Timon and Pumbaa's Virtual Safari script

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Introduction

Pumbaa: Oooh! Our new ride is finally finished! Come on! Let's go in!
Part 1

Timon: Welcome to the Lion King Pridelands Adventure!
Pumbaa: Yeah! And you're the very first riders!
Ma: Oh, this is so exciting! Timon, I am so proud! I can't wait to see what you've made!
Uncle Max: I've got a bad feeling about this!
Timon: Oh, Thanks, Uncle Max! Always nice to have that family support, so warm, so friendly, so...
(You slam into a painted door!)
...SQUASHED!
(Camera zooms out to a crane camera)
Uncle Max (Distant): Why are you making a ride when the real thing's right there!
Timon (Distant): You know your problem, Uncle Max? You've got no vision (Spiritually)!
(Camera on the Wildebeast Car)
Uncle Max: I have a better vision if I wasn't squished into a giant, painted door!
Timon: Ok, ok! So there's a few glitches, Keep your tails on!


Pumbaa: Timon! I think you're sitting on the OFF button!
Timon: I wondered what that was!
(Doors finally open!)
Pumbaa: Ok, everyone! Here we go!
(You arrive in the jungle, Fake Timon and Pumbaa are swinging)
Pumbaa: Ooh! Pretty colors!
Ma: Oh, Timon, this is wonderful!
Uncle Max: Not bad, actually.
Timon: See, and you thought I wasn't cut out for this! Get it? Cut out? Haha!
(Switches to a camera facing Timon and Pumbaa and Ma and Uncle Max then switches back)
(A ribbon waterfall appears with Fake Simba, Timon and Pumbaa dancing on the log bridge)
Pumbaa: Ooh! Pretty!
Ma: Oh, this is really exciting!
(You arrive in a chamber with an automated Rafiki)
Mechanical Rafiki: Look beyond what you see! So what are you going to do?
Timon: Ok! Which way, folks? You get to choose. Left or right?


Pumbaa: I think we'll pick the right, uh, no, uh, the left, uh, no, I forgot.
Mechanical Rafiki: So what are you going to do?
Ma: If I choose the right, when do I get to see the left?
Timon: Just right it again and choose left, Ma!
Uncle Max: So what are we waiting for?
Timon: Hey! You out there! Help us out, ok? Pick one!
Pumbaa (Shopping personnelish): It's easy! Just use your remote control to choose the right or left arrow.
Timon: And hurry up, before something breaks...
Mechanical Rafiki: So what are you going to do?
Timon: ...again!
Mechanical Rafiki: HOHOHAHA! AAHAHAHAHAHA! So what are you going to do?
If you chose Left, This is what you get:

Timon and Pumbaa and Ma and Uncle Max: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (SPLASH!)
(Italian Music)
Ma: Wow, this is nice!
Uncle Max: Don't exactly remember this in the movie.
(A fake Pumbaa is drowned into a well)
Timon: Icy-picky-picky!
(The fake Pumbaa spits water)
Pumbaa: Aww! BJUBJUBJUBJUBJU!
Fake Pumbaa's Mom: Pumbaa! No playing! Don't play chicken!
(A Drunk Renaissance Hyena appears in the bridge above you)


(A hyena chases a fake Timon for a plate of grubs, Meanwhile, fake pirate Timons are waiting for their ship but doesn't know that there is a hyena waiting to attack!)
Ma: Why are they chasing you for a plate of grubs?
Timon: Don't ask!
If you chose Right, you'll get this:

(Doors open to reveal fake Timon holding fake Pumbaa)
Pumbaa: Ooh!
Ma: Uh, dear, I don't remeber it quite like that!
Timon: Mother! It's a ride! It's a "Poetic Licence"! An artful re-creation!
Uncle Max: It's a Lie!
Timon: Hey! Everything lies in a delicate balance, remember?
(Static, Pumbaa falls out of Timon's hands)
Pumbaa: Aww!
Timon: AAAAA!
Uncle Max: Oh yeah! Very delicate!
(Pumbaa Passes Wind)
Ma: Oh dear! Is it supposed to make that noise?
Pumbaa: Uh, actually, that was me!
Uncle Max: PU! Get me out of here!
(The car exits)
Part 2

(Train Sounds)
Pumbaa: OOOOOOOH! WOO! WOO! WOO! WOO! WOO!
(Sounds approch)
Timon: AAAAAH!
(3 Flashlights are revealed)
Uncle Max: Ok, Enough is enough! There's no train in the original story and don't say "Poetic Licence"!
Timon: Um, "Creative Leeway?"
(Chamber of Rafiki again but with Flames!)
Mechanical Rafiki: Look beyond what you see! So what are you going to do?
Timon: Ok, Folks! Left or right! Oh, and Pumbaa, remember this time stay away from the flames! 'cause if you go off, we all go up!
Pumbaa: Ooh! Good point, Timon!
Mechanical Rafiki: So what are you going to do?
Ma: Hmm, think! Right or left?
Pumbaa: Uh, Timon? Which way is left again?
Timon: Would ya just pick!
Mechanical Rafiki: So what are you going to do?
Timon: Come on, folks out there! A little help, Please?
Mechanical Rafiki: AHHHHHAHA! AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! So what are you going to do?
If you choose Left, this is what you get:

(Doors open to a deserted room)
CRASH!

(Materials fall down, sound goes clockwise starting from R)
Timon: Uh, Pumbaa, weren't you gonna finish this part?


Pumbaa: Uh, you said you were gonna do it, remember?
Uncle Max: So, Mr. Big, shacky, directive. What do you call this?
(Cat cries between the SL and SR speakers)
Timon: Uh, uhe, Circle of life!
Ma: Maybe we should circle on back!
(Sounds stop on L, A Wildebeast car topples a little bit)
Timon: Good idea!
If you chose Right, this is what you get:

(Haunted music, Fake Dragon hyenas appear with 2 posters, one Timon's and one Pumbaa's)
Pumbaa: Oh boy!
Uncle Max: What now? "The Haunted Pridelands"?
Timon: Why not? It's cool!
(Thunder)
(Creaking)
(You fall as Deep and as Fast as the Hellevator (A PNE ride)!)
All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
CRASH!

Pumbaa: OOOOHOHOHO! OOOOHOHOHO!
Uncle Max: I have to admit! That was pretty cool!
Timon: And unexpected!
Pumbaa: I don't feel so good!
Timon and Uncle Max: OH NO! PUMBAA! NO!
(Pumbaa passes gas)
Uncle Max: Let's get out of here!
Fake Conclusion

(Hyena sounds, eyes point at you)
Ma: AAAAAAAH!
Uncle Max: Ok, Timon! I'm quite impressed, this is quite quite...
(A lightbulb blows! the main lights go on revealing that the eyes were lightbulbs!)
...quite crummy!
Pumbaa: Whoa! I've never seen it with the lights on!
Uncle Max: What's the word I'm looking for here? Uh, cheezy, uh, embarrasing. No! I got it! Pathetic!
Timon (talking into radio): (Clears throat) We're, uh, upsday in section 4B, what's the hold upe?
Radio: Hold up your rollem in the cenum, comprende?
Ma: Dear, did you do those translations yourself?
End of Fake Safari

To continue, please go to the Real Virtual Safari
Introduction

(Bugs are singing)
Uncle Max: Oh no! No! No, I'll never get that tune out of my head!
Ma: I think it's lovely! Look at that pretty grub!
(The grub speaks very lowly)
Pumbaa: Oh boy!
(Singing continues)
(The Music Jams (Badly) on "...a grub place..." repeating the section over and over again! The ride's stuck!)
Pumbaa: Uh oh!
Uncle Max: Oh no!
Ma: Eh, Timon, Do something!
Timon: I'm doing! I'm doing! Pumbaa! Look for the "Emergency" button!
Pumbaa: How do you spell it again?
Timon: AAAAA! Just push something!
Pumbaa: How about this red one?
Timon: No! Not that!
(Music fast forwards, the car speeds to 50 KPH!)
Ma: Oh no!
Timon: I can't stop...
Part 1 (The Real Safari)

(Outside the building, a camera captures the crew flying through a cement wall!)
Uncle Max (inside the building and muffled): You're going off the track!
All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
(Swiches to a camera pointing to the moon, The crew is still flying!)
All (Distant); AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!


Uncle Max: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH!
(Swiches back to the camera on the wildebeast car)
EEEEEEEE!
(You go under a giraffe, an elephant appears on the right)
Oh no!
(Rafiki's tree appears on the right but shrunk! another giraffe, You almost hit a baby elephant!)
Pumbaa; Oh! Look out! That one!
There was an editing error where the editor added additional animation in the wrong area, please note when you watch the DVD
(An adult giraffe appears, a baby antolope appears on the right, another giraffe)
Uncle Max: Oh no!
Ma: Oh no! Oh no!
(two zebras appear on both sides)
Pumbaa (factual): Those two zebras have the same patterns, did you know that?
(A lot of zebras appear, you splash into the river)
(all coughing)
This sequence happened in an amazing 22 seconds!
Part 2 (The Train Tracks)

(Train whisle (The real one!))
Timon: Well, at least we don't have to worry about this one, we know it's 'cause...
(The tracks switch just in the nick of time!)
...ACTUAL TRAIN!
Ma: Woo!
Timon: HELP!
Pumbaa: Whoa! (Gibberish)! (Nervous laughing)
(Ed laughs)
All: AAAAAAAAAH!
Pumbaa; Uh, Timon, I don't think were in "Lightbulb Land" anymore!
(Banzai appears)
(Shenzi appears)
(Switches to a camera facing back)
All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
(The hyenas are still on the car! Darkness falls!)
THUMP!

Part 3 (Timon's tunnel a.k.a The fun part)

(No dialogue until 7 seconds later)
Ma: Ooh! That's Betty! Sorry!
(No dialogue)
Part 4 (The Elephant Graveyard Corkscrew)

(You arrive in the Elephant Graveyard)
Timon: Oh no!
(You go around the corkscrew)
Help! We're lost!
Part 5(THE DROP!)

(Switches to a camera 5 KM away from Pride Rock)
(All screaming)
(Switches back)
(You go up to the top of Pride Rock!)
Uncle Max: Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!
(Everyone sighs)
Timon: Hey! you can see my tunnel from here!
(2 signs appear)
Pumbaa: Oh! What's that?
Timon: I don't know! I didn't put them there!
Ma: Oh, I think we have to pick one.
Timon: Um, Pumbaa, you pick!
Pumbaa: Uh, you!
Timon: I said you first!
Ma: Would someone please pick already?
If you choose Left(Forward), you'll get this:

(You fall from the top of Pride Pock to the bottom of a tunnel over 600 Feet! (that's approximately the same distance from the top of the CN Tower to the Microwave Dishes of the CN Tower!))
Uncle Max: Oh no! Oh no!
All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
If you choose Right(Backwards), you'll get this:

(Same thing except backwards)
Ma: Whoa!
(The car spins around backwards, you know what'll happen!)
Uncle Max: Oh no!
All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
There was another editing error in which the editor faded one scene when the scene was supposed to be directly linked with the other scene, please note when you watch the DVD


Pumbaa: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Mommy! Mommy!
Part 6 (The Arctic/Antarctic Tunnel!)


Continued from Left(Forwards)

Ma: WEEEEEE! WOOOOO!
Pumbaa: Whoa! (Gibberish)!
(The Yeti appears on the left!)
(Pumbaa Nervously laughs)
Ma: What's he doing in Africa? He'll melt!
Timon: It's a dry heat!
Pumbaa: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! WOOOOOO!
(At the end of the ride, 2 blaring camera flashes flash for a ride portrait)
Continued from Right(Backwards)

Pumbaa: Yddad! Yddad!
Timon: What's that?
Pumbaa: Daddy! Backwards! (Nervous Laughing)
(The Yeti appears on the right!)
Uncle Max: What's he doing here?
Timon: Snowboarding?
Pumbaa: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
(At the end of the ride, 2 blaring camera flashes flash for a ride portrait)
See the end at The Conclusion
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(Doors open to reveal the beginning of the ride)
Timon: We're so glad you could join us! Come back soon!
(The tires deflate)
Uncle Max: What "Come back soon"? That was the worst ride I've ever been on!
(A horn falls)
Timon: So, It's got a few glitches, it just needs a little tinkering, that's all!
(Sparks fly from the horn)
Ma: Don't worry, Timon, Who wants to make a ride anyway, huh?
(Pumbaa gets off)
Pumbaa: Oh! I liked it! Let's do it again! Oh! Wait! Let's look at our pictures first!
(Depending on the ride you took, your pictures will be diffrent everytime you go on the ride)
END
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Part 1

Timon: Welcome to the nighttime safari jeep tour! We're going in style this time, folks! Real luxury! Watch this!
(LCD pops up)
GPS
(Switches to "The Presentation of Simba")
DVD
(A piece of bacon comes onscreen)
Pumbaa: Emergency Bacon!
Timon (correcting pumbaa): It's not bacon! It's "Beacon"! Emergency Beacon!
Pumbaa: Sorry!
(LCD flips down)
Timon: All right, Pumbaa! Cameras ready? Let's do it!
(Car drives)
Timon: Notice the exotic african wildlife.
(A rhino sign comes up)
Ooh, look, a rhino crossing! Stop the Jeep!
(LCD comes up)
That red dot's us, Right?
Pumbaa: I think so. Hmm, I wonder what that sound is?
(Thundering footsteps come from your DD reciever's L and Subwoofer Channels, A rhino appears)
Timon and Pumbaa: RHINO!
(The rhino bumps the jeep, the DVD player skips to parts of "The Lion King" movie)
DVD (Pumbaa + Nala):SHE'S GONNA EAT ME!
(Rhino bumps again)
DVD (Hakuna Matata Song): Hakuna Matata!
(Rhino bumps again)
DVD (Timon Pushing Stuck Pumbaa): AAAAAAAH!
Timon: He's gonna skewer us! Go! Go! Give it some gas! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
(Car drives very fast, you hear the rhino on your SL speaker, you end up on Resturant Road)


Timon: Pumbaa! I'm ok! Are you ok? How do you feel?
Pumbaa: Uh, actually, I feel a little hungry.
Timon: Hey! you're in luck! Resturant Road! Which one do you wanna pick? Your choice! As long as they've got food, Pumbaa and I will Be right at home!
Pumbaa: Left looks good, no, right, no, left, I'm hungry, and I just can't decide!
Timon: Jeez! Now I'm getting hungry! Let's go!
If you chose Right, this is what you get:
Pumbaa: Yum! Yum! Yum! I love fast food!
Timon: Ooh! This looks good!
(Images of Timon and Pumbaa are painted on the rock with an Evil smiley and specials such as:)
Pumbaa: Meerkat tail on a cob! Warthog snouts and tusks! WEEEEEEEOOOOOOO!


Timon: Mongoose Pot Pie! AAAAAAAAAAAH! It's us on the menu!
Banzai (On speakerphone): Welcome! How would you like to try our warthog special?
Timon: Pumbaa! Get us out of here!
Banzai: (Laughing) It's Dinner Time!
(Car drives out of the road fast and onto a plain)
If you chose Left, This is what you get:
Pumbaa: Ooh! They've got all my favorites! Timon!
Garble on speakerphone: we aaaaav abrov carenm snovez
Timon: Aaa, Hmm, I'll have the Double Double Maggot Burger, Side of Cenitipedes. Ooh! Wait! Can I super size that to Millipedes? Ooh! And some nachos with extra Dungbeetles!


Pumbaa: I'll have the stinkbug-locust combo on a leaf, hold the termites, and the weeval on a stick. The giant one! Not the lesser of the two weevals! (Laughing) Ooh! And I also want a lice cream cone!
Timon: Make that 2!
Garble on speakerphone: we aaaaav abrov carenm snovez
Pumbaa: Wha?
Timon: He said (Muffled: MMMMMMMMMMMOMOMOMMMMMMMMMMOOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOOMMMMMMMMOMOMOMMM)
Pumbaa: Uh, Maybe he means go to the drive up window.
(A plate with everything they ordered comes up)
Timon (munching): Great find! We have to come back here
Pumbaa (munching): Delicious! mind if I try one of your Dungbeetles?
Timon (munching): No Problem!
(Pumbaa Burps, They continue to munch)
Pumbaa: Yummy! Delicious!
(Timon smacks his lips)
(the car comes onto a plain)
Part 2

(Silence for 5 seconds)
(LCD pops up)
Timon: Human technology! You gotta love it!
(Rumbling coming from the Subwoofer Channel)
What's That?
Pumbaa: Uh, I think it's my stomach.
Timon: Are you sure? It's awful loud even for you!
(Rumbling continues, you face back to see wildebeast!)
Timon and Pumbaa: STAMPEDE!
(Thundering footsteps on every channel)
Pumbaa: Down! Down! Down!
(Wildebeast run away, you find yourself near The Elephant Graveyard!)
Timon: That was close! That was really really close!


Pumbaa (factual): Timon, Did you know the Wildebeast is also called the "Ganew"?
Timon: Oh, "Gethank you" for the very nice tidbit! We just almost got squiched here! You there! All safe and out of danger, What do you think? Which way? Cave or around the mountain?
If you chose Left, you'll get this:
Pumbaa: The Elephant Graveyard!
(The Hyenas appear)
Banzai: Well! Looke here! Dinner and a side dish!
(Actual hyena sounds appear in the rear speakers)
Pumbaa: Uh oh! Hyenas!
Timon: Let's get out of there!
Pumbaa: Where?
Timon: Anywhere!
(You go down the ribs of an elephant into a cave, Timon and Pumbaa make some noise, You end up in the chamber of mini-volcano vents.)
If you chose Right, you'll get this:
(you drive into the cave, the car stalls)
Timon: Oh no! It's really dark in here! Come on! Start! Start!
Pumbaa: This is so scary! At least I have my blankie! (kissing)! My blankie always makes me feel better!
Timon: That's my tail!
Pumbaa: Oops! Sorry! Oooh! Look! There's some Fireflies!
Timon: That's strange, they're in pairs!
(Timon turns on his flashlight, bats come flying in your face!)
Timon: AAAAAAAH!
Timon and Pumbaa: BATS!
Timon: EEEW! EEEW! Don't let'em get in my fur!
(Car finally starts up! you arrive in the chamber of mini-volcano vents)
Part 3

Banzai: Oh! Isn't that just too bad! your road seems to have come to an end!
Timon: Oh no! What do we do? Forward? Backward? Left? Right?
Pumbaa: There are no arrows on screen!
Timon: Oh great! So, Uh, forward it is! Hang on, Pumbaa!
(The mini-volcano vents erupt one by one in front of the jeep)


Timon: Right! No! No! Left! No! The other Left! Wait! Return! Stop! No! Go! Go! Go! Go! Ooh! Oooh! Look out! No! (Gibberish)! AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Pumbaa: I thought you were driving!?
Timon: I am!
(Hyenas sounds from Rear channels)
Ok! It's over! It's over! Oh sure! Now they put up the arrows! Where were they then we needed them!?
Pumbaa: Maybe they just weren't ready! So what do you think? Should we go up or down?
Timon: Up! Down! Who cares?! Just help us!!!
Banzai: Excuse me! This is a toll road! And today's toll IS YOU!
Timon: Uh, Pumbaa! I think we're invited for dinner!
If you chose Right, this is what you get:
Pumbaa: Stay to the right!
Timon: There is no right!
Banzai (From behind): Hey! Would ya drop in for dinner?! (Laughing)
(Car drives dangerously close to the edge of a cliff, Ed laughs, you bump on a ramp, you drop into a 2000m deep cave.)
Timon and Pumbaa: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
(You continue to fall)
Timon:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
(The car crashes in the darkness)
Pumbaa: I think my tusks are coming loose! Hey! Maybe I'll have to move to Tuscalossa.
Timon: Ooooy!
If you chose Left, this is what you get:
Timon: Hold on!
(Car drives into a tunnel, rocks fall with the Subwoofer channel extremely intense)
Timon: Ooh! Oooh! Look out! No! (Gibberish)!
Pumbaa: AAAAAHAAAHAAAH!
Timon: Right! No! No! Left! No! The other Left!
Pumbaa: Wait! Which way is left again?
(You pass over lava)
Timon: Ow! Hot! Tail on fire!
Banzai: Oooh! HAHA! Can't wait to try some!
Pumbaa: Oooh! Ow! Oooh! Ow! Hey! Oooh! Ouch! Eeee! Watch it! Oooh! Ow! Oooh! Ow! Oooh! Oooh! HOHO!
Banzai: Hey! Don't be a stranger!
(Car slams into darkness)
Pumbaa: Sorry!
Conclusion

(Back to the beginning of the route)
Timon: Well, here we are! Thank you for joining us on the tour! Please exit to the right! Make sure you have all your personal belongings! Make sure to come back and see us real soon!
Pumbaa: Uh, Timon, is that all you're going to say after all we've been through?!
Timon: What? It's just a ride!
Pumbaa: That was a ride?
Timon: Yeah, what did ya think?
Pumbaa: Oh, Uh, I knew it was a ride, Yep!
Timon: Wanna go on it again? Ooh! Wait! Let's look at our pictures first!
(Depending on the trip you took, your pictures will be diffrent everytime you go on the ride)
END
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Part 1

Timon: Welcome to the nighttime safari boat tour! Hello everyone! My name is Timon! I'll be your skipper today on the Leaky Westbucket! (Nervous Laughing)
(Boat moves)
Oh well, Wave goodbye to your families, Folks! You may never see them again! Of course, if they're like my family, you may prefer that! (Laugh) Just kidding, Ma! Anyways, please keep your arms, legs, tails, and tusks in the boat at all times! Pumbaa, Got your camera ready?
Pumbaa: All ready, Timon!
(A yellow firefly comes up)
Timon: Ooh! A Bobson's Firefly! They're very rare!
(Pumbaa eats the Firefly)
Timon: And now, They're Extinct!
Pumbaa: But delicous! (BURP!)
(Hippos come up on the right)
Timon: Over on your right, I heard of Hippos! Some of these Babies weigh as much as 30 warthogs and boy do they look like it!
(Hippo opens her mouth)
Except for you, Madam.
(Another Hippo opens his mouth)
They look hungry! Maybe we'd better go around them!
Hey guys! Which way? Left or Right?
Pumbaa: Yeah! Pick something! And fast! They're looking at me funny!
Timon: Pumbaa, Everyone looks at you funny!
Pumbaa: Hurry up and decide, would ya! They're twiching their ears!
If you chose Left, You'll get this:
(Rain starts)
Timon: Now as we move further downriver, Notice the sudden changes in weather! Very characteristic to the area!
Pumbaa: Aah! Rain! That feels good! Very refreshing!


Timon (In disgust): (Breaths) I love the smell of wet Pumbaa in the evening! It smells like... YYYOOOOOOOOEEE!
(Thunder crashes in the distance)
(Pumbaa Whines)
Timon: Pumbaa... you're not scared of a little thunder, are ya?
(Thundering Thunderclap with a Lightning bolt strikes the boat, Subwoofer is extremely intense.)
Timon: MOMMY! (SPLASH!)
Pumbaa: Uh, skipper, why did you jump out of the boat?
Timon: I was just showing our passengers that the waters are perfectly safe! Hehe! Yeah, that's it!
If you chose Right, you'll get this:
(Boat moves to the right, you see Pride Rock)
Timon: OK! Over on your right, a rock! Pee! Big deal! A rock!
Pumbaa: Timon! Isn't that Pride Rock? The king's home and metaphoric heart and soul of the Savana?
Timon: Uh, Yeah that's what I meant.
Part 2

Pumbaa: Hey, Timon, aren't there snakes in this part of the river?
Timon: Snakes? Snakes don't swim.
Pumbaa: But they can CLIMB!
(Snake attacks)
SNAP!

Timon and Pumbaa: AAAAAAH!
Timon: Quick! Go around it! Go! Go!
Pumbaa: How do you know it's a him?
Timon: There's no way I'm getting close enough to find out!
(Boat stops)
Ok, pal! What do you think? Left or right?
Pumbaa: Pick left! Pick left!
Timon: They can pick whatever they want!
Pumbaa: Yeah! But pick left!
Timon: Why?
Pumbaa: I've got a good feeling about it!
If you chose left (Pumbaa's reccomendation), You'll get this:
(Lion roars in the distance)
CRASH!

Timon: Oh! Great choice, Pumbaa!
Pumbaa: Sorry!
Timon: Sorry Shmorry! We're caught on something! Now what are we gonna do?
Pumbaa: Notice the tranquil harmony of the flowing water as it...


Timon: ...As it flows right by us because we're Jammed, Lodged, Snagged, As in... NOT MOVING! Sheez! Rock the boat! Run back and forth! Throw your weight around, you know, to shift the boat!
Pumbaa: Hmm, OK!
(Pumbaa stomps the boat, the boat finally touches the water.)
If you chose Right, this is what you get:
Pumbaa: Timon, It's hippos again!
Timon: Hakuna matata, Pumbaa! No worries! Unless they wiggle their ears!
(The hippos wiggle their ears!)
Pumbaa: Uh oh!
(The Hippos spray water onto the boat)
Timon: Bleeaah! Oooh! You got the warthog wet again! Thank you!
(Hippos make noise in the distance)
Part 3

The following does not have a left or right choice.
Timon: Now where were we? Oh yes! If you all look straight ahead, you can see the nice, calm, quiet...
(Monkeys make some noise)
Timon: (Gibberish)! (Gibberish)! Get out of here!
Pumbaa: Gat's...
Rafiki (Hand in your face): STOP! ssssssssh!
(Monkeys fly off)
Timon: Show off!
(Engine stalls)
Part 4

Timon: Aah! Finally, a little peace! Completely quiet! Not a sound! Not even the sound of the boat?! Pumbaa? Are we stalled?
Pumbaa: No problem! I got it handled!
(The light turns off, the boat's battery drains)
Timon: Hurry up! These are alligator infested waters!
Pumbaa (factual): Don't be silly, Timon! Alligators live in the humid, mucky swamps of North America. Nope! These tributaries are home to...
(Crocs jump onto the boat)
Cccc... CCC... CROCIDILES! AAAAAAAAAAAH!
Timon: FORWARD!
(Boat races through swerves)
Oy! That was a close one! Oh! I think I'm having chest pains!
Pumbaa: I'm feeling gassy!
Timon: No! Pumbaa! Don't!
(Pumbaa Farts)
Oy! Tell me that's swamp vapors!
Ok, folks! Quickly! Left or right? Pick Right! It looks well ventilated!
Pumbaa: Left looks nice too!
There was a mixing error during the creation of the feature, Here is the corrected version
If you chose Left, This is what you get:
Timon: Well, you may be right, Pumbaa. This does look nice!
Notice the calm, pleasant... Fogbank!
Pumbaa: Hmm, I wonder what that sound is?
Timon: It sounds like... Water!
Louder and louder water!
(You see the edge of a waterfall!)
It's a WATERFALL! OOH! SORRY! SKIPPER KNOWS LEAST!
Timon and Pumbaa:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

(SPLASH!)

If you chose Right, This is what you get:
Timon: See? Good choice! Your skipper knows best!
Now, everyone, if you'll notice. We are...
(Rapid spinning)
Going around in circles. Wait! Pumbaa! The other way! You! Don't just sit there! Tell Pumbaa to go the other way! THE OTHER WAY!
Pumbaa: I can't! It's a "Whirlly Whirlly"!
Timon: AAH! A WHIRLPOOL!
Pumbaa: GETTING DIZZY!
Timon: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBU!
(Underwater) I CAN'T BREEEEEEEEATHE!
Conclusion

(Back at the beginning of the route)
Timon: Well, everyone, Thanks for joining us! Please exit to the right! Did you enjoy yourselves?
Pumbaa: Well, If I were skipper, I'd make some diffrent choices next time!
Timon: EEEEEE! Ok, everyone, get your thumbs ready to choose your next ride! Ooh, wait, Let's look at our pictures from the tour!
(Depending on the route you took, Your pictures will be diffrent everytime you go on the ride.)
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