEAKS)
_________________________________

VIOLET: And the baby
is Jack-Jack.
_________________________________

I tried to limit it

to one parent.
_________________________________

We're all going to a movie,
too, Tony. Don't mind us.
_________________________________

BOB: We'll be sitting
_________________________________
on the other side
of the theater.

_________________________________

Not watching you.
_________________________________

(LAUGHING) He's kidding.
_________________________________
They are only dropping us off
at the theater.
_________________________________

They have other things to do.
_________________________________

So, you guys are close,
I guess.
_________________________________

-Yeah, I guess.

-We can get closer.
_________________________________

(LAUGHING) Bob.
_________________________________
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
_________________________________
-(GUNSHOTS)
-(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Stop! Let us out!
_________________________________

Here, large popcorn,
small soda.
_________________________________

Save me a seat, center,
about eight rows back.
_________________________________

I'll be back before
the previews are over.
_________________________________
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
♪ Here comes Elastigirl

_________________________________
♪ Stretching her arms
Elastigirl
_________________________________
♪ No one's beyond her reach
_________________________________
♪ Elastigirl
_________________________________
♪ Ah, Elastigirl

_________________________________
♪ Here comes Elastigirl

_________________________________
♪ Stretching her arms
Elastigirl
_________________________________
♪ No one's beyond her reach
_________________________________
♪ Ah, Elastigirl ♪
_________________________________
♪ Who's the cat
who's always chill
_________________________________
♪ When survival odds
are close to nil?
_________________________________
♪ Frozone
_________________________________
♪ Frozone
_________________________________
♪ Frozone
_________________________________
♪ Always chill
Always chill
_________________________________
♪ Frozone
_________________________________
♪ Ah
_________________________________
♪ Frozone
_________________________________
♪ So chill
So chill
_________________________________
♪ Talk about Frozone
_________________________________
♪ Frozone
_________________________________
♪ Frozone
_________________________________
♪ Frozone ♪
_________________________________
♪ Mr. Incredible
_________________________________
♪ Incredible
_________________________________
♪ Incredible
_________________________________
♪ Catching the bad guys
Pow, pow, pow
_________________________________
♪ Pow, pow, pow, pow, pow
_________________________________
♪ Mr. Incredible
_________________________________
♪ Incredible
_________________________________
♪ Incredible
_________________________________
♪ Punching the bad guys
_________________________________
♪ Pow, pow, pow, pow, pow ♪
_________________________________