Disney NeverEnding Chronology (Spring 2017 Part 1) - Subtitles (en)

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January–February 2017

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(GROANS)

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We're here?

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See, told you I could do it!

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Motunui?

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I'm home?

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-TUI: Moana!

-Dad?

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SINA: Moana!

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Mom?

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Help!

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No!

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Moana!

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(GASPS)

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MAUI: Enjoy your beauty rest?

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You know,

a real wayfinder never sleeps...

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so they actually get

where they need to go.

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Muscle up, buttercup.

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We're here.

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You're sure this guy's gonna

have your hook?

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Tamatoa? Oh, he'll have it.

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He's a scavenger. Collects stuff.

Thinks it makes him look cool.

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Ah!

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And for Tamatoa, trust me...

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my hook is the coolest collectible.

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And he lives up there?

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No, no, no.

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That's just the entrance...

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to Lalotai.

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(GASPS) Lalotai?

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Realm of monsters?

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We're going to the realm of monsters?

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We? No. Me.

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You are gonna stay here

with the other chicken. (CLUCKING)

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That's what I'm talking about.

Gimme some.

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Come on. That was a good one.

How do you not get it?

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I called her a chicken,

there's a chicken on the boat.

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I know she's human,

but that's not the...

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You know what? Forget it. Forget it!

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I'm not explaining it to you.

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'Cause then it's not funny.

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(GRUNTING)

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(MOANA GRUNTING)

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(GROANS)

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So, daughter of the chief...

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I thought you stayed in the village.

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You know, kissing babies and things.

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Hey, I'm just trying to understand...

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why your people decided to send...

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How do I phrase this? You.

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My people didn't send me.

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The ocean did.

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The ocean?

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Makes sense.

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You're what, eight? Can't sail.

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Obvious choice.

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It chose me for a reason.

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If the ocean's so smart...

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why didn't it just take the heart

back to Te Fiti itself?

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Or bring me my hook?

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The ocean's straight up kooky-dooks.

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But I'm sure it's not wrong about you.

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You're the Chosen One!

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The ocean chose you for a reason.

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If you start singing,

I'm gonna throw up.

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So, not seeing an entrance.

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Yes, because it only appears...

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after a human sacrifice.

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Kidding. (LAUGHS)

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So serious.

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(COUGHING)

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(SHOUTING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

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Don't worry...

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it's a lot farther down than it looks.

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Cheeeehoooo!

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I am still falling!

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(WATER SPLASHES)

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You can do this.

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Go!

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And he sticks the landing.

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Huh?

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What? Dum-dum, she's not even here.

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No mortal's gonna jump

into the realm of...

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Huh?

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Well, she's dead.

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Okay, let's get my hook.

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Ew! Ew, ew, ew, ew.

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(PANTING)

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(SCREECHING)

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(CREATURE GROWLING)

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Maui's fishhook!

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Yeah! (GROANS)

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(GASPS) Sorry!

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I thought you were a monster...

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But I found your hook.

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And, you're right, this Tamatoa guy

really likes his treasure.

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Stay.

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What? No. I'm the one who found...

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Listen. For a thousand years...

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I've only been thinking of

keeping this hair silky...

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getting my hook...

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and being awesome again.

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And it's not getting screwed up

by a mortal...

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who has no business

inside of a monster cave, except...

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Except...

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maybe as bait.

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Huh?

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Wow!

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The shiny, glittery cave.

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And just like me...

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it is covered in sparkly treasure.

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Sparkle, sparkle, sparkle.

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You're not selling it!

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This is stupid!

I'm just gonna walk up and get it!

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You go up there, he will kill you.

Just stick to the plan.

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Oh, when he shows up,

keep him distracted.

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Make him talk about himself.

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He loves bragging about

how great he is.

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You two must get along swell.

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No, not since I ripped off his leg.

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You ripped off his...

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Maui?

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(LAUGHING)

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What have we here?

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It's a sparkly, shiny... Wait a minute.

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(YELPS)

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Ugh! It's a human!

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What are you doing down here,

in the realm of the...

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Just pick an eye, babe.

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I can't concentrate

on what I'm saying if you keep...

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Yeah, pick one, pick one!

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You're a funny-looking little thing,

aren't you?

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Don't! That's my gramma's!

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"That's my gramma's!"

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I ate my gramma!

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And it took a week,

'cause she was absolutely humongous.

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Why are you here?

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'Cause you're amazing!

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And we mortals have heard of the tale

of the crab who became a legend!

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And I just had to know...

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how you became so...

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crabulous?

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Are you just trying to get me

to talk about myself?

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Because if you are...

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I will gladly do so.

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Huh?

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In song form!

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Well, Tamatoa

hasn't always been this glam

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I was a drab little crab once

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Now I know I can be happy as a clam

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Because I'm beautiful, baby

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And did your granny say

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Listen to your heart

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Be who you are on the inside

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I need three words

To tear her argument apart

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Your granny lied

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I'd rather be shiny

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Like a treasure

From a sunken pirate wreck

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Scrub the deck

And make it look shiny

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I will sparkle like a

Wealthy woman's neck

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Just a sec

Don't ya know

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Fish are dumb, dumb, dumb

They chase anything that glitters

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Beginners

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Oh, and here they come, come, come

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To the brightest thing that glitters

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Mm, fish dinners

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I just love free food

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And you look like seafood

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MAUI: Hey, crab cake!

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I'm back.

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It's Maui Time!

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(GASPS)

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What do you say, little buddy?

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Giant hawk? Coming up!

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Cheeeehoooo!

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Cheeeehoooo!

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Well, well, well.

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Little Maui's having

trouble with his look

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Ya little semi-demi-mini-god

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Ouch

What a terrible performance

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Get the hook

Get it?

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You don't swing it

Like you used to, man

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Yet I have to give you

Credit for my start

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And your tattoos on the outside

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For just like you

I made myself a work of art

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I 'll never hide

I can't

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I'm too shiny

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Watch me dazzle

Like a diamond in the rough

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Strut my stuff

My stuff is so shiny

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Send your armies

But they'll never be enough

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My shell's too tough

Maui, man

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You can try, try, try

But you can't expect a demigod

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To beat a decapod

Look it up

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You Will die, die, die

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Now it's time for me to take apart

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Your achin' heart

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Far from the ones who abandoned you

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Chasing the love of these humans

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Who made you feel wanted

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You tried to be tough

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But your armor's just not hard enough

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Maui

Now it's time to kick your heinie

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Ever seen someone so shiny

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Soak it in

'Cause it's the last you'll ever see

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C'est la vie

Mon ami

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I'm so shiny

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Now I eat you so

prepare your final plea

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Just for me

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You'll never be quite as shiny

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You wish you were nice and shiny

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-MOANA: Hey!

-Huh?

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I got something shiny for ya!

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The heart of Te Fiti.

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You can't run from me!

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Oh, you can. You keep surprising me.

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There's only so far you can get

on those two little legs.

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(YELLS)

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(LAUGHING)

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The power of creation...

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for a crustacean.

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Where is it? Where is it?

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We gotta go!

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What about the heart?

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He can have it. I've got a better one.

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Yes, I have the...

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Wait a minute.

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I see, she's taken a barnacle

and she's covered it in...

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bioluminescent algae as a diversion.

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Come back here!

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Cheeeehoooo!

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Hey!

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Did you like the song?

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(THUDDING)

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We're alive!

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We're alive!

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Listen...

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I appreciate what you did down there.

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Mm-hmm.

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-Took guts.

-Mm-hmm.

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-But...

-Mm-hmm.

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I'm sorry.

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I'm trying to be sincere for once,

and it feels like you're distracted.

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No, no. No way!

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Really? Because you're looking at me

like I have a...

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(GASPS)

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shark head.

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What? Do you have a shark head?

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Look, the point is...

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for a little girl, child, thing,

whatever...

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who had no business

being down there...

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you did me a solid.

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But you also almost died.

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And I couldn't even beat that dumb crab.

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So, chances of beating Te Kā?

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Bupkis.

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We're never making it to Te Fiti.

This mission is cursed.

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It's not cursed.

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Shark head.

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It is not cursed.

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(GROANS)

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Cursed.

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What can I say except

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We're dead soon

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We're dead soon

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Can you at least try?

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Giant hawk.

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Hey, it's okay, it's okay

We're dead soon

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All right, break time's over.

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Get up.

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Why? Are you gonna

give me a speech?

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Tell me I can beat Te Kā

'cause I'm "Maui?"

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Take a hike, Tiny.

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How do you get your tattoos?

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They show up. When I earn them.

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How'd you earn that one?

What's that for?

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That's man's discovery of Nunya.

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What's Nunya?

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Nunya business.

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I'll just keep asking.

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What's it for?

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You need to stop doing that.

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-Back off.

-Just tell me what it is.

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I said back off.

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Is it why your hook's not working?

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You don't wanna talk, don't talk.

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You wanna throw me off the boat...

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throw me off.

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You wanna tell me

I don't know what I'm doing...

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I know I don't.

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I have no idea why the ocean chose me.

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You're right.

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But my island is dying...

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so I am here.

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It's just me and you.

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And I want to help...

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but I can't if you don't let me.

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(SIGHS)

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MAUI: I wasn't born a demigod.

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I had human parents.

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They took one look and decided...

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they did not want me.

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They threw me into the sea...

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like I was nothing.

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Somehow, I was found by the gods.

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They gave me the hook.

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They made me...

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Maui.

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And back to the humans I went.

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I gave them islands, fire, coconuts.

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Anything they could ever want.

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You took the heart for them.

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You did everything for them.

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So they'd love you.

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It was never enough.

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Maybe the gods found you for a reason.

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Maybe the ocean brought you to them...

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because it saw someone

who was worthy of being saved.

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But the gods aren't the ones

who make you Maui.

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You are.

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Okay, okay.

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I love you, too, buddy.

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Cheeeehoooo!

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Yeah!

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Next stop, Te Fiti.

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What?

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I figured it out.

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You know, the ocean used to love

when I pulled up islands...

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'cause your ancestors

would sail her seas and find 'em.

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All those new lands, new villages.

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It was the water that connected 'em all.

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And if I were the ocean...

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I think I'd be looking for

a curly-haired non-princess...

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to start that again.

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That is literally the nicest thing

you've ever said to me.

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Probably should have saved it

for Te Fiti.

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I did.

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Moana of Motunui...

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I believe you have officially

delivered Maui across the great sea.

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Moana! Moana! Moana!

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You're so amazing!

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It's time.

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Go save the world.

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Cheeeehoooo!

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(GASPS)

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(ROARING)

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(GROANS)

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Maui!

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What are you doing?

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Finding you a better way in!

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-We won't make it!

-Yes, we will!

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-Turn around!

-No!

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Moana, stop!

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No!

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(BOTH SCREAMING)

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Are you okay?

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Maui?

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I told you to turn back.

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I thought we could make it.

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We?

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I thought I could make it.

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We can fix it.

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It was made by the gods.

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You can't fix it!

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Next time we'll be more careful.

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Te Kā was stuck on the barrier islands.

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It's lava, it can't go in the water.

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We can find a way around.

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I'm not going back.

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We still have to restore the heart.

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My hook is cracked.

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One more hit, and it's over.

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Maui, you have to restore the heart.

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Without my hook, I am nothing.

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That's not true!

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Without my hook, I am nothing!

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(SHUDDERING)

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We are only here...

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because you stole the heart

in the first place.

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No, we're here because

the ocean told you you're special...

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and you believed it.

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I am Moana of Motunui.

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-You will board my boat...

-Goodbye, Moana.

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Sail across the sea...

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I'm not killing myself...

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so you can prove

you're something you're not!

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And restore the heart of Te Fiti!

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The ocean chose me!

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It chose wrong.

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Maui!

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Why did you bring me here?

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I'm not the right person.

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You have to choose someone else.

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Choose someone else.

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Please.

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(SOBBING)

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No.

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GRAMMA: You're a long ways

past the reef.

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Gramma?

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Guess I chose the right tattoo.

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Gramma!

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I tried, Gramma.

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I couldn't do it.

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It's not your fault.

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I never should have put so much

on your shoulders.

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If you are ready to go home...

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I will be with you.

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Why do you hesitate?

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I don't know.

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I know a girl from an island

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She stands apart from the crowd

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She loves the sea and her people

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She makes her whole family proud

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Sometimes the world

seems against you

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The journey may leave a scar

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But scars can heal and reveal just

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Where you are

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The people you love will change you

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The things you have

learned will guide you

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And nothing on earth can silence

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The quiet voice still inside you

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And when that voice starts to whisper

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Moana, you've come so far

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Moana, listen

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Do you know who you are?

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Who am I?

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I am a girl who loves my island

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And the girl who loves the sea

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It calls me

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I am the daughter of the village chief

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We are descended from voyagers

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Who found their way across the world

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They call me

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I've delivered us to where we are

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I have journeyed farther

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I am everything I've learned and more

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Still it calls me

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And the call isn't out there at all

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It's inside me

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It's like the tide

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Always falling and rising

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I will carry you here in my heart

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You remind me

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That come what may

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I know the way

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I am Moana

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(GRUNTS)

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I am Moana of Motunui.

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Aboard my boat...

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I will sail across the sea...

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and restore the heart of Te Fiti.

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Te Kā can't follow us into the water.

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We make it past the barrier islands...

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we make it to Te Fiti.

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None of which you understand...

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-because you are a chicken.

-(CLUCKING)

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(ROARING)

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(GRUNTING)

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(YELPS)

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No!

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Heihei! No, no, no!

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Nice work!

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Te Fiti.

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(COUGHING)

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(GRUNTING)

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(EAGLE SCREECHING)

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Maui!

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You came back.

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(CHUCKLES)

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But your hook.

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One more hit and...

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Te Kā's gotta catch me first.

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(TE KĀ ROARING)

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I got your back, Chosen One.

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Go save the world.

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Maui.

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Thank you.

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You're welcome.

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Cheeeehoooo!

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(SCREAMING)

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Hot-hot-hot, hot-hot-hot!

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Hey, Te Kā!

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Shark head!

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Cheeeehoooo!

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(GROANS)

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Moana!

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Get the heart to the spiral!

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Te Fiti...

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it's gone.

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MAUI: Te Kā!

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(SHOUTING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

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Let her come to me.

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(ROARING)

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I have crossed the horizon to find you

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I know your name

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They have stolen the

heart from inside you

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But this does not define you

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This is not who you are

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You know who you are

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Who you truly are.

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Te Fiti!

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(HEIHEI SCREECHING)

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The chicken lives.

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I'm sorry about your hook.

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Well, hook, no hook...

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I'm Maui.

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(GASPS) Te Fiti!

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(LAUGHING SHEEPISHLY)

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Hey, I mean, how you been?

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(CLEARS THROAT)

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Look, what I did was...

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wrong.

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I have no excuse.

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I'm sorry.

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(GASPS)

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You know, it'd be rude to refuse

a gift from a goddess.

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Cheeeehoooo!

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Thank you.

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Your kind gesture is

deeply appreciated.

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Cheeeehoooo.

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Gonna miss you, drumstick.

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You could come with us, you know.

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My people are going to need

a master wayfinder.

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They already have one.

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See you out there, Maui.

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See you out there, Moana.

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Cheeeehoooo!

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Mom! Dad!

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Moana!

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I may have gone

a little ways past the reef.

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It suits you.

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MALE VILLAGER: She's back!

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-FEMALE VILLAGER: Moana!

-(PUA SQUEALING)

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MOANA: Pua!

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Moana!

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Welcome home!

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(VILLAGERS CHEERING)
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February 2017 (during the Oscars)

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JUDY: When I was a kid...

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I thought Zootopia

was this perfect place.
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Where everyone got along

and anyone could be anything.
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Turns out...
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real life is a little bit

more complicated...
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than a slogan on a bumper sticker.
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Real life is messy.
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We all have limitations.

We all make mistakes.
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Which means, hey, glass half full...
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we all have a lot in common.
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And the more we try

to understand one another...
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the more exceptional

each of us will be.
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But we have to try.
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So, no matter what type

of animal you are...
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From the biggest elephant...
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to our first fox...
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I implore you... Try.
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Try to make the world a better place.
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Look inside yourself...
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and recognize that change...
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starts with you.
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It starts with me.
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It starts with all of us.
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(ALL CHEERING)
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February 2017 (after the Oscars)

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Knock, knock.
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(CLEARS THROAT) Oh.
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Hey, Dusty.
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I just...
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Hmm.
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I wish there was, uh...
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You know, I wish there was

something I could do.
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Oh, there's nothing. It's all right.
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I'm old, Dusty.
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Looks like my firefighting days are over.
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Uh, no.
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No, Mayday.
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Look, there's still plenty

of firefight left in you.
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Look at...
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I mean, right here,

"Firefighter of the Year."
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Huh, 1968.
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Okay. Your Bronze Star.
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Old and tarnished.
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Like me.
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DUSTY: Oh.
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Is this you and an old crop duster?
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-Hmm?

-This one, right here.

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Oh, yeah.
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Mendocino, 1956.
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Oh, '55, '55.
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Yeah, I was there. Yeah, I was there.
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I got to witness

one of the very first aerial firefighters.
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-DUSTY: Oh.

-Nowadays known as a "SEAT."

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DUSTY: A "SEAT"?
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MAYDAY:

Yeah. A "Single Engine Air Tanker."
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DUSTY: Huh.
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MAYDAY:

You see, instead of dusting crops,
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you know, like you used to do,
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they drop water.
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-Wow.

-Yeah.
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Uh,
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Mayday?
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Mmm-hmm?
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What if I became our second firefighter?
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You?
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Yeah. Dottie will fix you up,
_________________________________

and I'll get certified.
_________________________________

What about your racing?
_________________________________

Look. Right now, we need

to get Propwash reopened.
_________________________________

Me...
_________________________________

And you.
_________________________________

I don't know what to say.
_________________________________

Thanks, Dusty.
_________________________________
_________________________________

JACK: Darkness.

_________________________________
That's the first thing I remember.

_________________________________

It was dark, and it was cold.

_________________________________

And I was scared.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) But then,

_________________________________

then I saw the moon.

_________________________________

It was so big and it was so bright.

_________________________________

It seemed to chase the darkness away.

_________________________________
(GASPS)

_________________________________
(PANTING)

_________________________________
And when it did,

_________________________________
I wasn't scared anymore.

_________________________________
Why I was there
and what I was meant to do,

_________________________________
that I've never known.

_________________________________
And a part of me wonders if I ever will.

_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(EXHALES)
_________________________________

(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMING FEARFULLY)
_________________________________

(WIND WHISTLING)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

(INDISTINCT TALKING IN DISTANCE)
_________________________________

(YELLS)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMING IN SURPRISE)
_________________________________

(EXHALES)
_________________________________

(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

Hello. Hello.
_________________________________

Good evening, ma'am. Ma'am?
_________________________________

Oh, uh, excuse me.
Can you tell me where I am?
_________________________________

(GASPING)
_________________________________

Hello?

_________________________________
My name is Jack Frost.

_________________________________
How do I know that?

_________________________________
The moon told me so.

_________________________________
But that was all he ever told me.

_________________________________
And that was a long, long time ago.
_________________________________

_________________________________

KING: Donald,
_________________________________

I'm sorry to rush off
without saying goodbye,
_________________________________
but there's big trouble brewing.
_________________________________
I'm not sure why, but the stars have
been blinking out, one by one.
_________________________________
And that means disaster
can't be far behind.
_________________________________
I hate to leave you all
but I've gotta go check into it.
_________________________________
There's someone with a "key",
_________________________________
the key to our survival.
_________________________________
So I need you and Goofy to find him,
and stick with him. Got it?
_________________________________
We need that key or we're doomed!
_________________________________
So go to Traverse Town and find Leon.
_________________________________
He'll point you in the right direction.

_________________________________

P.S.
_________________________________
Would you apologize to Minnie for me?
_________________________________
Thanks, pal.

_________________________________

DAISY: Oh, dear!
What could this mean?

_________________________________

It means we'll just have to trust the king.

_________________________________

Gawrsh, I sure hope he's all right.

_________________________________

Your Highness.
_________________________________
Don't worry.
We'll find the king and this "key."

_________________________________

Thank you, both of you.

_________________________________

Daisy, can you take care of...

_________________________________

Of course.
You be careful, now, both of you.

_________________________________

Oh, and to chronicle your travels,
he will accompany you.

_________________________________

Over here!
_________________________________
Cricket's the name.
Jiminy Cricket, at your service.

_________________________________

We hope for your safe return.
Please help the king.

_________________________________

You're coming, too!

_________________________________

GOOFY: Gawrsh, Jiminy,
your world disappeared, too?

_________________________________

JIMINY: It was terrible.
We were scattered.
_________________________________
And as far as I can see, I'm the
only one who made it to this castle.

_________________________________

Goofy?

_________________________________

Oh, right...
_________________________________
I gotcha. While we're in the other worlds,
we can't let on where we're from.
_________________________________
We've gotta protect the world border.

_________________________________

"Order."

_________________________________

Right. World order. (LAUGHS)
_________________________________
(DONALD SIGHS)

_________________________________

I guess we'll need new
duds when we get there.

_________________________________
(WHIRRING)

_________________________________
Hello up there?
Donald Duck to launch crew!
_________________________________
Anytime you're ready.
_________________________________
(BEEPING)
_________________________________
(WHIRRING)

_________________________________

DONALD: Blast off!
_________________________________
-(DONALD QUACKING)
-GOOFY: Ya-hoo-hoo-hooey!
_________________________________

_________________________________

(THUNDER RUMBLING)

_________________________________

(BABY LEWIS CRYING)

_________________________________

(FEET PATTERING)

_________________________________

(KNOCKING)

_________________________________

(BABY LEWIS CRYING)

_________________________________

_________________________________

(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING)

_________________________________
(ELECTRONIC SURGE THUMPS)

_________________________________

(STEADY BEEPING)

_________________________________

(CLANK)

_________________________________

(RUMBLING)

_________________________________

(WHOOSHING)

_________________________________

(CLANK)

_________________________________

(ELECTRONIC BEEPING)

_________________________________

(CROWD MURMURING)

_________________________________

(ELECTRIC SURGE THUMPS)

_________________________________

(FOOTSTEPS THUDDING)

_________________________________

(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)

_________________________________

(FEMALE VOICE) Read the charges.

_________________________________

Dr. Jumba Jookiba,

_________________________________

lead scientist of

Galaxy Defense Industries,

_________________________________

you stand before this council

_________________________________

accused of illegal

genetic experimentation.

_________________________________

(ELECTRONIC WHIRRING)

_________________________________

(THUD)

_________________________________
GRAND COUNCILWOMAN:

How do you plead?

_________________________________

Not guilty!

_________________________________

My experiments are only theoretical,

completely within legal boundaries.

_________________________________

We believe you actually

created something.

_________________________________

Created something? Ha!

_________________________________

But that would be

irresponsible and unethical.

_________________________________

I would never, ever...

_________________________________

(WHOOSHES SOFTLY)

_________________________________

...make more than one.

_________________________________

(GROWLING AND SNARLING)

_________________________________

(CLANKS)

_________________________________

(ALL GASPING)

_________________________________

What is that monstrosity?

_________________________________

Monstrosity?

_________________________________

What you see before you is

the first of a new species.

_________________________________

I call it experiment 6-2-6.

_________________________________

(SNARLING)

_________________________________
JUMBA: He is bulletproof, fireproof

_________________________________

and can think faster

than supercomputer.

_________________________________

He can see in the dark

and move objects 3,000 times his size.

_________________________________

His only instinct,

to destroy everything he touches!

_________________________________

(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

_________________________________

So, it is a monster.

_________________________________

Hey, just a little one.

_________________________________

It is an affront to nature.

It must be destroyed!

_________________________________

Calm yourself, Captain Gantu.

Perhaps it can be reasoned with.

_________________________________

Experiment 6-2-6, give us some sign

you understand any of this.

_________________________________

Show us that there is something

inside you that is good.

_________________________________

(CLEARING THROAT)

_________________________________

ALL: Hmm?

_________________________________

Meega, nala kweesta!

_________________________________

(HORRIFIED GASPS)

_________________________________

(RETCHING)

_________________________________

So naughty!

_________________________________

(CACKLING SINISTERLY)

_________________________________

I didn't teach it that.

_________________________________

Place that idiot scientist under arrest!

_________________________________

I prefer to be called "evil genius"!

_________________________________

And as for that abomination...

_________________________________

(SLURPING)

_________________________________

...it is the flawed product

of a deranged mind.

_________________________________

(GLASS SQUEAKING)

_________________________________

It has no place among us.

_________________________________

Captain Gantu, take him away.

_________________________________

With pleasure.

_________________________________

(KNUCKLES CRACKING)

_________________________________

(MUTTERING)

_________________________________

(CLANKING)

_________________________________

(SNARLING)

_________________________________

(SQUEAKS)

_________________________________

(JABBERING)

_________________________________

(YELPS)

_________________________________

Hmm.

_________________________________

(GURGLING)

_________________________________

(CLANKING AND WHIRRING)

_________________________________

(SNORTING)

_________________________________

Uncomfortable?

_________________________________

Oh... Good!

_________________________________

The council has banished you

to exile on a desert asteroid.

_________________________________

So, relax... Enjoy the trip

_________________________________

and don't get any ideas.

_________________________________

These guns are locked

onto your genetic signature.

_________________________________

They won't shoot anyone but you.

_________________________________

(FEROCIOUS SNARL)

_________________________________

Ow! Why, you...

_________________________________

(CLEARING THROAT)

_________________________________

May I remind the Captain

that he is on duty.

_________________________________

(PISTOL SQUEAKS AND POPS)

_________________________________

Secure the cell!

_________________________________

Aye, captain.

_________________________________

(WHIRS AND THUDS)

_________________________________

(HATCH WHIRS SHUT)

_________________________________

FEMALE OFFICER: Captain on deck.

_________________________________

All ahead full.

_________________________________

(SEAT CUSHION HISSES)

_________________________________

(CONTROLS BEEPING)

_________________________________

Do... Does this, uh,

look infected to you?

_________________________________

(ENGINE WHOOSHING)

_________________________________

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS)

_________________________________

(GUNS WHIRRING)

_________________________________

(CLICKING AND WHIRRING)

_________________________________

Oh!

_________________________________

(THROATY GURGLING)

_________________________________

(HIGH-PITCHED SQUEAL)

_________________________________

(GURGLING AND WHIRRING

CONTINUE)

_________________________________

Quiet, you.

_________________________________

(GROWLING AND SNORTING)

_________________________________

-Gunfire in the cell bay!

-Open a channel.

_________________________________

(TEETH CHATTERING)

_________________________________

(CHUCKLING)

_________________________________

(WHIMPERING)

_________________________________

(GUNS ZAPPING)

_________________________________

(ALARM BUZZING)

_________________________________

He's loose on Deck C!

_________________________________

Red alert. Seal off the deck!

_________________________________

(YELPS, GRUNTS)

_________________________________

(WHIMPERING)

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

Security, converge on Door 7!

_________________________________

GANTU: (OVER INTERCOM)

Deadly force authorized. Fire on sight!

_________________________________

There he is!

_________________________________

(SQUEALING)

_________________________________

Security to bridge.

_________________________________

It's in the ventilation system.

_________________________________

(FOOTSTEPS CLICKING)

_________________________________

He's headed for the power...

_________________________________

(ENGINES WHINING)

_________________________________

...grid.

_________________________________

(LOUD THUD, WHOOSHING)

_________________________________

What was that?

_________________________________

I don't think he's on the ship anymore.

_________________________________

Confirmed. He's taken a police cruiser.

_________________________________

(ALARM BEEPING)

_________________________________

Yeah... He took the red one.

_________________________________

(HORN HONKING)

_________________________________

Yee-haw!

_________________________________

(WEAPON FIRE CRACKLING)

_________________________________

(YELLING)

_________________________________

(WEAPONS ZAPPING)

_________________________________

(WHOOSHING)

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

(ENGINES WHINING)

_________________________________

Hmm?

_________________________________

PILOT: That's it! We got it. We got it!

_________________________________

(SHOUTING AND LAUGHING)

_________________________________

COMPUTER VOICE:

Hyperdrive activated. System charging.

_________________________________

He's engaged his H-drive!

_________________________________

COMPUTER: Warning,

guidance is not functional.

_________________________________

Pursuit Commander, that crazy trog

is about to make a jump!

_________________________________

COMMANDER: Break formation!

Get clear of that ship!

_________________________________

Navigation failure.

Do not engage hyper...

_________________________________

(THUNDEROUS EXPLOSION)

_________________________________

(ELECTRICAL CRACKLING)

_________________________________

(POUNDS CHAIR)

_________________________________

(FRUSTRATED SIGH)

_________________________________

Get me Galactic Control.

_________________________________

(DOOR WHOOSHES)

_________________________________

Where is he?

_________________________________

He's still in hyperspace.

_________________________________

Where will he exit?

_________________________________

Calculating now.

_________________________________

Quadrant 17, section 0-0-5, area 51.

_________________________________
A planet called... Ee-arth.

_________________________________

I want an expert on this planet

in here now!

_________________________________

(MONITOR BEEPING)

_________________________________

What is that?

_________________________________

Water. Most of the planet

is covered in it.

_________________________________

He won't survive in water.

His molecular density is too great.

_________________________________

(RELIEVED SIGHS)

_________________________________

(BEEPING CONTINUES)

_________________________________

No...

_________________________________

(BELL DINGING)

_________________________________

(CLAMORING)

_________________________________

Of course.

_________________________________

How much time do we have?

_________________________________

We have projected his landing

at three hours, 42 minutes.

_________________________________

Oh, we have to gas the planet.

_________________________________

Hold it! Hold everything!

_________________________________

Earth is a protected wildlife preserve.

_________________________________

Yeah. We've been using it

to rebuild the mosquito population

_________________________________

which, need I remind you,

is an endangered species!

_________________________________

Am I to assume you are the expert?

_________________________________

(LAUGHING MODESTLY)

Oh, I don't know about "expert."

_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT)

_________________________________

Agent Pleakley at your service.

_________________________________

Can we not simply destroy the island?

_________________________________

No! Crazyhead!

_________________________________

The mosquito's food of choice,

primitive humanoid life forms,

_________________________________

have colonies all over that planet.

_________________________________

Are they intelligent?

_________________________________

No, but they're very delicate.

_________________________________

In fact, every time an asteroid strikes

their planet,

_________________________________

they have to begin life all over.

_________________________________

(SIGHS)

_________________________________

It's fascinating, isn't it?

With this, I've been able to study...

_________________________________

What if our military forces

just landed there?

_________________________________

Well, that'd be a bad idea!

_________________________________

These are extremely

simple creatures, miss.

_________________________________

Landing there would create

mass mayhem and planet-wide panic!

_________________________________

A quiet capture would require

an understanding of 6-2-6

_________________________________

that we do not possess!

_________________________________

Who, then, Mr. Pleakley,

would you send for his extraction?

_________________________________

Does he have a brother?

_________________________________

Close grandmother, perhaps?

_________________________________

(ANGRY SHOUTING)

_________________________________

(INSANE JABBERING)

_________________________________

Friendly cousin?

_________________________________

Neighbor with a beard?

_________________________________

(INMATES CHANTING FURIOUSLY)

_________________________________

(WHIRRING)

_________________________________

(ELECTRICAL HUMMING)

_________________________________

(ENRAGED ROARING)

_________________________________

(GOBBLING)

_________________________________

(SNIFFLES)

_________________________________

(JUMBA MURMURING)

_________________________________

(LAUGHING SINISTERLY)

_________________________________

He got away?

_________________________________

I'm sure this comes

as no surprise to you.

_________________________________

I designed this creature

for to be unstoppable.

_________________________________

Which is precisely why

you must now bring him back.

_________________________________

What? Me?

_________________________________

And to reward you,

_________________________________

we are willing to trade

your freedom for his capture.

_________________________________

(SIGHS)

_________________________________

6-2-6 will not come easily.

_________________________________

Maybe direct hit from plasma cannon

might stun him long enough to...

_________________________________

Plasma cannon granted.

Do we have a bargain, Dr. Jumba?

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

B-b-but it's a delicate planet!

_________________________________

(SINGSONG)

Who's going to control him?

_________________________________

You will.

_________________________________

Very good, your highness.

I... I didn't quite...

_________________________________

(DOOR SLAMS SHUT)

_________________________________

Uh, you're not joking!

_________________________________

So, tell me, my little one-eyed one,

_________________________________

on what poor, pitiful,

defenseless planet

_________________________________

has my monstrosity been unleashed?

_________________________________

_________________________________
March 2017

_________________________________

_________________________________
(NORTH VOCALIZING)
_________________________________
(NORTH LAUGHS)
_________________________________

NORTH: Still waiting for cookies!
_________________________________

(CONTINUES VOCALIZING)
_________________________________

(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING)
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Yes!
_________________________________

Ah, finally!
_________________________________

(MUNCHING) Mmm! Mmm.
_________________________________

(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS IN DISAPPOINTMENT)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(BOTH EXCLAIMING FEARFULLY)
_________________________________

(SIGHS) How many times

have I told you to knock?
_________________________________

-(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

-What?
_________________________________

The Globe?
_________________________________

Shoo with your pointy heads.
_________________________________

Why are you always under boot?
_________________________________

(CRACKLING)
_________________________________

What is this?
_________________________________

Have you checked the axis?

Is rotation balanced?
_________________________________

(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
_________________________________

(YETIS EXCLAIM FEARFULLY)
_________________________________

(LAUGHING EVILLY)
_________________________________

Can it be?
_________________________________

Dingle!
_________________________________

Make preparations.
_________________________________

We are going to have company.
_________________________________

(SIGHS CONTENTEDLY)
_________________________________

TOOTH: Eighteen central incisors.
_________________________________

Moscow, sector 9.
22 incisors, 18 premolars.

_________________________________

Uh-oh. Heavy rain advisory.
_________________________________

Des Moines, we've got a cusped

at 23 Maple. Head out!
_________________________________

Wait! It's her first tooth.
_________________________________

Have you ever seen

a more adorable lateral incisor
_________________________________

in all of your life?
_________________________________

Look how she flossed.
_________________________________

(FAIRY SQUEAKING)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

NORTH: My fellow Guardians,

_________________________________
it is our job to watch over

the children of the world
_________________________________

and keep them safe.
_________________________________

To bring wonder, hope, and dreams.
_________________________________

And so I have called us

all here for one reason,
_________________________________

and one reason only.
_________________________________

The children are in danger.
_________________________________

An enemy we have kept at bay

for centuries
_________________________________

has finally decided to strike back.
_________________________________

We alone can stop him.

_________________________________

(INHALES DEEPLY)
_________________________________

Oh, it's freezing!
_________________________________

Oh, I can't feel my feet!
I can't feel my feet!
_________________________________

NORTH: Cookies? Eggnog? Anyone?
_________________________________

BUNNY: This better be good, North.
_________________________________

Sandy, thank you for coming.
_________________________________

I know, I know.
_________________________________

But I obviously wouldn't

have called you all here
_________________________________

unless it was serious.
_________________________________

Shh!
_________________________________

The Boogeyman was here! At the Pole!
_________________________________

(GASPS) Pitch?
_________________________________

Pitch Black? Here?
_________________________________

NORTH: Yes.
_________________________________

There was black sand
covering the Globe.
_________________________________

(STAMMERS)

What do you mean, black sand?
_________________________________

And then a shadow!
_________________________________

Hold on, hold on.

I thought you said you saw Pitch.
_________________________________

Well, uh, not exactly.
_________________________________

"Not exactly"? Can you believe this guy?
_________________________________

Yeah. You said it, Sandy.
_________________________________

Look, he's up to something very bad.
_________________________________

I feel it
_________________________________

in my belly.
_________________________________

Hang on, hang on. You mean

to say you summoned me here
_________________________________

three days before Easter

because of your belly?
_________________________________

Mate, if I did this

to you three days before Christmas...
_________________________________

Please, Bunny. Easter is not Christmas.
_________________________________

(LAUGHS SCORNFULLY) Here we go.
_________________________________

(STAMMERS)

North, I don't have time for this!
_________________________________

I've still got two million eggs

to finish up!
_________________________________

No matter how much you paint,

is still egg.
_________________________________

Look, mate,

I'm dealing with perishables.
_________________________________

Right? You've got all year to prepare!
_________________________________

Why are rabbits always so nervous?
_________________________________

And why are you always

such a blowhard?
_________________________________

(TOOTH JABBERING)
_________________________________

Tooth! Can't you see we're trying

to argue?
_________________________________

Sorry. Not all of us get

to work one night a year.
_________________________________

Am I right, Sandy?
_________________________________

(GASPS) San Diego, sector 2.
_________________________________

Come on, mate.

Pitch went out with the Dark Ages.
_________________________________

We made sure of it.
_________________________________

NORTH: I know it was him.

We have serious situation.
_________________________________

Well, I've got a serious situation

with some eggs.
_________________________________

(RINGING)
_________________________________

Ah! Man in Moon!
_________________________________

Sandy, why didn't you say something?
_________________________________

It's been a long time, old friend.
_________________________________

What is big news?
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

It is Pitch.
_________________________________

Manny, what must we do?
_________________________________

TOOTH: Uh, guys,

you know what this means?
_________________________________

He's choosing a new Guardian.
_________________________________

What? Why?
_________________________________

NORTH: Must be big deal.

Manny thinks we need help.
_________________________________

Since when do we need help?
_________________________________

I wonder who it's gonna be!
_________________________________

Maybe the Leprechaun?
_________________________________

Please not the Groundhog,

please not the Groundhog.
_________________________________

(GASPS EXPECTANTLY)
_________________________________

Jack Frost.
_________________________________

(ALL SQUEAL IN DELIGHT)
_________________________________

Uh, I take it back. The Groundhog's fine.
_________________________________

As long as he helps

to protect the children. Right?
_________________________________

Jack Frost?
He doesn't care about children!

_________________________________

All right?

All he does is freeze water pipes
_________________________________

and mess with my egg hunts!
_________________________________

All right?

He's an irresponsible, selfish...
_________________________________

Guardian.
_________________________________

BUNNY: Jack Frost is many things,
_________________________________

but he is not a Guardian.
_________________________________

_________________________________

(SQUAWKING)
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS) Look at that! I got an egg.
_________________________________

How many eggs did you poach,

little brother?
_________________________________

Do we have to steal

other creatures' eggs?
_________________________________

I mean, couldn't we just go vegan?
_________________________________

Sure, we could eat vegans.
_________________________________

-(GRUNTS)

-Whoops! Oh-oh-oh!
_________________________________

(GRUNTS) Son, sometimes I wonder...
_________________________________

how you snuck into this family.
_________________________________
BUCK: (SINGING) Figaro, Figaro

_________________________________

-(ALL GASP)

-Figaro, Figaro, Figaro
_________________________________

With you in a minute.

I'll have to rinse and repeat.
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

That weasel is such a buzzkill.
_________________________________

Let's go, kids.
_________________________________

Don't worry, ma'am.
_________________________________

I'll catch the crew
that poached your egg.

_________________________________

(SLURPS AND EXHALES)
_________________________________

(LAUGHS) It's a pun!
_________________________________

I'm winking under the eye patch.
_________________________________

(SINGING) A mother is crying
A damsel in distress
_________________________________

Foreboding intruders
Have made such a mess
_________________________________

What I detect is a lack of respect
_________________________________

For all that is precious and dear
_________________________________

I am the pint-sized protector
Of this lost world
_________________________________

But my friends call me Buck.
_________________________________

Well, played, guys.
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

I have message, bullies not welcome
_________________________________

Return what you've stolen
_________________________________

Go back where you came from
_________________________________

(VOCALIZING)
_________________________________

You know I'm greater, so don't be a hater
_________________________________

You may be Jurassic, but I am fantastic
_________________________________

(ECHOING) Figaro, Figaro,
Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro
_________________________________

Figaro
_________________________________

-Oh, love that bit.

-(GROWLING)
_________________________________

Running and climbing
And spinning and grinning
_________________________________

And dashing and diving and dodging

_________________________________
And sliding and gliding and staying alive
_________________________________

And these are a few of the things
_________________________________

That I do before lunch
_________________________________

Death defying
Danger denying
_________________________________

Look, I'm flying
_________________________________

You might think I'm mad
But, hey, you only live once

_________________________________
No need to thank me
_________________________________

But if you insist, I won't resist
_________________________________

Who smells like fish?
_________________________________

-ALL: Huh? (SNIFFING)

-Hold on to your butts!
_________________________________

Class
_________________________________

(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Dimissed
_________________________________

(SLURPS AND EXHALES)
_________________________________

Good egg.
_________________________________

(TRICERATOPS BLEATING)
_________________________________

Here you are, my lady.
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

Go! I'll lead them away.
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Oh, that was fun!
_________________________________

Same time, same place, next week?
_________________________________

Toodles! (LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Congratulations, weasel.
_________________________________

You just signed your death warrant.
_________________________________

Weaseled my way out of that one.
_________________________________

Hmm. What's all that flash
and dazzle about?

_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

Who puts a rock

in the middle of the jungle?
_________________________________

Ow! (GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(BUCK SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Mmm.
_________________________________

Ooh.
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

Ha!
_________________________________

(SNIFFS)
_________________________________

Blimey!
_________________________________

What is this place?
_________________________________

(CREAKING)
_________________________________

Whoops!
_________________________________

Hmm.
_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

_________________________________

RUSTY ON SPEAKERS:

What about the car from Everett?

_________________________________
Remember him?

_________________________________

He was stuck in reverse!

_________________________________

I said, you need a house

with a circular driveway!

_________________________________

(BOTH LAUGHING)

_________________________________

You need to get your

rusty tails down here.

_________________________________

I created a drink in your honor.

_________________________________

Yeah! The Rust-eze Medicated
Bumper Bomb.

_________________________________

It goes down faster
than an elevator full of Winnebagos.

_________________________________

-McQUEEN: Rusty and Dusty!

-Well, look who's here.

_________________________________

Hey, there he is!
Good to see you, Lightning!

_________________________________

Thanks, guys. Wow. You're all here.

_________________________________

Sorry, buddy,
did you want this call to be private?

_________________________________

No, Mater. This is perfect. Listen,
thanks, everyone, for sticking by me.

_________________________________

It took me a while to figure it out,

but I know now that it's time...

_________________________________

for me to make some changes.

_________________________________

Changes? What kind of changes?

_________________________________

It's futile to resist change, man.

_________________________________

-You're right, Fillmore.
-Really?

_________________________________

Which is why I have
an announcement to make.

_________________________________

I've thought long and hard about it.

_________________________________

Done a lot of soul-searching

and considered all of the options.

_________________________________

And I've finally decided...

_________________________________

You do want to keep racing?

_________________________________

Are you kidding?
Of course I want to keep racing!

_________________________________

-Thank goodness!
-Glad to hear it. All right.

_________________________________

(SIGHS) Man, for a second I...

_________________________________

Wait a minute.
I knew that the whole time.

_________________________________

Guys! I'm talking about making

this my best season yet!

_________________________________

We were hoping you'd say that.

_________________________________

The thing is, if I'm gonna be
faster than Storm,

_________________________________

I need to train like him.

_________________________________

BOTH: We're way ahead of you, buddy!

_________________________________

Lightning, we want you on the road

first thing in the morning...

_________________________________

so you can come out
and see the brand-new...

_________________________________

BOTH: Rust-eze Racing Center!

_________________________________

-It's wicked awesome.

-What? Rust-eze Racing Center?

_________________________________

It's got all the fancy bells and whistles

that kids are training on these days.

_________________________________

We'll send Macky boy all the directions.

_________________________________

Now get moving, all right?

_________________________________

Okay! Yes!

_________________________________

-Fancy new training center?

-That sounds nice!

_________________________________

Guido, come! We have to pack the tires!

_________________________________

Hey, McQueen!
You can't race in primer, man.

_________________________________

Come on! Let's go.

_________________________________

(WHIRRING)

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Ramone,
you have done it again.

_________________________________

It's like the Sistine Chapel on wheels.

_________________________________

-(ENGINE REVVING)
-I'm coming for you, Storm.
_________________________________
_________________________________
The Bare Necessities – The Jungle Book
_________________________________
_________________________________
Look, now, it's like this,
Little Britches.
_________________________________
All you gotta do is...
_________________________________
(SINGING)
Look for the bare necessities
_________________________________
The simple bare necessities
_________________________________
Forget about your worries
and your strife
_________________________________
I mean, the bare necessities
_________________________________
Are Mother Nature's recipes
_________________________________
That bring the bare necessities of life
_________________________________
Wherever I wander
_________________________________
Oof!
_________________________________
Wherever I roam
_________________________________
I couldn't be fonder
_________________________________
Of my big home
_________________________________
The bees are buzzin' in the tree
_________________________________
To make some honey just for me
_________________________________
When you look under
the rocks and plants
_________________________________
And take a glance at the fancy ants
_________________________________
Then maybe try a few
_________________________________
You eat ants?
_________________________________
Ha ha! You better believe it.
_________________________________
And you're gonna love
the way they tickle.
_________________________________
-(GASPS) Mowgli, look out!
-(THUD)
_________________________________
The bare necessities of life
will come to you
_________________________________
But when?
_________________________________
They'll come to you
_________________________________
Look for the bare necessities
_________________________________
The simple bare necessities
_________________________________
Forget about your worries
and your strife
_________________________________
I mean, the bare necessities
_________________________________
That's why a bear can rest at ease
_________________________________
With just the bare necessities of life
_________________________________
Now, when you pick a pawpaw
_________________________________
Or a prickly pear
_________________________________
Oww!
_________________________________
And you prick a raw paw
Well, next time beware
_________________________________
Don't pick the prickly pear
by the paw
_________________________________
When you pick a pear
try to use the claw
_________________________________
But you don't need to use the claw
_________________________________
When you pick a pear
of the big pawpaw
_________________________________
Have I given you a clue?
_________________________________
Golly, thanks, Baloo.
_________________________________
"Pawpaw." Ha!
Of all the silly gibberish.
_________________________________
Come on, Baggy, get with the beat.
_________________________________
The bare necessities of life
will come to you
_________________________________
They'll come to me!
_________________________________
They'll come to you
_________________________________
How 'bout scratchin' that left shoulder
while you're up there, Mowgli?
_________________________________
No. Just a hair lower.
_________________________________
There. Right there. That's it. Ohh!
_________________________________
This is beautiful. Ooh, that's good.
_________________________________
Kid, we've got to get to a tree.
This calls for some big scratchin'.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING) You're lots of fun, Baloo.
_________________________________
(MOANING) Right on it.
_________________________________
Yeah!
_________________________________
That's delicious.
_________________________________
Oh! Ooh!
_________________________________
Just a little bit... Mmm.
_________________________________
Yeah! Ha ha!
_________________________________
Ooh!
_________________________________
Mmm!
_________________________________
Mmm!
_________________________________
Ha ha! Ooh!
_________________________________
Yeah!
_________________________________
Oh, man. This is really livin'.
_________________________________
So just try and relax. Yeah.
_________________________________
Cool it.
_________________________________
Fall apart in my backyard.
_________________________________
'Cause let me tell you
somethin', Little Britches...
_________________________________
-(BUZZING)
-If you act like that bee...
_________________________________
Uh-uh. You're workin' too hard.
_________________________________
And don't spend your time
_________________________________
looking' around
_________________________________
for something you want
_________________________________
that can't be found.
_________________________________
When you find out
you can live without it
_________________________________
And go along not thinkin' about it
_________________________________
I'll tell you somethin' true
_________________________________
The bare necessities of life
will come to you
_________________________________
(SIGHS) I give up.
_________________________________
Well, I hope his luck holds out.
_________________________________
Mowgli, how about you singin'?
_________________________________
TOGETHER:
Look for the bare necessities
_________________________________
The simple bare necessities
_________________________________
Forget about your worries
and your strife
_________________________________
Yeah, man!
_________________________________
I mean, the bare necessities
_________________________________
That's why a bear can rest at ease
_________________________________
With just the bare necessities of life
_________________________________
Yeah!
_________________________________
With just the bare necessities of life
_________________________________
Yeah, man
_________________________________
Ha ha ha!
_________________________________

_________________________________

CHUG:

One, two, three, lil' jon-jon, and five.
_________________________________

Okay, that's it. That's the morning rush.
_________________________________

Highway's all clear, Duster.

_________________________________
SARGE: Morning, McQueen!

Hey, look at you.

_________________________________

CAR 1: Oh!
CAR 2: He looks so good!

_________________________________

Welcome back. You look different.

_________________________________

-(CHUCKLES) Obviously.

-You look ready.

_________________________________

Guido, come! Scusi, scusi.

Tires coming through.

_________________________________

Go kick those rookies in the trunk.

_________________________________

-(SALLY CHUCKLES)
-All right, bye.

_________________________________

-Catch you on the flipside.

-I'll see you guys in Florida.

_________________________________

-See you, McQueen.

-Don't forget to call me.

_________________________________

-LIZZIE: Good luck in college.

-(CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

Hey, Sal. Thanks.

_________________________________

Anytime.

_________________________________

Now, when you get

to Piston Peak Air Attack,
_________________________________

you're gonna ask for Blade Ranger.
_________________________________

Blade Ranger.
_________________________________

You got it. Yeah.
_________________________________

He's their Chief of Fire and Rescue.
_________________________________

He's an old friend of mine.
_________________________________

He can train and certify you.
_________________________________

Consider it done, Mayday.
_________________________________

And, Dusty, be careful.
_________________________________

I will.

_________________________________

-Love you!

-Love you more.

_________________________________

Rust-eze Racing Center, here we come!

_________________________________

-Good times ahead.
-(HORN BLOWING)

_________________________________

(SOBBING)

_________________________________

Good luck, Dusty!
_________________________________

Take it easy out there!
_________________________________

SKIPPER: You can do it, Dusty.
_________________________________

CHUG: We're proud of you, pal!
_________________________________

Good luck!

_________________________________

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

_________________________________

♪ When the time gets right

_________________________________

♪ I'm gonna pick you up

_________________________________

♪ And take you far away from

_________________________________

♪ From trouble, my love

_________________________________

♪ Under a big old sky

_________________________________

♪ Out in a field of green

_________________________________

♪ There's got to be something

_________________________________

♪ Left for us to believe

_________________________________

♪ Oh, I await the day

_________________________________

♪ Good fortune comes our way

_________________________________

♪ And we'll ride down

the King's Highway

_________________________________

♪ Yeah, yeah
Yeah ♪

_________________________________

There's a time
_________________________________

In your life
_________________________________

When the world
_________________________________

Is on your side
_________________________________

You might not feel it
_________________________________

You might not see it
_________________________________

But it surrounds you

like a light
_________________________________

Makes you stronger

for the fight
_________________________________

Never letting go

Gotta learn to grow
_________________________________

Watch me

as I touch the sky
_________________________________

Still I fly
_________________________________

Now I know

it's what I gotta do
_________________________________

Find a dream that's new
_________________________________

Give it all I got this time
_________________________________

Still I fly

_________________________________
Oh, Harvey, it's just like I remember.
_________________________________

Winnie, how many pairs

of tires did you pack?
_________________________________

Harvey, you spoiled it.
_________________________________

Now you spoiled the moment.
_________________________________

Breathe it in

I'm gonna shine
_________________________________

It's my moment

Gotta live it, live it right
_________________________________

I'm flying

Flying so strong

_________________________________
CAD: Hello! Welcome, guests,

_________________________________

to the grand reopening weekend

of the magnificent Fusel Lodge!
_________________________________

Ah, we're gonna wipe off

those muddy tires, aren't we?
_________________________________

Yes, we are.
_________________________________

Oh! Good heavens!

Look who we have here!

_________________________________

Never letting go

Gotta learn to grow
_________________________________

Watch me as I touch the sky
_________________________________

Oh still I fly
_________________________________

Still I fly

_________________________________

(REPORTERS CLAMORING)

_________________________________

REPORTER 1: McQueen, over here!

_________________________________

 REPORTER 2:
McQueen, how you feeling?

_________________________________

Have you seen the latest

records Storm's been setting?

_________________________________

Have you given any thought
to retirement?

_________________________________

Okay, that's enough. No questions!

_________________________________

 Scusi. Out of the way!

_________________________________

Coming through! Okay, back up.
Back up! No pictures. No, no, no.
_________________________________
(CAMERAS CLICKING)

_________________________________

Okay, thank you. Bye-bye.

_________________________________

(SIGHS) Guido, can you believe them?

_________________________________

Paparazzi. (SPITS)

_________________________________

_________________________________

MAN WITH CHORUS:

Mahalo Nui la

_________________________________

Ke Ali Iwahine

_________________________________

O Lili Ulani

_________________________________

O Ka Wohi Ku

_________________________________

Ka Pipio Mai O Ke Anuenue

_________________________________

Na Waihooluu A Halikeole

_________________________________

E Nana Na Maka I Ke Ao Malama

_________________________________

Mai Hawaii Akea I Kauai...
_________________________________

(HULA DRUMS BEATING

MIDTEMPO RHYTHM)

_________________________________

(MAN SHOUTS JOYOUSLY

IN HAWAIIAN)

_________________________________

MAN: O Kal'kaua He Inoa

_________________________________

O Ka Pua Mae Ole I Ka I'

_________________________________

Ka Pua Maila I Ka Mauna

_________________________________

I Ke Kuahiwi O Mauna Kea

_________________________________

Ke 'Maila I K'lauea

_________________________________

M'lamalama I Wahinekapu
_________________________________

A Ka Luna O Uw'kahuna

_________________________________

I Ka Pali Kapu O Ka Auea
_________________________________

MAN AND CHORUS:

Ea Mai Ke Ali I Kia Manu

_________________________________

Ua Wehi I Ka Hulu O Ka Mamo

_________________________________

Ka Pua Nani A O Hawai I

_________________________________

O Kal'kaua He Inoa

_________________________________

CHORUS: O Kal'kaua He Inoa

_________________________________

Ka Pua Mae Ole I Ka I'

_________________________________

Ka Pua Maila I Ka Mauna

_________________________________

I Ke Kuahiwi O Mauna Kea

_________________________________

(SPEAKING HAWAIIAN)

_________________________________

Ke 'Maila I K'lauea...

_________________________________

One, two, three, four...

_________________________________

...M'lamalama I Wahinekapu...

_________________________________

Ay-yi-yi.

_________________________________

...A Ka Luna O Uw'kahuna

_________________________________

I Ka Pali Kapu O Ka Auea

_________________________________

MAN AND CHORUS: Mahalo Nui la

_________________________________

Ke Ali Iwahine

_________________________________

O Lili Ulani

_________________________________

O Ka Wohi Ku...

_________________________________

Ea Mai Ke Ali I Kia Manu

_________________________________

Ua Wehi I Ka Hulu O Ka Mamo

_________________________________

Ka Pua Nani A O Hawai I

_________________________________

O Kal'kaua He Inoa...

_________________________________

ALL: He inoa no kalani

kalakaua kulele.

_________________________________

-Whoa!

-Whoa!

_________________________________

(WOMEN GASP)

_________________________________

INSTRUCTOR: Stop, stop.

_________________________________

Lilo, why are you all wet?

_________________________________

It's sandwich day.

_________________________________

(SIGHING)

_________________________________

Every Thursday, I take Pudge the fish

a peanut butter sandwich.

_________________________________

Pudge is a fish?

_________________________________

And today we were out of peanut butter!

_________________________________

So I asked my sister what to give him

and she said a tuna sandwich.

_________________________________

I can't give Pudge tuna!

_________________________________

(WHISPERING)

Do you know what tuna is?

_________________________________

-Fish?

-It's fish!

_________________________________

If I gave Pudge tuna,

I'd be an abomination!

_________________________________

I'm late because I had to go to the store

_________________________________

and get peanut butter

'cause all we have is stinkin' tuna!

_________________________________

Lilo, Lilo, why is this so important?

_________________________________

Pudge controls the weather.

_________________________________

You're crazy.

_________________________________

(LILO SHRIEKING)

_________________________________

(ALL SCREAMING)

_________________________________

Please! Please!

_________________________________

Everybody calm down!

_________________________________

(CRYING)

_________________________________

Girls...

_________________________________

(SPEAKING HAWAIIAN)

_________________________________

Shh.

_________________________________

-Lilo...

-I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

_________________________________

I won't do it again!

_________________________________

Maybe we should call your sister.

_________________________________

No! I'll be good! I want to dance.

_________________________________

I practiced.

_________________________________

I just want to dance.

_________________________________

I practiced.

_________________________________

Ooh, she bit me.

_________________________________

GIRLS: Eww!

_________________________________

(ALL CHEERING)

_________________________________

(GIRLS LAUGHING AND SHOUTING)

_________________________________

I called your sister.

_________________________________

She said to wait for her

here on the porch.

_________________________________

We'll try again on Sunday.

_________________________________

(CHILDREN SHOUTING PLAYFULLY

IN DISTANCE)

_________________________________

Does this look infected to you?

_________________________________

Yeah.

_________________________________

(GIRLS GASPING)

_________________________________

You better not have rabies.

_________________________________

If you have rabies,

the dogcatcher is going to have to cut...

_________________________________

Are you going to play dolls?

_________________________________

You don't have a doll.

_________________________________

This is Scrump.

_________________________________

(ALL GASPING)

_________________________________

I made her, but her head is too big.

_________________________________

So I pretend a bug laid eggs

in her ears, and she's upset

_________________________________

because she only has

a few more days to...

_________________________________

(SOFT, SAD MUSIC PLAYING)

_________________________________

_________________________________
Huh?

_________________________________

Look, a star's goin' out!

_________________________________

Come on. Let's hurry.
_________________________________
_________________________________
JIMINY: (SINGING)
When you wish upon a star
_________________________________
Makes no difference who you are
_________________________________
Anything your heart desires
_________________________________
Will come to you
_________________________________
If your heart is in your dream
_________________________________
No request is too extreme
_________________________________
When you wish upon a star
_________________________________
As dreamers do
_________________________________
CHORUS: (SINGING) Fate is kind
_________________________________
She brings to those who love
_________________________________
The sweet fulfillment of
_________________________________
Their secret longing
_________________________________
(SINGING) Like a bolt out of the blue
_________________________________
Fate steps in and sees you through
_________________________________
When you wish upon a star
_________________________________
Your dreams
_________________________________
Come true
_________________________________

_________________________________

Where's that key?

_________________________________

Hey, ya know, maybe we
ought to go find Leon.

_________________________________

Uh, Donald. Ya know, I betcha that...

_________________________________

Aw, what do you know, you big palooka?

_________________________________

What do I know?
_________________________________
Hmm... Come on, Pluto.

_________________________________

What a dream...

_________________________________

This isn't a dream!

_________________________________

SORA: (GROANS) Where am I?
_________________________________
Oh, boy.
_________________________________
Do you know where we are?

_________________________________

Hey...
_________________________________

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES EXCITEDLY)

_________________________________

Wow!
_________________________________
_________________________________
This is totally weird...
_________________________________
I'm in another world!
_________________________________

_________________________________
DUSTY: Looks good, doesn't it?

_________________________________

-Hey, guys.

-What do you think?

_________________________________

What do I think? It's unbelievable.

_________________________________
DUSTY: Yeah, you know,

it's kind of a cozy,

_________________________________

humble, little place.

_________________________________

Guys, how did you ever do this?

_________________________________

-You want to tell him or should I?

-No, you start. Go ahead.

_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT)
We sold Rust-eze. Huh?

_________________________________

What?

_________________________________

What? You think a couple of jabronis
like us could do this on our own?

_________________________________

-Wait. You sold Rust-eze?
-It's all good news.

_________________________________

We just realized that you needed
something that we couldn't give you.

_________________________________

It felt like the time

was right for us too.

_________________________________

I mean, we're not as young

and handsome as we look.

_________________________________

-(BOTH CHUCKLE)
-Oh, that's true.

_________________________________
DUSTY: Besides, this Sterling fellow?

_________________________________

He's got every high-tech thing
you'll ever need.

_________________________________

Everything we wanted to give you,
but couldn't.

_________________________________

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Sterling? Who's Sterling?

_________________________________
STERLING: Lightning McQueen!

You made some serious time, partner.

_________________________________

Your new sponsor.

_________________________________

He's the Mudflap King
of the Eastern seaboard.

_________________________________

Welcome to the
Rust-eze Racing Center!

_________________________________

You have no idea how much
I've been looking forward to this.

_________________________________

-Thanks, uh, Mr....

-Please. No "mister". Just Sterling.

_________________________________

I have been a fan of yours forever.

_________________________________

And to be your sponsor?

How great is that?

_________________________________

I can't thank
Rusty and Dusty here enough.

_________________________________

Tough negotiators by the way.

_________________________________

-Oh, you flatter us, but don't stop!

-(ALL LAUGHING)

_________________________________

Anyway, just wanted to say
a quick hello.

_________________________________

Take as much time as you need.

_________________________________

Door's always open, guys.

_________________________________

See?

_________________________________

(SIGHS) I sure am gonna miss
racing for you guys.

_________________________________

You know, you gave us
a lot of great memories, Lightning.

_________________________________

Memories we'll remember.

_________________________________

Wow. That's good.

_________________________________

-Hey, Lightning, whatever you do...

-Don't drive like my brother!

_________________________________

 Don't drive like my brother.

_________________________________
RUSTY: Please no pictures.

_________________________________
DUSTY: Okay, maybe one.

Get my good side though, will you?

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

Whoa.
_________________________________

_________________________________

DAWSON: It was the eve

of our good queen's Diamond Jubilee,

_________________________________

and the year Her Majesty's government

came to the very brink of disaster.

_________________________________

She... (CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

I... I... I'm getting ahead of myself.

_________________________________

My name is Dr. David Q. Dawson,

_________________________________

most recently of

the queen's 66th Regiment.

_________________________________

(HORSE NEIGHS)

_________________________________

I had just arrived in London

after lengthy service in Afghanistan,

_________________________________

(THUNDERING)

_________________________________

and was anxious to find a quiet place,

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)

preferably dry, hmm...

_________________________________

where I could rest

and find a bit of peace.

_________________________________

Little did I know

_________________________________

that my life was

about to change forever.

_________________________________

_________________________________

Hey there, how can I...
_________________________________
Aw, it's only a kid.

_________________________________

I'm not a kid! And the name's Sora!

_________________________________

Okay, okay, simmer down.
_________________________________
So why the long face, Sora?
You lost or something?
_________________________________

No! Well, maybe. Where are we?

_________________________________

Huh?

_________________________________

Traverse Town...
_________________________________
So, gramps, is this really another world?

_________________________________

Don't call me gramps! The name's Cid!
_________________________________
Anyway...
_________________________________
Not sure what you're talkin' about,
but this sure ain't your island.
_________________________________

Hmm... Guess I'd better start
looking for Riku and Kairi.

_________________________________

Well, good luck with whatever
it is you're doing.
_________________________________
If you ever run into trouble,
you come to me.
_________________________________
I'll look out for you.
_________________________________
_________________________________
It's those creatures from the island!
_________________________________
_________________________________

Still haven't found 'em? Keep your chin
up. Take another look around town.
_________________________________

_________________________________
STERLING: So? You like it?

_________________________________

Oh, hey, Mr. Sterling. Wow.

_________________________________

My career on a wall.

_________________________________

Nice that you included Doc.

_________________________________

Of course. He was your mentor.

_________________________________

Losing him left a giant hole in the sport.

_________________________________

Yeah.

_________________________________

Jars of dirt?

_________________________________
STERLING: Sacred dirt.

_________________________________

Each of those jars contains dirt

from all the old tracks that Doc raced on.

_________________________________

Florida International, Thunder Hollow,

just down the road and...
_________________________________
our very own Fireball Beach,
right outside.

_________________________________
McQUEEN: Huh.

_________________________________

-Hey, is that...
-A bit of asphalt from Glen Ellen.

_________________________________

My first win!

_________________________________

You really are a fan.

_________________________________

I am. And a fan of your future.

_________________________________

You ready for it?

_________________________________

Definitely.

_________________________________

First, let's get you into a more...
contemporary look.

_________________________________

Wow.

_________________________________
STERLING: (ON SPEAKER)

It's an electronic suit.

_________________________________

With it we'll be able to track your speed

_________________________________

-and your vital signs.
-(BEEPING)

_________________________________

Does it have a phone?

_________________________________

(LAUGHS) Don't be crazy.

Racecars don't have phones.

_________________________________

Wow.

_________________________________

-Not bad, huh?

-This is really impressive.

_________________________________
STERLING: This center

has quickly become

_________________________________

the most coveted destination...

_________________________________

for young racers training

to make our team someday.

_________________________________

And it's where you'll train

until you leave for Florida.

_________________________________

Treadmills, wind tunnels, virtual reality.

_________________________________

(THUDS)

_________________________________

Still working on that.

_________________________________

And the best fitness regimen

anyone could possibly imagine.

_________________________________

Wait. Wait. Whoa. Is that the simulator?

_________________________________
STERLING: Oh, yes.

_________________________________

Lightning, I'd like to introduce

you to the multi-million dollar...

_________________________________

flagship of interactive race simulation.

_________________________________

The XDL 24-GTS Mark Z.

_________________________________
The XDL... etcetera.

_________________________________

Jackson Storm wishes

he had this model.

_________________________________

(WHIRRING)
_________________________________
(PANTING)

_________________________________

CAR 1: That was amazing.

CAR 2: Awesome. Yeah!

_________________________________

It's just like being on a real track,
so put your hours in.

_________________________________

Okay, let's hit the treadmills.

Come on. Show me what you got!

_________________________________

Wow. Pretty fast. Who's the racer?

_________________________________

No. She's not a racer. She's a trainer.

_________________________________

Cruz Ramirez.

The best trainer in the business.

_________________________________

ALL: Ready to meet it,

greet it and defeat it?

_________________________________

All right. Now bring up those RPMs!

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Like the attitude.

_________________________________

Yeah, we call her
our maestro of motivation.

_________________________________

You're driving
a little tense again, Ronald.

_________________________________

-No, no. I'm cool. I'm cool.

-Do your exercise.

_________________________________

I am a fluffy cloud! I am a fluffy cloud!

_________________________________

I am a fluffy cloud. (SIGHS)

_________________________________
CRUZ: There you go!

_________________________________

-You're a cloud. (LAUGHS)

-Shut up, Kurt!

_________________________________

-Here come the bugs, Kurt. You ready?

-(INHALES SHARPLY)

_________________________________

(INSECTS BUZZING)

_________________________________

Hey, I kept my eyes open this time!

_________________________________

Got to see that track.

_________________________________

Oh, no. Homesick again, Gabriel?

_________________________________

Si.

_________________________________

(SPANISH MUSIC PLAYING)

_________________________________

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

_________________________________

-Win for them!
-McQUEEN: Wow.

_________________________________
STERLING: She trains young racers

to push through their own obstacles.

_________________________________

Tailor-made for each one.

Now, she's gonna work with you.

_________________________________

Let's go! Let's go!

You guys got to work through this stuff...

_________________________________

so when your big chance comes along
you can take it.

_________________________________

Hey, Cruz.

_________________________________

Oh, hey, Mr. Sterling!

_________________________________

I'd like to introduce you

to Lightning McQueen.

_________________________________

I hear you're the maestro.

_________________________________

Mr. Sterling, did you say
Lightning McQueen was here because...

_________________________________

(SNORTS) I don't see him anywhere.

_________________________________

Uh, but he's right here.

Do you not see him?

_________________________________

Nope, still don't see him.

_________________________________

He's right in front of you!

It's Lightning McQueen!

_________________________________

He's obviously an imposter. He looks old
and broken down with flabby tires.

_________________________________

-Hey! I do not!
-Use that!

_________________________________

Whoa! Oh.

_________________________________

Yeah, I see.

_________________________________

I can use that energy
for motivation, right? (GROWLS)

_________________________________

It's all about motivation, Mr. McQueen.

_________________________________

You can use anything negative as fuel

to push through to the positive.

_________________________________

I've been pretty positive

ever since I was a rookie.

_________________________________

I am so excited that I get to train you.

_________________________________

I grew up watching you on TV.

_________________________________

Huh? Is that right?

_________________________________

These young guys are great and all,

but I like a challenge.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
I'm not that much older, but...

_________________________________

In fact, I call you my senior project.
_________________________________

_________________________________

LEON: They'll come at you
out of nowhere.

_________________________________

Who are you?

_________________________________

LEON: And they'll keep on
coming at you,
_________________________________
as long as you continue
to wield the Keyblade.
_________________________________
But why?
Why would it choose a kid like you?

_________________________________

Hey, what's that supposed to mean?

_________________________________

Never mind.
_________________________________
Now, let me see that Keyblade.

_________________________________

What?
There's no way you're getting this!

_________________________________

All right, then have it your way.
_________________________________

_________________________________

Now...you're...gonna...you're gonna...

_________________________________

YUFFIE: Aw, you're slipping, Leon.

_________________________________

I went easy on him.
_________________________________
Looks like things are worse
than we thought.
_________________________________
A lot worse.
_________________________________

_________________________________

GOOFY: Gawrsh, there's nobody
here. Sure is spooky!

_________________________________

Aw, phooey. I'm not scared.
_________________________________
(QUACKS)

_________________________________

AERITH: Excuse me.
Did the king send you?
_________________________________

_________________________________

KAIRI: Come on, lazy bum. Wake up.

_________________________________
(GROANING)

_________________________________
You okay?

_________________________________

I guess...

_________________________________

Those creatures that attacked
you are after the Keyblade.
_________________________________
But it's your heart they really want,
because you wield the Keyblade.

_________________________________

I'm so glad you're okay, Kairi.

_________________________________

Kairi? Who are you talking about?
_________________________________
I'm the great ninja Yuffie.

_________________________________

YUFFIE: I think you might've
overdone it, Squall.

_________________________________

That's Leon.

_________________________________

YUFFIE: The Keyblade...
_________________________________
Yeah, we had to get it away
from you to shake off those creatures.
_________________________________
It turns out that's how
they were tracking you.

_________________________________

It was the only way to conceal
your heart from them.
_________________________________
But it won't work for long.
_________________________________
Still hard to believe that you of
all people are the chosen one.

_________________________________
(GASPS)

_________________________________
Well, I suppose beggars
can't be choosers.

_________________________________

Why don't you start making sense!
What's going on here?

_________________________________

Okay, you know there are
many other worlds out there
_________________________________
besides your castle and this town, right?

_________________________________

Yeah.

_________________________________

But they're supposed to be a secret.

_________________________________

They've been secret because
they've never been connected.
_________________________________
Until now.
_________________________________
When the Heartless came,
everything changed.
_________________________________

The Heartless?

_________________________________

The ones who attacked you,
you remember?

_________________________________

Those without hearts.
_________________________________
The darkness in people's hearts...
that's what attracts them.
_________________________________
And there is darkness within every heart.

_________________________________

Hey, have you heard of
someone named Ansem?

_________________________________

Ansem?

_________________________________

He was studying the Heartless.
_________________________________
He recorded all of his findings

in a very detailed report.

_________________________________

Gawrsh, uh, can we see it?

_________________________________

Its pages are scattered everywhere.

_________________________________

DONALD: Scattered?

_________________________________

Too many worlds.

_________________________________

Oh, then maybe the king
went to find 'em.

_________________________________

Yes, those were my thoughts exactly.

_________________________________

-We've gotta find him quick!

-Wait!
_________________________________
First, we need that "key"!

_________________________________

That's right. The Keyblade.
_________________________________

So, this is the key?

_________________________________

Exactly!

_________________________________

LEON: The Heartless have great fear
of the Keyblade.
_________________________________
That's why they'll keep coming
after you no matter what.

_________________________________

Well, I didn't ask for this.

_________________________________

The Keyblade chooses its master.
_________________________________
And it chose you.

_________________________________

So tough luck.

_________________________________

How did all this happen?
I remember being in my room...

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

Wait a minute! What happened
to my home? My island?
_________________________________
Riku! Kairi!

_________________________________

You know what? I really don't know.
_________________________________

_________________________________
(MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________

(SLOW SONG PLAYING)
_________________________________

(WINDOW PANE SQUEAKS)
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

(HUMMING TO MUSIC)
_________________________________

Argh! Stick shift!
_________________________________

(MUTTERING)
_________________________________

(INDISTINCT RADIO TRANSMISSION)

_________________________________

-DRIP: Ripping!

-Whoa!
_________________________________

Whoa, whoa, whoa!
_________________________________

Drip, what the heck

is the matter with you?
_________________________________

You nearly took off the guy's canopy!
_________________________________

But Blackout said

it was okay to go, dude.
_________________________________

-I did?

-He did?
_________________________________

Yeah, he was like,

"He's okay to go, dude."
_________________________________

-Hmm.

-DUSTY: Uh, I'm sorry.
_________________________________

I know you're busy,
_________________________________

but I am looking

for Piston Peak Air Attack.
_________________________________

You are there!
_________________________________

-Copy that, jefe.

-(GRUNTS)

_________________________________
Serving beautiful Vee-Six Valley

since 1958.
_________________________________

You must be the SEAT. Hmm.
_________________________________

We heard you were coming.
_________________________________

I'm Dynamite. This is Blackout,
_________________________________

-Pinecone, Avalanche...

-Hello!
_________________________________

...and Evel Kenumbskull

over there is Drip.
_________________________________

Did you guys see that?
_________________________________

Hey, guys, what's up?

I'm Dusty Crophopper.
_________________________________

Dusty Crophopper? Dusty Crophopper!
_________________________________

BLACKOUT: Go, go, go, go, go!
_________________________________

-The air racer?

-Uh, hi.
_________________________________

Shut the hangar door!
_________________________________

I'm your biggest fan!
_________________________________

I have seen every single

one of your races on RSN.
_________________________________

Wow!
_________________________________

You're smaller than I thought,

but that's okay.
_________________________________

Um, thanks.
_________________________________

So, what is a world-famous

racing superstar doing here?
_________________________________

Um... Um, well...
_________________________________

I'm here because

I'm between races right now,
_________________________________

so I'm helping out some friends...
_________________________________

-Oh, that's so sweet!

-Back home.
_________________________________

I'm Dipper.

That's what everyone calls me,
_________________________________

so you can, too.
_________________________________

-Okay, Mrs...

-"Miss."
_________________________________

-Miss.

-Miss, yeah.
_________________________________

-Dipper. Yep.

-Dipper. Yep.
_________________________________

Rarr! (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

It was great to meet you.

(CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________

I'm looking for Blade Ranger.
_________________________________

He's out scouting for spot fires.

He should be back in a few.
_________________________________

Thanks.
_________________________________

The one the Lakota call Haokah
_________________________________

beats his drum

with the wind to make thunder.
_________________________________

With thunder comes lightning,

and with lightning comes fire.
_________________________________

Okay.
_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT) Yeah, very nice.
_________________________________

Windlifter, stop scaring our guest.
_________________________________

I don't hear any drums.
_________________________________

Kilawu.

_________________________________

PATCH: All aircraft,

we've got a report of a wildfire.
_________________________________

Come on, boys, let's load up!
_________________________________

Patch, drop the needle!
_________________________________

_________________________________

Sooner or later,
the Heartless will find you.
_________________________________
-You'd best prepare yourself.

-Prepare yourself?
_________________________________

To fight for your life. Are you ready?

_________________________________

I'm ready!

_________________________________

Yuffie, let's go join Aerith.
_________________________________
She should be there by now
with the other visitors.

_________________________________

Leon!

_________________________________

Yuffie, go!

_________________________________

-(DONALD QUACKS)
-Yuffie?

_________________________________

Sora, let's go!
_________________________________

_________________________________

It's an actual fire?
_________________________________

Yeah. It happens all the time.
_________________________________

You guys only hear about the big ones.
_________________________________

_________________________________
Don't bother with the small fry.

_________________________________
Find the leader!
_________________________________
Let's go!
_________________________________

_________________________________

PATCH:

Fire is due to an unattended campfire.

_________________________________
Location, 10 clicks northwest,

heading two-niner-seven.

_________________________________
Slow rate of spread.

_________________________________
Ten acres with a northerly wind on it.

_________________________________
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

_________________________________

I gotta see this.
_________________________________

_________________________________

Gawrsh, are these the Heartless guys?

_________________________________

Let's go get 'em, Goofy!

_________________________________

(BOTH SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
(ALL MOANING)
_________________________________

BOTH: The key!
_________________________________

_________________________________

Thar she burns, fellas!
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

BLADE: All right, mud droppers,

watch your altitude.

_________________________________
Too low, and you'll spread the embers.

_________________________________
Dipper, set up for a drop

and vee the head of the fire.

_________________________________
Copy that. I'm away.
_________________________________

BLADE:

Windlifter, you're clear to maneuver.
_________________________________

Windlifter copies.
_________________________________

BLADE: All right, Cabbie...
_________________________________

Let's get some wheels on the ground.

_________________________________
Jumpers, South Meadow looks clear.
_________________________________

Should put you approximately

100 yards below the fire.
_________________________________

DYNAMITE: Looks good, Cabbie.
_________________________________

Let's ride the silk elevator, boys.
_________________________________

I will never understand
_________________________________

why you gravel crunchers want to jump
_________________________________

out of a perfectly good airplane.
_________________________________

We're not. We're jumping out of you!
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Ha!
_________________________________

Everyone's down. We're good.
_________________________________

Cabbie copies. Be careful out there.

_________________________________
Dynamite, use that creek bed
_________________________________

as a natural barrier to create a firebreak.
_________________________________

All right, jumpers,

let's anchor into the bed
_________________________________

and start building a line.
_________________________________

Awesome!
_________________________________

Who the...
_________________________________

Get out of this air space!
_________________________________

Oh, sorry. Sorry!
_________________________________

(COUGHING)
_________________________________

Oh-oh.
_________________________________

_________________________________

(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

Ah. That ought to do it.
_________________________________

Well, back to work.
_________________________________

I gotta mix up a fresh batch of retardant.

_________________________________

So, you were looking for me?

_________________________________

BOTH: Uh-huh.

_________________________________

They, too, have been seeking
the wielder of the Keyblade.

_________________________________

Once you dry out,

you can wing it on back
_________________________________

to the lodge with the rest of the tourists.
_________________________________

I'm not a tourist.

Actually, I'm the guy that May...

_________________________________
He's the trainee.
_________________________________

You're the SEAT

Mayday radioed about?
_________________________________

-Oh, for the love of...

-Come on, Blade.
_________________________________

He's not just some SEAT.
_________________________________

No, no, no.
_________________________________

Seriously. It's Dusty Crophopper,
_________________________________

the champion air racer.
_________________________________

-"Champion."

-DIPPER: Don't be shy. Come on!

_________________________________
Tell him!
_________________________________

No big deal.
_________________________________

He raced all the way around the world!
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

I did. I did do that.
_________________________________

The world wasn't on fire though, was it?
_________________________________

Was the whole world on fire?
_________________________________

No.
_________________________________

Hmm.

_________________________________

Hey, why don't you come with us? We
can go to other worlds on our vessel.

_________________________________

I wonder if I could find Riku and Kairi...

_________________________________

Of course.

_________________________________

Are you sure?

_________________________________

Who knows?
_________________________________
But we need him to come with us
to help us find the king.

_________________________________

Sora, go with them.
_________________________________
Especially if you want to
find your friends.

_________________________________

Yeah, I guess.

_________________________________

But you can't come along
looking like that. Understand?
_________________________________
No frowning.
_________________________________
No sad face. Okay?

_________________________________

Yeah, ya gotta look funny, like us!

_________________________________

This boat runs on happy faces.

_________________________________

Happy?
_________________________________
Cheese!
_________________________________
(BOTH LAUGHING)

_________________________________

That's one funny face!

_________________________________

Okay, why not? I'll go with you guys.

_________________________________

Donald Duck.

_________________________________

Name's Goofy.

_________________________________

I'm Sora.

_________________________________

All for one, one for all.

_________________________________

Maru!
_________________________________

What?
_________________________________

Rip off his landing gear.
_________________________________

Wait, what?
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

MARU: (SINGING)

Muskrat, muskrat candlelight

_________________________________
It feels pretty weird

without the tip tanks.
_________________________________

Tip tanks? (SCOFFS)
_________________________________

You couldn't exactly go flying into fire
_________________________________

with fuel tanks on your wings.
_________________________________

Kaboom!
_________________________________

Nope. You're gonna need

these pontoons.
_________________________________

-They may be old...

-Old?
_________________________________

But they'll let you

scoop water right off the lake.
_________________________________

You're goofing on me.

Do you have any new ones?
_________________________________

New? (LAUGHS)
_________________________________

We don't even know what that

word means around here.
_________________________________

I rebuilt these babies myself.
_________________________________

They're better than new.
_________________________________

-Give them a go.

-Huh?
_________________________________

All right. Let me just get this...
_________________________________

(MUTTERING)
_________________________________

Pop the wheels, genius.
_________________________________

The whee... Yeah. Pop the wheels.
_________________________________

(GASPS) Oh.
_________________________________

-That's it.

-Yeah, you think?
_________________________________

Yeah, I'm tall. Look at this.
_________________________________

(MUTTERING)
_________________________________

Hey, you guys have a wall of fame
_________________________________

just like the Jolly Wrenches.
_________________________________

So, what's the deal?
_________________________________

What do you have to do

to get your picture up here?
_________________________________

Crash.
_________________________________

Oh.
_________________________________

Yeah, it's dangerous work,
_________________________________

but that's the job of a firefighter.
_________________________________

Risking their lives for people

they don't even know.
_________________________________

They fly in when others are flying out.
_________________________________

It takes a special kind of plane.
_________________________________

Make sure you're prepared
for the journey ahead of you.
_________________________________
We don't know how far the
Heartless have spread.

_________________________________

Check out the shops here.
They've got some pretty neat stuff!
_________________________________

This is from all of us.

_________________________________

Spend it as you see fit.
_________________________________
Good luck!

_________________________________

I hope you find your friends.

_________________________________

Look out for each other.
_________________________________
Keep your spirits up.

_________________________________

The gummi ship is outside that gate.

_________________________________

-The what?

-That's our ship.

_________________________________

-Wait 'til you see it!

-Hold on.
_________________________________
Sora, this is for you.

_________________________________

Now you can use magic, too.
_________________________________
-Goofy, give him that other thing.

-What?

_________________________________

-You know!

-Oh, yeah.

_________________________________

Abilities allow you to
do all sorts of things.
_________________________________
Guess we should look for
'em along the way, huh?

_________________________________

Okay, is that it?
_________________________________
-Let's get going!

-Not 'til we're ready!
_________________________________

Well, I see big adventures
coming their way!
_________________________________
Looks like it's up
to the old Jiminy Cricket
_________________________________
to keep track of it all in my journal!

_________________________________
_________________________________
I'm a Happy-Go-Lucky Fellow – Fun and Fancy Free
_________________________________
_________________________________
JIMINY: Everyone keeps askin' me
_________________________________
My recipe for livin'
_________________________________
It's simple as the ABC's
_________________________________
And hardly seems worth givin'
_________________________________
I've tried it out in every way
_________________________________
It always sees me through
_________________________________
It'd made me what I am today
_________________________________
That's why I'm tellin' you
_________________________________
I'm a happy-go-lucky fellow
_________________________________
Fun of fun and fancy-free
_________________________________
You can make the whole world
seem mellow
_________________________________
If you take it in your stride like me
_________________________________
Don't cross a bridge
or peek 'round the corner
_________________________________
Until you're there
_________________________________
Just learn to smile and in a while
_________________________________
You'll find trouble's a bubble of air
_________________________________
Get a happy-go-lucky feelin'
_________________________________
Keep it and I guarantee
_________________________________
That you'll find you'll wind up
livin' in the sun
_________________________________
CHORUS: So right
_________________________________
Full of fun and fancy-free
(WHISTLING MELODY)
_________________________________
CHORUS: Full of fun and fancy-free
_________________________________
(WOLF WHISTLES)
_________________________________
That's the way I wanna be
_________________________________
I don't let my troubles trouble me
_________________________________
Now some folks like the heavy stuff
_________________________________
With titles five feet wide
_________________________________
Not me I'm always out for fun
_________________________________
I like the lighter side
Yes, sir
_________________________________
La, da, da, dee,
La, da, da, dee
_________________________________
Uh-oh!
_________________________________
CHORUS: Don't let
my troubles trouble me
_________________________________
Don't cross a bridge
or peek 'round the corner
_________________________________
Until you're there
_________________________________
Just learn to smile and in a while
_________________________________
You'll find trouble's a bubble of air
_________________________________
Get a happy-go-lucky feelin'
_________________________________
You know, you worry too much.
_________________________________
In fact, everybody worries too much.
_________________________________
Here. Just look at the morning paper.
_________________________________
Turn to any page.
_________________________________
You'll find the whole world worryin'
_________________________________
about some future age.
_________________________________
But why get so excited?
What's gonna be is gonna be.
_________________________________
The end of the world's
been comin' since 1903.
_________________________________
That's B.C., of course.
_________________________________
Don't cross a bridge
or peek 'round the corner
_________________________________
Until you're there
_________________________________
Just learn to smile and in a while
_________________________________
You'll find trouble
_________________________________
-You bet, you'll find trouble!
-(MEOWS)
_________________________________
Oh! Aah! Ohh!
_________________________________
Take it easy, son.
_________________________________
Why, you're just a bundle of nerves.
_________________________________
-(IMITATES BARKING)
-(YOWLS)
_________________________________
You see? Jumpy as a cat!
_________________________________
Comes from always rushin' into things.
_________________________________

Pretty, huh?
_________________________________

I'll bet a lot of you folks

don't believe that,
_________________________________

about a wish coming true, do you?
_________________________________

Well, I didn't either.
_________________________________

Of course, I'm just a cricket singing
my way from hearth to hearth,
_________________________________

but let me tell you

what made me change my mind.

_________________________________

_________________________________

HADES: That little squirt took
down that Heartless!
_________________________________
Who'd have thought it?

_________________________________

JAFAR: Such is the power
of the Keyblade.
_________________________________
The child's strength is not his own.

_________________________________

URSULA: Why don't we turn him
into a Heartless? (CACKLES)
_________________________________
That'll settle things quick enough.

_________________________________

HOOK: And the brat's friends
are the king's lackeys.
_________________________________
Swoggle me eyes, they're all
bilge rats by the look of them.

_________________________________

OOGIE: You're no prize yourself.
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)

_________________________________

HOOK: Shut up!

MALEFICENT: Enough.
_________________________________
The Keyblade has chosen him.
_________________________________
Will it be he
who conquers the darkness?
_________________________________
Or will the darkness swallow him?
_________________________________
Either way, he could be quite useful...

_________________________________
_________________________________
(MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
(MUSIC ENDS)
_________________________________

_________________________________
You know, what's amazing

is that many of these musicians
_________________________________

are playing for the very first time.
_________________________________

Thanks to Steve Martin's Two-Week

Master Musician Home Study course.
_________________________________

More about that later.
_________________________________

Hello, and welcome to Fantasia 2000.
_________________________________

It's been more than 60 years

since Walt Disney and his artists,
_________________________________

teamed up with maestro
Leopold Stokowski

_________________________________

to create a film they titled

The Concert Feature.
_________________________________

I think we're all glad that
they changed the name to Fantasia.

_________________________________

You know, Fantasia was meant to be

a perpetual work in progress.
_________________________________

Every time you went to see it,

you'd experience some new pieces
_________________________________

along with some old familiar favorites.

_________________________________

But that idea fell by the wayside,

until now.
_________________________________

So let me turn things over

to the great ltzhak Perlman,
_________________________________

who, I have just been informed,

plays the violin.
_________________________________

Well, so do I. Big deal.

Could I have my violin, please?
_________________________________

Ahh, thank you. All right, boys, let's...

_________________________________

Oh! Oh, sorry.
-(MAN GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Could I have

another stick thingy, please?
_________________________________

Oh, and camera back on me.
_________________________________

Camera back on me.
_________________________________
Am I done?
_________________________________

_________________________________

(CHILDREN SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
_________________________________

-(EXCLAIMS IN SURPRISE)

-(LAUGHTER)
_________________________________

-Ya! Ugh!

-(JACK LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS IN RUSSIAN)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMING IN RUSSIAN)
_________________________________

Oh! Now that, that was fun.
_________________________________

Hey, wind!
_________________________________

(WIND WHISTLING)
_________________________________

Take me home.
_________________________________

(WHOOPING)
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

Snow day!
_________________________________

(PEOPLE EXCLAIM IN SURPRISE)
_________________________________

MAN: Oh! It's freezing!
_________________________________

Yeah!
_________________________________

Whoa! Whoa!
_________________________________

Oh, that looks interesting. Good book?
_________________________________

CALEB: All right!

CLAUDE: Yeah!
_________________________________

-CALEB: (WHOOPING) Snow day!

-Snow day! Yeah.
_________________________________

You're welcome.
_________________________________

Hey, guys, wait up! Are you guys

coming to the egg hunt Sunday?
_________________________________

CALEB: Yeah! Free candy.
_________________________________

CLAUDE: I hope we can find the eggs

with all this snow!
_________________________________

(BOYS EXCLAIMING HAPPILY)
_________________________________

It says here that

they found Bigfoot hair samples
_________________________________

and DNA in Michigan!
_________________________________

That's like super-close!
_________________________________

Here we go again.
_________________________________

You saw the video too, Claude.

He's out there.
_________________________________

That's what you said about aliens.
_________________________________

And the Easter Bunny!
_________________________________

The Easter Bunny is real.
_________________________________

Oh, he's real all right.
_________________________________

Real annoying, real grumpy

and really full of himself.
_________________________________

CLAUDE: Come on!

You guys will believe anything.
_________________________________

Easter Bunny, hop, hop, hop!
_________________________________

-Ow! (SOBBING)

-Mom, Sophie fell again!
_________________________________

JAMIE'S MOM: You okay, Soph?
_________________________________

Jamie, hat.
_________________________________

We don't want Jack Frost

nipping at your nose.
_________________________________

Who's Jack Frost?
_________________________________

JAMIE'S MOM: No one, honey.
It's just an expression.
_________________________________

Hey!
_________________________________

(CHILDREN LAUGHING)
_________________________________

"Who's Jack Frost?"
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

Okay, who threw that?
_________________________________

Well, it wasn't Bigfoot, kiddo.
_________________________________

Ahhh!
_________________________________

Jamie Bennett, no fair!
_________________________________

You struck first!
_________________________________

Free-for-all!
_________________________________

All right, who needs ammo?
_________________________________

(WHOOPING)
_________________________________

-(GIRL SCREAMS)

-JACK: Look at that!
_________________________________

(GROWLING)
_________________________________

Crud! I hit Cupcake!
_________________________________

-She hit Cupcake.

-You hit Cupcake?
_________________________________

-(GRUNTS)

-CLAUDE: Ohhh!
_________________________________

-Did you throw that?

-No.
_________________________________

It wasn't me!
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(INDISTINCT TALKING)
_________________________________

(YELLS)
_________________________________

-Oh, a little slippery!

-Ooh!
_________________________________

-PIPPA: Jamie, watch out!

-Whoa!
_________________________________

-That's the street.

-Stop! There's traffic!
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Whoa! Don't worry, Jamie.

I got you. Hold on!
_________________________________

It's gonna be all right!
_________________________________

Keep up with me, kid! Take a left!
_________________________________

MAN: Hey, slow down!
_________________________________

Hold up. No, no, no, no.
_________________________________

WOMAN: Is that Jamie Bennett?
_________________________________

-There you go.

-No, no!
_________________________________

-(EXCLAIMS IN SURPRISE)

-(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(HONKING)
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(JAMIE GRUNTS)
_________________________________

-PIPPA: (GASPS) Oh, my gosh!

-Yeah!
_________________________________

-Wow, that looks serious.

-Jamie, are you all right?
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

Did you guys see that? It was amazing!
_________________________________
I did a jump and I slid under a...

(GRUNTS)

_________________________________
Whoops.
_________________________________

ALL: Oh!
_________________________________

Cool! A tooth!
_________________________________

CLAUDE: Dude, that means cash!

CALEB: Tooth fairy cash!
_________________________________

-Oh, no! Oh!

-You lucky bum!
_________________________________

I got to put this under my pillow!
_________________________________

Oh, wait a minute.

Come on. Hold on, hold on.
_________________________________

What about all the fun we just had?
_________________________________

That wasn't the Tooth Fairy,

that was me!
_________________________________

CALEB: My ears are freezing!
_________________________________

What's a guy got to do

to get a little attention around here?
_________________________________

(TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
_________________________________

MALE DRIVER:
There was a patch of ice.
_________________________________

I don't understand how it got here.
_________________________________

I mean, Easter is around the corner!

_________________________________

JAMIE: ...it was awesome!
_________________________________

So then I was flying down this hill
_________________________________

and it was like whoosh, whoosh,

through these cars
_________________________________

and then the sled hit this thing
_________________________________

and it was like way up in the air!
_________________________________

And then, bam, the sofa hit me...
_________________________________

Wow!
_________________________________

...and see, my tooth came out!
_________________________________

(SOPHIE CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

JAMIE'S MOM: All right, you.

Tooth under your pillow?
_________________________________

Yeah, I'm ready.
_________________________________

JAMIE'S MOM: Now don't stay
up trying to see her, Jamie,
_________________________________

or she won't come.
_________________________________

But I can do it this time!

You want to help me, Soph?
_________________________________

We can hide and see the Tooth Fairy!
_________________________________

Hide, hide, hide, hide.
_________________________________

Uh-uh. Straight to bed now, mister.
_________________________________

JAMIE: (GROANS) Mom.
_________________________________

(SOPHIE LAUGHING)
_________________________________

If there's something I'm doing wrong,
_________________________________

can you just tell me what it is?
_________________________________

Because I've tried everything
_________________________________

and no one ever sees me.
_________________________________

You put me here.
_________________________________

The least you can do is tell me...
_________________________________

Tell me why.
_________________________________

_________________________________

(SNIFFLING)

_________________________________

(SOBBING)

_________________________________

Oh! Oh, my!

_________________________________

(SNIFFLING, SOBBING)

_________________________________

-DAWSON: Are you all right, my dear?

-(SNIFFLING)

_________________________________

Come now, come, come, come.

Here, here, dry your eyes.

_________________________________

-(SNIFFLES)

-Ah, yes. Ah, that's better.

_________________________________

Now, tell me,

what's troubling you, my dear?

_________________________________

I... I'm lost.

_________________________________

I... I... I'm trying to find

Basil of Baker Street.

_________________________________

Well, let me see here.

_________________________________

"Famous detective

solves baffling disappearance."

_________________________________

Mmm-hmm. Uh, but, uh...

_________________________________

Where are your mother and father?

_________________________________

(SOBBING) That's why I must find Basil.

_________________________________

There, there, there, there.

Now, now, now, now.

_________________________________

Well, now, I don't know any Basil.

_________________________________

But I do remember

where Baker Street is.

_________________________________

-Now, come with me.

-(THUNDERING)

_________________________________

We'll find this Basil chap together.

_________________________________

_________________________________

Then I didn't choose that one

because it was gonna give me pimples,

_________________________________

so I choosed another scary one

_________________________________

because, for all those years

that I went for Halloween,

_________________________________

I wasn't scary at all.

_________________________________

I love baseball.

It's my destiny to play that game.

_________________________________

I don't really care about winning.

_________________________________

Well, like, now I do

'cause, like, we've lost every game.

_________________________________

I've gotten tired of it.

_________________________________

I'm working, like, so hard.

All the balls are getting thrown to me.

_________________________________

I'm trying to catch, like, every one.

_________________________________

All of the people in the outfield

are all looking around and...

_________________________________

Come on!

Let's play some baseball, okay?

_________________________________

Not the lazy game.

_________________________________

(CAR DOOR CLOSING)

_________________________________

They're here.

_________________________________

(RAZZING)

_________________________________

Lewis?

_________________________________

Lewis?

_________________________________

(SIGHS)

_________________________________

(CLICKS)

_________________________________

(HORN BLARING)

_________________________________

Huh?

_________________________________

Goob! Hey, I did it, Goob! I finished it!

They are gonna love this!

_________________________________

Nothing says "adopt me"

like a weird invention.

_________________________________
MILDRED: Lewis!

_________________________________

-Lewis, the Harringtons are here!

-Way ahead of you, Mildred.

_________________________________

Wait! Wait! Wait, wait, wait.

_________________________________

Remember, sit up straight.

Look them in the eye.

_________________________________

Smile. Let's fix your...

_________________________________

Mildred.

_________________________________

All right, all right, all right, all right.

_________________________________

Go show them how special you are.

_________________________________

Oh, I hope this is it.

_________________________________

I hope he gets adopted.

_________________________________

You and me both, chief.

_________________________________
LEWIS: I mean, there's so many things

in the world that can be improved.

_________________________________

Just think of it.

Moving sidewalks, flying cars.

_________________________________

The possibilities are endless.

_________________________________

Flying cars? Yeah, that's a good one.

_________________________________

All it takes is some imagination

and a little science,

_________________________________

and we can make the world

a better place.

_________________________________

Well, these are all interesting ideas.

_________________________________

So, what's your favorite sport?

_________________________________

-Well, does inventing count as a sport?

-Actually...

_________________________________

'Cause I think I hit a home run

with this one!

_________________________________

-What is that?

-First, a question.

_________________________________

What's the number one problem

that you face

_________________________________

when you make

a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?

_________________________________

-Lewis, I don't think we...

-Portion control.

_________________________________

Too much peanut butter sticks

to the roof of your mouth,

_________________________________

takes forever to chew.

_________________________________

Too much jelly squishes out the sides

and makes your hands all sticky.

_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST)

_________________________________

Well, I propose

that the perfect P.B. and J.

_________________________________

is within mankind's grasp,

_________________________________

and I've built this machine to achieve it.

_________________________________

For this demonstration,

I'll use regular bread.

_________________________________

Honey, it's okay.

_________________________________

As you can see, toasting is an option.

_________________________________

We don't usually eat peanut butter.

_________________________________

Lewis, this is really not necessary.

_________________________________

It's jammed!

_________________________________

(DEVICE BUZZING)

_________________________________

Lewis, please, don't!

_________________________________

Oops.

_________________________________

What's happening?

_________________________________

Mr. Harrington has a peanut allergy!

_________________________________

I'm sorry!

_________________________________

Here let me help you get that off!

_________________________________

Stand back!

_________________________________

(GASPING)

_________________________________

-Is he gonna be okay?

-Breathe. Breathe.

_________________________________

I'm so sorry! I didn't know!

_________________________________

It was really nice to meet you.

_________________________________

We're gonna need some time

to think about it.

_________________________________
MILDRED: Hi, folks. Everything all...

_________________________________

(MILDRED GASPS)

_________________________________

What happened?

_________________________________
MRS. HARRINGTON: Miss Duffy,

that boy is definitely not right for us.

_________________________________

Now, if you'll excuse me.

_________________________________
MILDRED: (STAMMERING) I'm so

sorry about this. If you would just...

_________________________________

(DOOR SLAMMING)

_________________________________

-I made some lunch.

-Not hungry.

_________________________________

Poor Mr. Harrington.

_________________________________

-I killed him?

-No. No! No, you didn't kill him.

_________________________________

I called. He's perfectly fine.

_________________________________

(SIGHS)

_________________________________

I was just gonna say that it's...

_________________________________

It's too bad

he didn't get to try a sandwich

_________________________________

from that wonderful invention of yours.

_________________________________

-(SCOFFING) Yeah, real wonderful.

-It's not you.

_________________________________

We just haven't found

the right couple yet.

_________________________________

One hundred twenty-four.

_________________________________

What?

_________________________________

That's how many adoption interviews

I've had, 124.

_________________________________

Oh, Lewis, come on, now.

_________________________________

You're exaggerating just to make your

_________________________________

point.

_________________________________

Plus, I'm gonna be 13 next year,

_________________________________

and you know how hard it is

for a teenager to get adopted.

_________________________________

I have no future. No one wants me.

_________________________________

That's not true, Lewis!

_________________________________

My own mother didn't even want me.

_________________________________

Now, stop it. You do not know that.

_________________________________

Then why'd she give me up?

_________________________________

She may not have been able

to take care of you.

_________________________________

Did you ever think of that?

_________________________________

I am sure that she was only thinking

about what was best for you.

_________________________________

I never thought of it that way.

_________________________________

Maybe she wanted to keep you,

but she had no choice.

_________________________________

You're right.

_________________________________

My real mom is the only person

who's ever wanted me.

_________________________________

Wait. I said "maybe."

_________________________________

And if she wanted me then,

she'll want me now.

_________________________________

What are you talking about?

_________________________________

I have to find her, Mildred,

and when I do, she'll take me back,

_________________________________

and we'll be a family again!

_________________________________

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Lewis, you can't do that.

_________________________________

No one knows anything about her.

No one even saw her.

_________________________________

Wrong. I saw her

_________________________________

once.

_________________________________

She's in here. I just have to remember.

_________________________________

That's it!

_________________________________

(ANOTHER BELIEVER PLAYING)

_________________________________

(SINGING) Hello

_________________________________

I got something to tell you

_________________________________

But it's crazy

_________________________________

I got something to show you

_________________________________

(INAUDIBLE)

_________________________________

So give me just one more chance

_________________________________

One more glance 
And I will make of you

_________________________________

Another believer

_________________________________

Guess what? 
You got more than you bargained

_________________________________

Ain't it crazy?

_________________________________

You got more than you paid for

_________________________________

So give me just one more chance

_________________________________

One more glance

_________________________________

One more hand to hold

_________________________________

You've been on my mind

_________________________________

Though it may seem I'm fooling

_________________________________

Wasted so much time

_________________________________

Though it may seem I'm fooling

_________________________________

(DEVICE BUZZING)

_________________________________

What are we gonna do?

_________________________________

What are we gonna do?

_________________________________

What are we gonna do about it?

_________________________________

You've been on my mind

_________________________________

One more chance

_________________________________

Wasted so much time

_________________________________

One more chance

_________________________________
_________________________________
Wonderland
_
To see the whole adventure, go to: Alice in Wonderland – Subtitles (en)

_________________________________

_________________________________
March–April 2017

_________________________________

_________________________________

(GOOB YAWNS)

_________________________________
GOOB: So tired.

_________________________________

We'll see you at 2:00 this afternoon.

He'll be so excited you're coming.

_________________________________

Bye-bye, now.

_________________________________

Yes! Hey, Goob... I mean, Michael.

_________________________________

-Good luck at the big game today.

-Easy win.

_________________________________

Those guys are a bunch of bums.

_________________________________

I just hope I can stay awake.

_________________________________

Don't tell me. Let me guess.

_________________________________

He was up all night

working on his stupid project,

_________________________________

but that's what happens

_________________________________

when you get a science geek

for a roommate.

_________________________________

Ah, that's good joe.

_________________________________

All right, Einstein,

you owe Michael big time.

_________________________________

Well, unlocking the secrets of the brain

took a lot longer than I expected,

_________________________________

but it's finished, Mildred.

I recalibrated the headset.

_________________________________

Now the neural circuits will connect.

_________________________________

I've cracked the hippocampus!

_________________________________

Really? Okay. What?

_________________________________

Now to test it out.

_________________________________

(RINGING)

_________________________________

Oh, no! I'm late! I gotta go!

_________________________________

Wait a minute, Lewis. Wait a minute.

_________________________________

I almost forgot what I came up here for.

_________________________________

I know you have a lot

on your plate today,

_________________________________

but I've scheduled an interview for you

this afternoon.

_________________________________

-No, thanks.

-"No, thanks"?

_________________________________

Sweetheart, this is

about being adopted,

_________________________________

and you will be back here

clean, happy and on time.

_________________________________

I'm done with interviews, Mildred.

I'm not gonna be rejected anymore.

_________________________________

Listen, I know where your head is,

but I'm telling you,

_________________________________

you have got to get out of the past

and look to the future.

_________________________________

I am, and this is it.

_________________________________

This is my future.

_________________________________

I'm sorry.

_________________________________

Lewis? Honey?

_________________________________

Dr. Krunklehorn,

I know you're very busy there

_________________________________

at Inventco Labs,

_________________________________

and we're just so excited

to have you as a judge.

_________________________________

It's my pleasure, Mr. Willerstein.

Hey, you never know.

_________________________________

One of your students may invent

the next integrated circuit

_________________________________

or microprocessor or integrated circuit.

_________________________________

Oh, wait! I said that already.

_________________________________

Well, I just don't get out

of that lab very much.

_________________________________

Is that a bow tie? I like bow ties.

_________________________________

I haven't slept in eight days!

_________________________________

Well, then can I get you a cot

or something?

_________________________________

Nope, I've got the caffeine patch.

It's my invention.

_________________________________

Each patch is the equivalent

of 12 cups of coffee.

_________________________________

You can stay awake for days

with no side effects.

_________________________________

(SCREAMS)

_________________________________

Sorry. Who's this?

_________________________________

This is one of our students,

Stanley Pukowski.

_________________________________

Oh, so cute!

_________________________________

I just want to bite

his chubby little cheeks!

_________________________________

(WHISTLING)

_________________________________

What's with the dress, Pukowski?

_________________________________

It's actually a toga, sir.

_________________________________

Coach, nice to see you, sort of.

What are you doing here?

_________________________________

Judging a science fair.

What's it look like I'm doing?

_________________________________

And what makes you qualified

to judge a science fair?

_________________________________

It's my gym.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

_________________________________

Stanley. Volcano.

_________________________________

Behold the awesome power

of Mount Vesuvius!

_________________________________

(CLICKING)

_________________________________

The toggle switch isn't toggling.

_________________________________

Dr. Krunklehorn?

_________________________________

Barium, cobalt, Einstein, Kool-Aid!

_________________________________

I don't know what she just said,

but this project is unacceptable!

_________________________________

Now, give me 20 laps around the gym!

_________________________________

Move it! Move it! Move it! Go! Go! Go!

_________________________________

-Coach!

-I'm watching you.

_________________________________

(STANLEY PANTING)

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

Okay, next up is Lizzy

and her fire ant farm.

_________________________________

That's right.

_________________________________

Lizzy, we talked about the fire ants.

_________________________________

You know that they have a tendency

to bite people.

_________________________________

Only my enemies.

_________________________________

Just keep moving, shall we?

Top notch, Lizzy!

_________________________________

Let's not anger her

or make her jumpy in any way.

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

(SCREAMS)

_________________________________

This area's not secure. Get in.

_________________________________

Have you been approached

by a tall man in a bowler hat?

_________________________________

-What?

-Hey, hey, I'll ask the questions here.

_________________________________

-Okay, goodbye.

-All right,

_________________________________

didn't want to pull rank on you,

but you forced my hand.

_________________________________

Special Agent Wilbur Robinson

of the T.C.T.F.

_________________________________

-The what?

-Time Continuum Task Force.

_________________________________

-I'm here to protect you.

-Well...

_________________________________

Now, tall man, bowler hat,

approached you?

_________________________________

No, why?

_________________________________

I could lose my badge for this.

_________________________________

He's a suspect in a robbery.

_________________________________

What did he steal?

_________________________________

-A time machine.

-A what?

_________________________________

I've tracked him to this time,

and my informants say he's after you.

_________________________________

Me? Why me?

_________________________________

The boys back at HQ

haven't figured out a motive yet.

_________________________________

And by "HQ," I mean "headquarters."

_________________________________

I know what HQ means.

_________________________________

Good. You're a smart kid.

_________________________________

That might keep you alive, for now.

_________________________________

Just worry

about your little science gizmo

_________________________________

and leave the "perp" to me.

_________________________________

-And by "perp," I mean...

-I know what it means!

_________________________________

Okay, Mr. Smarty-pants.

_________________________________

Bowler Hat Guy!

_________________________________
YOUNG FRANNY: Whoa!

_________________________________

My frogs!

_________________________________

You're not gonna get away with it,

_________________________________

kid with science project.

_________________________________

Dude, you almost busted

my solar system!

_________________________________

My frogs! They're getting away!

_________________________________

(FROGS CROAKING)

_________________________________

(BUZZING)

_________________________________

(WHIRRING)

_________________________________

Got you! That's the last of them.

_________________________________

Annoying little girl,

I don't have time for this.

_________________________________

I'm on a very important...

_________________________________

Don't sass me, boy. I know karate.

_________________________________
COACH: Come on, Pukowski!

Feel the pain! Love the pain!

_________________________________
MR. WILLERSTEIN: Coach...

_________________________________

Next up is Lewis.

_________________________________

Yes... Lewis! Excuse me.

_________________________________

(WHISPERING) Lewis,

tell me this thing is not gonna...

_________________________________

(IMITATES EXPLOSION)

_________________________________

It's okay. It's gonna work this time.

I won't let you down, I promise.

_________________________________

All right, Lewis, I trust you.

Knock 'em dead.

_________________________________

(WHISPERING) That was a figure

of speech. Please don't kill anyone.

_________________________________

Okay, stand back, everybody.

_________________________________

This next project

will knock your socks off.

_________________________________

Seriously, you might wanna stand back

a little.

_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT)

_________________________________

Have you ever forgotten something,

_________________________________

and no matter how hard you tried,

you couldn't remember it?

_________________________________

Well, what happens

to these forgotten memories?

_________________________________

I propose

they're stored somewhere in your brain,

_________________________________

and I built a machine

that can retrieve them.

_________________________________

I call it the Memory Scanner.

_________________________________

(EXCLAIMING) It's shiny!

_________________________________

So, Lewis,

how does the Memory Scanner work?

_________________________________

First, you input the desired period

of time on this keypad.

_________________________________

Then a laser scans the cerebral cortex,

where memories are stored.

_________________________________

The retrieved memory

is then displayed on this monitor.

_________________________________

Wrap him up. I'll take two.

_________________________________

Now, I'm going back 12 years,

three months and 11 days.

_________________________________

Why that particular day?

_________________________________

You didn't think

I was paying attention, did you?

_________________________________

Well, that was the day...

_________________________________

Let's just say, that was

a very important day in my life.

_________________________________

Fair enough. Play ball.

_________________________________

It'll just take a second

to get the turbines going.

_________________________________

(ALL GASPING)

_________________________________

(PANTING)

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

Lewis, wait!

_________________________________

She's gonna blow!

_________________________________

Watch out!

_________________________________

(SCREAMS)

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

Feel the pain! Love the...

_________________________________

(SCREAMING) Hurts so much!

Make it stop!

_________________________________

(ALL SCREAMING)

_________________________________

Make it stop!

_________________________________

Coach, suck it up, okay?

_________________________________

Let us conduct ourselves in a way

that we'll all be proud of tomorrow.

_________________________________

-Let's calm down!

-Mr. Willerstein?

_________________________________

-I didn't mean to...

-Not now, Lewis!

_________________________________

I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

_________________________________

Not now.

_________________________________
MR. WILLERSTEIN: Okay, and we are

walking in a calm, orderly fashion

_________________________________

toward the exits.

_________________________________

Wait, Lewis!

_________________________________

(FROGS CROAKING)

_________________________________

(CHUCKLING)

_________________________________

Come, my dear. Our future awaits.

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

_________________________________

Lilo!

_________________________________

Lilo?

_________________________________

Oh, no.

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

You better be home.

_________________________________

(DOG BARKING)

_________________________________

(ENGINE PURRING)

_________________________________

(BRAKES SCREECH)

_________________________________

Hey! Watch where you're going!

_________________________________

Stupidhead!

_________________________________

(PANTING)

_________________________________

(ELVIS PRESLEY'S

"HEARTBREAK HOTEL" PLAYING)

_________________________________

I Found A New Place To Dwell...

_________________________________

Oh, Lilo!

_________________________________

Lilo! Open the door, Lilo!

_________________________________
LILO: Go away.

_________________________________

...You Make Me So Lonely, Baby...

_________________________________

Lilo? We don't have time for this.

_________________________________

...I Get So Lonely...

_________________________________

Leave me alone to die.

_________________________________

Come on, Lilo that social worker's

going to be here any minute!

_________________________________

...You Still Can Find...

_________________________________

-(VOLUME INCREASES)

-...Some Room...

_________________________________

(GROWLING)

_________________________________

For Brokenhearted Lovers

To Cry Away Their Gloom

_________________________________

(FRUSTRATED GROAN)

_________________________________

Don't Make Me So Lonely

_________________________________

I Get So Lonely I Could Die...
_________________________________

(ENGINE TURNS OFF)

_________________________________

(WOOD CREAKING)

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

The Bellhop's Tears Keep Flowin'...

_________________________________

You are so finished when I get in there!

_________________________________

(MOUTHING SONG)

_________________________________

Well, They Been So Long

On Lonely Street
_________________________________

They Ain't Ever Gonna Look Back...

_________________________________

Oh, I'm going to stuff you in the blender,

push "puree,"

_________________________________

then bake you into a pie

and feed it to the social worker!

_________________________________

And when he says, "Mmm, this is great.

What's your secret?" I'm going to say...

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

"Love... And nurturing."

_________________________________

Hi. Uh...

_________________________________

(HAMMER CLUNKS)

_________________________________

You must be the, uh...

_________________________________

The stupidhead.

_________________________________

Oh! Oh...

_________________________________

Oh, you know, I'm really sorry about that

_________________________________

and if I'd known who you were,

of course I never would've...

_________________________________

Uh... I can pay for that.

_________________________________

It's a rental.

_________________________________

Are you the guardian in question?

_________________________________

Yes. I'm Nani.

_________________________________

Nice to meet you, Mister...

_________________________________

Bubbles.

_________________________________

Mr. Bubbles. That's a strange...

_________________________________

Yes, I know.

_________________________________

Are you going to invite me in, Nani?

_________________________________

Uh... I thought we could

sit out here and talk.

_________________________________

I don't think so.

_________________________________

(QUIETLY) Right. Uh...

_________________________________

(FROM INSIDE)

...It's Always Crowded...

_________________________________

This way.

_________________________________

...You Still Can Find Some Room

_________________________________

For Brokenhearted Lovers

To Cry Away Their Gloom

_________________________________

You Make Me So Lonely, Baby...

_________________________________

Uh... Wait here.

_________________________________

(CLATTERING)

_________________________________

(GLASS BREAKING, CRASHING)

_________________________________

(RECORD SCRATCHES,

MUSIC STOPS)

_________________________________
LILO: Hey!

_________________________________

(CLUNKING)

_________________________________

(PANTING)

_________________________________

So... Lemonade?

_________________________________

Do you often leave

your sister home alone?

_________________________________

No. Never.

_________________________________

(NANI SHRIEKS)

_________________________________

Well, except for just now.

_________________________________

Uh, I had to run to the store

to get some...

_________________________________

(STEAM WHISTLING)

_________________________________

Oh!

_________________________________

You left the stove on

while you were out?

_________________________________

Low heat! Just a simmer.

_________________________________

Mmm! It's coming along great.

_________________________________

(LOUD WHOOSH, YELLS)

_________________________________

I found that this morning.

_________________________________

Lilo! There you are.

_________________________________

Honeyface... This is Mr. Bubbles.

_________________________________

Nice to meet you.

_________________________________

Your knuckles say "Cobra."

_________________________________

(CRACKING)

_________________________________

Cobra Bubbles.

_________________________________

You don't look like a social worker.

_________________________________

I'm a special classification.

_________________________________

Did you ever kill anyone?

_________________________________

We're getting off the subject.

_________________________________

Let's talk about you. Are you happy?

_________________________________

(NO AUDIO)

_________________________________

I'm adjusted. I eat four food groups

_________________________________

and look both ways

before crossing the street

_________________________________

and take long naps and get disciplined.

_________________________________

(MUFFLED GASP)

_________________________________

Disciplined?

_________________________________

Yeah. She disciplines me real good.

Sometimes five times a day.

_________________________________

-With bricks.

-No...

_________________________________

Bricks?

_________________________________

Uh-huh, in a pillowcase.

_________________________________

Okay! That's enough sugar for you.

_________________________________

Why don't you run along,

you little cutie.

_________________________________

(NERVOUS GIGGLE)

_________________________________

The other social workers

just thought she was a scream.

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Thirsty?

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Let me illuminate to you

the precarious situation

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in which you have found yourself.

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I am the one they call

when things go wrong,

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and things have indeed gone wrong.

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(SPOONS CLINKING)

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(RATTLING)

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My friends need to be punished.

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(GROANS)

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Call me next time you're left here alone.

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Yep.

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In case you're wondering,

this did not go well.

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(NAILS CLATTERING)

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You have three days

to change my mind.

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(SHRIEKING)

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(SHRIEKING CONTINUES)

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-Blah.

-Eww!

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Lilo!

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(BOOTS SCREECH)

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(HINGES CREAK/DOOR SHUTS)

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(SLAMS)

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(HINGES CREAKS)

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(LILO GROWLS)

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(SNARLING AND GROWLING)

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(HISSES)

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Why didn't you wait at the school?

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You were supposed to wait there!

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Lilo!

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(GRUNTING)

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Do you not understand?

Do you want to be taken away?

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Answer me!

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-No!

-No, you don't understand?

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-No!

-No, what?

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No!

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(GRUNTS)

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(MUFFLED WHINING)

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(FRUSTRATED GRUNT)

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You're such a pain!

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So why don't you sell me

and buy a rabbit instead?

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At least a rabbit would behave

better than you!

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Go ahead! Then you'll be happy

because it'll be smarter than me, too!

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And quieter!

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You'll like it, 'cause it's stinky, like you!

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(SLAMS)

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Go to your room!

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I'm already in my room!

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(SLAMS)

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(MUFFLED SCREAMING)

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(DOG BARKS IN DISTANCE)

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(SOFTLY) Hey.

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I brought you some pizza,

in case you were hungry.

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We're a broken family, aren't we?

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No.

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Maybe, a little.

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Maybe a lot.

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I shouldn't have yelled at you.

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We're sisters. It's our job.

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Yeah, well, from now on...

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I like you better as a sister than a mom.

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Yeah?

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And you like me better as a sister

than a rabbit, right?

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(SNIFFLING)

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(GENTLY) Oh...

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Oh, oh, oh, oh.

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Yes.

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Yes, I do.

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(SNIFFLES)

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I hit Mertle Edmonds today.

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You hit her?

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Before I bit her.

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You bit her. Lilo, you shouldn't...

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People treat me different.

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They just don't know what to say.

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I'll tell you what.

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If you promise not to fight anymore

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I promise not to yell at you,

except on special occasions.

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Tuesdays and bank holidays

would be good.

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Yeah? Would that be good?

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(BOTH GIGGLING)

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Oh! My camera's full again.

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(WHISPERING) Aren't they beautiful?

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(LOW RUMBLING)

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(ELECTRICAL CRACKLING)

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(RUMBLING CONTINUING)

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(THUNDERING WHOOSH)

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A falling star!

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(CAR ALARMS BLARING

IN DISTANCE)

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(WHOOSHING)

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(EXPLOSIVE THUD)

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I call it! Get out! Get out!

I have to make a wish!

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Can't you go any faster?

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Oh, no! Gravity is increasing on me.

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No, it's not!

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It is, too, Lilo.

The same thing happened yesterday.

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You rotten sister!

Your butt is crushing me!

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Why do you act so weird?

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(SLAMS)

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(QUIETLY) It's me again.

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I need someone to be my friend...

Someone who won't run away.

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Maybe send me an angel...

The nicest angel you have.

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(FLAMES ROARING)

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(SHOUTING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE)

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(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

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(SNIFFING)

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(FEET PATTERING)

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(PLOPPING)

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(PISTOL ZINGS)

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(PLOPPING)

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(PISTOL ZINGS)

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(GROWLS)

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(FROG CROAKING)

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(WEAPONS COCK)

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(SHOUTING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE)

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(LOUD RUMBLING)

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(SHOUTING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE)

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(GRUNTING)

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(GRUNTING AND GROANING)

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What we when hit?

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There it is.

It stay jammed under the fender.

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(ALIEN GROANS, DRIVERS GASP)

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We better call somebody.

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