Aladdin's PhilharMagic 2

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(CAMEL GRUNTS)
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(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
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(ELEPHANT TRUMPETING)
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Oh! In all my years,
never have I seen the streets
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so full of bustle and hustle,
and assorted commotion.
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Our princess is to wed.
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(EXCLAIMS)
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Wonderful!
And who's the lucky prince?
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Not a prince at all.
Just a no-account street rat!
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No way!
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Try it phonetically.
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It's Aladdin!
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Aw!
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Some of you don't believe.
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In color. (GIGGLES)
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(SINGING) There's a party her
in Agrabah
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There's excitement in the air
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People during in from near and far
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'Cause Jasmine and Aladdin
are gonna have a wedding
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There's a party here in Agrabah
Everybody will be there
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So if you're a pauper or a shah
Do something with your hair
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You mustn't wear
an outfit that's naughty
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A turban that's unravelling
just won't do
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No earrings that are tasteless or gaudy
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You're gonna look gorgeous
when I get through
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(IMITATING TOULOUSE-LAUTREC)
There's a party here in Agrabah
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So I'm going to paint the town
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If you want to see what colors are
Follow me around
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ALL: Aladdin's getting married
and it's gonna be
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The wedding of the century
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My buddy's getting married
and you're gonna see
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Just how much I can do
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You've heard of
your safari bar mitzvahs
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You've all been to a luau sweet 16
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Well, none of them compare
to what this is!
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The food'll be disgusting!
By evening you'll be busting
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There's a party here in Agrabah
and it's got us all aglow
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(IMITATING ROCKY BALBOA)
If a street rat could've come so far
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Maybe I could do it
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(IMITATING DON KING)
Sure, there's nothing to it
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There's a party here in Agrabah
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But we're not sure that we'll go
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For although the bride is la-di-dah
The groom is awfully low
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(IMITATING WALTER CRONKITE)
And now we take you
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down to the palace,
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where everyone has celebrated
all night along.
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Without Jafar and all of his malice
Everybody's happy!
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What could possibly go wrong?
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There's a party here in Agrabah
and we're gonna rob 'em blind
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While they're all munching caviar
Create a small disturbance
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I'll sneak up from behind
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There's a party here in Agrabah
and the loot is pouring in
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I like this wedding stuff so far
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Maybe if I'm pleasant
I'll get to keep a present
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We've ordered just
a few tasteful flowers
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And valets who'll carefully park for you
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The bridesmaids
have been dressing for hours
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Girls, you look just lovely
And so grown-up, too
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There's a party here in Agrabah
Guests are filling up the room
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But there's something missing
Yes, ah-ha
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Where is the groom?
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(GROANS)
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Hello.
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Somebody's gonna be late
for his own wedding!
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Hold on, Genie.
There's something I need.
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I gotcha.
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It's a bachelor party, big boy!
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None for you.
You're the designated flyer.
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No. This is for the wedding.
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Well, that's...
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(IMITATING WOODY ALLEN)
That's a nice dagger.
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Interesting nuptial accessory.
It's a bit sharp.
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It belonged to my father.
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Your father?
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You never said a word
about your father.
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I've got to let the caterer know!
Chicken or sea bass?
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He's not coming to the wedding.
He died a long time ago.
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Sorry.
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That's okay.
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I never knew him.
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Maybe if I did, I'd feel ready for this.
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Al, are you getting cold feet?
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(SIGHS) No, Genie. It's just that...
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I've always been a street rat,
stealing what I need to survive,
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running from the guards,
living my life alone.
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(CHITTERING)
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I'm taking a big step today
into a new world.
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Today's topic,
fears of the future family man.
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Al from Agrabah, share with us.
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I never had a father to show me
how to raise a family.
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No role model. Get a little deeper.
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What do I know about families?
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Genie, what if I'm no good at it?
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(SIGHS) If my father were here...
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Al, little buddy, if your father were here,
he'd be as proud of you as I am.
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I just wish he could see this.
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(SINGING) There's a party here
in Agrabah
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And the party's all for me
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Just look, you guys, at where we are
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And how our dreams have come to be
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There's a party here in Agrabah
and I can't believe it's true
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After all this waiting, here we are
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We'll finally get to say, "I do"
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I never, ever had a real family
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I never, ever had a real, true friend
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BOTH: Someone who could
just understand me
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Hey, come on, Aladdin!
This mush has gotta end!
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There's a party here in Agrabah
and it's starting right away
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Let's get you dressed
'cause you're the star
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Hey, come on
It's your wedding day
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ALL: Aladdin's getting married
and it's gonna be
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The wedding of the century
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Amazing how Aladdin
could've come so far
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They're finally getting married!
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Look at all these presents!
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We're finally getting married.
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(CHITTERS)
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I'm finally getting married!
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They're finally getting married
At the party in Agrabah
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There's a party in Agrabah
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A party going on now! Gotta party!
Gotta party! Help me!
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I can't stop myself!
Somebody rub the lamp!
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Somebody rub the lamp!
You know I feel it!
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That's enough.
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Why do you walk in the open
while I suffocate like an animal?
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Someone has to keep
a cool head, Sa'luk.
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Someone will have no head
if this is another wild goose chase.
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The oracle is the real thing.
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This time I'm sure.
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(IMITATING ROBIN LEACH)
Hello, and welcome to
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Lifestyles of the Rich and Magical.
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That's right, we're taking you
to the marriage of the millennium.
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And who's this coming
on the lovely stretch camel?
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Oh, it's Cleopatra and Caesar,
and they're bringing a salad.
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How wonderful!
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Look, there's Osiris. Osiris!
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Osiris, can we have a word with you?
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(SCREECH)
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Oh, no, the crowd is parting.
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Who's coming? it's Moses!
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-And your name is?
-I'm Thor.
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-You're Thor?
-Well, it hurts.
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Once again, this whole broadcast
has been brought to you by sand!
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It's everywhere. Get used to it.
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Come on. Come on.
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I can see fine from back here.
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It's Aladdin.
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Look, there's one thing
I get sentimental about,
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and I'm sitting on it.
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The loot, monkey. The loot.
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Bad news, Al. The boutonnieres clash
with the cummerbunds.
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Genie, isn't it a little late for that?
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What? What are you trying to say?
Out with it! What? What?
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(NERVOUS CHUCKLE)
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They're here.
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Oh, no!
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I'm late.
I'm late for a very important date.
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ALL: Your Majesty.
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Your Majesty.
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(CHITTERING)
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(LAUGHS)
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Don't look so solemn, boy.
This is a happy day.
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Oh, look. It's a Kodiak moment.
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(ROARS)
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Put that bear out of here.
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Oh!
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Wow!
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Oh, yeah!
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I never thought this day would come.
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Now I'm afraid
that it has come all too soon.
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Oh, Father.
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You distract the guards.
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Part of your plan?
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A large part.
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It's time.
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(EXCLAIMS)
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(GRUNTS)
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It's all so magical.
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I'm not gonna cry. I'm not.
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Oh! Sorry.
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-Well, we're here.
-Together forever.
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(GRUNTING)
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Let me be the point man.
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I thought the earth wasn't supposed
to move until the honeymoon.
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Oh, my word!
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(TRUMPETING)
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Stampede!
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(ALL CLAMORING)
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What is going on here?
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Come here, monkey boy!
You were almost Dumbo toe jam.
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They trampled the carpet!
That's a little redundant.
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So this isn't a bad day for you, really,
is it?
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It is an attack.
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Not in this palace!
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(TRUMPETING)
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I think we're gonna have
a little problem with leaks.
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(SCREAMS)
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It must be here somewhere.
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Meet your match, Zorro!
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Good birdie. Polly want a little...
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Say "cracker"
and I'll let you have it on principle!
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You have a lot of spirit.
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And a lot of mouth.
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(GRUNTING)
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(LAUGHS)
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(EVIL LAUGH)
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-They fight like demons.
-Worse than demons.
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These are the Forty Thieves.
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Really? I get 39.
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Forty.
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Where is it?
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Ah! At last.
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(GRUNTS)
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Can I see your invitation?
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Stay out of my way, boy,
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and you won't get hurt!
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Fool! You don't stand a chance
against the King of Thieves!
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When I get up, I'll bow to you!
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(GROANS)
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That was for ruining my wedding.
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(BOTH GASP)
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(BOTH GRUNTING)
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(ALL SHOUTING)
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(THUD)
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I guess there's really no point
to this now.
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(MARTIAL ARTS YELLS)
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(GRUNTS)
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(ALL GASP)
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(ELEPHANT TRUMPETING)
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Freeze, sandbags!
Don't make me use the other end!
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(BOTH YELLING)
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(IMITATING FORREST GUMP)
Mama always said,
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"Magic is as magic does."
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Cassim said nothing
about facing the powers of a genie.
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Get the others out of here.
We'll leave the King to his plan.
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Where's the King of Thieves?
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I'll see you again, boy.
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Ooh!
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This is not my fault.
This was not built to code.
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Good luck getting back
the catering deposit.
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-Oh, my!
-Fear not, O father of the bride.
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We can rebuild!
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SULTAN: Oh, please do.
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We can't have a wedding
without a pavilion.
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All right, a wedding pavilion it is,
my man.
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Hey, I wanna see some résumés
on these guys.
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And don't let the one with the beak
near any power tool.
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Yes, yes, Genie, whatever it takes.
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I am sorry about all this, Jasmine.
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Daughter?
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What were they after, the gifts?
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Not all the gifts. This is
what the King of Thieves wanted.
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With all the other great stuff,
why go for this thing?
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ORACLE: Your question
is mine to answer.
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The King of Thieves sought my sight
to find the ultimate treasure.
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Did someone say "treasure"?
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Genie?
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Oh. It looks like an oracle.
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I see all that has been,
and all that will be.
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Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
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Definitely an oracle.
Tells the future. Uh-oh.
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Girlfriend, where were you registered?
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Okay, you know all, so tell all.
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Where is the treasure?
You know the ultimate one.
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I am bound by the rule of one.
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One question, one answer.
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I only want one answer!
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Where is the ultimate treasure?
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You have already asked
your one question.
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You mean before?
Oh, that wasn't a question.
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That was thinking out loud.
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Very loud.
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Aladdin, we could learn anything
about our lives, our future.
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You have but to ask.
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I know what my future is.
My future is you.
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But my past is a blank.
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My mother died when I was just a kid,
and I never even knew my father.
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I have no idea where I come from.
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Your question is your choice,
but remember the rule of one.
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Choose carefully.
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Sure, she warns him
about the one question thing. Hey!
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I don't think you can help me.
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My past isn't just one question,
it's a million questions.
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But mere questions about your past
can be answered by your father.
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My father?
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My father is alive?
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JASMINE: Abu?
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Where's Aladdin?
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(CHITTERING)
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How long has he been up there?
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Aladdin?
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Are you all right?
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What's wrong?
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I always wanted to know about
my father, but just now I'm not so sure.
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What kind of man leaves his son?
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Did he even care? (SIGHS)
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Maybe I don't want to know.
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Yes, you do.
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How can you be so sure?
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Because I already know him.
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Because I know you.
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(SINGING) You showed me the world
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When I was all locked up inside
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You reached out your hand
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And took me on a magic carpet ride
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One look at your smile
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And I could see the light
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Shining everywhere
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People like you
don't come out of thin air
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Oh, Jasmine.
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You don't understand
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There is so much that you don't see
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Just think, if you can
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What growing up
had to be like for me
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Your father's a man
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Who taught you who you are
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Mine was never there
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So how can you say
I don't come out of thin air?
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There's so much I want to know
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You've got the chance to learn
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If it means I'd have to go
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I'll be right here when you return
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-Our wedding can wait
-I love you
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-I think it's worth this small delay
-Maybe you're right
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And won't it be great
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To have your father see
our wedding day
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-I've waited so long to learn the truth
-It isn't too late
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-And now at last we can finally say
-And now at last we can finally say
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Your father is really there
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There's so much that we might share
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And you'll finally learn
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-You don't come out of thin air
-Don't come out of thin air
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Have you chosen your question?
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I have.
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Then ask.
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Where is my father?
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Follow the trail of the Forty Thieves.
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Your father is trapped
within their world.
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The Forty Thieves? Is he hurt?
How long has he been their prisoner?
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I'm sorry.
I can only answer one question.
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It's up to me.
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Take as long as you need.
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I'll be back in time for our wedding.
I promise.
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IAGO: I should've stayed with the genie.
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Manual labor beats danger any day.
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(ABU CHITTERING)
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Good. The trail's still fresh.
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There.
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IAGO: Definitely should've stayed
with the genie.
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(IAGO YELPS)
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(HORSE WHINNIES)
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Shh...
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(SIGHS)
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Well, they have nowhere to go.
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-We got 'em trapped.
-We?
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They are 40 thieves.
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We are you, a rug, a monkey, and me.
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Wait, don't count me.
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They're just standing there.
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(WHINNYING)
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Open sesame!
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(RUMBLING)
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(URGES HORSE)
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(ALL GRUNTING)
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Let's move!
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(IAGO SCREAMING)
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Hang on!
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(GROANS)
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I know, Carpet. It's incredible. What?
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How bad is it?
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(IAGO GROANS)
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(EXCLAIMS)
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This is attractive.
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Come on.
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Hey!
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(IAGO EXCLAIMING)
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You wanna not hold up traffic?
I wanna get in, get out, and go home.
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Actually, I wouldn't mind
skipping right to the "go home."
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SA'LUK: We could've had all of the loot
at the wedding,
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(SHUSHING)
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but we followed the King's plan.
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This is what we have to show
for our trouble in Agrabah.
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-Nothing!
-THIEF: Yeah! I agree.
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-This ought to be good.
-Sa'luk is truly ticked.
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Your time draws to a close, Cassim.
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Cassim? My father.
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If you're talking about spilling my blood,
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well, I just don't see that happening.
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Then let me open your eyes.
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(GRUNTS)
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Run! I've got him.
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I'm Aladdin.
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-You're my father!
-(GASPS)
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THIEF: His father?
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SA'LUK: I don't know
about your father, boy,
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but I'll send you to meet
your other ancestors.
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Let him go. The boy is my son.
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(ALL GASP)
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I gave this dagger to my wife years ago.
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I told her to give it
to our newborn son, Aladdin.
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It's true?
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Oh! The boy is the son
of the King of Thieves.
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You are the King of Thieves?
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Like it or not, boy, we are blood.
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Look at you.
I thought I'd never see you again.
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Has it been so long?
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Blood or mud, the boy is an intruder,
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and we have rules about intruders.
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THIEF 1: Sa'luk is right.
THIEF 2: He knows our secrets.
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THIEF 3: I hate intruders.
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THIEF 4: Hey, me, too.
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He has found our secret lair.
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He has seen too much.
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He must die.
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-THIEVES: Yes!
-(EVIL LAUGH)
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They must all die.
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Die?
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He's your son. I'm his friend.
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Cast a vote for mercy here!
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Yes, Cassim,
mercy would be so like you.
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Soft and weak.
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(THIEVES MURMURING)
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THIEF 1: Maybe Sa'luk
should be king.
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THIEF 2: Maybe Sa'luk
should be king.
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Kill him.
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(THIEVES EXCLAMING)
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Or the boy could...
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Yes, the boy could... No.
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-What? What? The boy could what?
-THIEF 3: Speak.
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Nothing. Probably a bad idea.
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Let's hear it!
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Well, it seems to me that...
Oh! Never mind.
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-What?
-THIEF 4: No, please!
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The boy could face the challenge.
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-That's right, the challenge!
-(ALL EXCLAIMING)
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That's that.
My son shall face the challenge.
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And I shall be the one to test him.
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-THIEVES: Yeah!
-A test, huh? Ah, that's not so bad.
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Maybe it'll be multiple choice.
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(CHITTERING)
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Escape? Not likely.
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Our ride home is grounded,
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and Al...
Well, it's been nice knowing him.
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What's going on, Dad?
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Oh, the challenge is simple enough.
Only one man survives.
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You're my son. You'll be that man.
Knock him dead, kid.
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Seriously.
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(GRUNTS)
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(CHEERING)
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(BOTH GASPING)
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(GROANS)
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No!
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(GROANS)
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(SIGHS IN RELIEF)
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(SCREAMING)
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(THUNDER RUMBLING)
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I thought our side won!
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-Look, I... I didn't mean...
-THIEVES: Get him!
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Take him to the King!
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(THIEVES CLAMORING)
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IAGO: Look, I don't even
know him, okay?
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You killed Sa'luk.
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The code of the Forty Thieves
is very clear on this point.
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You're in.
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ALL: Hooray! Hooray!
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-(SINGING) Congratulation, bub
-You've joined the club
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And everybody here agrees
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We got the finest blend
of nearly-honest men
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Welcome to the Forty Thieves
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A fraternity of thugs that you can trust
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There's nothing up our 80 sleeves
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-Got lots of grub to share
-Pull up an easy chair
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Welcome to the Forty Thieves
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Now you get to lie and cheat
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Never have to brush your teeth
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But we always aim to please
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-Care for one another
-You'll never miss your mother
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Oh, I love you guys.
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Scheming up a scam out on the lam
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Taking whatever we please
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-And if you like to lurk
-You're gonna love this work
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Welcome to the Forty Thieves
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(SCREAMS)
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Welcome to the Forty Thieves
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Together we're the perfect team
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Larceny is in the genes
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Dare to share the family dream
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Live a life of leisure
Counting all your treasure
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As an honorary member
of the gang
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That no one alive ever leaves
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You gotta snatch and sneak
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Or else your future's bleak
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We got a lifetime contract
that you're bound to keep
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You wanna save your skin
You'd better fit right in
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Well, well, welcome to the...
Well, well, welcome to the...
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Forty
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Thieves
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(GROANS)
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(SIGHS)
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Hmm...
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Boy. And I thought I was blue.
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You would know if Aladdin is in trouble,
wouldn't you?
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(SIGHS DEEPLY) I thought
he'd be back by now.
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Al will be back.
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Listen to Genie, dear. Genie knows.
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You've got to get your mind
off this incessant waiting.
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Here's a sure-fire way to cheer up
a bummed-out bride-to-be.
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A heaping helping
of matrimonial magic.
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(HORN HONKS)
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Hey, that's no good.
What the wedding needs is a theme.
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It needs a groom, too,
but let's work with what we have.
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Genie!
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(CHUCKLES) It's a joke. I do that.
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Okay, let's see.
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This'll be the second wedding
for both of you.
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I'm thinking we need something
a little more simple,
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a little more elegant, and less gray.
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(TRUMPETING)
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Did it, done it, own it.
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I'm gonna throw some colors at you.
Mauve, teal, and salmon.
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What do you like beside the salmon?
_________________________________
Okay, Madonna!
_________________________________
Don't keep it. Just put that in the mix.
Wink. Okay.
_________________________________
I see lasers! It's a miracle!
_________________________________
(MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
He believes! He believes!
_________________________________
Thank you very much.
_________________________________
(LAUGHS) I don't think so.
_________________________________
Très gauche, right?
_________________________________
Hmm...
_________________________________
Maybe you could elope.
_________________________________
No, you cantaloupe.
But, oh, honeydew!
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
I don't know whether
to put it under props or produce.
_________________________________
Please don't squeeze the tires.
They're not ripe.
_________________________________
And how about that gown?
_________________________________
Whether you're dancing with dwarfs,
or simply biting the apple,
_________________________________
it says, "I'm a princess for now."
_________________________________
-Genie.
-Hey, it's synergy.
_________________________________
The marketing guys are very excited.
It tests really well.
_________________________________
Thank you, Genie.
I'm sure it will be wonderful.
_________________________________
And thanks for cheering me up.
_________________________________
(GIGGLES)
_________________________________
(IMITATING BING CROSBY)
I'm sure Ali Baba and the boy
_________________________________
are on the road to Agrabah right now.
_________________________________
Isn't that right, Bob?
_________________________________
(IMITATING BOB HOPE)
That's right, Bing.
_________________________________
How about this town? Is it wild or what?
_________________________________
It's like one giant sand trap,
and me without my wedgie.
_________________________________
Hey, let's give a big hand
for Brooke Shields.
_________________________________
CASSIM: I find my son
and lose my enemy.
_________________________________
You did your old man proud, Aladdin.
_________________________________
I was just trying to stay alive.
_________________________________
Huh! If you didn't fight,
you would've been killed.
_________________________________
So says the code of the Forty Thieves.
_________________________________
Does this code have any rules
that don't end in death?
_________________________________
It's a strict code.
_________________________________
But there is one thing that I added.
_________________________________
We never hurt the innocent.
_________________________________
Uh, for future reference,
_________________________________
I'm as innocent
as the day I was hatched.
_________________________________
Oh, brother!
_________________________________
My men don't even know
about this place.
_________________________________
Listen, boy, there is a treasure,
_________________________________
the ultimate treasure.
_________________________________
Compared to this,
a pharaoh's tomb is a pauper's grave,
_________________________________
a sultan's fortune
nothing but lunch money.
_________________________________
And I am this close to it.
_________________________________
That's tantalizingly close.
_________________________________
But it's on an island
that is never in the same place twice.
_________________________________
The Vanishing Isle.
_________________________________
That would be a problem.
_________________________________
-What is this ultimate treasure?
-The big one, boy.
_________________________________
The Hand of Midas.
_________________________________
-It's just a myth.
-It's not a myth, boy!
_________________________________
It was once right here.
Look, there's your proof.
_________________________________
From stern to stem,
every piece of rigging,
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
every peg and board, all of it,
solid gold!
_________________________________
(CHITTERS)
_________________________________
Adopt me, daddy-o!
_________________________________
-Touched by the Hand of Midas.
-And sunk by it.
_________________________________
You don't understand.
_________________________________
You don't know
what it's like to have nothing,
_________________________________
to stare up at the palace
and know you deserve more,
_________________________________
to be called "street rat."
_________________________________
Yes, I do.
_________________________________
I knew exactly
what I wanted for my family, the best.
_________________________________
I couldn't give up,
and go back empty-handed.
_________________________________
But the weeks turned into months
and the months turned into years.
_________________________________
I came back to Agrabah one night,
_________________________________
but I couldn't find my wife, or my son.
_________________________________
I thought my family was lost forever.
_________________________________
At that moment, I would've traded
anything to get your mother back.
_________________________________
ALADDIN: We never wanted gold.
_________________________________
We wanted you.
_________________________________
I wanted a father. I still do.
_________________________________
Come to my wedding.
_________________________________
This time, you have an invitation.
_________________________________
Aladdin, I just don't know.
_________________________________
Dad, I'm not going back
to Agrabah until morning.
_________________________________
At least think about it?
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
Aladdin may never understand,
but it just wouldn't work.
_________________________________
I don't belong in his world.
_________________________________
The oracle doesn't belong
in his world, either.
_________________________________
It belongs in the hands
of two enterprising treasure hunters,
_________________________________
you and me.
_________________________________
The oracle.
It's probably just another dead end.
_________________________________
It works! That's how the kid found you.
_________________________________
-It knows everything.
-Everything?
_________________________________
And I know where they stashed it.
_________________________________
Cassim, we are talking about
the wedding of your only son.
_________________________________
It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
_________________________________
How can I pass it up?
_________________________________
SA'LUK: Captain, over here.
_________________________________
Show yourself!
_________________________________
You're alone. Good.
_________________________________
So you are the one with information
about the Forty Thieves?
_________________________________
What would you say if I handed you
the King of Thieves?
_________________________________
I'd say, "What's in it for you?"
_________________________________
I'll just sleep better knowing
that he's off the streets
_________________________________
and on the executioner's block.
_________________________________
Everyone knows that
the King of Thieves cannot be taught.
_________________________________
What miracle do you possess?
_________________________________
Two words that will make you
Agrabah's greatest hero.
_________________________________
"Open sesame."
_________________________________
-Hop on, Dad.
-Oh, no.
_________________________________
It's a rug. You sweep dirt under it.
You don't fly on it. At least I don't.
_________________________________
Don't be afraid. It's fun.
_________________________________
I am not afraid!
_________________________________
Now get off that thing
before you break your neck.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) I trust Carpet with my life.
_________________________________
Give him time. He'll come around.
_________________________________
We'll take horses.
_________________________________
Horses were good enough for my father,
and his father before him,
_________________________________
and they were always good enough
for me.
_________________________________
He sounds like a father, all right.
_________________________________
Uh-huh.
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
This is the spot, men.
_________________________________
-But there is nothing here.
-Now.
_________________________________
But watch.
_________________________________
Open caraway!
_________________________________
There is still nothing here.
_________________________________
When I get a hold of that no-good...
_________________________________
But I thought you said
it was "open sesame."
_________________________________
(RUMBLING)
_________________________________
Easy.
_________________________________
(HORSES WHINNYING)
_________________________________
-Looks like Genie has everything ready.
-Yeah. Uh-huh.
_________________________________
Genie?
_________________________________
You have a genie?
Have you used all three wishes yet?
_________________________________
Oh, please, don't go into it.
It's just too painful.
_________________________________
Al, you're back! And your front!
_________________________________
-You're both here!
-That's great, Genie.
_________________________________
Security's tight.
_________________________________
-No big crowd. Immediate family only.
-Perfect, because this is my...
_________________________________
No lowlifes this time,
other than the parrot, of course.
_________________________________
-Observe.
-(BEEPS)
_________________________________
You have violated the perimeter
of the Aladdin and Jasmine wedding.
_________________________________
Prepared to be vaporized. Thank you.
_________________________________
Armed and dangerous.
_________________________________
I'd like to see
one of those Forty Thieves
_________________________________
get within an inch of your wedding.
_________________________________
Allow me to introduce...
_________________________________
The King of Thieves.
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
All units, we have a code red.
_________________________________
Code red! Code red!
_________________________________
Code red! Code red! Code red!
Code red!
_________________________________
Code red! Code red!
_________________________________
(CLAMORING)
_________________________________
Code red! Code red! Code red!
Code red! Code red!
_________________________________
(IN IRISH ACCENT)
Come on, boys. Follow me.
_________________________________
(BAGPIPES PLAYING)
_________________________________
Cavalry, forward!
_________________________________
ALL: Code red! Code red! Code red!
_________________________________
-Geronimo!
-Arapaho!
_________________________________
-Navajo!
-Pocahontas.
_________________________________
Code red! Code red! Code red!
Code red! Code red!
_________________________________
GENIE: Do not attempt to move,
or we'll be shooting ourselves.
_________________________________
-Genie!
-Back off, Al.
_________________________________
This creep's got a yellow sheet
as long as my arm.
_________________________________
Genie, meet my dad.
_________________________________
Stand down, men.
Smoke 'em if you got 'em.
_________________________________
If you're Al's dad,
and the King of Thieves,
_________________________________
-I just want to know one thing.
-Yeah?
_________________________________
Will you be having
the chicken or the sea bass?
_________________________________
Come on, Dad.
_________________________________
I can't wait for you to meet Jasmine
and the Sultan.
_________________________________
Al, don't you think we ought to lose
the "Agrabah's Most Wanted" look?
_________________________________
What's wrong with the way I look?
_________________________________
When you're here,
you're not the King of Thieves.
_________________________________
You're my dad.
_________________________________
Hmm. I had more practice
being the King of Thieves.
_________________________________
Oh, come on. Enough of this dark past.
_________________________________
Let's roll out something a little new.
_________________________________
(SINGING) It's a big, bright,
beautiful future
_________________________________
Thank your lucky stars you're alive
_________________________________
You got someone special to talk to
_________________________________
A friend that you can trust for life
_________________________________
You've been on your own
with no family ties
_________________________________
But those solo days are done
_________________________________
You'll be two of a kind
spending quality time together
_________________________________
As father and son
_________________________________
Building model ships
_________________________________
Taking fishing trips
_________________________________
Working hand in hand
_________________________________
Painting the palace, mowing the sand
_________________________________
First and ten to go, with your daddy-o
_________________________________
Once you break the ice
_________________________________
(IMITATING ALBERT EINSTEIN)
You can postulate paternal advice
_________________________________
I see you're traveling
at the speed of light.
_________________________________
That's the theory of relatives.
_________________________________
It's a fine, fantabulous future
_________________________________
I see fruit on the family tree
_________________________________
You'll be great
as a grumpy old grandpa
_________________________________
Bouncing babies on your knee
_________________________________
You can fall asleep
on the comfy couch
_________________________________
After playing one-on-one
_________________________________
Dreaming back-to-back
that you walloped the Shaq
_________________________________
Together as father and son
_________________________________
May be a bumpy ride
_________________________________
We'll make it side-by-side
_________________________________
(CLANK)
_________________________________
Good afternoon.
I'll be your travel guide!
_________________________________
Move over, laddie
Make room for Daddy
_________________________________
Got a whole new shoulder to cry on
_________________________________
Take a chance now
Give it a spin
_________________________________
You've had chums
for palling around with
_________________________________
But you never had a friend like him
_________________________________
Put your checkered past
behind you now
_________________________________
No more living on the run
_________________________________
Face the big, bright, beautiful future
_________________________________
-Together
-Together
_________________________________
As father and son
_________________________________
My boy Aladdin must've been born
under a lucky star
_________________________________
to find such a treasure.
_________________________________
You are most definitely
Aladdin's father.
_________________________________
And I have the DNA to prove it.
_________________________________
It must have been dreadful,
trapped by the Forty Thieves.
_________________________________
Uh-oh.
_________________________________
I try to block out the memories.
_________________________________
Say no more.
Not another word on the subject.
_________________________________
Yes, let's turn our attention
to happier thoughts.
_________________________________
-The blessed union of our children.
-(GRUNTS) Indeed.
_________________________________
It worked, Genie. They love him.
_________________________________
It was the hat. Nothing does
the trick like a smart chapeau.
_________________________________
It's more than that.
_________________________________
CASSIM: Ah! To be back
amongst civilized people.
_________________________________
-Back among family.
-All he needed was a second chance.
_________________________________
CASSIM: It's a miracle.
_________________________________
You'll pay for this!
_________________________________
-You sold us out!
-THIEF: My nose!
_________________________________
He's not in there!
_________________________________
You didn't capture the King of Thieves?
_________________________________
Because he was not at the hideout!
_________________________________
He had to be there.
Where else would he be?
_________________________________
Apologies, Captain Razoul.
_________________________________
-What?
-What?
_________________________________
The Sultan said he won't be able to
sentence your prisoners until tomorrow.
_________________________________
What's more important
than sentencing my prisoners?
_________________________________
Why, the wedding.
_________________________________
Princess Jasmine and Aladdin
are finally getting married.
_________________________________
Aladdin? You didn't capture Aladdin
with the others?
_________________________________
Why would he be
with the Forty Thieves?
_________________________________
Because his father
is the King of Thieves!
_________________________________
Where can he be?
I do hope nothing's wrong.
_________________________________
Perhaps we should dispatch
a search party?
_________________________________
Now, Father, I'm sure he's on his way.
_________________________________
Where is he?
_________________________________
Hakuna matata.
_________________________________
Whoa. I was having
an out-of-movie experience.
_________________________________
My guess is he wants
to make an entrance.
_________________________________
Here's the monkey's lock picks.
_________________________________
You know how to use 'em?
_________________________________
I promise you, bird,
after this I go straight.
_________________________________
Straight to the dungeon.
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
We've been expecting you.
_________________________________
Do you think something is wrong?
_________________________________
Genie, can you find him?
_________________________________
I'll sniff him out.
_________________________________
(SNIFFING)
_________________________________
I need a scrap of his clothes,
or a lock of his hair, or a shoe.
_________________________________
A shoe's good. (GASPS)
_________________________________
-(BOTH GASP)
-(CHITTERING)
_________________________________
Razoul, what is the meaning of this?
_________________________________
Your Majesty,
meet the King of Thieves.
_________________________________
-Dad!
-We seized him in the treasury.
_________________________________
He was after this again.
_________________________________
No.
_________________________________
And this is his accomplice.
_________________________________
Big misunderstanding!
_________________________________
It's a slap on the wrist
and community service kind of thing.
_________________________________
Now I know why you really came back.
_________________________________
Your father is the leader
of the Forty Thieves?
_________________________________
This is most... (MUMBLES)
_________________________________
Aladdin, did you know?
_________________________________
I thought I could change him.
I had to try.
_________________________________
You can change my clothes, Aladdin.
You can't change who I am.
_________________________________
And the law is crystal clear
on what we must now do.
_________________________________
Father, isn't there another way?
_________________________________
I'm afraid there is not.
Take the prisoners to the dungeon.
_________________________________
Dungeon?
_________________________________
For life.
_________________________________
Life?
_________________________________
There are some wishes
that even I can't make come true.
_________________________________
The oracle was right.
_________________________________
My dad was trapped
in the world of the Forty Thieves.
_________________________________
Trapped by his own greed.
_________________________________
I was so stupid to think
I could change him.
_________________________________
Trying to show him
a better life wasn't stupid, Al.
_________________________________
(MUTTERING) Leaving him alone
with the parrot, that was stupid.
_________________________________
Everything was perfect
before he came into my life.
_________________________________
I just want things the way they were.
_________________________________
Genie, I need my father's clothes.
_________________________________
(LAUGHS) Al, what,
did you wrap the turban too tight?
_________________________________
Come on! Why you wanna dress
in the King of Thieves ensemble?
_________________________________
Might I suggest something
that doesn't actually say, "Arrest me!"
_________________________________
ALADDIN: It fits. Good.
_________________________________
I'm seeing... I'm seeing nothing
for your future if you dress like this!
_________________________________
I'm breaking my father
out of that dungeon.
_________________________________
The guards will never know I was there.
_________________________________
Tonight, the King of Thieves will
make his most miraculous escape ever.
_________________________________
Out of my life!
_________________________________
It's the cape talking, isn't it?
_________________________________
(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________
(MUFFLED GROAN)
_________________________________
Since he's captured the King of
Thieves, there's no living with Razoul.
_________________________________
Well, it wasn't exactly easy
living with him before.
_________________________________
(KEYS JINGLING)
_________________________________
(DOOR OPENING)
_________________________________
-Who?
-I've come to say goodbye.
_________________________________
-Why are you...
-We don't have much time.
_________________________________
While the guards chase me,
you get out.
_________________________________
-I can't let you...
-Forget it.
_________________________________
They can't catch me.
_________________________________
He even sounds like me.
_________________________________
When the Sultan gives me my clue,
_________________________________
I'll put the good word in for you,
the little people who...
_________________________________
It can't be.
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
RAZOUL: He was here. I know it.
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
FAZAL: The King of Thieves!
_________________________________
No man could've escaped that cell.
_________________________________
He isn't a man, I say. He's a demon!
_________________________________
I want him, dead or alive.
_________________________________
Surround the block!
_________________________________
He's close. I can feel it.
_________________________________
GUARD 1: Well, which way did he go?
GUARD 2: I don't see him.
_________________________________
GUARD 1: Look over there. Hurry!
_________________________________
There! The King of Thieves on the roof!
_________________________________
RAZOUL: Get up there!
Now! Now! Now!
_________________________________
(BOTH GRUNTING)
_________________________________
FAZAL: Found him!
HAKIM: Lost him.
_________________________________
GUARD 1: Which way did he go?
GUARD 2: I heard him over there.
_________________________________
GUARD 1: Over there!
GUARD 3: There!
_________________________________
RAZOUL: Gotcha!
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
The King of Thieves.
_________________________________
Your charmed life is over,
Your Majesty!
_________________________________
You!
_________________________________
Yes.
_________________________________
Well, I guess I'll have
to settle for the Prince of Thieves.
_________________________________
We shall see if the Sultan
wants you in his family now.
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
Keep your hands off my son!
_________________________________
-Dad?
-Hurry, Son. We must move.
_________________________________
(WHINNYING)
_________________________________
Did we lose him?
_________________________________
I don't know,
but I did lose my lunch back there.
_________________________________
They won't be able to pick up our trail
till daylight.
_________________________________
By then,
we'll be long gone from Agrabah.
_________________________________
I'm sorry for what you lost.
_________________________________
But you can't go back now.
_________________________________
You know that. What are you doing?
_________________________________
I'm not going with you.
_________________________________
I can't.
_________________________________
Well, you can't go back.
_________________________________
The moment they saw your face,
your life in Agrabah was over.
_________________________________
I have to go back. Jasmine is there.
_________________________________
Kid, it's over. You're a criminal now.
_________________________________
I won't do what he did. I won't run away.
_________________________________
I never ran away
from anything in my life.
_________________________________
You ran away from your family!
_________________________________
I told you what happened.
What else could I do?
_________________________________
What else can you do?
_________________________________
The right thing.
You should take this back.
_________________________________
-CASSIM: You can't!
-I won't walk out on Jasmine.
_________________________________
Aladdin.
_________________________________
I'm your son, but I can't live your life.
_________________________________
Al, they'll lock you up.
_________________________________
If there's a punishment, I'll take it.
_________________________________
So be it.
_________________________________
We have the oracle!
_________________________________
The treasure's just waiting for us.
_________________________________
The oracle?
_________________________________
I had nothing left to lose.
_________________________________
Yes, you did.
_________________________________
It was supposed to be
a father-son outing.
_________________________________
-Go with him, Iago.
-What?
_________________________________
You mean it? Really?
_________________________________
Go.
_________________________________
Good luck, kid.
_________________________________
CHUBS: From 40 thieves
down to seven.
_________________________________
What are we to do?
_________________________________
How did they find us?
How did they learn the magic words?
_________________________________
(WIND WHISTLING)
_________________________________
Another raid?
_________________________________
Not again.
_________________________________
It is a good day to die.
_________________________________
Or to come back from the dead.
_________________________________
Sa'luk?
_________________________________
You're alive?
_________________________________
Impossible!
_________________________________
I'm a survivor, like all of you.
_________________________________
No thanks to Cassim.
_________________________________
-The King?
-You saw him?
_________________________________
What's he want us to do now?
_________________________________
He wants you to rot
in the palace dungeon.
_________________________________
Bah! The King of Thieves
is loyal to the end.
_________________________________
Pushovers!
_________________________________
-Ouch!
-Ouch!
_________________________________
He betrayed you, sold you out.
_________________________________
You have always hated the King.
Why should we believe you?
_________________________________
How do you think
the guard got the magic words?
_________________________________
He told him the magic words?
_________________________________
-I don't believe it.
-I don't believe it.
_________________________________
Me, neither.
_________________________________
You've forgotten
what life was like before Cassim.
_________________________________
(SINGING) I remember a time
when crime was sublime
_________________________________
There was plenty of loot in the lair
_________________________________
We'd plunder and pillage
and ransack a village
_________________________________
With nary a worry or care
_________________________________
Then along came this King
with his soft-hearted dream
_________________________________
But he ratted us out in the end
_________________________________
So rally the troops
We were meant to regroup
_________________________________
And return to our roots once again
_________________________________
Are you in or out?
_________________________________
Gotta know without a doubt
_________________________________
I'm the one you need for a dirty deed
_________________________________
I'm the best
Success is guaranteed
_________________________________
Are you men or mice?
_________________________________
Take a slice of my advice
_________________________________
You want a fearless leader
One that's strong and stout
_________________________________
Better vote for me
Are you in or out?
_________________________________
-We used to be smart
-Yes, horrendously heartless
_________________________________
In a ravaging raid we were rough
_________________________________
We knew that we had
to be blissfully bad
_________________________________
Then Cassim brought
this sensitive stuff
_________________________________
And we strayed from the path
of our rigorous wrath
_________________________________
Now we're taking a bath in the dust
_________________________________
But we'll reclaim our winnings
Our humble beginnings
_________________________________
In turmoil and torture we trust
_________________________________
Are you in or out?
_________________________________
Double-crossers or devout?
_________________________________
Put your faith in me
Pretty soon you'll see
_________________________________
I'm the prince of generosity
_________________________________
Are you foe or friend?
_________________________________
Here's the path I recommend
_________________________________
You wanna ride to fame
I've got the fastest route
_________________________________
What's it gonna be?
Are you in or out?
_________________________________
We'll go robbing
in all the right places
_________________________________
From Agrabah dunes to Paris
_________________________________
Imagine the fear on their faces
_________________________________
When we drop by
for cookies and tea
_________________________________
Come along, boys. Follow me!
_________________________________
Are you in or out?
_________________________________
-If you're with me give a shout
-ALL: Yeah
_________________________________
I'll lead you all the way
into the glory days
_________________________________
We'll begin a life of crime that pays
_________________________________
Are you out or in?
_________________________________
Make your choice now
Sink or swim
_________________________________
You can stick with me
or stay behind and pout
_________________________________
What's it gonna be?
_________________________________
Consider carefully
_________________________________
Are you in
_________________________________
Or out?
_________________________________

IAGO: I know the treasure's limitless,

_________________________________

but I'm not crazy about a 40-way split.

_________________________________

If it was just you and me...

_________________________________

I would never cut my men

out of the deal.

_________________________________

They're my family, my only family.

_________________________________

I can always count on them.

_________________________________

I'm home!

_________________________________

(WHIMPERS)

_________________________________

Why don't they look happy to see you?

_________________________________

We are. We're thrilled.

_________________________________

-Hurry, little friend.

-I'm wriggling. I'm wriggling.

_________________________________

I am growing impatient, Cassim.

_________________________________

Ask the question.

_________________________________

We must be...

_________________________________

Just a little further.

_________________________________

Further out to sea.

_________________________________

No. Ask it now!

_________________________________

Now's good.

_________________________________

Where can we find the Hand of Midas?

_________________________________

(GROANS)

_________________________________

The Vanishing Isle will appear at dawn.

_________________________________

I will show you the way!

_________________________________

There's your setting, Captain.

_________________________________

Frankly, my boy,

your actions were most disappointing.

_________________________________

It is tragic, Your Highness,

but the street rat

_________________________________

has obviously followed

in his father's footsteps.

_________________________________

Aladdin is a criminal.

_________________________________

I object, Your Honor.

_________________________________

I object to that outrageous statement,

_________________________________

and I object to a tertiary character

having any lines

_________________________________

during my big courtroom scene.

_________________________________

Here, take this to a higher court.

_________________________________

(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

_________________________________

Your Honor,

if I may enter a plea of insanity,

_________________________________

because I'm crazy

about this kid. (LAUGHS)

_________________________________

Genie, I can handle this myself.

_________________________________

Sultan, I convinced my dad

to come here.

_________________________________

It was my fault.

_________________________________

(SIGHS) I would have been better off

if I had never known him.

_________________________________

Aladdin, you found your father,

_________________________________

a father who risked his freedom

to see your wedding.

_________________________________

And you risked everything to help him,

_________________________________

just as I would for my father.

_________________________________

Your father. Oh! Yes.

_________________________________

Well... (CLEARS THROAT)

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Aladdin, I could not overlook

your father's crimes,

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but what you have done,

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well, you did it out of love.

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And you came back

to take responsibility for your actions.

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Let us put this matter behind us.

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I believe we have postponed

the wedding long enough.

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Good call! Okay, let's give a big had

for the wise and generous Sultan! Yes!

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(IAGO SCREAMING)

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(PANTING)

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-Al's dad... Sa'luk...

-Just take a deep breath, Iago.

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Now, what about Aladdin's father?

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It's Sa'luk, the guy Al beat.

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He's not beat.

He's back, and he's got Cassim.

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That's his problem.

He chose to go back to that life.

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Al, I know your dad

made a lot of bad choices,

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but that doesn't mean you have to.

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He is your father.

How can you do anything else?

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I'm being as stubborn as he was.

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Show me the way.

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(CHITTERING)

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(EXHALES DEEPLY)

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(THIEVES EXCLAIMING)

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Yeah.

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You have arrived.

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(ALL SCREAMING)

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-THIEF: Help!

-Where is it?

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-I see nothing.

-Nothing but fog.

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-I've had enough of your trickery!

-No, this is it.

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The Vanishing Isle. Watch.

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(GROANING)

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(ALL SCREAMING)

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(TURTLE MOANS)

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-The Vanishing Isle.

-On the back of a giant turtle.

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And never in the same place twice.

Let's get closer.

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Time to rock and roll, dude!

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(ALL LAUGHING)

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(GRUNTS)

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Now I am here. I am here.

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How about a packet of Nutty Buddies?

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-Genie, we need a distraction.

-Survey says,

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"Show me turtle!"

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(GRUNTING)

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Boom! Another fake blow to the head!

Boom!

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Oh, no, he's got him in the half nelson.

Now he's got him in the full nelson!

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Oh, no! The dreaded Ozzie Nelson!

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(IMITATING OZZIE NELSON)

Rick, boys,

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maybe you wanna come

over here and see what's happening?

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He's coming in quick. Oh, no, he's up!

He's down.

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And he's actually inside the turtle.

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We'll be right back

after a brief message.

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Tickle, tickle, tickle!

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(TURTLE SQUEALS)

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It took me years to find my father.

I'm not losing him again.

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(GRUNTS)

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-You came to help me?

-How could I do anything else?

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Now, let's get that treasure of yours.

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Amazing!

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There!

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(TURTLE SQUEALS)

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ALADDIN: Whoa!

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-Feels like Genie got carried away.

-No! It's the Vanishing Isle.

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The turtle is diving.

We must climb higher!

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(SPUTTERING)

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CASSIM: We're almost there!

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Don't you see, Aladdin?

We were meant to do this together.

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Come on!

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Pity I didn't find this place years ago.

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This would be much easier

if I were much younger.

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Aladdin!

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See? It pays to have a junior partner.

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Be careful.

Don't touch the golden hand.

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Heads up.

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(LAUGHING)

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The Hand of Midas!

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Time to go, Aladdin!

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(GRUNTS)

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Nobody's going anywhere.

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Give the Hand of Midas to me, Cassim,

or your son dies.

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Sa'luk, your battle is with me!

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Don't worry, Dad. I can take him alone.

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But you're not alone, not anymore.

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You want the Hand of Midas, Sa'luk?

_________________________________

Take it!

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The Hand of Midas is mine!

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(EVIL LAUGH)

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And also, the life of your brat.

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What are you staring at?

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No! No! No! No!

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(SCREAMING)

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Hurry, Son. We're running out of time.

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Come on, Dad. You can do it.

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Yes.

But it would be a lot easier without this.

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(INHALES DEEPLY)

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After all these years,

you finally have your treasure.

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This thing? No.

_________________________________

This wretched thing almost cost me

the ultimate treasure.

_________________________________

It's you, Son.

You are my ultimate treasure.

_________________________________

I'm just sorry it took me this long

to realize it.

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The Hand of Midas can take its curse

to the bottom of the sea!

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It's gold.

It's turned everything to solid gold.

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(ALL GASPING)

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We are sinking!

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(ALL CLAMORING)

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(TURTLE SQUEALS)

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I didn't see where they went,

and they could be anywhere!

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There they are.

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CASSIM: Get up here, you blasted rug!

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-You actually trust this thing?

-With my life, Son.

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(IAGO SCREAMS)

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Genie!

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(WHISTLING CHEERFULLY)

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-Genie!

-Present!

_________________________________

Let's go home.

We have some unfinished business.

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(ALL CHEERING)

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Yes! (LAUGHS)

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(SNIFFLES)

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(INHALES DEEPLY)

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Out in the open? No mask?

Pretty risky, if you ask me.

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Even a wanted man can risk a bit

to see his own son's wedding.

_________________________________

So, you little turkey,

come to say goodbye?

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Nah, I already said my goodbyes.

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Of course, the monkey had to cry,

and that got me going.

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(SOBBING)

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-You're not gonna live in the palace?

-With the newlyweds?

_________________________________

It'll be all lovey-dovey.

I'd just as soon keep my will to live.

_________________________________

Well, I don't know where I'm going,

_________________________________

but you are welcome

to come along for the ride.

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You're a good guy, Cassim.

_________________________________

But not too good.

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(LAUGHS)

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PEDDLER: (SINGING)

So it goes short and sweet

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They were wed down the street

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May their marriage be truly blessed

_________________________________

Happy end to the tale

And tomorrow's a sale

_________________________________

So I'd better go home and rest

_________________________________

Here's a kiss and a hug

Sure you don't need a rug?

_________________________________

I assure you the price is right

_________________________________

Well, salaam, worthy friend

Come back soon, that's the end

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Till another

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Arabian night

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CHUBS: Congratulation, bub
THIEF 1: You've joined the club
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And everybody here agrees
_________________________________

BOTH: We got the finest blend
of nearly-honest men
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ALL: Welcome to the Forty Thieves
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A fraternity of thugs that you can trust
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There's nothing up our 80 sleeves
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THIEF 1: Got lots of grub to share
THIEF 2: Pull up an easy chair
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ALL: Welcome to the Forty Thieves
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THIEF 3: Now you get to lie and cheat
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THIEF 4:
Never have to brush your teeth
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ALL: But we always aim to please
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THIEF 5: Care for one another
THIEF 6: You'll never miss your mother
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IAGO: Oh, I love you guys.
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THIEVES 3 AND 4:
Scheming up a scam out on the lam
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ALL: Taking whatever we please
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THIEF 5: And if you like to lurk
GENGHIS: You're gonna love this work
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ALL: Welcome to the Forty Thieves
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Welcome to the Forty Thieves
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CASSIM:
Together we're the perfect team
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Larceny is in the genes
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Dare to share the family dream
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IAGO: Live a life of leisure
Counting all your treasure
_________________________________

ALL: As an honorary member
of the gang
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That no one alive ever leaves
_________________________________

THIEF 7: You gotta snatch and sneak
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THIEF 8: Or else your future's bleak
_________________________________

THIEF 9: We got a lifetime contract
that you're bound to keep
_________________________________

ALL: You wanna save your skin
You'd better fit right in
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Well, well, welcome to the...
Well, well, welcome to the...
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Forty
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Thieves

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Wait a minute.

We're not getting out of here, man!

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We're not getting out of here!

Don't you understand it, man?

_________________________________

This is it. Game's over, man!

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