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Moana (Thanksgiving Week)
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November 2016
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(MICKEY MOUSE MARCH PLAYING)
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Ahem!
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November 2016
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(MICKEY MOUSE MARCH PLAYING)
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Ahem!
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Good morning, Your Majesty.
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It's nice to see you this morn...
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What!
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It's nice to see you this morn...
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What!
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(CRAZY QUACKING)
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Wake up, Goofy, wake up!
This is serious!
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(SNORING)
This is serious!
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(SNORING)
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-(QUACKS)
-Whoa!
-(QUACKS)
-Whoa!
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Hey there, Donald. Good morning.
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We've got a problem, Goofy!
But don't tell anyone...
But don't tell anyone...
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Queen Minnie?
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-Not even the queen.
-Daisy?
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(QUACKS) No, it's top secret!
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Good morning, ladies.
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What?
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(DAISY CLEARS THROAT)
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(LAUGHS)
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(DAISY CLEARS THROAT)
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(LAUGHS)
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Moana (Thanksgiving Week)
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GRAMMA: In the beginning...
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there was only ocean...
there was only ocean...
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until the mother island emerged.
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Te Fiti.
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Her heart held the greatest power
ever known.
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It could create life itself.
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And Te Fiti shared it with the world.
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But in time...
But in time...
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some began to seek Te Fiti's heart.
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They believed
if they could possess it...
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the great power of creation
would be theirs.
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And one day...
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the most daring of them all...
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voyaged across the vast ocean
to take it.
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He was a demigod of the wind and sea.
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He was a warrior.
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A trickster.
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A shapeshifter who
could change form...
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with the power of his magical fish hook.
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And his name...
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was Maui.
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(CHUCKLES)
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(RUMBLING)
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But without her heart,
Te Fiti began to crumble...
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giving birth to a terrible darkness.
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Maui tried to escape...
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but was confronted by another
who sought the heart.
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Te Kā!
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A demon of earth and fire.
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Maui was struck from the sky...
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never to be seen again.
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And his magical fish hook
And his magical fish hook
and the heart of Te Fiti...
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were lost to the sea.
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Where, even now...
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1,000 years later...
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Te Kā and the demons of the deep...
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still hunt for the heart.
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Hiding in a darkness
that will continue to spread...
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chasing away our fish...
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draining the life
from island after island...
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until every one of us is devoured...
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by the bloodthirsty jaws...
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of inescapable death!
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(WAILING)
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But one day...
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the heart will be found...
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by someone who will journey
beyond our reef...
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find Maui...
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deliver him across the great ocean...
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to restore Te Fiti's heart...
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and save us all.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Thank you, Mother. That's enough.
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Papa.
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No one goes outside the reef.
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We are safe here. There is no darkness.
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There are no monsters.
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Monsters!
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-There's no monsters, no monsters...
-It's the darkness!
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No, there is nothing beyond our reef,
but storms and rough seas.
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I'm gonna throw up.
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TUI: As long as we stay
on our very safe island...
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we'll be fine.
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GRAMMA: The legends are true.
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Someone will have to go.
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TUI: Mother, Motunui is paradise.
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Who would want to go anywhere else?
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(BIRDS SCREECHING)
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Shoo, shoo!
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(EXCLAIMING)
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(ETHEREAL WHISPERING)
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(GIGGLING)
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(GIGGLING)
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TUI: Moana!
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There you are, Moana.
What are you doing? You scared me.
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What? I wanna's go back.
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I know, I know.
But you don't go out there.
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It's dangerous.
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Moana, come on.
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Let's go back to the village.
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You are the next great chief
of our people.
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And you will do wondrous things,
my little minnow.
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Oh, yes. But first, you must learn
where you're meant to be.
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Moana
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Make way, make way
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Moana, it's time you knew
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The village of Motunui is all you need
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The dancers are practicing
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They dance to an ancient song
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Who needs a new song
This old one's all we need
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This tradition is our mission
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And Moana, there's so much to do
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Don't trip on the taro root
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That's all you need
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We share everything we make
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We joke and we weave our baskets
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The fishermen come back from the sea
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I wanna see
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Don't walk away
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Moana, stay on the ground now
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Our people will need a chief
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-And there you are
-There you are
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There comes a day
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When you're gonna look around
And realize happiness is
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Where you are
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Consider the coconut
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-The what
-Consider its tree
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We use each part of the coconut
It's all we need
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We make our nets from the fibers
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The water is sweet inside
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We use the leaves to build fires
We cook up the meat inside
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Consider the coconuts
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The trunks and the leaves
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The island gives us what we need
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And no one leaves
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That's right, we stay
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We're safe and we're well-provided
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And when we look to the future
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There you are
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You'll be okay
You'll be okay
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In time you'll learn just as I did
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You must find happiness
right where you are
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I like to dance with the water
I like to dance with the water
The undertow and the waves
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The water is mischievous
Ha! I like how it misbehaves
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The village may think I'm crazy
Or say that I drift too far
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But once you know what you like
Well, there you are
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You are your father's daughter
Stubbornness and pride
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Mind what he says but remember
You may hear a voice inside
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And if the voice starts to whisper
To follow the farthest star
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Moana, that voice inside
is who you are
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-Uh-huh.
-Dad!
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I was only looking at the boats.
I wasn't gonna get on 'em.
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(SIGHS)
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Come on.
There's something I need to show you.
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I've wanted to bring you here from
the moment you opened your eyes.
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This is a sacred place.
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A place of chiefs.
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There will come a time...
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when you will stand on this peak
and place a stone on this mountain.
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Like I did. Like my father did.
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And his father, and every chief
that has ever been.
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And on that day...
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when you add your stone...
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you will raise this whole island higher.
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You are the future of our people, Moana.
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And they are not out there.
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They are right here.
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It's time to be who they need you to be.
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-We make our nets from the fibers
-We weave our nets from the fibers
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-The water is sweet inside
-A real tasty treat inside
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-We use the leaves to build fires
-We sing these songs in our choirs
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-To cook up the meat inside
-We have mouths to feed inside
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-The village believes in us
-That's right
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The village believes
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The island gives us what we need
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And no one leaves
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So here I'll stay
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My home, my people beside me
And when I think of tomorrow
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There we are
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I'll lead the way
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I'll have my people to guide me
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We'll build our future together
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Where we are
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'Cause every path leads ya back to
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Where you are
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You can find happiness right
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Where you are
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Where you are
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And every storm, this roof leaks,
no matter how many fronds I add.
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MOANA: Fixed!
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Not the fronds.
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-Wind shifted the post.
-Ah!
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-Mmm! That's good pork!
-(PUA GRUNTING)
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Oh! I didn't mean... I wasn't...
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(CLEARS THROAT) What?
They're calling me, so I gotta... Bye!
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VILLAGER: Ow! Ow! Ow!
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You're doing great.
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Is it done yet?
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(CONTINUES SCREAMING)
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So close.
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(DRUM BEATS PLAYING)
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I'm curious about that chicken
eating the rock.
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He seems to lack the basic intelligence
required for pretty much everything.
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Should we maybe just cook him?
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Sometimes our strengths lie
beneath the surface.
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Far beneath in some cases.
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But I'm sure there's more to Heihei
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-than meets the eye.
-(HEIHEI CAWING)
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It's the harvest.
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This morning,
I was husking the coconuts and...
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Well...
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we should clear the diseased trees
and we will start a new grove.
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There.
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Thanks, Moana.
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She's doing great.
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This suits you.
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FISHERMAN: Chief?
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(PANTING)
There's something you need to see.
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Our traps in the east lagoon...
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they're pulling up less and less fish.
_________________________________
Then we'll rotate the fishing grounds.
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Uh, we have. There's no fish.
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Oh. Then we'll fish
the far side of the island.
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We tried.
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The windward side.
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And the leeward side, the shallows,
the channel.
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We've tried the whole lagoon.
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They're just gone.
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TUI:
Have you tried using a different bait?
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FISHERMAN: I don't think it's the bait.
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There's no fish.
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It seems like
it's getting worse and worse.
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TUI: Of course, I understand
you have reason for concern.
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I will talk to the council.
I'm sure we...
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What if we fish beyond the reef?
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No one goes beyond the reef.
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I know. But if there are no fish
in the lagoon...
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-Moana.
-And there's a whole ocean.
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We have one rule.
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An old rule, when there were fish.
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-A rule that keeps us safe...
-But Dad, I...
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instead of endangering our people
so you can run right back to the water.
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(EXHALES)
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(HUFFING)
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Every time I think you're past this...
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No one goes beyond the reef!
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Well, it's not like you said it
in front of your dad.
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Standing on a boat.
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I didn't say go beyond the reef,
because I want to be on the ocean.
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But you still do.
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(MOANA SIGHS)
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-He's hard on you because...
-Because he doesn't get me.
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Because he was you.
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Drawn to the ocean.
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Down by the shore.
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He took a canoe, Moana.
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He crossed the reef...
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and found an unforgiving sea.
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Waves like mountains.
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His best friend begged
to be on that boat.
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Your dad couldn't save him.
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He's hoping he can save you.
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Sometimes...
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who we wish we were,
what we wish we could do...
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it's just not meant to be.
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I've been staring
at the edge of the water
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Long as I can remember
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Never really knowing why
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I wish I could be the perfect daughter
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But I come back to the water
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No matter how hard I try
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Every turn I take
Every trail I track
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Every path I make
Every road leads back
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To the place I know
Where I cannot go
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Where I long to be
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See the line where the
sky meets the sea
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It calls me
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And no one knows
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How far it goes
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If the wind in my sail on the sea
Stays behind me
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One day I'll know
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If I go, there's just no telling
how far I'll go
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I know everybody on this island
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Seems so happy on this island
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Everything is by design
Everything is by design
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(SQUEALS)
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I know everybody on this island
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Has a role on this island
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So maybe I can roll with mine
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I can lead with pride
I can make us strong
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I'll be satisfied
If I play along
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But the voice inside
Sings a different song
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What is wrong with me
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See the light as it shines on the sea
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It's blinding
_________________________________
But no one knows
_________________________________
How deep it goes
_________________________________
And it seems like it's calling out to me
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So come find me
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And let me know
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What's beyond that line
Will I cross that line
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The line where the sky meets the sea
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It calls me
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And no one knows
_________________________________
How far it goes
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If the wind in my sail on the sea
stays behind me
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One day I'll know
One day I'll know
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How far I'll go
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Whoa.
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We're okay, Pua.
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I can do this.
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(EXHALES)
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There's more fish beyond the reef.
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There's more beyond the reef.
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(PUA SQUEALING)
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Not so bad.
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(GASPS)
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-(PUA SQUEALING FRANTICALLY)
-Pua!
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(COUGHING)
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(GASPING)
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(PUA SQUEALING)
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(WINCES)
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Whatever just happened...
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blame it on the pig.
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Gramma.
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Are you gonna tell Dad?
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I'm his mom.
I don't have to tell him anything.
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He was right.
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About going out there.
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It's time to put my stone
on the mountain.
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Okay. Well, then, head on back.
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Put that stone up there.
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Why aren't you trying
to talk me out of it?
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You said that's what you wanted.
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It is.
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(GRAMMA HUMMING)
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GRAMMA: When I die...
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I'm going to come back as one of these.
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Or I chose the wrong tattoo.
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Why are you acting weird?
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I'm the village crazy lady.
That's my job.
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If there's something you want to tell me,
just tell me!
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Is there something you wanna tell me?
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Is there something you want to hear?
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You've been told
all our people's stories...
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but one.
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What is this place?
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Do you really think
our ancestors stayed within the reef?
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(GASPS)
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Ooh!
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MOANA: What's in there?
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The answer to the question
you keep asking yourself.
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Who are you meant to be?
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Go inside...
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bang the drum...
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and find out.
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(GASPS)
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Whoa.
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Oh.
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Bang the drum.
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(DRUM BEAT ECHOING)
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(GASPS)
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(YELPS)
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(ETHEREAL VOICES ECHOING)
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(SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
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We read the wind and the sky
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When the sun is high
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We sail the length of the seas
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On the ocean breeze
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At night we name every star
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We know where we are
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We know who we are
Who we are
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We set a course to find
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A brand new island
everywhere we roam
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We keep our island in our mind
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And when it's time to find home
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We know the way
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We are explorers reading every sign
_________________________________
We tell the stories of our elders
In a never-ending chain
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We know the way
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We were voyagers.
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We were voyagers!
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We were voyagers! We were voyagers!
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We were voyagers!
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Why'd we stop?
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Maui.
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When he stole from the mother island,
darkness fell.
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Te Kā awoke.
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Monsters lurked
and boats stopped coming back.
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To protect our people,
To protect our people,
the ancient chiefs forbid voyaging...
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and now we have forgotten who we are.
_________________________________
And the darkness
has continued to spread...
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chasing away our fish...
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draining the life...
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from island after island.
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Our island.
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But, one day...
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someone will journey beyond our reef,
find Maui...
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deliver him across the great ocean...
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to restore the heart of Te Fiti.
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I was there that day.
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The ocean chose you.
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I thought it was a dream.
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(YELPS)
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Nope!
_________________________________
Our ancestors
believed Maui lies there...
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at the bottom of his hook.
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Follow it, and you will find him.
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But why would it choose me?
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I don't even know
how to make it past the reef.
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But I know who does!
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(SIGHS)
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VILLAGER 1: The crops
are turning black.
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VILLAGER 2: What about the fish?
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VILLAGER 3:
This is happening all over the island.
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-Please, please settle down.
-What are you going to do?
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We will dig new fields.
We will find a way to...
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We can stop the darkness!
Save our island!
_________________________________
There's a cavern of boats.
_________________________________
Huge canoes.
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We can take them, find Maui,
make him restore the heart.
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We were voyagers.
We can voyage again!
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You told me to help our people.
_________________________________
This is how we help our people.
_________________________________
Dad?
_________________________________
What are you doing?
_________________________________
I should've burned those boats
a long time ago!
_________________________________
No! Don't!
_________________________________
We have to find Maui.
We have to restore the heart!
_________________________________
There is no heart!
_________________________________
This is just a rock!
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No!
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(HORN BLOWING)
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Chief! It's your mother!
_________________________________
Mother...
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TUI: What can be done?
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(VILLAGERS TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
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(WEAKLY) Go.
_________________________________
Gramma.
_________________________________
Go.
_________________________________
Not now. I can't.
_________________________________
You must!
_________________________________
The ocean chose you.
_________________________________
Follow the fish hook.
_________________________________
Gramma...
_________________________________
And when you find Maui...
_________________________________
you grab him by the ear. You say...
_________________________________
"I am Moana of Motunui.
_________________________________
"You will board my boat...
_________________________________
"sail across the sea...
_________________________________
"and restore the heart of Te Fiti."
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(VOICE BREAKING) I can't leave you.
_________________________________
There is nowhere you could go
that I won't be with you.
_________________________________
Go!
_________________________________
There's a line
where the sky meets the sea
_________________________________
And it calls me
_________________________________
But no one knows
_________________________________
How far it goes
_________________________________
All that time wondering where I need
to be is behind me
_________________________________
I'm on my own
_________________________________
To worlds unknown
_________________________________
Every turn I take
Every trail I track
_________________________________
Is a choice I make
_________________________________
Now I can't turn back
from the great unknown
_________________________________
Where I go alone
Where I long to be
_________________________________
See her light up the night in the sea
_________________________________
She calls me
_________________________________
And yes, I know
_________________________________
That I can go
_________________________________
There's a moon in the sky
And the wind is behind me
_________________________________
Soon I'll know
_________________________________
How far I'll go
_________________________________
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November 2016 (later)
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_________________________________November 2016 (later)
_________________________________
Hey, did it work, Miss Sally?
_________________________________
Did you set him straight
_________________________________
with your lawyerly powers
of persuasion?
of persuasion?
_________________________________
Is he ready to start training?
_________________________________
Well, Stinky... Stickers?
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Yes, Mater, I am.
_________________________________
Whoo-hoo!
_________________________________
I decide when I'm done.
_________________________________
I was hoping you'd say that.
_________________________________
Okay, but I got an idea.
_________________________________
And I'm gonna need to talk
to Rusty and Dusty, all right?
to Rusty and Dusty, all right?
_________________________________
Oh, I'll get them on the horn.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) Get it? On the horn?
_________________________________
(HONKS AND LAUGHS)
_________________________________
Oops. Hold on. Got to sneeze.
(GASPING)
_________________________________
Dadgum, I lost it.
Hey, I'll see you at Flo's.
Hey, I'll see you at Flo's.
_________________________________
(SNEEZES LOUDLY)
_________________________________
I found it.
_________________________________
Hey, watch your step.
_________________________________
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November–December 2016
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_________________________________
_________________________________
November–December 2016
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_________________________________
(INSTRUMENTAL CELTIC
MUSIC PLAYING)
_________________________________
NARRATOR: On the clearest of nights,
_________________________________
when the winds of the Etherium
were calm and peaceful,
_________________________________
(SHIP CREAKING)
_________________________________
the great merchant ships,
_________________________________
with their cargoes
of Arcturian solar crystals,
_________________________________
felt safe and secure.
_________________________________
Little did they suspect
that they were pursued by
_________________________________
pirates.
_________________________________
And the most feared of all these pirates
_________________________________
was the notorious
Captain Nathaniel Flint.
_________________________________
Fire!
_________________________________
(ALL GASPING)
_________________________________
Aah!
_________________________________
Like a Candarian zaftwing
overtaking its prey...
_________________________________
SARAH: James Pleiades Hawkins.
_________________________________
I thought you were asleep an hour ago.
_________________________________
Mom, I was just getting to the best part.
_________________________________
Please?
_________________________________
Oh! Can those eyes get any bigger?
_________________________________
Scootch over.
_________________________________
NARRATOR:
...like a Candarian zaftwing
_________________________________
overtaking its prey,
_________________________________
Flint and his band of renegades
_________________________________
swooped in out of nowhere.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING EVILLY)
_________________________________
And then, gathering up their spoils,
_________________________________
vanished without a trace.
_________________________________
-Ooh!
-Ooh!
_________________________________
NARRATOR: Flint's secret trove
was never found,
_________________________________
but stories have persisted
that it remains hidden
_________________________________
somewhere at the farthest
reaches of the galaxy,
_________________________________
stowed with riches
beyond imagination,
_________________________________
the loot of a thousand worlds,
_________________________________
-Treasure Planet.
-Treasure Planet.
_________________________________
Okay. Blow your nose.
_________________________________
(HONKING)
_________________________________
How do you think
Captain Flint did it, Mom?
_________________________________
How'd he swoop in out of nowhere
and vanished without a trace?
_________________________________
I have no idea.
_________________________________
Come here, you...
_________________________________
I'm gonna get...
(BLOWING RASPBERRY)
_________________________________
(GIGGLING)
_________________________________
Okay, now it's time for
this little spacer to go to sleep.
_________________________________
You think somebody'll
ever find Treasure Planet?
_________________________________
Sweetheart, I think it's more
_________________________________
like a legend.
_________________________________
I know it's real.
_________________________________
You win. It's real.
_________________________________
-Nighty-night, Mom.
-Nighty-night, sweetheart.
_________________________________
I love you.
_________________________________
Love you, too.
_________________________________
_________________________________
NARRATOR: Long ago,
in the faraway land of ancient Greece,
_________________________________
there was a golden age of powerful
there was a golden age of powerful
gods and extraordinary heroes.
_________________________________
And the greatest and strongest of all
these heroes was the mighty Hercules.
_________________________________
But what is the measure of a true hero?
_________________________________
-That is what our story is...
-Will you listen to him?
_________________________________
He's makin' the story sound like
some Greek tragedy.
_________________________________
-Lighten up, dude.
-We'll take it from here, darling.
_________________________________
NARRATOR: You go, girl.
_________________________________
We are the Muses, goddesses of
the arts and proclaimers of heroes.
_________________________________
Heroes like Hercules.
_________________________________
Honey, you mean "Hunk-ules."
_________________________________
Ooh, I'd like to make
some sweet music with him...
_________________________________
Our story actually begins long before
Hercules, many aeons ago.
_________________________________
Ah
_________________________________
Back when the world was new
_________________________________
The planet Earth was down on its luck
_________________________________
And everywhere gigantic brutes
called Titans ran amok
_________________________________
It was a nasty place
_________________________________
There was a mess
wherever you stepped
_________________________________
Where chaos reigned and the
earthquakes and volcanoes never slept
_________________________________
Say it, girlfriend!
_________________________________
And then along came Zeus
_________________________________
-He hurled his thunderbolt
-CHORUS: He zapped
_________________________________
-Locked those suckers in a vault
-They're trapped
_________________________________
And on his own
stopped chaos in its tracks
_________________________________
And that's the gospel truth
_________________________________
The guy was too "Type A" to just relax
_________________________________
And that's the world's first dish
_________________________________
Yeah, baby.
_________________________________
Zeus tamed the globe
Zeus tamed the globe
while still in his youth
_________________________________
Though, honey it may seem impossible
_________________________________
That's the gospel truth
_________________________________
On Mount Olympus life was neat
And smooth as sweet vermouth
_________________________________
Although, honey
it may seem impossible
_________________________________
That's the gospel truth
_________________________________
CHORUS: Ah, ah
_________________________________
-Yeah, yeah
-Ah, ah
_________________________________
Hey, hey, hey
_________________________________
Ah, ah
_________________________________
Hey, yeah
_________________________________
(CHORUS HARMONISING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(CHATTERING)
_________________________________
(GASPING) Hercules!
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) Behave yourself.
_________________________________
(GURGLING)
_________________________________
Look at this.
_________________________________
Look how cute he is.
_________________________________
-(BABBLING)
-(COOING)
_________________________________
Hah!
_________________________________
Oh, he's strong like his dad, hmm?
_________________________________
Whoa! Excuse me! Hot stuff coming
through! Excuse me. One side, Ares.
_________________________________
Why, Hermes, they're lovely.
_________________________________
Yeah, you know,
I had Orpheus do the arrangement.
_________________________________
Isn't that too nutty?
_________________________________
Fabulous party. You know,
_________________________________
I haven't seen this much love in a room
since Narcissus discovered himself.
_________________________________
(KISSING SOUNDS)
_________________________________
Dear, keep those away from the baby.
_________________________________
He won't hurt himself.
_________________________________
Let the kid have a little fun.
_________________________________
(GODS GASPING)
_________________________________
On behalf of my son,
_________________________________
I want to thank you all
for your wonderful gifts!
_________________________________
What about our gift, dear?
_________________________________
Well, let's see here. We'll take...
Hmm, yes.
_________________________________
A little cirrus
and, hmm, a touch of nimbostratus
_________________________________
and a dash of cumulus.
_________________________________
(SQUEAKS)
_________________________________
(HONKS)
_________________________________
His name is Pegasus,
_________________________________
and he's all yours, son.
_________________________________
(HIGH-PITCHED WHINNY)
_________________________________
(GODS SIGHING)
_________________________________
Mind his head.
_________________________________
He's so tiny.
_________________________________
(YAWNS)
_________________________________
My boy.
_________________________________
My little Hercules.
_________________________________
HADES: How sentimental.
_________________________________
You know,
I haven't been this choked up
_________________________________
since I got a hunk of moussaka
caught in my throat! Huh?
_________________________________
So is this an audience or a mosaic?
_________________________________
Hey, how you doin'?
Lookin' good. Nice dress.
_________________________________
So, Hades, you finally made it.
How are things in the underworld?
_________________________________
Well, they're just fine.
You know, a little dark, a little gloomy.
_________________________________
And, as always,
hey, full of dead people.
_________________________________
What are you gonna do?
_________________________________
There's the little sunspot.
Little snootchie.
_________________________________
And here is a sucker
for the little sucker, eh?
_________________________________
Here you go. Ya just...
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
-Sheesh.
-(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Uh, powerful little tyke.
_________________________________
Come on, Hades. Don't be such a stiff.
Join the celebration!
_________________________________
Hey.
_________________________________
Love to, babe, but unlike you gods
lounging about up here,
_________________________________
I regrettably have a full-time gig
_________________________________
that you, by the way,
so charitably bestowed on me, Zeus.
_________________________________
So, can't. Love to, but can't.
_________________________________
You ought to slow down.
You'll work yourself to death.
_________________________________
Hah! Work yourself to death!
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(CROWD LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Oh, I kill myself!
_________________________________
(FAKE LAUGH) If only. If only.
_________________________________
If there's one god you don't want to
get steamed up, it's Hades.
_________________________________
'Cause he had an evil plan.
_________________________________
(SINGING) He ran the underworld
(SINGING) He ran the underworld
_________________________________
But thought the dead
were dull and uncouth
_________________________________
He was as mean as he was ruthless
_________________________________
-And that's the gospel truth
-(GROWLING)
_________________________________
He had a plan to shake things up
_________________________________
And that's the gospel truth
_________________________________
Pain!
_________________________________
Coming, your most lugubriousness.
_________________________________
Ow! (GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(YELLS)
_________________________________
Panic!
_________________________________
I'm sorry. I can handle it!
_________________________________
(YELLS)
_________________________________
-Pain! Ohh!
-And Panic!
_________________________________
-Reporting for duty!
-Reporting for duty!
_________________________________
Fine, fine, fine.
_________________________________
Just let me know
the instant the Fates arrive.
_________________________________
Oh. They're here.
_________________________________
What? The Fates are here,
and you didn't tell me?
_________________________________
(BOTH WHIMPERING, GROANING)
_________________________________
-We are worms! Worthless worms!
-We are worms! Worthless worms!
_________________________________
Memo to me, memo to me.
Maim you after my meeting.
_________________________________
Darling, hold that mortal's thread of life
_________________________________
good and tight.
_________________________________
(WOMAN SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Incoming!
_________________________________
(FATES LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Ladies! Hah! I am so sorry that I'm...
_________________________________
-Late!
-Late!
_________________________________
-We knew you would be.
-We know everything.
_________________________________
-Past.
-Present.
_________________________________
And Future.
_________________________________
Indoor plumbing, it's gonna be big.
_________________________________
Great, great. Anyway, see, ladies,
I was at this party, and I lost track of...
_________________________________
-TOGETHER: We know!
-Yeah. I know you know.
_________________________________
So here's the deal. Zeus,
_________________________________
Mr. High and Mighty, Mr. "Hey, you,
get off of my cloud, " now he has...
_________________________________
-TOGETHER: A bouncing baby brat.
-We know!
_________________________________
I know you know. I know.
I got it. I got the concept.
_________________________________
So let me just ask.
_________________________________
Is this kid gonna mess up
my hostile takeover bid, or what?
_________________________________
What do you think?
_________________________________
No, you don't.
We're not supposed to reveal the future.
_________________________________
(SNIFFS)
_________________________________
Oh, wait. I'm sorry. Time out. Can I...
_________________________________
Can I ask you a question, by the way?
Are you...
_________________________________
Did you cut your hair or something?
You look fabulous.
_________________________________
I mean, you look like
a Fate worse than death.
_________________________________
-(GROANS) Oh, gross!
-It's blinkin'!
_________________________________
Ladies, please.
_________________________________
My fate is in your lovely hands.
_________________________________
-Oh, yeah!
-Oh, all right.
_________________________________
In 18 years precisely,
_________________________________
the planets will align ever so nicely.
_________________________________
Ay, verse. Oy.
_________________________________
The time to act will be at hand.
_________________________________
Unleash the Titans,
your monstrous band.
_________________________________
Mm-hmm. Good, good.
_________________________________
Then the once-proud Zeus
will finally fall,
_________________________________
and you, Hades, will rule all!
_________________________________
Yes! Hades rules!
_________________________________
A word of caution to this tale.
_________________________________
Excuse me?
_________________________________
Should Hercules fight, you will fail.
_________________________________
(FATES CACKLING)
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
Okay, fine, fine. I'm cool. I'm fine.
_________________________________
(BELL DINGS)
_________________________________
Pain? Panic? Got a little riddle for ya.
_________________________________
How do you kill a god?
_________________________________
-I do not know!
-You can't. They're immortal?
_________________________________
Bingo! They're immortal.
_________________________________
So, first you got to turn
the little sunspot mortal.
_________________________________
(WHISTLING SNORES)
_________________________________
(GLASS BREAKING)
_________________________________
(PAIN, PANIC TITTERING)
_________________________________
-What? What is it?
-Huh?
_________________________________
-The baby!
-The baby!
_________________________________
-(GASPING)
-(SPUTTERING)
_________________________________
Hercules!
_________________________________
Oh! (SOBBING)
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
Now we did it!
_________________________________
Zeus is gonna use us
for target practice!
_________________________________
Just hang onto the kid, Panic.
_________________________________
-(GRUNTING)
-(CRYING)
_________________________________
Hurry!
_________________________________
Let's just kill the kid
and get it over with, okay?
_________________________________
Here you go, kid.
A little Grecian formula.
_________________________________
Look at that! He's changing.
Can we do it now?
_________________________________
No, he has to drink the whole potion.
Every last drop.
_________________________________
AMPHITRYON: Who's there?
_________________________________
(BOTH SCREAMING)
_________________________________
-Alcmene, over here.
-(CRYING)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
You poor thing.
_________________________________
-Oh, don't cry.
-Is anybody there?
_________________________________
-Now?
-Now.
_________________________________
(ALCMENE MUTTERING)
_________________________________
Oh. Well,
he must have been abandoned.
_________________________________
Amphitryon, for so many years
_________________________________
we've prayed to the gods
to bless us with a child.
_________________________________
-Perhaps they've answered our prayers.
-Perhaps they have.
_________________________________
"Hercules"?
_________________________________
(THUNDERCLAP)
_________________________________
(GROWLING)
_________________________________
(GIGGLING)
_________________________________
(SNAKES SPUTTERING)
_________________________________
(YELLING)
_________________________________
(GIGGLING)
_________________________________
Help, help, help!
_________________________________
Hades is gonna kill us
when he finds out what happened.
_________________________________
You mean, if he finds out.
_________________________________
Of course he's gonna...
_________________________________
If. If is good.
_________________________________
CALLIOPE: It was tragic.
_________________________________
Zeus led all the gods
on a frantic search.
_________________________________
But by the time they found the baby,
it was too late.
_________________________________
(SINGING) Young Herc was mortal now
(SINGING) Young Herc was mortal now
_________________________________
But since he did not drink the last drop
_________________________________
He still retained his godlike strength
_________________________________
So thank his lucky stars
_________________________________
Tell it, girl.
_________________________________
But Zeus and Hera wept
_________________________________
Because their son
could never come home
_________________________________
They'd have to watch their precious
baby grow up from afar
_________________________________
Though Hades' horrid plan
_________________________________
Was hatched before
Herc cut his first tooth
_________________________________
The boy grew stronger every day
_________________________________
And that's the gospel truth
And that's the gospel truth
_________________________________
The gospel truth
_________________________________
_________________________________
SEBASTIAN: The world above
is a wonderful place.
_________________________________
But everyone knows
_________________________________
the true magic lies
_________________________________
under the sea,
_________________________________
where the water is clear,
the fish swim free,
_________________________________
and the mer-people live
in the beautiful kingdom of Atlantica.
_________________________________
(LAUGHTER)
_________________________________
King Triton rules the seas
with a fair hand...
_________________________________
-Yoo-hoo!
-You're very kind.
_________________________________
(COOING)
_________________________________
...and an open heart.
_________________________________
Ariel! Oh!
_________________________________
-(CLEARS THROAT)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
(BLOWS DEEP NOTE)
_________________________________
(SEBASTIAN LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Oh, mon.
_________________________________
No one loved music more than
Triton's beloved queen, Athena.
_________________________________
(ATHENA VOCALIZING)
_________________________________
She and their seven darling princesses
_________________________________
filled his life with joy and song.
_________________________________
(SINGING) Oh, the waves roll low
_________________________________
And the waves roll high
_________________________________
And so it goes
_________________________________
Under a bright blue
_________________________________
Endless sky
_________________________________
Waves try to measure
_________________________________
The days that we treasure
_________________________________
Wave hello
_________________________________
And wave goodbye
_________________________________
Good night, girls.
_________________________________
SEBASTIAN: Yes,
the king loved his queen,
_________________________________
and he took every opportunity
to show her.
_________________________________
(MUSIC BOX PLAYING
ATHENA'S SONG)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(SINGING) Endless sky
_________________________________
Our song.
_________________________________
Our song.
_________________________________
SEBASTIAN: Oh, mon!
It was a magical time!
_________________________________
The pure joy of song
filled life in Atlantica.
_________________________________
(PLAYING SHELL)
_________________________________
(ALL HARMONISING)
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
(ALL GIGGLING)
_________________________________
Shh.
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
-(ALL GASP)
-(SIGHS)
_________________________________
(ALL EXCLAIM, LAUGH)
_________________________________
SEBASTIAN:
But even the brightest days
_________________________________
can be darkened
by an unseen tempest.
_________________________________
(RUMBLING)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Go!
_________________________________
Somewhere in the chaos,
Queen Athena was lost to us.
_________________________________
Athena!
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
(SOFTLY PLAYS ATHENA'S SONG)
_________________________________
Each note of that lovely melody
_________________________________
seemed to deepen the king's anguish.
_________________________________
He couldn't bear to hear it.
_________________________________
(GROWLING)
_________________________________
From that moment on,
_________________________________
the king's heart stayed dark.
_________________________________
And music was banned from Atlantica
_________________________________
(WHISPERS) forever.
_________________________________
_________________________________
SEBASTIAN: The world above
is a wonderful place.
_________________________________
But everyone knows
_________________________________
the true magic lies
_________________________________
under the sea,
_________________________________
where the water is clear,
the fish swim free,
_________________________________
and the mer-people live
in the beautiful kingdom of Atlantica.
_________________________________
(LAUGHTER)
_________________________________
King Triton rules the seas
with a fair hand...
_________________________________
-Yoo-hoo!
-You're very kind.
_________________________________
(COOING)
_________________________________
...and an open heart.
_________________________________
Ariel! Oh!
_________________________________
-(CLEARS THROAT)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
(BLOWS DEEP NOTE)
_________________________________
(SEBASTIAN LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Oh, mon.
_________________________________
No one loved music more than
Triton's beloved queen, Athena.
_________________________________
(ATHENA VOCALIZING)
_________________________________
She and their seven darling princesses
_________________________________
filled his life with joy and song.
_________________________________
(SINGING) Oh, the waves roll low
_________________________________
And the waves roll high
_________________________________
And so it goes
_________________________________
Under a bright blue
_________________________________
Endless sky
_________________________________
Waves try to measure
_________________________________
The days that we treasure
_________________________________
Wave hello
_________________________________
And wave goodbye
_________________________________
Good night, girls.
_________________________________
SEBASTIAN: Yes,
the king loved his queen,
_________________________________
and he took every opportunity
to show her.
_________________________________
(MUSIC BOX PLAYING
ATHENA'S SONG)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
(SINGING) Endless sky
_________________________________
Our song.
_________________________________
Our song.
_________________________________
SEBASTIAN: Oh, mon!
It was a magical time!
_________________________________
The pure joy of song
filled life in Atlantica.
_________________________________
(PLAYING SHELL)
_________________________________
(ALL HARMONISING)
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
(ALL GIGGLING)
_________________________________
Shh.
_________________________________
(LAUGHS)
_________________________________
-(ALL GASP)
-(SIGHS)
_________________________________
(ALL EXCLAIM, LAUGH)
_________________________________
SEBASTIAN:
But even the brightest days
_________________________________
can be darkened
by an unseen tempest.
_________________________________
(RUMBLING)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Go!
_________________________________
Somewhere in the chaos,
Queen Athena was lost to us.
_________________________________
Athena!
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
(SOFTLY PLAYS ATHENA'S SONG)
_________________________________
Each note of that lovely melody
_________________________________
seemed to deepen the king's anguish.
_________________________________
He couldn't bear to hear it.
_________________________________
(GROWLING)
_________________________________
From that moment on,
_________________________________
the king's heart stayed dark.
_________________________________
And music was banned from Atlantica
_________________________________
(WHISPERS) forever.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Oh, I come from a land
From a faraway place
_________________________________
Where the caravan camels roam
_________________________________
Where it's flat and immense
And the heat is intense
_________________________________
It's barbaric, but hey, it's home
_________________________________
When the wind's from the east
And the sun's from the west
_________________________________
And the sand in the glass is right
_________________________________
Come on down, stop on by
Hop a carpet and fly
_________________________________
To another Arabian night
_________________________________
Arabian nights
_________________________________
Like Arabian days
_________________________________
More often than not
Are hotter than hot
_________________________________
In a lot of good ways
_________________________________
Arabian nights
_________________________________
'Neath Arabian moons
_________________________________
A fool off his guard
Could fall and fall hard
_________________________________
Out there on the dunes
_________________________________
Ah, salaam and good evening
to you, worthy friend.
_________________________________
Please, please, come closer.
_________________________________
Too close. A little too close.
_________________________________
There.
_________________________________
Welcome to Agrabah,
_________________________________
city of mystery, of enchantment,
_________________________________
and the finest merchandise
this side of the River Jordan,
_________________________________
on sale today. Come on down.
_________________________________
Look at this. Yes.
_________________________________
Combination hookah and coffeemaker.
Also makes julienne fries.
_________________________________
Will not break. Will not...
_________________________________
It broke.
_________________________________
Ohh! Look at this.
_________________________________
I have never seen
one of these intact before.
_________________________________
This is the famous
Dead Sea Tupperware.
_________________________________
Listen. Ah, still good.
_________________________________
Wait. Don't go.
_________________________________
I can see that you're only interested
in the exceptionally rare.
_________________________________
I think, then, you would be
most rewarded to consider this.
_________________________________
Do not be fooled
by its commonplace appearance.
_________________________________
Like so many things,
it is not what is outside,
_________________________________
but what is inside that counts.
_________________________________
This is no ordinary lamp.
_________________________________
It once changed the course
of a young man's life.
_________________________________
A young man who, like this lamp,
was more than what he seemed.
_________________________________
A diamond in the rough.
_________________________________
Perhaps you would like to hear the tale?
_________________________________
It begins on a dark night,
_________________________________
where a dark man waits
_________________________________
with a dark purpose.
_________________________________
(HORSE NICKERS)
_________________________________
You are late.
_________________________________
A thousand apologies, O patient one.
_________________________________
You have it, then?
_________________________________
I had to slit a few throats, but I got it.
_________________________________
Ah-ah-ahhh.
_________________________________
The treasure.
_________________________________
Ow!
_________________________________
Trust me, my pungent friend.
_________________________________
-You'll get what's coming to you.
-What's coming to you. Awk!
_________________________________
Quickly! Follow the trail.
_________________________________
Faster.
_________________________________
(HORSE NEIGHS)
_________________________________
(WIND HOWLING)
_________________________________
JAFAR: At last,
after all my years of searching,
_________________________________
the Cave of Wonders.
_________________________________
Awk. Cave of Wonders.
_________________________________
By Allah.
_________________________________
Now, remember. Bring me the lamp.
_________________________________
The rest of the treasure is yours,
but the lamp is mine.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Awk, the lamp. Awk, the lamp.
_________________________________
Jeez, where'd you dig this bozo up?
_________________________________
Shh.
_________________________________
(ECHOING RUMBLE)
_________________________________
-Who disturbs my slumber?
-(THIEF GASPS)
_________________________________
It is I, Gazeem, a humble thief.
_________________________________
Know this.
_________________________________
Only one may enter here,
_________________________________
one whose worth lies far within.
_________________________________
A diamond in the rough.
_________________________________
What are you waiting for? Go on.
_________________________________
(BEAST SIGHING)
_________________________________
-(ROARING)
-(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
Seek thee out the diamond in the rough.
_________________________________
(COUGHING)
_________________________________
I can't believe it. I just don't believe it.
_________________________________
We're never gonna get
a hold of that stupid lamp.
_________________________________
Just forget it. Look at this.
I'm so ticked off that I'm moulting.
_________________________________
Patience, Iago. Patience.
_________________________________
Gazeem was obviously
less than worthy.
_________________________________
Oh, there's a big surprise.
_________________________________
I think I'm gonna have a heart attack
and die from that surprise.
_________________________________
What are we gonna do?
We got a big problem here, a big...
_________________________________
Yes.
_________________________________
Only one may enter.
_________________________________
I must find this one, this...
_________________________________
Diamond in the rough.
_________________________________
_________________________________
_________________________________
(BELL TOLLING)
_________________________________
-(DOG BARKING)
-(CARRIAGE APPROACHING)
_________________________________
(HORSE WHINNIES, NEIGHS)
_________________________________
You know, Daddy,
this is my very best birthday.
_________________________________
But I haven't given you
your present yet.
_________________________________
-What is it? What is it?
-(CHUCKLES) Now, close your eyes.
_________________________________
Oh, oh, oh... Oh, now...
_________________________________
-No peeking now.
-(GIGGLING)
_________________________________
-(SOFT MUSIC PLAYS)
-(GASPING)
_________________________________
Oh, Daddy!
_________________________________
You made this just for me?
_________________________________
(PANTING)
_________________________________
(FIENDISH CACKLING)
_________________________________
You're the most wonderful father
in the whole world!
_________________________________
(RATTLING)
_________________________________
-OLIVIA: (GASPS) Who is that?
-I... I don't know!
_________________________________
Quickly, dear,
stay in here and don't come out.
_________________________________
(CACKLING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING, STRUGGLING)
_________________________________
(STRUGGLING CONTINUES)
_________________________________
(GLASS BREAKS)
_________________________________
FIDGET: I got you, toy maker!
FLAVERSHAM: Oh, no! Olivia!
_________________________________
(DOOR CLOSES)
_________________________________
(CREAKING)
_________________________________
Daddy, where are you?
_________________________________
Daddy,
_________________________________
where are you?
_________________________________
Daddy!
_________________________________
_________________________________
(HORN HONKING)
_________________________________
-Car's here!
-FATHER: It's 9:00!
_________________________________
We're going to miss our flight!
_________________________________
MOTHER: Traveler's checks...
FATHER: You have the tickets?
MOTHER: Traveler's checks...
FATHER: You have the tickets?
_________________________________
MOTHER: Tabitha, did you feed Roddy?
MOTHER: Tabitha, did you feed Roddy?
_________________________________
Oops.
_________________________________
MOTHER: I just know
MOTHER: I just know
we've forgotten something.
_________________________________
Roddy, where are you?
_________________________________
We'll be back in a few days, so here's
enough food for you. Here's more.
_________________________________
-MOTHER: Tabitha!
-Here's a little more.
_________________________________
MOTHER: I hope you're
MOTHER: I hope you're
not overfeeding him.
_________________________________
Of course not, Mum.
_________________________________
-FATHER: Come on, Tabitha!
-Bye, Roddy.
_________________________________
FATHER: We don't want to miss
FATHER: We don't want to miss
our holiday.
_________________________________
I'm coming, I'm coming!
_________________________________
(SNIFFING)
_________________________________
When the cat's away,
_________________________________
the mice will play!
_________________________________
The holiday starts now, everyone!
_________________________________
Music, maestro!
_________________________________
(DANCING WITH MYSELF PLAYING)
_________________________________
Hey, what are you all standing around
for? I got a big day planned!
_________________________________
Let's go, people! Chop-chop!
_________________________________
Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.
_________________________________
Nope. Nope. Nope.
_________________________________
Hmm.
_________________________________
(INDISTINCT MUMBLING)
_________________________________
Mmm.
_________________________________
Ooh!
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Buckle up, everyone.
_________________________________
And I'm dancing with myself
_________________________________
Oh, dancing with myself
_________________________________
Oh, dancing with myself
_________________________________
Well there's nothing to lose
_________________________________
Fore!
_________________________________
Oops. Sorry.
_________________________________
If I looked all over the world
_________________________________
And there's every type of girl
_________________________________
Game point. Service!
_________________________________
We win! We win, team! We win!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
So let's sink another drink
_________________________________
'Cause it'll give me time to think
_________________________________
If I had the chance
I'd ask the world to dance
_________________________________
And I'll be dancing with myself
_________________________________
Perfect.
_________________________________
Oh, dancing with myself
_________________________________
Well, there's nothing to lose
And there's nothing to prove?
_________________________________
(BEEPING)
_________________________________
-(POPPING)
-(BLOWING)
_________________________________
Well, if I had a chance...
_________________________________
Having a good time, darling?
_________________________________
(CHOKING)
_________________________________
Oh, thank you.
_________________________________
See you tomorrow.
_________________________________
Oh, dancing with myself
_________________________________
Oh, dancing with myself
_________________________________
Oh, dancing with myself
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
Good night!
_________________________________
(ECHOING) Good night! Good night!
_________________________________
Yeah, well. Good night then, Roddy.
_________________________________
(RUMBLING)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
What was that?
_________________________________
Who's there?
_________________________________
Wake up. I think
there's someone in the house.
_________________________________
Sarge, wake up!
_________________________________
SARGE: Approaching enemy lines.
SARGE: Approaching enemy lines.
_________________________________
(RUMBLING)
_________________________________
-I'm armed and ready.
-At ease, soldier.
_________________________________
Give up your weapons
of mass destruction.
_________________________________
Shh! Shush!
_________________________________
-Come get me, enemy of freedom!
-Stop it. That's enough!
_________________________________
-Tell Mom I... Love... Her.
-(RUMBLING)
_________________________________
(GURGLING)
_________________________________
-RODDY: What?
-(GURGLING)
_________________________________
-Yee-ha!
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Oh.
_________________________________
-(SCREAMING)
-(BELCHING)
_________________________________
(BELCHING)
_________________________________
(BELCHING CONTINUES)
_________________________________
Whoa! (SMACKING LIPS) Ha!
_________________________________
They do not, repeat, not have
food like this in the sewer.
_________________________________
A sewer rat! Who... What...
How did you get here?
_________________________________
I don't know. One minute I'm in the pub.
_________________________________
Next thing you know, whoosh!
_________________________________
It's a burst water main!
Off I go, shooting up the pipes.
_________________________________
And, well, here I am.
_________________________________
I have a plunger.
We can shoot you right back.
_________________________________
Do you like seafood?
_________________________________
Can I call you a cab?
_________________________________
Bleah! See food! Get it?
_________________________________
Have you got a TV?
_________________________________
-Yes, but...
-Say no more!
_________________________________
No Leave that.
_________________________________
Geronimo!
_________________________________
No, don't... Touch anything.
_________________________________
Would you look at
the size of that monster?
_________________________________
-(GASPING AND SNIFFING)
-(SID CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
SID: Careful, mate.
SID: Careful, mate.
Those aren't chocolate buttons.
_________________________________
COMMENTATOR: It's the match of the
COMMENTATOR: It's the match of the
century! The FIFA World Cup Final!
_________________________________
-England. Germany.
-SID: Yes! Boo!
_________________________________
Live this Sunday. be there.
_________________________________
This place is great!
I'm staying here forever!
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
Game point. Service!
_________________________________
We win, we win! You lose! In your face!
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
(GROWLING)
_________________________________
-Huh?
-Right, my friend.
_________________________________
You don't belong here.
I'm afraid it's time for you to leave.
_________________________________
I would not do that if I was you, pal.
_________________________________
Let me lay this out for you.
This place is mine now.
_________________________________
Sid says, "Jump," you say,
"How high?" Comprende?
_________________________________
-(GASPING)
-Fetch us some Pop-Tarts
_________________________________
from the kitchen, Jeeves.
_________________________________
-Oh, and be snappy about it.
-Um...
_________________________________
Yes, sir. Right away, sir.
_________________________________
That's more like it.
_________________________________
But before breakfast is served,
_________________________________
perhaps sir would care
to take a whirl in the Jacuzzi.
_________________________________
A Jacuzzi?
_________________________________
You're a real gent.
_________________________________
After a hard day
of navigating sewer pipes,
_________________________________
there's nothing better than relaxing
in a Jacuzzi whirlpool bath.
_________________________________
That looks so inviting.
_________________________________
Yes. The water looks perfect!
_________________________________
Now you hop in, and I'll press this
lever to get the bubbles going.
_________________________________
Right. In we go!
_________________________________
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
_________________________________
I know we got off
on the wrong foot before,
_________________________________
but I think we're
gonna get along, don't you?
_________________________________
Swimmingly.
_________________________________
-Be seeing you, my friend.
-(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
-SID: You plonker!
-(GASPING)
_________________________________
You think I don't know
a toilet when I see one?
_________________________________
You were going to flush me
down the loo.
_________________________________
No! It's a big Jacuzzi! Deluxe model!
_________________________________
Then you won't mind
if I get the bubbles going.
_________________________________
No! Not the lever!
Have mercy! No, I can't swim!
_________________________________
Bon voyage, me old cream cracker!
_________________________________
-Hold your nose!
-You can't do this!
_________________________________
You were going to try to flush me.
Let's see how you like it.
_________________________________
(ARE YOU GONNA BE
MY GIRL? PLAYING)
_________________________________
Ow! Ow! Ooh!
_________________________________
Aah!
_________________________________
-Have you seen my dad?
-(YELPS)
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
Aah!
_________________________________
Oh. (GASPS)
_________________________________
Oh! No! No!
_________________________________
(GROANING) Aah!
_________________________________
Oh, no, I can't swim!
I can't swim! I can't...
_________________________________
Swim.
_________________________________
I'm in the sewer!
_________________________________
No!
_________________________________
(BOTH SCREAM)
_________________________________
(BOTH SCREAM LOUDER)
_________________________________
(BOTH SHUDDERING)
_________________________________
-(CLATTERING)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
Hello? (ECHOING)
_________________________________
Help? (ECHOING)
_________________________________
I'm gonna open my eyes and be
home. This is all a bad dream.
_________________________________
I'm not home! I wanna go home!
_________________________________
Shush! Stop it, Roddy!
_________________________________
I want to go home!
Pull yourself together!
_________________________________
I can't. I'm frightened.
_________________________________
Stop it, stop it, stop it!
_________________________________
All right, Roddy, old man,
_________________________________
you can get yourself out
of here, and you will.
_________________________________
Never forget,
_________________________________
the blood of the courageous James clan
_________________________________
flows through your veins.
_________________________________
-(SCREAMING)
-(ALL SCREAMING)
_________________________________
-(HORN HONKING)
-(PANTING)
_________________________________
-(SLUG SCREAMING)
-MALE: Extra! Extra!
_________________________________
Read all about it!
_________________________________
A way out! Yes!
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
(YELLING)
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
Aah!
_________________________________
Hey! That-a took
me three years to draw!
_________________________________
I'm terribly sorry. Three years?
_________________________________
I just-a finished it this morning!
_________________________________
Three years?
_________________________________
(GASPING)
_________________________________
-Good grief!
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
_________________________________
-What is this place?
-MALE: Hold the bus!
_________________________________
Feed the flies! Tuppence a bag!
_________________________________
It's a real city! Ah!
_________________________________
(SHOUTING)
_________________________________
My smalls!
_________________________________
-Is it a bird?
-Is it a plane?
_________________________________
Is that guy wearing my underpants?
_________________________________
Make him move, honey.
_________________________________
Boy, you got a face like a frying pan!
_________________________________
-Come on!
-I don't think he speaks English.
_________________________________
Hey, he moved! Did you get it?
_________________________________
-Got it!
-Good.
_________________________________
Sorry, sorry.
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
-It's coming!
-What? Where? Who?
_________________________________
The Great Flood!
_________________________________
Those floodgates won't hold
forever, you know! We're doomed!
_________________________________
You think you can
back away from the truth!
_________________________________
'Ello, hello, hello. What's all this then?
_________________________________
Thank heavens! A policeman!
This wacko has been chasing after me!
_________________________________
Morning, Harold.
_________________________________
-Morning, Collin. How are you?
-Can't complain.
_________________________________
Keep an eye on this one.
He's a bit of a loony.
_________________________________
-What? Me?
-We're doomed!
_________________________________
-Are you kidding me?
-Right.
_________________________________
-Let's give you a police escort home.
-Oh, great!
_________________________________
Um, I live in Kensington.
Up there. The surface.
_________________________________
Up Top? Oh, no. No, no, no.
_________________________________
The humans don't like our sort.
_________________________________
Speak for yourself.
They like me very much up there.
_________________________________
I don't like your attitude.
I've got my eye on you, sunshine.
_________________________________
-Ooh! Ooh, hot, hot, hot!
-So...
_________________________________
You're trying to get Up Top, me hearty?
_________________________________
-Yes.
-(SIZZLING)
_________________________________
There's one person 'round here
might be able to help you.
_________________________________
-Might.
-Really?
_________________________________
Shady customer.
The captain of the Jammy Dodger.
_________________________________
-If you can find it.
-I know where it is!
_________________________________
PEGLEG: And remember, the name
PEGLEG: And remember, the name
of the boat's the Jammy Dodger.
_________________________________
Uh, thanks for bringing me this far.
_________________________________
-You're welcome.
-See ya!
_________________________________
(WHISTLING)
_________________________________
(EERIE DRONE)
_________________________________
(WHISTLING)
_________________________________
Beware.
_________________________________
Beware.
_________________________________
Hello?
_________________________________
Uh, permission to come aboard?
_________________________________
-(BOARDS CREAKING)
-Ahoy there?
_________________________________
Uh...
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Ow! Yah! Oh. Oh!
_________________________________
Sorry. I didn't mean to intrude,
Mr. Captain, Skipper, Thingy.
_________________________________
Hey! That's Miss Captain
Skipper Thingy to you.
_________________________________
Oops.
_________________________________
What are you doing on my boat?
_________________________________
I've had a bad day and need I your help.
_________________________________
I was thrown out of my own home,
flushed down my own toilet.
_________________________________
Thank you, too much information.
I've got my own problems.
_________________________________
SPIKE: She's around here somewhere!
SPIKE: She's around here somewhere!
_________________________________
Stay down. And keep quiet.
_________________________________
Why? Who are we hiding from?
_________________________________
I said quiet! There's rats
after me who'd like to kill me.
_________________________________
Well, I'll contain my amazement.
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
All right, all right. Quiet as a mouse.
_________________________________
(HORN BLARING)
_________________________________
-(GASPS)
-Ah!
_________________________________
SPIKE: Over there!
SPIKE: Over there!
_________________________________
You idiot!
_________________________________
Sorry about that. (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
I'll be off then.
_________________________________
Sorry. Ah!
_________________________________
-(HORN BLARES)
-Sorry. Sorry.
_________________________________
Sorry!
_________________________________
SPIKE: We can't let her get away!
SPIKE: We can't let her get away!
_________________________________
-(SCREAMING)
-Shh. Shh.
_________________________________
Come on, Jammy, me old mate,
don't do this to me!
_________________________________
-(GRUNTING)
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
_________________________________
-Oh.
-Ah!
_________________________________
Let me go, you pink-eyed freak!
_________________________________
-(GLASSES CLATTERING)
-I'm upset now.
_________________________________
Ah!
_________________________________
Whatever's going on, I'm not involved.
_________________________________
(SCREAMS) I'm an innocent bystander!
_________________________________
Rita, Rita, Rita!
_________________________________
(CACKLING)
_________________________________
You thought you could
give us the slip. (YELLING)
_________________________________
What are you looking at?
Keep still! Come on, then!
_________________________________
Right!
_________________________________
Who have we got here?
_________________________________
I believe he said his name
was Millicent Bystander.
_________________________________
-(SNORTING) Millicent!
-Actually, no...
_________________________________
Now, then, where's the ruby, Rita?
_________________________________
The boss wants it back.
_________________________________
I don't have your stupid ruby.
_________________________________
Okay, are we going
to do it the easy way
_________________________________
or the hard way?
_________________________________
I think we should do it
the easy way, don't you, Spike?
_________________________________
Oh.
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
All right. Check the tin.
_________________________________
Good girl.
_________________________________
See, Whitey, this is how I do it.
_________________________________
Watch and learn, my son. Watch and...
_________________________________
(YELPS)
_________________________________
Was it in there?
_________________________________
Right! Rip it up, lads!
_________________________________
Hey, you get your
filthy paws off my stuff!
_________________________________
It's in here somewhere.
I can feel it in me guts!
_________________________________
That'll be last night's curry.
_________________________________
I'm the same.
I got a bum like the Japanese flag.
_________________________________
Will you please tell them
I'm not involved in this?
_________________________________
Fine. All right, all right, listen up.
_________________________________
This gentleman,
he's not from around here.
_________________________________
Thank you.
_________________________________
Just look how nicely he's dressed.
_________________________________
-Oh, thank you.
-And why?
_________________________________
Because he's an
international jewel thief!
_________________________________
Precisely. What? No, no!
_________________________________
-He stole the ruby from me!
-No, she's lying!
_________________________________
All right, all right! It's time to bring out
_________________________________
the Persuader.
_________________________________
(ALL GASP)
_________________________________
SPIKE: Your choice, mate.
SPIKE: Your choice, mate.
You can talk now
_________________________________
or you can talk later.
Ain't that right, Persuader?
_________________________________
Yeah, in a much higher voice!
_________________________________
The Persuader's alive, Spike!
_________________________________
You'll be singing like a tea kettle.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) Good one, Persuader.
_________________________________
I don't even know her!
I don't know anything!
_________________________________
Careful, miss. You'll injure yourself.
_________________________________
I know where it is!
_________________________________
Come on, then, Spit it out!
_________________________________
Don't you dare!
_________________________________
Look at her bottom.
Is it me, or is it oddly shaped?
_________________________________
You little snitch.
_________________________________
The booty's in the booty.
_________________________________
Hey! (GRUNTING)
_________________________________
ALL: Oh.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
Thanks, mate! The boss is
gonna be so happy with us.
_________________________________
You're toast.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING)
_________________________________
So you're from Up Top, eh?
_________________________________
I used to work in a laboratory Up Top.
_________________________________
Yeah. Big shampoo job.
_________________________________
I was dark grey when we started.
_________________________________
Yeah.
_________________________________
Still, it cleared up
me dandruff. (CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
COMMENTATOR:
The World Cup has become
_________________________________
the most popular sporting event
_________________________________
Are you there, boss? We're back.
_________________________________
I've got it, boss.
_________________________________
The ruby. I found it.
_________________________________
Technically, Spike,
it was Millicent that found it.
_________________________________
Actually, the name's Roddy.
_________________________________
In exchange for my assistance,
I was hoping you might...
_________________________________
(FLY YELPING)
_________________________________
You might help me
out of the pickle I'm in.
_________________________________
(YELLS AND SHUDDERS)
_________________________________
Hello, Rita.
_________________________________
Hello, handsome.
_________________________________
And who is this?
Is your new boyfriend a waiter?
_________________________________
-Boyfriend?
-Waiter?
_________________________________
(CHUCKLING) The prize returns to me.
_________________________________
Did you imagine that
I'd let you steal it from me?
_________________________________
What? The jewels belongs
to my father, and you know it!
_________________________________
Your father? A good-for-nothing
scavenger, just like his daughter!
_________________________________
-(STRAINING)
-Uh, excuse me. Actually.
_________________________________
I'm the one that found your ruby.
_________________________________
So... You... Um...
_________________________________
Perhaps you'd repay the favor
and help me get home.
_________________________________
-(SQUEALS)
-(MOANS)
_________________________________
Help me!
_________________________________
Dispose of them.
_________________________________
No, no, no, please!
_________________________________
I just want to get home to Kensington!
_________________________________
(GASPS)
Kensington? The Royal Borough?
_________________________________
Up Top?
_________________________________
Uh, yes. Up Top.
_________________________________
Huzzah! A man of quality!
_________________________________
Finally, somebody gets it.
_________________________________
Come, let me show you
my private collection.
_________________________________
I know you'll find it diverting.
_________________________________
(LAUGHING) My shrine to beauty.
_________________________________
Works of high art crafted in tribute
to our beloved Royal Family.
_________________________________
Victoria's bust, wrought in porcelain.
_________________________________
Classy!
_________________________________
Quite lifelike, wouldn't you say?
_________________________________
(LAUGHS) It's as if she were here.
_________________________________
Mmm. Smooth to the touch.
_________________________________
-Easy, tiger.
-(GIGGLING)
_________________________________
But come! Let us restore the heart
_________________________________
and highlight of my collection
_________________________________
this ruby. Fallen from
the very brow of ancient kings.
_________________________________
A true crown jewel!
_________________________________
(RULE BRITANNIA PLAYS)
_________________________________
Well, what do you think?
_________________________________
He's a madman! Run away!
_________________________________
Pardon me. My fly's undone.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) Well, your ruby
certainly is a biggie.
_________________________________
Indeed.
_________________________________
How did it ever find me, here
in the underbelly of the world?
_________________________________
In this dark, low place.
_________________________________
Yes. I'd love to see more of your
collection. It's very amusing, but I...
_________________________________
-"Amusing"?
-(WINCING)
_________________________________
Didn't you say I'd find it amusing?
_________________________________
I said you'd find it
diverting, not amusing!
_________________________________
Ah, well, when I said "amusing"
I really meant it in the sense
_________________________________
of the ancient Greek muse,
the goddess of inspiration.
_________________________________
Muse.
_________________________________
-Smashing.
-(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
-(GROWLING)
-Oh, heaven help me!
_________________________________
Ice him! Ice them both!
_________________________________
Let's see if there's
anything good in the fridge.
_________________________________
-Former enemies, one and all.
-(GASPING)
_________________________________
TOAD: A catalogue of thieves,
TOAD: A catalogue of thieves,
double-crossers and do-gooders.
_________________________________
(TOAD CACKLING)
_________________________________
Prepare to meet your maker.
_________________________________
Your ice maker. (CHORTLING)
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) Makes me laugh
every time, that one.
_________________________________
Shut that door.
_________________________________
RODDY: Liquid Nitrogen!
RODDY: Liquid Nitrogen!
That will freeze us instantly!
_________________________________
There's a paper clip in my back pocket.
_________________________________
See if you can get it. (YELPS)
_________________________________
In the pocket, in the pocket!
_________________________________
Blimey, it's cold.
_________________________________
That's why I wore me mittens.
_________________________________
Huh? Hit men don't wear mittens!
_________________________________
Take them off! You're embarrassing me.
_________________________________
It's all right for you.
You've got little hands.
_________________________________
-Got it!
-WHITEY: They don't get as cold.
_________________________________
-I ain't got little hands!
-WHITEY: Yeah, you have.
_________________________________
You got lady's hands.
_________________________________
They might be small,
but they're lethal weapons.
_________________________________
You got your mother's hands.
_________________________________
Right. Put your hands together.
_________________________________
-(GROANING)
-(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________
You could have wiped your feet.
_________________________________
Stop squirming!
_________________________________
-(ALARM RINGS)
-Goodbye, vermin.
_________________________________
Now, let me see the latest
addition to my cubist collection.
_________________________________
-What? Impossible!
-RITA: Oi! Kermit!
_________________________________
The prize returns to me!
_________________________________
You big, fat, slimy airbag!
_________________________________
(GROWLING) After them!
_________________________________
Why are you stopping?
Don't we have a plan?
_________________________________
"We"? Who's "we"?
_________________________________
You can't just leave me here!
_________________________________
Faster, you idiots! They're escaping!
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
Oh, God! Oh...
_________________________________
(STRAINING)
_________________________________
No! Not the master cable!
_________________________________
We have a plan?
_________________________________
Put that back!
_________________________________
Wait, wait!
That will never hold both of us.
_________________________________
You're right. Toodle-oo.
_________________________________
Wait!
_________________________________
F-f-f-freeze!
_________________________________
Ah! (GRUNTS)
_________________________________
Oh, no!
_________________________________
No, don't break!
_________________________________
There are things I want to do,
sights I want to see!
_________________________________
-That wasn't on the list.
-Aah! Hey!
_________________________________
-Do something!
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
Huh?
_________________________________
Ow!
_________________________________
-(GROANING)
-(INHALING DEEPLY)
_________________________________
(BOTH SCREAM)
_________________________________
Keep your legs straight
when you hit the water!
_________________________________
I kept me legs straight, Spike.
_________________________________
(GROANING) Ow!
_________________________________
(PANTING) Good grief, that's high.
_________________________________
Quite high. Rather high.
So very, very high.
_________________________________
Hmm.
_________________________________
Hmm. Yeah.
_________________________________
Cool.
_________________________________
See ya!
_________________________________
Oh... If she can do it...
_________________________________
Here goes.
_________________________________
Ah! No!
_________________________________
Ah. (SCREAMS)
_________________________________
-(CRUNCHING)
-(WINCING)
_________________________________
-(CRUNCHING)
-Oh!
_________________________________
-(CRUNCHING)
-(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________
-(CRUNCHING)
-Ahh!
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
And gently down.
_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________
-My ball.
-It's my ball, it's mine.
_________________________________
Rita! Rita!
_________________________________
Oh, where is she? Rita!
_________________________________
Target at twelve o'clock!
_________________________________
Oh, come on!
_________________________________
Careful, Whitey. That's a banana skin.
_________________________________
Rita!
_________________________________
Whew. Over there!
_________________________________
(SQUEALING)
_________________________________
(HORN BLARING)
_________________________________
-Ah! Whoa! Oh.
-(SPIKE LAUGHING)
_________________________________
You look pretty
ridiculous now, Millicent.
_________________________________
Ahh!
_________________________________
Keep your legs straight!
_________________________________
(GRUNTS AND MOANS)
_________________________________
Oh...
_________________________________
-(GASPS)
-(SCREECHES)
_________________________________
What are you,
some kind of rat boomerang?
_________________________________
-Give me back my ruby!
-I haven't got your ruby!
_________________________________
Okay. Well, now I've got your ruby.
_________________________________
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
_________________________________
Please be careful.
_________________________________
That ruby means a lot to me.
It's priceless!
_________________________________
Hold on.
_________________________________
-It's a fake.
-(TITTERING)
_________________________________
No, it's blooming not. It's real!
_________________________________
No, no, no, look, it's just glass.
_________________________________
-It's real!
-Fake.
_________________________________
-Real! Real!
-Fake. Fake.
_________________________________
-Real!
-Fake.
_________________________________
-Real!
-Look, look, look.
_________________________________
You can tell. Watch this.
_________________________________
(SHRIEKS)
_________________________________
There, you see?
You can't break a real ruby.
_________________________________
Right. I probably
shouldn't have done that.
_________________________________
Look on the bright side.
I save your neck.
_________________________________
Once The Toad knows it's worthless,
he'll stop chasing you for it.
_________________________________
-Roddy St. James saves the day.
-(RITA GRUNTS)
_________________________________
-Oh!
-(CRASH)
_________________________________
Good grief!
_________________________________
You try to do somebody
a favor, and they... Ow!
_________________________________
A favor? That ruby was from
Queen's Elizabeth's crown!
_________________________________
It fell down the drain
of Buckingham Palace!
_________________________________
Well, maybe the Queen
wears fake jewelry.
_________________________________
Keep still!
_________________________________
Can we just talk about this?
_________________________________
Real or not, that ruby
was going to change my life!
_________________________________
TAKEOUT: Han Chin Chinese takeout.
_________________________________
A madwoman's
attacking me with crayons!
_________________________________
-One chicken chow mein. With wonton?
-No, crayons!
_________________________________
No wonton! You want rice?
Fried or white?
_________________________________
-Fried. No, wait!
-You want wonton or what?
_________________________________
Cancel that order.
_________________________________
Rita?
_________________________________
Just go away, please.
_________________________________
"We"? Who's "we"?
_________________________________
You can't just leave me here!
_________________________________
Faster, you idiots! They're escaping!
_________________________________
(GROANING)
_________________________________
Oh, God! Oh...
_________________________________
(STRAINING)
_________________________________
No! Not the master cable!
_________________________________
We have a plan?
_________________________________
Put that back!
_________________________________
Wait, wait!
That will never hold both of us.
_________________________________
You're right. Toodle-oo.
_________________________________
Wait!
_________________________________
F-f-f-freeze!
_________________________________
Ah! (GRUNTS)
_________________________________
Oh, no!
_________________________________
No, don't break!
_________________________________
There are things I want to do,
sights I want to see!
_________________________________
-That wasn't on the list.
-Aah! Hey!
_________________________________
-Do something!
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
Huh?
_________________________________
Ow!
_________________________________
-(GROANING)
-(INHALING DEEPLY)
_________________________________
(BOTH SCREAM)
_________________________________
Keep your legs straight
when you hit the water!
_________________________________
I kept me legs straight, Spike.
_________________________________
(GROANING) Ow!
_________________________________
(PANTING) Good grief, that's high.
_________________________________
Quite high. Rather high.
So very, very high.
_________________________________
Hmm.
_________________________________
Hmm. Yeah.
_________________________________
Cool.
_________________________________
See ya!
_________________________________
Oh... If she can do it...
_________________________________
Here goes.
_________________________________
Ah! No!
_________________________________
Ah. (SCREAMS)
_________________________________
-(CRUNCHING)
-(WINCING)
_________________________________
-(CRUNCHING)
-Oh!
_________________________________
-(CRUNCHING)
-(WHIMPERS)
_________________________________
-(CRUNCHING)
-Ahh!
_________________________________
(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
And gently down.
_________________________________
Oh!
_________________________________
-My ball.
-It's my ball, it's mine.
_________________________________
Rita! Rita!
_________________________________
Oh, where is she? Rita!
_________________________________
Target at twelve o'clock!
_________________________________
Oh, come on!
_________________________________
Careful, Whitey. That's a banana skin.
_________________________________
Rita!
_________________________________
Whew. Over there!
_________________________________
(SQUEALING)
_________________________________
(HORN BLARING)
_________________________________
-Ah! Whoa! Oh.
-(SPIKE LAUGHING)
_________________________________
You look pretty
ridiculous now, Millicent.
_________________________________
Ahh!
_________________________________
Keep your legs straight!
_________________________________
(GRUNTS AND MOANS)
_________________________________
Oh...
_________________________________
-(GASPS)
-(SCREECHES)
_________________________________
What are you,
some kind of rat boomerang?
_________________________________
-Give me back my ruby!
-I haven't got your ruby!
_________________________________
Okay. Well, now I've got your ruby.
_________________________________
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
_________________________________
Please be careful.
_________________________________
That ruby means a lot to me.
It's priceless!
_________________________________
Hold on.
_________________________________
-It's a fake.
-(TITTERING)
_________________________________
No, it's blooming not. It's real!
_________________________________
No, no, no, look, it's just glass.
_________________________________
-It's real!
-Fake.
_________________________________
-Real! Real!
-Fake. Fake.
_________________________________
-Real!
-Fake.
_________________________________
-Real!
-Look, look, look.
_________________________________
You can tell. Watch this.
_________________________________
(SHRIEKS)
_________________________________
There, you see?
You can't break a real ruby.
_________________________________
Right. I probably
shouldn't have done that.
_________________________________
Look on the bright side.
I save your neck.
_________________________________
Once The Toad knows it's worthless,
he'll stop chasing you for it.
_________________________________
-Roddy St. James saves the day.
-(RITA GRUNTS)
_________________________________
-Oh!
-(CRASH)
_________________________________
Good grief!
_________________________________
You try to do somebody
a favor, and they... Ow!
_________________________________
A favor? That ruby was from
Queen's Elizabeth's crown!
_________________________________
It fell down the drain
of Buckingham Palace!
_________________________________
Well, maybe the Queen
wears fake jewelry.
_________________________________
Keep still!
_________________________________
Can we just talk about this?
_________________________________
Real or not, that ruby
was going to change my life!
_________________________________
TAKEOUT: Han Chin Chinese takeout.
_________________________________
A madwoman's
attacking me with crayons!
_________________________________
-One chicken chow mein. With wonton?
-No, crayons!
_________________________________
No wonton! You want rice?
Fried or white?
_________________________________
-Fried. No, wait!
-You want wonton or what?
_________________________________
Cancel that order.
_________________________________
Rita?
_________________________________
Just go away, please.
_________________________________
Um...
_________________________________
I'm sorry.
_________________________________
(SCOFFS) Sorry?
_________________________________
Me and my dad worked
these drains for years.
_________________________________
He broke every bone in his body
trying to get that ruby.
_________________________________
(SIGHING) It was going to be
the answer to all our prayers.
_________________________________
Now it turns out it was a stupid fake.
_________________________________
Well...
_________________________________
Maybe I can make it up to you.
_________________________________
-Get stuffed.
-No, no, no.
_________________________________
I mean it. Back at my place, we've got
_________________________________
a jewelry box crammed with rubies
and diamonds. Real ones. So...
_________________________________
All you have to do
is get me home to Kensington
_________________________________
and I'll make you rich
beyond your wildest dreams.
_________________________________
(EXHALES DEEPLY)
_________________________________
How do I know this ain't
just a load of old rubbish?
_________________________________
Well, I suppose
you'll just have to trust me.
_________________________________
I must be out of my mind.
_________________________________
All right. You've got yourself a deal.
_________________________________
(SPITS)
_________________________________
Go on. You too.
_________________________________
You own hand.
_________________________________
(CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________
(SQUISHING)
_________________________________
_________________________________
_________________________________
Who's there?
_________________________________
I'm warning you. I got ten claws
and I ain't afraid to use them.
_________________________________
-Hey, buddy. It's me, Elliot.
-What are you doing here?
_________________________________
You helped me, I'm returning the favor.
_________________________________
I'm busting you out of here.
Let's go. Let's do this.
_________________________________
Come on. Let's book it before
the warden makes her rounds.
_________________________________
No, cornflake. You've got it all twisted.
_________________________________
-This here is my home.
-Sweet.
_________________________________
Now haul your little butt
back out that window.
_________________________________
-What's this?
-Get off of that.
_________________________________
So soft. What is that?
_________________________________
What are you doing in there?
_________________________________
This place is big enough for two.
_________________________________
-What?
-Wow, look at that.
_________________________________
Does this look natural?
_________________________________
-Give me that.
-Oh, who's this little guy?
_________________________________
-Dinkleman.
-Dinkleman?
_________________________________
Is Dinkleman your doll?
_________________________________
I don't care about that old thing.
_________________________________
Oh, I get it. You're like a pet.
_________________________________
-I ain't nobody's pet.
-Right.
_________________________________
I do what I want, when I want,
and I come and go as I please.
_________________________________
Well, then let's go.
_________________________________
Outside?
_________________________________
Why would I wanna go outside
when I got all I need in...
_________________________________
Whoa, what's that?
_________________________________
I call them Woo Hoos, like:
_________________________________
You want one?
_________________________________
I know where there's a bunch of them,
but you gotta go...
_________________________________
...outside.
_________________________________
Inside. Outside.
_________________________________
-Inside. Outside.
-Stop it.
_________________________________
-Stupid nose.
-Inside. Outsi...
_________________________________
Okay, I got that Woo Hoo right out of
one of those container doohickeys.
_________________________________
You got that out the garbage?
_________________________________
I had that in my mouth and everything.
_________________________________
Dude, you're freaking me out
with that nose thing.
_________________________________
-Whoa.
-What is it?
_________________________________
-It's a whole Woo Hoo village.
-Sweet.
_________________________________
It's locked. Maybe we should
come back tomorrow.
_________________________________
Hey.
_________________________________
Elliot, look what you... You did.
_________________________________
You gonna get us in some trouble.
_________________________________
The Woo Hoo bar.
_________________________________
She's my lady. Smooth and creamy.
_________________________________
So bad, I shouldn't. Yet I will.
_________________________________
What is that?
_________________________________
Whoa, let me try.
_________________________________
Boog. Boog?
_________________________________
-Hello, idiot.
-It's "Elliot."
_________________________________
I come in peace.
_________________________________
I'm foraging.
_________________________________
Pepperoni!
_________________________________
-All right. Yeah, there it is. Let's go.
-Boog, party's over, let's go.
_________________________________
-All right, yeah, there it is.
-GORDY: Freeze.
_________________________________
Behold, the mighty grizzly. Good night.
_________________________________
If you go out in the woods today
There's gonna be some fries
_________________________________
Yeah, and the giraffes...
_________________________________
...they taste almost exactly
like the elephants.
_________________________________
That's messed up.
_________________________________
Hey, Gordy.
_________________________________
Back up quick, before she sees me.
_________________________________
You're in big trouble, mister.
_________________________________
You know what sugar does
to you, Boog.
to you, Boog.
_________________________________
Straight to bed, now!
_________________________________
I'm so sorry. It's my fault.
It won't happen again.
_________________________________
-What if he had hurt someone?
-Gordy, please.
_________________________________
-We're talking about Boog here.
-Hey, what are you looking at?
_________________________________
I told you not to wait up.
_________________________________
-I'll take him back to the woods.
-It's time to put him where he belongs.
_________________________________
No, no, he's not ready to go back yet.
I mean, it's not my fault.
_________________________________
I tried to teach him the basics.
_________________________________
I took him fishing,
but he didn't wanna get wet.
_________________________________
Gordy, please...
_________________________________
Boog is sorry.
_________________________________
-Beth, you're not his mother.
-I'm not mothering him.
_________________________________
Excuse me. Go to bed, Boog!
_________________________________
One more summer.
_________________________________
That's all I'm asking, one summer.
_________________________________
Great, see? I can be reasonable.
Thanks.
Thanks.
_________________________________
You know something?
_________________________________
The longer you wait, the harder
it's gonna be for him to adapt.
_________________________________
Oh, I'm sure he'll...
At least I think he'll...
At least I think he'll...
_________________________________
And the harder it's gonna be
for you to let him go.
_________________________________
Good night, Beth.
_________________________________
What am I gonna do with you?
_________________________________
To see how Lightning McQueen's racing career went, go to: Cars – Subtitles (en)
_________________________________
_________________________________
_________________________________
(MACHINERY POWERING DOWN)
_________________________________
-Riley's gone to sleep.
-Oh...
_________________________________
Which is a good thing.
_________________________________
When you think about it because
_________________________________
nothing else bad
can happen while she's asleep.
_________________________________
We'll be back to Headquarters
before she wakes up.
_________________________________
We'll just go across Friendship Island.
_________________________________
Oh, we'll never make it.
_________________________________
-Oh, no!
-No, no, no!
_________________________________
Don't obsess over
the weight of life's problems.
_________________________________
Remember the funny movie
where the dog dies?
_________________________________
Oh, Sadness,
we don't have time for this.
_________________________________
We'll just have to go around.
Take the scenic route.
_________________________________
SADNESS: Wait, Joy,
SADNESS: Wait, Joy,
you could get lost in there!
_________________________________
Think positive!
_________________________________
SADNESS: Okay. I'm positive
SADNESS: Okay. I'm positive
you will get lost in there.
_________________________________
SADNESS: That's Long Term Memory.
SADNESS: That's Long Term Memory.
_________________________________
An endless warren
of corridors and shelves.
_________________________________
I read about it in the manuals.
_________________________________
The manuals?
_________________________________
The manuals!
_________________________________
-You read the manuals!
-Yeah.
_________________________________
So you know
the way back to Headquarters!
_________________________________
I guess.
_________________________________
Ooh! (CHUCKLES EXCITEDLY)
_________________________________
You are my map!
_________________________________
Let's go! Lead on, my map!
_________________________________
Show me where we're going!
_________________________________
Okay. Only I'm too sad to walk.
_________________________________
Just give me a few... hours.
_________________________________
Ooh!
_________________________________
JOY: Which way? Left?
JOY: Which way? Left?
_________________________________
SADNESS: Right.
SADNESS: Right.
_________________________________
No. I mean, go left.
_________________________________
I said left was right. Like "correct."
_________________________________
JOY: Okay.
JOY: Okay.
_________________________________
SADNESS: This actually
SADNESS: This actually
feels kind of nice.
_________________________________
Okay, here we go!
_________________________________
We'll be back to Headquarters
before morning.
_________________________________
We can do it! This will be easy!
This is working!
_________________________________To see how Lightning McQueen's racing career went, go to: Cars – Subtitles (en)
_________________________________
_________________________________
MILO: Good afternoon, gentlemen.
MILO: Good afternoon, gentlemen.
_________________________________
First off, I'd like to thank this board
_________________________________
for taking the time to hear my proposal.
_________________________________
Now, we've all heard
of the legend of Atlantis,
_________________________________
a continent somewhere
in the mid-Atlantic
_________________________________
that was home
to an advanced civilization,
_________________________________
possessing technology
far beyond our own,
_________________________________
that, according to our friend Plato here,
_________________________________
was suddenly struck
by some cataclysmic event
_________________________________
that sank it beneath the sea.
_________________________________
Now, some of you may ask,
why Atlantis?
_________________________________
It's just a myth, isn't it?
_________________________________
Pure fantasy.
_________________________________
Well, that is where you'd be wrong.
_________________________________
10,000 years
before the Egyptians built the pyramids,
_________________________________
Atlantis had electricity,
advanced medicine,
_________________________________
even the power of flight.
Impossible, you say?
_________________________________
Well, no. No, not for them.
_________________________________
Numerous ancient cultures
all over the globe agree
_________________________________
that Atlantis possessed
a power source of some kind
_________________________________
more powerful than steam, than coal.
_________________________________
More powerful than our modern
internal combustion engines.
_________________________________
Gentleman, I propose
that we find Atlantis,
_________________________________
find that power source,
_________________________________
and bring it back to the surface.
_________________________________
Now, this is a page
from an illuminated text
_________________________________
that describes a book called
The Shepherd's Journal,
_________________________________
said to have been
a first hand account of Atlantis
_________________________________
and its exact whereabouts.
_________________________________
Now, based on a centuries-old
translation of a Norse text,
_________________________________
historians have believed
the Journal resides in Ireland.
_________________________________
(GRUNTING)
But after comparing the text
_________________________________
to the runes on this Viking shield,
_________________________________
I found that one of the letters
had been mistranslated.
_________________________________
So, by changing this letter
_________________________________
and inserting the correct one,
_________________________________
we find that The Shepherd's Journal,
the key to Atlantis,
_________________________________
lies not in Ireland, gentlemen,
_________________________________
but in Iceland.
_________________________________
Pause for effect.
_________________________________
Gentlemen... Ah!
I'll take your questions now.
_________________________________
(PHONE RINGING)
_________________________________
Would you gentlemen
please excuse me for a moment?
_________________________________
Cartography and Linguistics,
Milo Thatch speaking.
_________________________________
(INDISTINCT RANTING)
_________________________________
Yeah. Yeah, just a second.
_________________________________
Pardon me, Mr. Hickenbottom.
_________________________________
(CREAKING)
_________________________________
(RUMBLING)
_________________________________
(CLANKING)
_________________________________
How's that? Is that better?
_________________________________
Yeah. You're welcome.
_________________________________
-And don't let it happen again.
-All right, bye.
_________________________________
Now, as you can see by the...
_________________________________
By this, um, map...
_________________________________
Map that...
_________________________________
(CLEARS THROAT)
That I've drawn, I plotted the route
_________________________________
that will take myself and a crew
_________________________________
to the southern coast of Iceland
to retrieve the Journal.
_________________________________
(CLOCK CHIMING)
_________________________________
Ah, showtime.
_________________________________
Well, this is it.
_________________________________
I am finally getting out of the dungeon.
_________________________________
(FILM ROLLING)
_________________________________
"Dear Mr. Thatch, this is to inform you
_________________________________
"That your meeting today has been
moved up from 4:30 p.m. to 3:30 p.m."
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
"Dear Mr. Thatch, due to your absence,
_________________________________
"the board has voted
to reject your proposal.
_________________________________
"Have a nice weekend.
Mr. Harcourt's office."
_________________________________
They can't do this to me!
_________________________________
I swear, that young Thatch
gets crazier every year.
_________________________________
If I ever hear the word "Atlantis" again,
_________________________________
I'll step in front of a bus.
_________________________________
-(LAUGHS) I'll push you.
-(ALL LAUGHING)
_________________________________
-MILO: Mr. Harcourt!
-Good Lord!
_________________________________
-There he is!
-Members of the board... Wait.
_________________________________
-How did you find us?
-MILO: Mr. Harcourt, wait!
_________________________________
Head for the hills!
_________________________________
Where is a guard when you need him?
_________________________________
Mr. Harcourt, you gotta listen to me, sir!
_________________________________
Uh, sir?
_________________________________
Wait! Mr. Harcourt!
_________________________________
Sir, I have new evidence that...
Please, Mr. Harcourt!
_________________________________
Stop! Sir, if you... Could you hold...
_________________________________
Thank you very much. Look at...
_________________________________
This museum funds
scientific expeditions
_________________________________
based on facts,
not legends and folklore.
_________________________________
Besides, we need you here.
_________________________________
-We depend on you.
-You do?
_________________________________
Yes. What with winter coming,
_________________________________
that boiler's going to need
a lot of attention.
_________________________________
-Boiler?
-Onward, Heinz!
_________________________________
But there... There's a journal!
_________________________________
It's in Iceland! I'm sure of it this time!
_________________________________
(THUDDING)
_________________________________
Sir, I really hoped
it wouldn't come to this,
_________________________________
but this is a letter of resignation.
_________________________________
If you reject my proposal, I'll...
_________________________________
Whoa!
_________________________________
I'll quit!
_________________________________
I mean it, sir.
_________________________________
If you refuse to find my proposal...
_________________________________
You'll what?
_________________________________
Flush your career down the toilet,
_________________________________
just like your grandfather?
_________________________________
You have a lot of potential, Milo.
_________________________________
Don't throw it all away
chasing fairy tales.
_________________________________
But I can prove Atlantis exists!
_________________________________
You want to go on an expedition?
_________________________________
Here. Take a trolley
to the Potomac and jump in!
_________________________________
Maybe the cold water will
clear your head. Heinz!
_________________________________
_________________________________
DALLBEN: There's something wrong.
DALLBEN: There's something wrong.
I can feel it in my bones.
_________________________________
_________________________________
The Fairfolk know it too.
_________________________________
_________________________________
You don't see any of them around.
_________________________________
(MEOWS)
_________________________________
(MEOWS)
_________________________________
The Horned King,
_________________________________
_________________________________
that black hearted devil,
_________________________________
_________________________________
what's he waiting for?
_________________________________
(MEOWS)
_________________________________
(MEOWS)
_________________________________
Yes, yes, cat.
I know you want your breakfast,
_________________________________
_________________________________
but just now
thinking is more important.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-(LID RATTLING)
-Oh!
_________________________________
-Oh!
_________________________________
Taran! The pot is boiling over, Taran!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Oh, Dallben. I was just thinking.
_________________________________
What if the war's over,
What if the war's over,
and I never had a chance to fight?
_________________________________
_________________________________
And a good thing too.
_________________________________
_________________________________
War isn't a game. People get hurt.
_________________________________
_________________________________
But I'm not afraid. Ouch!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Yes, there you are.
_________________________________
_________________________________
If the Horned King ever returns,
_________________________________
_________________________________
you'll have a great deal more
to worry about
to worry about
_________________________________
than a burned finger.
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(EXCLAIMS)
_________________________________
No, no, no, cat. That is not for you.
It's for Hen Wen.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Hen Wen, Hen Wen.
It's always Hen Wen!
It's always Hen Wen!
_________________________________
And one day, my boy,
you may learn why.
you may learn why.
_________________________________
Now, no more dreaming.
You have chores to do.
You have chores to do.
_________________________________
Yes, sir.
_________________________________
_________________________________
He's so anxious
_________________________________
_________________________________
and so blind to the dangers ahead.
_________________________________
Look! Look, cat. You're in luck.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Just enough left for you.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Dallben doesn't understand.
_________________________________
I'm not a little boy anymore.
I'm not a little boy anymore.
_________________________________
I should be doing heroic deeds
for Prydain,
_________________________________
not waiting
_________________________________
not waiting
hand and foot on a spoiled...
_________________________________
_________________________________
Hey!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Oh, all right, Hen.
_________________________________
_________________________________
I didn't mean it.
_________________________________
_________________________________
You'd better eat it.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Dallben made it especially for you.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Is this to be my life? Pampering a pig?
_________________________________
I'm a warrior, not a pig keeper.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Dallben thinks I'd be afraid,
but I wouldn't.
_________________________________
_________________________________
All I need is a chance,
_________________________________
_________________________________
and I could be a famous warrior.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Look at me, Hen! I can do it!
_________________________________
Hah!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Hah!
_________________________________
(SQUEALING FEARFULLY)
_________________________________
_________________________________
(LAUGHS) Even you're afraid.
_________________________________
Do you challenge me?
Run, you cowards.
Run, you cowards.
_________________________________
(SQUAWKING)
_________________________________
(SQUAWKING)
_________________________________
-There you are.
-(BLEATS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
His Majesty, the Horned King.
_________________________________
_________________________________
So we meet at last.
_________________________________
Hah!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Hah!
_________________________________
Even the Horned King shakes with fear.
_________________________________
See, Hen? Everybody runs
from the famous Taran of Caer Dallben!
_________________________________
(COUGHS)
_________________________________
(COUGHS)
_________________________________
Prydain's finest warrior
_________________________________
_________________________________
draws his last breath.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Dallben.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Hmm. Not quite the blade for a hero.
_________________________________
_________________________________
I was... It's just that we were...
_________________________________
Hen Wen got dirty.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Oh, I see.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Another dream, Taran?
_________________________________
_________________________________
But, Dallben, won't I ever be anything
but an assistant pig keeper?
_________________________________
_________________________________
She's a special pig, Taran.
_________________________________
_________________________________
(DALLBEN CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
Now, give her a nice bath.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Well, Hen, it looks as though I'll
still be an assistant pig keeper
_________________________________
still be an assistant pig keeper
_________________________________
when I'm as old as Dallben.
_________________________________
_________________________________
You like that, don't you?
_________________________________
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) Now for the part
you like best.
you like best.
_________________________________
Hey, come on, Hen.
I haven't finished scrubbing your...
_________________________________
_________________________________
(SQUEALING IN DISTRESS)
_________________________________
_________________________________
Hen, what's the matter?
Calm down, Hen.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Stop it, please! What's the matter?
_________________________________
Hen Wen...
_________________________________
_________________________________
Taran, what's going on?
_________________________________
_________________________________
I don't know.
_________________________________
_________________________________
There's something wrong with Hen Wen.
_________________________________
_________________________________
What? Quickly, lad. Bring her inside.
_________________________________
_________________________________
What's that for?
_________________________________
Put Hen Wen down.
_________________________________
Put Hen Wen down.
_________________________________
I never use her powers unless I have to,
_________________________________
but now I must.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Powers?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Taran, what you are about to see,
_________________________________
_________________________________
you must never reveal to anyone.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Hen Wen, from you I do beseech
_________________________________
_________________________________
knowledge that lies beyond my reach,
_________________________________
_________________________________
troubled thoughts beyond your heart.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Pray you now those thoughts impart.
_________________________________
_________________________________
DALLBEN: Ah, the Horned King.
_________________________________
_________________________________
-(GASPS)
-(SHUSHS)
_________________________________
Don't interfere.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Don't interfere.
_________________________________
He is searching.
_________________________________
_________________________________
The Black Cauldron!
_________________________________
_________________________________
So that's it.
_________________________________
_________________________________
The Black Cauldron?
_________________________________
_________________________________
An awesome weapon, Taran.
_________________________________
_________________________________
It's been hidden for centuries,
_________________________________
_________________________________
but if the Horned King should find it
and unleash its power,
_________________________________
_________________________________
nothing could stand against him.
_________________________________
_________________________________
That's Hen Wen.
_________________________________
_________________________________
He knows.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Stop! Enough!
You must leave here at once.
You must leave here at once.
_________________________________
Take Hen Wen to the hidden cottage
_________________________________
Take Hen Wen to the hidden cottage
_________________________________
at the edge of the Forbidden Forest.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Hide there and never bring her out
until I come for you.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Hide? But why?
_________________________________
_________________________________
Only I knew the secret
of Hen Wen's power,
_________________________________
of Hen Wen's power,
_________________________________
but now the Horned King
has discovered it.
_________________________________
_________________________________
We must make sure he never uses
it to find the Black Cauldron.
_________________________________
_________________________________
I'm not afraid of the Horned King.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Then you are a very foolish lad.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Untried courage is no match for his evil.
_________________________________
Just remember that.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Now, off you go, my boy,
_________________________________
_________________________________
and take care of yourself.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Goodbye, Dallben.
_________________________________
_________________________________
I won't fail you.
_________________________________
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So much, so soon,
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to rest on his young shoulders.
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(BREATHING HEAVILY)
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(GRUNTS)
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(GRUNTS)
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(TRILLS)
_________________________________
(TRILLING)
_________________________________
(SIGHS)
_________________________________
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
_________________________________
(GROWLING)
_________________________________
-(RUSTLING)
-(GASPS)
_________________________________
(RUSTLING)
_________________________________
You again?
_________________________________
Get out of here.
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-(TRILLS)
-(GASPS)
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(GROWLING)
_________________________________
(SNORING)
_________________________________
(GROWLING)
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(GRUNTING)
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(CHOMPING)
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Ugh!
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(GRUNTING)
_________________________________
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January 2017
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January 2017
_________________________________
_________________________________
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Oh, yes.
Oh, yes.
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Yes, my soldiers.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Soon the Black Cauldron will be mine.
_________________________________
_________________________________
Its evil power will course
through my veins,
_________________________________
through my veins,
_________________________________
and I shall make you Cauldron-Born.
_________________________________
Yes. Yes. Oh, yes.
_________________________________
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Then you will worship me!
_________________________________
_________________________________
Me.
_________________________________
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Oh, my soldiers.
_________________________________
_________________________________
How long I have thirsted to be a god
_________________________________
among mortal men.
_________________________________
_________________________________
_________________________________
I am Moana of Motunui.
You will board my boat...
_________________________________
sail across the sea
and restore the heart of Te Fiti.
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-(GRUNTING) I am Moana...
-(THUDDING)
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-of Motu...
-(THUDDING CONTINUES)
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nui.
_________________________________
(THUDDING CONTINUES)
_________________________________
Heihei?
_________________________________
(CAWING LOUDLY)
_________________________________
(CAWING STOPS)
_________________________________
(CAWING LOUDLY)
_________________________________
(CAWING STOPS)
_________________________________
(CAWS AND STOPS AGAIN)
_________________________________
It's okay. You're all right.
_________________________________
See?
_________________________________
There we go. Nice water.
_________________________________
The ocean is a friend of mine.
_________________________________
Heihei?
_________________________________
Heihei!
_________________________________
(GASPS)
_________________________________
Stay.
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Okay. Next stop, Maui.
_________________________________
I am Moana of Motunui.
_________________________________
You will board my boat...
_________________________________
sail... across the sea...
_________________________________
and restore the heart of Te Fiti.
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(MUMBLING) I am Moana of Motu...
_________________________________
Board my boat!
_________________________________
Oh, no.
_________________________________
(GROANING IN FRUSTRATION)
_________________________________
No, no, no!
_________________________________
Ocean...
_________________________________
can I get a little help?
_________________________________
No, no.
_________________________________
Please.
_________________________________
Come on!
_________________________________
Help me!
_________________________________
Please!
_________________________________
(SCREAMS)
_________________________________
(CLUCKING)
_________________________________
(CAWS IN ALARM)
_________________________________
Whew!
_________________________________
Um...
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
I said help me!
_________________________________
And wrecking my boat?
_________________________________
Not helping!
_________________________________
Fish pee in you all day!
_________________________________
So...
_________________________________
(HEIHEI CLUCKING)
_________________________________
Maui?
_________________________________
Maui!
_________________________________
Maui, demigod of the wind and sea...
_________________________________
I am Moana of Motunui.
_________________________________
You will board my boat.
_________________________________
No. You will board my boat.
_________________________________
Yeah. I am Moana of Motunui.
_________________________________
You will board my...
_________________________________
Boat! A boat!
_________________________________
The gods have given me a...
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
(MOANA CLEARS THROAT)
_________________________________
Maui, shapeshifter...
_________________________________
demigod of the wind and sea...
_________________________________
-I am Moana of...
-Hero of men.
_________________________________
What?
_________________________________
It's actually, Maui, shapeshifter,
demigod of the wind and sea...
_________________________________
hero of men.
_________________________________
I interrupted.
From the top. Hero of men. Go.
_________________________________
I am...
_________________________________
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
_________________________________
And women. Men and women.
_________________________________
Both. All.
_________________________________
Not a guy, girl thing.
_________________________________
You know, Maui is a hero to all.
_________________________________
You're doing great.
(CLICKS TONGUE)
_________________________________
What? No! I'm here to...
_________________________________
Of course.
_________________________________
Yes, yes, yes.
_________________________________
Maui always has time for his fans.
_________________________________
When you use a bird to write with...
_________________________________
it's called tweeting.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES) I know, not every day
you get a chance to meet your hero.
_________________________________
You are not my hero.
_________________________________
And I'm not here
so you can sign my oar!
_________________________________
I'm here 'cause
you stole the heart of Te Fiti!
_________________________________
And you will board my boat...
_________________________________
and sail across the sea and put it back!
_________________________________
Um...
_________________________________
Yeah, it almost sounded
like you don't like me...
_________________________________
which is impossible because...
_________________________________
I got stuck here for 1,000 years...
_________________________________
trying to get the heart
as a gift for you mortals.
_________________________________
So you could have the power
to create life itself.
_________________________________
Yeah. So, what I believe
you were trying to say...
_________________________________
is "thank you."
_________________________________
-"Thank you?"
-You're welcome.
_________________________________
What? No, no, no!
_________________________________
I didn't... I wasn't...
_________________________________
Why would I ever say that?
_________________________________
Okay, okay.
_________________________________
I see what's happening
Yeah
_________________________________
You're face to face with greatness
You're face to face with greatness
and it's strange
_________________________________
You don't even know how you feel
_________________________________
It's adorable
_________________________________
Well it's nice to see that humans
never change
_________________________________
Open your eyes
Let's begin
_________________________________
Yes, it's really me
_________________________________
It's Maui
Breathe it in
_________________________________
I know it's a lot
_________________________________
The hair
The bod
_________________________________
When you're staring at a demigod
_________________________________
What can I say except
_________________________________
You're welcome
_________________________________
For the tides, the sun, the sky
_________________________________
Hey, it's okay, it's okay
_________________________________
You're welcome
You're welcome
_________________________________
I'm just an ordinary demiguy
Hey!
_________________________________
What has two thumbs
and pulled up the sky
_________________________________
When you were waddling yay high?
_________________________________
This guy
_________________________________
When the nights got cold
Who stole you fire from down below?
_________________________________
You're looking at him yo
_________________________________
Oh also I lassoed the sun
_________________________________
You're welcome
_________________________________
To stretch your days and bring you fun
_________________________________
Also I harnessed the breeze
_________________________________
You're welcome
_________________________________
To fill your sails and shake your trees
_________________________________
So what can I say except
You're welcome
_________________________________
For the islands I pulled from the sea
_________________________________
There's no need to pray
It's okay
_________________________________
You're welcome
_________________________________
Ha
I guess it's just my way of being me
_________________________________
You're welcome
_________________________________
You're welcome
_________________________________
Well come to think of it
_________________________________
Kid, honestly I could go on and on
_________________________________
I could explain every
natural phenomenon
_________________________________
The tide, the grass, the ground
Oh that was Maui just messing around
_________________________________
I killed an eel
I buried its guts
_________________________________
Sprouted a tree
Now you got coconuts
_________________________________
What's the lesson?
What is the take away?
_________________________________
Don't mess with Maui
when he's on a breakaway
_________________________________
And the tapestry here on my skin
And the tapestry here on my skin
Is a map of the victories I win
_________________________________
Look where I've been
I make everything happen
_________________________________
Look at that
Mean Mini-Maui just tickety tappin'
_________________________________
Ha ha
Ha ha
_________________________________
Ha ha
Hey
_________________________________
Well anyway let me say
You're welcome
_________________________________
You're welcome
_________________________________
For the wonderful world you know
_________________________________
Hey, it's okay, it's okay
You're welcome
_________________________________
You're welcome
_________________________________
Well come to think of it
I gotta go
_________________________________
Hey it's your day to say
You're welcome
_________________________________
You're welcome
_________________________________
'Cause I'm gonna need that boat
_________________________________
I'm sailing away away
You're welcome
_________________________________
You're welcome
_________________________________
'Cause Maui can do
everything but float
_________________________________
-You're welcome
-You're welcome
_________________________________
-You're welcome
-You're welcome
_________________________________
Huh?
_________________________________
And thank you!
_________________________________
Hey!
_________________________________
Let me out! You lying, slimy son of a...
_________________________________
(HUMMING)
_________________________________
You're welcome
_________________________________
You're so welcome.
_________________________________
No. I'm not going to Te Fiti
with some kid.
_________________________________
I'm going to get my hook.
_________________________________
You have yours and
I'm not Maui without mine.
_________________________________
Okay, talk to the back.
_________________________________
Boat snack.
_________________________________
(SCREAMING)
_________________________________
Good riddance,
you filthy pile of pebbles.
_________________________________
Oh, no, no, no.
Don't look at me like that.
_________________________________
It's a beautiful cave.
She's gonna love it.
_________________________________
And I'm going to love you in ma belly.
_________________________________
Now, let's fatten you up, drumstick.
_________________________________
I could watch that all day.
_________________________________
Okay. Enjoy the island.
_________________________________
Maui, out.
_________________________________
No! Stop!
_________________________________
Hey! You have to put back the heart!
_________________________________
(CLUCKS)
_________________________________
Did not see that coming.
_________________________________
I am Moana of Motunui.
_________________________________
This is my canoe...
_________________________________
and you will journey to...
_________________________________
All right, get over it. We gotta move.
_________________________________
And she's back.
_________________________________
I am Moana of Motunui...
_________________________________
It was Moana, right?
_________________________________
Yes.
_________________________________
And you will restore the heart!
_________________________________
All right. I'm out.
_________________________________
Oh, come on!
_________________________________
What is your problem?
_________________________________
Are you afraid of it?
_________________________________
No! No.
_________________________________
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
I'm not afraid.
_________________________________
Stay out of it
or you're sleeping in my armpit.
_________________________________
You, stop it.
_________________________________
That is not a heart. It is a curse.
_________________________________
The second I took it,
I got blasted outta the sky...
_________________________________
and I lost my hook.
_________________________________
Get it away from me.
_________________________________
Get this away?
_________________________________
Hey, hey, hey! I'm a demigod, okay?
_________________________________
Stop that. I will smite you!
_________________________________
You wanna get smote?
_________________________________
Smotten?
_________________________________
Listen, that thing doesn't give you
power to create life...
_________________________________
it's a homing beacon of death.
_________________________________
If you don't put it away,
bad things are gonna come for it.
_________________________________
Come for this? The heart?
_________________________________
You mean this heart right here?
_________________________________
Don't, you can't
raise your voice like that!
_________________________________
-Come and get it!
-(MAUI SHUSHING)
_________________________________
You are gonna get us killed!
_________________________________
No, I'm gonna get us to Te Fiti,
so you can put it back.
_________________________________
Thank you.
_________________________________
You're welcome.
_________________________________
Kakamora.
_________________________________
Kaka-what?
_________________________________
Murdering little pirates.
_________________________________
Wonder what they're here for.
_________________________________
They're kinda cute.
_________________________________
Ocean!
_________________________________
Do something! Help us!
_________________________________
The ocean doesn't help you,
you help yourself!
_________________________________
Tighten the halyard. Bind the stays!
_________________________________
You can't sail?
_________________________________
I, uh...
_________________________________
I am self-taught.
_________________________________
Can't you shapeshift or something?
_________________________________
Do you see my hook?
_________________________________
No magic hook, no magic powers!
_________________________________
Their boat is turning into more boats!
_________________________________
(HORN BLOWING)
_________________________________
Yep, I just did that.
_________________________________
MOANA: No, no!
_________________________________
Heihei!
_________________________________
Maui!
_________________________________
They took the heart!
_________________________________
That's a chicken.
_________________________________
The heart is in the...
(FRUSTRATED GRUNTING)
_________________________________
We have to get him back!
_________________________________
Maui!
_________________________________
Cheeeehoooo!
_________________________________
There! Right there!
_________________________________
You're turning?
_________________________________
What are you doing?
_________________________________
Escaping!
_________________________________
The heart!
_________________________________
Forget it! You'll never get it back!
_________________________________
Besides, you got a better one.
_________________________________
Hey!
_________________________________
What am I gonna steer with?
_________________________________
They're just gonna kill ya!
_________________________________
Coconuts.
_________________________________
Got it!
_________________________________
Hey!
_________________________________
MOANA: Yeah!
_________________________________
We did it!
_________________________________
Congratulations
on not being dead, girlie.
_________________________________
You surprise me.
_________________________________
But I'm still not taking that thing back.
_________________________________
You wanna get to Te Fiti you gotta
go through a whole ocean of bad.
_________________________________
Not to mention Te Kā.
_________________________________
Lava monster?
_________________________________
Ever defeat a lava monster?
_________________________________
No. Have you?
_________________________________
I'm not going on a suicide mission
with some mortal.
_________________________________
You can't restore the heart without me...
_________________________________
and me says no.
_________________________________
I'm getting my hook.
_________________________________
End of discussion.
_________________________________
You'd be a hero.
_________________________________
That's what you're all about, right?
_________________________________
Little girl, I am a hero.
_________________________________
Maybe you were.
_________________________________
But now...
_________________________________
now you're just the guy
who stole the heart of Te Fiti.
_________________________________
The guy who cursed the world.
_________________________________
You're no one's hero.
_________________________________
(SCOFFS) No one?
_________________________________
But...
_________________________________
put this back...
_________________________________
save the world...
_________________________________
you'd be everyone's hero.
_________________________________
Maui! Maui! Maui!
_________________________________
You're so amazing!
_________________________________
We'd never make it without my hook.
Not past Te Kā.
_________________________________
Then we get your hook.
_________________________________
We get your hook, take out Te Kā,
restore the heart.
_________________________________
Unless you don't wanna be...
_________________________________
Maui, demigod of the wind and sea.
_________________________________
Hero to...
_________________________________
all.
_________________________________
First, we get my hook.
_________________________________
Then save the world.
_________________________________
Deal?
_________________________________
Deal.
_________________________________
Worth a shot.
_________________________________
Okay, we go east.
_________________________________
To the lair of Tamatoa.
_________________________________
If anyone has my hook,
it's that beady-eyed bottom-feeder.
_________________________________
Teach me to sail.
_________________________________
My job is to deliver Maui
across the great ocean.
_________________________________
I should...
_________________________________
I should be sailing.
_________________________________
It's called wayfinding, princess.
_________________________________
And it's not just sails and knots...
_________________________________
it's seeing where you're going
in your mind.
_________________________________
Knowing where you are...
_________________________________
by knowing where you've been.
_________________________________
Okay, first, I'm not a princess.
_________________________________
I am the daughter of the chief.
_________________________________
-Same difference.
-No.
_________________________________
If you wear a dress,
and you have an animal sidekick...
_________________________________
you're a princess.
_________________________________
You are not a wayfinder.
_________________________________
You will never be a wayfinder,
you will never be a...
_________________________________
Really? Blow dart in my butt cheek?
_________________________________
You are a bad person.
_________________________________
If you can talk, you can teach.
_________________________________
Wayfinding.
_________________________________
Lesson one. Hit it.
_________________________________
(GROANS)
_________________________________
Pull the sheet.
_________________________________
Not the sheet.
_________________________________
No.
_________________________________
Nope.
_________________________________
Nope. No.
_________________________________
Tried that one already.
_________________________________
You're measuring the stars,
not giving the sky a high-five.
_________________________________
If the current's warm,
you're going the right way.
_________________________________
It's cold.
_________________________________
Wait, it's getting warmer. (GASPS)
_________________________________
Aah! That is disgusting!
What is wrong with you?
_________________________________
(MAUI CHUCKLES)
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