Disney NeverEnding Chronology (Thanksgiving 2017/Winter 2017) - Subtitles (en)

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November 2017 (cont.)
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(INSECT GRUNTING)

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(ANIMAL GRUNTING)

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(DIDGERIDOO PLAYS)

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MAN ON RADIO: Thundershowers are

expected in the Crocodile Falls area

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and some of the surrounding gullies,

so take out your...

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WOMAN: Cody!

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Yeah, Mom?

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-What about your breakfast?

-I've got some sandwiches in my pack.

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-Be home for supper.

-No worries, Mom.

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(DIDGERIDOO PLAYS)

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(BIRDS CALLING)

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I know, I'm coming.

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Hustle up, Nelson.

Faloo's sounding the call!

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(DIDGERIDOO PLAYS)

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Come on, little wombats, hurry!

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-(DIDGERIDOO PLAYS)

-Who's caught this time?

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You don't know her, Cody.

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Her name is Marahute,

the great golden eagle.

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Where is she?

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She's caught, high on a cliff

in a poacher's trap.

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-You're the only one who can reach her.

-I'll get her loose.

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Righto. Hop on, no time to lose.

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She's up on top of that ridge.

Be careful, little friend.

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Marahute!

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(SCREECHING)

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Calm down, calm down.

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I'm not gonna hurt you.

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That's a girl. Stay still.

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It's okay.

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No, wait! I'm here to help you.

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Easy! Easy!

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You're free!

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(SCREAMING)

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(GRUNTS)

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Higher!

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(MARAHUTE CALLING)

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CODY: Whoa!

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(LAUGHING)

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(SCREECHES)

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(MIMICS MARAHUTE)

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(CODY LAUGHING)

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-(BIRDS SQUAWKING)

-Whoa!

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(CALLING)

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Wow.

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You're a mom!

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They're very warm.

Are they gonna hatch soon?

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(COOING)

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Where's the daddy eagle?

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Oh. My dad's gone, too.

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(WHIMPERS)

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(MARAHUTE CALLS)

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(MIMICS PLANE)

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(BELL JINGLING)

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(GROANS)

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(GASPING)

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(CHUCKLING)

Hey, little fella, what happened to you?

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Oh, no! Get away!

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-Don't worry. I'll get you loose.

-It's a trap. Careful!

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(ALARM BEEPING)

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(ENGINE STARTING)

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McLEACH: (LAUGHING) Got one!

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-Are you all right?

-Yeah, I think so.

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-Okey-dokey.

-Wait! Hey, come back!

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(MOUSE GROANING)

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Here you go, grab on.

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That's great. Just a little more,

a little further...

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There! I got it.

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(RUMBLING)

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-Oh-oh.

-(BIRDS SQUAWKING)

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(SHRIEKS)

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(DOOR OPENS, CLOSES)

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-(SNARLS)

-(SCREAMS)

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-(GUN COCKING)

-Well, Joanna, what'd we get today?

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A dingo, a fat ol' razorback,

or a nice big...

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Boy?

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(JOANNA GROWLS QUIETLY)

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Joanna, you been diggin' holes

out here again?

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Dumb lizard always trying

to bury squirrels out here.

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Uh-uh. It's a trap,

and poaching's against the law.

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Trap? Where'd you get

an idea like that?

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I think you've been

down in that hole for too long.

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Come on, grab hold.

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We'll get you out of this old lizard hole

and you can just run along home.

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This is a poacher's trap

and you're a poacher.

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(JOANNA SNARLS)

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(SCREAMING)

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(GUNSHOT)

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Let go! Hey, get off of me.

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McLEACH: I'm gonna kill her.

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I'm gonna kill that dumb, slimy,

egg-sucking salamander.

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-Cut it out! Get off of me.

-(GUN COCKING)

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(WHIMPERS)

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Hmm.

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Good girl, Joanna.

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Say, where'd you get

this pretty feather, boy?

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It was a present.

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That's real nice. Who gave it to you?

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It's a secret.

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That's no secret, boy.

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You see, I already got the father.

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(CHUCKLING)

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You just tell me where Momma

and those little eggs are.

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No!

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Joanna, sic him!

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You're coming with me, boy.

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My mom'll call the rangers!

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Oh, no. Not the rangers. What'll I do?

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What'll I do?

Don't let your mom call the rangers!

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Please don't!

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"My poor baby boy got eaten

by the crocodiles!"

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Boo hoo hoo.

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Let's go, boy!

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Help!

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(THUNDER RUMBLING)

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Help! Someone, help!

McLeach took a little boy.

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Send for help!

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(BEEPING)

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(BEEPING CONTINUES)

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(ELECTRICAL HUMMING)

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(BEEPING)

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(ELECTRICAL STATIC, BLEEPS)

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(WHISTLING)

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(TELEPHONE RINGING)

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(WIND HOWLING)

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(BEEPING)

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Code red, code red! Attention

all Rescue Aid Society delegates.

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All delegates report immediately

to the main assembly hall.

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This is an emergency meeting.

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I repeat, this is a code red

emergency meeting!

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(TAPPING)

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Order!

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Yes, I know it's late, but I'm...

Really? Pajamas?

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Hello, Frank, how are you?

Nice to see you!

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And Esmerelda, there you are!

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Quiet now, please,

everyone pay attention.

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There has been

a kidnapping in Australia.

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-(ALL GASP)

-A young boy needs our help.

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This is a mission

requiring our very finest,

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and I know we are all thinking

ofthe same two mice. (CHUCKLING)

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-(ALL GASP)

-What's this? Gone?

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We must find Bernard

and Miss Bianca at once!

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Oh, pea soup.

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Pea soup!

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(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

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(INDISTINCT LAUGHING)

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To my dear Bernard,

and our wonderful partnership.

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Uh, yeah, wonderful.

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You've been very quiet this evening.

Is there something on your mind?

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Well, um, actually...

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-I was wondering...

-Yes, darling?

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I... Miss Bianca, would you...

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Would you...

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Would you excuse me for a minute?

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Pardonnez-moi, Mademoiselle Bianca,

I have important news.

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 Yes, François? What is it?

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You and Bernard

have been asked to accept

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a dangerous mission to Australia.

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The poor boy. This is dreadful.

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Now where is Bernard?

I must tell him at once!

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Allow me, madame,

I will tell him immediately.

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Miss Bianca, will you marry me?

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Quickly, Monsieur Bernard!

I must speak with you.

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-Not now, François, I'm busy!

-No, monsieur, you don't...

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-Bernard, did you talk to François?

-Yes, but there's something I want...

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I know what you're going to say.

François told me about it.

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He did? How did he...

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It doesn't matter,

I think it's a marvelous idea.

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You do?

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I mean, you really want to?

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I don't think it's a matter of wanting,

it's a matter of duty.

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Duty? I never thought of it...

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Well, all right.

How does next April sound to you?

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Heavens, no!

We must act immediately, tonight!

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Tonight? But wait!

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Bianca, this is so sudden. I mean, don't

you at least need a gown or something?

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No, just a pair of khaki shorts

and some hiking boots!

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Hiking boots?

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-(CROWD APPLAUDS)

-Oh, there you are.

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Come along, come along.

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Delegates, we have

an important announcement.

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Bernard and I have decided

to accept the mission to Australia.

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Australia?

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Good show!

Now, you must fly out immediately!

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It's a little nippy outside,

but we won't let that stop us, will we?

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(CHUCKLING)
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(SNORING)

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Klaus. Klaus, the pinata's drooping.

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(SNORING)

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Hand me the ratchet wrench.

I can fix it. Ow!

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Hey, Marlin?

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(MARLIN SNORING)

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Oh. Hey, guys, I was just...

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Ow! Ow! Ow!

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Dory! It's not time to get up yet.

You have to go back to bed.

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And remember, the anemone stings.

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Oh, right. Yeah. Sorry.

Back to bed, back to bed.

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Hey, Marlin? Ow!

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Back to bed! That was it.

Very simple. Bed. Back to it.

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DORY: Mmm, got it.

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Hey, Marlin?

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And we're up. That's it.

Ready to start the day.

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-And we were looking for something.

-Nemo.

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Right. I remember it

like it was yesterday.

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Of course, I don't really remember

yesterday all that well.

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(NEMO LAUGHING)

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Anyway, I would say the scariest

moment of the trip was the 4 sharks.

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NEMO: Wait, I thought

there were 3 sharks.

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MARLIN: No. No,

there were definitely four.

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But last time you told it,

there were three.

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Son, which one of us travelled

across the entire ocean?

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-Nemo did.

-(YELPS)

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Obviously we had to cross the ocean...

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to find him, so you know... He went first.

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I guess that's true. Isn't it?

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Well, you made it!

You almost missed the field trip.

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A field trip? Ooh, I love field trips.

Where are we going?

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-I thought you told her.

-I did tell her!

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-Uh... Dory.

-Yeah.

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Mr. Ray has too many fish

to keep an eye on today.

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Uh-huh.

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So it would be best if today

you weren't exactly with the class.

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Oh. Why not?

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Well, you know, you have problems

remembering things sometimes.

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That's the one thing I can remember.

Yes.

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Okay. And sometimes it's not your fault,

but it can cause you to wander.

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And Mr. Ray doesn't really have time

to worry about fish who wander.

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In other words,

he doesn't have enough help.

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Poor guy.

You know, he's so overworked.

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-You understand.

-I totally understand now.

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-Okay.

-Mm-hmm.

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He wants me

to be the teacher's assistant.

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Uh... No, not exactly.

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I am so honoured. I have never been

a teaching assistant before.

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Mr. Ray! You got help.

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(LAUGHS AWKWARDLY)

Oh. Okeydokey.

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(STUDENTS LAUGHING)

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-All right, kids.

-All right, kids.

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-Today's the day!

-Today's the day!

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Our field trip to the sting ray migration.

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Sting ray migration.

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Now, does anyone know

why we migrate?

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(COUGHS)

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Come on. You got to know this stuff.

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Migration is about going back to...

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-Bed!

-Yes!

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-No.

-No.

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-The sand!

-No! Migration is about going home.

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-Home.

-Which is where you're from.

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Where you're from.

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Can someone tell me

where they're from?

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-I live by a giant rock.

-I live 3 coral caves away from here.

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My house is covered in algae.

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Where'd you grow up, Dory?

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Me? Um, I don't know.

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My family. Where are they?

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-Can I help you?

-(STUDENTS LAUGHING)

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I'm sorry. Did I forget again?

You see, I suffer from...

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STUDENTS: Short-term memory loss.

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How can you remember your family

if you have short-term memory loss?

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Good question. See, I can remember

some things because well...

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They make sense.

Like, um, I have a family.

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I know because I've... I must have

come from somewhere. Right?

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Everyone has a family.

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I may not remember their names

and what they look like.

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And I may not even be able to

ever find them again, but, um...

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-What were we talking about?

-Mommies and daddies.

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Mommies and daddies. Right.

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Why are we talking about

mommies and daddies? Oh. Oh!

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That class. Uh-oh. Why me? Okay.

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You guys seem a little young,

but, um, okay.

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You see, kids,

when two fish love each other...

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And we'll stop right there.

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Climb aboard, explorers.

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I feel a migration song coming on.

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♪ Oh...

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♪ Migration, migration

let's learn about migration

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♪ It's nature's inspiration

to move around the sea

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♪ Here's a scientific promise

That a fish who's Oceanodromous

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♪ Where did everyone go? I'm by myself

Oh, there they are. I'm back

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♪ Plus or minus 4 degrees

based on solar positioning ♪

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Oh, kids stay away from the edge.

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Okay, you hear that? Okay, everybody

stay back from the edge. Come on.

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-Okay, that's too far.

-That's too far.

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Come on. Come on.

Get back over here. Back this way.

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-Now, I need everyone to listen to me.

-All right, listen up!

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-When the rays pass through here...

-The rays, gonna pass through.

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What do we have to be careful of?

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Everybody has to be careful of what?

Hmm?

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ALL: The undertow!
MR. RAY: That's right.

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That's right. The under... The undertow?

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MR. RAY: Because the current created

by all the flapping is very strong.

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And if you're not careful,

you can get pulled into...

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Mr. Ray! So how do the stingrays

all know where to go?

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That's what an instinct is, Nemo.

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Something deep inside you that feels

so familiar that you have to listen to it.

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Like a song you've always known.

And I can hear mine now!

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STINGRAYS: ♪ To and fro,

our hearts know where to go

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♪ Beating like a drum

it sends us back to where we're from

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♪ Oh... we're going home

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-♪ We know who we are...

-(STUDENTS GASPING)

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♪ And it's time to travel far

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♪ For days and nights we'll roam,

to make our way back home

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♪ Oh... we're going home

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-♪ Swimming to and fro,

-Wow!

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♪ Our hearts know where to go

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♪ Beating like a drum, it sends us back

to where we're from ♪

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We see the undertow

and we say... (SCREAMS)

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-ALL: Dory!

-(SCREAMING)

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Dory!

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MR. RAY: Dory! Dory!

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-(GASPS) Is she dead?

-MR. RAY: No, she's not dead.

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-STUDENTS: Aw. Oh, man.

-Give her some space, everybody.

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The Jewel of Morro Bay, California.

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The Jewel of Morro Bay, California?

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I remembered something so I...

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(GASPS) I remembered something!

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I actually remembered something!

Something important.

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Something important?

What? What was it?

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Uh... I'm not sure any more,

but I can still feel it. It's right there.

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All right, thank you, Mr. Ray.

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Okay, come on. Try to remember better.

Don't be such a Dory, Dory.

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Hmm. I don't know. I...
Hold on. Hold on.

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-Uh... Oh. Oh!

-What? Did you remember?

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Ugh, I don't remember.

It was something... It was...

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Oh, oh, oh! It was something about the...

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-The Jewel of Morro Bay, California.

-(GASPS)

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My family!

(GASPS) I remember my family!

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They're out there somewhere.

I have to find them.

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Guys, you got to help me.

Guys! Guys! Hello?

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Guys! Where are you?

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-MARLIN: Dory!

-Hello?

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-Dory!

-Ah! Where did you go?

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-You were the one to go.

-My parents. I remembered them.

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What? What did you remember?

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I remembered them! My mom. My dad.

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I have a family. Oh! They don't know

where I am. Let's go. We have to go.

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Dory, no. No! This is crazy!

Where exactly are you trying to go?

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To the Gem of the Baltic?

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-The Jewel of Morro Bay, California.

-Yes!

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No, Dory. California's all the way

across the ocean.

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Then we'd better get going.

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How come every time we're on the edge

of this reef, one of us is trying...

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to leave?

For once, can't we just enjoy the view?

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How can you be talking about the view

when I remembered my family?

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No! We've done our ocean travels.

That part of our lives is over.

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The only reason to travel

in the first place is so...

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-you don't have to travel ever again.

-Yeah, but I want to...

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(MARLIN GROANS AND COUGHS)

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-Dory, look...

-Please.

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All I know is that I miss them.

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I really, really miss them.

I didn't know what that felt like.

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Do you know what that feels like?

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(SIGHS)

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Yes, I know what that feels like.

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I don't want to forget this.

Somewhere out there is my family.

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Please, Marlin,

I can't find them on my own.

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I'll forget.

Please help me find my family.

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Yeah, Dad, you can get us all the way

across the ocean. Right?

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No. (SIGHS)

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But I know a guy.

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(THUNDER RUMBLING)
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Whoa! It's raining cats
and dogs out there!

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I hope they make it back
all right.
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-Heads up! Andy's coming!
-(JESSIE GASPS)
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ANDY'S MOM:
Andy, time for dinner.
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Yes! I'm starving!
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ANDY'S MOM: Don't forget

to wash your hands!
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ANDY: Okay, Mom!
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(GASPS)
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(REX SHRIEKS)
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BUZZ: Do you see him?

WOODY: No.
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Well, he's done for.
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He'll be lost! Forever!
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Jessie. Buzz. Slink.
Molly's room.

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The rest of you, stay put.
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(GRUNTS) Bo!
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-(SHEEP BLEATING)
-Situation?
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Lost toy. Side yard.
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Billy. Goat. Gruff.
Raise the blinds.

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(BLEATING)
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They have names?
You never told me that.

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You never asked.
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Where is he?
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(THUNDER CRASHING)
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WOODY: There!
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BUZZ: How do we reach him?
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BOTH: Operation Pull-Toy!
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-Slink!

-You got it, Woody!
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Barbies!
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Go!
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(WIND BLOWING)
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BO PEEP: Flashlight.
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(WHIRRING)
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Hang on, R.C.!
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(GASPS, GRUNTS)
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-I ain't got any more slink!
-(GRUNTING)
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-(BO PEEP GASPS)
-(STRAINING)
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(WOODY PANTING)
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(MONKEYS SCREAMING)
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(GASPS)
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(BOTH GRUNTING)
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-(SWITCH CLICKS)
-(BO PEEP GASPS)
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(GRUNTING)
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MAN: Oh, it's beautiful.
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ANDY'S MOM: I'm so glad to see
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this old lamp
go to a good home.

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We've had it since
Molly was a baby.

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Molly, are you sure
it's all right?

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MOLLY: Yeah,
I don't want it anymore.

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MAN: Thank you.
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Where's Woody?
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(GROANS)
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(KNOCKS ON DOOR)
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MAN: Yeah, hi.
I think I left my keys here.
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-(BO PEEP GASPS)
-(PANTING)
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-Woody.

-Quick!
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We'll sneak in the hedges
before he's back.

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Woody, it's okay.
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What? No! No, no, no.
You can't go!

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What's best for Andy
is that...

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Woody.
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I'm not Andy's toy.
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(STAMMERS) What?
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It's time for the next kid.
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MAN: Oh, and thank you again

for everything.
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I really appreciate it.
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ANDY'S MOM: Oh, my pleasure.

I'm glad it all worked out.
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You know, kids lose
their toys every day.

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Sometimes they get
left in the yard...

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or put in the wrong box.
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And that box gets taken away.
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ANDY: Mom, where's Woody?
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ANDY'S MOM: Andy! Come inside!
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ANDY: I can't find Woody!
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MAN: Well, good night.
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ANDY'S MOM: Goodbye.
Drive safe.

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(GRUNTS)
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ANDY: Oh, there you are.
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Mom, I found him! I found him!
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ANDY'S MOM: Oh, good.

Come on and get inside.

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November–December 2017
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(PUT ON YOUR SUNDAY CLOTHES
PLAYING)
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Out there
There's a world outside of Yonkers
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Way out there
beyond this hick town, Barnaby
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There's a slick town, Barnaby
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Out there
Full of shine and full of sparkle
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Close your eyes
and see it glisten, Barnaby
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Listen, Barnaby
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Put on your Sunday clothes
There's lots of world out there
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Get out the brilliantine
and dime cigars
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We're gonna find adventure
in the evening air
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Girls in white in a perfumed night
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Where the lights are
bright as the stars
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Put on your Sunday clothes

We're gonna ride through town
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In one of those new
horsedrawn open cars
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We'll see the shows at Delmonico's
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And we'll close the town in a whirl
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And we won't come home
until we've kissed a girl

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(WIND HOWLING)
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...ride through town
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In one of those new
horsedrawn open cars
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We'll see the shows
at Delmonico's...

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And we won't come home
until we've kissed a girl
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(MUSIC CONTINUES)
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(WHIRRING)
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(CAN CREAKS)
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(CHIRPING)
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(MUSIC CONTINUES)
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Oh!
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(GRUNTING)
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(EXCLAIMS)
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(EXCLAIMS CURIOUSLY)
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(MUSIC STOPS)
_________________________________

(WHISTLES)
_________________________________

(CHIRPS)
_________________________________

(SHUDDERING)
_________________________________

Huh.

_________________________________

_________________________________

(RUSTLING)

_________________________________

NARRATOR: There are nights when

the winds of the Etherium,

_________________________________

so inviting in their promise

of flight and freedom,

_________________________________

made one's spirit soar!

_________________________________

Yahoo!

_________________________________

(ALARM RINGING)

_________________________________

Whoo!

_________________________________

Come on!

_________________________________

Whoo!

(LAUGHS)

_________________________________

Whoo-hoo!

_________________________________

(SIRENS BLARING)

_________________________________

Oh, great.

_________________________________

_________________________________

NARRATOR: This could be

the room of any small boy,

_________________________________
but it just happens to belong

to a boy named Christopher Robin.
_________________________________

Like most small boys,
_________________________________
Christopher Robin

has toy animals to play with.
_________________________________

They all live together

in a wonderful world of make-believe.
_________________________________

His best friend is a bear

called Winnie the Pooh,
_________________________________

or "Pooh" for short.
_________________________________

Pooh had some unusual adventures,

right here in the Hundred Acre Wood.

_________________________________
_________________________________

Think, think. Think, think.

_________________________________

Hi there. What's wrong?

_________________________________

Nothing. Just thinking.

_________________________________

Oh.

_________________________________

I was thinking of
how to say goodbye to Pooh.

_________________________________

Pooh?

_________________________________

Yes?

_________________________________

Wait a second. You're Pooh?

_________________________________

Yes, I'm Winnie the Pooh.
Pooh for short. Who are you?

_________________________________

I'm Sora.

_________________________________
Oh. Hello, Sora. Have you come
to say goodbye to Pooh, too?

_________________________________

Well, no. Why would I do that?
We've only just met.

_________________________________

Because everyone's gone away.

_________________________________

What do you mean?

_________________________________

Well, we all lived here
in the Hundred Acre Wood.
_________________________________
And we'd take walks together,
_________________________________
or play Pooh sticks...
_________________________________
And every day, I'd eat some honey.
_________________________________

Just one small smackeral
would taste very good right now.
_________________________________
But now everyone's gone.
_________________________________
All my friends, and
my favorite Hunny Tree too.
_________________________________

Everyone must've gone away
while I was napping, I think...
_________________________________
So, who knows? Maybe I shall end up
going away somewhere as well.
_________________________________

But I wonder, how do I
say goodbye to myself?
_________________________________
Think, think, think.

_________________________________

Oh, my tumbly is getting rather rumbly.
_________________________________
_________________________________
100 Acre Wood
_________________________________

_________________________________
CHORUS:
Deep in the Hundred Acre Wood
_________________________________

Where Christopher Robin plays
_________________________________

You'll find the enchanted neighborhood
_________________________________

Of Christopher's childhood days
_________________________________

A donkey named Eeyore is his friend
_________________________________

And Kanga and little Roo
_________________________________
And Tigger, too!
_________________________________

There's Rabbit and Piglet
_________________________________

And there's Owl
_________________________________

But most of all Winnie the Pooh
_________________________________

Winnie the Pooh
_________________________________

Winnie the Pooh
_________________________________

Tubby little cubby

all stuffed with fluff
_________________________________

He's Winnie the Pooh

Winnie the Pooh
_________________________________

Willy nilly, silly old bear
_________________________________

Winnie the Pooh

_________________________________
Winnie the Pooh
_________________________________

Tubby little cubby

all stuffed with fluff
_________________________________

He's Winnie the Pooh

Winnie the Pooh
_________________________________

Willy nilly silly old bear

_________________________________

_________________________________
(BELL TOLLING)
_________________________________
MIGUEL: Sometimes, I think I'm cursed.

_________________________________

Because of something that happened

before I was even born.

_________________________________

See, a long time ago,

there was this family.

_________________________________

The papá, he was a musician.

_________________________________

He and his family would sing and dance

and count their blessings.

_________________________________

But he also had a dream.

To play for the world.

_________________________________
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
_________________________________

And one day,

_________________________________

he left with his guitar

and never returned.

_________________________________
(RAIN PATTERING)

_________________________________
And the mamá...

_________________________________

She didn't have time to cry

over that walk-away musician.

_________________________________
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________

 After banishing all music from her life

she found a way...
_________________________________

to provide for her daughter.

_________________________________

She rolled up her sleeves

and she learned to make shoes.

_________________________________
(HAMMERING)

_________________________________
She could have made candy,

_________________________________

or fireworks, or sparkly underwear...
_________________________________
for wrestlers, but no, she chose shoes.

_________________________________

Then she taught her daughter
to make shoes.

_________________________________

And later, she taught her son-in-law.

_________________________________

Then her grandkids got roped in.

_________________________________
(CHILDREN LAUGHING)

_________________________________
As her family grew, so did the business.

_________________________________

Music had torn her family apart.

_________________________________

But shoes held them all together.

_________________________________

You see, that woman was

_________________________________

my great-great-grandmother,

Mamá Imelda.

_________________________________

She died way before I was born.

_________________________________

But my family still tells her story

every year on Día de los Muertos...
_________________________________
the Day of the Dead.
_________________________________
And her little girl,

_________________________________

she's my great-grandmother,

Mamá Coco.

_________________________________

Hola, Mamá Coco.

_________________________________

How are you, Julio?

_________________________________

Actually, my name is Miguel.

_________________________________

Mamá Coco has trouble

remembering things.

_________________________________

But it's good to talk to her anyway.

_________________________________

So, I tell her pretty much everything.

_________________________________
I used to run like this.

_________________________________

But now I run like this

which is way faster.

_________________________________

And the winner is Luchadora Coco!
_________________________________

I have a dimple on this side,

but not on this side.

_________________________________

Dimple, no dimple.

Dimple, no dimple.

_________________________________

Miguel, eat your food.

_________________________________
MIGUEL: My abuelita,

she's Mamá Coco's daughter.

_________________________________

Oh, you're a twig, mijo.

Have some more.

_________________________________

No, gracias.

_________________________________

I asked if you would like more tamales!

_________________________________

Si?

_________________________________

That's what I thought you said!

_________________________________
MIGUEL: Abuelita runs our house

_________________________________

just like Mamá Imelda did.

_________________________________
(BLOWING RHYTHMICALLY)

_________________________________
-No music!
-(GASPS)

_________________________________
(MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)
_________________________________

 No music!

_________________________________

♪ Y aunque la vida ♪

_________________________________

-No music!
-(MEN SCREAMING)

_________________________________
MIGUEL: I think we're 

the only family in México

_________________________________

who hates music.

_________________________________

And my family's fine with that. But me...

_________________________________

-Be back by lunch, mijo.

-Love you, Mamá.

_________________________________

I am not like the rest of my family!

_________________________________

-Hola, Miguel.

-Hola!

_________________________________
(PLAYING MARIACHI MUSIC)
_________________________________

-Muchas gracias.

-De nada, Miguel.

_________________________________
-(BARKS)

-Hey! Dante!

_________________________________

Sit. Down. Roll over. Shake.

_________________________________

Fist bump!

_________________________________

Good boy, Dante!

_________________________________

I know I'm not supposed to love music.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) But it's not my fault.

_________________________________

It's his!

_________________________________

Ernesto de la Cruz.

_________________________________

The greatest musician of all time.

_________________________________

TOUR GUIDE: Right here

in this very plaza,

_________________________________

Ernesto de la Cruz took his first steps...
_________________________________

toward becoming the most beloved
singer in Mexican history.

_________________________________
MIGUEL: He started out a total nobody

from Santa Cecilia, like me.

_________________________________

 But when he played music,

he made people fall in love with him.

_________________________________

-(HORSE NEIGHING)
-He starred in movies.

_________________________________

He had the coolest guitar!

He could fly!

_________________________________

And he wrote the best songs.

_________________________________

But my all-time favorite, it's...

_________________________________ 
♪ Remember me

_________________________________

♪ Remember me

_________________________________

♪ Though I have to say goodbye

_________________________________

♪ Remember me

♪ Remember me
_________________________________
♪ Don't let it make you cry
_________________________________
♪ For even if I'm far away
_________________________________
♪ I hold you in my heart
I sing a secret song to you
_________________________________
♪ Each night we are apart
Remember me
_________________________________
♪ Though I have to travel far
_________________________________
♪ Remember me
♪ Remember me
_________________________________
♪ Each time you hear a sad guitar
_________________________________
♪ Know that I'm with you
the only way that I can be
_________________________________
♪ Until you're in my arms again
_________________________________
MIGUEL: He lived the kind of

life you dream about.

_________________________________ 
♪ Remember me ♪
_________________________________
Until 1942.

_________________________________
(CLANGS)

_________________________________
When he was crushed by a giant bell.

_________________________________

I want to be just like him.

_________________________________

Sometimes, I look at de la Cruz

_________________________________

and I get this feeling.

Like we're connected.
_________________________________

Like if he could play music,

maybe someday, I could too.

_________________________________

_________________________________
(MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
We're three happy chappies

With snappy serapes
_________________________________

You'll find us beneath our sombreros
_________________________________

We're brave and we'll stay so

We're bright as a peso
_________________________________

Who says so? We say so

We're three caballeros
_________________________________

Oh, through fair and stormy weather
_________________________________

We're always together
_________________________________

So let come what may
_________________________________

Like brother to brother

We're all for each other
_________________________________

The three caballeros

Forever we'll stay!
_________________________________

_________________________________

NARRATOR: Winnie the Pooh lived

in this enchanted forest,

_________________________________
under the name of Sanders,
_________________________________

which means he had the name

over the door in gold letters
_________________________________

and he lived under it.
_________________________________

Now, when Pooh heard

his Pooh-coo clock...
_________________________________

Pooh-coo, pooh-coo, pooh-coo.
_________________________________

Pooh-coo, pooh-coo.
_________________________________

He knew it was time for something.

_________________________________
But he was a bear of very little brain.

_________________________________
So when he thought,
_________________________________
he thought in the most
thoughtful way he could think.
_________________________________

I haven't thought of anything, have you?
_________________________________

Nor neither have I.
_________________________________

Think... Think... Think.
_________________________________

Oh, yes, time for my stoutness exercise.
_________________________________

Up, down, up.
_________________________________
(SINGING) When I up, down,

touch the ground
_________________________________

It puts me in the mood
_________________________________

Up, down, touch the ground
_________________________________

In the mood
_________________________________
(SMACKING LIPS)
_________________________________
for food
_________________________________

I am stout, round and I have found
_________________________________

Speaking poundage-wise
_________________________________

I improve my appetite when I exercise

_________________________________
(RIPPING)
_________________________________
Oh, stuff and fluff.
_________________________________

That's better, thank you.
_________________________________

Now, where was I?
_________________________________
(STOMACH RUMBLES)
_________________________________
(POPS)
_________________________________

Oh, yes. I'm rumbly in my tumbly.
_________________________________

Time for something sweet.
_________________________________

I am short, fat and proud of that
_________________________________

So with all my might
_________________________________

I up, down, up, down

to my appetite's delight
_________________________________

While I up, down, touch the ground
_________________________________

I think of things to chew

_________________________________
Like honey and milk and chocolate.
_________________________________

With a hefty happy appetite
_________________________________

I'm a hefty, happy Pooh
_________________________________
CHORUS: With a hefty, happy appetite

he's a hefty, happy Pooh

_________________________________
(SIGH) Oh, bother. Empty again.
_________________________________

Only the sticky part is left.
_________________________________
(SLURPING)
_________________________________
(BEE BUZZES)
_________________________________
-(BUZZING)
-(SLURPING)
_________________________________

That buzzing noise means something.
_________________________________

The only reason for making

a buzzing noise that I know of
_________________________________

is because you're a bee!
_________________________________
(BUZZING)
_________________________________

The only reason for being a bee

is to make honey.
_________________________________
(SLURPING)
_________________________________

The only reason for making honey

is so I can eat it.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

_________________________________
The Tummy Song – Winnie the Pooh
_________________________________

_________________________________

-(GIGGLES)

-(TUMMY RUMBLES)
_________________________________

Or perhaps a little larger something.
_________________________________

Oh, not to worry, tummy.

I always know what to do.
_________________________________

(SINGING) A Pooh Bear takes care
of his tummy
_________________________________

He fills it with things that are sweet

_________________________________
(TUMMY RUMBLES)
_________________________________

A Pooh Bear takes care of his tummy

_________________________________
By never forgetting to eat

_________________________________
(TUMMY RUMBLES IN TUNE)
_________________________________

When it is growly and glummy,
a search for the honey is on
_________________________________

The Pooh has a knack
for finding a snack
_________________________________

Unless all the honey is...
_________________________________

Gone?
_________________________________

(TUMMY RUMBLING IN TUNE)
_________________________________

A Pooh Bear takes care of his tummy
_________________________________

No need for my tummy to fret
_________________________________

A Pooh Bear takes care of his tummy
_________________________________

He knows what his tummy must get
_________________________________

Don't worry, my round little chummy
_________________________________

I'm hearing your ravenous plea
_________________________________

When there is no honey
the Pooh takes the tummy
_________________________________

Wherever the honey will be
_________________________________

My friends are out there
with honey to spare
_________________________________

And they will take care
of my tummy and me
_________________________________

(TUMMY RUMBLING IN TUNE)

_________________________________

Bother.

_________________________________

_________________________________

Oh, bother. There's no more honey left.
_________________________________
If only the Hunny Tree would visit...
Then I could eat my fill.
_________________________________

_________________________________

NARRATOR: So Winnie the Pooh

climbed the honey tree.

_________________________________
He climbed and he climbed

and he climbed.

_________________________________
As he climbed, he hummed a little hum.

_________________________________
(HUMMING)
_________________________________
I call it my Rumbly in my Tumbly song.

_________________________________
Yes, it went something like this.
_________________________________

Hum dum de dum

hum dum de dum
_________________________________

I am so rumbly in my tumbly

_________________________________
Oh.
_________________________________

Time to munch an early luncheon

_________________________________
Hum de dum dum dum

_________________________________
Oh, I wouldn't climb this tree
_________________________________

If a Pooh flew like a bee

_________________________________
But I wouldn't be a bear then
_________________________________

So I guess I wouldn't care then
_________________________________

Bears love honey and I'm a Pooh bear

_________________________________
So I do care
_________________________________

So I climb there
_________________________________

I'm so rumbly in my tumbly
_________________________________

Time for something...
_________________________________

For something
_________________________________
sweet
_________________________________
-to eat!
-(BOING)
_________________________________

If only I hadn't...
_________________________________

You see, what I meant to do...
_________________________________

And it all comes, I suppose,
_________________________________

from liking honey so much.
_________________________________

Oh, bother.

_________________________________

NARRATOR: Winnie the Pooh

crawled out of the gorse bush,

_________________________________
brushed the prickles from his nose,
_________________________________

-and began to think.

-Think... Think... Think.
_________________________________

The first person he thought of was...

_________________________________
-Winnie the Pooh?

-(CHUCKLES) No.
_________________________________
-Christopher Robin.

-Oh.
_________________________________

_________________________________

Let me guess. You'd like to
know what happens next.
_________________________________
Unfortunately, some of the pages are
missing, so I can't tell you yet.
_________________________________
The pages are scattered over many
worlds. Would you find them for us?

_________________________________

_________________________________

Okay, places, everyone.
Come on, come on. Get in position.

_________________________________

Wait! I can't find my other eye.

_________________________________

-All right, whose foot's in my face?

-It's mine. Give it back.

_________________________________

You have saved our lives.
We are eternally grateful.

_________________________________

(SHUSHING)
_________________________________

Buzz! Mind if I squeeze in next to ya?
_________________________________

Yes. No.

_________________________________

(STAMMERING) I mean, why would
I mind squeezing next to you?
_________________________________

(CLEARING THROAT)
_________________________________

Is it hot in here?
_________________________________

Oh! Here they come!
_________________________________

Sarge, you got it?
_________________________________

Mission accomplished.

_________________________________
REX: Hooray!

_________________________________

(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

Careful. Careful!
_________________________________

-JESSIE: Ooh!
-Oh!
_________________________________

All right, guys. We got one shot at this.
Everyone ready?
_________________________________

We're ready, Woody. Let's do it!
_________________________________

Okay, Buzz. Make the call.

_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS NERVOUSLY)
_________________________________

(RINGING)
_________________________________
BUZZ: Target is on approach.

_________________________________
WOODY: Just like

we rehearsed it, guys.

_________________________________

(PHONE CONTINUES RINGING)
_________________________________

Hello?
_________________________________

Hello? Anyone there?
_________________________________

(GROANS) Molly, stay out of my room!
_________________________________
MOLLY: I wasn't in your room.

_________________________________
ANDY: Then who was messing

with my stuff?
_________________________________
MOLLY: It wasn't me.

_________________________________

MR. POTATO HEAD:

Well, that went well.

_________________________________

He held me! He actually held me!
_________________________________
HAMM: Oh, this is just sad.

_________________________________
MR. POTATO HEAD: Who we kiddin'?

The kid's 17 years old.

_________________________________
SLINKY: We ain't ever

gettin' played with.

_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

Guys, hey, hold up.

_________________________________

We need a staff meeting.
Everyone! A staff meeting!
_________________________________

(GROANS) Not again!
_________________________________

Oh, come on. Slink,
gather everyone up.

_________________________________

Uh, we are gathered, Woody.

_________________________________

Okay. First off,
_________________________________

we all knew Operation Playtime
was a long shot.

_________________________________

More like a misfire.

_________________________________

But we've always said this job isn't
about getting played with. It's about...

_________________________________

Being there for Andy. We know.

_________________________________

But we can try again! Right?
_________________________________

I'm callin' it, guys.
We're closing up shop.

_________________________________

ALL: What?
_________________________________

Andy's going to college any day now.

_________________________________

-That was our last shot.

-(UNHAPPILY) Oh.

_________________________________
BUZZ: We're going

into attic mode, folks.

_________________________________

Keep your accessories
with you at all times.

_________________________________

Spare parts, batteries, anything
you need for an orderly transition.

_________________________________

Orderly? Don't you get it? We're done!
Finished! Over the hill!
_________________________________

Hey, hey, hey, now. Come on, guys.

We all knew this day was coming.

_________________________________
HAMM: Yeah, but now it's here.

_________________________________

Look, every toy goes through this.
No one wants to see...

_________________________________

Hey, Sarge! What are you doing?
_________________________________

War's over, folks.
Me and the boys are moving on.

_________________________________

-Moving on?

-You're going AWOL?
_________________________________

We done our duty. Andy's grown up.

_________________________________

And let's face it,
when the trash bags come out,
_________________________________

we army guys are the first to go.

_________________________________

-Trash bags?

-Who said anything about trash bags?
_________________________________

It has been an honor serving with you.
Good luck, folks.

_________________________________

You're gonna need it.

_________________________________

No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait!
_________________________________

-(YELPS) We're getting thrown away?

-No. No one's getting thrown away.

_________________________________
MR. POTATO HEAD:

How do you know?
_________________________________

-(GASPING) We're being abandoned!

-We'll be fine, Jessie.

_________________________________

-So why did Sarge leave?

-Should we leave?
_________________________________

-I thought we were goin' to the attic.

-Oh, I hate all this uncertainty!
_________________________________

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hold on now. Wait a minute. Quiet!
_________________________________

No one's getting thrown out, okay?
We're all still here.

_________________________________

I mean, yeah,
we've lost friends along the way.

_________________________________

-Wheezy and Etch and...

-Bo Peep?
_________________________________

Yeah. Even Bo.

_________________________________

All good toys
who've gone on to new owners.

_________________________________

But through every yard sale, every
spring cleaning, Andy held on to us!
_________________________________

He must care about us,
or we wouldn't be here.

_________________________________

You wait. Andy's gonna tuck us in
the attic. It'll be safe and warm...

_________________________________

-And we'll all be together.

-Exactly!
_________________________________

There's games up there,
and books, and...

_________________________________

-The racecar track!

-The racecar track. Thank you!
_________________________________

-And the old TV.

-There you go, the old TV.

_________________________________

And those guys from the Christmas
decorations box. They're fun, right?
_________________________________

-(MR. POTATO HEAD MUMBLES)

-Yeah.

_________________________________

And someday, if we're lucky,
Andy may have kids of his own.

_________________________________

And he'll play with us then, right?
_________________________________

We'll always be there for him.

_________________________________

Come on, guys.
Let's get our parts together, get ready,
_________________________________

and go out on a high note.
_________________________________

I'd better find my other eye.

_________________________________

Where'd you leave it this time?
_________________________________

Someplace dark. And dusty.

_________________________________

Come on. Let's see how much
we're going for on eBay.

_________________________________

Don't worry. Andy's gonna
take care of us. I guarantee it!

_________________________________

You guarantee it, huh?
_________________________________

I don't know, Buzz.
What else could I say?
_________________________________

Well, whatever happens,
at least we'll all be together.

_________________________________
WOODY: For infinity and beyond.

_________________________________

_________________________________

(THUNDER RUMBLING)

_________________________________

Mrs. Hawkins!

_________________________________

I know, refill on the purp juice.

_________________________________

Coming right up, Mrs. Dunwiddie.

_________________________________

There we go.

That's four powdered spheroids,

_________________________________

two lunar eclipses, and it's a big bowl

_________________________________

of Zorellian jelly worms for the big boy!

_________________________________

-Awesome!

-Enjoy.

_________________________________

Sorry, Delbert. It's been

a madhouse here all morning.

_________________________________

No problem, Sarah.

_________________________________

Ah! My Alponian chowder

with the extra solara seed.

_________________________________

Mmm! Yum!

_________________________________

(SNIFFING)

_________________________________

Hello.

_________________________________

What brings you here,

_________________________________

curious little one?

_________________________________

Go away.

_________________________________

Are your parents around?

_________________________________

What's the matter? Cat got your...

Aah!

_________________________________

(GULPING)

_________________________________

Oh, they're so adorable at that age.

_________________________________

Oh, yes, deplorable...

_________________________________

Uh... Adorable! Hmm.

_________________________________

Speaking of which, how's Jim doing?

_________________________________

Much better. I know

he had some rough spots

_________________________________

earlier this year, but I really think

_________________________________

that he's starting to turn a corner.

_________________________________

Mrs. Hawkins?

_________________________________

-Jim!

-(DISHES CLATTER)

_________________________________

Ooh... Wrong turn.

_________________________________

Okay. Thanks for the lift, guys.

_________________________________

Not so fast.

_________________________________

We apprehended your son operating

_________________________________

a solar vehicle in a restricted area.

_________________________________

Moving violation 9-0-4,

_________________________________

section 15, paragraph, um...

_________________________________

Six?

_________________________________

-Thank you.

-Don't mention it.

_________________________________

-Jim!

-As you are aware, ma'am,

_________________________________

this constitutes a violation

of his probation.

_________________________________

Yes, yes. No, I understand.

Um... But could we just...

_________________________________

DOPPLER: Um, ahem, pardon me.

_________________________________

Officers, if I might, uh, interject here.

_________________________________

I am the noted astrophysicist

Dr. Delbert Doppler.

_________________________________

Perhaps you've heard of me.

_________________________________

No? I have a clipping.

_________________________________

-Are you the boy's father?

-Good heavens, no!

_________________________________

Ewww!

He's just an old friend of the family.

_________________________________

Back off, sir!

_________________________________

Thank you, Delbert.

I will take it from here.

_________________________________

Well, Sarah, if you insist.

_________________________________

Ahem. Don't ever let me do that again.

_________________________________

Due to repeated violations

of statute 15-C,

_________________________________

we have impounded his vehicle.

Any more slip-ups will result

_________________________________

in a one-way ticket to Juvenile Hall.

_________________________________

-Kiddie hoosegow.

-The slammo.

_________________________________

Thank you, Officers.

It won't happen again.

_________________________________

We see his type all the time, ma'am.

_________________________________

-Wrong choices.

-Dead-enders.

_________________________________

Losers.

_________________________________

-You take care now.

-Let's motor.

_________________________________

(CONVERSATIONS RESUME)

_________________________________

Jim, I have had it.

_________________________________

Do you want to go

to Juvenile Hall? Is that it?

_________________________________

Jim?

_________________________________

Jim, look at me.

_________________________________

It's been hard enough

keeping this place

_________________________________

afloat by myself without you going...

_________________________________

Mom, it's no big deal.

There was nobody around.

_________________________________

Those cops just won't get off my...

_________________________________

Forget it.

_________________________________

Mrs. Hawkins! My juice!

_________________________________

Yes, I'll be right there, Mrs. Dunwiddie.

_________________________________

Jim, I just don't want to see you

_________________________________

throw away your entire future.

_________________________________

Yeah, what future?

_________________________________

_________________________________

If it wasn't for my family.

_________________________________

-Ay-ay-ay, muchacho.

-Huh?

_________________________________

I asked for a shoe shine

not your life story.

_________________________________

-Oh, yeah. Sorry.
-(STRUMS GUITAR)

_________________________________

I just can't really talk about

any of this at home. So...

_________________________________

If I were you,

_________________________________

I'd march right up to my family and say...

_________________________________

"Hey, I'm a musician. Deal with it."

_________________________________

-I could never say that.

-You are a musician, no?

_________________________________

(STAMMERS) I don't know.

_________________________________

I mean, I only really play for myself.

_________________________________

Ah! Did de la Cruz become

the world's best musician

_________________________________

by hiding his skills?

_________________________________

No! He walked out onto that plaza

_________________________________

and he played out loud.

_________________________________

Mira, mira, they're setting up
for tonight!

_________________________________

The music competition
for Día de Muertos.

_________________________________

You want to be like your hero?

You should sign up!

_________________________________

Uh-uh. My family would freak!

_________________________________

Look, if you're too scared

then, well, have fun making shoes.

_________________________________

Come on,
what did de la Cruz always say?

_________________________________

Seize your moment?

_________________________________

Show me what you got, muchacho.

_________________________________
(GASPS)

_________________________________
I'll be your first audience.

_________________________________

-ABUELITA ELENA: Miguel!

-(GASPS)

_________________________________

-Abuelita!

-What are you doing here?

_________________________________

(MIGUEL STAMMERING)

_________________________________

-You leave my grandson alone.
-(GROANS)

_________________________________

Doña, please!
_________________________________
I was just getting a shine. (GASPS)

_________________________________

I know your tricks, mariachi.

What did he say to you?

_________________________________

He was just showing me his guitar.

_________________________________

-(BOTH GASP)
-Shame on you.

_________________________________

My grandson is a sweet little

angelito querido cielito.

_________________________________

He wants no part

of your music, mariachi.

_________________________________

You keep away from him.

_________________________________

(YELPING)
_________________________________

Ay, pobrecito.

Oh, estás bien, mijo.

_________________________________

(MUFFLED GROANING)
_________________________________
You know better
than to be here in this place!

_________________________________

You will come home. Now.

_________________________________

(SIGHS HEAVILY)
_________________________________
How many times have we told you?

_________________________________

That plaza is crawling with mariachis.

_________________________________

-Yes, Tío Berto.
-(DANTE BARKING)

_________________________________

-No, no, no, no, no!

-Ah! Go away, you. Go!

_________________________________

-It's just Dante.
-(DANTE WHINES)

_________________________________

Never name a street dog.

_________________________________

They'll follow you forever.

Now, go get my shoe.

_________________________________

I found your son in Mariachi Plaza.

_________________________________

Ay, Miguel!

_________________________________

You know how Abuelita feels
about the plaza.

_________________________________

-I was just shining shoes.

-A musician's shoes!
_________________________________
(ALL GASP)

_________________________________
But the plaza's where

all the foot traffic is.

_________________________________

If Abuelita says no more plaza,

then no more plaza.

_________________________________

-But what about tonight?

-What's tonight?

_________________________________

Well, they're having this talent show.

_________________________________

(STAMMERS) And I thought I might...
_________________________________

-Sign up?

-Well, maybe?

_________________________________

(LAUGHS) You have to have talent

to be in a talent show.

_________________________________

What are you gonna do?

Shine shoes? (GROANS)

_________________________________

It's Día de los Muertos.

_________________________________
No one's going anywhere.

Tonight is about family.

_________________________________

-(SPITS)
-Ofrenda room. Vámonos.

_________________________________

-(KISSES)
-(MIGUEL SIGHS)
_________________________________
Don't give me that look.

_________________________________

Día de los Muertos
is the one night of the year

_________________________________

our ancestors can come visit us.

_________________________________

We've put their photos on the ofrenda

so their spirits can cross over.

_________________________________

That is very important.

_________________________________

If we don't put them up, they can't come.

_________________________________

We made all this food,

_________________________________

set out the things

they loved in life, mijo.

_________________________________

All this work
to bring the family together.

_________________________________

I don't want you sneaking off

to who knows where.

_________________________________

(GASPS) Where are you going?

_________________________________

(STAMMERS) I thought we were done.
_________________________________

Ay, Dios mio. Being part of
this family means
_________________________________

being here for this family.

_________________________________

I don't want to see you end up like...

_________________________________
MIGUEL: Like Mamá Coco's papá?

_________________________________

Never mention that man!

He's better off forgotten.

_________________________________

-But you're the one who...

-(TUTTING)

_________________________________

-I was just...

-(SHUSHING)

_________________________________

-But... I...

-(SHUSHING)

_________________________________

Papá?

_________________________________

Papá is home?

_________________________________

Mamá, cálmese, cálmese.

_________________________________

Papá is coming home?

_________________________________

No, Mamá. It's okay. I'm here.

_________________________________

Who are you?

_________________________________

(SIGHS) Rest, Mamá.

_________________________________

I'm hard on you because I care, Miguel.

_________________________________

Miguel? Miguel?

_________________________________

(SIGHS HEAVILY)

_________________________________

What are we going to do with that boy?

_________________________________

(LAUGHS) You're right.

That's just what he needs.

_________________________________

_________________________________

(JINGLE PLAYING ON P.A.)
_________________________________

Buy N Large is your superstore
_________________________________

We got all you need
and so much more
_________________________________

(CHATTERING)
_________________________________

(COCKROACH SQUEAKING)
_________________________________

(WALL-E SQUAWKS)
_________________________________

(COCKROACH SQUEAKING HAPPILY)
_________________________________

MALE VOICE: Too much garbage
in your face?
_________________________________

There's plenty of space out in space!
_________________________________

BNL star liners leaving each day.
_________________________________

We'll clean up the mess
while you're away!
_________________________________

The jewel of the BNL fleet, the Axiom.

_________________________________

Spend your five-year cruise in style,
_________________________________

waited on 24 hours a day
by our fully automated crew,
_________________________________

while your captain and autopilot
_________________________________

chart a course for nonstop
entertainment, fine dining,

_________________________________
and with our all-access hoverchairs,

even Grandma can join the fun.
_________________________________

There's no need to walk.
_________________________________

The Axiom.
Putting the star in executive star liner.
_________________________________

Because at BNL,
space is the final fun-tier!

_________________________________
(STATIC BUZZING)
_________________________________

(MOTOR WHIRRING)
_________________________________

(HUMMING CHEERFULLY)
_________________________________

(WALL-E WHISTLES)
_________________________________

(PUT ON YOUR
SUNDAY CLOTHES PLAYING)
_________________________________

No Monday in your Sunday

_________________________________
No Monday in your
Sunday clothes
_________________________________

(HUMMING)
_________________________________

Put on your Sunday clothes
when you feel down and out
_________________________________

Strut down the street
and have your picture took
_________________________________

Dressed like a dream
Your spirits seem to turn about
_________________________________

That Sunday shine is a certain sign
_________________________________

Oh-ho!
_________________________________

That you feel as fine as you look
_________________________________

(IT ONLY TAKES
A MOMENT PLAYING)
_________________________________

And we'll recall

_________________________________
Wow!
_________________________________

When time runs out

_________________________________
Ahh.

_________________________________

Whoa.

_________________________________

That it only
_________________________________

Took a moment
_________________________________

To be loved

_________________________________
A whole life
_________________________________

Long

_________________________________
(RATTLING)
_________________________________

(WIND HOWLING)
_________________________________

(IT ONLY TAKES
A MOMENT PLAYING)
_________________________________

And that is all
_________________________________

That love's about
_________________________________

(ALARM SOUNDING)
 _________________________________

Uh-oh.

_________________________________

(WARBLES)

_________________________________

Oh...

_________________________________

(MOTOR WHIRRING)
_________________________________

(WHISTLES)
_________________________________

(SQUEAKS)
_________________________________

(MOTOR WHIRRING)
_________________________________

(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________

...a moment
_________________________________

(SIGHING)
_________________________________

To be loved
_________________________________

A whole life
_________________________________

(METALLIC CREAKING)

_________________________________
Long

_________________________________

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(BRICKS CLATTERING)
_________________________________
(CLATTERING IN DISTANCE)

_________________________________
-(GASPS)
-(BARKS)
_________________________________
(SIGHS IN RELIEF) It's you. Get in here.

_________________________________

Come on, Dante. Hurry up!

_________________________________

You're gonna get me in trouble, boy.

_________________________________

Someone can hear me.

_________________________________

(SIGHS) I wish someone

wanted to hear me.

_________________________________
(TUNES STRINGS)
_________________________________

Other than you. Ew. Okay.

_________________________________

-(STRUMS)
-Perfecto!

_________________________________

I have to sing. I have to play!

_________________________________

The music, it's not just in me, it is me.

_________________________________
(STRUMMING GUITAR)

_________________________________
When life gets me down,
I play my guitar.

_________________________________

The rest of the world
may follow the rules,
_________________________________
but I must follow my heart.

_________________________________

Ugh!

_________________________________

You know that feeling

like there's a song in the air and...

_________________________________

It's playing just for you?

_________________________________

♪ A feeling so close...

_________________________________

♪ You could reach out and touch it

_________________________________

♪ I never knew

_________________________________

♪ I could want something

so much, but it's true

_________________________________

You must have faith, sister.

_________________________________

Oh, but, Padre, he will never listen.

_________________________________

He will listen. To music.

_________________________________

♪ Only a song, only a song has
the power to change a heart ♪

_________________________________

Never underestimate

the power of music.

_________________________________

NUN: But my father,

he will never give his permission.

_________________________________
DE LA CRUZ: I am done

asking permission.

_________________________________

When you see your moment,

you mustn't let it pass you by.

_________________________________

You must seize it!

_________________________________

INTERVIEWER: Señor de la Cruz,

_________________________________

what did it take for you

to seize your moment?

_________________________________

I had to have faith in my dream.

_________________________________

No one was going to hand it to me.

_________________________________

It was up to me to reach for that dream.

_________________________________

Grab it tight and make it come true.

_________________________________
MIGUEL: ...and make it come true.

_________________________________
(STATIC)
_________________________________

No more hiding, Dante.

I got to seize my moment!

_________________________________
(BARKS)
_________________________________

 I'm gonna play in Mariachi Plaza

if it kills me.

_________________________________

_________________________________
(BEEPING)
_________________________________

(WALL-E GROANING)
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

(CLANGING)
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

(CLANKS)
_________________________________

(MUTTERING)
_________________________________

(MOANING)
_________________________________

(BEEPING)
_________________________________

(POWERING UP SOUND)
_________________________________

(WHIRRING)
_________________________________

(SKITTERING)
_________________________________

(COCKROACH SQUEAKING)
_________________________________

(SIGHS CONTENTEDLY)
_________________________________

(SQUELCHES)
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

Aw!
_________________________________

(WALL-E EXHALES IN RELIEF)
_________________________________

(SHUDDERING)
_________________________________

(WHISTLING)
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

(SQUEAKS)
_________________________________

(KEYS RATTLING)
_________________________________

(CAR ALARM CHIRPS)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(WHISTLES)
_________________________________

Whoa.

_________________________________

Ooh!
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(CLANGS)
_________________________________

(KNOCKING)
_________________________________

Ooh!
_________________________________

(CHIRPS)
_________________________________

(WHISTLES)
_________________________________

(BLEEPS)
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

(BLEEPS)
_________________________________

Ha!
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Aha!
_________________________________

Uh...

_________________________________

(SHIP RUMBLING)
_________________________________

(WARBLING IN CONFUSION)
_________________________________

(YELPS)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(WALL-E SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(ENGINES POWERING DOWN)
_________________________________

(SHUDDERING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(SHUDDERING)
_________________________________

(WHOOSHING)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

(PANICKING)
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

(DESCENDING WHOOSH)
_________________________________

(METALLIC CLANGING)
_________________________________

(ELECTRONIC WARBLING)
_________________________________

(WHINING)
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

(BEEPING)
_________________________________

(BUZZES)
_________________________________

(CLANGING)
_________________________________

(WALL-E YELPS SOFTLY)
_________________________________

(ENGINES POWERING UP)
_________________________________

(RUMBLING)
_________________________________

(SHUDDERING)
_________________________________

(EVE BEEPING)
_________________________________

(BEEPING)
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

(ZIPPING)
_________________________________

(WHISTLES APPRECIATIVELY)
_________________________________

(SONIC BOOM)
_________________________________

(COOING)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

(COCKROACH SQUEAKS)
_________________________________

(RUMBLING)
_________________________________

(WEAPON DRONING)
_________________________________

(CHATTERING IN FEAR)
_________________________________

(BEEPING)
_________________________________

(ELECTRONIC SCANNING)
_________________________________

(BEEPS)
_________________________________

(BEEPING)
_________________________________

(COCKROACH CHIRPS)
_________________________________

(WALL-E EXCLAIMS WORRIEDLY)
_________________________________

(SHUDDERING)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

(SQUEAKS)
_________________________________

EVE: Ooh!
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

(WALL-E SCREAMING IN ALARM)
_________________________________

Who are you?
_________________________________

(WALL-E SHUDDERING)
_________________________________

EVE: Who are you?
_________________________________

Who are you?
_________________________________

(COCKROACH SQUEAKING)
_________________________________

(BEEPING)
_________________________________

(BUZZES)
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

(LA VIE EN ROSE PLAYING)
_________________________________

(EVE SCANNING AND BEEPING)
_________________________________

(WALL-E SCREAMS)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

(YELPING)
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)

_________________________________

Hold me close and hold me fast
_________________________________

The magic spell you cast
_________________________________

This is la vie en rose

_________________________________
(EVE EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

When you kiss me heaven sighs
_________________________________

And though I close my eyes
_________________________________

I see la vie en rose
_________________________________

WALL-E: Whoa!
_________________________________

(CLATTERING)
_________________________________

When you press me to your heart
_________________________________

(SCURRYING)
_________________________________

I'm in a world apart
_________________________________

A world where roses bloom
_________________________________

And when you speak
Angels sing from above
_________________________________

Everyday words seem
to turn into love songs
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

Hmm.
_________________________________

(SIGHS DISAPPOINTEDLY)
_________________________________

(YELPS)
_________________________________

(BUZZES)
_________________________________

(BUZZES)
_________________________________

(EVE GRUMBLING)
_________________________________

(BUZZES ANGRILY)
_________________________________

(BUZZES ANGRILY)
_________________________________

Uh-oh.

_________________________________

(STRAINING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS IN FRUSTRATION)
_________________________________

(DISTANT EXPLOSIONS)
_________________________________

(WALL-E WHISTLING CASUALLY)
_________________________________

(WHISTLING CASUALLY)
_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________

(EVE SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY)
_________________________________

(WALL-E WHISTLES)
_________________________________

(EVE INQUIRING IN
FOREIGN LANGUAGES)
_________________________________

WALL-E: Huh?
_________________________________

(EVE INQUIRING
IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
_________________________________

EVE: Directive?
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

EVE: Directive?
_________________________________

(WALL-E TITTERING)
_________________________________

(SHUDDERING)
_________________________________

WALL-E: Ta-da!
_________________________________

EVE: Ooh!
_________________________________

-(ENUNCIATING) Directive?

-Directive?

_________________________________
Classified.

_________________________________

Oh.

_________________________________

EVE: Name?
_________________________________

(HESITANTLY)
_________________________________

(STAMMERS) WALL-E.

_________________________________

WALL-E.

_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

WALL-E.

_________________________________

(GIGGLES)
_________________________________

EVE.

_________________________________

(STRUGGLING)
_________________________________

EVE.

_________________________________

E... Ah!
_________________________________

"EVE. EVE."
_________________________________

EVE.

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________

WALL-E: EVE.

_________________________________

EVE: "EVE."
_________________________________

(ALARM SOUNDING)
_________________________________

WALL-E: EVE...

_________________________________

EVE! EVE! EVE!
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

WALL-E! WALL-E!
_________________________________

(WINDS ROARING)
_________________________________

(SNEEZES)
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

Oh.

_________________________________

EVE.

_________________________________

(WALL-E WHISTLES)
_________________________________

(WALL-E HUMMING SOFTLY)
_________________________________

(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________

Ooh!
_________________________________

(DON'T WORRY, BE HAPPY PLAYING)
_________________________________

Here is a little song I wrote

_________________________________
(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

...note for note
Don't worry

_________________________________
(WALL-E EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

Be happy
_________________________________

(WALL-E WHISTLES)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS ENTHUSIASTICALLY)
_________________________________

Here.

_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(EVE WARBLES)
_________________________________

WALL-E: Look.

_________________________________

(POPPING)
_________________________________

Pop.

_________________________________

You pop.

_________________________________

(POPS)
_________________________________

(EVE GIGGLES)
_________________________________

(WALL-E WHISTLES)
_________________________________

(POPPING RAPIDLY)
_________________________________

EVE: Ooh!
_________________________________

(WHISTLES)
_________________________________

(BOTH EXCLAIM)
_________________________________

EVE: Oops.

_________________________________

(WALL-E SCREAMS)
_________________________________

(MUTTERING NERVOUSLY)
_________________________________

(GROANING IN CONCERN)
_________________________________

(STATIC BUZZING)
_________________________________

(PUT ON YOUR SUNDAY CLOTHES
PLAYING)
_________________________________

Monday in your Sunday

_________________________________
EVE: Ooh!
_________________________________

No Monday in your Sunday clothes

_________________________________
Put on your Sunday clothes
when you feel down and out
_________________________________

(WALL-E HUMMING ALONG)
_________________________________

Strut down the street
and have your picture took
_________________________________

Dressed like a dream
Your spirits seem to turn about
_________________________________

That Sunday shine is a certain sign
_________________________________

That you feel as fine as you look
_________________________________

(WALL-E BECKONS)
_________________________________

...new down to your toes
_________________________________

Get out your feathers
Your patent leathers
_________________________________

(WALL-E HUMMING)
_________________________________

Your beads and buckles and bows

_________________________________
(EXCLAIMING IN GROWING ALARM)
_________________________________

(CRASHING)
_________________________________

(WALL-E GRUNTS)
_________________________________

WALL-E?
_________________________________

(GROANS)
_________________________________

(GROANING)
_________________________________

(WARBLES IN CONCERN)
_________________________________

WALL-E: Whoa! Uh-oh!
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

Uh...

_________________________________

(WALL-E MUTTERING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Ha!
_________________________________

(EVE WARBLES)
_________________________________

Ooh!
_________________________________

WALL-E: (IN AWE) Oh!
_________________________________

(IT ONLY TAKES
A MOMENT PLAYING)
_________________________________

And that is all
_________________________________

That love's about
_________________________________

And we'll recall
_________________________________

When time runs out
_________________________________

That it only
_________________________________

(WALL-E WARBLES)
_________________________________

EVE: Ooh!
_________________________________

Took a moment
_________________________________

To be loved
_________________________________

EVE!
_________________________________

A whole life
_________________________________

Long
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

(GIGGLES)
_________________________________

Hmm?
_________________________________

Ooh!
_________________________________

(BEEPING)
_________________________________

(BLEEPING)
_________________________________

(ENGINES POWERING UP)
_________________________________

(WALL-E SHUDDERING)
_________________________________

(STEADY PULSING)
_________________________________

WALL-E: Whoa.

_________________________________

EVE.

_________________________________

EVE?
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS SOFTLY)
_________________________________

EVE!
_________________________________

EVE!
_________________________________

(INSISTENTLY) EVE!
_________________________________

(MACHINERY WHIRRING)
_________________________________

(RUMBLING)
_________________________________

(THUNDER CRASHING)
_________________________________

WALL-E: Whoa!
_________________________________

(WALL-E SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(SQUEAKS)
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

Ah!
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

(GLASS SHATTERS)
_________________________________

(GAME BEEPING)
_________________________________

(SIGHS)

_________________________________

_________________________________
MOLLY: Can I have your stereo?
ANDY: No.

_________________________________
MOLLY: Why not?
ANDY: 'Cause I'm taking it with me.

_________________________________

(GASPING)
_________________________________

-Can I have your computer?

-No.

_________________________________

-Your video games?

-Forget it, Molly.

_________________________________

Okay. Andy, let's get to work here.

_________________________________

Anything you're not taking to college
either goes in the attic, or it's trash.

_________________________________

-Mom, I'm not leaving till Friday.

-Come on. It's garbage day.

_________________________________

-Mom.

-Look, it's simple.

_________________________________

Skateboard, college.
Little League trophy, probably attic.

_________________________________

Apple core, trash. You can do the rest.

_________________________________

Why do you still have these toys?
_________________________________

(SIGHS) Molly, out of my room!
_________________________________

Three more days and it's mine!
_________________________________

Molly, you're not off the hook either.

_________________________________

You have more toys
than you know what to do with.

_________________________________

Some of them could make
other kids really happy.

_________________________________

What kids?
_________________________________

The children at the daycare.
They're always asking for donations.

_________________________________

-REX: What's daycare?

-(WOODY SHUSHING)
_________________________________
MOLLY: Mom.
ANDY'S MOM: No buts.

_________________________________

You choose the toys you want to
donate, I'll drop them off at Sunnyside.

_________________________________

(SIGHING)
_________________________________
JESSIE: Poor Barbie.

_________________________________
HAMM: I get the Corvette.

_________________________________

Andy, come on.
You need to start making decisions.

_________________________________

Like what?
_________________________________

Like what are you gonna do
with these toys?
_________________________________

-Should we donate them to Sunnyside?

-No.

_________________________________

Maybe sell them online?
_________________________________

Mom, no one's gonna want
those old toys.

_________________________________

They're junk.

_________________________________

Fine. You have till Friday.

_________________________________

Anything that's not packed for college
or in the attic
_________________________________

-is getting thrown out.

-(SIGHS) Whatever you say, Mom.

_________________________________

(EXHALING)
_________________________________

(GASPING)
_________________________________

(GASPING)
_________________________________

-What's happening?

-We're getting thrown out, you idiot.

_________________________________

That's what's happening.

_________________________________

(SIGHING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________

-You need a hand?

-I got it.

_________________________________

Here.

_________________________________

So, you gonna miss me
when I'm gone?
_________________________________

-If I say no, do I still get your room?

-Nope.

_________________________________
MOLLY: Then, yes, I'll miss you.

_________________________________

(GASPING) I can't breathe!
_________________________________

-Oh, this can't be happening!

-Quiet! What's that sound?
_________________________________

(LADDER CREAKING)
_________________________________

(ALL EXCLAIMING)
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

Andy! (SIGHS)
_________________________________

(GASPS) That's not trash.
That's not trash!
_________________________________

Think, think, Woody.
Think, think, think. Oh!
_________________________________

(WHISTLES)
_________________________________

Buster! Come here, boy! Come here!
_________________________________

Okay, boy. To the curb! Hee-yah!
_________________________________

(YAWNING)
_________________________________

(WOODY GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(STRAINING) No, Buster! No!
_________________________________
WOODY: Get up. Buster!

_________________________________

(PANTING)
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

-We're on the curb!

-Oh, I knew it would come to this!

_________________________________
Pull, everyone! Pull!
_________________________________

(SCREAMS)
_________________________________

-REX: It won't rip!

-Oh, forget it!
_________________________________

It's triple-ply,
high-density polyethylene!
_________________________________

There's gotta be a way out!
_________________________________

Oh, Andy doesn't want us.
What's the point?
_________________________________

Point. Point. Point!
_________________________________

Push! Push!
_________________________________

I can hear the garbage truck!
_________________________________

It's getting closer.

_________________________________

(HUMMING GUITAR RIFFS)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMING IN DISGUST)
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

Buzz! Jessie!
_________________________________

(SOFT CLINKING)
_________________________________

(SIGHS IN RELIEF)
_________________________________

-Andy threw us out.

-Like we were garbage.

_________________________________

-Junk. He called us junk.

-How could he?
_________________________________

(CRYING)
_________________________________

This doesn't make any sense.

_________________________________

I should have seen this coming.
It's Emily all over again.

_________________________________

-Sarge was right.

-Yeah, and Woody was wrong.

_________________________________

Wait a minute. Wait, hold on.
This is no time to be hysterical.

_________________________________

It's the perfect time to be hysterical.

_________________________________

-Should we be hysterical?

-No!

_________________________________
-Yes!

-Maybe! But not right now!
_________________________________

Yee-haw! Fellas, I know what to do.

_________________________________

What the heck?
_________________________________

-Oh, we should've done this years ago.

-Jessie, wait. What about Woody?
_________________________________

He's fine, Buzz.
Andy's taking him to college.

_________________________________

Now we need to go!
_________________________________

You're right. Come on.

_________________________________

-Buzz?

-Woody!
_________________________________

What's going on? Don't you know
this box is being donated?
_________________________________

It's under control, Woody.
We have a plan.

_________________________________

We're going to daycare!
_________________________________

Daycare?
What, have you all lost your marbles?
_________________________________

Well, didn't you see?
Andy threw us away.

_________________________________

No, no, no, no.
He was putting you in the attic.

_________________________________

Attic? So how did we
end up on the curb?
_________________________________

That was a mistake.
Andy's mom thought you were trash.

_________________________________

Yeah. After he put us in a trash bag.

_________________________________

And called us junk!
_________________________________

Yeah, I know. It looks bad.
But, guys, you gotta believe me.

_________________________________

Sure thing, college boy!
_________________________________

Andy's moving on, Woody.
It's time we did the same.

_________________________________

Okay. Out of the box.
Everyone, right now!
_________________________________

Come on, Buzz. Give me a hand.

We gotta get this thing outta here.
_________________________________

Woody, wait. We need to figure out
what's best for everyone.

_________________________________

Oh, great. Great! It's gonna take us
forever to get back here.

_________________________________

_________________________________

-(BELL TOLLING)
-(CHILDREN LAUGHING)
_________________________________

 Día de los Muertos has begun!

_________________________________

No, no. We have to make a clear path.

_________________________________

The petals guide our ancestors home.
_________________________________
We don't want their spirits to get lost.
_________________________________
We want them to come
and enjoy all the food
_________________________________
and drinks on the ofrenda.

_________________________________

-PAPÁ: Mamá!

-(GASPS)

_________________________________

Where should we put this table?

_________________________________
ABUELITA ELENA:

In the courtyard, mijos.

_________________________________
PAPÁ: You want it down by the kitchen?

_________________________________

Sí. Next to the other one.
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________

-Get under! Get under!

-Miguel?

_________________________________

Nothing! Mamá, Papá, I...

_________________________________

Miguel, your abuelita had

the most wonderful idea.

_________________________________

We've all decided

it's time you joined us in the workshop!

_________________________________

-What?

-No more shining shoes.

_________________________________

You'll be making them,

every day after school.

_________________________________

Oh! Our Migueli-ti-ti-ti-to

_________________________________

carrying on the family tradition.

_________________________________

And on Día de los Muertos!

_________________________________

Your ancestors would be so proud.

_________________________________

You'll craft huaraches

just like your Tía Victoria.

_________________________________
PAPÁ: And wingtips

like your Papá Julio.

_________________________________

(STAMMERS) But what if
I'm no good at making shoes?

_________________________________

Ah, Miguel. You have your
family here to guide you.

_________________________________

You are a Rivera.

_________________________________

And a Rivera is...

_________________________________

A shoemaker. Through and through.

_________________________________

That's my boy! (LAUGHS) Berto!
_________________________________

Break out the good stuff!
I want to make a toast.

_________________________________

-(KISSING)
-(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

_________________________________
-(SIGHS HEAVILY)
-(CLATTERS)
_________________________________
(DANTE WHINES)

_________________________________

Dante! No, Dante. Stop!

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(GASPING)

_________________________________

No, no, no, no, no! No.

_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________

De la Cruz's guitar?

_________________________________

Papá? Papá?

_________________________________

Mamá Coco,

is your papá Ernesto de la Cruz?

_________________________________

Papá! Papá!

_________________________________
(BREATHES HEAVILY)
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

Papá! Papá! It's him!

_________________________________

I know who my

great-great-grandfather was.

_________________________________

Miguel, get down from there.

_________________________________

Mamá Coco's father

was Ernesto de la Cruz!

_________________________________

What are you talking about?

_________________________________

I'm gonna be a musician!

_________________________________
ABUELITA ELENA: What is all this?

_________________________________

You keep secrets from your own family?

_________________________________

It's all that time he spends in the plaza.

_________________________________

Fills his head with crazy fantasies.

_________________________________

It's not a fantasy.

_________________________________

That man was Ernesto de la Cruz!

_________________________________
The greatest musician of all time!

_________________________________

We've never known anything
about this man!

_________________________________

But whoever he was,

he still abandoned his family.

_________________________________

This is no future for my son.

_________________________________

But, Papá, you said

my family would guide me.

_________________________________

Well, de la Cruz is my family.

_________________________________

I'm supposed to play music.

_________________________________

Never! That man's music was a curse.

_________________________________

I will not allow it.

_________________________________

-If you would just let...

-Miguel...

_________________________________

You will listen to your family.

_________________________________

No more music.

_________________________________

-Just listen to me play!

-End of argument.

_________________________________
(STRUMMING)
_________________________________

You want to end up

like that man? Forgotten?

_________________________________

Left off your family's ofrenda?

_________________________________

I don't care if I'm on
some stupid ofrenda.

_________________________________

(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

-No!

-Mamá!

_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
_________________________________

There. No guitar. No music.
_________________________________
(BREATHES SHAKILY)

_________________________________

Oh, come. You'll feel better
after you eat with your family.

_________________________________

I don't want to be in this family!

_________________________________

Miguel! Miguel!

_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
(YIPPING)
_________________________________
(MAN SINGING IN SPANISH)
_________________________________

I want to play in the plaza,

like de la Cruz.

_________________________________

Can I still sign up?

_________________________________

You got an instrument?

_________________________________

(STAMMERS) No.
But if I can borrow a guitar...

_________________________________

Musicians got to bring

their own instruments.

_________________________________

-(CROWD CHEERING)
-You find a guitar, kid,
_________________________________

I'll put you on the list.

_________________________________

-Can I borrow your guitar?

-Sorry, muchaco.

_________________________________

-You guys have a spare guitar?

-No.

_________________________________

I need a guitar just for a little bit.

_________________________________

-Get out of here, kid.
-(SIGHS)
_________________________________
(FIREWORKS EXPLODING)

_________________________________

Great-great-grandfather,

what am I supposed to do?

_________________________________

_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

(COCKROACH SQUEAKING)
_________________________________

(WIND GUSTS)
_________________________________

Uh-oh.
_________________________________

(RUMBLING)
_________________________________

(GASPS)
_________________________________

(WALL-E CHATTERING)
_________________________________

(COCKROACH CHATTERING)
_________________________________

EVE!
_________________________________

EVE!
_________________________________

EVE!
_________________________________

(WALL-E YELLING)
_________________________________

EVE!
_________________________________

No!
_________________________________

(CHATTERING)
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________

(SQUEAKS)
_________________________________

(YELPS)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMING IN ALARM)
_________________________________

(RUMBLING)
_________________________________

(ENGINES FIRING)
_________________________________

EVE.

_________________________________

(YELPS)
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________

(WALL-E SCREAMING)
_________________________________

(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________

Oh! Uh-oh.

_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS SOFTLY IN WONDER)
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

EVE.

_________________________________

(WALL-E SIGHS)

_________________________________

(POWERING UP SOUND)
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS IN AWE)
_________________________________

(IN WONDERMENT) Whoa!

_________________________________

_________________________________

(THUNDER RUMBLING)

_________________________________

DOPPLER: I really don't know

how you manage it, Sarah.

_________________________________

Trying to run a business

while raising a felon like...

_________________________________

Felon... Fellow... Fellow like Jim.

_________________________________

Managing it? I'm at the end of my rope.

_________________________________

Ever since his father left,

_________________________________

well, Jim's just never recovered.

_________________________________

And you know how smart he is.

_________________________________

He built his first solar surfer

when he was eight!

_________________________________

And yet, he's failing at school,

_________________________________

he is constantly in trouble,

_________________________________

and when I talk to him,

he's like a stranger to me.

_________________________________

I don't know, Delbert.

I've tried everything.

_________________________________

(ENGINES SPUTTERING)

_________________________________

Hey, Mister?

_________________________________

Mister, you're okay in there, right?

_________________________________

-(GROWLING)

-Aah!

_________________________________

(COUGHING)

_________________________________

He's a-comin'.

_________________________________

Can you hear him?

_________________________________

Those gears and gyros

clickin' and whirrin'

_________________________________

like the devil himself!

_________________________________

Uh, hit your head there

pretty hard, didn't ya?

_________________________________

He's after me chest,

_________________________________

that fiendish cyborg

and his band of cutthroats.

_________________________________

(STRAINING)

_________________________________

But they'll have to pry it

_________________________________

from old Billy Bones' cold,

dead fingers afore I... Argh!

_________________________________

(COUGHING)

_________________________________

Oh, my...

_________________________________

Come on, give me your arm.

_________________________________

That's it.

_________________________________

-Good lad.

-Mom's gonna love this.

_________________________________

Thanks for listening, Delbert.

_________________________________

(SIGHS) It helps.

_________________________________

It's going to be okay.

_________________________________

You'll see.

_________________________________

I keep dreaming one day

I'll open that door,

_________________________________

and there he'll be, just the way he was.

_________________________________

A smiling, happy little boy,

holding a new pet

_________________________________

and begging me to let him keep it.

_________________________________

(THUNDER)

_________________________________

(GASPS) James Pleiades Hawkins!

_________________________________

Mom, he's hurt bad!

_________________________________

Me chest, lad.

_________________________________

(GASPING)

_________________________________

He'll be comin' soon.

_________________________________

Can't let them find this.

_________________________________

Who's coming?

_________________________________

(WHISPERING) The cyborg!

_________________________________

Beware the cyborg! (GASPS)

_________________________________

Ohh!

_________________________________

(RUMBLING)

_________________________________

(SARAH GASPS)

_________________________________

Quick! We gotta go!

_________________________________

I believe I'm with Jim on this one!

_________________________________

(PIRATES SHOUTING)

_________________________________

Delilah! Hallelujah!

_________________________________

(YELPING EXCITEDLY)

_________________________________

Stay! Don't move!

_________________________________

PIRATE: Where is it?

_________________________________

Find it!

_________________________________

DOPPLER: Don't worry, Sarah.

_________________________________

I'm an expert in the laws

of physical science.

_________________________________

-On the count of three. One...

-Three!

_________________________________

-Aah!

-Aah!

_________________________________

Go, Delilah! Go!

_________________________________

Go! That's it! That's it! Go!

_________________________________

Hyah! Hyah!

_________________________________

_________________________________

I told you to stay away from me.

_________________________________

(GULPING)

_________________________________

I am still gonna

squeeze the life out of you.

_________________________________

But before I do,

can you find me some more?

_________________________________

Uh, here, more of these. You know...

_________________________________

-(IMITATES GOBBLING)

-(GROWLING)

_________________________________

No. Stop. What are you doing?

_________________________________

Hey, wait.

Can you take me to the berries?

_________________________________

Where are you going?

_________________________________

I knew it. I'm gonna die out here.

Because of you.

_________________________________

Hey. Hey. What are you doing?

No, no, no. Stop!

_________________________________

(ARLO YELLS)

_________________________________
ARLO: Hey. Hey. No. Stop!

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)

_________________________________

Ooh.

_________________________________

Ow. Ow.

_________________________________

Why you little... Come back here!

_________________________________

(SNIFFING)

_________________________________

(PANTING)

_________________________________

(GASPS) Berries!

_________________________________
ARLO: Oh!

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

-(CHUCKLES)

-(GROWLING)

_________________________________

-What's with you?

-(CONTINUES GROWLING)

_________________________________

They're right here. Crazy critter.

_________________________________

-(SNARLING)

-(SCREAMING)

_________________________________

(YELLING)

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-(HISSING AND SNARLING)

_________________________________

(GROWLING)

_________________________________

(ARLO YELLING)

_________________________________

(PANTING)

_________________________________

-FORREST WOODBUSH: Hello.

-(ARLO GASPS)

_________________________________

Hello?

_________________________________
FORREST WOODBUSH:
We've been watching you.

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

We thought you were going to die,

but then you didn't.

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

That creature protected you.

_________________________________

-Why?

-I don't know.

_________________________________

I'm going home. Do you know

how far Clawtooth Mountain is?

_________________________________

(CHIRPING)

_________________________________

Good idea. We want him.

_________________________________

Why?

_________________________________

Because it's terrifying out here.

_________________________________

He can protect me like my friends.

_________________________________

This is Fury.

_________________________________

He protects me from the creatures

that crawl in the night.

_________________________________

This is Destructor.

_________________________________

She protects me from mosquitoes.

_________________________________

This is Dream Crusher.

_________________________________

He protects me

from having unrealistic goals.

_________________________________

And this is Debbie.

_________________________________

(CHIRPING)

_________________________________

Yes, we need him.

_________________________________

What is his name?

_________________________________

A name? I don't know.

_________________________________

Hmm. Then I will meditate on this.

_________________________________

Hmm...

_________________________________

I name him, I keep him. Hmm...

_________________________________

Killer.

_________________________________

Hmm... Beast.

_________________________________

Hmm... Murderer.

_________________________________

-Hmm...

-Uh... Grubby!

_________________________________

-Funeral Planner?

-Uh, Cootie!

_________________________________

-Hmm... Hemorrhoid.

-Uh, Squirt!

_________________________________

-Uh, Frank!

-Stinky!

_________________________________

-Maniac!

-Funky!

_________________________________

-Violet.

-Spike!

_________________________________

-Lunatic.

-Spot!

_________________________________

Spot! Come here, Spot. Come here.

_________________________________

He is named.

You clearly are connected.

_________________________________

Good for you.

_________________________________

On your path to Clawtooth Mountain

that creature will keep you safe.

_________________________________

-Don't ever lose him.

-(CHIRPING)

_________________________________

No. No. You can't have him, Debbie.

_________________________________

-(GROWLING)

-No, no, no. Debbie!

_________________________________

Debbie! Stop! You're better than this.

_________________________________

No, no, no! Come back! Debbie!

_________________________________

(BOTH LAUGH)

_________________________________
_________________________________

Well, well, as I live and breathe!
If it isn't Pinocchio!
_________________________________

Oh. Hi, Jiminy.

_________________________________

What in the world
are you doing down here?

_________________________________

Um... Playing hide-and-seek.

_________________________________

I just don't believe it.
_________________________________
And here I was, up all night,
just worried sick about you.
_________________________________
Why of all the...
_________________________________
Pinocchio!
_________________________________
(ALL GASP)

_________________________________

Pinocchio! Are you telling me the truth?

_________________________________
Yes!

_________________________________

Then tell me, what is this?

_________________________________

It was a present.

_________________________________

No fibbing, now!
_________________________________
You know you're not
supposed to tell lies.
_________________________________
A lie only grows and grows,
'til you get caught!
_________________________________
Plain as the nose on your face!

_________________________________

But if you want something, why wait?
_________________________________
Why not just take it?

_________________________________

Oh, my! Who told you that?
_________________________________
You need some advice
from your conscience!

_________________________________

That's right!
You're my conscience, Jiminy!
_________________________________
I'll never tell lies
as long as you're around.
_________________________________
(GASPS)

_________________________________

You need to be good so you
can become a real boy.
_________________________________
You promised Geppetto
you would be, right?

_________________________________

Oh! Do you know where Father is?

_________________________________
He's not with you?

_________________________________

Jiminy, let's go find Father!

_________________________________

Now, hold on!
_________________________________
There are all sorts of dangers
and temptations out there!
_________________________________
I'll go find Mr. Geppetto,
so you just wait here.
_________________________________
These fellows here will be helping me.

_________________________________

We will?

_________________________________

Well, shall we go, Sora?

_________________________________

You could've asked us first...
_________________________________

_________________________________

One night a long time...
(CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________

Pardon me. Wait till I fix this thing.
_________________________________
There.
_________________________________

One night a long time ago,
_________________________________

my travels took me
to a quaint little village.
_________________________________

It was a beautiful night.
_________________________________

The stars were shining like diamonds,
_________________________________

high above the roofs

of that sleepy old town.
_________________________________

Pretty as a picture.
_________________________________

As I wandered along

the crooked streets,
_________________________________

there wasn't a soul to be seen.
_________________________________

The only sign of life

was a lighted window
_________________________________

in the shop
of a wood-carver named, uh, Geppetto.

_________________________________
So, I hopped over

_________________________________
and looked in.

_________________________________
It was a shame to see a nice

cheerful fire like that going to waste.
_________________________________

So what do I do?

_________________________________
I go in!

_________________________________
I looked around.

_________________________________
Of course, being in

a strange place like that,

_________________________________
I didn't know what to expect.

_________________________________
A cricket can't be

too careful, you know.

_________________________________
Soon as I saw there was no one about,
I made myself at home.

_________________________________
As I stood there warming my...

Myself, I took a look around.

_________________________________
Well, sir, you never saw such a place.

_________________________________
The most fantastic clocks

you ever laid your eyes on,

_________________________________
and all carved out of wood.

_________________________________
And cute little music boxes,

each one a work of art.

_________________________________
And shelf after shelf of toys and...

_________________________________
And then something else

caught my eye.

_________________________________
A puppet!

_________________________________
You know, one of those marionette
things, all strings and joints.

_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Cute little fellow.
_________________________________

Ding, ding. Going up?
_________________________________

Good piece of wood, too.

_________________________________
GEPPETTO: Well, now,
_________________________________

it won't take much longer.
_________________________________
(MEOWING)
_________________________________

Just a little more paint

and he's all finished.
_________________________________

I think he'll be all right.
_________________________________

Don't you, Figaro?
_________________________________
(PURRING)
_________________________________
(HUMMING)
_________________________________

Uh... (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Beg pardon.
_________________________________
(CLEARS THROAT)

_________________________________
GEPPETTO: See? (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
That makes a big difference.
_________________________________

Very good.
_________________________________

Very, very good.
_________________________________

Well, you can't please everybody.
_________________________________

Now I have just the name for you.
_________________________________

Pinocchio!
_________________________________

Do you like it, Figaro?
_________________________________

No? You do, don't you, Cleo?
_________________________________

Well, we'll leave it

to little woodenhead.
_________________________________

Do you like it?
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________

That settles it!
_________________________________

Pinocchio it is!
_________________________________

Come on, now, we'll try you out.
_________________________________

Music, Professor!
_________________________________
(PLAYING UPBEAT TUNE)
_________________________________

Hey! Ouch, ouch! Take it easy there!
_________________________________

Oh, break it up, will you?
_________________________________

Phew! Lot of down beats in there.
_________________________________
(GEPPETTO HUMMING)

_________________________________
GEPPETTO: (SINGING)
Little woodenhead go play your part
_________________________________

Bring a little joy to every heart
_________________________________

Little do you know and yet it's true
_________________________________

That I'm mighty proud of you
_________________________________

Little wooden feet and best of all
_________________________________

Little wooden seat in case you fall
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) How graceful!
_________________________________
(SINGING) My little woodenhead

_________________________________
(TOOTING)
_________________________________
(GEPPETTO HUMMING)
_________________________________
(IMITATING TROMBONE)
_________________________________
GEPPETTO: Cleo, meet Pinocchio.
_________________________________

Say, "How do you do?"
_________________________________
(GEPPETTO CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Say hello to Figaro.
_________________________________

Oops! (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Up to mischief already.
_________________________________

You see what happens?
_________________________________
(MUSIC SLOWING)
_________________________________
(MUSIC STOPS)

_________________________________
GEPPETTO: Boo! (CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

Up we go!
_________________________________
(FIGARO PURRING)
_________________________________

You're a cute little fellow.
_________________________________
(PURRING)
_________________________________

And that smile! You know, I...
_________________________________
(MEOWING)
_________________________________

You rascal! Jealous, huh?
_________________________________

You know, Pinocchio,
_________________________________
I think Figaro is jealous of you.
_________________________________

Don't worry, Figaro. I...
_________________________________
(BELL CHIMING)
_________________________________
Uh-oh.
_________________________________
(CLOCKS CHIMING)
_________________________________
(QUACKING)
_________________________________
(BUZZING)
_________________________________
(CUCKOOING)
_________________________________
(YELPING)
_________________________________
(CUCKOOING)
_________________________________
(SQUEAKING)
_________________________________
(CRYING)
_________________________________

I wonder what time it is?
_________________________________
(CHIMING)
_________________________________

It's getting late.
_________________________________

Come now. We go to bed.
_________________________________

Good night, Pinocchio.
_________________________________

-(CHIMING)
-Little funny face.
_________________________________
(YAWNS)
_________________________________

Good night, Cleo, my little water baby.
_________________________________
(GEPPETTO CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Figaro?
_________________________________

You say good night too.
_________________________________

Go on!
_________________________________

Now go to sleep, my little mermaid.
_________________________________

Good night.
_________________________________
(YAWNING)
_________________________________

This is my idea of comfort.
_________________________________

Solid comfort.
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
(PURRING)
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

Look at him, Figaro.
_________________________________

He almost looks alive!
_________________________________

Wouldn't it be nice

if he was a real boy?
_________________________________

Oh, well.
_________________________________

Come on. We go to sleep.
_________________________________

Aw, Figaro.
_________________________________

I forgot to open the window.
_________________________________

Oh, Figaro!
Look, look, the wishing star!
_________________________________

Star light, star bright,

first star I see tonight,
_________________________________

I wish I may, I wish I might,
_________________________________

have the wish I make tonight.
_________________________________

Figaro, you know what I wished?
_________________________________

I wish that my little Pinocchio
_________________________________

might be a real boy.
_________________________________

Wouldn't that be nice? Just think.
_________________________________

A real boy.
_________________________________

A very lovely thought,

but not at all practical.
_________________________________

A real
_________________________________

boy.
_________________________________
(SNORING)
_________________________________
(CLOCKS TICKING)
_________________________________
(CLINKING)
_________________________________
(GEPPETTO SNORING)
_________________________________
(GURGLING)
_________________________________

Quiet!
_________________________________
(TICKING STOPS)
_________________________________

After all, enough's enough.
_________________________________

Now what's up?
_________________________________

Hey, what's going on here?
_________________________________

As I live and breathe, a fairy!
_________________________________

Mmm-mmm!
_________________________________

Good Geppetto,
_________________________________
you have given

so much happiness to others.
_________________________________

You deserve to have

your wish come true.
_________________________________

Little puppet made of pine, wake.
_________________________________

The gift of life is thine.
_________________________________

Phew! What they can't do these days.
_________________________________

I can move!
_________________________________

I can talk!
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

I can walk!
_________________________________

-Yes, Pinocchio, I've given you life.

-Why?
_________________________________

Because tonight Geppetto wished
for a real boy.
_________________________________

Am I a real boy?

_________________________________
FAIRY: No, Pinocchio.
_________________________________

To make Geppetto's wish come true
will be entirely up to you.
_________________________________

Up to me?
_________________________________

Prove yourself brave,

truthful and unselfish,
_________________________________

and someday you will be a real boy.
_________________________________

A real boy!
_________________________________

That won't be easy.
_________________________________

You must learn to choose

between right and wrong.
_________________________________

Right and wrong? But how will I know?

_________________________________
-How'll he know?
-FAIRY: Your conscience will tell you.
_________________________________
-PINOCCHIO: What are conscience?
-What are conscience! I'll tell you!
_________________________________

A conscience is that still, small voice
that people won't listen to.
_________________________________

That's just the trouble
with the world today.
_________________________________

-Are you my conscience?

-Who, me?
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Would you like to be

Pinocchio's conscience?
_________________________________

Well,
_________________________________
I, I...
_________________________________

Uh-huh.
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Very well.
What is your name?
_________________________________

Oh! Cricket's the name. Jiminy Cricket.
_________________________________

Kneel, Mr. Cricket.
_________________________________

Huh?
_________________________________

No tricks now.
_________________________________

I dub you Pinocchio's conscience.
_________________________________

Lord high keeper
of the knowledge of right and wrong,
_________________________________

counselor in moments of temptation,
_________________________________

and guide along
the straight and narrow path.
_________________________________

Arise, Sir Jiminy Cricket.
_________________________________

Well! (CHUCKLES) My, my!
_________________________________

Mmm!
_________________________________
Say, that's pretty swell.
_________________________________

Gee, thanks!
_________________________________

But, uh, don't I get

a badge or something?
_________________________________

Well, we'll see.

_________________________________
-You mean, maybe I will?
-FAIRY: I shouldn't wonder.
_________________________________

-Make it a gold one?

-Maybe.
_________________________________

Now remember,
Pinocchio, be a good boy.
_________________________________

And always let your conscience

be your guide.
_________________________________

Goodbye, milady.
_________________________________

Goodbye.
_________________________________
(HUMMING)
_________________________________

Not bad, says I.
_________________________________

Oh, yeah! (CHUCKLES)

Almost forgot about you.
_________________________________

Well, Pinoke...
_________________________________
(CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________

Maybe you and I had better have

a little heart-to-heart talk.
_________________________________

Why?
_________________________________

Well, you want to be

a real boy, don't you?
_________________________________

-Uh-huh.

-All right, sit down, son.
_________________________________

Now, you see,
the world is full of temptations.
_________________________________

Temptations?
_________________________________

Yep! Temptations.
_________________________________

They're the wrong things

that seem right at the time,
_________________________________

but, uh, even though the right things
may seem wrong sometimes,
_________________________________

sometimes the wrong things
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
may be right at the wrong time,

or, uh, vice versa.
_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT) Understand?
_________________________________

Uh-uh.
_________________________________

But I'm gonna do right.
_________________________________

Attaboy, Pinoke,

and I'm gonna help you.
_________________________________

And anytime you need me,

you know, just whistle.
_________________________________

Like this. (WHISTLES)
_________________________________

Like this? (BLOWS AIR)
_________________________________

No, no. Try it again, Pinoke.
_________________________________

Like this?
_________________________________
(BLOWS AIR)
_________________________________

No, son.
_________________________________
Now listen!
_________________________________
(WHISTLING)
_________________________________
(BLOWS AIR)
_________________________________
(WHISTLES)
_________________________________

That's it! Come on, now. Let's sing it!
_________________________________
(SINGING) When you get in trouble
and you don't know right from wrong
_________________________________

Give a little whistle (WHISTLES)
_________________________________
-Give a little whistle
-(WHISTLE ECHOING)
_________________________________

When you meet temptation

and the urge is very strong
_________________________________
-Give a little whistle
-(BLOWS AIR)
_________________________________

Give a little whistle
_________________________________

Not just a little squeak
_________________________________

Pucker up and blow
_________________________________
(TOOTING)
_________________________________

And if your whistle's weak, yell

_________________________________
Jiminy Cricket?
_________________________________

Take the straight and narrow path
_________________________________

And if you start to slide
_________________________________
-Give a little whistle
-(STRUMS)
_________________________________
-Give a little whistle
-(STRUMS)
_________________________________

And always let your conscience
be your guide
_________________________________
(IMITATING TROMBONE)
_________________________________
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
_________________________________
(SAW WHISTLING)
_________________________________
(TAPS)
_________________________________
(BELLS RINGING)
_________________________________

Take the straight and narrow path
_________________________________
And if you start to slide
_________________________________

Give a little whistle

Yoo-hoo
_________________________________

Give a little whistle

_________________________________
Woo-hoo

_________________________________
And always let your conscience
be your guide
_________________________________

And always let your conscience
be your guide

_________________________________
(CRASHING)
_________________________________

-Who is there?

-It's me.
_________________________________

Oh. It's me.
_________________________________
Huh?
_________________________________

Shh. Figaro!
_________________________________

There's somebody in here.
_________________________________
(MEOWS)
_________________________________

Shh!
_________________________________

Careful now, Figaro.
_________________________________

He might spring out on us
at any time.
_________________________________

He's in here somewhere.
_________________________________

Here I am!
_________________________________
(FIGARO SCREECHES)
_________________________________
(CLOCKS CHIMING)
_________________________________
(MEOWS)
_________________________________
GEPPETTO: Oh!
_________________________________
Pinocchio!
_________________________________

How did you get down here?
_________________________________

-I fell down.

-Oh, you did.

_________________________________
(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________
You are talking.
_________________________________

-Uh-huh.

-No, no, no, no!
_________________________________

-Yes! And I can move too!

-No, no, no, you can't!
_________________________________

I'm dreaming in my sleep!
_________________________________

Oh, wake me up! Wake me up!
_________________________________
(GEPPETTO SHUDDERING)
_________________________________

Now we see who's dreaming.
_________________________________

Go on, say something.
_________________________________

Gee, you're funny.
_________________________________

-Do it again!

-You do talk!
_________________________________

Yes! The Blue Fairy came.
_________________________________

-The Blue Fairy?

-Uh-huh. And I got a conscience.
_________________________________

-A conscience!

-And someday I'm gonna be a real boy.
_________________________________

A real boy!
It's my wish, it's come true!
_________________________________

Figaro, look!
_________________________________

He's alive, he can talk!

Say hello to Figaro.
_________________________________

Hello to Figaro.

_________________________________
GEPPETTO: Oh, Cleo! I almost forgot.
_________________________________

Look, it's Pinocchio!
_________________________________

She's my little water baby.

Isn't she cute?
_________________________________

Yeah, cute!
_________________________________
(GEPPETTO LAUGHING)
_________________________________

This calls for a celebration!
_________________________________

Music!
_________________________________
(PLAYING UPBEAT TUNE)
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES)
You start one, Pinocchio.
_________________________________
(SINGING) Tra-la-la-la-la-la
la-la-la-la
_________________________________
Tra-la-la-la-la-la
la-la-la-la
_________________________________
(TOOTING)
_________________________________
(CHIRPING)
_________________________________

Oh, boy. A party!
_________________________________

Mind if I cut in?
_________________________________

How about sitting out

the next one, babe, huh?
_________________________________

Whoops! Hey! Whoa!
Let me out! Let me out!
_________________________________
(HUMMING)
_________________________________

Come, Cleo, join the party! Dance!
_________________________________
(GEPPETTO HUMMING)
_________________________________

Ooh, nice!
_________________________________
(SINGING) Tra-la-la-la-la-la
la-la-la-la
_________________________________
Tra-la-la
_________________________________

Gathering toys

_________________________________
Tra-la-la
_________________________________
For my little boy

_________________________________
Tra-la-la, la-la-la
_________________________________
Look, pretty!
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

Help!
_________________________________

-Oh, where's the bucket? Help! Water!
-(SCREECHES)
_________________________________
-Water!

-Here it is! I got it!
_________________________________

Here's water. Here's some water.
_________________________________

Help! Where's water?
_________________________________

That was close.
_________________________________

Maybe we'd better go to bed

before something else happens.
_________________________________
(COUGHING)
_________________________________
(YAWNS)
_________________________________

Little man, you've had a busy night.
_________________________________

Now, close your eyes and go to sleep.
_________________________________

Why?

_________________________________
GEPPETTO:
Oh, everybody has to sleep.
_________________________________

Figaro goes to sleep, and Cleo.
_________________________________

And besides, tomorrow

you've got to go to school.
_________________________________

Why?

_________________________________
GEPPETTO: Oh, to learn things
_________________________________
and get smart.

_________________________________
PINOCCHIO: Why?
_________________________________
GEPPETTO: Ah. Because.
_________________________________
PINOCCHIO: Oh.
_________________________________

_________________________________
To be prepared for our next Disney adventure before that, go to: Pinocchio – Subtitles (en)

_________________________________

_________________________________
Flashback of Spring 2017
_________________________________

_________________________________

Denied? You're denying my claim?

_________________________________

I don't understand.

I have full coverage.

_________________________________

I'm sorry, Mrs. Hogenson,

_________________________________

but our liability is spelled out

in paragraph 17.

_________________________________

-It states clearly...

-(STAMMERING) I can't pay for this.

_________________________________

Excuse me. Claims, Bob Parr.

_________________________________

I'm calling to celebrate

a momentous occasion.

_________________________________

We're now officially moved in.

_________________________________

Yeah, well, that's great, honey.

_________________________________

The last three years

don't count because...

_________________________________

Because I finally unpacked the last box.

Now, it's official. Ha, ha, ha.

_________________________________
HELEN: Why do we have

so much junk?

_________________________________

Listen, I've got a client.

_________________________________

Say no more. Go save the world

one policy at a time, honey.

_________________________________

Oh! I gotta go pick up the kids.

See you tonight.

_________________________________

Bye, honey.

Excuse me. Where were we?

_________________________________

(SOBBING) I'm on a fixed income,

and if you can't help me,

_________________________________

I don't know what I'll do.

_________________________________

(BLOWS NOSE LOUDLY)

_________________________________

(SOBBING)

_________________________________

All right, listen closely.

I'd like to help you, but I can't.

_________________________________

I'd like to tell you to take a copy

of your policy to Norma Wilcox on...

_________________________________

(WHISPERING) Norma Wilcox.

W-I-L-C-O-X.

_________________________________

On the third floor. But I can't.

_________________________________

I also do not advise you

to fill out and file a WS2475 form

_________________________________

with our legal department

on the second floor.

_________________________________

I wouldn't expect someone to get back

to you quickly to resolve the matter.

_________________________________

I'd like to help,

but there's nothing I can do.

_________________________________

Oh, thank you, young man.

_________________________________

(SHOUTING) Sorry.

I know you're upset!

_________________________________

(WHISPERING) Pretend to be upset.

_________________________________

(SOBBING)

_________________________________

Parr!

_________________________________

You authorized payment

on the Walker policy!

_________________________________

Someone broke

into their house, Mr. Huph.

_________________________________

-Their policy covers...

-I don't wanna know about it.

_________________________________

Don't tell me about it. Tell me how

you're keeping Insuricare in the black.

_________________________________

Tell me how that's possible,

with you writing checks

_________________________________

to every Harry Hardluck and Sally

Sobstory that gives you a phone call.

_________________________________
(OVER PA) Morning break is over.

Morning break is over.

_________________________________

I appreciate you coming

down here, Mrs. Parr.

_________________________________

What's this about?

Has Dash done something wrong?

_________________________________

He's a disruptive influence and he

openly mocks me in front of the class.

_________________________________

-He says.

-Look, I know it's you!

_________________________________

-He puts thumbtacks on my stool.

-You saw him do this?

_________________________________

Well... Not really. No.

_________________________________

Actually, not.

_________________________________

Oh, then how do you know it was him?

_________________________________

I hid a camera.

Yeah, and this time, I've got him.

_________________________________

See? You see?

_________________________________

You don't see it?

_________________________________

He moves! Right there!

_________________________________

Wait, wait! Right there!

_________________________________

Right as I'm sitting down!

_________________________________

I don't know how he does it,

_________________________________

but there's no tack before he moves

_________________________________

and after he moves, there's a tack.

Coincidence? I think not!

_________________________________

-Bernie...

-Don't "Bernie" me.

_________________________________

(SCREAMING) This little rat is guilty!

_________________________________

You and your son can go now,

Mrs. Parr. I'm sorry for the trouble.

_________________________________

You're letting him go again?

He's guilty!

_________________________________

You can see it on his smug little face.

Guilty, I say, guilty!

_________________________________

Dash, this is the third time this year

you've been sent to the office.

_________________________________

We need to find a better outlet.

A more constructive outlet.

_________________________________

Maybe I could,

if you'd let me go out for sports.

_________________________________

Honey, you know why we can't do that.

_________________________________

I promise I'll slow up.

I'll only be the best by a tiny bit.

_________________________________

Dashiell Robert Parr,

_________________________________

you are an incredibly competitive boy.

And a bit of a showoff.

_________________________________

The last thing you need is temptation.

_________________________________

You always say, "Do your best."

But you don't really mean it.

_________________________________

Why can't I do the best that I can do?

_________________________________

Right now, honey,

the world just wants us to fit in,

_________________________________

and to fit in, we just gotta be

like everybody else.

_________________________________

Dad always said our powers

were nothing to be ashamed of.

_________________________________

-Our powers made us special.

-Everyone's special, Dash.

_________________________________

Which is another way

of saying no one is.

_________________________________

(BELL RINGS)

_________________________________

BOY: Rydinger, where you headed?

_________________________________

-GIRL: Hi, Tony.

-Hey.

_________________________________

-"Hey, Tony, can I carry your books?"

-That's kind of funny.

_________________________________

"Hey, Tony, do you play football?"

_________________________________

BOY: Tony, I thought we were

gonna go swimming.

_________________________________

He looked at me.

_________________________________

(CAR HORN HONKING)

_________________________________
DASH: Come on, Violet!

_________________________________

(HORNS HONKING,

PEOPLE YELLING)

_________________________________

(CAR RATTLING)

_________________________________

(GROANS)

_________________________________

(MUTTERING) Darn kids.

Sitting on the driveway...

_________________________________

Oh, great.

_________________________________

(UNINTELLIGIBLE MUTTERING)

_________________________________

(HELEN AND JACK-JACK COOING)

_________________________________

Mom.

_________________________________

-You're making weird faces again.

-No, I'm not.

_________________________________

You make weird faces, honey.

_________________________________

-Do you have to read at the table?

-Uh-huh. Yeah.

_________________________________

Smaller bites, Dash. Yikes!

_________________________________

Bob, could you help

the carnivore cut his meat?

_________________________________

Dash, you have something you

wanna tell your father about school?

_________________________________

(NERVOUSLY)

Well, we dissected a frog.

_________________________________

Dash got sent to the office again.

_________________________________

-(DISTRACTED) Good. Good.

-No, Bob, that's bad.

_________________________________

-What?

-Dash got sent to the office again.

_________________________________

-What? What for?

-Nothing.

_________________________________

He put a tack on the teacher's chair,

during class.

_________________________________

Nobody saw me.

You could barely see it on the tape.

_________________________________

They caught you on tape

and you still got away with it? Whoa!

_________________________________

 You must have been booking.

How fast were you going?

_________________________________

We are not encouraging this.

_________________________________

I'm not, I'm just asking how fast...

_________________________________

-Honey!

-(CRASH)

_________________________________

Great. First the car,

now I gotta pay to fix the table...

_________________________________

What happened to the car?

_________________________________

Here. I'm getting a new plate.

_________________________________

So, how about you, Vi?

How was school?

_________________________________

-Nothing to report.

-You've hardly touched your food.

_________________________________

-I'm not hungry for meatloaf.

-Well, it is leftover night.

_________________________________

We have steak, pasta...

What are you hungry for?

_________________________________

-Tony Rydinger.

-Shut up.

_________________________________

-Well, you are.

-I said, shut up, you little insect.

_________________________________

-Well, she is.

-Do not shout at the table.

_________________________________

-Honey!

-BOB: Kids! Listen to your mother.

_________________________________

She'd eat if we were having Tony loaf.

_________________________________

That's it!

_________________________________

Stop it!

_________________________________
DASH: You're gonna be toast!
HELEN: Stop running in the house.

_________________________________
HELEN: Sit down!

_________________________________

-Hey, no force fields!

-You started it.

_________________________________

You sit down! You sit down!

_________________________________

Violet!

_________________________________

(SHOUTING IN BACKGROUND)

_________________________________

(BOB MUTTERING)

_________________________________

"Simon J. Paladino,

_________________________________

"longtime advocate of superhero rights,

is missing"?

_________________________________

-Gazerbeam.

-HELEN: Bob! It's time to engage.

_________________________________

Do something!

Don't just stand there!

_________________________________

-I need you to intervene!

-You want me to intervene?

_________________________________

Okay. I'm intervening!

_________________________________

(ALL SHOUTING)

_________________________________

Violet, let go of your brother.

_________________________________
JACK-JACK: Hello?

_________________________________
BOB: Get the door.

_________________________________

-Hey, Lucius!

-Hey, Speedo. Helen, Vi, Jack-Jack.

_________________________________

-Ice of you to drop by.

-Ha! Never heard that one before.

_________________________________

(GARGLING) Lucius!

_________________________________
LUCIUS: Whoa!

_________________________________
LUCIUS: Ha, ha.
DASH: Oh!

_________________________________

-I like it when it shatters.

-I'll be back later.

_________________________________

-Where are you two going?

-It's Wednesday.

_________________________________

Bowling night.

Say hello to Honey for me, Lucius.

_________________________________

Will do. Good night, Helen.

Good night, kids.

_________________________________

Don't think you've avoided

talking about the principal's office.

_________________________________

Your father and I

are still gonna discuss it.

_________________________________

I'm not the only kid who's

been sent to the office.

_________________________________

Other kids don't have superpowers.

_________________________________

-Now, it's perfectly normal...

-What do you know about normal?

_________________________________

What does anyone

in this family know about normal?

_________________________________

-Now, wait a minute, young lady.

-We act normal. I wanna be normal.

_________________________________

The only normal one is Jack-Jack,

and he's not even toilet trained.

_________________________________

(JACK-JACK LAUGHING)

_________________________________
DASH: Lucky.

_________________________________

I meant about being normal.

_________________________________

(LAUGHTER)

_________________________________
LUCIUS: So now I'm in deep trouble.

_________________________________

I mean, one more jolt of this

death ray and I'm an epitaph.

_________________________________

Somehow I managed to find cover.

What does Baron Von Ruthless do?

_________________________________

-He starts monologuing.

-He starts monologuing.

_________________________________

He starts this prepared speech

about how feeble I am compared to him.

_________________________________

How inevitable my defeat is, the world

will soon be his. Yada, yada, yada.

_________________________________

-Yammering.

-Yammering.

_________________________________
LUCIUS: I mean, the guy has me

on a platter, and he won't shut up.

_________________________________

RADIO: Municiberg, we have a 23-56...

_________________________________

23-56, what is that?

_________________________________

-Robbery?

-This is just sad.

_________________________________

-Want to catch a robber?

-No.

_________________________________

Tell you the truth,

I'd rather go bowling.

_________________________________

Look, what if we actually did

what our wives think we're doing?

_________________________________

Just to shake things up.

_________________________________
MIRAGE: He's not alone.

The fat guy's still with him.

_________________________________

They're just talking.

_________________________________

-What are we doing here?

-Protecting people.

_________________________________

-Nobody asked us.

-You need an invitation?

_________________________________

I'd like one, yes. We keep

sneaking out to do this, and...

_________________________________

-You remember Gazerbeam?

-There was something in the paper.

_________________________________

-He had trouble with civilian life.

-When did you see him?

_________________________________

I don't see anyone from the old days.

Just you.

_________________________________

-And we're pushing our luck as it is.

-Come on.

_________________________________

It was fun the first time,

but if we keep doing this...

_________________________________

-RADIO: We have a report on a fire...

-A fire. We're close!

_________________________________

-(YELLING) Yeah, baby!

-We're gonna get caught.

_________________________________

(HOOTING)

_________________________________
BOB: Fire! Yeah!

_________________________________
LUCIUS: Is that everybody?
BOB: Yeah.

_________________________________

-It better be.

-Can't you put this out?

_________________________________

I can't lay down a layer thick enough!

It's evaporating too fast!

_________________________________

-What's that mean?

-It means it's hot.

_________________________________

-I'm dehydrated, Bob.

-You're out of ice?

_________________________________

You can't run out.

You can use water in the air.

_________________________________

There is no water in this air!

What's your excuse, run out of muscle?

_________________________________

I can't smash walls.

The building's getting weaker.

_________________________________

-It's gonna come down on top of us.

-I wanted to go bowling!

_________________________________

All right! Stay right on my tail!

This is gonna get hot!

_________________________________

(COUGHING, MOANING)

_________________________________
BOB: Yeah.

_________________________________

(COUGHING)

_________________________________

Uh-oh.

_________________________________

Oh, good.

_________________________________

-(ALARM SOUNDS)

-(LUCIUS GROANS)

_________________________________

That ain't right.

_________________________________

-We look like incompetent bad guys!

-You can get water out of the air.

_________________________________

Freeze!

_________________________________

-I'm thirsty.

-I said freeze!

_________________________________

I'm just getting a drink.

_________________________________

-You've had your drink. Now...

-I know. I know. Freeze.

_________________________________

(POLICE RADIO CHATTER)

_________________________________

Police officers!

_________________________________
LUCIUS: That was way too close.

_________________________________

We are not doing that again.

_________________________________

(OVER RADIO) Verify you want

to switch targets? Over.

_________________________________

Trust me. This is the one

he's been looking for.

_________________________________

(KEYS JINGLING)

_________________________________

(HUMMING)

_________________________________

-I thought you'd be back by 11:00.

-I said I'd be back later.

_________________________________

I assumed you'd be back later.

If you came back at all,

_________________________________

-you'd be "back later".

-Well, I'm back, okay?

_________________________________

Is this rubble?

_________________________________

(WITH MOUTH FULL) It was just

a little workout. Just to stay loose.

_________________________________

You know how I feel about that.

Darn you! We can't blow cover again.

_________________________________

The building was coming down anyway.

_________________________________

What?

_________________________________

You knocked down a building?

_________________________________

It was on fire. Structurally unsound.

It was coming down.

_________________________________

Have you been listening

to the police scanner again?

_________________________________

I performed a public service.

You act like that's a bad thing.

_________________________________

It is a bad thing, Bob!

_________________________________

Uprooting our family again, so you can

relive the glory days is a bad thing.

_________________________________

It's better than acting like

they didn't happen!

_________________________________

Yes! They happened!

But this, our family,

_________________________________

is what's happening now, Bob.

And you are missing this!

_________________________________

I can't believe you don't want to go to

your own son's graduation.

_________________________________

It's not a graduation.

He's moving from fourth to fifth grade.

_________________________________

-It's a ceremony!

-It's psychotic!

_________________________________

They keep creating new ways

to celebrate mediocrity

_________________________________

but if someone is exceptional...

_________________________________

This is not about you, Bob.

It's about Dash.

_________________________________

You want to do something for Dash?

Let him actually compete.

_________________________________

-Let him go out for sports!

-I will not be made the enemy!

_________________________________

-You know why we can't do that.

-Because he'd be great.

_________________________________

This is not about you!

_________________________________

All right, Dash.

I know you're listening. Come on out.

_________________________________

Vi? You, too, young lady.

_________________________________

Come on. Come on out.

_________________________________

It's okay, kids.

We're just having a discussion.

_________________________________
VIOLET: Pretty loud discussion.

_________________________________

But that's okay. What's important

is that Mommy and I are a team.

_________________________________

-We're united, uh, against forces of...

-Pigheadedness?

_________________________________

-I was gonna say evil.

-We're sorry we woke you.

_________________________________

Everything's okay.

Go back to bed. It's late.

_________________________________

-Good night, Mom. Night, Dad.

-Good night.

_________________________________

In fact, we should all be in bed.

_________________________________

(SIGHS)

_________________________________

(CRICKETS CHIRPING, DOG BARKS)

_________________________________

(ON PHONE) Request claim

on claim numbers 158183...

_________________________________
HUPH: Haven't you got him yet?

Where is he?

_________________________________

PA: Mr. Huph would like to talk

to you in his office.

_________________________________

-Now?

-Now.

_________________________________

(ANNOUNCEMENT ON PA)

_________________________________

Sit down, Bob.

_________________________________

I'm not happy, Bob. Not happy.

_________________________________

-Ask me why.

-Okay. Why?

_________________________________

Why what? Be specific, Bob.

_________________________________

Why are you unhappy?

_________________________________

Your customers make me unhappy.

_________________________________

What, you've gotten complaints?

_________________________________

Complaints I can handle.

_________________________________

What I can't handle is your customers'

inexplicable knowledge

_________________________________

of Insuricare's inner workings!

They're experts. Experts, Bob!

_________________________________

Exploiting every loophole,

dodging every obstacle!

_________________________________

They're penetrating the bureaucracy!

_________________________________

-Did I do something illegal?

-No.

_________________________________

-We shouldn't help our customers?

-The law requires that I answer no.

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-We're supposed to help people.

-(YELLING) Help our people!

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Starting with our stockholders.

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Who's helping them out, huh?

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HUPH: You know, Bob, a company...

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Is like an enormous clock.

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...is like an enormous...

Yes. Precisely.

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HUPH: It only works if all

the little cogs mesh together.

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Now, a clock needs to be cleaned,

well-lubricated and wound tight.

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The best clocks have jewel movements,

cogs that fit, that cooperate by design.

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(CHUCKLING) I'm being

metaphorical, Bob.

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Know what I mean by cooperative cogs?

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Bob?

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Bob? Look at me

when I'm talking to you, Parr.

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-That man out there, he needs help.

-Don't change the subject.

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-We're discussing your attitude.

-He is getting mugged!

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-Well, let's hope we don't cover him.

-I'll be right back.

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Stop right now or you're fired!

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Close the door.

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Get over here, now.

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I'm not happy, Bob. Not happy.

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-He got away.

-Good thing, too.

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You were this close to losing your...

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(MOANING)

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Uh-oh.

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(OVER PA) Please report to

operating room 722 immediately.

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-How is he?

-He'll live.

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-I'm fired, aren't I?

-You think?

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-What can I say, Rick?

-Nothing you haven't said before.

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-Someone was in trouble.

-Always.

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-I had to do something.

-Every time you say that,

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it's a month and a half

of trouble for me.

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Hundreds of thousands

of taxpayer's dollars.

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-I know.

-We pay to keep the company quiet.

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We pay damages, erase memories,

relocate your family.

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Every time it gets harder.

Money, money, money.

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We can't keep doing this. We

appreciate what you did in the old days,

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but those days are over.

From now on, you're on your own.

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Listen, Bob. Maybe I could relocate you,

you know, for old times' sake.

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I can't do that to my family.

Everyone just got settled.

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I'll make it work. Thanks.

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Take care of yourself.

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BOB: What are you waiting for?

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I don't know.

Something amazing, I guess.

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(SIGHS) Me, too, kid.

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(SIGHS)

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(DOOR SWINGS SHUT)

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(GROANS)

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Huh?

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"Hold still"?

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COMPUTER: Match, Mr. Incredible.

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Room is secure. Commence message.

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MIRAGE: Hello, Mr. Incredible.

Yes, we know who you are.

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Rest assured,

your secret is safe with us.

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My name is Mirage.

We have something in common.

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According to the government,

neither of us exist.

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Please pay attention, as this message

is classified and will not be repeated.

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I represent a top secret division

of the government,

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designing and testing

experimental technology,

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and we have need

of your unique abilities.

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Something happened

at our testing facility.

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-HELEN: Honey!

-Huh? What?

_________________________________

-HELEN: Dinner's ready.

-Okay.

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...it is contained

within an isolated area,

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it threatens to cause incalculable

damage to itself and our facilities,

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jeopardizing hundreds

of millions of dollars...

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HELEN: Is someone in there?

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-It's the TV, trying to watch.

-Because of its sensitive nature...

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-HELEN: Stop. It's time for dinner.

-One minute!

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If you accept, your payment will be

triple your current annual salary.

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Call the number on the card.

Voice-matching will ensure security.

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The supers aren't gone, Mr. Incredible.

You're still here.

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You can still do great things. Or

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you can listen to police scanners.

Your choice.

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You have 24 hours to respond.

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Think about it.

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(BEEPING)

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COMPUTER: This message

will self-destruct.

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Uh-oh.

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(MUFFLED EXPLOSION, COUGHING)

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(FIRE ALARM BEEPING)

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(FAMILY SHOUTING

IN ANOTHER ROOM)

_________________________________

You are one distracted guy.

_________________________________

Am I? I don't mean to be.

_________________________________

I know you miss being a hero

and your job is frustrating.

_________________________________

I just want you to know how much it

means to me that you stay at it anyway.

_________________________________

-Honey? About the job?

-What?

_________________________________

-Something's happened.

-What?

_________________________________

-The, uh...

-What?

_________________________________

The company is sending me

to, uh, a conference.

_________________________________

-A conference?

-(STAMMERING) Out of town.

_________________________________

I'm gonna be gone for a few days.

_________________________________

They've never sent you to a conference

before. This is good, isn't it?

_________________________________

(HESITATING) Yes.

_________________________________

You see? They're finally

recognizing your talents.

_________________________________

-You're moving up.

-Yes.

_________________________________

-Honey! This is wonderful!

-Yes, it is.

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(PHONE RINGING)

_________________________________

 (OVER PHONE) Hello?

_________________________________

This is Mr. Incredible.

_________________________________

I'm in.

_________________________________

The Omnidroid 9000

is a top secret prototype battle robot.

_________________________________

Its artificial intelligence

enables it to solve any problem

_________________________________

it's confronted with.

And, unfortunately...

_________________________________

Let me guess. It got smart enough

to wonder why it had to take orders.

_________________________________

We lost control. Now it's loose

in the jungle, threatening our facility.

_________________________________

We've had to evacuate all personnel

from the island for their own safety.

_________________________________

How am I going in?

_________________________________

The Omnidroid's defenses necessitate

an air drop from 5,000 feet.

_________________________________

Its cloaking devices

make it difficult to track.

_________________________________

We're pretty sure it's on

the southern half of the island.

_________________________________

One more thing. Obviously it

represents a significant investment.

_________________________________

You want me to shut it down

without destroying it.

_________________________________

You are Mr. Incredible.

_________________________________

I've got to warn you,

it's a learning robot.

_________________________________

Every moment you fight it increases

its knowledge of how to beat you.

_________________________________

Shut it down. Do it quickly.

Don't destroy it.

_________________________________

-And don't die.

-Great. Thanks.

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(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

Showtime.

_________________________________

(BIRD AND INSECT NOISES)

_________________________________

(PANTING HEAVILY, SIGHING)

_________________________________

(FLY BUZZING)

_________________________________

Huh?

_________________________________

-Hmm.

-(LOUD CRASH)

_________________________________

(CRIES OUT IN PAIN)

_________________________________

(SATISFIED GRUNT)

_________________________________

Uh-oh.

_________________________________

(SCREAMING WITH EFFORT)

_________________________________

(LAUGHING, LOUD CRACK)

_________________________________

Oh, my back!

_________________________________

-(LOUD CRACK)

-Oh!

_________________________________

Surprising. We must bring him back.

_________________________________

Sound the all clear,

and invite him to dinner.

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SYNDROME: (BARELY AUDIBLE)

Most important, keep things light.

_________________________________

Praise him. Make him feel

like we appreciate his abilities.

_________________________________

Am I overdressed?

_________________________________

Actually, you look rather dashing.

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MR. INCREDIBLE: I take it our host is...
MIRAGE: I'm sorry.

_________________________________

He won't be dining with us.

He hopes you'll understand.

_________________________________
Of course. I do usually make it a point

to know who I'm working for.

_________________________________

He prefers a certain amount

of anonymity.

_________________________________

Surely, you of all people

understand that.

_________________________________

I was just wondering, of all the places

to settle down, why live...

_________________________________

With a volcano?

He's attracted to power. So am I.

_________________________________

-It's a weakness we share.

-Seems a bit unstable.

_________________________________

I prefer to think of it

as misunderstood.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLING) Aren't we all?

_________________________________

Volcanic soil is among

the most fertile on Earth.

_________________________________

Everything at the table

was grown right here.

_________________________________

-How does it compare?

-Everything's delicious.

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