Sunday, April 26, 2020

Disney NeverEnding Chronology (Spring 2018 Part 2) - Subtitles (en)

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April 2018
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(SNIFFING)
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(EXCLAIMING)
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Where are you going?
I need to get home.
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(EXCLAIMING)
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(SQUEAKING)
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-(CHUCKLES)
-(GROWLING)
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(LAUGHING)
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(BLOWS AIR)
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(TRILLING)
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(BLOWS AIR)
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(TRILLING)
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(LAUGHING)
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(INHALES DEEPLY)
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(BLOWS AIR)
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-(SQUEAKING)
-(PANTING)
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(INHALES DEEPLY)
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(BLOWS AIR FORCEFULLY)
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(TRILLING)
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(SQUEAKING)
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(GIGGLES)
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(SCREAMING)
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(PANTING)
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(ALL GROWLING)
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(SIGHS)
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Ow! (EXCLAIMING)
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(GRUNTING)
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(GASPING)
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Huh?
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(PANTING)
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(PANTING)
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(ARLO COUGHING)
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(LAUGHING)
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(SUCKING)
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(SCREAMING)
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(FLIES BUZZING)
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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(MOANING)
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Ugh...
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(CHUCKLES)
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(SIGHS)
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Right on time, Sandman.
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(CHUCKLES)
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(BREATHING DEEPLY)
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Mmm.
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(PITCH LAUGHING MALICIOUSLY)
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Oh, I thought I heard
the clippity-clop of a unicorn.
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What an adorable dream!
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And look at her.
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Precious child.
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So sweet.
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So full of hope and wonder.
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Why, there's only one thing missing.
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A touch of fear.
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Mmm...
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That never gets old.
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Feel your fear. Come on.
Come on, that's right.
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Yes, what a pretty little Nightmare!
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Now,
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I want you to go tell the others
the wait is over.
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(WHINNYING)
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Don't look at me like that, old friend.
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You must have known
this day would come.
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My Nightmares are finally ready.
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Are your Guardians?
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Whoa!
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(CAR ALARMS BLARING)
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(DOGS BARKING)
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BUNNY: Hello, mate.
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(GASPS)
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Been a long time.
Blizzard of '68 I believe.
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Easter Sunday, wasn't it?
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Bunny! You're not still
mad about that, are you?
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Yes.
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But this is about something else.
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Fellas?
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-Hey!
-(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)
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Put me down! What the...
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-(MUFFLED SHOUTING)
-(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
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-(MUFFLED EXCLAMATIONS)
-(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)
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Me? (LAUGHS DERISIVELY)
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Not on your nelly.
See you back at the Pole.
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(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)
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(JACK SCREAMING)
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Whoa!
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NORTH: He's here.
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Quiet.
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Hey! There he is!
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Jack Frost!
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Wow.
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You got to be kidding me.
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Hey, hey.
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-Put me down.
-I hope the yetis treated you well.
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Oh, yeah,
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I love being shoved in a sack
and tossed through a magic portal.
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Oh, good. That was my idea!
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You know Bunny, obviously.
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-Obviously.
-NORTH: And the Tooth Fairy.
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Hello, Jack. I've heard a lot about you.
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And your teeth!
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My what?
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Open up!
Are they really as white as they say?
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Yes! (GASPS)
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Oh, they really do sparkle
like freshly fallen snow!
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(SQUEALS EXCITEDLY)
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Girls, pull yourselves together!
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Let's not disgrace the uniform.
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NORTH: And Sandman.
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Sandy?
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Sandy? Wake up!
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Hey, ho, anyone want
to tell me why I'm here?
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(STAMMERS) Uh,
that's not really helping,
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but thanks, little man.
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I must've done something really bad
to get you four together.
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Am I on the naughty list?
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NORTH: Ha! On naughty list?
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You hold the record.
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But, no matter. We overlook.
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Now we are wiping clean the slate.
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How come?
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Ah, good question.
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How come? I tell you how come!
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Because now you are Guardian!
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-(YETIS CHEER)
-(PLAYING CELEBRATORY MUSIC)
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(GASPS) What are you doing?
Get off of me!
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(LAUGHING) This is the best part!
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Huh?
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(NORTH CLEARS THROAT)
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(YETI GROANS)
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What makes you think
I want to be a Guardian?
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(LAUGHING UPROARIOUSLY)
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Of course you do.
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Music!
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No music!
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This is all very flattering, but, uh,
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you don't want me.
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You're all hard work and deadlines,
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and I'm snowballs and fun times.
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I'm not a Guardian.
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Yeah. That's exactly what I said.
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Jack, I don't think
you understand what it is we do.
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Each of those lights is a child.
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NORTH: A child who believes.
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And good or bad, naughty or nice,
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we protect them.
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JACK: Ah! Ah!
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Tooth! Fingers out of mouth.
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Oh, sorry. They're beautiful.
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Okay. No more wishy-washy.
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Pitch is out there
doing who knows what!
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You mean the Boogeyman?
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Yes! When Pitch threatens us,
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he threatens them as well.
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All the more reason
to pick someone more qualified.
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Pick? You think we pick?
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No, you were chosen!
Like we were all chosen.
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By Man in Moon.
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What?
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Last night, Jack, he chose you.
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Maybe.
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Man in the Moon... He talks to you?
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NORTH: You see, you cannot say no.
It is destiny.
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But why wouldn't he tell me
that himself?
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(SIGHS)
After 300 years this is his answer?
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To spend eternity like you guys.
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Cooped up in some hideout thinking
of new ways to bribe kids?
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No, no. That's not for me! No offense.
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How is that not offensive?
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You know what I think?
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I think we just dodged a bullet.
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I mean, what's this clown
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know about bringing joy
to children anyway.
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Uh, you ever hear of a snow day?
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I know it's no hard-boiled egg,
but kids like what I do.
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But none of them
believe in you, do they?
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You see, you're invisible, mate.
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It's like you don't even exist.
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Bunny! Enough.
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No, the kangaroo's right.
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The what? What did you call me?
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I'm not a kangaroo, mate.
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Oh, and this whole time
I thought you were.
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If you're not a kangaroo, what are you?
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I'm a bunny. The Easter Bunny.
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People believe in me.
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Jack. Walk with me.
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(YETIS TALKING GIBBERISH)
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It's nothing personal, North.
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But what you all do,
it's just not my thing.
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Man in Moon says it is your thing!
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We will see.
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Slow down, would you?
I've been trying to bust in here for years.
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-I want a good look.
-What do you mean, bust in?
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Oh, don't worry.
I never got past the yetis.
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Oh, hey, Phil.
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NORTH: Keep up, Jack, keep up!
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(YETIS TALKING GIBBERISH)
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Whoa! I always thought
the elves made the toys.
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(WHISPERING)
We just let them believe that.
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Very nice! Keep up good work.
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-I don't like it! Paint it red!
-(SHOUTS GIBBERISH)
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(GROANS)
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Step it up, everybody!
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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
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Fruitcake?
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Uh, no, thanks.
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Now we get down to tacks of brass.
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Tacks of...
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(GASPS)
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Who are you, Jack Frost?
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-What is your center?
-My center?
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If Man in Moon chose you
to be a Guardian,
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you must have something
very special inside.
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Hmm.
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Here.
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This is how you see me, no?
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Very big, intimidating.
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But if you get to know me a little...
Well, go on.
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You are downright jolly?
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But not just jolly!
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I am also mysterious,
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and fearless,
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and caring!
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And at my center?
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There's a tiny wooden baby.
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Look closer. What do you see?
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You have big eyes.
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Yes! Big eyes. Very big.
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Because they are full of wonder.
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That is my center.
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It is what I was born with.
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Eyes that have always seen
the wonder in everything!
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Eyes that see lights in the trees
and magic in the air.
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This wonder is what I put into the world!
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And what I protect in children.
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It is what makes me a Guardian.
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It is my center.
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What is yours?
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(SIGHS)
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I don't know.
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(SQUAWKING)
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(CHUCKLES)
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Spot, watch this.
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Oh.
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(BITING)
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Huh? Huh?
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(GIGGLES)
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(BLOWS AIR)
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(COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING)
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♪ But all he kept talking about was
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♪ Glory days
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♪ They'll pass you by Glory days
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♪ In the wink of a young girl's eye
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♪ Glory days
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♪ Glory days ♪
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Guido, she's an angel.
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(ALL CHUCKLING)
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RIVER: Lou won't admit this,
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but she used to have
serious eyes for Hud.
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(CHUCKLES) Oh, really?
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Even if I did, it wouldn't have mattered.
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Hud didn't like fast women.
And that left me out.
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(LAUGHTER)
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Old Lou wasn't just fast,
she was fearless.
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The second I saw my first race,
I just knew I had to get in there.
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Of course, the fellas in charge
didn't like a lady racer showin' them up.
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So they wouldn't let me have a number.
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-(GASPS) What did you do?
-I stole one!
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-What?
-Wow.
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Life's too short to take no
for an answer. Right, River?
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If we had waited for an invitation,
we might've never raced.
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And once we got on the track,
we didn't want to leave.
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I think that's how Doc felt too.
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You should've seen him
when he first came to town.
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Shiny blue paint.
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Not just the Hudson Hornet.
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He was already calling himself...
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ALL: ...the Fabulous Hudson Hornet.
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-Whoo-hoo!
-(ALL LAUGHING)
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Did we ever ride him on that.
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Not for long.
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Hud was the fastest racer
this side of the Mississippi.
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Until he wasn't.
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What?
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Everything changed
when the rookie showed up.
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(ALL CHEERING)
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SMOKEY: Took Hud all of no time
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to work his way
through the best racers...
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in both Carolinas.
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Past River. Past Lou. Even Junior.
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But there was still
the rookie to deal with.
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Tried slamming him into the wall.
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But Hud never touched any wall,
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unless he wanted to.
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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That rookie never saw
anything like that before.
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-Doc did that?
-Whoa! Are you kidding?
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Couldn't wipe the smile off his face
for a week after that.
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-(ALL LAUGH)
-(McQUEEN SIGHS)
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I wish I could've seen him like that.
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-Like what?
-So happy.
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SMOKEY: You didn't come all this way
for a quart of oil, did you?
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I need your help, Smokey.
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Yeah? What kind of help?
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That's just it, I'm not sure.
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All I know is if I lose in Florida...
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it's over for me.
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What happened to Doc
will happen to me.
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What did happen to him?
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You know,
racing was the best part of his life.
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And when it ended, he...
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Well, we both know he was
never the same after that.
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Is that what you think?
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Come on. I want to show you something.
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SMOKEY: You got the first part right.
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The crash broke Hud's body
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and the "no more racing"
broke his heart.
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He cut himself off.
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Disappeared to Radiator Springs.
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Son of a gun didn't talk to me
for 50 years.
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But then one day,
the letters started coming in.
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And every last one of them
was about you.
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Yeah, Hud loved racing.
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But coaching you?
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(SIGHS) I had never seen
the old grump so happy.
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Racing wasn't the best part of Hud's life.
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You were.
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You ready to blow out
a little carbon there, boy?
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Yes, I am!
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(SCREAMS)
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You give it too much throttle,
you're in the tulips.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Hey, Lightning. You might want
to take notes on this one.
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(LAUGHS)
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(CHUCKLES)
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HUDSON: You got a lot of stuff, kid.
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I miss...
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I miss my family.
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Family.
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That's me.
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There's Libby.
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And Buck.
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And Momma.
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And...
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And Poppa.
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Family.
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(SNIFFING)
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Huh?
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You don't understand. That's okay.
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Yes. That's your family.
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(SNIFFLES)
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I miss him.
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(HOWLING)
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(CONTINUES HOWLING)
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(BOTH HOWLING)
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Hud saw something in you
that you don't even see in yourself.
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Are you ready to go find it?
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Yes, sir.
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(SQUEAKING)
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We have a problem, mate.
Trouble at the Tooth Palace.
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JACK: North! North!
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I told you I'm not going with you guys!
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There is no way
I'm climbing into some rickety old...
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...sleigh?
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(SNORTING)
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Whoa, whoa, hey!
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(NORTH SPEAKING
FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
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(YETIS SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
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Okay. One ride, but that's it.
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Everyone loves the sleigh!
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Bunny, what are you waiting for?
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I think my tunnels might be faster,
mate, and safer.
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-Ugh! Get in!
-Whoa!
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-NORTH: Buckle up!
-Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Where are the bloody seatbelts?
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Ha! That was just expression.
Are we ready?
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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
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Good. Let's go! Clear!
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Yah!
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-(BUNNY EXCLAIMS FEARFULLY)
-(LAUGHS)
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Out of the way!
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(BUNNY SCREAMING)
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(NORTH LAUGHS)
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Yah!
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BUNNY: Oh, no!
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(GASPS)
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BUNNY: Slow down! Slow down!
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(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
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I hope you like the loopty-loops.
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I hope you like carrots.
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Here we go!
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NORTH: Whoo-hoo!
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(BUNNY SCREAMING)
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(NORTH LAUGHING)
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NORTH: (SHOUTING JOYOUSLY)
Blastoff!
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Whoa! (LAUGHS)
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Ohhh...
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Hey, Bunny.
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Check out this view. (SCREAMS)
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North! He's...
(PANTING NERVOUSLY)
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Aw, you do care.
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Oh, rack off, you bloody show pony!
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Hold on, everyone! I know a shortcut.
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Oh, strewth, I knew I should've taken
the tunnels.
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I say Tooth Palace.
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Yah!
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(GASPS)
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What?
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Oh! Whoa!
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What are they?
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Whoa!
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They're taking the tooth fairies!
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(GRUNTS)
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(PANTING)
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Hey, little Baby Tooth, you okay?
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(SQUEAKS)
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-Here, take over.
-Huh?
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Yah!
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NORTH: Yah!
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They're stealing the teeth!
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-Jack, look out!
-(SCREAMS)
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(ALL GROAN)
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(TOOTH PANTS AND GASPS)
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Tooth! Are you all right?
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They... They took my fairies.
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And the teeth! All of them!
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Everything is gone.
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Everything.
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(SQUEALING)
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(GASPS) Oh, thank goodness.
One of you is all right.
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PITCH: I have to say,
this is very, very exciting.
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The Big Four, all in one place.
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I'm a little starstruck.
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Did you like my show
on the Globe, North?
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-Got you all together, didn't I?
-(SCOFFS)
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Pitch! You have got 30 seconds
to return my fairies!
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Or what?
You'll stick a quarter under my pillow?
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Why are you doing this?
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Maybe I want what you have.
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To be believed in.
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Maybe I'm tired of hiding under beds!
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Maybe that's where you belong!
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(SCOFFS) Go suck an egg, rabbit.
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(GRUNTS)
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Hang on. Is that Jack Frost?
(CHUCKLING)
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Since when are you all so chummy?
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We're not.
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Oh, good. A neutral party.
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Then I'm going to ignore you.
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But you must be used to that by now.
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Pitch, you shadow-sneaking ratbag,
come here!
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(SCREAMING)
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(GASPS)
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(LAUGHS) Whoa! Hey! Easy, girl, easy.
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Look familiar, Sandman?
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Took me a while
to perfect this little trick.
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Turning dreams into Nightmares.
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Don't be nervous.
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It only riles them up more.
They smell fear, you know.
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What fear? Of you? (LAUGHS)
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No one's been afraid of you
since the Dark Ages!
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Oh, the Dark Ages.
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Everyone frightened. Miserable.
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Such happy times for me.
Oh, the power I wielded.
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But then the Man in the Moon
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chose you to replace my fear
with your wonder and light.
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Lifting their hearts
and giving them hope.
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Meanwhile, everyone
wrote me off as just a bad dream!
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"Oh, there's nothing to be afraid of."
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"There's no such thing
as the Boogeyman!"
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Well, that's all about to change.
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Oh, look.
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It's happening already.
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What is?
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(GASPS)
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PITCH: Children are waking up
and realizing
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-the Tooth Fairy never came.
-(GIRL SOBBING)
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I mean, such a little thing.
But to a child...
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What's going on?
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They... They don't
believe in me anymore.
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Didn't they tell you, Jack?
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It's great being a Guardian.
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But there's a catch.
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If enough kids stop believing,
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everything your friends protect,
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wonder, hopes and dreams,
it all goes away.
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And little by little, so do they.
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(PITCH LAUGHS)
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No Christmas or Easter,
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or little fairies that come in the night.
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There will be nothing
but fear and darkness.
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And me.
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It's your turn not to be believed in.
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(YELLS)
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(GASPS)
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(GRUNTS)
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He's gone.
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BUNNY: Okay, all right, I admit it.
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You were right about Pitch.
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I'm sorry about the fairies.
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You should have seen them.
They put up such a fight.
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Why would Pitch take the teeth?
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It's not the teeth he wanted.
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It's the memories inside them.
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What do you mean?
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That's why we collect the teeth, Jack.
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They hold the most important memories
of childhood.
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My fairies and I watch over them.
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And when someone needs
to remember what's important,
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we help them.
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We had everyone's here.
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Yours, too.
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(STAMMERING) My memories?
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From when you were young.
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Before you became Jack Frost.
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But I wasn't anyone before
I was Jack Frost.
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Of course you were.
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We were all someone
before we were chosen.
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What?
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(LAUGHING)
You should have seen Bunny.
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Hey, I told you never to mention that!
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The night at the pond, I just...
I assumed...
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Are you saying...
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Are you saying I had a life before that,
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with a home and a family?
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You really don't remember?
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All these years,
the answers were right here.
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If I find my memories,
then I'll know why I'm here.
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You have to show me!
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I can't, Jack. Pitch has them.
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Then we have to get them back!
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(GASPS) Oh, no.
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The children!
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We're too late!
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No! No!
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No such thing as too late!
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Hmm...
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Wait, wait, wait, wait!
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-Idea! (LAUGHS)
-Huh?
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We will collect the teeth.
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What?
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We get teeth,
children keep believing in you!
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We're talking seven continents
and millions of kids!
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Give me break.
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You know how many toys
I deliver in one night?
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And eggs I hide in one day?
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And, Jack, if you help us,
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we will get you your memories.
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(LAUGHS)
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Ugh!
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I'm in.
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Seven hours ago,
we started this expedition
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with 200 of the finest men and women
I've ever known.
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We're all that's left.
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I won't sugarcoat it, gentlemen.
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We have a crisis on our hands.
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But we've been up
this particular creek before,
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and we've always come through,
paddle or no paddle.
_________________________________
I see no reason
to change that policy now.
_________________________________
From here on in,
everyone pulls double duty.
_________________________________
Everyone drives, everyone works.
_________________________________
Looks like all our chances for survival
rest with you, Mr. Thatch.
_________________________________
You and that little book.
_________________________________
We're all gonna die.
_________________________________
ROURKE: Okay, people. Saddle up.
_________________________________
Lieutenant, I want this convoy
moving five minutes ago.
_________________________________
Moliere, you're on point.
_________________________________
No, Vinny, Audrey's taking the oiler.
_________________________________
You know the rules. I want you 50 yards
_________________________________
behind that truck at all times.
_________________________________
-And Packard, put out that cigarette.
-(HORN HONKING)
_________________________________
Are you sure you're checked out
on this class of vehicle?
_________________________________
-Uh...
-Can you drive a truck?
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
Of course I can drive a truck.
_________________________________
I mean, sure, you got your steering,
_________________________________
and your gas, and your brake,
_________________________________
and of course, this metal-looking thing.
_________________________________
Okay, so it was a bumper car
at Coney Island,
_________________________________
but it's the same basic principle!
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
(BRAKES SQUEAL)
_________________________________
-(HORN BEEPS)
-DRIVER: Come on! Move it!
_________________________________
MILO: Sorry about... Sorry about that.
_________________________________
-(HORN HONKS)
-SECOND DRIVER: Come on, civilian!
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(LAUGHING) Quickly! Quickly!
_________________________________
Hop to it, rabbit! I'm five teeth ahead!
_________________________________
Yeah, right.
Look, I'd tell you to stay out of my way,
_________________________________
but, really, what's the point?
_________________________________
'Cause you won't be
able to keep up anyway.
_________________________________
Is that a challenge, cottontail?
_________________________________
Oh, you don't want to
race a rabbit, mate.
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
A race? Is it a race?
_________________________________
This is going to be epic!
_________________________________
Four bicuspids over there!
An incisor two blocks east.
_________________________________
Is that a molar? They're everywhere!
Oh! Ow!
_________________________________
You okay?
_________________________________
I'm fine. Sorry.
_________________________________
It's been a really long time
since I've been out in the field.
_________________________________
How long is a long time?
_________________________________
440 years, give or take. (GASPS)
_________________________________
-(GIGGLES)
-Hmm.
_________________________________
Ha! (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
BUNNY: Ahhh!
_________________________________
_________________________________
(ROARING)
_________________________________
(CREATURES GROWLING)
_________________________________
Ah.
_________________________________
You didn't just drink that, did you?
_________________________________
-Mmm-hmm.
-That's not good.
_________________________________
That's nitroglycerin.
_________________________________
Don't move.
_________________________________
Don't breathe.
_________________________________
Don't do anything, except pray, maybe.
_________________________________
-Boom!
-(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
(BOTH LAUGHING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Twins! (EXCLAIMS HAPPILY)
_________________________________
-Oh, jackpot!
-(SNORING)
_________________________________
Looks like you're a bit of a brumby,
eh, mate?
_________________________________
(NORTH LAUGHS)
_________________________________
-Is piece of pie. (GRUNTS)
-BUNNY: Ow!
_________________________________
(BOTH GRUNTING)
_________________________________
That's my tooth! Sandy! Sandy!
_________________________________
On! (LAUGHS)
_________________________________
-(SQUEAKS)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
TOOTH: Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Take it easy there, champ.
_________________________________
He's one of us!
Part of the European division. Ca va?
_________________________________
(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
SWEET: (CHUCKLES) Yeah.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(LAUGHS TRIUMPHANTLY) Huh?
_________________________________
Ha! (LAUGHS TRIUMPHANTLY)
_________________________________
Crikey!
_________________________________
Yes!
_________________________________
JACK: No!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) Ho, ho, ho.
_________________________________
(NORTH YELLS)
_________________________________
Wow! You guys collect teeth
and leave gifts
_________________________________
as fast as my fairies.
_________________________________
You guys have been leaving gifts, right?
_________________________________
_________________________________
MILO: Good night!
Will you look at the size of this?
_________________________________
It's gotta be half a mile high, at least.
_________________________________
It must have taken hundred...
_________________________________
No, thousands of years
to carve this thing.
_________________________________
(EXPLOSION)
_________________________________
Hey, look, I made a bridge.
_________________________________
It only took me, like, what?
_________________________________
10 seconds, 11 tops.
_________________________________
(TEETH CHATTERING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
(NORTH LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
NORTH: Ha!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Looks like we have a little roadblock.
_________________________________
Vinny, what do you think?
_________________________________
I could un-roadblock that
if I had about 200 of these.
_________________________________
Problem is, I only got about 10.
_________________________________
Plus, you know, five of my own,
_________________________________
and a couple of cherry bombs,
a road flare.
_________________________________
Hey, too bad we don't have
some nitroglycerin, eh, Milo?
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Looks like we're gonna have to dig.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
It will be my pleasure.
_________________________________
(COUGHING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Stupid...
_________________________________
-(HORN BEEPS)
-Oh! Stupid!
_________________________________
I don't understand it.
_________________________________
I just tuned this thing up this morning.
_________________________________
-Um...
-It looks like the rotor's shot!
_________________________________
I'm gonna have to pull
a spare from one of the trucks.
_________________________________
-Can I...
-No toques nada!
_________________________________
I'll be right back.
_________________________________
-(HISSING)
-(CREATURE GROWLING)
_________________________________
She lives!
_________________________________
Hey, what'd you do?
_________________________________
Well, you know, the boiler in this baby
_________________________________
is a Humac model P-54 stroke 813.
_________________________________
Now, we got the 814
back at the museum.
_________________________________
The heating cores
on the whole Humac line
_________________________________
have always been a little,
you know, temperamental,
_________________________________
so sometimes you gotta... Boom!
_________________________________
Persuade 'em a little.
_________________________________
Yeah, yeah. Thank you very much.
_________________________________
Shut up.
_________________________________
Two for flinching.
_________________________________
(MOLE LAUGHING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(WHINNYING)
_________________________________
The lights.
_________________________________
Why aren't they going out?
_________________________________
(NEIGHING)
_________________________________
They're collecting the teeth?
_________________________________
(WINGS FLUTTERING)
_________________________________
(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________
Pipe down or I'll stuff a pillow with you!
_________________________________
-(GROWLS)
-(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________
Fine. Have your last hurrah.
_________________________________
For tomorrow,
_________________________________
all your pathetic scrambling
will be for nothing.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(MORPH LAUGHS)
_________________________________
(COUGHS)
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
Well, this has been a fun day, huh?
_________________________________
Making new friends,
like that spider psycho.
_________________________________
"Spider psycho, spider psycho. "
_________________________________
Heh. A little uglier.
_________________________________
(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
_________________________________
Pretty close.
_________________________________
SILVER: Well,
_________________________________
thank heavens for little miracles.
_________________________________
Up here for an hour,
_________________________________
and the deck's still in one piece.
_________________________________
Um...
_________________________________
Look, I...
_________________________________
What you did...
_________________________________
Thanks.
_________________________________
Didn't your pop ever teach you
_________________________________
to pick your fights a bit more carefully?
_________________________________
Your father not the teachin' sort?
_________________________________
No.
_________________________________
He was more the taking off
and never coming back sort.
_________________________________
Oh.
_________________________________
Sorry, lad.
_________________________________
Hey, no big deal. I'm doing just fine.
_________________________________
Is that so?
_________________________________
Well, since the captain
has put you in my charge,
_________________________________
like it or not, I'll be pounding a few skills
_________________________________
into that thick head of yours
to keep you out of trouble.
_________________________________
-What?
-From now on,
_________________________________
I'm not letting you out of me sight.
_________________________________
You can't do...
_________________________________
You won't so much as eat, sleep,
_________________________________
or scratch your bum without my say-so.
_________________________________
Don't do me any favors!
_________________________________
You can be sure of that, my lad.
_________________________________
You can be sure of that.
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
Put some elbow into it.
_________________________________
I am a question to the woeld
_________________________________
Not an answer to be heard
_________________________________
Or a moment that's held in your arms
_________________________________
And what do you think you'd ever say
_________________________________
I won't listen anyway
_________________________________
You don't know me
_________________________________
And I'll never be
what you want me to be
_________________________________
And what do you think
you'd understand?
_________________________________
I'm a boy, no, I'm a man
_________________________________
You can take me and throw me away
_________________________________
And how can you learn
what's never shown
_________________________________
Yeah, you stand here on your own
_________________________________
They don't know me
_________________________________
'Cause I'm not here
_________________________________
And I want a moment to be real
_________________________________
Want to touch things I don't feel
_________________________________
Want to hold on and feel I belong
_________________________________
And how can the world
want me to change
_________________________________
They're the ones that stay the same
_________________________________
They don't know me
_________________________________
But I'm still here
_________________________________
And you see the things they never see
_________________________________
All you wanted I could be
_________________________________
Now you know me
_________________________________
And I'm not afraid
_________________________________
And I want to tell you who I am
_________________________________
Can you help me be a man?
_________________________________
They can't break me
_________________________________
As long as I know who I am
_________________________________
They can't tell me who to be
_________________________________
'Cause I'm not what they see
_________________________________
Yeah, the woeld is still sleeping
_________________________________
While I keep on dreaming for me
_________________________________
And the words
are just whispers and lies
_________________________________
That I'll never believe
_________________________________
And I want a moment to be real
_________________________________
Want to touch things I don't feel
_________________________________
Want to hold on and feel I belong
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
How can you say I never change?
_________________________________
They're the ones that stay the same
_________________________________
I'm the one now
_________________________________
'Cause I'm still here
_________________________________
I'm the one son still here
_________________________________
I'm still here
_________________________________
_________________________________
This is it. It's gotta be.
_________________________________
ROURKE: All right,
we'll make camp here.
_________________________________
Why is it glowing?
_________________________________
Pah! It is a natural phosphorescence.
_________________________________
That thing is going to
keep me up all night, I know it.
_________________________________
-(TRIANGLE JANGLING)
-COOKIE: Come and get it!
_________________________________
For the appetizer, Caesar salad,
_________________________________
escargot, and your oriental spring rolls.
_________________________________
-Yuck.
-I want the escargot.
_________________________________
Knock yourself out.
_________________________________
There you go, Milo.
_________________________________
Put some meat on them bones.
_________________________________
Thanks, Cookie.
That looks greasier than usual.
_________________________________
You like it? Well, have some more.
_________________________________
You're so skinny,
if you turned sideways
_________________________________
and stuck out your tongue,
you'd look like a zipper.
_________________________________
You know,
we've been pretty tough on the kid.
_________________________________
What do you say
we cut him some slack?
_________________________________
Yeah, you're right.
_________________________________
Hey, Milo!
Why don't you come sit with us?
_________________________________
Really? You don't mind?
_________________________________
Nah. Park it here.
_________________________________
Gee, this is great.
_________________________________
I mean, you know,
it's an honor to be included in your...
_________________________________
(FARTING)
_________________________________
(MOLE LAUGHING)
_________________________________
-Mole!
-Ah, forgive me.
_________________________________
I could not resist.
_________________________________
Hey, Milo,
don't you ever close that book?
_________________________________
Yeah, you must've read it
a dozen times by now.
_________________________________
I know, but this...
This doesn't make any sense.
_________________________________
See, in this passage here, the shepherd
_________________________________
seems to be leading up to something.
_________________________________
He calls it the heart of Atlantis.
_________________________________
It could be the power source
the legends refer to.
_________________________________
But then, it just... It cuts off.
_________________________________
It's almost like there's a missing page.
_________________________________
Kid, relax.
_________________________________
We don't get paid overtime.
_________________________________
I know, I know.
_________________________________
Sometimes I get a little carried away.
_________________________________
But hey, you know,
that's what this is all about, right?
_________________________________
I mean, discovery,
teamwork, adventure.
_________________________________
Unless, maybe...
_________________________________
You're just in it for the money.
_________________________________
-Money.
-Money.
_________________________________
I'm gonna say... Money.
_________________________________
(SIGHS) Well, I guess
I set myself up for that one.
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
What, is something
wrong with your neck?
_________________________________
Oh, yeah, I must've hurt it when...
_________________________________
Ah, ah!
_________________________________
Better?
_________________________________
Yeah!
_________________________________
Hey, how'd you learn how to do that?
_________________________________
-An Arapaho medicine man.
-Get outta here.
_________________________________
Born and raised with 'em.
My father was an army medic.
_________________________________
He settled down in the Kansas
Territory after he met my mother.
_________________________________
-No kidding.
-Nope.
_________________________________
I got a sheepskin from Howard U,
_________________________________
and a bearskin from old Iron Cloud.
_________________________________
Halfway through medical school,
I was drafted.
_________________________________
One day I'm studying gross anatomy
in the classroom,
_________________________________
the next, I'm sewing up Rough Riders
on San Juan Hill.
_________________________________
Main course.
_________________________________
I couldn't eat another bite.
_________________________________
I'm watching my weight.
_________________________________
(LAUGHS) Don't you worry.
_________________________________
It'll keep and keep and keep.
_________________________________
Thank God I lost my sense of taste
years ago.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(PULLEY SQUEAKING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
You having a little trouble there?
_________________________________
Get away from me.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Oh, Jimbo.
_________________________________
If I could maneuver a skiff
like that when I was your age,
_________________________________
they'd be bowing in the streets
when I walked by today.
_________________________________
"Bowing in the streets. "
_________________________________
I don't know.
_________________________________
They weren't exactly singing
my praises when I left home.
_________________________________
-Heh. Whew.
-"Whew. "
_________________________________
But I'm gonna change all that.
_________________________________
Are you now? How so?
_________________________________
Uh...
_________________________________
I got some plans.
_________________________________
Gonna make people
see me a little different.
_________________________________
Ooh.
_________________________________
Sometimes plans go astray.
_________________________________
Not this time.
_________________________________
Hmm.
_________________________________
Ooh...
_________________________________
(CHATTERS)
_________________________________
Oh. Thank you, Morphy.
_________________________________
So, how'd that happen anyway?
_________________________________
You give up a few things
chasing a dream.
_________________________________
Was it worth it?
_________________________________
Heh.
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
I'm hoping it is, Jimbo.
_________________________________
I most surely am.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Left central incisor,
_________________________________
knocked out in
a freak sledding accident.
_________________________________
I wonder how that
could've happened, Jack.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) Kids, huh?
_________________________________
This was always the part I liked most.
_________________________________
Seeing the kids.
_________________________________
Why did I ever stop doing this?
_________________________________
Hmm.
_________________________________
It's a little different up close, huh?
_________________________________
Thanks for being here, Jack.
_________________________________
I wish I'd known about your memory.
_________________________________
I could have helped you.
_________________________________
Yeah, well...
_________________________________
Look, let's just get you taken care of.
_________________________________
Then it's Pitch's turn.
_________________________________
NORTH: (GRUNTING) Here you are!
_________________________________
Shh!
_________________________________
(BOY GRUMBLING)
_________________________________
(WHISPERING) What gives, slowpokes?
_________________________________
How you feeling, Toothy?
_________________________________
-Believed in.
-(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
That's what I want to hear.
_________________________________
Oh, I see how it is. All working together
_________________________________
to make sure the rabbit gets last place.
_________________________________
(SHUSHING)
_________________________________
You think I need help to beat a bunny?
_________________________________
Check it out, Peter Cottontail.
_________________________________
You call that a bag of choppers?
_________________________________
Now that's a bag of choppers.
_________________________________
Gentlemen, gentlemen.
This is about Tooth.
_________________________________
It's not a competition.
_________________________________
But if it was, I win! Yee-haw!
_________________________________
(GASPS) Oh, no.
_________________________________
(GASPS) Santa Claus?
_________________________________
-The Easter Bunny?
-(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Sandman?
_________________________________
The Tooth Fairy! I knew you'd come!
_________________________________
Surprise! We came. (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
He can see us?
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Most of us.
_________________________________
Shh! You guys, he's still awake.
_________________________________
Sandy, knock him out.
_________________________________
Huh?
_________________________________
With the Dreamsand, you gumbies!
_________________________________
(GROWLING)
_________________________________
JAMIE: No, stop!
That's the Easter Bunny!
_________________________________
What are you doing, Abbey? Down!
_________________________________
All right, nobody panic.
_________________________________
But that's a greyhound.
_________________________________
Do you know what
greyhounds do to rabbits?
_________________________________
I think it's a pretty safe bet
he's never met a rabbit like me.
_________________________________
Six-foot-one,
_________________________________
nerves of steel.
_________________________________
Master of tai-chi
and the ancient art of...
_________________________________
Crikey!
_________________________________
JAMIE: Stop! Sit!
_________________________________
Down, girl, down!
_________________________________
BUNNY: Whoa!
_________________________________
NORTH: Sandy!
_________________________________
Sandy!
_________________________________
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
BUNNY: She's rabid!
Get this dingo off me!
_________________________________
(GRUNTS) Oh, no.
_________________________________
Candy canes...
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
(SNORES)
_________________________________
JACK: Whoops.
_________________________________
(SNORING)
_________________________________
(LAUGHING) Oh, I really wish
I had a camera right now.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
JACK: Sandy, come on!
We can find Pitch!
_________________________________
(SOPHIE GASPS)
_________________________________
(GIGGLING)
_________________________________
Pretty.
_________________________________
Bunny, hop, hop. Hop!
_________________________________
Ooh!
_________________________________
Ow!
_________________________________
(GIGGLING)
_________________________________
(SNORING)
_________________________________
What... Huh?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Aren't you going to pitch up your tent?
_________________________________
Uh, I did.
_________________________________
I guess I'm still a little rusty at this.
_________________________________
I haven't gone camping since...
_________________________________
Well, since the last time
my grandpa took me.
_________________________________
I never got to meet your grandfather.
_________________________________
What was he like?
_________________________________
Where do you start?
_________________________________
He was like a father to me, really.
_________________________________
My parents died when I was
a little kid, and he took me in.
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
-What?
-(MILO LAUGHS)
_________________________________
Well, I was just thinking.
_________________________________
One time, when I was eight,
_________________________________
we were hiking along this stream,
_________________________________
and I saw something
shining in the water.
_________________________________
It was a genuine arrowhead.
_________________________________
Well, you'd think I'd found
a lost civilization
_________________________________
the way Grandpa carried on about it.
_________________________________
It wasn't until I was older
that I realized that the arrowhead
_________________________________
was just some compressed shale
_________________________________
mixed with zinc pyrite that had fractured
_________________________________
into an isosceletic triangulate.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) That is so cute!
_________________________________
Say, Audrey, no offense,
_________________________________
but how does a teenager
become the chief mechanic
_________________________________
of a multimillion dollar expedition?
_________________________________
Well, I took this job
when my dad retired.
_________________________________
But the funny thing was
he always wanted sons, right?
_________________________________
One to run his machine shop
and the other
_________________________________
to be middleweight boxing champion.
_________________________________
But he got my sister and me instead.
_________________________________
So, what happened to your sister?
_________________________________
She's 24-0 with a shot
at the title next month.
_________________________________
Anyway, I'm saving up
_________________________________
so my papa and I
can open another shop.
_________________________________
Forget your jammies, Mrs. Packard?
_________________________________
I sleep in the nude.
_________________________________
SWEET: You're gonna
want a pair of these.
_________________________________
She sleepwalks.
_________________________________
Well, as far as me goes,
_________________________________
I just like to blow things up.
_________________________________
Come on, Vinny, tell the kid the truth.
_________________________________
My family owned a flower shop.
_________________________________
We would sell roses,
_________________________________
carnations, baby's breath, you name it.
_________________________________
One day, I'm making
_________________________________
about three dozen corsages
for this prom.
_________________________________
You know, the one
they put on their wrist.
_________________________________
And everybody, they come.
"Where is it?"
_________________________________
"When is it?"
"Does it match my dress?"
_________________________________
It's a nightmare.
_________________________________
Anyway, I guess
there was this leak next door
_________________________________
of gas or what. Boom!
_________________________________
No more Chinese laundry.
_________________________________
Blew me right through the front window.
_________________________________
It was like a sign from God.
_________________________________
I found myself that boom.
_________________________________
(MOLE CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
What's Mole's story?
_________________________________
Trust me on this one.
You don't wanna know.
_________________________________
Audrey, don't tell him. You shouldn't
have told me, but you did.
_________________________________
And now, I'm telling you,
you don't wanna know.
_________________________________
_________________________________
April–May 2018
_________________________________
_________________________________
(MIKE AND SULLEY SNORING)
_________________________________
Mmm, I know you're a princess
and I'm just a stable boy.
_________________________________
-(ALARM BUZZES)
-(KISSES)
_________________________________
-Yuck!
-(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
-Mom! What are you doing?
-Your grubby paw was in my bed!
_________________________________
(STAMMERS)
Were you kissing my hand?
_________________________________
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
_________________________________
No. And what about you
with all your shedding?
_________________________________
-I don't shed.
-Really.
_________________________________
Uh...
_________________________________
-Excuse me.
-I just want to get my stuff.
_________________________________
-Would you just...
-Oh, hey. Come on!
_________________________________
-...let me get my stuff!
-(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(MIKE YELPS)
_________________________________
-(BOTH GROANING)
-(CAMERA CLICKS)
_________________________________
First morning in the house.
_________________________________
That's going in the album!
_________________________________
-Guys! We got a letter!
-A letter?
_________________________________
TERRI: We never get mail.
_________________________________
-Oh! Sorry. It's stuck.
-Would you... Give me that!
_________________________________
Tentacles. (CHUCKLES) They're sticky.
_________________________________
(GASPS) It's the first event
of the Scare Games.
_________________________________
(ALL GASPING)
_________________________________
"A child's room is where you scare,
_________________________________
"but avoid the toxicity lurking there."
_________________________________
Wait a minute.
Where do they want us to meet?
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SNORING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(BARKING)
_________________________________
Oh... (GROANS)
_________________________________
(YAWNING)
_________________________________
(SNIFFING)
_________________________________
(URINATING)
_________________________________
(URINATING STOPS)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(URINATING CONTINUES)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(SNORING)
_________________________________
(MILO YAWNING)
_________________________________
The redhead's got a gun. (SNORES)
_________________________________
(WIND WHOOSHING)
_________________________________
(WIND HOWLING)
_________________________________
(SPOT GASPS)
_________________________________
We should stop.
_________________________________
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
_________________________________
Stop!
_________________________________
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
_________________________________
JACK: (LAUGHS) Whoo!
_________________________________
Yes!
_________________________________
(CAT YOWLS)
_________________________________
(WHOOPING)
_________________________________
I got it.
_________________________________
Sandy!
_________________________________
Sandy, did you see that?
_________________________________
Look at this thing.
_________________________________
Frost?
_________________________________
You know, for a neutral party,
_________________________________
you spend an awful lot of time
with those weirdos.
_________________________________
This isn't your fight, Jack.
_________________________________
You made it my fight
when you stole those teeth!
_________________________________
Teeth? Why do you
care about the teeth?
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(PITCH LAUGHS)
_________________________________
Now this is who I'm looking for.
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________
Remind me not to get on your bad side.
_________________________________
Okay, easy.
You can't blame me for trying, Sandy.
_________________________________
You don't know what it's like
to be weak and hated.
_________________________________
It was stupid of me
to mess with your dreams.
_________________________________
So, I'll tell you what.
_________________________________
You can have them back.
_________________________________
This feels familiar. Mom! Dad!
_________________________________
MARLIN: No. Dory! Dory! Wait! Wait.
_________________________________
DORY: Mom! Dad!
_________________________________
MARLIN: Stop yelling for a second.
Do you really think your parents...
_________________________________
are just gonna be floating around here
waiting for you?
_________________________________
Well, I don't know, but there's only
one way to find out. Mom! Dad!
_________________________________
-Yell louder, Dory.
-Mom! Dad!
_________________________________
-Sh!
-(GASPS) What was that?
_________________________________
Wait. I've heard that before.
I remember someone saying, "Sh."
_________________________________
Yes, well done. That was me.
One minute ago.
_________________________________
ALL: Sh!
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Please. Have you seen
my mommy and daddy?
_________________________________
Their names are Jenny and Charlie.
_________________________________
ALL: Sh!
_________________________________
(GASPS) Jenny and Charlie.
_________________________________
MARLIN: What? Jenny and what?
_________________________________
Those are their names!
My parents are Jenny and Charlie!
_________________________________
-Dory, wait!
-Jenny!
_________________________________
MARLIN: Can't we just take
a moment to come up with a plan?
_________________________________
-Jenny! Charlie!
-Sh!
_________________________________
-Are you crazy?
-Sorry, she's a little excited.
_________________________________
-Jenny! Charlie!
-Dory, stop yelling for a second.
_________________________________
It's not a good idea
to come into a new neighborhood...
_________________________________
and call this much attention to yourself.
_________________________________
You don't understand. I remembered
my parent's names! Jenny! Charlie!
_________________________________
These crabs are locals and I
get the feeling they're shushing...
_________________________________
us for a reason. You might wake up
something dangerous.
_________________________________
Are you talking about like
something with one big eye...
_________________________________
tentacles, and a snappy thing?
_________________________________
Well, that's very specific,
but something like that, yes.
_________________________________
You just in general don't want to...
_________________________________
(CRABS GASP)
_________________________________
(WHINNYING)
_________________________________
(SNORTING)
_________________________________
You take the ones on the left,
_________________________________
I'll take the ones on the right?
_________________________________
(FLIES BUZZING)
_________________________________
Oh, my goodness. Okay.
_________________________________
There's a mistake. We're backing away.
Let us live and we will...
_________________________________
We'll worship you. We'll build a...
Do you like a monument?
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
(SHIP GROANS)
_________________________________
Ah! Ooh! Ah!
_________________________________
Ah!
_________________________________
Holy... Whoa!
_________________________________
What the devil?
_________________________________
Good heavens.
_________________________________
The star Pelusa,
_________________________________
it's gone supernova!
_________________________________
Arlo, move.
_________________________________
Fire.
_________________________________
Run, Arlo!
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Boo!
_________________________________
(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Fire!
_________________________________
I'm gonna kill him.
_________________________________
Thatch, go back to bed.
_________________________________
Get some water on that fire!
_________________________________
ROURKE: No time!
_________________________________
Get us into those caves!
_________________________________
Move it! Move it! Move it!
_________________________________
Evasive action, Mr. Turnbuckle!
_________________________________
Aye-aye, Captain.
_________________________________
All hands, fasten your lifelines!
_________________________________
(SHOUTING)
_________________________________
MARLIN: Oh! Ooh! Whoa!
Swim for your life!
_________________________________
(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
_________________________________
Huh?
_________________________________
(SNORING)
_________________________________
(ALL EXCLAIM IN SURPRISE)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(YELLING)
_________________________________
Mr. Arrow, secure those sails!
_________________________________
Secure all sails!
_________________________________
Reef them down, men!
_________________________________
Yeah, baby! Ba-boom!
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
-Aah!
-Silver!
_________________________________
Whoa. Thanks, lad.
_________________________________
COOKIE: Ya-ha! Gertie, pull!
_________________________________
Milo, jump! Right now!
_________________________________
(YELLING)
_________________________________
Captain, the star!
_________________________________
It's devolving into a... (GASPS)
_________________________________
A black hole!
_________________________________
We're being pulled in! Ohh!
_________________________________
No, you don't, you...
_________________________________
Blast these waves!
They're so deucedly erratic!
_________________________________
No, Captain. They're not erratic at all.
_________________________________
There'll be one more
in precisely 47.2 seconds,
_________________________________
followed by the biggest
magilla of them all!
_________________________________
Of course! Brilliant, Doctor!
_________________________________
We'll ride that last magilla out of here.
_________________________________
All sails secured, Captain!
_________________________________
Good man!
Now release them immediately!
_________________________________
Aye, Captain. You heard her, men.
_________________________________
Unfurl those sails.
_________________________________
-What?
-But we just finished...
_________________________________
-Tying them down!
-Make up your blooming minds!
_________________________________
Mr. Hawkins,
_________________________________
make sure all lifelines
are secured good and tight!
_________________________________
Aye-aye, Captain.
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
Come on!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
You might want to duck.
_________________________________
Lifelines secured, Captain!
_________________________________
Very good!
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Aah!
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(TIRES SCREECHING)
_________________________________
We've got to help Sandy!
_________________________________
NORTH: Yah!
_________________________________
(NEMO SCREAMS)
_________________________________
-Nemo!
-Nemo!
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
-NORTH: Jack!
-(PITCH LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Dad!
_________________________________
-Nemo!
-Dad!
_________________________________
PITCH: Don't fight the fear, little man!
_________________________________
Hurry! Hurry, Jack!
_________________________________
I'd say "sweet dreams,"
but there aren't any left.
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
Nemo, hold on to me and don't let go!
_________________________________
Dad!
_________________________________
(CREAKING)
_________________________________
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
_________________________________
Sandy?
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
(YELLING) No!
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
No, no! No!
_________________________________
(GASPS AND SCREAMS)
_________________________________
(MARLIN GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(DORY PANTING)
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Dory! Dory, slow down!
We're not being chased any more.
_________________________________
Are you sure? (SCREAMS)
_________________________________
(CRASHING)
_________________________________
-Jack!
-(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
Jack, how did you do that?
_________________________________
I didn't know I could.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING MALICIOUSLY)
_________________________________
Finally!
_________________________________
Someone who knows
how to have a little fun!
_________________________________
DOPPLER: Captain, the last wave!
_________________________________
Here it comes!
_________________________________
Hold on to your lifelines, gents!
_________________________________
It's gonna be a bumpy ride!
_________________________________
(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________
(BOOMING)
_________________________________
Oof!
_________________________________
(CREW LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(CHEERING)
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
(DORY GRUNTS)
_________________________________
Jenny and Charlie!
_________________________________
I just remembered their names!
We have to keep going. We're so close.
_________________________________
-Huh?
-Nemo, are you hurt?
_________________________________
(GASPS) Oh, my goodness! Nemo!
Are you okay? What happened?
_________________________________
-Not now, Dory. Please!
-Oh, no.
_________________________________
-Nemo. Oh, no. Oh, no.
-I'm okay.
_________________________________
Oh, Nemo. I'm sorry. Okay. I'm sorry.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Oh, my goodness! Nemo, are you okay?
_________________________________
I said, "Not now." You've done enough.
_________________________________
I have? Oh, no. But I can fix it.
I can. I'll go get help.
_________________________________
You know what you can do, Dory?
You can go wait over there.
_________________________________
Go wait over there and forget.
It's what you do best.
_________________________________
You're right. I don't know why I thought
I could do this.
_________________________________
Find my family. I can't do this.
I'm so sorry. I'll fix it.
_________________________________
-NEMO: I'm okay.
-Well, I'm gonna get help. Okay?
_________________________________
Okay? I can do that. I'll be...
It'll be all right, Nemo.
_________________________________
Captain! That... Oh, my goodness.
That was...
_________________________________
That was absolutely...
That was the most...
_________________________________
Oh, tish-tosh. Actually, Doctor,
_________________________________
your astronomical advice
was most helpful.
_________________________________
Well, uh, uh, thank you.
Thank you very much.
_________________________________
Well, I have a lot of help
to offer anatomically...
_________________________________
Amanamonically... Astronomically.
_________________________________
Well, I must congratulate you,
Mr. Silver.
_________________________________
It seems your cabin boy
_________________________________
did a bang-up job with those lifelines.
_________________________________
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
_________________________________
All hands accounted for, Mr. Arrow?
_________________________________
Mr. Arrow?
_________________________________
I'm afraid Mr. Arrow has been lost.
_________________________________
His lifeline was not secured.
_________________________________
No, I checked them all.
_________________________________
I... I did. I checked them all.
They were secure.
_________________________________
I swear.
_________________________________
Mr. Arrow was
_________________________________
(CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________
a fine spacer,
_________________________________
finer than most of us
could ever hope to be,
_________________________________
but he knew the risks, as do we all.
_________________________________
Resume your posts. We carry on.
_________________________________
(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(TINKLING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
All right, who's not dead? Sound off.
_________________________________
-(GROANING)
-(MUTTERING)
_________________________________
COOKIE: Danged lightning bugs
done bit me on my sit upon.
_________________________________
Somebody's gonna have to
suck out that poison.
_________________________________
Now, don't everybody jump up at once.
_________________________________
(SIGHING)
_________________________________
ROURKE: Audrey,
give me a damage report.
_________________________________
Not as bad as it could have been.
_________________________________
We totaled rigs two and seven,
_________________________________
but the digger looks like it'll still run.
_________________________________
Lucky for us
we landed in something soft.
_________________________________
Pumice ash.
_________________________________
We are standing at the base
of a dormant volcano.
_________________________________
HELGA: It just keeps going.
_________________________________
Maybe that's our ticket outta here.
_________________________________
Maybe not.
_________________________________
The magma has solidified
in the bowels of the volcano,
_________________________________
effectively blocking the exit.
_________________________________
I got the same problem with sauerkraut.
_________________________________
Hold on. Back up.
_________________________________
Are you saying this whole volcano
can blow at any time?
_________________________________
No, no, no, no.
_________________________________
That would take
an explosive force of great magnitude.
_________________________________
(SPRING BOINGING)
_________________________________
Maybe I should do this later, huh?
_________________________________
If we could blow the top off of that thing,
_________________________________
we'd have a straight shot to the surface.
_________________________________
Mr. Thatch, what do you think?
_________________________________
Mr. Thatch?
_________________________________
Thatch?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Of all the sewers on campus,
this one has always been my favorite.
_________________________________
Art, you've been here before?
_________________________________
I have a life outside of the house,
you know.
_________________________________
(CROWD CHEERING)
_________________________________
Welcome to your worst nightmare,
_________________________________
the Scare Games!
_________________________________
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
_________________________________
CROWD: (CHANTING)
Scare Games! Scare Games!
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) Yes! Yes, I love it!
_________________________________
I love this energy!
_________________________________
Okay. Okay, everybody.
_________________________________
CLAIRE: Let's hear it for the
frats and sororities
_________________________________
competing in this year's games...
_________________________________
-Jaws Theta Chi!
-(ALL CHEER)
_________________________________
BROCK: Python Nu Kappa!
_________________________________
Slugma Slugma Kappa!
_________________________________
(ALL GRUNT)
_________________________________
BROCK: Roar Omega Roar!
_________________________________
(ALL ROARING)
_________________________________
CLAIRE: Eta Hiss Hiss!
_________________________________
(HISSES)
_________________________________
And finally, Oozma Kappa.
_________________________________
(SILENCE)
_________________________________
Yay! Whoo-hoo!
_________________________________
Hi, Mom!
_________________________________
-Smile!
-(CAMERA CLICKS)
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
Let's begin the first competition,
_________________________________
-the Toxicity Challenge!
-(ALL CHEERING)
_________________________________
Human children are toxic!
_________________________________
And anything they touch is toxic.
_________________________________
BROCK: We don't have any human toys,
_________________________________
but thanks to MU's biology department,
_________________________________
we found a close second,
_________________________________
-the stinging glow urchin!
-(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
(ALL MURMURING)
_________________________________
Trust me when I say,
_________________________________
you are not gonna
want to touch this bad boy!
_________________________________
I want to touch it.
_________________________________
And you certainly don't want
to touch any of its friends.
_________________________________
(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
Yeah, I want to touch them.
_________________________________
This is the starting line.
_________________________________
The light at the end of the tunnel
is the finish line.
_________________________________
And whoever comes in last
is eliminated from the games.
_________________________________
-Mike...
-(GASPS) What is it?
_________________________________
Does that mean if we lose, we're out?
_________________________________
-Don't worry, Smoothie.
-Squishy!
_________________________________
Squishy. We're not going to lose,
_________________________________
because we have everything
we need to win right here.
_________________________________
Heart.
_________________________________
No! Me. I'm going to win the race for us.
_________________________________
SULLEY: All right, all right.
That's very cute,
_________________________________
but move, move, move.
I'm going to win this.
_________________________________
It's an obstacle course.
What are you going to do? Roar at it?
_________________________________
I can get through
faster than you, little guy.
_________________________________
Take your place at the starting line!
_________________________________
This is all about teamwork.
_________________________________
Everybody, stick together.
_________________________________
I'm going to beat you
over that finish line.
_________________________________
Get ready to eat my dust.
_________________________________
Hey, guys, should we huddle up?
_________________________________
Attention, teams. One last thing.
_________________________________
Scarers work in the dark.
_________________________________
(CRACKLING)
_________________________________
-I want to go home!
-On your marks...
_________________________________
Hey, uh, good luck, ladies.
_________________________________
Thanks! We're going to
rip you to pieces!
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
-(ALL HISSING)
-(BOTH GASP)
_________________________________
BROCK: ...get set...
_________________________________
-Go!
-(ALL YELLING)
_________________________________
I'm going to touch them!
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING)
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(ALL PANTING)
_________________________________
Ow!
_________________________________
Come on!
_________________________________
Uh, guys!
We're falling behind a little! Fellas!
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
Cheese and crackers! (GROANS)
_________________________________
Son of a moustache!
_________________________________
Salisbury steak, that hurts!
_________________________________
Is that as fast as you can go?
_________________________________
-Just getting started!
-What the...
_________________________________
(CROWD JEERING)
_________________________________
Whoa! Ah!
_________________________________
Oh... Ah!
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
That's got to hurt!
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
(GROANS) Ow, ow, ow...
_________________________________
-Ooh!
-Terry!
_________________________________
Don't worry, we'll be fi...
_________________________________
(BOTH SCREAM)
_________________________________
-(BOTH GROAN)
-(YELPING)
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(BOTH SNIGGER)
_________________________________
Ha-ha!
_________________________________
(GASPS) Oh...
_________________________________
Uh-oh. Yikes!
_________________________________
Ow! Ow, ow, ow...
_________________________________
(ROARS)
_________________________________
(BOTH PANTING)
_________________________________
BROCK: Roar Omega Roar wins!
_________________________________
(BOTH GRUNT)
_________________________________
(BOTH ROARING)
_________________________________
(BOTH GROAN)
_________________________________
-(BOTH PANTING)
-Take that, Wazowski!
_________________________________
Are you delirious? I beat you!
_________________________________
Get your eye checked!
_________________________________
Oh, way to blow it, Oozmas!
_________________________________
Hey! Second place ain't bad.
_________________________________
BROCK: Second place, Jaws Theta Chi!
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
Your whole team
has to cross the finish line.
_________________________________
BROCK: Third place, EEKs!
_________________________________
-Fourth place, PNKs!
-MIKE: No.
_________________________________
-Fifth place, HSS!
-No, no, no!
_________________________________
BROCK: And in last place,
_________________________________
Oozma Kappa.
_________________________________
I can't feel my anything.
_________________________________
Oh... Shocker! Oozma Kappa
has been eliminated!
_________________________________
No.
_________________________________
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Don't look so surprised, Mr. Wazowski.
_________________________________
It would have taken a miracle
for you to...
_________________________________
Attention, everyone.
We have an announcement.
_________________________________
Jaws Theta Chi has been disqualified.
_________________________________
(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
The use of illegal protective gel
is cause for elimination.
_________________________________
What!
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
Which means Oozma Kappa
is back in the games!
_________________________________
It's a miracle!
_________________________________
Your luck will run out, eventually.
_________________________________
This is going to be harder than I thought.
_________________________________
_________________________________
May 2018
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SNIFFING)
_________________________________
Where's the river?
_________________________________
(STAMMERING) I've lost the river.
_________________________________
ARLO: I'm never getting home.
_________________________________
I'm never getting home.
_________________________________
Help! Help! Help!
_________________________________
Aw, say, friend, are you wounded?
_________________________________
No. I'm not hurt.
_________________________________
Oh, good. Thank goodness for that.
_________________________________
Uh, Coldfront, Downpour,
keep looking for wounded folk.
_________________________________
Wait. I'm lost. I need to get home.
Clawtooth Mountain.
_________________________________
Uh... (CLICKING)
Clawtooth Mount...
_________________________________
Oh, you mean the mountain
range with the three points.
_________________________________
-Yes!
-Yeah!
_________________________________
Oh, yeah. I've been there.
Uh, but you know, kid... Mmm.
_________________________________
You're not even close.
Still, I know the way.
_________________________________
My name's Arlo.
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
I'm sorry. I just... I used to have
a name like that once.
_________________________________
That was before
I started following the storm!
_________________________________
The storm?
_________________________________
The storm swept me out.
I was afraid for my life,
_________________________________
but the storm gave me a relevation.
_________________________________
And I wasn't scared anymore.
_________________________________
You mean a revelation?
_________________________________
No! A relevation. Okay?
_________________________________
I was at a real low point. You know?
_________________________________
And the storm swept me up
to a real high point,
_________________________________
and then left me at a higher relevation.
_________________________________
ARLO: Wow.
_________________________________
Yeah, wow.
_________________________________
That's when the storm gave me my
new name because... What do we say?
_________________________________
The storm provides.
_________________________________
The storm provides.
You can call me Thunderclap.
_________________________________
Thunderclap.
Can you help me get home?
_________________________________
Uh, yeah, well... Uh, maybe. Oh!
_________________________________
But first, we just need to check the area.
_________________________________
There's plenty of folks in a bad way
after a storm like this, don't you know?
_________________________________
Uh, Thunderclap,
I found someone! Over here!
_________________________________
(BOTH GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(CHITTERING)
_________________________________
You know,
we could use your help, friend.
_________________________________
Uh...
_________________________________
-(GRUNTS)
-(SHATTERING)
_________________________________
THUNDERCLAP: Whoa! Yeah!
That is great.
_________________________________
(TRILLING)
_________________________________
(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________
It's a critter.
_________________________________
Ah! A freed critter. Thanks to you.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(GAGGING)
_________________________________
You know, I just want to take a moment
and thank the storm for this meal.
_________________________________
(GROWLING)
_________________________________
(SCREECHES) Don't think
you can mess with me.
_________________________________
I've seen the eye of the storm!
_________________________________
And I forgot what fear is!
_________________________________
I'm not afraid of anything.
_________________________________
DOWNPOUR: No, I didn't say you were.
_________________________________
Hey, where are you going, friend?
_________________________________
I'm... I need to get home.
_________________________________
And I said we would get you home.
_________________________________
(SNIFFS)
_________________________________
Friend, you have a critter of your own.
_________________________________
Oh, I smell it. (TRILLING)
One of the juicy ones.
_________________________________
Where is it?
_________________________________
He's hiding. Over there.
By that big rock.
_________________________________
(SPOT GASPS)
_________________________________
-The storm provides.
-No!
_________________________________
-Spot!
-THUNDERCLAP: Get him!
_________________________________
(THUNDERCLAP AND
DOWNPOUR LAUGHING)
_________________________________
THUNDERCLAP: Hey, slow down.
There's no place to hide, yellow belly.
_________________________________
DOWNPOUR:
Come back with that critter!
_________________________________
ARLO: Help! Help!
_________________________________
(PTERODACTYLS SCREECHING)
_________________________________
Help!
_________________________________
-(SCREAMS)
-(ROARING)
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(ROARING)
_________________________________
-(GROWLING)
-(SCREECHING)
_________________________________
(ROARING)
_________________________________
(ROARING)
_________________________________
(ARLO BREATHING SHAKILY)
_________________________________
-Hey, you okay, kid?
-Yes.
_________________________________
I hate those kind. Lying sons
of crawdads picking on a kid.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
Well, ain't you just the cutest thing.
_________________________________
(SNIFFS)
_________________________________
He likes you.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING) Imagine that, Ramsey.
Even with your stinky face.
_________________________________
Nash! Boundaries.
This is my personal bubble.
_________________________________
Nah, that ain't your bubble.
This is your bubble.
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Nash, get out of your sister's bubble.
_________________________________
You got no business being out here.
_________________________________
Yes, sir. I don't. I'm trying to get home,
but I lost the river.
_________________________________
Please, my momma needs me.
_________________________________
-Take it easy, kid.
-Do you know where the river is?
_________________________________
What river? There's tons of rivers
around these parts.
_________________________________
By Clawtooth Mountain.
It has three points.
_________________________________
Don't know that one.
_________________________________
We're heading south to a watering hole.
_________________________________
Come with us.
Someone there might help you.
_________________________________
We ain't got time for baby-sitting,
_________________________________
we got longhorns to round up.
_________________________________
My genius brother
lost our whole herd in one day.
_________________________________
I did not lose them, Ramsey.
_________________________________
How many times I got to tell you this?
They just wandered off.
_________________________________
We still got to find them.
We can't help you, kid.
_________________________________
Wait! But what if we could help you?
_________________________________
Spot can sniff out anything.
I've seen him do it.
_________________________________
He can find your longhorns.
_________________________________
Hey!
_________________________________
Come on, Spot. Sniff it out, boy.
_________________________________
(SNIFFING)
_________________________________
ARLO: Good boy, Spot.
_________________________________
(BUTCH GROANS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
It weren't your fault, you know.
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
Why, half the crew would be
spinning in that black abyss...
_________________________________
Look, don't you get it? I screwed up!
_________________________________
For two seconds, I thought that maybe
_________________________________
I could do something right, but...
_________________________________
Aagh! I just...
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
Just forget it. Forget it.
_________________________________
Now, you listen to me, James Hawkins.
_________________________________
You got the makings of greatness in ya,
_________________________________
but you gotta take the helm
and chart your own course.
_________________________________
Stick to it, no matter the squalls,
_________________________________
and when the time comes
you get the chance
_________________________________
to really test the cut of your sails
_________________________________
and show what you're made of,
well, I hope I'm there
_________________________________
catching some of the light
coming off ya that day.
_________________________________
(SNIFFLES)
_________________________________
(SOBS SOFTLY)
_________________________________
There, there.
_________________________________
Lad, it's all right, Jimbo.
_________________________________
It's all right.
_________________________________
Now, Jim, I...
_________________________________
I best be getting about my watch,
_________________________________
and you best be getting some shut-eye.
_________________________________
(CHATTERING)
_________________________________
Getting in too deep here, Morphy.
_________________________________
Next thing ya know,
they'll be saying I've gone soft.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Are you all right?
_________________________________
I just...
_________________________________
I wish I could've done something.
_________________________________
Done something?
_________________________________
Jack, you stood up to Pitch.
You saved us!
_________________________________
But Sandy...
_________________________________
Would be proud of what you did.
_________________________________
I don't know who you were
in your past life.
_________________________________
But in this life, you are Guardian.
_________________________________
But how can I know who I am
until I find out who I was?
_________________________________
You will.
_________________________________
I feel it
_________________________________
in my belly.
_________________________________
TOOTH: Look how fast they're going out.
_________________________________
It's fear.
_________________________________
He's tipped the balance.
_________________________________
Hey, buck up, you sad sacks!
_________________________________
We can still turn this around!
_________________________________
Easter is tomorrow.
_________________________________
And I need your help.
I say we pull out all the stops
_________________________________
and we get those little lights
flickering again.
_________________________________
Bunny is right.
_________________________________
As much as it pains me
to say, old friend,
_________________________________
this time, Easter is more
important than Christmas.
_________________________________
Hey, did everyone hear that?
_________________________________
We must hurry to the warren.
Everyone! To the sleigh!
_________________________________
Oh, no, mate.
My warren, my rules. Buckle up.
_________________________________
-(BANGING)
-Shostakovich!
_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(LAUGHTER)
_________________________________
"Buckle up." Is very funny.
_________________________________
Welcome to the warren.
_________________________________
(SNIFFING) Something's up.
_________________________________
(SKITTERING)
_________________________________
(HIGH-PITCHED SCREAM)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(ALL YELLING)
_________________________________
Sophie?
_________________________________
(ALL CHUCKLE NERVOUSLY)
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
-Elf, elf, elf!
-What is she doing here?
_________________________________
Ah, snow globe.
_________________________________
Crikey! Somebody do something.
_________________________________
Oh, don't look at me.
I'm invisible, remember?
_________________________________
Elf! Elf!
_________________________________
Don't worry, Bunny.
I bet she's a fairy fan.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
-It's okay, little one.
-Pretty.
_________________________________
Oh! You know what?
I've got something for you!
_________________________________
Here it is!
_________________________________
Look at all the pretty teeth,
_________________________________
with little blood and gum on them!
_________________________________
(WAILING)
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) Blood and gums?
_________________________________
When was the last time
_________________________________
you guys actually hung out with kids?
_________________________________
Peek-a-boo!
_________________________________
We are very busy bringing joy
to children.
_________________________________
-We don't have time...
-(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
-For children.
-BUNNY: Hmm.
_________________________________
If one little kid can ruin Easter,
_________________________________
then we're in worse shape
than I thought.
_________________________________
(SOPHIE EXCLAIMING HAPPILY)
_________________________________
You want to paint some eggs? Yeah?
_________________________________
-Okay.
-Come on.
_________________________________
Rimsky-Korsakov!
_________________________________
That's a lot of eggs.
_________________________________
Uh, how much time do we have?
_________________________________
(BOTH EXCLAIMING HAPPILY)
_________________________________
BUNNY: All right, troops,
it's time to push back.
_________________________________
That means eggs everywhere!
_________________________________
Heaps of you in every high-rise,
_________________________________
-farmhouse, and trailer park!
-(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
In tennis shoes and cereal bowls.
_________________________________
Oh, there will be bathtubs filled
with my beautiful googies!
_________________________________
(BELL RINGING)
_________________________________
Okay, that's a little strange.
_________________________________
BUNNY: No, mate.
_________________________________
That's adorable.
_________________________________
There will be springtime!
On every continent!
_________________________________
And I'm bringing hope with me!
_________________________________
(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)
_________________________________
BUNNY: Too Christmas-y, mate.
Paint them blue.
_________________________________
(SHOUTS GIBBERISH)
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
Oh, what's over there?
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Oh, that's a beauty!
_________________________________
Now, all we got to do is get him
and his little mates
_________________________________
through the tunnels to the top
_________________________________
and we'll have ourselves Easter.
_________________________________
(SIGHS) Not bad.
_________________________________
(SOPHIE SIGHS DEEPLY)
_________________________________
Not bad yourself.
_________________________________
Look, I'm sorry about the whole...
_________________________________
You know, the kangaroo thing.
_________________________________
-It's the accent, isn't it?
-(JACK CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Oh, poor little ankle-biter.
Look at her. All tuckered out.
_________________________________
I love her.
_________________________________
(SOPHIE SIGHS)
_________________________________
I think it's time to get her home.
_________________________________
How about I take her home?
_________________________________
-Jack, no. Pitch is...
-No match for this.
_________________________________
Which is why we need you here with us.
_________________________________
Trust me. I'll be quick as a bunny.
_________________________________
(SOPHIE BREATHING DEEPLY)
_________________________________
Ooh.
_________________________________
JAMIE'S MOM: Sophie? Is that you?
_________________________________
(SQUEAKS)
_________________________________
We should get back.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Wanna get rich
playing video games?
_________________________________
Click right here
to find out how.
_________________________________
-Back off, pop-up!
-(GROANING)
_________________________________
POP-UP BLOCKER:
Right this way, miss.
_________________________________
Dang pop-up blockers.
_________________________________
Why does everybody
gotta be so mean?
_________________________________
Ooh! There he is! Oh, thank
goodness you're still here!
_________________________________
Me and my friend here, we got
24 hours to make $27,001...
_________________________________
or she loses her game.
_________________________________
Yeah, can you please tell us
_________________________________
how to get rich
playing video games?
_________________________________
(STAMMERING)
You bet! (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Come on, click here and
I'll take you to my website.
_________________________________
(RALPH EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________
(RALPH GROANS)
_________________________________
You got an ample carriage
there, buster. (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Causing a little drag.
_________________________________
Sorry. You're getting close
to the edge.
_________________________________
Huh?
_________________________________
RALPH: You see the...?
The edge. The edge! (SHOUTS)
_________________________________
(ENGINE SPUTTERING)
_________________________________
SPAMLEY: By the way,
my name is JP Spamley...
_________________________________
and I'd like to welcome
the both of you
_________________________________
to the Spamley family.
_________________________________
(SPAMLEY CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
All right,
step into my parlor.
_________________________________
This is your website?
_________________________________
I know what you're thinking,
not to worry.
_________________________________
My anti-virus guy
was just here.
_________________________________
-Clean as a...
-(RAT SQUEAKING)
_________________________________
Oh! (GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Dang it!
_________________________________
Oh, my gosh.
That's embarrassing.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) Anyway,
I know it's a bit of a mess...
_________________________________
Hey, Gord!
_________________________________
But I do have a system here,
I really do.
_________________________________
If I can just find that...
Gord!
_________________________________
-I just got to find this list.
-(BOTH SHRIEK)
_________________________________
SPAMLEY: Oh, there you are.
_________________________________
These guys are looking to get
rich playing video games.
_________________________________
What do you got for them,
partner?
_________________________________
Thank you.
_________________________________
"Fishwife's amulet,
Wizard Quest, three dollars."
_________________________________
"Foxhole hammer, Zombie
Crusades, five dollars"?
_________________________________
Now, those there are
_________________________________
some of your more commonplace,
low-dollar items.
_________________________________
Can you back up a sec,
Mr. Spamley?
_________________________________
Um, you're saying if we find
_________________________________
the Golden Cleats
from Pro League Soccer...
_________________________________
 we find those and bring them
back here to you...
_________________________________
then a human being in the
real world will pay us $15?
_________________________________
Yes, ma'am.
_________________________________
Welcome to the exciting world
of loot hunting.
_________________________________
Folks go into games...
_________________________________
they harvest
the most coveted items...
_________________________________
and they sell them
on my website
_________________________________
to the highest bidder. Ha-ha?
_________________________________
Okay, but here's the thing...
_________________________________
we need like
a buttload of money.
_________________________________
So, do you have any more
lucrative items, maybe?
_________________________________
Gord!
_________________________________
-Gord!
-(BOTH SHRIEK)
_________________________________
Oh, there you are.
_________________________________
Thank you, buddy.
You're such a nice guy.
_________________________________
Is $40,000 lucrative
enough for you?
_________________________________
-Whoa!
-Whoa.
_________________________________
It's more than enough.
_________________________________
I got a guy
in Des Moines, Iowa...
_________________________________
who will pay 40 grand
for Shank's car...
_________________________________
from a game
called Slaughter Race.
_________________________________
A racing game?
_________________________________
That's right. Slaughter Race
is the most popular
_________________________________
online racing game out there.
_________________________________
However,
it is wicked dangerous.
_________________________________
We ain't afraid of danger.
_________________________________
This kid is the best racer
in the whole world.
_________________________________
We'll get you that car,
no problemo.
_________________________________
_________________________________
This is how we get around
in the outback, Miss B.
_________________________________
The only way to travel, Berno.
_________________________________
Yeah, it's just a little bumpy back here.
_________________________________
Cinch up your seat belts, mates.
We're coming in for a landing.
_________________________________
Hold it, not yet!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Well, boy, let's see
if we can do something
_________________________________
to refresh that
rusty, old memory of yours.
_________________________________
Is she on Satan's Ridge?
_________________________________
Or Nightmare Canyon?
_________________________________
What do you think?
_________________________________
-(GROWLS)
-Yeah, that's it.
_________________________________
Right smack dab in the middle
at Croc Falls!
_________________________________
-Am I getting warm?
-I told you, I don't remember.
_________________________________
Don't you realize
a bird that size is worth a fortune?
_________________________________
I'll split the money 50/50.
You can't get a better offer than that.
_________________________________
You won't have any money
after the rangers get through with you.
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
(GROWLS)
_________________________________
BERNARD: Jake's been gone... Ow!
_________________________________
Been gone a long time.
_________________________________
Maybe I should go... Oh!
_________________________________
Maybe I should go look for him.
_________________________________
Don't you worry about Jake.
He can handle himself.
_________________________________
Yeah, I noticed.
_________________________________
I am just sure he'll be back in no time.
_________________________________
You know,
now that we're alone, there's...
_________________________________
There's something that
I've been wanting to ask you.
_________________________________
Yes? What is it?
_________________________________
Well, it's like this.
_________________________________
Miss Bianca, I would be most honored
_________________________________
if...
_________________________________
Look out!
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
No mice for you, Twister, not today!
_________________________________
There!
_________________________________
Miss Bianca!
_________________________________
I've been looking all over for you.
_________________________________
Now look.
_________________________________
We got a long way to go,
and you're gonna take us there.
_________________________________
You're not gonna give us
any trouble about it.
_________________________________
Right?
_________________________________
They're harmless once you look them
in the eye, let them know who's boss.
_________________________________
Ain't that right, mate? Now get.
_________________________________
It's all right, Bernard.
Jake has everything under control.
_________________________________
Yeah, I noticed.
_________________________________
You know, Miss Bianca, truth be told,
I used to be quite a dingo wrestler.
_________________________________
There was this one time,
it was just me and 300
_________________________________
of these ferocious,
mouse-eating dingoes.
_________________________________
Had me surrounded...
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
ANNOUNCER: Slaughter Race!
Enter at your own risk.
_________________________________
(TIRES SCREECHING)
_________________________________
(HORN BLARING)
_________________________________
Okay, this game
is kind of amazing.
_________________________________
Meh, the attention to detail
is pretty impressive.
_________________________________
(COUGHING)
_________________________________
I don't think
I've ever been in a game
_________________________________
-with smog before.
-(BOTH GASP)
_________________________________
-(DOG BARKING)
-(RALPH SHOUTING)
_________________________________
-Nice kitty. Nice kitty.
-Easy, boy. Easy.
_________________________________
(RALPH AND VANELLOPE SHRIEK)
_________________________________
(WATER SPLASHES)
_________________________________
Let's just find Shank's car
and get outta here.
_________________________________
Agreed.
_________________________________
-Look. Look.
-Whoa!
_________________________________
RALPH: There it is.
_________________________________
VANELLOPE:
That car is gorgeous.
_________________________________
No wonder it's worth so much.
_________________________________
-(SHUSHES)
-(FOOTSTEPS)
_________________________________
RALPH: Aw, sugar.
_________________________________
-Players. They beat us to it.
-Aw.
_________________________________
JIMMY: 31 hours
of continuous gameplay...
_________________________________
and we've finally
found Shank's car.
_________________________________
Let's jack this ride.
_________________________________
Oh, yeah, DirtySocks,
it's on.
_________________________________
JIMMY'S GRANDMA: Jim! Jimmy?
_________________________________
You're not playing that
horrible video game, are you?
_________________________________
-(LAUGHS)
-No, Grandma!
_________________________________
I'm doing my homework.
_________________________________
Okay, like I said...
_________________________________
Let's jack this ride.
_________________________________
(TIFFANY WHIMPERS)
_________________________________
SHANK: Well, well, well.
_________________________________
While the cat goes away,
these mice tried to play.
_________________________________
Hey, I think
that might be Shank.
_________________________________
Listen up, mice...
_________________________________
anyone who tries to play
with this cat ride
_________________________________
is gonna get got.
_________________________________
JIMMY:
You're going down, Shank.
_________________________________
Pyro.
Give those punks the works.
_________________________________
With pleasure.
_________________________________
(BOTH GASP)
_________________________________
ANNOUNCER: End of the road!
_________________________________
Gosh dang it!
Now we gotta start all over.
_________________________________
Ralph, maybe...
_________________________________
-(PANTING)
-Hey, where are you going?
_________________________________
I am scared.
_________________________________
If we get burned up in here,
_________________________________
that's it, we're dead,
we're gone.
_________________________________
So, I think we should
get outta here right now.
_________________________________
No, wait, wait.
I have an idea.
_________________________________
-(BELL RINGS)
-(POWER SWITCH CLANGS)
_________________________________
Hey, Shank?
_________________________________
What's up, Pyro?
_________________________________
Um, do you ever reckon
we're going a bit too hard
_________________________________
on the players?
_________________________________
Honestly, no, I don't.
_________________________________
Of course, I have empathy for
players like DirtySocks537
_________________________________
and BabeRaham_Linkin...
_________________________________
but if we just let them win,
_________________________________
where's the life lesson?
You know?
_________________________________
-PYRO: Mmm.
-Yeah, but to Pyro's point...
_________________________________
I mean, those players
worked so hard to get here.
_________________________________
I hear you, Felony...
_________________________________
but imagine a game
without challenges.
_________________________________
The same predictable thing
every single time...
_________________________________
who wants that?
_________________________________
Shank's right.
_________________________________
I just saw a really insightful
TED talk...
_________________________________
and I can't really remember
what the guy said.
_________________________________
It was more about
how he made me feel.
_________________________________
But I think, ultimately,
the point was...
_________________________________
I honor your journeys, guys.
_________________________________
And we honor yours,
Butcher Boy.
_________________________________
Thank you.
_________________________________
Hey, Shank,
_________________________________
did you ever wonder
what it would be like...
_________________________________
if someone actually
did get your car?
_________________________________
Well, I know one thing...
_________________________________
whoever does will have to be
the best of the rest.
_________________________________
-(KNOCKS ON DOOR)
-(ALL EXCLAIM)
_________________________________
Good day to you, madam.
_________________________________
Who are you?
_________________________________
I'm here from the,
uh, Department of Noise.
_________________________________
And the thing is, we've been
getting some complaints
_________________________________
down at HQ.
_________________________________
Uh, Larry's the one
who takes the calls.
_________________________________
Anyways, someone told Larry...
_________________________________
that we've been
hearing a lot of
_________________________________
gun sounds
and screaming sounds...
_________________________________
and what-have-you.
That sort of thing.
_________________________________
Whoa! This is nice.
_________________________________
Where have you
been all my life?
_________________________________
Uh, so I came to
check on things.
_________________________________
Oh, I'm sorry, who did you
say you were again?
_________________________________
Oh, I'm Larry?
_________________________________
Uh, you said
Larry took the call.
_________________________________
-(ENGINE REVVING)
-(TIRES SCREECHING)
_________________________________
-(GROANS)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
Good job, Larry!
_________________________________
Yeah, worked like a charm!
_________________________________
(TIRES SCREECHING)
_________________________________
Are you kidding me?
Someone got Shank's car?
_________________________________
And I need yours. Sorry.
_________________________________
I'm just... I'm just gonna go.
_________________________________
(JIMMY CRIES)
_________________________________
This is the worst day
of my life!
_________________________________
(SIGHS) It's a shame
we have to leave so soon.
_________________________________
This game is cool.
_________________________________
Just get us out of here
_________________________________
so we can get this car
to Spamley and get paid.
_________________________________
No problem.
_________________________________
(CARS CRASHING)
_________________________________
RALPH: Uh-oh.
_________________________________
VANELLOPE: Look at this guy
coming in hot.
_________________________________
-(VANELLOPE SHRIEKS)
-(RALPH SHOUTING)
_________________________________
You mess with the bull, you
get the horns, little girl!
_________________________________
(RALPH SCREAMS)
_________________________________
You still have value,
Butcher Boy.
_________________________________
RALPH: Oh, no!
It's that Shank lady!
_________________________________
She looks upset.
_________________________________
Ah, don't worry,
I'll lose her.
_________________________________
(RALPH YELLING)
_________________________________
(TIRES SCREECHING)
_________________________________
(RALPH SHOUTING)
_________________________________
Where are you going?
_________________________________
Kid, get back on the track.
I'm gonna lose my cookies.
_________________________________
There is no track.
I can drive anywhere.
_________________________________
Whoo!
_________________________________
(RALPH SHOUTING)
_________________________________
Oh, kid, she's coming up
right behind us.
_________________________________
Oh, hello!
_________________________________
I believe you have
something of mine.
_________________________________
Yeah, come and get it.
_________________________________
(ENGINE REVVING)
_________________________________
(TIRES SCREECHING)
_________________________________
-Ooh!
-(RALPH SHOUTING)
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMS)
This girl can drive.
_________________________________
Would you hurry up
and lose her?
_________________________________
I'm trying!
_________________________________
-Hang on, chumbo!
-(TIRES SCREECHING)
_________________________________
(RALPH SHRIEKS)
_________________________________
(RALPH SHOUTS, WHIMPERS)
_________________________________
I don't like this!
_________________________________
(RALPH GASPING)
_________________________________
(RALPH EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________
(TIRES SCREECHING)
_________________________________
Whoa! Mother Hubbard,
this lady can really drive.
_________________________________
Kid, fire!
Do you see the fire?
_________________________________
Dead end! Dead end!
_________________________________
Not for me. Bye-bye, Shanky.
_________________________________
(DISTORTED SHOUTING)
_________________________________
VANELLOPE: Whoo-hoo!
_________________________________
RALPH: Oh, yeah!
VANELLOPE: That's the stuff.
_________________________________
Good job, kid.
_________________________________
Oh, yeah,
I feel like me again.
_________________________________
One exit straight ahead.
_________________________________
(TIRES SCREECHING)
_________________________________
You're not gonna lose me
that easy.
_________________________________
How did you...?
_________________________________
Uh, you might wanna keep
your eyes on the road.
_________________________________
(GASPS) Kid!
_________________________________
-(TIRES SCREECHING)
-(SHRIEKS)
_________________________________
(BRAKES SCREECHING)
_________________________________
(VANELLOPE GASPS)
_________________________________
Yo, Department of Noise,
get out of my car!
_________________________________
Oh, man, what are we gonna do?
_________________________________
You just stay put,
don't panic.
_________________________________
I'm gonna talk to her.
_________________________________
Ralph, be careful.
_________________________________
It's fine.
This is what heroes do.
_________________________________
(GRUNTING, NERVOUS CHUCKLE)
_________________________________
My bottom is stuck.
_________________________________
This car is not designed
for a big boy.
_________________________________
I'll tell you that. Hi.
_________________________________
You guys really thought
you could just steal my car?
_________________________________
Well, let me tell you
what's gonna happen now.
_________________________________
No, wait, listen. We aren't
normally car thieves.
_________________________________
My friend here,
she's a candy kart racer.
_________________________________
You should see her
racing around
_________________________________
her sweet little track...
_________________________________
in her cookie wafer car
we built together.
_________________________________
(GROANS IN EMBARRASSMENT)
_________________________________
And, well, the thing is, her
perfect little game broke...
_________________________________
and it was my fault...
_________________________________
so we're here
to try to fix it...
_________________________________
and we need money to do that,
_________________________________
and someone was
gonna pay us money...
_________________________________
-to steal your car...
-Okay, okay.
_________________________________
-...and so we took it.
-You can stop crying.
_________________________________
-(SNIFFLING)
-Though I do respect
_________________________________
your wonderful display
of vulnerability.
_________________________________
(SNIFFLES) Thank you.
_________________________________
I get it, I do.
_________________________________
Friendship is
everything to us, too.
_________________________________
-Right, guys?
-Word. We're like family.
_________________________________
That's really great.
_________________________________
So, does this mean
we can keep your car?
_________________________________
Absolutely not.
But I do want to help.
_________________________________
Hey, you got
your phone on you?
_________________________________
-You know it.
-Let's make a video.
_________________________________
Pyro, hit big boy
with the blow and go.
_________________________________
I'd love to.
_________________________________
Wait. What's the...?
_________________________________
(AIR WHOOSHING)
_________________________________
(SHOUTING) What are you doing?
_________________________________
Say something, first thing
that comes to your mind.
_________________________________
I'm gonna wreck it!
_________________________________
Good! All right.
Turn it off.
_________________________________
(SHOUTS) Ow.
_________________________________
VANELLOPE: What the heck
did you do that for?
_________________________________
Yeah.
_________________________________
There are much better ways
to make money on the Internet
_________________________________
than stealing cars...
_________________________________
such as becoming
a BuzzzTube star.
_________________________________
Am I supposed to know
what that is?
_________________________________
Oh, come on.
Everybody knows BuzzzTube.
_________________________________
It's the video-sharing site.
_________________________________
I'm just starting
your account...
_________________________________
-(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
-All right, there you go.
_________________________________
If this thing goes viral,
you can make a lot of money.
_________________________________
A friend of mine,
chick named Yesss...
_________________________________
she's the head algorithm
over there.
_________________________________
Tell her I sent you.
_________________________________
Yesss will hook you up.
_________________________________
Wow,
that's very nice of you.
_________________________________
I'm not sure
if "nice" is a right word.
_________________________________
Well, thank you.
_________________________________
I should be thanking you,
little sister.
_________________________________
That race was fun.
_________________________________
Oh. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
_________________________________
Well, thank you again.
_________________________________
Uh... You know...
_________________________________
While we're talking shop,
what move did you do
_________________________________
to get through
that tunnel of fire?
_________________________________
Was it a power drift into
a drift jump, maybe, or...?
_________________________________
Maybe.
_________________________________
If you ever wanna come back
for a rematch...
_________________________________
I'd be happy
to kick your butt again.
_________________________________
-(CHUCKLES)
-See you.
_________________________________
(TIRES SCREECHING)
_________________________________
-(TRAIN HORN BLARES)
-(CROSSING SIGNAL DINGING)
_________________________________
Whoa.
_________________________________
Show-off.
_________________________________
Man, oh, man,
that place was scary.
_________________________________
I know. It was so exciting!
_________________________________
No, exciting is
when you smile.
_________________________________
Scary is when
you clench your butt,
_________________________________
and my butt is still clenched.
_________________________________
Oh, come on,
are you honestly telling me...
_________________________________
that Shank lady wasn't the
coolest person you ever met?
_________________________________
Cool?
Name one cool thing about her.
_________________________________
Um, let's see, she looks cool,
she talks cool...
_________________________________
she drives cool, her hair
is cool, her car is cool...
_________________________________
Wait a minute, are you saying
my hair isn't cool?
_________________________________
What? No! I'm just saying
the game was next-level.
_________________________________
There was no one telling you
what to do or where to go.
_________________________________
Hey, just where do you think
you're going?
_________________________________
To BuzzzTube. It's this way.
_________________________________
No, no, no.
We're going back to Spamley's.
_________________________________
He can give us
some easier loot to find.
_________________________________
No, we're supposed to
see Shank's friend.
_________________________________
Oh, come on. I don't trust
that Shank one bit.
_________________________________
-Well, I do.
-Well, I... (GASPS)
_________________________________
-Hello, mister!
-Who are you?
_________________________________
I'm your friendly
ebay alert messenger.
_________________________________
Huh. An actual eboy.
_________________________________
Just here to let you know your
bid expires in eight hours.
_________________________________
Eight hours.
Okay, thanks, eboy.
_________________________________
You got it, Jackson!
_________________________________
Chumbo, if we nickel-and-dime
it with Spamley...
_________________________________
it will take 20 years to make
enough money to buy the wheel.
_________________________________
(SIGHS) All right, fine.
We'll do it your way.
_________________________________
But I'm telling you right now,
that BuzzzTube place
_________________________________
is a terrible idea.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(TARAN GASPS)
_________________________________
I thought I heard a noise in here.
_________________________________
Oh! Was that you?
_________________________________
Yeah. Yes.
_________________________________
You're being held a prisoner, aren't you?
_________________________________
Yes.
_________________________________
I'm being held against my will too.
_________________________________
It lights up.
_________________________________
(GIGGLES) Why, of course. It's magic.
_________________________________
Oh, I hate this place.
_________________________________
I do hope there aren't any rats in here.
_________________________________
Not that I really mind them, you know,
_________________________________
but they do jump out a tone so.
_________________________________
I'm Princess Eilonwy.
Are you a lord or a warrior?
_________________________________
No. I'm an assistant pig keeper.
_________________________________
Oh, what a pity.
_________________________________
I was so hoping for someone
who could help me escape.
_________________________________
Oh, well, if you want
to come with me, you may.
_________________________________
Can I?
_________________________________
Well, yes. I said you could.
_________________________________
Oh, that wicked, wicked king.
_________________________________
You know he stole me.
_________________________________
He thought my bauble could tell him
where some old cauldron was.
_________________________________
That's what he wanted my pig for.
_________________________________
Oh, yes. Your pig.
_________________________________
But my pig can tell the future.
_________________________________
Oh, how interesting.
_________________________________
Well, youd better stay close
to me, or youll get lost.
_________________________________
(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________
Your bauble!
_________________________________
Oh, it's always chasing those rats.
_________________________________
EILONWY: A burial chamber.
_________________________________
This could be the tomb of the great king
who built this castle
_________________________________
before the Horned King took it over.
_________________________________
(BOTH GASP)
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
(COUGHING)
_________________________________
Are you all right?
_________________________________
Well, come on, then.
Help me look around.
_________________________________
TARAN: He must have been
a great warrior.
_________________________________
A sword.
_________________________________
(CREPPER EXCLAIMS EXCITEDLY)
_________________________________
CREPPER: This will please him.
_________________________________
It's a good lot this time.
_________________________________
Hurry! In with it!
_________________________________
Finally. He'll reward me for this.
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
Don't stop, you weakling!
_________________________________
Put some muscle into it.
_________________________________
Let's get out of here
before they come back.
_________________________________
Where did you get that sword?
_________________________________
Back there.
_________________________________
You mean...
_________________________________
Well, he's not going to use it.
_________________________________
(DOG BARKING)
_________________________________
FFLEWDDUR: You're making
a horrendous mistake.
_________________________________
I'm not a spy.
_________________________________
I'm a bard! I sing.
_________________________________
(STAMMERING) I entertain. I...
_________________________________
Careful, sir.
These are the hands of an artist.
_________________________________
This'll hold you.
_________________________________
Now, look, you seem an intelligent
sort of chap to me.
_________________________________
I assure you I had no idea
who owned this castle.
_________________________________
I just happened to be passing.
_________________________________
He's nice, isn't he? What's his name?
_________________________________
(WHISTLES)
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
No! Down, boy!
_________________________________
Come on.
_________________________________
You don't realize who I am.
_________________________________
I shall sing of your dastardly deed.
_________________________________
I'm Fflewddur Fflam,
minstrel of minstrels,
_________________________________
balladeer to the grandest courts
in all the land!
_________________________________
And I... Well, have you forgotten?
_________________________________
I have sung in some of the finest courts.
_________________________________
Well, I'm only waiting for an invitation.
_________________________________
Oh, shush.
_________________________________
Why do you have to judge
every word I say?
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Who's that?
_________________________________
Help!
_________________________________
Oh, hello. We'll have you
untied in a moment.
_________________________________
I'm Princess Eilonwy
_________________________________
and you're in bad trouble, aren't you?
_________________________________
''Trouble''?
Dont you know where you are?
_________________________________
Haven't you seen him?
_________________________________
GUARD: Pig boy has escaped.
Look in there.
_________________________________
We've been discovered.
_________________________________
That's you?
_________________________________
Oh, great beelin, run! Run!
_________________________________
Make haste!
_________________________________
''Make haste''? I must save myself.
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
GUARD: I think he went
through the passage!
_________________________________
All right. Let's try down here.
_________________________________
(HENCHMEN SHOUTING)
_________________________________
Princess?
_________________________________
Princess Eilonwy?
_________________________________
Pig boy!
_________________________________
You little scut!
_________________________________
(TARAN GROANS)
_________________________________
(GUARD EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________
No, no, no.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Are you all right?
_________________________________
Oh, good. You're safe.
_________________________________
Why, of course. I...
_________________________________
Come on. I'm going to get
you out of here.
_________________________________
GUARD: There they are!
_________________________________
Quick! Up here.
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
Taran, the sword.
_________________________________
Great beelin!
_________________________________
(DOG BARKING)
_________________________________
Help! Murder!
_________________________________
Keep going, Princess.
_________________________________
(TARAN CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
There he is! There he is!
_________________________________
Over there!
_________________________________
Stop him!
_________________________________
Taran!
_________________________________
There they are!
_________________________________
Come on! Get them!
_________________________________
Oh, no! Taran!
_________________________________
We've got you now, pig boy.
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Taran, do something!
_________________________________
Use the sword!
_________________________________
(ALL EXCLAIM)
_________________________________
FFLEWDDUR: Make way! Make way!
_________________________________
Stand aside. I command you!
Get out from under my feet!
_________________________________
(BARKING)
_________________________________
Let me go, you brute!
_________________________________
Run, Princess! Run!
_________________________________
Stay up! Please stay up!
_________________________________
Why didn't you tell me
you had a magic sword?
_________________________________
(WHEEZES)
_________________________________
I'll say it wasn't my fault. That's it.
_________________________________
That's it. I always get blamed
for these things.
_________________________________
I'll just tell him, and if he gets mad...
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
I'll just straighten him out.
_________________________________
That's it. I'm not going to be
kicked around for this.
_________________________________
Sire?
_________________________________
You bring news of the pig?
_________________________________
No, not exactly, sire.
_________________________________
It's... Oh, it's the pig keeper.
_________________________________
He's... Oh, he's...
_________________________________
He's escaped.
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________
Oh, sire! Allow me.
_________________________________
(GAGGING)
_________________________________
Isn't that enough?
_________________________________
Good. He'll find his pig.
_________________________________
Send the gwythaints to follow that boy.
_________________________________
Oh, yes, sire!
_________________________________
Oh, yes!
_________________________________
By all means, sire!
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING EXCITEDLY)
_________________________________
(CACKLING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
What is that?
_________________________________
Wow, it's huge!
_________________________________
It's a giant whale!
_________________________________
It's Monstro!
_________________________________
He's a whale of a whale,
and vicious besides!
_________________________________
Whoa! Sora, get us out of here!
_________________________________
Too late! He's going to swallow us!
_________________________________
_________________________________
It's true! I saw it with my own eyes!
_________________________________
You sure you didn't
just hear it this time?
_________________________________
What difference does it make?
_________________________________
There's a huge monster in there,
I tell you!
_________________________________
All right. Suppose there
really is a monster...
_________________________________
Think we can beat it by ourselves, Sora?
_________________________________
No problem. Let's do it!
_________________________________
Listen! There!
Can you hear it growling?
_________________________________
Shh, quiet.
_________________________________
We've gotta be careful.
_________________________________
See that? It was just the
wind making that noise.
_________________________________
Aw, man. I wish it was a monster!
_________________________________
Hold on! What's that over there?
_________________________________
A window, or maybe a door?
It won't open.
_________________________________
Geez, is that really all that's in here?
_________________________________
What do you expect
in a boring place like this?
_________________________________
Hey, Sora.
_________________________________
Hm?
_________________________________
When we grow up,
let's get off this island.
_________________________________
We'll go on real adventures,
not this kid stuff!
_________________________________
Sure. But isn't there
anything fun to do now?
_________________________________
Hey, you know the new girl
at the mayor's house?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
_________________________________
Mmm.
_________________________________
Aha! (LAUGHING)
_________________________________
-What is it?
-Oh, nothing.
_________________________________
-Just the best idea ever.
-What?
_________________________________
All the good Core Memories
_________________________________
were made in Minnesota.
_________________________________
Ergo, we go back to Minnesota
and make more.
_________________________________
-Ta-da!
-FEAR: Wait, wait, wait.
_________________________________
You're saying we run away?
_________________________________
Well, I wouldn't call it that.
_________________________________
I'd call it the Happy Core
Memory Development program.
_________________________________
You can't be serious.
_________________________________
Hey! Our life was perfect
_________________________________
until Mom and Dad decided to move to
_________________________________
 San Fran Stinktown.
_________________________________
(STAMMERING) I mean,
it's just so drastic!
_________________________________
Need I remind you
of how great things were there?
_________________________________
Our room? Our back yard?
_________________________________
Our friends?
_________________________________
 MAN: ♪ TripleDent gum
WOMAN: ♪ Will make you smile ♪
_________________________________
-Did I ask for the gum commercial?
-(SONG STOPS PLAYING)
_________________________________
Anyway, it was better, that's my point.
_________________________________
Yeah, Riley was happier in Minnesota.
_________________________________
Wait. Hold on. Shouldn't we
just sleep on this or something?
_________________________________
Fine. (CHUCKLES) Let's sleep on it.
_________________________________
Because, hey,
I'm sure jolly fun-filled times
_________________________________
are just around the corner.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Knock it off!
_________________________________
Hey, Sora. Are you okay?
_________________________________
What are you guys doing?
_________________________________
Where are we, anyway?
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
Uh, ya know, I think that big ol'
whale Monstro just swallowed us.
_________________________________
And for today's weather,
expect showers.
_________________________________
Heavy showers!
_________________________________
Hey!
_________________________________
Who's there?
_________________________________
It's me.
_________________________________
Oh, it's just Pinocchio.
_________________________________
Pinocchio?
_________________________________
Pinocchio?
_________________________________
Pinoke, where are you going? Pinoke!
_________________________________
Come on, everybody! After him! Quick!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Monstro
_________________________________
_________________________________
Pinocchio?
_________________________________
Pinocchio!
_________________________________
It's me, your old friend, Jiminy.
Remember?
_________________________________
Jiminy! Gee, I'm glad to see you!
_________________________________
Pinocchio, what's happened?
_________________________________
What did he do to you?
_________________________________
Oh, he was mad.
_________________________________
He said he was gonna
push my face in everybody's eye.
_________________________________
-Yeah?
-And just 'cause I'm a goldbrick,
_________________________________
he's gonna chop me into firewood!
_________________________________
Oh, is that so?
Now, don't you worry, son.
_________________________________
I'll have you out of here
in no time at all.
_________________________________
Why, this is just as easy
_________________________________
as rolling off of a... (GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(CLANKING)
_________________________________
Kind of rusty.
_________________________________
(CLANKING)
_________________________________
Needs a little oil.
_________________________________
ECHO: Needs a little oil,
needs a little oil.
_________________________________
That's what I said.
_________________________________
(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________
Woo-hoo-hoo!
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Must be one of the old models.
_________________________________
You mean, you can't open it?
_________________________________
Yeah.
_________________________________
Looks pretty hopeless.
_________________________________
It'll take a miracle
to get us out of here.
_________________________________
Gee.
_________________________________
Pinocchio?
_________________________________
(THUNDER CRACKING)
_________________________________
Pinocchio!
_________________________________
STROMBOLI: Giddy up!
_________________________________
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)
_________________________________
-Pinocch...
-(THUNDER CLAPPING)
_________________________________
A fine conscience I turned out to be.
_________________________________
I should've listened to you, Jiminy.
_________________________________
No, it was my fault.
_________________________________
I shouldn't have walked out on you.
_________________________________
Guess I'll never see my father again.
_________________________________
(SNIFFLES)
_________________________________
Oh, buck up, son. It could be worse.
_________________________________
Be cheerful. Like me!
_________________________________
(SOBBING)
_________________________________
Aw.
_________________________________
Take it easy, son.
_________________________________
Come on, blow.
_________________________________
Attaboy.
_________________________________
Oh, well,
_________________________________
it stopped raining anyway.
_________________________________
Hey, that star again!
_________________________________
The lady!
_________________________________
Ooh, the fairy!
_________________________________
What'll she say?
_________________________________
What'll I tell her?
_________________________________
You might tell her the truth.
_________________________________
Why, Pinocchio!
_________________________________
Uh...
_________________________________
Hello!
_________________________________
-FAIRY: Sir Jiminy!
-Well!
_________________________________
This is a pleasant surprise!
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Pinocchio, why didn't you go to school?
_________________________________
School? Well, I...
_________________________________
Go ahead, tell her.
_________________________________
I was going to school
till I met somebody.
_________________________________
-FAIRY: Met somebody?
-Yeah, two big monsters!
_________________________________
With big green eyes.
_________________________________
Why, I...
_________________________________
Monsters? Weren't you afraid?
_________________________________
No, ma'am.
But they tied me in a big sack.
_________________________________
FAIRY: You don't say!
_________________________________
And where was Sir Jiminy?
_________________________________
Oh, Jiminy?
_________________________________
Psst. Leave me out of this.
_________________________________
They put him in a little sack.
_________________________________
-FAIRY: No!
-Yeah!
_________________________________
-FAIRY: How did you escape?
-I didn't.
_________________________________
They chopped me into firewood!
_________________________________
Oh, look, my nose!
_________________________________
What's happened?
_________________________________
Perhaps you haven't been
telling the truth, Pinocchio.
_________________________________
-Perhaps?
-Oh, but I have! Every single word!
_________________________________
(BIRDS WHISTLE)
_________________________________
Oh, please help me. I'm awful sorry.
_________________________________
You see, Pinocchio,
a lie keeps growing and growing
_________________________________
until it's as plain
as the nose on your face.
_________________________________
She's right, Pinoke,
you better come clean.
_________________________________
I'll never lie again, honest, I won't.
_________________________________
Please, Your Honor,
uh, I mean, Miss Fairy.
_________________________________
Give him another chance for my sake.
_________________________________
Will you? Huh?
_________________________________
I'll forgive you this once.
_________________________________
But remember, a boy who won't be good
_________________________________
might just as well be made of wood.
_________________________________
-We'll be good, won't we?
-We'll be good, won't we?
_________________________________
Very well, but this is
the last time I can help you.
_________________________________
Gee, look, Jiminy! My nose!
_________________________________
Hey, we're free. Come on, Pinoke.
_________________________________
STROMBOLI: (SINGING)
I buy a new suit and I swing the cane
_________________________________
I eat the fish
and I drink champagne
_________________________________
I got no strings on me
_________________________________
Toodle-oo, Stromboli.
_________________________________
-Goodbye, Mr. Stromboli.
-Shh! Quiet!
_________________________________
Let's get out of here
before something else happens.
_________________________________
_________________________________
GEPPETTO: What have you
got there, Pinocchio?
_________________________________
PINOCCHIO: With this,
we can get out of here, Father.
_________________________________
Really? With this big block?
You think so?
_________________________________
SORA: It's true.
_________________________________
So, how did you end up here, Pinocchio?
_________________________________
Oh, my. So the whale swallowed
all of you, too? My goodness.
_________________________________
Yeah, looks like it.
_________________________________
My name is Geppetto.
I'm Pinocchio's father.
_________________________________
When we got separated, I traveled
all over, looking for him.
_________________________________
Thank goodness we're together again.
_________________________________
So, you seem to know
Pinocchio quite well.
_________________________________
I hope he was a good boy
in my absence.
_________________________________
Well, we've all had quite a journey.
_________________________________
Right, Pinocchio? Pinocchio?
_________________________________
_________________________________
HONEST JOHN: Hi-diddle-dee-dee
An actor's life for me
_________________________________
A high silk hat and a silver cane
_________________________________
A watch of gold with a diamond chain
_________________________________
Hi-diddle-dee-day
An actor's life is gay
_________________________________
It's great to be a celebrity
_________________________________
An actor's life for me
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
And the dummy fell for it.
_________________________________
Hook, line and sinker!
_________________________________
(HONEST JOHN
CONTINUES LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(HICCUPS)
_________________________________
HONEST JOHN: And he still thinks
were his friends!
_________________________________
And did Stromboli pay!
_________________________________
Plenty!
_________________________________
That shows you how low
Honest John will stoop.
_________________________________
Eh, Giddy?
_________________________________
(HICCUPS)
_________________________________
Now, Coachman...
_________________________________
What's your proposition?
_________________________________
Well,
_________________________________
how would you blokes like to make
some real money?
_________________________________
Well... And who do we have to...
_________________________________
No, no!
_________________________________
Nothing like that.
_________________________________
You see...
_________________________________
I'm collecting stupid little boys.
_________________________________
Stupid little boys?
_________________________________
You know, the disobedient ones
what play hooky from school.
_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________
And you see...
_________________________________
(WHISPERING)
_________________________________
Yes.
_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________
...and I takes them to Pleasure Island!
_________________________________
Ah, Pleasure Island.
_________________________________
Pleasure Island?
But the law, suppose they...
_________________________________
No, no. There is no risk!
_________________________________
They never come back
_________________________________
as boys!
_________________________________
(COACHMAN CACKLING)
_________________________________
Now, I've got a coach load
leaving at midnight.
_________________________________
We'll meet at the crossroads,
and no double-crossing!
_________________________________
-No, sir.
-Scout around.
_________________________________
And any good prospects you find,
bring them to me.
_________________________________
-Yes, chief.
-I'll pay you well.
_________________________________
I got plenty of gold.
_________________________________
HONEST JOHN: Yes, yes.
_________________________________
_________________________________
What are you doing?
Come on, let's go back.
_________________________________
You know, Geppetto's
awfully worried about you.
_________________________________
Pinocchio, stop fooling around!
This is no time for games!
_________________________________
RIKU: But, Sora,
I thought you liked games.
_________________________________
Or are you too cool to play them
now that you have the Keyblade?
_________________________________
Riku! What are you doing here?
_________________________________
Just playing with Pinocchio.
_________________________________
You know what I mean!
What about Kairi? Did you find her?
_________________________________
Maybe. Catch us and maybe
I'll tell you what I know.
_________________________________
Come on!
_________________________________
_________________________________
No, sir, nothing can stop me now.
I'll make good this time.
_________________________________
-You'd better!
-I will. I'm going to school.
_________________________________
That's the stuff, Pinoke.
_________________________________
I'd rather be smart than be an actor.
_________________________________
Now you're talking!
_________________________________
Come on, slowpoke.
I'll race you home.
_________________________________
HONEST JOHN: Well, well, Pinocchio,
what's your rush?
_________________________________
I gotta beat Jiminy home.
Oh, hello.
_________________________________
-Well, how is the great actor?
-I don't want to be an actor.
_________________________________
-Stromboli was terrible!
-He was?
_________________________________
Yeah, he locked me in a bird cage.
_________________________________
-He did?
-Uh-huh. But I learned my lesson.
_________________________________
I'm going...
_________________________________
Oh, you poor, poor boy.
You must be a nervous wreck.
_________________________________
That's it! You are a nervous wreck.
_________________________________
(CLEARS THROAT) We must diagnose
this case at once.
_________________________________
(CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________
Quick, Doctor, your notebook.
_________________________________
Bless my soul.
_________________________________
Mmm. Mmm-hmm.
_________________________________
My, my. Just as I thought.
_________________________________
A slight touch
of monetary complications
_________________________________
with bucolic semi-lunar
contraptions of the flying trapezes.
_________________________________
Mm-hmm!
_________________________________
Say hippopotamus.
_________________________________
-Hi-ho-hotamus.
-I knew it!
_________________________________
Compound transmission
of the pandemonium
_________________________________
with percussion and spasmodic
frantic disintegration!
_________________________________
-Close your eyes. What do you see?
-Nothing.
_________________________________
-Open them. Now what do you see?
-Spots!
_________________________________
Ha-ha!
_________________________________
Now that heart.
_________________________________
-(WOOD BEATING)
-Ooh!
_________________________________
My goodness!
_________________________________
A palpitating syncopation
of the killer diller
_________________________________
with the wicky wacky stomping
of the floy joy!
_________________________________
Quick, doctor, that report.
_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________
This makes it perfectly clear.
_________________________________
My boy,
_________________________________
you are allergic.
_________________________________
-Allergic?
-Yes! And there is only one cure.
_________________________________
-A vacation on Pleasure Island.
-PINOCCHIO: Pleasure Island?
_________________________________
Yes! That happy land of carefree boys
_________________________________
where every day is a holiday!
_________________________________
-But I can't go. I...
-Why, of course you can go.
_________________________________
I'm giving you my ticket.
_________________________________
-Here.
-Thanks! But I'm...
_________________________________
Oh, tut-tut-tut.
_________________________________
I insist. Your health comes first.
_________________________________
Come, the coach departs at midnight!
_________________________________
(SINGING) Hi-diddle-dee-dee
It's Pleasure Isle for me
_________________________________
Where every day is a holiday
_________________________________
And kids have nothing to do but play
_________________________________
Pinoke?
_________________________________
Oh, Pinoke?
_________________________________
Now where do you suppose he... Huh?
_________________________________
Pinocchio! Hey! Come back.
_________________________________
Giddy up.
_________________________________
(COUGHING)
_________________________________
Well,
_________________________________
(COUGHING)
_________________________________
here we go again.
_________________________________
My name's Lampwick. What's yours?
_________________________________
Pinocchio.
_________________________________
-Ever been to Pleasure Island?
-Uh-uh.
_________________________________
But Mr. Honest John gave me...
_________________________________
Me neither, but they say
it's a swell joint.
_________________________________
No school, no cops.
_________________________________
You can tear the joint apart
and nobody says a word.
_________________________________
Honest John gave me...
_________________________________
Loaf around,
plenty to eat, plenty to drink.
_________________________________
-And it's all free!
-Honest John...
_________________________________
Boy, that's the place.
I can hardly wait!
_________________________________
(CHILDREN SHOUTING)
_________________________________
(BOAT HOOTING)
_________________________________
(BOAT HOOTING)
_________________________________
(CHEERING)
_________________________________
(CARNIVAL MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
BARKER: Right here, boys! Right here.
_________________________________
Get your cake, pie,
dill pickles, and ice cream.
_________________________________
Eat all you can. Be a glutton.
_________________________________
Stuff yourselves. It's all free, boys.
_________________________________
It's all free. Hurry, hurry, hurry.
_________________________________
The rough house, the rough house.
_________________________________
It's the roughest,
toughest joint you ever seen.
_________________________________
-Come in and pick a fight, boys.
-Oh, boy, a scrap!
_________________________________
Come on, let's go in
and poke somebody in the nose.
_________________________________
-Why?
-Ah, just for the fun of it.
_________________________________
Okay, Lampy.
_________________________________
BARKER: Tobacco Row! Tobacco Row!
_________________________________
Get your cigars, cigarettes,
and chewing tobacco.
_________________________________
Come in and smoke your heads off.
There's nobody here to stop you.
_________________________________
Pinocchio? (COUGHS)
_________________________________
Pinocchio! There's something
phoney about all this.
_________________________________
I gotta get him out of here.
_________________________________
BARKER: Hurry, hurry, hurry.
See the model home.
_________________________________
It's open for destruction
and it's all yours, boys!
_________________________________
She's all yours.
_________________________________
What'd I tell you?
Ain't this a swell joint?
_________________________________
Yeah! Being bad's
a lot of fun, ain't it?
_________________________________
Yeah, uh-huh. Get a load
of that stained-glass window.
_________________________________
All right, now. Hop to it, you blokes.
_________________________________
-(WHIP CRACKS)
-Come on! Come on!
_________________________________
Shut the doors and lock them tight.
_________________________________
Now get below and get them crates
ready. (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Give a bad boy enough rope and he'll
soon make a jackass of himself.
_________________________________
(CACKLES)
_________________________________
_________________________________
MALEFICENT: Why do you
still care about that boy?
_________________________________
He has all but deserted you
_________________________________
for the Keyblade and
his new companions, after all.
_________________________________
I don't care about him.
I was just messing with him a little.
_________________________________
Oh, really? Of course you were.
_________________________________
Beware the darkness in your heart.
The Heartless prey upon it.
_________________________________
Mind your own business.
_________________________________
_________________________________
JIMINY: Pinocchio!
_________________________________
Pinocchio?
_________________________________
(JIMINY WHISTLES)
_________________________________
Where is everybody?
_________________________________
The place is like a graveyard.
_________________________________
I don't like the looks of this.
_________________________________
Pinocchio!
_________________________________
Hey, where are you?
_________________________________
(BALLS RATTLING)
_________________________________
(WHISTLING)
_________________________________
Where do you suppose
all the kids went to, Lampwick?
_________________________________
They're around here somewheres.
_________________________________
What do you care?
_________________________________
-You're having a good time, ain't you?
-Uh-huh. I sure am.
_________________________________
Oh, boy! This is the life, huh, Pinoky?
_________________________________
Yeah!
_________________________________
It sure is!
_________________________________
Ah, you smoke like me grandmother!
_________________________________
Come on, take a big drag like this.
_________________________________
(INHALING)
_________________________________
Okay, Lampy.
_________________________________
(INHALING)
_________________________________
(HICCUPS)
_________________________________
(GULPS)
_________________________________
LAMPWICK: Heh, some fun, huh, kid?
_________________________________
Okay, Slats, your shot.
_________________________________
(EYEBALLS RATTLE)
_________________________________
LAMPWICK: What's the matter, Slats?
Losing your grip?
_________________________________
JIMINY: Pinocchio!
_________________________________
So this is where I find you!
_________________________________
How do you ever expect
to be a real boy?
_________________________________
Look at yourself, smoking, playing pool.
_________________________________
Ow! You're coming right home
with me this minute!
_________________________________
Hey, who's the beetle?
_________________________________
Let go! Put me down!
_________________________________
(MUFFLED) Let me get out of here!
_________________________________
Let me out.
_________________________________
He's my conscience.
He tells me what's right and wrong.
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
You mean to tell me
you take orders from a grasshopper?
_________________________________
Grasshopper? Look here,
you impudent young pup!
_________________________________
It wouldn't hurt you
to take orders from your grasshopper...
_________________________________
Your conscience, if you have one.
_________________________________
Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.
_________________________________
Screwball in the corner pocket.
_________________________________
(JIMINY GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(YELLING)
_________________________________
(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Why, why... You young hoodlum!
_________________________________
I'll knock your block off!
_________________________________
(HUFFING)
_________________________________
(LAMPWICK LAUGHING)
_________________________________
I'll take you apart
and put you back together!
_________________________________
Oh, don't hurt him, Jiminy.
He's my best friend.
_________________________________
Why, I'll... Your best friend?
_________________________________
And what am I? Just your conscience!
_________________________________
Okay, that settles it!
_________________________________
But, Jiminy...
_________________________________
You buttered your bread.
Now sleep in it!
_________________________________
(YELLS)
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Ha-ha-ha!
_________________________________
Go on, laugh.
Make a jackass out of yourself.
_________________________________
I'm through!
_________________________________
-This is the end.
-PINOCCHIO: But, Jiminy...
_________________________________
-Lampwick says a guy only lives once.
-Lampwick... Huh!
_________________________________
Come on, come on. Let him go.
_________________________________
_________________________________
SORA: Riku!
_________________________________
What's the matter with you?
What are you thinking?
_________________________________
Don't you realize what you're doing?
_________________________________
I was about to ask you
the same thing, Sora.
_________________________________
You only seem interested
in running around
_________________________________
and showing off
that Keyblade these days.
_________________________________
Do you even want to save Kairi?
_________________________________
I do.
_________________________________
PINOCCHIO: Get me outta here!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Lampwick... Huh! Lampwick!
_________________________________
It burns me up.
After all I tried to do for him.
_________________________________
Who's his conscience, anyway?
Me or that hoodlum, Lampwick?
_________________________________
I've had enough of this.
I'm taking the next boat out of here.
_________________________________
Open up that door. Open up!
I wanna go home.
_________________________________
(DONKEYS BRAYING)
_________________________________
COACHMAN: Come on, you blokes,
keep them moving!
_________________________________
Lively there, now.
We haven't got all night.
_________________________________
(BRAYING CONTINUES)
_________________________________
Where'd all the donkeys come from?
_________________________________
Come on, come on. Let's have another.
_________________________________
And what's your name?
_________________________________
(BRAYS)
_________________________________
Okay, you'll do. In you go.
_________________________________
You boys'll bring a nice price.
_________________________________
(COACHMAN LAUGHS)
_________________________________
All right, next!
_________________________________
And what might your name be?
_________________________________
Alexander.
_________________________________
Hmm.
_________________________________
So you can talk.
_________________________________
Yes, sir. I wanna go home to my mama!
_________________________________
Take him back! He can still talk!
_________________________________
Please, please!
I don't wanna be a donkey.
_________________________________
-Let me out of here.
-Quiet!
_________________________________
You boys have had your fun.
Now pay for it!
_________________________________
Boys? So that's what... Pinocchio!
_________________________________
_________________________________
You up for this?
_________________________________
No problem. Let's do it!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Huh! To hear that beetle talk,
_________________________________
you'd think something
was gonna happen to us.
_________________________________
Conscience. Aw, phooey!
_________________________________
Where's he get that stuff?
_________________________________
"How do you ever expect
to be a real boy?"
_________________________________
What's he think I look like?
_________________________________
-A jackass?
-You sure do!
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
(BRAYS)
_________________________________
Hey, you laugh like a donkey.
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
(BRAYS)
_________________________________
Did that come out of me?
_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________
Huh?
_________________________________
What the... What's going on?
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
I've been double-crossed!
_________________________________
Help! Help! Somebody, help!
_________________________________
I've been framed! Help!
_________________________________
Please, you gotta help me. Be a pal.
_________________________________
Call that beetle. Call anybody.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
LAMPWICK: Mama?
_________________________________
Mama!
_________________________________
(BRAYING)
_________________________________
(LAMPWICK BRAYING)
_________________________________
Oh! What's happened?
_________________________________
I hope I'm not too late.
_________________________________
What'll I do?
_________________________________
Pinocchio!
_________________________________
Jiminy! Jiminy, help!
_________________________________
Wait, Pinoke, the kids, the boys,
they're all donkeys!
_________________________________
Oh! You too.
_________________________________
Come on, quick!
Before you get any worse.
_________________________________
This way, Pinoke. It's the only way out.
_________________________________
Hurry up before they see us.
_________________________________
You gotta jump.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Hmph.
_________________________________
Pinocchio! Pinocchio!
_________________________________
Please! Give me back my son!
_________________________________
Sorry, old man.
_________________________________
I have some unfinished business
with this puppet.
_________________________________
He's no puppet!
Pinocchio is my little boy!
_________________________________
He is unusual.
Not many puppets have hearts.
_________________________________
I'm not sure, but maybe
he can help someone who's lost theirs.
_________________________________
Wait a minute.
Are you talking about Kairi?
_________________________________
What do you care about her?
_________________________________
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
Jiminy? Jiminy?
_________________________________
You all right?
_________________________________
Sure. (COUGHS)
_________________________________
I thought we'd never make it.
_________________________________
(COUGHS)
_________________________________
Certainly feels good
to be back on dry land.
_________________________________
Come on, let's get home.
_________________________________
-Father, Father, I'm home!
-We're home, Mr. Geppetto.
_________________________________
-It's me, Pinocchio. I'm home to stay.
-We're home again.
_________________________________
-(BELL RINGING)
-Here he is, Mr. Geppetto. Home at last.
_________________________________
Hey, maybe he's asleep.
_________________________________
PINOCCHIO: Father? Father, it's me.
_________________________________
Pinoke, come here.
_________________________________
Look. He ain't here.
_________________________________
PINOCCHIO: He... He's gone.
_________________________________
JIMINY: Yeah, and Figaro.
_________________________________
PINOCCHIO: And Cleo too.
_________________________________
Maybe something awful
happened to him.
_________________________________
Don't worry, son,
he probably hasn't gone far.
_________________________________
Hey! It's a message.
_________________________________
-What's it say?
-It's about your father.
_________________________________
-Where is he?
-Why, uh, it says here
_________________________________
he went looking for you
and was swallowed by a whale.
_________________________________
-Swallowed by a whale?
-Yeah, uh-huh.
_________________________________
A whale? A whale named Monstro.
_________________________________
-But wait, he's alive.
-Alive? Where?
_________________________________
Why, inside the whale
at the bottom of the sea.
_________________________________
Bottom of the sea?
_________________________________
Uh-huh.
_________________________________
-Hey, where you going?
-I'm going to find him.
_________________________________
Pinoke, are you crazy?
_________________________________
-Don't you realize he's in a whale?
-I've gotta go to him.
_________________________________
Hey, Pinoke, wait! Listen here, son...
_________________________________
But this Monstro, I've heard of him.
_________________________________
He's a whale of a whale.
Why, he swallows whole ships alive.
_________________________________
Tie it good and tight, now.
And besides, it's dangerous.
_________________________________
-Bye, Jiminy.
-Why, I... Goodbye?
_________________________________
I may be live bait down there,
but I'm with you.
_________________________________
Come on, let's go.
_________________________________
JIMINY: Look out below!
_________________________________
(GURGLING) Gangway, down there.
_________________________________
Gee! What a big place.
_________________________________
Come on, Jiminy.
_________________________________
All right.
As soon as I take on some ballast.
_________________________________
One side, sister.
_________________________________
Well, so long.
_________________________________
Hmm. Put it in the wrong end.
_________________________________
Hmm! No more privacy than a goldfish.
_________________________________
(SHUDDERS)
_________________________________
Chilly.
_________________________________
Father?
_________________________________
Father?
_________________________________
Hey, Pinoke, wait for me!
_________________________________
Father?
_________________________________
Father! Huh!
_________________________________
He ain't my father.
_________________________________
Uh, Mr. Geppetto!
_________________________________
Hey! What the...
_________________________________
Hey, let go.
Run along, you little... Squirt.
_________________________________
What's the matter? Can't a fellow...
I was only...
_________________________________
We were only looking for Monstro.
_________________________________
That got them.
_________________________________
Father?
_________________________________
Father?
_________________________________
Oh, hello.
_________________________________
(GIGGLING)
_________________________________
Oh.
_________________________________
Can you tell me where we can find
Monstro the whale?
_________________________________
Gee! They're scared.
_________________________________
Uh, pardon me, pearl,
_________________________________
(CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________
are you acquainted
with Monstro the whale?
_________________________________
(SPUTTERING)
_________________________________
Whoa, hold it there.
_________________________________
Hmm!
_________________________________
Father?
_________________________________
One side there, son.
_________________________________
Come on, boys, break it up.
Break it up, now.
_________________________________
(SEAHORSE WHINNYING)
_________________________________
JIMINY: Hey! What the...
_________________________________
Quit shoving, now. Don't crowd.
_________________________________
Take it easy. Take it easy there.
_________________________________
(GIGGLES)
_________________________________
-Whoa, there, whoa.
-(WHINNIES)
_________________________________
Steady there, Nellie.
Go ahead, Pinoke, ask them.
_________________________________
Could any of you tell me
where to find Monstro?
_________________________________
Whoa! Whoa, boy.
_________________________________
Sakes alive.
_________________________________
Father?
_________________________________
Father?
_________________________________
JIMINY: Mr. Geppetto?
_________________________________
Not a bite for days.
_________________________________
We can't hold out much longer.
_________________________________
(SNEEZES)
_________________________________
(SNEEZES)
_________________________________
I never thought
_________________________________
it would end this way, Figaro.
_________________________________
Starving to death
_________________________________
in the belly of a whale.
_________________________________
My poor little Pinocchio.
_________________________________
He was such a good boy.
_________________________________
It's hopeless, Figaro.
_________________________________
(REELING)
_________________________________
There isn't a fish left.
_________________________________
If the monster doesn't wake up soon,
_________________________________
I'm afraid we... We are done for.
_________________________________
Here they come!
_________________________________
Tuna! Oh, tuna fish!
_________________________________
Food! We'll eat!
_________________________________
Here's a big one.
_________________________________
Keep them in there, Figaro.
_________________________________
Wait! Wait a minute! Have you seen...
_________________________________
Monstro!
_________________________________
Ohh! We gotta get out of here.
_________________________________
Woo-hoo-hoo!
Come on, Pinoke. Don't wait for me!
_________________________________
Never saw so many!
_________________________________
Whoop! (LAUGHS)
_________________________________
Here's another one.
_________________________________
Enough for weeks!
_________________________________
Here's a big one.
_________________________________
Keep them in there, Figaro!
_________________________________
Hey, blubber mouth, open up.
I gotta get in there.
_________________________________
Looks like the last of them.
_________________________________
Here's a big one. Only a few left.
_________________________________
We gotta work fast.
_________________________________
-Hey!
-GEPPETTO: Here's another one.
_________________________________
Hey, Father!
_________________________________
-Father!
-Don't bother me now, Pinocchio.
_________________________________
Pinocchio?
_________________________________
Father!
_________________________________
Pinocchio, my son!
_________________________________
Hey, Father, here I am.
_________________________________
Huh?
_________________________________
Oh, oh, yes. Pinocchio, my boy!
I'm so happy to see you.
_________________________________
Me too, Father.
_________________________________
-(FIGARO PURRS)
-Figaro! Ah, Figaro.
_________________________________
Cleo! Oh, Cleo!
_________________________________
-You're here too.
-Yes!
_________________________________
We're all together again.
_________________________________
(SNEEZES)
_________________________________
-Oh, you are soaking wet.
-Yes, Father.
_________________________________
-You mustn't catch cold.
-But I came to save you.
_________________________________
You know, you shouldn't have
come down here.
_________________________________
-But, Father...
-But I'm awfully glad to see you.
_________________________________
Let me take your hat.
_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________
Pinocchio!
_________________________________
What's the matter?
_________________________________
Those ears!
_________________________________
Huh? Ears? Oh, these!
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Oh, that's nothing. I got a tail too!
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
(BRAYS)
_________________________________
GEPPETTO: Pinocchio!
_________________________________
What's happened to you?
_________________________________
Well, I...
_________________________________
-I...
-Oh, never mind now.
_________________________________
Old Geppetto has his little woodenhead.
_________________________________
Nothing else matters.
_________________________________
JIMINY: I gotta get in! My pal's in there.
_________________________________
Come on, you big moose!
Open up, I tell you.
_________________________________
-Hey! Cut it out.
-(SEAGULLS SQUAWKING)
_________________________________
Hey, beat it, you buzzards!
_________________________________
_________________________________
SORA: Hey, let Pinocchio go, Riku.
_________________________________
RIKU: A puppet that's lost
its heart to the Heartless...
_________________________________
Maybe it holds the key to helping Kairi.
_________________________________
How about it, Sora?
Let's join forces to save her.
_________________________________
We can do it, together.
_________________________________
What? You'd rather fight me?
Over a puppet that has no heart?
_________________________________
Heart or no heart,
at least he still has a conscience.
_________________________________
Conscience?
_________________________________
SORA: You might not hear it,
but right now it's loud and clear.
_________________________________
And it's telling me
you're on the wrong side!
_________________________________
Then you leave me no choice.
_________________________________
Pinocchio! Pinocchio!
_________________________________
Jiminy... I'm not gonna make it.
_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________
Oh! I guess I'm okay!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Get out? Oh, no, no, son.
_________________________________
I have tried every way.
Why, I even built a raft.
_________________________________
-A raft? That's it!
-Huh?
_________________________________
We'll take the raft,
and when the whale opens his mouth...
_________________________________
No, no, no, no. Now, listen, son.
_________________________________
He only opens his mouth
when he's eating.
_________________________________
Then everything comes in,
nothing goes out.
_________________________________
-Oh.
-It's hopeless, Pinocchio.
_________________________________
Come, we make a nice fire
and we cook some of the fish.
_________________________________
A fire! That's it!
_________________________________
Yes! And then we'll all eat again.
_________________________________
-A great big fire! Lots of smoke.
-Smoke? Oh, yes, sure.
_________________________________
-Smoked fish will taste good.
-Quick, some wood.
_________________________________
Pinocchio, not the chair.
_________________________________
-Hurry, Father, more wood!
-What'll we sit on if we...
_________________________________
We won't need it. We're getting out!
_________________________________
Getting out? But how?
_________________________________
-We'll make him sneeze!
-Make him sneeze?
_________________________________
Oh! That will make him mad!
_________________________________
_________________________________
DONALD: Run!
_________________________________
Riku! Riku, where are you?
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SEAGULLS SQUAWKING)
_________________________________
(SNIFFING)
_________________________________
(MONSTRO HEAVING)
_________________________________
Well, it's about time!
_________________________________
-It won't work.
-Hurry, Father.
_________________________________
Climb aboard.
_________________________________
-We'll never get by those teeth!
-Yes, we will!
_________________________________
Hey, which way you going?
Wait for me!
_________________________________
Hang on. Here we go!
_________________________________
(MONSTRO SNEEZES)
_________________________________
Gesundheit.
_________________________________
(MONSTRO HEAVING)
_________________________________
-We're going back!
-No, we'll make it. Faster, faster.
_________________________________
GEPPETTO: It's no use. We're done for!
_________________________________
(SNEEZES)
_________________________________
We made it!
_________________________________
(ROARING)
_________________________________
Look! Now he is mad!
_________________________________
I told you he'd be furious!
_________________________________
-He's gone.
-Where'd he go?
_________________________________
Look out!
_________________________________
Hang on!
_________________________________
(ROARS)
_________________________________
He's coming back. Hurry!
_________________________________
He's trying to kill us! Paddle, son!
_________________________________
Let's go back!
_________________________________
Look out!
_________________________________
Jump!
_________________________________
Father? Father?
_________________________________
Father!
_________________________________
Pinocchio, swim for shore.
Swim for shore.
_________________________________
Hang on, Father.
_________________________________
(STRAINING) Save yourself.
_________________________________
(ROARING)
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
Pinocchio, save yourself.
_________________________________
Don't mind me, son.
_________________________________
Save yourself, Pinocchio.
_________________________________
Pinocchio?
_________________________________
Oh, Pinocchio!
_________________________________
Pinocchio... (GASPS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
So, Kairi's like a lifeless puppet now?
_________________________________
Precisely.
_________________________________
RIKU: And her heart was...
_________________________________
MALEFICENT: Taken by the
Heartless, no doubt.
_________________________________
Tell me! What can I do?
_________________________________
There are ten maidens
of the purest heart.
_________________________________
We call them the princesses of heart.
_________________________________
Gather them together, and a door
will open to the heart of all worlds.
_________________________________
Within lies untold wisdom.
_________________________________
There you will surely find
a way to recover Kairi's heart.
_________________________________
Now, I'll grant you a marvelous gift.
_________________________________
The power to control the Heartless.
_________________________________
Soon, Kairi. Soon.
_________________________________
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