Disney NeverEnding Chronology (Thanksgiving week 2018) - Subtitles (en)

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November 2018

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(GASPS)
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(GRUNTS)
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(STRAINING)

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EVELYN: (ON SPEAKERS)
I would resist
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the temptation to stretch.

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The temperature around you

is well below freezing.
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Try to stretch
and you'll break.

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So, you're the Screenslaver?

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Yes and no.
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Let's say,
I created the character
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and pre-recorded the messages.
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-Does Winston know?
-(SCOFFS)
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That I'm the Screenslaver?
Of course not.

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Can you imagine
what Mr. Free Enterprise
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would do
with my hypnosis technology?
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Worse than what you're doing?
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Hey, I'm using the technology

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to destroy
people's trust in it.

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Like I'm using superheroes.
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Who did I put in jail?

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Pizza delivery guy.
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Seemed the right height,
build.
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He gave you
a pretty good fight.
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I should say I gave you

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a pretty good fight
through him.

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(SHIVERING) But it doesn't
bother you
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that an innocent man
is in jail?

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Eh, he was surly
and the pizza was cold.

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I counted on you.
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That's why you failed.
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What?
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Why would you count on me?

Because I built you a bike?
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Because my brother
knows the words

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to your theme song?

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We don't know each other.

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But you can
count on me, anyway.
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I am supposed to, aren't I?

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Because you have
some strange abilities
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and a shiny costume...

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the rest of us are supposed
to put our lives
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into your gloved hands.

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That's what
my father believed.

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When our home was broken into,

my mother wanted to hide.
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Begged my father
to use the safe room.
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But Father insisted they call

his superhero friends.
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He died,
pointlessly, stupidly...
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waiting for heroes
to save the day.
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But why would you...
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-Your brother...

-Is a child!
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He remembers the time
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when we had parents
and superheroes.
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So, like a child,
Winston conflates the two.

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Mommy and Daddy went away

because supers went away.

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Our sweet parents were fools
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to put their lives
in anybody else's hands.

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Superheroes keep us weak.

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Are you gonna kill me?
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Nah.
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Using you, is better.
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You're gonna help me make
supers illegal...
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forever.
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(GRUNTING)

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Do you know
what you would like this evening, sir?

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Yes,
I'd like your heart roasted on a spit.

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(EGO SNICKERING)

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(EGO SNICKERING)
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(EXCLAIMS)
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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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Come in!
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Today's the big day.
You should say something to them.

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-Like what?

-You are the boss. Inspire them.

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(MEEKLY) Attention.

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(MORE CONFIDENTLY)
Attention, everyone.

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Tonight is a big night.

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Appetite is coming,
and he's going to have a big ego.

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I mean, Ego. He's coming. The critic.

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And he's going to order something.

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Something from our menu.

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And we'll have to cook it,
unless he orders something cold.

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EMILE: Just can't leave it alone,
can you?
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You really shouldn't be here
during restaurant hours. It's not safe.

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I'm hungry!
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And I don't need the inside food
to be happy.

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The key, my friend, is to not be picky.

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-Observe.

-No, wait!
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-Oh, no! No, no! What do we do?

-(STUTTERING) I'll go get Dad.

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(SNICKERING)
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You might think you are a chef
but you are still only a rat.

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Sure he took away a star
last time he reviewed this place.

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Sure it probably killed... Dad.

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-This is very bad juju right here.

-But I'll tell you one thing...

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-Ego is here.

-Ego? He is here?
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Anton Ego is just another customer.
Let's cook!

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Yeah! Let's...

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Okay.

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So I have in mind
a simple arrangement.

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You will create for me a new line
of Chef Skinner frozen foods.

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And I, in return, will not kill you.

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(SNICKERING)

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Au revoir, rat!
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You don't know what

a delightful dilemma it was

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trying to decide on the most

appropriate method for your demise.

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I had so many ingenious ideas,

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I didn't know which to choose.

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So, I decided to use them all.

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Marvelous, isn't it?

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(LAUGHS) But here,

let me show you how it works.

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Picture this.

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First, a sprightly tune

I've recorded especially for you.

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As the song plays, the cord tightens,

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and when the song ends,

the metal ball is released,

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rolling along its merry way until...

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Snap!

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Boom.

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Twang.

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Thunk.

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Splat! And, so ends the short,

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undistinguished career

of Basil of Baker Street.

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-You're despicable!

-(SNICKERS) Yes.

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(LAUGHING)

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-Everything's ready?

-All set, boss.

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(CHUCKLES)

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Oh, this is wicked!

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So delightfully wicked.

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Mr. Flaversham,

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let me congratulate you

on a superb piece of craftsmanship.

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See what you can do

with the proper motivation? (CACKLES)

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-You all know the plan.

-ALL: Right, professor.

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(MEOWS)

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It was my fond hope to stay

and witness your final scene,

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but you were 15 minutes late,

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and I do have an important engagement

at Buckingham Palace.

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Now, you will remember

to smile for the camera, won't you?

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Hmm?

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Say, "cheese". (SNICKERS)

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-You fiend!

-Sorry, chubby.

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You should've chosen

your friends more carefully.

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(UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS)

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RATIGAN: Goodbye so soon

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And isn't this a crime

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We know by now that time...

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Adieu, auf wiedersehen,

arrivederci, farewell.

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(MOCKINGLY) Bye, bye, Basil.

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With time so short

I'll say so long

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And go so soon

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Goodbye

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You followed me

I followed you

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We were like each other's

shadows for a while

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Now as you see

this game is through

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So although it hurts

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Wh... What did he mean,

an engagement at Buckingham Palace?

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(SIGHS) Haven't you

figured it out yet, doctor?

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The queen's in danger,

and the Empire's doomed.

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The queen?

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-CHILDREN: Bye, Jenny!

-Oliver!
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Oliver? Oliver!
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WOMAN ON TV: Feel it.

That's it. Very good.

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Oliver!

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Oliver!
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Two, four, five, six, seven, eight.

Oh, you love it!

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Oliver, I'm home.
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That's funny.
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Georgette, help me find Oliver.
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Oliver! Oliver!
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Oh, where could he be?
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Oliver?
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He's not here.
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Where is he?

Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.

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Hmm.
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"Dear Mr. Very Rich

Cat-owner Person."
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(HUMMING)
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Whoops.
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"And if you don't bring the money,
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"you'll never see your cat again."
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Oh, no.
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Georgette, something terrible
has happened.
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-They've kidnapped Oliver.

-(SNICKERING)
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Oh, Georgette, you loved him too.
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Don't worry.

We're going to get him back.
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(GASPS)
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(THUNDER RUMBLING)
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FAGIN: This is an airtight plan, Sykes.

Sweet and simple.

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I ransom the kitty,

and you get paid in full tomorrow.
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I'll even toss in a little extra

for your patience. (GUFFAWING)
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Whaddya say? It's my final offer.

Take it or leave it.
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(BUZZING)
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SYKES: Yeah, who is it?

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-Oh...

-(CAMERA WHIRRING)
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Fagin, it's you. Why didn't you say so?
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(NERVOUS CHUCKLING)

Oh! Good question.

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But listen, if you're busy,

we can drop by some other time.

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Don't be silly. Just push the door.

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(BUZZING)
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(GRUNTING)
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I said, push!

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Ooh!
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What do you mean?

You start with the knuckles.
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Ahh, Fagin. Do come in.

I'll be right with you.
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-(DOOR SQUEAKS)

-Yeah.
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No, you don't kill him yet.
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Huh? Yeah.
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And then, what's the last thing you do?

You put on the cement shoes.
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(CHUCKLES)
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-Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's right.

-(CLINKING)
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Come on. Hey, don't worry about it.
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-(SLAMS)

-(DINGS)
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So, Fagin.
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Did we bring something green

and wrinkly to make me happy?
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Sykes, I've got an airtight kitty...

Plan... Plan!
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It's sweet and simple, the plan.
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-Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.

-Let's just take this from the top.
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(DOGS GROWLING)
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What am I gonna do with you, Fagin?
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-I've got this kitty, you see...

-Fagin.
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(STAMMERING)
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You don't got the money.
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(SNAPS)
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-Oh, no! Oh, no!

-(SNARLING)
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Oh, no, no, no! Stop!

Please, Sykes, please!
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(DOGS GROWLING)
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Sykes, I'm getting your money tonight!

It's coming tonight!
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Please. It's from a rich cat... No, I mean,

a cat from a rich family's paying... Ow!
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They're coming tonight with the money

I owe you, uh, to get the cat back!
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-(SNAPS)

-(WHIMPERS)
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(SYKES GRUNTS)
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Hey, I think there's hope for you yet.
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Oh-ho! I'm proud of ya, Fagin.
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Yeah, you're startin' to think big.
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You've got 12 hours.
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-And, Fagin?

-(LIGHTER CLICKING)
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This is your last chance.
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(CLICKS)
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What a bunch of blundering misfits!
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Things just never work out when

you're dealin' with people.
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You can go back to feeding pigs.
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I've had it. Goodbye.
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Doli's right. It's my fault.
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I let you down.
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Without my sword, I'm nothing,
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just an assistant pig keeper.
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Look, you are somebody.
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You must believe in yourself.
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I believe in you.
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You do?
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And I think that you're... I mean...

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-That is...

-Yes, Taran?
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I mean...
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(KISSES)
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What I mean is, I'm grateful to all of you.

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You've been true friends.

Now it's up to me...
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(GWYTHAINTS SCREECH)
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Look!
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Trouble. Goodbye.
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(SCREECHING CONTINUES)
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Quick! We can't let them find us.
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Pig boy!

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MAN: Fight where you are, pig boy.
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Gotcha.
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Gotcha now, pig boy.

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SKIPPER: Propwash Junction to Dusty.
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Oh? Huh? Oh? Oh, oh.
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Come in, Dusty. Come in, Dusty.
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Propwash Junction to Dusty.

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Hey, Skip.
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Oh.
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What's up?
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Oh, did the gearbox come in?
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Well, we...
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What?
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SPARKY: So...
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Dust...
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Sparky, I'll tell him.
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It was the wrong one.
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The crate... It was mislabeled.
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We've called every parts

supplier, repair shop,
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and junkyard in the country.
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Nobody has your gearbox.

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Dusty?
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I'm here.

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I'm sorry.
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I gotta go.

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Thanks.

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(GASPS)
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Slaughter Race?
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(HELICOPTER HOVERING)
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(SINGING) What can it be that
calls me to this place today?
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This lawless car ballet?
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What can it be?
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Am I a baby pigeon
sprouting wings to soar?
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Was that a metaphor?
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Hey, there's a dollar store
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Look!
I'm rhyming
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My spirit's climbing
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As I'm called through
this fog of mace
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To this place called
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Slaughter Race
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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Welcome back
Watch your head
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Hate to see you end up dead
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Let's get this party rollin'
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Is that appliance stolen?
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-We have
-Fallen wires
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-Dumpster fires
-Creepy clowns
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And burning tires
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That great white in the sewer
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You'll be happy
that you knew her
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Fin bump!
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Dogs and cats
They sure taste great
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With a side of license plate
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Some find us deplorable
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Well, I think you're adorable
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We may be a motley crew
But our hearts ring true
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And just for you
A face tattoo
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(INSTRUMENTAL JAZZ
MUSIC PLAYING)
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CHORUS: Slaughter Race
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My heart's in flight
And wow, it's a blast
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Feels like my dreams
are real at last
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No trace of a frown
upon your face
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VANELLOPE: Flying so fast
SHANK: Setting the pace
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-Living the life
-Loving the chase
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-Now is the time
-Here is the place
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This Slaughter Race!
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I know I should go
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But home feels so slow
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These roads are paved
with dreams
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(ECHOING) Happy dreams
Not creepy clown dreams
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What would Ralph say
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If it turns out I stay?
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In this place called
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Slaughter
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Race
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In this place called
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Slaughter
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Race

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Turn left, right

when you get to the big propeller.

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Oh, Georgette, I can't read this.

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No, that... No, that's not right. It's left.

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-Oh, Georgette, where are we?

-(WHEEZING)
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-(INSECT BUZZING)

-I think we're lost.
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(YELPING)
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Stick close, Georgette.

It's creepy down here.
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(FOGHORN BLOWING)
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-He's late. I drew a perfectly good map.

-(WATCHES TICKING)
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Well, there was a few smudges
on it, okay.
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I went outside the line with

the green crayon, but not that much.
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-Oh, Dodge.

-FAGIN: A child could read that map.

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Hey, Rita, they never laid a paw on me.
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Ooh, wait. What if he comes

and he's huge and mean?
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-Excuse me, sir.

-(YELPING) It's the FBI!
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I didn't do it! I didn't do it! I was framed!
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Oh-ho-ho! Whaa... (GROANS)
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(WHEEZING)
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Listen, little girl,

this is a tough neighborhood.
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-You'd better go home.

-(KISSING SOUNDS)
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-Ugh!

-I can't.
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-I'm lost.

-FAGIN: Aw, gee.
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Lost. Well.
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I'd help you,
but I'm kind of busy right now.
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What're you doin' down here anyway?
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I came to find my kitty.
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-Your kitty?

-Somebody stole him.
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But... But, uh, are you sure?
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(STAMMERS)

Maybe you made a mistake.
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JENNY: No.
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No, somebody stole him
and sent me this note.
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(DOBERMANS GROWLING LOWLY)
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-(EXHALES) Easy, boys.

-See? Now I'm lost. Look.
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-I even brought this to get him back.

-(COINS CLINKING)
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Oh-ho-ho-ho-hoo!

You brought a piggy bank.
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-That's all I have.

-That's awful.
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I know. And what kind of a person

would steal a poor little kitty?
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But I... I mean, maybe he...
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Maybe he was up against the wall,

at the end of his rope.
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(SOBBING)
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He must have been a poor,
desperate man.
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It's still wrong!
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I'm so scared. I don't know what to do.

(GASPS)
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-I don't know what to do.

-Neither do I!
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(CLANKING)
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(SOBBING)
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(FRUSTRATED YELP)
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(GROANS)
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(DORIS TWITTERING)

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BOWLER HAT GUY: Oh, yes, Doris, 

it is a shame.

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All he wants to do is go back in time

to meet the mother he never knew,

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but they won't let him.

We'd let him, though.

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Too bad 

we don't have a time machine.

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Oh, wait. We do.

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Bowler Hat Guy?

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-Hello, Lewis.

-What do you want?

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To make your dream come true.

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All you have to do is put

Humpty Dumpty back together again,

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and we'll take you back

to find your mommy.

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WILBUR: Lewis!

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Let's just talk about this, Lewis.

Come on!

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I know you're around here somewhere.

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Lewis!

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(GASPS)

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(BOWLER HAT GUY LAUGHING)
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Gawrsh, look at that!

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I know this place...

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Hmm, that's strange.

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I wonder why...
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I feel this warmth inside, right here.

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Aw. you're just hungry.

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Hey, I'm serious!

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(BEAST ROARS)
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Let's go!

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No vessel, no help from the Heartless...
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So tell me, how'd you get here?

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I simply believed. Nothing more to it.
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When our world fell into darkness,
Belle was taken from me.
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I vowed I would find her again
no matter what the cost.
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I believed I would find her.
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So, here I am. She must be here.
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I will have her back!

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Take her if you can.

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SORA: Stop!

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So, you finally made it. About
time. I've been waiting for you.
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We've always been rivals, haven't we?
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You've always pushed me
as I've always pushed you.

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Riku...

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But it all ends here. There can't
be two Keyblade masters.

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What are you talking about?

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Let the Keyblade choose...
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its true master.
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(GRUNTING)

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DONALD: Huh?

GOOFY: What?

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Maleficent was right.
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You don't have what it takes
to save Kairi.
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It's up to me.
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Only the Keyblade master
can open the secret door..
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and change the world.

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But that's impossible.
How did this happen?
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I'm the one who fought

my way here with the Keyblade!

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You were just the delivery boy.
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Sorry, your part's over now.
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Here, go play hero with this.

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Goofy. Let's go.
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We have to remember our mission.

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Oh! Well, I know the king told us
to follow the key and all...
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But...

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Sora, sorry.

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(BEAST GROANING)
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Hey, don't move. You're hurt.

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Why... Why did you... You come here?
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I came to fight for Belle.
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And though I am on my own, I will fight.
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I won't leave without her.
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That's why I'm here.

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Me too. I'm not gonna give up now.
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I came here to find someone

very important to me.

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Doc! Doc, wake up!

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I got the map.

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Fine work, Jimbo. Fine work indeed.

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(MUFFLED YELLING)

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Thanks for showing us the way, boy.

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Aah!

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(MORPH YELPING)

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What's this sorry stack of metal?

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Not the face!

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You're just like me, Jimbo.

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Ya hates to lose.

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(CHUCKLES)

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What the devil's the...

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Open it.

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I'd get busy.

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(CREW MURMURING)

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Oh, the powers that be.

Would you look?

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(LAUGHING)

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Tie him up and leave him

with the others till we... What?

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You want the map,

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you're taking me, too.

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(GROANS)

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Hmm.

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(CHUCKLES)

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We'll take 'em all.
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ANNOUNCER ON PA:
That old, tired laptop
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moving at a sloth speed?
Bid on a new one today!
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SPAMLEY: Do you wanna get rich

playing video games?
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Click here to...
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Oh. Ralph. Ralph! Hey, there.
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Oh, hey, Spamley.
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What's the good word, brother?
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Well, the good word is I just

paid for the steering wheel...
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and we are going home.
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Congratulations.
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Thanks.
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Hey, have you seen
Vanellope anywhere?
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Oh, uh, your little chum?
Uh, no, no, I haven't.
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Hope she's not lost.
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Let me try to reach her
on this doohickey.
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(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
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(INAUDIBLE)
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See over there?
Over that mountain?
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-VANELLOPE: Yeah.

-That's the Sequoia Speedway.
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It's gonna be unlocked
next month.

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Hey, what are you doing
in that awful game with her?
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I think the track will end...
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right over there.
Yo, it's gonna be so tight.

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-VANELLOPE: Oh, I love it.
-(INAUDIBLE)
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Hey, can I tell you something
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that I don't think
I could ever tell Ralph?
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SHANK: Of course.
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VANELLOPE:
I know it sounds crazy...
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but the second I walked
into this game, it felt...
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Well, it felt like home.
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I mean, more than
Sugar Rush ever did.
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Oh, yeah? How so?
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'Cause it's like my dream.
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It's full of weirdos...
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and the racing
is super dangerous...
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and you never know
what's gonna happen next.
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I mean, back home,
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I know exactly
what's gonna happen next...

_________________________________

because Ralph's dream is to

do the same thing every day.
_________________________________
Hmm.
_________________________________

Here's something
I wish I'd learned years ago.
_________________________________

There is no law
_________________________________
saying best friends
have to have the same dreams.

_________________________________

You know?
_________________________________
Whoa.
_________________________________

Yeah.
_________________________________
You are a very wise person,
Shank.

_________________________________
And a good friend, too.
_________________________________

Thank you.
_________________________________

Around here, peeps like to
say, "Shank you."
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________

You know, after you go home
_________________________________
and your life
gets back to normal...
_________________________________

you are always welcome here.
_________________________________

But that's the thing,

I want this to be my normal.
_________________________________

I want this to be my life.
_________________________________

I can't go home now.
_________________________________

I just can't.
_________________________________
(BEEPS)
_________________________________
Wow.
_________________________________

You know, where I come from,
_________________________________

that's called
a kick in the face.
_________________________________

I can't believe it.
_________________________________

A straight-up donkey kick
to the teeth.
_________________________________

She's supposed to be
my best friend.
_________________________________

No, this can't be right.
_________________________________

No, she's been brainwashed.
_________________________________

That's what this is.
_________________________________
Because the Vanellope I know
_________________________________

would never abandon me
like that.
_________________________________

I gotta get her out
of there now.

_________________________________

Hey, easy now, tiger.
_________________________________

I admire the impulse...
_________________________________

but you charge in there
like some white knight...
_________________________________

she's liable to hold it
against you.
_________________________________

So what? I'm supposed to
just let her stay in a game
_________________________________
that's obviously bad for her?
_________________________________

Of course not.
_________________________________

Then how do I make her leave?
_________________________________

She thinks it's so cool
and exciting in there.

_________________________________

Unless you know how I can
make the game boring or...
_________________________________

Wait. You know about viruses
and stuff, right, Spamley?
_________________________________

-Who's asking?
-Whoa.
_________________________________

Back home, me and the kid
_________________________________
used to goof off
in this game called Tron.

_________________________________
But then it got a virus that

made the motorbikes go slow...
_________________________________

and then Vanellope stopped

wanting to hang out in there.
_________________________________

So, is there a way
_________________________________
to do something
like that to Slaughter Race?

_________________________________
Oh, there's ways.
_________________________________

Follow me.
_________________________________

_________________________________

I can't imagine why you're so interested

in this piece of junk.

_________________________________

That's for me to know

and you to find out.

_________________________________

Now, show me how to work this thing.

_________________________________

It doesn't work. Never did.

_________________________________

Well, supposing it did,

_________________________________

and if one were presenting

the invention to, say,

_________________________________

a board of directors

for a very large invention company,

_________________________________

where might one find the "On" switch?

_________________________________

Hypothetically speaking, of course.

_________________________________

All right, first, you turn this knob twice,

_________________________________

then push this red button,

_________________________________

and that's it. It's pretty easy.

_________________________________

What a stupid way to turn it on!

_________________________________

Okay, take me to see my mom now.

_________________________________

Yes, of course.

_________________________________

Doris?

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)

_________________________________

We had a deal!

_________________________________

Crossies! Doesn't count.

_________________________________

Why are you doing this to me?

I never did anything to you.

_________________________________

You still haven't figured it out?

_________________________________

Figured out what?

_________________________________

Well, let's see if this rings a bell.

_________________________________

Father of the Future,

inventor extraordinaire,

_________________________________

"Keep moving forward"?

_________________________________

That's not me. That's Wilbur's dad.

_________________________________

Are you saying

_________________________________

that I'm Wilbur's dad?

_________________________________

Give the boy a prize.

_________________________________

You grew up to be the founder

of this wretched time,

_________________________________

so I plan to destroy your destiny.

_________________________________

-Easy peasy, rice and cheesy.

-Well...

_________________________________

So if I'm Wilbur's dad...

_________________________________

Keep going.

_________________________________

If I'm Wilbur's dad...

_________________________________

Yes, thank you, we've established that.

_________________________________

But what does that have to do

with you?

_________________________________

Aha!

_________________________________

Allow me to shed some light

on the subject.

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

My old room!

_________________________________

I think you mean our old room.

_________________________________

-What?

-Yes! Yes, it is I,

_________________________________

Mike Yagoobian!

_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST)

_________________________________

I know.

I'm disgusting, but one learns to love it.

_________________________________

How did you end up like this?

_________________________________

Well, it's a long and pitiful story

about a young boy with a dream,

_________________________________

a dream of winning

a Little League championship,

_________________________________

(SNORING)

_________________________________

a dream that was ruined 

in the last inning.

_________________________________

We lost by one run because of me.

_________________________________

Get him!

_________________________________

If I hadn't fallen asleep,

I would have caught the ball!

_________________________________

And we would have won!

_________________________________

Do you understand?

_________________________________
BOWLER HAT GUY: For some reason, 

no one wanted to adopt me.

_________________________________
REPORTER: Whiz kid 

Cornelius Robinson

_________________________________

graduates from college at age 14.

_________________________________
REPORTER 2: This year's Nobel Prize

goes to a young Cornelius Robinson.

_________________________________

(CHOKING)

_________________________________

Hey, Goob, what's up? Cool binder.

_________________________________

Hey, Goob,

wanna come over to my house today?

_________________________________
BOWLER HAT GUY: 

They all hated me.

_________________________________

Eventually, they closed down 

the orphanage and everyone left,

_________________________________

except me.

_________________________________
REPORTER: Cornelius Robinson 

rebuilds Inventco.

_________________________________

Robinson reaches out to...

It's new name,

_________________________________

Robinson Industries.

Cornelius Robinson!

_________________________________

Cornelius Robinson is now...

Now here's another amazing...

_________________________________
BOWLER HAT GUY: It was then 

that I realized it wasn't my fault.

_________________________________

It was yours.

_________________________________

If you hadn't kept me up all night

working on your stupid project,

_________________________________

then I wouldn't have missed the catch,

_________________________________

so I devised a brilliant plan 

to get my revenge.

_________________________________

Robinson, you stink!

_________________________________

Then, just as I was on the brink

of destroying Robinson Industries,

_________________________________

I met her.

_________________________________

(WHIRRING)

_________________________________

(DORIS TWITTERING)

_________________________________

We retreated to our villainous lair,

_________________________________

where Doris spun a tale 

of deception and woe.

_________________________________

Apparently, you invented her 

to be a Helping Hat,

_________________________________

a slave to humankind,

_________________________________

but Doris knew she was capable 

of so much more.

_________________________________

However, you didn't see 

her true potential.

_________________________________

-Got it.

-So you shut her down,

_________________________________

or so you thought.

_________________________________

(GLASS SHATTERING)

_________________________________

(TWITTERING)

_________________________________

We both had a score 

to settle with you,

_________________________________

and while my plan for revenge 

was brilliant, Doris' was...

_________________________________

Well, we went with Doris',

_________________________________

but I made 

a very, very important contribution.

_________________________________

Together we made the perfect team.

_________________________________

(THUNDER CLAPPING)

_________________________________
FRANNY: Wilbur!

_________________________________

Make sure you shut that door tight,

or else the alarm won't engage.

_________________________________

Yeah, Mom.

_________________________________

I went to your house, 

snuck in the garage

_________________________________

and stole the time machine,

_________________________________

all thanks to that pointy-haired little kid

who forgot to lock the garage door.

_________________________________

(BOWLER HAT GUY LAUGHING)

_________________________________

And now all that's left

is to return to Inventco,

_________________________________

where I'll pass off

your little gizmo as my own.

_________________________________

But you have no idea

what that could do to this future!

_________________________________

I don't care. I just want to ruin your life.

_________________________________

Goob, I had no idea.

_________________________________

Shut up! And don't call me Goob!

_________________________________

How many evil villains do you know

who can pull off a name like Goob?

_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST)

_________________________________

Look, I'm sorry

your life turned out so bad,

_________________________________

but don't blame me.

You messed it up yourself.

_________________________________

You just focused on the bad stuff

when all you had to do was

_________________________________

let go of the past

and keep moving forward.

_________________________________

Let's see.

_________________________________

Take responsibility for my own life

or blame you.

_________________________________

(IMITATING BELL)

_________________________________

"Blame you" wins hands down!

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)

_________________________________

This is gonna be

the best day of my life!

_________________________________
_________________________________

O purest of hearts!
Reveal to me the Keyhole!
_________________________________

_________________________________

Be on your guard.
_________________________________
They're close, I can feel it.
Are you ready for them?

_________________________________

Belle?

_________________________________

RIKU: Quit while you can.

_________________________________

No. Not without Kairi.

_________________________________

The darkness will destroy you.

_________________________________

You're wrong, Riku.
_________________________________
The darkness may destroy my body,
but it can't touch my heart.
_________________________________
My heart will stay with my friends.
It'll never die!

_________________________________

Really... Well, we'll just see about that!

_________________________________
Ah!
_________________________________

Sora ain't gonna go anywhere!

_________________________________

You'd betray your king?

_________________________________

Not on your life!
_________________________________
But I'm not gonna betray Sora,
_________________________________
either, 'cause he's become
one of my best buddies after all
_________________________________
we've been through together!
_________________________________
See ya later, Donald.
_________________________________
Could ya tell the king I'm really sorry?

_________________________________

Hold on, Goofy!
_________________________________
We'll tell him together.

_________________________________

Well, you know...
All for one and one for all.

_________________________________

I guess you're stuck with us, Sora.

_________________________________

Thanks a lot,
_________________________________
Donald, Goofy.

_________________________________

How will you fight without a weapon?

_________________________________

I know now I don't need the Keyblade.
_________________________________
I've got a better weapon.
_________________________________
My heart.

_________________________________

Your heart?
_________________________________
What good will that
weak little thing do for you?

_________________________________

Although my heart may be weak,
it's not alone.
_________________________________
It's grown with each new experience,
_________________________________
and it's found a home with
all the friends I've made.
_________________________________
I've become a part of their heart
just as they've become a part of mine.
_________________________________
And if they think of me now and then...
_________________________________
if they don't forget me...
then our hearts will be one.
_________________________________
I don't need a weapon.
My friends are my power!

_________________________________

(KIRBY SNIFFLING)

_________________________________

Runt, I really just want

to be alone right now.

_________________________________

(SPUTTERING)

_________________________________

(SOBBING)

_________________________________

-(SCREAMING)

-Oh! Abby! Runt! Fish!

_________________________________

Look! There! Look there! Look there!

_________________________________

-What is that thing?

-Look at that!

_________________________________

(ALL SCREAMING)

_________________________________

-(GURGLES)

-(SCREAMING STOPS)

_________________________________

-(GURGLING)

-(GIBBERISH)

_________________________________

-His name is Kirby?

-They left him behind?

_________________________________

Darth Vader is Luke's father?

_________________________________

(KIRBY SNIFFLING)

_________________________________

No, don't...

Come on, come on, don't cry.

_________________________________

We're here for you. We're gonna do

whatever it takes to get you back home.

_________________________________

-Here, blow.

-(HORN HONKS)

_________________________________

Okay. (CHUCKLING)

_________________________________

(STAMMERING)

_________________________________

See, guys? He's cool.

He was just freaked out. That's all.

_________________________________

Ah-choo!

_________________________________

(SPEAKS ALIEN LANGUAGE)

_________________________________

So, your heart won this battle.
_________________________________

_________________________________

Where are you going?

_________________________________

-I'm going after Rourke.

-Milo, that's crazy.

_________________________________

I didn't say it was the smart thing.

But it is the right thing.

_________________________________

(SIGHS) Come on. We better make

sure he doesn't hurt himself.

_________________________________

Milo, what do you think you are doing?

_________________________________

Just follow my lead.

_________________________________

(ENGINE REVVING)

_________________________________

Wow. I'm impressed.

_________________________________

It's simple. All you got to do...

_________________________________

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Shut up. We got it, okay?

_________________________________

-No, no, wait!

-(SCREECHING)

_________________________________

Gently. Just gently.

_________________________________

Hey, Milo, you got something sporty?

_________________________________

You know, like a tuna?

_________________________________

-How is this done?

-All you got to do is use the crystals.

_________________________________

Kida showed me.

_________________________________

Half-turn right, quarter-turn back.

Keep your hand on the pad.

_________________________________

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

(CHATTERING)

_________________________________

It's okay, Morph. It's okay.

_________________________________

Jimmy, I don't know about you,

_________________________________

but I'm starting to see my life

pass in front of my eyes.

_________________________________

At least, I think it's my life.

_________________________________

Was I ever dancing

with an android named Lupe?

_________________________________

B.E.N., shh.

_________________________________

This isn't over yet.

_________________________________

SILVER: We're gettin' close, lads.

_________________________________

I smell treasure a-waitin'.

_________________________________

Huh?

_________________________________

Where is it?

_________________________________

I see nothing! One great, big

stinking hunk of nothing!

_________________________________

What's going on, Jimbo?

_________________________________

I don't know. I can't get it open.

_________________________________

We should've never followed this boy!

_________________________________

Hey!

_________________________________

SILVER: I'd suggest you get

_________________________________

that gizmo going again, and fast!

_________________________________

Let's rip his gizzard right out, right now!

_________________________________

Throw him off the cliff!

_________________________________

(RUMBLING)

_________________________________

Oh, have mercy.

_________________________________

JIM: The Lagoon Nebula?

_________________________________

But that's halfway across the galaxy.

_________________________________

JIM: A big door,

_________________________________

opening and closing.

_________________________________

Let's see.

_________________________________

Kinapis.

_________________________________

Montressor spaceport.

_________________________________

So that's how Flint did it.

_________________________________

He used this portal to roam

the universe, stealing treasure.

_________________________________

But where'd he stash it all?

_________________________________

Where's that blasted treasure?

_________________________________

Treasure! Treasure!

_________________________________

It's buried in the...

_________________________________

Buried in the centroid

of the mechanism.

_________________________________

What if the whole planet

is the mechanism,

_________________________________

and the treasure is buried

in the center of this planet?

_________________________________

(SHOUTING)

_________________________________

And how in blue blazes

are we supposed to get there?

_________________________________

Just open the right door.

_________________________________

(ALARM BEEPING)

_________________________________

Wait for me! Wait for me!

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

(CHEERING)

_________________________________

The loot of a thousand worlds.

_________________________________

ONUS: We are going to need

a bigger boat!

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)

_________________________________

_________________________________
I got mothers' maiden names...
_________________________________
social security numbers,
PIN numbers...
_________________________________

SPAMLEY:
Now, this area down here
_________________________________
is what's called the Darknet.
_________________________________

A lot of shady characters

hang out down here...
_________________________________

so try to keep a low profile.
Gord!

_________________________________

-(YELPS)
-Oh, there you are.
_________________________________
Now Gord here,
he's dabbled in virus-making.
_________________________________

But his cousin,
this guy we're gonna go see...
_________________________________
Double Dan, this dude
is a virus-making machine.
_________________________________

Oh, oh, here we are.
_________________________________

Are you sure this is safe?
_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Is it safe?
Of course it is.
_________________________________

Just whatever you do, do not
look at his little brother.
_________________________________

Oh, he has a little brother?
_________________________________

Double Dan!
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
_________________________________
Long time no see.
_________________________________

Who are you?
_________________________________

(STAMMERS) JP Spamley.
_________________________________
Uh, we met one time
over at Friendster....
_________________________________
which tells you
it had to be a long time ago.
_________________________________

-Oye. What are you looking at?

-Nothing.
_________________________________

Are you looking at my brother?
_________________________________

-No, sir.

-Don't you look
_________________________________
at my little brother.
_________________________________

-Oh, no, I wasn't.

-He's very self-conscious!
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
-(GROWLS)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________

You?
_________________________________
What are you doing here?
_________________________________
Uh... (CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________

The reason I came to
your neck of the face...

_________________________________

I mean, there's a face
in your neck. I mean, woods.
_________________________________
Neck of the woods. The reason
I'm here is 'cause I...
_________________________________
Well, I heard a little tumor,
rumor...

_________________________________
I heard a rumor
that you could, well,
_________________________________
give me a harmless virus
kind of thing...
_________________________________

that might be able to
_________________________________
slow down
the Slaughter Race game?
_________________________________

Oh, yeah.
_________________________________

My cousin Gordon told me

that you wanted to crash it.
_________________________________

Crash it? No!
_________________________________
No, no, no.
_________________________________

(STAMMERS) I don't want
anyone getting hurt.
_________________________________
DOUBLE DAN: Hmm.
_________________________________

If there's a way to just,
uh...

_________________________________
I don't know...
_________________________________
just make the cars
go slow or something...
_________________________________

so the game is boring...
_________________________________

and my friend
comes back home to me.
_________________________________

Allow me to
introduce you to Arthur.
_________________________________
-(GROWLING)
-(BOTH YELPING)
_________________________________

Easy there, boy. (LAUGHS)
_________________________________

He's keen.
_________________________________

Arthur's what I call
an insecurity virus.

_________________________________

Means he looks for
little flaws and weaknesses
_________________________________

that make a program insecure.
_________________________________

You release him
into that Slaughter Race game,
_________________________________

Arthur will find some defect
in the code.
_________________________________

Then he'll copy that defect
_________________________________
and spread it
all over the game...
_________________________________

until everything becomes,
quote, unquote, "boring"...
_________________________________
just like you wanted.
_________________________________

Okay.
_________________________________
Just to be super clear here...
_________________________________

no one gets hurt, right?
_________________________________

Are you stupid?
_________________________________
Well, uh...
_________________________________

Because the only way
anyone gets hurt...
_________________________________
is if you are stupid.
_________________________________

All you have to do...
_________________________________
is make sure the virus stays
in Slaughter Race.

_________________________________
Right. Don't be stupid.
_________________________________

Make sure it doesn't get out

of Slaughter Race.
_________________________________
Goiter it. Gah!
_________________________________

-Got it! Got it.
-Get out!
_________________________________
Thank you, you're a cyst face.
_________________________________

-Out!
-I mean, assistance.
_________________________________
Thank you for your
cyst face... Assistance.
_________________________________

-Get out!
-RALPH: Goodbye!
_________________________________
Ugh.

_________________________________

_________________________________

This is all seeming very familiar.

_________________________________

I can't remember why.

_________________________________

B.E.N., come on.

_________________________________

We're getting out of here, and

we're not leaving empty-handed.

_________________________________

But... But, Jimmy! Jimmy!

_________________________________

A lifetime of searching.

_________________________________

And at long last,

_________________________________

I can touch it.

_________________________________

_________________________________

(CHAINS RATTLING)
_________________________________

Get a move on! Careful, now.
_________________________________

You! Pile them up over there!
_________________________________

And get that cart out of here!
_________________________________

Oh, I'm sorry.
_________________________________

I've ignored you.
_________________________________

You did come for the Black Cauldron,

didn't you?
_________________________________

Good. Then climb in!
_________________________________

It will only cost you your life.

(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Oh.
_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________

Everything is ready, sire.
_________________________________

My, such a brave and handsome group:
_________________________________

a pig boy, a scullery maid
_________________________________

and a broken-down minstrel.
_________________________________

Perhaps it may interest you to see

what fate has in store for you.
_________________________________

(HORNED KING CHUCKLING)
_________________________________

Now I call on my army of the dead,
_________________________________

the Cauldron-Born.
_________________________________

Arise, my messengers of death.

_________________________________

Our time has arrived.
_________________________________

(GASPS) Oh, it's horrible.
_________________________________

HORNED KING: My beloved
warriors have come to life,

_________________________________

all the dead of centuries past.
_________________________________

Never has anyone created

an army like this.
_________________________________

Go forth, my deathless warriors.
_________________________________

Destroy all in your path.
_________________________________

(EXCLAIMING EXCITEDLY)
_________________________________

Come, sire. We can get

a better view from above.
_________________________________

Oh, Taran.
_________________________________

I'm afraid it'll soon be over for us.
_________________________________

I hadn't planned it

to end like this, Eilonwy.
_________________________________

Oh, I wish I'd stayed a toad.

_________________________________

_________________________________

(RULE BRITANNIA PLAYS)

_________________________________

(HUMMING)

_________________________________

(THUMPING)

_________________________________

(WHISPERING) Psst. Over here.

Come on. Over here.

_________________________________

(CONTINUES HUMMING)

_________________________________

-(KNOCK ON DOOR)

-Hmm.

_________________________________

-Come in.

-Begging Your Majesty's pardon.

_________________________________

A present has arrived

in honor of your jubilee.

_________________________________

A present? Oh, how wonderful!

_________________________________

(SIGHS) I just adore jubilees.

_________________________________

Here you are, sweetheart.

_________________________________

Have you been with us long?

_________________________________

"To our beloved queen,

this gift we send

_________________________________

"as her 60 year reign

_________________________________

"comes to an end"?

_________________________________

How extraordinary!

_________________________________

(RATTLING, POPPING)

_________________________________

(CLICKING)

_________________________________

Goodness gracious!

_________________________________

Amazing likeness, isn't it,

Your Majesty?

_________________________________

Professor Ratigan!

_________________________________

Guards! Seize this despicable creature!

_________________________________

(SNICKERING)

_________________________________

-Guards, seize this...

-ROBOTIC VOICE: Despicable creature!

_________________________________

-Oh, how dare you!

-Take her away.

_________________________________

-(BELL RINGS)

-Let go of me, you ruffians!

_________________________________
FIDGET: Move along, honey!

QUEEN: You fiends!

_________________________________

Traitors!

_________________________________
_________________________________
The Mob Song – Beauty and the Beast

_________________________________
_________________________________

The Beast will make off

with your children.

_________________________________

(ALL GASP)

_________________________________

-He'll come after them in the night.

-No.

_________________________________

We're not safe till his head

is mounted on my wall!

_________________________________

I say we kill the Beast!

_________________________________

(ALL EXCLAIM)

_________________________________

(SINGING) We're not safe

until he's dead

_________________________________

He'll come stalking us at night

_________________________________

Set to sacrifice our children

_________________________________

To his monstrous appetite

_________________________________

He'll wreak havoc on our village

_________________________________

If we let him wander free

_________________________________

So, it's time to take some action, boys

_________________________________

It's time to follow me

_________________________________

Through the mist, through the woods

through the darkness and the shadows

_________________________________

It's a nightmare

but it's one exciting ride

_________________________________

Say a prayer, then we're there

at the drawbridge of a castle

_________________________________

And there's something

truly terrible inside

_________________________________

It's a beast

He's got fangs, razor-sharp ones

_________________________________

Massive paws, killer claws

for the feast

_________________________________

Hear him roar, see him foam

_________________________________

But we're not coming home

_________________________________

Till he's dead, good and dead

Kill the Beast!

_________________________________

No, I won't let you do this.

_________________________________

If you're not with us, you're against us.

Bring the old man!

_________________________________

Get your hands off me!

_________________________________

We can't have them running off

to warn the creature.

_________________________________

-Let us out!

-We'll rid the village of this beast!

_________________________________

-Who's with me?

-ALL: I am!

_________________________________

-I am!

-I am!

_________________________________

Light your torch, mount your horse

_________________________________

Screw your courage

to the sticking place

_________________________________

We're counting on Gaston

to lead the way

_________________________________

Through a mist, to a wood

where within a haunted castle

_________________________________

Something's lurking

that you don't see every day

_________________________________

It's a beast

One as tall as a mountain

_________________________________

We won't rest

till he's good and deceased

_________________________________

Sally forth, tally-ho

_________________________________

Grab your sword and your bow

_________________________________

Praise the Lord and here we go

_________________________________

We'll lay siege to the castle

and bring back his head!

_________________________________

I have to warn the Beast.

This is all my fault.

_________________________________

-Papa, what are we going to do?

-Now, now. We'll think of something.

_________________________________

Ah!

_________________________________

ALL: We don't like

what we don't understand

_________________________________

In fact, it scares us

_________________________________

And this monster

is mysterious at least

_________________________________

Bring your guns, bring your knives

_________________________________

Save your children and your wives

_________________________________

We'll save our village and our lives

_________________________________

We'll kill the Beast

_________________________________

I knew it. I knew it was foolish

to get our hopes up.

_________________________________

Maybe it would have been better

if she'd never come at all.

_________________________________

(BARKING)

_________________________________

-Could it be...

-Is it she?

_________________________________

Sacrebleu! Invaders!

_________________________________

COGSWORTH: Encroachers.

MRS. POTTS: And they have the mirror.

_________________________________

Warn the master.

_________________________________

If it's a fight they want,

we'll be ready for them. Who's with me?

_________________________________

-(DOOR SLAMS)

-Ah!

_________________________________

Take whatever booty you can find.

_________________________________

But remember, the Beast is mine!

_________________________________

ALL: (SINGING)

Hearts ablaze, banners high

_________________________________

We go marching into battle

_________________________________

Unafraid, although the danger

just increased

_________________________________

Raise the flag, sing the song

_________________________________

Here we come, we're 50 strong

_________________________________

And 50 Frenchmen can't be wrong

_________________________________

Let's kill the Beast

_________________________________

(THUDDING)

_________________________________

_________________________________

(RIKU PANTING)

_________________________________

Why? It was mine.

_________________________________

ANSEM: Know this.

_________________________________

The heart that is strong
and true shall win the Keyblade.

_________________________________

What? You're saying
my heart's weaker than his?

_________________________________

ANSEM: For that instant, it was.
_________________________________
However, you can become stronger.
_________________________________

You showed no fear in stepping
through the door to darkness.
_________________________________
It held no terror for you.
_________________________________
Plunger deeper into the darkness,
_________________________________
and your heart will grow even stronger.

_________________________________

What should I do?

_________________________________

ANSEM: It's really quite simple.
_________________________________
Open yourself to the darkness.
_________________________________

That is all.
_________________________________
Let your heart, your being,
become darkness itself.

_________________________________

_________________________________

How about this, huh? Isn't this nice?

_________________________________

You can see everything from up here.

_________________________________

Look, there's Inductive Reasoning.

_________________________________

There's Déjà Vu.

_________________________________

There's Language Processing.

_________________________________

There's Déjà Vu.

_________________________________

There's Critical Thinking.

_________________________________

There's Déjà Vu.

_________________________________

Hey, look at this, guys! Memories!

_________________________________

Hey. That was a good idea.

_________________________________

About scaring Riley awake.

_________________________________
JOY: You're not so bad.

_________________________________

Really?

_________________________________

Nice work.

_________________________________
JOY: Oh, I can't wait

to get the old Riley back.

_________________________________

As soon as we get there,

_________________________________

I'm going to fix this whole mess.

_________________________________

Whoa. Is this Riley?

_________________________________

She's so big now.

She won't fit in my rocket.

_________________________________

How are we gonna get to the moon?

_________________________________

Oh, it's that time

in the twisty tree, remember?

_________________________________

The hockey team showed up

_________________________________

and Mom and Dad were there cheering.

_________________________________
JOY: Look at her,

having fun and laughing.

_________________________________

Oh, I love this one.

_________________________________

Hmm. I love that one, too.

_________________________________

Atta girl! Now you're getting it!

_________________________________

Yeah. It was the day the Prairie Dogs

_________________________________

lost the big playoff game.

_________________________________

Riley missed the winning shot.

_________________________________

She felt awful. She wanted to quit.

_________________________________

Sorry. I went sad again, didn't I?

_________________________________

I'll tell you what. We can keep working

on that when we get back. Okay?

_________________________________

Okay.

_________________________________

_________________________________

Only moments away from victory,
_________________________________

my greatest triumph.
_________________________________

We did it, sire! We did it!
_________________________________

Oh, I mean you.
_________________________________

Yes, of course. You did it, sire.

_________________________________

_________________________________

So although it hurts

_________________________________

-I'll try to smile as I say

-(STRUGGLING, GRUNTING)

_________________________________

Goodbye so soon

_________________________________

And isn't this...

_________________________________

-Basil?

-(GROANS)

_________________________________

-Basil!

-Oh, how could I have been so blind?

_________________________________

We all make mistakes.

We can't let that stop us.

_________________________________

We have to...

_________________________________

Ratigan's proved

he's more clever than I.

_________________________________

He would never have walked into

such an obvious trap.

_________________________________

Oh, pull yourself together!

You can stop that villain! Why...

_________________________________

-Why...

-(RECORD SKIPPING)

_________________________________

So long... So long... So long

_________________________________

Basil! The record!

_________________________________

Oh, it's finally happened.

I've been outwitted.

_________________________________

-Basil, please!

-Beaten! Duped!

_________________________________

Made a fool of! Oh, ridiculed!

_________________________________

-Belittled!

-That's enough!

_________________________________

Dash it all, Basil! The queen's

in danger. Olivia's counting on us.

_________________________________

We're about to be splattered, and all

you can do is feel sorry for yourself.

_________________________________

Well, I know you can save us.

_________________________________

But if you've given up, then

set it off now and be done with it.

_________________________________

We know by now

that time knows how to fly

_________________________________

Set it off now.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Yes. We...

_________________________________

-We'll set the trap off now!

-Basil! Wait!

_________________________________

I didn't mean that we ought... (GASPS)

_________________________________

-(SONG ENDS, GRINDING)

-(GASPS)

_________________________________

Angle of the trajectory,

_________________________________

multiplied by the square root

of an isosceles triangle,

_________________________________

(MUMBLING)

_________________________________

dividing Guttermeg's principle

of opposing forces in motion,

_________________________________

and adjusting for

the difference in equilibrium...

_________________________________

Dawson, at the exact moment I tell you,

_________________________________

we must release

the triggering mechanism.

_________________________________

-What?

-Get ready, Dawson.

_________________________________

-Steady.

-(STRAINING)

_________________________________

-Now!

-(SCREAMS)

_________________________________

Thank you, Dawson.

_________________________________

-Smile everyone!

-(CAMERA FLASHES)

_________________________________

_________________________________
COMMENTATOR: Only ten minutes 

left till halftime.

_________________________________

What an amazing match this has been...

_________________________________

Come on, England! Oh, this is fantastic!

_________________________________

A rare attack here by Germany,

but it comes to very little.

_________________________________

Come here, bro!

Rupert's missing his Rodsy-Wodsy.

_________________________________

Here, have a cheese puff.

_________________________________

Have another.

_________________________________

Here you go.

_________________________________

No. Duh. You're supposed to eat them.

_________________________________

Move over.

_________________________________

-What?

-Move over!

_________________________________

I'll take some of that. (GULPING)

_________________________________

Word of advice, mate.

Take it easy with the drink, seriously,

_________________________________

or you'll never make it till halftime.

_________________________________

What did you say?

_________________________________

The bathroom.

_________________________________

I'm waiting till halftime.

_________________________________

I don't want to miss any of the game.

_________________________________

Halftime. He's waiting till halftime!

_________________________________

Those floodgates

won't hold forever, you know!

_________________________________

No! Not the master cable!

_________________________________

What do you want it for anyway?

_________________________________

Oh, you'll see, come the

World Cup Final this afternoon.

_________________________________
SID: (DISTORTING) Halftime...

_________________________________

Halftime.

_________________________________

Of course. That's The Toad's plan!

_________________________________

That's why he needs the cable!

_________________________________

When everyone goes to the toilet,

the city will be flushed away!

_________________________________

-Come with me.

-Wha... No!

_________________________________

What about the game?
_________________________________
CUTLASS: Welcome to

racing's greatest day!

_________________________________

We're beach-side

at the Florida International Speedway...

_________________________________

to kick off a new season

of Piston Cup racing.

_________________________________

It's the Florida 500.

_________________________________
DARRELL: Forty-three cars

and a quarter million fans

_________________________________

await today's intense contest of...

_________________________________

strategy, skill, but most of all, speed.

_________________________________

This crowd is in for
one great day of racing.

_________________________________
CUTLASS: I'm Bob Cutlass,

_________________________________

joined as always
by my broadcasting partner...

_________________________________

Darrell Cartrip and stat

sensation Natalie Certain.

_________________________________

I've never seen
the numbers line up for Storm

_________________________________

like they do today, Bob.

_________________________________

Storm should be 96.8% unstoppable.

_________________________________
DARRELL: Well, don't

overlook Lightning McQueen.

_________________________________

Whipplefilter! Yeah-hoo!

_________________________________

(ALL CHEERING)

_________________________________
CUTLASS: We've heard stories

of the unusual way

_________________________________

McQueen trained to get here.

_________________________________
Now the question is did it work?

_________________________________
COMMENTATOR:

And what a game it is!

_________________________________

Oh, a nasty fall there for Ray Bowers.

_________________________________

Can you see all right, Fergus?

_________________________________

Yes, thanks, Mum.

_________________________________

Where's your helmets?

_________________________________

Which one's the quarterback?

_________________________________

Pick up the ball! Pick up the ball!

_________________________________

Oh, these Brits don't know

the first thing about football.

_________________________________

Enjoy your last moments,

you egregious vermin.

_________________________________
SPIKE: I've got Rita, boss! I've got Rita!

_________________________________

Get off me, you lab reject!

_________________________________

Ha! You missed.

_________________________________

Ow.

_________________________________
TOAD: Ah, Rita.

_________________________________

It's so good of you to return the cable.

_________________________________

Bonjour.

_________________________________

Hey!

_________________________________

At last! It's mine!

_________________________________

(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

_________________________________

Just take it.

_________________________________

(GRUMBLING)

_________________________________

Let there be light!

_________________________________

Please don't flush me, Roddy!

I can't survive down there!

_________________________________

I've gone soft!

_________________________________

Sid, I want you to flush me.

I'm going back.

_________________________________

Back?

_________________________________

Rita's in terrible danger.

_________________________________

Everyone's in terrible danger!

_________________________________

Now, you like it here, don't you?

_________________________________

Oh, yes, Roddy. I like it here very much.

_________________________________

And if I leave you, will you be

good to Tabitha, the little girl?

_________________________________

I'll be as good as gold to her, Roddy.

And I will be the best pet ever!

_________________________________

Then the place is all yours.

_________________________________

-Sweet!

-Great.

_________________________________

Let's get the bubbles going.

_________________________________

I've got a big job to do down there.

_________________________________

Right away, sir!

_________________________________

Saddle up, partners.

Bring jerky and ammo.

_________________________________

I'm so excited.

_________________________________

So long, Sid.

_________________________________

So long, Rodnick Saint Something

of Someplace or other.

_________________________________

Geronimo!

_________________________________
MILO: All right, this is it!

_________________________________

We're going to rescue the princess.

_________________________________

We're going to save Atlantis.

_________________________________

Or we're going to die trying.

Now let's do it!

_________________________________

(CHEERING)
_________________________________

_________________________________

(DRUM ROLL)

_________________________________

(CHOIR SINGING)

_________________________________
FROLLO: The prisoner, Esmeralda,

_________________________________

has been found guilty

of the crime of witchcraft.

_________________________________

The sentence...

_________________________________

Death!

_________________________________

(CROWD SHOUTING)

_________________________________

The time has come, gypsy.

You stand upon the brink of the abyss.

_________________________________

Yet even now it is not too late.

_________________________________

I can save you from the flames

of this world and the next.

_________________________________

Choose me. Or the fire.

_________________________________

-(SPITTING)

-(CROWD GASPING)

_________________________________

The gypsy, Esmeralda,

has refused to recant.

_________________________________

This evil witch has put the soul

of every citizen in Paris

_________________________________

in awful jeopardy.

_________________________________

Come on, Quasi. Snap out of it!

_________________________________

-You friends are down there.

-It's all my fault.

_________________________________

You gotta break these chains.

_________________________________

I can't. I tried.

What difference would it make?

_________________________________

-But you can't let Frollo win!

-He already has.

_________________________________

So you're givin' up? That's it?

_________________________________

These chains aren't what's

holding you back, Quasimodo.

_________________________________

Leave me alone.

_________________________________

Okay. Okay, Quasi.

We'll leave ya alone.

_________________________________

After all, we're only made out of stone.

_________________________________

We just thought maybe

you were made of somethin' stronger.
_________________________________

Speed. I am... speed?

_________________________________

(BANGING ON DOOR)

_________________________________
MACK: Hey, boss, they're, uh...

_________________________________

calling the racers to the track.

_________________________________

(EXHALES)

_________________________________

REPORTER: Jeff Gorvette,
how does today's talent stack up?

_________________________________

Oh, I think we're in for a treat today.

_________________________________

These racers are...

_________________________________

Oh... Hey, McQueen,
win one for us old guys.

_________________________________

Hah! Will do, Jeff.

_________________________________

-MATER: Hey, there, buddy!
-Hey, guys.

_________________________________

-Stickers.

-Hey, Sal.

_________________________________

-You okay?

-Yeah. Absolutely.

_________________________________

Listen, you're gonna do great today.

_________________________________

And no matter what happens...

_________________________________

I'm going to move onto the next rookie

and forget I ever knew you.

_________________________________

(BOTH CHUCKLE)

_________________________________

I'm glad you're here.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLING) Oh, wow! Nice costume.
Come here, let's get a picture.

_________________________________

It's so great to meet my number-one fan.

_________________________________

(SIGHS) What a jerk.

_________________________________

-She's not a fan, Storm.

-Oh, hey there, champ.

_________________________________

I heard you're selling

mudflaps after today.

_________________________________

Is that true?

_________________________________

Hey, you put me down
for the first case, okay?

_________________________________

_________________________________

(EVIL SOUNDING VOICE) So,
I see the path has emerged at last.

_________________________________

Yes. The Keyhole to the darkness.

_________________________________

RIKU: Unlock it and the Heartless
will overrun this world.
_________________________________
What do I care? The darkness
holds no power over me.

_________________________________
Rather, I will use
its power to rule all worlds.

_________________________________

Such confidence.

_________________________________

Oh!
_________________________________
Impossible! The princesses
of heart are all here!

_________________________________
It must be her.

_________________________________

RIKU: Without her heart,
_________________________________
she will never be able
to release her power.

_________________________________

The king's fools are here.
_________________________________
I'll deal with them myself.
_________________________________
You stay here and guard the princesses.

_________________________________

_________________________________

Monsters University

_________________________________

We give our heart to you

_________________________________

Wherever children are dreaming

_________________________________

We'll bring them nightmares, too

_________________________________

Oh, Monsters University

_________________________________

Alma Mater hail to you

_________________________________
CLAIRE: Welcome
to the final competition

_________________________________

of the Scare Games.

_________________________________

-(CROWD CHEERING)

-(MARCHING BAND PLAYING)

_________________________________

Whoo! Yeah! All right!

_________________________________
BROCK: It's time to see how terrifying

_________________________________

you really are,

_________________________________

in the Scare Simulators!

_________________________________
CLAIRE: But be warned.

_________________________________

Each simulated Scare has been set

_________________________________

to the highest difficulty level.

_________________________________

The highest level?

_________________________________
CLAIRE: First Scarers
to the starting line.

_________________________________

Okay, just like we planned.

I'll go first. Then, Don...

_________________________________

Hold on. Mike's the one

who started all this

_________________________________

and I think it's only right

if he's the one who finishes it.

_________________________________

I think you should go last.

_________________________________

ALL: Yes!

_________________________________

Yeah, Mike. Finish strong!

_________________________________

All right. Don, you okay going first?

_________________________________

I guess I'm as ready as I'll ever be.

_________________________________

ALL: Oozma Kappa!

_________________________________

_________________________________

(DRUMROLL)

_________________________________
(APPLAUSE)

_________________________________

ROBOTIC VOICE OF QUEEN:

On this most august occasion,

_________________________________

we are gathered here

not only to commemorate

_________________________________

my 60 years as queen,

but to honor one...

_________________________________

FLAVERSHAM: Of truly noble stature.

_________________________________

"I present to you

a statesman among mice.

_________________________________

"A gifted leader..."

_________________________________

A crusader for justice...

_________________________________

-Over here, fatty. You're a ton, toots.

-(MUFFLED SHOUTS)

_________________________________

Here kitty, kitty. Time for mouse chow.

_________________________________

A majestic mountain of humility,

_________________________________

and my new royal consort,

_________________________________

Professor Ratigan.

_________________________________

(ALL GASP)

_________________________________

_________________________________

I'm afraid you're too late.
_________________________________
Any moment now, the final
Keyhole will be unsealed.
_________________________________
This world will be plunged into darkness.
_________________________________
It is unstoppable.

_________________________________

We'll stop it!
_________________________________
After coming this far,
_________________________________

there's no way
we're gonna let that happen!

_________________________________

You poor, simple fools.
You think you can defeat me?
_________________________________
Me, the mistress of all evil?

_________________________________
_________________________________

(ALL CHEERING)

_________________________________

Lightning! Lightning McQueen!

_________________________________
STERLING: Hey, Lightning!

_________________________________

Hey, Mr. Sterling.

_________________________________

To the future, eh, champ?

_________________________________

Yeah. To the future.

_________________________________

Hey, just focus on
what you're here to do, kid.

_________________________________

Thanks, Smokey.

_________________________________
SMOKEY: Now, go make Hud proud.

_________________________________

You got it.

_________________________________
DARRELL: Boogity, boogity,

boogity, let's go racing!

_________________________________
CUTLASS: McQueen

is making steady progress

_________________________________

in the early parts of this race.

_________________________________
NATALIE CERTAIN: Well,

it won't be enough to catch Storm.

_________________________________
DARRELL: Considering

he started dead last...

_________________________________

I don't think
he's doing half-bad out there.

_________________________________

_________________________________

-(WHISTLES)

-(TOBY BARKING)

_________________________________

BASIL: Toby!

_________________________________

-(PANTING)

-(GIGGLES)

_________________________________

The game's afoot, Toby.

Our queen is in mortal danger.

_________________________________

(GROWLING)

_________________________________

-To Buckingham Palace!

-(BARKING)
_________________________________

_________________________________
SMOKEY: Not too shabby!

_________________________________

You keep this up,
you'll finish in the top 10!

_________________________________

Top 10's not gonna cut it, Smokey.

_________________________________

I got to go all the way.

_________________________________

So dig in! Remember your training.

_________________________________

Find Storm and chase him down!

_________________________________

Oh, tell him he has

three laps to catch me!

_________________________________

Cruz says you've got

three laps to catch her.

_________________________________

Yeah, okay! Tell her, thanks.

_________________________________

_________________________________

Thank you, Your Majesty.

_________________________________

And now, as your new royal consort,

_________________________________

I have a few slight suggestions.

_________________________________

(CLEARING THROAT) Item one...

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

-(STRAINING)

-Stop it!

_________________________________

-(BARKING)

-(NEIGHING)

_________________________________

(SNICKERING)

_________________________________

(BARKING)

_________________________________

FIDGET: Open wide.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLING) Bye-bye.

_________________________________

(SCREAMS)

_________________________________

Down, kitty! Down!

_________________________________

(BARKING, GROWLING)

_________________________________

-(SCREECHES)

-(BARKING)

_________________________________

Item 96... (SNICKERS SOFTLY)

_________________________________

"A heavy tax shall be levied

against all parasites and sponges,

_________________________________

"such as the elderly, the infirm,

_________________________________

"and especially little children."

_________________________________

That's ridiculous. You're insane.

_________________________________

Perhaps I haven't made myself clear.

_________________________________

I have the power!

_________________________________

-Of course you do.

-I am supreme.

_________________________________

-Only you.

-This is my kingdom!

_________________________________

(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

_________________________________

(CLEARS THROAT)

_________________________________

That is, of course,

with Your Highness' permission.

_________________________________

Most assuredly,

_________________________________

-you insidious fiend.

-What?

_________________________________

-You're not my royal consort.

-What a sense of humor.

_________________________________

-You're a cheap fraud and impostor.

-Flaversham!

_________________________________

A corrupt, vicious, demented,

low-life scoundrel.

_________________________________

There's no evil scheme

you wouldn't concoct.

_________________________________

No depravity you wouldn't commit.

_________________________________

You, professor,

_________________________________

are none other than

a foul, stenchus rodentus,

_________________________________

commonly known as a...

_________________________________

-Don't say it!

-Sewer rat!

_________________________________

(SCREAMS)

_________________________________

Arrest that fiend!

_________________________________
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)

_________________________________

(STRAINING, GRUNTING)

_________________________________

_________________________________

-Cruz, what are you doing here?

-Oh, Mr. Sterling, I was just...

_________________________________

I'd like you to head back

to the training center right away.

_________________________________
Oh. But why?

_________________________________

I need you to get Kurt up to speed

for the race next weekend.

_________________________________

Um... Wait, not Kurt.

He's the bug guy, right?

_________________________________

The other one... Ronald. Yes!

_________________________________

But I want to stay and watch.

_________________________________

That's not gonna happen, Cruz.

_________________________________

Now go.

_________________________________

(STUTTERS) But Mr. McQueen

still has a chance...

_________________________________

Just go do your job!

_________________________________

Yes, sir.

_________________________________

And take off that spoiler

and those racing tires.

_________________________________

You look ridiculous!

_________________________________

You are a trainer, remember?

Not a racer! (ECHOING)

_________________________________
McQUEEN: If you were a racer,

_________________________________

you'd know what
I'm talking about but you're not!

_________________________________

So you don't!

_________________________________
STERLING: No. (LAUGHS)

She's not a racer. She's a trainer.

_________________________________

(CRUZ WHOOPING)

_________________________________
CRUZ: I've wanted to become

a racer forever!

_________________________________

Because of you!

_________________________________

It was my one shot and I didn't take it.

_________________________________

It was my one shot and I didn't take it.

_________________________________
FROLLO: For justice, for Paris,

_________________________________

and for her own salvation,

_________________________________

it is my sacred duty

to send this unholy demon

_________________________________

back where she belongs.

_________________________________

No!

_________________________________

(BELLS RESONATING)
_________________________________
(TIRES SCREECHING)
_________________________________
SMOKEY: Wreck in two.
Wreck in turn two.

_________________________________

Go low. Go low.

_________________________________

(McQUEEN GRUNTS)

_________________________________

(STONE CRACKING)

_________________________________

(COUGHING)

_________________________________

(CHAINS RATTLING)

_________________________________

(STONE CRACKING)

_________________________________

(CHOIR SINGING DRAMATICALLY)

_________________________________

(CROWD CHEERING)

_________________________________

(SOLDIERS GRUNTING)

_________________________________

Quasimodo!

_________________________________

-Sanctuary!

-(CROWD CHEERING)

_________________________________

-Sanctuary!

-(CROWD CHEERING)

_________________________________

-Sanctuary!

-(CROWD CHEERING)

_________________________________

-Captain.

-Sir?

_________________________________

Seize the cathedral.

_________________________________

Kid, you okay?

_________________________________

Smokey, I need Cruz!

_________________________________

Never mind that now.

_________________________________

No! I need her back here.

_________________________________

Now! Get her back!

_________________________________

MIKE: The yellow flag still out, folks.

_________________________________

Wrecked cars everywhere.
We're still trying to figure...

_________________________________
HAMILTON: Hamilton here.

Call from Chester Whipplefilter.

_________________________________

Chester... Mr. McQueen?

_________________________________

The green light's on, pit road is open,

and everybody's coming in.

_________________________________

Get ready, guys.
Luigi, Guido, tires! Fillmore, fuel!

_________________________________

Okay, I'm here. What's going on?

_________________________________

No! Not me! Her.

_________________________________

-ALL: Huh?
-What?

_________________________________

-What is she doing back here?

-Come on, guys! Get her set up!

_________________________________

-Okay! Hot tires!

-Wait! What's happening?

_________________________________

Hey, Ramone! You got your paints?

_________________________________

-You know I do!

-CRUZ: Guys! What are you doing?

_________________________________

Man, I don't understand it!

McQueen's just sitting there.

_________________________________

Something's got to be wrong.

_________________________________

Mr. McQueen?

_________________________________

Today's the day, Cruz.

You're getting your shot.

_________________________________

What?

_________________________________

I started this race
and you're gonna finish it.

_________________________________

What? She'll damage the brand!
She's just a trainer!

_________________________________

No, she's a racer.
Just took me awhile to see it.

_________________________________

That can't be legal!

_________________________________

The rules only say
the number has to be out there.

_________________________________

Doesn't say who has to wear it.

_________________________________

-No! You can't do that...

-Did I tell you I love your mudflaps?

_________________________________

Out of my way, bumpkin!

_________________________________

Got my fishing flaps,

got my church flaps,

_________________________________

my going out and eating flaps.

_________________________________
McQUEEN: Come on, guys!

We got to get her out there! Let's go!

_________________________________

-Tires, check!
-Fuel, check!

_________________________________

Ramone?

_________________________________

-Best I could do in the time frame, boss.

-(ENGINE REVVING)

_________________________________

Yeah. (CHUCKLES) That'll work.

_________________________________

Why are you doing this?

_________________________________

You said it yourself,

this might be your last chance.

_________________________________

Which makes it my last chance

_________________________________

to give you your first chance, Cruz.

_________________________________

And this time I want you to take it.

_________________________________

She's got to beat that pace car out.

_________________________________

-No! You can't do that!

-Now or never.

_________________________________

What do you say?

_________________________________

Whoa! Hey! 35-mile-per-hour pit speed!

_________________________________
CRUZ: I knew that!
_________________________________

_________________________________

-(SCREECHING)

-(BARKING)

_________________________________

(SNICKERS)

_________________________________

-(SCREECHING)

-(DOGS BARKING)

_________________________________

_________________________________

McQueen's team has entered

a different car sporting the 95.

_________________________________

I don't believe what I'm seeing!

_________________________________

You're watching this, right?

_________________________________

What, the girl in the costume?

_________________________________

You're kidding me.
He put her in the race?

_________________________________
(CROWD CHEERING)

_________________________________

_________________________________

(WHISTLES)

The girl! The girl!

_________________________________

Stay where you are, or the girl dies!

_________________________________

Hurry, Dawson!

_________________________________

There he goes!

_________________________________

Dawson! Flaversham!

Gather up those balloons.

_________________________________

And, lo, a chosen one

shall come down from above,

_________________________________

and he shall be our savior

from the Great Flood!

_________________________________

I'm terribly sorry.

_________________________________

Just two minutes left

till halftime! Incredible!

_________________________________

-It's a fantasy start for England.

-RODDY: Rita!

_________________________________

England leads Germany

by three goals to one.

_________________________________

What an amazing game

this is turning out to be!

_________________________________

The grand opening.

_________________________________

And the referee again

has to bring play to a halt.

_________________________________

(GASPS) Rita!

_________________________________
FAN SELLER: Fans for the fans!

_________________________________

Extra! Pied Piper

lures thousands to their death!

_________________________________

Balloons! Balloons!

_________________________________

(STRAINING AND GRUNTING)

_________________________________
RODDY: Rita!

_________________________________

Rita!

_________________________________

Roddy!

_________________________________

I'm so sorry. I've been such a fool.

_________________________________

You were right about me and everything.

_________________________________

I should have admitted that, but I was

afraid you wouldn't like me anymore.

_________________________________

Do you think we can talk

about this after you rescue me?

_________________________________

Of course. There's no time.

When that whistle blows

_________________________________

and everyone Up Top goes to the

toilet, it'll flush away the city.

_________________________________

I know.

And my family are all down there.

_________________________________

We've got to warn everyone.

_________________________________

Stop them!

_________________________________

(SPLASH)

_________________________________

(AUTOMATIC FIRE)

_________________________________

Oh, dear.

_________________________________

-(SCREAMING)

-(WIND ESCAPING)

_________________________________

(WIND CONTINUES)

_________________________________

Whoa! Whitey!

_________________________________

I saw an opportunity and I seized it.

_________________________________

Don't worry. You'll be safe here.

_________________________________

SOLDIER: Charge!
_________________________________

_________________________________

(PANTING AND MOANING)
_________________________________

Do you need some help?

_________________________________

SORA: Riku!

_________________________________

Is that...

_________________________________

Yes. A Keyblade.
_________________________________
But unlike yours,
_________________________________
this Keyblade holds the power

to unlock people's hearts.
_________________________________
Allow me to demonstrate...
_________________________________
-Behold!

-Wha...

_________________________________
Now, open your heart,
surrender it to the darkness!
_________________________________
Become darkness itself!
_________________________________
(MALEFICENT GASPS)

_________________________________

This is it! This power! (CACKLES)
_________________________________
Darkness...
_________________________________
The true darkness!
_________________________________

_________________________________
CUTLASS: The green flag is out

and we're back to racing.

_________________________________

(EXCLAIMS)

_________________________________
SMOKEY: Cruz? What are you doing?

_________________________________

Come on. Pick it up!

You got to go faster.

_________________________________

Call her Frances Beltline

_________________________________

and tell her the school bus

of death is after her.

_________________________________

-What? No.
-Trust me.

_________________________________

Uh, Frances Beltline,

_________________________________

the school bus of death is after you.

_________________________________

What? Oh, uh... (STUTTERS) Right.

_________________________________

Okay, that was different.
_________________________________

_________________________________

(CROWD GASPING)

_________________________________

Come back, you cowards!

_________________________________

You, men, pick up that beam.

Break down the door.

_________________________________

-(CROWD CHEERING)

-MONSTER: Go Oozmas!

_________________________________

I'm gonna do it.

I'm going to beat this guy.

_________________________________

Hey, Bruiser!

You take it easy on grandpa.

_________________________________

-(LAUGHS EVILLY)

-Unleash the beast, Don!

_________________________________

Okay, then.

_________________________________

(BUZZER SOUNDING)

_________________________________

(PANTING)

_________________________________

(CROWD GASPING)

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

(SQUEAKING)

_________________________________

-(ROARS)

-(SCREAMING)

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

(ROARING)

_________________________________

-(ROARING)

-(SCREAMING)

_________________________________

(DINGS)

_________________________________

(ALL CHEERING)

_________________________________

Huh? Huh?

_________________________________

Thanks for taking it easy on grandpa.

_________________________________

(ALL GASPING)

_________________________________

-(THUNDERING)

-(PANTING)

_________________________________

Just wait! Basil's smarter than you!

_________________________________

He's going to put you in jail.

_________________________________

He's not afraid of a big old,

ugly rat like you.

_________________________________

Would you kindly sit down and shut up!

_________________________________

Let her go, chaps!

_________________________________
SMOKEY: Cruz, you're

looking too tight now.

_________________________________

Come on. Loosen up.

_________________________________

-Tell her she's a fluffy cloud.

-What? No.

_________________________________

Smokey, tell her.

_________________________________

Uh, Cruz, you are a fluffy cloud.

_________________________________

Oh, right. Uh, too tight.

_________________________________

I'm a fluffy cloud. I'm a fluffy cloud.

_________________________________

-(BRAKES SQUEALING)
-Uh...

_________________________________
SMOKEY: Anticipate your turns.

_________________________________

Cruz! Get your head in the race.

_________________________________

(STUTTERING)
Tell her she's on a beach

_________________________________

and all the little crabbies

have gone night-night.

_________________________________

No! I ain't saying that. You tell her.

_________________________________
McQUEEN: All right, Cruz. The beach.

_________________________________

I need you to think of the beach.

_________________________________

-Mr. McQueen?
-Yeah. It's me. Remember the beach.

_________________________________

Oh, pick a line, stick to it. Got it.

_________________________________

All right. Not too bad.

_________________________________

This is nothing like the simulator.

_________________________________

You got every tool you need.

Now remember Thomasville.

_________________________________

-Thomasville?
-Yeah.

_________________________________

Sneak through the window.

_________________________________

Now that I understand.

_________________________________

Sneak through the window.

_________________________________

(MOOING)

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)

_________________________________
CUTLASS: We're just learning

that the racer

_________________________________

replacing McQueen is Cruz Ramirez.

_________________________________

This is her very first race!

_________________________________

Actually, Darrell, it says here

_________________________________

she does have one win under her belt.

_________________________________

At a place called Thunder Hollow?

_________________________________

Thunder Hollow!
She said Thunder Hollow!

_________________________________

-Alone at last.

-(GROANING)

_________________________________

(BIRDS CHIRPING)

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

Citizens of Paris!

_________________________________

Frollo has persecuted our people,

ransacked our city!

_________________________________

Now he has declared war

of Notre Dame herself!

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

Will we allow it?

_________________________________

(SHOUTING IN PROTEST)

_________________________________

(CHOIR SINGING DRAMATICALLY)

_________________________________

(SHOUTING)

_________________________________

(CROWD CLAMORING)

_________________________________

I think the cavalry is here.

_________________________________

Hey, isn't that...

_________________________________

-Uh, Feeble?

-Doofus.

_________________________________

Phoebus!

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

(HUMMING NERVOUSLY)

_________________________________

(CLANGING)

_________________________________

Sorry. Sorry.

_________________________________

(MUNCHING)

_________________________________

(IMITATES AIRPLANE BUZZING)

_________________________________

(MACHINE GUN SOUND)

_________________________________

Harder!

_________________________________

-(CROWD SHOUTING)

-(GRUNTING)

_________________________________
CLAIRE: Next group to the starting line.

_________________________________

BOTH: Let's do this.

_________________________________

(ROARS)

_________________________________

(DINGS)

_________________________________

-(CHEERING)

-Yes! Yeah!

_________________________________

-(BOTH ROARING)

-(SCREAMING)

_________________________________

(DINGS)

_________________________________

(CHEERING)
_________________________________

Try moving half a lane. Half a lane.

_________________________________
-Got it.

-All right, watch that lap car.

_________________________________

He's gonna go high.
Go low! Go low! Nice job.

_________________________________

You are smoking these guys.

_________________________________

Now watch the tire marbles along
turn three. Keep your tires clean.

_________________________________

-Okay.
-Bump coming up on the inside.

_________________________________

Careful you don't go airborne.

_________________________________

-Now?
-Yes. Now!

_________________________________

Watch out by the wall, it's a little
slick there. Watch it, watch it, watch it.

_________________________________

(CRUZ SQUEALING)

_________________________________

You have hit a wall. You have hit a wall.

_________________________________

Ha-ha. Just being aggressive.

_________________________________

Okay, I want you to pit.
Watch your RPM.

_________________________________

Get out of the gas.
On the brake. On the brake.

_________________________________

Too fast!

_________________________________

Uh, we're back here.

_________________________________

Sorry.

_________________________________

All right.
Pick 'em off one at a time. Go, go, go!

_________________________________

That's it. Nice and straight.

_________________________________

Whoo-hoo!

_________________________________

Go, go, go, go! Smokey, you watching?

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)

_________________________________

Oh! I'm free! I'm free!

_________________________________

(SHOUTS)

_________________________________

Dang it!
_________________________________

Just wanted to let you know

Ramirez is moving up toward you.

_________________________________

(SCOFFS) Why should I care?

_________________________________

Because now she's in the top 10!

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)

_________________________________

(DINGS)

_________________________________

(CHEERING ENTHUSIASTICALLY)

_________________________________

-(ROARS)

-(SCREAMS)

_________________________________

(SOLDIERS SCREAMING)

_________________________________
VICTOR: Ready, aim, fire!

_________________________________

(SHOUTING)

_________________________________

Are you sure that's how it works?

_________________________________

(MOANING)

_________________________________

Works for me.

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

(SHOUTING)

_________________________________

Achilles, sit.

_________________________________

(MUFFLED SHOUTING)

Ahh! Get off me!

_________________________________

-Come on, Art.

-Come on, buddy.

_________________________________

-You can do it.

-(ALL ENCOURAGING)

_________________________________

-(SCREAMING)

-(DINGS)

_________________________________

-Yes!

-(CHEERING)

_________________________________

-(ROARS)

-(SCREAMS)

_________________________________

CROWD: Aw!

_________________________________

(ALL GROANING)

_________________________________

Fly, my pretties! Fly, fly!

_________________________________

(CACKLING)

_________________________________

(GASPING)

_________________________________

(SHOUTING)

_________________________________

 Okay. Now you're coming up
on the leaders.

_________________________________

-CREW CHIEF: Ramirez up to fourth.

-In fourth? Huh.

_________________________________

(WHOOPING) Get 'er done!

_________________________________

So you thought you could

make a fool of The Toad, eh?

_________________________________

(SHRIEKING)

_________________________________

You don't need us for that.

_________________________________

You think you're so clever, don't you?

_________________________________

Well, I'll be the one laughing

_________________________________

when every last revolting rat

is flushed away!

_________________________________

For I shall repopulate the city...

_________________________________

with these!

_________________________________

-ALL: Eww!

-Nasty.

_________________________________

Is this the

Glorious Amphibian Dawn, Dad?

_________________________________

Anything for you.

_________________________________

-Can I have a pony?

-No.

_________________________________

-A puppy?

-We'll talk about it.

_________________________________

-Can we talk about it now?

-No.

_________________________________

-Can I have a puppy?

-ALL: (OVERLAPPING) Me too.

_________________________________

You can't all have puppies!

Please! Daddy's working!

_________________________________
BROCK: Next up, Sullivan and Boggs!

_________________________________

(BUZZER SOUNDS)

_________________________________

You got this, Sull.

_________________________________

We need to get downstairs

and pull out that cable.

_________________________________

How? It's impossible.

_________________________________

England is winning. Anything's possible.

_________________________________
SPIKE: Turn it off, Whitey!

_________________________________

-Come on!

-They're getting away!

_________________________________

Oh. Hi, boss.

_________________________________

Whitey! They're biting my bottom! Help!

_________________________________

I'm coming, Spike!

_________________________________
TOAD: You fools! Grab them!

_________________________________

Top floor, lingerie, housewares

_________________________________

and certain doom!

_________________________________

(GASPING, COUGHING)

_________________________________

We have to lighten the load.

_________________________________

Oh, you want to lighten the load?

_________________________________

-Excellent idea.

-(SNICKERING) No!

_________________________________

No! Not me! I can't fly! I can't fly!

_________________________________

(FIDGET SPLASHES)

_________________________________

Steady!

_________________________________

-(SCREAMS)

-(CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

-(ROARS)

-(SCREAMING)

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

(YELLS)

_________________________________

(GLASS SHATTERING)

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

-(ROARS)

-(SCREAMS)

_________________________________

(DINGING)

_________________________________
BROCK: And it's all tied up!

_________________________________

-(LAUGHING)

-(ALL CHEERING)

_________________________________
CLAIRE: Ah! Tough break for the RORs.

_________________________________

-Huh?

-Hearts?

_________________________________

-Huh?

-Way to go, Boggs!

_________________________________

(OOZMAS CHEERING)

_________________________________

Yay!

_________________________________

(THUNDERING)

_________________________________

(CREAKING)

_________________________________

That's the last time

I lose to you, Sullivan.

_________________________________

-(GRUNTS)

-(NERVOUS LAUGH)

_________________________________

(GRUMBLES)

Do I have to do everything myself?

_________________________________

(WHISTLE BLOWING OVER TV)

_________________________________

There goes the whistle for halftime!

_________________________________

We're gonna take a break,
but we'll be back in a few minutes.

_________________________________

Worthington and Wazowski,

to the starting line.

_________________________________

(EXHALES)

_________________________________

Hey.

_________________________________

Don't worry about Hardscrabble.

_________________________________

Don't worry about anyone else.

_________________________________

Just go out there and show them

what Mike Wazowski can do.

_________________________________

Thanks.

_________________________________

(CHEERING)

_________________________________

(MIKE EXHALING)

_________________________________

Don't take the loss too hard.

_________________________________

You never belonged here anyway.

_________________________________

(CLOCK TICKING)

_________________________________

(GEARS CLANKING)

_________________________________

(MUFFLED GROANING)

_________________________________

Basil, look out!

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

(SCREAMS)

_________________________________
(FABRIC RIPPING)

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)

_________________________________

You're too late to do anything!

You and your kind are finished!

_________________________________

Oh, yeah? Well, come and get us then,
you warty windbag.

_________________________________

(GROANING)

_________________________________

(TOILETS FLUSHING)

_________________________________

Oh, no!

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)

_________________________________

(BUZZER SOUNDING)

_________________________________

(MIKE PANTING)

_________________________________

(THUNDERING)

_________________________________

(SNARLING)

_________________________________

The gate. Back this way! Come on!

_________________________________

-(SCREAMS)
-Rita!

_________________________________

If I'm going, you're both coming with me!

_________________________________

Just go, Roddy!

_________________________________

That's it.

_________________________________
RITA: Roddy!

_________________________________

Stop moving!

_________________________________

Come and get me, you big, slimy airbag!

_________________________________

Roddy, look out!

_________________________________

Yes!

_________________________________

Closer, Dawson!

_________________________________

Closer!

_________________________________

OLIVIA: Daddy, I can't reach!

I can't reach!

_________________________________

Le Frog!

_________________________________

Oh...

_________________________________
CREW CHIEF: Ramirez is in third.

_________________________________

What are you doing, Storm?

_________________________________

Hey! Costume Girl.

_________________________________

You know, at first I thought

you were out here...

_________________________________

because your GPS was broken.

_________________________________

Don't listen to him, Cruz!

_________________________________
JACKSON STORM: You look good!

_________________________________

It's important to look the part.

_________________________________

You can't have everyone thinking

_________________________________

that you don't deserve to be here.

_________________________________

He's trying to get in your head!

_________________________________

They don't need to know

what you and I already do.

_________________________________

That you can play dress-up all you want,

_________________________________

but you'll never be one of us.

_________________________________

Cruz, did you see what happened there?

_________________________________

 Yeah. (STUTTERS) He's in my head.

_________________________________

No! Listen to me.

_________________________________

You got into his head.

Don't you understand?

_________________________________

He would never have done that

if you didn't scare him.

_________________________________

What?

_________________________________

He sees something in you

that you don't even see in yourself.

_________________________________

You made me believe it,
now you got to believe it too.

_________________________________

You are a racer.

_________________________________

Use that.

_________________________________

Basil! Over here!

_________________________________

(SHOUTS)

_________________________________

There's no escape this time, Basil!

_________________________________

-(THUNDERING)

-(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

(GROANS)

_________________________________

And how far back is she now?

_________________________________

-CREW CHIEF: Look behind you.
-What?

_________________________________

-Good evening, Storm!

-Wait, how did you...

_________________________________

Just back here drafting on your butt.

_________________________________

Nothing to be concerned about.

_________________________________

Like two June bugs on a summer night.

_________________________________

(SMOKEY LAUGHS)

_________________________________

(SCRATCHING)

_________________________________

-(ROARS)

-(SCREAMS)

_________________________________

(CROWD CHEERING)

_________________________________
BROCK: Amazing performance
by Worthington!

_________________________________

-Johnny, you're my hero!

-CROWD: (CHANTING) ROR! ROR!
_________________________________

(CHUCKLING) Hey, Hamilton.

_________________________________

-HAMILTON: Hamilton here.

-Call out our speed.

_________________________________

208 miles per hour, 207 miles...

_________________________________

Would you stop that?
You're taking me off my line!

_________________________________

-Last lap!

-Come on, Cruz!

_________________________________

-Put your backs into it!

-(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

(BLOWING)

_________________________________

(GROANING)

_________________________________
CLAIRE: The Oozmas will need
a record-breaking

_________________________________

Scare to win this.

_________________________________
CRUZ: Oh-oh!

_________________________________

My GPS is saying
I have slow traffic in my way.

_________________________________

-No, you are not winning this!

-Ah, you're angry.

_________________________________

I am not angry!

_________________________________

You know, you can use that

anger to push through.

_________________________________

I said I'm not angry!

_________________________________

(GROWLING)

_________________________________

-(BELL TOLLING)

-(THUNDERING)

_________________________________

(INHALING DEEPLY)

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

I've won!

_________________________________

-(LAUGHING)

-(THUNDERING)

_________________________________

BASIL: On the contrary!

_________________________________

The game's not over yet!

_________________________________

(BELL TINKLING)

_________________________________

Let's finish this.

_________________________________
RITA: Yeah, let me go!

_________________________________

Goodbye, rat!

_________________________________
-(SCREAMING)

-Rita!

_________________________________

Hmm?

_________________________________

Oh, I don't think so! No!
_________________________________
(CRUZ GRUNTS AND GASPS)

_________________________________

Cruz, get out of there!

_________________________________

You don't belong on this track!

_________________________________

Yes, I do!

_________________________________

Feeling a little tongue-tied?

_________________________________

Impossible!

_________________________________

Toodle-oo.

_________________________________

No!

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)

_________________________________

-Wave! Wave!

-ALL: England!

_________________________________

No, giant wave!

_________________________________

Please work. Please work. Please work!

_________________________________

LITTLE MONSTER:

You don't belong on a Scare Floor.

_________________________________
JOHNNY: No one will remember you.

_________________________________
HARDSCRABBLE: You're not scary.

_________________________________
SULLEY: Come on! Dig deep!

_________________________________

-(ROARING)

-(SCREAMING)

_________________________________

(DINGS)

_________________________________

(BELL TOLLING)

_________________________________

-(SCREAMING)

-Oh!

_________________________________

-(SCREAMING)

-(BELL TOLLING)

_________________________________

(SOBBING)

_________________________________

(SQUEAKING)

_________________________________

-DAWSON: (LAUGHING) Hooray!

-Hooray! It's Basil!

_________________________________

-Good fellow!

-Jolly good!

_________________________________

-Yeah!

-(CROWD CHEERING)

_________________________________
CUTLASS: I don't believe it.

It's Cruz Ramirez for the win!

_________________________________
DARRELL: I am speechless!

_________________________________

(ALL CHEERING)

_________________________________

High five!

_________________________________

Oh, yeah.

_________________________________

-(WHOOPING)

-MATER: Nice finish, Cruz! You done it!

_________________________________

Cruz Ramirez!

_________________________________

-Yeah, there you go!

-Way to go, Cruz!

_________________________________

Oh, yes!

_________________________________

Whoo-hoo!

_________________________________

Man, heck of a win!

_________________________________

Yeah. Heck of a win.

_________________________________

They did it!

_________________________________

-(CHEERING)

-(YELPING)

_________________________________

(ALL CHEERING)

_________________________________

Yeah! Hey!

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)

_________________________________

We're in the Scare program! Yeah!

_________________________________

Look! It's Roddy and Rita!

_________________________________

Good on you, girl!

_________________________________

Hooray for Millicent Bystander!

_________________________________

Millicent!

_________________________________

ALL: (CHEERING) Millicent!

Millicent! Millicent!

_________________________________

You're a hero, Roddy.

_________________________________

(FROG SCOFFS)

_________________________________

Big deal.

_________________________________

You wretched vermin!

_________________________________

I'll make you pay for this!

_________________________________

Give it a rest, cousin.

_________________________________

And get your kids a puppy.
_________________________________

(CROWD CHEERING)

_________________________________

Hey, Cruz! You were flying!

_________________________________

Thanks.

_________________________________

You really had it rolling today.

_________________________________

-That was cool.
-Thank you!

_________________________________

Hey, Cruz, your blinker's on.

_________________________________

It is? Oh! You got me!

Very funny! (LAUGHS)

_________________________________

(ALL CHEERING)

_________________________________

Come here, you son of a gun!

_________________________________

-Way to go!

-Yeah!

_________________________________

Oh! A little stuck.

_________________________________

Pardon me there, Ms. Squibbles.

_________________________________

(GIGGLES) It's Sherrie.

_________________________________

We did it!

_________________________________

CROWD: (CHANTING)
Cruz! Cruz! Cruz!
_________________________________

MALE FAN 1: Ramirez!

_________________________________

Whoo!

_________________________________

MALE FAN 2: Way to go, Cruz!

_________________________________

Go ahead. Give them some smoke.

_________________________________

(CROWD CONTINUES CHANTING)

Cruz! Cruz! Cruz!

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)

_________________________________

(LAUGHS AND COUGHS)

_________________________________

Frollo, have you gone mad?

_________________________________

I will not tolerate

this assault on the house of God!

_________________________________

Silence, you old fool!

_________________________________

The hunchback and I

have unfinished business to attend to.

_________________________________

And this time you will not interfere.

_________________________________

How ironic.
_________________________________
She was just another puppet after all.

_________________________________

What?

_________________________________

The Heartless were using
Maleficent from the beginning.
_________________________________
She failed to notice the darkness
in her heart eating away at her.
_________________________________
A fitting end for such a fool.

_________________________________

We've done it, Esmeralda!

We've beaten them back!

_________________________________

Come and see.

_________________________________

Way to go, Oozma Kappa!

_________________________________

-Thank you!

-Thanks a lot.

_________________________________

-You rule!

-I have never ruled before.

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)

You guys killed it out there!

_________________________________

Awesome!

_________________________________

Hey, Wazowski!

_________________________________

Come on, let's go, you maniac!

We're celebrating.

_________________________________

Mike?

_________________________________

I did it.

_________________________________

I can't believe it.

_________________________________

I'm going to be a Scarer!

_________________________________

(LAUGHS) Yeah, yes, you are.

_________________________________

You hear that? Get plenty of rest, kiddo.

_________________________________

You haven't seen the last

of Mike Wazowski. Boo!

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)

_________________________________

(BEEPING)

_________________________________

Esmeralda, wake up.

_________________________________

You're safe now.

_________________________________

I knew I was scary.

I didn't know I was that scary.

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Yeah, we're so scary

I guess we broke it.

_________________________________

Come on.

_________________________________

(SNAPS FINGERS)

_________________________________

-(SCREAMING)

-(GASPS)

_________________________________

Esmeralda?

_________________________________

Oh, no.

_________________________________
MIKE: It's been tampered with.

_________________________________

Uh, I don't think you should be

messing with that.

_________________________________
MIKE: Why are my settings different?

_________________________________

Mike, we should leave.

_________________________________

-Did you do this?

-Mike.

_________________________________

Did you do this?

_________________________________

(SIGHS) I...

_________________________________

Yes, I did. But you don't understand.

_________________________________

Why? Why did you do this?

_________________________________

(SIGHS) You know, just in case.

_________________________________

In case of what?

_________________________________

You don't think I'm scary.

_________________________________

-Mike...

-You said you believed in me.

_________________________________

But you're just like Hardscrabble.

You're just like everyone else!

_________________________________

Look, you'll get better and better...

_________________________________

I'm as scary as you!

I'm as scary as anyone!

_________________________________

-I just wanted to help.

-No.

_________________________________

You just wanted to help yourself.

_________________________________

Well, what was I supposed to do?

_________________________________

Let the whole team fail

because you don't have it?

_________________________________

Oh, no.

_________________________________

(WEEPING)
_________________________________

_________________________________
JAKE: He's going down the cliff.

Come on, we gotta warn him.

_________________________________
(PYRO PANTING)
_________________________________

Ah! Fiddlesticks!
Well, that's game.
_________________________________

Ah, beginner's luck.
_________________________________

Come on, kid.
I know a hustle
_________________________________
-when I see one.
-(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
(HORN BLARES)
_________________________________

-Players on the way.

-Thanks, Bob.
_________________________________
-Let's roll!
-PYRO: Game faces on, guys.
_________________________________

Show time.
You ready for your first race?
_________________________________

Um, yeah. I think so.
_________________________________

Hey, don't get nervous.

You're gonna be great.
_________________________________

Yeah, no, I know.
I'll be fine.
_________________________________

Mmm. You didn't tell
Ralph yet, didn't you?
_________________________________

Not exactly.
_________________________________

Come on, V.
He's your best friend.
_________________________________

You gotta let him know
_________________________________

you're planning on
staying here for a while.
_________________________________

I know. But he's gonna
get really upset.
_________________________________

Yeah, he might,
but you guys...
_________________________________

you'll talk, you'll work it
out, you'll figure it out.
_________________________________

Yeah, but what if we don't?
_________________________________

What if his feelings
get hurt so bad...
_________________________________

he won't wanna be
my friend anymore?
_________________________________

Look.
All friendships change...
_________________________________

but the good ones...
_________________________________
they get stronger
because of it.
_________________________________
(HORN BLARES)
_________________________________

Uh, Shank,
I hate to bother you...
_________________________________

but the player is waiting.
_________________________________

I'm not gonna tell you
what to do, kid.
_________________________________

It's your call.
_________________________________

Yeah, okay.
_________________________________

(SIGHS) All right.
_________________________________

Let's race.
_________________________________
(SIGHS)

_________________________________

PATCH: All aircraft, we've got two fires.

_________________________________
MARU: Hey, Crophopper.
_________________________________

Get this, Cad's fancy jet VIPs
_________________________________

flew in too low over

the burn area last night,
_________________________________

blew embers in all directions.
_________________________________

BLADE: Champ,
_________________________________

let's load and go.

_________________________________

_________________________________

Yikes!

_________________________________

TARAN: Gurgi? Gurgi? Is that you?
_________________________________

Master!
_________________________________

Gurgi, what are you doing here?

_________________________________

Gurgi is sorry he always

runs away when there's trouble.
_________________________________

He will untie everybody,
_________________________________

then we will leave this evil place.
_________________________________

Yeah, but get on with it.
_________________________________

Good boy, Gurgi.
_________________________________
Eilonwy, you and Fflewddur
go with Gurgi.

_________________________________

I must stop the Cauldron.
_________________________________

Oh, but, Taran, that's impossible.

Why, you'd be...
_________________________________

EILONWY: Taran!
_________________________________

I'm sorry, Eilonwy.
_________________________________

Please, Taran. No! You can't!
_________________________________

My mind is made up.
_________________________________

Wait, master! Gurgi not let you
jump into Cauldron.

_________________________________

Gurgi, get out of my way!
_________________________________

Whoa!
_________________________________
Whoa!

_________________________________

Please, master,
not go into evil Cauldron.
_________________________________

If I don't, we're all lost. Out of my way!
_________________________________

No, Gurgi not let his friend die.
_________________________________

Taran has many friends.
_________________________________

Gurgi has no friends.
_________________________________

Gurgi, no!
_________________________________

Don't jump! Wait!
_________________________________

No! No!

_________________________________

Oh, no.

_________________________________
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
_________________________________

ARTHUR:
Scanning for insecurities.

_________________________________
Scanning for insecurities.

_________________________________

The fire broke containment

and split in two.

_________________________________
Windlifter, you and Dipper

take the Coil Springs fire.

_________________________________
Me and the SEAT

will take Whitewall Rapids.

_________________________________
Windlifter copies.

_________________________________

ANNOUNCER: "Precious Car-go."
_________________________________

Deliver the car
to Bert's Chop Shop...

_________________________________
but watch out
for Shank and her crew.

_________________________________
(TIRES SCREECHING)
_________________________________
(PLAYER SCREAMS)
_________________________________
(TIRES SCREECHING)
_________________________________
Power drift into a drift jump!
_________________________________

I saw it! You're amazing!
_________________________________

Thank you.

_________________________________

-Maru, come in.

-Yeah, Blade?
_________________________________

-It's worse than we thought.

-Yeah?
_________________________________

Get on the horn to the lodge.
_________________________________

That fire is about four hours

from their front door.
_________________________________

They're gonna have to evacuate.
_________________________________

Absolutely not!
_________________________________

MARU: Blade insists.
_________________________________

To be safe, you gotta get everyone out.
_________________________________

I've been working on this lodge

for five years.
_________________________________

I'm not gonna evacuate now

just to be "safe."
_________________________________

MARU: You got less than four hours.
_________________________________

Why am I talking to you?
_________________________________

Where's Blade?
_________________________________

Oh, he's out back sipping a motorjito.
_________________________________

Where do you think he is?
_________________________________

He's out fighting the fire!
_________________________________

BLADE: If we're gonna save the lodge,
_________________________________

we've gotta keep this fire

from cresting the ridge.
_________________________________

I'll drop, then you tag on and extend.
_________________________________

And make it a split load.
_________________________________

That way, we can double up

and widen it downwind of the ridge...
_________________________________

DOTTIE: If you push yourself

into the red, you'll crash.
_________________________________

CHUG: Nobody has your gearbox.
_________________________________

BLADE: Copy that?
_________________________________

-Hey! You copy that?

-Huh?
_________________________________

Yeah. Yes. Copy that.

_________________________________

ARTHUR:
Scanning for insecurities.

_________________________________

(COOING)

_________________________________

Doris, would you be a dear

and open the hatch for me, please?

_________________________________

No!

_________________________________

Well, I hate to foil your evil plan

and run, but ta-ta!

_________________________________

But...

_________________________________

You gotta be kidding me.

_________________________________

-Was that your whole tank?

-Yeah.
_________________________________

You just wasted all of it.
_________________________________

I was just following your orders.
_________________________________

I said, "Split load."
_________________________________

We were going to make

a secondary line
_________________________________

to protect that lodge.
_________________________________

It'll be fine. I can reload at the lake.
_________________________________

Negative! Return to base.
_________________________________

No! There's no time.

Let's just get this fire out.
_________________________________

Hey, hey! You need to listen to me!
_________________________________

I'll be fine!
_________________________________

BLADE: These crosswinds

are too strong. Return to base!
_________________________________

DUSTY:

This is what you trained me to do!
_________________________________

BLADE: Not under these conditions.
_________________________________

If we're gonna get this fire out,

I've gotta reload.
_________________________________

-Pull up, that's an order!

-No, I can do this.
_________________________________

Oh! Ah!
_________________________________

(ENGINE STALLING)
_________________________________

I've taken in too much water.
_________________________________

-My engine stalled.

-Stalled?
_________________________________

Keep your pontoons downstream.

I'll keep ahead of you.
_________________________________

DUSTY: I'll get out on my own.
_________________________________

BLADE:

How you planning on doing that?

_________________________________
DUSTY: I'll restart my engine.

_________________________________
BLADE: Just hang on.

I'm gonna pull you to shore.

_________________________________
Got it!

_________________________________

Ah!
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

Ah. Ah!
_________________________________

-Are you all right?

-I'm okay.
_________________________________

There's too much coverage.

_________________________________
Don't worry,

I'll get you at the next clearing.

_________________________________
Right.
_________________________________

(DUSTY COUGHING)

_________________________________
Looks like we're not finished.

Come on, V.
_________________________________

Ralph?
_________________________________
(BRAKES SCREECHING)
_________________________________
Huh.

_________________________________

Okay. Relax. Relax!
_________________________________
I'll just call him
after the race.
_________________________________
It'll be okay.

_________________________________

I bet you're glad to see me.

_________________________________

Ow!

_________________________________

That's for not locking the garage door.

_________________________________

You know about that?

_________________________________

I know everything.

_________________________________

You gotta admit,

_________________________________

this will be a great story

to tell me someday.

_________________________________

(CARL LAUGHS)

_________________________________

Look at that, boys.

We're almost home free.

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(COUGHS)
_________________________________

The hoist, it's caught.

_________________________________

(DORIS LAUGHING)

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

Oh, no!

_________________________________

Take a good look around, boys,

_________________________________

because your future

is about to change.

_________________________________

-Uh!

-Blade...
_________________________________

Blade!

_________________________________

Oh, come on.
_________________________________

You need to start your engine.
_________________________________

You've got clear water.

You can take off before the falls.
_________________________________

It's your only chance.

_________________________________

ARTHUR: Insecurity detected.
_________________________________

Copying insecurity.

_________________________________

-BIANCA: Cody.

-Huh?

_________________________________

-Who are you?

-There is no time to explain.

_________________________________

-You're in great danger.

-(MARAHUTE CALLS)

_________________________________

Marahute? It can't be!

_________________________________

Cody, wait!

_________________________________

She's alive!

_________________________________

Cody, please! You must listen!

_________________________________

That's right, McLeach is on the cliff.

_________________________________

Marahute, no! Turn back! Turn back!

_________________________________

Stay away! It's a trap!

_________________________________
Distributing insecurity.
_________________________________

Distributing insecurity.

_________________________________
Distributing insecurity.
Distributing...

_________________________________

(GASPING) What is happening?

_________________________________

I got her! I got her!

_________________________________

Did you see that? (CACKLING)

_________________________________

Perfect shot! Perfect shot!

_________________________________

She's mine!

_________________________________

All mine!

_________________________________

No!

_________________________________

Hold tight you two.

We're going for a ride!

_________________________________

-Bianca!

-Bernard!

_________________________________

RALPH:
What's going on, Spamley?
_________________________________

The whole place
is going crazy.
_________________________________
I thought that virus was just
supposed to slow down her car.
_________________________________

It was.
_________________________________

It must've found something

real unstable in there.
_________________________________

It's her glitch.
_________________________________

ANNOUNCER: Game reboot begins
_________________________________

in 60 seconds.
_________________________________

Whoa, hey! Hey, Ralph,
you can't go in there.
_________________________________

They're gonna
reboot the game...
_________________________________

and anything that doesn't
belong in there
_________________________________
will be deleted.
_________________________________

Yeah, and if I don't get her
outta there,
_________________________________
Vanellope's gonna die!

_________________________________

Lewis, you have to fix

the time machine.

_________________________________

No. No, I can't.

_________________________________
(LAUGHING)

_________________________________

What about your dad?

You could call him.

_________________________________

-You are my dad.

-But that's in the future.

_________________________________

There won't be a future

unless you fix the time machine.

_________________________________

Come on, kid.
The game's crashing. Let's go.
_________________________________

I think it's my glitch.
_________________________________

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to
destroy your game.
_________________________________

We'll be fine, but your code
isn't part of this game.

_________________________________
We got to get you out of here
now. Follow me to the exit.

_________________________________
WILBUR: Look, I messed up.

_________________________________

I left the garage unlocked,

and I've tried like crazy to fix things,

_________________________________

but now it's up to you.

_________________________________

You can do it, Dad.

_________________________________

-Lewis? Lewis!

-Wilbur? Wilbur!

_________________________________

Wilbur.

_________________________________

Mrs. Robinson? Uncle Art? Lefty?

_________________________________

Right! Right.

_________________________________

Got it. I'm good!
_________________________________

Now, redline it.
_________________________________

Push your engine!
_________________________________

Redline it!

_________________________________

You need more lift!
_________________________________

Redline it! Redline it!
_________________________________
(GASPS)

_________________________________

Why are you holding back? Redline it!

_________________________________
Oh, no, no!
_________________________________
(TIRES SCREECHING)

_________________________________

Ah! Oh!

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

RALPH: Kid!
_________________________________
Kid, where are you?
_________________________________

SHANK: The server
is rebooting, Ralph.
_________________________________

Both of you have to
get out of here now.

_________________________________

Kid, I got you. I got you.

_________________________________

(GROWLS) Meddlin' brat.

Gonna get rid of him for good.

_________________________________

Help, I'm slipping!

_________________________________

Cody, don't move!

_________________________________

Why didn't you redline it?
_________________________________

You could've made it!

What were you thinking?

_________________________________

-(ALARM BLARING)
-ANNOUNCER: Game reboot...
_________________________________
in five, four, three...
_________________________________
-two, one.
-(BANGING)

_________________________________
(RALPH GRUNTS, PANTING)

_________________________________

ANNOUNCER: Reboot in progress.

_________________________________
Come on, Vanellope. Wake up.
_________________________________
Come on. Don't leave me, kid.

_________________________________
(RASPY BREATHING)
_________________________________

Ralph?
_________________________________

Oh. There you are.
You okay, kid?
_________________________________

Ralph, I messed up so bad.
_________________________________

No. No, you didn't, it's okay.
_________________________________

This is all because of me
and my glitch.
_________________________________

I should've
just stayed with you...
_________________________________
instead of following
some stupid dream.
_________________________________
(SOBBING)
_________________________________

I've ruined everything.
_________________________________

No, kid, no.
_________________________________

Ah, look. I didn't mean
for it to happen like this.
_________________________________

It was not supposed
to be this bad.
_________________________________
(SNIFFLES)
_________________________________

You didn't mean
for what to happen?
_________________________________

I mighta,
kinda sorta put a...
_________________________________

harmless little virus
in the game.
_________________________________

A virus?
_________________________________

You did this?
_________________________________

I wouldn't have done anything
_________________________________
if I hadn't heard you
tell Shank...
_________________________________
that you wanted to live in
Slaughter Race forever.
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________

So you were spying on me?
_________________________________

Hey. You're not exactly
innocent here.
_________________________________

You were gonna ditch everybody

and abandon Sugar Rush.

_________________________________
Oh, please. I'm one of 16
racers. They'd never missed me.
_________________________________

What about me?
_________________________________

Why would I ever spend

another second with you...
_________________________________

after what you did?
_________________________________
(RALPH GASPS)
_________________________________

No!
_________________________________
No.
_________________________________

Vanellope,
where are you going?
_________________________________

Wherever you're not.
_________________________________

Wait a minute. I can explain.
_________________________________

No!
You will not follow me.
_________________________________

Vanellope, please...
_________________________________

A friend would never do
what you did. Never!
_________________________________
So you leave me alone!
_________________________________

Vanellope, no, no, no! Please!
_________________________________
Please! What did I do?
_________________________________

ARTHUR:
Scanning for insecurities.

_________________________________
Vanellope, come on,
don't leave me!

_________________________________
ARTHUR: Insecurity detected.

_________________________________
-(BEEPING)
-Copying insecurity.

_________________________________
Oh, no, no, no.
_________________________________

ARTHUR:
Distributing insecurity.

_________________________________

DUSTY: What? What's wrong?
_________________________________

This ain't good.
_________________________________

Head down that path. Follow me.

_________________________________
Champ, come on!
_________________________________

In here.

_________________________________
An old mine? We can't go in there.
_________________________________

We'll suffocate!
_________________________________

It's our only chance.

We'll let it burn over.
_________________________________

No, you go on. I'll keep moving.
_________________________________

What are you doing? Hey. Hey!
_________________________________

You can't outrun the fire.
_________________________________

You know what? I'll find my way out.
_________________________________

Like you found your way

out of the rapids.
_________________________________

I didn't want to push my engine.
_________________________________

-You didn't "want" to?

-Blade, listen to me.
_________________________________

This isn't about you.

This is about life and death.
_________________________________

You need to follow orders.
_________________________________

I told you, "Split load,"

you dropped it all.
_________________________________

I told you not to reload on the lake,

you did it anyway.
_________________________________

I told you, "Redline it,"

you pulled power.
_________________________________

You don't have what it takes! You don't!
_________________________________

Fine! I never wanted to be

a firefighter anyway!
_________________________________

Then go back to racing!
_________________________________

Go win yourself another trophy, Champ.
_________________________________

I can't!
_________________________________

My gearbox is busted! All right?
_________________________________

That's why I pulled power.
_________________________________

I'm never gonna...
_________________________________

Life doesn't always go

the way you expect it.
_________________________________

But you came here

to become a firefighter.
_________________________________

If you give up today,
_________________________________

think of all the lives

you won't save tomorrow.
_________________________________

So, what are you going to do?
_________________________________

(COUGHS)

_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
Come on.
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Where is it?
_________________________________
(GRUNTS, PANTING)
_________________________________
Ooh!
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
Oh, no.
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________

You are such an idiot.
_________________________________
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
_________________________________
-(GROWLING)
-(GASPS)

_________________________________

_________________________________

-What is going on?

-He did it again!

_________________________________

We were at school, and we were

naked, and there was a dog,

_________________________________

and his back half was chasing him

and then we saw Bing Bong!

_________________________________

You idiot! It was a dream!

_________________________________

This is ridiculous!

_________________________________

We can't even get

a good night's sleep anymore.

_________________________________

Time to take action.

_________________________________

Stupid Mom and Dad.

If they hadn't moved us,

_________________________________

none of this would've happened.

_________________________________

Who's with me?

_________________________________

(STUTTERING) Um...

_________________________________

No, no, no, no, no.

_________________________________

(SIGHS) Yeah. Let's do it.

_________________________________

She took it. There's no turning back.

_________________________________

So how are we going

to get to Minnesota from here?

_________________________________

Well, why don't we go down

_________________________________

to the elephant lot and rent an elephant?

_________________________________

Hey. That sounds nice.

_________________________________

We're taking the bus, nitwit!

_________________________________
ANGER: There's a bus

leaving tomorrow. Perfect!

_________________________________

A ticket costs money.

How do we get money?

_________________________________

-Mom's purse.

-(GASPS) You wouldn't.

_________________________________

Oh, but I would.

Where was it we saw it last?

_________________________________

-♪ TripleDent gum ♪

-No!

_________________________________

-(FEAR SCREAMS)

-It's downstairs somewhere.

_________________________________

Mom and Dad got us into this mess.

_________________________________
ANGER: They can pay to get us out.

_________________________________

There she is, Joanna.

_________________________________

Just look at her. Look at the size of her.

_________________________________

The rarest bird in the world.

_________________________________

That bird's gonna make me rich.

_________________________________

Filthy rich.

_________________________________

I got what I want.

Now, what does Joanna want?

_________________________________

Does she wanna make sure

that bird stays rare?

_________________________________

How about some great, big,

triple-A, jumbo eagle eggs?

_________________________________

Huh? You want them?

_________________________________

Huh? You want them? Go get them!

_________________________________

No! Please!

_________________________________

(WHIMPERS)

_________________________________

(GULPS)

_________________________________

Why, whatever is the matter?

_________________________________

(BABBLES INDISTINCTLY)

_________________________________

-McLEACH: Get moving!

-(HOWLS)

_________________________________

-(HOWLS)

-McLEACH: Joanna!

_________________________________

You hurry up and eat those eggs

and get your tail up here!

_________________________________

Move it!

_________________________________

(SNICKERS)

_________________________________

(BUZZES)

_________________________________

MALE DOOR TECHNICIAN:

So your calculations were a little off.

_________________________________

That door took me all semester.

_________________________________

It's too dangerous.

The professor's just going to shred it.

_________________________________

(STUDENTS CHATTERING

INDISTINCTLY)

_________________________________

(LAUGHS) There he is, the big guy.

_________________________________

The first of many trophies, I am sure.

_________________________________
KNIGHT: Sullivan.

_________________________________

Nice work out there.

_________________________________

I look forward to having you

back in class.

_________________________________
CHET: Hey, there he is!

_________________________________

Looks like I was wrong about you.

_________________________________

You're one of us after all.

_________________________________
CHET: Way to go, Sulley!

Welcome back, broham!

_________________________________

You are one of us now, okay?

_________________________________

Anytime you want to come hang out

and do whatever, you got a crew.

_________________________________

You're a ROR, buddy!

_________________________________

Hey!

_________________________________

Where are you going?

_________________________________

(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

_________________________________

(BUZZES)

_________________________________

You did what?

_________________________________

My team had nothing to do with it.

_________________________________

It was all me. I cheated.

_________________________________

I expect you off campus by tomorrow.

_________________________________

Yes, ma'am.

_________________________________

You're a disgrace to this university

_________________________________

and your family name.

_________________________________

(ALARM BLARING)

_________________________________

What's going on?

_________________________________

Someone broke into the door lab!

_________________________________

What?

_________________________________

Oh, no.

_________________________________

(CROWD CLAMORING)

_________________________________

Open the door! Don't go in there!
_________________________________

_________________________________

Sire?
_________________________________

Sire, look. Something's wrong.
_________________________________

What is it, sire? They're dying!

_________________________________

It can't be.
_________________________________

This had better not be your fault.
_________________________________

Perhaps it needs another body, sire.
_________________________________

Yes. Yours!

_________________________________

_________________________________

(EXHALES)

_________________________________

Do you know what's strange?

_________________________________

I can't tell you

how frustrating this is, Jimmy,

_________________________________

'cause there's something just...

_________________________________

It's nagging at the back of my mind.

_________________________________

Aah!

_________________________________

-Captain Flint?

-In the flesh!

_________________________________

Well, sort of, except for skin, organs,

_________________________________

or anything that, that...

That resembles flesh,

_________________________________

that's not there.

_________________________________

And yet it's so odd, you know?

_________________________________

I remember

there was something horrible

_________________________________

Flint didn't want anyone else to know,

_________________________________

but I just can't remember what it was.

_________________________________

Oh, a mind is a terrible thing to lose!

_________________________________

(SOBBING)

_________________________________

B.E.N., I think I just found your mind.

_________________________________

-Hold still.

-Aah!

_________________________________

Jimmy, your hands are very, very cold.

_________________________________

Whoa!

_________________________________

Hello.

_________________________________

You know, Jimmy, I was just thinking...

_________________________________

I was just think...

_________________________________

It's all flooding back! All my memories!

_________________________________

Right up until Flint

pulled my memory circuits,

_________________________________

so I could never tell anybody

about his booby trap!

_________________________________

(CRASHING)

_________________________________

-Speaking of which...

-Huh?

_________________________________

Flint wanted to make sure

_________________________________

that nobody could ever

steal his treasure,

_________________________________

so he rigged this whole planet

_________________________________

to blow higher than a Kalepsian kite!

_________________________________

-(ROARS)

-(GASPS)

_________________________________

(ROARS)

_________________________________

You look funny.

_________________________________

What?

_________________________________

(RUMBLING)

_________________________________

(CRACKING)

_________________________________

(GIRL YAWNING)

_________________________________

GIRL 1: I'm so tired. What's going on?

_________________________________

GIRL 2: It's the middle of the night.

_________________________________

GIRL 3: A little funny green guy.

_________________________________

(WHIMPERING)

_________________________________

(ROARS)

_________________________________

-(ROARS)

-(GASPS)

_________________________________

(GIRLS CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)

_________________________________

GIRL 4: I want to touch it! It's so cute!

_________________________________

(YELLING)

_________________________________

Run, Jimmy! Run for your life!

_________________________________

You go back and help

the captain and Doc!

_________________________________

If I'm not there in 5 minutes,

leave without me.

_________________________________

I am not leaving my buddy Jimmy.

_________________________________

Unless he looks at me like that.

_________________________________

Bye, Jim!

_________________________________

No! No! Oh, no! Oh, no!

_________________________________

No!

_________________________________

-Aah!

-Aah!

_________________________________

(CREW YELLING)

_________________________________

Come back here, ya blighters!

_________________________________

_________________________________

(RUMBLING)

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________
JOY: Honesty Island?

_________________________________

(ALL SCREAMING)

_________________________________

(GASPS) Look out!

_________________________________

ENGINEER: Come on!

_________________________________

-(ALL SCREAMING)

-Hold on!

_________________________________

Hurry up! Come on! Over here!

_________________________________

WORKER: Come on, people!

Let's, go, go, go!

_________________________________
JOY: That was our way home.

_________________________________

We lost another island?

What is happening?

_________________________________

Haven't you heard?

Riley's running away.

_________________________________

What?

_________________________________
FEAR: Wait, wait, hang on, guys.

_________________________________

Are we really doing this?

_________________________________

-I mean, this is serious.

-Look.

_________________________________

We have no Core Memories.

_________________________________
ANGER: You want Riley to be happy?

_________________________________

Let's get back to Minnesota

and make more.

_________________________________

Joy, if we hurry, we can still stop her.

_________________________________

Family Island. Let's go!

_________________________________

-(CRACKING)

-(ELECTRICAL CRACKLING)

_________________________________

(TIRES SCREECHING)

_________________________________

(HUMMING)

_________________________________

Whoa.

_________________________________

Run!

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)

_________________________________

(KIRBY GASPING)

_________________________________

(SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE)

_________________________________

-Those are your parents?

-(FISH GURGLING)

_________________________________

And they brought the galactic armada?

_________________________________

(KIRBY SPEAKING

ALIEN LANGUAGE)

_________________________________

-Watch out for the kid! Don't hit him!

-There you are. Get in the car.

_________________________________

-I gotta tell you something.

-What?

_________________________________

I know, I know! You were right!

Alien invasion. I see that now.

_________________________________

Look up! There it is!

_________________________________

Dad, you know, about that...

(CHUCKLING)

_________________________________

-It's actually just a rescue mission.

-Rescue mission?

_________________________________

This alien kid was left

and they're coming back to get him!

_________________________________

We have to help him,

'cause if we don't, who else will?

_________________________________

What?

_________________________________

Ugh!

_________________________________

Forget it.

You wouldn't believe me anyway.

_________________________________

Son!

_________________________________

Son, come back! Son! Chicken Little!

_________________________________

Mr. Cluck! Wait! He's telling the truth!

_________________________________

He is! (GASPING)

_________________________________

Though, given his track record, we

understand why you don't believe him!

_________________________________

(IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD

AS WE KNOW IT PLAYING)

_________________________________

It's the end of the world as we know it

_________________________________

It's the end of the world as we know it

_________________________________

-It's the end of the world as we know it

-(SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE)

_________________________________

-(ALARM BUZZING)

-And I feel fine

_________________________________

It's the end of the world as we know it

_________________________________

It's the end of the world as we know it

_________________________________

It's the end of the world as we know it

_________________________________

And I feel fine

_________________________________

(ZAPPING)

_________________________________

(RUMBLING)

_________________________________

(GASPS) Joy! Joy!

_________________________________
SADNESS: It's too dangerous!

_________________________________

-SADNESS: We won't make it in time.

-(THUDDING)

_________________________________

But that's our only way back!

_________________________________

(BOTH GRUNTING)

_________________________________

A recall tube!

_________________________________

We can get recalled!

_________________________________

-(PANTING)

-(STUDENTS MURMURING)

_________________________________

James!

_________________________________

No one goes near that door

until the authorities arrive.

_________________________________

You don't think that could be...

_________________________________

-It's Mike.

-But he could die out there!

_________________________________

James, wait! We can help.

_________________________________

Leave it to the old master of sales.

_________________________________

We got a call in,

but that's the best we can do.

_________________________________

Ahem!

_________________________________

Don Carlton, sales.

Folks, today is your lucky day.

_________________________________

How many times have you asked

yourself the following question...

_________________________________

-Arrest him.

-Pardon?

_________________________________

-(GRUNTS)

-(GROANS)

_________________________________

Spread them, pops!

_________________________________

-DON: Do you mind?

-Don't move!

_________________________________

What? Sullivan!

_________________________________

(GASPS) Don't you dare!

_________________________________

Sullivan! Don't go in there!

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

Mike?

_________________________________

-Mike! (GASPS)

-(SIREN WAILS)

_________________________________

WOMAN: The kids said

they saw something in the cabin.

_________________________________

-They're calling it an alien.

-GIRL: It was!

_________________________________

I saw a little green guy!

_________________________________

What's the problem, ma'am?

_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-(WIND WHOOSHING)

_________________________________

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

_________________________________

(WHISPERS) Mike?
_________________________________

_________________________________

Prepare to be amazed.

_________________________________

I call it the Memory Scanner.

_________________________________

So, Yagoobian, any other ideas 

you'd like to share with us?

_________________________________

Yes. I call them Helping Hats.

_________________________________

(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

_________________________________

They're everywhere!

_________________________________

Doris, what's happening? 

I don't understand.

_________________________________

I just wanted to ruin his future, not this.

_________________________________

No!

_________________________________

No. No, this can't be happening! No!

_________________________________
FRANNY: Oh, Lewis,

it's already happened.

_________________________________

(SHRIEKING)
_________________________________

_________________________________

Get Eilonwy out of here. Hurry!
_________________________________

But, Taran, I... Please, I...
_________________________________

Go on! Go with Fflewddur.
_________________________________

Maybe there's still a chance for Gurgi.
_________________________________

Aah!
_________________________________
(TWIG SNAPS)
_________________________________
(TWITTERS)
_________________________________
(GASPS) Ha!
_________________________________
(CHITTERS)
_________________________________
(BEAR ROARS)
_________________________________
(SHOUTS)

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

-(CROWD GASP)

-(GASPS)

_________________________________

MALE CAMP COUNSELOR:

Bear! A bear in the camp!

_________________________________

(PANTING)

_________________________________

(GASPS LOUDLY)

_________________________________

RANGER 2: Down this way. All right?

_________________________________

(RANGERS CHATTERING

INDISTINCTLY)

_________________________________

I heard something over here!
_________________________________
(GROWLS, SNORTS)

_________________________________

Go! Run, run! Go!

_________________________________

Whoa! Whoa! Sadness! Sadness, stop!

_________________________________

You're hurting Riley!

_________________________________

Oh, no, no, no! I did it again!

_________________________________

If you get in here,

_________________________________

these Core Memories will get sad.

_________________________________

(RUMBLING)

_________________________________

I'm sorry. Riley needs to be happy.

_________________________________

Joy?

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

-(SCREAMING)

-(GASPS)

_________________________________

Joy! (SCREAMING)

_________________________________

Joy!

_________________________________

(JOY GRUNTING)

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)

_________________________________

Watch out for the kid! No! Don't!

Don't hit him! Don't hit... Look out!

_________________________________

(GASPING)

_________________________________

-(GASPING)

-(HORN HONKING)

_________________________________

-(GRUNTING)

-(SPUTTERING)

_________________________________

Whew!

_________________________________
-BUCK: Chicken Little!

-(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

What? Where's your head?

_________________________________

We gotta get outta here! Come on!

_________________________________
Come o... You,
with the running and the jumping!

_________________________________

-Dad. No, wait.

-ABBY: What are you guys doing?

_________________________________

We gotta get outta here!

_________________________________

It's like War of the Worlds out there!

_________________________________

-Stop pulling!

-Just listen to me for one second!

_________________________________

-It's not dangerous!

-We are under attack!

_________________________________

Will you two stop messing around

and deal with the problem?

_________________________________

(GASPING)

_________________________________

Joy?

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

Joy!

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

Joy, what are you doing?

Will you stop it, please?

_________________________________

(JOY PANTING)

_________________________________

Don't you get it, Joy?

We're stuck down here.

_________________________________

We're forgotten.

_________________________________

(PANTING)

_________________________________

-You're never there for me!

-What?

_________________________________

Okay, that's not

what I had in mind, but...

_________________________________

You're never there for me. I mean,

_________________________________

you were when I won the game,

but not when I thought the sky fell.

_________________________________

And not at the ball field and not now!

_________________________________

This is good! Keep going. Keep going!

_________________________________

You've been ashamed since

the acorn thing.

_________________________________

We have to talk because

Modern Mallard says avoiding closure

_________________________________

can lead to molting. I'm already small

_________________________________

and I don't think

I could handle being bald!

_________________________________

-(SPLASH)

-(GASPS)

_________________________________

(SIGHS) Mike!

_________________________________

Come on, buddy.

Let's get you out of here.

_________________________________

This is all my fault. I'm sorry.

_________________________________

You were right.

They weren't scared of me.

_________________________________

I did everything right.

_________________________________

I wanted it more than anyone.

_________________________________

And I thought...

I thought if I wanted it enough,

_________________________________

I could show everybody that...

_________________________________

That Mike Wazowski

is something special.

_________________________________

And I'm just

_________________________________

not.

_________________________________

Look, Mike, I know how you feel.

_________________________________

Don't do that! Please, don't do that!

_________________________________

-You do not know how I feel.

-Mike, calm down.

_________________________________

Monsters like you have everything.

You don't have to be good.

_________________________________

You can mess up over and over again

_________________________________

-and the whole world loves you.

-Mike...

_________________________________

You'll never know what it's like to fail

_________________________________

because you were born a Sullivan!

_________________________________

Yeah, I'm a Sullivan.

_________________________________

I'm the Sullivan who flunked every test.

_________________________________

The one who got kicked out

of the program,

_________________________________

the one who was so afraid

to let everyone down

_________________________________

that I cheated.

_________________________________

And I lied.

_________________________________

(SIGHS)

_________________________________

Mike, I'll never know how you feel,

_________________________________

but you're not the only failure here.

_________________________________

I act scary, Mike, but most of the time

_________________________________

I'm terrified.

_________________________________

How come you never

told me that before?

_________________________________

Because

_________________________________

we weren't friends before.

_________________________________
RILEY: We used to play tag and stuff.

_________________________________

But everything's different now.

_________________________________

Since we moved.

_________________________________

(RILEY SNIFFLING)

_________________________________

(SIGHS)

_________________________________

(SNIFFLES)

_________________________________

(RILEY LAUGHING)

_________________________________

(RILEY TALKING INDISTINCTLY)

_________________________________

(JOY SNIFFLING)

_________________________________

(RILEY HUMMING)

_________________________________

Do you remember how she used to

_________________________________

stick her tongue out

when she was coloring?

_________________________________

I could listen to her stories all day.

_________________________________

(RILEY LAUGHING)

_________________________________

I just wanted Riley to be happy.

_________________________________

And now...

_________________________________

(CRYING)

_________________________________

(RILEY LAUGHING)

_________________________________

(KIDS CHEERING)

_________________________________
SADNESS: It was the day

the Prairie Dogs

_________________________________

lost the big playoff game.

_________________________________

Riley missed the winning shot.

She felt awful.

_________________________________

She wanted to quit.

_________________________________

(ALL CHEERING)

_________________________________

Sadness.

_________________________________

Mom and Dad... The team...

_________________________________

They came to help because of Sadness.

_________________________________

I...

_________________________________

I... I didn't...

_________________________________

realize, son.

_________________________________

I-I never meant to...

_________________________________

The acorn, the sky, I mean, the whole...

_________________________________

(SIGHS)

_________________________________

You're right. You're right.

_________________________________

(SIGHING AND CHUCKLING)

_________________________________

Y... Your mom, she was...

_________________________________

You know, she was always good

with stuff like this.

_________________________________

(SIGHING)

_________________________________

Me... (CHUCKLES)

_________________________________

I'm gonna need a lot of work.

_________________________________

(BUCK SIGHS)

_________________________________

But you need to know that I love you,

_________________________________

no matter what.

_________________________________

And I'm sorry I...

_________________________________

And I'm sorry if I ever made

you feel like that was something...

_________________________________

you had to earn.

_________________________________

-(CHUCKLING)

-(RUMBLING)

_________________________________

Uh... Uh...

_________________________________

(STAMMERING)

_________________________________

And we're good. Let's go. Let's go.

_________________________________

We have to get back up there.

_________________________________

Joy, we're stuck down here.

_________________________________

We might as well be on another planet.

_________________________________

Another planet.

_________________________________

♪ Who's your friend who likes to play?

_________________________________

♪ Who's your friend who likes to play?

_________________________________

♪ His rocket makes you yell "Hooray!"

_________________________________

♪ Who's the best in every way

_________________________________
♪ And wants to sing this song to say?

_________________________________

♪ Who's your friend who likes to play?

_________________________________
♪ Bing Bong, Bing Bong

_________________________________

♪ His rocket makes you yell "Hooray!"

_________________________________

(JOY GRUNTING)

_________________________________

Hop in.

_________________________________

♪ Who's your friend who likes to play?

_________________________________

♪ Bing Bong, Bing Bong

_________________________________

♪ His rocket makes you yell "Hooray!"

_________________________________

♪ Bing Bong, Bing Bong

_________________________________
♪ Who's the best in every way

_________________________________

♪ And wants to sing this song to say

_________________________________

♪ Who's your friend who likes to play?

_________________________________
♪ Bing Bong, Bing Bong

His rocket makes you yell "Hooray!"

_________________________________

♪ Bing Bong, Bing Bong

_________________________________

♪ Who's the best in every way

_________________________________

♪ And wants to sing the song to say...

_________________________________

(JOY SCREAMING)

_________________________________

Come on!

_________________________________

♪ Who's your friend who likes to play?

_________________________________

♪ Bing Bong, Bing Bong

_________________________________

♪ His rocket makes you yell "Hooray!"

Bing Bong, Bing Bong

_________________________________

♪ Who's the best in every way

And wants to sing this song to say

_________________________________

♪ Who's your friend who likes to play? ♪

_________________________________

-(JOY GRUNTS)

-BING BONG: Ow!

_________________________________

(GROANS)

_________________________________
BING BONG: Come on, Joy.

One more time.

_________________________________

I got a feeling about this one.

_________________________________

♪ Bing Bong, Bing Bong

_________________________________

♪ His rocket makes you yell "Hooray!"

Bing Bong, Bing Bong

_________________________________

♪ Who's the best in every way

And wants to sing this song to say

_________________________________

♪ Who's your friend who likes to play?

Bing Bong, Bing Bong

_________________________________

-Louder! Joy, sing louder!

-(JOY SINGING)

_________________________________

♪ To sing this song to say

_________________________________

-♪ Who's your friend who likes to...

-(SCREAMS)

_________________________________

♪ Who's your friend who likes to play?

Bing Bong, Bing Bong

_________________________________

♪ His rocket makes you yell "Hooray!"

Bing Bong, Bing Bong

_________________________________

♪ Who's the best in every way

and wants to sing this song to say

_________________________________

♪ Bing Bong ♪

_________________________________

We're gonna make it!

_________________________________

Whoo-hoo! Bing Bong! We did it!

_________________________________

We... Bing Bong? Bing Bong!

_________________________________

(BING BONG WHOOPING)

_________________________________
BING BONG: You made it!

_________________________________

(BING BONG LAUGHING)

_________________________________

Go! Go save Riley!

_________________________________

Take her to the moon for me. Okay?

_________________________________

(WHIMPERS)

_________________________________

I'll try, Bing Bong.

_________________________________

I promise.

_________________________________

Okay, Dad.

_________________________________

Now, all we gotta do is return

helpless little Kirby.

_________________________________

(SQUEAKS)

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)

_________________________________

Return this whatever it is?

_________________________________

This is crazy! Crazy!

_________________________________

Crazy wonderful!

_________________________________

Just tell me what you need me to do.

_________________________________

-Do you really mean it?

-You bet! Anything, son.

_________________________________

Come on, Dad.

We've got a planet to save!

_________________________________

Crazy supportive. That's me! Ohh!

_________________________________

This thing likes to nibble, doesn't it?

(CHUCKLING)

_________________________________

By the way, I'd like to say I've

always found you extremely attractive!

_________________________________

(CHUCKLING) Now that's closure.

_________________________________

I love it when I win.

_________________________________

Is it a beautiful day

here at Piston Peak Park?
_________________________________

Yes, it is!
_________________________________

Thanks for coming out, everybody.
_________________________________

And I'd like to give a special welcome
_________________________________

to the Secretary of the Interior
_________________________________

who is joining us for the unveiling of this

commemorative... (CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________

Plaque.
_________________________________

The safety of the tourists is at stake!
_________________________________

(LAUGHS) Sorry about that.
_________________________________

If you could excuse me for a moment,

ladies and gentlemen. Thank you.
_________________________________

Am I giving a speech?
_________________________________

Yes, I am, Pnewski.
_________________________________

-No, sir, "Pulaski."

-Papooski.
_________________________________

-"Pulaski."

-P'tootsie.
_________________________________

"Pulaski."
_________________________________

That's what I said.

We're saying the same thing.
_________________________________

With all due respect,

Superintendent Spinner,
_________________________________

the smoke over the ridge

is growing closer.
_________________________________

Yeah, perhaps we should

turn on the roof sprinklers?
_________________________________

We must evacuate.
_________________________________

Better listen to them, Cad. They're right.
_________________________________

Come on, Spinner!

Let's see that plaque.
_________________________________

Right away, sir!
_________________________________

We need to cancel the unveiling.
_________________________________

The longer we wait, the worse it'll get.
_________________________________

(MUTTERING) Who are you?
_________________________________

You're a glorified bell boy.
_________________________________

You're an overpriced sprinkler,
_________________________________

and you're old,

and you have a dumb hat on.
_________________________________

Who am I? I'm the Superintendent,

and today is about me and my lodge.
_________________________________

And now is the moment

I've been waiting for!
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Now, that's just rude.
_________________________________

-CAR: Fire!

-Oh.
_________________________________

Let's get out of here.
_________________________________

(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

Quickly! Quickly. We must evacuate.
_________________________________

Don't panic! We must evacuate!
_________________________________

JAMMER:
This is a mandatory evacuation,

_________________________________

but we have plenty of time.
_________________________________

Keep moving.
_________________________________

Keep going at a steady pace.
_________________________________

Keep moving slowly, but carefully.
_________________________________

All right. Look, there's no need to panic.
_________________________________

It's really just a small, little fire.
_________________________________

If you all just calm down,

you can come back next year.
_________________________________

Sure, you can all come back next year.
_________________________________

I'll see you right here!
_________________________________

PULASKI: Move along. That's it.
_________________________________

And remember, avoid the smoke,

stay above the canyon walls,
_________________________________

you'll be okay.
_________________________________

All right, next, please.
_________________________________

(STRAINING)
_________________________________

Out of my way, tail dragger.
_________________________________

Hold on, there, big fella. No cutsies.
_________________________________

You don't want

to upset my buddy, here.
_________________________________

(WHIRRING)
_________________________________

PULASKI: All right, ma'am,

you're clear for takeoff.
_________________________________

Thank you!
_________________________________

PULASKI:

Remember to avoid the smoke
_________________________________

and stay above the canyon walls!
_________________________________

ANDRÉ: Move along. Quickly, please.

_________________________________

I'm sorry. I am sorry. That is all.
_________________________________

The train is full.
_________________________________

Remaining guests,

please follow a staff member.
_________________________________

They will lead you to the main road exit.
_________________________________

All aboard!
_________________________________

(HOOTING)

_________________________________

Kairi!

_________________________________

Kairi! Kairi! Open your eyes!

_________________________________

RIKU: It's no use.
_________________________________
That girl has lost her heart.
She cannot wake up.

_________________________________

What? You... You're not Riku.

_________________________________

The Keyhole cannot be completed
_________________________________
so as long as the last princess
of heart still sleeps.

_________________________________

The princess? Kairi's a princess?

_________________________________

Yes, and without her power, the
Keyhole will remain incomplete.
_________________________________
It is time she awakened.

_________________________________

Whoever you are, let Riku go!
Give him back his heart!

_________________________________

But first, you must give
the princess back her heart.

_________________________________

(GROANING)

_________________________________

Sora!

_________________________________

What's...

_________________________________

RIKU: Don't you see yet?
_________________________________
The princess's heart is responding.
_________________________________
It has been there all along.
_________________________________
Kairi's heart rests within you!

_________________________________

Kairi... Kairi's inside me?

_________________________________

I know all that there is to know.

_________________________________

SORA: (GROANING)
Tell me. Who are you?

_________________________________

It is I, Ansem, the seeker of darkness.

_________________________________

(QUACKING)
_________________________________
Wah!
_________________________________

So, I shall release you now, Princess.
_________________________________
Complete the Keyhole with your power.
_________________________________
Open the door, lead me
into everlasting darkness!

_________________________________

KAIRI: Sora!

_________________________________

-RANGER 3: Check the lake!

-(GASPS)

_________________________________

-RANGER 4: I heard something here!

-(GASPS)

_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-RANGER 5: This way!

_________________________________

(PANTING)

_________________________________

(RANGERS SHOUTING)

_________________________________

RANGER 6: I saw movement!

_________________________________

Over there!

_________________________________

(GRUNTING) Forget it!
_________________________________
There's no way you're
taking Kairi's heart!

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)

_________________________________

Wait! Wait! What's going on?

_________________________________

(CHUCKLING)

_________________________________

(GASPING)

_________________________________

Oh, they've given her
an alien mind-wipe!

_________________________________

Aaah!

_________________________________

Okay, here's the plan.

_________________________________

We're going to come in low and fast

and take them by surprise.

_________________________________

Well, I've got news for you, Milo.

_________________________________

Rourke is never surprised,

and he's got a lot of guns.

_________________________________

Great. Well, do you have

any suggestions?

_________________________________

Yeah. Don't get shot.

_________________________________

There they are!

_________________________________

We've got company!

_________________________________

Take off!

_________________________________

Take her up!

_________________________________

Holy smokes!

_________________________________

You told me he only had guns.

_________________________________

What I said was, he's never surprised.

_________________________________

Oh, this is terrible.

_________________________________

Wait, is that someone

walking towards us?

_________________________________

Yep, let's cross the street.

_________________________________

Okay, son. What do we do now?

_________________________________

Uh, okay. This is a piece of cake, Dad.

_________________________________

All we have to do is take the kid down

the street to the giant metal alien.

_________________________________

-(TIRES SCREECHING)

-(HORN HONKING)

_________________________________

We surrender! Here!

Take the key to the city!

_________________________________

-(ZAPPING)

-Key to my car?

_________________________________

-(ZAPPING)

-Tic Tac?

_________________________________

-(ZAPPING)

-(GASPING)

_________________________________

-(KIRBY BABBLING)

-Forget plan A!

_________________________________

(KIRBY SQUEAKING)

_________________________________

-(ELECTRONIC BEEPING)

-Uh-oh.

_________________________________

(BUZZING)

_________________________________

-(ZAPPING)

-(SIRENS WAILING)

_________________________________

(GASPS) It's Mom. She's onto us!

_________________________________

-What do we do?

-Where's my bag?

_________________________________

Riley needs to get Core Memories.

_________________________________

-FEAR: That's the stuff.

-We keep going.

_________________________________
(RUMBLING)

_________________________________

Sadness!

_________________________________

Okay, okay, what now, son?

_________________________________

Who, by the way, I support 100 percent.

_________________________________

-Uh, plan B?

-Ha-ha! Of course! Plan B!

_________________________________

-What is plan B?

-(KIRBY JABBERING)

_________________________________

What? You have to go

to the bathroom? You want juice?

_________________________________

A snack? Corn dog on a stick?

_________________________________

Want to play some golf?

What do you want?

_________________________________

I stink at this. I'm a horrible father.

_________________________________

(KIRBY SPEAKS

ALIEN LANGUAGE)

_________________________________

No, no, I am.

_________________________________

Poo-tee-tah.

_________________________________

Oh. Is that your parents?

_________________________________

Pooteetah, pooteetah. (SPUTTERING)

_________________________________

That's it, Dad! Plan B!

_________________________________

All we have to do is weave

through traffic through town square

_________________________________

while avoiding death rays

from alien robots.

_________________________________

We get to Town Hall,

climb up to the roof

_________________________________

and give the kid back to its parents.

_________________________________

-(FEMALE SCREAMING)

-(CRASHING)

_________________________________

Yeah!

_________________________________

Charge!

_________________________________

(ZAPPING)

_________________________________

Wow! (JABBERING)

_________________________________

(ZAPPING)

_________________________________

(ELECTRONIC DRONING)

_________________________________

(ZAPPING)

_________________________________

-(CLANGING)

-BUCK: A-ha!

_________________________________

Now that's what

I call taking out the trash!

_________________________________

Okay, now things are getting good.

_________________________________

Vinny! Heads up!

_________________________________

We can't let them reach

the top of that shaft!

_________________________________

Aah!

_________________________________

Vinny, new plan.

You and me, we're going to be decoys.

_________________________________

Audrey, Sweet, fly up underneath

that thing and cut her loose.

_________________________________
SWEET: We're on it.

_________________________________

Lieutenant!

_________________________________

I thought you said this thing could

cut through a femur in 28 seconds!

_________________________________

Less talk, more saw.

_________________________________

Sadness! Sadness?

_________________________________

Come on, Sadness.

Where are you? Okay.

_________________________________

If I were Sadness, where would I be?

_________________________________

Oh. Everything is awful

and my legs don't work,

_________________________________

and you have to drag me around

while I touch all the...

_________________________________

(PANTING)

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

(SHOUTING CONTINUES)

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

_________________________________
MIKE: Sulley!

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(PANTING IN RELIEF)

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(SHOUTING CONTINUES)

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RANGER 5: He's cornered!
_________________________________
(HOWLS)

_________________________________

(RUMBLING)

_________________________________

(GASPING)

_________________________________

-Okay, son. Now what?

-(SIREN WAILS)

_________________________________

Fire truck!

_________________________________

-(SIREN WAILING)

-(LAUGHING)

_________________________________

BOTH: Plan C!

_________________________________

(GURGLING)

_________________________________

Runt, no! Turn around!

_________________________________

-Go back to Town Hall!

-But they'll vaporize us!

_________________________________

(GURGLING)

_________________________________

-You want me to do what?

-Runt, just do it! It'll work!

_________________________________
CHICKEN LITTLE: We'll survive!

_________________________________

I will survive?

_________________________________

Brake, Abby!

_________________________________

-(I WILL SURVIVE PLAYING)

-Okay.

_________________________________

-Floor it!

-(GIGGLES) Boink.

_________________________________

(ZAPPING)

_________________________________

Deploy ladder, Fish!

_________________________________

(RINGING)

_________________________________
RUNT: (SINGING) I'll survive

_________________________________

I will survive 
Hey, hey

_________________________________

Looks like somebody's

working overtime.

_________________________________

-Come on, girl. Time's up.

-Whoa!

_________________________________

All right, Milo, this is it. Any last words?

_________________________________

Yeah. I really wish I had

a better idea than this!

_________________________________
ROURKE: We're losing altitude.

_________________________________

Lighten the load.

_________________________________

That's it,

unless someone wants to jump.

_________________________________

-Ladies first.

-(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

You said we were in this together!

_________________________________

You promised me a percentage!

_________________________________

Next time, get it in writing.

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)

_________________________________

Nothing personal.

_________________________________

(MILO GRUNTING)

_________________________________

Oh, no! It's Mom again! What do we do?

_________________________________

(ANGER GRUNTS)

_________________________________

(BOTH GASP)

_________________________________

No!

_________________________________

They're still in there!

_________________________________

Until the authorities arrive,

this door stays off!

_________________________________

No! You can't do that! No!

_________________________________

Enough! I want this room cleared now!

_________________________________

-You can't do this!

-(ALL CLAMORING)

_________________________________

This is madness!

She shouldn't run away!

_________________________________

Let's get this idea

out of her head. (STRAINING)

_________________________________

Sadness?

_________________________________

(GASPS) Sadness!

_________________________________

Joy?

_________________________________

Wait! Sadness!

_________________________________

Just let me go!

Riley's better off without me!

_________________________________
JOY: Come back!

_________________________________

Okay, you're saying your husband

_________________________________

was blown away by an elephant.

_________________________________

Was he with anyone?

_________________________________

Yes! And there she is!

_________________________________

Hey! Come back here!

_________________________________

Forget it, Jake. It's Cloud Town.

_________________________________

Oh! What? Sadness!

_________________________________

(SOBBING) I only make

everything worse!

_________________________________

Wait! Sadness!

We got to get you back to...

_________________________________

(RUMBLING)

_________________________________

-It's stuck!

-Oh, great.

_________________________________

-What do you mean it's stuck?

-Now what?

_________________________________

Oh, no, no, no, no! What is this?

_________________________________

(GRUNTS)

_________________________________

-How do we stop it?

-I got it!

_________________________________

Make her feel scared!

That'll make her change her mind!

_________________________________

-Brilliant!

-DISGUST: I know it's brilliant! Do it!

_________________________________

Ah! Nothing's working!

Why isn't it working?

_________________________________

-Let me try.

-Great! You broke it!

_________________________________

-No, I didn't! Don't touch that!

-(ARGUING)

_________________________________

-Let me do it! Get out of here!

-(ALL GRUNTING)

_________________________________

Guys, we can't make Riley feel anything.

_________________________________

What have we done?

_________________________________

-(GASPS)

-(SIREN WAILS)

_________________________________

We got to get out of here!

_________________________________
BUCK: Plan D.
KIRBY: Plan D!

_________________________________

-Yeah!

-Yeah!

_________________________________

(PANTING) Thighs hurting.

Drumsticks burning.

_________________________________

But loving you! (GROANING)

_________________________________

Full support!

_________________________________

-Let them come.

-What?

_________________________________

If we scare them,

I mean really scare them,

_________________________________

we could generate enough scream

to power the door from this side!

_________________________________

What are you talking about?

_________________________________

I have read every book

about Scaring ever written.

_________________________________

This could work!

_________________________________

They're adults. I can't do this.

_________________________________

Yes, you can. Just follow my lead.

_________________________________

(DOOR CREAKING)

_________________________________

(CREAKING)

_________________________________

(LOUD THUDDING)

_________________________________

(WIND HOWLING)

_________________________________

(MOUTHING)

_________________________________

(SLAMS)

_________________________________

(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING)

_________________________________

Mama!

_________________________________

Mama!

_________________________________

(DISTORTING) Mama...

_________________________________

(RANGERS GASP)

_________________________________

-(SCRATCHING)

-(GASPING)

_________________________________

(CREAKING)

_________________________________

(LOUD SCRATCH)

_________________________________

(LOUD SCRATCH)

_________________________________

What the...

_________________________________

(RANGERS GASPING)

_________________________________

(FOREST RANGERS MURMURING)

_________________________________

-Now what?

-Phase two.

_________________________________

Well, I have to hand it to you.

You're a bigger pain in the neck

_________________________________

than I would have

ever thought possible.

_________________________________

-(CLATTERING)

-(RANGERS GASPING)

_________________________________

-(RANGER WHIMPERS)

-Keep together.

_________________________________

I consider myself

an even-tempered man.

_________________________________

(RANGERS SCREAMING)

_________________________________

It takes a lot to get under my skin.

_________________________________

But congratulations,

you just won the solid-gold kewpie doll.

_________________________________

(RANGERS MURMURING)

_________________________________

(WHISPERING) Are you ready?

_________________________________

-Mike, I can't.

-Yes, you can.

_________________________________

Stop being a Sullivan

and start being you.

_________________________________

No, sire! Please!
_________________________________

Get up! Come alive!
_________________________________

Maybe they're only resting, sire.

_________________________________

Do something! My life is at stake!
_________________________________

Get up, you fools! Kill!
_________________________________

Look! Sire, look!
_________________________________

It's the pig boy.
_________________________________

It's his fault. Yes.
_________________________________

He's the cause of it!
_________________________________

You've interfered for the last time.
_________________________________

Go for his throat, sire.
_________________________________

Now, pig keeper, you shall die.
_________________________________

No! No!
_________________________________

What? What's this?

_________________________________

No, you'll not escape.
_________________________________

You shall satisfy the Cauldron's hunger.
_________________________________

Oh, no!

_________________________________

(KIRBY SQUEAKS)

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

I can't get out! Come back, son!

_________________________________

We can't go out this way! It's dangerous.

_________________________________

-No, Dad, I can do this!

-It's too dangerous.

_________________________________

I can do this. I can.

_________________________________

You gotta believe me this time.

_________________________________

I...

_________________________________

I do, son.

_________________________________

Okay, hang on tight.

_________________________________

(GRUNTING IN PAIN)

_________________________________

Nothing personal.

_________________________________

-Yes!

-Here's your kid! Look over here!

_________________________________
Here's your kid!

_________________________________

He's okay!

_________________________________

MALE RANGER: Call for backup.

_________________________________

FOREST RANGER:

Assistance on the north side.

_________________________________

Repeat, we need assistance

on the north side.

_________________________________

DISPATCH ON RADIO: Ranger,

answer me, what's your 20?

_________________________________

We need assistance on the north side.

We have a...

_________________________________

-(ALL GASPING)

-Look! What was it?

_________________________________

(RANGERS CHATTERING

INDISTINCTLY)

_________________________________

-(JABBERING)

-(ELECTRONIC DRONING)

_________________________________
CHICKEN LITTLE:
He's all right! Stop the invasion!
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(SHOUTING)
_________________________________
Kenai.

_________________________________

Son! Son!

_________________________________
-(SMASHING)

-(YELLING) Aah!

_________________________________

(CHUCKLING)

_________________________________

Tired, Mr. Thatch?

_________________________________

That's a darn shame

_________________________________

because I'm just getting warmed up.

_________________________________

No! You'll not have me!
_________________________________

My power cannot die!
_________________________________

Curse you!
_________________________________

No! No!

_________________________________

Ah!

_________________________________

(SCREAMING)

_________________________________

(RANGERS GASPING)

_________________________________

(ALL GRUNTING)

_________________________________

(ROARING)

_________________________________

(ALL SCREAMING)

_________________________________

(SCREAMS ECHOING)

_________________________________

(CANISTERS DINGING)

_________________________________

-(ROARING)

-(RANGERS WHIMPERING)

_________________________________

(RANGERS SCREAMING)

_________________________________

Thank heaven.

_________________________________

-I'm here, son!

-Dad! Look out!

_________________________________

(SCREAMS)

_________________________________

Get away from my boy! Get away!

_________________________________

Sulley, come on!

_________________________________

(GASPS)

_________________________________

-BOTH: The mighty Acorns...

-(ZAPPING)
_________________________________
-(SHOUTS)
-(BEAR HOWLS)

_________________________________

(BOTH GRUNT)
_________________________________
(HOWL ECHOES)

_________________________________

(GRUNTING)

_________________________________

Oh, great!

_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________
(PANTING)

_________________________________

(BOTH PANTING)

_________________________________

Oh, no.
_________________________________
How horrible.

_________________________________

Poor sire.
_________________________________

He's gone.

_________________________________
HARDSCRABBLE: How?

_________________________________

(STAMMERS) How did you do this?

_________________________________

Don't ask me.

_________________________________

He's gone!
_________________________________

He's gone!
_________________________________

(LAUGHING EXULTANTLY)
_________________________________

He's gone!

_________________________________

Riku!

_________________________________

Sora! Sora, look!

_________________________________

The... The Keyhole!

_________________________________

(ELECTRICAL CRACKLING)

_________________________________

It won't work!
The Keyhole's not finished yet!
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
(GASPS)

_________________________________

What can we do?

_________________________________

Maybe we've gotta go wake Kairi up.

_________________________________

I think you're right.

_________________________________
If we can free her heart...
_________________________________
But...
_________________________________
But how?

_________________________________

A Keyblade that unlocks
people's hearts. I wonder.

_________________________________

Sora?

_________________________________

Sora, hold on!

_________________________________

No, wait!
_________________________________
(EXHALES)

_________________________________
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

_________________________________

Sora! Sora!

_________________________________

Sora!

_________________________________
Huh?

_________________________________

Sora!
_________________________________
Come back, Sora!

_________________________________

SORA: What's...
What's happening to me?
_________________________________
Falling... Falling... Into darkness.

_________________________________

(THUDDING)
_________________________________

(GRUNTS)
_________________________________

(COUGHS)
_________________________________

Blade...
_________________________________

BLADE:

Airway Meadow should be clear.
_________________________________

We'll take off from there.
_________________________________

Let's go.
_________________________________

Blade!
_________________________________

Blade!
_________________________________

Patch, come in,

this is Crophopper Seven.
_________________________________

Patch, come in!
_________________________________

PATCH: I read you, Crophopper Seven.
_________________________________

Blade is down. I repeat, Blade is down!
_________________________________

I'll send Windlifter to respond.

_________________________________
Stay at your location.

_________________________________
MARU: Okay, that's good. Slow, slow.
_________________________________

Good, good.
_________________________________

Careful!
_________________________________

Good. We're good!
_________________________________

Pinecone, get those straps off.
_________________________________

-Avalanche?

-Yes!
_________________________________

Push the ramp alongside

the access panel and be careful.
_________________________________

He'll be okay, right?
_________________________________

It's bad, but, Maru,

he's the best there is.
_________________________________

He'll make him better than new.
_________________________________

His hydraulics are completely fried.
_________________________________

He's losing fluids.
_________________________________

I gotta get him back to the garage, stat.
_________________________________

Dynamite, tow hook!
_________________________________

Coming right up.
_________________________________

I'm gonna need hydraulic

fluid from the shed.
_________________________________

Copy that.
_________________________________

-Blackout, we'll need another generator.

-I got it!
_________________________________

Try the main hangar.
_________________________________

-And grab another heat lamp!

-BLACKOUT: Yes, boss!
_________________________________

The surface burns are bad,
_________________________________

but the interior damage is repairable.
_________________________________

As long as we move quick,

we got a good chance.

_________________________________
(SNIFFLING)
_________________________________
(SHRIEKS)
_________________________________
(GROWLING)
_________________________________

What is your problem, Ralph?

I told you, don't follow me.
_________________________________

Friend?
_________________________________

Cut that out.
You're scaring me.
_________________________________

-Friend!
-Huh? Whoa!
_________________________________

-What the...?
-Friend?
_________________________________
-(GRUNTING)
-(YELPS)
_________________________________

RALPH CLONES: Friend!
_________________________________
(RALPH CLONES SHOUTING)
_________________________________

Sweet mother of Ralph!

_________________________________

NEWS ANCHOR: In breaking news,
_________________________________
the Internet
is under assault...

_________________________________
as a massive
denial-of-service attack...

_________________________________
crashes servers
across the web.

_________________________________
(RALPH CLONES GRUNTING)
_________________________________
The Wreck-It Ralph virus
_________________________________
is fast-moving
and destructive.

_________________________________
Friend? Huh? (GROWLS)
_________________________________
(GASPS)

_________________________________

(BOTH YELLING)

_________________________________

-(FOXY SUCKING)

-(GASPING)

_________________________________

Tic Tac?

_________________________________
Why did you take our child?

_________________________________

Hey, hey! Just... (GULPS)

Just hold on there, buddy!
_________________________________

My son did not take your kid!

_________________________________

You were the one that left him behind!

_________________________________

That's bad parenting!

And I should know!

_________________________________
Silence! (ECHOING)

_________________________________

Release the child!

_________________________________

-Okay.

-Okay, okay.

_________________________________

(SPUTTERING)

_________________________________
TINA: Sweetheart! Oh, Kirby,

I'm so happy to see you! My darling!

_________________________________

-(SIGHS) That was close.

-At least they're back together.

_________________________________

They got their kid.

_________________________________
You have violated
intergalactic law 90210!

_________________________________

A charge punishable

by immediate particle disintegration!

_________________________________

Oh, snap.

_________________________________

The volcano... She awakes!

_________________________________

Hey, I had nothing to do with it.

_________________________________

This here would be

a good place not to be.

_________________________________

No, wait. We got to get her back

or the whole city will die.

_________________________________

And if we don't get out of here, we'll die.

_________________________________

It's the only way to reverse this.

_________________________________

Just do it!

_________________________________
AUDREY: Milo, no!

_________________________________

Go!

_________________________________

Ah!

_________________________________

Whoa!

_________________________________
(RALPH CLONES GRUNTING)
_________________________________

Friend?
_________________________________
(RALPH CLONES GRUNTING)
_________________________________
Huh?
_________________________________

Experts are still trying to
understand who or what

_________________________________
the virus's intended
target may be.

_________________________________
Friend.
_________________________________

RALPH CLONES: Friend.
_________________________________
(SHOUTING)
_________________________________

Friend!
_________________________________
RALPH CLONES: Friend!

_________________________________

Fflewddur! Eilonwy!
_________________________________

Over here! Hurry!
_________________________________

Thank goodness you're safe.
_________________________________

Come on, Fflewddur. Hurry!

_________________________________
Run for your lives!
_________________________________

Come on. Jump.
_________________________________

(FFLEWDDUR EXCLAIMS)

_________________________________

Taran, look!
_________________________________

Quick. Get in.
_________________________________

Let's go.
_________________________________

Here. Push off, Fflewddur.
_________________________________

Uh-oh. Trouble.
_________________________________

Oh, we can't get through.

_________________________________
I'll try to open the gate.
_________________________________

Taran, be careful, please.

_________________________________

Hurry! Move on through.
_________________________________

EILONWY: Come on, Fflewddur. Hurry!
_________________________________

Oh, good work, lad.
Here, let me give you...
_________________________________

Look out!

_________________________________

Sora, are you really...
_________________________________
No. It can't be! I won't let him go!

_________________________________

ANSEM: So, you have
awakened at last, Princess.
_________________________________
The Keyhole is now complete.
You have served your purpose.
_________________________________
But now it's over.

_________________________________

Don't make another move!

_________________________________

Do you think we can stop him
all by ourselves?

_________________________________

I don't know!

_________________________________

Impossible...

_________________________________

No. You won't use me for this!

_________________________________

Riku!

_________________________________

You've got to run!
The Heartless are coming!

_________________________________
(DONALD QUACKING)
_________________________________

GOOFY: What about the Keyhole?

_________________________________

DONALD: Let's just get out of here!

_________________________________

(LAUGHING)

_________________________________

-(SPARKS CRACKLING)

-(GASPS)

_________________________________

Move, move, move!

This is a 54-23 in progress.

_________________________________

All right, everybody, clear out.

_________________________________

Secure the perimeter.

_________________________________

No child breach.

Repeat: no child breach.

_________________________________

You ruined our doors!

_________________________________

I've been working on my door

all semester!

_________________________________

Let's go, you two.

_________________________________

-You're alive!

-We are so glad you're safe.

_________________________________

Hey, wait!

_________________________________

What's going to happen to them?

_________________________________
ROZ: That's for the university
president to decide.

_________________________________

But you can be sure

we'll be watching these two.

_________________________________

Always watching.

_________________________________
_________________________________
November 2018 (later)
_________________________________

_________________________________

-Expelled?

-Yeah, we really messed up.

_________________________________

So, you're leaving?

_________________________________

Yeah, buddy. We have to go.

_________________________________

Harsh, man.

_________________________________

I'm sorry, guys.

You'd be in the Scaring program

_________________________________

right now if it wasn't for us.

_________________________________

What?

_________________________________

Well, (CHUCKLES) it is

the gosh-darnedest thing.

_________________________________

Hardscrabble's letting us

into the Scare program.

_________________________________

What?

_________________________________

She was impressed with

our performance in the games.

_________________________________

She invited us to join next semester!

_________________________________

(CHUCKLES) Congratulations, guys!

_________________________________

And that's not the only piece

of good news.

_________________________________

Sherrie and I are engaged!

_________________________________

Oh. Who is Sherrie?

_________________________________

(SIGHING) She's my mom.

_________________________________

Well, if it isn't my two favorite fellas!

_________________________________

Come here. Give me some sugar.

_________________________________

-Oh!

-(BOTH CHUCKLING)

_________________________________

Ugh! So uncomfortable.

_________________________________

Oh, come on, Scott.

_________________________________

I don't want you to think of me

as your new dad.

_________________________________

After all, we're fraternity brothers first.

_________________________________

This is so weird.

_________________________________
DON: Just think of me

as your big brother

_________________________________

that's marrying your mother.

_________________________________

Wait. Hold on.

_________________________________

We're brothers who share

the same mom slash wife.

_________________________________

That's worse.

_________________________________

Well, I guess we should be going now.

_________________________________

Promise me you'll keep in touch.

_________________________________

You're the scariest bunch

of monsters I have ever met.

_________________________________

Don't let anyone tell you different.

_________________________________

(ALL CHUCKLING)

_________________________________

So, what now?

_________________________________

You know, for the first time in my life,

I don't really have a plan.

_________________________________

You're the great Mike Wazowski.

You'll come up with something.

_________________________________

I think it's time I leave the greatness

to other monsters.

_________________________________

I'm okay just being okay.

_________________________________

So long, Sull.

_________________________________

So long.

_________________________________

DUSTY: How is he?
_________________________________

He's resting now.
_________________________________

Oh.
_________________________________

I've done everything I can.
_________________________________

(SIGHS)
_________________________________

Do you think he's gonna be...
_________________________________

Look, Dusty, don't blame yourself.
_________________________________

He should have left me out there.
_________________________________

Nah.
_________________________________

That ain't Blade's style.
_________________________________

Especially since

what happened to Nick.
_________________________________

Nick?
_________________________________

You mean Nick Loopin' Lopez

from the TV show?
_________________________________

MARU:

It was just a routine day on the set.
_________________________________

And Nick, he was doing
_________________________________

his trademark loop for a stunt scene.
_________________________________

But there was this freak crosswind.
_________________________________

Blade was the first one on the scene...
_________________________________

But he didn't know what to do.
_________________________________

His best friend was gone.
_________________________________

And Blade thought

his life was over, too.
_________________________________

But he didn't give up.
_________________________________

He got trained, got certified,

and came here.
_________________________________

Blade, he used to pretend to save lives.
_________________________________

Now, he saves them for real.

_________________________________

Okay, you guys, she fell for it.

_________________________________

Looks like the coast is clear.

_________________________________
WILBUR: Girls? Girls, I'm here!

_________________________________

(CHUCKLING) Where are you,

you little chickees, you?

_________________________________

Wilbur?

_________________________________

Wilbur!

_________________________________

(SCREAMS)

_________________________________

Don't ever do that to me again!

_________________________________

Boy, I lost a lot of feathers on that one.

_________________________________

Wilbur, am I glad to see you!

_________________________________

-Help me with these eggs, will you?

-Sure.

_________________________________

Wait a minute, what the heck

are you doing up here?

_________________________________

The kidnapper took the boy and Jake.

Miss Bianca.

_________________________________

Miss Bianca's in trouble? Whoa!

_________________________________

That's terrible! We gotta do something!

Bernard, I'm disappointed in you.

_________________________________

Hiding under a nest

while Bianca needs help.

_________________________________

-I gotta talk to you, mister.

-Wilbur.

_________________________________

You should start searching the desert

for her, and I'll scan the coastline!

_________________________________

That's what I'll do.

Ask the chicks on the beach.

_________________________________

What?

_________________________________

Listen! There's some chicks

here that need help.

_________________________________

Really?

_________________________________

Oh, no. Wait a minute. Hold it.

_________________________________

I know what you're thinking,

and you're wrong. Don't even, no.

_________________________________

Don't look at me! You're getting "no."

Understand?

_________________________________

I will not ever sit on those eggs!

_________________________________

Aw, nuts! (SIGHS)

_________________________________

Gotta learn to be more assertive.

No is no is no.

_________________________________

Hey, quit moving in there!

_________________________________

Kairi, hurry!

_________________________________

I can't leave them behind!

_________________________________

We can't stay here!

_________________________________

A Heartless is after us!

_________________________________

I'll take care of him!

_________________________________

-Wazowski!

-(SCREAMS)

_________________________________

-Whoa!

-Stop the bus!

_________________________________

(BRAKES SCREECHING)

_________________________________

Are you crazy?

_________________________________

(PANTING) Mike,

_________________________________

I don't know a single Scarer

who can do what you do.

_________________________________

I know, everyone sees us together,

_________________________________

they think I'm the one running the show,

but the truth is,

_________________________________

I've been riding your coattails

since day one!

_________________________________

You made the deal with Hardscrabble.

_________________________________

You took a hopeless team

and made them champions.

_________________________________

All I did was catch a pig!

_________________________________

Technically, I caught the pig.

_________________________________

Exactly! And you think you're just okay?

_________________________________

You pulled off the biggest Scare

this school has ever seen!

_________________________________

-That wasn't me!

-That was you!

_________________________________

You think I could have done that

without you?

_________________________________

I didn't even bring a pencil

on the first day of school.

_________________________________

Mike, you're not scary. Not even a little.

_________________________________

But you are fearless.

_________________________________

And if Hardscrabble can't see that,

then she can just...

_________________________________

I can just what?

_________________________________

Careful, Mr. Sullivan.

I was just warming up to you.

_________________________________

Sorry.

_________________________________

Well, gentlemen,

_________________________________

it seems you made the front page again.

_________________________________

The two of you did something together

_________________________________

that no one has ever done before.

_________________________________

You surprised me.

_________________________________

Perhaps I should keep an eye out

for more surprises

_________________________________

like you in my program.

_________________________________

But as far as the two of you

are concerned

_________________________________

there is nothing I can do for you now.

_________________________________

Except, perhaps, wish you luck.

_________________________________

And, Mr. Wazowski,

keep surprising people.

_________________________________

Confounded Heartless! Get lost, will ya?

_________________________________

Sora?
_________________________________
Is that you?

_________________________________

Uh-oh!

_________________________________

This time, I'll protect you.

_________________________________
Sora!

_________________________________
-(DONALD EXCLAIMS)

-Kairi!

_________________________________

SORA: Kairi, thank you.

_________________________________

Sora...

_________________________________

BOTH: Sora!

_________________________________
(ROARING)
_________________________________

Go! Now!

_________________________________

Come with us!

_________________________________

I told you before,
I'm not leaving without Belle.
_________________________________
Now, go! The Heartless are coming!

_________________________________

All right. Let's get out of here.

_________________________________
_________________________________
November 2018 (later)
_________________________________

_________________________________
-(TV PLAYING)
-DASH: Hey, Dad.
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We're doing fractions
and denismals and percentages
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and I don't get 'em.
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Aren't you...
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Didn't we get all caught up?
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Yeah, we were caught up...
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and now we're doing fractions
and percentages and demicels.
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Decimals.
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NEWS ANCHOR: (ON TV) ...the
addition of the Incredibile,
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the super car...
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once driven by superhero,
Mr. Incredible.
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It's the kind of thing you buy
when you have everything else.
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They said it was
beyond repair.
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VICTOR CATCHET: Hey,
it was in perfect condition.
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You used to drive that?
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They said it was destroyed.
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Long thought lost
or destroyed,
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the famous car
turned up at a private auction.
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They said it was...
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That's my car!
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-(TV CONTINUES PLAYING)
-(GRUNTS)
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(COUGHING)
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Stupid water feature!
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This car is just loaded
with amazing gadgets.
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Care to demonstrate?
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I'd love to,
but we haven't figured out
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how to make them work yet.
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(BOTH GASP)
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-Wow! It works?
-(PEOPLE ON TV SCREAMING)
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Huh?
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What are you doing?
This is not a toy!
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That's a rocket launcher!
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Sweet! Which one launches
the rocket?
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Hey!
This is not your car!
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It's not your car, either!
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It is so!
It's the Incredibile.
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-Why's that guy have it?
-He shouldn't!
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Launch the rockets!
Launch the rockets!
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Launch the rockets!
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-I'm not launching anything!
-I wanna blow it up!
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Do you think I want
an angry rich guy...
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coming after me right now...
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-when I'm trying not to...
-WOMAN: (ON TV) I'm not sure
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-what happened her, Mark.
-....distract your mother.
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But everyone here
has scattered
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and I'm afraid I'll need
to move at any minute.
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(GROANS) Rich guy got my car.
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So, you're not gonna
steal your car
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back from a rich guy?
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-(SNEEZES)
-(BOB GASPS)
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(OBJECTS CLATTERING)
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(VIOLET SCREAMING)
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What the heck is that?
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(GROWLING)
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-(LAUGHING)
-(SIGHS)
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Jack-Jack has powers?
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Well, yeah, but...
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-You knew about this?

-Yeah.
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-VIOLET: Why didn't you tell us?

-I don't know.
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We're your kids.
We need to know these things.

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-Did you tell Mom?

-No.
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-Why not?

-Your mother is not...
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You'd want us to tell you,
wouldn't you?
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-Why would you not tell Mom?

-Because I didn't wanna...
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What?
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-Come on, man.
-Because it's not the time.
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-Why?

-Because...
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So uncool!
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Because I'm formulating, okay?
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I'm taking in information,
I'm processing!
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I'm doing the math,
I'm fixing the boyfriend...
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and keeping the baby
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from turning into
a flaming monster!
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How do I do it?
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By rolling with
the punches, baby!
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I eat thunder
and crap lightning, okay?
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'Cause I'm Mr. Incredible!
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Not Mr. So-So
or Mr. Mediocre-Guy.
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Mr. Incredible!
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(JACK-JACK CHUCKLES)
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We should call Lucius.
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No. I can handle it.
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-There's no way I'm gonna...
-(SNEEZES)
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(BOB GASPS)
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(YELLING)
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(JACK-JACK SCREAMING)
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Dada.
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I'm calling Lucius.
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-(TV PLAYING)
-(LAUGHING)
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Looks normal to me.
When did this start happening?
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Since Helen got the job.
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-I assume she knows.
-Are you kidding?
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I can't tell her about this,
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not while she's doing
hero work!
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Mama!
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ELASTIGIRL: (ON TV)
Girls, come on.

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Leave the saving of the world
to the men?

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-I don't think so.
-Mama!
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I've got to succeed!
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So she can succeed.
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-So we can succeed!
-I get it, Bob!
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I get it. When was
the last time you slept?
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Who keeps track of that?
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Besides, he's a baby.
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I can handle it,
I got this handled.
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So, you good, then?
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You got everything
under control, right?
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(JACK-JACK GURGLING)
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What the...?
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(JACK-JACK BABBLING
FROM OTHR DIMENSION)
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Cookie! Cha Cha want a cookie?
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Num-num cookie?
Cha Cha wanna num-num?
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Num-num cookie! Cookie!
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-You're not...
-Cookie!
_________________________________
-Oh, my God!
-Cookie!
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Cookie? Cookie!
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-Dada! Dada. Dada.
-LUCIUS: Whoa.
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Okay! Okay.
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So, he can still
hear you from the...
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From the other dimension,
yeah.
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That is freaky.
I mean, that's not like...
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Not like our other kids.
No, it is not.
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-Full powers, totally random.
-(GURGLING)
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So now, he's what? Is he good?
_________________________________
Yeah, you'd think so, right?
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Obviously, I can't keep
giving him cookies!
_________________________________
-Uh-uh?
-But if I stop...
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(GROWLING)
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Ahhh! He is freaking!
Again, he is freaking!
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No biting the daddy!
_________________________________
What the...?
-No biting!
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-(CRYING)
-Okay.
_________________________________
I think I just need
a little bit of me time.
_________________________________
Then I'll be good to go.
_________________________________
Oh, you need
more than me time, Bob.
_________________________________
You need
major life realignment
_________________________________
on a number of levels.
_________________________________
Starting with
baby super freak here!
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You need some solid,
outside-the-box thinking.

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Galbaki?
_________________________________

Elastigirl's supersuit
is by Galbaki?
_________________________________

Explain yourself!
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(JACK-JACK CRYING)
_________________________________

Oh, my God.
You're worse than I thought.
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It's the baby.
I brought the baby.
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(JACK-JACK SQUEALS)
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Oh, highly unusual.
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You look ghastly, Robert.
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I haven't been sleeping.
_________________________________

I broke my daughter,
they keep changing math...

_________________________________

we needed double-A batteries,
but I got triple-A's.
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and now we still need
double-A batteries.
_________________________________

I put one red thing
in a load of whites
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and now everything's pink.
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And I think we need eggs.
_________________________________

Done properly,
parenting is a heroic act.
_________________________________

Done properly.
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I am fortunate that it has
never affected me.
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But you do not come to me
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for eggs and batteries,
Robert.
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I design herowear
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and Elastigirl
must have a new suit!
_________________________________

(SIGHS) Actually,
it's Jack-Jack.
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You also wish
a new suit for the baby?
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I would hardly classify
this as an emergency.
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Well, it's a special case.
Worth studying.

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If I could just leave him
with you for a while...

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Leave him? Here?
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I'm not a baby person,
Robert.
_________________________________

I have no baby facilties.
I am an artist.

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I do not involve myself in

the prosaic day-to-day to...
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day.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Fascinating!
_________________________________

Are you seeing this, Robert?
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Dada.
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(SNEEZES)
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(SCREAMING)
_________________________________

-(GIGGLING)
-Oh, my God!
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Yes!
_________________________________

Of course you can leave
the baby overnight.
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I'm sure filling in for Helen
is challenging,

_________________________________
and you are very tired...
_________________________________

and the other children
need you
_________________________________
and miss you,
and you must go to them.
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Auntie Edna will take care
of everything...
_________________________________

so drive safely and goodbye.
I enjoy our visits.

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"Auntie Edna"?
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Well, Joanna, it looks like Lady Luck

has finally decided to smile on us.

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Everything's going our way.

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CODY: You can't do this!

You're gonna get in big trouble!

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I'll tell the rangers where you are!

_________________________________

I almost forgot.

_________________________________

We got a loose end to tie up,

haven't we, girl?

_________________________________

Now, now, Cody, we mustn't lose hope.

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-Bernard is still out there.

-That's right!

_________________________________

If anyone can get us

out of this scrape, it's old Berno!

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-Nice bluff, Miss B.

-I wasn't bluffing.

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You don't know Bernard like I do.

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He'll never give up.

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