Disney NeverEnding Chronology (Autumn 2017 Part 1) - Subtitles (en)

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September–October 2017

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RALPH: Okay. My turn, my turn.

Um, I got one.
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VANELLOPE:
Great, but can you make it
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a little more challenging
this time?
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RALPH: Okay. Check this out.
(CLEARS THROAT)
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I spy with my little eye...
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something yellow...
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and round, and it eats dots.
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VANELLOPE: (SCOFFS)
Seriously, Ralph?
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RALPH: Yeah, seriously.

You're never gonna get it.
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VANELLOPE: Well, obviously,
it's Pac-Man.
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RALPH: No, that's not...
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Why is it obvious?
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Name one other thing
in this whole arcade
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that is yellow and round
and eats dots.
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I can name two things.
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Ms. Pac-Man and Baby Pac-Man.
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Boom! I accept your apology.
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Yeah, you're right. Okay.
But was it Pac-Man?

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-Yeah, you got me.
-(VANELLOPE LAUGHS)
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VANELLOPE: Knew it.
All right, riddle me this...
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do you or do you not think
that Zangief waxes?
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No way. Look at the guy.

He looks like a yeti.
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I don't know.
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I mean, if the fur
were confined to his chest,

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I might agree...
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but look at those
two very specific
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tuffets of shin hair...
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poking out of his boots.
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That does not just happen,
Ralph. That is a choice.
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RALPH:
You're totally right, kid.
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He's baby smooth
everywhere else.
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I rest my case.
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My mind is blown!
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Let's go get a root beer.
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RALPH: (SIGHS) Okay, let's see
what you got, kid.
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-(BURPS)
-Ooh!
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Nice one. Okay.
(CLEARS THROAT)
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I think I got one
in the chamber.
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-(BURPS LOUDLY)
-Ew!
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-Gross.

-Thank you.
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Hey, wanna sneak into Tron?

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Doesn't that game
have a virus?
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No. I'm sure they fixed it.
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-(LASERS ZAPPING)
-VANELLOPE: Whoo!
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I'm gonna beat
my speed record!
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Hey, wait for me!
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(VANELLOPE WHOOPING)
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(DISTORTED WHOOPING)
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VANELLOPE: Ralph.
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RALPH: Yeah?
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VANELLOPE: I don't think
they fixed the game.
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RALPH: Uh... No.
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Help!
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Hey, Tron!
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Tronny!
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Tronny boy!
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Help!
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VANELLOPE: Do you realize
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we're basically
just, like, zeroes and ones...

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floating around the universe
like tiny specks of dust?
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Like, doesn't the very nature
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of our existence
make you wonder...
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if there's more to life
than this?
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Why would I wonder
if there's more to life
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when the life
I got is perfect?
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I mean, sure.
Doesn't look so hot on paper.
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I'm just a bad guy
from some old video game
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who wrecks a building.

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And yeah, for 27 years,
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I was a total zero
without any friends.
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But now,
I got a best friend...
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who just happens to be
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the coolest kid
in the whole arcade.

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Aw, thanks, pal.
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Watch this.
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(GRUNTS)
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-(BUZZING)
-RALPH: Home run!
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All right,
let's go watch the sunrise.
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(DUCKS QUACKING)
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Are we having fun yet?
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We are now. You've got a bite.
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Whoa, mama!
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Oh, no, my good pole!
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(CHOKING)
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Huh? You're not strangling me.
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What the...

Why, strangling's only good for...
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Well, it's not really good for anything.
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I think the only time

you should lay hands on a boy
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is when you're giving him

a good old pat on the back.
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Hey, what the hell are you...
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Oh... One more time.
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-(INCOHERENT RAMBLING)

-(MEOWING)
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-(BOTTLES CLINKING)

-Honey, I'm home.
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(SHRIEKS)
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(GROWLS)
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(GUITAR PLAYING SWEETLY)
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LISA: We are at the
tipping point, people.

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If we don't do something now, uh...
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I'm sorry, I lost my train of thought.
Isn't he dreamy?

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-Agreed.

-(GAVEL BANGS)
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Okay, so here's the bottom line.
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If we don't change our ways right now,
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pollution in Lake Springfield

will be at this level.
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(MOTOR WHIRRING)
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That's not so bad.
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-No, the lift is stuck.

-(GEARS GRINDING)
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(WHIRRING AND GRINDING)
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(CRASHING)
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Am I getting through to anyone?
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Hell, yeah. We need a new one
of those things.

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All in favor of a new scissor lift say aye.
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-CROWD: Aye.

-No!
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This lake is just one piece of trash

away from a toxic nightmare.
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But I knew you wouldn't listen,
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so I took the liberty of pouring water

from the lake
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in all your drinking glasses.
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(SPITTING AND GROANING)
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MOE: This is why we should hate kids.

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This is serious, people.
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No more dumping in the lake.

I hereby declare a state of emergency.
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Code black.
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(GASPING)
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Black? That's the worst color there is.
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-No offense there, Carl.

-I get it all the time.

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(TRIUMPHANT

ORCHESTRATION PLAYS)
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(SIZZLING)
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(MACHINERY WHIRRING)
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Uh, sorry, sorry. No dumping in the lake.
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Fine. I will put my yard

trimmings in a car compactor.
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Uh... Chief, I think there

was a dead body in there.
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I thought that too,

until he said "yard trimmings."
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You got to learn to listen, Lou.
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Let us now make sure this barrier

is completely idiot proof.
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-Cletus.

-Yessum?
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Try to dump something in the lake.
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Okay.
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I can't. (STAMMERS) I simply can't.
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-Brilliant.

-Very effective.

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VANELLOPE:
Are you really saying
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there's not one single,
solitary thing...
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about your life
that you would change?

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RALPH: Well, think about it.
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You and me get to
goof off all night long.
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Litwak shows up, we go to
work, we put in our hours.
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Then the arcade closes
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and we get to do it
all over again.
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The only thing I might do

different in that scenario...
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would be not having
to go to work.
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Other than that, (CHUCKLES)
I wouldn't change a thing.
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Huh?
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Hey, where'd our sunrise go?
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MR. LITWAK: All right,
let's get you plugged in.
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(BEEPING)
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(GASPS)
That's a plug-in alert.
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Litwak hasn't plugged in
a new game in forever.
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-Let's go see what it is!
-Yeah!
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RALPH: Excuse us. Excuse us.
Minor emergency.
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Hey, Felix, Calhoun,
what's getting plugged in?
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Well, Ralph, Sonic thinks
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it's gonna be
a new pinball machine.
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What do you think, lady love?
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I'll bet you a shiny nickel

it's a blood pressure machine.
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-Kids love those things.
-RALPH: Ooh.
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(ALARM BLARING)
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Please be a racing game.
Please be a racing game.
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Please be a racing game.
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"Whiffee"? Or, "Wifey"?
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Well, it's either wiffle ball,

or an arranged marriage game.
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It's actually pronounced
"Wi-Fi," Ralph.
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Yeah, that's what I said.
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And Wi-Fi is the Internet...
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which is an online community
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where human beings
go to shop...
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and play games and socialize.
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Ooh, fun!
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Oh, no, it is not.
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That sign right there
says "Wi-Fi."
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What it should say
is "Die-Fi."
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(CHUCKLES)
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That's a little humor there.
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But seriously, the Internet
is nothing to laugh at.
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It is new, it is different,
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and therefore
we should fear it.
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So keep out, for Pete's sake,
and get to work.
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The arcade's about to open.
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Figures, we finally get

something new plugged in...
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and we're not even allowed
to go in there.
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Totally not fair.
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A new racing game
would've been cool.
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Something wrong
with your game?
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No, no.
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It's just every bonus level's
been unlocked.
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I know every shortcut.
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Man, I'd kill for even
just a new track!
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New track? You already got,
like, three choices.
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Yeah, I know,
but don't you ever wish

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something new and different..
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would happen in your game?
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Nope.
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Really?
Well, agree to disagree.

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Wait, I don't wanna disagree.
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No, no.
It's just a fancy way to say
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we don't have to
argue about it.
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We're arguing?
I don't wanna argue.
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Relax. Stop making it a thing.
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Go to work. I'll see you
tonight, stench-vessel.
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All right.
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(SIGHS)
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She wants a new track,
I'll give her a new track.

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So now I had a secret life.

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(GASPS)
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(CACKLING)
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The only one who knew about it
was Emile.
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(WHISPERING FIERCELY)
Hey, Emile. Emile.

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I found a mushroom.

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Come on, you're good at hiding food.
Help me find a good place to put this.

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He doesn't understand me,
but I can be myself around him.

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Why are you walking like that?
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I don't want to constantly
have to wash my paws.

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Did you ever think about how we walk
on the same paws
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that we handle food with?
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You ever think about
what we put into our mouths?
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All the time.

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When I eat, I don't want to taste
everywhere my paws have been.

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Well, go ahead.

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But if Dad sees you walking like that,
he's not going to like it.

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(SNIFFING)
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What have you got there?
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Ah, oh, oh...

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(CHUCKLING)
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You found cheese?
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And not just any cheese.
Tomme de chevre de pays!
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That would go beautifully
with my mushroom.

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And...

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(STUTTERING)
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This rosemary! This rosemary
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with maybe with a few drops
from this sweet grass.

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Well, throw it on the pile, I guess,
and then we'll... You know...

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We don't want to throw this in
with the garbage. This is special.

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But we're supposed
to return to the colony
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before sundown or,
you know, Dad's gonna...

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Emile!
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There are possibilities
unexplored here.

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We got to cook this.

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Now, exactly how we cook this
is the real question...

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Yeah.

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The key is to keep turning it.

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Get the smoky flavor nice and even.

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(THUNDER RUMBLING)
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That storm's getting closer.

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Hey, Remy, you think that maybe
we shouldn't be so...

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(BOTH SCREAMING)
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(MOANING)
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(MUNCHING)
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Oh! You got to taste this!
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This is... It's got this kind of...
It's burny, melty...

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It's not really a smoky taste.
It's a certain... It's kind of like a...

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(IMITATES EXPLOSION)
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It's got, like, this "ba-boom, zap"
kind of taste. Don't you think?
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-What would you call that flavor?

-(HESITANTLY) Lightning-y?
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Yeah. It's lightning-y!
We got to do that again.

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Okay, when the next storm comes,
we'll go up on the roof...

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I know what this needs! Saffron!
A little saffron would make this!
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Saffron. Why do I get the feeling
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-it's in the kitchen?

-It's in the kitchen.

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(SNORTS)
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(KISSING)
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Ayayay!
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Un burro amoroso!
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Don't get any ideas. Huh?
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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Maybe we should kiss
just to break the tension.

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What's going on here?
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Uh, nothing, nothing.
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I'm not sure that pig
should be in the house.

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And by the way,
what are you doing with his leavings?

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Don't worry. I've devised a most
elegant solution.

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(GROANS) Oh, it's leaking.
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It's not leaking, it's overflowing.
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He filled up the whole silo

in just two days?
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Well, I helped.
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Homer, stop. I know it's easy

for your mind to wander...
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(CYMBALS CLICKING)
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(MUFFLED) I want you

to really concentrate on me.
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I can't escape the feeling that this is
the crisis Grandpa warned us about.

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You have to dispose
of that waste properly.

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Okay, Marge, I will.
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You can take Spider Pig with you.
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He's not Spider-Pig anymore.

He's Harry Plopper.
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(SNORTS)
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(FAINT CELL PHONE RINGING)
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(GRUNTS)
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Y'ello.
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Homer, you got to get over here.
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Health inspector
shut down the doughnut store,
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they're giving out free doughnuts.

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Oh, my God, oh, my God.

I just got one thing I got to do first.
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Well, you better hurry!
They're going fast.

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(GUNSHOT)
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Whoa, that was close.
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Oh!
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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(GRUNTS)
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(GURGLING)
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(GURGLING)
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(FIZZING)
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Uh-oh.
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SKULL: Evil!

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Drive, drive, drive!
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-(SNORTING)

-Oh, right.
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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(CHITTERING)
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(SNARLING)
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(BUBBLING)
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(GROWLING)
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(GIGGLES)
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Look at that. You can see the

four states that border Springfield.
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Ohio, Nevada, Maine and Kentucky.
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Oh, yeah.
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And if you look real close,

you can almost... (SHRIEKS)
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Well, this certainly seems odd,
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but who am I to question

the work of the Almighty?
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Oh, we thank you, Lord, for

this mighty fine intelligent design.
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Good job.
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BART: Jabbity, jabbity, jab, jab, jab!

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Hey, jab one more eye,
and it's a federal crime.

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-Who are you?

-Environmental Protection Agency.
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Russ Cargill, head of the E.P.A.,

here to see the president.
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(BUZZING)
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(RAPID BUZZING)
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Mr. President.
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Ja. That is me.
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Pollution in Springfield

has reached crisis levels.
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Oh... I hate this job. Everything's

crisis this and end of the world that.
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Nobody opens with a joke.

I miss Danny DeVito.
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You want a joke, huh?

Stop me if you've heard this one.
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-(GROWLING)

-(GASPS)
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Look at those angry eyes
and giant teeth.

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It's like Christmas

at the Kennedy compound.
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You know, sir, when you

made me head of the E.P.A.,
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you were applauded for appointing one

of the most successful men in America
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to the least successful

agency in government.
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And why did I take the job?
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'Cause I'm a rich man who

wanted to give something back.
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Not the money, but something.
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So here is our chance to kick

some ass for Mother Earth.
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I'm listening.
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Well, I've narrowed your choices
down to five unthinkable options.

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Each will cause untold misery...
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I pick number three.
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You don't even want to read them first?
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I was elected to lead, not to read.
Number three!

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(LOW RUMBLING)
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(INHALER WHOOSING)
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(CHOKING)
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(RUMBLING)
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(SCREAMING)
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(ROTORS WHIRRING)
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(CRACKING AND RUMBLING)
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(GASPING) We're being sealed
in a dome! (YELLS)

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(THUDS) Whoa!
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Oh, what do I do?

I don't know what to do.
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If I stay I'm trapped, if I leave I'm alone.
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Oh, God! In, out, in, out...
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I never saw Venice.
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(HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING)
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(CRASHING)
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EPA! EPA! Trapped forever.
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It's all come true.
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That crazy old man in church was right.
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(SUCTION POPPING)
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(SCREAMING) D'oh-ome!
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(INDISTINCT MURMURING)
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(SIRENS APPROACHING)
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(GASPING AND SHRIEKING)
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All right, men, open fire.
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-(GUNSHOTS RICOCHETING)

-COPS: Ow!
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Who's hurt? Raise your hands.
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(GROANING)
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Without the attitude.
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People, people.
I have an important announcement.

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I have just perfected
an acid-firing super-drill

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which can cut through anything.
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-Hey, that's cool.

-(CROWD GASPING)
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It's right there.
Just outside... of the dome.

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(CROWD GROANING)
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(BANGING)
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What ruthless madmen

could have done this to us?
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CARGILL:

The United States government.
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(GASPING AND MURMURING)
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(STATIC HISSES)
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My name is Russ Cargill,

and I'm head of the E.P.A.
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(INDISTINCT MURMURING)
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The what?
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-Environmental Protection Agency.

-LENNY: Come again?
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Look, I'm a man on a big TV. Just listen.
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-Springfield has become...

-MAN 1: Whoo! Springfield!
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the most polluted city

in the history of the planet.
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KRUSTY: Drama queen!

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To keep your poisons from spreading,
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your government has

sealed you all within this dome.
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(GASPING)
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Believe me,
it's the last thing we wanted to do.
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I do own the company that makes

the dome, but that's beside the point.
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What, are you telling us
we're trapped like rats?

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No, rats can't be trapped this easily.

You're trapped like carrots.
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Wait. We couldn't be more polluted.

Everyone stopped dumping in the lake.
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Apparently someone
didn't get the message.

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Act natural.
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(SNORTS)
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Hey, buddy, sooner or later, people are
going to come by and discover this.

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Don't worry about that. We found

a way to take you off the map.
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G.P.S.: Coming up on your right...

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-(BEEP)

-Nothing.
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This is Kent Brockman,

reporting to you on a crisis so serious
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it has its own name and theme music.
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(DRAMATIC THEME PLAYING)
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The dome has put

an end to life as we know it.
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The town is running low on supplies

of everything from gasoline to Botox.
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Moment, please.
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Now, as always, (CHUCKLES)

we end our news on the lighter side.
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It's the time of year when

the swallows return to Springfield.
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(CHIRPING)
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(THUDDING)
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(SCREECHING ALONG GLASS)
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(MEOWING)

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(WHIRRING)
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SWATI: Come on, Nafisa!

Let's play Sugar Rush!
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Pick Vanellope, Swati.
She's got the best superpower.

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Yeah, the glitch. I love her.
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ANNOUNCER: Drivers,
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-start your engines.
-(ENGINES REVVING)
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You're gonna lose today,
Princess.
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While, yes, I am technically
a princess, Taffyta...

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I'd rather you'd just think of
me as plain old Vanellope...
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the racer who's about to
kick your butt.
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ANNOUNCER:
Three, two, one, go!

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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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And pardon me, excuse me,
coming through.
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VANELLOPE: Whoo-hoo!
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Whoo!
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And one, two, three gumboils
right on cue.
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Yeah, I love it
when she glitches.
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(ENGINES REVVING)
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(VANELLOPE SNORING)
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Ooh! Huh.
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Excuse me.
I must have fallen asleep.
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Oh, fun. I'm winning.
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(CRYING)
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ANNOUNCER:
Vanellope takes a huge lead.
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No one's gonna catch her now.
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(EXCLAIMING)
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She's gonna love this.
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(ENGINE REVVING)
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(CHUCKLES) Right on time.
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What?
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"Looking for something new...
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"and different?
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"Then take this track."
(LAUGHS)
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Oh, Ralph,
you old son-of-a-gun.
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I'd say I got a little time
for a detour.
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SWATI: Whoa!
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Hey, look, I think I unlocked
a new track.
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-Never seen that before.
-(VANELLOPE WHOOPING)
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(EXCLAIMING SHAKILY)
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This is awesome!
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-Hey, thanks, Ralph!
-(RALPH LAUGHS)
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You're welcome!
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Get back up on the track,
Swati.
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You're going to lose.
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(STAMMERS) I can't.
It's like it's driving itself.

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Whoo! (EXCLAIMING)
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What is wrong with this thing?
(GRUNTS)
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(CHUCKLES) What?
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-(GRUNTING)
-(GASPS, GRUNTS)
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(GRUNTING)
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-(GRUNTING)
-(GASPS)
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-(YELLS) No, no!
-(GASPS)
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RALPH: Kid!
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(VANELLOPE SCREAMING)
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(VANELLOPE SHRIEKS)
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
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RALPH: Kid! Kid!
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Oh, kid, I'm so sorry,
are you okay?

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VANELLOPE: Oh, my gosh.
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What an amazing track!
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Thank you, Ralph! Thank you,
thank you, thank you!
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(LAUGHS) You're welcome!
_________________________________

You know I take my duty
as your hero very seriously.
_________________________________

Wait a minute.
_________________________________
You took a serious
doody where?
_________________________________
(BOTH LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(WHISPERING)
Vanellope, get up here.
_________________________________

We have a situation.
_________________________________

Mr. Litwak, the Vanellope

racer wasn't working...
_________________________________
and I think maybe
I turned the wheel too hard.
_________________________________

-Whoa.

-I'm real sorry.
_________________________________

It's okay, Swati.
_________________________________

I think I can get it back
on there pretty easy.

_________________________________

-What did you do, Ralph?

-Nothing.
_________________________________

Leave him alone.
_________________________________
He was just trying to
make the game more exciting.

_________________________________
Yeah, why don't you relax,
Taffyta? Litwak will fix it.
_________________________________

All right, on you...
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
-(NAFISA GASPS)
-Oh!
_________________________________

Okay. Still not a problem.
_________________________________

He'll just order a new part.
_________________________________

Well, I'd order the new part...
_________________________________

but the company
that made Sugar Rush

_________________________________
went out of business
years ago.
_________________________________
-(RALPH SIGHS)
-(CANDLEHEAD EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

BOYD: I can try to find one
on the Internet.
_________________________________

NAFISA: Good idea.
GIRL: Oh, me too.
_________________________________

Good luck, that'll be like
finding a needle in a...
_________________________________

I found one! On ebay!
_________________________________

Really? How about that?
_________________________________

See? Those kids
have it under control.
_________________________________
They're just gonna get another

wheel from the eboy.
_________________________________

MR. LITWAK: Are you
kidding me? How much?
_________________________________

That's more than this game
makes in a year.
_________________________________

Aw, I hate to say it,
_________________________________
but my salvage guy
is coming on Friday...
_________________________________

and it might be time to sell

Sugar Rush for parts.
_________________________________

-SWATI: Aww.
-Where's he going?
_________________________________

Litwak's gonna
unplug the game.
_________________________________

Get out of here!
Go, scram, let's go, run!
_________________________________
RALPH: Go, run, run, run, run!
_________________________________
-Let's go!
-JUBILEENA: Run!
_________________________________
(SURGE PROTECTOR WHISTLING)
_________________________________
(RUMBLING)
_________________________________

WYNNCHEL: Gangway!
_________________________________
DUNCAN: Yeah,
you heard him, gangway!
_________________________________
(GROANS) Stop it! No running!
_________________________________

What are you people doing
out of your game,

_________________________________
for Peter's sake?
_________________________________

The arcade is open!
_________________________________

(PANTING) Sugar Rush
is getting unplugged.
_________________________________
(WHIRRING)
_________________________________
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
_________________________________
-(POWERING DOWN)
-(ALL EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

-We're homeless! (SOBBING)

-Yeah, yeah, we're homeless!
_________________________________

-Oh, what are we gonna do?
-(CRYING)
_________________________________

Y'all, calm down, calm down.

Get a hold of yourselves.
_________________________________
SUGAR RUSH CANDY:
I don't want to be gameless.
_________________________________
(SURGE PROTECTOR GROANS)

_________________________________
An unplugging.
Good Lord.

_________________________________
I haven't seen
this many gameless characters
_________________________________

since Space Invaders
went down.
_________________________________
Um...
_________________________________

Where are we gonna live?
_________________________________

Well, you can stay here until
the arcade closes, I guess...
_________________________________

and then we'll figure out
_________________________________
where the heck
we're gonna put you all.

_________________________________

_________________________________

(WIND RUSTLING TREES)
_________________________________

(MARGE SIGHS DEEPLY)
_________________________________

I think the thing I miss most

is a simple summer breeze.
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Maggie?
_________________________________

(SUCKS PACIFIER)
_________________________________
ANNOUNCER: We've got dome

wax, dome polish, dome freshener,

_________________________________

all your dome needs at Dome Depot,

located at the intersection
_________________________________

of the 105 Freeway and the dome.
_________________________________

CHORUS: Dome Depot!
_________________________________

(BELL DINGS)
_________________________________

-Maggie got out! Maggie got out!

-Huh?
_________________________________

Maggie was right there.
Just outside the dome.

_________________________________

Marge, she's right here.
_________________________________

Hmm?
_________________________________

This dome can play tricks on you.

You just have to keep calm and...
_________________________________

Oh, my God!
_________________________________

I'm out of the dome. Fresh air! Freedom!

_________________________________

(LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)
_________________________________

I'll write you. Lead good lives.
_________________________________

(HOMER GROANS)
_________________________________

(MARGE SIGHS HEAVILY)
_________________________________

(SUCKS PACIFIER)

_________________________________

_________________________________

(SNORING)
_________________________________

(BOTTLES CLINKING)
_________________________________

-REMY: Saffron.

-Not good.

_________________________________

Saffron.

_________________________________

Don't like it. She's gonna wake up.

_________________________________

I've been down here a million times.

_________________________________

She turns on the cooking channel,
boom, she never wakes up.

_________________________________

You've been here a million times?
_________________________________

I'm telling you, saffron will be
just the thing. Gusteau swears by it.

_________________________________

Okay. Who's Gusteau?
_________________________________

Just the greatest chef in the world.
Wrote this cookbook.

_________________________________

(STAMMERING)
Wait. You read?
_________________________________

-Well, not excessively.

-Oh, man. Does Dad know?
_________________________________

(SCOFFS) You could fill a book, a lot
of books, with things Dad doesn't know.

_________________________________

And they have, which is why I read.
Which is also our secret.

_________________________________

I don't like secrets.

_________________________________

(STUTTERING) All this cooking
and reading and TV-watching
_________________________________

while we read and cook.

_________________________________

It's like you're involving me in crime,
and I let you.

_________________________________

Why do I let you?
_________________________________

What's taking those kids so long?
_________________________________

Ah, I'Aquila saffron. Italian. Huh?
_________________________________

Gusteau says it's excellent.
Good thing the old lady is a food love...

_________________________________

GUSTEAU: (ON TV) Forget mystique.
This is about your cooking.

_________________________________
Hey! That's Gusteau. Emile, look.
_________________________________

Great cooking
is not for the faint of heart.
_________________________________

You must be imaginative,
strong hearted.
_________________________________

You must try things that may not work.
_________________________________

And you must not let anyone
define your limits
_________________________________

because of where you come from.
_________________________________

Your only limit is your soul.
_________________________________

What I say is true. Anyone can cook.
But only the fearless can be great.

_________________________________
Pure poetry.

_________________________________
Good evening, this is Kent Brockman.
_________________________________

Efforts to find out whose selfish crime
_________________________________

against the environment caused

our entrapment have been fruitless.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

-Until moments ago...

-(SHRIEKS)
_________________________________

a shocking discovery has been made
here at Lake Springfield.

_________________________________

That could be anybody's pig-crap silo.
_________________________________

-(SHRIEKS)

-(GASPS) Homer!

_________________________________
It was you!
_________________________________

You single-handedly killed this town.
_________________________________

I know. It's weird.
_________________________________

Just a reminder. This station

does not endorse vigilante justice.
_________________________________

Unless it gets results. Which it will.
_________________________________

(BUZZER SOUNDING)
_________________________________

You didn't listen to me
after I warned you!

_________________________________

Don't worry, nobody

watches this stupid show.

_________________________________

REPORTER: But it was not to last.
_________________________________

Gusteau's restaurant lost
one of its five stars
_________________________________

after a scathing review
by France's top food critic, Anton Ego.
_________________________________

It was a severe blow to Gusteau,
_________________________________

and the brokenhearted chef
died shortly afterwards,
_________________________________

which, according to tradition,
meant the loss of another star.

_________________________________
Gusteau is dead?

_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________

Oh! Oh!
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

Run!
_________________________________

No, you'll lead her to the colony!
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(CLICKING)

_________________________________

Hmm, what's that ominous

glow in the distance?

_________________________________

(CLAMORING)
_________________________________

MOB: (CHANTING)

Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill!
_________________________________

Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill!
_________________________________

Marge, look, those idiots

don't even know where we live.
_________________________________

-MOB: Kill! Kill! Kill!

-D'oh!
_________________________________

MOB: (CHANTING)

We want Homer! We want Homer!
_________________________________

You monster! You monster!
_________________________________

Uh, did you see the news?
_________________________________

Honey, come on,
we have bigger problems.

_________________________________

But I'm so angry.
_________________________________

You're a woman.
You can hold on to it forever.

_________________________________

(SNIFFLES)
_________________________________

Okay.
_________________________________

(CHANTING CONTINUES)
_________________________________

Homer, you have to go out there,

face that mob
_________________________________

and apologize for what you did.
_________________________________

I would, but I'm afraid if I

open the door, they'll take all of you.
_________________________________
CARL: No, we won't.

We just want Homer!

_________________________________

Well, maybe not you,

but they'll kill Grandpa.
_________________________________
GRAMPA: I'm part of the mob!

_________________________________

Teeny, take out the baby!
_________________________________

(SCREECHES)
_________________________________

(SQUEALING)
_________________________________

(CLAMORING)
_________________________________

(SWEET, ROMANTIC

THEME PLAYING)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

Here, let me get that for you.
_________________________________

(DISAPPOINTED SIGH)

_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

-Help, Remy, help!

-Emile! Start swinging the light!

_________________________________
(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________

Try to grab you.

_________________________________

(GRUMBLING)
_________________________________

Emile, swing to me.

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)

_________________________________

(RATTLING)
_________________________________

Stay back. I got a chain saw!
_________________________________

(IMITATES CHAIN SAW REVVING)
_________________________________

(SLOWLY, WEAKLY MAKING

CHAIN SAW SOUNDS)
_________________________________

Uh-oh.
_________________________________

(MOB SHOUTING)
_________________________________

Bart! Crawl across, hurry!
_________________________________

But if they see you

trying to help us, they'll kill you.
_________________________________

Oh, pshaw! I'm sure your

father would do the same for...
_________________________________

Point taken. Now, hustle your bustles.
_________________________________

Archers!
_________________________________

I'm using a red arrow,
so I know who I kill.

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

No, Plopper.

If you push that, daddy will die.
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Hey, my luck's beginning to turn.
_________________________________

Wait! There's something I have to get.
_________________________________

(GASPS) Ooh!
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

-What'd you get?

-Our wedding video.
_________________________________

-We have a wedding video?

-KRUSTY: Torch his gas tank!
_________________________________

We lost 'em.
_________________________________

Yahoo!
_________________________________

(HOMER LAUGHING)

_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

(CRACKING)
_________________________________

(CREAKING)
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

(RATS SQUEAKING)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Evacuate! Everyone, to the boats.

_________________________________

(ALL CLAMORING)
_________________________________

-RAT: Let me through!

-The book.

_________________________________

Excuse me. Move, move.

_________________________________

(AIR HISSING)
_________________________________

(WHIMPERING)

_________________________________

BART: Ooh! Up here!
_________________________________

Get 'em! Get 'em!
_________________________________
HOMER: Um, little help?

_________________________________

(HOMER HOWLS)
_________________________________

You know, the word "apology"...
_________________________________

is tossed around a lot these days,

but when it comes from in here...
_________________________________

D'oh!
_________________________________

(HOMER SCREAMS)
_________________________________

Mom, what are we gonna do?
_________________________________

Maggie, not now.
_________________________________

We'll play later.

_________________________________

Go, go, go, go. Move, move, move.

_________________________________

Get the bridge up! Move it, move it!
_________________________________

FEMALE RAT:
Hey, Johnny! Hurry!
_________________________________

Push off. Come on.

_________________________________

Get hold!
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

-Take the baby. Here!

-Give me your paw.

_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

The sinkhole. Follow me, kids.
_________________________________
BART: Geronimo!
LISA: Sacajawea!

_________________________________

Hey, wait for me!
_________________________________

(THUNDER CRACKING)
_________________________________

Is everybody here?
Do we have everybody?

_________________________________
-Wait a minute. Where's Remy?

-Right here. I'm coming.

_________________________________

I'm coming!
_________________________________

Hold on, Son.
Give him something to grab on to.

_________________________________

Come on, boy. Paddle, Son.
_________________________________

Come on. Reach for it.

_________________________________

You can do it.

_________________________________

(GUNSHOT)
_________________________________

-Remy!

-Dad!
_________________________________

Come on. You can make it.
You can make it.

_________________________________

(GUNSHOT)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

Guys, wait. Stop!
_________________________________

Remy. Come on. Paddle.

_________________________________

Hold on! Wait for me. Hold on.

_________________________________

(RATS SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Dad?
_________________________________

Dad?

_________________________________

So long, losers.
_________________________________

(THUD)

_________________________________

Uh-oh.
_________________________________

The top of his head is still showing.
Claw at it!

_________________________________

(HOMER SHRIEKING)
_________________________________
NELSON: Ha-ha!

_________________________________

Which way?
_________________________________

(WATER ROARING)

_________________________________

(GASPING)

_________________________________

(CROWD EXCLAIMING)

_________________________________

(CAR ALARM WAILING)
_________________________________

(DEEP RUMBLING)
_________________________________

(CROWD SCREAMING)

_________________________________

(GASPING)

_________________________________

(CLOCK CHIMING)

_________________________________

(CUCKOOS)

_________________________________

Well, they're China's problem now.

_________________________________

(KNOCKING)
_________________________________

Colin!
_________________________________

(NO AUDIO)
_________________________________

I can't hear you!
_________________________________

(MARKER SQUEAKING)
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

♪ Da, da-da, da-da, da, da... ♪
_________________________________

I never thought my life would have an

absolutely perfect moment, but this...
_________________________________

(SINGSONGY) Lisa's got a

boyfriend that she'll never see again!
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Perfect.
_________________________________

(SIRENS WAILING)
_________________________________

(TIRES SCREECHING)
_________________________________

-What do we do?

-Now we run.
_________________________________

I'm afraid we lost them, sir.
_________________________________

Damn it.
_________________________________

Well, then you find them and

you get them back in the dome.
_________________________________

And to make sure nobody else gets out,
_________________________________

I want roving death squads

around the perimeter 24/7.
_________________________________

I want 10,000 tough guys,
_________________________________

and I want 10,000 soft guys

to make the tough guys look tougher.
_________________________________

And here's how I want them arranged:

Tough, tough, soft, tough, soft,
_________________________________

soft, tough, tough, soft, soft, tough, soft.

_________________________________

Sir, I'm afraid you've

gone mad with power.
_________________________________

Of course I have. Did you ever

try going mad without power?
_________________________________

It's boring. No one listens to you.
_________________________________

Whew!
_________________________________

(SIREN WAILS)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

-(GROANING PASSIONATELY)

-(SMOOCHING)
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

(SUCKS PACIFIER)
_________________________________

(HELICOPTER BLADE WHIRRING)
_________________________________

-Bart, are you drinking whiskey?

-I'm troubled.
_________________________________

-Bart.

-I promise I'll stop tomorrow.
_________________________________

You'll stop right now.
_________________________________

You come back here, little man.
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

(DRUNKENLY)
I miss Flanders. There, I said it!

_________________________________

-Where's your father?

-He went out.
_________________________________

Let's quickly rebuild our lives
while he's gone.

_________________________________
HOMER: Hey, guys?

_________________________________

What's the secret knock again?
_________________________________

Look, I know I screwed up. This is big.
_________________________________

It's huge! We're homeless!
_________________________________

Our friends wanna kill us!
_________________________________

Before we can even
stay in the same room with you,

_________________________________

I need to know
what was going through your mind

_________________________________

when you didn't listen to me
_________________________________

and dumped that silo in the lake.
_________________________________

-(CLUELESS WHIMPER)

-Homer!
_________________________________

I don't know what to tell you, Marge.

I don't think about things.
_________________________________

I respect people who do, but...
_________________________________

I just try to make the days not hurt
_________________________________

until I get to crawl in next to you again.
_________________________________

(SWEETLY) Oh...
_________________________________

(STERNLY) I mean, oh.
_________________________________

Look, I'm really sorry.
But I'm more than just sorry.

_________________________________

I'm prepared with a solution.
_________________________________

I've always been afraid

I'd screw up our lives so badly
_________________________________

that we'd need a backup plan.
_________________________________

And that plan is right here.
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

No...
_________________________________

Nope.
_________________________________

Bingo.
_________________________________

Bear with me.
_________________________________

Ta... da!
_________________________________

(ANGELIC CHORUS SINGING)
_________________________________

Alaska?
_________________________________

Alaska. A place where you

can't be too fat or too drunk.
_________________________________

Where no one says things like:
_________________________________

"Let's see your high school

equivalency certificate."
_________________________________

Oh, I don't know, Homie.
_________________________________

Oh, I'm not saying it right.
_________________________________

Look, the thing is,
I can't start a new life alone.

_________________________________

And I've really come to like you guys.
_________________________________

I just don't see it.
_________________________________

Marge, in every marriage,

you get one chance to say:
_________________________________

"I need you to do this with me."
_________________________________

And there's only one answer

when somebody says that.
_________________________________

Okay, Homie. I'm with you.
_________________________________

Thank you, my sweetheart.
_________________________________

-BART: Mom?

-Yes, honey?
_________________________________

You just bought another load of crap
_________________________________

from the world's
fattest fertilizer salesman.

_________________________________

You'll pay for ruining

this golden family moment!
_________________________________

Homer!
_________________________________

How are we supposed to get
to Alaska without any money?

_________________________________

All right, son, if you don't

believe in me, believe in America.
_________________________________

America, where any man can make

quick money with no questions asked.
_________________________________
_________________________________
November 2017
_________________________________

_________________________________
File 82-712.
_________________________________

Agent Rick Dicker
interrogating.
_________________________________

State your name, please.
_________________________________

Uh, Tony. Tony Rydinger.
_________________________________

Tell me about the incident.
_________________________________

Well, there's this girl,
um, in my class.
_________________________________

I saw her at the track meet.
_________________________________

-You're, uh, Violet, right?

-That's me.
_________________________________

TONY: I sort of knew her,
but she'd changed.
_________________________________
Relaxed.
She was more sure of herself.
_________________________________

Cool, cute.

_________________________________

I asked her out for a movie.
_________________________________

So, Friday?
_________________________________

-Friday.
-Friday.
_________________________________

TONY: And I went to watch
the track meet.
_________________________________

Not long after, this thing

happened in the parking lot.
_________________________________
(RUMBLING)
_________________________________
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________

UNDERMINER:
Behold! The Underminer!
_________________________________

I am always beneath you,

but nothing is beneath me!
_________________________________

TONY: As if things aren't
weird enough,
_________________________________

I look over
and I see these boots.
_________________________________

MR. INCREDIBLE:
You two, stay here.
_________________________________

ELASTIGIRL: Wait.
Should we be doing this?
_________________________________

It is still illegal.
_________________________________

TONY:
They looked like superheroes.
_________________________________

-We're gonna lose him.

-Oh, all right.
_________________________________

One of you patrol
the perimeter,
_________________________________

keep the crowds back and safe.
_________________________________

The other,
watch after Jack-Jack.

_________________________________
But I thought
we were gonna go with...
_________________________________

You heard your mother.

_________________________________
Trampoline me.
_________________________________
(ELASTIGIRL GRUNTS)
_________________________________
I call perimeter!
_________________________________

VIOLET: You're not
going anywhere,
_________________________________
you little maggoty creep!

_________________________________

TONY: I see my chance
to get out of there.
_________________________________

But there's something familiar

about one of the kids' voices.
_________________________________

-(VIOLET SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)
-TONY: The girl, she's upset
_________________________________
and she throws down
her mask...

_________________________________

and it's her!
_________________________________

VIOLET: Oh. Tony!
_________________________________

Hi.
_________________________________
VIOLET: Uh, this isn't
what you think it is.
_________________________________

TONY: It was just getting
too freaky.
_________________________________

I couldn't handle it
and ran off.
_________________________________

I feel kinda bad about it.
_________________________________

Maybe I should've said
"hi" or something?
_________________________________

It's not her fault
superheroes are illegal.
_________________________________

And it's not like
I don't like strong girls.
_________________________________

I'm pretty secure
manhood-wise.
_________________________________

What is that?
_________________________________

Have you told anyone else
about this? Your parents?

_________________________________

No, they'd only think

I was hiding something.

_________________________________
-You know what I mean?

-Sure, kid.
_________________________________

I like this girl, Mr. Dicker.
_________________________________

I'm supposed to go out
with her Friday night.
_________________________________

Now, things are just
gonna be weird.
_________________________________

(SIGHS) I wish I could forget
I ever saw her in that suit.

_________________________________

You will, kid.
_________________________________

You will.
_________________________________

(MR. INCREDIBLE GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Come on!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING AND SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(COUGHS)
_________________________________

Consider yourselves undermined!
_________________________________
(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
_________________________________
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(UNDERMINER CONTINUES
LAUGHING)
_________________________________
UNDERMINER: Ooh. (LAUGHS)

_________________________________
-Underminer! We meet again...

-Huh?
_________________________________
(MR. INCREDIBLE GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Oh, great!
Now, he's on the agenda.
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
-(POUNDING)
-(GASPS)

_________________________________

-Incredible!
-(GROANS)
_________________________________

Meet Jack Hammer!
_________________________________

(BOTH GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Buh-bye! (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
(ALARMS BLARING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

No, no, no! No, no, no!
_________________________________
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Everybody, stay back!
Okay? Stay back!

_________________________________

You're not sticking me
with babysitting!
_________________________________

I can't steer it or stop it.

And the Underminer's escaped!
_________________________________

We'll have to stop it...
Bob! The monorail!
_________________________________

Frozone! Yeah!
_________________________________

We have to stop this thing
_________________________________

before it gets
to the overpass!
_________________________________

I'll try to keep it away
from the buildings!
_________________________________
-(PEOPLE CONTINUE SCREAMING)
-(MR. INCREDIBLE GRUNTING)
_________________________________

-DASH: Hey, lady!
-(WOMAN YELPS)
_________________________________

-Thank you so much, young man!
-(JACK-JACK COOING)
_________________________________
-(JACK-JACK GIGGLING)
-What?
_________________________________

Violet!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING) Ahh!
_________________________________
(STRAINING)
_________________________________

-Stop!
-(BRAKES SCREECHING)
_________________________________

-Everybody, stop!
-(BRAKES SCREECHING)
_________________________________
(STRAINING)
_________________________________
(WOMAN SCREAMS)
_________________________________
(PANICKED CHATTER)
_________________________________
(PEOPLE GASP)
_________________________________
(STRAINING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)

_________________________________
-DASH: Heads up, Dad!

-Dash!
_________________________________

Violet!
Who's watching Jack-Jack?
_________________________________

Dash is watching him!
_________________________________

-Violet, here, you take him!
-(JACK-JACK GIGGLES)
_________________________________

It's headed for City Hall!
_________________________________

-DASH: Mom needs help!
-(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
_________________________________

They're out in public again!
This is our chance!

_________________________________

Follow them, follow Frozone!
_________________________________
(STRAINING)
_________________________________

Bob!
Help me with the boiler!

_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

That should do it! (GASPS)
_________________________________

What are you kids doing?
Get out of here!
_________________________________
This thing's gonna blow!
_________________________________

There's no time!
_________________________________
(ALL GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(SIRENS WAILING)
_________________________________
(ALL LAUGHING)
_________________________________

We did it!
_________________________________
-(GUNS COCKING)

-OFFICER: Freeze, Supers!
_________________________________

Oh, what did we do?
_________________________________
(PEOPLE EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

TOMMY: Excuse me, Mr. Zone?
_________________________________

FROZONE: Sorry, but I'm not
really supposed to be here.
_________________________________

TOMMY: Which seems wrong...
_________________________________
doesn't it?
_________________________________

Perhaps you'd be interested in
changing that law?

_________________________________

Superheroes including Frozone,
_________________________________
Mr. Incredible
and Elastigirl...

_________________________________

caused further damage
to the city.
_________________________________
The Underminer
remains at large.

_________________________________
We didn't start this fight.
_________________________________

Well, you didn't
finish it either!

_________________________________
Did you stop the Underminer
from inflicting more damage?

_________________________________
No.

_________________________________
Did you stop him
from robbing the banks?
_________________________________
-No.

-Did you catch him?
_________________________________

-No.

-The banks were insured.
_________________________________
We have infrastructure
in place

_________________________________

to deal with these matters.
_________________________________

If you had simply
done nothing...
_________________________________

everything would now be
_________________________________

proceeding
in an orderly fashion.
_________________________________

You'd have preferred
we do nothing?
_________________________________

Without a doubt.
_________________________________

You weren't much help.
_________________________________

Do you want out of the hole?
_________________________________

First you gotta
put down the shovel.
_________________________________

Well, that went poorly.
_________________________________

Dad, this is probably
_________________________________

not the best time
to tell you about this...

_________________________________
but something else
happened today with a kid...
_________________________________
and my mask.
_________________________________
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

_________________________________

Oh, hey, Rick.
_________________________________
Violet thinks a friend
of hers, a kid named Tony...

_________________________________

might have seen her in the
outfit, without her mask.

_________________________________

-Talkative type?

-Don't know.
_________________________________
Last name is Rydinger.

_________________________________
Tony Rydinger.
_________________________________
I'll check it out.
_________________________________

Bob, Helen...
_________________________________
a word if you don't mind.
_________________________________

Uh, the program's been
shut down.
_________________________________

What?
_________________________________

Politicians
don't understand people...
_________________________________
who do good simply
because it's right.

_________________________________

It makes 'em nervous.
_________________________________

DICKER: They've been gunning

for Supers for years.
_________________________________

Today was all they needed.
_________________________________

Anyway...
_________________________________
I'm done.
_________________________________

I'm afraid two more weeks
in the motel
_________________________________

is the best I can do for ya.
_________________________________

It ain't much.
_________________________________

You've done plenty, Rick.
_________________________________

We won't forget.
_________________________________

Well, it has been
a great honor
_________________________________

working with you good people.
_________________________________

Thanks for everything,
and good luck.
_________________________________

Yeah. You, too.
_________________________________
(JACK-JACK COOING)

_________________________________

Did you wash your hands?
_________________________________

-(WATER RUNNING)
-With soap?
_________________________________

VIOLET: Did you dry them?
_________________________________

What? Is this all vegetables?

Who ordered all vegetables?
_________________________________

I did. They're good
and you're going to have some.
_________________________________
(GROANS)

_________________________________

Are we going to talk about it?
_________________________________

-What?

-The elephant in the room.

_________________________________
-What elephant?

-I guess not then.
_________________________________

You're referring to today?
_________________________________

Yeah, what's the deal
with today?

_________________________________
We all make mistakes.
_________________________________

For example,
_________________________________
you kids were supposed
to watch Jack-Jack.

_________________________________

Babysitting, while you guys

did the important stuff.
_________________________________

We talked about this.
_________________________________

You're not old enough
to decide about these things.

_________________________________

-We are old enough to help out.

-Yeah!
_________________________________

Isn't that what you tell us,
Dad?
_________________________________

Yeah, well, "help out" can
mean many different things.

_________________________________

But we're supposed to help

if there's trouble.
_________________________________
-Well, yeah, but...

-Aren't you
_________________________________
-glad we helped today?

-Yeah, I know but...
_________________________________

You said that you were
proud of us.
_________________________________

Well, yeah, I was. Am!
_________________________________

We wanna fight bad guys!
_________________________________

-(BABBLING)
-No, you don't!
_________________________________

You said things
were different now.
_________________________________

And they were, on the island.
_________________________________

But I didn't mean
that from now on...
_________________________________

So now, we've gotta go back to

never using our powers.

_________________________________
It defines who I am.
_________________________________

We're not saying you have...
_________________________________

-What?

-Someone on TV said it.
_________________________________

Can we just eat?
_________________________________
The dinner, while it's hot?

_________________________________

Did we do something wrong?

_________________________________
-Yes.
-BOB: No.
_________________________________

We didn't do anything wrong.
_________________________________

Superheroes are illegal.
_________________________________

Whether it's fair or not,
that's the law.
_________________________________

The law should be fair.

What are we teaching our kids?

_________________________________
To respect the law!
_________________________________

Even when the law
is disrespectful?

_________________________________
If laws are unjust,
there are laws to change them!
_________________________________
Otherwise, it's chaos!

_________________________________

Which is exactly what we have!

_________________________________
I just thought
it was kinda cool.
_________________________________

-What was?

-Fighting crime as a family.
_________________________________

(SIGHS) It was cool.
_________________________________

But it's over.
The world is what it is.

_________________________________

We have to adapt.
_________________________________

Are things bad?
_________________________________

Things are fine.
_________________________________

May I be excused?
_________________________________
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING ON TV)
_________________________________

How much longer
in the motel, Dad?
_________________________________

-Uh...
-Not much longer, honey.

_________________________________

_________________________________
(LADDER CLANKING)
_________________________________

Okay.
_________________________________
Here we go.
_________________________________

I raided Gene's fridge.
_________________________________

Good news, he's got pie.
_________________________________

Took a bunch of his pillows
and junk too.
_________________________________
I'm thinking we make a fort
out here, or like a yurt.
_________________________________

Or we could take
these pillows...
_________________________________
If we stack them right,
_________________________________
we can make an igloo
out of pillows.
_________________________________

Like a pillow igloo.
Pigloo. Pigloo!
_________________________________

So what do you think, kid?
_________________________________
Fort, yurt, or the obvious
best choice, pigloo?
_________________________________

I can't believe I don't have
a game anymore.
_________________________________

I mean, like,
what am I gonna do all day?
_________________________________

What? Come on,
are you kidding?
_________________________________

You sleep in, you do no work,
_________________________________
then you go to Tapper's
with me every night.
_________________________________

I've literally
just described paradise.
_________________________________

But I loved my game.
_________________________________

Oh, come on.
_________________________________
You were just bellyaching
about the tracks

_________________________________
being too easy.
_________________________________

No, that doesn't mean
I didn't love it.
_________________________________

Yeah, sure,
it was kind of predictable...
_________________________________

but still I never really knew

what might happen in a race.
_________________________________

And it's that,
it's that feeling,
_________________________________
that not-knowing-what's-
coming-next feeling.
_________________________________

That's the stuff.
That feels like life to me.

_________________________________

And if I'm not a racer,
Ralph...

_________________________________
what am I?
_________________________________

Well, you're my best friend.
_________________________________

That's not enough.
_________________________________
Hey.
_________________________________

No, I just...
_________________________________

I'm sorry,
I know I'm being weird.
_________________________________

I think maybe I just need to
be alone right now.
_________________________________
Oh.
_________________________________

Okay.
_________________________________

I'll meet you over at Tapper's

in a little while, I guess.
_________________________________
If you want.
_________________________________

FELIX: All right, now...
_________________________________
we found some good homes
_________________________________
for so many of our chums

from Sugar Rush...
_________________________________
and we're just hoping
a few more of you
_________________________________

will open your doors...
_________________________________
and your hearts
to those in need.
_________________________________

Well, I suppose
that large green olive
_________________________________

will fit in nicely
with my decor.
_________________________________

I'm a sour ball.
_________________________________

Well, beggars can't be
choosers, can they?

_________________________________

Come along, condiment.
_________________________________

(SIGHS) Mmm-kay.
_________________________________

Marvelous.
That just leaves the racers.
_________________________________

We're, like, adorable.
_________________________________

You sure are.
_________________________________

So, any takers?
_________________________________
(ALL HUMMING HESITATINGLY)
_________________________________
FELIX: Um...
_________________________________

Anyone?
_________________________________
(SNIFFLING)
_________________________________

Felix. I know
we've never once talked about
_________________________________
having a family before, but...
_________________________________

I know, it feels
like the kind of thing
_________________________________
you just jump into
with both feet...
_________________________________

and nary a plan.
_________________________________

Felix and I
will give them sanctuary.
_________________________________
(SPITS)
_________________________________

Can I get a quick word
with you two?
_________________________________
(SUGAR RUSH RACERS CHEERING)
_________________________________

Look, I get it.
_________________________________
You've been married six years,
_________________________________

you're looking to
spice things up...

_________________________________

but trust me,
adopting 15 children
_________________________________

is the wrong kind of spice.
_________________________________

Those things
are basically feral.
_________________________________

Pardon me, sir, but those
youngsters are lambs.
_________________________________

Lost little lambs in need of
two kind, caring shepherds.
_________________________________

That's right.
_________________________________

Besides,
how hard can parenting be?
_________________________________

You treat the child
like your best friend...
_________________________________

you give them
everything they want...
_________________________________

and you just love their little
socks off. Right, Tammy?
_________________________________
Darn tootin'.
_________________________________
-(GIRL SCREAMING)
-FELIX: (GASPS) Huh?
_________________________________
(FELIX GASPS)
_________________________________
RACER KID: Come and get it.
_________________________________
CANDLEHEAD:
Get your own candle.
_________________________________

Hey, Mom,
why does your lame TV
_________________________________
only have one channel?
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Well,
hate to say I told ya...
_________________________________
Ow!
_________________________________
(SURGE PROTECTOR GROANS)

_________________________________

_________________________________

(WATER DRIPPING)
_________________________________

REMY: I waited
_________________________________

for a sound,
_________________________________

a voice,
_________________________________

a sign,
_________________________________

something.

_________________________________
(STOMACH GROWLING)
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

If you are hungry,
go up and look around, Remy.

_________________________________

Why do you wait and mope?
_________________________________

Well, I've just lost my family,
all my friends,
_________________________________

probably forever.

_________________________________

-How do you know?

-Well, I...

_________________________________

You are an illustration.
Why am I talking to you?
_________________________________

Well, you just lost your family,
all your friends. You are lonely.

_________________________________

Yeah. Well, you're dead.

_________________________________

Ah, but that is no match
for wishful thinking.

_________________________________

If you focus on what you've left behind,
_________________________________

you'll never be able to see
what lies ahead.

_________________________________

Now go up and look around.
_________________________________

_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

ALL: Hey, Hiro.

_________________________________
We just wanted to check in,

and see how you're doing.

_________________________________
We wish you were here, buddy.

_________________________________
Hiro, if I could have only

one superpower right now,

_________________________________
it would be the ability

to crawl through this camera,

_________________________________
and give you a big hug.

_________________________________

_________________________________

(SINGING) Deck the halls
with boughs of holly

_________________________________
Fa-la-la-la-la

La-la-la-la

_________________________________

'Tis the season to be jolly

_________________________________

Fa-la-la-la-la

La-la-la-la

_________________________________

Don we now our gay apparel

_________________________________

Fa-la-la, la-la-la

La-la-la

_________________________________

-(SULTAN BARKING)

-(LAUGHING)

_________________________________

Troll the ancient Yuletide carol

_________________________________

Fa-la-la-la-la

La-la-la-la

_________________________________
CHIP: Whoa!

_________________________________

(BARKING)

_________________________________

Deck the halls

with boughs of holly

_________________________________

Ha-ha. There must be much,

much more holly.
_________________________________

'Tis the season to be...

_________________________________

What's this? There's too much holly.

_________________________________

Whoa! Slow down, lad.

_________________________________

Don we now our gay apparel

_________________________________

No, no, no, no more mistletoe.

_________________________________

(MRS. POTTS HUMMING)

_________________________________
(LAUGHING)

_________________________________
MRS. POTTS: Chip, away from

those presents, dear.
_________________________________

(SULTAN BARKING)

_________________________________
CHIP: Mama, I found one for me!

_________________________________

Can I open it, Mama? Can I?

_________________________________

-Well, just one.

-Oh, boy!

_________________________________

It's good to see the boy

having a proper Christmas.

_________________________________

(SNARLING)

_________________________________

Not like last year.

_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) Yes.

This is much more agreeable.
_________________________________
Well, I thought last year

was quite nice.

_________________________________

Yes, well, I suppose I...

I did manage to save Christmas.

_________________________________

 -You?

-Yes, me.

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)

_________________________________

If not for my skillful

and decisive leadership,

_________________________________

all would've been lost.

_________________________________

Leadership? Ha!

You could not lead a horse to water.

_________________________________
COGSWORTH:

What are you yammering about?

_________________________________

(SIGHS)

_________________________________

It was all my idea.

_________________________________

Your idea?

Everyone knows it was mine.

_________________________________

Heavens. How many times are

we going to have to go over this story?

_________________________________

-Story?

-Until someone gets his facts straight.

_________________________________

-Why don't you tell it, Mama?

-COGSWORTH: Capital idea.

_________________________________

Well, I don't know.

_________________________________

Come now, Mrs. Potts.

_________________________________

Surely you recall

how I saved Christmas.

_________________________________

Tut-tut-tut-tut. No leading the witness.

_________________________________

Please, Mama, tell the story.

_________________________________

Oh, all right.

_________________________________
LUMIERE: Ah! Now we will hear

what really happened.

_________________________________

 Well, let's see.

_________________________________

Belle, terrified by the master's anger,

_________________________________

ran away from the castle

_________________________________

straight into a pack of wolves.

_________________________________

But the master saved her.

_________________________________

They began to be friends.

_________________________________
LUMIERE: Ah-ah-ah.

_________________________________

That's where I came in.

_________________________________
CHIP: Where could he be?
MRS. POTTS: Goodness knows.

_________________________________

We've searched every last corner.

_________________________________
COGSWORTH: I'm beginning to think

he's not in the castle at all.

_________________________________

Voilà! There he is!

_________________________________

-Wonderful!

-(GASPS) No time to waste.

_________________________________

We must find a way

to get them together.

_________________________________ 
LUMIERE: Let's go! Love will not wait.

_________________________________

You really think she's the one?

Will she break the spell?

_________________________________

(PANTING) I knew it from the moment

I set eyes on her.

_________________________________

If anyone can reach the master,

Belle can. Such a kind soul.

_________________________________
LUMIERE: And her looks

don't hurt either.

_________________________________

(CHIP GIGGLING)

_________________________________

Wait for me! (PANTING)

_________________________________

_________________________________

Surprise!
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Not yet, Olaf.
_________________________________

-Surprise!

-(WOMEN GASP)
_________________________________

WOMEN: Not yet, Olaf.
_________________________________

-Surprise!

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

(SIGHS) Not yet, Olaf.

_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

Hello!
_________________________________

-Surprise!

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Olaf! Not yet!
_________________________________
ELSA: Anna's right.

_________________________________

Our surprise holiday party
doesn't start
_________________________________

until after
the Yule bell rings.
_________________________________

Sorry, the suspense
is tearing me apart.
_________________________________

Thank you!
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
I'm excited too, Olaf.
_________________________________

This is Arendelle's

first Christmas in forever.
_________________________________

The first of many to come.
_________________________________

Elsa, look!
They're arriving!
_________________________________

(SINGING)
Look at everyone
_________________________________

They don't realize

_________________________________
(GASPS) What?
_________________________________

We planned a party
As a big surprise
_________________________________

Soon the ballroom will echo

With sounds of cheer
_________________________________

As we ring in
The season this year
_________________________________

This is overdue
_________________________________

Gotta look our best

_________________________________
Ooh!
_________________________________

I've never been
So nicely dressed
_________________________________

We'll be hosting
And toasting
_________________________________

The whole night through
_________________________________

As we ring in
The season with you
_________________________________

It's the first Christmas
In forever
_________________________________

Since we opened up
The gate
_________________________________

And it's the first Christmas 
I remember to date
_________________________________

And it's already
Worth the wait
_________________________________

(CROWD CHEERING)
_________________________________

-Look at all the joy

-All the joy
_________________________________

-And it's everywhere

-Everywhere
_________________________________

I feel the Christmas spirit
In the air
_________________________________

Feel the spirit
_________________________________

And the party will start 
At the strike of noon

_________________________________

And we'll ring
In the season so soon
_________________________________
OLAF: Hey!
It's Kristoff and Sven!

_________________________________

(GASPS) And the Yule bell!
_________________________________

Why am I so excited
about that?
_________________________________

Olaf, the Yule bell signals
_________________________________

the start of the holidays
in Arendelle.

_________________________________

Ooh!
_________________________________

And it's almost time
To ring the bell
_________________________________

We'll hear it chime
Through Arendelle
_________________________________

It's finally here
And it's happening fast
_________________________________

We'll make up for all
We have missed in the past

_________________________________

It's time to celebrate
_________________________________

As we ring in the season
_________________________________

At last
_________________________________

(TOLLING)
_________________________________

Let the holidays begin!
_________________________________

(CHEERING)
_________________________________

Okay, now!
_________________________________

-(CHUCKLES) Surprise!

-(GASPS)
_________________________________

-OLAF: Uh-oh.

-Wait, wait, wait.
_________________________________
Hold on, hold on.
Going so soon?
_________________________________

The Yule bell rang.
_________________________________

I must get home

for my family's holiday tradition,
_________________________________

-rolling the lefse.

-Um...
_________________________________

Ours is putting out porridge

for the Tomte.
_________________________________

BOTH: We're making traditional

bordstabelbakkels!
_________________________________

And I'm gonna filet

the krumsakringlekakke!
_________________________________

That's a thing, right?
_________________________________

Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Olsen?
_________________________________

You're welcome to join us

in the castle if you'd like.
_________________________________

Thank you, Your Majesty.
_________________________________

But Olga and I should be
getting home
_________________________________

to knit socks
for our grandchildren.
_________________________________

It's our tradition.
_________________________________

(LAUGHS) Yes.

And we wouldn't want to intrude
_________________________________

on your family traditions.
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

Oh, so the surprise
is everyone left.

_________________________________

Hey, I say it's their loss.
_________________________________

-Who needs a big party anyway?

-Kristoff?
_________________________________

I've got just the thing to cheer you up.
_________________________________

My favorite traditional
troll tradition.
_________________________________

-Care to join in?

-Uh, yeah!
_________________________________

Okay, it starts
with a gathering song,
_________________________________

The Ballad of Flemmingrad.
_________________________________

I love ballads!
_________________________________

(SINGING) Every December 
we all gather round
_________________________________

To pay our respects 
To a troll so renowned

_________________________________

In remembrance
Of the friend we had
_________________________________

A jolly old soul
We called Flemmingrad
_________________________________

Tempo!
_________________________________
We all dig deep down 
And we uproot the past

_________________________________

We shove up its nostrils 
A fistful of grass

_________________________________

Nostrils?
_________________________________

We shape his likeness 
Bless his soul

_________________________________

(SHRIEKS)
_________________________________

Whoa, gross.
_________________________________

Oh Flemmy 
The fungus troll

_________________________________

Now, you lick his forehead

and make a wish.
_________________________________

(LICKS) Who's next?
_________________________________

-Elsa, you're up.

-(GAGS)
_________________________________

Come on.
Tastes like lichen.
_________________________________

You're a princess.

You don't have to settle.
_________________________________

Okay. Not so much
a royal activity. I get it.

_________________________________

But wait until you taste

my traditional Flemmy stew.
_________________________________

It may smell like wet fur,

but it's a real crowd pleaser.
_________________________________

Oh, thanks. We're good.
_________________________________

Big breakfast. (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

_________________________________

-Hi, Belle.

-Oh, hello.

_________________________________

Chip, do you know what day it is?

_________________________________

Well, it's not Tuesday...

_________________________________

No, silly. Today is December 24th.

_________________________________

-The day before Christmas.

-And what a beautiful day it is.

_________________________________

 A wonderful day for a morning stroll.

_________________________________

Yes, yes. Nothing starts the day

like a brisk walk around the grounds.

_________________________________
CHIP: Yeah!

Or you could go ice-skating.

_________________________________

-Ha-ha. Wahoo!

-Yes, fresh air, exercise. Ha-ha.

_________________________________

-(BACK CREAKING)

-In moderation, of course.

_________________________________

(SNORING)

_________________________________
MRS. POTTS: Come along, Belle, dear.

The great outdoors awaits.

_________________________________
CHIP: Yeah, let's go!

_________________________________

(SPEAKING FRENCH)

_________________________________

(GROWLING)

_________________________________

Oh. Good morning.

_________________________________

Huh? Whoa... (GRUNTS)

_________________________________

(LOW GROWL)

_________________________________

Oh, dear. Are you all right?

_________________________________

Uh... Uh...

_________________________________

I fell and I landed on my...

On... On the ice.

_________________________________

It's pretty slippery.

_________________________________

Yes, it's slippery.

_________________________________

This is a perfect day for skating.

_________________________________

Come on. (GIGGLING)

_________________________________

Hmm?

_________________________________

Come on.

_________________________________

No.

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

-Go on, Master. It might be fun.

-Go for it!

_________________________________

Hmm. Hmm?

_________________________________

-(CHIP LAUGHING)

-(BARKING)

_________________________________
CHIP: Come on!
COGSWORTH: Not so fast.

_________________________________

Ooo-ooo la-la.

_________________________________

(COGSWORTH SIGHS)

_________________________________

Come on. Why don't you try it like this?

_________________________________

One, two, three. One, two, three.

See? It's easy.

_________________________________

One, two, three.

_________________________________

Ho-ho-ho.

_________________________________

Yes, I think this may work.

_________________________________

(ALL LAUGHING)

_________________________________

(GLOOMY MUSIC PLAYING)

_________________________________

(CONTINUES PLAYING)

_________________________________

(MUSIC ENDS)

_________________________________

Bravo! Bravo! Encore!

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

Fife, you approve?

_________________________________

Oh, Maestro, it's magnificent!

_________________________________

Oh, come along. It's merely an opera

_________________________________

to bring the house down. (LAUGHING)

_________________________________

-Ooh!

-(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

Is there a part for a piccolo?

_________________________________

Absolutely.

_________________________________

(MELODIC MUSIC PLAYING)

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)

_________________________________

Solo for Fife in B-flat.

_________________________________

-Ooh. I'd do anything for a solo.

-Yes.

_________________________________

I know. Now, Fifey,

_________________________________

in the midst of my crescendo,

_________________________________

I thought I heard merriment

outside the window.

_________________________________

Have a little look-see, will you?

_________________________________

(LAUGHING CONTINUES)

_________________________________

Wow! Would you look at that?

_________________________________

Well, I think I might.

I'll just pick myself up and...

_________________________________

Oh!

_________________________________

What's this? Heavens, look.

_________________________________

I'm bolted to the wall!

_________________________________

Oh, right.

_________________________________

(NERVOUS CHUCKLE)

_________________________________

Um, the master is skating.

_________________________________

Skating? Why on earth

would he do a thing like that?

_________________________________

Probably because that

pretty girl is holding his hand.

_________________________________

-What? Belle?

-Hey.

_________________________________

Maybe if she falls in love with him,

the spell will be broken,

_________________________________

and we'll be human again!

_________________________________

-(BLARING)

-(SCREAMS)

_________________________________

Trust me, Fife.

_________________________________

-Humanity is entirely overrated.

-(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

Before the enchantment,

there was no need

_________________________________

for my particular brand of genius.

_________________________________

But now the master needs my melodies

_________________________________

to feed his tormented soul.

_________________________________

I am his confidant

_________________________________

and his best friend.

_________________________________

And I won't let some peasant girl

ruin it for me!

_________________________________

(MUSIC BLARING)

_________________________________

Fife, see to it that this blossoming love

_________________________________

withers on the vine.

_________________________________

Yes, Maestro Forte. (CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

One, two, three.

_________________________________

One, two, three. One, two, three.

One, two, three.

_________________________________

I think I've got it! (GRUNTS)

_________________________________

(GIGGLES)

_________________________________

(PANTING)

_________________________________

Hey, down in front. I wanna see.

_________________________________

Let me see. I wanna see, too!

_________________________________

(HIGH-PITCHED WHISTLE)

_________________________________

ALL: Shh!

_________________________________

(GROANS)

_________________________________

Quiet. Oh, this is very promising.

_________________________________

Ah, yes, there is something in the air.

_________________________________

-(SULTAN BARKS)

-Could it be love?

_________________________________

Love? Oh, oh, oh, ooh.

_________________________________

Uh. Oh. Oh.

_________________________________

I've got to stop them.

_________________________________

Oh!

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)

_________________________________

Help!

_________________________________

Whoa-oh-oh-oh!

_________________________________

What's that little toot up to?

_________________________________

Whoa!

_________________________________

Mmm-mmm. (CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

Stop! (GRUNTS)

_________________________________

(BOTH SHOUTING)

_________________________________

(PANTING)

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

(GROANS)

_________________________________

(SIGHS)

_________________________________

(SPITS)

_________________________________

(MOANS)

_________________________________

It's a Christmas angel, see?

_________________________________

(LOW GROWL)

_________________________________

Oh.

_________________________________

This is no angel.

_________________________________

It's the shadow of a monster.

_________________________________

(ROARING)

_________________________________

(ROARING CONTINUES)

_________________________________

(CHUCKLING)

_________________________________

Oh, Forte is going to be so proud of me.

_________________________________

(PANTING)

_________________________________

I don't know why I bother.

_________________________________

(SIGHS)

_________________________________

Now he's worse than ever.

_________________________________

Don't lose heart, dearest.

_________________________________

(FORTE PLAYING GLOOMY MUSIC)

_________________________________

(GROWLING)

_________________________________

I hate Christmas. (GRUNTS)

_________________________________

(MUSIC CONTINUES)

_________________________________

The music helps?

_________________________________

Your music is the only thing

that helps me forget. (LOW GROWL)

_________________________________

Don't worry, old friend.

_________________________________

I'm here for you,

_________________________________

just as I have been,

_________________________________

just as I always will be.

_________________________________

Why is the beast such a grump?

_________________________________

I don't know. He's always like that.

_________________________________

-Even at Christmas?

-Yep.

_________________________________

Belle, what's Christmas?

_________________________________

Oh, Chip, you must know

about Christmas.

_________________________________

Stockings in front of the fire? Tree?

_________________________________

Tinsel? Presents?

_________________________________

Presents? Do I get one?

_________________________________

Of course. Everyone gets

a present on Christmas.

_________________________________

-Oh, even the master?

-Yes, even the master.

_________________________________

-What are you gonna get him?

-I don't really know him well enough

_________________________________

to know what he would want.

_________________________________

-What would you want?

-Well, what I love most

_________________________________

in the world are my books, my stories.

_________________________________

Why don't you get the master a story?

_________________________________

You're right, Chip. A story.

_________________________________

(SINGING) When I get to know him

_________________________________

We'll find more things to say

_________________________________

One day I will reach him

_________________________________

There has to be a way

_________________________________

Everyone needs someone

_________________________________

He must need someone, too

_________________________________
When I get to know him better

_________________________________

Here's what I will do

_________________________________

I'll read him stories

_________________________________

From picture books

all filled with wonder

_________________________________

Magic worlds where the impossible

_________________________________

Becomes the everyday

_________________________________

We'll find a mountaintop

_________________________________

And some moonbeams to sit under

_________________________________
I'll lead because I know the way

_________________________________

So much to discover

_________________________________

I do it all the time

_________________________________

I could live inside bright pages

_________________________________

Where the words all rhyme

_________________________________

We will slay the dragons

_________________________________

 That still follow him around

_________________________________

(ROARING)

_________________________________

And he'll smile

Yes, he'll smile

_________________________________

As his dreams leave the ground

_________________________________

Stories and stories

_________________________________

About mermaids, kings

and sunken treasure

_________________________________

Magic worlds where the impossible

_________________________________

Becomes the everyday

_________________________________

I know a tiny place

_________________________________

Just a dot too small to measure

_________________________________

I'll take him there

_________________________________

I know the way

_________________________________

Stories about heroes

_________________________________

Who overcame their deepest sorrow

_________________________________

They'll put hope into his heart again

_________________________________

He'll cherish every day

_________________________________
He'll find a better world

_________________________________
And the strength to face tomorrow

_________________________________

I'm sure that

when he knows the way

_________________________________

He'll want

_________________________________

To stay

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

Do you think the master

will like his gift?

_________________________________

I do.

_________________________________

So does this mean

we're gonna have a Christmas?

_________________________________

(GIGGLES) Uh-huh. Absolutely.

_________________________________

Absolutely not.

_________________________________

GLASSES: (WHINING) Why not?

_________________________________

Out of the question. Not a chance.

Dream on. An impossibility. Forget it.

_________________________________

GLASSES: (SIGHING) Come on!

_________________________________

-Suck in that gut.

-(INHALING)

_________________________________

-Mon ami. Get with the spirit. Unwind.

-(MOANS)

_________________________________

-Oh, dear.

-Come on, love. Have a heart.

_________________________________

GLASSES: Yeah. Come on.

_________________________________

-No, no, and... Let me think...

-Uh-huh? Uh-huh?

_________________________________

-No!

-(ALL SIGHING)

_________________________________

 This is where I put my foot down.

_________________________________

Wait. Get out of...

_________________________________

The master has forbidden Christmas!

_________________________________

-(LAUGHING)

-Oh, dear.

_________________________________

Forbid Christmas?

_________________________________

No one can forbid Christmas.

_________________________________

He doesn't wish

to be reminded of his past,

_________________________________

and Christmas is

a most painful reminder of it.

_________________________________

I, for one, do not wish to torture him.

_________________________________

I, for one, think a little Christmas

cheer would do him some good.

_________________________________

-GLASSES: Yeah.

-Oh? Hmm.

_________________________________

The girl is right.

It is up to us to do something.

_________________________________

Gosh! It's not our place

to get involved.

_________________________________

No, no, no, no! We just can't

mind our own beeswax, can we?

_________________________________

Just have to stick our wick

where it doesn't belong.

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)

_________________________________

(GIGGLING)

_________________________________

Whoa!

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)

_________________________________

 -Oh, humiliating.

-MRS. POTTS: Pish posh.

_________________________________

I think it's a wonderful idea.

_________________________________

But the master doesn't want it.

His castle, his rules.

_________________________________

It's not fair.

_________________________________

GLASSES: (WHINING)

He's right. It's not fair!

_________________________________

Don't whine, glasses.

_________________________________

GLASSES: (WHINING) Sorry.

_________________________________
MRS. POTTS: Look at us,

squabbling and bickering.

_________________________________

Breaks my heart to see it, it does.

_________________________________

And we used to be at our very best

at Christmas.

_________________________________

Why, we used to prepare

a feast for the entire castle.

_________________________________

Ah! You could have

some stuffed turkey.

_________________________________

-Cranberry sauce.

-Shortbread cookies.

_________________________________
LUMIERE: Mince pies.
MRS. POTTS: Potatoes.

_________________________________

-Gravy.

-And Christmas pudding!

_________________________________

Uh, pudding? With... With custard?

_________________________________

What do you think we are, barbarians?

Of course with custard.

_________________________________

-And raisins and brandy,

-(SLURPING)

_________________________________

-and all those things you like.

-(MURMURING AGREEMENT)

_________________________________

Ohh. Oh, I...

_________________________________

(MOANING)

_________________________________

-All right.

-Yes!

_________________________________

But if the master finds out about this,

he will be furious,

_________________________________

so, everybody, keep quiet.

_________________________________

Come on!

What are we waiting for, Christmas?

_________________________________

Good heavens, we don't have

much time. It's Christmas Eve!

_________________________________

-I'll see to the dinner.

-I'll get some mistletoe.

_________________________________

(GLASS SIGHS)

_________________________________

We need to brighten this place up.

_________________________________

Belle, I know someone who will help.

_________________________________

Now, now, wait for me.

I'm in charge here. I'm in charge.

_________________________________

(DOOR OPENING)

_________________________________

Wait for me!

_________________________________

(DOOR CLOSES)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Be Our Guest – Beauty and the Beast
_________________________________

_________________________________
LUMIERE: Bonjour!

_________________________________

It is with deepest pride

and greatest pleasure

_________________________________

that we welcome you tonight.

_________________________________

And now,
the dining room proudly presents

_________________________________

your dinner.

_________________________________

(SINGING) Be our guest, be our guest

_________________________________

Put our service to the test

_________________________________

Tie your napkin

'round your neck, chérie

_________________________________

And we provide the rest

_________________________________

Soup du jour, hot hors d'oeuvres

_________________________________

Why, we only live to serve

_________________________________

Try the grey stuff, it's delicious

_________________________________

Don't believe me?

Ask the dishes

_________________________________
(INSTRUMENTAL BREAK)

_________________________________

Course by course

_________________________________

One by one

_________________________________

Till you shout, "Enough, I'm done!"

_________________________________

Then we'll sing you off to sleep

as you digest

_________________________________

Tonight, you'll prop your feet up

_________________________________

But for now, let's eat up

_________________________________

Be our guest

_________________________________

Be our guest

_________________________________

Be our guest

_________________________________

Please be our

_________________________________

Guest

_________________________________

_________________________________
CHIP: One-thousand one,

one-thousand two,

_________________________________

one-thousand three...

_________________________________

-Are we there yet?

-BELLE: Not yet.

_________________________________

Oh, boy, there sure

are a lot of stairs here.

_________________________________

One-thousand seven,

one-thousand eight,

_________________________________

one-thousand nine, one-thousand ten...

_________________________________

(PANTING)

_________________________________

(SIGHS)

_________________________________

Hello?

_________________________________

Hello?

_________________________________

Do not be afraid, mes amis.

_________________________________

It is I, Lumiere.

We have come to pay you a little visit.

_________________________________

(CREAKING)

_________________________________

-Lumiere?

-Angelique.

_________________________________

-Ah, Lumiere, finally.

-(EXCITED CHATTERING)

_________________________________

I thought we were to be locked away

in this dusty attic forever.

_________________________________

Ah, Angelique, mon amour.

_________________________________

Your eyes are still so lovely

after all these years.

_________________________________

Lumiere, please!

_________________________________

You'll tarnish the halo.

_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT)

_________________________________

Oh, yes. This is Belle, our guest.

_________________________________

-Pleased to meet you.

-And this is Angelique.

_________________________________

She is the castle decorator.

_________________________________

You mean was the castle decorator.

_________________________________

I am not responsible

for this baroque atrocity.

_________________________________

When I was in charge,

_________________________________

the castle was full of light and beauty.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) But, chérie,

that is why we have come.

_________________________________

Gather around, mes enfants.

_________________________________

-We are planning the greatest

-(GASPS)

_________________________________

Christmas celebration ever.

_________________________________

(ALL CHEERING)

_________________________________

(GIGGLES)

_________________________________

(SIGHS)

_________________________________

(CHEERING CONTINUES)

_________________________________

No, stop!

_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-What is it, chérie?

_________________________________

Why do you raise my hopes...

_________________________________

I... I mean, their hopes...

Only to have them dashed?

_________________________________

Well, no more.

_________________________________

But it's Christmas Eve.

_________________________________

Without you, we'll never get

the castle decorated in time.

_________________________________

Ha! Christmas? Hmph!

I refuse to hope for it anymore.

_________________________________

I will not be disappointed again.

_________________________________

But this is to be

the greatest celebration ever.

_________________________________

We cannot do it without you.

_________________________________

Well, but of course you cannot.

_________________________________

Christmas takes planning

and organization.

_________________________________

No. No, I won't do it.

It won't change anything.

_________________________________

I believe it will.

_________________________________

(SINGING) There is more to

_________________________________

This time of year

_________________________________

Than sleigh bells and holly

_________________________________

Mistletoe and snow

_________________________________

Those things come and go

_________________________________
Much deeper than snow

_________________________________

Stronger than the strongest love

we'll know

_________________________________

We'll ever know

_________________________________

(ORNAMENTS GASPING)

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)

_________________________________

As long as there's Christmas

_________________________________

I truly believe

_________________________________

That hope is the greatest

_________________________________

Of the gifts we'll receive

_________________________________

As long as there's Christmas

_________________________________

We'll all be just fine

_________________________________

A star shines above us

_________________________________

Lighting your way and mine

_________________________________

Just as long as there's Christmas

there will be Christmas pud

_________________________________

Tons of turkey

_________________________________

And cranberry sauce and mince pies

if we're good

_________________________________

-Lots of logs on the fire

-Lots of gifts on the tree

_________________________________
All wrapped up in red ribbons

_________________________________

Wonder if there's one for me

_________________________________

We're due for a party

Where on earth do we start

_________________________________

I may wear my tiara

you bought me in Montmartre

_________________________________

All the silver will sparkle

_________________________________
And the china will gleam

_________________________________
LUMIERE: And we'll be as shiny

as a brand-new centime

_________________________________

-After dinner we'll play games

-Till the morning breaks through

_________________________________

Then we'll meet in the garden

_________________________________

-This is what we shall do

-ORNAMENTS: We will build

_________________________________

 We will build a snowman

that'll reach to the sky

_________________________________

It will stay up until July

_________________________________

 (ALL CHEERING)

_________________________________

What are you doing? Stop, stop, stop.

_________________________________

Put me down. Put me down.

This is ridiculous.

_________________________________

Everyone knows that

the lights go on first.

_________________________________

I don't want to go

all the way up there on the top.

_________________________________

ALL: As long as there's Christmas

_________________________________

I truly believe

_________________________________

That hope is the greatest

_________________________________

Of the gifts we'll receive

_________________________________

As long as there's Christmas

_________________________________

We'll all be just fine

_________________________________

There'll always be Christmas

_________________________________

So there always will be a time

_________________________________

When the world

_________________________________

Is filled with peace

_________________________________

And warmth

_________________________________

We're gonna have

the greatest Christmas ever.

_________________________________

Oh, I hope so, Chip. (GASPS)

_________________________________

(CLATTERING)

_________________________________

You on the left,

you on the right, follow me.

_________________________________

-There is decorating to be done.

-(MUFFLED SHOUTS)

_________________________________

Yes, yes, yes, yes. But keep in mind,

the master mustn't find out.

_________________________________

Ooh, yes. (CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

(LOW GROWL) Christmas?

She's planning Christmas?

_________________________________

Yes. Awful, isn't it?

_________________________________

(GROWLING)

_________________________________

Perhaps she doesn't know

how I feel about Christmas.

_________________________________

-But she does know.

-Hmm?

_________________________________

She just doesn't care like I do.

_________________________________

She's actually trying to bring

Christmas back to the castle.

_________________________________

And you know how much

we despise Christmas.

_________________________________

The day my life ended.

_________________________________

-Bring me my presents!

-Your Highness,

_________________________________
please accept this humble gift

as a token of our appreciation.

_________________________________

I know I speak for everyone when...

_________________________________

 Ah, just give it to me!

_________________________________

A storybook? You call this a present?

_________________________________

I hope you have something

better for me, Forte.

_________________________________

Yes, sir. Of course, master.

_________________________________

(SLOW MUSIC PLAYING)

_________________________________

What is that?

_________________________________

Um, a small piece in your honor, master.

_________________________________

Ew! I hate it.

Forte, that stuff is gloomy.

_________________________________

(KNOCKING)

_________________________________

(SHOUTING)

Who disturbs my Christmas?

_________________________________

Please, take this rose

_________________________________

in exchange for shelter

from the bitter cold.

_________________________________

(SCOFFS) I don't need a rose.

_________________________________

Go away, you wretched old hag!

_________________________________

You have been deceived

by your own cold heart.

_________________________________

A curse upon your house

and all within it.

_________________________________

Until you have found one

to love you as you are,

_________________________________

you shall remain forever a beast.

_________________________________

(GROWLING)

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)

_________________________________

(SNARLING)

_________________________________

(ROARING)

_________________________________

But we've come so far since then.

_________________________________

We've risen above the tragedy.

_________________________________

Where is she?

_________________________________

I believe she's gone to the boiler room,

_________________________________

or so, a little birdie told me.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLING) Tweet, tweet, tweet.

_________________________________

(BANGING)

_________________________________

 Oh!

_________________________________

Aah!

_________________________________

(GROANS)

_________________________________

(FIRE CRACKLING)

_________________________________

Hey, hey, hey. Come on.

Get out of the way.

_________________________________

-We're workin' here.

-(GASPS)

_________________________________

-Excuse me.

-Let's go. Let's go.

_________________________________

All right, you guys.

Now, get back to work.

_________________________________

The castle doesn't heat itself,

you know.

_________________________________

(SPEAKING YIDDISH)

_________________________________

So, what can I do you for, lady?

_________________________________

-I'm looking for a log.

-All right. Logs we got.

_________________________________

What do you want? Hard wood?

Soft wood? We got it all.

_________________________________

We got birch, maple, pine, oak...

_________________________________

-(BANGING)

-(SHOUTS) Concrete.

_________________________________

-(TWITTERING)

-My head. Don't worry. It'll pass.

_________________________________

So, make up your mind already.

_________________________________

Is it all right if I just browse?

_________________________________

Suit yourself. Take your time.

Me, I got work to do.

_________________________________

Huh.

_________________________________

(LOUD BANGING)

_________________________________

Hmm.

_________________________________

(BANGING)

_________________________________

(HISSING)

_________________________________

(ALL GASPING)

_________________________________

(WHISTLE BLOWING)

_________________________________

(BLARING)

_________________________________

-Whew.

-(ALL SIGH)

_________________________________

Hey, what am I payin' you for,

being boring?

_________________________________

Do that on your own time.

Get out of here!

_________________________________

(WORKERS CHATTERING)

_________________________________

Yes.

_________________________________

Oh!

_________________________________

(HUMMING)

_________________________________

-(GROWLING)

-(GASPS)

_________________________________

 (HUMMING)

_________________________________

What are you hiding?

_________________________________

(HUFFING)

_________________________________

(GROWLS)

_________________________________

It's a Yule log.

_________________________________

Huh?

_________________________________

A... A Yule log.

_________________________________

It's a wonderful tradition.

_________________________________

One log is chosen and everyone

in the house touches it

_________________________________

and makes a Christmas wish.

_________________________________

Mmm, wishes are stupid.

_________________________________

(GROWLS)

_________________________________

You made a Christmas wish last year.

_________________________________

Is this what you wished for? (ROARING)

_________________________________

(BATS SCREECHING)

_________________________________

No.

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

But I will keep wishing.

_________________________________

And when the log is burned

on Christmas morning...

_________________________________

There will be no Christmas.

_________________________________

-But...

-No! I am the master here.

_________________________________

How can you be so selfish?

_________________________________

You cannot possibly understand.

_________________________________

You have no idea

what it's like to lose everything,

_________________________________

to be trapped in your own castle,

_________________________________

to be a... A... A...

_________________________________

Prisoner?

_________________________________

The only one holding us prisoner here

is you.

_________________________________

Well, I'm not giving up.

_________________________________

Prisoner.

_________________________________

(SIGHS)

_________________________________

_________________________________

(OLAF EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) I can't wait!
_________________________________
ELSA: For what, Olaf?

_________________________________

For your family tradition.
What is it?
_________________________________

Tell me, tell me, tell me!
_________________________________

Do we have any traditions, Elsa?
_________________________________

Do you remember?
_________________________________

Well, I remember...
_________________________________

(SINGING)
It was long ago
_________________________________

They would ring the bell
_________________________________

We could hear it chime
Through Arendelle
_________________________________

I remember the way
That I felt back then
_________________________________

We would ring
In the season
_________________________________

We would ring
In the season
_________________________________

But the Yule bell
was for the kingdom.
_________________________________

What about us?
_________________________________

After the gates were closed,

we were never together.
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

Elsa?
_________________________________
ELSA: I'm sorry, Anna.

_________________________________

It's my fault we don't have

a family tradition.
_________________________________

Wait, Elsa...
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

(OLAF WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

_________________________________
CHIP: Hiya, Belle.

You should see the ballroom.

_________________________________

It's all decorated and pretty

and there's garlands everywhere.

_________________________________

I think the master's gonna

be really excited

_________________________________

when he finds out about Christmas.

_________________________________

Well, he... He already knows.

_________________________________

Really? Was he excited?

_________________________________

Actually, Chip, he's forbidden it.

_________________________________

But I thought

he couldn't forbid Christmas.

_________________________________

You know, Chip, he can't.

_________________________________

We'll have Christmas

with or without him.

_________________________________

Hurray! Can we get a tree now, Belle?

It's the only thing we're missing.

_________________________________

All right, then. Let's go get a tree.

_________________________________

But first...

_________________________________

Shh.

_________________________________

(WHISPERING) Psst, Belle.

The master. Hurry.

_________________________________

(GROWLING)

_________________________________

_________________________________

Sven! Anna and Elsa

don't have a family tradition.
_________________________________

(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

I know it's sad,
_________________________________

but I have a solution!
_________________________________

We'll go and find the best tradition
_________________________________

Anna and Elsa have ever seen
_________________________________

and bring it back to the castle!
_________________________________

Are you with me?
_________________________________

Ow!

_________________________________

Let's go find their tradition!
_________________________________

House number one.
_________________________________

Wow, festive.
_________________________________

WOMAN: Coming!
_________________________________

Good afternoon. I am Olaf, and...

_________________________________

Hey, Olaf!
_________________________________

Please let me finish,

and I like warm hugs.
_________________________________

This is my associate, Sven.
_________________________________

We're going door to door

looking for family traditions.
_________________________________

Tell us yours,

and we'll decide if it's special enough.
_________________________________

Oh! We make candy canes together.
_________________________________

Ooh!
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Sugar rush!
_________________________________

You're supposed to eat it.
_________________________________

Eat my new nose? Why would I do that?
_________________________________

Because it's that time of year!
_________________________________

Hmm.
_________________________________
It's that time of year!
(GASPS)
_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________

(SINGING) Happy, merry, holly, jolly

Season's greetings here

_________________________________
I'm wondering
What your family does

_________________________________
At that time of year

_________________________________
Love and joy
And peace on earth
_________________________________

And tidings of good cheer
_________________________________

Do you
Have tradition things
_________________________________

For that time of year?
_________________________________

Well, we hang up
Boughs of evergreen
_________________________________

On every single doorway
_________________________________

Bake a giant cookie

In the wavy shape of Norway

_________________________________
Go from door to door to door

Wassailing with our choir
_________________________________

Hang up all your giant socks

Above an open fire
_________________________________

That sounds safe.
_________________________________

So happy, merry,
Yuletide carol
_________________________________

Faithful friends are deer
_________________________________

Thanks for sharing
What you do
_________________________________

At that time of year

_________________________________

(GASPS) We better get a move on
_________________________________

if we're gonna hit

every house in the kingdom.
_________________________________

(NEIGHS)
_________________________________

Jolly, merry, happy, holly

On a midnight clear

_________________________________
I'm here to ask you
What you do
_________________________________

At that time of year
_________________________________

Hi, shalom, happy solstice

Fancy chandelier
_________________________________

I'm looking
For tradition stuff

_________________________________
For that time of year

_________________________________
Well, we make
Our decorations

_________________________________
Out of flotsam and jetsam
_________________________________

Bake a yummy fruitcake
_________________________________

And you can't leave
Till you get some
_________________________________

That went right through me.
_________________________________

Buy each other presents
_________________________________

And then hide them
Very nimbly
_________________________________

Wait up for a chubby man

To shimmy down your chimney

_________________________________
Breaking and entering,

okay on Christmas.
_________________________________

Oh, happy,
Merry mule-tied barrels
_________________________________

Faithful, gladsome cheer
_________________________________

And thanks for sharing
What you do
_________________________________

At that time of year
_________________________________

Thank you.
_________________________________

We knit scarves
And sweaters
_________________________________

And we wear
Our matching mittens
_________________________________

Don't forget
The jammies
_________________________________

That I knitted
For my kittens
_________________________________

Eight nights in a row
_________________________________

We light menorahs
On our mantels
_________________________________

You cut down a tree
_________________________________

and then you dress
its corpse with candles.

_________________________________

(KIDS WHIMPER)
_________________________________

I love it!
_________________________________

Anna and Elsa
_________________________________

Will have all that
They need
_________________________________

I'll fill my sleigh here
_________________________________

With the help of my steed
_________________________________

It'll be the best
Time of year
_________________________________

It's up to you
_________________________________

Up to me

Me, me
_________________________________

Up to...
_________________________________

Mew
_________________________________

Oh, happy, merry,
Mele Kaliki
_________________________________

Holly, jolly, happy tappy
_________________________________

Chubby man
Will soon appear

_________________________________
And faithful friends
Are tiny deer

_________________________________
And festive tidings
Midnight clear, and...

_________________________________
Can I leave
this fruitcake here?
_________________________________

At that time of year

_________________________________

(MEWS)
_________________________________

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)

_________________________________

(SULTAN BARKING)

_________________________________

(LAUGHING CONTINUES)

_________________________________
(PANTING)

_________________________________

(PANTING)

_________________________________

What about this one?

_________________________________

Mmm...

_________________________________

(DISAPPROVINGLY) Mmm.

_________________________________

Nah, too skinny. Come on.

_________________________________

(EXHALES)

_________________________________

(AXE GROANS)

_________________________________

(THUNDER RUMBLING)

_________________________________

(DOOR CREAKING)

_________________________________

Ooo la-la.

_________________________________

 -Ohh, Lumiere.

-She's beautiful, no?

_________________________________

Yes, and I'm hideous.

_________________________________

(WHISPERING) Not to mention

ill-tempered.

_________________________________

What? What is that?

_________________________________

Ooh, it looks like a Christmas present.

_________________________________

(ROARS)

_________________________________

Oh-ho-ho. It's for you, master.

_________________________________

It's from a girl.

_________________________________

-Mrs. Potts?

-No. From Belle.

_________________________________

Belle?

_________________________________

Uh-uh-uh. Master, you can't open it.

_________________________________

Well, why not? It's for me, isn't it?

_________________________________

Because it's not yet Christmas.

_________________________________

(GROWLS)

_________________________________

Master, we all understand

how you feel about Christmas.

_________________________________

But when a woman gives a man a gift,

she's saying, "I care about you."
_________________________________

Hmm.

_________________________________

But I don't have a gift for her.

_________________________________

It is not too late.

_________________________________

(SIGHS)

_________________________________

Well, I guess I could

get her a little something.

_________________________________

(MUSIC PLAYING)

_________________________________

Forte, stop the noise!

_________________________________

Noise? Noise?

_________________________________

This is my masterpiece.

_________________________________

(GROWLS)

_________________________________

Master.

_________________________________

I... I want you to compose a song.

_________________________________

-It's a present for Belle.

-What? Belle?

_________________________________

And make it happy!

_________________________________

Oh, but happiness is so depressing.

_________________________________

What's next? Love songs?

_________________________________

-(GLOOMY MUSIC PLAYING)

-(FIFE PANTING)

_________________________________

Wedding marches?

_________________________________

It's all that girl's fault.

_________________________________

(BARKING)

_________________________________

(SNARLING)

_________________________________

What about this one?

_________________________________

-Hmm, too wiggly.

-Too wiggly.

_________________________________

Fife!

_________________________________

(BLARING)

_________________________________

(GASPING)

_________________________________

Pay attention.

_________________________________

I need you to pace when I think.

The girl is evil, I tell you.

_________________________________

She pulls him from my grasp.

_________________________________

She fills his head with dreams of love

_________________________________

and hope and Christmas!

_________________________________

Well, what you gonna do?

You can't stop Christmas. (CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

No, but I can stop the girl.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Once Upon a Wintertime – Melody Time
_________________________________
_________________________________
NARRATOR: The memory
of wintertime long ago,
_________________________________
of clear, crisp air
_________________________________
and new-fallen snow,
_________________________________
of an etching of frost
on a windowpane,
_________________________________
an echo of sleigh bells
heard from the lane.
_________________________________
Here in this wonderland,
romance is the theme,
_________________________________
for this is the story
of love's young dream.
_________________________________
(SINGING) Don't you kind of
Love December
_________________________________
When the merry snowbells chime?
_________________________________
We're together
_________________________________
Once upon a wintertime
_________________________________
Every single
Snowflake falling
_________________________________
Plays a jingle
Down your spine
_________________________________
Lovely weather
_________________________________
Once upon a wintertime
_________________________________
On the frozen pond
_________________________________
Folks are swaying
_________________________________
Sweetheart, who cares?
_________________________________
We'll have more fun sleighing
_________________________________
Behind two chestnut mares
_________________________________
When we say,
Goodbye, December
_________________________________
Merry bells no longer chime
_________________________________
We'll remember
_________________________________
Once upon a wintertime
_________________________________
Don't you kind of
Love December
_________________________________
When the merry snowbells chime?
_________________________________
We're together
Once upon a wintertime
_________________________________
(VOCALIZING)
_________________________________
Every single
Snowflake falling
_________________________________
Plays a jingle
Down your spine
_________________________________
Here we are together
Lovely weather
_________________________________
Once upon a wintertime
_________________________________
On the frozen pond,
Folks are swaying
_________________________________
Sweetheart, who cares?
_________________________________
We'll have more fun sleighing
_________________________________
Behind two chestnut mares
_________________________________
When we say
Goodbye, December
_________________________________
Merry bells no longer chime
_________________________________
We'll remember
Once upon a wintertime
_________________________________
Remember December
_________________________________
Once upon a wintertime
_________________________________
(LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
(INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
(CRACKING)
_________________________________
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
(THRILLING MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
(SINGING)
On the frozen pond
_________________________________
Folks are swaying
_________________________________
Sweetheart, who cares?
_________________________________
We'll have more fun sleighing
_________________________________
Behind two chestnut mares
_________________________________
When we say
Goodbye, December
_________________________________
Merry bells no longer chime
_________________________________
We'll remember
_________________________________
Once upon
_________________________________
A wintertime
_________________________________
Once upon a wintertime
_________________________________

_________________________________

(BARKING)

_________________________________

Chip, this is the last one.

_________________________________

That's not it. That's just a weed

wishing it was a tree.

_________________________________

Chip, we've looked

at every tree on the grounds.

_________________________________

But it's more this way than that.

_________________________________

It will have to do.

_________________________________

(AXE GROANS)

_________________________________

(SPEAKING YIDDISH)

_________________________________

-What a headache I have.

-I'm sorry.

_________________________________

I... I'll get a saw.

_________________________________

No, that's fine.

I don't want I should put you out.

_________________________________

Oh, all right.

_________________________________

Do you have some oil?

I just thought a little massage...

_________________________________

But if it's no, it's no. Go on.

What are you waiting for?

_________________________________

Knock yourself out.

_________________________________

You never get headaches, I guess.

Lucky you.

_________________________________

-Really, I can get a saw.

-Who wants a saw?

_________________________________

I said go ahead with the whacking

and the hitting. Who's stopping you?

_________________________________

-(SLOW MELODIC MUSIC PLAYING)

-BELLE: Shh.

_________________________________

What is that?

_________________________________

Ohh.

_________________________________

It's beautiful.

_________________________________

And now for a little Fife.

_________________________________

(INHALES DEEPLY)

_________________________________

(HIGH-PITCHED WHISTLING)

_________________________________

(HOWLING)

_________________________________

(BARKING)

_________________________________

Sultan, wait!

_________________________________

Don't worry yourself about me.

I'll just sit here. Snow is fine.

_________________________________

A little wet, but who's complaining?

_________________________________

Yes, my dear. Come to me.

_________________________________

Come here, boy. Come here.

_________________________________

(BARKING CONTINUES)

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

-Good doggy. Nice doggy.

-(GROWLING)

_________________________________

(SCREAMS)

_________________________________
BELLE: Sultan?
FIFE: Back off, doggy.

_________________________________

Oh.

_________________________________

Hello?

_________________________________

Hello?

_________________________________
CHIP: (SHUDDERING)

Well, maybe there's nobody here.

_________________________________

 Maybe we should go.

_________________________________

(SULTAN BARKING)

_________________________________
BELLE: What's the matter, Sultan?

_________________________________

(WHIMPERING)

_________________________________

Oh, hello. I don't believe we've met.

I... I'm Belle.

_________________________________

-And you are?

-Fife.

_________________________________

-(GROWLING)

-Down, boy, down.

_________________________________

We heard the most beautiful music.

_________________________________

-Was it you?

-(GIGGLES) Me?

_________________________________

You thought that was me?

_________________________________
(HIGH-PITCHED WHISTLING)

_________________________________

(WHIMPERING)

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)

_________________________________
FORTE: Mademoiselle, please.

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

I am Maestro Forte,

_________________________________

court composer

and your most humble servant.

_________________________________

Pleased to meet you, Monsieur Forte.

I'm Belle.

_________________________________

Yes. The entire castle is talking

about you, child.

_________________________________

They say you're planning

a Christmas gala. Marvelous idea.

_________________________________

The very thing to shatter

the master's dark and gloomy past.

_________________________________

But you must make this

the grandest celebration ever.

_________________________________

-Have you gifts?

-Yep.

_________________________________

-Food?

-Yep.

_________________________________

-Garlands, ribbons, wreaths?

-Check.

_________________________________

Spangles and "fandangles"?

_________________________________

The trinkets, the trimmings,

the trappings?

_________________________________

-Yep, we got 'em all.

-A tree?

_________________________________

See, Belle? I told you.

_________________________________

Well, we found one.

_________________________________

But it was on the piddlin' side of puny.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLING)

_________________________________

But did you look in the Black Forest?

_________________________________

There you will find a tree

_________________________________

better than any you can dream of.

_________________________________

Better? We gotta go, Belle!

_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)

_________________________________

-We gotta!

-Chip, we can't.

_________________________________

I... I promised your master

I wouldn't leave the castle grounds.

_________________________________

I gave my word.

_________________________________
FORTE: Chin up, son.

There's a profound lesson here.

_________________________________

Keeping your word is much more

important than bringing joy to another.

_________________________________

You're twisting what I said.

_________________________________

Not at all. I agree with you.

_________________________________

Look after yourself.

Let the master do the same.

_________________________________

Never mind that the tree

_________________________________

was always his favorite part

of Christmas.

_________________________________

Please, Belle? Please?

_________________________________
BELLE: It looks dangerous.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLING) Mademoiselle,

you are in more danger

_________________________________

in this very room, I assure you.

_________________________________

All right.

_________________________________

-Yes!

-We'll take Phillippe.

_________________________________

If we hurry, we can be back by nightfall.

_________________________________

-Hurray!

-Au revoir, Monsieur Forte.

_________________________________

You'll keep my secret, won't you?

_________________________________

Of course, mademoiselle.

_________________________________

The master will remain

completely in the dark.

_________________________________

Au revoir, Fife.

_________________________________

(SPEAKING FRENCH)

_________________________________

Fife! I want you to follow her.

_________________________________

Make sure they don't come back.

_________________________________

Oh, yeah, but, Maestro, she's so nice.

_________________________________

When you're finished fawning, Fife,

_________________________________

perhaps you can recommend

someone else to play your solo.

_________________________________

No! I'm going. I'm going.
_________________________________

_________________________________

Last house, Sven.
_________________________________

Something tells me this will

be the best tradition yet!
_________________________________

Yoo-hoo.
_________________________________

Hello.
_________________________________

And what does your family do

at that time of year?
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Oh!
_________________________________

(MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________

Enjoying the Christmas sweats,

inquisitive magic snowman?
_________________________________

Oh, yeah!
_________________________________

Nothin' like taking your coals off

once in a while.
_________________________________
You know what I mean?
_________________________________

My troubles are just melting away.
_________________________________

In retrospect, the holiday sweats
_________________________________
are for those not made of snow.
_________________________________

(SPLUTTERS)
_________________________________

Oh, I feel so refreshed! Am I glowing?
_________________________________

(GRUNTS) Here's a sauna
for your friends.

_________________________________

Thank you, Mr. Wandering Oaken.
_________________________________

Oh, one last thing.
_________________________________

Would it be possible to get

one of those
_________________________________
awkwardly revealing,
_________________________________

yet tastefully traditional towels
_________________________________

your family is so fond of wearing?
_________________________________

Take mine, yeah?
_________________________________

(DOOR CLOSES)
_________________________________
OLAF: Still warm.

_________________________________

(SINGING)
Dashing through the snow
_________________________________

With traditions
In our sleigh
_________________________________

Back to the castle we go

To save this holiday
_________________________________

Ho, ho, ho
_________________________________

Our plan has zero flaws

I see nothing going wrong
_________________________________

(SHRIEKS)
_________________________________

Whew! Crisis averted.
_________________________________

(WHISTLING)
_________________________________

Oh, look, another reindeer

going the opposite direction.
_________________________________

Hi!
_________________________________
(NEIGHS)
_________________________________
(MOOS)
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
(INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________

Wow, we're making
really good time!
_________________________________
OLAF: Whoa!
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

-(THUD)
-Hey! The fire's out.
_________________________________

(EXPLODES)
_________________________________

Oh, darn it.
_________________________________

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

(HUMMING DECK THE HALLS)

_________________________________

(HUMMING STOPS)

_________________________________

-Cogsworth!

-Oh, dear. Yes. Coming. Coming.

_________________________________

Cogsworth!

_________________________________

Running, running. Almost there.

You bellowed, sir?

_________________________________

Find Belle. I... Uh...

_________________________________

Well, I... (SIGHS)

She has to hear a song.

_________________________________

Yes, sir. Right away, sir. Uh, yes.

_________________________________

Splendid. Yes, well... Splendid.

_________________________________

 Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho.

_________________________________

Belle. Belle?

_________________________________

Where is she? Belle?

_________________________________
LUMIERE: Careful, careful.

_________________________________

Too fast! Get out of the way! Stop!

_________________________________

Huh!

_________________________________

Amateurs.

_________________________________

Belle? Here... Excuse me. Hello?

_________________________________

Has anyone seen Belle?

I can't find her anywhere.

_________________________________

And the master is demanding

to see her now.

_________________________________

-He's got a song he wants her to hear.

-Ho-ho.

_________________________________

(SPEAKING FRENCH)

_________________________________

Last I saw of her, she was going

with Chip to look for a Christmas tree.

_________________________________

(STRAINING)

_________________________________

Right. We must conduct

a search of the grounds.

_________________________________

-Lumiere, you're with me.

-BEAST: Cogsworth!

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

I'm waiting!

_________________________________

Oh, dear. Running, running, running.

I'm almost there, sir.

_________________________________

Mrs. Potts, stall the master.

All right, Lumiere, we're...

_________________________________

Lumiere? Wait, I'm leading.

_________________________________

Me first, you second.

_________________________________

(WIND GUSTING)

_________________________________

Belle! Belle! Where is she?

_________________________________

Belle? Belle?

_________________________________

Belle, where are you?

_________________________________

Lumiere, wait.

_________________________________

Hmm? (GASPS)

_________________________________

The Black Forest!

_________________________________

Come along. Hurry now!

_________________________________

(PANTING) Oh, no.

_________________________________

This is catastrophic!

_________________________________

Cogsworth, quit dawdling.

_________________________________

I'm not dawdling. I'm waddling.

_________________________________

Well, don't waddle then.

We're in a hurry, you lazy old clock.

_________________________________

_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
_________________________________

Anna, I owe you
an apology for earlier.
_________________________________

Anna?
_________________________________

(CLATTERS)

_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-Hi, Elsa!
_________________________________

(SIGHS) Anna!

What are you doing up here?
_________________________________

Looking for traditions.
_________________________________

Ooh! (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

And what are you wearing?
_________________________________

My old Viking helmet,
_________________________________

and this was my sorceress cloak.
_________________________________

Dragon feet!
_________________________________

-(MIMICS GROWLING)

-(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

I found them in my old trunk.

What's in yours?
_________________________________

Oh, mostly gloves.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Right.
Rows and rows of satin gloves.
_________________________________

Oh. (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Yep. Welcome to my world.
_________________________________

Wait. Who's this little guy?
_________________________________

Oh! Sir Jorgenbjorgen!
_________________________________

He was a really good listener.
_________________________________

Anna, how are we going to find
any traditions up here?

_________________________________

(BELL JINGLES SOFTLY)
_________________________________

Unless...
_________________________________

What's that?
_________________________________

Look inside.
_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________
OLAF: Okay, Sven,

_________________________________

I'm not gonna sugarcoat it.

This is a bit of a setback.
_________________________________

Ooh! Maybe this is salvageable.
_________________________________

No, definitely not.
_________________________________

Oh, parts of this
are still good, I think.
_________________________________

Oh, no, this is unsafe now.
_________________________________

(GASPS) Hey, the fruitcake!
_________________________________

These things are indestructible!
_________________________________

I'll just take this seemingly

harmless shortcut here
_________________________________

and meet you back at the castle, okay?
_________________________________

(WOLVES HOWLING)
_________________________________
OLAF: Oh, puppies!

_________________________________

-(WOLVES GROWLING)

-Down, boy.
_________________________________

Ah! I'm just gonna go now!
_________________________________

(OLAF SCREAMING)

_________________________________

Hey!
_________________________________

MAN: Whoa!

WOMAN: No!
_________________________________

Oh, Sven!
The Flemmy stew is ready!
_________________________________

Anna and Elsa are gonna love this.
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

"Oh, Kristoff, you're so thoughtful.
_________________________________

"Now where's my bowl?"
_________________________________

Hey, simmer down, buddy.
_________________________________
Here you go.
_________________________________

Whoa, what are you...
_________________________________

Oh! Of course!
_________________________________

"Needs more carrots!"
_________________________________

Can't get enough of 'em, can ya?
_________________________________

(MIMICS OLAF'S CHUCKLE)
_________________________________

(MIMICS WOLF HOWLING)
_________________________________

(GROWLING)
_________________________________
(MIMICS OLAF SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Uh...
_________________________________

Oh, no! Olaf's lost in the forest?
_________________________________

And being chased by hungry wolves?
_________________________________

Yeah. Obviously.
_________________________________

Ring the bell. Gather everyone!
_________________________________

Come on, Sven!
Make yourself useful.
_________________________________

-Olaf needs our help.

-(BELL RINGING)
_________________________________

_________________________________

Hmm? Hmm?

_________________________________

Hmm? Hmm?

_________________________________

-(CLOCK TICKING)

-(SIGHING)

_________________________________

Why am I still waiting?

_________________________________

-Mrs. Potts!

-Coming, sir! Coming!

_________________________________

What a brisk day!

_________________________________

Why, you look positively chilled

to the bone.

_________________________________

Where's Belle?

_________________________________

How about a nice cup of tea, sir?

Just a spot.

_________________________________

Hmm.

_________________________________

Forte, play Belle's song!

_________________________________
 BEAST: Hot.

_________________________________

You're not singing!

_________________________________

(SINGING) Deck the halls

with boughs of holly

_________________________________

Fa-la-la-la-la

La-la-la-la

_________________________________

Louder!

_________________________________

'Tis the season

_________________________________

A bit more tea, sir?

Good for the heart, you know.

_________________________________

No, thank you.

_________________________________

-Just a spot?

-No more.

_________________________________

-Well, there's always room for tea, love.

-I said, "No more."

_________________________________

-Oh, dearie me!

-Mrs. Potts,

_________________________________

are you trying to distract me?

_________________________________

Goodness, no, sir. (GASPS)

_________________________________

Heavens. Is that a yellow-bellied,

double-breasted sapsucker?

_________________________________

-Rare this time of year.

-Enough! Where's Cogsworth?

_________________________________

-Where's Belle?

-Belle?

_________________________________

We can't find her, sir.

_________________________________

What?

_________________________________

Leave me!

_________________________________

(GROWLS)

_________________________________

Show me the girl.

_________________________________

(WHINNYING)

_________________________________

-I will bring her back!

-FORTE: No!

_________________________________

Um, she's abandoned you.

_________________________________

-(GROWLS)

-Listen to your old friend, won't you?

_________________________________

Have I ever steered you wrong?

Led you astray?

_________________________________

No. But the girl...

_________________________________

(SINGING) The quickest way

to break your heart

_________________________________

Make you depressed and ill

_________________________________

Is to get tangled up inside

_________________________________
The side effects could kill

_________________________________

All passion is a waste of time

_________________________________
A deadly game pour vous

_________________________________

(LAUGHS)

_________________________________

I am your friend

Your cher ami

_________________________________

I wouldn't lie to you

_________________________________
If you must love someone

may I suggest

_________________________________

You love yourself

Just think it through

_________________________________

You'll never leave

and you will find you'll get more rest

_________________________________

You'll always feel

as good as new

_________________________________

Your freedom is the most

important thing, my friend

_________________________________

You must be strong

You mustn't bend

_________________________________

Don't talk for hours

Don't send flowers

_________________________________

Don't write poems

Don't sing songs and dance

_________________________________

Beneath the stars

that shine above

_________________________________

Don't fall in love

_________________________________

-FORTE: Oh, don't do it.

-(CUPIDS COOING)

_________________________________

Oh!

_________________________________

As soon as your heart

rules your head

_________________________________

Your life is not your own

_________________________________

It's hell when someone's always there

_________________________________
It's bliss to be alone

_________________________________

And love of any kind is bad

_________________________________

A dog, a child, a cat

_________________________________

They take up so much precious time

_________________________________

Now, where's the sense in that

_________________________________

Love takes the wildest heart

and makes it tame

_________________________________

If you're turned on

then just turn off

_________________________________

Emotions are a thing

all great men overcame

_________________________________

Please, don't make
this grande catastrophe

_________________________________
Don't get attached

to anyone or anything

_________________________________
There's nothing worse

than things that cling

_________________________________

You'll go to pot

You'll turn to drink

_________________________________

You'll never rest

You'll end up mad

_________________________________
And looking like

some poor demented dove

_________________________________
Don't fall in love

_________________________________

Don't fall in love!

_________________________________

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

_________________________________

They cannot mix bells with holly.

_________________________________

Still, I have to admit,

not bad for amateurs.

_________________________________

-(BEAST GROWLING)

-(GASPS)

_________________________________

(GROWLING)

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

I knew this was hopeless.

_________________________________

(PHILLIPPE WHINNYING)

_________________________________

(NICKERS)

_________________________________

(WOLVES HOWLING)

_________________________________

(WHIMPERING)

_________________________________

(BARKING)

_________________________________

(HOWLING)

_________________________________

(GROWLING)

_________________________________

There. That's it! That's it!

_________________________________

Oh, Chip, it's perfect.

_________________________________

(GASPING)

_________________________________

(WHINNIES)

_________________________________

-Do you see her?

-Not yet. Now, come along. Hurry!

_________________________________

(COGSWORTH PANTING)

_________________________________

-You go on. I'll never make it.

-(SIGHS)

_________________________________

(COUGHING)

_________________________________

(PANTING)

_________________________________

Save yourself.

_________________________________

Ah, it will be summer

before we reach them.

_________________________________

What the... Whoa!

_________________________________

(SPEAKING FRENCH)

_________________________________

Oh, dear!

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

(SPEAKING FRENCH)

_________________________________
(LAUGHS) Faster! Faster!

_________________________________

I think we finally found a use for you.

_________________________________

Clock boarding! No, snow clocking!

_________________________________

Whatever!

_________________________________

Whoo! (LAUGHS)

_________________________________

Whoa!

_________________________________

(LAUGHS)

_________________________________

-It's the best tree ever!

-Chip, you're right.

_________________________________
AXE: Merry Christmas!

And a happy Hanukkah!

_________________________________

We better hurry.

It's getting very stormy.

_________________________________

(GROANING)

_________________________________

Again with the chopping.

_________________________________

Oh, I gotta do something.

Forte's counting on me.

_________________________________

(WHINNYING)

_________________________________

(CREAKING)

_________________________________

Timber!

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

Phew!

_________________________________

(CHIP LAUGHING)

_________________________________

Take it away, Phillippe!

_________________________________

(WHINNIES)

_________________________________

Whoo!

_________________________________

Whoa!

_________________________________

(WHIMPERS)

_________________________________

(WHIMPERING CONTINUES)

_________________________________

Oh, no!

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

(WHIMPERING)

_________________________________

Aah! Aah! Aaah!

_________________________________

Fife?

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

Uh, hi, Belle.

_________________________________

Nice tree.

_________________________________

What are you doing way out here?

_________________________________

Uh, nothin'. I just was walkin'.

_________________________________

I mean, I love the bitter cold. I mean...

Hee, hee!

_________________________________

-(TOOTS)

-(SHRIEKS)

_________________________________

-(BLOWS)

-(SHRIEKS)

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(WHINNYING)

_________________________________

Phillippe!

_________________________________

Oh, no!

_________________________________

(SNORTS)

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CHIP: The tree, Belle!

We're gonna lose the tree!

_________________________________

Whoa!

_________________________________

Chip! Oh!

_________________________________

Where is he?

_________________________________

Whoa! Whoa!

_________________________________

(MUFFLED SHOUTING)

_________________________________
BELLE: Oh!

_________________________________

(WHIMPERING)

_________________________________

-Hold on, chérie. I will save you!

-Oh, dear!

_________________________________

Oh, no. Oh, gosh. Oh, no.

Oh, gosh. Oh, no. Oh, gosh.

_________________________________

Oh, no!

_________________________________

(BLOWING)

_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

(COUGHING)

_________________________________

-Oh, Chip, thank goodness you're safe.

-I wasn't scared.
_________________________________

-(WOLVES HOWLING)

-(PANTING)
_________________________________

Okay.
_________________________________

Please, I know you're hungry
_________________________________

but I need at least one tradition
_________________________________

for my best friends.
_________________________________

The fate of the world depends on it!
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

-(SIGHS AND GASPS)
-(WOLVES WHINING)
_________________________________

(GASPS) Yes! Yes, I did it!
_________________________________

A tradition is saved!
_________________________________

(HAWK SHRIEKS)

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

Oh, no! No!

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

(GROWLING)

_________________________________

(GROWLING)

_________________________________

Belle!

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

Oh, no, what have I done?

_________________________________

It's all my fault.

_________________________________

We all share some blame, mon ami,

for daring to hope for a Christmas.

_________________________________

You said you'd never leave.

_________________________________

I wasn't trying to leave.

_________________________________

I just wanted to make you happy.

_________________________________

You broke your word.

_________________________________

And for that, you will rot

in this dungeon forever.

_________________________________

I should have known

you'd never be anything but a beast.

_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________

Well, I guess hawks need
traditions too.
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

(SINGING)
Happy, merry, holly, jolly
_________________________________

Tidings of good cheer
_________________________________

(SNIFFLES)
_________________________________

I never meant
To let them down

_________________________________
At that time of year

_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________

Maybe I should just stay lost.
_________________________________

(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________

(WIND HOWLING)
_________________________________

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(BELL TOLLING)

_________________________________

(SIGHS)

_________________________________

Midnight.

_________________________________

Merry Christmas, Cogsworth.

_________________________________

If only it were.

_________________________________
FORTE: Oh, my dear old friend,

I told you not to feel for her.

_________________________________

Things were so much simpler

before she came along,

_________________________________

before we dared to hope.

_________________________________

Oh, I thought she was the one.

_________________________________

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(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________

(INAUDIBLE)

_________________________________

TEENAGER: Olaf!
_________________________________

MAN: Olaf, where are you?
_________________________________

KID: Come out, come out,

wherever you are!
_________________________________

Any sign of him?
_________________________________

-No.
-(SIGHS)
_________________________________

Olaf?

_________________________________

Olaf?
_________________________________

Olaf? Where are you?
_________________________________
OLAF: He's not here.

_________________________________

(ANNA GASPS)
_________________________________

Oh.
_________________________________

Hmm. I wonder where he went.
_________________________________
OLAF: Well, he probably

went on a mission
_________________________________

to find traditions
for Anna and Elsa.
_________________________________

Oh. And did he find any?
_________________________________
OLAF: He did,

_________________________________

but then they caught fire

and fell off a cliff.
_________________________________

And then they caught fire again.
_________________________________

And then a hawk took them.

_________________________________

(SIGHS)

_________________________________

I'm sorry.
_________________________________

You still don't have a tradition.
_________________________________

But we do, Olaf.
_________________________________

Look.
_________________________________

(GASPS) Wait,
_________________________________

is that...
_________________________________
ELSA: Anna made these years ago.

_________________________________

When we first made you.
_________________________________

"Hi, I'm Olaf."
_________________________________

You were the one

who brought us together...
_________________________________

and kept us connected

when we were apart.
_________________________________
ANNA: Every Christmas...

_________________________________

(KNOCK ON DOOR)
_________________________________

I made Elsa a gift.
_________________________________
ELSA: All those long years alone...

_________________________________

(KNOCK ON DOOR)
_________________________________

we had you to remind us

of our childhood.
_________________________________
ANNA: Of how much

we still loved each other.

_________________________________
ELSA: It's you, Olaf.
_________________________________

You are our tradition.
_________________________________

Me?
_________________________________

Surprise!
_________________________________

Aw!

_________________________________

Belle?

_________________________________

(SPEAKING FRENCH)

_________________________________
MRS. POTTS: There she is.

_________________________________

-Merry Christmas.

-Doesn't look so special to me.

_________________________________
Oh, Chip, I'm sorry.

_________________________________

Nothing's changed.

_________________________________

I told you nothing would change.

_________________________________

I told you the master

would not allow this.

_________________________________

I told you

Christmas was a hopeless folly!

_________________________________

But

_________________________________

I was wrong.

_________________________________

(SINGING) When I felt lost

_________________________________

 And lonely

_________________________________

Not a dream in my head

_________________________________

Your words lifted my spirits

_________________________________

High

_________________________________

Remember what

_________________________________
You said

_________________________________

As long as there's Christmas

_________________________________

I truly believe

_________________________________

That hope is the greatest

_________________________________

Of the gifts we'll receive

_________________________________

-As long as
-As long as

_________________________________

Our guiding star

_________________________________

Shines above

_________________________________
There'll always be

_________________________________

 Christmas

_________________________________

So there always

_________________________________

Will be a time

_________________________________

When the world

is filled with peace

_________________________________

And love

_________________________________

Ah, it tears me up

to see you this way, master.

_________________________________

Why do you torment yourself?

_________________________________

There's the symbol of your curse.

_________________________________

Destroy it, and end

these adolescent notions

_________________________________

of love and redemption.

_________________________________

End your pain forever.

_________________________________

Yes! Do it!

_________________________________

(GROWLS)

_________________________________

Smash it!

_________________________________

(GROWLING)

_________________________________

Belle?

_________________________________

(THUDDING)

_________________________________

What are you doing? What is it?

_________________________________

Oh, a storybook.

_________________________________

Does this one have pretty pictures

you can color? (LAUGHS)

_________________________________

 Utterly dreadful, master.

_________________________________

No! This one's different. It's from Belle.

_________________________________

Well, that would account

for the creative wrapping.

_________________________________

Quiet! (GROWLS)

_________________________________

I want to read.

_________________________________

(SIGHS)

_________________________________

(FIRE CRACKLING)

_________________________________
BELLE: "Once upon a time,

there was an enchanted castle.

_________________________________

"Its master seemed as cold as winter.

Deep inside his heart...

_________________________________

"His cries of anger echoed through

the stone wall of the castle.

_________________________________

"Though surrounded by servants,

he was all alone.

_________________________________

"And in that simple act of kindness,

_________________________________

"he knew someone cared.

_________________________________

"Christmas that year was spent

exchanging humble gifts.

_________________________________

"But the greatest gift

that anyone received

_________________________________

"was the gift of hope."

_________________________________

(FIRE CRACKLING)

_________________________________

Hmm.

_________________________________

Hope.

_________________________________

-No, master! Come back!

-(DOOR OPENS)

_________________________________

She'll only prolong your torment!

_________________________________

You know what, Belle? I don't need

a tree to celebrate Christmas.

_________________________________

-And I can do without mistletoe.

-(BELL CHIMES)

_________________________________

-Well, I don't need tinsel.

-Oh, I don't need holly.

_________________________________

-And I don't need a wreath.

-I don't need ornaments!

_________________________________

-And I don't need turkey!

-I don't need stuffing!

_________________________________

I don't need pudding!

_________________________________

(SINGING) To each his own, my friend

You know how to get me stressed

_________________________________

(RASPBERRY)

_________________________________

But when it comes to

making Christmas special...

_________________________________

I'm a cut above the rest

_________________________________

If you could see things clearly

you would say that I've been blessed

_________________________________

You can't hold a candle

to my timing

_________________________________

I'm a cut above the rest

_________________________________

You belong side by side

You should never be apart

_________________________________

'Cause when you're both together

you're really twice as smart

_________________________________

"Twice as smart."

She does have a point.

_________________________________

Yes, well, two heads

are better than one.

_________________________________

They say that as a team

we have got to be the best

_________________________________

Now we found something

we both agree on

_________________________________
We're a cut above the rest

_________________________________

There's no doubt that as a team

we two are the very best

_________________________________

Everyone who knows us must agree

_________________________________

We're a cut above the rest

_________________________________

There's no doubt that as a team

you two are the very best

_________________________________

 Everyone who knows you must agree

_________________________________

-We're a cut

-A cut above

_________________________________

Above the rest

_________________________________

Uh-oh! It's the master!

_________________________________

Uh, Belle...

_________________________________

Can you forgive me?

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

Of course. Merry Christmas.

_________________________________

-(CHEERING)

-CHIP: All right!

_________________________________

Let's give Belle the Christmas

she's always wanted.

_________________________________
FORTE: So, Beast gets girl,

_________________________________

and it's a happy ending for everyone.

_________________________________

Enchantment lifted,

_________________________________

and Forte fades into the background.

_________________________________

No longer important. No longer needed.

_________________________________

I think not!

_________________________________

(MUSIC BLARING)

_________________________________

What is it, Mama? What's happening?

_________________________________

(FORTE LAUGHING)

_________________________________

Watch out!

_________________________________

Forte!

_________________________________

(MUSIC CONTINUES)

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

-Whoa!

-Hurry, now. Hurry.

_________________________________

Can you believe I never took a lesson?

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

(GROWLING)

_________________________________

Belle!

_________________________________

-BELLE: Oh, no!

-Belle!

_________________________________

Help!

_________________________________

(WHIMPERING)

_________________________________

 (WHIMPERING CONTINUES)

_________________________________

(BLOWS)

_________________________________

Oh, no.

_________________________________

(FORTE CONTINUES PLAYING)

_________________________________

Maestro! Stop!

_________________________________

-What do you think you're doing?

-Don't you see, Fife?

_________________________________

They can't fall in love if they're dead.

_________________________________

I'll tell you what I see.

A big, old windbag!

_________________________________

(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)

_________________________________

You could've joined me, Fife,

_________________________________

but I see my triumph is a solo act.

_________________________________

My solo... It's blank!

_________________________________

(FORTE LAUGHS)

_________________________________

So naive.

_________________________________

-No! No, no!

-You're second fiddle, Fife,

_________________________________

and that's all you'll ever be.

_________________________________

Forte!

_________________________________

We can remain as we are

forever and ever!

_________________________________

(LAUGHING SINISTERLY)

_________________________________
BEAST: Forte!

_________________________________

Enough! (GROWLS)

_________________________________

Heavens! Master.

_________________________________

You're not singing.

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

(PANTING)

_________________________________

Careful.

_________________________________

(GROWLING)

_________________________________
LUMIERE: Oh, no, the bell jar!

_________________________________

-Whoa! Got it. Got it.

-Oh, careful.

_________________________________

Is this happy enough for you, master?

_________________________________

I know I'm downright giddy!

_________________________________

(GROWLING)

_________________________________

Oh!

_________________________________

Master, the keyboard.

_________________________________

(GROWLING)

_________________________________

(LAUGHING SINISTERLY)

_________________________________

(LAUGHING CONTINUES)

_________________________________

(CLICKING)

_________________________________

(GASPING)

_________________________________

-LUMIERE: You got it?

-Got it. Got it.

_________________________________

Whoa!

_________________________________

(GROWLING)

_________________________________

(GASPING) Help!

 _________________________________

(SCREAMING)

_________________________________

No!

_________________________________

Forte.

_________________________________

 Oh, yes, it is lovely.

_________________________________

And you said it was impossible.

_________________________________

Uh-uh-uh-uh.

_________________________________

I said it was impossible without me.

_________________________________

 -Everyone, shh-shh! Here they come.

-Wow!

_________________________________

(MURMURING)

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)

_________________________________
COGSWORTH: The setting is perfect.

_________________________________

Oh, aren't they beautiful?

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

-It's wonderful!

-(ALL LAUGHING)

_________________________________

 Hurray!

_________________________________

(ALL CHEERING)

_________________________________

And what a wonderful Christmas it was.

_________________________________

I suppose if anyone saved Christmas,

it was Belle.

_________________________________

Merry Christmas, one and all!

_________________________________

-Merry Christmas.

-And merry Christmas to you, sir.

_________________________________
MRS. POTTS: Merry Christmas.
LUMIERE: Merry Christmas, everyone.

_________________________________

I believe we have

a little something for you, Chip.

_________________________________

A present? Oh, boy! Thank you.

_________________________________

WOMAN: Open it!

_________________________________

(CHATTERING)

_________________________________

Look, Mama! A storybook!

Would you read it to me?

_________________________________

-I'd love to, son.

-Oh, boy!

_________________________________

(INDISTINCT LAUGHING)

_________________________________

Maestro?

_________________________________

-Yes, master?

-Would you do us the honor, old friend?

_________________________________

I'd be delighted.

_________________________________

(LAUGHS)

_________________________________

(SOULFUL CHRISTMAS MUSIC

PLAYING)

_________________________________

(SINGING)
Sure, it's nice to open a gift
_________________________________

That's tied up
With a perfect bow
_________________________________

But the greatest
Present of all
_________________________________

Was given to me long ago

_________________________________
It's something
I would never trade

_________________________________
Olaf!
_________________________________

It's the family
That we've made
_________________________________

We were worried
about you!
_________________________________

'Cause when
We're together
_________________________________

I have everything
On my list
_________________________________

And when we're together
_________________________________

I have all I wished
_________________________________

All around
The Christmas tree
_________________________________

There'll be dreams
Coming true

_________________________________
But when we're together

_________________________________
Then my favorite gift
Is you

_________________________________
(GIGGLING)
_________________________________

I would travel
Miles and miles

_________________________________
And I would follow
Any star

_________________________________
I'd go almost any place

_________________________________
If it's any place
You are

_________________________________
'Cause when
We're together

_________________________________
When we're together

_________________________________
I'll forever
Feel at home

_________________________________
And when we're together

_________________________________
When we're together

_________________________________
We'll be safe and warm

_________________________________
Safe and warm

_________________________________
Doesn't matter where we are
If you're there with me

_________________________________
'Cause when we're together

_________________________________
That's my favorite
Place to be

_________________________________
'Cause when
We're together

_________________________________
It's a holiday
Every night
_________________________________

And when we're together

_________________________________
-Then the season's bright

-Season's bright
_________________________________

I don't need
The bells to ring
_________________________________

I don't need the bells

_________________________________
I'll know when it's here
_________________________________

I'll know when it's here
_________________________________

'Cause when
We're together
_________________________________

I could stay forever
_________________________________

And when we're together

_________________________________
It's my favorite

_________________________________
Time of year
_________________________________

Well, I think Arendelle

has a new tradition.
_________________________________

Thank you, Olaf.
_________________________________

-(HAWK SHRIEKS)

-Ooh!
_________________________________
OLAF: (GASPS) The fruitcake!

_________________________________

It's a Christmas miracle!

_________________________________

(JAUNTY MUSIC PLAYING)

_________________________________

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