Disney NeverEnding Chronology (Summer 2016 / The PhilharMagic (Day 1)) - Subtitles (en)

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July 2016
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(CHUCKLING) A movie. A movie.

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They're making a movie.

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When? When will everybody

forget your big mistake?

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BUCK: First it was all over the papers,

then they wrote a book about it,

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then the book on tape,

then the board game,

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the spoons with your face on it...

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and the Web site,

the commemorative plates.

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-You saw them, right?

-Yeah. I saw them.

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Can't eat off 'em.

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-They're not microwave-safe.

-You saw the billboards?

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I saw them.

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Ha! There's a bumper sticker.

I knew it was only a matter of time.

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Billboards I could live with.

Posters I could even live with.

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But a bumper sticker.

It's... it's like glued on forever.

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It doesn't matter. You know why?

Because I've got a plan.

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Yeah, about that.

Well, remember how I told you

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it would be better for you to lay low,

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don't call attention to yourself?

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-Yes, but I...

-See, it's like a game.

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Yeah, a game of hide-and-seek,

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except the goal

is never to be found, ever!

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-(STAMMERING)

-Great!

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(CHUCKLES)

Now, we've got a plan, right?

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I'll see ya later! Remember, lay low.

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Yeah. Okay.

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Bye.

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Look, Mama! There's the crazy chicken!

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Yes, it is! Crazy chicken. You're so

smart. We don't make eye contact. Bye!

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That's it. Today is a new day.

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-(BRAKES SQUEAKING)

-(HONKS HORN)

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(LAUGHING AND CHEERING)

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(ONE LITTLE SLIP PLAYING)

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(SINGING) It was a recipe for disaster

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A four-course meal of "No sirree"

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It seemed that happily ever after

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-(HORN HONKING)

-Was happy everyone was after me

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It was a cup of good intentions

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A tablespoon of one big mess

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A dash of overreaction

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And I assume you know the rest

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One little slip

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One little slip

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It was a fusion of confusion 

with a few confounding things

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I guess I probably 

took the wrong direction

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(SNORTS)

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Well, I admit I might have 

missed a sign or two

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I took a right turn at confusion

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A left when I should have gone 

straight on through

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I ran ahead with my assumptions

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And we all know what that can do

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One little slip

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One little slip

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It was a fusion of confusion 

and a few confounding things

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I get the feeling in this town

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I'll never live till I live down

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The one mistake that seems 

to follow me around

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But they'll forget about the sky

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When they all realize this guy's 

about to try to learn to fly

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Or hit the ground

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(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)

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How's it going?

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It was a cup of good intentions

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A tablespoon of one big mess

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A dash of overreaction

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And I assume you know the rest

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(SCREAMING)

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One little slip

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One little slip

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It was a humble little stumble

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With a big ungraceful

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One little slip

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One little slip

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It was a fusion of confusion

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With a few confounding things

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-(RATTLING)

-(BANGING)

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(CHICKEN LITTLE SIGHING)

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(SCRAPING)

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(STUDENTS CHATTERING

INDISTINCTLY)

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(BELL TOLLING)

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Oh, man! I can't be late on the first day!

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(INHALES DEEPLY)

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(PANTING RAPIDLY)

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Wow.

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(STUDENTS MURMURING)

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(SCOFFS)

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You got to be kidding me.

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I'm so nervous!

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Relax. It will be fine.

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-Good morning, students.

-(STUDENTS SHUSHING)

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Welcome to Scaring 101.

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I am Professor Knight.

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Now I'm sure all of you

were the scariest monster in your town.

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Well, bad news, kids.

You're in my town now,

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and I do not scare easily. (GASPS)

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(STUDENTS MURMURING)

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Dean Hardscrabble.

This is a pleasant surprise.

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She's a legend.

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She broke the all-time Scare Record

with the scream in that very can!

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I don't mean to interrupt.

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I just thought I'd drop by

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to see the terrifying faces

joining my program.

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(ALL MURMURING)

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Well, I'm sure my students

would love to hear

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a few words of inspiration.

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Inspiration? Very well.

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Scariness is the true measure

of a monster.

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If you're not scary

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what kind of a monster are you?

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It's my job to make

great students greater,

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not make mediocre students

less mediocre.

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That is why at the end of the semester

there will be a final exam.

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Fail that exam and you are

out of the Scaring program.

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-(GASPS)

-(ALL MURMURING)

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So, I should hope

you're all properly inspired.

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(STUDENTS GASP)

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(MURMURING CONTINUES)

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KNIGHT: All right. All right.

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Who can tell me the properties

of an effective roar?

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Yes?

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There are actually five.

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Those include the roar's resonance,

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the duration of the roar, and the...

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-(ROARING)

-(ALL GASP)

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Whoops. Sorry.

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I heard someone say "roar,"

so I just kind of went for it.

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Oh, excuse me, sorry.

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I didn't mean to scare you there.

Hey, how you doing?

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Very impressive, Mister...

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Sullivan. Jimmy Sullivan.

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Sullivan.

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Like Bill Sullivan, the Scarer?

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Yeah. He's my dad.

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-(ALL MURMURING)

-He's a Sullivan!

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I should have known.

I expect big things from you.

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Well, you won't be disappointed.

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Uh... I'm sorry. (STAMMERS)

Should I keep going?

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No, no. Mr. Sullivan's covered it.

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(CLICKS TONGUE)

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Huh.

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Everyone take out

your Scaring textbooks

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and open them to chapter one.

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Hey, bub. Can I borrow a pencil?

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I forgot all my stuff.

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Ah! All right. Yes.

There we go. That will get it.

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Mmm... Yeah.
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HIRO: What are we doing

at your nerd school?
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Bot-fight's that way!
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Gotta grab something.
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Is this gonna take long?
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Relax, you big baby.

We'll be in and out.
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Anyway,

you've never seen my lab.
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Oh, great,

I get to see your nerd lab!
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-GO GO: Heads up!

-Whoa!
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(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
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(WOMAN LAUGHS)
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Whoa.
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Electro-mag suspension?
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-GO GO: Hey!

-(GASPS)
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-Who are you?

-Uh, I'm...
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Go Go,

this is my brother Hiro.
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(POPS)
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-Welcome to the nerd lab.

-(CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY)
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Yeah.
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I've never seen electro-mag

suspension on a bike before.
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Zero resistance, faster bike.
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(GRUNTS)

But, not fast enough...
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...yet.
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Oh! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Do not move.

Behind the line, please.
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Hey, Wasabi.

This is my brother Hiro.
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Hello, Hiro.

Prepare to be amazed.
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Catch.
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Wow.
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-Laser-induced plasma?

-Oh, yeah.
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With a little magnetic confinement
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for, uh, ultra-precision.
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Wow. How do you find anything

in this mess?
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Oh! I have a system.
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There's a place for everything,

and everything in its place.
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-Need this!

-You can't do that!
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This is anarchy!

Society has rules!
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Excuse me!
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Coming through! (GRUNTS)
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Tadashi!
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Oh, my gosh. You must be Hiro!
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(GASPS)
I've heard so much about you!
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(KISSES)
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Perfect timing.

Perfect timing.
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That's a whole lot

of tungsten carbide.
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400 pounds of it!
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Come here,

come here, come here.
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You're going to love this.
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A dash of perchloric acid,

a smidge of cobalt,
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a hint of hydrogen peroxide,
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super-heated to 500 Kelvin,

and...
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Ta-da! It's pretty great, huh?
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It's so pink.
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Here's the best part.

(GIGGLING)
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Whoa.
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I know, right? (LAUGHS)
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Chemical metal embrittlement.
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Not bad, Honey Lemon.
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"Honey Lemon"?

"Go Go"? "Wasabi"?
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I spill wasabi on my shirt

one time, people.
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One time!
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Fred is the one who comes up

with the nicknames.
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Uh, who's Fred?
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-This guy, right here!

-(SCREAMS)
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Ah-ah. Don't be alarmed.

lt is just a suit.
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This is not

my real face and body.
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The name's Fred.
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School mascot by day,

but by night...
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(GRUNTING)
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I am also a school mascot.
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So, what's your major?
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No, no, no, I'm not a student.
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But I am a major science enthusiast.
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I've been trying to get

Honey to develop a formula,

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that can turn me into a

fire-breathing lizard at will.
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But she says that's "not science."
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It's really not.
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Yeah, and I guess the shrink ray
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I asked Wasabi for isn't "science" either.
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-Is it?

-Nope.
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Well, then, what about

"invisible sandwich"?
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-TADASHl: Hiro.

-lmagine eating a sandwich.

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But everybody

just thinks you're crazy.
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Just stop.
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FRED: Laser eyes?

HONEY LEMON: What?
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FRED: Tingly fingers?

WASABI: Never gonna happen.
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FRED: Hey, what about

a growth serum, huh?
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So, uh, what have

you been working on?
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I'll show you.
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Duct tape? (SIGHS)
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I hate to break it to you, bro.
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Already been invented.
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Hey! (SCREAMS)
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Oh! Dude!
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-Ow!

-(BEEPING)
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This is what

I've been working on.
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(SQUEAKING)
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Hello. I am Baymax.
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Your personal

healthcare companion.
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I was alerted to the need
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for medical attention

when you said, "Ow."
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A robotic nurse.
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On a scale of 1 to 10,

how would you rate your pain?
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Physical or emotional?
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I will scan you now.
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(BEEPING)
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Scan complete.
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You have a slight epidermal

abrasion on your forearm.
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I suggest

an anti-bacterial spray.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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What's in the spray, specifically?
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The primary ingredient is bacitracin.
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(CLICKS TONGUE)

That's a bummer.
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I'm actually allergic to that.
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You are not allergic to bacitracin.
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You do have a mild allergy to
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peanuts.
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Hmm. Not bad.
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You've done some serious

coding on this thing, huh?
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Uh-huh. Programed him with

over 10,000 medical procedures.
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This chip is what

makes Baymax, Baymax.
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Vinyl?
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Yeah, going for a non-threatening,

huggable kind of thing.
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Looks like

a walking marshmallow.
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-No offense.

-BAYMAX: I am a robot.
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I cannot be offended.
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-Hyperspectral cameras?

-TADASHl: Yep.
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Huh.
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Hmm.
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-Titanium skeleton?

-TADASHl: Carbon fiber.
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Right. Even lighter. (GASPS)
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Killer actuators.

Where did you get those?
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Oh, machined them

right here, in-house.
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-Really?

-Yup.
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He can lift 1,000 pounds.
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Shut up.
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You have been a good boy.

Have a lollipop.
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Nice.
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I cannot deactivate until you say

you are satisfied with your care.
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Well then,

I'm satisfied with my care.
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He's going to help

a lot of people.
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Hey, what kind of battery

does it use?
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Lithium ion.
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You know, supercapacitors

would charge way faster.
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Huh.
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Burning the midnight oil,

Mr. Hamada?
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TADASHI: Oh, hey, Professor.
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Actually,

I was just finishing up.
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CALLAGHAN: You must be Hiro.
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Bot-fighter, right?
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When my daughter was younger,

that's all she wanted to do.
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May I?
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Uh, sure.
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Hmm.
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Magnetic-bearing servos.
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Pretty sick, huh?
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Wanna see how I put 'em together?
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Hey, genius!
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He invented them.
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You're Robert Callaghan?
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(STAMMERING) Like, as in,
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the Callaghan-Catmull spline,
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and Callaghan's "Laws of Robotics?"
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That's right.
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Ever think about applying here?
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Your age wouldn't be an issue.
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Oh, I don't know.
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He's pretty serious about

his career in bot-fighting.
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Well, kind of serious.
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I can see why.
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With your bot,

winning must come easy.
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Yeah, I guess.
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Well, if you like things easy,

then my program isn't for you.
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We push the boundaries

of robotics here.
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My students go on to shape the future.
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Nice to meet you, Hiro.
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Good luck with the bot-fights.
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(ENGINE STARTS)

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A Dream is a Wish Your Heart Makes – Cinderella

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Yes, I know it's a lovely morning,
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but it was a lovely dream, too.
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(SIGHING)
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What kind of a dream?
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Mmm-mmm. Can't tell.
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(CHIRPING)
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'Cause if you tell a wish,
it won't come true.
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And, after all...

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(SINGING) A dream is a wish
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Your heart makes
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When you're fast asleep
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In dreams you will lose
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Your heartaches
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-(TWEETS)
-Shh.
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Whatever you wish for
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You keep
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(CHIRPING)
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Have faith
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In your dreams and someday
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Your rainbow
will come smiling through
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No matter how your heart is grieving
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If you keep on believing
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The dream that you wish
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Will come true
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What a perfectly perfect life
It's a fairy tale come true
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I'm a princess and a wife
all because I fit a shoe
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When I dreamed of love
who'd have guessed I'd end up here
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At the end of a perfectly perfect year
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(CHUCKLING) Would
my perfectly perfect wife
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put on her perfectly fitting shoes?
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You found my shoes.
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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Better hurry. Fairy Godmother's waiting.
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What were the mice
using them for this time?
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Boats.
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There.
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-(GASPS)
-(CHUCKLES)
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CINDERELLA: Oh, what a
wonderfully perfectly perfect year!
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Why should we have to do the chores?
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I would rather rot in jail
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Washing dishes and scrubbing floors
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That's just great I broke a nail
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BOTH: Cinderella is in the palace
living a life of luxury
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And we've not once
been invited to a ball
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Or even tea
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Why don't I get a happy ending?
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Where's the prince who'll marry me?
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When will this horrible
nightmare disappear?
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Pathetic.
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Oh, what a perfectly
miserably awful year
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PRINCE: Give me your hand.
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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Somewhere there must be
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Someone who'll love me
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And show me
a world that I never knew
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He'll ask for my hand
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And I'll say "I do"
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Oh, wouldn't it be finer than fine
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If that perfectly perfect love
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Were mine
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(FAIRY GODMOTHER CHUCKLING)
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He's a perfectly charming prince
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She's a charmingly perfect lass
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They've lived happily ever
since she fit the slipper
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GUS: Made of glass
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Take your place everyone
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The time is drawing near to celebrate
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ALL: A perfectly perfect year
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Surprise!
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(GROANING)
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(GASPS)
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A perfect anniversary party
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That we planned for you
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And I threw in some magic
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With a bibbidi-bobbidi-boo
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Just like the night
I sent you to the ball
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So that's how Cinderella did it. Magic.
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On this perfectly perfect day
there is magic in the air
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Gee, I wonder if that old lady
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Has a wand that she could spare
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What could ever come between us?
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I would gladly volunteer
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FAIRY GODMOTHER:
And as for the future
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Well, it's perfectly clear
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ALL: It's sure to be another magically
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Tragically
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ALL: Perfectly perfect year
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Perfect!
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(WHIMPERS)
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Ha!
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Hmm.
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Well, I guess

Pascal's not hiding out here.
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(SNIGGERING)
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-Gotcha!

-(SCREAMS)
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(PANTS)
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That's 22 for me.

How about 23 out of 45?
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Okay. Well, what do you want to do?
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(SQUEAKS)
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Yeah. I don't think so.

I like it in here, and so do you.
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Oh, come on, Pascal.

It's not so bad in there.
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(SINGING) Seven a.m., the usual
morning lineup
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Start on the chores
And sweep till the floor's all clean
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Polish and wax, do laundry
and mop and shine up
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Sweep again and by then it's, like, 7:15
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And so I'll read a book
Or maybe two or three
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I'll add a few new paintings
to my gallery
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I'll play guitar and knit
and cook and basically
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Just wonder when will my life begin?
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Then after lunch it's puzzles
and darts and baking
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Papier-mache, a bit of ballet and chess
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Pottery and ventriloquy, candle-making
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Then I'll stretch, maybe sketch

Take a climb, sew a dress
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And I'll reread the books
If I have time to spare
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I'll paint the walls some more

I'm sure there's room somewhere
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And then I'll brush and brush
and brush and brush my hair
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Stuck in the same place
I've always been
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And I'll keep wondering and wondering
and wondering and wondering
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When will my life begin?
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Tomorrow night
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the lights will appear

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Just like they do

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on my birthday each year

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What is it like

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out there where they glow

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Now that I'm older

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Mother might just let me go

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(ROOSTER CROWING)

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(BIRDS CHIRPING)

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(SINGING)

Little town, it's a quiet village

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Every day like the one before

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Little town, full of little people

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Waking up to say...
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-Bonjour

-Bonjour

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-Bonjour

-Bonjour

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Bonjour

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There goes the baker

with his tray, like always

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The same old bread and rolls to sell

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Every morning just the same

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Since the morning that we came

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To this poor provincial town

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-Good morning, Belle.

-Morning, monsieur.

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-Where you off to?

-The bookshop.

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I just finished the most wonderful story

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-about a beanstalk and an ogre and...

-That's nice.

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Marie, the baguettes! Hurry up!

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Look, there she goes

The girl is strange, no question

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Dazed and distracted, can't you tell?

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Never part of any crowd

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'Cause her head's up on some cloud

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No denying she's a funny girl

that Belle

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-Bonjour

-Good day

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How is your family?

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-Bonjour

-Good day

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How is your wife?

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I need six eggs

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That's too expensive

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There must be more

than this provincial life

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-Ah, Belle.

-Good morning.

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I've come to return the book I borrowed.

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Finished already?

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I couldn't put it down.

Have you got anything new?

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(LAUGHS) Not since yesterday.

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That's all right. I'll borrow this one.

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That one? But you've read it twice.

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Well, it's my favorite.

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Far-off places, daring sword fights,

magic spells, a prince in disguise.

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(LAUGHING)

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If you like it all that much, it's yours.

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-But, sir...

-I insist.

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Well, thank you. Thank you very much.

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(SINGING) Look, there she goes

That girl is so peculiar

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I wonder if she's feeling well

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WOMEN: With a dreamy, far-off look

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And her nose stuck in a book

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ALL: What a puzzle to the rest of us

is Belle

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Oh, isn't this amazing?

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It's my favorite part

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Because you'll see

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Here's where she meets

Prince Charming

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But she won't discover that it's him

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Till chapter three

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Hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey!

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Now it's no wonder

that her name means beauty

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Her looks have got no parallel

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But behind that fair facade

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I'm afraid she's rather odd

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Very different from the rest of us

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ALL: She's nothing like the rest of us

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Yes, different from the rest of us

is Belle

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(GUNSHOT)

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Wow! You didn't miss a shot, Gaston.

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You're the greatest hunter

in the whole world!

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-I know.

-No beast alive

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stands a chance against you. (LAUGHS)

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-And no girl, for that matter.

-It's true, LeFou.

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And I've got my sights set on that one.

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-The inventor's daughter?

-She's the one.

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-The lucky girl I'm going to marry.

-But she...

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-The most beautiful girl in town.

-I know, but...

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That makes her the best.

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-And don't I deserve the best?

-Well, of course. I mean, you do.

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(SINGING) Right from the moment

when I met her, saw her

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I said she's gorgeous, and I fell

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Here in town there's only she

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Who is beautiful as me

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So I'm making plans

to woo and marry Belle

_________________________________

Look, there he goes

_________________________________

Isn't he dreamy?

_________________________________

Monsieur Gaston

_________________________________

Oh, he's so cute

_________________________________

Be still, my heart

_________________________________

I'm hardly breathing

_________________________________

He's such a tall, dark, strong

and handsome brute

_________________________________

-Bonjour

-Good day

_________________________________

-You call this bacon?

-What lovely grapes

_________________________________

-Some cheese

-Ten yards

_________________________________

-GASTON: Excuse me

-I'll get the knife

_________________________________

-GASTON: Please let me through

-This bread, it's stale

_________________________________

-Those fish, they smell

-Madame's mistaken

_________________________________

There must be more
than this provincial life

_________________________________

Just watch, I'm going

to make Belle my wife

_________________________________

Look, there she goes

a girl who's strange but special

_________________________________

A most peculiar mademoiselle

_________________________________

It's a pity and a sin

_________________________________

She doesn't quite fit in

_________________________________

'Cause she really is a funny girl

_________________________________

A beauty but a funny girl

_________________________________

She really is a funny girl

_________________________________

That Belle

_________________________________

-Bonjour.

-Bonjour.

_________________________________

-Bonjour.

-Bonjour.

_________________________________

_________________________________

CAPTAIN: All ashore!
_________________________________

Welcome to Arendelle!
_________________________________

(MAN THANKING IN FRENCH)
_________________________________

Watch your step, please.
_________________________________

The gates will be opening soon.
_________________________________

Why do I have to wear this?
_________________________________

Because the queen has come of age.
_________________________________

It's Coronation Day!
_________________________________

That's not my fault.
_________________________________

(CROWD APPLAUDING)
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) What do you want, Sven?
_________________________________

"Give me a snack."
_________________________________

What's the magic word?
_________________________________

"Please."
_________________________________

Uh! Uh-uh-uh. Share.
_________________________________

I can't believe they're

finally opening up the gates!
_________________________________

And for a whole day!

(GIGGLES) Faster, Percy!
_________________________________

(SIGHS) Arendelle,

our most mysterious trade partner.
_________________________________

Open those gates so I may unlock
_________________________________

your secrets and exploit your riches.
_________________________________

Did I say that out loud?
_________________________________

Oh! Me sore eyes can't wait
_________________________________

to see the queen and the princess.
_________________________________

I bet they are absolutely lovely.
_________________________________

I bet they are beautiful.

_________________________________

(SNORING)
_________________________________

KAI: Princess Anna?
_________________________________

-Princess Anna?

-Huh? (CLEARS THROAT) Yeah?
_________________________________

Oh. Sorry to wake you, ma'am.
_________________________________

No, no, no, you didn't. (YAWNS)
_________________________________

I've been up for hours.
_________________________________

(SNORING)
_________________________________

(GASPS) Who is it?
_________________________________

(STAMMERS) Still me, ma'am.
_________________________________

The gates will open soon.

Time to get ready.
_________________________________

Of course. (CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________

Ready for what?
_________________________________

Your sister's coronation, ma'am.
_________________________________

My sister's corneration.
_________________________________

(GASPS) It's Coronation Day!
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

-It's Coronation Day!

-(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________
(SINGING) The window is open!

_________________________________

So's that door!
_________________________________

I didn't know they did that anymore
_________________________________

Who knew we owned
8,000 salad plates?
_________________________________

For years
I've roamed these empty halls
_________________________________

Why have a ballroom with no balls?
_________________________________

Finally
They're opening up the gates!
_________________________________

There'll be actual, real, live people
_________________________________

It'll be totally strange

_________________________________
But wow!
Am I so ready for this change!

_________________________________
'Cause for the first time in forever

_________________________________
There'll be music
_________________________________

There'll be light
_________________________________

For the first time
_________________________________

In forever
_________________________________

I'll be dancing through the night
_________________________________

Don't know if I'm elated or gassy
_________________________________

But I'm somewhere in that zone
_________________________________

'Cause for the first time in forever
_________________________________

I won't be alone
_________________________________

I can't wait to meet everyone! (GASPS)
_________________________________

What if I meet the one?
_________________________________

(CHEEPS)
_________________________________

Tonight
Imagine me gown and all
_________________________________

Fetchingly draped against the wall
_________________________________

The picture of sophisticated grace
_________________________________

I suddenly see him standing there
_________________________________

A beautiful stranger
_________________________________

Tall and fair
_________________________________

I wanna stuff some chocolate
in my face!
_________________________________

But then we laugh and talk all evening
_________________________________

Which is totally bizarre
_________________________________

Nothing like the life I've led so far
_________________________________

For the first time in forever
_________________________________

There'll be magic
There'll be fun
_________________________________

For the first time in forever
_________________________________

I could be noticed by someone
_________________________________

And I know it is totally crazy
_________________________________

To dream I'd find romance
_________________________________

But for the first time in forever
_________________________________

At least I've got a chance!
_________________________________

(INHALES)
_________________________________

Don't let them in
_________________________________

Don't let them see
_________________________________

Be the good girl
_________________________________

You always have to be
_________________________________

Conceal
_________________________________

Don't feel
_________________________________

Put on a show
_________________________________

Make one wrong move
_________________________________

And everyone will know
_________________________________

But it's only for today
_________________________________

It's only for today
_________________________________

It's agony to wait

_________________________________

It's agony to wait

_________________________________

Tell the guards to open up

_________________________________
The gate

_________________________________
ANNA: The gate
_________________________________

For the first time in forever
_________________________________

Don't let them in
Don't let them see
_________________________________

I'm getting what I'm dreaming of
_________________________________

Be the good girl
_________________________________

You always have to be
_________________________________

A chance to change
_________________________________

My lonely world
_________________________________

ELSA: Conceal

_________________________________
A chance to find true love

_________________________________
Conceal, don't feel
Don't let them know

_________________________________
I know it all ends tomorrow
_________________________________

So it has to be today!
_________________________________

'Cause for the first time in forever
_________________________________

For the first time
_________________________________

In forever
_________________________________

Nothing's in my way!
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

(YELPS)
_________________________________

Hey!
_________________________________

I'm so sorry. Are you hurt?
_________________________________

Hey. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
_________________________________

Uh... (STUTTERS) No, no, I'm okay.
_________________________________

Are you sure?
_________________________________

Yeah. I just wasn't looking

where I was going.
_________________________________

But I'm great, actually.
_________________________________

Oh... Thank goodness.
_________________________________

Oh! Uh...
_________________________________

Prince Hans of the Southern Isles.
_________________________________

Princess Anna of Arendelle.
_________________________________

"Princess"? My Lady.
_________________________________

-Oh!

-(SNORTS)
_________________________________

-Whoa.

-Whoa, whoa, whoa...
_________________________________

-(CHUCKLES) Um...

-Whew.
_________________________________

Hi. Again.
_________________________________

-(BOTH YELP)

-Oh, boy!
_________________________________

This is awkward.
_________________________________

Not "You're awkward,"

but just because we're...
_________________________________

I'm awkward, you're gorgeous.

Wait, what?
_________________________________

I'd like to formally apologize
_________________________________

for hitting the princess

of Arendelle with my horse.
_________________________________

And for every moment after.
_________________________________

No! No, no. It's fine.
_________________________________

I'm not that princess.
_________________________________

I mean, if you had hit my sister Elsa,
_________________________________

it would be... Yeesh! (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Because, you know...
_________________________________

-Hello.

-(NEIGHS)
_________________________________

But, lucky you,
_________________________________

-it's just me.

-(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

"Just" you?
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
_________________________________

-(BELLS CHIMING)

-(SIGHS)
_________________________________

The bells. The coronation.
_________________________________

(STUTTERS) I better go.
_________________________________

I have to go. I better go. Uh...
_________________________________

Bye!
_________________________________

(BOARDS CREAKING)
_________________________________

-Oh, no. Oh!

-(SPLASHING)
_________________________________

(SPUTTERS)

_________________________________

_________________________________

FAUNA: Why, it's Maleficent.

_________________________________

-What does she want here?

-Shh.

_________________________________

Well, quite a glittering assemblage,

King Stefan.

_________________________________

Royalty, nobility,

_________________________________

the gentry and...

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) How quaint.

_________________________________

Even the rabble.

_________________________________

(GRUNTS IN ANGER)

_________________________________

I really felt quite distressed

at not receiving an invitation.

_________________________________

You weren't wanted.

_________________________________

Not want...

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Oh, dear,

what an awkward situation.

_________________________________

I had hoped it was

merely due to some oversight.

_________________________________

Well, in that event,

I'd best be on my way.

_________________________________

And, you're not offended,

Your Excellency?

_________________________________

Why, no, Your Majesty.

_________________________________

And to show I bear no ill will,

_________________________________

I, too, shall bestow a gift on the child.

_________________________________

Listen well, all of you.

_________________________________

The princess shall indeed

grow in grace and beauty,

_________________________________

beloved by all who know her.

_________________________________

But,

_________________________________

before the sun sets

on her 16th birthday,

_________________________________

she shall prick her finger

_________________________________

on the spindle of a spinning wheel

_________________________________

_________________________________

Wow! I could get used

to a view like this.
_________________________________

Rider, come on!
_________________________________

Hold on. Yep. I'm used to it.

Guys, I want a castle.
_________________________________

We do this job,

you can buy your own castle.
_________________________________

(SNEEZES)
_________________________________

-Hay fever?

-Yeah.
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

Wait! Hey, wait!
_________________________________

Can't you picture me in a castle

of my own? Because I certainly can.
_________________________________

All the things we've seen,

and it's only 8:00 in the morning!
_________________________________

Gentlemen, this is a very big day!
_________________________________

_________________________________
(GONG CRASHES)
_________________________________
Guido, look. Ferraris and tires.
_________________________________
-Let's go!
-Ho-ho! Look at this.
_________________________________
Okay, now, Mater, remember,
best behavior.
_________________________________
-You got it, buddy. Hey, what's that?
-Mater!
_________________________________
Hey, McQueen! Over here.
_________________________________
-Lewis!
-Hey, man.
_________________________________
-Jeff!
-Hey, Lightning.
_________________________________
Can you believe this party?
_________________________________
Hey.
_________________________________
You done good. You got all the leaves.
_________________________________
-Check out that tow truck.
-Man, I wonder who that guy's with.
_________________________________
Ah... Will you guys excuse me
just for one little second?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Ah, Lightning McQueen! Buona sera.
_________________________________
-Nice to meet you, Francesco.
-Nice to meet you, too.
_________________________________
You are very good-looking.
Not as good as I thought, but good.
_________________________________
Excuse me.
Can I get a picture with you?
_________________________________
Anything for McQueen's friend.
_________________________________
Miss Sally is going to flip
when she sees this.
_________________________________
-(SIGHS)
-She's Lightning McQueen's girlfriend.
_________________________________
-Oooh!
-She's a big fan of yours.
_________________________________
Hey, she has-a good taste.
_________________________________
Mater's prone to exaggeration.
I wouldn't say she's a "big fan".
_________________________________
You're right. She's a huge fan!
_________________________________
She goes on and on
about your open wheels.
_________________________________
Mentioning it once doesn't qualify
as going on and on.
_________________________________
Francesco is familiar
with this reaction to Francesco.
_________________________________
Women respect a car
that has-a nothing to hide.
_________________________________
Yeah, er...
_________________________________
_________________________________
Now, now, calm down, everybody.
_________________________________
Oh, the poor little thing's
scared to death.
_________________________________
Jaq, maybe you better
explain things to him.
_________________________________
Zuk, zuk, Cinderelly.
_________________________________
Now, now. Look, little guy.
_________________________________
Take it easy. Nothin' to worry about.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) We like you.
Cinderelly likes you, too.
_________________________________
She's nice, very nice.
_________________________________
That's better. Come on, now. Zuk, zuk.
_________________________________
Uh, uh, zuk, zuk.
_________________________________
(EXCITED CHATTERING)
_________________________________
Well, that's better.
_________________________________
Hmm.
_________________________________
Well, let's just slip it on for size.
_________________________________
(MICE LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Uh-huh. It is a little snug.
_________________________________
But it'll have to do.
_________________________________
Now, for a name.
_________________________________
I've got one. Octavius.
_________________________________
But for short, we'll call you Gus.
_________________________________
Like it, Gus? Like it? Like it?
_________________________________
Gus-Gus. (LAUGHS)
_________________________________
I've got to hurry.
See he keeps out of trouble, Jaq.
_________________________________
And don't forget
to warn him about the cat.
_________________________________
Zuk, zuk.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(GROWLING)
_________________________________
-(WHINING)
-Bruno.
_________________________________
(GROWLING)
_________________________________
Bruno!
_________________________________
Dreaming again.
_________________________________
(GIGGLES) Chasing Lucifer?
_________________________________
Catch him this time? That's bad.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Suppose they heard you upstairs.
_________________________________
You know the orders.
_________________________________
So if you don't want
to lose that nice, warm bed,
_________________________________
you'd better get rid of those dreams.
_________________________________
Know how?
_________________________________
Just learn to like cats.
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________

_________________________________

(SIGHS) This is it!

This is a very big day, Pascal.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

I'm finally going to do it.

I'm going to ask her.
_________________________________

-GOTHEL: Rapunzel!

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

Let down your hair!
_________________________________

It's time!
_________________________________

I know, I know.

Come on. Don't let her see you.
_________________________________

Rapunzel!

I'm not getting any younger down here!
_________________________________

Coming, Mother!
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(PANTING) Hi. Welcome home, Mother.
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS) Rapunzel,

how you manage to do that
_________________________________

every single day without fail.
_________________________________

It looks absolutely exhausting, darling.
_________________________________

Oh, (CHUCKLES) it's nothing.
_________________________________

Then I don't know why it takes so long.
_________________________________

(LAUGHS) Oh, darling, I'm just teasing.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

All right.
_________________________________

So, Mother, as you know

tomorrow is a very big day...
_________________________________

Rapunzel, look in that mirror.
_________________________________

You know what I see?
_________________________________

I see a strong, confident,

beautiful young lady.
_________________________________

Oh, look, you're here, too. (LAUGHS)
_________________________________

I'm just teasing.

Stop taking everything so seriously.
_________________________________

Okay. So, Mother,

as I was saying, tomorrow is...
_________________________________

Rapunzel,

Mother's feeling a little run-down.
_________________________________

Would you sing for me, dear?

Then we'll talk.
_________________________________

Oh! Of course, Mother.
_________________________________

(QUICKLY) Flower, gleam and glow
Let your power shine
_________________________________

Make the clock reverse
Bring back what once was mine
_________________________________

Heal what has been hurt
Change the Fates' design
_________________________________

Save what has been lost
Bring back what once was mine
_________________________________

-Rapunzel!

-So, Mother,
_________________________________

earlier I was saying tomorrow

is a big day, and you didn't respond.
_________________________________

So, I'm just going to tell you,

it's my birthday! (LAUGHS)
_________________________________

-Ta-da!

-No, no, no. Can't be.
_________________________________

I distinctly remember.

Your birthday was last year.
_________________________________

That's the funny thing about birthdays.

They're kind of an annual thing.
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

Mother, I'm turning 18,

and I wanted to ask...
_________________________________

(SIGHS) What I really want

for this birthday...
_________________________________

Actually what I wanted

for quite a few birthdays now...
_________________________________

Rapunzel, please,

stop with the mumbling.
_________________________________

You know how I feel about

the mumbling. Blah-blah-blah-blah.
_________________________________

It's very annoying!

I'm just teasing. You're adorable.
_________________________________

I love you so much, darling.
_________________________________

(PASCAL SQUEAKS)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS) I want to see

the floating lights.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) What?
_________________________________

I was hoping you would take me

to see the floating lights.
_________________________________

Oh! You mean the stars.
_________________________________

That's the thing.
_________________________________

I've charted stars,

and they're always constant.
_________________________________

But these, they appear every year

on my birthday, Mother.
_________________________________

Only on my birthday.
_________________________________

And I can't help but feel like

they're meant for me.
_________________________________

I need to see them, Mother.
_________________________________

And not just from my window, in person.
_________________________________

I have to know what they are.
_________________________________

You want to go outside?

(SCOFFS) Why, Rapunzel...
_________________________________

(SINGING) Look at you,
as fragile as a flower
_________________________________

Still a little sapling, just a sprout

_________________________________
You know why we stay up in this tower

_________________________________
-I know, but...

-That's right.
_________________________________

To keep you safe and sound, dear

_________________________________
Guess I always knew
this day was coming
_________________________________

Knew that soon
you'd want to leave the nest
_________________________________

Soon but not yet

_________________________________
Shh!
Trust me, pet

_________________________________
Mother knows best
_________________________________

(HATCH THUDDING CLOSED)
_________________________________

Mother knows best
Listen to your mother
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

It's a scary world out there
_________________________________

Mother knows best
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

One way or another
Something will go wrong

_________________________________
I swear

_________________________________
Ruffians, thugs, poison ivy, quicksand

_________________________________
Cannibals and snakes, the plague

_________________________________
-No!

-Yes.
_________________________________

Also large bugs
Men with pointy teeth
_________________________________

And stop! No more, you'll just upset me
_________________________________

Mother's right here
Mother will protect you
_________________________________

Darling, here's what I suggest

_________________________________
Skip the drama
Stay with Mama

_________________________________
Mother knows best
_________________________________

(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

Mother knows best
Take it from your mumsy

_________________________________
On your own, you won't survive
_________________________________

Sloppy, underdressed
Immature, clumsy
_________________________________

Please, they'll eat you up alive
_________________________________

Gullible, naive
Positively grubby
_________________________________

Ditsy and a bit... Well, hmm, vague
_________________________________

Plus, I believe, getting kind of chubby
_________________________________

I'm just saying 'cause I wuv you
_________________________________

Mother understands
Mother's here to help you
_________________________________

All I have is one request
_________________________________

-Rapunzel?

-Yes?
_________________________________

Don't ever ask to leave this tower again.
_________________________________

Yes, Mother.
_________________________________

Oh.
_________________________________

I love you very much, dear.
_________________________________

I love you more.
_________________________________

I love you most.
_________________________________

(SINGING) Don't forget it
_________________________________

You'll regret it
_________________________________

Mother knows best
_________________________________

Ta-ta! I'll see you in a bit, my flower!
_________________________________

I'll be here.
_________________________________

_________________________________

-Hello, Belle.

-Bonjour, Gaston.

_________________________________

Gaston, may I have my book, please?

_________________________________

How can you read this?

There's no pictures.

_________________________________

Well, some people

use their imagination.

_________________________________

Belle, it's about time you got

your head out of those books

_________________________________

and paid attention

to more important things.

_________________________________

Like me.

_________________________________

(ALL SIGH)

_________________________________

The whole town's talking about it.

_________________________________

It's not right for a woman to read.

_________________________________

Soon she starts getting ideas

and thinking.

_________________________________

Gaston, you are positively primeval.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLING) Why, thank you, Belle.

_________________________________

What do you say you and me

take a walk over to the tavern

_________________________________

-and take a look at my trophies?

-Maybe some other time.

_________________________________

-What's wrong with her?

-She's crazy.

_________________________________

He's gorgeous.

_________________________________

Please, Gaston, I can't.

I have to get home to help my father.

_________________________________

-Goodbye.

-(SNICKERING)

_________________________________

That crazy old loon.

He needs all the help he can get.

_________________________________

(GUFFAWS)

_________________________________

Don't talk about my father that way.

_________________________________

Yeah! Don't talk

about her father that way.

_________________________________

My father is not crazy. He's a genius.

_________________________________

(EXPLOSION)

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)

_________________________________

(MAURICE COUGHS)

_________________________________

-(COUGHING) Papa?

-How on earth did that happen?

_________________________________

-Doggone it!

-Are you all right, Papa?

_________________________________

I'm... I'm about ready

to give up on this hunk of junk.

_________________________________

(CLATTERING)

_________________________________

-You always say that.

-I mean it this time!

_________________________________

I'll never get this

boneheaded contraption to work!

_________________________________

Yes, you will. And you'll win first prize

at the fair tomorrow.

_________________________________

(SCOFFS)

_________________________________

And become a world-famous inventor.

_________________________________

You really believe that?

_________________________________

I always have.

_________________________________

Well, what are we waiting for?

I'll have this thing fixed in no time.

_________________________________

Hand me that...

The dog-legged clincher there.

_________________________________

So, did you have a good time

in town today?

_________________________________

I got a new book.

_________________________________

Papa, do you think I'm odd?

_________________________________

My daughter? Odd? (SCOFFS)

_________________________________

Where would you get an idea like that?

_________________________________

Oh, I don't know.

It's just that I'm not sure I fit in here.

_________________________________

There's no one I can really talk to.

_________________________________

MAURICE: What about that Gaston?

He's a handsome fella.

_________________________________

He's handsome, all right,

and rude and conceited and...

_________________________________

Oh, Papa, he's not for me.

_________________________________

Well, don't you worry.

_________________________________

'Cause this invention's gonna be

the start of a new life for us.

_________________________________

I think that's done it.

Now, let's give it a try.

_________________________________

(WHISTLING)

_________________________________

(CLACKING AND SQUEAKING)

_________________________________

-It works!

-It does?

_________________________________

-(GLASS BREAKING)

-It does!

_________________________________

You did it.

_________________________________

You really did it!

_________________________________

Hitch up Philippe, girl. I'm off to the fair!

_________________________________

Goodbye, Papa. Good luck.

_________________________________

Goodbye, Belle.

Take care while I'm gone.

_________________________________

MAURICE: We should be there by now.

_________________________________

Maybe we missed a turn.

_________________________________

I guess I should've taken...

Wait a minute.

_________________________________

No. Let's go this way.

_________________________________

(SNORTS)

_________________________________

Come on, Philippe, it's a shortcut.

We'll be there in no time.

_________________________________

(HOWLING)

_________________________________

This can't be right.

Where have you taken us, Philippe?

_________________________________

We better turn around.

_________________________________

(HOWLING)

_________________________________

Whoa. Whoa, boy.

_________________________________

Whoa, now, whoa, Philippe.

_________________________________

Oh!

_________________________________

Look out! No!

_________________________________

Whoa!

_________________________________

Whoa, boy!

_________________________________

Back up, back up, back up!

_________________________________

Good boy. Good boy.

That's good, that's... Back up!

_________________________________

Steady, steady, now. Steady.

_________________________________

-(HOWLING)

-Steady. No, Philippe!

_________________________________

Philippe?

_________________________________

Oh.

_________________________________

(GROWLING)

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

(SNARLING)

_________________________________

Help! Is... Is someone there?

_________________________________

Help!

_________________________________

Oh!

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

(DOOR CREAKS)

_________________________________

Wha...

_________________________________

Ooh!

_________________________________

Hello?

_________________________________

Hello!

_________________________________

LUMIERE: Poor fellow must have

lost his way in the woods.

_________________________________

COGSWORTH: Keep quiet.

Maybe he'll go away.

_________________________________

Is someone there?

_________________________________

Not a word, Lumiere. Not one word.

_________________________________

I don't mean to intrude,

but I've lost my horse

_________________________________

and I need a place to stay for the night.

_________________________________

Oh, Cogsworth, have a heart.

_________________________________

Shh!

_________________________________

Ow!

_________________________________

Of course, monsieur,

you are welcome here.

_________________________________

Who said that?

_________________________________

Over here.

_________________________________

-Where?

-Hello.

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

(GROANING)

_________________________________

Incredible!

_________________________________

Well, now you've done it, Lumiere.

_________________________________

Splendid. Just peachy. Ah!

_________________________________

-How is this accomplished?

-Put me down at once.

_________________________________

Stop that! (GIGGLES) Stop that, I say!

_________________________________

(LAUGHS)

_________________________________

Ow! Ah! Ah!

_________________________________

Sir, close that at once!

_________________________________

-Do you mind?

-I beg your pardon.

_________________________________

It's... It's just

that I've never seen a clock that...

_________________________________

(SUPPRESSING SNEEZE)

_________________________________

(SNEEZES)

_________________________________

Oh, you are soaked

to the bone, monsieur.

_________________________________

Come. Warm yourself by the fire.

_________________________________

MAURICE: Thank you.

COGSWORTH: No, no, no!

_________________________________

You know what the master will do

if he finds him here.

_________________________________

I demand that you stop right there.

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Oh, no, no. Not the master's chair.

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(BARKING)

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I'm not seeing this. I'm not seeing this.

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Well, hello there, boy.

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(SNORTING)

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-What service.

-COGSWORTH: All right.

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This has gone far enough.

I'm in charge here...

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How would you like a nice spot of tea,

sir? It'll warm you up in no time.

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No. No tea. No tea!

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(GIGGLING)

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His moustache tickles, Mama.

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Oh! (CHUCKLES)

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-Hello.

-(LOUD SLAM)

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Uh-oh!

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(EXCLAIMING IN FEAR)

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(GROWLING)

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There's a stranger here.

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Master, allow me to explain.

The gentleman was lost in the woods.

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He was cold and wet, so...

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(ROARING)

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Master, I'd like to take this moment

to say

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I was against this from the start.

It was all his fault.

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I tried to stop them.

Would they listen to me? No, no...

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(ROARING)

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Who are you?

What are you doing here?

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I... I... I was lost in the woods and...

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You are not welcome here!

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I... I'm... I'm sorry.

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-What are you staring at?

-Nothing.

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So, you've come to stare

at the Beast, have you?

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Please, I meant no harm!

I just needed a place to stay.

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-I'll give you a place to stay!

-No, no, please! No! No!

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(DOOR SLAMS)

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I hope so.
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In the meantime,

I need to go find some lost things.
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Hold on, little miss spare parts.
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You're not going near

the human house, are you?
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-(GASPS) There's a human house?

-No! I mean, yes, but no.
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-We stay away from humans.

-Oh, Iridessa!
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(BLOWING KISS)
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-Tinker Bell knows that, don't you?

-Define "stay away."
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(GROANS)

It's gonna be a long summer.
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Grouchy.
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-Oh, that's just Vidia being Vidia.

-No, the air. It smells...
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(SNIFFING) ...grouchy.
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-We might be in for a storm.

-Come on, Sil.
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The sun is shining, the air is warm.

It's a beautiful day. Nothing's gonna...
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(GASPING)
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(CAR ENGINE RATTLING)
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(BLOWING HORN)
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(CAR APPROACHING)
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(GASPING)
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(GASPS) Tinker Bell.
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(LIZZY LAUGHING)
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Thank goodness we're here, Father.

It's just like I remember it.
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GRIFFITHS: Well, of course, my darling.

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LIZZY: Look at the creek and the woods

and the meadow!
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(GRIFFITHS LAUGHS)
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Oh! I wish it was summer all year long!
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(LAUGHS) Yes, Lizzy.

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(TINKER BELL GASPS)
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Tinker Bell, what are you doing here?
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Vidia, this is amazing!

It's a carriage that moves by itself!
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There's no horse. Seriously, look.
_________________________________

-Do you see a horse up there?

-Uh. No.
_________________________________

It's a horseless carriage!

And do you want to know how it works?
_________________________________

-Not really.

-So do I.
_________________________________

I think those wheels back there move

because this chain thing rotates.
_________________________________

And I think what rotates the chain

is this big...
_________________________________

I don't care, Tinker Bell. You shouldn't

be this close to the human house.
_________________________________

What if they see us?
_________________________________

(GASPS)
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Will you stop flitting around in there?

This is serious!
_________________________________

You know what, Vidia?

I think this powers the whole thing!
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(GRUMBLES)
_________________________________

This, my dear, is exactly why tinkers

shouldn't come to the mainland. They...
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(COUGHING)
_________________________________

Let me know if this does anything.
_________________________________

(GROANS)
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(COUGHING)
_________________________________

Well, anything? Vidia, you're all wet.
_________________________________

You don't say.
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LIZZY: Father, Father, Father! Can we

bring our tea and scones outside
_________________________________

and have them here in the garden?
_________________________________

-It would be just like a little picnic.

-GRIFFITHS: Not just now, Lizzy.
_________________________________

I still have to get the trunk unpacked

and the house settled.
_________________________________

(GASPS) Father, look!

What a magnificent butterfly.
_________________________________

My word. Absolutely astonishing.
_________________________________

It's so beautiful.

What kind of butterfly is it?
_________________________________

Well, judging from the epidermal

membrane, it's clearly an apatura iris,
_________________________________

but the wings

have two entirely different patterns.
_________________________________

Well, that's nearly impossible.
_________________________________

Well, I guess that's just the way

the fairies decided to paint it.
_________________________________

Hmm?
_________________________________

Lizzy, fairies do not paint

butterfly wings
_________________________________

because, as you know,

fairies are not real.
_________________________________

-Hmm!

-Ugh!

_________________________________

But of course they are.

The proof is right here.
_________________________________

-Their paint dripped all over its wing.

-Really, darling.
_________________________________

Rational people consider

a belief in fairies to be quite foolish.
_________________________________
GRIFFITHS: The wings are so fresh.

_________________________________

What are you doing?
_________________________________

Its chrysalis must have been

in the meadow.
_________________________________

The meadow? Father, wait!
_________________________________

That's where I'm going.

Would you like to come?
_________________________________

Not now, Lizzy.

I have to update my field journal.
_________________________________

My interview at the museum

is tomorrow night.
_________________________________

You're going back already?

We just got here.
_________________________________

I know, sweetheart, and I'm very sorry.

But I'll only be gone for the day.
_________________________________

Mrs. Perkins will look after you,

and I'll be back in time to tuck you in.
_________________________________

-Promise?

-I promise.
_________________________________

-Okay.

-That's a good girl.
_________________________________

(SIGHING)
_________________________________

All clear!
_________________________________

Come on, Vidia.
_________________________________

-(SIGHS) I can't fly. My wings are wet.

-Oh! That's right. Sorry.
_________________________________

Guess you'll have to walk back.
_________________________________

But don't worry, I'll keep you company.

Actually, it might be nice.
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

Or not.

So, I think I figured out the carriage.
_________________________________

Those bottles of goop

must keep it running smoothly,
_________________________________

like snail slime, you know?
_________________________________

Hate to see the size of the snail

that stuff comes from. And at first...

_________________________________

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Hey. What you got here that's free?
How about that pistachio ice cream?
_________________________________
-No, no, wasabi.
-Same old same old.
_________________________________
What's up with you?
That looks delicious!
_________________________________
Er...little more, please.
It is free, right?
_________________________________
Keep it coming. A little more.
_________________________________
Come on, let's go. It's free.
_________________________________
You're gettin' there. Scoop, scoop.
_________________________________
There ya go!
Now that's a scoop of ice cream!
_________________________________
(IN JAPANESE)
_________________________________
My condolences.
_________________________________
_________________________________
I gotta go. Oh, er...
_________________________________
Er...
_________________________________
-(SCREAMING)
-Sorry, ladies.
_________________________________
I'm leakin'. I never leak. I never leak.
_________________________________
I never leak, I never leak, I never leak.
_________________________________
Oh, oh, I never leak. Oooh!
_________________________________
I never leak, I never leak, never...
_________________________________
Wow-wee!
_________________________________
(JAUNTY PIPED MUSIC)
_________________________________
What in the...?
_________________________________
(SPEAKS JAPANESE)
_________________________________
Hey, that tickles!
_________________________________
(SPEAKS JAPANESE)
_________________________________
(GIGGLES)
_________________________________
Waaargh!
_________________________________

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-(BELL RINGING)

-(STUDENTS CHATTERING)

_________________________________

Ahem.

_________________________________

-Very well. Foxy Loxy.

-Present, pretty, punctual.

_________________________________

-Goosey Loosey.

-(SQUEALS)

_________________________________

Master Runt of the Litter.

_________________________________

Present and accounted for,

Mr. Woolensworth.

_________________________________

Oop! Dropped my pencil!

_________________________________

(STRAINING) Whoa! Ahh!

_________________________________

-Loser!

-Henny Penny.

_________________________________

-HENNY: Here.

-Ducky Lucky.

_________________________________

-DUCKY: Here.

-Fuzzy Wuzzy.

_________________________________

-FUZZY: Here.

-Morkubine Porcupine.

_________________________________

-Yo.

-Fish Out of Water.

_________________________________

(BUBBLING)

_________________________________

(MUFFLED REPLY)

_________________________________

(CLICKS TONGUE)

_________________________________

Quite. Abby Mallard.

_________________________________

Ugly duckling.

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)

_________________________________

Class! I will not tolerate rude

behavior at the expense of a fellow...

_________________________________
ABBY: No worries, Mr. Woolensworth.

_________________________________

-Yah!

-(HORN HONKS)

_________________________________

You mustn't sneak up on me,

Ugly... uh, Abby.

_________________________________

-Where was I?

-Ugly duckling.

_________________________________

Oh, yes.

_________________________________

-Chicken Little.

-(SQUEALS)

_________________________________
WOOLENSWORTH: Hmm.

_________________________________

-(COUGHING) Tardy again.

-Tardy again. Hmm.

_________________________________

Class, turn to page 62

and translate each word in Mutton.

_________________________________

-(CLEARS THROAT) He.

-CLASS: Baa.

_________________________________

-She.

-Baa.

_________________________________

-They.

-Baa.

_________________________________

-We.

-Baa.

_________________________________

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RANDY: Come on, Mike. It's a fraternity

_________________________________

and sorority party. We have to go!

_________________________________

If we flunk that Scaring final,

we are done.

_________________________________

I'm not taking any chances.

_________________________________
RANDY: You've got

the whole semester to study,

_________________________________

but this might be our only chance

_________________________________

to get in good with the cool kids.

_________________________________

That's why I made these cupcakes.

Oops.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) That could

have been embarrassing.

_________________________________

When I'm a Scarer,

life will be a nonstop party.

_________________________________

Stay out of trouble, wild man.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Wild man.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS IN SURPRISE)

_________________________________

What the...

_________________________________

(SQUEALS)

_________________________________

-(SCREAMS)

-Archie!

_________________________________

(BOTH SCREAM)

_________________________________

Boo!

_________________________________

-Hey! What are you...

-(SHUSHING)

_________________________________

Wait... You're shushing me?

Hey! Hey! You can't...

_________________________________

(MUFFLED MUTTERING)

_________________________________

MONSTER 1: Where did he go?

MONSTER 2: He's dead meat.

_________________________________

-That guy's in big trouble.

-Yeah, he is.

_________________________________

MONSTER 3: Hey, guys! Over here!

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

-Fear Tech dummies.

-(MUFFLED PROTESTS)

_________________________________

-(GASPING)

-Oh, oh!

_________________________________

-Sorry about that, buddy.

-Why are you in my room?

_________________________________

Your room? This is my...

_________________________________

This is not my room.

_________________________________

Archie! Come here, boy.

_________________________________

-(MIMICS PIG)

-Archie?

_________________________________

Archie the Scare Pig.

He's Fear Tech's mascot.

_________________________________

-Why is it here?

-(SNIGGERING)

_________________________________

I stole it. Going to take it to the RORs.

_________________________________

The what?

_________________________________

Roar Omega Roar.

The top fraternity on campus.

_________________________________

They only accept the highly elite.

_________________________________

Okay, I'll lift the bed, you grab the pig.

_________________________________

-Ready? One, two, three.

-What? No, no... Oh! What...

_________________________________

That's it. Don't let go.

_________________________________

-Careful. He's a biter.

-(MIKE WHIMPERING)

_________________________________

(SCREAMS)

_________________________________

Whoa! Whoa, hey... (YELPS) Whoa!

_________________________________

-(GROANS)

-(SQUEALING)

_________________________________

I got him!

_________________________________

Uh-oh! Whoa!

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

That was awesome!

_________________________________

What am I doing? James P. Sullivan.

_________________________________

Mike Wazowski.

_________________________________

Listen, it was quite delightful

meeting you

_________________________________

and whatever that is,

_________________________________

but if you don't mind,

I have to study my Scaring.

_________________________________

(BLOWS RASPBERRY)

You don't need to study Scaring.

_________________________________

You just do it.

_________________________________

Really? I think there's

a little more to it than that.

_________________________________

But, hey, thanks for stopping by.

_________________________________

(GASPS) Let go of that!

_________________________________

-My hat!

-My pig!

_________________________________

(CHUCKLING)

_________________________________

Ooh!

_________________________________

Hey! Come here!

_________________________________

-Hey!

-(CONTINUES CHUCKLING)

_________________________________

Catch it!

_________________________________

Come back here!

_________________________________

-Ooh! Yeah!

-(SCREAMS)

_________________________________

Ride it to frat row!

_________________________________

(YELPING)

_________________________________

(SINGING) Tentacles and serpent's 
wings, they...

_________________________________

Hey!

_________________________________

Whoa... Ow!

_________________________________

(CROWD CHATTERING)

_________________________________

(MONSTER WHOOPING)

_________________________________

(YELPING)

_________________________________

Wow!

_________________________________

(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

_________________________________

-(WHOOPING)

-Whoa!

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

-Go, go, go!

-(SCREAMS)

_________________________________

Hey...

_________________________________

-Come on! Hey!

-Ooh!

_________________________________

Cupcake?

_________________________________

-(SCREAMS)

-(GASPS)

_________________________________

(GROANS)

_________________________________

Whoa...

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

(SULLEY LAUGHING)

_________________________________

Ooh! (GRUNTS)

_________________________________

(GROANS)

_________________________________

(BELLS RINGING)

_________________________________

(SQUEALS)

_________________________________

Got it! (CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

(WHOOPING)

_________________________________

-Fear Tech's mascot! MU rules!

-(ALL CHEERING)

_________________________________

(LAUGHS)

_________________________________

ALL: (CHANTING) M-U! M-U! M-U!

_________________________________
BIG RED: Did you see him
catch that pig?

_________________________________

You are Jaws Theta Chi material,

freshman.

_________________________________

Oh, thanks. I don't know...

_________________________________

No, no, no. He's an Omega Howl guy.

_________________________________

-Back off. We saw him first.

-No way. We did!

_________________________________
JOHNNY: I'll take it from here,

gentlemen.

_________________________________

Johnny Worthington,

president of Roar Omega Roar.

_________________________________

What's your name, big blue?

_________________________________

Jimmy Sullivan. Friends call me Sulley.

_________________________________

This guy's a Sullivan?

Like the famous Sullivan?

_________________________________

I can't believe it! That is crazy!

(LAUGHING)

_________________________________

-Chet, calm down.

-I'm sorry.

_________________________________

Sulley, any freshman with the guts

to pull off a stunt like that

_________________________________

has got "Future Scarer"

written all over him.

_________________________________

Hey, did you see me ride the pig?

That took guts.

_________________________________

Slow down, squirt.

This party is for Scare students only.

_________________________________

Oh, sorry, killer,

but you might want to hang out

_________________________________

with someone a little more your speed.

_________________________________

Uh... They look fun!

_________________________________

Oh, hey there.

Want to join Oozma Kappa?

_________________________________

We have cake.

_________________________________

Go crazy.

_________________________________

-Is that a joke?

-(JOHNNY GROANS)

_________________________________

Sulley, talk to your friend.

_________________________________

Oh, he's not really my friend, but sure.

_________________________________

You heard him.

This is a party for Scare students.

_________________________________

I am a Scare student.

_________________________________

I mean for Scare students who actually,

_________________________________

you know, have a chance.

_________________________________

-Aw, snap!

-(ALL LAUGHING)

_________________________________

My chances are just as good as yours.

_________________________________

You're not even

in the same league with me.

_________________________________

Just wait, hotshot.

_________________________________

I'm going to scare circles

around you this year.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLING) Oh, okay.

I'd like to see that.

_________________________________

Oh, don't worry. You will.
_________________________________

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