Disney NeverEnding Chronology (Winter 2018) - Subtitles (en)

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January 2018 / Flashback of Summer 2017

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-Jeez.

-HELEN: Hurry, honey.

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Or you'll be late for work.

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-Have a great day, honey.

-Thanks.

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-Help customers, climb ladders...

-Bring bacon.

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All that jazz.

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(LAUGHING)

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You have an appointment?

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I'm an old friend. I just wanted to...

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-All visitors are required...

-EDNA: Go check the electric fence.

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What is it? Who are you?

What do you want?

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My God, you've gotten fat. Come in.

Come, come.

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Yes, things are going quite well.

Quite well. My God, no complaints.

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But, you know, it is not the same.

Not the same at all.

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Weren't you in the news?

Some show in Prayge... Prague?

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Milan, darling. Milan.

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EDNA: Supermodels.

Nothing super about them.

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Spoiled, stupid, little stick figures

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with poofy lips who think only

about themselves.

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Feh! I used to design for gods.

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But perhaps you come with a challenge,

eh? I was surprised to get your call.

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E, I just need a patch job.

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Hmm. This is megamesh.

Outmoded, but very sturdy.

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And you've torn right through it!

What have you been doing, Robert?

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Moonlighting hero work?

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Must have happened a long time ago.

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I see. This is a hobo suit, darling.

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You can't be seen in this.

I won't allow it!

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-Fifteen years ago, maybe, but now?

-What do you mean? You designed it.

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I never look back, darling.

It distracts from the now.

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You need a new suit.

That much is certain.

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A new suit? Where the heck

am I gonna get a new suit?

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You can't! It's impossible!

I'm far too busy.

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So ask me now,

before I again become sane.

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Wait. You want to make me a suit?

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You push too hard, darling!

But I accept.

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-EDNA: It will be bold. Dramatic!

-Yeah.

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Heroic!

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Yeah, something classic, like Dynaguy!

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Oh! He had a great look!

Oh, the cape and the boots...

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EDNA: No capes!

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-Isn't that my decision?

-Do you remember Thunderhead?

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EDNA: Tall, storm powers. Nice man.

Good with kids.

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-Listen, E...

-November 15th of '58.

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EDNA: All was well, another day saved

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when his cape snagged

on a missile fin.

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Thunderhead was not

the brightest bulb...

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Stratogale!

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EDNA: April 23rd, '57.

Cape caught in a jet turbine.

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You can't generalize

about these things.

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EDNA: Meta-Man. Express elevator.

Dynaguy, snag on takeoff.

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Splashdown, sucked into a vortex.

No capes!

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Now, go on. Your new suit will be

finished before your next assignment.

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You know I'm retired from hero work.

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As am I, Robert.

Yet, here we are.

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E, I only need a patch job.

For sentimental reasons.

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(SIGHS) Fine.

I will also fix the hobo suit.

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-You're the best of the best, E.

-Yes, I know, darling. I know.

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(PHONE RINGS)

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BOB: Don't answer it, honey, I got it!

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-Hello?

-We have a new assignment for you.

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MIRAGE: How soon can you get here?

BOB: I'll leave tomorrow morning.

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-MIRAGE: See you there.

-Goodbye.

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Who was that, honey? The, uh, office?

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Another conference.

Short notice, but, you know,

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duty calls. (NERVOUS LAUGH)

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-HELEN: Bob?

-Yeah, what's up, honey?

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-Ha... Have a great trip.

-Thanks, sweetie.

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-I'll call you when I get there.

-I love you.

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-So much.

-I love you, too.

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SHIP'S COMPUTER:

This is your automated Captain.

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Would you care for more mimosa?

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MR. INCREDIBLE:
Don't mind if I do. Thanks.
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You're welcome.

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Currently 78 degrees in Nomanisan.

Perfect weather for flying.

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Please fasten your seat belt.

We're beginning our descent.

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MIRAGE: Hello, Mr. Incredible.

Nice suit.

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Thanks.

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Nice to be back, Mirage.

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You'll be briefed on your assignment

in the conference room at 2:00.

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-D Wing, room A-113.

-2:00. Got it.

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See you there.

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(GASPS) Edna.

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-I'd like to speak to Edna, please.

-EDNA: This is Edna.

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-E? This is Helen.

-Helen who?

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Helen Parr? You know...

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Elastigirl?

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Darling! It's been such a long time

after all these years! So long!

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(STAMMERING) It's been a while.

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There's only one person

Bob would trust

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to patch his supersuit. That's you.

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Yes, yes, yes. Marvelous, isn't it?

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Much better than those

horrible pajamas he used to wear.

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They are finished.

When are you coming to see?

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-HELEN: I'm calling about...

-Don't make me beg.

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-I won't do it, you know.

-Beg?

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No, I'm calling about suit.

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(STAMMERING) Bob's suit!

I'm calling about Bob's suit.

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You come in one hour, darling.

I insist, okay? Okay. Goodbye.

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Hmm.

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(CREAKING)

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SYNDROME: It's bigger!

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It's badder!

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Ladies and gentlemen,

it's too much for Mr. Incredible!

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It's finally ready.

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You know, I went through quite a few

supers to get it worthy to fight you,

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but, man, it wasn't good enough!

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After you trashed the last one, I had

to make some major modifications.

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Sure it was difficult, but you are worth it.

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I mean, after all, I am your biggest fan.

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-Buddy?

-My name is not Buddy!

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And it's not IncrediBoy either!

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That ship has sailed.

All I wanted was to help you.

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I only wanted to help!

And what did you say to me?

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Fly home, Buddy. I work alone.

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SYNDROME: It tore me apart.

But I learned an important lesson.

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You can't count on anyone.

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Especially your heroes.

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I was wrong to treat you that way.

I'm sorry.

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See? Now you respect me,

because I'm a threat.

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That's the way it works.

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There's a lot of people,

whole countries who want respect.

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And they will pay

through the nose to get it.

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How do you think I got rich?

I invented weapons.

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Now I have a weapon only I can defeat.

And when I unleash it, I'll get...

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(LAUGHING) You sly dog!

You got me monologuing.

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I can't believe it.

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It's cool, huh? Zero-point energy.

I save the best inventions for myself.

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Am I good enough now?

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Who's super now?

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I'm Syndrome! Your nemesis and...

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Oh, brilliant!

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(COUGHING)

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All right, try this one on for size,

big boy.

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(GROANING, SPUTTERING)

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Gazerbeam.

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MR. INCREDIBLE: Kronos?

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SCANNER: Life reading negative.

Mr. Incredible terminated.

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EDNA: This project has completely

confiscated my life, darling.

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Consumed me as only hero work can.

My best work, I must admit.

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Simple, elegant, yet bold. You will die.

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-E, I just...

-I did Robert's suit,

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and it turned out so beautiful,

I had to continue.

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It's great to see you, but I have

no idea what you're talking about.

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-I just...

-Yes, words are useless.

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Gobble, gobble, gobble.

Too much of it, darling. Too much!

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That is why I show you my work.

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That is why you are here.

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Edna Mode.

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And guest.

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Come. Sit.

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-Cream and sugar?

-Thanks.

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-I started with the baby.

-Started?

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EDNA: Shh! Darling! I cut it a little

roomy for the free movement.

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The fabric is comfortable

for sensitive skin,

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EDNA: And can also withstand

a temperature of over 1000 degrees.

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Completely bulletproof.

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And machine washable, darling.

That's a new feature.

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What on earth do you think

the baby will be doing?

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Well, I'm sure I don't know, darling.

Luck favors the prepared.

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I didn't know the baby's powers,

so I covered the basics.

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-Jack-Jack doesn't have any powers.

-No?

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Well, he'll look fabulous anyway.

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Your boy's suit I designed

to withstand enormous friction

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without heating up or wearing out.

A useful feature.

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Your daughter's suit was tricky.

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I finally created a sturdy material that

will disappear completely as she does.

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Your suit can stretch as far as you can,

without injuring yourself,

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and still retain its shape.

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Virtually indestructible,

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yet it breathes like Egyptian cotton.

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As an extra feature,

each suit contains a homing device,

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giving you the precise global location

of the wearer at the touch of a button.

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Well, darling? What do you think?

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What do I think? Bob is retired!

I'm retired!

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Our family is underground.

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You helped my husband resume

secret hero work behind my back?

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Well, I assumed you knew, darling.

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Why would he keep secrets from you?

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He wouldn't. Didn't. Doesn't.

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Men at Robert's age are often unstable.

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-Prone to weakness.

-What are you saying?

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Do you know where he is?

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-Of course.

-Do you know where he is?

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(VOICES, STATIC ON RADIO)

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(ELECTRIC FIZZLING)

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(GRUNT)

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(VOICE ON RADIO)

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GUARD: Hey, hey. We got a man down!

GUARD 2: Come on, let's go.

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GUARD 2: Are you okay?

What happened?

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(OVER RADIO) Break surveillance

and engage. Continuing sweep...

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-(OVER PHONE) Insuricare.

-Oh, hello. This is Helen Parr.

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Bob Parr is my husband.

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I was wondering if you could give me

the number of the hotel he's staying at?

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-The number I have is no good.

-Mr. Parr no longer works here.

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What do you mean? He's on

a business trip. A company retreat.

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My records say he was terminated

almost two months ago.

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(GASPS)

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So, you don't know where he is.

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Would you like to find out?

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(RELIEVED SIGH)

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(BEEPING)

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(SOBBING) I am such an idiot.

I let this happen, you know.

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The new sports car, the getting

in shape, the blond hair, the lies.

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Yes, he attempts to relive the past.

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Now I'm losing him! What'll I do?

What'll I do?

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What are you talking about?

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You are Elastigirl! My God!

Pull yourself together.

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What will you do? Is this a question?

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Show him you remember

that he is Mr. Incredible,

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and you will remind him who you are!

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Well, you know where he is. Go!

Confront the problem! Fight! Win!

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And call me when you get back, darling.

I enjoy our visits.

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There's lots of leftovers

that you can reheat.

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Make sure Dash does his homework.

And both of you, get to bed on time.

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I should be back tonight. Late.

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You can be in charge that long,

can't you?

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Yeah. But why am I in charge again?

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Nothing. Just a little trouble with Daddy.

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You mean Dad's in trouble,

or Dad is the trouble?

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I mean either he's in trouble,

or he's going to be.

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What's that?

Where'd you get that, Mom?

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You made a cool outfit?

Hey, are those for us?

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We all get cool outfits?

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Dash!

You come back here this moment!

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(PHONE RINGS)

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Hey, Snug. Thanks for getting back.

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I know this is short notice,

but I was hoping that I could...

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-What are these?

-Look, I'm The Dash!

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-The Dash likes.

-HELEN: Just a second.

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-Take that off before somebody sees.

-You're packing one just like it.

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-Are you hiding something?

-Please. I'm on the phone...

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-Dash!

-This is yours. It's specially made.

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-What's going on?

-You're not coming! I gotta pack!

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What makes you think it's special?

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I don't know. Why'd Mom try to hide it?

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Snug, I'm calling in a solid you owe me.

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-(OVER PHONE) What do you need?

-A jet. What do you got that's fast?

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Let me think.

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Island approach.

India Golf niner-niner checking in.

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VFR on top. Over.

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(RADIO STATIC)

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Island tower,

this is India Golf niner-niner

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requesting vectors to the initial.

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(RADIO STATIC)

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Easy, Helen. Easy. Easy, girl.

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You're overreacting. Everything's fine.

They're just all getting coffee.

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At the same time. Yeah.

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You, sir, truly are "Mr. Incredible."

I was right to idolize you.

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I always knew you were tough,

but tricking the probe

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by hiding under the bones

of another super? Oh, man!

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I'm still geeking out about it!

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(SIGHS)

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And then you had

to just go and ruin the ride.

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I mean, Mr. Incredible calling for help?

(MOCKING) "Help me, help me."

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Lame, lame, lame.

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All right, who did you contact?

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Contact? What are you talking about?

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(GROANING)

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I am referring to last night

at 23:07 hours

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while you were snooping around.

You sent out a homing signal.

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I didn't know about the homing device.

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And now a government plane

is requesting permission to land here.

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Who did you contact?

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I didn't send for a plane.

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Play the transmission.

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-ELASTIGIRL: India Golf checking in.

-Helen!

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So you do know these people.

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Well, then,

I'll send them a little greeting.

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-VIOLET: Ow!

-Violet!

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It's not my fault.

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Dash ran away,

I knew I'd get blamed for it.

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That's not true!

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You said, "Something's up with Mom.

We have to find out what."

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-...and it's not my fault!

-Hundred percent all-yours idea!

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Wait a minute.

You left Jack-Jack alone?

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-Of course we got a sitter.

-We got someone, Mom.

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-We wouldn't do that.

-Thanks a lot!

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All right, well, who'd you get?

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You don't have to worry

about one thing.

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I've got baby-sitting wired.

I've taken courses, learned CPR,

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-excellent marks and certificates.

-Kari.

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I brought Mozart to play while he sleeps

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because leading experts say

Mozart makes babies smarter.

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-Kari...

-The beauty is

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they don't have to listen

'cause they're asleep!

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I wish my parents played Mozart

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because half the time I don't know

what anyone's talking about.

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Kari, I really don't feel

comfortable with this.

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I'll pay you for your trouble,

but I'd rather call a service.

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There's really no need, Mrs. Parr.

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I can totally handle anything

this baby can dish out.

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(COOING) Can't I, little baby?

I can handle it.

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-KARI: Who can handle it?

-(BEEPING)

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India Golf niner-niner transmitting

in the blind guard.

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Disengage. Repeat, disengage.

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Repeat, disengage.

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-Friendlies...

-No!

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Call off the missiles. I'll do anything.

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Too late. Fifteen years too late.

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Friendlies two-zero miles

south-southwest of your position.

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Angels 10. Track east. Disengage.

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Vi! Put a force field around the plane.

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You said not to use our powers.

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I know what I said.

Listen to what I'm saying now!

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Disengage. Repeat, disengage!

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Mom?

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ELASTIGIRL: Violet!

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Mayday. India Golf niner-niner

is buddy-spiked. Abort!

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There are children aboard.

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ELASTIGIRL:
There are children aboard!

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No!

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Put a field around us now!

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I've never done one that big.

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Do it now!

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Abort, abort, abort!

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(ALL SCREAMING)

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Brace yourselves!

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-KIDS: Mom!

-Everybody calm down.

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I'll tell you what we're not gonna do.

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We're not gonna panic, we're not...

Look out!

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-Oh, my God! Whose idea was this?

-What are we gonna do?

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We're dead! We're dead!

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-It blew up!

-We survived but we're dead!

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Stop it!

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We are not gonna die!

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Both of you will get a grip.

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Or so help me

I will ground you for a month!

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Understand?

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We have a confirmed hit.

Target was destroyed.

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Ah, you'll get over it.

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I seem to recall

you prefer to "work alone."

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(EVIL LAUGHTER)

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Release me. Now!

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Or what?

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I'll crush her.

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That sounds a little dark for you.

Well, go ahead.

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It'll be easy. Like breaking a toothpick.

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(LAUGHING) Show me.

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SYNDROME: I knew you couldn't do it.

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Even when you have nothing to lose.

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You're weak.

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And I've outgrown you.

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(MR. INCREDIBLE SOBBING)

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Those were short-range missiles.

Land-based.

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That way is our best bet.

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You want to go toward

the people that tried to kill us?

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-If it means land, yes.

-Do you expect us to swim there?

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I expect you to trust me.

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(INSECT AND BIRD NOISES)

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(EXHAUSTED BREATHING)

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What a trooper.

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I'm so proud of you.

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Thanks, Mom.

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I think your father is in trouble.

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If you haven't noticed,

we're not doing so hot either.

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I'm going to look for him.

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And that means you're in charge

until I get back, Violet.

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-What?

-You heard her.

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Put these on. Your identity

is your most valuable possession.

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Protect it.

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And if anything goes wrong,

use your powers.

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-But you said never to use...

-I know what I said!

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Remember the bad guys

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on those shows you used to watch

on Saturday mornings?

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Well, these guys

are not like those guys.

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They won't exercise restraint

because you're children.

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They will kill you if they get the chance.

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Do not give them that chance.

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-Mom?

-Vi, I'm counting on you.

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-There's...

-I'm counting on you. Be strong.

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Dash, if anything goes wrong,

I want you to run as fast as you can.

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-As fast as I can?

-As fast as you can.

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Stay hidden. Keep each other safe.

I'll be back by morning.

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VIOLET: Mom!

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Mom, what happened on the plane.

I'm sorry.

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(STAMMERING) I wanted to help.

When you asked me to... I'm sorry.

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Shh. It isn't your fault.

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It wasn't fair for me to suddenly

ask so much of you.

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But things are different now.

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And doubt is a luxury

we can't afford anymore, sweetie.

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You have more power than you realize.

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Don't think. And don't worry.

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If the time comes,

you'll know what to do.

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(LAUGHS) It's in your blood.

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-He's not weak, you know.

-What?

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Valuing life is not weakness.

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Hey. Look, if you're talking about

what happened in the containment unit,

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I had everything under control.

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And disregarding it is not strength.

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I called his bluff, sweetheart, that's all.

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I knew he wouldn't have it in him

to actually...

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Next time you gamble, bet your own life!

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Okay, okay, okay.

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(VOICES ON RADIO)

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A rocket?

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(SIGHS, GASPS)

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Hey!

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(STRUGGLING)

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Well, not that this isn't fun,

but I'm gonna go look around.

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What do you think is going on here?

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You think we're on vacation?

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Mom and Dad's lives

could be in jeopardy.

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Or worse,

(WHISPERING) their marriage.

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Their marriage?

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So, the bad guys are trying to wreck

Mom and Dad's marriage.

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Forget it. You're so immature.

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-I'm gonna go look around.

-Mom said to stay hidden.

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I'm not gonna leave the cave. Sheesh.

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(VOICES OVER RADIO)

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(ECHOING) Cool!

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(OVER RADIO) Roger.

We are ready for launch.

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-DASH: Vi, Vi!

-What did you do?

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(OVER RADIO) ETA two-niner. Over.

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TCI clear. Condition yellow.

Status norm.

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Not responding to IFF.

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IRCM reads negative.

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-Bob.

-What?

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I didn't say anything.

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(BIRD SOUNDS)

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(YELLS IN DISGUST)

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ROBOT: Identification, please.

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Hey!

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-Hey, Violet! Come here, look. It talks!

-What? What?

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There. That one.

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Voice key incorrect.

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"Voice key"?

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Voice key incorrect.

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Wait a second.

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(ALARM SOUNDS)

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-What do we do?

-Run!

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-Where are we going?

-Away from here!

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PA: Intruder alert.

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-There isn't much time.

-No, there isn't.

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-In fact, there's no time at all.

-(CHOKING)

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-Please...

-Why are you here?

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How can you possibly bring me lower?

What more can you take away from me?

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(CHOKING) Family survived the crash.

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They're here on the island!

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They're alive?

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(GASPING, COUGHING)

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-Helen?

-Hello.

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You must be Mrs...

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-She was helping me to escape.

-No.

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That's what I was doing. Let go of me!

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Let go, you lousy, lying,

unfaithful creep!

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How could I betray the perfect woman?

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Oh, you're referring to me now?

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Where are the kids?

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-They triggered the alert.

-What?

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-Security's in the jungle. Get going.

-Our kids are in danger?

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If you suspected danger,

why'd you bring them?

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They stowed away.

You're not striking the proper tone.

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GUARD: Think they're supers?

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Dash, remember what Mom said.

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-What?

-GUARD 2: Stop talking!

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GUARD 3: Hold it! Freeze!
VIOLET: Dash, run!

_________________________________

-What?

-VIOLET: Run!

_________________________________

-They're supers!

-Get the boy!

_________________________________

Show yourself!

_________________________________

(SPITTING)

_________________________________

(DASH SCREAMS)

_________________________________

Hey!

_________________________________
DASH: Ha, ha!

_________________________________

I'm alive. Yeah!

_________________________________

(DASH SHOUTING)

_________________________________
DASH: Uh-oh.

_________________________________

(WATER SLOSHING)

_________________________________

I should've told you I was fired,

I admit it.

_________________________________

But I didn't want you to worry.

_________________________________

You didn't want me to worry?

_________________________________

We're running for our lives

through some godforsaken jungle.

_________________________________

You keep trying to pick a fight,

but I'm just happy you're alive.

_________________________________

GUARD: I know you're there,

Little Miss Disappear.

_________________________________

You can't hide from me.

_________________________________

-There you are.

-DASH: Hey!

_________________________________

Don't touch my sister!

_________________________________

-How are you doing that?

-I don't know!

_________________________________

Whatever you do, don't stop!

_________________________________

(EXPLOSION)

_________________________________

Mom! Dad! Hey!

_________________________________
ELASTIGIRL: Kids.

_________________________________

-You're all right.

-You're all right.

_________________________________

-We were so worried.

-I thought I'd never see you again.

_________________________________

BOTH: I love you.

_________________________________
DASH: Wow.
VIOLET: Whoa.

_________________________________

Time out!

_________________________________

What have we here?

Matching uniforms?

_________________________________

Oh, no! Elastigirl?

_________________________________

(LAUGHS)

_________________________________

You married Elastigirl? Whoa!

_________________________________

And got busy!

_________________________________

It's a whole family of supers.

Looks like I've hit the jackpot!

_________________________________

Oh, this is just too good!

_________________________________

-(ON TV) The ship's unique design...

-(ON TV) There were no fatalities...

_________________________________

Huh? Huh? Oh, come on!

You gotta admit, this is cool.

_________________________________
SYNDROME: Just like a movie!

The robot will emerge dramatically,

_________________________________

do some damage.

Throngs of screaming people!

_________________________________

And just when all hope is lost,

Syndrome will save the day!

_________________________________

I'll be a bigger hero than you ever were!

_________________________________

You mean you killed off real heroes

so that you could pretend to be one?

_________________________________

Oh, I'm real.

Real enough to defeat you!

_________________________________

And I did it without your precious

gifts, your oh-so-special powers.

_________________________________

I'll give them heroics.

_________________________________

I'll give them the most spectacular

heroics anyone's ever seen!

_________________________________

And when I'm old and I've had my fun,

I'll sell my inventions

_________________________________

so that everyone can be superheroes.

Everyone can be super.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLING) And when

everyone's super

_________________________________

no one will be.

_________________________________

(EVIL LAUGHTER)

_________________________________

(SOLDIERS SHOUTING)

_________________________________

Fire at will!

_________________________________

(ON TV) It's overwhelming the tanks.

_________________________________
MR. INCREDIBLE: I'm sorry.

_________________________________

This is my fault.

I've been a lousy father.

_________________________________

Blind to what I have.

So obsessed with being undervalued

_________________________________

-that I undervalued all of you.

-Dad?

_________________________________

Shh. Don't interrupt.

_________________________________

So caught up in the past that I...

_________________________________

You are my greatest adventure.

And I almost missed it.

_________________________________

I swear, I'm gonna get us

out of this safely if I...

_________________________________

Well, I think Dad has made

some excellent progress today

_________________________________

but I think it's time we wind down now.

_________________________________

We need to get back to the mainland.

_________________________________

I saw an aircraft hangar on my way in.

Straight ahead.

_________________________________

(LAUGHTER)

_________________________________

Where are all the guards?

_________________________________

Go, go!

_________________________________

GUARD: Hey, every time they run,

you take a shot.

_________________________________

(FIGHTING)

_________________________________

(WHISTLES)

_________________________________
ELASTIGIRL: This is the right hangar,

but I don't see any jets.

_________________________________

-A jet's not fast enough.

-What's faster than a jet?

_________________________________

How about a rocket?

_________________________________

-Great! I can't fly a rocket.

-VIOLET: You don't have to.

_________________________________

Use the coordinates

from the last launch.

_________________________________

Wait. I bet Syndrome's changed

the password by now.

_________________________________

-How do I get into the computer?

-MIRAGE: Say please.

_________________________________

-Honey?

-HONEY: What?

_________________________________

-Where is my supersuit?

-HONEY: What?

_________________________________

Where is my supersuit?

_________________________________

-HONEY: I put it away.

-Where?

_________________________________

-HONEY: Why do you need to know?

-I need it!

_________________________________
HONEY: Don't you think about

running off doing no derrin'-do.

_________________________________

We've been planning

this dinner for two months!

_________________________________

-The public is in danger!

-HONEY: My evening's in danger!

_________________________________

Tell me where my suit is, woman!

We are talking about the greater good.

_________________________________
HONEY: "Greater good"?

I am your wife!

_________________________________

I'm the greatest good

you are ever gonna get!

_________________________________

Run!

_________________________________

My baby!

_________________________________

-MAN: The supers have returned!

-Is that Fironic?

_________________________________

-MAN: Fironic?

- No, Fironic has a different outfit.

_________________________________

No, no, I'm a new superhero!

I'm Syndrome!

_________________________________

All right, stand back.

_________________________________

Someone needs to teach

this hunk of metal a few manners.

_________________________________

Ha, ha!

_________________________________

(SYNDROME SCREAMING)

_________________________________

-Are we there yet?

-We get there when we get there.

_________________________________
MR. INCREDIBLE:
How you doing, honey?

_________________________________
ELASTIGIRL: Do I have to answer?

_________________________________

Kids, strap yourselves down

like I told you.

_________________________________
MR. INCREDIBLE: Here we go, honey.

_________________________________

Ready, Violet?

_________________________________

Ready? Now!

_________________________________

This is gonna be rough.

_________________________________

Robot's in the financial district.

Which exit?

_________________________________

-Traction Avenue.

-That'll take me downtown.

_________________________________

-I take Seventh, don't I?

-Don't take Seventh!

_________________________________

-Great, we missed it.

-Ask how to get there, I told you.

_________________________________

-Traction.

-That'll take me downtown.

_________________________________

Get in the right lane! Signal!

_________________________________

-Not Traction!

-You're gonna miss it!

_________________________________

Is everybody okay back there?

_________________________________

-Super-duper, Dad!

-(LAUGHING) Let's do that again.

_________________________________

(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

_________________________________

Wait here and stay hidden.

I'm going in.

_________________________________

While what?

I watch helplessly from the sidelines?

_________________________________

-I don't think so.

-I'm asking you to wait with the kids.

_________________________________

And I'm telling you not a chance.

You're my husband.

_________________________________

I'm with you for better or worse.

_________________________________

I have to do this alone.

_________________________________

-What is this to you? Playtime?

-No.

_________________________________

-So you can be Mr. Incredible again?

-No!

_________________________________

-Then what?

-I'm not...

_________________________________

-Not what?

-I'm not strong enough.

_________________________________

-This will make you stronger?

-Yes. No!

_________________________________

That's what this is?

Some sort of workout?

_________________________________

I can't lose you again!

_________________________________

I can't. Not again.

_________________________________

I'm not strong enough.

_________________________________

If we work together,

you won't have to be.

_________________________________

I don't know what'll happen.

_________________________________

We're superheroes. What can happen?

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)

_________________________________

Vi! Dash! No!

_________________________________

Violet?

_________________________________

-Dad!

-Go, go!

_________________________________

-I'm okay, Mom. Really.

-Stay here, okay?

_________________________________

Frozone!

_________________________________
MR. INCREDIBLE: Yeah!

_________________________________

Bob!

_________________________________

Hey!

_________________________________

Syndrome's remote!

_________________________________

The remote controls the robot!

_________________________________

Throw it, throw it!

_________________________________

Go long!

_________________________________

Got it!

_________________________________

Honey, take out its guns!

_________________________________
FROZONE: Gotcha!

_________________________________

(VIOLET SCREAMS)

_________________________________

Mom, I've got it! I've got the remote!

_________________________________

A remote? A remote that controls what?

_________________________________

The robot?

_________________________________

It's coming back!

_________________________________

(MR. INCREDIBLE YELLS)

_________________________________

-That wasn't right.

-Give me that!

_________________________________

We can't stop it. The only thing

hard enough to penetrate it is

_________________________________

itself.

_________________________________

It's getting closer!

_________________________________

-It doesn't work!

-ELASTIGIRL: Kids!

_________________________________
FROZONE: It's not doing anything.

_________________________________

-Try to buy us some time.

-Try the one next to it.

_________________________________

Honey!

_________________________________

Wait a minute. Press that button again!

_________________________________

No, the other one! The first one!

_________________________________

First button! Got it!

_________________________________

-It's getting closer!

-Look out!

_________________________________

-Get out of here!

-We're not going anywhere.

_________________________________

-MR. INCREDIBLE: Press the button!

-Not yet!

_________________________________

-FROZONE: Helen!

-What are you waiting for?

_________________________________

A closer target! You got one shot!

_________________________________

Everybody duck!

_________________________________

Hey, Zone.

_________________________________

(CHEERING, APPLAUDING)

_________________________________

Huh? No!

_________________________________

Did you see that?

That's the way to do it.

_________________________________

-That's old school.

-Yeah. No school like the old school.

_________________________________

-Just like old times. Oh!

-Just like old times.

_________________________________

Yeah. Hurt then, too.

_________________________________

We've frozen all of Syndrome's assets.

_________________________________

If he even sneezes, we'll be there

with a hanky and a pair of handcuffs.

_________________________________

The people of this country

are indebted to you.

_________________________________

Does this mean we can

come out of hiding?

_________________________________

Let the politicians figure that one out.

_________________________________

I've been asked to assure you

we'll take care of everything else.

_________________________________

You did good, Bob.

_________________________________

(PHONE BEEPS)

_________________________________

Hi, this is Kari.

I have a question about Jack-Jack...

_________________________________

Come on. We're in a limo.

_________________________________

Hey, you're wearing your hair back?

_________________________________

-(STAMMERING) Yeah, I just... Yeah.

-It looks good.

_________________________________

-Thanks, Dad.

-That was cool when you threw that car!

_________________________________

Not as cool as you running on water.

_________________________________

That was sweet when you

snagged that bad guy with your arm

_________________________________

and whiplashed him into the other guy.

Sweet!

_________________________________

-I'm trying to listen to messages.

-KARI: It's me.

_________________________________

 Jack-Jack is fine,

but weird things are happening.

_________________________________

Jack-Jack's still fine,

but I'm getting really weirded out!

_________________________________

When are you coming back?

_________________________________

...aced those guys that tried to kill us!

_________________________________

 That was the best vacation ever!

I love our family.

_________________________________
KARI: I'm not fine, Mrs. Parr!

_________________________________

Put that down! Stop it!

You need to call me.

_________________________________

I need help, Mrs...

_________________________________

Bob, listen to this.

_________________________________
KARI: I'm gonna call the police...

_________________________________

Hi, this is Kari.

_________________________________

Sorry for freaking out,

but your baby has special needs.

_________________________________

Thanks for sending a replacement.

_________________________________

I didn't call a replacement.

_________________________________

Shh. The baby is sleeping.

_________________________________

You took away my future.

_________________________________

I'm simply returning the favor.

Don't worry, I'll be a good mentor.

_________________________________

Supportive, encouraging.

Everything you weren't.

_________________________________

And in time, who knows,

he might make a good sidekick.

_________________________________

He's getting away, Bob!

We have to do something now.

_________________________________

(JACK-JACK CRIES)

_________________________________

What's happening?

_________________________________

-Stop him! Throw something!

-I might hit Jack-Jack.

_________________________________

Throw me.

_________________________________

Bob, throw me!

_________________________________

(JACK-JACK COOING)

_________________________________

No!

_________________________________

This isn't the end of it!

I will get your son, eventually.

_________________________________

I'll get your son!

_________________________________

Oh, no.

_________________________________

Look at Mommy, honey.

Don't look down. Mommy's got you.

_________________________________

Everything is all right.

_________________________________

That's my girl.

_________________________________

Does this mean

we have to move again?

_________________________________

(ALL LAUGHING)

_________________________________

RUSTY: Oh, man.

_________________________________

That was totally wicked!

_________________________________

(PA ANNOUNCEMENTS)

_________________________________

(JACK-JACK LAUGHING)

_________________________________

Do we have to have cheerleaders

at the track meet?

_________________________________

-What is that all about?

-I always thought it was more...

_________________________________

-Hey.

-Hey.

_________________________________

-You're, uh, Violet, right?

-That's me.

_________________________________

-See you, Vi.

-You look different.

_________________________________

I feel different. Is different okay?

_________________________________

Hey, different is... (CLEARS THROAT)

Different is great.

_________________________________

(STAMMERING) Would you...

_________________________________

-Yeah?

-Do you think maybe...

_________________________________

-(STAMMERING)... you and I...

-Yeah?

_________________________________

-Do you...

-Shh.

_________________________________

I like movies.

I'll buy the popcorn. Okay?

_________________________________

(STAMMERING) A movie.

There you go. Yeah.

_________________________________

-Wait, so Friday?

-Friday.

_________________________________

(CROWD CHEERING)

_________________________________

-Go, Dash, go.

-Run!

_________________________________
BOB: Come on, run! Pick up the pace.

_________________________________

ALL: Run!

_________________________________

Pull back, pull back!

_________________________________
BOB: Pace it. Slow down just a little bit.

_________________________________

-Make it close!

-Second.

_________________________________
BOB AND HELEN: Close second, yeah!

_________________________________
BOB: That's my boy!

_________________________________

Dash, I'm so proud of you.

_________________________________
DASH: I didn't know what the heck

you wanted me to do.

_________________________________

(CRASHING, SCREAMING)

_________________________________

Behold the Underminer!

_________________________________
UNDERMINER:

I am always beneath you,

_________________________________

but nothing is beneath me!

_________________________________
UNDERMINER: I hereby declare war

on peace and happiness!

_________________________________

 Soon all will tremble before me!

_________________________________

_________________________________

February 2018

_________________________________

_________________________________
(YAWNING)
_________________________________

(GROWLS)
_________________________________

(SQUEAKS)
_________________________________

(PUPPIES BARKING)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(BARKING)
_________________________________

(SNICKERS)
_________________________________

That one.

_________________________________

MAN: Here, boy.

_________________________________

You're heavy.

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

And slobbery.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

There.

_________________________________

You're a good boy.

_________________________________

You're my good boy.

_________________________________

_________________________________
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
_________________________________
(SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
_________________________________
MAN: This is a story from long ago,
_________________________________
when the great mammoths
still roamed our lands.
_________________________________
It's the story
of my two brothers and me.
_________________________________
When the three of us were young,
_________________________________
we were taught
that the world is full of magic.
_________________________________
(MAN CONTINUES
IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
_________________________________
The source of this magic
is the ever-changing lights
_________________________________
that dance across the sky.
_________________________________
The shaman woman of our village
_________________________________
told us that these lights
are the spirits of our ancestors,
_________________________________
and that they have the power
to make changes in our world.
_________________________________
Small things become big.
_________________________________
Winter turns to spring.
_________________________________
One thing always changes
into another.
_________________________________
But the greatest change I ever saw
_________________________________
was that of my brother,
_________________________________
a boy who desperately
wanted to be a man.

_________________________________
_________________________________
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
_________________________________

(INSECTS CHIRPING AND BUZZING)
_________________________________

(GRASS RUSTLES)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

No, no, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.
_________________________________

I'm lost! Where's the line?
_________________________________

(MURMURING)
_________________________________

It just went away. What do I do?
_________________________________

-Help!

-We'll be stuck here forever!
_________________________________
SOIL: Do not panic. Do not panic!

_________________________________

We are trained professionals.

Now, stay calm.
_________________________________

We are going around the leaf.
_________________________________

Around the leaf?

I don't think we can do that.
_________________________________

Oh, nonsense. This is nothing

compared to the twig of '93.
_________________________________

That's it. That's it. Good!
_________________________________

You're doing great!

There you go. There you go!
_________________________________

Watch my eyes. Don't look away.
_________________________________

-And here's the line again.

-Thank you. Thank you, Mr. Soil.
_________________________________

Good job, everybody!
_________________________________

Oh, my. There's quite a gap, Mr. Soil.

Shouldn't we tell the queen?
_________________________________

I don't think we need

to involve the queen in this.
_________________________________

She's got enough on her plate already,

training her daughter.
_________________________________

Oh, yes. Princess Atta, the poor dear.
_________________________________

Oh, wind's died down.

They'll be here soon.
_________________________________

-Just be confident, dear. You'll be fine.

-Ah! There's a gap.
_________________________________

There's a gap in the line.

What are we gonna do?
_________________________________

It's okay, Your Highness.

Gaps happen.
_________________________________

We just lost a few inches, that's all.
_________________________________

Oh, right.
_________________________________

Your Highness, I can't count

when you hover like that.
_________________________________

Oh, of course. I'm sorry. Go ahead.
_________________________________

Guys, go shade someone else

for a while.
_________________________________

Okay, Atta. Now what do we do?
_________________________________

Oh! Don't tell me.

I know it. I know it. What is it?
_________________________________

-We relax.

-(CHUCKLES) Right.
_________________________________

Oh, it'll be fine.

It's the same, year after year.
_________________________________

They come, they eat, they leave.

That's our lot in life.
_________________________________

It's not a lot, but it's our life.
_________________________________

Isn't that right, Aphie?

Oh, you're such a cute little aphid.
_________________________________

(RUMBLING)
_________________________________

-Ditch Dot!

-Yeah, yeah!
_________________________________

Hey, come back here!
_________________________________

(BUZZING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

-QUEEN: Dot!

-Yes, Mother.
_________________________________

What did I tell you about trying to fly?
_________________________________

Not until my wings grow in.
_________________________________

-QUEEN: Right.

-But, Mom...
_________________________________

Dot, you're a young queen ant,

and your wings are too little to be...
_________________________________

I was talking to Mother.

You're not the queen yet, Atta.
_________________________________

Now, Dot, be nice to your sister.
_________________________________

It's not my fault she's so stressed out.
_________________________________

(SIGHS) I know, I know.
_________________________________

I'm always acting like the sky is falling.
_________________________________

-MALE ANT: Look out!

-Atta!
_________________________________

ANT 1: Princess Atta!

ANT 2: Princess Atta!
_________________________________
ATTA: Oh!

ANT 1: Hey!
_________________________________

ANT 1: Stop that!

ANT 2: What do you think you're doing?
_________________________________

ANT 1: You could have killed somebody

over here.
_________________________________

-(GASPS) I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

-Oh, it's Flik.
_________________________________

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry!
_________________________________

Please forgive me. I'm sorry!
_________________________________

(COUGHS)
_________________________________

-Princess Atta!

-Flik, what are you doing?
_________________________________

Oh... Oh, this! This is my new idea

for harvesting grain.
_________________________________

No more picking individual kernels.

You can just cut down the entire stalk!
_________________________________

-Flik, we don't have time for this.

-Exactly!
_________________________________

We never have time

to collect food for ourselves,
_________________________________

'cause we spend all summer harvesting

for the offering.
_________________________________

But my invention

will speed up production.
_________________________________

(GROANS) Another invention?
_________________________________

Yeah, and I've got

something for you, too.
_________________________________

-Flik!

-Since you're gonna be queen soon,
_________________________________

you could use this

to oversee production.
_________________________________

Dr. Flora, if I may.
_________________________________

-ATTA: This is all very nice, but...

-What?
_________________________________

Just an ordinary blade of grass

and a bead of dew, right?
_________________________________

-Flik, please.

-Wrong! It is, in fact, a telescope.
_________________________________

-It's very clever, Flik, but...

-Hello, princess!
_________________________________

My, aren't you looking
lovely this morning!
_________________________________

Not, of course, that you would need

a telescope to see that.
_________________________________

All right, listen!

The princess doesn't have time for this!
_________________________________

You want to help us fill this thing?

Then get rid of that machine,
_________________________________

get back in line

and pick grain like everybody else!
_________________________________

-Like everybody else!

-Please, Flik. Just go.
_________________________________

I'm sorry. I was...

I was really just trying...
_________________________________

Trying to help.
_________________________________

Harvester. Why, we've harvested

the same way ever since I was a pupa.
_________________________________
ATTA: Where were we?

_________________________________
THORNY: The food pile,

Your Highness.
_________________________________
ATTA: Oh, yes. Yes.

_________________________________
DOT: Hey, Flik! Flik! Wait up!

_________________________________

-Oh. Hello, princess.

-You can call me Dot.
_________________________________

Here, you forgot this.
_________________________________

Thanks. You can keep it.

I can make another one.
_________________________________

-I like your inventions.

-Really? Well, you're the first.
_________________________________

I'm beginning to think

nothing I do works.
_________________________________

-This works.

-Great. One success.
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

-I'm never gonna make a difference.

-Me, neither.
_________________________________

I'm a royal ant, and I can't even fly yet.

I'm too little.
_________________________________

-Being little's not such a bad thing.

-Yes, it is.
_________________________________

-No, it's not.

-Is, too!
_________________________________

-Is not. Is not.

-Is, too. Is, too.
_________________________________

-Is not. Is not. Is not...

-Is, too. Is, too.
_________________________________

A seed. I need... I need a seed.
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

Here, here.
_________________________________

Pretend... Pretend that that's a seed.
_________________________________

-It's a rock.

-I know it's a rock. I know.
_________________________________

But let's just pretend for

a minute that it's a seed, all right?
_________________________________

We'll just use our imaginations.

Now, do you see our tree?
_________________________________

Everything that made that giant tree
_________________________________

is already contained

inside this tiny little seed.
_________________________________

All it needs is some time, a little bit

of sunshine and rain, and voila!
_________________________________

This rock will be a tree?
_________________________________

Seed to tree. You've got to work

with me, here, all right? Okay.
_________________________________

You might not feel

like you can do much now,
_________________________________

but that's just because,

well, you're not a tree yet.
_________________________________

You just have to give yourself

some time. You're still a seed.
_________________________________

-But it's a rock.

-I know it's a rock!
_________________________________

Don't you think I know a rock

when I see a rock?
_________________________________

-I've spent a lot of time around rocks!

-You're weird, but I like you.
_________________________________

(CONCH SOUNDING)
_________________________________

(GASPS) They're here.
_________________________________

ALL: They're here!
_________________________________
DOT: Mom! Where are you?

_________________________________

MALE ANT: They're coming!

FEMALE ANT: Run!
_________________________________

-Dot! Dot!

-Mom!
_________________________________

-Mom!

-Thank heavens!
_________________________________

Food to the offering stone.
_________________________________

(WHISTLES) Okay, everyone,

single file.
_________________________________

Food to the offering stone

and into the anthill. Now let's go!
_________________________________

ANT: Go, go, go, go!
_________________________________

Come on.

Keep moving, keep moving! Good.
_________________________________

Okay. That's everyone.
_________________________________
FLIK: Hey! Hey, wait for me!

_________________________________

Get the food to the offering stone,

then into the anthill.
_________________________________

(RATTLING)
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

No! No, no, no, no, no!
_________________________________

Oh, no.
_________________________________

Princess Atta! Princess Atta!
_________________________________

(DRONING BUZZ APPROACHING)
_________________________________

Princess Atta!
_________________________________

(MUFFLED DRONING)
_________________________________

They come, they eat, they leave.

They come, they eat, they leave.
_________________________________

Excuse me, pardon me. Pardon me.

Coming through. Excuse me.
_________________________________

Sorry. Coming through. Princess Atta,

there's something I need to tell you.
_________________________________

Not now, Flik.
_________________________________

But, Your Highness,

it's about the offering!
_________________________________

GRASSHOPPER 1:

Hey, what's going on?
_________________________________

GRASSHOPPER 2:

Yeah, where's the food?
_________________________________

(ALL GASP)
_________________________________

-What did you do?

-It was an accident?
_________________________________

(CACKLING)
_________________________________

(GRASSHOPPERS WHOOPING)
_________________________________

Ooh.
_________________________________

Where's the food?
_________________________________

Hopper.
_________________________________
HOPPER: So where is it?

_________________________________

Where's my food?
_________________________________

(ECHOING)
_________________________________

-Isn't it up there?

-What?
_________________________________

-The food was in a leaf sitting on...

-Excuse me.
_________________________________

Are you sure it's not up there?
_________________________________

-Are you saying I'm stupid?

-ATTA: No.
_________________________________

Do I look stupid to you?
_________________________________

Let's think about the logic, shall we?

Let's just think about it for a second.
_________________________________

If it was up there,

would I be coming down here,
_________________________________

to your level, looking for it?
_________________________________

-I...

-Why am I even talking to you?
_________________________________

You're not the queen.

You don't smell like the queen.
_________________________________

She's learning

to take over from me, Hopper.
_________________________________

Oh, I see. Under new management.

So it's your fault.
_________________________________

No, it wasn't me. It was...
_________________________________
HOPPER: Uh-uh-uh.

_________________________________

First rule of leadership,

everything is your fault.
_________________________________

It's a bug-eat-bug world

out there, Princess,
_________________________________

one of those circle-of-life

kind of things.
_________________________________

Now, let me tell you

how things are supposed to work.
_________________________________

The sun grows the food.

The ants pick the food.
_________________________________

-The grasshoppers eat the food...

-And the birds eat the grasshoppers.
_________________________________

Hey, like the one that nearly ate you,

you remember? You remember?
_________________________________

-Oh, you should've seen it.

-Molt.
_________________________________

This blue jay, he has him halfway

down his throat, okay?
_________________________________

And Hopper's kicking

and screaming, okay?
_________________________________

And I'm scared, okay?

I'm not going anywhere near, okay?
_________________________________

Come on. It's a great story.
_________________________________

(MOLT EXCLAIMING IN PAIN)
_________________________________

I swear, if I hadn't promised Mother

on her deathbed
_________________________________

that I wouldn't kill you, I would kill you.
_________________________________

And believe me,

no one appreciates that more than I do.
_________________________________

I don't want to hear another word

out of you while we're on this island.
_________________________________

Do you understand me?
_________________________________

(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

-I said, do you understand me?

-Well, how can I answer?
_________________________________

You said I couldn't say another word.

Remember Ma!
_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

Hey, I'm a compassionate insect.
_________________________________

There's still a few months

till the rains come,
_________________________________

so you can all just try again.
_________________________________

But, Hopper, since

it's almost the rainy season,
_________________________________

we need this time

to gather food for ourselves.
_________________________________

Listen, if you don't keep

your end of the bargain,
_________________________________

then I can't guarantee your safety.
_________________________________

And there are insects out there

that will take advantage of you.
_________________________________

Someone could get hurt.
_________________________________

(SNARLING)
_________________________________

(ROARS)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

What's the matter?

You scared of grasshoppers?
_________________________________

-Dot!

-You don't like Thumper?
_________________________________

Leave her alone!
_________________________________

You want her? Go ahead. Take her.
_________________________________

No? Then get back in line.
_________________________________

It seems to me

that you ants are forgetting your place.
_________________________________

So let's double the order of food.
_________________________________

(ANTS GASPING)
_________________________________

No! But... But...
_________________________________

We'll be back at the end of the season,
_________________________________

when the last leaf falls.
_________________________________

You ants have a nice summer.

Let's ride!
_________________________________

(WHOOPING)
_________________________________

(WINGS BUZZING)
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(NERVOUS CHUCKLE)
_________________________________

Flik, what do you have

to say for yourself?
_________________________________

Sorry. I... I'm sorry for the way I am.
_________________________________

I didn't mean for things to go so wrong.
_________________________________

I especially didn't want

to make you look bad, princess.
_________________________________

-Well, Flik, you did.

-I was just trying to help.
_________________________________

Then help us. Don't help us.
_________________________________

Help? Help? Help?
_________________________________

Flik, you are sentenced

to one month digging in the tunnels.
_________________________________

Excuse me, Your Highness.
_________________________________

Need I remind you

of Flik's tunnel-within-a-tunnel project?
_________________________________

Helpers to help us.

That's it! That's... We could...
_________________________________

It took the whole Engineering

Department two days to dig him out.
_________________________________

-Send him to Health and Ant Services.

-Heavens, no!
_________________________________

We could leave the island.
_________________________________

The riverbed's dry right now.

We'd just walk right across.
_________________________________

We could go get helpers. We could!

We could go find helpers to help us.
_________________________________

-It's perfect!

-Perfect? What's so perfect?
_________________________________

Your Highness, don't you see?

We could send someone to get help!
_________________________________

(ALL GASP)
_________________________________

Leave the island?
_________________________________

Now, why didn't I think of that?

Oh! Because it's suicide!
_________________________________

-She's right. We never leave the island.

-Never leave!
_________________________________

There's snakes and birds

and bigger bugs out there!
_________________________________

Exactly! Bigger bugs!
_________________________________

We could find bigger bugs

to come here and fight
_________________________________

and forever rid us

of Hopper and his gang!
_________________________________

-Ludicrous!

-Who would do a crazy thing like that?
_________________________________

I'll volunteer.

I'd be very happy to volunteer.
_________________________________

You got a lot of spunk, kid, but

no one's gonna help a bunch of ants.
_________________________________

At least we could try. Oh, I could

travel to the city, search there!
_________________________________

If you went, you'd be

on that silly search for weeks.
_________________________________

Royal huddle.

Great idea, princess. It's perfect.
_________________________________

-Exactly.

-Wait a minute.
_________________________________

-What did we just decide here?

-To let Flik leave.
_________________________________

While we keep harvesting

to meet Hopper's demands.
_________________________________

-You see, with Flik gone, he can't...

-He can't mess anything up!
_________________________________

Flik, after much deliberation, we have

decided to grant you your request.
_________________________________

-Really?

-Really?
_________________________________

-Really.

-Thank you, princess.
_________________________________

Thank you so much for this chance.
_________________________________

-I won't let you down, I promise.

-That's fine. No, forget it.
_________________________________

But I should probably help repair

some of the damage before I go...
_________________________________

-No!

-ALL: No, no! Just go.
_________________________________

-Just go.

-Just leave!

_________________________________

(BIRDS CHIRPING IN DISTANCE)
_________________________________

(INHALES DEEPLY)
_________________________________

(EXHALES)
_________________________________

Hey.
_________________________________

Don't worry!

The colony is in good hands!
_________________________________

Bye, now.
_________________________________

(ANTS CHEERING)
_________________________________

All right.
_________________________________

Hey, fellas. Beautiful morning, huh?
_________________________________

My dad says he gives you one hour
_________________________________

before you come back

to the island crying.
_________________________________

-Does he, now?

-My dad doesn't think that.
_________________________________

-He doesn't?

-No, he's betting you're gonna die.
_________________________________

Yeah, he says if the heat

doesn't get you, the birds will.
_________________________________
DOT: Well, I think he's gonna make it.

_________________________________

-Nobody asked you, Royal Shortness.

-Yeah, Dot. What do you know?
_________________________________

Hey, hey, hey.

Ease up, all right? Come on.
_________________________________

She's entitled to her opinion, too.
_________________________________

(FLIK GASPS)
_________________________________

(BIRDS CAWING IN DISTANCE)
_________________________________

(SAND CRACKLING)
_________________________________
FLIK: Ohh...

_________________________________

So go, already.
_________________________________

-Hey!

-The city's that way.
_________________________________

I know.
_________________________________

You're supposed to look for bugs,

not dandelions.
_________________________________

You leave him alone.

He knows what he's doing.
_________________________________
FLIK: That's right.

_________________________________

Here I go. For the colony,

and for oppressed ants everywhere!
_________________________________
DOT: Wow!

_________________________________
FLIK: Hey!

_________________________________

Bye, Flik!
_________________________________

Wow.
_________________________________

(WIND GUSTING)
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________
DOT: Good luck, Flik!

_________________________________

Bye!
_________________________________

Flik!
_________________________________
FLIK: (MUFFLED) I'm okay!

_________________________________

-Your dad's right. He's gonna die.

-You just watch.
_________________________________

He's gonna get the bestest,

roughest bugs you've ever seen!

_________________________________

_________________________________
(ARCADE SOUNDS)
_________________________________
(RALPH SIGHS)
_________________________________

Hey, Tapper?
_________________________________

No, Ralph.
I haven't seen Vanellope.
_________________________________

Not since the last time
you asked me 30 seconds ago.
_________________________________

Sorry.
I'm just worried about her.
_________________________________

She's glitching like crazy,
and acting super insecure.
_________________________________
Oh. And get this, she said...
_________________________________
being friends with me
wasn't enough for her.
_________________________________

Not enough?
I'm a great friend!
_________________________________

Right, Tapper? Right?
_________________________________

I'm sorry.
Who's acting insecure?
_________________________________

Ralph, come on.
_________________________________
The kid just lost her game.
Give her a break.

_________________________________
(STOOL SCRAPES)
_________________________________

There you are... Oh.
_________________________________

Hey, Ralph.
_________________________________

Hey, Felix. Since when do you
drink root beer?
_________________________________

Since tonight.
_________________________________

Yeah, I hear you, buddy.
_________________________________

Hey, listen. This one was
supposed to be for Vanellope.
_________________________________
I guess you can have it.
_________________________________

Doesn't look like
she's coming.
_________________________________

Thanks.
_________________________________

You know,
I can't help but think
_________________________________
this whole mess is somehow...
_________________________________
partially my fault.
_________________________________

It figures.
Just when my life was perfect.
_________________________________

Mine was, too.
_________________________________

But, hey,
now I'm a father of 15.
_________________________________

Isn't that just a blessing?
_________________________________
(SLURPS, GULPING)
_________________________________
(COUGHING, EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________
Eeeee-oh-boy!
_________________________________

Wait. What'd you say, Felix?
_________________________________

Um, isn't that
just a blessing?
_________________________________

No, that weird sound thing.
_________________________________
Oh. Eeeee-oh-boy?
_________________________________

Yeah. (SOFTLY) Eee-oh...
_________________________________

Sorry, say it again?
_________________________________
-Eeeee-oh-boy.
-Eeeee-oh-boy!
_________________________________
-Eeeee-oh-boy!
-Eee-boy! Say it again?
_________________________________
-Eeeee-oh-boy!
-Eeeee-oh-boy.
_________________________________
-Eeeee-oh-boy...
-eboy! eboy! eboy!
_________________________________
-eboy? eboy?
-eboy.
_________________________________

Yeah.

_________________________________
Um, what are you getting
at there, Ralph?

_________________________________

That kid out in the arcade
_________________________________
said there was
a steering wheel part...

_________________________________
on the Internet, it's
something called eboy or...
_________________________________

ebay!
That's it, it was ebay!
_________________________________

Ralph, are you thinking about
_________________________________
going to the Internet
and finding that part?

_________________________________

Getting that part's
the only thing
_________________________________
that's gonna fix the game

and that's the only thing
_________________________________
that's gonna make
Vanellope happy again.
_________________________________

And if Sugar Rush is fixed,
_________________________________
all those lovable scamps
living in my house...
_________________________________

and destroying my sanity
_________________________________
will have homes
of their own again!
_________________________________

Ralph, this is an important
mission. A noble mission!
_________________________________

I will cover for you.
_________________________________

Thanks, pal.
_________________________________

Ralph, what about your tab?

You owe me for the root beer.
_________________________________

Oh, Felix is gonna
cover for me.
_________________________________

Drinks on the house,
everybody! Felix is paying.
_________________________________
-(ALL CHEERING)
-RYU: Shoryuken!
_________________________________
Eeeee-oh-boy.

_________________________________

_________________________________

(MACK HONKING)

_________________________________

Hey, Cruz.

_________________________________

You won't talk me out of this,
Mr. McQueen.

_________________________________

I'm going back. I resign as your trainer.

_________________________________

All right. I accept your resignation. Bye.

_________________________________

Oh... Okay.

_________________________________

But since you cleared your calendar,

why don't you come with us?

_________________________________

I'm looking for someone named Smokey.

_________________________________

Hoping he can help me.

Maybe he can help you too.

_________________________________

Nah.

_________________________________

Come on. I fixed it.

_________________________________

No. Thanks anyway. But I'm done.

_________________________________

Okay. But maybe this will

change your mind. Hit it.

_________________________________

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

_________________________________

First I'm going to loosen up
these ancient joints...

_________________________________

No, please don't.

_________________________________

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

_________________________________

I'm sorry that I yelled.

_________________________________

It wasn't your fault
that I almost got killed.

_________________________________

But now you're leaving
and you won't get on the ramp.

_________________________________

-CRUZ: All right, I'll go.

-You won't get on the ramp.

_________________________________

All right, I'll go! Just stop!

_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
-Boo!
-(GLITCHY SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Ralph, what is wrong with you?
_________________________________

Start churning butter
_________________________________
and put on your church shoes,
little sister...

_________________________________
'cause we're about to
blast off!
_________________________________

What are you
even talking about?
_________________________________

Oh, we're going to
the Internet.
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS) What?
_________________________________

Yeah, to find the part
to fix your game.

_________________________________

No way!
_________________________________

Yeah, I probably
should've just said,
_________________________________
"We're going to the Internet."

We're going to the Internet!
_________________________________

VANELLOPE: Yeah, we are!

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

Out of my way!

_________________________________

Coming through! Oh, sorry. Ha-ha!

_________________________________

Welcome to this year's

Greek Scare Games kickoff.

_________________________________

-The Scare Games! Yeah!

-(MARCHING BAND PLAYING)

_________________________________

-(FEEDBACK)

-Okay, relax.

_________________________________

We have a special guest,

the founder of the games,

_________________________________

Dean Hardscrabble.

_________________________________

(CROWD CHEERING)

_________________________________

Good afternoon.

_________________________________

As a student, I created these games

_________________________________

as a friendly competition,

_________________________________

but be prepared.

_________________________________

To take home the trophy,

_________________________________

you must be the most fearsome

monsters on campus.

_________________________________

(RORS CHUCKLING)

_________________________________

So good luck,

and may the best monsters win.

_________________________________

-(CROWD CHEERING)

-All right, everybody.

_________________________________

We're closing down sign-ups,

so we'll see you all...

_________________________________
MIKE: Wait!

_________________________________

I'm signing up!

_________________________________

(CROWD LAUGHING)

_________________________________

What?

_________________________________

Uh... You have to be

in a fraternity to compete.

_________________________________

Behold the next winning fraternity

of the Scare Games,

_________________________________

the brothers, my brothers,

of Oozma Kappa!

_________________________________

Hi.

_________________________________

(HISSING)

_________________________________

Mr. Wazowski, what are you doing?

_________________________________

You just said the winners are the most

fearsome monsters on campus.

_________________________________

If I win, it means

you kicked out the best Scarer

_________________________________

in the whole school.

_________________________________

That won't happen.

_________________________________

How about a little wager?

_________________________________

If I win, you let me back

in the Scaring program.

_________________________________

(SCOFFS)

_________________________________

And what would that prove?

_________________________________

That you were wrong.

_________________________________

(ALL GASP)

_________________________________

Very well.

_________________________________

If you win, I will let your entire team

_________________________________

into the Scare program.

_________________________________

But if you lose,

_________________________________

you will leave Monsters University.

_________________________________

(CROWD MURMURING)

_________________________________

Deal.

_________________________________

Now all you need to do is find

enough members to compete.

_________________________________

We need six guys, right?

_________________________________
BROCK: Sorry, chief.

_________________________________

We count bodies, not heads.

That dude counts as one.

_________________________________

(CROWD LAUGHING)

_________________________________

Anybody else want to join our team?

Anyone at all?

_________________________________

Excuse me. Sorry. I'm late.

_________________________________

-Can I squeeze by you?

-Randy!

_________________________________

Randy, thank goodness.

I need you on my team.

_________________________________

Oh. Sorry. I'm already on a team.

_________________________________

Boggs.

_________________________________

I'm finally in with the cool kids, Mike.

_________________________________

Don't blow this for me.

_________________________________

Do the thing.

_________________________________

-Oh! Where did he go?

-(ALL LAUGH)

_________________________________

Please, anybody.

_________________________________

I need one more monster.

Just one more!

_________________________________

Yeah, sorry. Doesn't look good.

_________________________________

We have to move on.

Your team doesn't qualify.

_________________________________

Yes, it does!

_________________________________

The star player has just arrived.

_________________________________

No way! Someone else!

Please! Anyone else.

_________________________________

We're shutting down sign-ups, okay?

Is he on your team or not?

_________________________________

FEMALE MONSTER:

Come on! Let's go!

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

Fine! Yes, he's on my team.

_________________________________

Good luck.

_________________________________

All right, Wazowski, what's the plan?
_________________________________

_________________________________

Step right up and win my truck.

_________________________________

All you have to do is conquer

the Ball of Death.
_________________________________

-What's the catch?

-No catch.
_________________________________

Just ride the motorcycle all
the way around just one time.

_________________________________

Three tries for $10.
_________________________________

Marge, how much money do we have?
_________________________________

-Ten dollars.

-Whoo-hoo!
_________________________________

That counts as a try.
_________________________________

(ENGINE REVVING)
_________________________________
HOMER: Ow!
CARNIVAL BARKER: That's two.

_________________________________

(ENGINE REVS)
_________________________________
HOMER: Ow!
_________________________________
CARNIVAL BARKER:
And that's three.

_________________________________

Tell you what I'm going to do,
_________________________________
just 'cause I like
seeing you hurt yourself,

_________________________________

I'll give you one on the house.
_________________________________

-You're the best.

-LISA: Dad!
_________________________________

When you get to the top,

don't slow down, speed up!
_________________________________

-But that's when it's the scariest!

-Just do it!
_________________________________

Ooh! Oh!
_________________________________

Whoo-hoo!
_________________________________

(CROWD CHEERING

AND WHISTLING)
_________________________________
BART: Yes!

_________________________________
LISA: Yay, Dad!

_________________________________

I'll take that truck now.
_________________________________

Oh, man. My wives are gonna kill me.
_________________________________
HOMER: Next stop, Alaska!

_________________________________

_________________________________
CRUZ: How do you know

Smokey's going to be here?

_________________________________
McQUEEN: I don't.

_________________________________
CRUZ: Oh. Do you know

if he's even alive?

_________________________________
McQUEEN: Nope.

_________________________________
CRUZ: Okay.

_________________________________

So tell me this, how do you know

if it's Smokey? Is there such...

_________________________________
McQUEEN: Wait. Mack, pull over!

_________________________________

Back it up! Back it up.

_________________________________
McQUEEN: Good to see you, Doc.

_________________________________

Hey, isn't that your old crew chief?

_________________________________

Hey, Cruz? You want to

check out the home track

_________________________________

of the greatest racer ever?

_________________________________

Aren't we supposed to be
looking for Smokey?

_________________________________

Oh, that's right, he's dead.

_________________________________
McQUEEN: We don't know that.

_________________________________

Are you sure you have time for this?

_________________________________

For this, I do.

_________________________________

Wow!

_________________________________

If this track could talk.

_________________________________

Cruz, what do you say? Let's take a lap.

_________________________________

-(ENGINE REVVING)

-Oh, yeah!

_________________________________

Oh, whoa!

_________________________________

(CRUZ AND McQUEEN LAUGH)

_________________________________

Yes! You nailed it!

_________________________________

Way easier without
the school bus of death

_________________________________

trying to kill us! (LAUGHS)

_________________________________

Yeah, no kidding!

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES AND GASPS)

_________________________________

(YELLS)

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

Was starting to think
I might never meet you.

_________________________________

Smokey?

_________________________________

(CRUZ GASPS)

_________________________________

He is alive.

_________________________________

I know why you're here. You're thirsty.

_________________________________

This is a fraternity house?

_________________________________

Hey there, teammateys!

Come on aboard!

_________________________________

As the president of Oozma Kappa,

_________________________________

it is my honor to welcome you

to your new home.

_________________________________

We call this room "Party Central."

_________________________________

Technically, we haven't

actually had a party here yet.

_________________________________

But when we do, we'll be ready!

_________________________________

Whoo!

_________________________________

The hot cocoa train

is coming through! Whoa!

_________________________________

-Next stop... You!

-(CUPS RATTLING)

_________________________________

I would like to start us off first by...

_________________________________

So, you guys are Scaring majors?

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) We were!

None of us lasted very long.

_________________________________

I guess we just weren't what

old Hardscrabble was looking for.

_________________________________

Don Carlton, mature student.

_________________________________

Thirty years in the textile industry

_________________________________

and then old dandy Don got downsized.

_________________________________

Figured I could throw myself a pity party,

_________________________________

or go back to school

and learn the computers.

_________________________________

Hello. I'm Terry with a "Y"...

_________________________________

And I'm Terri with an "I"!

I'm a dance major!

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) And I'm not.

_________________________________

Five, six, seven, eight! (SCATTING)

_________________________________

Seven, eight, turn! And...

Why didn't you turn?

_________________________________

Because we never agreed to do this!

_________________________________

-You said this was going to be cool!

-No one said this was gonna be cool.

_________________________________

-Now I'm embarrassed.

-Now you're embarrassed?

_________________________________

Yes, because it's in front of people!

_________________________________

You should wake up embarrassed.

_________________________________

Hey, hey, hey!

_________________________________

I'm Art! New Age philosophy major.

_________________________________

Excited to live with you

and laugh with you,

_________________________________

and cry with you.

_________________________________

Thought you might like

to keep a dream journal.

_________________________________

-Guess that leaves me.

-Ah!

_________________________________

My name's Scott Squibbles.

_________________________________

My friends call me Squishy.

_________________________________

I'm undeclared, unattached,

_________________________________

and unwelcome pretty much

everywhere but here.

_________________________________

Now that we've all been introduced,

as captain of our team...

_________________________________

So, basically, you guys have

no Scaring experience?

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Not a lot!

But now we've got you!

_________________________________

You're about the scariest fella

I've ever seen.

_________________________________

Even with them pink polka dots.

_________________________________

Aw, thanks.

_________________________________

Actually, I think I bring

the whole package.

_________________________________

Your hands are as big as my face!

_________________________________

He's like a mountain with fur!

_________________________________

Oh, come on. I don't even work out.

_________________________________

Yeah, me neither.

I don't want to get too big. (SNIFFS)

_________________________________

We thought our dreams were over,

but Mike said if we win,

_________________________________

they're letting us in the Scaring program.

_________________________________

We're going to be real Scarers!

_________________________________

-The best!

-You betcha! (CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

Yeah! (CHUCKLES) Right.
_________________________________
_________________________________

(COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING FAINTLY)

_________________________________
SMOKEY: I'll tell you what,

_________________________________

these folks are gonna get a kick

out of meeting Hud's boy.

_________________________________

Who's Hud? Oh, Doc Hudson! Right.

_________________________________

(COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING)

_________________________________

-Hey!

-(MUSIC STOPS)

_________________________________

Act civilized. We got company.

_________________________________

Hey, Les.
How's that back axle treating you?

_________________________________

-Hey, sugar, welcome to Thomasville.

-(MUSIC CONTINUES)

_________________________________

(McQUEEN CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

-Would you look at that?

-CRUZ: What?

_________________________________
McQUEEN: Three of the biggest

racing legends ever!

_________________________________

Junior "Midnight" Moon.

River Scott. Louise...

_________________________________

Louise "Barnstormer" Nash?
She had 38 wins!

_________________________________

Well, as I live and breathe.

If it ain't Lightning McQueen.

_________________________________

-Ms. Nash, it's a pleasure to meet you...

-You've had a tough year, haven't you?

_________________________________

Oh, uh...

_________________________________

Shouldn't you be running practice laps

in Florida by now?

_________________________________

-Yeah, sure, but...

-They're here to steal our secrets.

_________________________________

Looking for your lost mojo?

_________________________________

Wow. You don't mince words

around here, do you?

_________________________________

(SCOFFS) Truth is always quicker, kid.

_________________________________
_________________________________
Hakuna Matata – The Lion King
_________________________________

_________________________________

Hakuna matata.
_________________________________
It means "no worries."

_________________________________
Hakuna matata.
_________________________________
What a wonderful phrase.
_________________________________
Hakuna matata.
_________________________________

(SINGING) Ain't no passing craze

_________________________________
It means no worries
_________________________________
For the rest of your days

_________________________________
It's our problem-free philosophy

_________________________________
Hakuna matata

_________________________________
Hakuna matata?
_________________________________
-Yeah. It's our motto.
-What's a motto?
_________________________________
Nothin'. What's-a-motto with you?
_________________________________
You know, kid, these two words
will solve all your problems.
_________________________________

That's right.
Take Pumbaa, for example. Why...
_________________________________

(SINGING) When he was
a young warthog

_________________________________
When I was a young warthog

_________________________________

-Very nice.

-Thanks.

_________________________________

He found his aroma
lacked a certain appeal

_________________________________
He could clear the savannah
after every meal

_________________________________
I'm a sensitive soul
_________________________________

Though I seem thick-skinned

_________________________________
(BREAKS WIND)
_________________________________
And it hurt that my friends
never stood downwind

_________________________________
-And, oh, the shame

-He was ashamed
_________________________________

-Thought of changing my name

-Oh, what's in a name?
_________________________________

And I got downhearted

_________________________________
-How did you feel?

-Every time that I...

_________________________________

-Hey, not in front of the kids.

-Oh, sorry.

_________________________________

Hakuna matata
_________________________________
What a wonderful phrase
_________________________________

Hakuna matata
_________________________________
Ain't no passing craze

_________________________________
It means no worries
_________________________________
For the rest of your days

_________________________________
Yeah, sing it, kid.
_________________________________

It's our problem-free

_________________________________
Philosophy
_________________________________

Hakuna matata

_________________________________
Welcome to our humble home.
_________________________________
-You live here?
-We live wherever we want.
_________________________________
Yep. Home is where your rump rests.
_________________________________
It's beautiful.
_________________________________
(BELCHES) I'm starved.
_________________________________
I'm so hungry I could eat a whole zebra.
_________________________________
Ah. We're fresh out of zebra.
_________________________________
-Any antelope?
-Nuh-uh.
_________________________________
-Hippo?
-Nope.
_________________________________
Listen, kid, if you live with us,
you have to eat like us.
_________________________________
Hey, this looks like a good spot
to rustle up some grub.
_________________________________
Eugh, what's that?
_________________________________
A grub. What's it look like?
_________________________________
Eugh! Gross.
_________________________________
Mmm. Tastes like chicken.
_________________________________
Slimy yet satisfying.
_________________________________
These are rare delicacies. Mmm.
_________________________________
Piquant, with a very pleasant crunch.
_________________________________
You'll learn to love them.
_________________________________
I'm telling you, kid, this is the great life,
_________________________________
no rules, no responsibilities.
_________________________________
Ooh, the little cream-filled kind.
_________________________________
And best of all, no worries.
_________________________________
Well, kid?
_________________________________
Oh, well. Hakuna matata.
_________________________________
Slimy, yet satisfying.
_________________________________
That's it.

_________________________________

Hakuna matata

_________________________________

Hakuna matata

_________________________________

Hakuna matata

_________________________________

-Hakuna...

-It means no worries

_________________________________

For the rest of your days

_________________________________

It's our problem-free

_________________________________
Philosophy
_________________________________

Hakuna matata

_________________________________

Hakuna matata

_________________________________

Hakuna matata

_________________________________

Hakuna matata

_________________________________

Hakuna matata

_________________________________

Hakuna matata

_________________________________

Brrrrrr!

_________________________________

Hakuna matata

_________________________________

Hakuna matata

_________________________________

Yeah

_________________________________

Ta-ta!

_________________________________

Hah ha ha!

_________________________________

_________________________________
DONALD: "Felicitaciones,
uh, al Pato Donald..."
_________________________________

Oh! "Felicitations to Donald Duck

on his birthday,
_________________________________
"Friday the 13th,

from his friends in Latin America."
_________________________________

Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy!

What a pleasant surprise!
_________________________________

Whoops!
_________________________________

Ah, now, isn't that wonderful?

Which one should I open first?
_________________________________

My mama told me to take...
_________________________________

this one!
_________________________________

I wonder what's in it.
_________________________________
(QUACKS)
_________________________________

Oh, boy! Home movies!
Just what I wanted.

_________________________________

Well, well, well.
_________________________________

Well, doggone! A little penguin.
_________________________________

Oh! What a cute little fellow.
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

Well, what is this? How do you open
this thing, anyway, huh?
_________________________________
(SCREAMS, MUMBLES)
_________________________________

On with the show!
_________________________________
(MUMBLES)
_________________________________

The show must go on!
_________________________________
(MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
-NARRATOR: Aves Raras.
-Aves Raras?
_________________________________
NARRATOR: Sí, señor.
That means strange birds.
_________________________________

Oh, sure, sure. I know, birds!

_________________________________
(TWEETS)
_________________________________
NARRATOR: Yes, amigo.
Your feathered cousins.
_________________________________

You know, Donald,
you have more relatives here
_________________________________
than coffee beans in Brazil.
_________________________________

For instance, take the one

who lives way, way down...
_________________________________
Aha!
_________________________________

But suppose we let my friend,

Professor Holloway, tell us about it.
_________________________________

From the beginning to...

_________________________________
HOLLOWAY: El fin, the end.
NARRATOR: ...yes, thank you.
_________________________________

Professor?

_________________________________
HOLLOWAY: This story takes us
way down to the south pole.
_________________________________

Rather than stand on your heads,

let's turn the theater over.
_________________________________

There, that's better.
_________________________________

Two things you will find most
of down here are ice...
_________________________________
and penguins.
_________________________________

It's amazing that anybody

would want to live here,
_________________________________

but most penguins
wouldn't live anywhere else.
_________________________________

You couldn't find better weather

for fishing...
_________________________________

skiing, tobogganing, or swimming.
_________________________________

And there is nothing
the average penguin likes better
_________________________________

than a day at the beach.
_________________________________

Uh, but come on, let's meet Pablo.

He lives down at the end of main street.
_________________________________

Let's go in and see what's cooking.
_________________________________

Pablo could never remember

having been warm enough.
_________________________________

And so his closest companion

was Smokey Joe, his little stove.
_________________________________

Between chills,

Pablo had one burning desire,
_________________________________

to spend the rest of his life

on some tropical shore.
_________________________________

So, we see him bravely set forth

for the isle of his dreams.
_________________________________

The other penguins turned out

to give him a big send-off.
_________________________________

But when he gets just so far away
from his stove...
_________________________________

see what happens?
_________________________________

Too bad.

Perhaps he'll give up this wild idea.
_________________________________

But no, he's off to another start.
_________________________________

This time he's bringing a friend.
_________________________________
Uh-oh! Uh-oh, uh-oh!
_________________________________
Uh-oh! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
_________________________________

Anyway, it was a hot idea.
_________________________________

Well, maybe he'll be content

to stay at home this time.
_________________________________

But no! There he goes!
_________________________________

Hot-footing it to the land of the sun.
_________________________________

By now, the farewell committee

has been reduced to two.
_________________________________

Discouraging, isn't it?
_________________________________

Suddenly, Pablo got one of those ideas

that change a person's whole life.
_________________________________
A boat!
_________________________________

But where would he get a boat?
_________________________________

Just watch!
_________________________________

"Where there's a will, there's a way,"
they say.
_________________________________

And now, the official launching.
_________________________________

Day after day, the south wind
carried him north.
_________________________________

One day, a blanket of fog rolled in.
_________________________________

And it was so thick...
_________________________________
(FOGHORN BLARING)

_________________________________
HOLLOWAY: Must be near Cape Horn.
_________________________________

As the fog lifted...
_________________________________

he found himself headed straight

through the straits of Magellan,
_________________________________

and northward,
along Chile's rocky coast.
_________________________________

One day, a storm cloud came up.
_________________________________

Just a little bitty old storm cloud,
though.
_________________________________

And just tried awful hard

to have its first storm.
_________________________________

Didn't amount to much, though.
_________________________________

One day on lookout,

Pablo had a bit of a shock.
_________________________________

A waterspout off the port bow!
_________________________________

But it proved
to be the Juan Fernandez islands
_________________________________

where Robinson Crusoe once lived.
_________________________________
(SCOFFS) And still does, apparently.

_________________________________
(BELL CHIMING)
_________________________________
HOLLOWAY: Four bells and all's well.
_________________________________

According to Pablo's chart,

he should be nearing Vina Del Mar.
_________________________________

And strangely enough,

that's just where he is.
_________________________________

He sailed past Lima, capital of Peru.
_________________________________

Hugging the coastline with a tenacity
of purpose seldom found in a penguin.
_________________________________

One day, his telescope picked out a city

high up on top of a mountain.
_________________________________

The map said it was Quito.
_________________________________

And it was right smack on the equator.

_________________________________

It wasn't as easy to cross,
_________________________________

but with a little help from Neptune,

he made it.
_________________________________

So, making a left turn,
he followed the equator,

_________________________________

headed for the Galapagos islands.
_________________________________

Ah, that good old sun!
_________________________________

Pablo felt that he would
never get enough of it.
_________________________________

Oh, he hadn't counted on this.
_________________________________

Things looked pretty bad.
_________________________________

Help! Man the pumps,
she's sprung a leak!

_________________________________

Pipe all hands on deck!

Do things, get going!
_________________________________

Take to the lifeboats! Abandon ship!
_________________________________

Unruffle the mizzenmast

and man the poops, and...
_________________________________

don't just stand there, get going!

Swab the decks and... Heavens!
_________________________________
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________

Look! What's that?

Just what he's been looking for.
_________________________________

Pablo has finally reached

the isle of his dreams.
_________________________________

And so, as the warm,
tropical sun sinks slowly in the west,
_________________________________

we leave little Pablo, a bird in paradise.

_________________________________

A picture of health

in his new coat of tan.
_________________________________

He should be the happiest penguin
in the world.
_________________________________

Only... sometimes he gets to thinking...

_________________________________
NARRATOR: (LAUGHS) Never satisfied!
_________________________________

Well, that's human nature for you,

even if you're a penguin.
_________________________________

You're absolutely right!

_________________________________
NARRATOR: And now, Donald,
let's hop over the Andes.
_________________________________

From these snow-capped peaks

to the depths of the amazon jungle,
_________________________________

one finds many more strange
and exotic birds.
_________________________________

Like the Anambepreto

of Colombia and Venezuela.
_________________________________

He carries his own bagpipes

hidden under his beard.
_________________________________

Then there's his cousin, the Arapapa.
_________________________________

Pride of Paraguay,

whose perfect appearance
_________________________________

permits his pompous pride

in his pompadour.
_________________________________

And La Tijereta, the scissors bird.
_________________________________

The Colombian cutter.
_________________________________

Then there's the Arapacu de Pico Curvo.
_________________________________

He's always sticking his nose
into things.
_________________________________

Did you ever see such a freak beak?
_________________________________
-(DONALD LAUGHS)
-NARRATOR: Huh?
_________________________________

Speaking of beaks, what a time

two toucans have making love.
_________________________________

When they're beak to beak,

they can't get cheek to cheek.
_________________________________

Because when one toucan
turns his head,

_________________________________

only one toucan can.

_________________________________
(WATER SPLASHES)
_________________________________
-Uh-oh. Who's that?
-NARRATOR: Oh, a thousand pardons.
_________________________________

Señor Donald,
I would like to have you meet
_________________________________

one of the most eccentric birds

you have ever seen.
_________________________________

His name is the Aracuan.

You'll find him most everywhere.

_________________________________
Yeah, glad to know you.

Heh, pleased to meet ya!

_________________________________
NARRATOR:
Now he's called the Aracuan
_________________________________

because of the peculiar song he sings.
_________________________________

Which sounds something like this.

_________________________________
Ahhh!
_________________________________
(SINGS) Ba-da, bup, bup
Bup, bup, ba-dia
_________________________________
Ba-da, bup
Toot-toot-toot
_________________________________
Ba-da, bup, bup
Bup, bup, bup
_________________________________
Ba-da, bup, bup
Bup, bup, ba-dia
_________________________________
Ba-da, bup
Toot-toot-toot
_________________________________
Ba-da, bup, bup
Bup, bup, bup
_________________________________
NARRATOR: By the way, amigo,
_________________________________
did you know some birds
are skilled craftsmen?

_________________________________
Uh-uh. Is that so?

_________________________________
NARRATOR: Yes, quite a builder
is the little Marrequito.
_________________________________

His nest may look haphazard in design,

ah, but every single stick and straw...
_________________________________

is scientifically placed to withstand

the stress and strain of...
_________________________________
(CRASH)
_________________________________

Well, almost anything.
_________________________________

Literally dotted are the shores

of many tropical marshes,
_________________________________

with the brilliant plumage
of the flamingo.

_________________________________
Ha, ha, ha.
_________________________________
NARRATOR: (LAUGHS) And now,
Donald, how would you like to hear
_________________________________
a story about another bird so amazing

you won't believe it?
_________________________________

Oh, sure! You bet!

_________________________________
NARRATOR: It's a tale told
by an old gaucho from Uruguay.
_________________________________

Listen...

_________________________________
GAUCHO: It was early one morning
in springtime,
_________________________________

just as day was beginning to break.
_________________________________

As the sun came up over the...

Oh, but I am forgetting my story.
_________________________________

It was silent out there on the pampas.

Only one little bird was awake.
_________________________________

From his nest, came the little Hornero
to see if the...
_________________________________

Oh, say, do you know why

this bird's called the Hornero?
_________________________________

-No?

-Uh-uh. Why?

_________________________________
GAUCHO: You see,
his nest is just like the horno.
_________________________________

That's the oven
where we bake bread and our...
_________________________________
(LAUGHS) You know who that is?
_________________________________

That's me when I was a little gauchito!

Many, many years ago, of course.
_________________________________

And why was I up so early? Because
I was going out hunting all alone.
_________________________________

First, I put on my bombachas

and tied on my chiripá.
_________________________________

Then I slipped into my new Botas.
_________________________________

And I put my Boleadoras

where I could reach them in a hurry.
_________________________________

Gauchito!
Not forgetting my hunting knife.
_________________________________

And now I was ready to go. Ah!
_________________________________

Now the best place

to hunt the wild ostrich
_________________________________

is out on the wide-open plains.
_________________________________

On the broad flat land of the...
_________________________________

Flat land? Say, what am I doing here?
_________________________________

Oh, now I remember!
_________________________________

This day I was hunting for condor birds

high up in the mountains.
_________________________________

While looking for the condors,

I climbed to the top of a rock.
_________________________________

No, come to think of it, it was a tree.
_________________________________

Let's see, maybe it was a rock after all.
_________________________________

Although, I could swear it was a tree.
_________________________________

Oh, what's the difference?
Let it go, let it go.

_________________________________

My sharp eyes soon discovered

the nest of a...
_________________________________

Psst, Gauchito!

The nest. El Nido, El Nido.
_________________________________

I could tell from the wings he was...
_________________________________

He was at least five meters
from tip to tip.

_________________________________

The biggest condor bird

in all of... caramba!
_________________________________

What's this? I couldn't believe my eyes!

_________________________________

No, it couldn't be! But there it was!
_________________________________

I was looking face-to-face

with a flying donkey!
_________________________________

The donkey bird didn't seem bashful.
_________________________________

He flew right up close to...

Quick, Gauchito, now! Get him, quick!
_________________________________

Ah, got him!
_________________________________

Now, now. Easy, easy. Tch, tch, tch.
_________________________________
Oh, oh, oh, ohh!
_________________________________

This donkey should be worth a fortune.

I couldn't let him get away.
_________________________________

So, I made up my mind I'd catch him
if it took me the rest of...
_________________________________

Now I had him! Hold him, Gauchito!

Ride him, cowboy!
_________________________________

He acted just like he was loco.

But I was an expert, of course.
_________________________________

He thought he could throw
this Gauchito,
_________________________________

but he soon found out
who was the boss.

_________________________________

Psst, Gauchito? Who is the boss?
_________________________________

I decided to train him for racing

far out where nobody could see,
_________________________________

'cause I planned to win thousands
of pesos for this little Burrito and me.
_________________________________

I made brilliant plans for the future.
_________________________________

We'd live like a couple of kings,

and I'd be the world's richest Gaucho.
_________________________________

With my hands full
of big diamond rings.
_________________________________
(WHISTLES)
_________________________________

Ah, macanudo! Okay.
_________________________________

This Burrito was tame as a kitten.

He was learning new tricks every day.
_________________________________

You should see how he begged

for my mate.
_________________________________

He liked it much better than hay.
_________________________________
(CHIRPS)
_________________________________
Hee-haw, hee-haw!
_________________________________

Then we soon fell asleep
by the campfire.
_________________________________
We both were as tired as could be.
_________________________________

And tomorrow was very important

for little Burrito and me.
_________________________________

For this was the day of fiesta.
_________________________________

The gauchos were happy and gay.

They danced the Zamba and Gato,
_________________________________

and gambled their pesos away.
_________________________________

While the crowd sang and danced
in the plaza,
_________________________________

I just stood in the shade of a tree,
_________________________________

and watched them toss coins
at the Sapo,

_________________________________

but this game meant nothing to me.
_________________________________

Some others were rolling the Bochas

and betting on games of this kind.
_________________________________

I didn't join in these pastimes.

I had something bigger in mind.
_________________________________

A Caballo!

_________________________________
GAUCHO: The race was about to begin,
and the grand prize was 1,000 pesos.
_________________________________
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
_________________________________

The gauchos were howling with laughter

when they saw us come out on the track.
_________________________________

I whispered,
"Remember the wings, Burrito."

_________________________________

Oh, oh, oh, ohh! Not yet, not yet!
_________________________________

The gauchos and horses
were all on their toes.

_________________________________
Listos! Larguen!

_________________________________
GAUCHO: We were off
with the speed of a bullet!
_________________________________

We flew down the track like the wind.

Every gaucho was, uh, uh...
_________________________________

In the meanwhile, Burrito and I were,

uh, jockeying for position.
_________________________________

Psst, Gauchito!
They went that way. That way!

_________________________________
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
_________________________________

No wonder they laughed.

I didn't even look like a jockey.
_________________________________

Hey, Gauchito! Come on,
look like a jockey.

_________________________________

Pepito, the pride of Mendoza

was setting a furious pace,
_________________________________

and Fuego, Gordito and Pingo,

you never have seen such a race.
_________________________________

Now it's Pepito and Fuego,

it's Fuego and Pepito,
_________________________________

and here comes Gordito on the rail!

Do your stuff, kid.
_________________________________

No? Well, don't wait too long or...

Look out!
_________________________________

Uh-huh, what did I tell you?
_________________________________

Come on, Gauchito!
The wings, the wings!

_________________________________

Quickly, I untied the rope.

Come on, come on.
_________________________________

Quickly, I untied the rope.
_________________________________

Huh? The knife, the knife!

Cortalo, cortalo!
_________________________________

And now we go.
_________________________________

You should see little Burrito tearing
up the track so fast, you couldn't see us!
_________________________________

And now, down the home stretch
comes Fuego.
_________________________________
Now Pepito's ahead on the rail.

Here comes Pingo, Gordito and Gato,
_________________________________

and Dorado is right on his tail!
_________________________________

But where is Burrito?
_________________________________

Here comes Burrito!
_________________________________

We passed them

like they were standing still.

_________________________________
ANNOUNCER: And now coming down
across the line of finish, it's...
_________________________________
Burrito, the winner!

_________________________________
GAUCHO: Well, amigos, it was all over,
but the shouting.
_________________________________

-I thought. Oh-uh.
-(CROWD CHEERING)

_________________________________
GAUCHO: Caramba! The jig was up.
_________________________________
(CHIRPS)
_________________________________
Hee-haw, hee-haw!
_________________________________
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
_________________________________
GAUCHO: What became

of the flying donkey, you ask?
_________________________________

Neither him nor me was ever
seen again as long as we lived.

_________________________________

Adiós, amigo.

_________________________________
DONALD: Adiós, so long. Goodbye!
_________________________________

What's going on here?

_________________________________
_________________________________
Hundred Acre Wood Part 1
_________________________________

_________________________________

PIGLET: Hello, is anyone there?

_________________________________

(STAMMERS) What am I to do?
I'm all alone.
_________________________________
Pooh? Pooh? Where are you?

It's me, Piglet.
_________________________________
_________________________________
A Very Import Thing to Do – Winnie the Pooh

_________________________________
_________________________________

Here you are, Pooh.
_________________________________

Oh, and make sure

everyone can see them.
_________________________________

Oh, I will, Christopher.
_________________________________

(SINGING) Come one, come two,
come all everyone heed the call
_________________________________

There's a very important thing to do
_________________________________

Drop what you're doing and come
_________________________________

Bumpitybumpitybum
_________________________________

There's a very important thing to do
_________________________________

It's time to gather 'round
the work has just begun
_________________________________

And when it's done
then you'll have found
_________________________________

that you have had some fun
_________________________________

With a monumentuous, consequentuous
_________________________________

very important thing to do

_________________________________

_________________________________

(GASPS) Oh, dear! I was just...
Never mind. I'm sorry!

_________________________________

Don't be scared.
You're looking for Pooh, right?

_________________________________

You know Pooh?
_________________________________
Oh, you see,
_________________________________
I have something for him.
_________________________________
I have to take it to Pooh right away!

_________________________________

Oh, Pooh!
_________________________________

Oh, I believe
I smell a delicious something,
_________________________________
a something like honey!

_________________________________

PIGLET: Pooh!

_________________________________

Hello, Piglet. How have you been?

_________________________________

Oh, I'm so glad to see you.
I though you'd gone away.
_________________________________
I brought what you asked for.

_________________________________

Thank you, Piglet.
Now I can finally have some honey.

_________________________________

Really? But how?

_________________________________

I shall hold on to the balloon,
_________________________________
and fly like a bee up
the Hunny Tree, see.

_________________________________

But, if you take their honey,
won't the bees be angry?

_________________________________

Hmm...
_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________

_________________________________

Christopher Robin lived in
another part of the forest

_________________________________

where he could be near his friends,

and help them with their problems.

_________________________________
On this summer day,

gloomy old Eeyore,

_________________________________
being stuffed with sawdust,

had lost his tail again.

_________________________________
-Eeyore, this won't hurt.

-Never does.
_________________________________
Ooh. (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

There now. Did I get your tail

back on properly, Eeyore?
_________________________________

No matter.
Most likely lose it again, anyway.
_________________________________
(CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________

It is my considered opinion
_________________________________

that Eeyore's tail should
be placed a trifle to the right.
_________________________________

Now, if you were to ask me,
_________________________________

I think it's just a wee bit...
_________________________________

South.
_________________________________

No, no. North, dear.
_________________________________

Cheer up, Eeyore.
_________________________________
Don't be so gloomy. Try swishing it.
_________________________________
(LAUGHTER)
_________________________________

-It worked. It worked.

-Oh, goody! Hooray!
_________________________________

Thanks.
_________________________________
It's not much of a tail,

but I'm sort of attached to it.
_________________________________

Good morning, Christopher Robin.
_________________________________

Oh, good morning, Winnie the Pooh.
_________________________________

-Good morning, Pooh bear.

-Good morning, Pooh bear.
_________________________________

If it is a good morning, which I doubt.
_________________________________

What are you looking for, Pooh bear?
_________________________________

I just said to myself, coming along,

thinking and wondering,
_________________________________

if you had such a thing as a...
_________________________________

Such a thing, Christopher,
as a balloon, about you.

_________________________________

What do you want a balloon for?
_________________________________
Psst.
_________________________________

Honey.
_________________________________

But you don't get honey with a balloon.
_________________________________

-I do.

-How?
_________________________________

I shall fly like a bee
_________________________________

up to the honey tree. See?
_________________________________

But just a minute.
_________________________________

You can't fool the bees that way.
_________________________________

You'll see!
_________________________________

Now, would you be so kind
_________________________________
as to tow me to a muddy place
of which I know of.

_________________________________

_________________________________

If you could only
chase away those bees,
_________________________________
I'm quite certain I could
get a small morsel of honey.
_________________________________
Would you help me get some honey?

_________________________________

Should I help Pooh get some honey?
_________________________________
Sure!

_________________________________

Oh. Hello there, Owl.

_________________________________

Good day, Pooh. What are you doing?
_________________________________
Using a balloon to get
some honey? Splendid idea!
_________________________________
Allow to offer a few pointers.
_________________________________
Ahem!
_________________________________
Now, Pooh can get honey
_________________________________
by floating up this tree with his balloon.
_________________________________
The honey is inside the tree hollows,
not the beehives you see here.
_________________________________
There's quite a lot of honey
in these holes.
_________________________________
If Pooh gets too close,
_________________________________
the bees will come out
to protect their honey.
_________________________________
If they get to Pooh,
they'll pop his balloon.
_________________________________
Lock onto the bees and swat them away.
_________________________________
The more time Pooh
has at each hollow,
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the more honey he can eat.

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There's more honey higher up, too.
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If the jumping from branch
to branch proves difficult,
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try the Rush command.
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Rush can help you
catch up to Pooh quickly.
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But it isn't fully reliable. Good luck.
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NARRATOR: So Christopher Robin

towed Winnie the Pooh

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to the very muddy place.
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Pooh rolled and rolled

until he was black all over.

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(HUMMING)
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There, now. (CHUCKLES)
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Isn't this a clever disguise?
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What are you supposed to be?
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I'm a little, black rain cloud, of course.
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(CHUCKLES) Silly old bear.
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Now, would you aim me

at the bees, please?
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(BUZZING)
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Careful, Pooh. Hold on tight.
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Yes.
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-Four...

-Yes.
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-...three...

-Yes.
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-...two...

-Yes.
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...one!
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(SINGING)
I'm just a little black rain cloud
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Hovering under the honey tree
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I'm only a little black rain cloud
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Pay no attention to little me

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POOH AND CHRISTOPHER:

Everyone knows that a rain cloud

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Never eats honey

No, not a nip
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I'm just floating around
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Over the ground
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Wondering where I will drip

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(BUZZING)
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(BUZZING)
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Christopher Robin,
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I think the bees

S-U-S-P-E-C-T something.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Perhaps they think

you're after their honey.
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Well, it may be that.

You never can tell with bees.
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Oh, I'm just a little black rain cloud

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(BUZZING)
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Hovering under the honey tree

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(GULP)
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(BUZZING)
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Ah!
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(BUZZING)
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(BUZZING)
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(SPUTTERING BUZZ)
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Christopher Robin!
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I think it would help with this deception,
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if you would kinda open

your umbrella and say...
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-"Tut, tut, it looks like rain."

-Tut, tut, it looks like rain.
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Tut, tut, it looks like rain.
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(ANGRY BUZZ)
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(BUZZING)
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Ooh!
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(LAUGHING BUZZ)

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Christopher Robin, I have come

to a very important decision.
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These are the wrong sorts of bees!
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(EXPLODING)
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(LAUGHING)
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Excuse me, please, bees.
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Christopher Robin!
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Oh, bother!
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I think I shall come down.
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I'll catch you, Pooh. (GRUNTS)
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(BUGLE CHARGE)
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Hurry, come on. The bees!
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Help!
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Christopher!
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Christopher Robin,

you never can tell with bees.
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(BUZZING)

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That was yummy in my tummy,
but there's room for a bit more.
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The Winner Song – Winnie the Pooh

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NARRATOR: As the others
searched for a tail,

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Pooh realized that a pine cone

would not win him the honey.
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Why not?
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Because it would have to be

something special.
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Oh. Special, you say. Special.
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Think, think, think.
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No hurry, Pooh. Just take your time.
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Take my time. What a wonderful idea.
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Cuckoo, cuckoo.
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-Thanks, Pooh.

-Congratulations.
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You've won the contest.
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(SINGING) It's Pooh
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It's Pooh
Pooh wins the honey pot
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Found a tail for his friend
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Now it's on my rear end
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You get the honey, enjoy
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(CRASHING)
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I knew it was too good to be true.
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Oh, dear.
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Well, rules are rules. So sorry, Pooh.
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Excuse me. We could give B'loon a try!
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Woah! (GIGGLES)
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How clever, Piglet.
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What do you think, Eeyore?
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Sure is a cheerful color.

Guess I'll have to get used to it.
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(SINGING) It's Piglet
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It's Piglet

Piglet wins the honey pot
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Takes the prize fair and square
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I'm still a bit up in the air.
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You get the honey, enjoy
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Hmm. This may not work after all.
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(SIGHS)
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(NARRATOR READING)
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(ACCORDION MAKES
SOMBER MUSIC)

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It's okay. I'll learn to live without it.
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Poor dear.
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You know, I may have just the thing.
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Up, up, up you go.
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(HUMMING)
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There you are.
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It's an awful nice tail, Kanga.

Much nicer than the rest of me.
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(SINGS) It's Kanga...
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No! No, no, no, no.

How about we celebrate with silence?
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Enjoy
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Oh, bother.
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My tummy is feeling

a little 11 o'clock-ish.
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Do you still tell the time, clock friend?
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I can't tell by the expression

on your face.

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Oh, another summon gem?
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Let's help this little one.
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Bibbity bobbity boo!
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It's Bambi.

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